Albus Dumbledore gay revelation

[Swatopluk]

I read a review of Womb Raider on badmovies.de* (which I had bought very cheaply**) and there it was compared and linked to LotGS. As said above, I did not buy that because the availble version is mutilated.
Iirc correctly the heroine is called Dildo (and the wizard is Smirnoff, like the vodka)
I never denied to suffer from Trashophilia Cinematica .

*now wikified. I did not check, whether they kept the pictures
**not very good. Waste your money on better trash, there is enough of that.

http://badmovies.de/index.php/Lord_of_the_G-Strings_-_The_Femaleship_of_the_String

[anthrobabe]

Trashophilia Cinematica--- I like that term- catchy

:whip

[goat starer]

I am seeing another side to Swato!

next time you buy such films give me a call and i will bring the popcorn.

[Swatopluk]

Hier wird nicht gepoppt!
Not a prawn collector really. The few films in my possession that roughly fit the bill are mostly "serious" ones (see Ken Park for example).
I aim for a complete collection of Hammer films (there is a large series of the still unavailable ones announced for release )

[Pachyderm]

Read a list of top prawn titles,

few I remember are

Shaving Ryan's Privates
The Loin King
Schindler's Fist

and my personal favourite

Battlestar Prophylactica

[anthrobabe]

 

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

You want more?

Here ya go for a nice list of "interesting" movie titles:

http://personal.pitnet.net/micah/porno.html

(I laughed so much while reading that...)

Some of them are really funny...

[Swatopluk]

Vegetarierinnen zur Fleischeslust gezwungen
i.e. (female) vegetarians forced into carnal lust
Fleischeslust means both joy of meat and carnal desire

An all time (title) favorite : Zombie Ninja Gangbangers
Plot according to imdb comments: Woman is regularly raped by zombies in ninja outfits that also vomit on her. Going to the police about that results in her raped by the officers too (though at least without vomiting I presume)

Wo der Wildbach durch das Höschen rauscht (Where the wild creek runs through the panties)
Graf P o r n o bläst zum Zapfenstreich (lit.: Count P o r n beats the tattoo but that loses the "blowing" aspect and that "Zapfen" can be seen as slang for a part of the male anatomy).

There are scientific studies on the topic, so it does not necessarily imply that one has actually seen those films, if one knows anything about them (but also does not exclude it )
http://www.amazon.de/Schulm%C3%A4dchen-Report-deutsche-Sexfilm-70er-Jahre/dp/3929470128/ref=sr_1_4/303-4615446-9622664?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1193570995&sr=1-4

[beagle]

Were Judie Dench and Michael Douglas in the Zombie one?   Seems familiar...

[Swatopluk]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0146369/
Doesn't look like it. And the title seems to be "more promising" than the product itself.
I actually found it by competing with a colleague to find the most stupid "real" movie title as opposed to invented ones we could come up with ourselves (we have no chance against the "professionals" though).