Fleet Registry

[Bruder Cuzzen]

YARRRR! Matey ,Ye an' Darlica be noted as memmers of the Mystery Ship . I be sendein Mad Will to inspect YARR! ship soimetimes soon . Arrgh!

[Bruder Cuzzen]

YARRRRR ! Capins! en Mateys ! ,

   Justa wee miner iffen ye builds a ship ARR fines wun in da  HOT , ta list en roites doan wot ye nodes uf it .

Tanks to ye Onbull Capins an Mateys ,      Rear Admiral (ret) Dr.Prof.

          Richard Futillus Shrudribbins Mortimus Maximus Moby Jr. MD, Phd  SoB , BLT .

          Keeper of the ARRchives  , Town Hall 2nd fl  rm 6 .     

[Jackdaw]

Oi be registerin' me ship th' Virtue, cap'n'd by meself, Mag Dawes.  Thar's another pair o' ships as be part o' th' same fleet.  They'll be th' Persephone an' an as-yet-unnamed vessel what flies th' bloody badger.

[Bruder Cuzzen]

 Captain Dawes Ye and ye fleet be duly noted and logged , thank yer for your prompt notice .

Sincerely Yours , Rear Admiral(ret) Dr.Prof. Richard Futillus Shrudribbins Mortimus Maximus Moby Jr. Md. Phd BS  SoB BLT

[Alpaca]

Oi been wunderin' if fleet registrations 'ere 'ave any exparrration dates. Oi'd 'ate ter be 'alf-way round the world an' 'ave ter sail back 'ere fer a 2008 stickarr.

[Pachyderm]

'Ere, Oi thinks we 'as an agent o' the law amidst us fleet! What bleedin' stickarr? Anyone as objects, an' it's cutlass 'n' pistols time! Anyone as don't object, it's cutlass 'n' pistols time anyhoo.

Gah, what be piratin' come to?

[Alpaca]

Hey! It be quite common where oi comes from. Lookit what they made me do ter me last ship!

Oi just don't want that same sorta thing ter happen ter me 'ere!

[Pachyderm]

All across the Great Cabin winders, an' all! What good is bein' the Cap'n if'n ye can't lie in bed an' fish outer yer winders?

Mebbe we could use it fer a sail? Oi'd like a sail what has me ferro feroci ugly great boatrace plastered across it!

Just nippen' down ter have a word wiv the bloke whut fixes me canvasss....

Cheers, Cap'n A, yer a gent an' no mistake.

[Alpaca]

Cheers, Cap'n A, yer a gent an' no mistake.

That sure do mean a lot ter me, comin' from one as elephantine as ye.

[The Meromorph]

Cap'n Dawes.
OI wunders if'n a ship that flies the bloody badger bain't fated to be named "The Ragtail". I've heered rumours it be only appearin' at reglar intervals according ter the phase o' the moon, loike. Oi heered it's crew be proper ferocious when that crimson flag wi' a rare device, the dreaded bloody badger be flyin'... 

[Aggie]

Aye, could be.... Oi've been broadsided by the Ragtail a time or three...



'Twas only spared because the hold was full of chocolate and soft words.

[Alpaca]

Oi've 'eard there be a contingent of ships flyin' the Bloody Badger in Mesopotamia.

[Bruder Cuzzen]

Oi been wunderin' if fleet registrations 'ere 'ave any exparrration dates. Oi'd 'ate ter be 'alf-way round the world an' 'ave ter sail back 'ere fer a 2008 stickarr.

The ARRchives Dept. does not issue liciences or re-new Letters of Marque .We jus keep records .

Yers trooley , Keeper of the ARRchives

[Bruder Cuzzen]

Yarrrrr ! uh be pleesed ta onnounce de unvalin of the latest ships of the Queen Line :

  Da Dancing Queen

  Da Silly Queen

  Da Roil Queen

Da Ole Queen

en Da Queen en Eye , Be onna watch out fer dem mateys .

[Tanguerra]

Well, we'd best make note of the Purple Primrose, out of Port O Spain. Tis the hardest partyin ship in all the seven cyber seas and our cabin boy be the best lookin' by a league a league, so can he fill out a pair of sequinned shorts to make yer eyes weep.

I've been in port for the past little while to do some urgent repairs ye know. We had to put in a new galley after the last riot on board. Them karaoke nights aboard the Purple Primrose can turn right ugly at a moment's notice, tis true, and all the chairs n tables was trashed and thrown overboard last month and the mirror ball quite destoyed.

We are almost completed with our refurbishments now how sum 'diver and will soon be throwing a galley warming party, so you'd best be warning those ye hold dear to stay away from the docks next Wednesdee evenin' if ye value their acquaintance.