Pirate text messages

[The Black Spot]

I need a bit o' help from ye blaggards. I got a text message on me phone the other day. It were from me bosun, but 'ee uses that funny text talk. Can ye tell me what 'ees tryin' to say?

r ye swb! izad a sknfl o cpnz dlite an izoff 4 a fyt downze dox.

Anyone else be needin' some 'elp?

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

Spot, Oi thinks it be E.Raser again. Did yer yer gives 'im yer cell phone number?

[Griffin NoName]

Jest sownds like e as a cold in de nowse ter me.

[Calico Jack]

ru going 2 ye tavern 2nite.
ur invited 2 a gr8 riot b4 chuckin out time
cu there

yarrrrrr

[The Black Spot]

Bt wll Brt pay iz £?

[Black Bart]

nt fkn lkly!

[DaveL]

Yohoho+btl-o-rum

[The Black Spot]

'Ere be a pirate (un)smiley ye can send people

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[Black Bart]

An ere be the one fer: Can I anchor me ship in yer port...

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[The Black Spot]

'Ere be Robocop wi' a hook


          
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[DaveL]

Yum,Yum, Mgts 4 dnr. U hngry?

[Black Bart]

Har, har...and ere be a fight in the Admiral Benbow:

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[The Black Spot]

'An 'ere be the Jolly Roger

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[DaveL]

Arggh, 'ere be one for Brenda

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[The Black Spot]

An' this one means a man wi' a peg leg

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[DaveL]

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Another one of Brenda. YArr!

[Black Bart]

Capn Cronan's Ship:



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[Black Bart]

Dang...that didn't quite come off...it looked great on me screen!

[The Black Spot]

Arrrr, here be The Dark Avenger:
 

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[Black Bart]

Two police photographs of the dark Avenger after he staggered in to report his assault, one of his face and one of his...

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[The Black Spot]

Arrrr....

here be a certain portion o' the Dark Avenger afore his mis-hap

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An' here be a recent photo:

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[DaveL]

YArrr, while we're at it, Big Ron after a feed of lentil curry...

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YArr, they're meant to be bubbles, BTW 

[Black Bart]

The head waiter of The Dribblin Parrot carrying a pile of dishes:

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[The Black Spot]

 
Here be Ken Liversausage afore 'is kidnappin'

 

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An' 'ere 'ee is now

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[Aggie]

Arrrr....

here be a certain portion o' the Dark Avenger afore his mis-hap

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An' here be a recent photo:

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RRRR - IB ROFLM*O!

[Black Bart]

A pirate chasin his cabin boy:

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