STOP fornicating! you are causing global warming

[Pachyderm]

I went and had a look at Scriblerus' link, and found, among the rantings, this little gem:

Santa & God debase women
as if non-existing opposites.
How evil unto their mothers.

and this:

Scientists know Time Cube,
but any scientist supporting
the 4 simultaneous days in a
single rotation of Earth, will
be fired and banned for life
from academic institutions.
Scientists are evil cowards
and  should be castrated
for obscurantism of the 4
simultaneous days within
a single rotation of Earth.
Average people understand
4 Day Creation when I tell
them about it, but scientist
can't accept it, for the evil
bastards think singularity.
Singularity can't procreate,
a feat requiring opposites.

oh yes, and:

Recognition and application of this Cubic
simultaneous 4 day rotation of Earth,
will change all math, science and societies
from the beginning of human existence.
You have to be evil to ignore this math.

1-Midday to midday is a 24 hour rotation.
2-Sundown to sundown is a 24 hour rotation.
3-Midnight to midnight is a 24 hour rotation.
4-Sunup to sunup is a 24 hour rotation.

4 Earth corners rotate 4 Time corners -
for 4 simultaneous day rotation of Earth -
equating the principle of a 4 pole motor.
Academic bastards will deny the obvious.
Americans are EVIL for ignoring Cubicism.

That's some quality frothing at the mouth, old-time raving.

He's not a fan of Wikipedia, either.

[beagle]

You have to be evil to ignore this math.

1-Midday to midday is a 24 hour rotation.
2-Sundown to sundown is a 24 hour rotation.
3-Midnight to midnight is a 24 hour rotation.
4-Sunup to sunup is a 24 hour rotation.

I didn't entirely follow why:

Tea-time to tea-time is a 24 hour rotation

doesn't qualify too, but then I haven't been eating the cacti or licking the toads.

[Aggie]

.......atoms are made of spaceships, and I'm the reborn Jesus.

[Pachyderm]

Hooray! Jesus is back! And he's a Canadian scientist!

Nasty one in the face for all them Southern Evangelical types.
Stand up all the Creationists who feel like idiots now....

[Aggie]

I was quoting an old user at TOP.     

Atoms are made of spaceships in which trillions of super-intelligent micro-beings live and in the far future we shall built also the whole universe into a spacecraftculture too.
Like it is in the microcosm it will be in the macrocosm too.
Atoms are made of spaceships in which trillions of super-intelligent micropeople live and in those micropeople are little atoms too of course which are also even smaller spaceships of an even higher spacecraftculture, and so on as an infinite progression.
In fact: the whole universe is not a dead mechanism what science wants us to believe, but it is built of living beings, micro-beings in the microcosm.
All those microbeings as one unity, as one being is GOD himself.
Read the new bible about Gods Kingdom in the microcosm:
http://home.wanadoo.nl/r.f.dezwart/Frame-engels.html


EVIDENCE
I have much evidence, because the microcosm is a higher world according to the fact that an atom is much more complex than our solar-system and according to the higher fysics of the microcosm.
And what is a higher world?
AN ETERNAL EVOLUTION
A higher world is a spacecraftculture, due to the fact that we ourselves shall build the macrocosm into a higher spacecrafculture in the future and then the cosmos shows to be al logical system of an eternal evolution.
ENDLESS PROGRESSION OF CULTURES
And this eternal evolution already exists in the microcosm as an endless progression of higher and higher cultures.
INTELLIGENT ATOMS
And you can also explain why our bodies can be ruled by simple atoms, who are not so simple anymore in my atomtheory.

Then again, I have been known to expound on the structure of the universe being inherrantly hyper-noodley, so I'm not so far out of the atoms-are-spaceships bin myself. 

[Opsa]

My atoms are made of spaceships that are badly in need of tune-ups.

Atomtherapy? Is that like aromatherapy? Do I need therapy from things that are made of spaceships? Who the heck's driving those things? Do they have licenses?

It is forever tea-time and we are all the reborn Jesus. I don't have to believe. I know it deep inside my spaceships.

[anthrobabe]

who was it that said

string theory--- aren't noodles just sorts of strings?

i'm hungry--- spag at my house tonight!

[Sibling Chatty]

.......atoms are made of spaceships, and I'm the reborn Jesus.

[pieces o nine]

I didn't entirely follow why:

Tea-time to tea-time is a 24 hour rotation

doesn't qualify too, but then I haven't been eating the cacti or licking the toads.

Sounds like the Long, Dark Teatime of the Soul.

[goat starer]

Frankly I have not done nearly enough fornicating for ages (otherwise known as none at all).

Give me half a chance with someone nice and any kindly thoughts towards polar bears will go straight out the window!!!!!!!

[Griffin NoName]

Is fornicating all it's cracked up to be? 

[Pachyderm]

No idea, it's been a while. I prefer to count it in Ice Ages, then it's only four...

[Aphos]

.......atoms are made of spaceships, and I'm the reborn Jesus.

I had completely forgotten that guy on TOP until you brought this up.  GAWD!, that guy was weird.

[beagle]

Yep. Even when judged against some pretty stiff competition.

[Swatopluk]

Frankly I have not done nearly enough fornicating for ages (otherwise known as none at all).

Give me half a chance with someone nice and any kindly thoughts towards polar bears will go straight out the window!!!!!!!

Finally something we can agree on!
Hm, what about doing it on a polar bear skin?