Gay Marriage Killed The Dinosaurs - this is cool!

[DaveL]

I saw this on a fellow Siblings list of Facebook Groups and killed myself laughing and also had to join.

This group is for people who understand the grave risks of gay marriage. Some suggest gay marriage will merely undermine one of our most fundamental societal institutions, causing countless straight couples to get divorced because exclusion of gays was the only thing holding their marriage together.

But we know better. Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. If we let liberal activist judges in Massachusetts and California set the course, the blood will run in rivers. Mixed with molten lava.

*sigh* Also, please stop messaging me with angry comments. This group is a joke, people.

If ever there was a web meme to rival FSM, this would be it. Worthy Liberal Cause + Distorted Science. Hmmm, all we need is a Cafe Press T Shirt Range and a hate mail section and voila...NEW WEB MEME!!!

Darren where are you, quick!!

There are some very funny dinosaur pictures, which show a few ummmm...salty tale moments...

Anyway it's another funny site - regardless of opinions about Facebook.

Top 13 Reasons Gay Marriage is Bad:

13. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

12. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why our society has no single parents.

11. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

10. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

9. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

8. Gay marriage should be decided by the people and their elected representatives, not the courts. The framers checked the courts, which represent mainstream public opinion, with legislatures created to protect the rights of minorities from the tyranny of the majority. Interference by courts in this matter is inappropriate, just as it has been every time the courts have tried to hold back legislatures pushing for civil rights.

7. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because "separate but equal" institutions are a good way to satisfy the demands of uppity minority groups.

5. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

4. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

3. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

2. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

1. METEORS and VOLCANOES.

I've started a thread on facebook called 'The Westboro Baptist Church: Are they simply saving dinosaurs?' 

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

That's great!

[anthrobabe]

Ah the facebook addiction
me too

I had to join it as well.

[Bruder Cuzzen]

HAHAHAaaaaa...........I'm in facebook....but I spend so little time in there I still don't know my way around .

[DaveL]

Ok then, there's a discussion forum over there, so let's fire it up

I've started another thread entitled:

'Heath's Death: Was it Dinosaur Pay Back?'

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[Darlica]

Hilarious!

But I'm not on facebook so I just follow the ruckus from here.

[Sibling Chatty]

Hilarious!

But I'm not on facebook so I just follow the ruckus from here.

What Darlica said...Me, too.

[anthrobabe]

We gotta get you on facebook--- I only visit once a day any more- I swear! it's a good additional way to keep up with some people who are true facebook junkies- I've got one friend who is only reachable via facebook- annoying yes but I love her and choose to keep up with her as I can.

So think about it.

[Griffin NoName]

** facebook **  no way - but of course I respect others decisions LOL

[DaveL]

I agree with AB. It's also fun and a great inspiration for new ideas.
I do both.

The discussion forums tend can die quite quickly, without a few 'partners in crime' to fire them up. This is the most funny and worthy cause I've seen, since that other web meme which will remain nameless .

[Darlica]

We gotta get you on facebook--- I only visit once a day any more- I swear! it's a good additional way to keep up with some people who are true facebook junkies- I've got one friend who is only reachable via facebook- annoying yes but I love her and choose to keep up with her as I can.

So think about it.

Hmmm.

Monastery or Facebook I don't have time for both.

Not really a difficult choice.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

We can blame my aunt for that. I nicked it from her.
I haven't gotten around to puttering through the threads yet. But I will.