Finish the Pirate Headlines

[Griffin NoName]

Constable Timmins Denies Tiddles pedigree.

Influx of EU cats causes*************** at Madam Fifi's

[DaveL]

Influx of EU cats causes pussy mayhem at Madam Fifi's

Never mind the ******, says Bart, 2 large pomegranites down your trousers are far better for enhancing your *****

[Opsa]

Never mind the Kumquats,  says Bart, 2 large pomegranites down your trousers are far better for enhancing your Social Standing





********'s Prospects Improve as ********* Signals Support of ********

[pieces o nine]

Portsmouth's Prospects Improve as The Right Honourable Earl of Orford Signals Support of Coalition Governmint

[Pachyderm]

Bartie's Prospects Improve as New Truss Signals Support of Unmentionables


********* found in ***** of *********

[Opsa]

Two Deranged but Oddly Happy Pufferfish found in Pieces of Nine's Corset



The ********* Begins as ********** Takes on **********

[Bluenose]

The Fun Begins as Pieces's Deranged Pufferfish Takes on Bart's Pomegranites





Nasty ....... Develops In .................

[pieces o nine]

 


Nasty Home Decor Clash Develops In Portsmouth Over Pomegranate-Fish Mezzuzahs.


Public Urged to Remain Calm As ***** Insists New Shipments Arriving *****

[DaveL]

Public Urged to Remain Calm As Harbour Master Collins Insists New Shipments Arriving in Big Ron's trousers

[Opsa]

Please to give us a new challenge, DaveL!

[DaveL]

Nudist resort to open on Portsmouth Foreshore.  Several names for the new venue have been proposed including *******, **********, and The Bare *******

[Pachyderm]

Nudist resort to open on Portsmouth Foreshore.  Several names for the new venue have been proposed including Sandyballs Resort, Veni Vidi Veni, and The Bare Assets.



Big Ron denies all knowledge of **************.

[Lorst]

Big Ron denies all knowledge of meat in his haggis.

St Winifred's garden party interrupted by ****** in a ******.

[Griffin NoName]

St Winifred's garden party interrupted by DaveL in a pink dress

DaveL's pink dress caught ******** leaving *******

[DaveL]

DaveL's pink dress caught Portmouth's Tribune reporters eye, leaving Pirate Awards Gala Night.

Big Winds forecast after ****** raided the *******