Arrr-Bay. Sell yer unwanted stuff here

[Black Bart]

Seller: fishstewpot
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Member: Since 1765

You are bidding for:

150 ipod nanos

Condition: Used, needin the salt water dried out of em and smellin of penguin.


Reserve: 150 Dubloons

Postage: half a Cronan

[The Black Spot]

Seller: OpenBoat
Registered since: 1659
Feedback: 4%


Ye be bidding on:


GENUINE APPLE I-PATCH

Sick o' all the high pitched screamin' when yer plunderin' a ship? Simply strap this round yer head and ye can slaughter to the sounds o' yer favourite sea shanties.

Holds 3 hours o' music. More than enough to slice up even the most stubborn crew o' a merchant ship.


BUY IT NOW: 60 Cronans

!!!!!!!!!!!BUY WITH CONFIDENCE!!!!!!!!!!

[Calico Jack]

For the Pirate who never wants to get lost at Sea I can offer the latest in Satelite Navigational Technology

BART BART

Ye can attach a computer console on yer bridge an wherever you at sea yer can hear on the screen the soothing tones of Black Bart guiding yer safely to yer destination. 

SELLERS WARNING 1: It may help not to be to specific when yer tap in yer coordinates, if yer are at sea, tap in land an if on land tap in sea.  Tests on the equipment indicated that finding the 2nd option is more successful.

SELLERS WARNING 2: Once yer exit the Solent it as been discovered the directions offered by the system are faulty so yer may perhaps want ter use more reliable measures like a compass, crows nest or throw yer parrot 200 feet in the air and see if it can see anything.

This product is being offered on a free 30 day trial if yer don't like it throw it over the side, every other blaggard has.

[Black Bart]

Seller: fishstewpot
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Member: Since 1765

You are bidding for:

The Cap'n Cronan Treasure Game

Be the first player to find the treasure in this all action deluxe board game from PAAAARRRKER.  The game includes deluxe parchment gameboard, 6 pewter scurvy pirate characters, 6 minature pewter weapons (the unlucky one gets the pewter haddock), 6 ransom cards, a wad of Grog Vouchers and a barrel of Old Nick.  The Seventh player has to be Cronan himself and it be his job to kill everybody before they drink the Old Nick.

Full instructions included

Can be played with 2 to 7 players (although 1 player plus Cronan be a very short game)

Suitable for age 48 years and up

Not suitable for age 3 years or less due to likelyhood of bein eaten

No Reserve

Postage: 4 Grog Vouchers

[Griffin NoName]

Seller: Scurvey Disciplinary Court
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Member: Since 1694

You are bidding for:

Judge's Underpants

Only partly worn. Suit Cap'n wanting to impress.

Full instructions and washing label included.

Price: 2,0000 Cronan. Deposit required.

[Black Bart]

Deposit???

Deposits and Underpants don't go well together!!!!

[Griffin NoName]

I suppose "only partly worn" was subtler

For those who think I have gone loopy see foot of page here and video

[Bruder Cuzzen]

                 Seller: Sinbad the Sailor

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  You are bidding for:Extra large barrel of rats tails

Slightly  rotting barrel of rats tails looks like calamari when battered ,no one will know the difference ,excellent opportunity to start up a restARGHraunt or just hack them on the street.
Must be at least 25,000 units,THINK OF THE PROFIT! seller must make room for fresh inventory.

NO RESERVE!

Winnig bidder pays 5 pieces of eight for shipping and handling.

Act now for once in a lifetime opportunity.

[anthrobabe]

Seller: Saucy Gert Pettigrew

Feedback: astounding

Member since 1660

Ye be biddin on: A special surprise mystery item. Guaranteed to provide hours of fun and enjoyment. Safe for pirates of all ages- not to be taken internally however. 100% dubloon back if not 100% satisfied, unless product opened or user deceased. This will delight and amaze all your shipmates- in fact when you receive it your response to it will send them running for their cameras.

No reserve--- just send me your credit card number and I'll take care of the rest.

Item shipped in your credit card statement so no postage necessary 

[Bruder Cuzzen]

         Seller : Popeye

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AHHH! Ga Ga Ga Ga ! ,ye  be bidding on WON GROSS O' CANNED SPINACH.Yes mateys that wud be 144 2lb cans of spinach!

Enuff fur a won yeer voyage!

Be da foist to take advantage of dis new technology!

Eech can be full and vitimins an' minerals ,mainly iron and lead ,eyes meself has jus etten five cans....now ...wots wuz I saying?.....Ah Ga Ga Ga Ga...Opening bid be two hambergers.

Winning bidder trades olive oil fur shipping and handling..AHHH GA GA GA GA !

[anthrobabe]

I'd like to report seller Popeye

I bought the spinach- delivered that skinny gal and the black rot gut pirate didn't include a can opener so now I'm stuck at sea wif 30 hungry deck hands and 144 2lb cans of spinach

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Seller: Saucy Gert Pettigrew
Feedback: flabergasted

ye be bidding on one pirate ship, comes complete wif crew o 30 and 144 2 lb cans of spinach--

NOTE buyer must bring own can opener.

price: one small rowable dinghy so's I can makes me escape from these hungry deck hands

[Bruder Cuzzen]

AHHH GA GAGAGA ! 

  I foines mesefs wonce agin much malined!

Yarrr! thems cans is wot gots all la minerals ARRRR  GA GAGAGA , eyes be rite opin an' honest.

Dis negatiff feedback be rong dis toime ! AHHHHHhhhh  GAGAGagagagagaga................

[Bruder Cuzzen]

Seller : Jason
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Member since : 1342 BCE

By the gods ! , ye who enter into bidding may be the one to possess the one and true ...GOLDEN FLEECE ! .

Think of the power to be yours when you don this magical and mystical one of a kind item.

Great peril and hardship did we face...many a shipmate did suffer a cruel death to obtain this priceless treasure.

But for this week only, a price, maybe your price , will make ye a being to be reckoned with.

ACT NOW!! Starting bid is 1000,000 talents , 50 vestal virgins , 5 free passes to the oracle and a  new pair of sandals size 10 1/2 ( xtra wide at the toes  please).

Seller must pay off gambling debts to Hercules , Pericles and Euclid .

[Black Bart]

Ask seller a Question:

Dear Jason

This had better not be just another Sheepskin what's bin sprayed with gold Xmas paint.  Can you prove that it be the real Golden Fleece...we demand a miracle.

[Black Bart]

Seller: fishstewpot
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Member: Since 1765

You are bidding for:

One Pitbull Terrier

Name: Charles but answers to Fang or Godzilla

One previous owner...deceased

Loves children...that's why we had to chain im in the bilge!

Good at killin Bilge rats, either the organised or disorganised type.

Any Reasonable offer considered

Buyer to collect only...please bring a large iron cage.