Proven to work seduction secret

[Sibatore]

Surprise her by cleaning up and having dinner prepared.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Or by cleaning up the spam in her inbox.

[beagle]

I'd heard that of all the techniques and devices designed to increase sexual desire in women the Mercedes SLK350 was the most effective.

[Griffin NoName]

The Mercedes SLK350 works for me.

Goat may need help in this area. His belief system is set incorrectly

[Aggie]

Crystallized carbon works too, or so I've heard.

Actually, I can confirm that.   But anyone trying to seduce me should spend their money on carbon-fibre bike frames rather than purer, more transparent forms.

[ivor]

I couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a hand full of pardons. 

[The Meromorph]

It's been so long since I had sex, I can't remember who ties who up...

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

It's the one who holde the whip who does the tying up.

[Opsa]

I'm with Sibatore on this one. Especially if he has also gotten the kids all off on sleepovers.

After that- anything goes, especially in a Mercedes.

Just thinking about it makes me want to dig out my nurse uniform and pink wig...

[Aggie]

Heh I forgot one more.....

San Miggies!

[Griffin NoName]

Hey Aggie, you can take that and shove it up your....

oh isn't this the briny fable?

[The Meromorph]

I'm with Sibatore on this one. Especially if he has also gotten the kids all off on sleepovers.

After that- anything goes, especially in a Mercedes.

Just thinking about it makes me want to dig out my nurse uniform and pink wig...

We want Polaroids! 

[Aggie]

Hey Aggie, you can take that and shove it up your....

oh isn't this the briny fable?

  Waitaminit....  we're going on honeymoon in the PHILIPPINES!   

[beagle]

Crystallized carbon works too, or so I've heard.

Yep, at my age carbon dating is often involved.

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Yep, at my age carbon dating is often involved.

At least you can say that you are in equilibrium with nature.