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Pirate's Cove - Enter at your peril - Blaggards ahead! => General Piratin' Issues => Topic started by: Black Bart on January 29, 2008, 10:20:04 AM

Title: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Black Bart on January 29, 2008, 10:20:04 AM
Post a headline with missing words...next person fills in the gaps in an amusing way eg:

Big Ron Takes Blame for ******** on Black Bart's ship
Title: Re: Finnish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Bluenose on January 29, 2008, 10:48:35 AM
Big Ron Takes Blame for strange smell  on Black Bart's ship




Black Bart denies biting Big Ron in the ********
Title: Re: Finnish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: DaveL on January 29, 2008, 11:13:53 AM
Black Bart denies biting Big Ron in the

Veal and Rosemary
Title: Re: Finnish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Black Bart on January 29, 2008, 11:18:58 AM
Foul Play Suspected In Death Of Man Found Smothered by a ********.
Title: Re: Finnish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 29, 2008, 01:27:00 PM
Foul Play Suspected In Death Of Man Found Smothered by a bald parrot.

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Big Ron kicked in the *********.
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Title: Re: Finnish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Pachyderm on January 29, 2008, 02:11:20 PM
Big Ron kicked in the Take-a-Penalty for Charity Competition.


Cutlass found in ********.
Title: Re: Finnish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: anthrobabe on January 29, 2008, 02:12:43 PM
Cutlass found in Mr. Blobbys Mullett.





Bustlin Brian arrested for *********!
Title: Re: Finnish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 29, 2008, 05:34:51 PM
Bustlin Brian arrested for mixing up cock and ball stories  !!



Black Bart falls off the ***********  again !!
Title: Re: Finnish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Bluenose on January 29, 2008, 09:05:54 PM
Black Bart falls off the statue of Moll Flanders again !!




PPPS Distilleries Inc deny adding ********** to Captain's Delight XO!
Title: Re: Finnish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: pieces o nine on January 29, 2008, 09:47:38 PM
PPPS Distilleries Inc deny adding Bay Rum to Captain's Delight XO!




DaveL spotted purchasing ********** in upscale Portsmouth boutique!!
Title: Re: Finnish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Bruder Cuzzen on January 29, 2008, 10:24:49 PM
DaveL spotted purchasing frilly pink lace ( instead of pilliaging said items) in upscale Portsmouth boutique !




Tiddles says he's " not a *********
Title: Re: Finnish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 29, 2008, 10:41:55 PM
Tiddles says he is not a threat to local rodents or residents


E-Pirates take over the *******
Title: Re: Finnish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Bruder Cuzzen on January 29, 2008, 11:30:14 PM
E-Pirates take over the rest of the alphabet ' ostage !!


Rodents Lil and Phil claim that ******
Title: Re: Finnish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: DaveL on January 30, 2008, 10:44:03 AM
Rodents Lil and Phil claim that Tiddles can kill

Hackles the Rescue Dog is off his leash and is busting for a
Title: Re: Finnish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Black Bart on January 30, 2008, 01:57:16 PM
Hackles the Rescue Dog is off his leash and is busting for a salty tail

Hackles the Rescue Dog plays with his own******/b]
Title: Re: Finnish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Pachyderm on January 30, 2008, 07:20:30 PM
Hackles the Rescue Dog plays with his own squeaky ball.


Admiral Benbow found serving **********
Title: Re: Finnish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: pieces o nine on January 30, 2008, 09:47:17 PM
Admiral Benbow found serving Tea!!!


New ****** hired at the Admiral Benbow!!
Title: Re: Finnish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: DaveL on January 30, 2008, 10:40:50 PM
New Tea Picker  hired at the Admiral Benbow!!

Big Ron loves whipping out his *****
Title: Re: Finnish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 31, 2008, 12:44:05 AM
Big Ron loves whipping out his tea caddy.


Portsmouth invaded by *************
Title: Re: Finnish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Aphos on January 31, 2008, 07:42:11 AM
Portsmouth invaded by Rushin' Pirates



Phil and Lil found in *******
Title: Re: Finnish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Black Bart on January 31, 2008, 01:48:02 PM
Phil and Lil found in Hackles the Rescue Dog's tummy

********* having bottom scraped
Title: Re: Finnish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Bluenose on February 05, 2008, 04:06:30 AM
Black Bart having bottom scraped




Big Ron caught on camera eating his own ***********
Title: Re: Finnish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Aphos on February 05, 2008, 11:09:11 AM
Big Ron caught on camera eating his own fish head stew


******** hold parade in Portsmouth
Title: Re: Finnish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Pachyderm on February 05, 2008, 01:50:45 PM
Pirates Anonymous hold parade in Portsmouth


Big Ron spotted buying***********
Title: Re: Finnish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Black Bart on February 05, 2008, 02:27:33 PM
Big Ron Spotted buying Sausage meat from Koreans

Big Brenda crushes Dave L's********
Title: Re: Finnish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 05, 2008, 03:54:10 PM

Big Brenda crushes Dave L's best Pink Party dress  


Madam Fifi arrested for **********


Title: Re: Finnish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Aphos on February 05, 2008, 05:39:38 PM
Madam Fifi arrested for insider trading


Pirgilla voted most like to ********
Title: Re: Finnish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Black Bart on February 06, 2008, 02:54:34 PM
Pirgilla voted most like to win International Wobbly Blancmange Contest

Calico Jack's Wig found in*******
Title: Re: Finnish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Aphos on February 06, 2008, 03:02:14 PM
Calico Jack's Wig found in Portsmouth gaol


Big Ron accused of *******
Title: Re: Finnish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Black Bart on February 14, 2008, 03:07:14 PM
Big Ron accused of Sausage bending by the Duke of Cumberland

The Black Spot celebrates birthday with a *******
Title: Re: Finnish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 14, 2008, 04:58:11 PM

The Black Spot celebrates birthday with a I rubba dub dub my Pirate Duckie

Lifesize ************** seen floating in harbour

Title: Re: Finnish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: DaveL on February 15, 2008, 12:01:28 AM
Lifesize Big Bratwurst from Big Ron's 'Das Rhineland' range  seen floating in the harbour

Mayor Keith was found in bed with a ****
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Aphos on February 15, 2008, 05:32:38 AM
Mayor Keith was found in bed with a terrible tummyache - Big Ron's Bratwurst suspected


Portsmouth Ladies Found to be ********
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Bluenose on February 15, 2008, 12:28:59 PM
Portsmouth Ladies Found to be Ladies After All, Hundreds Of Pirates Collapse At The News


Black Bart's Treasure Found In ***********
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: anthrobabe on February 15, 2008, 01:52:47 PM
Black Bart's Treasure Found In  The Benbow Lost and Found!
 



Aphos found in possession of *************!
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Aphos on February 16, 2008, 05:32:58 AM
Aphos found in possession of some of his senses.  Millions astonished!


Pachyderm runs for *************
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: anthrobabe on February 16, 2008, 02:09:09 PM
Pachyderm runs for POTUS! Promises to eliminate taxes on peanuts and acacia!


Bluenose thinks Pizza the Hutt is *******
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: pieces o nine on February 17, 2008, 03:58:41 AM
Bluenose thinks Pizza the Hutt is his kind of scum: fish-less and in-venting.


The 828th Annual Portsmouth Country Club "Y'Gotta Regatta" disrupted by ...
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Black Bart on February 18, 2008, 11:22:47 AM
Quote from: Bluenose on February 15, 2008, 12:28:59 PM
Portsmouth Ladies Found to be Ladies After All, Hundreds Of Pirates Collapse At The News


Black Bart's Treasure Found In ***********

Black Bart's Treasure found in Conservatory:

(http://web.mac.com/antonyroberts/iWeb/twerps_dwyle_flonking/Photos_files/hist_cartoon1.jpg)
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Aphos on February 18, 2008, 11:36:06 PM

The 828th Annual Portsmouth Country Club "Y'Gotta Regatta" disrupted by "Free the Gerbils" demonstration



**********  found in Admiral Benbow's alley
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Black Bart on February 19, 2008, 01:35:27 PM
Callico Jack's wig found alive in Admiral Benbow's alley

Plague of ******** hits Portsmouth
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 19, 2008, 07:38:55 PM

Plague of Black Bart Clones  hits Portsmouth


Portsmouth grannies surprised by **************
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Aphos on February 20, 2008, 06:50:14 AM
Portsmouth grannies surprised by Hot Toddy shortage



Rum declared *************
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: DaveL on June 09, 2008, 08:06:24 AM
Rum declared to replace Town Water Supply

Big Ron caught manhandling his *****
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Bluenose on June 09, 2008, 10:14:05 AM
Big Ron caught manhandling his sausage

Davel's pink dress involved in "wardrobe malfuntion" during ********
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 09, 2008, 11:45:59 AM


Davel's pink dress involved in "wardrobe malfunction" during Best Dressed Pirate competition

Madam Fifi supplies Principle Cullinane with ************
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Black Bart on June 09, 2008, 02:11:32 PM
Madam Fifi supplies Principle Cullinane with keys to handcuffs

The Black Spot found adrift in ***********
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Opsa on June 09, 2008, 10:05:16 PM


The Black Spot found adrift in DaveL's Flagon of Home-Brewed Grog



Opsa Suddenly Awakens From Five-Day Hangover With A ***********
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: DaveL on June 10, 2008, 12:10:35 PM
Opsa Suddenly Awakens From Five-Day Hangover with a stint in the stocks

Catpin Puff swallowed a hairball and *****
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: anthrobabe on June 10, 2008, 12:37:20 PM
Catpin Puff swallowed a hairball and Walk the Plank Reported a Wig Missing


****** overheard whispering sweet nothings to ******
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: pieces o nine on June 10, 2008, 10:03:38 PM
Captain Cronan overheard whispering sweet nothings to his new cabin 'boy'!




********* pledges to investigate acute shortage of banner-sized headline type!
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Black Bart on July 16, 2008, 03:44:21 PM
The Portsmouth ASA (Attention Seekers Anonymous) pledges to investigate acute shortage of banner-sized headline type!

Palaeoanthropologists discover ***** bones in Black bart's Fish Head Stew
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Pachyderm on July 17, 2008, 12:05:15 AM
Palaeoanthropologists discover lichen bones in Black Bart's Fish Head Stew




********* and I just good friends, claims limpet
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Bluenose on July 17, 2008, 12:23:34 PM
Black Bart's bottom and I just good friends, claims limpet




"Where's my winkle" cries ****
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Black Bart on July 17, 2008, 01:24:39 PM
"Where's my winkle?" cries Rip Van

"Hang****from the yard arm," cries ****
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: nefyuBB on May 17, 2009, 08:04:43 AM
Quote from: Black Bart on July 17, 2008, 01:24:39 PM
"Where's my winkle?" cries Rip Van

"Hang me whet dressis from the yard arm," cries  Davel

NefyuBB tha gwatist****on tha sebbin****
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Opsa on May 18, 2009, 06:18:59 PM
NefyuBB tha gwatist squatted on tha sebbin open portholes to no avail!

Black Bart's Extended Disapperinse Blaimed on ******
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Earthling on May 18, 2009, 07:34:50 PM
Black Bart's Extended Disapperinse Blaimed on Accidental Ingestion of Fish Head Stew

Aliens Seen ******** with MP's in Royal Mews
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 18, 2009, 08:27:30 PM
Aliens Seen spending their expenses on buying ship fittings with MP's in Royal Mews

Aliens Seen ********* and hung from the yard arm.
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Bluenose on May 19, 2009, 01:20:03 PM


Aliens Seen gathering their smalls to be washed and hung from the yard arm.

Captain NoName found ******** with a swizzle stick!
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: nefyuBB on August 06, 2009, 05:12:30 AM
Quote from: Bluenose on May 19, 2009, 01:20:03 PM



Captain NoName found hidden tweashure with a swizzle stick!

8 Bellz ande *******[/color]
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Bluenose on August 06, 2009, 08:31:58 AM
8 Bellz ande ales go well




NefyuBB found drunk in *********
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 06, 2009, 10:53:01 AM

NefyuBB found drunk in bath tub




Moby Dick accused of ********************


Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Pachyderm on August 06, 2009, 03:19:58 PM
Moby Dick accused of

barratry and simony


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Great *******************

sighted off Scilly Isles
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Opsa on August 06, 2009, 06:29:42 PM



Great Mermaid Tail

sighted off Scilly Isles




;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

Suspects Sought in Case of Missing *************
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: pieces o nine on August 07, 2009, 02:00:57 AM
Suspects Sought in Case of Missing Fish Heddes





Bart Industries Corners Market On
* * * * *

Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: DaveL on August 07, 2009, 06:16:49 AM
Bart Industries Corners Market On
Salmonella


Smuggler Nobby Earnshaw has trubbles stuffing a ***** down his trousers, because it looked like a ******
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: pieces o nine on August 10, 2009, 03:58:46 AM
Smuggler Nobby Earnshaw has trubbles stuffing a Trout down his trousers, because it looked like a Codpiece English Sole




Nef Yoo on the Lam!
Named Major Suspect in ****** Pilfering Case
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: DaveL on September 06, 2009, 10:01:21 PM
Nef Yoo on the Lam!
Named Major Suspect in Portsmouth Pirate Public School Rum Pilfering  Case
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 06, 2009, 11:29:36 PM

Dave, ye forgot the follow on headline.....
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: DaveL on September 15, 2009, 12:56:05 PM
...yarrrr Oi must've had too many...

Hackles the Rescue Dog let off leash, finds a grassy lawn and does a big *****
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Opsa on September 15, 2009, 05:37:07 PM
Hackles the Rescue Dog let off leash, finds a grassy lawn and does a big Song and Dance to Avoid All Responsibility

DaveL Grabs Microphone Away from Black Bart and Declares Himself ********
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Bluenose on September 15, 2009, 10:01:11 PM
DaveL Grabs Microphone Away from Black Bart and Declares Himself A Natural Woman


Black Bart ************ All Over DaveL's Pink Tutu
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 15, 2009, 11:32:13 PM
Quote from: Bluenose on September 15, 2009, 10:01:11 PM

Black Bart chucked Fishe-Heade-Stew All Over DaveL's Pink Tutu

Intensive Fish Farming causes**************** in Portsmouth
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: DaveL on September 16, 2009, 12:08:38 PM

Intensive Fish Farming causesBig Ron sausage stock market collapse in Portsmouth
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Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Opsa on September 16, 2009, 05:51:11 PM
Yoo-oo, DaveL! Yer fergots ter put a new eddline in, again!
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: DaveL on September 16, 2009, 09:52:24 PM
Intensive Fish Farming causes Big Ron sausage stock market collapse in Portsmouth

DaveL gets put in the stocks for incomplete Pirate Headlines. A *****  is expected.

Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 17, 2009, 02:16:02 AM
 

DaveL gets put in the stocks for incomplete Pirate Headlines. A kick up the woozit is expected.

Madam Fifi introduces ecologically sound ******* to quell a mass walk out.
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Opsa on September 17, 2009, 06:20:39 PM
Madam Fifi introduces ecologically sound 'Escort Service' to quell a mass walk out.

Wenches' Jello Wrestling Tournament at the Admiral Benbow Causes An Outbreak of ***********
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: pieces o nine on October 23, 2009, 01:41:20 AM
Wenches' Jello Wrestling Tournament at the Admiral Benbow Causes An Outbreak of Innuendo


Wenches' Jello Wrestling Tournament at the Admiral Benbow Leads to ***********
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Opsa on October 23, 2009, 08:36:51 PM
Wenches' Jello Wrestling Tournament at the Admiral Benbow Leads to Catastrophic Dandruff!

Bluenose at Large! Last Seen *************
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Pachyderm on October 23, 2009, 11:33:28 PM

Bluenose at Large! Last Seen Wearing Cleavage Hat



Cleavage Hats all the Rage in ***************
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Opsa on October 24, 2009, 04:29:41 PM

Cleavage Hats all the Rage in the Land of Bald-Headed Men!

(Oi bet you fot I was gonna say "Cleveland"!)

Pachyderm Ahead in the ************ Polls
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: DaveL on October 29, 2009, 08:59:00 AM
Pachyderm Ahead in the Republican mascot  Polls

Pieces of Nine gets a Greco-Roman style avatar. She said that looking at the *****  on Michaelangelo's 'Statue of David' was her inspiration.
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: beagle on October 29, 2009, 01:04:32 PM
Pieces of Nine gets a Greco-Roman style avatar. She said that looking at the locks  on Michaelangelo's 'Statue of David' was her inspiration.

DaveL's **** accidentally barbecued following unfortunate style comment.  Pieces located.

Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Opsa on October 29, 2009, 07:45:33 PM
DaveL's eyepatch accidentally barbecued following unfortunate style comment.  Pieces located.


Pieces located in Beagle's **********
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 29, 2009, 08:22:40 PM
Pieces located in Beagle's kennel

Beagle accidentally ate Pieces' ************.

Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: pieces o nine on October 30, 2009, 02:59:02 AM
Beagle accidentally ate Pieces' Headdress Vulture. Portsmouth Publicke Oz Spittal Reports He is Stable.


Beagle Objects to Assignment to Porstmouth Publicke Oz Spittal Stables. He insists on Treatment in the ************.



Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: beagle on October 30, 2009, 11:55:26 AM
Pieces' tragic hat loss sorrow was cause of her putting on a **** and **** with *** in the focsle, says defence lawyer.

YARRR Sorry matey, I keep hitting the wrong modify thread button...sorry gang! DL
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Black Bart on October 30, 2009, 08:20:47 PM
Pieces' tragic hat loss sorrow was cause of her putting on a Verybigsail and verytallmast with extrariggin in the focsle, says defence lawyer.

Sudden Squall to blame for WalkthePlank's ****** falling in the *******and causing an outbreak of *******
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: beagle on October 30, 2009, 10:25:27 PM
Sudden Squall to blame for WalkthePlank's curry falling in the Pacificand causing an outbreak of Line dancing


Drunken tatto convention trip was mistake says Bart, after failed attempt to erase giant pair of *****.
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: DaveL on October 31, 2009, 12:28:04 AM
Drunken tatto convention trip was mistake says Bart, after failed attempt to erase giant pair of Geoducks from his trouser line.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geoduck#Industry_and_impact

Griffin spies *****  sumggling a long large *****  into Big Ron's shop. Sausage production expected to ******
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 31, 2009, 03:32:02 AM


Griffin spies DaveL  sumggling a long large marrow into Big Ron's shop. Sausage production expected to diversify


DaveL loses his ********* during tug of war. Townsfolk shocked by his ********.
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: pieces o nine on October 31, 2009, 07:40:46 AM
DaveL loses his Train of Thought during tug of war. Townsfolk shocked by his Ignoring the Plight of Beagle, Still Languishing in the Portsmouth Publicke Oz Spittal Stables.



DaveL Apologizes to Beagle, Offering to ************ at ************, to Sort It Out.
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Pachyderm on October 31, 2009, 04:56:48 PM
DaveL Apologizes to Beagle, Offering to tilt at windmills, to Sort It Out.



Pirates ************ at mention of "windmills".


Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Black Bart on November 01, 2009, 03:11:42 PM
Pirates offer free beach rides on Donkey Hotey at mention of "windmills".

Pirates demand less ******* in the Piratey headlines as Black Bart suffered a ******* whilst trying to ******** Diversifikashun.
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: beagle on November 01, 2009, 08:17:53 PM
Pirates demand less polysyllabicity in the Piratey headlines as Black Bart suffered a hernia whilst trying to typeset Diversifikashun.


Black Bart thanks ***** for their support.
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Bluenose on November 01, 2009, 11:40:31 PM
Black Bart thanks surgical truss makers for their support.




Beagle Off His Food, Blames *******
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: beagle on November 03, 2009, 07:22:43 AM
Beagle Off His Food, Blames snail porridge.


Leading chef found ******** in the rigging.
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: pieces o nine on November 03, 2009, 07:46:40 AM
Leading chef found Snail Fishing in the rigging.


Citizens Against Snail Fishing Protest at ****** and Demand ******.
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 04, 2009, 12:25:50 AM

Citizens Against Snail Fishing Protest at Slime Robbers and Demand Safety Barriers.

Pieces found******* on deck.
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Bluenose on November 04, 2009, 03:54:02 AM
Pieces found lying in a pool of jello on deck.

Outbreak of jello ****** in Portsmouth
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: pieces o nine on November 05, 2009, 06:08:06 AM
Outbreak of jello shortages in Portsmouth

Big Ron Vows to  * * * * *  to Meat Jello Shortages Head-on
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: DaveL on November 05, 2009, 08:56:08 AM
Big Ron Vows to  boost aspic production to Meat Jello Shortages Head-on

Darlica finds Pirates in the Baltic Sea that speak fluent Swedish Pirate, including words like ******, *****  and *****.  

Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Pachyderm on November 05, 2009, 11:45:26 AM
Darlica finds Pirates in the Baltic Sea that speak fluent Swedish Pirate, including words like Konungariket Sverige, Försvarsmakten and ABBA.   





Polymath pirates in ********* , Swato ******* in shock.
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Black Bart on November 05, 2009, 11:51:25 AM
Polymath pirates in Parrot Speach Outrage , Swato's  beard drops off in shock.

Fears that the 'Axis of Weevil' could spread it's corrupting influence to Portsmouth sparks mass *******.
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: pieces o nine on November 06, 2009, 06:46:56 AM
Fears that the 'Axis of Weevil' could spread it's corrupting influence to Portsmouth sparks mass enlistment stampede.


The Axis of Weevil Throws its Cap into the Rung for Upcoming  * * * * *  Elections.
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Bluenose on November 06, 2009, 01:07:35 PM
The Axis of Weevil Throws its Cap into the Rung for Upcoming  Step Ladder Hat  Elections.


Upsurge Of Ladders With Hats Blamed On  * * * * *  
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: pieces o nine on November 09, 2009, 09:43:07 AM
Upsurge Of Ladders With Hats Blamed On  PoN's Deplorable Spelling  


Local Hardware Store Inundated with Stepladder Returns as Fickle Populace Turns Its Attention to  * * * * *  

Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Pachyderm on November 09, 2009, 10:47:24 AM

Local Hardware Store Inundated with Stepladder Returns as Fickle Populace Turns Its Attention to Slug Racing


*********** banninated fom city environs as Slug Grand National nears.
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 09, 2009, 02:58:02 PM


Slug Fanciers banninated fom city environs as Slug Grand National nears.

Bluenose arrested for distributing illegal*************** outside hardware stores
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Bluenose on November 09, 2009, 09:39:24 PM
Bluenose arrested for distributing illegal snail baits outside hardware stores



Slug Grand National under threat from ***************
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: pieces o nine on November 10, 2009, 06:04:20 AM
Slug Grand National under threat from stale beer dumped outside the local pubs.


Slug Grand National Judges Strike Back With * * * * * .
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Black Bart on November 11, 2009, 12:41:04 PM
This whole slug thing has reminded me that I buried a 'beer' slug trap in the garden way back in the summer!!!!  Those slugs must be well and truly Brahms and List by now!!!

Slug Grand National Judges Strike Back With new Lemon and Slime drink .

Drunken Slugs terrorize local community with their ******
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: beagle on November 11, 2009, 09:47:43 PM
Drunken Slugs terrorize local community with their breakdancing

Tired and emotional Bart falls in own trap and is anointed **** by drunken slugs.
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Post by: pieces o nine on November 12, 2009, 05:50:17 AM
Tired and emotional Bart falls in own trap and is anointed Grand Maggot by drunken slugs.


Long-Winded Tales o'the Ocean on Hiatus as Cap'n Bart * * * * * an Avatar Celebrating His New Status
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Post by: beagle on November 12, 2009, 07:24:57 AM
Long-Winded Tales o'the Ocean on Hiatus as Cap'n Bart chokes on an Avatar Celebrating His New Status

Leading surgeons baffled as to whether to use tweezers or a ***** in avatarectomy. Boiling pitch on standby. 
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 12, 2009, 06:43:41 PM
Leading surgeons baffled as to whether to use tweezers or a knitting needle in avatarectomy. Boiling pitch on standby. 


Beagle falls in boiling pitch mistaking it for ***********

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Post by: Black Bart on November 12, 2009, 07:19:56 PM
Beagle falls in boiling pitch mistaking it for a cold Fish Head Stew Plunge Pool at his local David Lloyd Centre.

Off topic: Grand Maggot...I like it.

Hall of the Mountain King in Full Orchestra heard emanating from the basement of the Admiral Benbow, Grand Maggot suspected to be holding a ********
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: beagle on November 12, 2009, 08:58:36 PM
Hall of the Mountain King in Full Orchestra heard emanating from the basement of the Admiral Benbow, Grand Maggot suspected to be holding a Peer Gynt themed "goodbye to Beagle" celebratory roller disco .

Bart quoted as being as happy as a dog with two *****.
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Post by: DaveL on November 13, 2009, 04:40:18 AM
Bart quoted as being as happy as a dog with two worm tablets.

Brenda spotted in Portsmouth Park snuggling up to Bustling Brian. "I was only interested in his ******.  " So what else is new?
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 13, 2009, 05:57:20 PM
Brenda spotted in Portsmouth Park snuggling up to Bustling Brian. "I was only interested in his pork pies.  " So what else is new?


Madam Fifi helps DaveL relocate his*******. Several people relieved.
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Post by: Bluenose on November 13, 2009, 07:52:02 PM
Madam Fifi helps DaveL relocate his pink tutu. Several people relieved.


DaveL found wearing pink tutu while chained to ********
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Post by: beagle on November 13, 2009, 09:32:29 PM
DaveL found wearing pink tutu while chained to a camel called Humphrey

Madam Fifi regrets installing picture window in her ******* after ******* drops off..
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: DaveL on November 25, 2009, 08:27:17 PM
Madam Fifi regrets installing picture window in her guest foyer after elderly gentleman drops off..

Hackles the rescue dog saves ******  from drowning in Portsmouth Harbour. I was busy ******  and I ended up *******.  Thanks Hackles, your my hero!
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Black Bart on December 02, 2009, 10:49:26 AM
nice easy one there Dave :headbang:

Hackles the rescue dog saves cat  from drowning in Portsmouth Harbour. I was busy catching fish  and I ended up a catastrophe.  Thanks Hackles, your my hero!

Dark Avenger forced out of retirement to ****** Madame Fifi's ******
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Post by: Opsa on December 02, 2009, 05:06:26 PM
Dark Avenger forced out of retirement to repopulate Madame Fifi's Bath House!

Mad Willem Recently Spotted Lurking Around ********** with ******** on his ***********!
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Post by: Bluenose on December 02, 2009, 09:34:05 PM
Mad Willem Recently Spotted Lurking Around Portsmouth Home for the Befuddled with Several Fresh Leeks on his Head!


Mystery Vegetable Shortage in Portsmouth!  ********** Suspected of ******** With ***********!
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Post by: pieces o nine on December 11, 2009, 03:21:08 AM
Mystery Vegetable Shortage in Portsmouth!  Madame Fifi Suspected of Replacing All Tubers With Cod Peaces!



Local Fishmongers Outraged, Claiming  * * * * *

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Post by: Opsa on December 11, 2009, 03:10:41 PM
Local Fishmongers Outraged, Claiming  Illegal Codfiscation!

Pieces o' Nine Stars In "**********"!
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Post by: Bluenose on December 12, 2009, 04:09:39 AM
Pieces o' Nine Stars In "The Codfather"!



Opsanus *********** About Outbreak Of Bad Fish Puns In Portsmouth
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Opsa on December 13, 2009, 07:00:29 PM
Opsanus Denies Responsibility and Weeps Openly About Outbreak Of Bad Fish Puns In Portsmouth

Bluenose Seen Leaving ********** Just Before *************
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Bluenose on December 13, 2009, 08:25:28 PM
Bluenose Seen Leaving Admiral Benbow Just Before Closing Time, Regulars Shocked



Admiral Benbow Reports Disappearance Of **********, Constable Timmins *************
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: pieces o nine on December 14, 2009, 05:57:43 AM
Admiral Benbow Reports Disappearance Of Tiddles and a Sack of Gold Plate, Constable Timmins "Deeply Concerned"



Anonymous Sources Report Sightings of Tiddles at *************

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Post by: Bluenose on December 14, 2009, 08:38:54 PM
Anonymous Sources Report Sightings of Tiddles at Portsmouth Constabulary


Constable Timmins Denies *************
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 15, 2009, 04:46:39 AM
Constable Timmins Denies Tiddles pedigree.

Influx of EU cats causes*************** at Madam Fifi's
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: DaveL on December 15, 2009, 09:20:13 AM
Influx of EU cats causes pussy mayhem   at Madam Fifi's

Never mind the ******,  says Bart, 2 large pomegranites down your trousers are far better for enhancing your *****
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Opsa on December 16, 2009, 09:24:33 PM
Never mind the Kumquats,  says Bart, 2 large pomegranites down your trousers are far better for enhancing your Social Standing





********'s Prospects Improve as ********* Signals Support of ********
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: pieces o nine on May 16, 2010, 07:24:14 AM
Portsmouth's Prospects Improve as The Right Honourable Earl of Orford Signals Support of Coalition Governmint
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Post by: Pachyderm on May 17, 2010, 01:55:29 PM
Bartie's Prospects Improve as New Truss Signals Support of Unmentionables


********* found in ***** of *********
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Opsa on May 17, 2010, 03:55:51 PM
Two Deranged but Oddly Happy Pufferfish found in Pieces of Nine's Corset



The ********* Begins as ********** Takes on **********
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Post by: Bluenose on May 18, 2010, 01:35:30 AM
The Fun Begins as Pieces's Deranged Pufferfish Takes on Bart's Pomegranites





Nasty ....... Develops In .................

Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: pieces o nine on May 18, 2010, 03:18:55 AM
 :giggle:


Nasty  Home Decor Clash Develops In Portsmouth Over Pomegranate-Fish Mezzuzahs. (http://www.lutrra.com/company/Is+-+Unique/Mezuzahs+-+Inlaid+wood+mezuzah+cases.html)


Public Urged to Remain Calm As ***** Insists New Shipments Arriving *****
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: DaveL on May 20, 2010, 12:20:58 PM
Public Urged to Remain Calm As Harbour Master Collins  Insists New Shipments Arriving in Big Ron's trousers
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Post by: Opsa on May 27, 2010, 11:14:19 PM
Please to give us a new challenge, DaveL!
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: DaveL on May 28, 2010, 10:44:43 PM
Nudist resort to open on Portsmouth Foreshore.  Several names for the new venue have been proposed including *******, **********, and The Bare *******
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Pachyderm on June 01, 2010, 11:04:48 AM
Nudist resort to open on Portsmouth Foreshore.  Several names for the new venue have been proposed including Sandyballs Resort, Veni Vidi Veni, and The Bare Assets.



Big Ron denies all knowledge of **************.
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Post by: Lorst on June 19, 2010, 11:45:12 AM
Big Ron denies all knowledge of meat in his haggis.

St Winifred's garden party interrupted by ******  in a  ******.
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 19, 2010, 03:09:29 PM

St Winifred's garden party interrupted by DaveL in a pink dress

DaveL's pink dress caught ******** leaving *******
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: DaveL on October 11, 2012, 12:47:15 PM
DaveL's pink dress caught Portmouth's Tribune reporters eye, leaving Pirate Awards Gala Night.

Big Winds forecast after ****** raided the *******
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Bluenose on October 11, 2012, 02:03:03 PM
Big Winds forecast after Portsmouth Pirate Public School Senior Boys raided the pickled onion factory




********* struck down by foul ********
Title: Re: Finish the Pirate Headlines
Post by: Swatopluk on October 11, 2012, 02:08:28 PM
Whole crew struck down by foul fish head stew


Coast Guard ***** rammed by drunken *****