Perceived Pronunciation

[Bruder Cuzzen]

The worst offenders are TV news people , I can't remember the last time I heard it correctly pronounced , but I'll wager it was from a tourist !

I once had to tell the U.S. company I was working for that they'd got the spelling of the word "Massachusetts"wrong on the Help/About page of their flagship product. They weren't as grateful as I felt was appropriate .

har har har

Was it written as , " mass of two shits " .

[beagle]

Not quite that bad; had gained an s and lost a t I think.  I'd already wound them up by saying that if they looked out the window and couldn't see a bridge over the river Cam then they weren't in the real Cambridge .