Camaign to stop Ramzan Kadyrov sending yours truly to kenya

[goat starer]

eeek!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/02/28/wchechen28.xml

[Griffin NoName]

But you get a beauty queen thrown in. I can't see why you wouldn't want to go

better not let Beagle see you reading the Telegraph

[goat starer]

hmmm. now you put it like that......

but my understanding is that Mr Kadyrov is giving me to this beauty queen so that she will become his wife and from what I know of the chap it strikes me that he is likely to feed me to his pet tigers (yes he has pet tigers!!!) if I do so much as LOOK at her in a lustful manner. Given that general lustfulness is the natural state of the Goat this is surely a certain death sentance with a messy tiger lunch type ending.

As for reading the Daily Torygraph I am afraid that the Guardian has far weightier matters of import to convey and did not run this story so I had to resort to lowest common denominator media to find a link 

It should not be taken as an indication of the demarxification of the Goat.

[Griffin NoName]

... but my understanding is that Mr Kadyrov is giving me to this beauty queen so that she will become his wife and from what I know of the chap it strikes me that he is likely to feed me to his pet tigers

Once she sees you do you think she will consent to be his wife? Maybe the two of you could have a little talk with the tigers, who are all at least a year old from the Gruaniad dateline, and might be up to biting the hand that feeds them ?

I can see the Grauniad is keeping up its standards with the tales of cuddliness.

[goat starer]

the only tiger i talk to is Hobbes

[beagle]

As for reading the Daily Torygraph I am afraid that the Guardian has far weightier matters of import to convey...

Like how are they going to fund the Labour Party if the Lords is elected?

It should not be taken as an indication of the demarxification of the Goat.

There will come a point in your intellectual development when you will require more from your reading than a good muesli guide.
In another ten years you'll be reading it regularly, and in twenty, The Spectator. Live long enough and you may even outdo the political swing achieved by Peter Hain.

[goat starer]

I am afraid I am swinging the other way (in political and reading matters!!!!  )

In ten years time i will be living in a wigwam and knitting my own yoghurt.

As for intellectual development most people lose brain cells as they get older and development is therefore on a dowwards trend from the 20s onwards. This explains why so many old people vote Tory! 

[beagle]

No, it's because the older you get the more things you end up being the one paying for, (although it's only a matter of time before GB works out out how to fit a pay as you roll device to skateboards).

[Aggie]

In ten years time i will be living in a wigwam and knitting my own yoghurt.

By that time I hope to have some land for you to squat your wigwam on... but you'll have to knit me a litre a week!

[Griffin NoName]

I thought Tories were all Young Farmers.

[goat starer]

young farmers and senile old people

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and Beagle 

(but I love him really!)