The Captain's Blog

[Griffin NoName]

Cap'n's Log 5.25.76

Munch, munch, munch, munch...... burp!

[Black Bart]

Capn's Blog 5.6.76

AAARRRRR...I never thought I'd see such foul canabalism on the high seas...or on the low seas for that matter.  Luckily the ship's chef is Swedish or we'd have had a Scandanavian riot on our hands. 

YYYAARRRR...if that Capn NoName eats the Danish for breakfast...what hope for the Norwegians at lunch time!   There's only one way to stop this crazed canabal...maroon im on the island of IKEA!

[Griffin NoName]

Capn's blog 55a.6.76

Oled up in ospital wiv sum kind o blokkage in me gut. They be thretenein ter take the nife ter it but Oi wont sine ther stupid form givin permissiun as ther idea of a nife be pathetic. Me ships cook culd show em a real nife Yaaaaaaaaar!!

[Black Bart]

Capn's Blog 8.6.Virtual 76

Here be a lovely shot of me Virtual Aaaaaaarrrgh 9000 sailin serenely passed an island in Second Life.  She be cabable of a virtual 4 cannon broadside and could sink another virtual ship...if I could find the blaggard!

[Griffin NoName]

Capn's Blog

Oi joyned 2ndlife a few days ago. Oi be orrified to ear ther be pirates ther alredy. Oi fought it'd be an eezy targit. Oi'm goner sulk in me cabin fer a munth.

this wer fown in a bottle - the date be washhed awf

[Black Bart]

Capn's Virtual Blog 11/6/76

YYYAAARRR thar be pirates allright...well I've yet to meet any other than meself actually.  But I did meet this rather fetchin Octopus t'other day:

[Black Bart]

Cap's Blog yarr date 19.10.76

Arrrrrrr, tis a while since I dropped a blog...the Fish Head Stew ran out an we were forced to eat Roasted Bilge Rat again. 

[Griffin NoName]

Secret Blog of a Call Cap'n Arrrr! Date 19.100.00003

Locked in me cabin agenn. 'Em cabin boys fink it be funny. They be larfin' out t'other soide o' theyre faces if'n 'em new Oi got me cell fone in there. 'Ad a roight foine nite fanks ter Peter Serafinowicz's Pirate Chat - Aaaaaarr!! Oi ken talk dirty fer anywun. Luvvin' it !! Oi jest 'av ter say me peg leg's comin' awf an' ther punters be putty in me 'and. Er, 'ook.

[Black Bart]

Off Blog Aside:

I saw that Peter Serafinowicz sketch...hilarious and a good idea for a thread perhaps...Pirates talkin dirty...Dave L will love it!

[nefyuBB]

Alo deer dyawee
taday b in da sprin tyme

I am will have a koncert in da Benbow.
Amisshun b  wun shiny pebbel anna buttin
if ye et bigg buttin ye git free popkorn .

[Bruder Cuzzen]

I'll hava ticket iff ye takes reqwests !

[pieces o nine]

30-05-1609

Yarrrgh, oi 'as re kwested me fayverit shanty by Poco, but oi 'as yet t'ear Lil NefYoo standin an delivverin. Oi remaynes diserpoyntid.

[nefyuBB]

Jus a minit dyawee !

I stull tryn ta figger wot et B .

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[nefyuBB]

ummmmmm
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
i stull finking bowt tha song 
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
dunt tell me !
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[pieces o nine]

Oi kin sees wye ye aint guest hit; yer onlee yooman...