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[pieces o nine]

Arrrrr...nice use of peppermints!

Yarrr! It be one fing ter larf at yer own jokes (oi does it all t'toime. Oo else wood appreciate em as much as me?)

But it be a sad fing wen ye as ter compliment yer own PhotoShoppin! Wot koind uv pyrates be ye hangin out wif, so ter speak?

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Oi'd loike ter point out that peppermint be a sovrin rememdy fer nausea, indigestion, flatoolence, dysenterrry, diarrrea, an hookworms. (It also be ooseful fer wot ails lady pyrates, on hocashun.) So that be a bootiful poster, but hit be arrrtistic licence hinsted of scientifically accurrrate, loike.

[DaveL]

Yarrr...

Me photoshops been down, since Oi upgraded me machine with Windows Vista. Oi need to spend more $$ on another photoshop version.

Now Oi'm reduced to doing links without layering (plus windows paint be really crappy fer graphics)

I giggle meself silly when Oi do mock adverts, particularly the music industry, as it be ripe for the picking, piratey style!

[Black Bart]

Exciting new Long Winded Paperback is book of the month:



See long winded Tales for first instalment.

[Black Bart]

Dennis Weevily's pen moves more swiftly than than the glue on Walktheplank's Wig. Hot on the tail of his last novel comes this epic tale of adventure on the high seas. The Duke de Richbastid sails to a remote island in the Pacific where he encounters a lost tribe and a creature from the very pit of hell itself. This book has everything, human sacrifice, women in torn clothing, a big ship, treacherous seas, exotic locations and a truly massive goat:



Don't read it on the train or people may laugh at you.

[DaveL]

Bart,

Give Madame Fifi back her goat this instant! You know the reasons why matey.

[Griffin NoName]

Thank the Great Teapot you turned up DaveL. Bart has been posting all over the shop with no restraint. It's been a nightmare.

[DaveL]

YArrrrgghh...

The blaggard be gettin all high brow with his Dennis Weevily novels.

I've just downloaded something like photoshop for free - so it's time to brush up of me graphics. It has an unfortunate name though.

http://www.gimp.org/

[Black Bart]

Thank the Great Teapot you turned up DaveL. Bart has been posting all over the shop with no restraint. It's been a nightmare.

Arrrrrrr...everyone hignores me these days anyways...I been tellin everyone we're ALL DOOMED fer years...ye best read all o Dennis Weevily's novels afore it be too late!

BWA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAARRRGH!

Does ye think me hat's too big...now be honest...I wont be offended.

[Griffin NoName]

Does ye think me hat's too big...now be honest...I wont be offended.

Oi' finks yer culd trim yer fur

Oi' neerly mistook ye fer Nannook 'o the Nawf !

[pieces o nine]

Yarrr, as they sais in Texas, "he be awl hat an no weevils."

[Black Bart]

Now I don't fink dem Texans have got any right go around accusin me of havin a big hat:

[Black Bart]

Dave L (assisted by Big Brenda) makes early preparations for his annual assault on Santa:

[Griffin NoName]

Oi seez them 'as 'is an' 'ers lavatoories in case 'o h'axidents !

[Black Bart]

Rumour has it that the Somalian Pirates are bein led by this dodgy geezer:

[pieces o nine]

Yarrr, oi 'opes as thee status wotch that 'leader' be warin bain't 'pyrated'...