Toadfish Monastery

Quote from: Black Bart on December 31, 2010, 12:32:38 PM
Did Dave get im this time?

Only askin because me presents turned up again...more bleedin socks!!!!

YArrrr...

Oi think Oi fell asleep after some elf came and spiked me egg nog. Not sure what he put in it, but all Oi remembers is sumthin about marshmellow skies, girls wif kaleidoscope eyes and someone in the sky with diamonds.

YArrrr...That Timothy Leary bloke has got sum explainin to do!!

Quote from: Sibling DavidH on October 24, 2010, 08:38:27 AM
So would you if you were up a tree and some beggar was pointing a camera at you.   

YArrrr...

Well yes, hespecially if it was pointing up the at the "parrot passasge"

VUVU-ZEL-ARGGHHHH!!!

Welcome to the Monastery matey!

*Drops his freshly laundered handkerchief in shock*
*Adjusts his monocle to deflect the social awkardness of the situation*

What a rude bounder that man is Lord Bluenose.  I say, we sully forth and give that man a right punch on the hooter!

Nudist resort to open on Portsmouth Foreshore.  Several names for the new venue have been proposed including *******, **********, and The Bare *******

Why yes indeed old chap, feel free! I think that bounder Captain Bluenose had brewed up a batch from Portsmouth Public School. 

"Chortle, Chortle"

I really must invite you all up to my quarters for a game of cards some time. My scullery maid will prepare a banquet most fitting!

Public Urged to Remain Calm As Harbour Master Collins Insists New Shipments Arriving in Big Ron's trousers

By joves, I must have dozed off in the sun. Can someone fetch me my parasol, I appear to be getting rather sunburnt!

YArrrr...

We never be far away matey. Tell Catpin he's welcome in the Pirates Den, with the rest of the menagerie that haunts Ole Portsmouth anytime!

Went to a Chinese resturant in Sydney a few weeks ago.  It was a banquet and the dishes were coming out thick and fast.  As the guest of honour was an elderly Chinese gentleman, the dishes lent more to the "non-western" exotic dishes.

After navigating through eating jellyfish and sharkfin, the next dish that came out was poultry of some type.  As it was deep fried and coated in 5-spice, my first impression was, crispy fried duck.

That was until I saw the deep fried head! It was staring at me on the platter.

It was Flying Rat.

mmmmmmmm...

YARGGHHHHHH....
O'ive bin away helpin' write final scripture for a certain monster of note...we be nearly finished!

Top idea lords and ladies.  I shall get my entourage to fetch my nautical outfit at once! I'd love to wear my little pom-pom sailors hat!!