That red blaggard is neerly 'ere agin

[anthrobabe]

Ye missed him ye gobs---Ha---and I gots me a Dalek in me stocking to boot!

I suppose better luck next time around

[Sibling DavidH]

How exactly does one boot a Dalek?   _{Only asking.}

[Black Bart]

Did Dave get im this time?

Only askin because me presents turned up again...more bleedin socks!!!!

[Griffin NoName]

If ye sew all yer socks tergether ye get yerself a loverly sweater.

[Sibling DavidH]

A sweater is probly what his granny made 'em out of. 

[Opsa]

What do yer get when you boot a Dalek?

Bleedin' socks!


Arggghh gargh gargh gargh... _{somebody slap me...}

[Sibling DavidH]

^

[Black Bart]

What stitch does a Dalek Seamstress use?

Skaro-stitch.

[DaveL]

Did Dave get im this time?

Only askin because me presents turned up again...more bleedin socks!!!!

YArrrr...

Oi think Oi fell asleep after some elf came and spiked me egg nog. Not sure what he put in it, but all Oi remembers is sumthin about marshmellow skies, girls wif kaleidoscope eyes and someone in the sky with diamonds.

YArrrr...That Timothy Leary bloke has got sum explainin to do!!

[Griffin NoName]

Aaaargh! DaveL hav fetched up from the Depths - hav 'e bin chased off other boards?

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

I've had the 'Argghhh 9000' in dry dock for months matey. Haven't bin sailin' that much in any waters of late.

[Aggie]

Oi thought ye'd be the scourge of the floodplain by now, Davey me boy...

[DaveL]

YArrrrr...

I wouldn't go sailin' near Queensland at present matey. That place has bin rainin' for about 3 months before the floods hit.