Where have all the pirates gone?

[Mathesa]

BC (I knew him personally) Don't tag the Mermaid's tail

[Bruder Cuzzen]

you mean "tug" and you also mean to say "I know him, not knew him), Egads...shade of jj !

me mum be a mermaid  ye shud know...pappy be the seapent...yarr uh miss me pa....he dun et himself up over nuttin.

[Griffin NoName]

Is it a Mermaid Boarding Party?

[Darlica]

Welcome Mathesa!

Don't be scared but thar be a lot o' huggin' an' tuggin', pinchin' an' squeezin' goin' on specially at Admiral Benbow's... 
Oi came 'ere as a shipwrecked kitchen hand not long ago an' ended up a bar wench.
They be all lovely lads but don't spread t' word that would wreck their self image... Just pour a jug o' ice water over 'em when they get too rowdy, then give 'em a peck on t' cheek!

[anthrobabe]

Hello Mathesa! and welcome to our little happy wonder land on the net.

[Darlica]

Now where did that BC go?

Oy! Oi know ye father was a sea serpent but put that tail of yours back in them panties! I don ave to see it to believe it has scales...

Sit down an ave a beer like the other lads!

[Opsa]

Welcome in, Mathesa! Don't mind those salty pirate folks. Have an ale on me. And go here to say hello: http://toadfishmonastery.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=32&board=15.0

[Bruder Cuzzen]

Yarr! Mathesa made me join her facebook ,  I was surprised to see friends and relatives in there , Valient Knave ( on thee neighboring shup ) is there as well . I'm going to ask one of them to posta pic of me ships cats sometime .YARR!

[Alchemist]

A few of us old Pirates have been toying with gun fetishists over on Topix.net and writing Uncyclopedia articles. Purely for the lulz you understand.

One of our lot got seriously threatened by a gun toting muppet
http://www.topix.net/forum/us/TIOOJ2V09UCFQ7AUF/p634#c13558

[Opsa]

Muppets are scary as heck! You never know who's controlling them... 

[DaveL]

It's the hand!! It's the hand!!

Makes the saying Talk to the hand take on a whole new meaning!! 

[Black Bart]

Harrrrrrr...Israel Hands!

[Opsa]

How will the hand hear what I'm saying if it's... up yer... PUPPET- HOLE!!!!

[Griffin NoName]

up yer... PUPPET- HOLE!!!!

ON TOPIC. Is that where all the pirates 'as gone?

[Opsa]

 

Would everyone please check their puppet-holes for any residual pirates?