The All New PlayBilge Magazine

[DaveL]

YArrrrr...

So yer though we'd bin closed, well yer wrong.

The monks are quite partial to Playbilge...as many of 'em are blokes yer know! They have allowed us to undertake publication of the magazine, provided we give the odd human interest stories eg. Squiddlie Breedin'.

During me toime in the garden, Oi've had some toime to reflect on me wicked former ways and decided I don't have any...YArrrrrr!!!!

Send us in yer favourite articles. O'ill post a list of assignments for yer writing pleasure. But just remember keep 'em humble. Think Brenda humbly, think Sea Hag photos humbly etc...YArrrr, yewl get the hang of it.

So Oi now declare the new PlayBilge open fer business.

[Black Bart]

Welcome back Playbilge.

I tried thinkin of Brenda Humbly but I still nearly fell out o the Crows nest!

[goat starer]

arr! we can get the old pirate ship gallery going! no point in havin wimmin an stuff when ther be only one wench a pirate needs!

here be me trusty pirate vessel!

[DaveL]

YArrrrrr...

Ere' be one of The Arghhh 9000 engagin' the Battleship Yamato, durin a recent voyage off the Pacific.

Let me just say they wuz warned before we engaged em'.  Bart's fishhead stew concentrate had 'em heavin' on the decks.


That's Sibling BlueNose takin' our humbly acquired submarine tracking aircraft for a spin. Awesome!!

YARrrrrr...

[beagle]

Nice ship Goat Starer, but the rudder looks a little vulnerable.

[Black Bart]

Just avin another go at that movin text, I'll try one o me cannon:

Bang

[goat starer]

Nice ship Goat Starer, but the rudder looks a little vulnerable.

Arr! ye scurvy swordfish can damage a boat of this type so oi makes sure I always takes a few o these with me.....

[Black Bart]

YYYAAARRRR...That be the biggest cigarette lighter I've ever seen.  Must use up a lot o petrol!

[goat starer]

That e be! finding the cigarette afterwards be the bigger problem! Yarr!

[DaveL]

YArrrrr...

That's an awesome harpoon there Goat. O'ill show that one to me whaling mates.

[beagle]

Make sure you fit it with a proximity fuse rather than a contact one matey, so they just stun the whale, or you might get something like this happening:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtVSzU20ZGk

(Anyone not seen that before?)

[Sibling Chatty]

Oi had not see that before.

They blowed 'er up real good! Not good enuff, but good!

[Bluenose]

That's Sibling BlueNose takin' our humbly acquired submarine tracking aircraft for a spin. Awesome!!

Yarr, this anti-submarine flyin be the thing fer me. Ear's a photo wot Oi took a while ago when returning from a bit o' submarine huntin':



Avaarrrssstttt me hearties, a Pirate loife fer me!  (In an umble toadfish way o' course)

[Black Bart]

Oi had not see that before.

They blowed 'er up real good! Not good enuff, but good!

This could be the only way to get rid of Big Brenda should she ever (god forbid) shuttle off her enormous mortal coil!

[Sibling Chatty]

Nae, when ther be not a bunch o' poirates pumpin' er full of hot air, she be a size 10...