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Safest City for Zombie Outbreak?

Started by Kiyoodle the Gambrinous, October 26, 2007, 06:35:55 PM

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Opsa

Zombies can't even walk straight, let alone fly a plane.

(Speaking of London, I just saw "Shaun of the Dead" last night. Loved it!)

The Penatgon would probably be pretty good, no brains, but you'd have all those windows to board up. Plus, there's a subway stop there, and everyone knows how popular the subways are with Zombies. I used to ride the Metro with them all the time.

Pachyderm

Go to your nearest large naval base. Commandeer an aircraft carrier, with some nautical types to drive it, and park over the Marianas trench. Prepare some Molotov cocktails, and a nice G&T, and wait for the spacecraft to rescue you...
Imus ad magum Ozi videndum, magum Ozi mirum mirissimum....