The All New PlayBilge Magazine

[Black Bart]

YYYAARRR...That pirate tattoo looks a bit smudged...what ave ye been up to Dave?!!

[Griffin NoName]

Wot be them strange vertical white marks on that lady's upper body? As er bin got at by Cap'n Cronin?

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

Would anyone like to get Space Invaders on there instead?

Watch out when yer eat the fruit!! YARRR!

[Black Bart]

AAAAARRRRGH...that's put me right off me breakfast!!!!

[goat starer]

that has made me manly pirate ARRRRR! turn into a maidenly EEK! get it off me telly ye scurvy landlubber!

[Griffin NoName]

May Oi be so bold as to henquire wot is All New about this magazine?

[DaveL]

May Oi be so bold as to henquire wot is All New about this magazine?

YArrrr...

Oi believes the editorial changes were as follows:

1. The font is different;
2. There are more tattoos than usual;
3. There are more bum photos than usual;
4. Brenda is yet to make an appearance;

Other than that, not alot really

[DaveL]

Speakin nice bums, check this one out. Not too much or else...

[Black Bart]

That old white haired fellar is Santa after we've finished with im!!!

[Griffin NoName]

So jest bits of it are changed? Loike jest editorial changes?  Loike Oi culd tek it ter the Disciplinary Trading Standards fer not beein All New an misleadin sellin and sich like. Or I culd get a windfall an av an oliday insted?

[DaveL]

YArrr...

Take the holiday matey and report it here. We'll make yer our saucy holiday travel writer.

[Black Bart]

ye can make yer words fly about in the new playbilge:

Go Go Go

[Sibling Kephra (Tansy)]

Oi!
Oi'd loike tuh prezent moi matey Loose Laura.  This picture wuz taken last summer woile we wuz anchored in port.  Seems the gent wuz cunfuzed 'bout her name...

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

Looks like she's rearrangin' the goods in 'is top pocket wif somethin a bit sharp there.

Loose Laura looks loike she might 'aves a few advanced surgical skills there matey.

YOWCH!!

[Black Bart]

YYYAAARRR we have a similar woman here in Blighty goes by the name of Rebecca Loose...took the edge off many a young swashbucklers sword includin David Beckham's (aledgedly)!