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Started by The Black Spot, October 17, 2006, 05:18:35 PM

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Black Bart

#60
November 24, 2006, 01:12:30 PM
GGGAAARRR ye made me come out all itchy ye revoltin pile o Spaniard's underpants!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

The Black Spot

#61
November 24, 2006, 03:54:06 PM
Don't start scratchin' yerself. We'll all think we be in a snowstorm, yer stinkin' pig's nostril!

Black Bart

#62
November 28, 2006, 12:09:54 AM
YYYYAAARRRR...sometimes when I be lookin out to sea at sunrise, it makes think o Shakespeare's sonnets...

and sometimes when I looks up at the sails billowin in a fine sow westerly, it makes me think o Keat's Couplets...

and when I sees yer blackened hulk lurchin into port, it makes me think o Jeffrey Archer's arse!!!!!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

The Black Spot

#63
December 05, 2006, 01:11:38 AM
Gah! Yer look like ye's had a good wet sneeze an' fergot yer 'ankerchiff!

Calico Jack

#64
December 05, 2006, 11:33:40 AM
yarr what is that orrible appartion on top of yer neck. It be yer ead yer ugly blaggard.
Today everything is different; there's no action, have to wait around like everyone else. Can't even get decent food, right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody, get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.

Black Bart

#65
December 05, 2006, 01:18:25 PM
GGGAAARRRR...I hear's ye went to the ship's doctor  and he said 'ye have a very serious illness. Ye said 'I want a second opinion'.  He said 'all right you're ugly as well'.
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

The Black Spot

#66
December 05, 2006, 01:46:39 PM
GGGGNNARR! I hears that when ye went to the doctor, 'ee tried t' lance yer head!

Calico Jack

#67
December 05, 2006, 02:59:33 PM
yarr I be earing bout a swab who when e went to is doctor's, e said let me remove that ugly boil fer yer Sir an with a quick swipe from is cutlass off came is ead.
Today everything is different; there's no action, have to wait around like everyone else. Can't even get decent food, right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody, get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.

The Black Spot

#68
December 05, 2006, 03:34:01 PM
GAHH! The last time ye had an operation, the surgeon had a bit o' a panic. 'Ee thought 'eed accidently left a bag o' spanners in yer face!

Black Bart

#69
December 06, 2006, 01:53:23 PM
GGGGAAARRRHH...Ye got me so angry I be revertin to the use o Shakespeare agin:

A Horse, a horse, my Kingdom fer a horse...oh hang on a minute...ye look enough loik a horse to do the job!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

The Black Spot

#70
December 06, 2006, 03:03:53 PM
NNNNNNNNRRRRR... ye looks like something that comes out  o' a horse!

Black Bart

#71
December 07, 2006, 12:11:51 PM
YYYYAAAARRRRR Ye make me vent my Shakespearian Spleen:

Some are born great, Some achieve greatness and some are a pile of Turbot droppings like ye!!!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Bluenose

#72
December 13, 2006, 05:10:08 AM Last Edit: December 13, 2006, 05:12:55 AM by Bluenose
Yarrrr!   Well, ye be twice as helpful as Bustlin Brian, an' three times as wholesome as Fishe 'Ead Stewe!
Myers Briggs personality type: ENTP -  "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population.

Black Bart

#73
December 13, 2006, 11:22:20 AM
YYYAAARRR...ERRRR...That be a complicated insult thar me hearty...I had to get me crew to study it fer hours to see if it were indeed an insult.  Then I got me crew to sit down and work out a really nasty insult to send back.  Arter 5 mintues they coame up with:

Ye be as gorgeous and hintelligent as our Captain!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Calico Jack

#74
December 20, 2006, 11:50:30 AM
yarr I be back after a while away from the board.  Back to what, ye are all the same slimy, leech infested blaggards ye were b'fore.
Today everything is different; there's no action, have to wait around like everyone else. Can't even get decent food, right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody, get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.
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