Ye Ammock Fund

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

I'd loike t' see 'ow ye beat t'e new Tetris score of t'e King of Tetris!!!

[Black Bart]

YYYYAARRRR...I be suspectin that ye be a two handed pirate Kiyoodle...where's yer hook an eye patch?

I made a stout attempt at beatin yer score last night...tied the bosun to the wheel and locked me cabin door...4 hours later I had a score of 12,000!!!

Course me fingers were hangin off after me attempts to beat the spot on Snake!

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

12,000?

I can do t'at wit' me eyepatch over me healthy eye!


Let's just say, I'm very skilled wit' me hook!!!


Yyyaaaaarrrr

[Griffin NoName]

Oi be ashamed o ye all. Ere we be tryin ter organyse an important fund-rayser an ye all be skwabblin over summat triveal insted.

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

They be a bunch of soggy pilchards on a weevily biscuit (sorry wrong thread).

P'raps the blaggard wifs the most arcade victores should donate their galleon, substantial land holdings and buried treasure to the Hammock Fund.

[Black Bart]

Will they be luxury hammocks with a palm tree fixed on either side and a young wench fanning and administering TLC? Or will they be yer basic hammock made from recycled underpants?

[The Meromorph]

Will they be luxury hammocks with a palm tree fixed on either side and a young wench fanning and administering TLC? Or will they be yer basic hammock made from recycled underpants?

They'm fer Sibling NoName, so they'll be 'aving strappin' young pirate lads wiv exotic talents administering TLC on request.

[Griffin NoName]

    

[Black Bart]

 

[goat starer]

right! I have decided that I cannot beat the tetris score for a variety of reasons:

• incompetence
• lack of knowledge of how the scoring works
• more incompetence

Frogger is another matter and that will be mine once more! soon my precious! soon! MWAHAHAHA!

[Black Bart]

You are absolutley right.  There is no doubt that Kiyoodle must be an advanced alien life form...life but not as we know it. No one eyed, one handed, honest, cutthroat pirate could ever beat that score...I keep getting less and less...can I have a prize for the lowest score!

As fer you...I hope the Crocodiles get your froggy!

[goat starer]

It aint the crocs that ave me frog but them thar fancy land ships! Level 4 be me undoin! 

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

You are absolutley right.  There is no doubt that Kiyoodle must be an advanced alien life form...life but not as we know it. No one eyed, one handed, honest, cutthroat pirate could ever beat that score...

I be no alien form! I be a reel pirate. If ye t'ink I ain't, I'll show ye me cutlass skills!

I be so good in Tetris, jus' due to me special grog!

[goat starer]

oive spiked yer cannons ye scurvy dog Bart!

19810 an oi only lost as me attention wandered te the big 20000!

[Black Bart]

BLAGGARD!

I'll make cheese of ye yet!