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Oh man, I sh#t my pants again. Damn, there goes three more IQ points.
When will I get a rocking chair version of this at last?
"Hang on... this feels funny. I think I did something wrong. Is it 'pants down, sit down' or 'sit down, pants down'? Lemme check those instructions that Laura made up for me."
"Dubya's new drop-bottom-flap business suit saves him time and energy. "
The Preznit at his most productive time of day.
"Now hand me the Constitution."
:ROFL: I vote for Aphos'!
I'm on my throne...now where did I put my crown ?
Quote from: Opsanus tau on December 28, 2007, 05:34:00 PM
:ROFL: I vote for Aphos'!
Truth in humor---about the only place it is left anymore.
All are great- but I too vote Aphos'
Quote from: Aphos on December 28, 2007, 05:51:55 AM
"Now hand me the Constitution."
This one works for me. They are all great, but this one just somehow seems real Dubya... ;) ;) ;)
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How can my attorneys fire me, I'm the boss...
It's so dark. Where can I get some of those nightgown vision thingummies?
"The baby is in the other car, but if I drive fast enough I won't be able to hear him!"
" I know I'm forgetting something......
do I have panties on?"
Da da da...
Go get yourself some cheap sunglasses...
Da da da...
With glass so dark, they won't even know your name...
unforunately the 'stand off' thingie didn't work and K-fed has full custody of Sean-P and JJ now so only one thing to do
Starbucks run!
Quote from: Aphos on January 04, 2008, 08:31:29 PM
With glass so dark, they won't even know your name...
Spot on. Once again I'm as out of touch as High Court Judge. Who is this person? Seems a vague resemblance to Fergie, Duchess of York.
Quote from: beagle on January 05, 2008, 08:02:16 PM
Quote from: Aphos on January 04, 2008, 08:31:29 PM
With glass so dark, they won't even know your name...
Spot on. Once again I'm as out of touch as High Court Judge. Who is this person? Seems a vague resemblance to Fergie, Duchess of York.
Well, you don't have to deal with our American celebs. Her initials are BS, which seems very appropriate.
I just thought it was an arbitrary photo.
Last Culture Gap Post
Quote from: Griffin NoName on January 05, 2008, 11:11:41 PM
I just thought it was an arbitrary photo.
Last Culture Gap Post
That's because you Brits have more culture than we Americans.
A new start for a new week...(http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/afp/was1167078.rp420x400.jpg)
Interrogation tapes, we don't need no stinking interrogation tapes!
Psst...What was that you wanted me to say Mr. President?
You haven't catched the meaning of bald-faced yet!
Is it time for that comfort break yet?
If I just grit my teeth, it will all go away....
If I just grit my teeth, it will all go away....
If I just grit my teeth, it will all go away....
Welcome back, Bob-qsf.
I'll second that. Not the right thread to be welcoming back, but heck, this whole site is werid, so HEY Bob of the uncertainty - nice to see you.
keep those eyes peeled - damn a-rabs can sneak up on you any time
'My name badge has been erased, so technically I am not responsible for anything."
(PS: Happy to see B in a QSF again, too!)
Holy Toledo Batman it's a Bob in QSofF
Hi, y'all. Made my day....!
and I didn't have to grit my teeth or anything... ::)
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Uncle Dick, when do we get outa this mess???
The results of Dr Frankin's "Mental to physical Size-U-Laytor" were not quite as expected.
Bush was still quite visible.
Fee Fie Foe Fum, I smell the blood of a teeny weeny president.
I'll call you Maxi-Me
Proof that true evil causes an increase in physical size.
Well, Dick, try shootin' at a little target...
(http://www.ramdac.org/images/bush_denounces_ads.jpg)
I banish all who refuse to believe my way...
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Oh, Damn! I missed again, with the grenade...
Quote from: Afterglow on May 07, 2008, 12:48:42 AM
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Can one of y'all hand me that beer?
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I'm told transposable thumbs show intellignece
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Next I'm agonna clear out that brush over there...
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Howdy. I are presdent of the Untied States.
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It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around.
I gotta send you back to the South Pole.
:mrgreen:billy madison reference :mrgreen:
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Damn the torpid ones. All arm-feta-mime ahead
Damn the torpid ones. Full of arm-feta-mime ahead
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 07, 2008, 04:26:10 PM
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Y'all seen my pen anywheres? Soon as I find it I'm gonna find that Obama Bin Lauder fellah.
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Mommy please, please don't do this again...
(http://allhatnocattle.net/Copy%20of%20Airplane-kid.jpg)
What'ya mean? The flight attendant said to get on the plane, so I did!
Quote from: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on May 28, 2008, 05:35:55 AM
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I promise to quit kicking your seatback!!
(http://allhatnocattle.net/Copy%20of%20Airplane-kid.jpg)
Hey, I had the right of way! Say goodbye to your flying licence!
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But I have a reservation! What do you mean, I've been bumped?
(http://allhatnocattle.net/Copy%20of%20Airplane-kid.jpg)
Ok, OK! I'll stay in the bathroom (http://www.nypost.com/seven/05122008/news/nationalnews/suit__man_forced_to_sit_in_jetblue_bathr_110553.htm)...!
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Don't you just hate whiny, crying kids on airplanes?
(http://allhatnocattle.net/Copy%20of%20Airplane-kid.jpg)
"...where wings take dream." (http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushism-wings.htm)
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"Microsoft announce a Critical Patch for Flight Simulator" (http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushism-wings.htm)
(http://allhatnocattle.net/Copy%20of%20Airplane-kid.jpg)
Jack still had a lot to learn about his new stilts
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Harry! Hermione! Help!
(http://allhatnocattle.net/Copy%20of%20Airplane-kid.jpg)
I want my 2 dollars!*
* obscure reference to Better Off Dead
Who chooses pictures, and when do we get a new one?
OK, I'll do a new one.
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Rats! This back-scratcher is too low...
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Timb...
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Last prize in the Limber Dancing contest
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Even Republican Beavers were overcome by Bush's Failed Policies.
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My chiropractor's gonna KILL me...
"Hello. Mr McGuyver, I have a job for you..."
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Did the cheerleader get motorized?
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Mammoths have been evolving over many centuries; this is a prime specimen
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Brothers and sisters, I have avenged you!
(http://www.nicezone.de/total_ueberladen.gif)
Figuring out where I parked my truck is like finding a needle in a haystack.
(http://www.nicezone.de/total_ueberladen.gif)
Biofuel's great - it's carbon neutral and I get 183,598 km on a single fill.
(http://www.nicezone.de/total_ueberladen.gif)
"Help! A giant beaver just sat on my truck to avenge his dead brother!"
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"Ermintrude was profoundly glad it was her day off."
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http://simple-cash-blog.com/OL-Donkey-Cart.jpg
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 08, 2008, 08:38:48 AM
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Eeyore was determined to break into showjumping.
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Damn! I knew that putting the donkey on a diet was a bad idea!
(http://simple-cash-blog.com/OL-Donkey-Cart.jpg)
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Jonathan had forgotten to adjust the parking mechanism in his new cart design.
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An early attempt at spaceflight was not as successful as they had hoped.
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Jose, get down from there and quit acting like an ass!!