Pirate Ark Design

[Opsa]

In the chatbox on the Toadfish Monastery Home Page, some of us has come up wif the idear of a Pirate Ark, just in case the ice caps actually do melt and we need to cast off in a hurry.

We'll need some design specifications.

Oi would loik to suggest a Grog Deck, located preferrably low on the ark, as it will be right heavy when full, but also up high enough to allow portholes for expectorating various piratey fluids, if an' when it moit become necessary.

[Bruder Cuzzen]

 A capital idea !

[Opsa]

Goat seemed to be suggesting that we put two of every pirate on it. I was thinking that our resident mad scientist Swato ought to be able to manage a cloning. 

I wouldn't want to stay in the same room with me, though. I'd drive me crazy!

[Griffin NoName]

If Swato can't, I'm sure Black Bart can. I hear he has been at it again.

[Opsa]

Are you sure it was Black Bart, or was it his clone Deep-Charcoal Bart?

[Pachyderm]

If I'm on board, we'll need a poop deck.

I would suggest something flat and level, hanging off the back of the boat. With straining bars.

[The Meromorph]

If you're on board Pachy, we'll need two arks! Don't ferget yer'll be cloned!

[anthrobabe]

AT least Pachy is an herbivore-- else we'd have to make multiple clones of Goat and the squidlings

[Pachyderm]

Ah, but I am evidence of evolution in action, as the world's first omniverous elephant (ref. mistake with Fish 'Ead Stoo.)

Better get cloning, people....

[anthrobabe]

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[Pachyderm]

Excellent. Thank you. I shall then be the nattiest elephant on the savannah.

[Swatopluk]

How is the ark to be powered? Would biogas suffice (should be plenty of that available)? Or shall the squids row?

[Opsa]

If we plan an agri-deck with plenty of beans, I think the bio gas might suffice. We might need gas masks, though.

Another thought is to have the galley area cleverly disguised as a gym, so that propulsion may be achieved voluntarily by those who want to keep in shape. The rest of us will just provide the wind.

[Griffin NoName]

I could have provided lots of wind, except the tablets seem to be reducing it. Should I stop taking them?

[goat starer]

can we not use the one in my kitchen? Mrs Goat will kill me if it is there for much longer.