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[Griffin NoName]

Fer sale: Used Diploma Tutor

Condition: Scarred

Reason fer sale: Has "issues"

Sellin Poynts: Will maximise yer opportunites fer testin yer anger responses

Quality: ken teech yer more than yer ever need ter know abowt people

Relevance: after a good bashing wuld make admirable figger 'ead

Buyer Collects

Price: free

[Bruder Cuzzen]

Seller:Odysseus

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Member since : 1237BCE


Ye be bidding on one Wooden Horses Head.Very convincing horses head...Certain to lively up your next raid.

Opening bid is a ride home since I be shipwrecked again and all my crew be a five letter word for live bacon  anyhow.


Winning bid collects me and the head .

[DaveL]

Vendor: Modsales.com

Item: 1 x Pirate Moderator

Starting Bid: Name yer price!

Notes:

Is your board infested with insipid maritme characters on a raiding party? Can't seem to get rid of insidious posts and delete references to wanton characters without warning? Having trouble getting your biased opinions across to other members without being heckled continuously?

Then how about controlling them with an evil blaggard who can speak their lingo?

* This drunken rude old chappy with a penchant for wimmens clothing, can get your pirate boards under control like never before.

* Watch him invent silly threads that will confuse the newest wannbe pirate.

* See his scurvy mates make continuous references to Fishhead stew, Madame Fifi's, Big Ron and Knockin Shops in a matter of minutes.

* Watch as your Serious threads became inhabited once again by Pseuo-intellectuals and know-it alls, as those pesky Pirates return to their own forum patch.

This moderator comes complete with it's own collection of strange avatars, that will confuse even his own crew.

Get your board under control today!!

***Start Bidding Today (or we'll stay even longer)***

[Bluenose]

Dear Modsales.com,

I wanna return that pirate moderator ye sold me.  I tried im and e be yoosless. 
Ye shuld be offerin me money ter take im offen yer 'ands, loike.  In fact iffen ye do nay give me  my money back, plus 100 Dubloons, Oi'll be bringin im right back ter yore place an leavin im, with a "fresh" round of red cowe sanwiches.

Wotz with the pink dress, anyway?  'E be scarin th littel kiddies.

Cap'n Green Whiskers
Webmaster
Barbary Coast Internet Forum

[Black Bart]

I'll do ye a swap...yer pirate moderator for Charles my Pit Bull!  He be a really effective moderator in the mold of good Ol Auntie Dee Dee!

[Griffin NoName]

Is Charles the Pit Bull organic?

[Black Bart]

Have a look at the picture of him in Playbilge...tha's Organic enough for me!  I think you are confusing Pit Bulls with Brassicas.

[Bruder Cuzzen]

Seller : Odysseus

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BY THE GODS ! Ye be biddin upon the true GOLDEN FLEECE !

Do not allow yeselves to be deceived by sorcerers and rogues !

All I ask of ye is a ride home to me wife and boy .

Winning bid delivers me from  Circe's Island , I am not to be cursed for any difficulty's along the way .

[Bruder Cuzzen]

seller :Popeye

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Memmer since : 1789


AAAHHHHHHHGAGAGAGA.....Ahoy me mateys , ye be bidden on 2 DOZEN FISH EADS PACKIN OLIVES OYL. Hurry ups en bids me hARRties me Olives can't hole it much longARR!........AHHHHHHHHHgagagagagagagaga.....

Winnin bidder retoiwns da container . AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHgagagagaga..

[anthrobabe]

seller :Popeye

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AAAHHHHHHHGAGAGAGA.....Ahoy me mateys , ye be bidden on 2 DOZEN FISH EADS PACKIN OLIVES OYL. Hurry ups en bids me hARRties me Olives can't hole it much longARR!........AHHHHHHHHHgagagagagagagaga.....

Winnin bidder retoiwns da container . AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHgagagagaga..

Popeye- iffin it be anyfink likes that spinach debacle then NO Thanks!

[Bruder Cuzzen]

Arr! Gertie , I be sorryable bout dat..... twas Wimpys fault Ahhhhgagagaga....Ye wount be havin eny trubbel wiff da fish heads in Olives Oil .

Ta get dem out ye dont need en op' ner . ye just tickle Olives troat wid a parrots fedder . AHHHgagagaga....

[Bruder Cuzzen]

 seller : Popeye

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memmer since : 1789 CE

Ye be bidden on Sum Can Opinneers..... daze be garrrrrrate fer opininz canz .

Opnen bid be a can o spinach.......AHHHHHHGAgagagagagagagagaga..............!

[Black Bart]

Seller: fishstewpot
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Member: Since 1765

You are bidding for:

Pair of slave maidens...seen here holding up a pillar but equally handy for holding up your main mast.
No reserve.



Postage: 12 pieces of 8

Also see my other items:

Pair of genuine Pigmy Book ends.  Pair of Elephant Garage door props.  Pair of real Porpoise water skies...can also be used as garden pond fountains...duel porpoise!

[Griffin NoName]

Aaaargh! Bay Reviews.

Seller: fishpotstew.

Remarks on this seller. 'e be tryin' ter sell maidens wun o' witch be short o' a garland or two !

Buyer Beware.

[Black Bart]

Arrrrgh...ignore that warnin me hearties...here's one o me satisfied customers on a pair o terrapin water skis: