When Life Gives You Lemons

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

When life gives you lemons, ask for salt and tequilla.


Anyone got some good ones lying around?

[Pachyderm]

Lemons?

or tequila?

I have no tequila. I hate the stuff. I have lemons, for tea.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

If you are of a more patient disposition and have the ingredients/means you may make a nice fried rice (and obviously use the lemon juice with it) 

[goat starer]

I would personally squeeze them over a monkfish fillet and drink a nice malt whisky instead

[Bluenose]

Make lemon butter and have it on your toast for breakfast!

[Bruder Cuzzen]

UMMM... lemon meringue pie , lemon jelly donuts ....lemons are goooooddddd.......

[Opsa]

When life gives you lemons, make lemon cough drops and try not to choke!

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

When life gives you lemons, make lemon frosting and put it on a chocolate cake...

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

When life gives you lemons, freez them and throw them at people!

[Pachyderm]

When life gives you lemons, confuse them by planting oranges.

[The Meromorph]

When life gives you lemons, say thank you for the gift. 



"It is what it is.
You are what you eat.
There are no mistakes."

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

There used to be a mug for sale on the Red Meat web site that said "If life gives you poop... make poop-juice."

[anthrobabe]

mmmmmm, lemons, aaagggghhhh
(drooling like Homer)

lemon anything is good

[Aggie]

If life gives you crap, kick it in the lemons.