Wordsworth I most certainly am not...

[Pachyderm]

But was gripped by the muse earlier on (it stings, and I am not comfortable sitting down yet...)

Idly surfing the intarweb one day
I discovered a place where I wanted to stay
With Opas and Aggie, Chatty, Griffin et al
Arms open in friendship, a hearty "welcome y'all"
All that is asked is that you behave humble,
And they'll usher you in with a big Toadfish "rumble".
A Novice you start, in the Tide Pool you play
For full Toadfish status, it's the Siblings who say.
There's pirates in New Portsmouth, squidlings in the moat
To keep out the trolls, the door is guarded by Goat.
There's a garden, a Lido, Swato in his lab.
Take it in slowly, this place is just fab.
Krabbies abound, Kiyo's down in the pub,
Bart's making stew, best keep clear of the tub.
Others there are, Anthrobabe, Kanaloa and Cuzzen,
Alpaca, Qwerty, Mero and Bluenose, the place sure is buzzin'
A haven of rest, sanctuary, I'm sure you agree
Full of warmth and wonder, DaveL and now me.

[The Meromorph]

Heartwarming...