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Started by DaveL, October 11, 2006, 12:50:18 PM

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Black Bart

#15
October 16, 2006, 04:11:49 PM
Belay that...
No woman o mine has ever been a size 10...
not since I were in junior Pirate school anyway!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

anthrobabe

#16
October 16, 2006, 10:50:50 PM
I knew this would reappear
YEAH
and some fine pirate ship photos ye all been submittin too
Saucy Gert Pettigrew at your service, head ale wench, ships captain, mayorial candidate, anthropologist, flirtation specialist.

Black Bart

#17
October 17, 2006, 01:33:34 PM
YYYAAARRRR I be workin on a fine portrait o me ship 'The Big Brenda' in action against The Royal Navy. I has employed the talents o none other than Thomas Gainsborough a fine upcomin artist who has agreed to throw in a portrait o me in full pirate regalia. He had to be a quick worker to get the picture done afore the Navy ship sank!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

goat starer

#18
October 18, 2006, 01:44:04 PM Last Edit: October 18, 2006, 01:47:08 PM by goat starer
Arrr! I be working on a vessel that will let me take me plunderin ways ashore! this be be me pro-toe-tipe!!



an while ye be at it here be a picher O me house fer when oi have to be ashore wenching!

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Best regards

Comrade Goatvara
:goatflag:

"And the Goat shall bear upon him all their iniquities unto a Land not inhabited"

DaveL

#19
October 18, 2006, 02:08:26 PM Last Edit: October 18, 2006, 02:14:09 PM by DaveL
Yarrrr...

To kick off the proceedings, Oi thought we'd start with...


SEND IN A PICTURE OF YER DREAM FORTRESS

YArrrr..If only the bank manager would lend me some more dubloons, 'ere what O'id be kickin' around in...



YArrr...this be the Finnish Krespost Seaborg. Is that a 254mm cannon you've got in yer front yard or are you just pleased to see me YArrr!



Jest think of the wenchin' parties we could have in that condo...Arggghhh-mazing!!
Busily tracking Santa on NORAD...

This year your toast ye chubby, slegh driving, white bearded, coca cola advertisement!!

Black Bart

#20
October 19, 2006, 01:04:38 PM
AAARRRRR it be BIG, but is it loaded? :taz:
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

goat starer

#21
October 19, 2006, 02:00:56 PM
this be mine! oi ad ee as a wee nipper and it repelled me brothers hoards!



whilst we are on subject what will we do without airfix! all my childhood dreams smashed!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/5301438.stm
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Best regards

Comrade Goatvara
:goatflag:

"And the Goat shall bear upon him all their iniquities unto a Land not inhabited"

Black Bart

#22
October 19, 2006, 11:28:30 PM
YYYAAARRRR...Here be me ship 'The Big Brenda' in hot persuit of the biggest ship in the navy arter they had the cheek to ask for a refund on the Fish Head Stew I sold em!!!

She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

DaveL

#23
October 20, 2006, 12:52:18 PM Last Edit: October 20, 2006, 01:02:18 PM by DaveL
YArrr...

Goat, that fortress looks doubly pleased to see those soldiers.

O'im sure the only reason Oi got so much joy from doin' Airfix was from the vapours comin' off that glue yer had to buy...YArrr!

Bart, it's nice to see the Big Brenda in action. Do yer house yer crew in that stern decoration?
Busily tracking Santa on NORAD...

This year your toast ye chubby, slegh driving, white bearded, coca cola advertisement!!

Black Bart

#24
October 20, 2006, 01:37:04 PM
I aint seen me crew for weeks, it takes so long to get from me cabin to the upper decks.  They seem to be doing a good job though. ;D
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

anthrobabe

#25
October 20, 2006, 09:27:49 PM
Me boat all lit up for tha holidays


but to be honest I just found this on the net somewheres
Saucy Gert Pettigrew at your service, head ale wench, ships captain, mayorial candidate, anthropologist, flirtation specialist.

The Black Spot

#26
October 22, 2006, 06:52:10 PM Last Edit: October 23, 2006, 04:57:40 PM by The Black Spot
Children's / Cabin Boy's Section

WHERE'S CRONAN?


That murderous blaggard Cap'n Cronan is hiding somewhere in this happy scene. Can you find him before the body count gets too high?



Arrr
It has been brought to my attention that this 'ere picture has bin cropped down. If ye wants to see the whole thing, look here:http://www.goldup.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/wherescronan.jpg

Black Bart

#27
October 23, 2006, 11:07:19 AM
From Cabin Boy Jim (Lad)

Is this a trick question...I thinks Capn Cronan is in the beer tent so ye can't see him?

Is thar a prize...can I have some water wings as I am capn Cronan's cabin boy!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

The Black Spot

#28
October 23, 2006, 11:22:28 AM
Quote from: Black Bart on October 23, 2006, 11:07:19 AM
From Cabin Boy Jim (Lad)

Is this a trick question...

Arrr Jim Lad,

he were there last night, but the image 'as bin cropped down a bit (probably because it hung over the border).

If ye wants a proper go, look 'ere: http://www.goldup.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/wherescronan.jpg

Cap'n Must-Try-Harder

Black Bart

#29
October 23, 2006, 11:32:17 AM
YYYAAARRR, I claims me water wings...he be hidin in the trench on the right hand side...if I could write I would put an X to mark the spot, Spot!

Excited Cabin Boy Jim (Lad)
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night
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