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Started by Black Bart, January 29, 2008, 10:20:04 AM

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DaveL

#120
November 13, 2009, 04:40:18 AM
Bart quoted as being as happy as a dog with two worm tablets.

Brenda spotted in Portsmouth Park snuggling up to Bustling Brian. "I was only interested in his ******.  " So what else is new?
Busily tracking Santa on NORAD...

This year your toast ye chubby, slegh driving, white bearded, coca cola advertisement!!

Griffin NoName

#121
November 13, 2009, 05:57:20 PM
Brenda spotted in Portsmouth Park snuggling up to Bustling Brian. "I was only interested in his pork pies.  " So what else is new?


Madam Fifi helps DaveL relocate his*******. Several people relieved.
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One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand

Bluenose

#122
November 13, 2009, 07:52:02 PM
Madam Fifi helps DaveL relocate his pink tutu. Several people relieved.


DaveL found wearing pink tutu while chained to ********
Myers Briggs personality type: ENTP -  "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population.

beagle

#123
November 13, 2009, 09:32:29 PM
DaveL found wearing pink tutu while chained to a camel called Humphrey

Madam Fifi regrets installing picture window in her ******* after ******* drops off..
The angels have the phone box

DaveL

#124
November 25, 2009, 08:27:17 PM
Madam Fifi regrets installing picture window in her guest foyer after elderly gentleman drops off..

Hackles the rescue dog saves ****** from drowning in Portsmouth Harbour. I was busy ****** and I ended up *******. Thanks Hackles, your my hero!
Busily tracking Santa on NORAD...

This year your toast ye chubby, slegh driving, white bearded, coca cola advertisement!!

Black Bart

#125
December 02, 2009, 10:49:26 AM
nice easy one there Dave :headbang:

Hackles the rescue dog saves cat  from drowning in Portsmouth Harbour. I was busy catching fish  and I ended up a catastrophe.  Thanks Hackles, your my hero!

Dark Avenger forced out of retirement to ****** Madame Fifi's ******
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Opsa

#126
December 02, 2009, 05:06:26 PM
Dark Avenger forced out of retirement to repopulate Madame Fifi's Bath House!

Mad Willem Recently Spotted Lurking Around ********** with ******** on his ***********!

Bluenose

#127
December 02, 2009, 09:34:05 PM
Mad Willem Recently Spotted Lurking Around Portsmouth Home for the Befuddled with Several Fresh Leeks on his Head!


Mystery Vegetable Shortage in Portsmouth!  ********** Suspected of ******** With ***********!
Myers Briggs personality type: ENTP -  "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population.

pieces o nine

#128
December 11, 2009, 03:21:08 AM
Mystery Vegetable Shortage in Portsmouth!  Madame Fifi Suspected of Replacing All Tubers With Cod Peaces!



Local Fishmongers Outraged, Claiming  * * * * *

"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

Opsa

#129
December 11, 2009, 03:10:41 PM
Local Fishmongers Outraged, Claiming  Illegal Codfiscation!

Pieces o' Nine Stars In "**********"!

Bluenose

#130
December 12, 2009, 04:09:39 AM
Pieces o' Nine Stars In "The Codfather"!



Opsanus *********** About Outbreak Of Bad Fish Puns In Portsmouth
Myers Briggs personality type: ENTP -  "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population.

Opsa

#131
December 13, 2009, 07:00:29 PM
Opsanus Denies Responsibility and Weeps Openly About Outbreak Of Bad Fish Puns In Portsmouth

Bluenose Seen Leaving ********** Just Before *************

Bluenose

#132
December 13, 2009, 08:25:28 PM
Bluenose Seen Leaving Admiral Benbow Just Before Closing Time, Regulars Shocked



Admiral Benbow Reports Disappearance Of **********, Constable Timmins *************
Myers Briggs personality type: ENTP -  "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population.

pieces o nine

#133
December 14, 2009, 05:57:43 AM
Admiral Benbow Reports Disappearance Of Tiddles and a Sack of Gold Plate, Constable Timmins "Deeply Concerned"



Anonymous Sources Report Sightings of Tiddles at *************

"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

Bluenose

#134
December 14, 2009, 08:38:54 PM
Anonymous Sources Report Sightings of Tiddles at Portsmouth Constabulary


Constable Timmins Denies *************
Myers Briggs personality type: ENTP -  "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population.
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