Ben Dover

[Griffin NoName]

Tonights TV viewing offered a documentary on veteran porn star Ben Dover (!!) who has won the Golden Genitals Award five years in a row.

Am I the only one who has never heard of the Golden Genitals? 

[The Meromorph]

Me neither... 

[Opsa]

I've heard of the Golden Bozos...

[Aggie]

Wow, they'll gild anything.....   

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

What, another Ron Jeremy wannabe?

[pieces o nine]

Ben Dover & the Screamers was a favorite band of an old mentor; he never missed a show in our region.


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Interestingly, there is Biblical precedence for Golden Body Parts. When I was in Deacon School, I asked the OT instructor about the "Golden Emmerods" (not to slight the "Golden Mice").

* see: I Samuel Chapter 6:1 for the whole story.

He wasn't able to give a satisfactory explanation to that. I fear I shall die never knowing who was chosen to model for the Golden Emmerods.


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"Golden Emmerods" would be a great name for a rock band. Ben Dover & the Screamers could ... open ... for them.

[Swatopluk]

Long live Nosmo King 

[Pachyderm]

"Golden Emmerods" would be a great name for a rock band. Ben Dover & the Screamers could ... open ... for them.


Thank you, Pieces. That right there is a pure comedy diamond.

I was reduced to a whimpering ball, curled up in hysterical agony, tears pouring down my face and soaking into the office carpet.


I think they are getting a straight jacket, everybody is suddenly being very quiet....

[Opsa]

Once long ago, an office I was working at had a copy of Variety, the NY show biz rag, which is full of ads for prawn-like "performers". We were marveling at some of their stage names, when our boss came in and started talking about his friend Duncan Brown. He couldn't figure out why we all began laughing so hard.

[Swatopluk]

Wasn't there something about Schwarzenegger and metal cast bull balls recently?
Someone call Annie Body