The All New PlayBilge Magazine

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

Nice tail!!

[Black Bart]

Yarr I wouldn't mind de-scaling that Dave!

[Pachyderm]

Does Dave need de-scaling?

[Sibling DavidH]

Time for a new playgirl?  I suggest this stunning beauty:

[Griffin NoName]

This must be the worst magazine in the World.

[Aggie]

Oi'm not sure, oi saw a leter to the 'Heconomist frum a prisner thankin' em for not puttin pitchers of scantily clad wenches in it, so's the guards'd allow it to be red in the brig.  That must be the worst magasine ever, if ye's allowed to read it as punishment!

[Aggie]

[Griffin NoName]

She appears to have two legs. They are making amazing progress with prosthetics.

[pieces o nine]

Oi be amazed at thee bouyancy ov 'er bosom. 'Ow duz she keepe 'em hup near thee clavicles loike that?

[Opsa]

Oi imagines that her bodice be made of a very strong material.

_{Must look into finding some of that, meself...}