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Started by Sibatore, February 23, 2007, 02:10:41 PM

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Sibatore

February 23, 2007, 02:10:41 PM Last Edit: February 23, 2007, 02:27:54 PM by Agujjim
Surprise her by cleaning up and having dinner prepared.

Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)

#1
February 23, 2007, 07:19:24 PM
Or by cleaning up the spam in her inbox. ;)
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beagle

#2
February 23, 2007, 10:19:46 PM
I'd heard that of all the techniques and devices designed to increase sexual desire in women the Mercedes SLK350 was the most effective.
The angels have the phone box

Griffin NoName

#3
February 24, 2007, 01:29:52 AM
The Mercedes SLK350 works for me.

Goat may need help in this area. His belief system is set incorrectly
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Aggie

#4
February 24, 2007, 01:40:29 AM
Crystallized carbon works too, or so I've heard.

Actually, I can confirm that. ;)  But anyone trying to seduce me should spend their money on carbon-fibre bike frames rather than purer, more transparent forms.
WWDDD?

ivor

#5
February 24, 2007, 01:47:34 AM
I couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a hand full of pardons.  ;D

The Meromorph

#6
February 24, 2007, 02:42:10 AM
It's been so long since I had sex, I can't remember who ties who up...
Dances with Motorcycles.

Kiyoodle the Gambrinous

#7
February 24, 2007, 09:44:53 AM
It's the one who holde the whip who does the tying up.
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Opsa

#8
February 24, 2007, 03:47:28 PM
I'm with Sibatore on this one. Especially if he has also gotten the kids all off on sleepovers.

After that- anything goes, especially in a Mercedes.

Just thinking about it makes me want to dig out my nurse uniform and pink wig...

Aggie

#9
February 24, 2007, 04:03:47 PM
Heh I forgot one more.....

San Miggies!



;D
WWDDD?

Griffin NoName

#10
February 24, 2007, 11:22:36 PM
Hey Aggie, you can take that and shove it up your....

oh isn't this the briny fable?
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The Meromorph

#11
February 25, 2007, 04:51:20 AM
Quote from: Opsanus tau on February 24, 2007, 03:47:28 PM
I'm with Sibatore on this one. Especially if he has also gotten the kids all off on sleepovers.

After that- anything goes, especially in a Mercedes.

Just thinking about it makes me want to dig out my nurse uniform and pink wig...

We want Polaroids!  :P
Dances with Motorcycles.

Aggie

#12
February 25, 2007, 06:42:01 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName The Watson of Sherlock on February 24, 2007, 11:22:36 PM
Hey Aggie, you can take that and shove it up your....

oh isn't this the briny fable?

  Waitaminit....  we're going on honeymoon in the PHILIPPINES!   ;D ;D ;D
WWDDD?

beagle

#13
February 25, 2007, 03:34:24 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on February 24, 2007, 01:40:29 AM
Crystallized carbon works too, or so I've heard.

Yep, at my age carbon dating is often involved.
The angels have the phone box

Kiyoodle the Gambrinous

#14
February 25, 2007, 11:00:36 PM
Quote from: beagle on February 25, 2007, 03:34:24 PM
Yep, at my age carbon dating is often involved.

At least you can say that you are in equilibrium with nature. :)

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Griffin NoName

#15
February 26, 2007, 02:04:40 AM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 25, 2007, 11:00:36 PM
Quote from: beagle on February 25, 2007, 03:34:24 PM
Yep, at my age carbon dating is often involved.

At least you can say that you are in equilibrium with nature. :)

I always find counting the wrinkles round the neck quicker than carbon dating.  ::)
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Black Bart

#16
August 26, 2008, 03:22:56 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on February 26, 2007, 02:04:40 AM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 25, 2007, 11:00:36 PM
Quote from: beagle on February 25, 2007, 03:34:24 PM
Yep, at my age carbon dating is often involved.

At least you can say that you are in equilibrium with nature. :)

I always find counting the wrinkles round the neck quicker than carbon dating.  ::)

At least you can still see your neck!
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Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)

#17
August 26, 2008, 05:05:50 PM
Then count the 'wrinkles' in your belly while sitting down.  :mrgreen:
Sibling Zono(trichia Capensis) aka anon1mat0 aka Nicolás.

PPPP: Politicians are Parasitic, Predatory and Perverse.

stellinacadente

#18
August 27, 2008, 05:13:10 PM
I don't understand all this fuss about getting laid... all I have to do is to stand somewhere and there's usually a line...

nowadays... well, my current partner can't resist me at all sooooo

:sportsred: :devil2: :daz:

oh I am so evil! :)
"Pressure... changes everything pressure. Some people you squeeze them, they focus... others fall..."

Al Pacino, The Devil's Advocate

Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)

#19
August 27, 2008, 05:19:42 PM
From my (masculine) perspective girls have it easier on that department, particularly if you are considered a nerd (see my signature) ;)
Sibling Zono(trichia Capensis) aka anon1mat0 aka Nicolás.

PPPP: Politicians are Parasitic, Predatory and Perverse.

Darlica

#20
August 27, 2008, 10:55:24 PM
You and I can have a glass of preferred liquid and discuss that some time because I don't agree with you.

Nerdy girl in a non nerdy environment is not easy, heck not even most nerdy boys really wants a nerdy girl! ::)

Personally I suck on seduction.
I'm bad at preforming it and when somebody tries to seduce me I sort of laugh it off because I don't think they are serious about it, also some "seduction behaviour" are really ridiculous ::) :ROFL: 

Thankfully my SO found away around that when we met.
"Kafka was a social realist" -Lindorm out of context

"You think education is expensive, try ignorance" -Anonymous

Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)

#21
August 28, 2008, 03:38:58 AM
Lets not start this, have you ever heard of Dilbert's The Topper?  :D

http://www.sepiamutiny.com/sepia/images/DilbertTopper.gif
Sibling Zono(trichia Capensis) aka anon1mat0 aka Nicolás.

PPPP: Politicians are Parasitic, Predatory and Perverse.

Darlica

#22
August 28, 2008, 11:26:25 AM
Agreed.

:D
"Kafka was a social realist" -Lindorm out of context

"You think education is expensive, try ignorance" -Anonymous

Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith

#23
August 28, 2011, 05:15:22 PM
Resurrect an old thread of 3 years?

Only to post gibberish?

Hmmmm...
Sometimes, the real journey can only be taken by making a mistake.

my webpage-- alas, Cox deleted it--dead link... oh well ::)

Griffin NoName

#24
August 28, 2011, 08:20:05 PM
What's this doing in Forum Stuff anyway?
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Opsa

#25
August 30, 2011, 06:53:48 PM
It's the Spam That Would Not Die.

anthrobabe

#26
September 02, 2011, 01:14:39 AM
It's the spam that never ends
it just goes on and on my friends
some ppl replied not knowing what it was
and it continues on because
it is the spam that does not end

Saucy Gert Pettigrew at your service, head ale wench, ships captain, mayorial candidate, anthropologist, flirtation specialist.

Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith

#27
September 02, 2011, 02:46:59 PM
Quote from: anthrobabe on September 02, 2011, 01:14:39 AM
It's the spam that never ends
it just goes on and on my friends
some ppl replied not knowing what it was
and it continues on because
it is the spam that does not end



To which there can be only one.... reply:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8huXkSaL7o

[youtube=425,350]g8huXkSaL7o[/youtube]
Sometimes, the real journey can only be taken by making a mistake.

my webpage-- alas, Cox deleted it--dead link... oh well ::)

anthrobabe

#28
September 06, 2011, 12:16:59 AM
No way I can top that B my laddie.
Saucy Gert Pettigrew at your service, head ale wench, ships captain, mayorial candidate, anthropologist, flirtation specialist.

Opsa

#29
September 06, 2011, 07:42:37 PM
My proven to work seduction secret is to not spam. This method has gotten me lucky with virtually everyone I have tried to get lucky with. I never spammed a one of them. It's almost eerie how well it works.

Sibling DavidH

#30
September 15, 2011, 01:07:22 PM
Never worked for me. *sob*

Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)

#31
September 15, 2011, 02:10:54 PM
Me neither, although in all fairness spamming didn't help either.
Sibling Zono(trichia Capensis) aka anon1mat0 aka Nicolás.

PPPP: Politicians are Parasitic, Predatory and Perverse.
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