Toadfish Monastery

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Environmental concerns have been raised (informants unknown) regarding the treatment of vulenrable squdlings.

To aid our considerable efforts to prevent this (details not supplied), please phone in if you have had sightings or hear anything relating to the welfare of our squidkings.

We are always recruiting so consider joiing us.

Our campaign highlights are:

To get a ban on the use chilli pepper
To eradicte use of contrecptives to increase the poulation
To find new habiyats as the moat is seriously polluted ( uknown substances)

We need you. Sign up today and list skills you canm offer.