Arrr-Bay. Sell yer unwanted stuff here

[anthrobabe]

Seller: Saucy Gert

Feedback: Wunderful if ye know whots gud fer ye

Member: Since 1538

Ye be biddin on: Two slightly used straw beds from the rental rooms at the Admiral Benbow. By slightly used I mean worn to a frazzle and fairly stinking to high heaven.

Why ye shuld by: Be the only pirate to owns the very beddin slept on by both Captian Cronan and Knuckles O Shuffles(but they insists not at the same time  --

Price for these priceless pieces o history:  no minimum but it better be alot- Gertie needs a new mirror to go behind the bar

[Griffin NoName]

Seller: Professor Nathaniel Winter-Wartson

Item:  Tartan leg warmers - designed and woven by Swatotartans Inc.

Condition: Hardly warn, only a few holes

Can be viewed at http://swatotartslegs.com/warmers

Free if collected before Tuesday, 25 Scroats exrtra for every day after that.

Bargain! All stock must be cleared due to pending hygeine inspection.

[Bluenose]

Seller:  Cap'n Bluenose, who else yer stoopid lubber?

Item: One large Vat.

Condition:  Used, slight staining from rumm and butter.

Can be viewed at The Admiral Benbow

Price: 3 cases o' Cap'n's Deloight XO or one 24 hour pass to Madam Fifi's Palace D'Boudoir

[Opsa]

Y'aaarrrrgggghhhhh... I user ter 'ave one o'those. Now it just seems loik a beautiful dream....

Wouldjya toik a half hour pass to Fifi's?

[Bluenose]

Dun!  Yer kin pick it up from th' adm'ral B's enny toime ye wants...

[Sibling DavidH]

Dun!

Ar, Oi thinks she has been. 

[Opsa]

Arrrghh, wot the heck. Tis Yuletime arfter arl.