PLAYBILGE - FUNNY PHOTO CONTEST

[Black Bart]

AAAARRRGH...Shiver me worm infested timbers...it's been such an excitin couple o weeks me peg leg's fell off an oiv suffered a mild art attack.  Wot wiv carryin me Holy Grail ome and recoverin from the rigors of yon Quest.  I be laid up in me cabin bein attendid to by the goode ship's sawbones...he be whisperin summat in me ear...AAARRGH, twere not an Art Attack, twere a Fart Attack, that's why I be confined to me cabin!

[Black Bart]

YYYYAAARRRR, Thanks fer me eye patch...it be so lovely it brought a tear to me good eye...temporarily blindin me so's I fell off the poop deck and snapped me peg leg...I don't suppose ye's got any spare legs goin?

[The Black Spot]

YYYYAAARRRR, Thanks fer me eye patch...it be so lovely it brought a tear to me good eye...temporarily blindin me so's I fell off the poop deck and snapped me peg leg...

Don't be givin' me that old flannel. I saw ye last night remember. The reason ye fell over were all the pints o' ESB ye were necking.

[Calico Jack]

Ye were supposed to put the eye patch on yer bad eye. How many ales did yer have last night.