STOP fornicating! you are causing global warming

[E.Raser]

Is it only human fornication that is causing the problem? Or are all those unmarried plants and animals contributing to it?

we should be  fornicating like porcupines, with many, many cautions

[Opsa]

 

"Hey baby- let's fornicate like PORCUPINES!"

It's really very simple. If you MUST fornicate, just remember to cry out "Y'ARRRGGGHHH!" or (my personal favorite) "G'ARRRGGGHHH!" at some point during ecstatcy to balance out the global warming with piradical sensibilities.

[Aphos]

OH...MY...YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARR!!!

[anthrobabe]

sex therapist: well what brings you here today?
girlfriend of pirate: well it's _________ he's begun to yell alot during our lovemaking.
sex therapist: Could you elaborate a bit more?
girlfriend: well he goes YARGH! alot and the neighbors are starting to notice.

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

Oh, geeze, a stupid ex-cop and trailer park manager is the next David Koresh??

It's Mr. Layhey? ^^

Ha!

If I had to pick the leader of a crazy religious commune, I'd go with Bubbles, but I don't think he'd be very keen about the job.

[Opsa]

I think all the Y'AARRGGGHHHHing would upset Bubbles and his kitties. Maybe we could soundproof his trailer.