The All New PlayBilge Magazine

[DaveL]

Dave L (assisted by Big Brenda) makes early preparations for his annual assault on Santa:

YArrr...

Bart thanks for the reminder matey.  Does anyone have any spare anti-aircraft (sled)shells?

If he's learnt anything from the last 2 years, it's that he knows what's coming.

[anthrobabe]

Rumour has it that the Somalian Pirates are bein led by this dodgy geezer:

millions of years from now when the archaeologists of the day  dig our remains from the ice they will encounter this and say
good thing they are all dead
(love the tooth detail btw)

Oh and for Dave L
it is officially the day after Thanksgiving and around my place that means
it is time to break out the Christmas Music-- so put on your dancing boots--

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[Black Bart]

Rumour has it that the Somalian Pirates are bein led by this dodgy geezer:

millions of years from now when the archaeologists of the day  dig our remains from the ice they will encounter this and say
good thing they are all dead
(love the tooth detail btw)

Oh and for Dave L
it is officially the day after Thanksgiving and around my place that means
it is time to break out the Christmas Music-- so put on your dancing boots--

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Wot tooth detail?  I be takin after me dad:

[Black Bart]

Aaarrrgh as promised...the Hexclusive Pirate Party photos...No1:



Top Left: Black Bart's Treasure and The Necroplankecon (some o the treasure's been eaten).
Top Right: Black Bart, The Black Spot and Cap'n Cronan
Middle Left: Fish Head Stew
Middle Right: The effects of the Fish Head Stew
Bottom Left: The Black Spot takes a mouthfull o Fish Head (and regrets it)
Bottom Right: The excitement be too much for one buxom wench.

[Black Bart]

Pirate Party Photos No2:



Top left: Ye Necroplankecon
Top Right: A fighting fit Bart attempts to hog the grog
Bottom Right: Happy crew members
Botton right: The Black Spot with his chopper

[Opsa]

Aaaarrrrggghhhh! Yer all perfectly g'aaaarrrggggeous ta see! Makes me old heart proud. But the fish heads have me stomach grindin' a wee.

Looks like so much fun. Wish we coulda been there, Bartie ya old sea-stallion.

[DaveL]

Oh and for Dave L
it is officially the day after Thanksgiving and around my place that means
it is time to break out the Christmas Music-- so put on your dancing boots--

Oh my stars, Oi think I've just been trumped in the hideous TV character wars that thing be truly hideous, AB

Barty, the boys look like they had a ball. So glad Oi be 10,000 miles away from that stew, that looks ghastly!

[pieces o nine]

Savage Chikkin be a roight foine comick strip.

'ere be a fayvrit:

[Black Bart]

Aaarrrgh I forgot there be an Alll new PlayBilge as well...thar be a back log o Girly picks ta post up...where's Dave L when ye needs im?

[DaveL]

YArrrrr...

Do we have that many wimmen in New Portsmouth to do centrefolds?

[Griffin NoName]

Nah, those there are be all off playing Jello!

[pieces o nine]

Now *there* be a hinterestin hartickle oidea fer ye, DaveL:

"Thee Wenches ov Jello Resslin"

This wood be wun ov them moor sereeyus hartickles, not wun ov them ye turns thee magggotzeen sydeweighs t'reede...

[Black Bart]

Aaarrgh whenever I look at those photos of thee Black Spot tryin to eat the Fish Head in me Pirate Party it makes me larf my ed orf!

[pieces o nine]

MISS JANUARY 2010

Name: Sirena Drake

Occupation: Pirate Mermaid, Model, Actress, Mixologist

Likes: "Chillin" with a cognac martini after a long day; being shaken, not stirred; gentleman pirates.

Dislikes: Ripple; Mad Dog 20/20; Buckfast Tonic.

Where will you be in 5 years time: Lounging in Baccarat Crystal stemware.

Miss Drake was discovered at Schwab's Oyster Bar, was quickly signed by IMG, and is currently under exclusive contract in the "Martini Mermaid" ad campaign. Criticized by some for her piercings and tattoos, she is much in demand for her edgy retro style, shell-like ears, and limpid pool eyes. Ms Drake has rescued several pilot fish from a local shelter, which accompany her on all outings. An outspoken PETA  [Pirates for Ethical Treatment of Aquariums]  activist, she has done several PSAs urging fans to neuter their finned and suckered friends, and not patronize unscrupulous dugong mills.

Although rumored to be an item with Captain Cronan, Ms Drake has also been seen on the arms, hooks and tentacles of many high-profile gentlemen pirates around Portsmouth. Fans will be excited to learn that Ms Drake will be in Portsmouth this summer for the filming of Steven Eelburg's upcoming project, Ghost in the Shell.

[Griffin NoName]

Aaargh! Oi nivver goes near Schwab's Oyster Bar mesel'. These dratted mermaids do get abowt.

Cap'n Treadmill bar Stoole
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