PLAYBILGE - FUNNY PHOTO CONTEST

[Black Bart]

Well alright...if you insist...just one more:

In an unsavoury incident on the streets of Portsmouth, Big Ron jumps to the defense of his product:

[The Black Spot]

Arrrr, one more...

[Opsa]

HAR! Me knees is slapped raw!

Any more entries before we declare the competition closed?

Judgin' will commence as soon as a third distinguished judge can be suckered in found to balance the panel.

Speaking as one of the suckers, er.. judges, might we shanghai ...er, ask Swato if he'd loik to help?

[Sibling Chatty]

Excellent.

We need a judges discussion about the multiple entries situation.

[Opsa]

Call to entrants:

The Playbilge Funny Photo Contest will be closing abruptly  and without much more warning, so get your entries in now!

The judges be putting on their robes, wigs and eyepatches!

[Sibling Chatty]

The contest is now closed.

All entrants may return to the paddocks for a rubdown and a nice bag of oats.

Wait, that was me last judgin' job. Oi hopes we shan't hev ter shoot enny of these contestants...

[Griffin NoName]

Would the contestant who approached me over a certain matter please phone my secretary to confirm the appointment at the rear of the Admiral Benbow 1 hour after closing time.

[Opsa]

I would personally like to thank all the entrants for their thoughtful gifts of rum. They were most encouraging. Please excuse me, as I have to lie down for a little bit. I'm feeling a little wooooo....
*THUNK!*

[Griffin NoName]

I'd like to convey my apologies to the contestant with whom I had the little arrangement. There were so many of you skulking round the back of the Admiral Benbow at the appointed hour that I didn't feel it was safe to approach.

Today I received a fine pair of spare peg legs, but the note attached was just signed "X".

[Sibling Chatty]

Me bloody parrot ate me ballots.

Oi must beegin again...as soon as there be two extra appendages wif all digits so Oi kin count to twenny. (Griffin, does eivver of them legs have toes, er just a peg?)

[Griffin NoName]

Certenly not, me new peg legs be the reguler sort.

Oi bumped inter The Black Spot ternite an e giv me a big box o strainge an wunnerful articuls. Mind, Oi am jest appenin ter mentiun it like. Oi wuldnt want ter upset any o the competittors by keepin sumthin like that secrett.

Oi like this judjing lark. Wen can we av anuvver competitiun?

[Black Bart]

What about a 'Best Dressed Pirate' competition?

[Griffin NoName]

Aaaaaaaaaaarr!! Black Bart. Oi noticed ye wer avoydin me last nite. Oi opes it wont wrek yer chances in the photo comp. 

[Black Bart]

YYYAAAARRRRRRR...I bet that blaggard Spot wer spoilin ye with copious amounts o grog!!!!!

Tis a shame we missed each other...I was brewin up a special batch o Stew fer ye.

[Griffin NoName]

Wun sip o yer stew an ye be certin not ter win the comp !  Ye be lukky ye missed me. Yaaaar!