PA (Pirates Anonymous)

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

Youse will all be tremblin in yer boots when the C.B.A.T.U. (Cabin Boys Affilitaed Trade Union) comes knockin on yer cabin door. 

[Tanguerra]

Oh aaargh! Captin Dave. I've had run ins with them before!

Last time there were an alleged incident they tried to get me to do something called 'Community Serrrrrrivice' involving cleaning out public latrines, but I did weigh anchor and scarper out of port before they could get the bailifs anywhere's near the Purple Primrose.

Ye'd think I'd had learned to mend me wicked earhorn throwin' ways, but what can I do? I be a pirate. Yaaaar!