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Open Water => Fun and Games => Games and Jokes => Topic started by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 19, 2006, 12:16:36 AM

Title: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 19, 2006, 12:16:36 AM
you knew it was coming...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on March 21, 2006, 12:17:08 AM
I saw it go.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 21, 2006, 12:39:31 AM
really? I'm sure its right here where I left it.

ah! here it is:

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Toadysatva on April 03, 2006, 11:05:42 PM
Ahh not the last post here too!  When will it end!

I may be the last post for now but I refuse to claim it.!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 23, 2006, 08:30:38 PM
Hmm.  Someone seems to have had the post for an inordinately long time.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on September 23, 2006, 08:33:16 PM
It's been quiet.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 23, 2006, 08:51:19 PM
A quiet monastery? Whatever next.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 23, 2006, 08:57:57 PM
Nice...

I've almost forgotten how it feels to have the last post...

It feels nice for a change...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on September 23, 2006, 09:06:10 PM
I need a bot for this.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 23, 2006, 09:09:18 PM
Two or more could play at that game, Until whoever is paying for the bandwidth or disk space panics...

Which reminds me, is a contribution in  order from the wage-earners amongst us?


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on September 23, 2006, 10:27:08 PM
Contribution?  Na...

Thanks for asking though.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on September 23, 2006, 11:33:20 PM
Wireless last post. :)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 23, 2006, 11:36:55 PM
I hope there will be more people than two playing this game...

Just wait till Q finds out about it...  ;)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on September 24, 2006, 10:25:40 AM
Last Post??

I think I have one somewhere...

OH!! HERE!!

Lookit da Last Post!! It's sooo cute.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on September 24, 2006, 12:48:23 PM
Cute as a baby fart.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 24, 2006, 01:28:02 PM
cuter than YOU, MB.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on September 24, 2006, 02:04:27 PM
I'm so ugly I could make a train take a dirt road.

BTW...Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 24, 2006, 03:42:36 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 23, 2006, 11:36:55 PM

Just wait till Q finds out about it...  ;)


I think he started it. But I'll finish it.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on September 24, 2006, 05:21:13 PM
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on September 24, 2006, 06:02:28 PM
Look, over there!  No, way, way over there.  In that tree.  Do you see it?  What is it?

(Quietly absconds with the last post while everyone is distracted and looking).
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on September 24, 2006, 07:32:02 PM
Last post from Busch Gardens!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on September 24, 2006, 07:44:46 PM
Ah ha...the Last Post is mine.  Bwahahahaha.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 24, 2006, 07:45:19 PM
Last Post from deepest Fenland.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 24, 2006, 07:48:16 PM
Test of whether can post from firefox as well as ie

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on September 24, 2006, 08:07:32 PM
Mine.  Mine.  My Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on September 24, 2006, 08:41:16 PM
Last post from the train.  Two teenage kids just jumped off while the train was moving. I got a picture.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 24, 2006, 09:04:51 PM
Wait a sec, train? jump? (splat?)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on September 24, 2006, 09:19:08 PM
Just got a picture of camel porn.  Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 24, 2006, 09:29:45 PM
As far as it isn't Llama porn... remember that Qwerty is a minor.
;D ;D ;D

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 24, 2006, 09:49:34 PM
Quote from: beagle on September 24, 2006, 03:42:36 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 23, 2006, 11:36:55 PM

Just wait till Q finds out about it...  ;)


I think he started it. But I'll finish it.

I know he started it, but I thought more about wait till he sees that it lives...

And you won't finish it, as I will take it...

Btw, talking about porn...

Here's a great video:
Internet is for Porn (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5430343841227974645)

It's not really naughty, more funny, and there's no pornography in it, but I still think Q shouldn't watch it, I don't want to destroy his education... :P

Last educational Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on September 24, 2006, 10:08:09 PM
Last post from the Sheikra queue.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 25, 2006, 12:00:05 AM
Is it worth it? I've done all the rides in Orlando (Aerosmith, Hulk, Dueling Dragons, Kraken, the Mummy and the minor ones, BTW, my kid loves those) but I've never been to BG.

Last screaming Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on September 25, 2006, 01:08:34 AM
ZOINK!!

El Ultimo Post, ah yessss....it is mine!!

:rockon:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on September 25, 2006, 01:58:51 AM
Quote from: anon1mat0 on September 25, 2006, 12:00:05 AM
Is it worth it? I've done all the rides in Orlando (Aerosmith, Hulk, Dueling Dragons, Kraken, the Mummy and the minor ones, BTW, my kid loves those) but I've never been to BG.

Last screaming Post

It's not Islands of Adventure but it is good and close.

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on September 25, 2006, 03:00:55 AM
Sorry, but the

Last Post

belongs to me.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on September 25, 2006, 04:00:52 AM
Debatable, my dear Aphos, debatable.

I think I have it, but then what do I know??

Oh, LOOK!!

Last Post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on September 25, 2006, 04:05:37 AM
But then again, I am still here hacking my new template and...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on September 25, 2006, 05:01:58 AM
Gee.  Look what I found, just lying around.  The...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on September 25, 2006, 05:08:53 AM
I said the same thing about the lions at Busch Gardens today.   ;D

Last Post for tonight anyway.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 25, 2006, 07:32:37 AM
Revolution? What revolution? The evil redcoats sneak back the Last Post to the Old World under cover of darkness.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on September 25, 2006, 11:17:46 AM
It's a lot tougher to keep the last post now.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 25, 2006, 12:20:11 PM
It certainly is.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 25, 2006, 03:20:50 PM
It isn't...

As it's mine and only mine!

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on September 25, 2006, 03:42:57 PM
Betcha a beer it isn't NOW!!

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;D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on September 25, 2006, 04:08:02 PM
Mmmmm... beer...

The more I think about it, the more I like the idea of starting a brewery.

Last can't get enough of those yeast excretions Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 25, 2006, 05:10:08 PM
Could be hard work. Checking every barrel two or three times a day.
But someone has to do it.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on September 25, 2006, 06:24:59 PM
Cheap last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on September 25, 2006, 06:55:51 PM
What is this?  People keep taking my...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 25, 2006, 06:57:18 PM
Shouldn't we shed our earthly possesions as siblings.

Now, how earthly is the

Last Post

?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Outis the Unready on September 25, 2006, 07:15:35 PM
Last (short) Post.  :shuriken:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 25, 2006, 07:21:10 PM
Lambi, I'm pretty sure there will be enough space at the monastery for a small brewery...

You should check the cellar, I think there is some place there...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Outis the Unready on September 25, 2006, 07:23:14 PM
AH! Get out of my cellar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



(Last slightly longer post)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on September 25, 2006, 07:47:59 PM
It seems that there's a kat in the cellar.  A room with a window is better to get rid of the steam during the boil.

Fun fact: doppelbock was invented to sustain monks during Lenten fasting.  While we don't have to succumb to peer pressure and do what all the other monasteries are doing, it might be nice to set aside a month for nothing but beer drinking and reflection.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 25, 2006, 09:15:04 PM
And the following month to recover from all that "reflection".

Last why is that light so bright and can't you be quieter Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on September 25, 2006, 09:18:41 PM
Last (one more time) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 25, 2006, 09:43:20 PM
My first

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 25, 2006, 09:46:27 PM
Very tastefully executed it was too. A minor masterpiece.

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on September 25, 2006, 10:21:53 PM
But which is better: a minor masterpiece or a master minorpiece?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Black Spot on September 26, 2006, 12:45:06 AM
Only my second post, but it won't be my

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on September 26, 2006, 01:04:32 AM
The Lastness of this Post is relative.

But, it's still the Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on September 26, 2006, 02:26:05 AM
Ah! The joys of living in another time zone when sneaking to steal the Last Post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on September 26, 2006, 02:30:56 AM
It is joyful.  ;D

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on September 26, 2006, 03:34:35 AM
To all and asunder...this is my

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on September 26, 2006, 03:39:47 AM
Not literally your....

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Redandgreybeard on September 26, 2006, 04:14:29 AM
Wow... spellcheck!!! but still can't figure out how to revise and make corrections... Oh well, there is always the last post. Hopefully folks will visit for a hello here and there.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on September 26, 2006, 04:18:05 AM
Sometimes spell check removes the Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on September 26, 2006, 04:36:09 AM
That's okay.  I've got it right here:

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on September 26, 2006, 06:03:11 AM
It got away.

I found it!!

Last Post :D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 26, 2006, 06:54:15 AM
Nope, that's just a reflection. The real one is here.

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 26, 2006, 11:59:51 AM
To cover future eventualities:

120,000

Last Posts
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 26, 2006, 12:35:42 PM
Nice try but I'll see your 120,000 and raise it by

∞

(a rather asymmetric infinity)
Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on September 26, 2006, 12:51:09 PM
I have learned how to sail backwards on the space-time continuum and am now reaching out, ugh, just another second, leaning back, stretching my fingertips,  there, have it, successfully have grabbed

The Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Outis the Unready on September 26, 2006, 12:54:31 PM
Give me back my Last POST!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 26, 2006, 12:59:02 PM
I strongly feel the humblest thing would be for me to take the Last Post back to my cell,  strictly to avoid any possible acrimony you understand, not out of any need for crass material possessions.
Then I will quietly contemplate it for as long as it takes you to break the door down.

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on September 26, 2006, 02:18:53 PM
Hmm... I'm not sure if the Last Post is material in nature, or if it's more... ephemeral, like "half a hole".

In any case, since it managed to slip out from your locked cell, I'd say that the Last Post probably isn't a material thing.

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Teripie on September 26, 2006, 04:24:51 PM
Ah, I see all the insurgents are here. Now is my chance to take the

last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 26, 2006, 05:18:49 PM
But for how long will you be able to keep it?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 26, 2006, 05:39:01 PM
You took it for too long, I'm affraid. Time to take the

Last Post

for me.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on September 26, 2006, 06:58:51 PM
That's a nice last post.  I think I'll get one of my own:

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on September 26, 2006, 08:38:27 PM
Where is my Last Post?  Some one keeps taking it.

Oh, here it is.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on September 26, 2006, 08:54:37 PM
Do you mean this one?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on September 26, 2006, 11:20:52 PM
It looks like this:

Last Post

Oh, it's not missing now, I have it!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on September 26, 2006, 11:59:12 PM
Funny, that looks just like my

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 27, 2006, 01:36:59 AM
Quote from: beagle on September 26, 2006, 12:35:42 PM
Nice try but I'll see your 120,000 and raise it by

∞

(a rather asymmetric infinity)
Last Post.

But this seems to be just an infinite Last Post singular whereas I am raising mine to
∞ Last Posts
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 27, 2006, 02:38:23 AM
Perhaps the

  lim    Post !
Post->Last

;D ;D ;D
(Mr. Yellow... can we have Mr. Green too?)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on September 27, 2006, 04:32:51 AM
Ah, yes.  It seems that every sequence of posts must have a Last Post.

I think I will call this Aphos Lemma.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 27, 2006, 07:48:59 AM
...and at all times, over the whole domain, it belongs to me.

I shall call this Beagle's Corollary.


Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 27, 2006, 10:54:57 AM
So unhumble to take it and to name it after oneself unspeakable. I free it from the grasp of such people.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on September 27, 2006, 02:45:26 PM
Well done, NoName.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on September 27, 2006, 03:11:41 PM
Clearly, all posts above this one are previous posts.

I now define all post below this one to be previous posts, also.

Which makes this the...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on September 27, 2006, 03:15:31 PM
Just because you declare them to be previous doesn't mean they actually are.

For instance, look at this one - the new Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Outis the Unready on September 27, 2006, 06:03:44 PM
Quote from: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on September 27, 2006, 03:15:31 PM
Just because you declare them to be previous doesn't mean they actually are.

For instance, look at this one - the new Last Post.
Now it's the penultimate post and *I* have the last post....muahahahahahaha.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 27, 2006, 06:15:57 PM
From Austin Powers you should know not to do the manic laugh and show me the control room.

It's my post now, Dave.

Last obscure League of Gentlemen reference Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on September 27, 2006, 06:29:44 PM
A less obscure reference: there's a candidate for the upcoming Toronto city council elections named Simon Wookey.  His campaign buttons say "let the Wookey win."

Last mainstream reference, obscure local politics Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Outis the Unready on September 27, 2006, 06:44:48 PM
Quote from: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on September 27, 2006, 06:29:44 PM
A less obscure reference: there's a candidate for the upcoming Toronto city council elections named Simon Wookey.  His campaign buttons say "let the Wookey win."
THANK YOU! That solves a great mystery here at the prestigous cancer center where many Torontonians work.

Alas! Alack! ALastpost!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on September 27, 2006, 06:58:41 PM
If I knew it was causing such consternation, I would have said something sooner.

Here is the Last Post, with my apologies.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 27, 2006, 07:14:37 PM
Go away from my Last Post...

I have built a nice crib for that little thing...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on September 27, 2006, 07:51:25 PM
Virtual beer for all if everyone leaves this as the...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on September 27, 2006, 08:52:38 PM
Virtual beer?  Hooray!

Last Post


oh... wait...  that doesn't work.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 27, 2006, 09:30:53 PM
Offering bribes to retain the last post? I think you all need to spend a few months quietly contemplating the ethics of that.

Meanwhile.

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on September 28, 2006, 12:40:57 AM
Yarr.  Ye has been boarded, matie.  Now Oi has the

Last (piratical) Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 28, 2006, 01:43:28 AM
The science of the Last Post has moved on. All previous definitions are null and void.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 28, 2006, 01:47:59 AM
And the definition of Last Post is: MINE!

Last definitive Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on September 28, 2006, 02:28:22 AM
But a scientist must always be willing to give up a theory in the light of evidence to the contrary, such as this:

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on September 28, 2006, 03:16:20 AM
Evidence like the last post is mine? Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 28, 2006, 03:40:45 PM
You want to become scientific?

Ok, let's start with basic mathematics:

Last + Post = Mine

That was easy, wasn't it?


Last mathematical Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on September 28, 2006, 04:22:53 PM
Or...


Last Post  E  {My things}

Therefore,

I have the last post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 28, 2006, 07:04:15 PM
on my hill is the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 28, 2006, 07:08:09 PM
It must be a mirage.

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: johngalt on September 28, 2006, 07:29:16 PM
I don't have anything creative, but
Last Post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 28, 2006, 07:32:28 PM
Good to see you again JG. But not so good that you get to keep the

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Duke on September 28, 2006, 08:01:47 PM
I think I'll just tiptoe in here and tiptoe out with one Last Post.


Duke
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 28, 2006, 08:19:10 PM
Your ninja ways are no use here, Naruto.
;)
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 28, 2006, 08:22:21 PM
...and he's already revealed he's got to go to lessons.
So we sit him out.  Possibly broadcasting Aerosmith's greatest hits (or whatever it was they used on Noriega) at full volume until he gives up.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Duke on September 28, 2006, 08:31:47 PM
Quote from: anon1mat0 on September 28, 2006, 08:19:10 PM
Your ninja ways are no use here, Naruto.
;)
Last Post


Blech, he couldn't sneak up on a dead chicken. But I'll just take the Last Post and smite you all.


Duke
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Outis the Unready on September 28, 2006, 08:32:12 PM
Being Scottish and poor, I grew up postin' the linens, on occassion. A few winters ago, my great coat was grimy, so I placed in the the tub, took off my shoes and set to posting it.

Well, I got contact dematitis from the All, and it was all over my feet, so I decided not to do it again.

We have a large capacity washer now, so that was my last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Duke on September 28, 2006, 08:35:43 PM
Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah.

;D

I'm such a geek.  8)

But I have the Last Post.


Duke
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 28, 2006, 10:11:49 PM
Well, I won't let you keep the last post...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on September 28, 2006, 10:33:55 PM
Quote from: beagle on September 28, 2006, 08:22:21 PM
Possibly broadcasting Aerosmith's greatest hits (or whatever it was they used on Noriega) at full volume until he gives up.
It was Panama by Van Halen.  The DEA agents had a sense of humour.

Just that song.

Over and over.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on September 29, 2006, 01:58:00 AM
Quote from: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on September 28, 2006, 10:33:55 PM
Quote from: beagle on September 28, 2006, 08:22:21 PM
Possibly broadcasting Aerosmith's greatest hits (or whatever it was they used on Noriega) at full volume until he gives up.
It was Panama by Van Halen.  The DEA agents had a sense of humour.

Just that song.

Over and over.

Last post.

AAACK!! Repetition of anything lends contempt.

Except, of course...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 29, 2006, 02:04:12 AM
I don't like to listen to a song over and over and over and over again...

That's how I got to hate Bryan Adams, my sister loved him and I had to listen to that bloody Robin Hood song more that it's healthy... Even today, after like ten years, I can't stand that guy. And the movie.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Duke on September 29, 2006, 02:20:13 AM
I'm sort of sleepy......It's probably the music I'm listening to.............

Fortunately, I remain able to take the Last Post.


Duke
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on September 29, 2006, 03:09:29 AM
Aha!!!  The Last Post is mine!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Duke on September 29, 2006, 05:16:10 AM
Ah, I got over my sleepiness. Thank goodness for that, I can take the Last Post now!


Duke
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 29, 2006, 07:07:07 AM
I remember when Capital Radio tried that on their listeners with Stairway to Heaven in the mid 70's. Or maybe it just seemed like it.

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 29, 2006, 10:58:32 AM
Now Stairway to Heaven is another thing... THat's a song that I could listen to almost constantly I think... :)

Come to think of it, I'm putting this song on right away...

Last led Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 29, 2006, 12:09:19 PM
Hmm.  We may need a "No stairway sign" like that music shop in "Wayne's World".

Only kidding.

Last denied   Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on September 29, 2006, 12:21:00 PM
"That'll go over like a lead ballon"  ;D 

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Outis the Unready on September 29, 2006, 12:21:35 PM
Quote from: Duke on September 28, 2006, 08:35:43 PM
Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah.

I really did walk 1.98 miles uphill both ways in Syracuse winters to get to school for 2 years. My mom actually verified this for my son who thought I was joking. (You had to be 2 miles away for a free buss pass, and it was $3 a day to bus without it...more than we could spare.... and there was a bloody great drumlin between my house and High School.)

Last (honest) post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 29, 2006, 01:11:52 PM
... and you tell the kids of today that, and they won't believe you (especially the uphill both ways part).
Actually, I had to do the same for secondary school.  Well, I wanted the bus money for other things, shall we say.

Last I know what you meant really Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Outis the Unready on September 29, 2006, 02:31:33 PM
Quote from: beagle on September 29, 2006, 01:11:52 PM
... and you tell the kids of today that, and they won't believe you (especially the uphill both ways part).
Actually, I had to do the same for secondary school.  Well, I wanted the bus money for other things, shall we say.
And I'm not even that old! My Father in law, just turned 70, he tells the 2 miles through the snow and rain story, and my mother in law points out that he lived across the street from the school, so it just shows what an idiot he was.
My only half-sibling I have a relationship with, my maternal half-sister, is 15 years my junior and SHE gets the "Kat walked two miles uphill both ways through snow and hail and pouring rain!" story.

Speaking of which, there is a fence right along the schoolyard, and people always hang underwear from the last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on September 29, 2006, 02:56:54 PM
I lived within sight of my high school.  If I forgot something at home, I'd ask to be excused (austensibly for the washroom), walk home and back and be back in my seat in ten minutes.

Since most of my classmates had to ride buses from all over the city, this annoyed them no end.   :)

I did hear a story about when my grandfather was in school, though: in wintertime, his mother would bake him a potato every morning.  He'd use it to warm his hands on the walk to school, and then eat it as a snack mid-morning.

Later, in World War II, he wanted to be a bomber navigator.  He got accepted into the training program (which is a big deal, from what I've heard), went through ground school, started flight training and found out that he got motion sickness.  In the end, he became a radar operator.  That was his last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 29, 2006, 05:07:28 PM
Where better to start a new posting career than in the Last Post area/thread.
It will take some time to get used to the handling of a new set of forum controls.
And I do not have that much time at the moment, I fear.
But there should always be enough time for the Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 29, 2006, 05:12:49 PM
Oh, Applaud!, Applaud!

If Swato's about I shall gladly stake my attempt at keeping the
Last Post,
vain though it may be.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 29, 2006, 05:28:01 PM
Yay!!!!!

Welcome Swato, finally a worthy opponent in the Last Post game...

;)

Last donttakeseriouslythiswasjustajokeandasignofadmirationandhappinessofswatosarrivalhere Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on September 29, 2006, 05:37:42 PM
AHA!!

You've all "misunderestimated" your opponents in the Last Post game.

I'm no longer burdened with a 3000 member millstone around my neck, and I can play instead of work.

Just you wait until after the elections...

Then, forever!! The Last Post COULD be mineeeeeeeeee...

Except i'm having too much fun to take it with everywhere. But I DO have it now.

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 29, 2006, 05:49:10 PM
If I understood MentalBlock right, we have the technology to use wireless (cell phone, smart phone etc) to claim the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 29, 2006, 05:51:34 PM
Chatty, you have already been a Last Post winner once, it's time for the me to claim it now... ;)

It's mine!

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 29, 2006, 06:05:18 PM
Hurray! Swato's here.

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Duke on September 30, 2006, 04:37:32 AM
Gee, I sure do like Last Posts..... So I'll take this one off your hands.


Duke
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 30, 2006, 11:04:17 AM
But, I'm pretty sure you don't need it anymore...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 30, 2006, 07:43:47 PM
Everyone knows post are the natural property of dogs. So it's mine.

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on September 30, 2006, 08:23:14 PM
Ah ha, ho ho, he he...

The...

Last Post

is mine.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 30, 2006, 09:01:28 PM
He who laughs last...

... has the last post...

And it's me who's laughing now!!!

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on September 30, 2006, 09:36:03 PM
I don't want to win forever. I just want the Last Post.

Now.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 30, 2006, 09:40:08 PM
And once again now becomes then. Time is slippy that way.

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on September 30, 2006, 09:46:49 PM
And the post in itself is a slippery little devil, in fact, it has just slipped out of your hands into mine.

Last (cold) post. It is freezing here today. Brr.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 30, 2006, 09:53:44 PM
Still shirtsleeve weather here, but dark, so you'll never notice me sneak away the

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on September 30, 2006, 10:08:41 PM
Speaking of weather...it is gorgeous football weather here.  beagel fumbles and Aphos recovers...

the Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on September 30, 2006, 10:16:15 PM
Aphos throws a long pass, Vita intercepts

The Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on October 01, 2006, 01:21:58 AM
Chatty tackles, and the Last Post slips from Vita's hands!!

Dogpile (you should, mein Beagle, excuse the expression) on the Post, and as the ref clears them away, down on the bottom, grimacing with concentration and holding on tightly is...CHATTY!! The crowd goes mildly bored!! But at least Chatty has the

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 01, 2006, 02:38:08 AM
Vita offers Chatty a congratulatory warm chocolate chip cookie.  Chatty accepts and as Vita hands it to Chatty, she quickly and smoothly pockets.....

The Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on October 01, 2006, 03:01:17 AM
He intercepts!!!  Aphos takes the...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 01, 2006, 03:46:59 AM
NoName. disgiosed as an eagle, swoops down and purloins the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 01, 2006, 05:32:52 AM
Ach!  It's merely a tortoise...

The Last Post flys by night with the owl.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on October 01, 2006, 08:57:50 AM
A squad of my faithful crabbies capture the owl and relieve him of the...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on October 01, 2006, 10:57:57 AM
Hi Swato!

Test Last Post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 01, 2006, 12:53:42 PM
We need a test LPWB to lure Swato into posting....

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on October 01, 2006, 01:11:00 PM
Sounds great!  Somebody start one!

More test last post.

MB
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 01, 2006, 04:28:07 PM
Do pardon me as I swipe the

Last post from you.   ;D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on October 01, 2006, 04:47:47 PM
I slap cuffs on Grey for stealing and take the...

Last Post

into my possession as evidence.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 01, 2006, 04:54:56 PM
Grey pulls a Hodini, and flees, con el Posto finito.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 01, 2006, 05:31:09 PM
LPWB word in censor. Two syllables.

Can be used as a preventative measure and may be required of people entering the Monastery.

remember my clues are devious....

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on October 01, 2006, 06:02:23 PM
Uuuuhhhh.... Conne Domme?? Heh??

Nebbermine.

Last Post anyway.

;D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 01, 2006, 06:21:15 PM
Shame on me. Laziness (or was it judicial use of time) caused me not to page back far enough to notice the Grand Entrance of The Swatopluk. May I express my delight by taking the

Last Post

edit:::: I hope you took your shoes off on the way in....
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on October 01, 2006, 07:51:29 PM
Preventative measure? A veto ?

Last I never get Noname's clues Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 01, 2006, 09:58:52 PM
I never get the clues.

Meh, what I can get is the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on October 01, 2006, 10:17:17 PM
NoName...my guess would be...rubber?

And while everyone is thinking about that, I make off with the...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 01, 2006, 10:33:41 PM
I humbly assert that clues are supposed to stretch the mind.

If anyone wants to continue playing, I did give another clue in a recent post.

I'll go further, rubber is closer than veto, but I'm not sure that is going to help you.

For the English amongst us, Beagle could take trip to the Fitzwilliam Museum to obtain a hint but would have to follow the trail to a London gallery. If anyone solves this clue, I'll eat my toenails.

Goodness, I now believe I fully deserve the

Last Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 02, 2006, 01:28:14 AM
I'm too sleepy to gues, but not to sleepy to take the last post...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 02, 2006, 01:34:28 AM
Don't let the Last Post slip! I'll take it from you for safety.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on October 02, 2006, 02:06:22 AM
I have no idea but I will take the...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on October 02, 2006, 05:31:28 AM
Sneaking in during the middle of night, I make off with the...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 02, 2006, 05:33:08 AM
And I'll take the

Last Post

before going to bed.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on October 02, 2006, 07:06:03 AM
Quote from: NoName on October 01, 2006, 10:33:41 PMFor the English amongst us, Beagle could take trip to the Fitzwilliam Museum to obtain a hint but would have to follow the trail to a London gallery.

Hmm. Since you say gallery I'm assuming we're talking about Art with a capital A rather than Egyptology.  Titian to Hogarth is a fairly wide range though.


Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 02, 2006, 04:31:52 PM
This last post is artistic...

But you have to imagine the art behind it...

Last artistic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 02, 2006, 04:52:28 PM
Lovely.

I'll just make off with the

Last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 02, 2006, 05:42:59 PM
Building a picked fence around the last post and setting up guard dogs, alarms etc to protect it from intruders...

Last security Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on October 02, 2006, 06:04:03 PM
Bad choice of dog.


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 02, 2006, 07:19:32 PM
Have you been feeding him sleeping pills? He's been asleep for hours now...

Switching to a pool with sharks.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 02, 2006, 08:12:14 PM
And I'll just use my lasso to get it from here in complete safety.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on October 02, 2006, 09:31:59 PM
Oh, to heck with being witty.  I'll just take the...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 02, 2006, 10:36:55 PM
This is probably more suitable for Mythbusters than anywhere else, but a while back I heard something: supposedly, a Twinkie is so full of chemicals that you could stick one on a fence post and it won't break down in the elements.

I decided to try it for myself and see.  I have five posts on my fence.  Repeatability is the key to any good scientific experiment, so I got five Twinkies (one for each post - they come in two-packs, so I ate the extra one ;) ) from the grocery store and five six-inch nails (though when they're that size, they're spikes, really) from the hardware store.

I slid a Twinkie onto each nail kebab-style, took them and a ladder out to the backyard, and banged a Twinkie-spike into the top of each fence post.

The next morning, I went out to see how things were coming.  To my surprise, the Twinkies were gone!  There were just five bare nails sticking up, completely bereft of Twinkies.

But suddenly, I saw something moving at the end of the fence.  It was a squirrel, looking very stuffed, cramming the last bit of Twinkie into its mouth.  It had eaten every one... from the first to the last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 02, 2006, 11:55:41 PM
Quote from: beagle on October 02, 2006, 07:06:03 AMTitian to Hogarth is a fairly wide range though.
A wide range of well-known artists but is it so wide a range of relatively unknown 19th C. British ones who might have one over a barrel?

A totally unrelated clue, apparently the LPW is not a good idea of you are diabetic. Sorry DD. I'm sure it is something that would appeal to you.

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on October 03, 2006, 02:51:33 AM
My crabbies once again take the...
(http://toadfishmonastery.com/forum/Smileys/default/crabbie.gif) Last Post (http://toadfishmonastery.com/forum/Smileys/default/crabbie.gif)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 03, 2006, 02:59:01 AM
You know, Nurse sharks aren't the greatest choice, either.

:Skips away with the

Last Post

in hand:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on October 03, 2006, 07:43:39 AM
Having installed a GPS tracking device, I easily locate the...

Last Post

and reclaim it.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 03, 2006, 02:28:36 PM
Drat. Well, now that I know, I can always pry it off, now that I have re-aquired the

Last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 03, 2006, 03:05:28 PM
I could give another LPWB clue, but I'm low on energy so I'll use it wisely.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on October 03, 2006, 06:48:25 PM
Well, look what I found.  The...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 03, 2006, 07:05:02 PM
Formerly believed the clues were pointing towards an egyptian brain-hook for preparing mummies.

Subsequent clues have re-mislead me.


I'll just have the Last Post for lunch.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on October 03, 2006, 10:31:45 PM
Inky takes the...

:inky: Last Post

and hides it.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 03, 2006, 11:27:14 PM
Erasing the ink and finding the last post

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 04, 2006, 03:48:42 AM
I suggest when someone gets the LPW we place it in the entrance hall.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on October 04, 2006, 04:46:17 AM
I just stopped by to post the...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on October 04, 2006, 09:04:24 AM
EEEP!!

3AM, and My Last Post for tonight!!


zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on October 04, 2006, 09:07:53 AM
Bwahahaha.  The...

Last Post

is mine.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 04, 2006, 10:53:55 AM
I almost forgot to take the last post...

That has to be corrected:

Last senile Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on October 04, 2006, 12:23:44 PM
Hmm.  I keep forgetting to change the login from forever. Apparently I've been here days, so am best placed to guard the Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 04, 2006, 01:25:58 PM
But how can you guard it if you can't keep it?  ;)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 04, 2006, 02:50:29 PM
Excellent question.

Last repeative post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 04, 2006, 03:14:20 PM
Well, thank you.

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 04, 2006, 03:38:42 PM
Sipping on steaming ambrosia, stretch and yawn and embrace....

The Last Coffee Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 04, 2006, 04:05:08 PM
THE LAST COFFEE???!!!

Oh... wait... phew... still got some.

You had me worried there.

I'll just take the last post and calm down for a bit.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on October 04, 2006, 06:59:51 PM
Arrrrgh, matie.  Ye be boarded and we takes the...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on October 04, 2006, 08:42:04 PM
 :o
OOOOPPPPS

sorry I've found it

Last Post is mine
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on October 04, 2006, 09:14:21 PM
 :smite:  We vaporize the offeder who took the...

Last Post

and reclaim it for ourselves.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 04, 2006, 09:22:48 PM
(walks up nonchalantly)


(points)

Hey!  Look over there!  A flying penguin!

(grabs the last post while everyone's back is turned, runs away)

Last sneaky Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 04, 2006, 10:51:55 PM
I believe you are right!  Look, it is a flying penguin!  No, look!  Can it be?  Two flying penguins!  And is that a platypus?

Quickly slips the last post into pocket and runs!

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 04, 2006, 10:53:47 PM
*watches VC trip over a platypus*

I'll grab that poor dusty Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 05, 2006, 12:55:49 AM
*** spots how dusty that last post was and takes care of it ***   
LPWB CLUE

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 05, 2006, 02:30:21 AM
Oh dear. Let me help you there, NoName....

Last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 05, 2006, 03:06:16 AM
Hmmm.... will hazard a guess against evidence otherwise...

brainwash?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on October 05, 2006, 04:30:26 AM
I have taken the...

Last Post                                   

and have taught it evasion tactics.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 05, 2006, 01:15:14 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on October 05, 2006, 03:06:16 AM
Hmmm.... will hazard a guess against evidence otherwise...

brainwash?

Both syllables true to type but unfortunately also wrong. So close !

Found a way to stop the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 05, 2006, 03:35:53 PM
Thanks to the stopping of the last post I am now able to take it again...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on October 05, 2006, 04:25:28 PM
Thanks for hanging on to it for me

wave bye bye to the

Last Post ;D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 05, 2006, 06:27:16 PM
Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Post.

Post who?

Last Post
;D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on October 05, 2006, 06:56:57 PM
Last post from Tampa International Scareport.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on October 05, 2006, 07:19:46 PM
 :devil2: The devil takes the...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on October 05, 2006, 07:28:08 PM
:daz: balances it back! Last post 
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 05, 2006, 08:02:43 PM
Are ye the first in the Last Post mile high club?  ;D


Last grounded Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 05, 2006, 08:05:25 PM
Sends the evil one to the store for Devil Dogs and the saintly one for Angel Food Cake.  Whilst they are busily shopping in the bakery, I make off with.....

The Last (I love pastry) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on October 05, 2006, 10:11:54 PM
Last post from the plane.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 05, 2006, 10:39:02 PM
Oh, he did! 

:crabbie: Mile High Club, Last Post Edition :crabbie:


Now I'll take it back.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on October 05, 2006, 10:53:56 PM
I wish. Last post from Pappasito's at Hobby.  Better than  Taco Hell.  There's a woman here with three platinum blond haired kids that must be from the village of the damned. One of them is trying to wish me into the cornfield.     
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on October 05, 2006, 11:42:39 PM
No.  They are wishing you to give me the...

Last Post.

And see, you have.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on October 05, 2006, 11:50:00 PM
If I was not in the cornfield I would take the last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 06, 2006, 01:46:12 AM
I am not in a cornfield.  Therefore, I shall take the last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on October 06, 2006, 01:50:17 AM
Last post from Hobby.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 06, 2006, 01:58:28 AM
My hobby is the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on October 06, 2006, 02:06:46 AM
Must be cause if you were good at it you would have the last post. :o
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 06, 2006, 02:12:53 AM
I'll just keep practicing* then.

Last Post.

*Quote from the wonderful Quentin Crisp: When, in preparation for his move to America, he was asked at the US Embassy if he were a practicing homosexual, he replied, "I didn't practice. I was already perfect". Crisperanto (http://www.crisperanto.org/)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on October 06, 2006, 02:27:42 AM
Okay.   Last post from First Class.  Well as first class as it gets on   SouthWest. 
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 06, 2006, 02:33:04 AM
Nice.

L
A
S
T

POST!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 06, 2006, 02:56:20 AM
Just wondering: what do the stars under our name signify?  I assume the colour depends on mod/admin/great unwashed status, but what about number?

Last inquisitive Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on October 06, 2006, 04:50:18 AM
Last post from edsels.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on October 06, 2006, 04:56:41 AM
MB is accosted by two very lagre men in pin-striped suits.  They "explain" to him that the...

Last Post

does not realy belong to him, and take possession of it.  They then bring it to me, where I pay them the other half of their fee.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on October 06, 2006, 05:07:28 AM
They returned it to me as I paid them to. Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 06, 2006, 05:46:45 AM
Up later, so I get the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 06, 2006, 05:48:56 AM
Sounds like a good reason to me!

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on October 06, 2006, 05:49:32 AM
Up even later. Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 06, 2006, 05:59:23 AM
Still lurking about, still can't sleep ... soooo, Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on October 06, 2006, 06:06:39 AM
And then. Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 06, 2006, 06:09:22 AM
And after a minute, a minute past.

And then, a minute past.  And another minute past.  And another minute passed swiftly past.

And then, after a minute, another minute past.  And another.  And another.

And then ... a minute past.

And the last post past
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on October 06, 2006, 06:18:36 AM
Another one bites the dust! Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 06, 2006, 06:33:37 AM
After this, I'm off to bed, so although when I post it it will be the Last Post, I doubt it'll hold ... :)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on October 06, 2006, 06:43:36 AM
Turn up the radio! I gotta have it! Give me some more! Last post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on October 06, 2006, 02:33:56 PM
Symphony of Destruction

hello me it's me again


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 06, 2006, 03:39:09 PM
Symphony of Destruction?  Has my wife been talking to you? :)

And I'm NOT that messy.  I'm just misunderstood.

Last where did I put that?  Here it is under the pile of junk Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 06, 2006, 04:05:15 PM
Here is the October surprise: I take the Last Post.
Oh, you were not surprised? Your problem! But my Last Post (temporarily)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 06, 2006, 04:07:25 PM
It's always a pleasant surprise when you drop in for a Last Post, Swato.
So you'll have to surprise us again and get it back.


Hmm, maybe we should throw an October Surprise party for Qwerty on Monday...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 06, 2006, 04:31:13 PM
I think they would have a very different definition for "October Surprise Party" in Russia.  ;D

Last Post

Edit: "Why, yes, I'm Mr. Kerensky.  What's this?  A giant cake?  For me?!  Wow!  Hang on... I can hear someone inside the cake... Lenin?  Is that you?"

"Surprise!"
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on October 06, 2006, 04:45:26 PM
Stop all this bickering and just give me the...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 06, 2006, 05:07:21 PM
I humbly ask for the Last Post and am willing to give it up anytime.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 06, 2006, 06:27:42 PM
Thank you for willingly giving it up.  I humbly accept and will keep safe.....

The Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on October 06, 2006, 10:04:08 PM
wow 18 pages

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 06, 2006, 10:17:02 PM
18 pages...


TO THE EXTREME!!!!!

Last pop culture co-opted by advertisers Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on October 06, 2006, 11:28:44 PM
Thank you for advertising the...

Last Post.

I accept.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 07, 2006, 01:39:59 AM
Excuse me while my legion of trained muskrats swipe the

Last Post

on my behalf.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 07, 2006, 01:44:03 AM
The muskrats get distracted by a chorus of "Muskrat Love" and I make off with

The Last (Muskrat Love) Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 07, 2006, 01:48:19 AM
Knew I shoulda used trained squirelles instead.

Last trained chordate post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 07, 2006, 03:54:44 AM
And another LPWB clue:

useful in treating dermatitis in certain animals

but may first have to tie them to the

Last Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 07, 2006, 04:07:33 AM
Not the First Post, that was 18 pages ago.

But the Last Post in Siberia - brrr! cold!

Edit: Hey! I'm the last poster in most of the game topics ... Yaaay!

(at least as of 10:18 pm Central Standard Time, Friday, October 6, 2006)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on October 07, 2006, 05:03:45 AM
Hey!  Look what I found.  The...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 07, 2006, 03:12:07 PM
Thank you!

It's mine, now.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 07, 2006, 03:17:46 PM
You have decided though to be magnanimous this morning Bob and hand over to me....

The Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 07, 2006, 03:19:00 PM
Sure!  And then, you may hand the Last Post right back to me.

Thanks! (and You're Welcome!)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 07, 2006, 03:33:26 PM
Ah, but I am not as magnanimous and generous of spirit as you, so as we try to have a Tug-of-War with the last post, I stubbornly and firmly hold on and win

The Last Post


Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 07, 2006, 03:38:20 PM
Yes, you DID get the Last Post.

Or DID you?  :)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 07, 2006, 04:09:52 PM
This is the last post before I go silent for a week...

Last gettingsilent Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 07, 2006, 04:10:45 PM
You'll be missed!  So, I will leave the Last Post to you .... (oops!)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 07, 2006, 04:12:30 PM
And I'm taking it with a thank you...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 08, 2006, 02:13:19 AM
As you will be gone for a week Kiyo (it is weird calling you that, I am used to Singi), I will be glad to take excellent care of the Last Post for you.

Last (taking care of it) Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on October 08, 2006, 02:36:48 AM
I believe it is time for me to take the Last Post for good sweet kind master, until he comes here.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on October 08, 2006, 02:46:51 AM
Aha, the...

Last Post

is again mine.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 08, 2006, 02:51:23 AM
Thank you for holding onto it, now I need to take back

The Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 08, 2006, 04:05:12 AM
You've been oh-so kind, so you may keep the Last Post for yourself.

Ooops, again!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on October 08, 2006, 06:25:21 AM
 :oops:

Bob lets the...

Last Post

slip from his hand.  Finding it lying on the ground, I pick it up.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 08, 2006, 08:42:15 AM
That is what YOU think:  I cannot sleep, apparently, so I will take it* back.


_______________

* The Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on October 08, 2006, 04:26:19 PM
Kiyo's away for a week? Must be some hangover...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 08, 2006, 05:29:07 PM
Up and at'em already - I just can't seem to sleep in, either...

Oh, and Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 08, 2006, 07:19:23 PM
You are getting sleepy, very sleepy, and you want to hand over the last post to me.

Last (hypnotized) post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 09, 2006, 12:42:08 AM
ROAR!

mine.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 09, 2006, 12:52:05 AM
Oh no no no no no my dear sibling

you cannot just walk in here and take the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 09, 2006, 01:55:14 AM
Attempting group (entire monastery) hypnotism.  You ALL are getting sleepy, very, very, sleepy.  Now repeat after me, "I will give Vita the last post".

Okay, on the count of three you will wake up relaxed and refreshed
one-two-three snap!

And Vita takes away The Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 09, 2006, 02:09:31 AM
Actually, I DO feel refreshed, now

(hard work will do that)

Refreshed enough to walk ALL the way down to the end of the fence, and touch the very Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 09, 2006, 02:38:08 AM
Well, as you are just touching the last post and not keeping it, I will keep it for you.

Keeping The Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 09, 2006, 02:41:43 AM
Alas.  I am now stationed on a lonely stretch at the edge of no-man's land.  It overlooks the wasteland between the two front lines' trenches.

It is at the very end of the line; rather the Last Post-ing
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on October 09, 2006, 02:48:10 AM
20 pages of the...

Last Post

Which, BTW, is now mine.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on October 09, 2006, 02:51:31 AM
Taking the Last Post, just to see how long it will stay...

My Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 09, 2006, 02:55:04 AM
The world ending in flames.  Mushroom-clouds sprout all around.

I am the last postman, delivering what is likely the very Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on October 09, 2006, 06:22:29 AM
Thank you for delivering the...

Last Post

to me.  I now scuttle down into my bomb shelter and hide.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 09, 2006, 02:29:36 PM
Grey corners Aphos in his shelter wearing a radation-proof hazmat suit, steals the

Last Post

and runs the other way.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 09, 2006, 03:08:19 PM
In light of this morning's news out of N. Korea, Bob's, Aphos' and Grey's last posts are eerily prophetic.

I sadly take, the last prophetic post.

:'(
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on October 09, 2006, 04:44:55 PM
Ah, behold the...

Last Post

for it is mine.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on October 09, 2006, 04:49:15 PM
wave bye-bye to it y'all

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 09, 2006, 05:05:30 PM
I'll take it with me when I leave (for today).
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on October 09, 2006, 07:47:30 PM
Last Post (and Happy Birthday Qwerty. or was that yesterday? It's all a blur...)


Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on October 09, 2006, 09:59:12 PM
Qwerty's birthday was yesterday so in honor I will accept the

Last Post
(and I can provide circular reasoning as to why I should have it)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on October 09, 2006, 10:11:08 PM
I take a walk down by the beach, and what is this I spy lying on the sea shore? Why its the Last Post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 09, 2006, 11:06:45 PM
Oh, I am so envious that you can take a walk on the beach, I only get there about once a year.  I am so envious in fact, that I will relieve you of...

The Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on October 09, 2006, 11:39:19 PM
Look what I have found
Laid on the ground before me
I take the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 10, 2006, 01:26:35 AM
Ah, but it was a counterfeit post, placed there by some unscrupulous person intent on deceiving you.

I find and pick up the genuine

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 10, 2006, 02:38:21 AM
Oh dear, you seem to have dropped the

Last post,

I think I'll have to take it for safe keeping...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on October 10, 2006, 02:43:08 AM
Is it real, or is it just an illusion?  Can any of us tell for sure?

But, in my reality, I have the...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 10, 2006, 03:27:33 AM
I went to see a friend, today, at his office.

He was not in, so I left him a note.

I used the Last Post-it to write it
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on October 10, 2006, 05:18:23 AM
I thought it was Monday, the 9th...for the QBD.

We're in too many time zones and countries for me to keep it straight.

Nevertheless, I will hereby claim the Last Post of Birthdayish Goodness (and CAKE) in honor of the Admirable Admiral Qwerty.

Last Post (with 14 candles)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 10, 2006, 03:13:08 PM
The 9th is done, so the Last Post reverts back into circulation.

And I take a break from recaffeinating myself to say...

Last mmmmm... coffee... Post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on October 10, 2006, 05:30:56 PM
Ah, the heck with being witty...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on October 10, 2006, 05:48:40 PM
Quote from: Sibling Chatty on October 10, 2006, 05:18:23 AM
I thought it was Monday, the 9th...for the QBD.

We're in too many time zones and countries for me to keep it straight.

Nevertheless, I will hereby claim the Last Post of Birthdayish Goodness (and CAKE) in honor of the Admirable Admiral Qwerty.

Last Post (with 14 candles)



maybe it was the 9th-- I am bad with dates-- save me some cake

I'll keep up with the
Last Post for now




Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 10, 2006, 06:46:24 PM
No cake for me... I'm still stuffed with turkey (thereby completing the circle of life... or something like that).

Last now I'm not so sure if "the circle of life" just means "eating stuffed things" Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 10, 2006, 08:02:34 PM
Now we just have to stuff you in bread.... 
Bbq boghog buns ;D

Last Chinese Bakery Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 10, 2006, 08:39:26 PM
Touche.  I guess it could only be considered "completing the circle of life" if I did what you said (minus the BBQ part - sounds unpleasant for the BBQee), or if I were made out of bread myself.

Last I wonder what it would be like to be made out of bread Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 10, 2006, 08:41:20 PM
Ok, not much time, but enough to take the

Last Post

PS: and you keep talking about food/cannibalism?
o_O
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 10, 2006, 09:07:51 PM
Note to interested cannibals: I am in the midst of a "retox" diet* that will likely reduce my nutritive value for you.  In addition, my high caffeine content is not recommended for cannibals with high blood pressure or other cardiovascular problems.  You should not eat me.

Last that takes care of that Post



*as opposed to a "detox" diet - my version wards off disease by making my body as inhospitable a place for viruses as possible.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Black Spot on October 11, 2006, 01:04:19 AM
Methinks me cook only prepares retox food.

Meanwhile the Last Post be mine.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 11, 2006, 03:12:21 AM
Even better is dehab food & bevvies....

B-day's coming up, so I should check into a dehab centre for a couple of days.  ;D

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on October 11, 2006, 03:54:36 AM
Simply Last Post.

Nothing more or less.

L
A
S
T

P
O
S
T
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 11, 2006, 04:02:49 AM
Went to tour a shirt factory, the other day.

I noticed that the lasts for the shirts were stored on a tall pole, held with pins, next to each sewing machine.

I suppose this would make that tall pole, the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 11, 2006, 04:08:54 AM
I am tired, I am going to go to sleep, and take with me

The Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 11, 2006, 04:14:30 AM
In racing, there are initial try-out heats.  If you win that, you get the pole-position.  Sometimes referred to as the First Post.  But, they rarely talk about the car that looses to all the others' in the trials.

That car would get the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 11, 2006, 04:30:53 AM
Reminds me of horse racing.  I've always wanted to see a horse race live (and maybe place a few bets ;)), but the track near me has funky hours - it opens early and closes early.  We tried to go a while back, some friends and me, one Saturday.  I heard that the first post time was at noon, so we figured we'd get there at a fashionable three o'clock.  But when we pulled into the parking lot, it was empty - only three hours and we'd already missed the last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 11, 2006, 04:40:41 AM
In a future-world, where Things Are Different, all persons delivering personal snail-mail have become female-type persons.

All except for the very Last Post-man
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on October 11, 2006, 04:53:50 AM
Ah, yes.  The...

Last Post.

So good, so good.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 11, 2006, 05:01:15 AM
Not long after World War Three, wherein N. Korea, in a snit, blew up a couple of cities in S. Korea, who retaliated and it escalated from there, the Angel Gabral was looking down on earth.

The Angel sighed, and said:

"At Last. 

Post-apocolypse is here"
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 11, 2006, 11:47:01 AM
Ah, poppets, I am up and about early, so early, that I will sneak in here and take....

The Last Post

Whilst drinking my morning ambrosia.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 11, 2006, 01:44:22 PM
When you say "poppet", I think valve (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poppet_valve):

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/23/Poppetvalve.jpg)

And Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on October 11, 2006, 02:00:17 PM
And Ambrosia is a brand of rice here.

I think Sibling Lambicus has been using cheap gasoline on his valve, it's got black deposity bits.

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on October 11, 2006, 02:09:11 PM
when we start calling petrol "gasoline" it is probably time to pack it all in. So this will have to be the

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 11, 2006, 03:17:08 PM
Why is it called gas, when it is actually liquid?
Over here it is called Benzin, although not after Mr. Benz, one of the fathers of the modern automobile (=car).
Last benzene Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 11, 2006, 03:33:11 PM
And why is it called petrol if it's not made of seabirds?  ???

Side note, does Texas stand for Toluene, Ethylbenzene, Xylenes and Associated Substances?

Last BTEX Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 11, 2006, 04:05:20 PM
Could be, could be.

Fun fact: did you know the first oil well in Canada is in Ontario?

Quote from: beagle on October 11, 2006, 02:00:17 PM
I think Sibling Lambicus has been using cheap gasoline on his valve, it's got black deposity bits.

It hasn't been the same since they went to unleaded.

Quote from: goat starer on October 11, 2006, 02:09:11 PM
when we start calling petrol "gasoline" it is probably time to pack it all in.

You can start calling it "go juice" or "rotten dinosaurs" if you like.   ;D

Or just call it "last post".
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 11, 2006, 04:30:19 PM
My canary bird has drunk petrol
What happened then?
It flew like mad round the lamp several times and then dropped to the ground.
Dead?
No, it just had run out of gas.

That joke is older than I am and I would not recommend to try it for real. Better take the Last Post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on October 11, 2006, 08:07:20 PM
Quote from: goat starer on October 11, 2006, 02:09:11 PM
when we start calling petrol "gasoline" it is probably time to pack it all in. So this will have to be the

last post

Sorry, my automatic translation kicks in sometimes.

petrol -> gasoline
tomarto -> tomayto
Conservative -> liberal


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on October 11, 2006, 10:30:39 PM
As it should be, the...

Last Post

is mine.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 11, 2006, 10:45:13 PM
I thought so too, but now I'm not so sure.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 12, 2006, 04:14:44 AM
There used to be marketed a breakfast drink, called "Postum".  It was a pretty bitter liquid, similar to coffee, but without any of coffee's benefits.

The Postum company eventually went out of business, and eventulally, on the store shelves there was only a single container left:

The Last Post-um
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on October 12, 2006, 06:25:02 AM
Arrrggghhhh, you guys and your linkies...

I spent two hours reading about poppets and valves and things that linked to poppets and valves and was late to the stuff I had to go do because I mas still sitting at the computer when my ride came...

So, I was late getting home, and it's later now so this needs to be the

Last Post (with extra knowledge)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 12, 2006, 07:37:29 AM
Walking along main street, in a VERY small town.  In fact it was so small, that it only had 2 streets:  Main Street, and the Hiway, which was at right-angles to Main.  The only street light is at that intersection.  As for which hiway, it's number is long forgotten; everyone just calls it "the hiway".

I was walking along Main, late one evening, counting the Street Lights.  When I was very small, they were powered by gas, and we called them Lamp Posts, then.

But, alas, as I kept walking, I came to the Last Lamp Post in town.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 12, 2006, 01:35:39 PM
Quote from: Sibling Chatty on October 12, 2006, 06:25:02 AM
Arrrggghhhh, you guys and your linkies...

I spent two hours reading about poppets and valves and things that linked to poppets and valves and was late to the stuff I had to go do because I mas still sitting at the computer when my ride came...

Terribly sorry, Sibling Auntie... but you do have a little clock in the corner of your screen, don't you?   ;)

Last it could've been worse - I could have posted a link to www.howstuffworks.com ... oh... wait... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 12, 2006, 02:36:54 PM
So... how long until we see howstuffonmycatworks.com?



Last Postmanteaurl
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 12, 2006, 02:44:53 PM
No, we don't endorse cruelty towards certain animals including cats.

Those who do will be hung at the Last Post (with their belts... not necessarily around their neck).

Lasty nasty Postaly
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 12, 2006, 03:04:58 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on October 12, 2006, 02:36:54 PM
So... how long until we see howstuffonmycatworks.com?
I'm skipping that step and going straight for howstuffonmycatsthatlooklikehitlerinsinksworks.com

;D

Last keep Swato away from my belt Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on October 12, 2006, 04:04:56 PM
Quote from: Bob the Unbeliever on October 12, 2006, 04:14:44 AM
There used to be marketed a breakfast drink, called "Postum".  It was a pretty bitter liquid, similar to coffee, but without any of coffee's benefits.

The Postum company eventually went out of business, and eventulally, on the store shelves there was only a single container left:

The Last Post-um

Must be wishful thinking, sibling...
http://www.farawayfoods.com/postum.html
Here is a source, you haven't had your Last Post-um after all.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on October 12, 2006, 04:06:42 PM
Quote from: Bob the Unbeliever on October 12, 2006, 04:14:44 AM
There used to be marketed a breakfast drink, called "Postum".  It was a pretty bitter liquid, similar to coffee, but without any of coffee's benefits.

The Postum company eventually went out of business, and eventulally, on the store shelves there was only a single container left:

The Last Post-um

I can get you some Postum-- really several jars-- not sure how old it is though, wouldn't drink it even if fresh  but you could construct some sort of instalation art with them
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 12, 2006, 04:34:10 PM
Something like this?

(http://www.canstruction.org/images/2005winners/Octopus.jpg)

(see more at www.canstruction.org)

Last Post-um Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 12, 2006, 05:29:25 PM
Quote from: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 11, 2006, 01:44:22 PM
When you say "poppet", I think valve (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poppet_valve):

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/23/Poppetvalve.jpg)

And Last Post.


I had no idea that poppet was also a valve, I learn something new here every day Lambi.  In my family we have always used poppets to mean "Dears" or "Dear Ones".  When I went to see POTC and heard Capt. Jack Sparrow say "Allo Poppets", I just about choked on my popcorn I was laughing so hard.

Last (I learn something new here every day) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 12, 2006, 06:33:00 PM
Quote from: Vita Curator on October 12, 2006, 05:29:25 PM
I had no idea that poppet was also a valve, I learn something new here every day Lambi.

It's amazing the things (mostly useless, but still amusing to me) that I learned in high school tech.  I know I learned a heck of a lot more about logic and binary math in my digital electronics course than I ever did in "math" class (fun fact: did you know that you can build any logic gate out of a collection of NAND gates?).


Last they used to call me "useless trivia guy" Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 12, 2006, 07:55:37 PM
I remember designing a calculator with logical gates until I found the chip that did it (for my materials class in Electronic Engineering) ;).

Last lazy (and cheaper) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 12, 2006, 08:06:16 PM
Neat!

I designed an PC-based theatre lighting control system as a high school project (I did the hardware and the procedures to let the computer talk to it, and the other guys did the fancy pretty user interface).

I designed it to be scalable up to 255 circuits and built the boards to control 2 circuits as a "proof of concept" for class using wire-wrap.  I thought of trying to make a go selling them, but I quickly found out that the prototype stage would have been cost prohibitive for a high school student (the one local manufacturer who was willing to talk to us wanted $3000 just to set up the equipment to print the circuit boards).

Last and like that my dreams of being a theatre lighting equipment tycoon went "poof" Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 12, 2006, 08:14:22 PM
255 circuits?  That's not a bad size for a small computer-fired fireworks control board, which would presumably be even easier. Not what the big boys use, but WANT computer controls! Beats a nail-board or even buttons.

(not doing shows anymore, though)


Last Pyro Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on October 12, 2006, 08:43:15 PM
From the ashes, I recover the...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 12, 2006, 09:11:39 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on October 12, 2006, 08:14:22 PM
255 circuits?  That's not a bad size for a small computer-fired fireworks control board, which would presumably be even easier.

Yeah, much easier.  The tricky thing about the lighting controller was that it had to have variable output (0-12 V analog in 255 steps).  If you're triggering pyro stuff, you only need on/off.

And maybe not even any kind of memory.  So that the computer would'nt have to constantly refresh every circuit output (and so the lights wouldn't go out if the computer got bogged down), I put an 8-bit data latch on each one.  If you've only got to switch each circuit once and only once, you could probably go with something quite a bit simpler.

But alas, my hardware interface programming skills became obsolete when Windows 95 took over.  I don't even know how to reference a serial or parallel port any more, and stuff like USB is completely foreign to me.

Last time marches on Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on October 12, 2006, 09:12:41 PM
Quote from: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 12, 2006, 01:35:39 PM
Quote from: Sibling Chatty on October 12, 2006, 06:25:02 AM
Arrrggghhhh, you guys and your linkies...

I spent two hours reading about poppets and valves and things that linked to poppets and valves and was late to the stuff I had to go do because I mas still sitting at the computer when my ride came...

Terribly sorry, Sibling Auntie... but you do have a little clock in the corner of your screen, don't you?   ;)

Last it could've been worse - I could have posted a link to www.howstuffworks.com ... oh... wait... Post

Uncle Dan has anticipated that one. He blocks it on my computer if i have anything I have to do. It's always the first link on a new computer...

And this is the Last (You're supposed to LOOK at the clock?) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 13, 2006, 01:56:07 AM
Quote from: Quasimodo (The Meromorph) on October 12, 2006, 04:04:56 PM

Must be wishful thinking, sibling...
http://www.farawayfoods.com/postum.html
Here is a source, you haven't had your Last Post-um after all.

LOL! I was sorely tempted to Google to see if that horrible stuff was still around. (Imagine the worst cup of coffee you've ever had.  Remove ALL the caffene.  Make it MORE bitter.  Postum was worse, if my memory serves ...)  I had not seen it in the stores for years and years ... so I assumed it was kaput.

's what I get for ASSuming ... :eye-roll:

Oh, and since I'm at the end, Last of my Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 13, 2006, 05:32:19 AM
Ewww, a bitter pseudo-coffee without caffeine?  Sounds "orrible".   I'm glad I never heard of the stuff, give me my french roast any day, every day.

Last (why would you drink that stuff) post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on October 13, 2006, 05:35:40 AM
If you want a real pick-me-up, try Swedish coffee, brewed to Swedish strength.  Zowie.

Anyway...Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on October 13, 2006, 08:43:11 AM
Oh, I don't know, I reckon Turkish coffee is just the thing - plus it helps you by bending your spoon to make it easy to pick up the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on October 13, 2006, 09:17:03 AM
Last uncaff Post (with no coffee) :rockon:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 13, 2006, 12:44:52 PM
Very cold this morning and I refuse to turn the heat on yet, but I shouldn't complain when I see what Kat is going through today in her neck of the woods.

Last (Brr is winter coming already?) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 13, 2006, 02:15:32 PM
We turned the furnace on yesterday.

I'm looking forward to winter.  City-stopping blizzards aside, I still generally think of "snow" as something that implies "play".   ;D

Last besides, the way things are going, we might not have it in a few decades Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 13, 2006, 03:13:07 PM
20°C in mid-October doesn't look like winter to me yet.

Winter it will be when I freeze at Last while leaning to a Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 13, 2006, 04:33:35 PM
Just passing through to take the last post...

Not back in Germany yet, but spending some time in a net-cafe gave me the idea to stop by...

Will be fully online on Monday...

Till then:

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on October 13, 2006, 04:39:39 PM
So nice here in AR this am
low 40's, clear and absolutely perfect

I can't wait until it really cools down

now what would make the day even better?
OH the Last Post
for me
well    OK  i accept
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 13, 2006, 04:57:05 PM
Farenheit confuses me.  I can do quick conversions in my head, but temperature doesn't really have any meaning for me until I translate it to Celsius (or "real" as I think of it).

Of course, my major beef with Imperial measurement is with pounds - why oh why did you have to use the same name for your force and mass units?  Didn't you realize you were consigning generations of engineers to use units like "slugs per foot" and "poundals"?

They're forecasting a high of 8 here... or 46 for the folks to the South.  :-)

Last "low 40s" means hot-like-Death-Valley to me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on October 13, 2006, 05:01:10 PM
do they use stone where you are? do they use it anywhere now- or is everyone using kilos?

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 13, 2006, 06:57:03 PM
No, not stone, but pounds are still fairly common (do Americans use "stone"?  I've only heard the term from British sources).  And yards/feet/inches (but not miles) for length.

Last crazy mess of metric and Imperial Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on October 13, 2006, 08:39:21 PM
nope Americans use pounds and ounces and degrees F.

I'd only heard it from British too- guess I was putting that together with using celsius and was thinking Europe, course Britian is not the all of Europe.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 13, 2006, 09:44:37 PM
Pounds for people, produce, meat, and things in bags (anything from sugar to sand).

Ounces for steaks, and consumer amounts of pot in BC (Alberta uses grams; BC also uses kg).  Grams for small amounts of dry goods like pasta, cereal, spices, and hard drugs AFAIK.  Not sure on 'shrooms.

All small liquid measurements in ml/litres, except portable gasoline cans, large water jugs, coffee and fountain pop (both oz and ml).... larger measurements in gallons.  Propane in USWG.  Large oilpatch tanks are in bbl.   Meters are overtaking yards for length, but feet and inches are still most popular, particularily for height.

That's consumer/colloquial use, mind you, not official.

Last mishmash post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 13, 2006, 09:59:13 PM
I'm not sure if people count as "meat" or "things in bags".  Depends on the fashion sense of the person in question, I suppose.   :)

One interesting event happened during the switchover from Imperial to metric when the wrong conversion factor was used to calculate the fuel load for an airliner (the plane ended up landing on a runway that had been converted into a racetrack... while a race was in progress.  The whole story is here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gimli_Glider)).

And there was that whole Mars Polar Lander thing too.  Common units would make everything simpler.  And they'd mean we'd only have to buy one set of tools to work on our cars.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 14, 2006, 01:32:19 AM
True, though I sort of like pounds and things like that. But that's what I was raised with, so go figure.

About 75* F around here. :D I love it like this, if it was like this all year 'round, I'd never leave.

Last Mmmm-nice-weather Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 14, 2006, 02:27:38 AM
Unified fasteners in cars?  What EVER is a shade-tree mechanic to do, if there ISN'T a mish-mash of English/Metric bolt-heads to strip off?  Sometimes a mix of the two on the same engine.  CERTAINLY within the car.

At least for cars sold here in the USofA, since the 80's or so.  At that time, the "big three" automakers began to outsource their engines, who used metric-only fasteners.  But, the USA-made car bodies were still being assembled with Imperial fasteners.

Still being done like this today ...

Last Bolt--err--Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 14, 2006, 02:22:39 PM
Just running in to quickly and breathlessly grab...

The Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 14, 2006, 06:13:52 PM
Quote from: Bob the Unbeliever on October 14, 2006, 02:27:38 AM
Unified fasteners in cars?  What EVER is a shade-tree mechanic to do, if there ISN'T a mish-mash of English/Metric bolt-heads to strip off?  Sometimes a mix of the two on the same engine.  CERTAINLY within the car.

When I went to replace my tie rod ends a few weeks ago, I found out that my car has a mix of metric and footric on the same PART.

Last Torx-head fasteners are still my favourite, though Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 14, 2006, 06:56:33 PM
Quote from: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 14, 2006, 06:13:52 PM

When I went to replace my tie rod ends a few weeks ago, I found out that my car has a mix of metric and footric on the same PART.

Last Torx-head fasteners are still my favourite, though Post.

On the SAME PART?  ya gotta LOVE-IT!  I must ALSO ask, "WHAT were the Design Engineers THINKING?"

I would agree:  Torx are the bomb!  Either hollow-type or the "reversed" type.  Both hold well, and don't strip (they will usually break at the shank, which is usually easier to fix than a stripped head)

Have you seen the new "tamper-proof" torx fasiners?  They are the hollow-type, with a small pin in the center.  Take a special hollow torx tool.  (Or a correctly-sized drill bit to drill out the little pin ... :eye-roll: )

Last Torx-bolt Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on October 14, 2006, 09:55:56 PM
Last of the Red Hot Posters here, claiming the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 14, 2006, 11:30:28 PM
Quote from: Bob the Unbeliever on October 14, 2006, 06:56:33 PM
I would agree:  Torx are the bomb!  Either hollow-type or the "reversed" type.  Both hold well, and don't strip (they will usually break at the shank, which is usually easier to fix than a stripped head)

Actually, I was being sarcastic about Torx bolts - it's why I've got ANOTHER set of bits in my toolbox.

Last and as a Canadian if I don't say that Robertson is the best screw head type they revoke my passport Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 15, 2006, 06:42:47 AM
Last (brief) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 15, 2006, 02:04:52 PM
Just swinging in to grab

The Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 15, 2006, 05:57:56 PM
Pinching the Last Post, eh?


Not on my watch! I shall have to retrieve the

Last Post

from you, and put you in the clinker.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on October 15, 2006, 07:43:07 PM
Taking the Last Post with me.

You guys are gonna upset it's tummy grabbin' it and runnin' like that... ;)

My Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 15, 2006, 07:48:05 PM
My tummie is fine

for now

Last I will be hungry Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on October 15, 2006, 09:58:36 PM
Last (iterated) Post

Last Post
Last Post
Last Post
Last Post
Last Post
Last Post
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 15, 2006, 10:54:57 PM
Oh no you don't me matey, I'll just be relieving you of the responsibility of .....

The Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 15, 2006, 11:00:35 PM
T
h
e

L
a
s
t

P
o
s
t
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on October 16, 2006, 03:12:22 AM
Thank you for the lovely elongated Last Post.

It was truly beautiful. I'll just take it with...

Safekeeping, you know. Nothing's too safe for the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 16, 2006, 04:25:26 AM
A safe?
______
|--------|
|---O---|
|______|

Last I forgot the combination Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 16, 2006, 05:17:35 AM
That's not a safe! THIS is a safe

________


  :OD


________

I see you've played safey-clowny before


Ah well, I'll take the

L
A
S
T

P
O
S
T
!

While my clown-safe distracts you.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on October 16, 2006, 07:31:28 AM
And i'll take the Last Post while everybody's asleep!!

Last Post of Sleepiness...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 16, 2006, 02:05:21 PM
Quote from: Aphos on October 15, 2006, 09:58:36 PM
Last (iterated) Post

Last (recursive) Post

Last Last Last Last Last Last Post Post Post Post Post Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 16, 2006, 02:38:40 PM
This is the last post...

Over...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on October 16, 2006, 02:44:45 PM
What's the vector Victor?


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 16, 2006, 04:45:49 PM
Roger, Roger.

I am serious.  And don't call me Shirley.

Last Airplane Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 16, 2006, 05:27:06 PM
Do we have that nice little word censor here too :daz:?
That was so much fun at our old location.
Bring back the tea, chocolate, beer, rum and all the other good stuff!
Last make tea not prawn Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 16, 2006, 05:32:22 PM
I could use a beer...

Or rum...

I think I have some beer and sliwowitz in the freezer...

Last wheresmybooze Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 16, 2006, 09:11:50 PM
There was frost on the grass this morning.  Winter is coming.

Last or has come already, if you're kat Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 16, 2006, 09:25:42 PM
Hmph.  Snowing all bloody day today.  Glad I got out for a last hike (and other associated activities) on the weekend.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on October 16, 2006, 10:37:06 PM
Ok I am going to try and sound all spooky and such here now with this one

everyone stand back and prepare to be awed


LLLaaaasssst  Pooooooooooost
[/size][/color]

ok so I'm just big on build up
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 17, 2006, 12:38:43 AM
Planting a net to catch

The Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 17, 2006, 02:12:38 AM
Swinging down from the trees, calling out my best "Tarzan Yell" and swinging back out again with....

The Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 17, 2006, 09:35:42 AM
Watch out there's a tree in your way!!!

:Watching Vita hit a tree and dropping the Last Post:

Thanks

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 17, 2006, 01:42:04 PM
Wait for the next generation Tarzan wielding a chainsaw and singing "Lumberjacks are here again!"

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 17, 2006, 04:11:00 PM
Breaking the high heels of the Tarzan lumberjack and taking the last ppost...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 17, 2006, 11:33:36 PM
Последний Столб *




____________________

* Russian for "Last Post" courtesy of Bablefish (http://babelfish.altavista.com)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 17, 2006, 11:36:36 PM
Introducing Tarzan to Jane and whilst he is busy, sneaking off with.....

The Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 17, 2006, 11:38:28 PM
Laatste Post*



_____________________

English to Dutch



Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 18, 2006, 01:12:22 AM
I hope you don't mind if I use the standardized English to take this

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 18, 2006, 01:31:13 AM
English to German:   Letzter Pfosten
German to French:   Dernier Poste
French to Portuguese:   Último Posto
Portuguese to English:   Last Rank
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 18, 2006, 10:31:15 AM
I'll just take the Last Post and move along...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on October 18, 2006, 01:52:37 PM
English to traditional Chinese  - 前個崗位

Traditional Chinese to English - First Post  ???

Weird so Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 18, 2006, 02:03:50 PM
English to Italian: Ultimo alberino
Italian to English: Last starter shaft


So many of E.Raser's posts make sense to me now.

Last starter shaft Post

Edit:
English to Italian: Ultimo albero del dispositivo d'avviamento
Italian to English: Last tree of the starter device
English to Italian: Ultimo albero del dispositivo del dispositivo d'avviamento
Italian to English: Last tree of the device of the starter device
English to Italian: Ultimo albero del dispositivo del dispositivo del dispositivo d'avviamento
Italian to English: Last tree of the device of the device of the starter device

Oh dear... I sense an ever-lengthening phrase.  If we continue, it will eventually consume the world.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 18, 2006, 02:09:31 PM
Posledni Sloup

Last czech Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 18, 2006, 04:03:18 PM
Norwegian would probably be
siste posten or den siste post

Last Es steht ein Soldat am Wolga-Strand Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 18, 2006, 05:28:24 PM
All I know in Norvegian is Skol...

And I even think I wrote it wrong...

Last cheers Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on October 19, 2006, 01:43:03 AM
Last Post??

Nah, I know me better than that.

Last (for now, I gotta finish fixin' supper) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 19, 2006, 04:32:20 AM
tsoP tsaL <--> Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 19, 2006, 11:12:31 AM
L
A
S
TPOST
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 19, 2006, 01:19:13 PM
LAS
T---P
OOO
S---T
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 19, 2006, 01:38:51 PM
for A=1, B=2, etc:


12 1 19 20 16 15 19 20
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 19, 2006, 02:06:43 PM
Let
All
Siblings
Tremble

Precious
Oil
Spoiled
Today
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 19, 2006, 02:42:55 PM
No more playing, give me the Last Post

L:Ast P:Ost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on October 19, 2006, 02:50:36 PM
SLAP TOTS
SLAP TOST
LAPS TOTS
LAPS TOST
ALPS TOTS
ALPS TOST
PALS TOTS
PALS TOST
SLAPS TOT
SPLATS TO
PLATS SOT
SPLAT SOT
PLAT TOSS
PLAT SOTS
SALTS TOP
SALTS OPT
SALTS POT
LASTS TOP
LASTS OPT
LASTS POT
SLATS TOP
SLATS OPT
SLATS POT
SALT STOP
SALT POTS
SALT SPOT
SALT POST
SALT TOPS
SALT OPTS
SLAT STOP
SLAT POTS
SLAT SPOT
SLAT POST
SLAT TOPS
SLAT OPTS
LAST STOP
LAST POTS
LAST SPOT
LAST POST
LAST TOPS
LAST OPTS
PASTS LOT
SPATS LOT
TAPS SLOT
TAPS LOTS
TAPS LOST
SPAT SLOT
SPAT LOTS
SPAT LOST
PATS SLOT
PATS LOTS
PATS LOST
PAST SLOT
PAST LOTS
PAST LOST
APT SLOTS
TAP SLOTS
PAT SLOTS
STATS POL
STATS LOP
SAT PLOTS
STAT POLS
STAT LOPS
STAT SLOP
TATS POLS
TATS LOPS
TATS SLOP
TAT SLOPS

the last post must be in there somewhere!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 19, 2006, 04:07:43 PM
Did anyone revive the LPWB? There was a hint in another thread but I do not see any signs here.
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 19, 2006, 08:14:52 PM
(cue spooky music)

There will be no signs.

There will be no warning.

Nobody will know where the LPWB will strike next...

Actually, I have no idea.

Last Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 20, 2006, 01:52:15 AM
Using ASCII, and in binary:

1001100
1000001
1010011
1010100

1010000
1001111
1010011
1010100
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 20, 2006, 03:40:29 AM
Recap on LPWB


Solve the clue in the spot the ball competition for an extra two points.

Last revive-the-LPWB Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 20, 2006, 04:55:14 AM
Quote from: NoName on October 20, 2006, 03:40:29 AM
Recap on LPWB


  • Two syllables.
  • Can be used as a preventative measure and may be required of people entering the Monastery.
  • For the English amongst us, Beagle could take trip to the Fitzwilliam Museum to obtain a hint but would have to follow the trail to a London gallery; If anyone solves this clue, I'll eat my toenails.
  • useful in treating dermatitis in certain animals
  • Apparently the LPW is not a good idea of you are diabetic; Sorry DD, I'm sure it is something that would appeal to you.
  • I suggest when someone gets the LPW we place it in the entrance hall.
  • *** spots how dusty that last post was and takes care of it ***
    LPWB CLUE
  • Quote from: Agujjim on October 05, 2006, 03:06:16 AM
    brainwash?
    Both syllables true to type but unfortunately also wrong.
  • On the Grand Entrance of The Swatopluk I hope you took your shoes off on the way in....

Solve the clue in the spot the ball competition for an extra two points.

Last revive-the-LPWB Post

Let's not.

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 20, 2006, 11:29:03 AM
I'm way too tired to try solving this...

That's why all I can do is take the Last Post...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 20, 2006, 12:35:20 PM
Last (I'll take a shot at LPWB NoName) Post

?Flea Dip?

These are hard clues!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 20, 2006, 01:33:35 PM
Currently no clear idea. Something with sweet in it maybe?
Could the Fitzwilliam clue be an anagramm?
Otherwise I'd suspect something shower related.
Last clueless Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 20, 2006, 03:32:22 PM
Thinking about going out and buing a bottle of whiskey, but deciding to go there later and first take the last post...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on October 20, 2006, 04:12:28 PM
spent a moment looking at the LPWB but my brain started to bleed. I'm off to try the Times cryptic crossword instead so this will have to be the last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 20, 2006, 04:18:50 PM
I wish just the newspapers that publish cryptic crosswords would publish a beginner's guide to them once in a while.  I look at them, think they might be interesting, but move on because I don't know how the thing works.

Last but there's always sweet sudoku Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on October 20, 2006, 04:31:43 PM
you can buy a guide book at most good book stores and they are great once you get the basics. As I dont like to give out too much good advice I will make this the last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 20, 2006, 04:41:25 PM
Cold, on a middle-morning Friday.  I must make a point to listen to Science Friday on my local NPR station at 1pm today.

Oh! Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 20, 2006, 04:52:22 PM
If you like science shows, you may want to check out Quirks and Quarks on CBC Radio (http://www.cbc.ca/quirks/)... you can listen online through audio streaming, you can download MP3s, and there's a podcast subscription service.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 20, 2006, 04:56:50 PM
Quote from: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 20, 2006, 04:52:22 PM
If you like science shows, you may want to check out Quirks and Quarks on CBC Radio (http://www.cbc.ca/quirks/)... you can listen online through audio streaming, you can download MP3s, and there's a podcast subscription service.

Last Post

Cool!  I'll have to make it a point to listen - perhaps I should toss my ludite-shoes in the closet, and explore podcasting <heh>

Just for that you may keep the last post (oops!)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 20, 2006, 06:07:56 PM
While you think about who has the last post, I'm taking it for safekeeping...

Last keepinitsafe Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on October 20, 2006, 07:42:29 PM
It's edging closer to naptime, so I'll just take the Last Post and a grey lonely dog, and we'll call it even.

LPWB may have to be renamed Stump Swatopluk...with a group effort to come up with unsolvabel words and phrases for him.

But, I still have the Last Post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 20, 2006, 07:47:27 PM
Be very quiet - Chatty's sleeping!

Nobody disturb her while I take the last post and tiptoe away.

Shh!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 20, 2006, 07:50:36 PM
That's why I'm taking it very quietly...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on October 20, 2006, 09:24:26 PM
I win
I win
I win


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on October 20, 2006, 10:34:42 PM
Bleh. Busy day. Still time to take the


Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 20, 2006, 11:06:21 PM
Is it the weekend yet?   ???



Maybe after the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 21, 2006, 04:54:18 AM
Monty Python's Flying Circus.  John Cleese (dressed in drag, of course) is telling us about his Theory that is Mine, this Theory.   That I have.  My Theory that belongs to me, is as follows *ahem* *ahem*.

My Theory, by A.L.

All Brontosaurus are thin at one end, much much thicker, and then thin at the other end.

Last theory Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on October 21, 2006, 05:55:41 AM
Awake long enough to take the Last Post, allowing it to Spot the Ball on the way back to sleep.

Last Post to bed, with the ball in hand.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 21, 2006, 02:05:27 PM
I hope it wasn't us who woke you up...

Last sweetdreams Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 21, 2006, 05:04:53 PM
First Last Post of Saturday Morning
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on October 21, 2006, 05:31:01 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 21, 2006, 02:05:27 PM
I hope it wasn't us who woke you up...

Last sweetdreams Post

It was Spencer. He spotted the Ball, and was almost ready to play, he just needed Mom for those opposable thumbs and ball tossing abilities.

However, he also wanted Mom to have the

Last Post ;D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 21, 2006, 05:44:03 PM
I hope he wouldn't mind if I take the Last Post for a short while...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 22, 2006, 03:06:24 AM
I take the Last Post merely to give you more LPWB clues. I'm generous like that.

Clue: Agujjim almost got it with brainwash.

Both parts of the word were so nearly correct if viewed as individual sort of words, just wrong.

New clue: syllable one: you are going to kick yourself when you get the answer. syllable two: a spa city in England.

New clue: the title of the painting in spot the ball contains the word

Now I've earned my right to take the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on October 22, 2006, 03:53:33 AM
Birdbath??

If that's right, i'll be shocked.

But, the Last Post is MINE!! For the moment...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 22, 2006, 04:08:22 AM
Steven Write, the master of the one-liner jokes is on Comedy Central.

Funny stuff.

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 22, 2006, 09:46:37 AM
It's weekend and nothing to do but taking the Last Post (ok, there is lots of things to do including writing a few more pages for my thesis but at the moment...)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 22, 2006, 12:11:07 PM
Thinking hard...

Last nothought Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 22, 2006, 01:36:11 PM
Early Sunday morning (for me).  Had sufficient sleep, so-- what else, but to log-on to the Toadfishes?

Oh, and 2nd First-Last Post on Sunday.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 22, 2006, 06:17:42 PM
Middle evening over here, so it's time to take the Last Post again.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 22, 2006, 09:09:04 PM
Okay, NoName, I am almost positive that the second syllable has got to be Bath, as to the first syllable, I have no idea.   ARGHH, this is hard.

Last (I have no idea) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 22, 2006, 09:49:57 PM
Last (I have no time for games I do not understand and have no wish to learn) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 22, 2006, 10:17:15 PM
I admit that no clue is good for me.

wait, there is one coming..

Oh yeah!

Las Post
:mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on October 22, 2006, 11:02:28 PM
I sneak in and take the...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 22, 2006, 11:17:23 PM
Not so fast - I may be cooking dinner, but I still have time to slip over and


Last dinner Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 23, 2006, 01:26:02 AM
Enjoy your dinner. In the mean time I will take the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 23, 2006, 02:54:25 AM
Bath is correct.

clue for first syllable: cattle are often suspicious of conventional baths
(an article [14 February 1998
Laura Spinney] revealing the word is in a popular publication

message for Bob-the-U - LPWB may not be defined as a game; maybe it is an addiction and best avoided

after all this Last Post is not a game
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 23, 2006, 03:11:21 AM
FOOTBATH! ("You are going to kick yourself when you get the answer")

And boy do I have BIG Feet!  I'm kicking myself to the next county!

Last FOOTBATH Post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 23, 2006, 03:52:47 AM
So what is it already? (wait, I changed my mind I don't really want to know - so I'll just quietly sneak the last post, wilst you are busy with the kicking and stuff)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on October 23, 2006, 04:25:52 AM
Ah, fo-ot-ba-th??

There you go, Bob-the-B/U.

Don't let our word guessing game disturb your Last Posting.

I'll do that as I take the Last Post!!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 23, 2006, 04:28:18 AM
But, I still get to re-sneak the last post, whilst y'all off celibratin' 'n stuff.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on October 23, 2006, 04:29:02 AM
Guess again...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 23, 2006, 05:21:22 AM
I'll take a

Last Post

while Vita comes with a new word.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 23, 2006, 09:01:10 AM
got to go deliver papers.  So, last post in the (for me) wee hours of the morn
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 23, 2006, 09:02:21 AM
Got a lot of paperwork to get done, but still time to get the last post...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 23, 2006, 01:46:28 PM
I still have a lot of DBA work in front of me, but that will not prevent me from taking the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on October 23, 2006, 02:27:10 PM
Well, I'm off to bed, so I'll just take with me for safe keeping, the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 23, 2006, 08:18:21 PM
After a nice nap (delivered all the papers, no problems.  Way I like it) I'm back to pickup the last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 23, 2006, 08:19:10 PM
Quote from: anon1mat0 on October 23, 2006, 05:21:22 AM
I'll take a

Last Post

while Vita comes with a new word.

Oh, do I have to come up with a new word?  This is the first time I've played LPWB and don't know the rules yet.  Do I think of one and then send NoName a pm so that she can do that cool thing where when the person posts the correct answer the "Winner" thing comes up?

Last (Someone tell me what to do) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on October 23, 2006, 08:35:14 PM
ok can I make up a new word?

Last ogggiejaboozie Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 23, 2006, 08:55:55 PM
I think it's sibling Vita's turn, nice though the ogggiejaboozie is.

Last if I had to make up a word, it would be "foonf" Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 23, 2006, 09:04:33 PM
Quote from: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 23, 2006, 08:55:55 PM
if I had to make up a word, it would be "foonf"

Is that like "froon"?

Last meyahoo Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 23, 2006, 09:46:49 PM
If I knew what a "froon" was, I could tell you.

"foonf" is an onomatopoeic (sp?) word that comes from the sound something makes when it falls onto an upholstered or other soft but dry surface (as opposed to "plop", which implies wetness, IMO).  It can be a noun (i.e. to describe the noise when one foonfs), or a verb (i.e to describe an action that causes a foonf).

Examples:

Jimmy landed on the pile of cushions with a 'foonf'.

"I'm so tired!  When I get home, I'm just going to foonf on the couch and watch TV."

Last made-up language is fun language Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 23, 2006, 09:52:31 PM
Hmm.... that's the same sound a potato gun makes, unless it's been overcharged.

'froon' in the context used refers to naked non-sexual spooning of a furry animal.  Not my word.



Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 24, 2006, 01:53:05 AM
Last before-fixing-dinner Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on October 24, 2006, 03:33:41 AM
Instructional Post, possibly Last in nature.

Vita, you PM a new LPWB word to NoName, and she enters it in the word filter. Then, you give clues. Usually Swatopluk gets it, but since he's so busy nowdays, he might not!!

Anyway, we guess the Last Post Word Bingo game words while playing Last Post, thereby making this a Meta-game! Woo Hoo, we're muti-game-tasking!

And, Lastly, but not leastly...POST!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 24, 2006, 05:52:26 AM
Yes, Vita, PM me a word. Not one that is likely to be used a lot in posts. Another board I use has think as a competition word and virtually every post has ***ink (think) in it from their censor.

I really do have to quickly take the

Last falling-asleep Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 24, 2006, 09:08:04 AM
I'm tired and would prefer to sleep for another hour or two...

But awake enough to take the Last Post...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 24, 2006, 11:45:40 AM
Quote from: NoName on October 24, 2006, 05:52:26 AM
Yes, Vita, PM me a word. Not one that is likely to be used a lot in posts. Another board I use has think as a competition word and virtually every post has ***ink (think) in it from their censor.

I really do have to quickly take the

Last falling-asleep Post

NoName,

I PM'd you the word but I forgot to ask you to let me know when you place it in the word filter.  Let me know and the I'll start posting clues.

Last (everyone have a great day) Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 24, 2006, 01:32:02 PM
Last after-delivering-papers Post

G'night
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Black Bart on October 24, 2006, 02:53:25 PM
Last (I haven't got a clue) post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on October 25, 2006, 12:51:30 AM
Last (if I had a clue, i'd put it somewhere and lose it) Post 8) ??? 8)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 25, 2006, 01:29:04 AM
New LPWB word now in play. Clue away VC.

Aint it a shame in order to tell you about that means I have to take the

Last (that Bart should say sorry he hasn't a  clue) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 25, 2006, 03:36:42 AM
Okay, here goes.....

LPWB Clue #1:

Synonym for Tom, Dick and Harry running "nekked" in the quad on the night of a full moon.

Last (please don't guess this right away) Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 25, 2006, 04:28:04 AM
But I'm allowed to chuckle, right?

Last giggling Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 25, 2006, 11:03:32 AM
Is the word naked?

I like the word...

Last nudist Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 25, 2006, 02:35:08 PM
Hmmm... something along the lines of a bright streak at nighttime...

Is the word "comet"?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Black Bart on October 25, 2006, 02:39:03 PM
I've got it...
Tom, Dick, Harry and Bill Haley's Comet!

Last (stupid) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 25, 2006, 02:59:57 PM
I am nobody's poster boy (yet) but that will not stop me from (humbly) claiming the Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 25, 2006, 03:35:47 PM
Well, I'll keep an eye out to make sure nobody uses you as a poster boy in a smear campaign.


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 25, 2006, 03:56:22 PM
I put the head on a t-shirt recently.
I hope the old chap does not mind (could be really brutal with people in his days :o)
Last beware of Naram-Sin and his ilk Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 25, 2006, 04:17:38 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on October 25, 2006, 03:35:47 PM
Well, I'll keep an eye out to make sure nobody uses you as a poster boy in a smear campaign.

If you laminate the posters, they're less likely to smear.  Just a thought.

Last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on October 25, 2006, 08:43:50 PM
last non laminated Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 25, 2006, 09:14:15 PM
Not correct Black Bart, but very, very, funny.

If they were streaking through the quad on the night of a full moon, then certainly, their comets would GLOW! (1/2 of a clue).

CLUE 2 ½:  Creationists would not engage in these antics, as they cannot accept descent with modification from a common ancestor.

Last (It is cold and blustery here today, not good weather for streaking) Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 25, 2006, 09:21:02 PM
If you make moonshine out of monkeys, do you get monkeyshines?


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 25, 2006, 09:22:53 PM
KUDOS to you Aggie, for getting it so fast!  CHEERS!

Last (Monkey) Post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 25, 2006, 09:25:27 PM
New word PM'd to NoName.

Clue:  If you want to argue about the LPW, you'll come up short.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 26, 2006, 03:47:52 AM
Last (i'm feeling kindof puny today) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 26, 2006, 05:57:34 AM
Woops forgot to say new LPWB word has been in for a couple of hours now. No matter, no one has got it. Yet. I'm just writing this drivel to get the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 26, 2006, 08:51:55 AM
I have no clue about the LPW, but it's probably because I'm not really trying...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 26, 2006, 02:31:20 PM
Anybody making the old beheading joke? Looking for the guillotine or a simple axe?
Taking Last Post and otherwise being clueless
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 26, 2006, 04:36:20 PM
Oh, I've got more clues, for specific users!

anon1mat0 might think the LPW is close to water, and E.Raser might think that it's more to do with poor air quality.

Fans of classic American children's literature might do well to recall the song "Down by the Bay", though in context a smaller body of water was involved.

If that doesn't give it away..... I'll have to get obviouser.


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 26, 2006, 04:46:56 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on October 26, 2006, 04:36:20 PM
anon1mat0 might think the LPW is close to water, and E.Raser might think that it's more to do with poor air quality.

American beer?

Making love in a canoe?

;D

Wait... close to water for a Columbian and bad air quality for an Italian... I've got it!

American chili!

QuoteFans of classic American children's literature might do well to recall the song "Down by the Bay", though in context a smaller body of water was involved.

A whale with a polka-dot tail in a smaller context could be a dolphin or a porpoise, I guess.

Last Corn-fused Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 26, 2006, 07:07:15 PM
Quote from: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 26, 2006, 04:46:56 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on October 26, 2006, 04:36:20 PM
anon1mat0 might think the LPW is close to water, and E.Raser might think that it's more to do with poor air quality.

American beer?

Watch your language! Erm, or is that languages?  The LPW is in English, though the clues may not be.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 26, 2006, 09:28:12 PM
ROOOOOAAAAARRRR!!!!!!!!!!

this is like, the second time (ever) I've done this....

:D

last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 26, 2006, 09:31:01 PM
w00t!  Q's here!!!!


Last  :toadfish:  Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 26, 2006, 09:39:46 PM
OOh, Hard clues.

Ocean? Ozone?

And I love "Down By the Bay", my favorite line is "Have you ever seen a llama eating his pajamas?"

Last (I love Raffi) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 26, 2006, 09:55:39 PM
RINGRINGRINGRINGBANANAPHONE!!!!!!!

errr....

Raffi... had an influence on me....

and yes, Q's here.

Last Post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 26, 2006, 10:10:42 PM
I just found out today that's a Raffi song.  Used to sing it as a kid, but never listened to Raffi.

RING. RING. RING.     
BANANARCHY!!!!



Clues:  I pre-planted a huge one during a March, months ago.  Contains 6/8ths of the letters of the LPW, in the correct order, and nearly the same pronounciation.



Last Fractional Equivalency Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 26, 2006, 10:11:42 PM
Great, now I am going to have "Down By the Bay" going through my head for the rest of the evening!


Last "Where the Watermelons Grow" Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 26, 2006, 10:16:01 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on October 26, 2006, 10:10:42 PM
Clues:  I pre-planted a huge one during a March, months ago.
Seeds of revolution against the bourgeoisie amongst the working classes?


Hmm... guess that wasn't it.

Last there you go, bringing class into it again Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 26, 2006, 10:21:27 PM
Classwar time?  YAYAY!!   ;D  I was sure Sib Toluous would get mislead in an entirely different direction.  You're not on the right one, and not even on the wrong one!  ;D

Vita Curator's on the right track.  As usual, there's at least 3 or 4 different paths to follow (i.e. all the clues converge together, but may not help each other).  The rest of that clue  could be useful if your thought process is a little wilder than usual.

The clue in this post will help the clue referenced in this post.  4th Google result, actually.

Last Post


BTW... 2 syllables, noun, and no longer in common use.

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 26, 2006, 10:28:26 PM
Hmm...

"hops" is one syllable, so that's not it (and probably what you expected me to guess).

How many syllables are there in "durian"?  (though it doesn't quite fit the other clues).

Last I'm pretty sure it's some sort of plant Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 26, 2006, 10:37:05 PM
Not a plant, and du ri an is 3 syllables.

Hehe... I'm glad y'all aren't fluent in Spanish and Italian.  Those were giveaways, almost.


Last Clueless (?) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 26, 2006, 10:49:08 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on October 26, 2006, 10:37:05 PM
Not a plant, and du ri an is 3 syllables.
Never heard the word spoken, so I thought it might be dur-yan.

QuoteHehe... I'm glad y'all aren't fluent in Spanish and Italian.  Those were giveaways, almost.

The only Italian word I know is "scuderia", and my Spanish pretty much ends at "una cerveza, por favor" and "¿dónde está la biblioteca?"

Last I can handle French, kinda Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 26, 2006, 10:58:43 PM
Quote from: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 26, 2006, 10:49:08 PMNever heard the word spoken, so I thought it might be dur-yan.

Actually... you've got a point.  I don't think they're audibly distinguishable.

Last Confuzzled Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 26, 2006, 11:33:56 PM
I have no idea for the LPWB, and I still think it ruins the game, but whatever... maybe I'll try next round.

~Qwerty
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 26, 2006, 11:41:04 PM
Doesn't ruin me from stealing Last Post....




;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 26, 2006, 11:43:28 PM
that's the spirit.

now gimmmie, ya theiving hooligan.

~Qwerty
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 26, 2006, 11:48:44 PM
We don't have hooligans here... they need soccer.
We have hocky dads.


GIMME! *punches ref*

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 26, 2006, 11:53:32 PM
whoa, forum kinda... widened... no more sidebar... makes it look less crowded... is it just me, or are there strange techie things afooot?

A FOOT!

*foots Aggie in the groin*

HE TRIPPED!

*steals

Last Post*

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 26, 2006, 11:57:32 PM
*lassoes Q with one bit of fishing line, and the Last Post with the other*

Yoink!

We have OPTIONS now (little buttons at top right).  Oh, and try the unwrapped version:

http://toadfishmonastery.com/forum/index.php instead of http://toadfishmonastery.com/index.php

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 27, 2006, 12:01:44 AM
hmm... we'll I'm using the automatic updates, so whatever they give me through email.... this time it has the sidebar.

whatever

*groinkick!*

man that never gets old.

and why aren't you on msn?

~Qwerty
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 27, 2006, 12:04:34 AM
Um....  different comp.  Plus I keep 'appear offline' most of the time.



Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 27, 2006, 12:07:10 AM
well you 'appear' online right now...

~Qwerty
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 27, 2006, 12:16:45 AM
Huh?  Weird.  Must'a left it on.


Duje, we completely buried the LPWB clues.  Good times like old times though.. where've you been lately?


Last Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 27, 2006, 12:22:43 AM
school, thats what. I'm also doing a bunch of stuff with my UU youth group (UUth (we like acronym puns)), and mostly.... email updates haven't been going to the right email. I had them for venganza, but of course I wasn't feeling up to checking there untill recently.

see, my powers of forgetting the LPWB can be matched by none!

Last post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 27, 2006, 12:54:52 AM
Hey, Q - I've been going to my local UU church for the past few weeks.

Last Sunday we had a pot luck lunch!

Last I brought quesadillas and yes I made them myself Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 27, 2006, 01:19:24 AM
ye-hah! I'm converting like, everyone on the forums! Aggie, you know you want to go to the UU church. and DaveL was asking about it some weeks ago...

Last Post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 27, 2006, 01:26:59 AM
Yup.  You're a regular John the Baptist of UUs.  Kinda  ;D 

Last Q the non-Baptist? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 27, 2006, 01:28:16 AM
didn't he end up getting his head eaten on a platter or something to that effect?

I dunno...

~Qwerty
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 27, 2006, 03:50:33 AM
RRRRROOOOOOAAAAARRRRR Q IS HERE YAY!!!

Last Post (nonetheless)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 27, 2006, 08:25:37 AM
Clue Recap:

If you want to argue about the LPW, you'll come up short.

anon1mat0 might think the LPW is close to water, and E.Raser might think that it's more to do with poor air quality. Watch your language! Erm, or is that languages?  The LPW is in English, though the clues may not be.

Fans of classic American children's literature might do well to recall the song "Down by the Bay", though in context a smaller body of water was involved. 

Vita Curator's on the right track ('Where the Watermelons Grow'). The rest of that clue could be useful if your thought process is a little wilder than usual.  The clue in this paragraph will help with the previous clue referenced in this paragraph.

2 syllables, noun, and no longer in common use.  A medical term.

I pre-planted a huge clue during a March, months ago.  Contains 6/8ths of the letters of the LPW, in the correct order, and nearly the same pronounciation.

As usual, there's at least 2 or 3 different paths to follow (i.e. all the clues converge together, but may not help each other). 


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 27, 2006, 10:12:15 AM
:wawes to Qwerty:

Hey Q, how ya been?

:distracts Aggie and takes the last post:

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 27, 2006, 01:58:41 PM
Quote from: NoName on October 27, 2006, 03:50:33 AM
RRRRROOOOOOAAAAARRRRR Q IS HERE YAY!!!

Q, was it you that brought the lion?


Last All right... where's my whip and chair? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 27, 2006, 02:55:14 PM
At Madame Fifi's I think....

(OK, I'm sure you get the whip, but did you ever see 'the lady with the chair' strip?)  ;D


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 27, 2006, 05:54:23 PM
The Italian term for bad air is malaria, if I remember correctly.
Anything to do with swamps?
Or are we searching phonetically for a molar ?
Otherwise currently no idea.
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 27, 2006, 06:11:06 PM
Oh, there's Swato!  I knew something was missing.  ;)

a) On the right track of one clue-path...  needs augmentation with two other languages and may require punning them.
b) Somewhat in the right vicinity of another clue, though probably not following the wagon tracks to get there.
c) No morals or molars here.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 27, 2006, 06:25:48 PM
Wild guesses:

eyelets

trepan

Last I'm shooting blind here Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 27, 2006, 07:28:07 PM
LPWG is too confusing for my addled brain (no coffee, today, am home sick)

So, I'll just nick the last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 27, 2006, 08:09:25 PM
garrrrrrrraarrrarrrfffffarrrgarrrrr

*tenaciously holds onto Last Post liken to a puppy*

Last Post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 27, 2006, 08:17:26 PM
*rolls up a newspaper*

BAD!!!  DROP IT!!!


*don't* mess the carpet.


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 27, 2006, 08:18:39 PM
oh I'll mess up the carpet.....


*runs far away with Last Post, but ends up running about the monastery in a general circle*

Last Post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 27, 2006, 09:04:18 PM
ARRGGHH!  With each subsequent clue I am becoming more cornfused.

Last (confuzzled) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 27, 2006, 09:11:30 PM
Hmm...

For some reason I think "the vapors" (or maybe the alternate spelling "vapours") might be the word.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 27, 2006, 09:16:35 PM
Hehe... that's the way I clue.  They are not additive, but are separate paths to the solution.  Swato almost nailed it, though.

I thought someone would have made progress on the American children's literature / watermelons / wagon tracks lead, especially with the italicized clue-dropping (google, google, google!).  I didn't expect this path would be easy, but SOMEONE must remember the same chapter I do.  Can't think of another well-known use of the word.

The March clue was a red herring for Sibling Toluous, but didn't work.  It is a real clue, if you're thinking temporally, and if you solve it you'll find that 3/4 of the LPW is right in front of your face.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 27, 2006, 09:29:31 PM
I'm not that well read when it comes to children's literature, but might it have something to do with a prairie or a plum creek?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 27, 2006, 09:32:12 PM
Now you're on track!
Swato's still closer.  Surprised nobody's punned out the anwer via Spanish, though.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 27, 2006, 09:38:15 PM
Mmmmm... cholera?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 27, 2006, 09:42:13 PM
Laura Ingalls Wilder
Little House on the Prairie
Homestead
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 27, 2006, 09:44:17 PM
Hmmm...

As I alluded to before, if the answer is anything more complicated than "cerveza", then it's beyond my Spanish abilities.   ;D

Last mmm... cerveza... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 27, 2006, 09:48:08 PM
Half-Pint

Last (shoot I have to go) Post

Someone look up how Mary became blind in the story.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 27, 2006, 09:51:02 PM
Toluous... but what aren't you supposed to drink? (hence the importance of cerveza).
VC...  think Pa, not Mary.  Remember your other lead....



Last 'Just Call Me Jim' Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 27, 2006, 09:57:20 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on October 27, 2006, 09:51:02 PM
Toluous... but what aren't you supposed to drink? (hence the importance of cerveza).

Well, I know "aqua" (thanks, Sesame Street!).

Since I've never read any of these books, I don't think I'm going to get it.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 27, 2006, 10:01:41 PM
Hmmm... Big Bird's not much for spelling, I guess.


Last punnit Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 27, 2006, 10:04:07 PM
Whoops.  That should've been "agua".

Last is that it?  Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 27, 2006, 10:18:30 PM
You'd know if it was.  A clue recap should solve it from there.


P'raps a thesaurus would help....



Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 27, 2006, 10:48:13 PM
Okay, Pa was sick

The real name for fever n' !!! LAST POST WORD BINGO WINNER !! is malaria

So, is the word !!! LAST POST WORD BINGO WINNER !!?

Last (Little House on the Prairie) Post

Edit:  Thanks Lambi, agua gave it to me, so why don't you pick the word for the next LPWB?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 27, 2006, 10:58:22 PM
CONGRATS!!!

I noticed after picking the word that it shares the first 3 letters with my username (I joined in March), hence the 'just call me Jim' clue. 

The language clues are obvious in retrospect:  Like water in spanish; agua -> !!! LAST POST WORD BINGO WINNER !! = mal aria

The Little House clues were the long way around... Pa caught malaria from mosquitos down by the creek where he went to pick watermelons.  Not sure if anyone would pick up on that. 


Last :D Post 
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 27, 2006, 11:36:36 PM
Quote from: Vita Curator on October 27, 2006, 10:48:13 PM
Edit:  Thanks Lambi, agua gave it to me, so why don't you pick the word for the next LPWB?

Thanks, but I can't think of a good one.

Last brain needs coffee Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 28, 2006, 01:08:22 AM
Okay, I've TRIED to follow the LPWB but I STILL don't know what the d@mn word is! Anybody care to spell it out for me, so that I don't see the stupid "last post bingo" phrase instead?

(I don't think I like this game very much :( )

Last grumble-grumble-grumble Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 28, 2006, 03:23:18 AM
this thread moves way too fast.... I'm way out of clue for the LPWB

~Qwerty
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on October 28, 2006, 03:51:48 AM
Quote from: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 28, 2006, 01:08:22 AM
Okay, I've TRIED to follow the LPWB but I STILL don't know what the d@mn word is! Anybody care to spell it out for me, so that I don't see the stupid "last post bingo" phrase instead?

(I don't think I like this game very much :( )

Last grumble-grumble-grumble Post
A G U E
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 28, 2006, 03:56:55 AM
ague? alge?

hmmmm

Last POst
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 28, 2006, 04:09:39 AM
Post-LPWB clue. It was also in Aggie's signature. argue without the "r". This information brought to you by the department of redundant clueing.

Tuluous, if you can think of a  word PM it to me. If not, maybe it could go to Vita to choose the word.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 28, 2006, 04:10:53 AM
oh sure. just tell me the word without even telling me WHAT THE HELL IT MEANS!!!!!!

Trapped in the Drive Thru by Weird Al is quite too long....

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 28, 2006, 05:51:03 AM
Quote from: Quasimodo (The Meromorph) on October 28, 2006, 03:51:48 AM
Quote from: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 28, 2006, 01:08:22 AM
Okay, I've TRIED to follow the LPWB but I STILL don't know what the d@mn word is! Anybody care to spell it out for me, so that I don't see the stupid "last post bingo" phrase instead?

(I don't think I like this game very much :( )

Last grumble-grumble-grumble Post
A G U E

THANK YOU!!!

(sorry, but I must also nick the Last Post again)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 28, 2006, 03:25:20 PM
Quote from: NoName on October 28, 2006, 04:09:39 AM
Post-LPWB clue. It was also in Aggie's signature. argue without the "r". This information brought to you by the department of redundant clueing.

Tuluous, if you can think of a  word PM it to me. If not, maybe it could go to Vita to choose the word.

Last Post


Lambi, do you want to take it or do you want me to try to think up a new word?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 28, 2006, 05:49:48 PM
Go for it!  :toadfish:


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 28, 2006, 07:46:39 PM
Okay, I PM'd the word to NoName, but she hasn't placed it yet, so all of you incredibly intelligent players, don't guess it before she has a chance to place the filter.

First Clue:  All of the clues lead back to the clue.

Last (Clueless) Post

Edit:  Rats, I just received a PM from NoName and she tells me that my LPWB word will not work.  I now have to think of a new word and new set of clues.  Ignore that first clue then.  Ugh.

Last (ARGRHH) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 29, 2006, 01:19:11 AM
I suggest the word spoilsport  ;D

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 29, 2006, 03:59:41 AM
Last (i'm in a hurry) Post -

Watching Shaun of the Dead on comedy central (actually a recording of the same)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on October 29, 2006, 04:34:16 AM
Lastness of the Postitudinality.

And Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 29, 2006, 09:26:33 AM
Moin, Moin!
Since nobody currently claims the Last Post, I don't see anything wrong with claiming it now.
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on October 29, 2006, 08:41:29 PM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 28, 2006, 04:10:53 AM
oh sure. just tell me the word without even telling me WHAT THE HELL IT MEANS!!!!!!

Trapped in the Drive Thru by Weird Al is quite too long....

Last Post

Malaria used to be called ag-ue. (Yellow fever, a-g-u-e, all sorts of names.)

Last Post of Medical History
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 29, 2006, 09:36:55 PM
quiet Sunday Afternoon, it is SUPPOSED TO BE 4:30 PM.

Due to a stupid convention, my Atomic clock reads 3:30PM.

Last Correct-Time Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on October 29, 2006, 09:43:37 PM
Yum!!

Root Beer.

Last Store brand from H-E-B ain't bad. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 29, 2006, 09:51:33 PM
GIBT MIR DEIN BARQ'S!!!!

I actually had like, too much Barq's already, if thats at all possible.

that and I was at a midnight showing of ROcky Horror Picture Show last night (this morning, whatever), followed by a UU church sleepover, and I got maybe one or two hours of sleep, and I still have to memorize some lines for drama so yay..... but not really

*konk*

~Qwerty
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on October 29, 2006, 09:54:34 PM
Barq's at $3.69 a 12 pack.

Store brand at $1.99 a 12 pack.

Ich haben store brand.

Last language slaughtering Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 29, 2006, 09:59:50 PM
fine, gibt mir DAS barq's.

or no, don't, as I just explained how I had too much...

ugh.

last post....
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 29, 2006, 10:09:33 PM
Okay, I PM'd a second suggestion for LPWB to NoName.  If she gives me the affirmative (Please, please, please), I will begin posting clues.  If she gives me a negatore, then I am going to ask for people (that won't play this round) to PM me suggestions.  I am experiencing LPWB writer's block. :'(

Last Writer's Block Post 
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on October 29, 2006, 10:26:25 PM
Last Qwerty's German is better than mine Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 29, 2006, 10:49:03 PM
Tried to put a pic of me over in the illuminations, under the reef.  Unsuccessful.  However, I did end up leaving one in the "upload media" section, among all the other toadfish.  See if you can tell which is me - I look quite similar to those fishies .. <heh>

Oh! Last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 30, 2006, 01:02:33 AM
GIBT MIR DAS GIBBERISH !

LPWB in. Go, go, go.

Last no-clue Poost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 30, 2006, 01:45:17 AM
Quasimodo kindly sent me info on an easy way to post pics, so I edited my other post with a pic of me.  Still don't know how to delete the one of me in w/all the Honorable Toadfishes.  Hope I don't frighten'em.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 30, 2006, 02:29:10 AM
Received your PM NoName, thank you! (Sending hugs across the pond to you).

Okay First Clue:  Grins maliciously.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 30, 2006, 04:05:22 AM
Vita's clue makes me feel all Cheshire-y.

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on October 30, 2006, 05:20:25 AM
The 'maliciously' part might make me feel all Cheney-ish. (And then i'd go boil my brain in bleach for even thinking in a Cheneysian manner.)

Last (What makes you think I hate Cheney?)Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Spoffish on October 30, 2006, 06:20:34 AM
Not quite sure how this game works, but joining in anyway. Ich spreche Deutsch! Nein, wirklich. (No, really.)

Last *grins maliciously* Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 30, 2006, 10:49:34 AM
Haven't been on all weekend, so I am here to take the Last Post now... You had your chance.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 30, 2006, 02:52:10 PM
You're probably tired-from your action-packed weekend.  Here, let me take it from you while you rest.

The extent of my German:
- ein Bier, bitte
- Ich bin ein Ausländer. Ich verstehe nicht.*
- nicht schießen (thanks to the Great Escape.  I can also now say "I love you" in Russian")

Last joker maybe? Post

*the "one phrase" my Dad taught me to "get by" in Germany, should I ever find myself there.  The "one phrase" he taught me for France was "un hot dog avec moutarde et un Coca-Cola, s'il vous plait." ;D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 30, 2006, 06:16:35 PM
I would recommend "Bitte antworten sie auf Englisch" (please answer in English). If the answer is "Saupreiß, amerikanischer!", you can conclude that you are in Bavaria and should wrap yourself in a checkered white&blue flag and shout "Heil CSU" (no, don't!)

Last better avoid that part of the country and leave some money in Berlin instead, we really need it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 30, 2006, 06:53:31 PM
Once my large sacks of cash arrive, I'll bring one over to Berlin for distribution.   ;D

Last but I'm not holding my breath and I don't suggest you try it either Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 30, 2006, 07:14:03 PM
Joker and Cheshire cat are good guesses.

Second clue:  Illuminating

Last luminous Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 30, 2006, 07:25:51 PM
Lucifer, then, although he doesn't fit the grin so much.



Last Light-Bringing Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 30, 2006, 07:31:17 PM
Hmm... the moon is illuminating and sometimes it looks like a grin.


Last or maybe some sort of freaky clown Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 30, 2006, 08:02:59 PM
man in the moon? someones picture here? looking eeeevviiiillllll....

*looks about*

not me...

~Qwerty
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 30, 2006, 10:10:16 PM
Okay me poppets, you are getting close.

Third clue:  Peter should have learned how to make pies.

Last (I love pie) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 30, 2006, 10:12:13 PM
Oh!

Jack-o-Lantern

Last I think I got it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 30, 2006, 10:15:42 PM
Good Show Lambi!  That was quick!  Kudos to you.

Malicious grin plus illuminating plus Mr. Peter Peter pumpkin eater had a wife and couldn't feed her equals a
J A C K  O  L A N T E R N!


Happy Halloween my friends and poppets!

Oh
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 30, 2006, 10:23:35 PM
Hooray!

I sent a new word to NoName.  Don't guess on it until we have word that it's set up, but here are a few clues to get you thinking:

- it's a place
- used to be three, now it's two

Last Post

Edit: the word has been added!  Thanks, NoName!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 31, 2006, 05:27:43 AM
Germany? France? Spain? No?

Oh, I know: a backwards-aging toddler.  Or, Time from the Incarnations of Imortality by Piers Anthony.  No?

How about a pizza, cut into 3 slices.  Then I eat one slice ... no?

Last post anyway. <heh>
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on October 31, 2006, 12:28:14 PM
Second clue please?

Last clueless post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 31, 2006, 02:05:21 PM
A place? I smell another metaphor mislead.
Let's be cruel. It's an archipelago that lost its first island to the rising sea levels (Nauru?).
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Black Bart on October 31, 2006, 02:05:54 PM
I'm still eating the pizza!

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 31, 2006, 02:49:37 PM
This probably won't help you, but when the three things became two things, it was by two of the things combining together... it wasn't by taking one away by eating or rising sea levels (though Swato and Bob have both said things that are on the right track).

Another clue: it's a real place, but it is very close to the mouth of Hell.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 31, 2006, 07:51:53 PM
mouth of hell... I'm thinking either Texas, or a reference to greek or otherwise mythology...

perhaps something like how india was floating in the (omgosh) indian ocean, then kinda... slid into asia.


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 31, 2006, 07:57:57 PM
More clues:

- smaller than Texas
- they use the Euro there, but it's not in Europe
- Aggie probably has an advantage over the rest of you at guessing this, but it's not in Canada

And a recap of the previous clues:

- it's a place
- used to be three, now it's two
- when the three things became two things, it was by two of the things combining together
- it's a real place, but it is very close to the mouth of Hell


Bonus info: the Mouth of Hell actually lies between the LPWB word and a Saint.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 31, 2006, 08:07:19 PM
Hmm...  I can think of three kingdoms that became two (and then one, and is now two), and WAY smaller than texas, but the mouth of Hell has me temporarily thrown.  One could use the Euro in some transactions, but the other one uses one.

I'll resist a guess for now as I suspect it's a place-within-the-place. Or I might be off on mental vacation.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 31, 2006, 08:12:09 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on October 31, 2006, 08:07:19 PM
I'll resist a guess for now as I suspect it's a place-within-the-place.
Fun fact: speaking of places within places, did you know that the world's largest lake entirely surrounded by another lake is Lake Manitou?  It's on Manitoulin Island, which itself is on Lake Huron.

This doesn't have anything to do with the LPWB; I just find it interesting.

Last I guess "relatively interesting compared to most Canadian geography" would be more appropriate Post

EDIT - LPWB point of clarification: I just realized that one of my clues was not technically right.  The LPWB used to be two things and is now one thing, however, there is another similar thing directly associated with the other two things (which are now one thing).  The "used to be three things, but is now two" clue will point you in the right direction, but the LPWB word is technically only one of the two things.  Confused yet?   ;D

EDIT 2: It may help you know that the three things became two things through a physical process, not a political one.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 31, 2006, 08:37:05 PM
Ah, that clears my previous lead (did anyone catch the pun?), and makes more sense of my previous-to-previous hunch re: process, and the clue that didn't make sense on my previous lead.  Now I just have to reconfigure my reasons for having an advantage here.  ;D

I don't suppose you could give us a timeline for the joining, oh, say to the nearest millenium?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on October 31, 2006, 09:04:31 PM
Trick or Treat!!!

Why, Aggie, how nice of you.  You have given me the...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 31, 2006, 09:13:44 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on October 31, 2006, 08:37:05 PM
(did anyone catch the pun?)
Umm, I'm not sure if I did.

QuoteI don't suppose you could give us a timeline for the joining, oh, say to the nearest millenium?

Oh, sure: between 1000 and 2000 AD.

More clues:

- it was attacked by the British during the American Revolution, but is not, and has never been, part of the United States
- it was controlled by the Axis forces for part (but not all) of World War II

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 31, 2006, 11:30:40 PM
wasn't there some island argued over between canada and greenland/denmark?

Iceland perhaps?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 31, 2006, 11:46:23 PM
I suspect we're looking for an oceanic version of Ometepe, which fits more with a non-clue.

Q might be on the right track for the wrong reasons, but it depends who bestowed the name upon the "mouth of hell" in questions.  There are several...


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 01, 2006, 12:38:56 AM
Ooh! ooh! *hand up, waving wildly*

Atlantis!  No?  rats...

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Oooh! ooh! *hand up again*

Easter Island? No?  rats ...

Oooh! ooh! *hand up again*

Suez Canal? Red Sea? Indian Ocean?

rats ...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 01, 2006, 01:00:25 AM
I think I see...
What could it be?
What we what most?
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 01, 2006, 01:45:47 AM
Oh!  Eggs! it's eggs:  first there were three:  shell, yolk & whites.

Remove shell, scramble yolk & whites and you  gots 2!  No?  Rats.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on November 01, 2006, 02:10:12 AM
Uses the Euro and is located by a Saint?  Maybe somewhere in the Caribbean?  Martinique?  Guadalupe?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 01, 2006, 02:59:28 AM
Love the clues, no idea what the word is. I like Bob-Not-The-U-soemtimes guesses best.

But, I'm easy to please, I like taking the

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on November 01, 2006, 03:31:48 AM
More clues!

- it IS a place - an actual place.  You can find it in any world atlas, and people still live there.
- it's not between Canada and Greenland
- the LPWB word is also a common first name for a person, but in an uncommon European language
- if you swim straight north from the LPWB word, when you hit land they may make you kiss a fish

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 01, 2006, 03:53:19 AM
I found a place called Hell's Mouth (http://www.azureva.com/gb/portugal/magazine/boca-inferno.php3).

It's in Portugal, which is in South America.

It's a bay or port-of-call.  I even got a picture

(http://www.azureva.com/portugal/images/images_portugal/images_mag/caboinfervuegene.jpg)

But, contenental-drift is millions of years old, so I don't think it's the right one.  Is it?   rats ...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 01, 2006, 04:47:15 AM
No!  No!  No!

The Last Post is mine.

Mine, I say.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 01, 2006, 07:25:40 AM
I'm TOADILY 'fused.

Portugal is next-door to Spain, Brazil, where there are more Portugese speakers that in Portugal is in South America.

It was the last time I looked, anyhooo....

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 01, 2006, 09:24:10 AM
Just check again...

Maybe the world has turned upside down somehow in the past few days, I've heard it happens a lot around here.

But some things don't change, like me having the

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on November 01, 2006, 01:49:20 PM
The clues so far:

- it's a place
- part of something that used to be three, now it's two (but the LPWB word itself used to be two, and is now one)
- when the three things became two things, it was by two of the things combining together
- the three things became two things through a physical process, not a political one; this happened between AD 1000 and 2000
- it's a real place, but it is very close to the mouth of Hell (specifically, the Mouth of Hell actually lies between the LPWB word and a Saint)
- smaller than Texas
- they use the Euro there, but it's not in Europe
- Aggie probably has an advantage over the rest of you at guessing this, but it's not in Canada
- it was attacked by the British during the American Revolution, but is not, and has never been, part of the United States
- it was controlled by the Axis forces for part (but not all) of World War II
- it IS a place - an actual place.  You can find it in any world atlas, and people still live there.
- it's not between Canada and Greenland
- the LPWB word is also a common first name for a person, but in an uncommon European language
- if you swim straight north from the LPWB word, when you hit land they may make you kiss a fish

More clues!

- the three things became two things in the 18th century
- the only public execution by guillotine to ever occur in North America did not happen in the LPWB word, but was very close nearby

(and in case the "guillotine" clue didn't point you in the right direction...)

- when the LPWB was controlled by the Axis powers in WWII, it was under control of Vichy France.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 01, 2006, 02:15:50 PM
Oh, and here I was off in the West Indies... couldn't suss out the WWII clue and there's too many Saints thataway.

Looks like it's easy to sail to your Fortune from there, these days.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on November 01, 2006, 02:30:56 PM
One more clue:

- According to the musical group Great Big Sea, there isn't that much ocean in the area where the LPWB word is

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 01, 2006, 04:01:20 PM
Sounds like one of the French departements in the Caribbean or parts of Fench Guayana (they had a Devil's Island there, Dreyfuss was imprisoned there for example.)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on November 01, 2006, 04:19:00 PM
Hmm...

One more clue:

- the fish in question that one might make you kiss is not a toadfish, but is in fact a cod

BTW - if you figure out the last clue I gave about the Great Big Sea reference, it'll really narrow down the geography.

Last Google, Google, Google... then perhaps a (gasp!) paper atlas Post

Edit - one more clue: the "uncommon European language" I mentioned previously is Basque.  This probably won't help you too much by itself, but may help weed out some ideas that were heading in the wrong direction.

Edit 2 -

Quote from: Agujjim on November 01, 2006, 02:15:50 PM
Looks like it's easy to sail to your Fortune from there, these days.
It was easier to sail your fortune from the LPWB word during Prohibition.  At one point, Al Capone was fond of the area.
;D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on November 01, 2006, 05:07:07 PM
so obviously I have missed something new here.
see what happens when a sibling takes a short sabatical  :oops:

anyway just checking in
oh
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 01, 2006, 05:15:21 PM
Quote from: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on November 01, 2006, 04:19:00 PM
It was easier to sail your fortune from the LPWB word during Prohibition.  At one point, Al Capone was fond of the area.

Was there a bi-weekly ferry in Capone's day? ;D

anthrobabe.... it's the ressurection of the Last Post Word Bingo game.  Read the clues, guess the word!


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on November 01, 2006, 06:03:59 PM
More "smuggling" than a "ferry" (though there may have been a ferry as well - I'm not sure).   ;D

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 01, 2006, 06:47:10 PM
OOOps!  Portugal is not in South America, then? <heh> Geography, except for the really, really big countries, is not my strongest suit.  (either that, or my memory is failing AGAIN.  But I forget which it is ... Hmmm.)

I think I keep confusing all those nice people who speak Portuguese who live in South America with the origin-country of the language ... *sigh*

As for the LPW, hmmm.  Rock of Gibraltar?  No? rats ...

Meditranean Sea? It was a plain, not all that long ago, geologically-speaking.

How about the Black Sea? There's a really cool book about how the filling up of this could have inspired all those legends of Noah and the like.  It would have taken a very long time in human terms, but an eye-blink geologically. Say a hundred years or so.  I have a book about it, Noah's Flood: The New Scientific Discoveries About The Event That Changed History (http://www.amazon.com/Noahs-Flood-Scientific-Discoveries-History/dp/0684859203/sr=1-2/qid=1162406975/ref=sr_1_2/102-0067870-6079363?ie=UTF8&s=books)

*sigh* Last post, anyway.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on November 01, 2006, 06:56:50 PM
Recapping one clue (and hopefully pointing BiaQSoF toward the right continent):

- the only public execution by guillotine to ever occur in North America did not happen in the LPWB word, but was very close nearby

In this case, "very close nearby" is a few miles.  You can take it as given that the LPWB is in North America.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 01, 2006, 07:18:00 PM
Not in Canada?  Quebec, eh?



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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on November 01, 2006, 07:33:16 PM
Nope, not Canada.  Not Quebec either.   :)

The clues so far:

- it's a place
- part of something that used to be three, now it's two (but the LPWB word itself used to be two, and is now one)
- when the three things became two things, it was by two of the things combining together
- the three things became two things through a physical process, not a political one; this happened between AD 1000 and 2000
- it's a real place, but it is very close to the mouth of Hell (specifically, the Mouth of Hell actually lies between the LPWB word and a Saint)
- smaller than Texas
- they use the Euro there, but it's not in Europe
- Aggie probably has an advantage over the rest of you at guessing this, but it's not in Canada
- it was attacked by the British during the American Revolution, but is not, and has never been, part of the United States
- it was controlled by the Axis forces for part (but not all) of World War II
- it IS a place - an actual place.  You can find it in any world atlas, and people still live there.
- it's not between Canada and Greenland
- the LPWB word is also a common first name for a person, but in an uncommon European language (Basque)
- if you swim straight north from the LPWB word, when you hit land they may make you kiss a fish (a cod, in fact!)
- the three things became two things in the 18th century
- the only public execution by guillotine to ever occur in North America did not happen in the LPWB word, but was very close nearby (i.e. a few miles away)
- when the LPWB was controlled by the Axis powers in WWII, it was under control of Vichy France
- According to the musical group Great Big Sea, there isn't that much ocean in the area where the LPWB word is
- it was easier to sail your fortune from the LPWB word during Prohibition.  At one point, Al Capone was fond of the area.
- the LPWB word is in North America


Another couple of clues (well, clues to clues more than clues to the LPWB word):

- kissing a cod is part of a ritual called "getting screeched in" that is popular with the tourists in a certain area, i.e. the place where you would hit land if you swam due north from the LPWB word (if you didn't get hypothermia in the process - it's not that far, but it's cold water)
- "the Mouth of Hell" was given its name by sailors and fishermen
- the Saint on the other side of the Mouth of Hell from the LPWB word was the one on which the church was built, according to the Bible (though in this case, his name is not in English)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 01, 2006, 07:37:31 PM
Quote from: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on November 01, 2006, 07:33:16 PM
Nope, not Canada.  Not Quebec either.   :)

The clues so far:

- it's a place
- part of something that used to be three, now it's two (but the LPWB word itself used to be two, and is now one)
- when the three things became two things, it was by two of the things combining together
- the three things became two things through a physical process, not a political one; this happened between AD 1000 and 2000
- it's a real place, but it is very close to the mouth of Hell (specifically, the Mouth of Hell actually lies between the LPWB word and a Saint)
- smaller than Texas
- they use the Euro there, but it's not in Europe
- Aggie probably has an advantage over the rest of you at guessing this, but it's not in Canada
- it was attacked by the British during the American Revolution, but is not, and has never been, part of the United States
- it was controlled by the Axis forces for part (but not all) of World War II
- it IS a place - an actual place.  You can find it in any world atlas, and people still live there.
- it's not between Canada and Greenland
- the LPWB word is also a common first name for a person, but in an uncommon European language (Basque)
- if you swim straight north from the LPWB word, when you hit land they may make you kiss a fish (a cod, in fact!)
- the three things became two things in the 18th century
- the only public execution by guillotine to ever occur in North America did not happen in the LPWB word, but was very close nearby (i.e. a few miles away)
- when the LPWB was controlled by the Axis powers in WWII, it was under control of Vichy France
- According to the musical group Great Big Sea, there isn't that much ocean in the area where the LPWB word is
- it was easier to sail your fortune from the LPWB word during Prohibition.  At one point, Al Capone was fond of the area.
- the LPWB word is in North America


Another couple of clues (well, clues to clues more than clues to the LPWB word):

- kissing a cod is part of a ritual called "getting screeched in" that is popular with the tourists in a certain area, i.e. the place where you would hit land if you swam due north from the LPWB word (if you didn't get hypothermia in the process - it's not that far, but it's cold water)
- "the Mouth of Hell" was given its name by sailors and fishermen
- the Saint on the other side of the Mouth of Hell from the LPWB word was the one on which the church was built, according to the Bible (though in this case, his name is not in English)

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Heh, never been screeched in, but every Canadian pirate knows of Screech, don't they?  Last time I was drinking Screech with people from it's homeland, they were pulling faces at shooting it.  I was sipping and enjoying it.  ;D


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on November 01, 2006, 07:59:34 PM
Making faces at shooting Screech?  Why would they do that?   ;D

(http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/savedbythebell/screech.jpg)

I know, not that kind of Screech.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 01, 2006, 08:02:49 PM
 :inky: :inky: :inky: :inky: :inky:

Hehe, I've no time for giving clues on a new one.
Hasn't stopped me from giving clues on this one.  ;D


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 01, 2006, 08:33:56 PM
Does that mean someone got the old one and I don't have to check the Atlas? The straits next to Trinidad is called the Dragon's Mouth. Would come near the gates of hell.
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on November 01, 2006, 09:06:18 PM
Could it be !!! LAST POST WORD BINGO WINNER !!?
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Oh shit oh dear! I don't want it. Anyone else want to give a new word?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on November 01, 2006, 09:23:40 PM
Aha!  It's yours now!   ;D

The word was M i q u e l o n

It's an island.  Along with St-Pierre, it makes up the French territory of St-Pierre & M i q u e l o n, which is just off the south coast of Newfoundland, Canada.

It was originally three islands (the third is called Langlade), but in the 18th century, a sandbar formed between M i q u e l o n and Langlade, forming a land bridge.  The strait between M i q u e l o n and St-Pierre is known as "the mouth of Hell", after its very strong currents and inordinate number of shipwrecks.

"M i q u e l o n" is the equivalent to "Michael" in the Basque language.

After the French announced their support for the American Revolution, the British attacked the islands and held them for some time, probably thinking that they could be used as a stepping-stone for French military support in the war. 

It was used as a base for bootleggers during American Prohibition, and was visited by Al Capone.  The islands experienced a boom during this period, and a depression when Prohibition was repealed.

It was controlled by Vichy France for the early part of WWII, but then changed hands to Free France in 1941.

The Great Big Sea clue referred to their song "Boston and St. John's" (which is the first link that comes up in Google if you search for "Great Big Sea" and "isn't that much ocean", the terms I italicized), which has the lines:

And it's true I must be going,
But I swear it won't be long.
There isn't that much ocean
Between Boston and St. John's.
But I'm a rover and I'm bound to sail away.
I'm a rover, can you love me anyway?


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on November 01, 2006, 09:30:25 PM
I've sent the new word to Sibling NoName...
Clues will be forthcoming once it's in.

Edit: Sorry, I just realized I can do it myself! ::)


First clue: One word, Four syllables.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 01, 2006, 09:36:30 PM
Heh, and one can catch a ferry from St. Pierre to Fortune, Newfoundland these days.  ;)


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on November 01, 2006, 09:40:38 PM
Second clue: It's a musical instrument.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on November 01, 2006, 09:44:41 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on November 01, 2006, 09:36:30 PM
Heh, and one can catch a ferry from St. Pierre to Fortune, Newfoundland these days.  ;)
But I can't, apparently, when I've gone too long without coffee.   ;D

As for the LPWB, my guess is....


SAXAMAPHONE!

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on November 01, 2006, 09:49:19 PM
Third clue: It's from Argentina.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on November 01, 2006, 10:09:20 PM
Wow, one last post word bingo is finished and another started, you guys work fast.

  I just read four syllables and a musical instrument as the new clues and was going to guess harmonica, but now that I see the instrument is from Argentina, I must go back to the drawing board.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 01, 2006, 10:24:57 PM
Mmmm....left-over chocolate....



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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on November 01, 2006, 11:11:27 PM
Fourth Clue: The instrument is polyphonic...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 01, 2006, 11:53:52 PM
Harmonophone?

Accordian?

Piano-forte? (the original name)

Hammered dulcimer?*

No? rats. ...

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_________________________

* no a hammered dulcimer is not someone drunk, playing on a dulcimer ... it's this thing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hammered_dulcimer)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Warlord of Elephants on November 02, 2006, 02:29:44 AM
The little known Gaucho nose flute?  :-\ First Last Post anywho. Sin.WoE.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 02, 2006, 02:36:02 AM
Excellent first last post there but can't let you keep it.

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Extremely important PM winging its way to Mero.....
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Warlord of Elephants on November 02, 2006, 02:42:48 AM
The Pampas Theremin?  ??? Sin. WoE.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 02, 2006, 02:46:44 AM
no idea!

wants post!

last post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on November 02, 2006, 02:47:34 AM
Fifth Clue: Associated with the Tango, to the point of (in Argentina) being the definitive instrument for a Tango band...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Warlord of Elephants on November 02, 2006, 03:19:50 AM
Putting quite a squeeze on us don't you think? Last Post Sin WoE.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on November 02, 2006, 03:24:42 AM
Yes indeed, it's related to the Accordion, WOE. I suspect you don't want the responsibility, eh?
For the rest of you, it's considered much more expressive than the Accordion...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 02, 2006, 03:25:07 AM
Last Tango in Paris Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on November 02, 2006, 03:32:42 AM
Since this is a really obscure instrument.

It might be misunderstood by a Portugese speaker as referring to a big cat from Uttar Pradesh...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Warlord of Elephants on November 02, 2006, 03:36:50 AM
Well I couldn't remeber how to spell it or anything but I Googled it  Bandoneon (I knew that these kinds instruments were used with Tango music).

Sorry if I cheated Sin. WoE. Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on November 02, 2006, 03:40:48 AM
Bandonion is quite close, but no cigar.  :P
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Warlord of Elephants on November 02, 2006, 03:46:07 AM
Well poot I guess bandoneon isn't right either.... Heck Sin. WoE. 
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on November 02, 2006, 03:50:45 AM
If you were a devotee of the Tango Bar in Costa Rica, you would be familiar with the instrument. The local Internet Morning Paper recognizes it, though the offical Costa Rica tourism site thinks it's an accordion  ::).
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Post by: Warlord of Elephants on November 02, 2006, 04:11:33 AM
Well I can't figure it out. It's another[i/] early long day tomorrow so I shall say good night and take this up in the morning Last Post Sin. WoE
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 02, 2006, 05:29:56 AM
Bandoneón is the only thing I can think of...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 02, 2006, 06:07:11 AM
Concertina?  No? rats ...

Chemnitzer? No? rats ...

Reed Organ? (well, it's the final simile I remember for "accordian".  *sigh*  Obviously, it's not an ENGLISH word, so I will humbly give it up. *bigger-sigh*)

Maybe, the word bandoneon without the accent-mark that Sib Chatty used (if it is, SHE is the winner) No? rats.

Okay: one more word:  organito.  No?  This time, I really do give up, then.

Last post, at least
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Gloria The Camel on November 02, 2006, 06:32:09 AM
Hello all!!! I could just tell there would be a lst post thread in here somewhere...Dear oh dear me...

First Last Post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 02, 2006, 07:21:17 AM
It's the original.  Q packed it with him on the back of a Llama.  ;D
Some bits fell off, though... llamas are a rough ride!

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on November 02, 2006, 09:08:42 AM
I read something about this last week, went and found the article.

Last bandaleon Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 02, 2006, 11:39:22 AM
Coming too late again and just left to taking the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Warlord of Elephants on November 02, 2006, 11:42:12 AM
Morning all Last Post and off to work Sin.WoE.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 02, 2006, 02:34:16 PM
Last grumpy* Post



___________

* so what was the friggin' word, then? <sour-grin> (was up all night thinkin' 'bout it ... *bleah*
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 02, 2006, 03:59:38 PM
Was actually unable to find a special name for the Argentinean bandonion (not even in the portuguese wikipedia).
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on November 02, 2006, 04:14:56 PM
It was B a n d a l e o n.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on November 02, 2006, 04:33:21 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on November 02, 2006, 07:21:17 AM
It's the original.  Q packed it with him on the back of a Llama.  ;D

Hmmm... speaking of llama-oids, I notice that Alpaca's been scarce for the past while.  As has Outis.  Anyone heard from them?  Outis didn't run out of butter, did she?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on November 02, 2006, 09:59:17 PM
OK, how do we start a new word for the Last Post?  (I've got one in mind)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 02, 2006, 10:03:01 PM
PM to Mero or NoName... they'll pop it into the word filter for you.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Warlord of Elephants on November 02, 2006, 11:21:37 PM
Home again for awhile.... Last Post Sin. WoE.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 03, 2006, 12:16:30 AM
Quote from: Quasimodo (The Meromorph) on November 02, 2006, 04:14:56 PM
It was B a n d a l e o n.


??? Didn't sib Chatty post that one?

And why didn't it show on my post as well?

I don't get it at all ...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on November 03, 2006, 01:10:28 AM
Sibling Chatty posted Bandoneón.
Not                   Bandaleon.
They are actually quite different instruments...
Google both.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on November 03, 2006, 02:32:03 AM
Ok, I'm thinking of a new word. 

Clue No 1: Irish fruit.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Warlord of Elephants on November 03, 2006, 02:42:18 AM
Erm... Potato or Potatoe? Last Post Sin WoE.

Yes I know they are actually Incan vegetables I just wanted last post and couldn't think of any Irish fruits....
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Gloria The Camel on November 03, 2006, 07:51:11 AM
Lepers!

...Oh wait I mean leprechauns...

:-\

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on November 03, 2006, 09:55:59 AM
Don't be too literal.

Gloria's first guess is almost another clue.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Gloria The Camel on November 03, 2006, 10:01:56 AM
leper>leamer>leamers eat berris>Red berries>Blue berris>Green berries.

BLUE BERRIES!

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 03, 2006, 10:49:32 AM
Not nuts in may, I presume?
Obviously I have lost my touch for LPWBing. I didn't even come near with any of those in the last days.
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Gloria The Camel on November 03, 2006, 11:01:51 AM
Why not Nuts in June? Huh? Punk? Why not?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 03, 2006, 02:27:32 PM
Is it whiskey?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 03, 2006, 06:11:48 PM
Wikipedia has to say the following about Irish fruit cake
"Irish fruit cake is a type of fruit cake that originated in Ireland. It is made up of strawberries, apples, sugar, raspberries, and whiskey. It is topped off with frosting."

strawberry
raspberry
apple
then there are hazelnuts / hazelnut

Would be too simple
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then there is this stuff called barmbrack
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 03, 2006, 06:20:07 PM
Sinéad O'Connor    ;D


Not it?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on November 03, 2006, 09:07:31 PM
Irish Fruit?

Hmm, I'll second the whiskey.

Or, maybe a nice Irish Coffee,  ahh!

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Gloria The Camel on November 03, 2006, 10:18:37 PM
Yeah whiskey seems like the right sort of answer? Ooooh what about Guiness?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 04, 2006, 12:18:43 AM
Remember, no Irishman is ever truly drunk as long as he can hold onto a blade of grass and not fall off the face of the Earth.

Anyway...Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 04, 2006, 01:25:41 AM
Quote from: Quasimodo (The Meromorph) on November 03, 2006, 01:10:28 AM
Sibling Chatty posted Bandoneón.
Not                   Bandaleon.
They are actually quite different instruments...
Google both.

I did; got essentially the same results:  an accordian-like instrument of specific design.

*phooie*

I think using such obscure, non-English words is...  :censored:

(in the words of Eric Cartman)

":censored: you guys, I'm going home"

:mrgreen:

(and whomever may keep the last post)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on November 04, 2006, 02:24:58 AM
And you call yourself a bright? :smartass: :oops:
If you listened to NPR more, you'd have heard of it years ago! :1eye:
Next time, I'll PM you the word before I suggest it, eh? :crabbie:

Jeez, ya want we should start a 'Special Olympics' version of LPWB just for you? :P

Seriously though, someone got it really quickly considering how obscure it is, I only ever get these when there's about thirty clues already!  :stupid:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 04, 2006, 03:35:39 AM
Quote from: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 04, 2006, 01:25:41 AM
Quote from: Quasimodo (The Meromorph) on November 03, 2006, 01:10:28 AM
Sibling Chatty posted Bandoneón.
Not                   Bandaleon.
They are actually quite different instruments...
Google both.

I did; got essentially the same results:  an accordian-like instrument of specific design.

Did better than me then. I googled "both" and didn't get anything about instruments  ;D   (please dont smite me)

It's been at least 49 hours since I had the

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 04, 2006, 04:36:28 AM
Sultana Strawberry Currant Bramley Apples Raspberries Blackberries Oscar Wilde Honeydew Melons

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Gloria The Camel on November 04, 2006, 06:11:24 AM
I get it! They're all berries or former berries!

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 04, 2006, 10:32:16 AM
By now I think that the "fruit" is only metaphorical.
Hm, what is Ireland known for (except the IRA)?
Jonathan Swift, George Bernard Shaw, Yeats ?
And then there is of course the FBI (Foreign Bureau of Ireland ???)
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 04, 2006, 01:24:40 PM
Quote from: Aphos on November 04, 2006, 12:18:43 AM
Remember, no Irishman is ever truly drunk as long as he can hold onto a blade of grass and not fall off the face of the Earth.

Anyway...Last Post

You sure you're not talking about me? I'm not Irish, but it fits my description...

Last imanalcoholicandiknowitandillhaveadrinkrightnowtoproveit Post

:mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Warlord of Elephants on November 04, 2006, 02:14:55 PM
Celtic bananas? Irish peas? Gaelic persimmons? Wool? I don't know... I want Last Post Sin WoE.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 04, 2006, 06:36:40 PM
Irish proverb:
Reality is an illusion caused by lack of whisky/whiskey

What's the Irish(Gaelic?) word for potato?

Last catch that bull Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on November 04, 2006, 08:20:37 PM
OK, managed to find the Internet in the wilds of the Australian Alps.

DD's last guess was both half right and in another sense way off the mark.  You're all still being too literal

Clue no 2: a small jumper

Oh, and last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 04, 2006, 08:36:06 PM
An Irish kangaroo rat with a blueberry?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 04, 2006, 11:29:39 PM
Skippy the Bush Kangaroo in a Carmen Miranda hat with a Catholic schoolgirls dress and blouse with sweater, wearing platform ankle-strap wedgies. Eating a watermelon.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 05, 2006, 03:48:57 AM
Leprechaun with a parachute and bilberry coloured nose.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 05, 2006, 05:18:20 AM
Penguin on ice skates with a George Bernard Shaw mask on, eating champagne grapes and wearing plaid knickerbockers??

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 05, 2006, 10:36:24 AM
Was there a clue about how many syllables that jumping Irish fruit posesses?
Last No idea, really Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Warlord of Elephants on November 05, 2006, 02:42:42 PM
A kumquat on a bungee cord? Grapes with springs? A pumpkin in a compressed air cannon? Last Post anyway..... Sin.WoE.
Gotta go make potato pancakes for Ms. Warlord....
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 05, 2006, 05:06:39 PM
Due to lack of further clues I am pretty clueless at the moment.
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 05, 2006, 05:43:51 PM
Hmm... Cranberries are an Irish fruit, less literally speaking.  While juniper has berries, it's more useful for gin than anything else.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on November 05, 2006, 08:19:34 PM
More clues.

No 3) Four syllables in the name of this group of animals

No 4) The biggest member of the biggest group is red, but this is the smallest group.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on November 06, 2006, 01:31:18 AM
Hmm? Group of animals?  I thought we wuz talkin' bout Irish fruit?

Last (I am really cornfused, must be all of the Irish Whiskey) Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 06, 2006, 02:00:48 AM
Potato Heads
NO?

Sad.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 06, 2006, 10:09:06 AM
If someone says whiskey one more time, I'll be having some drinking problems again... :D

Anyway, as I'm clueless, I'll just snatch the Last Post and leave...

L:Ast P:Ost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Warlord of Elephants on November 06, 2006, 10:56:06 AM
Hmmm An Irish animal that used to be a fruit (possibly a berry)And now we can't use the "W" word.... I have no idea I guess I'll take the Last Post and go to work. Sin.WoE.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Black Bart on November 06, 2006, 01:56:54 PM
Is a Banshee a type of fruit?

No, no hang, on that's a Lychee!

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on November 06, 2006, 03:58:36 PM
*strikes Helpful Admin pose*

It might have been a slight tactical error to use that first clue (funny as it is) as the first clue...
Perhaps if you consider Clues 3 and 4 first and then add in clues 1 and 2...

* abandons Helpful Admin pose, and runs for his binkie *
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 06, 2006, 05:17:54 PM
If I just remember how the clues were numbered or wouldn't be too lazy to look it up.
You mother was a ham(p)ster and you father smelled like elderberries!
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What about Huckleberry Finn ;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on November 06, 2006, 08:00:57 PM
Quote from: Quasimodo (The Meromorph) on November 06, 2006, 03:58:36 PM
*strikes Helpful Admin pose*

It might have been a slight tactical error to use that first clue (funny as it is) as the first clue...
Perhaps if you consider Clues 3 and 4 first and then add in clues 1 and 2...

* abandons Helpful Admin pose, and runs for his binkie *

Thank you Quasi, I was beginning to realise I may have lead peole astray by being a bit too cryptic.  I hope everyone gets a laugh when we finally get there.  To summarise the clues:

Clue 1) Irish fruit This is a clue about the word itself, not about the thing that the word names

Clue 2) Small jumper This says something about the thing named by the word

Clue 3) Four syllables in the name of this group of animals The word is not a collective noun

Clue 4) The biggest member of the biggest group is red, but this is the smallest group. This group is part of a more widely recognised group that has more or less three sub-groups, this is the smallest of the three sub groups in terms of the animal size.  Generally people do not distinguish between the members of the target group and simply call them all by the group name that we are trying to find.

Clue 5) These animals are found in Australia


Last hopefully helpful Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Warlord of Elephants on November 06, 2006, 09:48:32 PM
Wallaby or wombat..... Still not sure about the fruit thing though Last Post Sin. WoE
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 07, 2006, 12:52:33 AM
Are there any marsupials smaller that bandicoots?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on November 07, 2006, 01:24:49 AM
Bonus clue:  Some of these are definitely red-necks...  ;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Warlord of Elephants on November 07, 2006, 01:45:58 AM
The lesser rednecked Wallaroo? Aghhhh!!!! I don't know kangaroos!!!! Poot.... Last Post Anyway Sin. WoE.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 07, 2006, 03:19:51 AM
I guess it must be a !!! LAST POST WORD BINGO WINNER !! then. Whyever didn't we think of that?

If I'm right, I'll PM myself a new word  ;D

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EDIT  LOL Nice clues. p a d e m e l o n
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 07, 2006, 03:32:12 AM
New word in.

seven syllables

An agent could be used in this way.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on November 07, 2006, 05:10:47 AM
Well done NoName!  I was beginning to think I had been too clever by half...

Quote from: Sibling Chatty on November 07, 2006, 12:52:33 AM
Are there any marsupials smaller that bandicoots?

Oh yes, there are lots - all manner of marsupial mice, antechinas (spelling?), ring-tail possums, bilbies, gliders (sugar ~, feather tail ~, leadbetters possum etc etc) and all the other ones I can't think of just now.

Bandicoots are cute, but they can be a right pain in camp - have to make sure all the food is well secured!

--

I'll have to think inconspicuosly about the new word - drat only six syllables!

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Bluenose
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 07, 2006, 03:23:37 PM
Are we talking about fbi agents, selling agents, or non-human agents?

Last justdidntknowwhattosaysoijustwrotetheabovedown Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 07, 2006, 04:56:48 PM
undercoverofdarkness
undiplomatically
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 07, 2006, 10:15:03 PM
Last (haventgotaclue) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on November 07, 2006, 11:26:32 PM
Hmm, Last (The Shadow Knows, or Does He? or She? Wonder if The Shadow is a man or a woman?) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 08, 2006, 04:47:19 AM
Last of the Totally Clueless Posts...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 08, 2006, 07:44:25 AM
I will join the club of the clueless...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Warlord of Elephants on November 08, 2006, 11:43:51 AM
Counter Intelligence, counter intelligantive (is that even a word?) I don't know Last Post. Sin. Woe.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 08, 2006, 01:03:02 PM
zerozerosevening?
Last clues, I need clues Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Black Bart on November 08, 2006, 01:40:16 PM
Listening to Zero Seven Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 08, 2006, 04:05:53 PM
Soralifa kela walla
kadun rifa gatun talla
walla jetun ergun pita
kela nertu kadun rita

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on November 08, 2006, 04:50:00 PM
It almost implies one is in favor of Jewish symbols.

Last here's-another-clue-then Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 09, 2006, 02:17:02 AM
Last "Find the Menorah and the candles, where's my Magen David, kiss the Mezuzah on the way out of the house, too, and get your Chai necklace, your Tefillit and your tallit on, and fluff up your tzizit." Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Warlord of Elephants on November 09, 2006, 02:41:26 AM
Last Golem wearing a Star of David hidding the Torah in The Ark of the Covenet Post. Sin. WoE.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 09, 2006, 03:08:05 AM
Did you know that a certain type of breast cancer is very common to ashkenazi jews?

Very obscure clue hehe. But since we have dived off down this path it seems as good as any.

I love the guesses. This a great word for great guesses. OOOOOh I'm having fun thinking what path to send you all off on next.

only the first sentence in this post is a clue

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EDIT Woops I miscounted, six syllables not seven. Thanks Bluenose. Quasi would you like to confirm it is six, maybe I have a problem with my fingers :)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 09, 2006, 04:41:02 AM
Still no clue, NoName.

But I do have the...

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 09, 2006, 03:57:27 PM
Are we going cabbalistic now? Or are we talking about false noses, moustaches and whigs instead?
Last confused and sleepy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on November 09, 2006, 04:07:31 PM
Yus, it's six syllables.
Note I said it's almost... So simply naming Jewish symbols won't do it.  :)

It's an adverb.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 09, 2006, 04:14:03 PM
I have obviously lost my touch concerning the LPWB (and I have the suspicion that I already said that somewhere above).
Last is dementia approaching Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on November 09, 2006, 04:16:29 PM
It might be thought of as how you should address a casual sex partner. :D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 09, 2006, 11:44:32 PM
Biting my lips and not saying what I just thought, except for

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on November 10, 2006, 01:27:09 AM
Quote from: Sibling Chatty on November 09, 2006, 11:44:32 PM
Biting my lips and not saying what I just thought, except for

Last Post

Six syllables, Sibling Chatty! :P
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 10, 2006, 02:09:07 AM
Well lets open this LPWB up a bit more - I've just found the noun of this word used in relation to making the Windows Operating System safer. That should be a real help.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 10, 2006, 04:53:26 AM
Not possible...ever (let's see, yup that's six syllables)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 10, 2006, 07:31:22 AM
Six syllables... Dump it and use Linux.

That works.

Last Post.

;D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 10, 2006, 01:16:51 PM
Let's see:

Blotched firewall (4 syllables)
Windows update (4 again)

or perhaps...

removable browser!

Nah, that's only in Europe.

a power outage? (4  :-\)

I know! its (un)reliability!  :D

In reality the only way to make windows truly secure is by

Pulling the network cord
:mrgreen:

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 10, 2006, 04:12:34 PM
!!! LAST POST WORD BINGO WINNER !!
security conscious
Can't see the Jewish connection
Last hopeless Post

Edit: OK, it was p r o p h y l a c t i c a l l y

Thinking ab out a new word (are names allowed again?)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on November 10, 2006, 04:31:45 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 10, 2006, 04:12:34 PMCan't see the Jewish connection

Pro-Phylacteries...  ;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 10, 2006, 05:02:21 PM
Coincidentally I looked for phylactery in wikipedia yesterday because of a Lovecraft connection. It did not bring me towards the LPWB. It was the casual sex (and a Leisure Suit Larry (I, Land of the Lounge Lizards) reminiscence, the scene where he has to buy a condom in the shop :D)

I sent a new LPWB to NoName.

First clue:
What would the Queen say when Cheney got one as a retirement gift?
Second clue:
Not in the English wikipedia
Third clue
A person with a similar name to a bicycle inventor tried to reintroduce it.
Fourth Clue
3 syllables
Fifth clue
Should it be used in a song it would have an extra syllable
Sixth clue
the fifth clue is a language hint

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on November 10, 2006, 07:58:16 PM
No time to figure out these complicated but interesting clues right now Swato, maybe this weekend.

So for now, I will just kidnap,
The Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 11, 2006, 12:34:33 PM
So, the Last Post will take a nap with its children?
I fear I have to wake it up in order to interrogate it alternatively.
Last this post does not contain a LPWB clue Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 11, 2006, 01:53:37 PM
I've saved the Last Post and it's beeing brought home at this moment...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 12, 2006, 05:14:39 AM
New word in censor.

My jewish connection was that women with a strong genetic likelihood of developing breast cancer often opt for a prophylactic double mastectomy (and indeed oopherectomy or however that is spelt and some even the whole kaboodle). And one of the genes is common in ashkenazi jews. In fact, I am thinking of having my whole body off.....

But first I'll snatch the

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 12, 2006, 06:11:18 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 10, 2006, 05:02:21 PM


I sent a new LPWB to NoName.

First clue:
What would the Queen say when Cheney got one as a retirement gift?
Second clue:
Not in the English wikipedia
Third clue
A person with a similar name to a bicycle inventor tried to reintroduce it.
Fourth Clue
3 syllables
Fifth clue
Should it be used in a song it would have an extra syllable
Sixth clue
the fifth clue is a language hint

Last Post


Something about Dick...Cheney? Ick on Dick...Cheney.

I dunno.

Montgolfiere invented the hot air balloon, not the bicycle, right?? I get confused easy anymore. :-\

Nevertheless,
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 12, 2006, 09:10:05 AM
The Queen/Cheney hint aims toward a)the sound of the word b)the type of item.
The bicycle inventor is today mainly connected with a rail vehicle. His name sounds like the guy who invented a modern version of the LPWB (but is spelled differently).
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 12, 2006, 05:13:25 PM
I dunno.  Maybe the Queen would give Cheney a spanking...or at least a hard head thump?

Anyway...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 12, 2006, 06:02:13 PM
It's something the queen would say or being reported to be (actually not to be) that would sound very similar to the LPWB which would fit with Cheney.
Maybe the way over the man sounding like the bicyle inventor will be more helpful although you may be pricked with a needle made in 1841.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 12, 2006, 10:39:16 PM
I liked the French clue best.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 13, 2006, 12:27:44 AM
last post

NOT

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I'm just not that formal on weekends.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on November 13, 2006, 12:46:22 AM
I cannot think of the answer to LPWB now, I can't get the image of the Queen giving Cheney a spanking out of my head! :o

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 13, 2006, 10:06:46 AM
Maybe you should think of a Fench woman enjoying herself. That could lead you to the LPWB (despite it not actually being enjoyable, except maybe for the vice).

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You can find it in the German wikipedia with an umlaut with a reference to the needle guy sounding the same as the bicycle guy.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 13, 2006, 07:21:16 PM
If I were a French woman I bet I wouldn't be when someone else takes my

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mangled clue - and needs further mangling probably best ignored
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on November 13, 2006, 07:46:10 PM
Obviously we are all in need of a little inspiration...


Yes, that was a clue.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 13, 2006, 11:37:22 PM
I'm considering taking a trip to Boeotia for a little assistance.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 14, 2006, 07:58:16 AM
OK, not Montgolfiere...it was Lallement that itvented the bicycle. (Not Baron von Drais, his didn't have pedals and all...) John Kemp Starley invented the 'modern' bicycle, the safety bicycle with the similar size wheels, rather than the high wheeled ones.

Arrrgh...can we get a little less esoteric with the clues? This is one of the reasons people hate LPWB...it excludes the bilingual way too often, the esoterica is not always understandable even when explained, and there's no way to follow some clues. For instance, the 1841 needle...are we talking weaponry (Johann Nicholas von Dreyse and the Prussians), magnetism (Daniel Davis), Thoreaus journals, Emerson's Essays on Compensation and Polarity?  Or Zophar Jayne, M.D. and his 1841 hypodermic syringe? Sewing needles?? Would that be Thimmoniere or Newton and Archbold?? Both made "needle news" in 1841. Wheatstone's single needle telegraph was introduced in 1841 as well.

You see the dilemma.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 14, 2006, 11:41:54 AM
You are on the right way. Drais was the first to build a bi-cycle with the wheels behind each other (as compared to a cart or ricsaw). Yes, Dreyse is your needle guy.
Later in life he proposed a modernized version (and built a few) of the LPWB.
Now try to get the name of that taking altenatively
a) the French lady enjoying herself
b) a standard statement by the queen (usually negative)
c) the absence of a certain dance or musical instrument

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Black Bart on November 14, 2006, 01:24:45 PM
I've never understood the Last Post...I am a simple Pirate and my favourite invention was the 'Gray's safety Hook' which resembled a very large safety pin.  Though very functional it never caught on because the owner looked a complete buffoon! Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 14, 2006, 03:20:58 PM
This is only the Last Post...

Nothing else...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 14, 2006, 03:55:28 PM
Even more monosyllabic
LaPst

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 14, 2006, 04:00:51 PM
The clues at the bottom of the last page from Quasi and myself are fairly direct leads to the central part of the word for those who like that type of crossword clue. This part is syllable two of three, although the first syllable is an obvious one to add to the second syllable if you get the second syllable. If you go this route, Swato's clues would then lead you to completing the actual word.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 14, 2006, 04:16:04 PM
The king in the source for Rigoletto does what the queen stereotypically is not. Now get the spelling right and fire away.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on November 14, 2006, 04:23:31 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 14, 2006, 04:16:04 PM
The king in the source for Rigoletto does what the queen stereotypically is not. Now get the spelling right and fire away.

Last maybe I should go to a park for it Post

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 14, 2006, 05:11:48 PM
As was the park remark.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on November 14, 2006, 07:55:05 PM
I'm coming to the conclusion that current fashion (not just good Swatopluk's) in LPWB clues is to make statements that are clearly true about the word, but that give no actual clue to the poor player...  ::)
It's making the game very frustrating...

Here's a Clue.
It's a type of gun.


Last intervening-for-the-common-good Post.  :P
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 14, 2006, 08:39:21 PM
WOW!!

A real clue!!

I'll take my headache to have a nap and meditate on that.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 14, 2006, 09:26:44 PM
Nor a pistol, revolver or rifle, or are we talking knives, swords and spades?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on November 14, 2006, 09:37:02 PM
We're talking a swiveling light field cannon. You won't find the word by a google searvh with that... ;D

Queen Victoria was the queen associated with the Queen 'clue'...

Last damn-this-an-obscure-word Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on November 14, 2006, 09:46:15 PM
French word plus Walt Disney plus a french lady amusing herself (er ahem) plus swiveling cannon = amusette.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 14, 2006, 11:56:45 PM
I do believe you've got it VC.

Raises thanks to several gods.  ::)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on November 15, 2006, 02:54:53 AM
LPWB was a m u s e t t e.


Too tired tonight NoName, I'll think of something tomorrow and PM it to you, still no formal names right?  So for now, I'll just be grabbing the..........

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Still cannot get the picture of the Queen spanking Dick out of my head. ;D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 15, 2006, 10:54:48 AM
Here the explanation for the clues:

The standardized negative reply of the queen is: The queen is/was not amused (distortedly spoken a-mu-zedt)
Hints towards Cheney because it was a firearm (and connected to the saying of shooting at sparrows with cannons meaning overdoing something)[the Queen is known to not like Cheney]
French lady enjoing herself => amuse plus ending -ette
A musette is also a dance and the name of a few different musical instruments. Their absence would be noted as "a musette" (cf. a capella = without orchestra).
The item being a weapon of war would not be tolerated in an amusement park of Walt Disney.
Drais invented an early form of bicycle (without pedals). His name sounds like that of Dreyse, inventor of the needle gun (the first bolt action rifle) that got into production 1841. Later he proposed a modern form of the  a m u s e t t e  with a lock mechanism similar to the rifle (Zündnadelstandbüchse).

I thought the Cheney hint would be a giveaway towards firearms (esp. together with needle 1841) and the others directly point at "amuse".
There are also some links between Dreyse and the weapon in question to be found.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 15, 2006, 04:37:38 PM
Quasi's clue and mine were pointing towards a-muse, the nine muses of Helicon, Helicon being in an area of Greece - Boeotia. Muse, inspiration.

Anyway even if no one understands the clueing I still snatch the

Last Post nee-naa-nee-naaa

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on November 15, 2006, 09:55:35 PM
 I'll go ahead and post the first clue, but NN has not placed it in the filter yet, so all of you smart scallywags, no guessing correctly on the first clue, okay?  Wait for the second clue.  :D


Clue #1:  The French and Indian War

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 16, 2006, 12:09:27 PM
Fennimore Cooper?
Any Mohicans in short supply?
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on November 16, 2006, 01:02:09 PM
Very good, Swato, you are not only warm, but also very hot (or is that H.O.T.?). 

Clue #2:  Uncas and Chingachgook probably did not wear them but Natty Bumppo most likely did.


(As a young girl, when I first read The Last of the Mohicans, I was madly in love with Uncas, thought that Major Duncan Heyward lacked courage and wished that Magua would just let bygones be bygones and get on with his life.  No clue here, just useless information about how weird I truly am. :D )

Last Last of the Mohicans Post


PS:  If you guess the word on this one, I have not received confirmation from NN that she has put it into the word filter yet.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 16, 2006, 02:09:53 PM
Probably not the leatherstockings because he did wear them not just "likely". Did he wear a special kind of hat?
H.O.T. doesn't yield useful meanings in this area (I doubt that he shot HOT missiles or drove a hybrid car or watched Korean pop on Home Order TV [to name just a few possibilities]).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on November 16, 2006, 09:52:45 PM
Oops, forgot about the leatherstockings!  Let me correct the previous clue and say that Heyward probably wore these.  H.O.T. wasn't a clue Swato; I was just clumsily trying to say that you were on the right track, mea culpa.

Clue #3: Hawkeye

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 17, 2006, 02:59:37 AM
Having not followed the clues, I will just say...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 17, 2006, 03:00:02 AM
Word is in.

You may all be barking up the wrong tree.

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edit.....delay caused by Norton Internet Security taking control of my laptop..... apologies
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on November 17, 2006, 04:37:27 AM
Thank you NoName, sorry to hear of the laptop woes.

Last (love-hate relationship with computers and laptops) Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 17, 2006, 10:19:57 AM
Quite some time since I last Cooper-ed.
Will neeed some thought before I come up with more (they probably did not wear a stetson in those days but all od them leather breeches. What could the major have? It was pre-revolver time... a telescope or spyglass maybe?
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on November 17, 2006, 12:25:10 PM
French name for Natty Bumppo, aka Hawkeye, aka .............


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Black Bart on November 17, 2006, 01:18:18 PM
Fish Net Stockings...better on a wench than a mohican!

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 17, 2006, 03:09:03 PM
You mean the knife/bayonet of the professional hunter, aka deerslayer (German: Hirschfänger)?
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Obviously not.
mirette de faucon or yeux de faucon would be the French word for hawkeye
Can't find a french nickname. The Hurons also called him the long rifle.
Was the bowie knife already used at the time?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on November 17, 2006, 07:10:49 PM
Swato....

You gave me the right answer already, now just think of another way to say it, think synonyms.

Last (Is there any subject that you are not knowledgeable about Swato?) Post  :)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 17, 2006, 08:01:23 PM
Don't tell anybody but broad knowledge is usually shallow in most places. The main advantage is to be able to rapidly built on existing seeds if necessary. There are a lot of gaping black holes (almost everything to do with pop culture included). Obscure knowledge is also a good cover for a lack of basics.

Disadvantage: not seeing the forest for the trees (i.e. not finding the simple answers because to many obscure ones block the view). Now e.g. I am more or less looking for a 18th century fashion catalogue for pioneers, scouts, pathfinders, and other people clad in deerskins carrying muzzle-loaders wearing beaver and racoon caps and either moccassins or leather boots. Lots of people in the trapper business in those days.

Okay, I gave up and googled for the French nickname: La Longue Carabine (doesn't work either)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on November 17, 2006, 08:14:27 PM
Swato!

You've got it!  I think that the winner post did not come up due to the hyphen, take the hyphen out and repost.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 17, 2006, 08:24:10 PM
Okay it seems that the word is muzzleloaders
m u z z l e l o a d e r (s).

New word will be sent to NoName

Clue 1: Think diplomacy old style and Morocco feline

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on November 17, 2006, 08:42:49 PM
Great job Swato.

I posted the clue French and Indian war because many m u z z l e loaders were used.

I posted the clue about their clothing to relate it to breeches; breechloader is another name for a m u z z l e loader.

Natty Bumppo was called Hawkeye because he was a sharp shooter with said firearm.

The Huron called him "La Longue Carabine again due to his expertise with the weapon.


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 17, 2006, 08:53:34 PM
Actually the breechloader is the opposite of the muzzle-loader.
Btw, the name long carbine is a self-contradiction. A carbine is a shortened version of a normal rifle/musket/etc or a pistol with an added stock (originally for use by the cavalry).
By coincidence I am at the moment deep into historic weaponry and plan to expand a few wikipedia entries on such subjects (in German, the exact English technical terms are sometimes a bit difficult to obtain).

Last Post for today

The single clue for the new LPWB should suffice. It's quite an easy one.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 17, 2006, 09:06:39 PM
New LPWB is in.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Duke on November 18, 2006, 03:37:30 AM
Hello, I'll relieve you of your Last Post, and take it for myself.


Duke
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 18, 2006, 08:58:54 AM
So long as you don't relieve yourself on the


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 18, 2006, 11:24:55 AM
It was big cat week in Morocco when the LPWB was around.
The diplomats didn't like it at all despite using it freely on other occasions. Two syllables that even Dubya would understand even without Kerry explaining the practical aspects to him.

Steve McQueen had an encounter with it in China btw.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 18, 2006, 08:45:37 PM
Merely

the

Last

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Duke on November 19, 2006, 08:55:07 AM
We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when..............


Last Post,


Duke
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 19, 2006, 03:05:06 PM
LAST POST!!!!!!!

its official.

I'm making another attempt to come back.

(I het its futile)

*sigh*

~Qwerty
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 19, 2006, 05:02:04 PM
Why do you think it futile. Abit of fresh air is always welcome in a dusty monastery. Okay, with fishes it would more likely be slime than dust (no moral judgement implied).....

Last and fresh air or water may not be the first option for salt water fish Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Duke on November 19, 2006, 07:31:53 PM
So many people say they have the Last Post, but there is only one. And it is mine.


Duke
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 20, 2006, 06:53:58 AM
yeah, no.

mine.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 20, 2006, 08:08:26 AM
This Last Post??

Mine.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 20, 2006, 08:19:36 AM
no, the one that you don't have anymore.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 20, 2006, 11:38:38 AM
I haven't taken the Last Post for a long time so I'm doing it now...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 20, 2006, 01:42:01 PM
I'll take it so you can enjoy claiming it anew.
The Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Duke on November 20, 2006, 04:57:24 PM
Good morning! I hope you don't mind if I stop by and take the Last Post.


Duke
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 20, 2006, 05:26:59 PM
While you are here you could also try our new LPWB (although it is not eatable).

A big cat in Morocco was involved when diplomats got pretty angry despite them using the LPWB on a regular base otherwere. Dubya would have liked it and it would not have been even necessary for Kerry to explain the details of the two syllables that are the LPWB.
Of course, Dubya could mistake it for a snake or a bird or a ringing thing by misjudging the size of the second syllable. All the easier because they all could have been found in Vietnam.
Steve McQueen had an encounter with one in China
JFK had intimate knowledge of something similar.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Duke on November 20, 2006, 05:32:32 PM
Sorry, I'm not here, but if I were, I'd be glad to try your Last Post Word Bingo. But, Last Post.


Duke
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 20, 2006, 05:42:09 PM
Ah, Duke is having a bursar moment (I wish I was here)!

Last word has also a nice percussion sound Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on November 20, 2006, 05:53:08 PM
I'm two weeks out of touch for the LPWB, so I'll just take the last post and let the other folks figure out the current word.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 20, 2006, 07:56:15 PM
curse ye and yer infallible LPWB!

I'll destroy it yet...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 21, 2006, 03:19:04 AM
dhjowmdnc,x,s,whbbm, ya

Last mad Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 21, 2006, 04:36:44 AM
garrrrrrrrrrrrrssssslseeeep.

I need sleep.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Duke on November 21, 2006, 06:07:10 AM
I need wake. Is that possible? I need Last Post, too.


Duke
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 21, 2006, 08:49:30 AM
Lastness of Postitude is mine!

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 21, 2006, 11:13:50 AM
Quote from: Duke on November 21, 2006, 06:07:10 AM
I need wake. Is that possible? I need Last Post, too.
Duke

Beware my wake-homing Last Post torpedos (lat.: stupor, inertia)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 21, 2006, 11:33:56 AM
Quote from: Duke on November 21, 2006, 06:07:10 AM
I need wake. Is that possible? I need Last Post, too.


Duke

no 'cause as you posted that, you weren't sleeeping.


duh.

~Qwerty
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 21, 2006, 11:37:38 AM
I've almost forgotten to wake up this morning...

The body said get out of bed, the head wouldn't listen...

Fortunately, my head is weak...

And now I'm day-dreaming all day...

Last amiawake? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 21, 2006, 12:01:20 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 21, 2006, 11:37:38 AM
And now I'm day-dreaming all day...
Last amiawake? Post

Define awake in the Platonist sense and give evidence for you fulfilling those conditions. Explain the difference to the same concept in Zen-Buddhism. Don't fall asleep while doing it or the results may be tainted.
Last Am I just somebody else's dream or is that somebody me by chance Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 21, 2006, 12:21:55 PM
Interesting concept...

I'll let you know how it worked out, when I wake up...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on November 21, 2006, 02:35:05 PM
I brew my "awake" in a pot, then pour it into a cup and add sugar and milk to it.

;D

Last why thank you, I think I will have another coffee Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 21, 2006, 03:07:32 PM
Raymond Smullyan had a series of logic riddles about day-types and night-types. The one group is always right while being awake (and completely wrong while asleep) the other the other way around. The topic of these riddles was usually to find out to which group somebody belonged and whether he was asleep or awake.

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Sleeping in the presence of the LPWB in action might be difficult
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Duke on November 21, 2006, 05:01:33 PM
Good morning, good morning! This means I am awake! Last Post.


Duke
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Kephra (Tansy) on November 21, 2006, 05:03:34 PM
Well I'm awake... and the lice I'm fighting are not.  'cuz they're dead.  Dead I tell you, dead!
(maniacal laughter)

Last comb-weilding post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on November 21, 2006, 06:43:27 PM
I'm having visions of that Gnarls Barkley video where the little bugs are running from the green cloud of insecticide.

Last watch out for Tansy if you have more than four legs Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 21, 2006, 07:37:38 PM
buenos tardes.

el last post-o es... mine.

Last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on November 21, 2006, 07:47:12 PM
Bon apres-midi!

Mon francais est mieux que mon espagnol (mais je ne sais pas comment faire les accents ici).

Last qui a mis les pingouins dans la baignoire? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Duke on November 22, 2006, 03:38:22 AM
I take the Last Post in the name of smoked salmon!


Duke
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 22, 2006, 05:22:44 AM
Turkey. Or things generally turkoid in disposition.

(Cornish hens on steroids?)

Last Post of foodishness.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 22, 2006, 08:49:46 AM
Oh, food talk again...

That reminds me, I didn't have any breakfast yet, could someone pass me the cold beer, urg, I mean, the tea...?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 22, 2006, 10:34:22 AM
Just had my tea but still don't feel well. Not as bad as yesterday but with growth potential.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 22, 2006, 11:16:19 AM
Just have another one...

... while I take the Last Post.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on November 22, 2006, 03:27:16 PM
Hi everyone!!!
I have been one busy sibling lately- but I want to keep in touch when I can.

All of you take care and be safe

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on November 22, 2006, 09:54:09 PM
Hey, look everybody!  Anthrobabe's back!

Keep looking...

Keep looking...

(sneaks over and...)

Yoink!

Got the last post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 22, 2006, 11:53:20 PM
I just got back from 12 hours away from home, and now its time for dinner

but I shall return to you guys, and other important people, and my lovely video games in due time.

~Qwerty
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 23, 2006, 02:15:34 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 21, 2006, 03:07:32 PM
Raymond Smullyan had a series of logic riddles about day-types and night-types. The one group is always right while being awake (and completely wrong while asleep) the other the other way around. The topic of these riddles was usually to find out to which group somebody belonged and whether he was asleep or awake.

Hope there weren't any Cretians in the groups. That would muddle the results.

Why hasn't that LPWB been sunk yet? 

Last hintful Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 23, 2006, 05:05:45 AM
LPWB is over my head.

Right now, regular bingo is over my head...

USians, have a Happy Thanksgiving Day...there is much to be thankful for. Especially my having the

Last Post!!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 23, 2006, 08:16:27 AM
The Last Post isn't a turkey.
I should know because I do not like turkeys but take the Last Post regularly.
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 23, 2006, 03:36:40 PM
unless its a cleverly disguised Turkey.

our new oven cooked an 18 pound turkey in like, 2 1/2 hours when before our old one coked it in about 7 hours.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on November 23, 2006, 03:50:44 PM
Ah, the benefits of GWBT* technology!



Last *as in "Gnomes with Blowtorches" Post


;D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 23, 2006, 10:21:52 PM
likely, it was.

and likely,

it is

the

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 24, 2006, 02:58:57 AM
Convection oven!!

Want, want, want...heck, i'd settle for a regular oven. Oh, I HAVE one, but the gas service will cost over a thousand dollars to re-plumb and re-install, so it's not working. But, I have a big roaster, and Mom with a full kitchen she never uses, so i'm OK.

And, after turkeying and dressinging and sweet tatering and all, this is my Last Post!! (At least until my hands stop cramping.)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 24, 2006, 09:39:07 AM
I have gone atavistic too. The neighbours at first protested as I made an open fire on the kitchen floor to roast the wild boar I speared yesterday but the first view of my battleaxe (the object not the person) made them happily retreat. I'll bring them a keg of mead in the evening.
Last Germanic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 24, 2006, 05:41:38 PM
Nice.

I think I'll pinch the last post from you while you take the feremented bee vomit over to the neighbor's.

Last post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 24, 2006, 07:26:36 PM
Be careful! I might have vomited on it too.
Last unhygienic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 25, 2006, 03:45:02 AM
This post has been brought to you by the letter P.

Pineapple!!

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 25, 2006, 09:17:24 AM
Be careful! Pineapple juice contains flesh-eating enzymes (no joke!), don't overdo consuming!
Last or say farewell to your teeth because they'll fall out Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 25, 2006, 05:30:16 PM
Drat. I love pineapple, but I sort of like my teeth more.

Last Oh man... :(post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 25, 2006, 11:20:27 PM
Fear not!! For over a year I ate at least a cup to cup and a half of chunk pineapple a day, and had no problems! (It was canned, not fresh, and my teeth were a mess already.) At least I got over the half a pineapple, cut up and then re-filled with grapes and strawberries added as a meal thing...eventually.

Last Where's the rest of the FruitSalad? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 26, 2006, 09:40:31 AM
My desire for pineapples didn't survive my first (nonballistic) oral encounter with one.

Last loathsome encounters of the fibrous kind Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 26, 2006, 07:03:05 PM
Nice. I'll still be eating pineapple, methinks.

Last eh post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 26, 2006, 10:24:41 PM
Home from the 12th Annual Big Dead Cow Festival (and Cake Appreciation Society Meeting).

Much eating of sirloin and Death By Chocolate cake has been done.

Last Nap Attack Post!!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 27, 2006, 12:54:43 PM
Shouldn't have talked about kidneys (see sibling below thread). My left one possibly is angry at me right now.
No LPWB hints in this Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 27, 2006, 03:13:43 PM
My kidneys have been complaining lately, that I haven't been drinking enough lately.

My liver as well...

But mostly my brain...

Last notmuchalcoholicanymore Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 27, 2006, 03:54:57 PM
That's actually the standard procedure: Drink more (though not necessarily EtOH)!
No booze on the LPWB or something is wrong.
Last full as a howitzer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 28, 2006, 03:04:58 AM
Last OMG i'm losing my mind Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 28, 2006, 03:43:56 AM
*pounce*

Caught it!

No, wait... that's just the Last Post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on November 28, 2006, 04:25:33 AM
At the height of the British EMpire, it was the only type of Diplomacy Britain used!

Last get-a-clue Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 28, 2006, 12:11:43 PM
Alcohol as the only policy?

I like that one, I think I'll start a political party formed by alcoholics...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 28, 2006, 12:15:24 PM
Another one? I thought political parties were the rehab method of choice for alcoholic party victims ;) .
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 28, 2006, 02:36:22 PM
But this one will actually be worth something...

It will actually do something to improve the situation of the world...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 28, 2006, 02:41:46 PM
And what will you do after you handed everyone a hearty drink?
Last prepare for the fight with the prohibition party (still in existence) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 28, 2006, 02:48:40 PM
Probably get really drunk..?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Kephra (Tansy) on November 28, 2006, 03:26:47 PM
And I'll be in the corner with shooters of Pepto.

Last pink (ickies!) coated Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 28, 2006, 03:56:50 PM
But without the Last Post, because it is mine!

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 28, 2006, 04:15:53 PM
I'll take it when you are all safely drunk. Now!
the Last sober Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 28, 2006, 11:06:40 PM
Oh dear, you seemed to have slipped in beer. I'll 'hold' the Last Post while you get up.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 29, 2006, 02:58:21 AM
Me got it.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on November 29, 2006, 03:15:00 AM
Now, me got it.

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 29, 2006, 05:55:31 AM
Et moi!

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 29, 2006, 08:06:19 AM
Me me me me meeeee..........

Do re mi fa so la si do.....

Last shouldbeinclassbutnotinthemoodformathssosittinginthelibrary Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on November 30, 2006, 12:54:36 AM
Doe, a deer, a female deer
Ray, a drop of golden sun
Me, a name I call myself
Far, a long long way to run
Sew, a needle pulling thread
La, a note to follow sew
Tea, I drink with jam and bread
That will bring us back to do

Do re mi fa so la ti do,

Do ti la so fa mi re do

Last (Sound of Music) Post  :)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Kephra (Tansy) on November 30, 2006, 04:18:51 AM
"OOOHHHHH....."
"....I have a lovely bunch of cocon-

              LAST POST"
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on November 30, 2006, 04:30:28 AM

"Knees up mother Brown, knees up mother Brown,
Knees up, knees up, don't get a breez up,
knees up mother Brother!"

Last corny old English holiday camp song Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 30, 2006, 08:52:42 AM
All I want for solstice is my sanity!
Last you'll be slain or go insane Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on November 30, 2006, 02:46:04 PM
If we weren't crazy, we'd all go insane.

Last Jimmy Buffett Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 30, 2006, 09:44:00 PM
Last You've figured out the secret of my survival Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on November 30, 2006, 11:13:10 PM
All I want for the Summer Soltice Festival is an extra slice of pudding, with hard sauce, brandy custard and cream!

...and a happy first day of Summer to all my chilled Northern hemisphere siblings!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 01, 2006, 04:03:55 AM
You lucky bugger,you. I'm very chilly at the moment, and you didn't say "Last post"

Last post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 01, 2006, 05:26:59 AM
I could complain about the weather but given that the AC is off and only the fans are on, (plus the humidity isn't as bad as usual) I can't.

Therefore the only thing I can say at this point is:

Last Post

and good night!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on December 01, 2006, 07:32:41 AM
 :oops:

Since I didn't say Last Post last time I posted, this time I'm going to say Last Post twice when I post last.

Last Post twice.

:mrgreen: 
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Black Bart on December 01, 2006, 11:44:34 AM
Last Post Thrice!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 01, 2006, 12:36:55 PM
Go fo(u)rth and Post Last!

Temperature here slowly dropping but sunshine and barely noticable clouds. Average temperature this November 4°C above normal and several records broken. On the other hand there was a record breaking in the other direction somewhere late September/early October. Predictions for winter are mere coin-tossing.
Last The World in Terror and Madness lies Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 01, 2006, 07:35:50 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on December 01, 2006, 12:36:55 PM
The World in Terror and Madness lies
Has it ever been different? Aren't we (humans) always terrified one way or another?

Last terrific ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on December 01, 2006, 09:01:26 PM
Getting blown into The Games and Jokes Section by very high winds.  My computer and I will just grab The Last Post and then get whipped outta here.......

Last
WHOOOOSH
Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 02, 2006, 01:13:15 AM
We were promised high winds and none came. Wondering why the weather forecast has continued to be called a forecast.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 02, 2006, 06:19:41 AM
BAH!! Humbug!!

Thinking about skipping Christmas again this year.

A nap and a storebought frozen pizza sounds good.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on December 02, 2006, 12:48:49 PM
Helping out at a children's Christmas Party this morning, then heading out to do some shopping.

Last (I am looking forward to today) Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 02, 2006, 01:17:58 PM
Have an eary dreary solstice
full of perfidy and fear
you'll be slain or go insane
with Old Ones drawing near

Last Slay Ride Post


Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 02, 2006, 02:20:53 PM
Bloody windy over here...

Last blownaway Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 02, 2006, 11:46:51 PM
Aye, wind be gettin up here too now.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 03, 2006, 06:41:47 AM
Not much wind here.

MUCH cold.

Last freezin' my buns off Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 03, 2006, 09:52:17 AM
It slowly begins to look like November (after the nice October of last week). Probably won't be December until after solstice.

Awake ye scary Great Old Ones
let ev'rything dismay
...
Oh tidings of madness and woe

Last Cthulhu is coming Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on December 04, 2006, 01:04:55 PM
HAMLET
The air bites shrewdly; it is very cold.      (1.4.1)
HORATIO
It is a nipping and an eager air.
HAMLET
What hour now?
HORATIO
I think it lacks of twelve.
HAMLET
No, it is struck.
HORATIO
Indeed? I heard it not: then it draws near the season
Wherein the spirit held his wont to walk.

-------

To Last Post or not to Last Post?

to Last Post Methinks
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 04, 2006, 01:20:41 PM
Be or not to be?

Take the Last Post or not take the Last Post?

Last thatisthequestion Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on December 04, 2006, 02:27:30 PM
POLONIUS
I will most humbly take my leave of you.

HAMLET
You cannot, sir, take from me any thing that I will
more willingly part withal: except my life, except
my life, except my life. Therefore Last Post!

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 04, 2006, 05:00:00 PM
Oh for a fiery amusement that would ascend the brightest heaven of incendiaries (or something like that).

But the Last Post is fireproof and so I take it
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on December 05, 2006, 12:47:58 AM
Frozen nose, Popsicle toes.....

LAST (I'm also freezing my buns off) POST
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on December 05, 2006, 08:08:57 AM
can't sleep-- that nap spoiled my sleep!

Last nap-can't-sleep Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 05, 2006, 09:24:00 AM
The best solution would be to never sleep.

Last insomniac Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on December 05, 2006, 09:49:35 AM
drip drip drip pour insomnia drip pour drip

Last will somebody please fix my gutters they are driving me insane Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 05, 2006, 11:44:58 AM
No sleep.........

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 05, 2006, 12:48:41 PM
I just need a way to adjust the dream channel. Currently it clearly sucks. The FCC must be involved for everytime it gets interesting there is either a wake-up or something interferes internally. And the third thoughts permanently second-guess the plot even while still asleep.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Black Bart on December 05, 2006, 02:24:33 PM
Terror of Christmas Shopping...Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 05, 2006, 02:36:27 PM
I dream (or not?) of a shakespearian christmas present.

Last what was this thread about? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 05, 2006, 03:45:35 PM
Maybe a great cask of sweet wine for uncle Clarence?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on December 06, 2006, 01:36:16 AM
Last do we have a current secret word Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 06, 2006, 02:41:13 AM
Last I think Swato has one that we all got confuzzied about and gave up Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on December 06, 2006, 02:46:04 AM
Last I'm so glad to be home, now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 06, 2006, 03:16:42 AM
Yaaaaaaaaar. We as a secret word.

If I remember right:

my first be top
my second be up the creek

If Swato can work it out from those clues, then I must be right.

Last memory choked with useless knowledge Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on December 06, 2006, 06:11:48 AM
Last just before bed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 06, 2006, 09:37:06 AM
Anyone mentioned Christmas Shopping?

I'm allergic to that word. I will once again spend too much money on things noone wants and thus noone will appreciate them and yet they will all smile and nod and I will do the same with the presents I get and don't want........................

I'll just do the shopping on the nearest gas station on Christmas Evening. It's the easiest way and not many people object to a bottle of (fill in anything you can think of) and a box of chocolate...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on December 06, 2006, 01:50:49 PM
I like the gas-station idea!  Something with a warming effect, if drunk slowly?  ;D

Last justbeforemycoffee Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 06, 2006, 06:50:51 PM
There is a marginally better selection at the supermarket, still you can't get spirits, and forget it if there are children on your list.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on December 06, 2006, 07:45:54 PM
But what child doesn't love a pine-scented air freshener or windshield wiper blades?

Last this is why they don't let me buy presents for the nieces and nephews Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on December 07, 2006, 12:17:40 AM
Quote from: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on December 06, 2006, 01:50:49 PM
I like the gas-station idea!  Something with a warming effect, if drunk slowly?  ;D


from a gas station? I guess that would be straight from the pump.

Last queasy and now highly flammable Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on December 07, 2006, 12:41:14 AM
Quote from: goat starer on December 07, 2006, 12:17:40 AM
Quote from: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on December 06, 2006, 01:50:49 PM
I like the gas-station idea!  Something with a warming effect, if drunk slowly?  ;D


from a gas station? I guess that would be straight from the pump.

Last queasy and now highly flammable Post

In many parts of the USofA, a gas station is a sort of "catch-all" market.  Nothing too much, nothing obscure, and in wet [alcohol permitted] states/counties, you can buy booze in various flavors, strengths and such.

Even here in uber-conservative Oklahoma, you can buy beer-- well, it's sort of like beer, in that it smells vaguely like beer, and tastes like beer in which you had to put ice in, and the ice has all melted, now.  I think there's even a hint of alcohol in there too, but not alot. ::)

But, that was what I was alluding to ... :D

Last toowordy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 07, 2006, 05:01:31 AM
Christmas shopping??

Feh. Bah AND Humbug.

Last year, everybody drew names, then everybody called ME to do their shopping because they were SO busy...(anybody remember the rate of growth at TOP last Christmas?? For 9 straight days, we were getting 15-20 people a day, most of them having problems. And most e-mailing be about them.) So, in my 'spare time', I did everybody's shopping, including my own present. Wrapped 'em all, and then most of them didn't even show up to get 'em.

This year, they all get a nice card with a "cookie jar" mix and recipe. Only the little kids get an actual gift. (Books. Ages 2 to 10, every one of them will get books.)

I think most of these folks can manage to add an egg and some butter to a pre-assembled bunch of ingredients and stir...even if they aren't the brightest lights on the tree. (They're my family, after all.)

Last They're lucky it's not Fish Head Stew Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 07, 2006, 10:58:20 AM
Sorry for being absent for a day. Got the fever for the first time in several years.

Concerning the LPWB: there were actually no real attempts to solve it yet.

the clues NoName gave above are correct but only helpful, if you already know the word.

So again some clue rehash:

Part of old-style diplomacy (the one Dubya would like).
A big cat in Morocco is one of the most famous examples.
Kerry is connected to one, JFK to something similar.
Given Dubya's understanding of the language (or lack thereof) he could mistake it for something flying that is like something ringing, a snake or a character from The Boondocks.
Steve McQueen encountered one in China.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on December 07, 2006, 01:46:36 PM
The first clue suggests Lord Palmerston and !!! LAST POST WORD BINGO WINNER !! diplomacy, and wasn't JFK on a motor torpedo boat or similar? Haven't seen the film but Steve Mcqueen may well have encountered HMS Amethyst or another battleship heading rapidly down the Yangtze in the Sand Pebbles.
Is the Morocco reference the "Agadir Incident" of 1911 with the !!! LAST POST WORD BINGO WINNER !! "Panther"?

The Boondocks and flying clues don't mean much to me I'm afraid.


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edit: ah - it was g u n b o a t
I'll think up a new word. Anyone know who installs them these days? Thanks.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Black Bart on December 07, 2006, 02:01:09 PM
Are ye going to answer the charges of Desertion laid at yer feet by The Scurvy Fleet Disciplinary Board?

Last Post

PS If I were ye...I'd steer clear matey...they exiled me to Australia!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on December 07, 2006, 02:30:44 PM
Aarrrgh terrible place  ;) .

Thanks fer drawing that to me attention. I thinks I've cleared me name over there now.

Last vindicated  Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on December 07, 2006, 06:01:50 PM
Christmas shopping? I don't think so.

In fact, based on Bluenose's tempting recipe, I'm seriously thinking about giving'em all homemade fruitcake this year.

That way, I can make one-per-family and they can share.  (but I won't mention it was made with rum-- many are teetotalers with a fierce vengance ::) )

Last WhatWill-I-DoAboutXmas Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 08, 2006, 03:07:42 AM
You may PM the new LPWB to me Beagle.

I finished my Christmas shopping, except for all the ones I am returning to get my money back that were going to people that Santa has told me he has struck off his list for bad behaviour.

Last I'm getting a DustBug for Christmas. Will it come with packs of dust? Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 08, 2006, 03:44:35 AM
HA!!

We don't do Christmas shopping anymore, so I was through before I started! Much less tiring, much less expense.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 08, 2006, 09:29:36 AM
Beagle got most of the clues right.
Steve McQueen is on the river gun_boat San Pablo in the movie Sand Pebbles (aka Gun_boat on the Yangtse-kiang).

Kerry commanded a modern equivalent in Vietnam (and indeed JFK a MTB in WW2)

The more obscure clue: Bush could mistake a gun_boat for a (helicopter) gunship (ringing=Bell, snake=Cobra, Boondocks=Huey)

Last and now something more civil(ian) please Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on December 08, 2006, 11:32:24 AM
Ah right, My degenerate lifestyle means I associate Bell with whisky rather than helicopters. Now it makes sense.

All my Christmas shopping gets done by computer. Depending which environmentalist you talk to this means I'm either saving the world by not travelling, and substituting a cold warehouse for a big heated shop, or killing the High Street in favour of evil multiples.

Have sent a new word to NoName as requested, but it won't be in place yet. Early clues:

One word made up of two non-hyphenated subwords that can stand alone.
Noun or adjective.
Not a particularly serious word, but one that's been fought over.

Think I'll stop there as I usually make them too easy.


Last hope I haven't said too much   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 08, 2006, 11:46:04 AM
An egg-opener?
I feel so reminded of Swift.
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on December 08, 2006, 12:18:04 PM
Nope (and don't forget the subwords are non-hyphenated). In fact very few people would describe Swift himself as <<the word>>, though it's the sort of term bandied about around here for certain politicians. If we were talking about sportsmen/women then it's an accurate description rather than a derogatory term, at least in some cases.


Last Post.

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on December 08, 2006, 01:55:05 PM
Maybe southpaw, though I don't see how it would be derogatory in any context (other than the archaic "left handed = sinister" viewpoint).

Last I need more coffee before I attempt LPWB Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on December 08, 2006, 02:12:11 PM
Nope, but hands form a key component of one sport where the term is used so you're in the right arena.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 08, 2006, 02:28:51 PM
steroid-driven girlie-men?
sorry, no idea
but
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on December 08, 2006, 02:49:24 PM
Hmm. Didn't think this one would be massively difficult, but they always seem easy to the setter.

Anyone for rowing or boxing? How shalll we draw up the entry categories?

Last Post

P.S. the experimental testing of General Relativity might give you a clue if you think laterally.

P.P.S.  You're still putting hyphens in Swato...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 08, 2006, 03:33:44 PM
Do you believe that I believed that the tdgm was the right word?
Btw, you just said that the sub-words are unhyphenated but nothing about the combosite.
Any strongarming involved? anything attractive lightbending in that?
Or are we more about wrestling?
Last total mental eclipse Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on December 08, 2006, 03:46:22 PM
You have one of the words there.

Models are often accused of being too <<theword>>  in two different senses.

Wrestlers and boxers and (usually women) rowers can fall into the category of <<the word>>.

Threads in computing can be <<the word>>.

A (layman's) synonym for the second of the two subwords plays a critical role in General Relativity.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 08, 2006, 03:50:51 PM
anything to do with flyweight or featherweight?
Leaving now for a weekend full of work (provided I get Powerpoint running on my home PC)
Last or I'll be in trouble on Monday Post

PS not to forget lightweight
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on December 08, 2006, 03:52:34 PM
Yep Lightweight is it. Your go...


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on December 08, 2006, 05:22:56 PM
I finally got around to finding a flikering candle-GIF image.  It's over in the Forum Issues thread.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on December 08, 2006, 06:34:25 PM
Was that a commercial program you used for the resize?  I'm looking for a good free .gif animator with that capability.


Last Cheapo Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on December 08, 2006, 07:45:49 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on December 08, 2006, 06:34:25 PM
Was that a commercial program you used for the resize?  I'm looking for a good free .gif animator with that capability.


Last Cheapo Post

Edit!  I have EGG ON MY FACE!!!

I was confusing COREL with ADOBE.  What I get for knee-jerking a too-quick response! **icon with egg all over face**

Alas, it is now toast.  Been gobbled up by the NOT-EVIL Corel empire-- which I steadfastly REFUSE to have anything to do with.  >:( :P >:(  (I just checked for updates, etc)

Their website is dead: http://www.jasc.com/ , it takes you to the NOT-EVIL corel website. *bleah*

You can still get Paint Shop Pro 8.0 at Amazon, probably used-- google had several links for JASC software (the original owners).

It appears the site www.JASCSOFTWARE.com is completely dead, the link is reported as expired.

*sigh*

If you look, you might be able to find an old copy of Animation Shop 3.0 (the version I used) on line for free, seeing as how the company is dead.

(I HATE monopolies!  Where will it END? Now, one of the main competitors to not-EVIL COREL is defunct, what recourse does a discerning consumer have? *bleah* )

Last disgruntled Post

It seems that paintshop is not dead, at least not yet. wiki info on paint shop (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paint_Shop_Pro)

And if Corel can successfully battle the EVIL ADOBE, then there IS hope! ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on December 08, 2006, 08:11:48 PM
Oh, I have Paint Shop Pro 10...  does that help?  I haven't explored it much to see if it had animation capabilities.

It came 'free' with my new printer*.  Not a bad deal since the printer (lil' Samsung laser jet) was only $80.


Last Waiting for Monies Post




*If I ever get the mail-in rebate cheques.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on December 08, 2006, 08:40:40 PM
Look on the CD it came on, and there may be "Animation Shop X" in there.

That's how I got it. 

I really like Animation Shop - it's almost too easy to use.. :D

Last animation-endorsement-for-free Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 09, 2006, 06:28:52 AM
Last Brain Dead Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 09, 2006, 10:33:01 AM
If I understood beagle correctly, it's my LPWB turn again.
I'll send a new one to an admin.

two words, together three syllables
theoretically monastic but not to be found in a monastery.
Has it's own trouble with the housing bubble.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 09, 2006, 01:05:47 PM
Quote from: Sibling Chatty on December 09, 2006, 06:28:52 AM
Last Brain Dead Post

Last givelifetochatty'sbrain Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on December 09, 2006, 04:45:53 PM
The words are in.

Last might as well take it for now Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 09, 2006, 10:00:59 PM
Thanks to Quasi I get to join in the guessing.

Last scratching-head Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on December 10, 2006, 12:01:27 AM
Last i'm_home_now_finally_thank_the_gods Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 10, 2006, 08:52:35 AM
Morning all!
Just passing by and taking the Last Post out for a walk.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on December 10, 2006, 12:58:38 PM
Morning... I mean afternoon

Last what on earth are you all doing up so early? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on December 10, 2006, 02:17:03 PM
My roomie had to borrow the old back-up car, which was behind my big work truck.

Now that I've started the thing, I want to let it run until it's good'an warm, for later. (it's rather like ME, in that if it's been asleep, it DON'T like to start ... usually takes 1/2 hour to get it goin' -- ::) )

Last early morn Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 11, 2006, 07:41:27 AM
Foggy early morning...

Last ihatemondaymornings Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 11, 2006, 01:00:23 PM
Weather deteriorating, we await the arrival of November somewhere in the later evening.
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on December 11, 2006, 02:22:26 PM
deteriorating?

Last still nice and sunny in Bradford Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 11, 2006, 03:11:54 PM
Wait for it to deterr(i)orize :tank:
The LPWB rarely has weather problems, I presume, despite the troubled housing market (it wouldn't be nice to flood the Eremitage, or do you think so?)

Last snail mail post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on December 11, 2006, 03:29:39 PM
Last something to do with the baltic???? post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 11, 2006, 03:43:19 PM
Quote from: goat starer on December 11, 2006, 03:29:39 PM
Last something to do with the baltic???? post

Nope (too cold, I think) but maybe help in connection with hints a bit further up.

Last btw, the Lab has now a squid guard Post
The latter is not actually meant as a hint but it could keep out the LPWB
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 11, 2006, 06:23:46 PM
No idea about the LPWB, but I have an idea that the Last Post belongs to me now.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on December 11, 2006, 07:10:29 PM
Are we talking some sort of warm water marine life then Swatopluk? Is jelly fish too generic?
Yep, looks like it. !!! LAST POST WORD BINGO WINNER !! then ?

Last out of ideas for now Post

edit:

Ah, it was h e r m i t  c r a b

I'll devise a new word.

--------------------

OK, new word sent to NoName. Won't be installed yet though.

Two words (though you could argue the second is not a word at all, or three words).

First word is capitalised.

Five syllables.

First cryptic clue:
"An elementary American college course in top rate Asian architecture?".

First uncryptic clue:
"Huge golden ingots."


Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on December 11, 2006, 07:42:32 PM
Sounds like it could be Taipei 101....

The non-cryptic is still cryptic, though.


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on December 11, 2006, 07:48:33 PM
Yep, that's it.

Apparently the external shape is supposed to resemble stacks of the huge golden ingots popular with Chinese emperors (and probably everyone else too).

Good luck in finding a Swatopluk resistant word.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on December 11, 2006, 07:54:16 PM
Oy....   Yah, Swato-proof is fun because most of my areas of technical expertise are in his range, and he can go to general knowledge much better than I can.

It'll have to be pop culture... the trick is keeping it globally applicable or googlable.


Last thinkin' post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 11, 2006, 08:37:36 PM
Hallo Hallo Am I here?

Missed a few words there. Beagle's never arrived.

Last taking it even if I am not here Post

Edit Ho Ho Ho. It did arrive but the indicator didn't. I hope Santa is not so inefficient.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on December 11, 2006, 08:55:56 PM
New word in to NoName. 

A noun, four syllables, and rather sinful (sic).
A multi-disciplinary word, though should be tackled in short order by the physics minds here (is used in multiple areas of physical science). 
A multi-faceted approach would be the best way for a layperson to lay hands on it.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 11, 2006, 09:00:20 PM
New word in.

Last PLAY Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on December 12, 2006, 04:21:55 AM
Well, if nobody wants a guess at it, I'll just take Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on December 12, 2006, 06:08:04 AM
Last too-confuzzeled-to-even-guess Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 12, 2006, 06:30:08 AM
Last I'm so far out of it that i'm back in again on the other side Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 12, 2006, 09:20:03 AM
Last this sub is getting somehow too popular in these parts Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on December 12, 2006, 10:04:53 AM
No immediate thoughts on the word, so.


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 12, 2006, 11:17:37 AM
I won't make any guesses, at least at the moment.
Last if subscript is too popular, let's take the high ground instead Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on December 12, 2006, 02:35:11 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on December 11, 2006, 08:55:56 PM
A noun, four syllables, and rather sinful (sic).
A multi-disciplinary word, though should be tackled in short order by the physics minds here (is used in multiple areas of physical science). 
A multi-faceted approach would be the best way for a layperson to lay hands on it.

Does anyone read auras?  They may be familliar with the term.

In some applications it may shed new light on a process, but in others it only modifies one's outlook.


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on December 12, 2006, 02:45:06 PM
Oh, why not?

Last what-the-heck Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on December 12, 2006, 02:55:36 PM
Are chromatograms or chromatographs sinful?

Last bemused Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on December 12, 2006, 03:08:06 PM
Perhaps a less colourful approach is needed, but you're not far off the path.

One of the paths.  ;D




Last divergent Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 12, 2006, 03:10:32 PM
Is path a hint as well?

If yes, I'll start walking that way and maybe I'll get there some day...

Last I prefer sub; and now in colour Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on December 12, 2006, 03:16:15 PM
Nope, it's just that I never clue along only one answer path.  A detour via another forum might help, but probably only Chatty knows the way.



Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on December 12, 2006, 03:27:20 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on December 12, 2006, 02:35:11 PM
In some applications it may shed new light on a process, but in others it only modifies one's outlook.

My Outlook (well, my whole computer actually) was modified once by a nasty worm/virus combination: if you got rid of one, the other would recreate it.

Last subscript is fine, but I still like the small font size approach Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on December 12, 2006, 03:38:31 PM
prism? I go to prism (sic) if sinfull, multi faceted, sheds new light?

Last hopeful Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on December 12, 2006, 03:51:11 PM
It'll take a little more multi, Goat.

Perhaps if I traced the paths on a periodic table...

One path:  C
Another path:  H, He
Another path:  Xe, Kr, Ar, He, or N


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 12, 2006, 04:08:32 PM
Never been good at chemistry.

So I'll just take the Last Post and move along...

Last let's combine it all Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on December 12, 2006, 04:11:23 PM
crystal? Crystaline?

C is diamond

H and He are very light?

the others are noble gases. I have no idea why this mighyt be the answer

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on December 12, 2006, 04:28:28 PM
(http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/6167/256pxgridillusionsvglq0.png)


;D
Last Illusionary Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 12, 2006, 04:50:36 PM
Hermann grid...

That doesn't seem to be the LPWB...

Could the answer be  Herman the giant rabbit? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herman_%28rabbit%29)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/71/Herman_the_german_giant.jpg/150px-Herman_the_german_giant.jpg)

Last giant Post

EDIT: wow, 400 th Post.... Weeeeeee...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on December 12, 2006, 05:00:09 PM
QuoteHowever, since they are so similar, the two names are commonly switched around.

Kiyo, you're so close!

Twinkle, twinkle, little star....
Someone must have the brilliance and fire to solve this now!

Last Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 12, 2006, 05:03:34 PM
Albert Hofmann?

Last LSD Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on December 12, 2006, 10:35:46 PM
luminescence?

oh this is tricky. Working on the periodic table 'paths' diamond is C and has measure of luminescence, h and He are LIGHTer than air, the noble gasses are used to create various lamps....

I have no idea and my brain is hurting

??? :o :-\ ???
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on December 12, 2006, 10:53:41 PM
Ok, the paths are a bit misleading unless considered with the more recent clues.  It's all tied into light, but the paths are a little divergent in what's happening to it.

-C you've got nailed, but look at it from different angles.

-Try a reaction and where it happens for the second one: H -> He , and don't look for the closest answer.

-For the noble gases, you'll need a light-producing application* besides bar signs; note that organic liquids, inorganic solids, and coal are also used in this application.

*which isn't primarily used for producing light ;)



Oh, and check the application of (sic) re: sin

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 12, 2006, 11:53:22 PM
And I thought I was somehow very close to the solution, now I feel so far away again.

I'll just go get some sleep...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on December 13, 2006, 12:02:02 AM
Too bad.... you were on the same page!  It was down to the dots on the most direct clue...



Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on December 13, 2006, 01:58:38 AM
Hmm, a tricky one to be sure.

Last flourescent Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on December 13, 2006, 05:42:42 AM
As an adjective, the 'ing' form LPW can be applied to a conversation...  though not this one.  ::)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 13, 2006, 08:57:56 AM
Nevermind...

I'll just watch the others try to solve it and be dissappointed of my stupidity later.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 13, 2006, 10:16:51 AM
As I have said above, no guesses from my side.
Last
I mean it[/b]
Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on December 13, 2006, 11:08:36 AM
Hmmm.


I'm thinking of words like
illumination (too many syllables)
diffraction (not enough syllables)
coherent (as in laser light, but not enough syllables either)
radiation (doesn't seem to fit with some of the clues)
excitation
reflection

I admit it, I have no idea.

Sibling my head hurts Bluenose
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 13, 2006, 11:18:08 AM
The canonical version is: (Doctor), My brain hurts!

Don't forget that the LPWB is to be considered sinful.

Last are you the brain specialist Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Black Bart on December 13, 2006, 12:03:01 PM
Have you talked to a Brain Specialist?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 13, 2006, 12:29:33 PM
I am going to operate!

Last Gumbie Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 13, 2006, 12:44:16 PM
What happens if I don't have a brain?

Last brainless Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on December 13, 2006, 02:09:05 PM
Go into politics or advertising?
Or computing. It worked for me.

I bet Swato knows the word, but as he's too modest to claim it, let's all say scintillation .


Last s c i n t i l l a t i n g Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on December 13, 2006, 02:13:11 PM
YAYAY!!!



Last Relieved-o'-duty post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 13, 2006, 02:20:52 PM
So what was it?

Last curious Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on December 13, 2006, 02:29:27 PM
Twas s c i n t i l l a t i o n
as in <the word> counter or scintillating wit as in my posts. Not.


Have sent Agujjim the new word:

One word
four syllables

"Nothing to do with a material resistant to electric fields, though a dyslexic might think it was"

Comes in Marxian and Socratic forms, but then there are more things in Heaven and Earth than are dreamed of in our ...


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on December 13, 2006, 03:34:40 PM
New word's in.

Last damn I can't play Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 13, 2006, 03:48:12 PM
Aaargh! Materialistic and !!! LAST POST WORD BINGO WINNER !! philosophy using maieutic methods.
Last I hate Platon Post
(and I happened to read him in the original, very unpleasant guy)

Btw, the word is d i a l e c t i c

Thinking about a new one

Okay:
She's fearless in the water but pretty rare today
for nasty swordfishs caught her and made her easy prey
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 13, 2006, 05:11:33 PM
I'm not even gonna try...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on December 13, 2006, 05:21:47 PM
Poor Kiyoodle.  Click this link.... it may or may not cheer you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grid_illusion


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 13, 2006, 05:24:21 PM
Yeah I saw it, but it didn't strike my mind at the moment. I was going too much with the name hermann... :)

I guess I don't have the imagination (and intelligence) for this game... :mrgreen:

Last uncreative Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on December 13, 2006, 08:02:40 PM
New Word's in.


Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on December 13, 2006, 09:50:53 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk
She's fearless in the water but pretty rare today
for nasty swordfishs caught her and made her easy prey

Hmmm. Is Swato playing games with us?

This could be a military reference to the Fairey Swordfish plane which did for the Bismarck in the Atlantic, and also Conte di Cavour , Caio Duilio and Littorio of the Italian Navy at the Battle of Taranto (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Taranto) in which case the word might be battleship or pocket battleship or cruiser .

Or two US submarines called USS Swordfish, one of which sank a Japanese cargo ship and the other which may have rammed and sunk a Soviet submarine in the Cold war.


If not a ship then, the "she"  suggests a mythological figure, but I can only find obscure (to me) Polynesian or Egyptian ones.

Otherwise we're into marine life, in which case we might need Sibling Bluenose to bail us out.


Last need more clues Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 13, 2006, 11:03:19 PM
Last What would a mermaid say? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 14, 2006, 12:22:38 AM
Last probably my name is Ariel Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on December 14, 2006, 12:36:47 AM
Also a type of guitar.

Last get a clue Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 14, 2006, 01:12:16 AM
Last not a clue Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on December 14, 2006, 01:42:10 AM
Last bugger this are there any pubs still open because i have just got back from my christmas party and i am distressingly sober Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 14, 2006, 02:31:38 AM
LPWB has entered another dimension. I am chasing the words around trying to guess which one is current. I am afraid I am having zero success.

Last LPWB Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 14, 2006, 10:47:40 AM
Quote from: goat starer on December 14, 2006, 01:42:10 AM
Last bugger this are there any pubs still open because i have just got back from my christmas party and i am distressingly sober Post

Cheers...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on December 14, 2006, 11:19:13 AM
Quote from: Sibling Chatty on December 13, 2006, 11:03:19 PM
Last What would a mermaid say? Post

Fins aren't what they used to be?

Weird, there is indeed a mermaid guitar . But that doesn't seem to be the word.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 14, 2006, 11:22:53 AM
Beagle nearly got it with his first guess. He just overlooked the first and most direct clue.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 14, 2006, 10:37:22 PM
Wow nobody has claimed the Last Post for a looooong time.

That is wrong and the wrong must be undone.

That is why the last post is officially mine (at least for the moment)

Last unofficially official Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on December 15, 2006, 02:59:20 AM
Sorry, but I must nip the Last Post, before I go and rustle up something for Dinner
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on December 15, 2006, 05:47:13 AM
I'll rustle it before a nip of something, then...



Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 15, 2006, 09:04:50 AM
And I'll have the Last Post for breakfast...

Last happyfriday Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 15, 2006, 09:53:02 AM
YAY!! Friday!!

Gonna go to bed, and taking the Last Post.

It has to share a pillow with Spencer, though!!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 15, 2006, 10:57:15 AM
While the Auntie was asleep
and the dog too snoring deep
I came and took the true Last Post
I'll have it with tea and toast
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 15, 2006, 01:12:25 PM
And while Swato is busy with thinking of poetry, I steal the last post.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 15, 2006, 01:25:08 PM
I have a loaded duck and I am not afraid to use it.
Actually I don't have it anymore because I just ate it.
It was delicious with the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 15, 2006, 09:29:01 PM
Why is it that Swato keeps the Last Post for so long?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 16, 2006, 08:28:29 AM
Because the Visions of Sugarplums keep on pushing out our thought about what the answer is to Last Post Word Bingo, and the the attention deficit disorder kicks in, and we wander off looking for...

What was the question??

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 16, 2006, 09:19:16 AM
I don't know...

I guess the question was, who has the Last Post...?

And that's me.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 16, 2006, 09:52:33 AM
To answer the last question first: I have it (the Last Post)

And concerning the LPWB

my clue was:
She's fearless in the water but pretty rare today
for nasty swordfishs caught her and made her easy prey

Beagle correctly observed that this was referring to the Fairey Swordfish planes but failed to identify the prey (it's not the herring, that was too specific).
I said that he overlooked the most direct clue.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 16, 2006, 08:01:21 PM
OK, something to do with the type of craft the Bismarck was...battleship, obviously. Anything else? Bi-plane torpedo bombers and_______??

Last Post of tryin' to remember

(And where the hell are dan's Jaynes??)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on December 16, 2006, 09:31:11 PM
Beagle is baffled. The ships I mentioned were the most famous targets as far as I know, and battleship or pocket battleship the class, but none of those worked.

Still not sure what the direct clue is that I'm ignoring. No Axis ships that I know of had names that translate to the clue words (but there were a lot of them).

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on December 16, 2006, 09:41:37 PM
Ahhh!  I see the light!

!!! LAST POST WORD BINGO WINNER !!

D r e a d n o u g h t

Sibling Bluenose



New word sent to Mero, wait for advice on when locked in.



Carrying on the theme of the previous LPWB

1. Two syllables

2. One way is useful for carrying things

3. Another way is too slow for some, but loved by its users and named by them

4. The Italian Navy was no fan
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on December 16, 2006, 10:07:19 PM
Ah right. Should have thought of that. Mainly lack of imagination, but also didn't think they were still called that by the time of attacks by aircraft carriers, and was thinking of Axis ships. My naval history knowledge is lacking...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 16, 2006, 10:23:01 PM
I have no knowledge of naval history...

That's why I guess I won't guess...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on December 16, 2006, 10:29:43 PM
That blaggard Bart has outdone my Pac-man high score too. I shall sulk for weeks now.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Black Bart on December 16, 2006, 11:52:40 PM
I have discovered ye arcade...I'll leave of keel haulin me crew till I master the art o Space invaders...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 17, 2006, 12:17:49 AM
As long as nobody breaks my records in Tetris and Asteroids, I should be satisfied.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 17, 2006, 03:48:40 AM
I have been avoiding the last post since it seems entirely and strangely obsessed with battleships et al. Pages and pages of drivel. So sad. So to improve the tone:

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on December 17, 2006, 04:38:00 AM
Quote from: Bluenose

New word sent to Mero, wait for advice on when locked in.


I have not been so fortunate as to receive it, and I'm going to bed soon,, you might 'scattershot' the other admins (MentalBlock and NoName) as well...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 17, 2006, 08:41:49 AM
Last Well, since i'm a delusional moron, i'm never gonna get a LWPB and I might as well quit guessing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 17, 2006, 09:00:11 AM
Bluenose sent the word to me, probably by mistake. I'll forward it to Mero.
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 17, 2006, 09:27:09 AM
Maybe he did it on purpose, so that you know it and don't try to guess it, as you would most certainly get it again?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 17, 2006, 10:31:18 AM
Awake at the wrong time. I need to be asleep. It is vital I am asleep. Parental visits need plenty of premeditated sleep. Hoping to wear myself out taking the

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 17, 2006, 10:51:31 AM
Seems someone ate my Last Post

I did suspect the thing about the LPWB but the message was actually addressed to Mero.

Concerning the last LPWB:
In a lot of (old and new) English literature the term dread_nought is used as a specific for "modern" battleships while capital ships between Crimea and Tsushima are referred to as ironclads (despite that term being obsolete/technically inaccurate at the later stages).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 17, 2006, 08:01:02 PM
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on December 17, 2006, 11:59:36 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on December 17, 2006, 09:00:11 AM
Bluenose sent the word to me, probably by mistake. I'll forward it to Mero.
Last Post


:oops: 

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on December 18, 2006, 01:45:10 AM
The new word is in now, sorry about the latter half of the delay (I was at the Titans Game. ;D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on December 18, 2006, 05:08:32 AM
Repeating the starter clues:

Carrying on the theme of the previous LPWB

1. Two syllables

2. One way is useful for carrying things

3. Another way is too slow for some, but loved by its users and named by them

4. The Italian Navy was no fan
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 18, 2006, 07:21:58 AM
Last Clueless as ever Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 18, 2006, 09:32:09 AM
I'd probably unable to guess it from that.
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on December 18, 2006, 11:04:16 AM
I can take a hint...

5. Not my official name, but what I am called by those who know me best.

6. My official name can nevertheless be found in the previous LPWB discussion

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 18, 2006, 12:43:41 PM
Could serve as emergency dessous in certain circles :o
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 18, 2006, 01:10:59 PM
Dessous?

This is beginning to be very interesting... :)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 18, 2006, 04:19:34 PM
Not originally intended as underwear, don't be mislead. But some dessous are not that far from the LPWB (Hm, is there special erotic underwear for the likes of hippies and greens?).
Seriously, although you can carry/wear it, it is not a clothing item (apart from lacking the cloth).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 18, 2006, 08:08:53 PM
Lacking clothes?

Interesting..............

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on December 18, 2006, 09:24:04 PM
In America, this is also a common retail packaging for Potatoes and Tomatoes and Onions and Nuts etc.

Last very helpful clue Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 19, 2006, 01:00:42 AM
A crate?

Last won't lie, haven't any idea Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 19, 2006, 05:21:01 AM
Way too early to be awake. (6:20am)

My mother is staying over this week and she had to be on a bus at 6 am to go see her mother (in another town). I have to be at school at 8, so it has no sence on going to sleep again. Although I would love to sleep till noon at the moment.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 19, 2006, 11:50:00 AM
Didn't sleep very well either.
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Black Bart on December 19, 2006, 11:53:15 AM
You sometimes get nuts in a net...I knew a fisherman once who got his nuts caught in a net!

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 19, 2006, 12:06:39 PM
With "net" you are not that far from the solution.
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 19, 2006, 03:25:55 PM
Net stockings?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on December 19, 2006, 04:05:43 PM
I had thought burlap (two syllables), but it doesn't seem to fit.  Maybe another moniker...  Hessian, sacking or gunny perhaps?


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on December 19, 2006, 04:40:17 PM
The word is perhaps quite a strange one for Americans, but a commonplace for Europeans.
The key societal difference lies in shopping etiquette. In America, one would often be thought eccentric if one brought one's own 'equipment', in Europe one is (or used to be) rather expected to. And one's desire might well be to choose 'equipment' that is intrinsically light and unobtrusive when not in use.

Last do I have to draw you a picture Post.  :D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on December 19, 2006, 06:12:53 PM
Jumping in mid-way through and without all the clues, "shopping bag" comes to mind.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on December 19, 2006, 08:48:34 PM
You're very close now.
Think about one you could keep in the other one...  ;)


Last I'm not getting any more specific Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 19, 2006, 09:06:16 PM
If I didn't know better, I'd think you are talking about sex...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on December 19, 2006, 09:30:01 PM
Hmm... "buggy" meets some clues, but not others.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on December 19, 2006, 10:24:19 PM
Swato's clue from the previous LPWB was:

my clue was:
She's fearless in the water but pretty rare today
for nasty swordfishs caught her and made her easy prey

Beagle correctly observed that this was referring to the Fairey Swordfish planes but failed to identify the prey (it's not the herring, that was too specific).
I said that he overlooked the most direct clue.

My clues are:

1. Two syllables

2. One way is useful for carrying things

3. Another way is too slow for some, but loved by its users and named by them

4. The Italian Navy was no fan

5. Not my official name, but what I am called by those who know me best.

6. My official name can nevertheless be found in the previous LPWB discussion


I am not referring to the target of the previous LPWB.  Consider the other protagonist and then look up some info about that.  The word is the name of one thing, as per clue 2, that is applied to another thing as per clues 3&5.  Clue 6 should give the game away.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 20, 2006, 06:25:45 AM
My brain hurts...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 20, 2006, 09:11:47 AM
We have already established that shopping bag is the right category and that there are associations to nets.
And as Bluenose noted, it is a nickname for something connected with the last LPWB.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on December 20, 2006, 01:44:58 PM
Hmmm... not !!! LAST POST WORD BINGO WINNER !!, is it?

I guess it is.

Last now I have to think of one, don't I? Post

Edit: can someone put a new word in for me?  I've got one.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on December 20, 2006, 02:15:53 PM
I tend to consider myself an intelligent kind of chap (slides completed copy of todays guardian cryptic crossword surruptitiosly onto the table in the hope people will notice) but I seem to be all at sea with this game. I dont really understand the rules or concept properly and it makes my horns hurt! Would anyone like to explain a bit?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on December 20, 2006, 02:51:30 PM
Here's the idea behind Last Post Word Bingo: one person (usually the previous LPWB winner) picks a word and emails it to the appropriate mod, who then enters that word in the forum's filter.

The picker then gives clues as to what the word might be.  There's no set format to the clues; they're either cryptic and oblique or direct and straightforward according to the tastes of the person giving them out.

When the LPWB word is guessed, the game starts all over again.

BTW - the word this time was s t r i n g b a g.

Last myself, I hit my head against the wall because it feels so good when I stop Post

Edit: I've never been able to figure out the cryptic crosswords myself.  I saved an article once that described how to do them, which I "put away for later" and proptly lost.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on December 20, 2006, 03:01:56 PM
cheers! why was the word !!! LAST POST WORD BINGO WINNER !!? I can see how it fits the italian navy clue and the carrying thing bit but the rest puzzles me.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 20, 2006, 03:15:30 PM
The Fairey Swordfish was called the Stringbag because of the lot of wirework (even for a biplane).
A lot of erotic(?) dessous look like stringbags, so an alternative "use" was insinuated.
The "net" references should be obvious.
Anything else?
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 20, 2006, 03:21:37 PM
I prefer Victoria's Secret to stringbag...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 20, 2006, 03:36:58 PM
Just a matter how much money you want to waste on negligible amounts of cloth/stuff ;D

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on December 20, 2006, 10:24:37 PM
Quote from: goat starer on December 20, 2006, 03:01:56 PM
cheers! why was the word !!! LAST POST WORD BINGO WINNER !!? I can see how it fits the italian navy clue and the carrying thing bit but the rest puzzles me.

Last enlightened yet still confused Post

Hi Goat,

Explanation of my clues are as follows:

1. Two syllables

String/bag

2. One way is useful for carrying things

Obvious, a sting bag is a common carryall, at least it used to be.  One way, means that this is one route to the word

3. Another way is too slow for some, but loved by its users and named by them

Another way means that this is an alternate route to the word.  The Swordfish was notable for being a very slow aircraft.  WWII German gunnery fire directors were unable to correctly track and direct fire at them because they flew so slowly - thus "too slow for some".  The aircrew of these remarkable aircraft did in fact love them and even preferred them to some of their later replacements, especially the Albacore and the Barracuda (there is a Fleet Air Arm song that contains the line "the Barracuda two, will be the death of you, on that you can rely.." sung to the tune of as time goes by) It was their crew that affectionately dubbed them "s t r i n g b a g s"

4. The Italian Navy was no fan

The Battle of Taranto was the first major Naval action in history where aircraft were used exclusively as the weapon system against ships.  S t r i n g b a g s from 815 squadron launched torpedo attacks on the naval ships in port at Taranto and effectively took the Italian Navy out of the war.  Not many people took any notice, although it was noted by one Royal Navy admiral that the battle signalled the ned of the "big gun" warship.  However the Japanese Imperial Navy did pay attention and showed the world just how well they had learned the lesson on 7 Dec 1941 at Pearl Harbour

5. Not my official name, but what I am called by those who know me best.

already explained

6. My official name can nevertheless be found in the previous LPWB discussion

Fairy Swordfish is directly named in the previous LPWB


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on December 20, 2006, 11:47:16 PM
I knew about the swordfish stuff. The rest makes some sense now too. Thanks. So in theory some new clues to a new word will be posted soon?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on December 21, 2006, 12:34:31 AM
Yep.

Last eagerly anticipating a new word  Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on December 21, 2006, 03:20:39 AM
The new word is in!


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on December 21, 2006, 03:45:02 AM
Waiting, waiting...  there must be a clue here somewhere... ;D

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on December 21, 2006, 03:49:27 AM
Here are a few clues:

- the LPWB is a person's name
- the LPWB is also a part of the name of an invention (two words), but the invention is a bit loopy
- among other things, this invention gave rise (indirectly) to the resurgence of the KKK

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on December 21, 2006, 03:59:26 AM
Umm, let me see, train of thought - KKK - slavery - cotton - cotton Jenny - Jenny?

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Oh, well, I guess not...  :D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on December 21, 2006, 05:12:37 AM
Another clue: the invention stopped a lot of jerks.

Last a Christmas Miracle? "Merry Christmas, movie house!" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0038650/) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 21, 2006, 07:50:24 AM
The Colt revolver had something to do with the first rise of the KKK though probably not with its resurgence.
Currently no idea.
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 21, 2006, 08:27:33 AM
No idea about the LPWB.

Just a hell of a hangover...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 21, 2006, 09:58:31 AM
No clue just a lot of sick jokes coming to mind.
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on December 21, 2006, 01:36:54 PM
more clues!

- the invention is generally found in the vicinity of a Maltese Cross
- the LPWB person produced a product that, judging by its name, might be "all-seeing" - this product included the invention mentioned previously
- the LPWB person may well have been happy about the resurgence of the KKK that started around 1915 (though I'm not sure, since he didn't live that long) - he did fight on the Confederate side during the American Civil War

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 21, 2006, 01:49:38 PM
Some part of a movie projector? (because of the maltese cross)
Edison's Omnniscope?
Anything about G.W.Griffith?
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on December 21, 2006, 02:12:31 PM
You're on the right track, but think less well known than Edison.

To recap:

- the LPWB is a person's name
- the LPWB is also a part of the name of an invention (two words), but the invention is a bit loopy
- among other things, this invention gave rise (indirectly) to the resurgence of the KKK
- the invention stopped a lot of jerks
- the invention is generally found in the vicinity of a Maltese Cross
- the LPWB person produced a product that, judging by its name, might be "all-seeing" - this product included the invention mentioned previously
- the LPWB person may well have been happy about the resurgence of the KKK that started around 1915 (though I'm not sure, since he didn't live that long) - he did fight on the Confederate side during the American Civil War

The KKK reference may have been a bit of a red herring... maybe "enabled" would be a better term than "gave rise to".

Last "Merry Christmas, movie house!" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0038650/) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 21, 2006, 02:22:46 PM
The Prestwich camera?
!!! LAST POST WORD BINGO WINNER !! loop?
Ok: L a t h a m

Have sent new word to Mero

Clues:
Two words with 4 syllables each
Quite nasty
Biological equivalent to a political system
Politicians in Canada and the Netherlands had unpleasant encounters with it, the former suffering the fate of the president of a certain Arts Nobbling Council and Sarah Bernhardt.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on December 21, 2006, 02:52:19 PM
My guess is necrotizing fasciitis, though I don't know if it's in the filter yet.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 21, 2006, 02:54:13 PM
Correct! Your turn.
Was it the leg that gave it away?
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on December 21, 2006, 02:59:35 PM
Yeah, pretty much.

I'll send a new one to Mero.

Clues:
- two words
- you can find it in the structure of certain buildings
- reminiscent of a food

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on December 21, 2006, 03:25:07 PM
is it a Batter Board?

it sounds a bit like battenburg which is a cake but it is actually part of the excavation process for foundations.

or a fish plate?

or a doorjamb (not sure what type of fruit a door is but hey ho!)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 21, 2006, 03:31:57 PM
a sandwich structure or sandwich composite?
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on December 21, 2006, 03:50:14 PM
OK Swato's words went in, and now Lambo's words are in!  ::) :o

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on December 21, 2006, 03:53:56 PM
Didnt Lambos words go out again?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on December 21, 2006, 04:12:40 PM
Good guesses.  Here's another clue to help narrow things down: the LPWB is typically made out of reinforced concrete.

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Edit:

To keep things clear as far as which clues go with which LPWB word, here are the sum total of the clues so far for this LPWB word:


- two words
- you can find it in the structure of certain buildings
- reminiscent of a food
- the LPWB is typically made out of reinforced concrete
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 21, 2006, 05:36:04 PM
Currently no idea if the sandwich doesn't do the job.
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 21, 2006, 07:55:30 PM
But it sure makes me hungry...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on December 21, 2006, 08:20:18 PM
More clues!

- the LPWB can be thought of as something that's present in every reinforced concrete building, but with things removed.
- LPWB word #1 is a food that some people have for breakfast.
- LPWB word #2 is sometimes used as a unit of measurement for (or style of) cake.  Edit: it can also be a unit of measurement for meat or wood, among other things!

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 22, 2006, 08:28:08 AM
No idea about the LPWB.

Going home...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 22, 2006, 10:18:06 AM
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 22, 2006, 11:29:20 AM
Maybe later in the day. Currently not in the mood for riddles.
Last Is there a rhyme for monster in English? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on December 22, 2006, 01:52:30 PM
Word 2 is likely 'pound'.  At first I thought it might be layer.


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on December 22, 2006, 01:56:01 PM
I don't think there is, Swato.  And www.rhymezone.com agrees.


Want some more clues?

- LPWB word #1, as mentioned, is a food that is often eaten at breakfast.  It is not a pancake, but is often served at restaurants that serve pancakes.
- LPWB word #1 can also be used as a verb; it can be used to describe certain politicians.
- LPWB word #2 is not "pound" or "layer"
- arcane structural engineering clue: the LPWB is typically square, or close to it.  If length-to-width ratio for the area in question were greater than about 2-to-1, something other than the LPWB would probably be chosen (though several LPWBs could be butted together to cover a rectangular area, provided each LPWB is supported along every edge).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 22, 2006, 02:09:32 PM
Thanks for the link! I am just doing some new Cthulhu songs for Solstice and had to discard some good lines because I couldn't find appropriate rhymes.
Last Iä the mighty Cthulhu comes | gather round ye cultists, beat the drums Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on December 22, 2006, 02:40:50 PM
In case it comes up, the only rhyme I've found for "maneuver" is "Vancouver".

Last Thanks, Lowest of the Low! Post

Edit: now that I think about it, "Hoover" could work as well.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on December 22, 2006, 03:57:24 PM
Word 2 is often used in connection with Thai food.

Edit: Please ignore this 'clue'. It is completely wrong! Sorry.  :-[
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 22, 2006, 04:10:29 PM
Here is my Lovecraftian take on the Mack-the Knife Song

And the Deep Ones they have gill slits
Though they keep them out of sight
Just their foul fish smell's sufficient
For all sane ones to flee in fright

And my poor friend Edward Derby
Got a Deep One for a wife
Now a thing lies on my doorstep
What a way to end one's life

Should you visit run-down Innsmouth
At Gilman House you should not stay
Lock your door and stay awake, dear
Or you might not get away

There are strange things in old Arkham
Don't just trust me, here's the proof
Look to Miscatonic library
There's a Shoggoth on the roof

Randolph Carter has reported
How Harley Warren met his fate
In the crypt he foolishly entered
Hungry undead laid in wait

"If you plan to summon dead ones"
Says a scholar of renown
"Get yourself at least a shotgun
To make sure you can put him down"

You must meet the artist Pickman
Oh, his paintings are so cool
But avoid him when he's working
For his model (it) is a Ghoul

There is buzzing in the night sky
And a whisper in the dark
Mi-Go will soon can your brain, dear
Should you meet them in the park

Are there rats in Exham Priory?
Can you hear them in the wall?
If you do, you are a Delapore
and should prepare for your downfall

A mad Arab named Al-Hazred
Wrote a book called Al Azif
Also known as Nekronomicon
It has brought us lots of grief

In the sunken city of R'lyeh
Waits Cthulhu dreaming dead
When the stars are right again, dear
He will drive us (all) raving mad

Great Cthulhu, Shub Niggurath
Nyarlathotep, Yog Sothoth
Never without two mad flutists
Demon Sultan Azathoth

The Great Old Ones are returning
Soon you too will feel their wrath
|: But for mankind there'll be no place, dear
For they'll destroy all that's in their path :|

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on December 22, 2006, 04:26:00 PM
Quote from: Quasimodo (The Meromorph) on December 22, 2006, 03:57:24 PM
Word 2 is often used in connection with Thai food.

I did not know that!

Last oh the things I could learn if I would only order something other than pad thai once in a while Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on December 22, 2006, 04:42:03 PM
Quote from: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on December 22, 2006, 04:26:00 PM
Quote from: Quasimodo (The Meromorph) on December 22, 2006, 03:57:24 PM
Word 2 is often used in connection with Thai food.

I did not know that!

Last oh the things I could learn if I would only order something other than pad thai once in a while Post

That was probably because I had a brain fart, and was completely wrong. Sorry, everyone... :-[
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on December 22, 2006, 05:04:07 PM
Meh.  It happens.

More clues?

- LPWB word #2 is apparently the name of a drug in the Discworld series of novels, and is also regional slang for a modified car (on Earth, not Discworld)
- Bluenose might use LPWB word #2 to describe what Aggie and I would call a two-four.


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 22, 2006, 05:22:07 PM
That makes #2 clearly Slab (I don't even have to look that up)
Let's try the sandwich slab...okay, that it isn't
bacon slab...neither?
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 22, 2006, 06:14:50 PM
As usual I don't have a clue regarding the LPWB, but I wanted a

Last Post

for me ;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on December 22, 2006, 06:18:54 PM
Another arcane structural engineering clue!
- The LPWB can be thought of as "going both ways", not because it's bisexual (in fact, it's asexual - it's been established that it's usually made of reinforced concrete, after all), but because of the way it distributes loads.

And another clue:
- LPWB word #1 refers to the overall appearance of the LPWB.

Last though "bacon slab" does sound delicious Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on December 22, 2006, 06:51:39 PM
Americans may think Belgians invented it. ;)

Last now I can't stop hearing the words bacon slab in my head Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on December 22, 2006, 07:03:56 PM
Americans (or Canadians, for that matter) may also think that LPWB word #1 is something cooked in a toaster.

Shall we sum up the clues?

- two words
- you can find it in the structure of certain buildings
- reminiscent of a food
- the LPWB is typically made out of reinforced concrete
- the LPWB can be thought of as something that's present in every reinforced concrete building, but with things removed.
- LPWB word #1 is a food that some people have for breakfast.
- LPWB word #2 is sometimes used as a unit of measurement for (or style of) cake.  It can also be a unit of measurement for meat or wood, among other things!
- LPWB word #1, as mentioned, is a food that is often eaten at breakfast.  It is not a pancake, but is often served at restaurants that serve pancakes.
- LPWB word #1 can also be used as a verb; it can be used to describe certain politicians.
- LPWB word #2 is not "pound" or "layer"
- LPWB word #2 is apparently the name of a drug in the Discworld series of novels, and is also regional slang for a modified car (on Earth, not Discworld)
- Bluenose might use LPWB word #2 to describe what Aggie and I would call a two-four.
- LPWB word #1 refers to the overall appearance of the LPWB.

- arcane structural engineering clues:
   - the LPWB is typically square, or close to it.  If length-to-width ratio for the area in question were greater than about 2-to-1, something other than the LPWB would probably be chosen (though several LPWBs could be butted together to cover a rectangular area, provided each LPWB is supported along every edge).
   - The LPWB can be thought of as "going both ways", not because it's bisexual (in fact, it's asexual - it's been established that it's usually made of reinforced concrete, after all), but because of the way it distributes loads.

BONUS!  New arcane structural engineering clue:
- adding LPWB word #1 implies that the dead load of the entire LPWB is reduced (compared to LPWB word #2 on its own, all else being equal).

Last I'm getting hungry - where's my bacon slab? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 22, 2006, 08:30:35 PM
!!! LAST POST WORD BINGO WINNER !!??

WTF??

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w a f f l e    s l a b

Ok, I can see the pattern made with rebar lookin' sorta waffly...

Slab as unit of measure? OK, gotcha, where the shape is equivalent to a reference point of "one".

New word...BRB!!

OK, new word.

Three syllables, suitable for the meaning of the word.

Slow, in suite.

Stanley Kubrick liked one of George's for Barry.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on December 22, 2006, 09:02:25 PM
WTF indeed!  And FTW!

You can order cake by the slab, right?   ;)

Yes, Chatty was right on with w a f f l e   s l a b!

It's a type of two-way (i.e. the reinforcing steel runs in two directions, usually at 90 degrees to each other) concrete structural slab with the concrete removed between the reinforcing bars.  This makes them lighter than a standard floor slab, but more labour-intensive and therefore usually more expensive.

And it looks like this:

(http://nisee.berkeley.edu/thumbnail/6257_3021_0647/IMG0077.jpg)

Last now where's that bacon? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on December 22, 2006, 11:41:04 PM
The new word is in.
Last I'll log on as much as I can... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 23, 2006, 01:12:27 AM
OK, more clues for the LPWB game!

It was Colonial before it was European.

It was forbidden in much of Iberia.

It sounds like something that Abraham's wife disliked intensly enough to prohibit it.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 23, 2006, 09:23:40 AM
Something to do with pipes? The first pipe smokers got trouble with the inquisition in Spain.
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 23, 2006, 12:09:20 PM
Why do I think of something naughty...? :)

I need to drink more.

Last Imhomeandenjoyingithere Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 24, 2006, 04:18:25 AM
No smoking pipes, and not particularly naughty, unless you're a Spaniard from the late 1500's.

Recap: Three syllables, suitable for the meaning of the word.

Slow, in suite.

Stanley Kubrick liked one of George's for Barry.

It was Colonial before it was European.

It was forbidden in much of Iberia.

It sounds like something that Abraham's wife disliked intensly enough to prohibit it.

Another new clue?

Dancers consider it a distinctive "drag".

Mexia' and Mexico were accustomed to a faster version than that with which we are familiar, or with which the propagators of the typical suite were, either. (How very baroque of them.) ;)

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 24, 2006, 09:47:15 AM
Okay, some kind of dance but which one?
sarabande (Ouch!) s a r a b a n d e

OK, i'll send a new word to Mero

4 syllables
not coastal (I can do bad puns too)
married to a character in a Monty Python movie
long laundry list expected

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 24, 2006, 02:17:09 PM
I would have never guessed that.

My mother is telling me to start doing something around the house, so I guess I'll be off with the

Last CHRISTMASSY Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 25, 2006, 04:51:01 AM
Very good, Swato!

Clue breakdown:
Three syllables, suitable for the meaning of the word. Sarabande is a danse suite in (generally) 3/4 time.

Slow, in suite. In the suite, the typical Sarabande is slow.

Stanley Kubrick liked one of George's for Barry.
George Friedrick Handel's Suite #11 Sarabande was used in the film Barry Lyndon.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iNlZ8xyhQE

It was Colonial before it was European. The Sarabande started as the zarabanda in Central America, and was introduced into spain in 1583.

It was forbidden in much of Iberia. Spain forbade the sarabande as immoral in the 1500-1600's.

It sounds like something that Abraham's wife disliked intensly enough to prohibit it. Sarah banned. As in Abraham and Sara...

Another new clue?

Dancers consider it a distinctive "drag". The tied second and third beat typical in the music is related to the drag-step that the dance uses.

Mexia' and Mexico were accustomed to a faster version than that with which we are familiar, or with which the propagators of the typical suite were, either. (How very baroque of them.) The poet Mexia introduced the form to Spain, but the original was quite rapid. The baroque composers slowed down almost ever dance the incorporated into suites de danse, because the preferred the extra time to add ornamentation to the music.



Last Slow Dance Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on December 25, 2006, 05:40:23 AM
The new word is in.

Last I can't keep my eyes open Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 25, 2006, 09:26:56 AM
Last night I got wasted with my parents.

I love Christmas eves...

Last :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 25, 2006, 09:54:43 AM
X-mess seems so early this year. Looking outside it feels more like November.
Over here the presents are given on the 24th in the evening after church.
The problem is, I don't know where to put the books. The capacity of my shelves/cabinets is definitely exhausted.
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 25, 2006, 06:24:55 PM
Build a new one.

Or get a bigger place to live. :)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 25, 2006, 06:29:34 PM
The only option I see (and actually consider)is to get a bed on poles to get another 3 square metres storage without risking to be maimed/killed in my sleep by falling books/DVDs
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 25, 2006, 06:43:05 PM
But that could be very impractical in one's love life...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 26, 2006, 10:07:55 AM
That would require to have one. I would use the 210*150 cm bed frame anyway.
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 26, 2006, 12:14:13 PM
How about a false ceiling?

Last same problem Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 26, 2006, 01:19:44 PM
Or a false floor?

Last wheredidihidemysecretstashofrum? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 27, 2006, 12:36:03 AM
Don't you have storage rentals in Germany? Of course getting a reference could be complicated in such case.

Last it is a long walk from here Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 27, 2006, 07:06:03 AM
I've stacked so many books on my bed that I had an avalanche last night...

Last Thank God I found Spencer in it all Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 27, 2006, 10:28:59 AM
The storage already goes from floor to ceiling (275 cm) and the DVD shelves are already at right angles with the book shelves. When I'll have to leave my parent's flat after finishing PhD, I'll need one big enough not for a family but for storing all the stuff ::).
I am not one of the "a new book? we already have one!"-types obviously ;).
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 27, 2006, 12:53:24 PM
I'll be taking old books out of the storage area (some kind of basement somewhere I don't know about) next, so it can happen that I will be having similiar problems any time soon...

Last when should I find the time to read all that stuff? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 27, 2006, 05:36:57 PM
it time... for the beat down. aite?

I'm gonna bring it to you.

let's go.


last if-anyone-gets-that-reference-I-love-them post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 27, 2006, 05:40:45 PM
I don't get the reference, but I get the last post...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 27, 2006, 05:54:49 PM
Sleep knits up the shrivelled rag of time. Xmas is exhausting, but fun.

Last yaaaaaaaawning Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 27, 2006, 06:05:52 PM
The LPWB on the other hand is not much fun (the word, not the game).
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 27, 2006, 06:20:25 PM
no, the game is not much fun either.

now I remember why I forgot about posting here....

meh.

~Qwerty
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 27, 2006, 06:29:04 PM
Any news from Omnia/TOP/FSM?
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 27, 2006, 07:09:28 PM
The LPWB is fun for those, who get the word from time to time (which obviously isn't me)...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 27, 2006, 08:21:20 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on December 27, 2006, 06:29:04 PM
Any news from Omnia/TOP/FSM?
Last Post

you mean Omnieumnium? he posted a while back saying he wasn't going to come back. don't remember the specifics, though I imagine it was more 'well, I haven't been here in a long while, and DD's gone.... I'm going' or somesuch.

Aptendoyte (now PP) is close to being banned, one (more) slip up and he's out. LAz too is on the naughty list. it's like, they have to re-judge all the past bans, even though they haven't changed a bit.

anyway, I'm out for the evening. hold the fort for me guys.

err... away from yourselves...

bugger. I'll just take it with me.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 27, 2006, 10:05:01 PM
Ho hum...Who'da thunk it...antagonistic egotistical megalomaniacs gettin' banned??

Some things don't change, no matter what.

(Anybody got a contact for Motile??)

Oh, LOOK!! I'm wearing my bitch shoes!!

Mea Culpa. Sorta.

Last Don't sweat the LPWB, Q, 'cause nobody much really plays it anyway. And I miss you. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 28, 2006, 02:55:56 AM
I love the LPWB for precisely the reasons others hate it.

Last adoration of the LPWB Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 28, 2006, 10:34:53 AM
I hope you mean the game not the word. I don't take you for a natural coprophiliac :o ;)
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 28, 2006, 11:06:22 AM
Lastness of Postitudinality
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 28, 2006, 02:29:21 PM
Not even trying to get the LPWB...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 29, 2006, 12:53:27 AM
** Swats Swato in passing and swipes the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 29, 2006, 09:41:01 AM
General brawl and upheaval until the old bronze head pushes through carrying the Last Post for posterity to last.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 29, 2006, 01:21:56 PM
But it doesn't last for long, as I come around and take it away...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 29, 2006, 02:14:47 PM
Takeaway? Does that mean that we won't be able to play with it anymore?

What have we done to you!?!?

Last kidnapped post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 29, 2006, 06:40:12 PM
I'll leave the drive way open so someone can steal it again...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 29, 2006, 09:00:09 PM
Mine, mine, MINE!!!

Last 3 year old Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 30, 2006, 04:47:21 AM
Wow that Last Post was made three years* ago? Probably not safe to eat.

Fresh newly minted

Last Post

* apologies for deliberate misunderstanding... I know you are just a kid really
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 30, 2006, 05:52:36 AM
ZOINK!!

Snagged the Last Post, and am heading to the kitchen for Eggnog Fudge with it.

(Next person to take it might need a damp washcloth for a sticky Last Post with Eggnog Fudge.)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 30, 2006, 09:39:12 AM
Auntie is fined for unlicensed handling of hazardous materials and forfeits the right to the Last Post, at least until it is decontaminated.
Last yuck! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 30, 2006, 01:36:28 PM
If it is contaminated, you shouldn't touch it.

Here, I'll take it to my underground lab and do the work for you...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 30, 2006, 03:36:36 PM
I am the lab-inspector general here. My decontamination squid-squad is already on its way to fetch the Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 31, 2006, 12:22:06 AM
They wont find it becuase I have it.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 31, 2006, 09:05:37 AM
Do you feel the tapping on both shoulders while unseen tentacles are searching your pockets?
If not, the squid squad was already there and exchanged the Real Last Post with a fake (and don't think they were fooled by the replicas you used as decoys).
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 31, 2006, 12:06:42 PM
But you were most certainly fooled by the one's I've pput up around the monastery.

The real one is still here, in a safe place...

(actually not very safe, I'mm hugging it while I'm lying under the table in the pub)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 01, 2007, 10:43:38 AM
Fortunately, it is not soluble in alcohol.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 01, 2007, 11:23:28 AM
That's merely the first Last Post of the New Year. No time to mature. Mine has been brewing much longer and therefore has more substance and staying power.

Look..... like this.....

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 01, 2007, 03:32:35 PM
My first last post this year.

And it's a one with a slight hang over (only a slight one, I'll be back on my feet in no time, haven't been mixing drink last night)

Last wenttosleepatnineinthemorningwokeupatnoon Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 01, 2007, 08:46:50 PM
hadn't been mixing drinks you mean? haven't is... not present, but um, less past tense, more present tense...

I'm no english major....

last first post of the new year? yeah, that sounds right.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 01, 2007, 09:39:35 PM
Eggnog fudge is GOOD for Last Posts!!

(But bad for people that don't like cinnamon and nutmeg.)

The Last Post liked it.   :P And still does!

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 01, 2007, 11:53:52 PM
Q, I really appreciate your help with my bad English, but trust me, when one wakes up, his head banging and mouth dry, it doesn't really matter if it "has been" or "had been"... :mrgreen:

Last justkidding Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 02, 2007, 08:20:58 AM
Speaking of language and errors....could someone check my Cthulhu lyrics in the art gallery for grammatical mistakes and the like (not for the quality of rhyming or the degree of morbidity though).

I wonder, whether the Last Post could be synthesized. A Lanthane/Tin alloy plus a Tin/Phosphorous oxide?

Last definitely not healthy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 02, 2007, 09:29:07 PM
I need a beer...

Last senseless Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 03, 2007, 02:35:35 AM
If you publish a language and grammer for Cthulhu lyrics I am sure we could get someone to check them.  ;D  ;D  ;D

Meanwhile....

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on January 03, 2007, 06:54:25 AM
Aaaah, I haven't had the Last Post for days and days ... ::)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 03, 2007, 09:27:24 AM
No day shall pass without me getting the Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 03, 2007, 09:31:19 AM
And no hour shall pass without me taking it away from you...

Last where did my life go? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 03, 2007, 09:34:44 AM
That may be so but with em around it is a ball game.
Last catch it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on January 03, 2007, 03:11:35 PM
Last caught it and not letting it go Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 03, 2007, 03:52:13 PM
Last call in the really rough rugby team Post

We need a Last Post theme song too.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on January 03, 2007, 04:38:35 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on January 03, 2007, 03:52:13 PM
We need a Last Post theme song too.
How about 'I, Me, Me, Mine' by George Harrison?

Last now I can't get that song out of my head Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 03, 2007, 04:44:27 PM
Nah! Something original or at least a new text.
Last Post is marching on
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 03, 2007, 05:00:49 PM
Running away with the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 03, 2007, 05:04:36 PM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand touchdown.
Last Post scores extra points
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 04, 2007, 12:42:53 PM
Last I have nothing to say Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 04, 2007, 01:13:49 PM
I concur with the previous Last Post-er
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 04, 2007, 01:27:47 PM
I still don't have anything to say.

But I will keep the Last Post till this state of mine changes...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 04, 2007, 02:07:08 PM
Agreement on the first, disagreement on the second as far as you are concerned. I will keep it instead until someone else takes it.
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 04, 2007, 03:47:49 PM
Sure, be my guest, keep it. I don't want it anyway...

Ooooops, guess I took it...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 04, 2007, 03:56:05 PM
Happens in the best monasteries.
As long as you don't drop and break it...
Last unbroken Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 04, 2007, 03:59:48 PM
I'll do my best...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 04, 2007, 04:06:56 PM
Do it for I am leaving for today
Last straight on til morning Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on January 04, 2007, 11:51:17 PM
Looks like the Last Post needs to be taken into safe custody.

Last Antipodean Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 05, 2007, 02:03:24 AM
We don't seem able to retrieve the Ashes but we can relieve you of the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 05, 2007, 02:06:51 AM
Last "I'm just going to pinch the Last post and run for it" post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 05, 2007, 08:47:19 AM
And fall in the preemptively dug pit with the automatic Last Post retriever.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 05, 2007, 09:51:12 AM
I am developping a Swato-blocker, which will stop you from taking the Last Post.

Unfortunately it's not finished yet, so I heve to do  it manually.

Last manual Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 05, 2007, 11:39:33 AM
Why not call the SWAT-o-matic team?
Last Sirius Cybernetic Corporation Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 06, 2007, 03:04:31 PM
I don't think that would help.


I just have to stop using those bloody ACME machines, they're no good.

Last looneytunes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 06, 2007, 05:12:13 PM
You are a dethpikkable vile Last Postee coyote! ;D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on January 06, 2007, 05:16:52 PM
Beep Beep dashing through and grabbing the last Beep Beep post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 06, 2007, 05:22:56 PM
Follow that Roadrunner!
Last the squids will get him in the end Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 06, 2007, 07:31:40 PM
The roadrunner won't get far...

Last I have a jet on my back Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on January 07, 2007, 07:18:10 AM
Weeeellll, since I'm the only registered member online at the moment (according to this link http://toadfishmonastery.com/forum/index.php?action=who (http://toadfishmonastery.com/forum/index.php?action=who))

I'll just nick the Last Post.

(btw, there WERE 9 guests, mostly lurking in the games... makes ya go Hmmmmm.)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 07, 2007, 09:41:38 AM
At least we seem spammer-free at the moment.
Last knock on whalebone Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 07, 2007, 11:50:54 AM
Last night there were even 15 guests around.

I think either we're getting popular, or there are some spammers lurking around waiting for their opportunity (there are always at least six guests around, it makes me really go hmmmmmm...)

Last suspicious Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 07, 2007, 08:00:10 PM
Last maybe we ought to remind spammers that they'll get fed to the squidlings post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 08, 2007, 07:48:37 AM
Last Poor baby squidlings might be scarred for life with too much Spam Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 08, 2007, 11:46:15 AM
They'll survive even the worst attacks of spam.

They're quite strong..

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 08, 2007, 12:24:08 PM
And when our vampire squid squad arrives at last they will turn all spammers into dried mammal sushi.

Last spammers beware Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on January 08, 2007, 01:02:26 PM
Last I'll eat the spam - us goats eat anything - and with built in troll protection I am practically a one goat message board defence system Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 08, 2007, 02:10:36 PM
The Praetorian Goats?
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 08, 2007, 02:33:32 PM
I'd love some lamb meat right now...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 08, 2007, 02:51:09 PM
Currently only lion steak available
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on January 08, 2007, 03:00:02 PM
My name is Maximus Decimus Capricius, commander of the Armies of the Monastery, General of the Toadfish Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Opsanus Tau. Father to no-one, husband to er.. no-one. And I will have my vengeance on spammers, in this life or the next.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 08, 2007, 03:15:49 PM
There is kind of goat cheese sold over here named "Capri o lait" (no joke)
Last I think that is a horrible pun Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 08, 2007, 03:59:01 PM
Cheeeeeese....


Hmmmmmmmmmm...

Last drooling Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 08, 2007, 05:24:01 PM
Welcome, Speedy Gambrinous!

Last Mexican Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 08, 2007, 07:06:29 PM
Someone called me?

Oh yes, the last post did.

It wants me to have it...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on January 08, 2007, 09:58:37 PM
 ;)

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for a while
and a bit
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 08, 2007, 11:34:37 PM
Haven't seen you for a while...

Welcome back...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 09, 2007, 09:10:29 AM
15°C announced for today. It's raining.
Last where have all the winters gone Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on January 09, 2007, 09:58:06 AM
37oC announced for tomorrow

Last I'll take the 15oC please... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 09, 2007, 10:57:18 AM
Last I just had an exam and have nothing to say Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 09, 2007, 11:13:25 AM
Quote from: Bluenose on January 09, 2007, 09:58:06 AM
37oC announced for tomorrow

Last I'll take the 15oC please... Post

For the season in your part of the world this seems proper (although too hot for my taste, anything above 25° diminishes my well-being)

Last except for the hot tub and that no longer than an hour per session Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 09, 2007, 04:06:59 PM
Bluenose you want to switch places?

I'm sick of Winters.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on January 09, 2007, 10:49:11 PM
Yep, sure!  :toadfishwink:

Mind you, its been smokey here for most of the last month or so - this morning I found that the rest of the estate I live in had dissapeared from view, again.  And forget all about seeing the mountains behind...  Looks like its gonna be smokey for a few weeks yet (hopefully its only going to be weeks).  Everything smells of smoke.  I've had it with smoke.  I'm beginning to feel like a kipper!  Yes, I'll swap you for some decent cold weather and a bit of rain (or snow, I'm not proud), as long as there's no smoke.

Last I wish it was smoke free Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 09, 2007, 10:52:21 PM
You've not mentioned smoke before...

Sorry, the deal is of, I thought I'd swap for a place with a clear blue sky, not smoke...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 10, 2007, 12:02:11 AM
say Kiyo, I don't think I've mentioned how awesome looking that avatar is. what is it?

~Qwerty
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 10, 2007, 06:29:25 AM
Last We've got blue skies and moderate weather most of the time so everybody move HERE Post

;D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 10, 2007, 07:22:47 AM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 10, 2007, 12:02:11 AM
say Kiyo, I don't think I've mentioned how awesome looking that avatar is. what is it?

~Qwerty

Honestly I have no idea. I've found it on my parents' computer couple of days ago, and just loved it (it was actually in the recycle bin, so I took it).

All I can say that there are two eyes in the avatar... :)

Here's the original picture:
(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i5/bronko84/oci.jpg)

Last eye see you Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 10, 2007, 10:34:24 AM
Red Brother is watching you :toadfishwink: :toast: :toasted:
Last :toadfish: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 10, 2007, 11:00:49 AM
What? Goat is watching me?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 10, 2007, 03:25:00 PM
Watching?
you may try this

Der Bonker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC41_2yBaiY

Should you understand German reasonably well, you might also try they keywords:
Hitler Leasingvertrag
or
Hitler leasing
on YouTube

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 10, 2007, 03:56:39 PM
Swato, I know this short movie for a long time... :)

And I love it!

Btw, I've heard a rumour that there is a movie planned (based on this short musical act).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 10, 2007, 05:41:10 PM
Currently there is a very controversial Hitler comedy coming to the silver screen over here.
I think Moers will stay with the Hitler cartoons on paper for some time
(current edition: Der Bonker with Churchill doing phone pranks on Adolf [e.g. posing as an insurance salesman trying to sell him a "war insurance"])

Last Äch bän schon wieda da! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 10, 2007, 06:53:06 PM
What is the name of the Hitler comedy?

As I'm not over in Germany anymore, I don't know much of the recent releases over there.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 10, 2007, 07:03:01 PM
http://www.meinfuehrer-derfilm.de/
Mein Führer - Die wirklich wahrste Wahrheit über Adolf Hitler
(no rival for Lubitsch if you ask me)

Last Wenn ist das Nunnstück git und Slotermeyer? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 10, 2007, 07:04:11 PM
Did you see it?

Worth any good?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 10, 2007, 07:31:03 PM
No, I haven't and don't actually plan to at the moment.
Interestingly the lead actors liked it while they were doing it but are almost unanimous that the editing spoiled it. A lot(=most)of reviews I read say that good potential was wasted here (apart of course from the usual suspects that find the mere idea revolting).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 10, 2007, 07:55:11 PM
The idea sounds interesting anyway...

I hope I'll get the chance to see it some time...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 10, 2007, 08:06:18 PM
You have been warned!
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 10, 2007, 09:05:46 PM
I know, and I really appreciate your warning (I have been warned before watching "Das kleine Arschloch und der alte Sack - Sterben ist Scheiße", but watched it anyway, out of pure curiosity. And have been disappointed by the movie.)

Anyway, I don't think I will get to see it any time soon, maybe even never... :)

Last where did all the good movies go? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 11, 2007, 01:13:10 AM
Last Movies?? WHAT movies?? Post

There are no new movies coming out of Hollywood. Only redone movies and TV shows.  :censored:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 11, 2007, 11:40:33 AM
That is why there is the European movie industry and independt movies that raise the bar of quality... :)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 11, 2007, 11:57:05 AM
That contradicts my post that was eaten by the system again.
At least Germany doesn't make more than 1 worthwhile movie per decade (and even those are usually co-productions).
We export our talents :( and those that the US believes to be talented  ;)
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 11, 2007, 02:23:14 PM
Of course Europe exports its talents to the US, there's better money in Holywood than in Europe, so that isn't really a surprise.

But I still think that the European filmography has very high quality and there are at least five quality movies a year that come from Europe.

One fine example could be the movie "Das Leben der Anderen", or Almodovar's "Volver".

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 11, 2007, 03:12:21 PM
At least our film production/exports are not 30% "Der ***-Report" anymore as in the 70ies ::)

*** = e.g. Schoolgirls, Housewives, Lederhosn etc.

Last Wo der Wildbach durch das Höschen rauscht Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on January 11, 2007, 04:29:06 PM
living as I do near the National Media Museum (http://www.nationalmediamuseum.org.uk/) and being a 'friend of film' for its fine cinemas I can say that there are certainly many more than 5 great movies a year coming out of Europe. Unfortunately most people never hear about them.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 11, 2007, 04:39:46 PM
I have to put in a good word for Korean cinema here...  the East is obsessed with Korean films but it hasn't crossed to the West yet,


Last subtitled Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on January 11, 2007, 04:50:55 PM
Last we get plenty of korean cinema in bradford especially during the Bite the Mango festival (http://www.nationalmediamuseum.org.uk/btm/2007/home.asp) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 11, 2007, 05:07:36 PM
Well Asian films have always been extraordinary...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on January 11, 2007, 05:15:48 PM
If you let me keep the Last Post I will organise a toadfish trip to the festival  ;D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 11, 2007, 05:32:35 PM
I can't a Marxist keep the Last Post.

That's where it all starts.

Last stop commmunism Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 11, 2007, 05:37:51 PM
Well then....  you have a nice passtime Kiyo, but it's hardly a viable economic system.


Last stop alcoholism Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 11, 2007, 09:25:37 PM
well you're ALL crazy.

last stop the madness! post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 11, 2007, 09:32:35 PM
Yo, Q.... Whuzzup?



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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 11, 2007, 09:34:03 PM
We are crazy?

Wonder how you came to that?

Last I'm not crazy, just a little insane Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 12, 2007, 12:57:43 AM
Wasn't catch 22 which stated that claiming one's madness was proof of the opposite?

Last or something like that Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on January 12, 2007, 05:33:23 AM
Lastus Postus!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 12, 2007, 07:19:46 AM
Going Lastly Postal here.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 12, 2007, 12:39:08 PM
And this is the first last post I'm last posting today...

Last first Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 12, 2007, 01:23:47 PM
I get Postally confused and hope it won't Last

Quote from: Agujjim on January 11, 2007, 04:39:46 PM
I have to put in a good word for Korean cinema here...  the East is obsessed with Korean films but it hasn't crossed to the West yet,

Korean cinema is interesting but good DVD editions are rare over here.
My only qualm is that they tend to be a bit oversentimental.
Real happy ends seem to be discouraged, although happiness in the other world is often hinted at.

While you are in East Asia movie-wise: Give Bang-Rajan a look (that's a Thai film), often described as The Alamo meets the 7 Samurai. A true hit (but quite brutal).
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 12, 2007, 03:16:25 PM
Talking about Asian movies - I've seen quite an interesting Taiwanese (I think) movie the other day:

The Wayward Cloud (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0445760/)

Interesting, and very disturbing.

Last watermelon Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 12, 2007, 03:40:47 PM
East Asia seems to go through a phase of such "strangies" as Europe did during a certain period of the silent films. Given the "acceptable" level of the time that would even include the erotic aspects.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 12, 2007, 05:53:21 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on January 12, 2007, 01:23:47 PMKorean cinema is interesting but good DVD editions are rare over here.
My only qualm is that they tend to be a bit oversentimental.
Real happy ends seem to be discouraged, although happiness in the other world is often hinted at.

Yes, that's true... many of the dramas end with most of the lead characters dead (see especially 'Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance').   Mind you, it's a bit of a refresher when one is used to the mandatory predictable happy endings offered by Hollywood, and probably part of the reason I like them.

Dodge rom-coms unless you're a big fan of cheese and slapstick, especially and typically the 'nice guy' male lead undergoing constant abuse and rebuke from the female lead (if you like that kind of thing try 'My Sassy Girl' or 'My Wife is a Gangster'; the second was almost worth it for the shoddy subtitling in the version I had - terrible grammar and typos yet a perfect grasp of N. American slang).

There's a preponderance of (cold) war movies, too, but many of them are very good - JSA comes to mind, but then again I'm a fan of director Park Chan-Wook and this was one of his first big films. 

The latest Korean movie I watched was 'The Host', a monster flick.  OK, but too much monster screen time for my tastes... I prefer suspense over special effects.  And as usual, a bittersweet ending as Swato notes (not to drop spoilers, but the setup for a happy ending is there and is yanked at the closing scene and replaced with a more sentimental one less satisfying to Western tastes).  Korean 'ghost' movies tend to be better and not as dependent on small children with pale makeup as Japanese horror.

I have a Thai horror movie called 'The Eye' kicking about, but m'lady refuses to watch it as it's rumored to be very scary.  I'll have to check it out when she's not around.

Last Reel Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 13, 2007, 04:59:58 AM
Last Cinematically Challenged Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 13, 2007, 10:19:48 AM
The German edition of Undercover Police Woman has subtitles that lag more and more behind the action. It's a wee bit difficult to follow, if it takes a minute before the translation to the spoken words appears (and is not marked for speaker).

Have you seen Bin-Jip (Empty Houses)?

Last a movie where the leads don't talk Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 13, 2007, 01:29:54 PM
Last I have really nothing to say bu I want the Last Post Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on January 13, 2007, 02:12:02 PM
I am taking the Last Post and you can only have it back when you move discussiona on world cinema to an appropriate place!

Last campaign to keep the last post frivolous Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 13, 2007, 05:07:01 PM
So, we need a Last Post song that could serve as the Title song for the Last Post movie (that should not be an Alamo Last Post or the like).
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 13, 2007, 07:41:12 PM
Save the Last Post for Me.

You can Post
Every Post with the one who gives you the eye
Let them hold you tight
You can smile
Every smile for the one who'd like to spell you right
'Neath the monitor light
But don't forget who's postin' you last
And in who's post you're gonna be
Oh, Kiyo, save the last post for me

Oh I know
That the postin's fine like sparklin' wine
Go and have your fun
Key-in and sing
But while we're apart don't give your heart to anyone
And don't forget who's postin' you last
And in who's post you're gonna be
Oh, Mero, save the last post for me

You can post
Go and carry on till the night is gone
And it's time to go
If someone asks
If you're all alone, can they take you home
You must tell them no

And don't forget who's postin' you last
And in who's past you're gonna be
Oh, Swato, save the last post for me
And don't forget who's postin' you last
And in who's post you're gonna be
Oh, Aggie, save the Last Post for me
Oh, Goatie, save the Last Post for me
Oh, Opas, save the Last Post for me
Hey Mongo Baby, save the Last Post for me
AnonImat0, save the Last Post for me
And Q, my darlin', save the Last Post for me
All you Pirates, save the last post for me

Oh, Toadfish (dramatic pause) save the Last Post for me

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on January 13, 2007, 07:49:36 PM
Good, kind, sweet Auntie Dee Dee.
I will take the Last Post and save for Auntie Dee Dee.
I will give Auntie Dee Dee cake!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 13, 2007, 07:59:35 PM
CAKE?!!1!?

Aunt Dee Dee LOVES CAKE!!

And you!

And the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 13, 2007, 08:42:32 PM
Whiloe Aunt DeeDee is enjoying her cake, I think I'll disappear withe the Last Post. :D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 13, 2007, 08:50:47 PM
:wipes tears off:

Oh Chatty, that was... (dramatic pause) ... BEAUTIFUL!

:starts singing:


I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight
I've never seen you shine so bright
I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance


Last we all love you Chatty Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 13, 2007, 09:39:26 PM
 :-*

:toadfishwink:

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 14, 2007, 01:35:00 AM
:blush:

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 14, 2007, 03:37:22 AM
oh, I see how it is, Mero.

I'm hurt.

I'm really hurt.


last emopost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 14, 2007, 07:13:59 AM
Get yer little tuchus in here more often and I won't be stealin' Mero's affections.

But i'm keepin' the CAKE!

Last YUMMY Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 14, 2007, 09:12:04 AM
The Last Post is hidden in the cake. (S)he who finds it will be Last Poster for a day.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 14, 2007, 10:20:41 AM
I think I've found it.

It's over here:

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 14, 2007, 10:22:35 AM
You know what happened to the King for a Day when the game was taken seriuosly? :o
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 14, 2007, 11:13:20 AM
I don't want to be a King, not even for a day...

I just want the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 14, 2007, 05:20:59 PM
Unprepared finders of the Last Post in the cake will be fed to the vampire squids :o
Last cake-free Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on January 14, 2007, 05:35:31 PM
Master is back!
He shall have cake!
Master and Auntie Dee Dee shall have Cake!

Oh Joy Joy, Mero believed Master was gone gone gone!

Good, kind Master has come back!

Mero is dancing!

Master shall have small yellow bird!

Oh Joy Joy!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 14, 2007, 05:50:12 PM
Only for the adult cephalopodophiles:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/44/Dream_of_the_fishermans_wife_hokusai.jpg
I hope our squidlings are not into Japanese woodcuts at their tender age.
Didn't know that Master Hokusai also dealt in this kind of prawn :o
Last remove in case of obscenity Post

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tentacle_rape
(the picture was in todays papers and the wikipedia link was just the most readily available on the net)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 14, 2007, 07:33:29 PM
yeah... um, swato?

WTF?


in other news, yay for cake. mero shall have last post.

~Qwerty
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 14, 2007, 08:18:42 PM
So we moved from Asian movies to ancient hentai.

Very interesting development.

Please Q, cover your eyes, we don't want to spoil the kids around here.

:mrgreen:

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 14, 2007, 11:37:45 PM
Ewwww. Ancient tentacle prawn.

Too icky for me, for Q and for the Last Post.

(We'll be over there, having CAKE with Mero and the small yellow bird.)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 15, 2007, 01:03:31 AM
Enjoy the cake.

I'll enjoy the Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 15, 2007, 12:02:54 PM
If the picture is considered too obscene, I will move it to the lab (and only adult squid will be allowed to enter)
Last blushing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on January 15, 2007, 06:27:20 PM
I will take the Last Post.
Kindly, gentle Auntie Dee Dee may use it while she eats good cake.
It shall belong to good, kind, sweet Master whenever he is here.

Happy, Happy Mero.
Master is back!

Nice Swato, and cuddly squidlings, shall have chocolate cake!
Alcohol Boy shall have small piece cake.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 15, 2007, 07:02:47 PM
I'm glad for the piece of cake, thank you kind Mero.

That is why I won't take the Last Post, I'll only take a beer from the fridge.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on January 15, 2007, 08:07:59 PM
Mero is happy.
Alcohol Boy is being nice.
Alcohol Boy is not asking Mero to betray Master, any more.
Alcohol Boy shall have rum cake.
Mero shall keep Last Post for good , kind, sweet Master.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 15, 2007, 08:42:07 PM
I have always been nice...

So has Mero... Here Mero, have a piece of cake.

Last kind Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on January 16, 2007, 01:27:05 AM
Come to ME, little Mero,

Do not tarry with those over there.

You shall give ME cake and then you may have a fish.

I am your True Master, do not turn away from the dark forces again, Little Mero, or you shall have my evil horde of killer Nautiloids to contend with...

I shall have cake.

Mwahahahahaaarrr!!!!!

Last evil Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on January 16, 2007, 03:20:26 AM
Bad Bluenose shall have no cake.

Mero not leave Master. Not. Not, NOT.
I take Last Post for good, kind, loyal Master.

Bluenose perhaps is looking in mirror, thinking is Mero is stupid?
Little Mero? Huh!   HUH!
Bluenose to learn good toadfish manners right now, please.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 16, 2007, 05:29:16 AM
Auntie just wants more cake...

And the Last Post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 16, 2007, 11:17:32 AM
The first shall be yours in exchange for the latter!

Last Post diminished by cake
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 16, 2007, 11:42:11 AM
(http://www.rightflorist.com/iran_florist/images/ir29.jpg)

Tasty cake for Chatty...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 16, 2007, 01:31:17 PM
Sure that it is a cake and not an ornate hat?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 16, 2007, 02:57:33 PM
You can't never be true nowadays...

But I'm pretty sure it is tasty.


Last if not I will eat my own hat Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 16, 2007, 05:29:53 PM
Go on Mr.Rockerduck :D !
Last eat your hat (or was it head?)Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 16, 2007, 07:59:08 PM
Can I have some mustard with that?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 17, 2007, 06:04:33 AM
Mmmmm, chocolate cakehat!!

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on January 17, 2007, 06:43:25 AM
Can I have mine with anchivies?

Last ewww gross Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 17, 2007, 07:15:13 AM
One fish-paste sandwich, please!
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 17, 2007, 08:18:32 AM
I'm hungry...

Last I haven't had my breakfast yet Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 17, 2007, 10:43:22 AM
If you are from Hungary, you are not likely to get it.
Last paleolithic puns Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 17, 2007, 11:10:17 AM
Not from Hungary.

At least not since the last time I czeched.

Last punny Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 17, 2007, 11:19:38 AM
A germane remark, your Hondouras!
Last I do korea about such tsingdao Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 18, 2007, 01:28:08 PM
I can't think of any more puns... (truth is I'm not even thinking)

That's why this is a pun-free post.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on January 18, 2007, 02:16:26 PM
Goat "I am taking my wife to the carribean!"
Reply "Jamaica?"
Goat "no she wanted to go!!!!!!!"  :D

Goat "last year we went to Indonesia"
Reply "jakarta?"
Goat "no. We went on a plane!"  :D

Last I'm here all week Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 18, 2007, 03:19:21 PM
But you won't have the Last Post all week!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on January 18, 2007, 03:36:22 PM
Last it may be interrupted possession but I will take the lions share Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 18, 2007, 03:39:46 PM
Not even lions will help you to keep it.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on January 18, 2007, 03:52:58 PM
Vet: This cat's been drugged!
Pet Owner: No, doc, I carried all the way here in me arms, 'onest!

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on January 18, 2007, 04:28:01 PM
For the first time in a long while, this is my

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 18, 2007, 04:32:27 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on January 17, 2007, 11:19:38 AM
Last I do korea about such tsingdao Post

To mix up your beer nationalities in a shoddy pun attempt is the Hite of insensitivity.  You're liable to make a real Cass of yourself.

Last most Korean beer tastes like Cass... you soju just stick to the traditional bevvies Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on January 18, 2007, 04:46:06 PM
Last

(http://www.brigish.com/images%2Fcollection%2Fviews%2Fvw_RoaringLion-wf.jpg)
come and take it back if you think you're hared enough!
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 18, 2007, 05:22:35 PM
Sausage in a pun!
Last worthy of Dibbler Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 18, 2007, 05:42:40 PM
Which brings us back to where we started.

I'm hungry!

I might even eat the last post.

Last hungry like a wolf not like a lion Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 18, 2007, 05:50:53 PM
And now for something completely different.
Although we now try to avoid talking about TOP too often, we obviously had an effect while we were there...on the Creationists.
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/2007/01/creationists_ra.html
Seems like we have been noticed by the right* guys
Last maybe it was not in vain Post

* in the sense of: the intended ones and the not-left ones
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on January 18, 2007, 11:15:12 PM
Nice to see the sense of humour of the right is still as sharp as ever.

Last just a shame that some people over at TOP underwent the same sense of humour bypass as the people they are lampooning Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on January 19, 2007, 12:33:10 AM
Last I used to go over there a lot, but now I can't seem to find anything there worth the bother Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 19, 2007, 01:19:47 AM
I wish I had something to say.

Like this, just imagine this being a very interesting and a rather humorous post that made you all fall from chairs laughing.


Last am I trying too hard? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 19, 2007, 02:58:57 AM
Here's a solution... get a webcam and drink until you fall from your chair.

That's got to be worth a laugh.  It might be too hazardous for a experienced Alcohol Boy...  because it'd take too much alcohol!

Last peer pressure post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 19, 2007, 03:58:21 AM
Noo Kiyo, resist! That is the path that leads into temptation!

Last but don't forget to upload the result in youtube Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 19, 2007, 07:03:29 AM
Last Don't encourage falling from things drunk, that's how I broke my wrist in college. Post

I still can't wear a watch without it hurting...so Kiyo, be careful, or you'll never know what time it is!! ;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 19, 2007, 08:42:12 AM
The natural anwer would be: Time for another drink!
Last is this incitement to self-poisoning Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 19, 2007, 11:15:03 AM
Been drinking all night and still holding to the chair.

:toasty:

At least I think that is the case.


Last my webcam is such a piece of crap I don't want to use it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 19, 2007, 12:03:00 PM
Then call the Department for Homeland Security or any other Big Brother clone of your choice and trust.

Last we are here to help (though not necessary you) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 19, 2007, 02:43:06 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 19, 2007, 11:15:03 AM
Been drinking all night and still holding to the chair.

:toasty:

At least I think that is the case.


Last my webcam is such a piece of crap I don't want to use it Post

What if you, the chair, and the computer desk have all fallen over?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 19, 2007, 04:20:49 PM
That is of course a possibility.

The chair is not as comfy as it used to be.

And the ceiling is strangely colouured (brown) and awfully near my head.

Last I think aliens attacked me during nightPost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 19, 2007, 04:46:42 PM
Aliens are drunken ants. As astronomical observations have shown, there are formic acid and ethanol in space especially in active regions.

Last not such out of fashion region like ours Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 19, 2007, 08:04:49 PM
Can you drink that?

Last :toasty: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 19, 2007, 11:02:09 PM
Formic acid, no...  ethanol - YEP!  That's the good alcohol....


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 20, 2007, 09:28:42 AM
Ethanol...

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 20, 2007, 10:21:39 AM
Maybe with a pinch of formic acid to give it flavor.

Last see the drunken ants here dancing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Gloria The Camel on January 20, 2007, 10:47:03 AM
Holey crap this game is still going?! =O Man you guys rock...

Last In awe post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on January 20, 2007, 11:04:31 AM
I claim the Last Post for the WHOLE of Dairy Goat Day (http://animalscience.ucdavis.edu/events/dairygoatday/2007/default.htm)

Last if you take it from me you are mean Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 20, 2007, 01:06:27 PM
I am kind.

Last mean Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 21, 2007, 09:58:46 AM
And He will divide the sheep from the goats and the former will fall victim to Fox news.
Last updated scripture Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 21, 2007, 09:19:07 PM
OMG, you had the last post for soooo long.

Time for a change.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on January 21, 2007, 11:53:40 PM
I was going to let you keep it but you took it on Dairy Goat Day

Last vengance is mine Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Gloria The Camel on January 22, 2007, 02:26:39 AM
Vengence is yours but not for long.

Last I've got nothing to say herePost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 22, 2007, 06:51:33 AM
Last Most of the time nobody does, but it's fun to make the old folks have to lean forward to read the little print. Post

Wait a minute...I'm the old folks....dang. :oops: :stupid:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Gloria The Camel on January 22, 2007, 08:10:39 AM
Hey! Are you calling me stupid? 'Cause if you are *shakes fist in a violent suggesting manner*

Last your really gonna have to lean in for this Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 22, 2007, 08:46:09 AM
Calm down and have a mug of goat milk. Btw, is starer a nanny or billy goat, in other words where to get the milk? ;D
Last mice milk is the thing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 22, 2007, 09:49:32 AM
To be honest, I don't want milk at the moment...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 22, 2007, 11:18:49 AM
And I can't stomach it (no problems with cheese or yoghurt though).
Last daily dairy = diary Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 22, 2007, 06:47:28 PM
What can I say?

Last nothing to say Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on January 22, 2007, 09:29:03 PM
Quote from: goat starer on January 21, 2007, 11:53:40 PM
I was going to let you keep it but you took it on Dairy Goat Day
Say, goat, are you actually a Dairy Goat?

Last methinks there is trickery afoot (ahoof?) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 22, 2007, 11:05:12 PM
Last anything below a 6 point type I can't read, so don't bother on my account Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on January 23, 2007, 12:15:03 AM
Last I tend to just copy small stuff over to Notebook to read it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on January 23, 2007, 12:56:14 AM
Last I would too, but I'm too lazy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 23, 2007, 08:47:03 AM
I just copy/paste it when I do my reply
Last now what should we do??? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 23, 2007, 10:31:28 AM
Last it's mine now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 23, 2007, 11:18:03 AM
Just per lend and lease
Last but you can keep those Irish bases Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 23, 2007, 01:45:03 PM
I'm not leasing it...

I'm taking it...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 23, 2007, 03:03:12 PM
That would be too much of an undertaking, and I will not suffer it to be buried.
Last it's nearly alive Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 23, 2007, 06:22:38 PM
The Last Post is alive!

Last living Pozt
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on January 23, 2007, 07:05:44 PM
Yes, the last post is alive - it's renting my spare room.   ;D

Last it's generally neat, but it does get noisy from time to time Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 24, 2007, 07:30:02 AM
Hm, is it playing a Boccherini string quartet? Do you live next to the railway station and had the Last Post quite disturbing teeth when it came to rent your room?

Last Alec beer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 24, 2007, 09:28:06 AM
Whaaaat? There is a Broccoli String Quartet?

Last I knew broccoli was evil Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 24, 2007, 10:29:37 AM
(http://www.concretebarge.co.uk/03-art/5-private/5-ladyjimm.jpg)
http://www.concretebarge.co.uk/03-art/5-private/5-ladyjimm.jpg
Not as evil as this guy, suspected of planning the Great Last Post Robbery
disguised as Lambicus' innocent lodger.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 24, 2007, 05:42:48 PM
I will not let the last post be taken over by the evil forces...

I will protect it!

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on January 24, 2007, 07:13:54 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on January 24, 2007, 07:30:02 AM
Hm, is it playing a Boccherini string quartet?
Why, I think it is!  All four instruments at the same time, too!

Last it's inspired me to take up the octiventral heebiephone Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 25, 2007, 08:42:54 AM
Quote from: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on January 24, 2007, 07:13:54 PM
It's inspired me to take up the octiventral heebiephone

Do you have the right number of mouthes for that?

Last My nyme is of no importance Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 25, 2007, 11:19:25 AM
The squidlings will be glad to help...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 25, 2007, 02:30:20 PM
A whole orchestra with only one instrument? Could be interesting.
Currently working on more song rewrites for the choral squids.
My Happy days are here again version is almost finished.
Let's see how the British Grenadiers look clothed Lovecraft-style!  :D

Last Cthulhu fthagn! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 26, 2007, 10:44:08 AM
I'm taking the Last Post now...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 26, 2007, 10:57:14 AM
No, I'll sacrifice it to the Elder Gods.
Last Ph'nglui mglw'nafh wgah'nagl fhtagn! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 26, 2007, 10:04:32 PM
Who gave me the 50th hug?

I want to know who to hug back?

;)

Last I'll just hug anyone who comes in my way Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 26, 2007, 10:21:16 PM
Chosen one!

Last silly movie quote post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 26, 2007, 11:05:54 PM
You can run, but you can't hide.

Last I'll hug you even if you try to avoid it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 26, 2007, 11:09:30 PM
Beware of the hugster!
Last now it's me who has nothing to say Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 27, 2007, 06:35:02 AM
Hug, Hug, Hug, Hug, Hug, Hug...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 27, 2007, 06:54:31 AM
Thanks, I needed that.

Last Post of sleepiness.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 27, 2007, 08:16:46 AM
Ooooooh, gimme....  I have insomnia, probably from over-napping.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 27, 2007, 09:17:51 AM
I didn't sleep well for several nights.
Last too little sleep and of poor quality Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 27, 2007, 06:57:30 PM
Sleep is overrated.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 27, 2007, 08:00:50 PM
Aye, when you're drinking instead (or abusing substance of choice).  I am afflicted with the dubious 'painkiller' acetaminophen, which doesn't play nice with the liver if mixed with alcohol.  I'm starting to think I'd be better off with the alcohol...  (or some Canadian Asprin).

Last wide awake at 9 after falling asleep at 4 Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 27, 2007, 08:32:54 PM
Without the talk about liquids here, I would have forgotten that the teabag in the mug in the kitchen needed removing.
That will be quite a substantial tea (tea-total so to speak)
Last the later the evening the worse the puns Poast
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 27, 2007, 11:09:42 PM
People spend more than 30% of their lives sleeping.

I think it's time we all ake up and face the facts:

It's more fun to be up and drinking!!!

Last  :toast: :toasted: :toasty:  Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 28, 2007, 04:30:57 AM
Last only if I wanna be in infinite agony* Post

*Alcohol causes carcinoid crisis.

http://www.cnn.com/HEALTH/library/DS/00690.html

Carcinoid crisis. Carcinoid crisis causes a severe episode of flushing, low blood pressure, confusion and breathing difficulty. Triggers include anesthesia, chemotherapy and other cancer treatments, though carcinoid crisis can occur for no apparent reason. Carcinoid crisis can be fatal.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 28, 2007, 09:34:28 AM
And that would of course be fatal to us too, for we can't afford to lose you!

Last may you last long Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 28, 2007, 12:13:47 PM
Ok let's not drink, but sit around the fire and chat.

Last I'm going to drink anyway but only when not seenPost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 29, 2007, 08:21:45 AM
We need to refuel the cooling fluids, if the fire session is to be extensive.
Last or let's go into the sauna where the hot tea is cooler than the air around Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 29, 2007, 10:29:17 AM
Sauna?

Great idea.

Last and then let's jump into the snow Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 29, 2007, 11:42:13 AM
The snow has unfortunately thawed already.
Last after liquid nitrogene I always feel so stiff and fragile Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 29, 2007, 02:29:42 PM
A cold pool will have to do then.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 29, 2007, 03:01:50 PM
Maybe a bathtub with a cooling jacket ::)
Last is a cooling jacket the latest summer fashion? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 29, 2007, 04:21:26 PM
Or a hot tub with a bottle of Champagne on the side...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 29, 2007, 04:31:31 PM
Stay away with Champagne from me. Completely overrated.
If it must be alcohol then give me a bit of Red Crimean Sparkling Wine (roter Krimsekt)

Last I mean it about the Schlammpanscher Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 30, 2007, 08:31:46 AM
Alright... You get the sekt, I'll take the Champagne.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on January 30, 2007, 08:41:56 AM
No champagne here  :'( I am taking the Last Post to work with me. I may be gone some time!

Last hi-ho hi-ho Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 30, 2007, 08:56:46 AM
Leave the Last Post here with me.

And be back soon, we need someone to solve the "Guess-the-movie" mystery...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 30, 2007, 08:58:21 AM
Don't forget that I am around too on occasion ;D
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 30, 2007, 10:50:28 AM
I'll just take the Last Post now...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 30, 2007, 11:04:27 AM
Tick, Tick, Tick..... Ka-Last-Post-Boooooom!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 30, 2007, 07:00:20 PM
Tic-Tac...

Last no more bad breath Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 30, 2007, 07:05:31 PM
Do you want to play a nice game of Tic-Tac-toe?
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 30, 2007, 07:10:09 PM
Wasn't that that horrible German girlie band in the early 90s? ;D


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 30, 2007, 07:18:56 PM
Never heard them personally but I think you are correct (but there is even worse on the market :o )



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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 31, 2007, 01:11:01 AM
The Last Post seems not to have changed at all since I last visited it. Seems it's not even worth taking time out.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on January 31, 2007, 03:33:00 AM
Just a quick raid to make off with the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 31, 2007, 07:24:01 AM
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 31, 2007, 11:03:55 AM
I fear this one will end a draw...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 31, 2007, 11:28:39 AM

I fear this one will end a draw...

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Last did I win? Post ;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 31, 2007, 05:09:22 PM
You made 5 x, I only 4 +
Last now in 3 dimensions Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on January 31, 2007, 07:13:56 PM
I know.

It somehow doesn't make sense.

Last I'm stupid I guess Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 01, 2007, 08:13:00 AM
Do you want to place a nice game of thermonuclear war?  ;) ;D
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 01, 2007, 11:17:07 AM
No thanks.

That always gives me a chill.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 01, 2007, 01:02:13 PM
I suspect the white-robed High Priest of Offler in the temple with the double-axe.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on February 01, 2007, 02:26:31 PM
work work work work work work work work bloody work! but at least this Last Post i found lying around will keep me company.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 01, 2007, 02:31:02 PM
You could take Wally (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wally_%28Dilbert_character%29) as your role model
Last Dilbertian post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 01, 2007, 07:34:02 PM
No work here.

Just the last Post

Last workless Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 02, 2007, 08:11:22 AM
I thought about trading the Last Post on the stock market but couoldn't calculate how many shares that would be.
Last worthless Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 02, 2007, 10:48:39 AM
The share price of the last post are dropping.

I'll need to take over, in order for the shares to remain strong.

Last economical Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 02, 2007, 11:34:47 AM
The Last Post probably has heavy metal levels that are too high apart from the gold-plating.
We'll have to treat it.
Last chelated Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 02, 2007, 11:43:59 AM
what? this isn't gold plating!

this was electroplated!

I demand a refund.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 02, 2007, 12:31:59 PM
Btw, it isn't gold but PbS  ;D.
Last pyrite Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 02, 2007, 01:20:39 PM
little johnny took a drink.
but now he'll drink no more.
for what he thought was H20
was H2S04

last sulfuric acid post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 02, 2007, 02:57:42 PM
It's no gold, it's no platin...

It's copper (the copper price is rising)...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 02, 2007, 03:12:03 PM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 02, 2007, 01:20:39 PM
little johnny took a drink.
but now he'll drink no more.
for what he thought was H20
was H2S04

last sulfuric acid post

I know that as:
Alas, poor John!
I knew him well
We'll see his face no more
For what he thought was H2O
was H2SO4

Last morbid Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 04, 2007, 12:10:27 AM
I see you've decided to keep the Last Post forever.

I can't let that happen, because it is here to be shared...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 04, 2007, 09:00:15 AM
If there is a natural holder of the Last Post it is Auntie/Chatty.
I'll keep it for her until she returns to this thread.

Last preserved Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 04, 2007, 01:49:31 PM
well, don't you have some form of obligation to go to? I'll keep it warm for yooze.

~Qwerty
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 04, 2007, 03:17:15 PM
Always nice to see you around here Q...

But the Last Post you won't keep.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 04, 2007, 04:59:58 PM
But the

Last Post

is about sharing...

and now is MINE!
:devil2:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 04, 2007, 06:15:20 PM
which means it's my turn again.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 04, 2007, 07:24:26 PM
Never mind the blasted Last Post, I nearly didn't click on THAT thread as I intuited that by clicking on it and reading it, I would be losing the game.

Last infected Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on February 04, 2007, 07:42:26 PM
But Qwerty has been thinking about the game but not posted anywhere that he's lost. Whereas I'll admit it.

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 04, 2007, 07:44:52 PM
yes... yess... it's a cruel, cruel world..... in which I lost the game.

god damnit...

~Qwerty
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on February 04, 2007, 07:57:33 PM
And this one too.

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Vita Curator on February 05, 2007, 02:04:52 AM
ARRRGHHH  Last "where the 'ell did global warmin' go Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 05, 2007, 08:38:37 AM
Into hot water I presume.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 05, 2007, 11:35:58 AM
So, who didn't lose the game?

Last I know I did Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 05, 2007, 11:48:37 AM
Something completely different: Does anybody here has enough knowledge of Russian to translate this for me?

ГУСЛЯРЫ 
Вещие, звонкие струны рокочут
Громкую славу царю Берендею.
Долу опустим померкшие очи.
Ночи.
Мрак безрассветный смежил их навечно
Зрячею мыслью, рыскучей оглянем
Близких соседей окрестные царства.

Что мне звенит на заре издалече?
Слышу и трубы и ржание коней,
Рати с зарания по полю скачут,
По полю скачут.
Плачут.
Жёны на стенах и башнях высоких:
Лад наших милых не видеть нам боле,
Милые гибнут в незнаемом поле.
Чести и славу князям добывая,
Ломят и гонят дружины, дружины;
Ратаи черными авранами рыщут.
Прыщут.
Стрелы дождем по щитам вороненым;
Гремят мечи, о шеломы стальные,
Сулицы скрозь прободают доспехи.
 
Веселый грады в стране берендеев,
Радостны песни по рощам и долам,
Миром красна Берендея держава.
Слава, слава в роды и роды блюстителю мира!
Струны баянов греметь не престанут
Славу златому столу Берендея.

Last I love Russian national opera but don't speak the language Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on February 05, 2007, 03:42:52 PM
I tried transliterating the first line from cyrillic to western alphabet. It came out as....

Veshchie zvonkie struny rokochut

but online translation from russian to english thinks this is rubbish so I can help you not!

Last I tried but I failed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 05, 2007, 07:06:27 PM
Have sent Russian to myself so I can forward it from elsewhere to someone else for translation, if it survives the journey.

Does anyone know how THAT game is ever won?

Last still-infected Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 05, 2007, 07:22:16 PM
I thought the game's intention is to be lost...

Last I'm a bit tired Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 05, 2007, 08:10:10 PM
Then I've won. But Q told me I'd lost. Maybe that actually means he has lost.  ::)

Sending myself Russian doesn't work. I think it needs to be held in a Word doc "with language". Unless there are now world experts who can decode scrabbled eggs. I suppose I could send a screen dump. But I'm tired like the last poster who just lost last.

Last doh! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on February 05, 2007, 09:28:29 PM
I think it may have lost something in translation, but here is the story so far:

LYRE PLAYERS prophetic, ringing strings rokochut loud glory to tsar Berendeyu. To dolu let us lower the pomerkshiye eyes. Nights. Gloom gloomy smezhil by their forever sighted thought, ryskuchey let us examine close neighbors surrounding reigns. What to me does ring at the dawn izdaleche? I hear both pipes and neigh of horses, army from zaraniya on the field they skip, they skip on the field. They cry. Wives on walls and towers of the high: The harmony of our dears not to see to us pains, dears they perish in the neznayemom field. Honors and glory to knyazyam obtaining, break and chase guards, guards; Ratai by black avranami will rove. Tyuey pryshchut. Arrows by rain on the panels blued; Thunder swords, against shelomy steel, Sulitsy of skroz' perforate armors. Merry hail in the country of berendeyev, are glad song on the groves and dolam, by peace Berendeya is red power. Glory, glory into the kinds and the kinds to the guardian of peace! The strings of accordions to thunder not prestanut glory to the zlatomu table Of berendeya.


Last perhaps it all becomes clear in the last act Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 05, 2007, 10:48:06 PM
So, if this is the kind of stuff Swato likes, we now know a whole lot more about Swato than we wanted to (sorry, speaking personally, that is).

On the other hand, Beagle's Russian seems odd. So maybe it's him we need to worry about.

Last distressed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 06, 2007, 12:37:03 AM
Beagle's translation is the one you get from Babelfish.

I tried the same thing, but decided it was more odd than comprehensible.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 06, 2007, 08:15:54 AM
This is the link where I got it
http://www.ceo.spb.ru/libretto/classic/posle_glinki/snegurochka.zip
The text is on page 22/23.
Or could somebody translate all of the libretto  :D ;) ?

For more info about the context
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Snow_Maiden
Total body count: 1 (title character by melting as befits snow in spring)
Edit: slight correction: body count 2 (add one suicide as result of death above)
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 06, 2007, 11:27:40 AM
I would love to help, but can't right now.

Last I don't know Rssian Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 06, 2007, 11:49:21 AM
I can at least read Cyrillic letters (only printed, not handwritten or faux handwritten).
Beyond that my Russian is limited to a few words, most of them obsolete.
Last not very talented with languages anyway Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 06, 2007, 05:58:15 PM
I can at least read.

And what I want to read is the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 06, 2007, 06:17:42 PM
12 44 63 77 94 74 49 62 16 59 23 12 63x 36 18 72 45

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 06, 2007, 07:19:38 PM
Is that the winning combination for Lotto for the coming week?

Last just wanted to be sure Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 06, 2007, 07:30:01 PM
Doesn't look like 6 out of 49 to me  ;)
Last it's getting late Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 06, 2007, 08:03:18 PM
Those numbers look fishy...

I get my

Last Post

in this page (100) as a commemorative act.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on February 06, 2007, 08:59:01 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 06, 2007, 12:37:03 AM
Beagle's translation is the one you get from Babelfish.

I tried the same thing, but decided it was more odd than comprehensible.

I allowed for it being weird as it was opera. For operetta even more weirdness would have been tolerated.

You get the gist though. Rimsky-Korsakov saying nice things about the tsar (usually a good move, even with mythical ones).


Last Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 07, 2007, 12:00:43 AM
Has anyone ever put Gilbert's (of Gilbert and Sullivan) librettos through Babelfish? 

Last linguistic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 07, 2007, 12:41:27 AM
Last I just want to take it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 07, 2007, 08:05:17 AM
Quote from: beagle on February 06, 2007, 08:59:01 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 06, 2007, 12:37:03 AM
Beagle's translation is the one you get from Babelfish.

I tried the same thing, but decided it was more odd than comprehensible.

I allowed for it being weird as it was opera. For operetta even more weirdness would have been tolerated.

You get the gist though. Rimsky-Korsakov saying nice things about the tsar (usually a good move, even with mythical ones).
Last monarchist Post

Would be strange if the court chorus would sing unflattering things in the tsar's presence  ;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 07, 2007, 11:41:54 AM
The tsar is dead.

Long live the tsar!

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 07, 2007, 12:05:18 PM
What about an undead Tsar?
Last Zar Vurdalakiev I. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 07, 2007, 12:28:59 PM
That'd be quite an interesting change.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 07, 2007, 12:45:18 PM
Now we have to find a country were a tsar is still in charge and then convert him to voodoo.
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 07, 2007, 03:45:57 PM
Who is the next in the succession line to be the Tsar in Russia?

Last wasn't a guy claiming that around in the last russian elections? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 07, 2007, 04:17:45 PM
Probably a German. Ha, would it be a Hohenzollern? A united empire to crush Poland!  ;)
Seriously, the Romanov family had strong/multiple ties to Germany by marriage. the Russian branch was more or less wiped out, so a German succession could be the closest thing.

Last and Beagle works himself up the ladder to the UK throne Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 07, 2007, 04:30:41 PM
That would probably please the politicians in the EU. That would bring Russia closer to them diplomatically.

Last who knows? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 07, 2007, 04:34:52 PM
He, he, he! Just thinking about all the natural gas that would then be in our possession.
And those HUGE TRACTS OF LAND in the swamps at the polar sea! The Riviera of the future!
Last let's accelerate climate change Post

One last post for the one who spots the allusion
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 07, 2007, 05:02:28 PM
And it would most definitely improve the German economic situation.

And all the poor and homeless etc could be send to Siberia.

Last :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 07, 2007, 05:08:27 PM
BTW, didn't Putin said recently that global warming was a good thing for Russia?

Last is he nutz? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 08, 2007, 08:57:41 AM
In the long term Russia could indeed be one of the few winners of global climate change.
Short term it is a disaster because the permafrost soils are thawing and things built on them under the assumption that they would stay solid frozen are in trouble (railways, buildings etc.).
But to drain swamps is an old Prussian specialty and with all the unemployed deported to Siberia the workforce will be there to deal with the problem in the new P-Russia.
Last megalomaniac Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 08, 2007, 04:23:40 PM
Les Romanov had strong familial ties to the UK Monarch too. Indeed, ignoring the peculiar incident where refuge was refused, and focusing only on the final attempt to give refuge, They would be Here Now!! I have to object in the strongest terms to this Germanic Plot.

Last Up the British Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 08, 2007, 04:58:29 PM
Last and what about the French? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on February 08, 2007, 05:33:16 PM
Up the French, too! 
Right up the french!:o

Last jingoistic Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 09, 2007, 12:31:22 AM
Vive la Revolution!

...au Russia?

Last français? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 09, 2007, 03:12:04 AM
Queen Vic didn't supply France with her off-spring !  Jamais !

Last Victorian Sub-Plot Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 09, 2007, 08:14:36 AM
How different history would have been had Elizabeth I. accepted the marriage proposal of Ivan IV. Grozny.
He probably reminded her too much of her father. High throughput of wives  ;)
Last Would the Spanish Armada have tried to go to Murmansk then? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 09, 2007, 11:19:00 AM
In Russia the red Mazda drives you.

Last no sense Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 09, 2007, 01:34:38 PM
I though Ahura Mazda was a Persian god
Last what idiot would name a car Phaeton Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 10, 2007, 01:43:17 AM
There are worse names than that...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 10, 2007, 02:51:18 AM
As long as it's not Asda.

Last supermarket word-association Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 10, 2007, 08:53:12 AM
It's just a matter of time before ALDI sells cars too.
Last next I'll buy my vegetables in the computer shop Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 10, 2007, 11:09:49 AM
I know I wouldn't buy a car from Aldi or Lidl.

That idea scares me.

Last brink back small corner shops Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 10, 2007, 07:58:56 PM
Why not a car called Bachus?

Last at least it would be fun to drive Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 11, 2007, 09:36:53 AM
Dionysos would be of more appeal. Or even better: Dionysos Maenad
Last a true love-mobil wit a bit SM involved Post

I just used the forum search for "cthulhu" beacuse I had difficulty to find the choral squid thread. The search engine asked me whether I meant "catholic".  :D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 11, 2007, 01:53:12 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 10, 2007, 07:58:56 PM
Why not a car called Bachus?

.... continual reversing may be dangerous.

Last forward-gear Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 11, 2007, 05:05:03 PM
I predict that the ultra-light 3-wheeler will have a revival.
Advantage: should the engine fail it is light enough to pedal home  ;D
Last Messerschmitt (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messerschmitt_KR200) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 12, 2007, 01:08:19 AM
Was there ever anyone alive who never made predictions?

Last I wouldn't rely on a Robin Reliant Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on February 12, 2007, 06:21:23 AM
Last Let's hope Chevrolet decides to check the meaning of names in Spanish before it markets another car to Mexico like it did the Nova...No Va
Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 12, 2007, 08:44:53 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName The Watson of Sherlock on February 12, 2007, 01:08:19 AM
Was there ever anyone alive who never made predictions?

The Great Nostradogbert predicts political turmoil in the Middle East. Sand may be involved.

Last and someone will accuse Jesus Christ of anti-catholic bigotry soon Post
Last could be Donahue Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 12, 2007, 10:24:36 AM
Last I've been drunk for two days and now feeling the consequences, but I know I won't be sober for long Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 12, 2007, 10:42:51 AM
Der Kater kommt bei den ersten Anzeichen von Nüchternheit ;)
Last cat lovers prefer tea  ;) ;D Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 12, 2007, 03:20:27 PM
I hate being sober... ;)

Last is evening coming soon? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 12, 2007, 04:30:57 PM
Des morgens schon beim kühlen Wein, des abends dann beim Bier.
Vor Mitternacht [auch: Morgengrau'n] geht's nicht zurück ins Nachtquartier!
Last Alter Dessauer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 12, 2007, 04:51:03 PM
Bartender, one beer please.

Last ooops, I'm not in the pub, old habits Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 12, 2007, 06:34:55 PM
I'll call the pub to send a keg of Barfer Beer here  ;D
Last Drum wollen wir trinken 7 Tage lang Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 13, 2007, 02:01:40 PM
Last nur 7 Tage? Ich geh nicht unter zwei Wochen Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on February 13, 2007, 03:03:46 PM
Last Was? Donner und Blitzen Englander Schweinhund! Torpedos Los! Hande Hoch! Raus! Aaaaaaarrrrghhh! (I learnt my german from the Victor comic) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 13, 2007, 03:06:54 PM
Ye blaggarts keep going for Last, but buggered if I can figure out where the Post went.
I'm still convinced that subscripts are properly reserved for chemical equations.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 13, 2007, 04:12:11 PM
Lanthan Tin Polonium Tin (La St Po St)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 13, 2007, 04:25:56 PM
Hrm? Either you have a different edition of the periodic table than I do, or you simply have the

Lasn Posn
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 13, 2007, 04:58:42 PM
Me stupid, me bad memory, me bad chemist.
No St (except Saturnium [old for Protactinium]) and no single T either.
La S Th  Po S Th

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 13, 2007, 05:13:40 PM
Good Igor. ;)
Maybe we should just name the next new synthetic element on the table Lastpostium.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 13, 2007, 05:20:06 PM
First we should use up all those letters, especially vowels, not yet used.
A and E are still missing.

Last Absolutium Extremium Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 13, 2007, 08:38:49 PM
Anyone mention Absolut Vodka around here?


Last spending the night at home for the first time in weeks and not used to it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 13, 2007, 11:31:09 PM
Absolut is ok, but I prefer Kubanskaya

Last pity I can't find it here :( Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 14, 2007, 08:47:01 AM
There is Vodka Gorbachov but is there also some for Putin? Or does he only non-diminutive water?
Last Reagan-Wasser Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 14, 2007, 12:06:32 PM
Jelzin is a good name for a Vodka...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 14, 2007, 01:50:34 PM
Na denn Prost!
Last choose your poison Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 14, 2007, 05:28:48 PM
Sex, drugs, or Rock n'Roll?

Last or alcohol? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 14, 2007, 05:30:31 PM
Why not sex, drugs and alcohol, with a little rock n' roll to spice things up?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 14, 2007, 05:30:53 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ac/Cicutoxin.png)

Skip this alcohol....


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 14, 2007, 05:44:18 PM
I thought we were talking about drugs and alcohol, not chemistry... ;)


Last I'm confused Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 14, 2007, 05:47:04 PM
Organic chemistry is simply the study of how to make drugs and explosives.
It was my favorite subject in university....   ;D

That was just poison, though.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 14, 2007, 07:43:46 PM
Last I'll have to study organic chemistry in the near future :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 15, 2007, 03:53:54 AM
Did someone mention Tin Tin?

Last send Cap'n Haddock ter the Pirates Forum Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 15, 2007, 08:43:32 AM
Isn't that an insect pheromone?
a conjugated diynetrienediole, Urrrgh!

Last who put that into my tea and why are there so many moths that want to mate with me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 15, 2007, 11:15:22 AM
Insect pheromone?

Is that some kind of a new vodka brand?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 15, 2007, 12:07:50 PM
Following the origin of the picture I see that it is actually a plant toxin (but it still looks quite similar to that pheromone). Hm, maybe an essential ingredient of Absinth  ;)
Last green fairy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 15, 2007, 01:51:51 PM
The green fairy is a lie.


Last I've tried and there was no fairy only small pink elephantsPost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 15, 2007, 01:53:53 PM
I prefer to stick with the green dragon.
But not made with water hemlock.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 15, 2007, 02:11:32 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 15, 2007, 01:51:51 PM
The green fairy is a lie.
Last I've tried and there was no fairy only small pink elephantsPost

Indeed, I could even give you the paper where it is disproved (no talk about the elephants though).

Last the only green thing is the absinth itself Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on February 15, 2007, 03:15:10 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 14, 2007, 12:06:32 PM
Jelzin is a good name for a Vodka...

Last Post

But an even better name for Vodka Jelly

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 15, 2007, 04:21:14 PM
A bit fishy. Don't tell the squiddies, I try to keep them sticking to Barfer Beer!

Last Squid, der Kraken-Likör für den Kalmar von Geschmack Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 15, 2007, 04:38:36 PM
I've turned the squidlings into alcoholics.

I'm sorry, I needed a drinking buddy a few days ago.


Last there on rehab now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 15, 2007, 05:00:17 PM
Hm, can squids (or fish for that matter) actually get drunk? Birds and mammals can but I have no idea about reptiles etc.

Last now, how do we test it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on February 15, 2007, 05:16:39 PM
reptiles can. I have seen film of tortoises eating fermenting fruit for a giggle

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 15, 2007, 05:25:15 PM
Ethanol is pretty good at passing through non-polar membranes and being moved by polar solvents, plus it interacts with LOTS of neurotransmitters, so it wouldn't be surprising that the effects would be felt by most animals with a CNS.  It's not receptor-specific like other drugs.  Whether the effects are enjoyable or not may be a different story.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on February 15, 2007, 05:32:08 PM
i don't think this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guMfVOSQ5nk) one is actually drunk but it is a good impersonation.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 15, 2007, 07:27:39 PM
Thank goodness for a plain old Last Post again, but that doesn't mean you get to keep it.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 16, 2007, 03:48:54 AM
But I was wondering how to make a fish drunk!

Last pouring alcohol on the tank? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 16, 2007, 08:45:36 AM
I swear, those fishes in the lab aquarium suffocated and were not poisoned as a result of a make-them-drunk experiment!
Last we told him that a salt-water aquarium is nothing for beginners bit he wouldn't listen Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 16, 2007, 09:00:26 AM
We had fishes in the lab?

Wow, this monastery has everything!

Last I was wondering how we came to have fish and chips for lunch the other day Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 16, 2007, 09:50:45 AM
Actually it was not our toadfish lab (although we should have a toadfish aquarium somewhere) but the university lab I belong to.

Last this fish and chips had a strange alcoholic taste indeed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 16, 2007, 04:34:08 PM
It's my special cuisine.

You just put alcohol in everything you cook, and people might actually like it.


Last but give only vegetables to the non-alcoholics Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 17, 2007, 08:25:48 AM
But isn't alcohol a natural product of fermenting (or is that fermentating) veggies? ;)

Last you can turn everything into either tea or booze Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 17, 2007, 05:54:06 PM
Now I'm having a great idea: why not make the cows drunk a few hours before the sacrifice (beer perhaps)? Thar would be a tasty steak...

Last now I should wait for PETA to storm my house Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on February 18, 2007, 07:00:22 AM
Hey, the Waygu cattle that are raised to produce Kobe beef in Japan got beer and massages!

Last Who wants a soft, drunk cow? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 18, 2007, 08:46:12 AM
As I mentioned somewhere before: Alcohol and formic acid have been found in outer space.
Looks like some ants have a rather big party.

Last formica inebriata Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on February 18, 2007, 06:23:16 PM
Last pismire Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 18, 2007, 11:16:38 PM
Last I really need a drink right now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 19, 2007, 09:02:04 AM
Last I just had tea Post

Edit: I give you The Calamari Wrestler (Ika Resuraa, Japan 2004)
(http://www.cathuria.com/bcd/calamariwrestlr04.jpg)
From www.cathuria.com Bad Cinema Diary
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 19, 2007, 06:27:39 PM
The squidlings would kick his ass...

Last 10 bucks on the little drunk fellows Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 20, 2007, 08:56:06 AM
Do squids have an ass? Honestly, I am not that well-versed in cephalopod anatomy to answer that question with certainty.

Last school biology was not very good and did not actually include squids Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 20, 2007, 12:29:03 PM
Mmm...
(http://images.encarta.msn.com/xrefmedia/aencmed/targets/illus/ilt/T010708A.gif)
Last I still don't see his ass Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 20, 2007, 01:43:12 PM
Maybe the squidlings have metaphorical asses...


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 20, 2007, 02:56:04 PM
At least they have an anus, unlike starfish. The mere thought of excreting the same way one takes food in makes me inclined to ..eh.. eat backwards.

Last Würfelhusten Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 21, 2007, 10:58:53 AM
Last I'm not hungry anymore Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 21, 2007, 11:32:46 AM
Last then it is time for the aperitif Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 21, 2007, 09:40:43 PM
Where's the bottle of Tullamore Dew I've been stashing?


Last the squidlings must have gotten it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on February 22, 2007, 07:15:24 AM
Don't blame the poor baby squidlings for your forgetfulness!!

Last (Quick, hide that empty bottle we took away from the squidlings) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 22, 2007, 09:08:47 AM
Looks like the squids also entered the pub after closing and had a few Barfer Beers too many. The choral session got pretty ugly this morning with at least two of the older ones playing some the younger ones as bagpipes.
And  instead of the somber morbidity of the usual songs they aimed for obscenity. One even used the word scrotum (http://alternet.org/rights/48320/).
Last who gave them the Playbilge magazines? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 22, 2007, 12:27:54 PM
I think the squidlings have entered the Pirate Public School.


Last educational Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 22, 2007, 01:25:51 PM
Sounds cool but, is it a good idea?

Last can you get work with a diploma from there? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 22, 2007, 03:26:57 PM
Only if you steal the diploma. :)


Last steal isn't a nice word, liberate is better Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 22, 2007, 04:28:36 PM
A Diploma from Cullinane? Only if yer pays fer it.

Last open wallet Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 22, 2007, 07:22:03 PM
What's a diploma for anyway?

It's the experience that you get at school that is important in life.

Last philosophical Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 22, 2007, 08:34:23 PM
Nowadays you need a diploma to wash your teeth  ::)

Last what happened to figure things out yourself? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 22, 2007, 08:43:06 PM
I don't trust them words that are written down.

Last and I don't trust lawyers neither Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 23, 2007, 09:23:40 AM
Just read in the papers that a biggie squid (calmar) got caught. Length: 30m, weight 450kg.
It was occupied with eating a 30kg fish and wouldn't let go of it. The note didn't say what happend later.

Last maybe it emptied a few kegs of Barfer Beer too Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 23, 2007, 11:08:44 AM
Was it one of ours?


Last concerned Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 23, 2007, 11:33:33 AM
It looked rather pink. Ours are more towards earth tones and black.
A slight mistake of mine btw, it was 10m long not 30m.
Last nothing about the eye size unfortunately Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 23, 2007, 12:36:29 PM
I thought that size doesn't matter.

Last yeah right Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 23, 2007, 01:24:56 PM
A 30m calmar would weigh a bit more (I guess about 1.5 tons since 20m weigh about a ton and the one mentioned was 10m/0.5t).
Quite a hungry beastie still, its like me eating a 6-7 kg steak in one go while roughly manhandled at the same time.

Last are there squid weight watchers too Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 23, 2007, 01:51:37 PM
Do you like eating steak while being roughly manhandled? This is not clear to me and I think we need to know.

Last I'm not the notorious liar Toadfish Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 23, 2007, 02:52:43 PM
Not much experience with rough man-handling, raw ham handling might be different ;) .
And 62/3 kg of steak is a bit (at least 30 times, I guess) much for one meal anyway.
Last Can you prove that you are not a notorious liar and/or an agent of Friedensreich Hundertwasser Post  :-\ :D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 23, 2007, 07:13:20 PM
Proving someone is a liar is hard (he/she may tell the truth sometimes) but a notorious one?

Last a notorious liar is an incompetent liar Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 23, 2007, 07:18:09 PM
What about notorious alcoholics? Are they incompetent as well?


Last am I incompetent Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 24, 2007, 04:56:54 AM
Better incompetent than incontinent
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Last notorious alcoholics are fine provided they don't violently abuse their significant others Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 24, 2007, 09:41:03 AM
I'm lucky I don't have a significant other then.

:mrgreen:

Last where's my bottle? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 24, 2007, 09:48:30 AM
Zono, you could start the LPWB game again. The last word was incontinence, you just posted the adjective (=incontinent)  ;D

Last Alcoholics are at least incompetent as liars beacuse they tend to speak the truth Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on February 24, 2007, 04:43:23 PM
Last I must stop buying pirate themed items just to get pics of Depp Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 24, 2007, 05:17:33 PM
To whom should I send the word then?  :devil:

Last mwaahahahaa Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 25, 2007, 05:26:38 PM
Any admin of your confidence.
No proper nouns (=names) allowed and no capital letter at the beginning of the word.
Last can be more than one word if necessary but it has to be announced Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 25, 2007, 07:58:31 PM
You're starting the LPWB again?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Last it will die anyway in a few hours Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 25, 2007, 08:37:06 PM
So we have proved that eventually the LPWB word will be used whether or no it is clued. Isn't that like Monkeys and Shakespeare?

Last there's no such thing as coincidence Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 25, 2007, 10:54:21 PM
Just give me a typewriter and you'll see.


Last infinite kiyoodle theorem Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 26, 2007, 01:58:48 AM
I revere your superior powers, alcohol boy, but I doubt that giving you a typewriter will improve my eyesight.

Last myopic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 26, 2007, 07:11:36 AM
If I write Hamlet, I will pay an eye operation for you.


Last Shakespeare II Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on February 26, 2007, 07:36:11 AM
Last Boy, I hope I make it to next Valentine's Day to use my bought-on-sale POTC Valentine cards for everybody Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 26, 2007, 09:16:52 AM
May the revered Auntie live for 10000 years! (under the condition that the human world doesn't go down the drains and that her health takes a permanent turn for the better)

Last matertera immortalis Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 26, 2007, 07:00:29 PM
Last rumble and hug Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on February 26, 2007, 09:33:32 PM
A Hug a Hug my kindgom for a Hug


Last whatever it takes to build worldwide snuggles  Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 26, 2007, 09:40:40 PM
HUGZ!!! 

Do I get the kind-gum now? ;)

Last Psot
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 26, 2007, 09:53:37 PM
I have found a new drug, hugging people.

It gives me a satisfying feeling.


Last let's hug till we drop and then hug even more Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 26, 2007, 10:03:28 PM
Hug me till you drug me, honey;
Kiss me till I'm in a coma:
Hug me, honey, snuggly bunny;
Love's as good as soma.


Dang it, Kiyo...  what is this?  Brave New World song-day?  ;)

Last somatic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 26, 2007, 10:25:04 PM
I don't know.

But I start to get the feeling that you've been drinking.


Last envy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 26, 2007, 11:01:26 PM
Hmmm... nope.  Must be some thing you drank, unless you've got the caffeinated feeling.


Last buzzy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 27, 2007, 01:19:22 AM
So where's this LPWB then? Have all us Admins failed the confidence test?

Last vote of no confidence Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 27, 2007, 01:49:37 AM
Griffin, check your mail.

Sorry, I've been busy with the opera.

As a clue, it is possible to make a connection with aragonite and cacite... (the idea is to have a remote clue, isn't it?)

Last  :devil: :devil2: :devil: :devil2: :devil: :devil2: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 27, 2007, 01:52:11 AM
Ach Ya. Ze werd ist im der filter.

Swato can translate that for us !

Last administryish Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on February 27, 2007, 02:34:18 AM
OK, this group has got to have a gathering some day. I would imagine we'd end up piled in a huge group hug/snuggle like a pack of overgrown puppies. (A new way to close down an airport!)

Last snugglebunny Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 27, 2007, 05:48:30 AM
That would be beautiful... :D


Last no LPWB for me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 27, 2007, 09:30:45 AM
lime and chalk is where I walk
is it carbonate about what we talk?
Last I have done better rhymes at other times Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 27, 2007, 01:17:22 PM
If it makes you feel better, I've seen worse.


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 27, 2007, 01:21:32 PM
Hm, maybe vaterite to be contrite.
Last CaCO3 Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 27, 2007, 04:03:12 PM
Is it bad if I haven't understood a word of your last post?


Last I only understood Last Post Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 27, 2007, 07:01:33 PM
I thought the maybe was pretty good. And entirely understandable.

Last admiring Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 27, 2007, 07:52:07 PM
Forgot about that one.

But possibly maybe wasn't probable to be understood?


Last :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 28, 2007, 01:09:06 AM
That's as maybe.

This isn't.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 28, 2007, 01:10:36 AM
What is to understand?

(ahh... the relation between naturally forming calcite and the LPWB, perhaps...?)

Let's see, other clue, mmm, it's forbidden nature for certain uses?
:daz:

Last wasn't Possibly Maybe a song by Bjork? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on February 28, 2007, 05:15:40 AM
Last clues are zooming over my head like rocket powered bluebirds Post

My headcold has moved to my chest. I sound like Boris Karloff. I look like a red-nosed potato. Brain? What brain?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 28, 2007, 05:55:15 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 28, 2007, 01:10:36 AM
What is to understand?

(ahh... the relation between naturally forming calcite and the LPWB, perhaps...?)

Let's see, other clue, mmm, it's forbidden nature for certain uses?

I think's ye needs a good kick in the nacre (s).

Last right in the pearls Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 28, 2007, 07:53:09 AM
Forbidden?

Nothing is forbidden as long as it's allowed.


Last wow, how philosophical Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 28, 2007, 09:39:29 AM
Mother-of-Pearls! Somebody close the pearly gates before somebody else has a better aim at Chain-Eye. Millenium hands and shrimps!(not to forget shellfish)

Last amoeba prawn Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 28, 2007, 02:33:12 PM
Last you have confused me again Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 28, 2007, 03:21:02 PM
(http://files.kavefish.com/pictures/collections/funny_cat_pictures/funny_cat_pictures_181.jpg)


Last random-slightly-amusing-image Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 28, 2007, 04:51:03 PM
Reclusive oysters in the coral sea!

Last seafood corner Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on February 28, 2007, 04:59:05 PM
Squidlings, attack the Cathulu!!!

:squidlings: :squidlings: :squidlings: :inky:


Last the war is on! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 01, 2007, 09:04:07 AM
That is not dead which can eternal lie
Last Cthulhu fhtagn! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 01, 2007, 12:27:39 PM
It will not live eternally when the squidlings are done with it

Last warning Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 01, 2007, 03:05:30 PM
I doubt that Cthulhu can be dealt with by ripping him apart and as a tentacle wearer, he is a relative of them. (http://www.house-of-mysterious-secrets.com/images/cthulhu%20medium%20plush.jpg)
(http://www.phobos-deimos.com/Cthulhu/cthulhu_small.jpg)
And who says that he is not on our side ;D?

Last our squids sing to him (see the choral thread) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 01, 2007, 03:23:47 PM
Aye, but CAThulu has a mighty taste for tuna and other denizens of the deep!


Last Pawst
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 01, 2007, 04:00:57 PM
I have nothing against the Cthulu.

But the Cathulu is giveing me the creeps.


Last what about dogthulu? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 01, 2007, 05:49:45 PM
Or Chakazulu  :o
Last I liked the miniseries Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 01, 2007, 06:47:26 PM
Or Yankee Zulu.


Last bad movie but I had a good laugh watching it ten years ago Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 01, 2007, 06:50:45 PM
Is that what drove you to the bottle ;)?
OK, the normal TV program should be sufficient for that.
Last und da soll man nicht zum Säufer werden Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 01, 2007, 06:52:48 PM
What drove me to the bottle was that I liked the shape of it.


Last it reminded me of a woman ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 01, 2007, 07:00:23 PM
mmmm.....  Appleton.....

(http://www.beveragewarehouse.com/search/thumbnail.php?im=/home/beverage/public_html/images/products/1222.jpg)

Last seductively curvy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: DaveL on March 01, 2007, 07:49:48 PM
That looks rather inviting there Aggie.

LP
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 01, 2007, 11:31:31 PM
I think I'm in love!!!


Last beautiful curves Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 01, 2007, 11:42:51 PM
Aye, on my screen, her measurements are 42-40-46....

Last in mm Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 01, 2007, 11:50:44 PM
My favourite measurements!

My keyboard is getting all wet from me drooling...


Last where's that drooling emoticon? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 02, 2007, 09:06:46 AM
Comforting the vomiting one for still not being available.

Last vomito ergo sum (mucho sicko ;))Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 02, 2007, 12:56:54 PM
You're talking about vomitting a lot lately.

I'm starting to be concerned about your (mental) health.


Last ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 02, 2007, 02:12:49 PM
Taddy's obviously got a tough stomach.... unlike some other custom emocons.

Last slacking-off-on-EC-duty Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 02, 2007, 03:47:36 PM
Can't of course judge my mental health
Mwuhahaahaaaahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but I have inherited a weak stomach.

Last ulceramus medici Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 02, 2007, 06:42:43 PM
I got a strong stomach...


Last but only for alcohol Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 02, 2007, 07:10:28 PM
Any new clues on the LPWB????


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 02, 2007, 08:20:58 PM
New LPWB clues? No, not a dicky bird.

Last sparsity of clues Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 02, 2007, 11:03:41 PM
Do we need clues?

Last I don't like the LPWB, because I never guess it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 03, 2007, 01:13:30 AM
Is that because they are not soluble?

Last clever-clever Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 03, 2007, 01:29:32 AM
Or maybe I'm just too stupid.


Last or too sober lately Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 03, 2007, 08:31:08 AM
Sorry about the clues, I have been... mmmm..busy. Now, this:
Quote from: AgujjimI think's ye needs a good kick in the nacre (s).

Last right in the pearls Post
comes close to the relation I wanna make...

Last  :daz: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 03, 2007, 09:00:46 AM
Rotten clamshells, I can't see outside connections of precipitating chalk combined with pearl oysters except for fake jewelry. Yes I know what crustaceans and clams, mussles and related are made of but I don't get an outside angle on it.
Last now it's me being confused ready to ask a hermit crab for help Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 03, 2007, 10:13:58 AM
Maybe the crabbies would be willing to help.

But watch out, they've been drinking whiskey with me and the squidlings all night and might be in a bad mood.


Last whiskey you're the devil Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 03, 2007, 04:42:02 PM
Lets see, other clue, mmm, the chinese calendar?

Last mwahahahahahaha! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 03, 2007, 07:36:55 PM
So now rats are involved?

I don't think I have enough booze for them, I'll have to improvise a little bit.


Last I don't like rats, but they are good drinkers Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 04, 2007, 08:46:40 AM
Hm, are eggs involved (that would be a CaCO3 connection), although this is not the year of the chicken?

Last or dragon eggs Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 04, 2007, 11:35:49 AM
We should get some dragons for the monastery.


Last call Lady Sybil Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 04, 2007, 11:50:41 AM
Let's go by the Sunshine Sanctuary and see who Lady Sybil's got available!!

Last (I styled Spencer's hair to look like a Triceratops the other day, but that's a dino, not a dragon. A Schnauzasaurus.) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 04, 2007, 05:08:57 PM
Would that be a beffel?

Last balanced Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 04, 2007, 07:26:30 PM
It's Comic Relief here. That means no having to put up with jokes.

Last red nose Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 04, 2007, 08:11:36 PM
Is the red nose from too much alcohol?

Or did you just put a clown nose on?


Last I don't know what to write down here Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 04, 2007, 08:40:57 PM
Everyone here puts on red clown noses in March. They put them on their cars and lorries too.

http://www.rednoseday.com/ (http://www.rednoseday.com/)

Last maybe everyone is a slight exaggeration Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 04, 2007, 11:03:08 PM
Oh, I know about the Red Nose Day.

I just didn't know it's in March.


Last I hope I'll get a red nose as well Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 05, 2007, 03:09:44 AM
My red nose is natural. It comes with the Cold From Hell.

Last Post of Talkig like I Hab a Code in By Doze.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 05, 2007, 09:08:11 AM
I thought Hell was hot...


Last I hate Monday mornings Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 05, 2007, 09:20:17 AM
The Norse Hell is cold and wet, the "Christian" Hell is hot and dry (and had therefore great appeal for Inuit, which made missionary work a wee bit difficult).

Last are there any thermometer readings for heaven Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 05, 2007, 06:00:10 PM
Isn't Dantes' hell cold too?

Last shivering Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 05, 2007, 06:22:55 PM
If Hell is hot, I can't wait to go there.


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 05, 2007, 07:11:53 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on March 05, 2007, 09:20:17 AMLast are there any thermometer readings for heaven Post

Isn't it the burning of souls in Hell that keeps Heaven at a balmy temperature? ;)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 05, 2007, 08:49:53 PM
I need summer.


Last most definitely Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 05, 2007, 08:52:40 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on March 05, 2007, 07:11:53 PM
Isn't it the burning of souls in Hell that keeps Heaven at a balmy temperature? ;)
And the devil is just warming his feet in a soul-powered heater?

Now that I think of it hell does have a relation with the LPWB (according to some people).

:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

Last eeeevil Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 06, 2007, 04:38:50 AM
Last (Biblical Hell is eternal separation from God, no weather report given. Gehenna is hot.) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 06, 2007, 07:34:29 AM
Last we are all born naked
Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 06, 2007, 09:47:38 AM
Last St.Augustine filed an indecency complaint about that with the FCC Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 06, 2007, 05:39:49 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName The Watson of Sherlock on March 06, 2007, 07:34:29 AM
we are all born naked

And some remain that way.

Last where are my clothes? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 06, 2007, 06:02:53 PM
And then there's the naked truth

Last Last Post Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 06, 2007, 06:40:31 PM
But what if the naked truth just forgot to put her pants on?

Does that mean she's senile as well?


Last forget me not Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 07, 2007, 02:47:20 AM
Last HUH? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on March 07, 2007, 07:38:16 AM
Ignore him. He's weird  ;).
Everyone knows the truth is either varnished or unvarnished; or possibly stained that shade of Western Red Cedar that looks suspiciously similar to the NATO Orange used on life rafts.

Last rambling incoherent Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 07, 2007, 08:30:19 AM
We know that truth hasn't pants on because lies run half around the earth before it can put them on. And because lies have short legs this indicates a quite long dressing time.
Somebody/thing with no pants on can of course not be allowed on conservative media channels.

Last get lied Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 07, 2007, 09:07:21 AM
Quote from: beagle on March 07, 2007, 07:38:16 AM
Ignore him. He's weird  ;)

Am I?

Finally I know the truth about myself, I've always thought I'm just insane.

Last I've never known a person that went insane, except my imaginary friend, Col. Schwartz Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 07, 2007, 11:33:59 AM
Last I thought insanity was a privilege for generals Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 07, 2007, 02:07:44 PM
Scary, I can't find insanity in the classification of Mental Disorder Codes (http://counsellingresource.com/distress/dsm-codes/dsm-disorder.html)

Last insanity is amongst us Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 07, 2007, 02:54:29 PM
Otherwise you could probably not claim it for legal purposes.

Last once quite popular to nullify marriage vows Post

Sahne btw means cream, it's just a matter of time before the h is dropped for simplification as the reform did for filosofi, delfin etc.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 07, 2007, 03:07:21 PM
The reform has never became very popular anyway.


In other news, I've been spending money that I don't have once again. It's bad to go shopping with a female friend that just knows what suits me. Now I got new sunglasses, new hat, and new jeans.

(sorry for this, but I just had to share this with someone)


Last my bank-account doesn't like me at all Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 08, 2007, 09:02:13 AM
And drowning the sorrow in whiskey, alas, won't make it any better :'(.

Last Just what I needed. First my account runs dry and now people make tactless jokes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 08, 2007, 12:56:57 PM
I wasn't drowning my sorrow in whiskey last night, I just wanted to get wasted.


Last and now I got a broken tooth and splitted chin Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 08, 2007, 02:57:01 PM
If the alc was concentrated enough, it will at least reduce the risk of infection.

Last think positive but stay real Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 08, 2007, 03:08:28 PM
I hope it won't get infected.

Last in the worst case scenario: father of a friend of mine is plastic surgeon Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 08, 2007, 04:52:41 PM
I prefer surgeons that are made fom fleah bones etc. not plastic  ;D

Last pass me those dog biscuits please Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 08, 2007, 05:45:52 PM
But plastic surgeons are by far better than those iron ones.


Last ironic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on March 08, 2007, 09:21:54 PM
You'd think someone would design bouncy furniture for pubs so these things didn't happen.

Last excuse me, I have a patent to file Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 08, 2007, 10:11:19 PM
And bouncy floors.

Or just put pillows everywhere.


Last where's my pillow Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 09, 2007, 01:17:56 AM
or bouncy chins...

Last you say it did bounce? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 09, 2007, 01:38:41 AM
They should just ban pubs, they ban everything else.

Last despondant Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 09, 2007, 06:07:04 AM
Nooooooooooooooo!!!

They can't ban pubs. I would kill if anyone would try to take away my pub.


Last it would be time for a revolution Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 09, 2007, 08:42:01 AM
Will that be the pub-ic revolution?

Last the great merkin revolution Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 09, 2007, 09:25:26 AM
It will involve a lot of drinking, that's for sure.


Last where's my beer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 09, 2007, 09:30:20 AM
Will you be judged by a jury of your beers when the revolution fails?

Last cheers! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 09, 2007, 09:32:13 AM
I'll be judged only by the level of drunkeness.


Last the judge, the jury and the executioner Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on March 09, 2007, 11:46:17 AM
banning pubs? What a rum idea. Ale Lager my wagons round the Local with true frontier spirit. When the call to defend the public house comes you will not find me absinthe!

Last Hic! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 09, 2007, 12:42:36 PM
Let's all drink a cocktail on Comrade Vyacheslav M.

Last Einheitsbrandflasche Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 09, 2007, 01:42:30 PM
I'll just have a soda now.

I have to calm down a little.


Last who am I kidding? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 09, 2007, 02:05:14 PM
Some liquid valium?

Last die andere Form des Komasaufens Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 09, 2007, 02:27:50 PM
That's crazy enough to work.


Last insane in the membrane Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 09, 2007, 03:10:25 PM
Membranes are used today for up-concentration of alcohol.

Beats the old method of freezing and taking the ice out (winters not cold enough anymore for that)

Last Scumble Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 10, 2007, 12:32:42 AM
I guess I will need to freeze my brain any time soon, or I will kill all my braincells through alcohol and marijuana consumption.


Last where's my head at? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 10, 2007, 12:37:37 AM
Alcohol is quite a good solvent for marijuana components - so maybe you'll clear it out again!
Freezing would gum things up worse, I suspect.

Last practical chemistry Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 10, 2007, 12:39:10 AM
One can't know until trying.


Last anyone want to pay for me testing? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 10, 2007, 06:13:17 AM
Last do not let the cracked tooth get infected, get to a dentist Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 10, 2007, 08:51:22 AM
I have been to the dentist.

It appears that it's not too bad. I'm scheduled again on Tuesday to get it fixed.


Last I hate dentists Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 10, 2007, 10:49:09 AM
No you don't. You hate the thought of his tools.
The doctors to hate are (that's mandatory) otorhinolaryngologists (do not confuse with Ottorino Respighi).

Last not to forget Dr. Frank'n Furter Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on March 10, 2007, 07:03:39 PM
Though of dental tools-- yuck

knowledge that I must take the 16 year old to the dentist AGAIN on Thursday and she requires medication even before she gets to the office or it's akin to a barfight at the Admiral Benbow if she's not medicated when we get there----

Last I'll have a double barkeepPost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 10, 2007, 09:45:06 PM
The best medication is a bottle of slivovitz.

I always manage to heal anything with it.


Last ;D Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 11, 2007, 06:32:49 AM
In my mind, all dentists are Orrin Scrivello, DDS until proven innocent.

Last Little Shop of Horrors Post

(See also the Lyrics thread.)

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 11, 2007, 09:04:30 AM
There is also a horror movie series about "The Dentist"

Last do not let him use that "bigger" drill Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 11, 2007, 10:03:39 AM
If the dentist hurts me, he'll have to defend himself against The Army of Crabbies tm:

:krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie:

Last the return of the crabbies Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on March 11, 2007, 02:35:21 PM
of course some like the dentist

LastWilbur ForcePost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 11, 2007, 04:46:27 PM
How do they like the dentist? rare or well-done?

Last we won't see the likes of him again. Who took them? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 11, 2007, 05:17:02 PM
I hate 2 things from dentists:

1. The sound of the drill.
2. The hideous music they usually listen to.

Last no more elevator music, Please! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 11, 2007, 05:20:01 PM
Would you prefer, if they played a requiem instead? Or something with extremly strong base sounds?  ;)

Last the beat and the drill, what a thrill Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 11, 2007, 06:26:23 PM
Requiem. Between death and torture I choose death any day.
:smite:
Last I can't imagine a dentist listening to Hip-Hop Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 11, 2007, 09:36:05 PM
Now, I can imagine a dentist listening to Hip Hop, but imagine a dentist listening to hard techno.

You wouldn't forget that drilling.


Last scratching Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 12, 2007, 04:20:47 AM
Hard Techno? How about Death Metal?
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Last who's screams are those? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 12, 2007, 06:04:10 AM
Industrial Black Death... :)


:rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :taz: :taz:


last I'm so excited Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 12, 2007, 09:27:35 AM
Dentist's Death Trance.
Last molars begone! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 12, 2007, 03:11:48 PM
And replace the top light with a strobe.

Last now you see it, now you don't Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 12, 2007, 03:55:05 PM
But at least the drill doesn't look like it's moving anymore.

Last attention, this is no drill Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 12, 2007, 06:00:18 PM
It will make quite a nice start of the day.


Last not very satisfied Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 12, 2007, 07:44:54 PM
This has not been a nice day at all.

Last utterly unsatisfied Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 12, 2007, 10:38:48 PM
Well it's Monday, that's (almost) never a nice day.

But the thought that the next day might be better is always a good reason to go to bed satisfied and wake up happy.


Last hope tomorrow is a sunny day Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 13, 2007, 12:32:14 AM
Today has been called on account of sleepiness, because of the thunderstorms last night.

Last Never try to sleep with a Schnauzer trying to get inside your skin. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 13, 2007, 09:27:22 AM
Why do I have this headache even without substance abuse?
Last that seems unfair Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 13, 2007, 02:00:23 PM
That's happening to me more frequently.

Last are we getting old? Post

Oh, regarding the LPWB, pearls was a clue.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 13, 2007, 02:39:26 PM
I suspect the first signs of sleep apnoe syndrome (my father has it and I am overweight too).

Last how to get rid of 20% without losing a limb Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 13, 2007, 03:37:57 PM
I used to have sleep apnea in a bad way, had surgery 3 years ago and it has helped a lot, although the post-op was long and quite unpleaseant.

Last it took 3 months until I forgot I had the bloody surgery Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 13, 2007, 11:37:07 PM
Last why do I see mu keyboard twice? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 14, 2007, 02:27:26 AM
Perhaps you have your spectacles on back to front?

Last double vision Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 14, 2007, 07:10:04 AM
The double vision is gone.

It was a weird night last night.


Last and I don't have a hang over Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 14, 2007, 08:41:46 AM
My father wears a pressure mask at night. Seems to help but I don't know how one keeps from strangling oneself with the hose to the compressor ???.

Last sleeping with a respirator will not save you from Saddam Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 14, 2007, 02:11:18 PM
The insurance wanted me to use one of those things. In the sleep study it was proven worthless.

Last thankfully! I hated the thing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 14, 2007, 03:47:55 PM
My father was extensively tested on it. First before he got it, then again after a few month using it. For him it seems to work (but we still should both lose weight).

Last fat and snoring duo Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 14, 2007, 05:09:38 PM
I would only then wear a gas mask at night, if cigarette smoke would be coming from it. ;)


Last I don't care if I snore, I live alone anyway Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 15, 2007, 09:21:48 AM
Can one wake oneself up by simply snoring too loudly?

Last if combined with an amplifier? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 15, 2007, 10:35:13 AM
There have been such cases.

Even without an amplifier.

Last sleep is overrated anyway Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 15, 2007, 11:38:25 AM
He who sleepeth :bed: sinneth not (except of course in case of erotic dreams or being female :devil2: :oops:)

Last misogynous theology Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 15, 2007, 01:08:02 PM
She who sleepeth at night would be able to wake up in the morning.

Last totally desperate Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 15, 2007, 01:56:25 PM
But hopefully not to early

Last that's one of my problems Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 15, 2007, 02:19:56 PM
Insomniacs of the world unite!



Last why sleep? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 15, 2007, 03:24:19 PM
Maniac vs. Insomniac III, Paranoiacs Revenge (aka Triple-Yac)

Last back to stupid movie sequel titles Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 16, 2007, 12:24:40 AM
Stupid movie titles?

Are we going back to German porn again?


Last Schneewittchen und die Sieben Geilen Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 16, 2007, 01:12:30 AM
Don't shatter my innocence.

Last pure as driven snow Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 16, 2007, 05:33:18 AM
Last My German is actually improving by reading hotel websites, even though I don't get to go. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on March 16, 2007, 07:51:15 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on March 15, 2007, 03:24:19 PM
Last back to stupid movie sequel titles Post

Did we do:

Hamlet II - Ophelia's Revenge
A Tale of Three Cities
From Here to Eternity, and back
A Quartz Controlled Orange
The PostGraduate
The Wine of Wrath
Far East of Eden
Forbidden Planetary System
Third cousin three times removed of Frankenstein
Slight Fracas on the Western Front
Rosemary's toddler
Anthony and Cleopatra - Snakes on a Barge

Last out of ideas Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 16, 2007, 09:00:36 AM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 16, 2007, 12:24:40 AM
Stupid movie titles?

Are we going back to German porn again?


Last Schneewittchen und die Sieben Geilen Post

That was Schneeflittchen und die 7 Zwerge
---
Gandhi II - Now he has had it with non-violent resistance
Vegetarierinnen zur Fleischeslust gezwungen (lit: vegans coerced into carnal desires)
(that's a real title, the English translation loses a bit of the connotations)
The public life of Henry IX (the very first Hammer movie, no surviving copies known)
Titanic II - the Lusitania (Kate Winslet takes another cold bath, this time with Elijah Wood)

Last I know what you'll do next summer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 16, 2007, 12:36:38 PM
What about a remake of an old movie:

Breakfast at McDonald's


Last or Burger King Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 16, 2007, 01:26:11 PM
Full Kevlar Jacket
Mobina Slender
The Second Coming of Brian
Imhotiti - Mummy's Daughter
House of Flying Spoons (prequel with forks in development stage)
Missionary Impossible
Womb Raider II - The Return of Scrotus
A Tunnel too short (fusion of The Great Escape and A Bridge too Far)
Fragging Corporal Ryan
The Thick Blue Line
Professor Shivago

Last Santa Clause's conquest reaches Uranus Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 16, 2007, 03:32:29 PM
War and Peace II - Love in Iraq
Night of the Living Bread
Primates of the Caribbean
League of Extremely Violent Gentlemen (starring Freddy Kruger, Jason, Hellraiser, Leather Mask, Chuckie & Scream)

Last I'm out of ideas at the moment Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 16, 2007, 03:47:18 PM
Night of the Living Bread would be the right case for him: (http://smm.playmusiczone.de/uploads/pics/chilitv_Bernd_6_kl_01.jpg)

Last Bis das Brot gefriert Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 16, 2007, 03:52:00 PM
That's the guy I was thinking about when I wrote that!...

Last Homo Brotus Depressivus Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 16, 2007, 04:01:19 PM
They have not made The Brotrix yet  :(
And where is Brot of the Rings?

Last Brotulismus Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 16, 2007, 08:09:52 PM
There might not be a Brot of the Rings, but there's a Lord of the Drinks:

(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i5/bronko84/lord_of_the_drinks.jpg)

Last I'm actually not a great fan of Tuborg but I like the commercial Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 17, 2007, 03:22:00 AM
One for the Brits.

Last Quango in Paris.

Or is it Last Quango (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quango) in Post?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 17, 2007, 09:37:56 AM
Malcolm XI
Malcolm XI meets Malcolm Y
Bambi III (Bambi catches rabies)
Bambi IV (Rabid Bambie vs. the bumbling rabbits)
Hamlet III - The Return of Yorick
Fantasia 2010 (featuring the Jupiter Symphony and The Planets)
Dillinger is Alive (and well and living in Power Cable, Nebraska)
The Producers II-IV (Summertime for Stalin, Fall for Mao, Winter for Kim Il Sung)
(aka known as A Dictator for All Seasons series)
Alien V - Ripley goes to Washington
Indiana Jones and the Fireplace of the Witch of Endor
Indiana Jones and the Tripod of Nostradamus
Indiana Jones meets Tomb Raider
Friday 13th #? - Jason Slays the (teen) Argonauts
Matrix IV - Revolting
Some like it Lukewarm
The Small Blue Two
High Noon II - Half Past Five
Mary M - The Other Passion of the Christ
Mary M II - Revenge of Mary M
Mary M III - The Return of Judas
Mary M IV - Mary M Meets the Wife of Pilate
Mary M V - Mary M and the 4 Gospel Singers
Spin-Off Series : The Marvelous Apostles (vs. the marauding apostates)
Harry Potter and the Forbidden Sequel
All the Vice-President's Men
Godfather IV - The Quiet Don
Mr.&Mrs. Smith go to Washington (again)
James Bond - Spies Ring Twice
Escape from N.O.

Last Star Wars VII - Lack of a Plot Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 17, 2007, 10:19:38 AM
Last it's morning and I can't think Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on March 17, 2007, 08:53:47 PM
I think they should just generalise the film titles so you know what you're getting. You know:

Big Boat Sinks  II
Plane Crashes While Passengers have Personal Crises II
Big Disaster Following Ignored Warnings IV
Revenge Movie V
Mel Gibson Blames It All On New Racial Group VII
Ex-Girlfriend Turns Psycho MMXIII


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 17, 2007, 10:17:58 PM
That would be just too easy.

It would take all the creativity away from the filming process...

Although sometimes it's good to know what to expect.


Last snakes on a plane Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 18, 2007, 05:31:52 AM
Brot of the Rings??

Last Now I want a bagel. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 18, 2007, 09:59:01 AM
The Michelangelo Chiffre
Amadeus II (How Schubert murdered Beethoven)
The Euro of Zorro
The Dirigible of the Blind Dead (Das Luftschiff der fliegenden Leichen)
New Birthday of Dracula
Divorce of Frankenstein
Ghost Bikers in the Sky
Dr.Strangelove II - Mineshaft Gap

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 18, 2007, 10:04:43 AM
Last where's my sandwich? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 18, 2007, 10:34:23 AM
Last in your stomach? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 18, 2007, 04:57:16 PM
Last hate food-shop-on-Sunday's Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 18, 2007, 06:07:46 PM
It's usually more expensive due to the discounters being closed (at least over here)

Last The (Gordon) Brown Witch Project* Post

*Now I am running out of ideas for stupid movie sequels
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 18, 2007, 06:35:31 PM
Last I need a beer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on March 18, 2007, 07:06:11 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on March 18, 2007, 06:07:46 PMLast The (Gordon) Brown Witch Project* Post

Did you catch the throwaway line in "The Queen"?

Assistant:  Gordon's on the phone.
Tony Blair: Tell him to hang on...


Last well I thought it was funny Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 18, 2007, 09:10:59 PM
He was probably wishing that he would just hang.


Last I don't know what I am saying and I'm not drunk Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 19, 2007, 08:27:58 AM
Three Swiss witch-bitches which wished to be switched Swiss witch-bitches wish to watch three Swiss Swatch switches. Which Swiss witch-bitch which wishes to be a switched Swiss witch-bitch wishes to watch which Swiss Swatch watch switch?!

Last wouldn't that make them cheesy wizards? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 19, 2007, 09:29:56 AM
The only thing that comes to my mind after reading your post is:

What time is it?

Don't know why.


Last Wheremybitches?Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 19, 2007, 09:31:26 AM
Don't know. I don't have a Swiss Swatch watch.

Last I prefer metal Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 19, 2007, 09:34:26 AM
Me neither.

Last I have a Festina Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 19, 2007, 11:00:27 AM
I have an old and (t)rusty Meister Anker, cheap and durable.

Last unlike Swiss Swatch watches Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on March 19, 2007, 05:37:00 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 19, 2007, 09:34:26 AM
Last I have a Festina Post

Is that a Latin joke? Or the name of the bloke who started the company?

I've got an ancient Seiko which looks good but is normal accuracy,and a Casio which looks rubbish but is tied to the atomic clock at Rugby; handy if I ever start my own space program.

Last if only I could tell the time Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 19, 2007, 06:01:04 PM
Id don't know.

I'm quite satisfied with my Festina watch, it's the best I've ever had. I have it for four years now (got it for my 18th birthday) and it didn't stop once...


Last what do I need a watch for, I'm always late anyway... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 19, 2007, 06:38:48 PM
Mine is set 3 minutes in the future. Keeps me from coming late (no joke, it works).
Last and the watch is a bit speedy anyway Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bruder Cuzzen on March 19, 2007, 07:43:54 PM
Oh goodie!A this is a welcome thing to be able to LAST POST!.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 20, 2007, 12:05:28 AM
It is true.

It is glorious.

The

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on March 20, 2007, 01:08:37 AM
Quickly the potaroo (http://www.milamba.com/australia/inhabit/animals/anim11.htm) sneaks out, grabs the Last Post and runs back under the bushes.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 20, 2007, 04:33:17 AM
So THAT is what you get when you cross a potato with a kangaroo!!

Cute lil' fellers.

Last New  export pets? Cuter that Praire Dogs, and the Japanese buy them by the boatload. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 20, 2007, 09:13:27 AM
Time to breed a dry-resistant Calamari like the tree squids (squibbons) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Squibbons.jpg) in the last installment of The Future is Wild.

Last it would probably terrorize the neighbourhood Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 20, 2007, 09:41:32 AM
I've lost the squidlings in the club last night.


Last hopefully they don't do anything stupid and return soon Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 20, 2007, 02:06:37 PM
Maybe they dissolved in alcohol and sublimated.

Last or they went with the little pink elephants to visit another speakeasy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 20, 2007, 04:03:34 PM
The squidlings returned safely and are taking a nap now.


Last Ich hatte ein Konterbier und es geht mir super Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 20, 2007, 06:02:44 PM
Was ist ein Konterbier?

Last no idea Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 20, 2007, 11:07:37 PM
Is it some kind of counter-top coffin?

Last Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on March 21, 2007, 01:14:06 AM
No, I think its some sort of evil anti-beer.  The more you drink the soberererer you get.  Wicked stuff, should be banned.

Last feeling poorley and I wish I could blame it on a hangover Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 21, 2007, 03:56:28 AM
It is a conspiracy!

Last where can I buy the stuff? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 21, 2007, 09:06:07 AM
I see, the Konterbier is fighting firewater with firerwater :drunk: :toasted:

Last as long as the level stays up it won't let you down (but ruin your liver)Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 21, 2007, 09:58:16 AM
Konterbier is the beer you drink in the morning when having a hang-over. It really helps.

The only "problem" is that you remain drunk. It can last for days.


Last I don't really see a problem there Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 21, 2007, 11:32:17 AM
Schon bald sah man den Eberhard
das Auge rot, die Leber hart
immer tiefer in die Gosse sinken
---
Echte Helden sind so hart wie ihre Leber

Last EAV Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on March 21, 2007, 08:20:03 PM
All of my German was derived from two sources:

- attending multiple Oktoberfests in Kitchener, Ontario, Canada (supposedly home to the largest Oktoberfest outside of Bavaria; the town was named "Berlin" until WWI)
- watching the film "The Great Escape"
- witnessing one of my roommates in college (who, when drunk, would lie on the floor while swearing and shouting insults in every language he knew)

Therefore, I have no idea what the above post said.

However, I do know that this post is the Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 21, 2007, 11:13:58 PM
The Last Post is like a river, in constant flow...

Last It's mine, MINE! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 22, 2007, 01:08:09 AM
But sometimes it does an Oxebow and flows back into itself.

Swato: that opera: I got some news on it:

they say that there is a sort of war taking place for the glory of the King Beredei (just a name), that Young solders dying, Young widows at the towers crying, arrows flying, horses running etc. Starts with metaphor of the night and finishes with a happy clappy part for the glory of the peaceful kingdome of King Berendei which is strong and beautiful (the kingdome and the peacekeepers).


Last lost in email translation Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 22, 2007, 06:49:01 AM
Well, I am going to miss the chance to tour the Budvar brewery. AND the day-trip to Pilsen. And Oktoberfest. Gonna miss the brewery tour of Europe completely!!

Last I'll just stay home with the dog. Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bruder Cuzzen on March 22, 2007, 07:31:16 AM
It is so late in the morning here this LAST POST should stay put for hours.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 22, 2007, 08:10:09 AM
But it's early here.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 22, 2007, 09:11:52 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on March 21, 2007, 11:32:17 AM
Schon bald sah man den Eberhard
das Auge rot, die Leber hart
immer tiefer in die Gosse sinken
---
Echte Helden sind so hart wie ihre Leber

Last EAV Post


Those are quotes from songs of the Erste Allgemeine Versunsicherung.
Translation:
Soon one could see Eberhard
the eye red, the liver hard
sink into the gutters ever more swiftly
---
True heroes are as hard as their liver

''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
Snow has hit Berlin yesterday heavily but (the temperture not going below freezing) its disappearing already (and raining). What a waste of good snow!

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 22, 2007, 09:55:06 AM
Quote from: Sibling Chatty on March 22, 2007, 06:49:01 AM
Well, I am going to miss the chance to tour the Budvar brewery. AND the day-trip to Pilsen. And Oktoberfest. Gonna miss the brewery tour of Europe completely!!

Chatty, wait a few years till I'm rich and I'll send the breweries to you... :)

Or my private jet to fly you to all the breweries.

Last this time next year, we'll be millionaires Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 22, 2007, 12:05:11 PM
And if it does not work out, at least bthe products of the better breweries.
Last when the inflation accelerates we will all be billionaires soon Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 22, 2007, 02:26:36 PM
Last I can't see beer for at least another few hours Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on March 22, 2007, 02:40:46 PM
If that's because of the homemade moonshine you've been drinking, you may want to get that checked out at a hospital.

Last of course... if you can read this, it's probably not that bad Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 22, 2007, 03:37:26 PM
Remember the ads on Moscow buses?
"You are an analphabeth? Call .....!"

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 22, 2007, 05:32:42 PM
I survived worse.

Didn't have such a hang-over for a long time though.

Last I blame the TequillaPost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on March 22, 2007, 06:34:18 PM
Never really did get much of a hangover in my drinking days, and it wasn't for lack of trying.

Last I did try to stay away from drinks that came in bottles with little metal "spark arrestor" screens on the mouth, though... most of the time Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 22, 2007, 06:54:59 PM
Why does all this talk about alcohol and younger days reverberates on my head? I vaguely remember...

Last I remember something happened but not what Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 22, 2007, 08:13:55 PM
Oh, blackouts...

I remember those.

I mean I don't really remember.

What was it, I wanted to say?


Last black holes in my brain Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 23, 2007, 12:34:34 AM
Blackouts were what we had here in the 1970's, a custom thought to have started with Richard III's winter of discontent.

Last I have cupboards full of candles Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 23, 2007, 06:52:44 AM
Kiyo,

I really want to do the museums, not the breweries. But, Dan and Gary seem to not be able to find brewery tour info, and I can Google it up in seconds.

I wanna do a big tour of castles, too, but the distance walking is not in my capabilities, even though I talked the Ortho and Neuro docs out of the wheelchair for another year!!

If we're all going to be rich, then I can afford my clinical trial!! Woo Hoo! (This assumes that I can also talk the Ortho doc out of the stupid surgery he's decided I need. I don't need it. He wants to DO it, but I don't need it.)

Last Will y'all bail me out if I get arrested for killing this clown with a scalpel and a bone saw? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 23, 2007, 08:11:11 AM
Quote from: Sibling Chatty on March 23, 2007, 06:52:44 AM
Last Will y'all bail me out if I get arrested for killing this clown with a scalpel and a bone saw? Post

Last of course we will Post

(I'll look later if I can find any info on the brewery tours, I'm pretty sure there are some...)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 23, 2007, 09:26:11 AM
The only blackout I know I had was the result of an extremly boring professor's lecture.
I know that I did not sleep because I did the tally on his standard phrases (about twice a minute "im Grunde genommen" and "ist die Situation die" as a close contender) but when I went out of the room I simply could not remember what he did talk about and had to look it up.

Last catatonic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 23, 2007, 11:02:46 AM
Sometimes it's better not to know what one has been doing the night before.


Last but you have friends that will tell you every bloody detail Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 23, 2007, 11:52:18 AM
Has Karl Rove been seen in a speakeasy recently? ;)
Last is claiming a etahnol-induced blackout a viable defense strategy in court? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 23, 2007, 01:32:25 PM
Talking surgeons out of cutting one up is tedious. Plastic surgeons are the worst. They think they know what you want to look like even when you say you don't. Sue them all for psychological abuse !

Last my body is MY body Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 23, 2007, 02:13:05 PM
Surgeons will do anything to cut you up...

Last I just had to say something Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on March 23, 2007, 02:22:38 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 23, 2007, 11:02:46 AM
Sometimes it's better not to know what one has been doing the night before.


Last but you have friends that will tell you every bloody detail Post
If you're really lucky, they take photos.

Last mine are only slightly incriminating Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 23, 2007, 02:33:20 PM
As long as they don't charge money for not showing them...

Last blondmail Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 23, 2007, 03:16:02 PM
The majority of the photos I own are made drunk.

On most pictures of me I am drunk.


Last my sex-appeal drops then Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 23, 2007, 03:53:11 PM
Mine doesn't. Negative values are not on the scale.
Last I want [obscenities deleted by FCC] Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on March 23, 2007, 05:39:21 PM
Why is the Falmouth Cricket Club censoring your messages?

Last my tinfoil hat is really to blind the bowler Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 23, 2007, 06:55:07 PM
Last I'm out of ideas Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 23, 2007, 08:57:36 PM
Quote from: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on March 23, 2007, 05:39:21 PM
Why is the Falmouth Cricket Club censoring your messages?

Because they are obscene and they don't like other people falmouthing them?

Last do I hear chirping crickets Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 23, 2007, 11:09:18 PM
They are so unpleasant, those cricket officials.


Last warning: too much cricket might turn your brain to start censoring Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 24, 2007, 12:32:43 AM
FREEEEEEEOOOOOWWWW!!!!!!

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 24, 2007, 01:06:58 AM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 24, 2007, 12:32:43 AM
FREEEEEEEOOOOOWWWW!!!!!!

Now I understand why you said FREOOW!! It was an abbreviation. It's good to see the full version here.

Last insanity helps Post

** This Last Post has been approved by the FCC
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 24, 2007, 03:03:39 AM
see, everything I do has a purpose.

even if that purpose is to be seemingly purposeless

so seemingly purposeless, it really does have no purpose.

except to get the

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 24, 2007, 03:08:43 AM
I have a problem.

What if the purpose is to be purposeless rather than seemingly purposeless.

If you say purposelessness over and over very fast it seems to help but ends up sounding like I had too much Baileys.

Last pspspspspsclnsp Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on March 24, 2007, 03:57:34 AM
Like you've had too much Bailey's?   ;)

The wife's away, so I'm sitting alone in front of the computer listening to my Irish Pub Songs CD

Whiskey, you're the devil
You're leading me astray!
Over hills and mountains
And to Ameri-cay!
:drunk:

Last I really feel like a beer now... darn self-imposed "no drinking alone" rule Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 24, 2007, 04:30:35 AM
if you're not allowed to do it, you wanna do it more.

ya wanna be baaaad

like the

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on March 24, 2007, 04:57:52 AM
Good thing I didn't have that beer.  I would've pissed myself when I saw this:

he calls it a chapeau since he is continental (http://www.nataliedee.com/031807/he-calls-it-a-chapeau-since-he-is-continental.jpg)

Last WTF FTW Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 24, 2007, 05:10:14 AM
He calls it a chapeau, but it looks more like Donald Trump's hairpieces...

Last DT is a shitehead, you know. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 24, 2007, 09:37:33 AM
Quote from: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on March 24, 2007, 03:57:34 AM
Last I really feel like a beer now... darn self-imposed "no drinking alone" rule Post

I have a similiar problem most of the time, but sometimes it's ok to say that rules are there to be broken.

Last or at least bend them a little Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 24, 2007, 09:40:50 AM
Ahhhhhhhh! The madness has returned to the Last Post both drunken and sober (and completely unknurd).
Last Beware!!!!!!!!!!! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 24, 2007, 10:54:43 AM
Tha madness has never left...

Last insane Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 24, 2007, 01:56:22 PM
but t3h Qwerty did.

but now t3h Qwerty is back, and badder than ever before!

'cause he gots da

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 24, 2007, 02:13:47 PM
Jetzt kommt richtig wieder Leben in die Bude!
Call the pub and serve'em a round of Barfer.
But be careful not to hit the
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 24, 2007, 03:20:38 PM
I am interrupting this thread.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 24, 2007, 04:14:41 PM
what is it with you and barfer swato?

I don't even know what that is.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 24, 2007, 04:16:45 PM
Don't be bothered by that.

He's been speaking like this for a while now.

I think it's the lack of alcohol.

Last Swato needs a drink Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 24, 2007, 04:32:10 PM
I am just having my tea. Look into the pub for the Beer Barf Boogie.
Lots of hits for beer in combination with barf in google but not so many for Barfer Beer.
Last havn't tried Pukie Coke yet Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 24, 2007, 06:54:31 PM
Is the Beer Barf Boogie anything like Finding Food Feed to Feed Fine Food?

last tales of the Blode post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 24, 2007, 07:36:21 PM
I don't loke to have my beer with barf.

I'll start an initiative for a barf-free beer.


Last sign the petition Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 24, 2007, 10:25:13 PM
I think you're better off developing an Iron Stomach.

~Qwerty
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 24, 2007, 10:50:52 PM
An iron overdose can kill.

Last watching too many hospital soaps Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 25, 2007, 03:17:14 AM
so can too much H20

saaayyy, that reminds me.


Little Johnny took a drink,
But now he'll drink no more.
For what he thought was H20
was H2SO4.

last sulfuric acid post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 25, 2007, 04:08:32 AM
Why did I never watch the Witches of Eastwick before?

Last wax model and pink balloons Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 25, 2007, 04:34:19 AM
don't get the reference.

last tired post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 25, 2007, 05:07:55 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName The Watson of Sherlock on March 25, 2007, 04:08:32 AM
Why did I never watch the Witches of Eastwick before?

Last wax model and pink balloons Post

Because it's an old movie and you were busy at the time it was new? Nicholson was so...slimy he was good. And, once again, Cher can act!

Last Old Move Night Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 25, 2007, 08:24:31 AM
Your right.. 1987 was a busy year.

Nicholson is often... slimy, but this must have been his slimiest. Definitely slimy when the wax model (of him, Q) melts.

Last I may take up wax model making Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 25, 2007, 09:25:59 AM
Have you seen him in old Corman movies (Little Shop of Horrors, The Raven)?

Last almost unrecognizable Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 25, 2007, 12:45:22 PM
One of his best acting in a newer movie was "The Pledge".

I recommend that movie, he's great as an insane person.

Last one flew over the coockoo's nest Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 25, 2007, 01:33:18 PM
what about... THA JOKER!

he did it well, but I know two people who could have done it better. one of them DID. partially.

Jim Carrey coudl've done joker better than riddler.

Mark Hamill did the voice of joker on Batman, the animated series, and he NAILED it. Pity Lucas owns his face. literally.

~Qwerty
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 25, 2007, 01:40:18 PM
Haven't you forgotten something Q?


Yes, you forgot to take the Last Post.


Last it's mine Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on March 25, 2007, 02:06:46 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on March 25, 2007, 09:25:59 AM
Have you seen him in old Corman movies (Little Shop of Horrors, The Raven)?

Last almost unrecognizable Post

Ol Wilbur Force likes the dentist-- he really likes going to the dentist.. " no novocain, it dulls the senses."

Last obscure stuffPost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 25, 2007, 06:07:52 PM
And a dentist that has the magazine "Pain" in his waiting room....
Last feed me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 25, 2007, 06:34:49 PM
oi. I've been out of practice, and I forget where I'm posting most of the time.

used to be I'd claim last post when it wasn't the last post thread.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 25, 2007, 07:39:19 PM
The Lastness of this Post is inversely proportionate to the sum of the members of the forum that opt to eschew other entertainment for the next few hours.

Carry on, y'all, I have the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 25, 2007, 08:23:33 PM
*ahem*

I've got you under my drawers
in a dresser in a corner of my room
there with the socks and the shorts
sits my favourite photograph of you

it's a picture I took of you one time when we were on vacation at the beach
it's right there behind you attached to the ocean right under the sky above the beach

I've got you under my drawers
in the dresser in a corner of my room
it's there with the socks and the shorts
I've got the picture, but I don't have you

you see about five seconds after I took that picture a giant robotic crab came out of the ocean and took you away
I hear you're married now with little crabs of your own and if I saw you on the street I'd look away

I think maybe I'll clean out my drawers
the ones in the dresser in a corner of my room
I'll throw out my socks and my shorts
who needs underpants when I don't have you?

*sigh*

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal
boy oh boy am I happy now
lalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalallaa everybody sing lalalalalalalala those are the words
one more time! lalalalalallalalalalalalalalalal
alalalallalalalalalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaa
la laaaaaa la la la laaaa!!!!!

oh man!



... I'll stop torturing Dan now.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 25, 2007, 09:21:53 PM
I'm siiiiinging in the rain, just siiiiiiinging in the rain...


Last I'm glad there's no rain to sing in Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 25, 2007, 09:53:21 PM
We're about to have rain.

I pretended to wash the van. When you wash the car, it rains.

Last squishy shoes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 25, 2007, 10:00:21 PM
It's just that I find rain so depressing.

Well, mostly the grey clouds that come with it.

But I love rain when it's hot outside and I'm on the beach (or at least near a pool).

Last who's that pretty girl in the mirror there? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 25, 2007, 11:18:53 PM
I just looked in the mirror and it's meeeee !!

Last washing hair night Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 26, 2007, 12:39:05 AM
I lurrve rain, almost anywhere anytime, unless it's causing me hypothermia or something. I really like water as an element, so... I rarely shield myself from the rain.

and apparently I"m a bit more perceptive to predicting it too...

last LOLZMETEOROLOGIST
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 26, 2007, 08:23:28 AM
We had quite some rain and wind the last few days but now the sun is shining and the wind seems to lessen.

Last drop the second reef of the top sails Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 26, 2007, 08:32:08 AM
I woke up this morning (half an hour ago) and the sun was shining...

It's warm outside.

And I should be at school one and a half hour ago.

But I don't care.

Last I will go there eventually today Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 26, 2007, 12:21:51 PM
Just coming from lunch.
Last digesting Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 26, 2007, 06:28:34 PM
Arrived at home, starving, found out that all I had to eat were three sausages and two slices of bread.

not enough...

Last starving Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 26, 2007, 07:36:20 PM
I FOUND MAHSELF SOME FREAKIN' BARQ'S!

yay

Last caffeinated post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 26, 2007, 09:50:07 PM
Found a slice of very old bread (but still eatable).

But I'm still hungry...


Last a hole in the stomach Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on March 26, 2007, 09:51:05 PM
I've been thinking about cutting my caffeine intake, but so far I haven't.  I'm still drinking about five mugs a day.

Last I need to get a bigger mug Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 26, 2007, 09:58:01 PM
Heh, is that in response to Q's caffeination or Kiyo's hole in the stomach?

Last Ulcerated Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 26, 2007, 10:19:54 PM
And the hole is still there...

All the food that there's in my fridge is in fluid state - beer, wine, sparkling wine (need it for tomorrow), slivovitz, tullamore...

I don't think that any of this will solve my current situation.


Last although beer is liquid bread Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 26, 2007, 10:21:17 PM
C'mon, barley sandwiches are good enough, aren't they? ;)


Last meal-in-a-can Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 26, 2007, 10:27:10 PM
Of course they are...

But I can't risk getting ill again (cold beer).

Last meal-in-a-bottle Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 27, 2007, 12:44:57 AM
Eat your own leg! eat it right off!
*coughhorkhackhackcoughgrumblecough*

*sniff*

so um, why would one cut down caffiene intake? I do not understand this most blasphemous thought.

last I'm litterally twitching in 3 different places right now post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 27, 2007, 01:00:59 AM
Q, you're a soda head...  how much do you drink in a day?  A couple of litres?

Coffee's a whole other level of caffeine abuse, and hard on yer tummy, too.... a mug of strong coffee can have about as much caffeine as 2L of Barq's or cola (based on Canadian levels).

I feel pretty gross if my caffeine intake is over 500 mg or so for more than a couple of days in a row.  Lambi is probably doing 500 - 1000 mg/day....   gotta substitute a few cups of tea in there, man!  I'm down to 1 cup of coffee but lots of green tea.

Last caffeine control freak Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 27, 2007, 01:16:13 AM
oh, I usually only drink maybe 2-3 cans of Barq's a day.

I talk about caffeine, but I only get it from Coke and Barq's. I'm probably out of my league here.

Dosen't mean I won't enjoy it.


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 27, 2007, 01:27:15 AM
A headache is merely withdrawl symptoms - have some more caffeine and it will go.

I have a stomach in revolt and a fever. Nothing as simple as caffeine is going to sort that.

Last is this a competition? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 27, 2007, 01:31:14 AM
Hmm.... caffeine can also give you an acute headache.
Griffin....  ginger tea for the stomach if admissable (peppermint is also good but less effective); I won't advise on a fever.

I used to hit exam week with a roll of antacid tablets to counteract the caffeine-rot in the belly....

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 27, 2007, 02:07:41 AM
Ouch!

For some reason that reminded me the LPWB (something to do with digestion, or more accurately not being able to digest something easily).

Particularly if you are eating chinese.

This year.

Last lets put some clues there Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 27, 2007, 04:10:43 AM
I lost the game.

in any event, the headache wasn't actually caffiene instated, (I think), although I doubt the barq's helped.

it's mostly gone, and should be gone by the morning.

I really do think it's the cafeteria food.

last yeeech post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 27, 2007, 04:38:11 AM
Hmmm, how does one digest golden pig? 

Are we still on the one that parallels what I was reading on the nanostructure of clam shells?

Last calciferous Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 27, 2007, 05:05:41 AM
It needs to stop raining so much.

I need to get some sleep.

And the LAST POST needs to be mine!!

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 27, 2007, 07:21:34 AM
Woke up this morning, and didn't want to go to school.

But I managed it.

And I'm glad, because I found some money on my way over here (1000 crowns, that is about 35 euros).

I think today will be a good day.


Last sun is shining, the weather is sweet Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 27, 2007, 08:43:16 AM
Sun shining here too.
Last solar Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 27, 2007, 11:49:57 AM
last time you said that you came home and nearly starved.

I've already had my breakfast, and I"m hungry, and the sun doesn't shine, because the public schools think I need to get up at 6-freakin'-AM

~Qwerty
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 27, 2007, 12:52:38 PM
Well, I got some money now, so I was able to buy some groceries...

I can eat again!!! ;D


Last spaghetti and cheese Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 27, 2007, 12:56:15 PM
Are they soluble in alcoholic solutions?

Last liquid bread = beer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 27, 2007, 12:58:47 PM
We shall see about that later...


Last Why do I have the urge to open a beer? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on March 27, 2007, 01:36:18 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on March 27, 2007, 01:00:59 AM
I feel pretty gross if my caffeine intake is over 500 mg or so for more than a couple of days in a row.  Lambi is probably doing 500 - 1000 mg/day....   gotta substitute a few cups of tea in there, man!  I'm down to 1 cup of coffee but lots of green tea.
Yeah... tea makes me feel... icky.  I think I'll stick to good ol natural coffee.   ;D

I've thought about going "half-caf" or alternating cups of caffeinated and decaffeinated coffee, but I think the solvents that are usually used to decaffeinate coffee would be worse for me than the caffeine.

Still, my caffeine intake has been higher in the past... like when I worked at the Internet Cafe in university (free coffee while you were working!!!), or when I worked in an office that had a "coffee club" (a dollar a week for all the coffee you could drink.  It was cheap but plentiful  ;D ).

Last now back to my coffee Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 27, 2007, 02:01:20 PM
In the past aromatic compounds were used to extract the caffeine, to day it's supercritical CO2. For people outside chemistry the first option would probably sound better :stupid: (that's not aimed at you).

Last misleading names Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 27, 2007, 02:27:30 PM
Lambi, you pay for 5 mugs a day?   Heh, I've only had multi-cup coffee habits (at work) when it's free. The nasty coffee at work is free (one boss prefers weak, poor-quality stuff - if I make a pot they call it rocket fuel). But I'm cheap like that.....  :mrgreen:

Quote from: Swatopluk on March 27, 2007, 02:01:20 PM
In the past aromatic compounds were used to extract the caffeine, to day it's supercritical CO2. For people outside chemistry the first option would probably sound better.

I assure you madam, we use only organic pesticides on our vegetables. ;)


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 27, 2007, 02:28:47 PM
I'll just stick to my vitamin B...


Last I don't drink coffee, but I love vitamin B Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on March 27, 2007, 02:47:41 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on March 27, 2007, 02:27:30 PM
Lambi, you pay for 5 mugs a day?   Heh, I've only had multi-cup coffee habits (at work) when it's free. The nasty coffee at work is free (one boss prefers weak, poor-quality stuff - if I make a pot they call it rocket fuel). But I'm cheap like that.....  :mrgreen:
I make it by the pot and cart it around in a thermos, but yes, I do pay for it.

I get the cheap stuff at Costco (which is Fair Trade Certified, amazingly) and grind it myself.

Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 27, 2007, 02:28:47 PM
I'll just stick to my vitamin B...


Last I don't drink coffee, but I love vitamin B Post
FYI - homebrew, or any other unfiltered beer (i.e. one with sediment in the bottle), is very high in vitamin B.
:beer:

Last about two months until my "Toadfish Ale" is ready Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 27, 2007, 02:58:22 PM
Where's the multi-vitamin rum?

Last rum tropicana Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 27, 2007, 03:02:16 PM
Quote from: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on March 27, 2007, 02:47:41 PMI make it by the pot and cart it around in a thermos, but yes, I do pay for it.

I get the cheap stuff at Costco (which is Fair Trade Certified, amazingly) and grind it myself.

Nah, that doesn't count as buying it (s'cheapish buying even relatively good coffee in bean form - I have a hard time justifying spending money on takeout coffee though).  That's making it. ;)

MY boss (we have 3 in the office, for 4 employees and one office manager) likes that same Costco stuff (the Kirkland Springs that is 'roasted by Starbucks', right?) - it's very good considering it's cheap.  There's a roaster in town that I like - not sure how much the prices are - probably a little more than the Costco stuff, but then I haven't even gone through a pound since Christmas and that was a gift.  Should remember to pick up a half pound or so when I'm out there for Easter.

Lastbugger, no good coffee left in the office and now I'm jonesingPost


Swato - Rum is about the best spirit for mixing in tropical fruit drinks - problem solved!  
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 27, 2007, 03:27:18 PM
But the gunpowder precipitates when the pH goes to low by mixing fruit juice in :(
Last rum?Ba! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on March 27, 2007, 03:55:50 PM
You can get the gunpowder at least into suspension by mixing it with a bit of the cha-cha.

Last but I'd like my nitroglycerine martini neither shaken nor stirred, thank you Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 27, 2007, 04:07:21 PM
Just a matter of the correct phlegmatizing (sp?)
Last wow-wow sauce Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 27, 2007, 04:21:28 PM
Hmm...  doesn't wow-wow sauce also contain Discworld Durian (big wahoonie)?
I think I could get pretty close with a few minor tweaks of my Happy Hole sauce....


Last ironically misleading name Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 27, 2007, 04:39:27 PM
Just had a friend over and had a few beers (6)...

Now I need more...

Last can't stop drinking Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 27, 2007, 07:45:27 PM
that was possibly the best Barq's i've had in a while.

dude, for some reason, I just remembered that I used to put one packet of salt into my Barq's, claiming this made it better...

I'll probably have 10 heart attacks in my lifetime....


~Qwerty
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on March 27, 2007, 08:05:32 PM
Hmm... I've seen people put salt in beer to get rid of the CO2 and make it less gassy.

Qwerty, have you tried just opening your pop an hour or two before you want to drink it?  That way, it'll still be flat, but you won't get the same heart trouble when you're older.   ;)

According to my doctor, my heart's A-OK.

Last he doesn't know about all the coffee, though Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 27, 2007, 08:11:54 PM
but then it'd be all cold. my soda isn't flat already...

Lambi, are you from Chicago?

I dont see how opening it sooner really helps, other than to make it colder and slightly flatter.

remember, it's like, freakin' 70 degrees outside, with not alot of AC on.

last *dies of heat* post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 27, 2007, 08:39:02 PM
Chicago?  Canuckistan!

And it's freakin' snowing in West Canuckistan right now.


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on March 27, 2007, 09:25:27 PM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 27, 2007, 08:11:54 PM
but then it'd be all cold. my soda isn't flat already...

Lambi, are you from Chicago?
No... as Aggie alluded to, I was born and bred in America's Hat.

It's because I called it "pop", right?

In case you're interested, here's some info (http://popvssoda.com:2998/) of the geographic distribution where people call it "pop" and where they call it "soda"... including some fancy maps.

QuoteI dont see how opening it sooner really helps, other than to make it colder and slightly flatter.

What are you doing with the salt, then?  I figured you were putting it in to make the pop flat.

Aggie, East of the Centre of the Universe (a.k.a. Toronto) is now warm and sunny.   ;D

Last I believe most Canadians call it "pop"... but I don't know what the Quebeckers call it in French. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 27, 2007, 09:51:35 PM
Yah, it's "pop" here, though I say soda to keep it internationally understandable, I think ???
But check out some of the "other" options in Alberta: http://popvssoda.com:2998/stats/AB.html :mrgreen:

Oh, and look at Quebec - three of the "other" results are liquor/liquer/liqueur - they know what to drink.  UNIBROUEEE!!!!

Last gargleblastin' Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on March 27, 2007, 10:16:29 PM
Hmm... the #2 "other" response for Ontario is "all hail Rudy Phelps".  And it seems that the French version of pop/soda is "boisson gazeuse".

Last there is a bar in Ottawa called Zaphod Beeblebrox Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 27, 2007, 10:19:45 PM
Hmm... do they make "poisson gazeuse"? ;D


Last fishfart Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 28, 2007, 01:56:00 AM
who would call it Coke? I guess it's like calling tissue Kleenex or Gellatin Jell-O, but still. what if it's pepsi?

and I put salt in because I liked salt. I don't do it anymore.

last wtf is with my childhood post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 28, 2007, 02:28:50 AM
But a hoover is a Hoover.

Last biro Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 28, 2007, 04:12:07 AM
yeah, whatever.

said Like Moltar. I think it's a really good reference to say yeah, whatever like Moltar, but in text it just doesn't come across, even for those few rare ones who would get it.

*sigh*

~last dejected post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 28, 2007, 05:24:25 AM
You want something to help along the dejection?

I'll take away your

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 28, 2007, 07:39:10 AM
What about a take-away Last Post bar/shop?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 28, 2007, 09:55:12 AM
Quote from: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on March 27, 2007, 08:05:32 PM
Hmm... I've seen people put salt in beer to get rid of the CO2 and make it less gassy.

Why would anyone do that?

Salty beer? Without gas?

Last that sounds really stupid Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 28, 2007, 10:47:55 AM
less dejeted, though wishing it was a bit earlier... I wants to play mah video games before school.

:D

Last monomaniac post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 28, 2007, 11:04:21 AM
I think to drive out the CO2without heating  one would have to lower the pH or to precipitate it by adding hydroxides of second main group metals (Be, Mg, Ca, Sr, Ba).

Last will also color flames Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 28, 2007, 11:31:39 AM
No, no, we definitely want the first group. theres still enough water in the drinks to make BOOM, right?

last physics is fun! post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 28, 2007, 11:39:22 AM
The metal form of the second will go boom too under the right circumstances. The hydroxides are the result of the boom. If you put the metals into pure alcohol, you will get the alcoxides that can also be pretty nasty.
Last potentially pyrophorous Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 28, 2007, 12:17:13 PM
I was never good in chemistry.

That's why I won't comment on the above.


Last but I like to see a nice boom from time to time Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 28, 2007, 12:27:41 PM
Wouldn't that go into the 'How to make fireworks with common household implements' thread?

Last should we make one? ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 28, 2007, 12:34:13 PM
Wait, I'll need to fetch my Anarchist's Cookbook for that one.


Last does that make me a terrorist? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 28, 2007, 01:37:18 PM
Making poison gas is easier than to produce solid explosives.
Last no recipes here Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 28, 2007, 01:51:51 PM
For the recipes contact you local distributor.


Last or me ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 28, 2007, 02:07:23 PM
"You don't have to wait for later! / here's a new eliminator / ask your local weapon trader / for the super perforator! / stress? - just cool it / here's a special bullet / put it in the magazin / boom'a'bang into your bean / you can call the operator / for the super perforator / killing is our habit / make your wriggle like a rabbit / but before you die my dear / have a final glass of beer / and before the break of dawn / we'll have you back where you belong / sprinkeling-the-lawn / bully-bang bang / a'bang- boom-boom / meet your doom, call us soon! / the local weapon trader / with your Super-Perforator."

Last Bully Herbig Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 28, 2007, 02:40:12 PM
That movie is quite idiotic... :)

But still better than (T)Raumschiff Surprise.


Last but it's watchable with a decent amount of alcohol consumed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 28, 2007, 03:03:07 PM
It's Bully Herbig, what do you expect?
I nonetheless like that song and its performance in the movie.

Last any echo Indians in here? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on March 28, 2007, 03:07:32 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 28, 2007, 09:55:12 AM
Quote from: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on March 27, 2007, 08:05:32 PM
Hmm... I've seen people put salt in beer to get rid of the CO2 and make it less gassy.

Why would anyone do that?

Salty beer? Without gas?

Last that sounds really stupid Post
The idea is that without gas, it doesn't fill you up as much.  This allows you to drink more beer in greater comfort.

Of course, the question remains whether more salty beer is better than less proper beer.

Quote from: Swatopluk on March 28, 2007, 11:04:21 AM
I think to drive out the CO2without heating  one would have to lower the pH or to precipitate it by adding hydroxides of second main group metals (Be, Mg, Ca, Sr, Ba).
But you're not talking about lowering the equilibrium level of CO2... fresh beer is definitely not in equilibrium.  You're talking about a mechanism (e.g. a catalyst, though I don't know if the term technically applies in this case) to help the beer achieve equilibrium more quickly.

Quote from: Swatopluk on March 28, 2007, 01:37:18 PM
Making poison gas is easier than to produce solid explosives.
Sometimes I have trouble NOT producing poison gas!

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 28, 2007, 03:52:26 PM
Quote from: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on March 28, 2007, 03:07:32 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on March 28, 2007, 01:37:18 PMMaking poison gas is easier than to produce solid explosives.
Sometimes I have trouble NOT producing poison gas!

Last bum humour is the best humour Post

Heh, I've personally achieved H2S concentrations considered Immediately Dangerous to Life and Health! 

Last 100 ppm Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 28, 2007, 03:55:42 PM
So, you admit being a rotten egg?

Last H2S is also explosive in the right mixture with oxygen Post
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Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on March 28, 2007, 04:04:35 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on March 28, 2007, 03:52:26 PM
Heh, I've personally achieved H2S concentrations considered Immediately Dangerous to Life and Health!
In that case, don't enter any confined spaces in Ontario.  The required precautions could be unpleasant for you:

Quote from: The Confined Space Regulations of The Ontario Occupational Health and Safety Act14.  The employer shall, in accordance with the relevant plan, ensure that each worker entering a confined space is adequately protected,

         (a)    against the release of hazardous substances into the confined space,

                        (i)    by blanking or disconnecting piping, or

                       (ii)    if compliance with subclause (i) is not practical in the circumstances for technical reasons, by other adequate means;

Last nobody's blanking or disconnecting my piping, thank you very much Post
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Post by: Aggie on March 28, 2007, 04:09:44 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on March 28, 2007, 03:55:42 PM
Last H2S is also explosive in the right mixture with oxygen Post

Heh, taken many an H2S safety course, and that's always the hazard everyone forgets.  However, even critically sour wells have a significant CH4 component and explosion hazards are inevitable.  I've heard that farts are significantly composed of H2 (g) - not sure if this is actually true, though.


Oh, and I am very much an egg (inverted twinkie), although if one considers specific nationalities, I maintain that kimchi mandu is a better descriptor.


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 28, 2007, 04:15:06 PM
But if the chemistry is in a sub position,it is necessary to use small font instead.

Last fart into the gas chromatrograph Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on March 28, 2007, 05:03:04 PM
I guess you need to use dominant chemistry, then.  Hmm?

Last Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 28, 2007, 05:11:28 PM
Not yet on the 5th level ;D (okay, who will get that joke?)

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Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 28, 2007, 07:39:46 PM
This discussion goes right past me...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 28, 2007, 08:45:18 PM
I swear, all you need is pure water and one of the pure alkaloids, and throw the alkaloid in, and it goes boom. the larger the atom, the bigger the explosion. they did it in this movie we watched last year

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Post by: Aggie on March 28, 2007, 08:49:55 PM
Heh, we did this in my buddy's back yard in college.... (big freakin' chunks of K)
It's just a very fast exothermic reaction (as are most explosions) - I think the boom is more or less from the water hitting boil very fast plus ignition of the produced hydrogen.

And used to get to 'demonstrate' thermite for the Grade 8s.


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Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on March 28, 2007, 08:55:15 PM
I believe there's still a large purply-pink stain on the ceiling of one of the science classrooms at my high school.  The teacher did that demonstration, but with phenothalein (sp?) in the water to show the change in pH (IIRC - I can't actully remember what phenothalein indicates now).  The whole thing went BLOOOSH!!!!! in a huge column of water.  After, he said, "whoops.  I think I used too much."   ;D

One of my high school chemistry books had a section on the properties of an interesting group of organic compounds and a little note (IIRC) about how they could react with some chemical (can't remember what, but wouldn't say on the interwebs) to form a nasty explosive.

On the facing page was a description of historical uses of the same group of chemicals, including certain lamps... and listed the easily-purchasable raw materials used in these lamps to produce the chemical in gas form.

Last it's only my pesky morals that keep me from being dangerous Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 28, 2007, 10:41:51 PM
All I did was a small smoke bomb.

And it wasn't in class...

And I don't think the neighbours liked the fact that the whole block was covered in smoke.


Last those were the days Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 29, 2007, 03:07:01 AM
um... there've been some egg stinkbombs at my school recently.

no explosions.

OH!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=nT9FGkK9IeY

I swear that was for a productive cause

I didn't do it, a friend did.

high-larity.

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Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 29, 2007, 06:02:28 AM
Last what is it with grown-ups and explosions Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 29, 2007, 07:35:36 AM
Last EEEEEWWWWW toxic smoke from burning computer monitors STINKS Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 29, 2007, 08:23:21 AM
Adults are the enforcers of the 2nd law of thermodynamics ;D
Last dat was an ohdaly discharge o' excessiff enagy, govana! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 29, 2007, 11:13:22 AM
I don't get it...

What is the 2nd law of thermodynamics?


Last is it somehow connected to sex? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 29, 2007, 11:46:46 AM
*snatchify*

last just taking it for the sake of taking it post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 29, 2007, 12:07:59 PM
2nd law of thermodynamics in popular form: The total disorder in the world has to increase and never shrinks. One has to put more efforts into reversing the effects of an exploding bomb than is needed to cause the explosion for example. 'tis easier to destroy than to build.
Last entropian and therefore dystopian Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 29, 2007, 01:34:19 PM
And I was hoping we would move back to the topic of German porn.

Last I need a topic that I know something about Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 29, 2007, 02:21:05 PM
Ok, do you prefer the Schwedinnen or the Lederhosen series ;)?
Last or Graf Porno bläst zum Zapfenstreich? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 29, 2007, 07:55:10 PM
Ya'ller creeps.

last were can I find some post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 29, 2007, 08:12:34 PM
crepes or ancient po(pco)rn?

Last full frontal amoeba nudity Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 29, 2007, 08:51:41 PM
I really don't have a preference anymore.

last imposed apathy post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 29, 2007, 09:14:17 PM
Hm, ever seen "The Year of the Sex Olympics"? (That's not a category 3 movie but a bleak BBC  TV play foreseeing the horror of Reality TV)

Last misleading title ;D Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 29, 2007, 09:36:04 PM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 29, 2007, 07:55:10 PM
Ya'ller creeps.

It could be worse.

Asians are more or less topping the Germans on gross porn movies at the moment.


Last ugh Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 30, 2007, 01:30:57 AM
Especially if you count drawn ones.

last I probably know more about this than I should post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 30, 2007, 04:48:03 AM
Yes, you probably do, and it's worrying the older ladies who worry about you. :o :o

Like you need a couple of spare Aunties peeking over your shoulder. :-* :-*

Last Don't worry, I tend to Mother everybody Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 30, 2007, 10:07:25 AM
Thirteen, the sweet memories...


Last I'm glad I'm not 13 anymore Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 30, 2007, 10:12:47 AM
14, ahem.

although *you* probably have soemthing specifically at 13.

but, I'm 14 now.

can't keep living in the past, can we?

last wants to be 7-years-old again
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 30, 2007, 11:08:19 AM
I thought it was sweet sixteen (or is that only for girls?).
Last No, a sextant is not a promiscuous aunt Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 30, 2007, 11:26:48 AM
Sorry Q for getting you age wrong... I completely forgot you are 14 now...

It could happen to anyone...


Last my youth left with my brain Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 30, 2007, 12:06:22 PM
Wir sind gesucht und angehalten, in Gegenwart von Minderjährigen von der Diskussion nicht fortpflanzungsorientierter Aktivitäten, die gewisse dem sonst dienenden Körperrregionen betreffen, abzusehen. Kurz: kein Quatschen übers Bumsen bitte.
Nicht daß wir jemanden sittlich gefährden würden aber das Forum könnte gesetzlichen Ärger bekommen (versteh' einer die Amis!?).

Last about that binge drinking.... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 31, 2007, 05:38:31 AM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 30, 2007, 10:12:47 AM

last wants to be 7-years-old again

Last You and me both, friend... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 31, 2007, 09:21:14 AM
Aaaaaah, the forum is available again. I got true withdrawal symptoms when I permanently got  server errors yesterday.

Last Brigadoon Monastery? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 31, 2007, 11:32:03 AM
Same problem here.

I almost threw my computer out of the window.


Last and I almost started drinking Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 31, 2007, 04:25:43 PM
Yeah, it wasn't happy, but I figured it would be fixed, went off, and did something else, and look, it's back again. yay.

I'm in Philadelphia, sort of forgot to mention I was going this weekend. I'll be back by tonight, and my sister brought her laptop, so um, really not much importance to posting this. I saw tut, but that's all we've really done so far.

last I want to go back home to my video games now please post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 31, 2007, 05:36:20 PM
Not much going on over here today, I see.

Why am I at home anyway? It's a beautiful day outside...


Last I better leave again Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 31, 2007, 08:39:02 PM
I got withdrawal too yesterday.

Last incidentally I was quite productive in my day job... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on April 01, 2007, 12:32:30 AM
well I'm back from Philadelphia. you guys probably wouldn't even have noticed if I hadn't said it.

not that that's a bad thing about you at all.

last you don't even care, do you post
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Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 01, 2007, 12:47:16 AM
What were you doing in Philadelphia?

Did you get to do anything fun, or just hang out at the hotel?

I'm always curious about 'going places' because I never get to go anywhere. :)

Last I'm going to Kentucky sometime in the future, though. Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on April 01, 2007, 04:27:59 AM
we just saw the Tut exhibit. Neither the sarcophagus itself nor the mummy were at the exhibit, but much of the artifacts were on loan from Cairo. it was fun, we also ate lunch on a ship, and saw some DuPont estate/garden/ridiculously huge house thing on  the way back.

but I'm happy to be back.

Last there is no subtext for this post post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 01, 2007, 04:45:04 AM
The only place I go is to sleep.

Last somnambulant Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 01, 2007, 09:06:27 AM
Time to invent the autopilot for sleepwalking.

Last Caligari Cabinet Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 01, 2007, 09:29:04 AM
Last night I got too drunk.


Last I went just out for one beer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 01, 2007, 10:10:00 AM
Got new glasses, effect probaly equals low level disorientation by alcohol.

Last but at least the view is sharp Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on April 01, 2007, 01:45:38 PM
ummm..... more noneventful goings on.

you guys need to start talking about something interesting.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 01, 2007, 02:10:14 PM
The problem is there's nothing interesting going on at the moment.

I'm trying to solve the problem of being tired and still a little drunk from last night and getting myself to start working on a paper in sociology that was due last week.


Last I have to be strong Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on April 01, 2007, 06:32:08 PM
OPSA!

YOU WEREN'T AT CHURCH!

argh!

last I grow impatient post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 01, 2007, 06:57:13 PM
Finished my sociology paper.

Now I'm hungry.

Last I'm going to make myself some pancakes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 01, 2007, 07:52:54 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 01, 2007, 09:29:04 AM
Last night I got too drunk.

Last night I intended to get too drunk, but didn't.  I did learn how to play Mah Jong, though.

Last waste of a expensive anti-hangover drink Post


Hmm... need to figure out how to get some of these to Kiyo....
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 01, 2007, 09:23:35 PM
Anti-hangover-drink?

There's only one thing that cures a hangover.

Another beer.


Last but you all probably know that Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 01, 2007, 11:10:05 PM
Actually, these are preventative (before or after drinking, but not the next day) and work unbelievably well.  If taken before drinking, they help you to drink more.... 


Last but the FDA would probably never let them be sold in the US Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 01, 2007, 11:24:13 PM
Drink more?

Sounds interesting if you want to do some kind of drinking contest. Or if you have enough money for all that alcohol. :)

If I want to drink more I have my own recipes: a spoon of vinegar can do miracles. It tastes awfully, but you really can drink much more. Never understood why.
Then there's a thing I learned while drinking Ouzo with Greeks. Drink plenty of water. I've never understood how they can drink tons of Ouzo without getting totally wasted, until I had the opportunity to drink with them. If you see Greeks drink, there's always water on the table. Water does miracles to the capacity.

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Post by: Aggie on April 01, 2007, 11:35:31 PM
Yes, I don't like the health or financial implications of being able to drink more, UNLESS you know you'll be drinking with more expert drinkers (not a factor for Kiyo!).

Water and enough sleep are the best hangover preventers. 

Interested on the vinegar, though, because that's what alcohol gets oxidised to.  Maybe it's a 'heads up' to your body of what's coming (I am an advocate of having ONE drink a few hours before going out drinking for the same purpose - get the enzymes working).  Do you use plain white vinegar?

Koreans use another technique, too... constant eating when drinking.  Can make for some spicy pukes, though.


Last anyways, my head doesn't hurt today Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 02, 2007, 01:09:45 AM
My head hurts without drinking (of the alcoholic variety). I don't think I have any stop-head-hurting cells left.

Last life without migraine pills is no life Post
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Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 02, 2007, 02:24:04 AM
Dan's in Tyler, Texas with no transmission on the car...

I'm in Somerville, with no transmission on the van.

When they disconnect the phone, we'll lose internet access as well, since it's through Verizon.

Not yet, but soon, I may be making my

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Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 02, 2007, 06:08:48 AM
Woke up this morning and though I'd pop in while having breakfast.

Quote from: Agujjim on April 01, 2007, 11:35:31 PM
Do you use plain white vinegar?

I don't know. I use the usual vinegar, I never thought about what kind. :)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 02, 2007, 08:32:42 AM
What effect would an intake of extra ADH (alcohol dehydrogenase) have?
Would it be toxic because the alcohol is oxidized too rapidly and the aldehyde/acid level gets too high or would the effect be beneficial?
Eat it or inject it in the latter case?
[Eating would probably be useless because ADH enzymes are extremly sensitive to non neutral pH values and denature very fast under these circumstances]

Last who let the chemist* in here? Post

*not the owner of the corner shop
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 02, 2007, 09:04:04 AM
Unfortunately I can't answer your question, because I have no idea what you are talking about.

If you would switch back to normal alcohol consumption.


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 02, 2007, 10:13:15 AM
Shutting down this PC for now.
Last Post until later this day.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 02, 2007, 02:49:41 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on April 02, 2007, 08:32:42 AM
What effect would an intake of extra ADH (alcohol dehydrogenase) have?
Would it be toxic because the alcohol is oxidized too rapidly and the aldehyde/acid level gets too high or would the effect be beneficial?
Eat it or inject it in the latter case?

If the acid levels got too high, you'd be pulling an instant barfer beer unless you did some serious hyperventilating. 

In any case, a drinker would be best served to augment their aldehyde dehydrogenase 2 levels and leave alone (or decrease slightly) the alcohol dehydrogenase levels - cheaper drunk with less hangovers.  I know several people who face the opposite: aldehyde dehydrogenase polymorphism = red face after one drink.


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on April 02, 2007, 03:35:02 PM
In the webcomic Questionable Content, the main character gets everyone to drink a glass of water if any of them get tanked (which has happened on  multiple occasions) so I always figured that would be useful.

I know you never really drink wine without food, so why would you drink beer without it? the beer an hour before drinking is something I'd not think of, yet makes perfect sense.

though I'm not too keen on vinegar, still don't quite understand it, or when one is supposed to use it.

I suppose I'll be well-prepared anyway for... seven years later.

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Post by: Aggie on April 02, 2007, 04:20:46 PM
Q, it's less common to eat *large* amounts of food when beer-drinking, simply because the volume of beer consumed is often too filling.  Pub-food tends to be greasy ('defoams' the beer) and salty (increases thirst and replaces lost electrolytes - beer makes you pee LOTS).  Cultures that drink hard alcohol instead of beer tend to go for more substantial anju*.  Personally, I like to pair beer with meals (at home - don't know of many places with equally good food and beer), and drink lesser amounts of better beer than to put down copious amounts of horse-piss - but it happens.

That glass of water is always a good idea - equally important is to START hydrated, so on your 21st birthday, drink your full 8 glasses before going for teh booze.  Oh, and to clarify...  drinking the 'first beer' an hour before will only start the drinking (takes about that long to metabolize) so if I'm using that technique it needs to be a lunch beer or even the night before.

I've also heard that for vodka drinkers, one way to protect your stomach is to eat a large piece of butter before drinking. 

But yeah, there's no rush to drink - random (sober) teenage silliness is much more fun than substance abuse any day, although a little caffeine sometimes helps  ;).  When you do start, learn to enjoy and appreciate small amounts of good stuff rather than take the usual (underage) new-drinker approach of choking down as much of the cheapest stuff possible.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 02, 2007, 04:40:12 PM
And do not try to make denatured alcohol drinkable. The stuff they put in it today may be less poisonous directly but will not be sufficiently removed by the usual methods.

Last I studied chemistry and I never even tried Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 02, 2007, 04:55:27 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on April 02, 2007, 04:40:12 PM
And do not try to make denatured alcohol drinkable. The stuff they put in it today may be less poisonous directly but will not be sufficiently removed by the usual methods.

What are the adulterants (methanol maybe - benzene is out of vogue this days AFAIK)?  I'm actually more interested at the potential for charcoal filtration to remove unintentional carryovers from high-test 'beverage' grain alcohols like Everclear (not a usual drinking alcohol, but it's the cheap option for several novelty/party projects like jello shooters or yucca flux).

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 02, 2007, 05:06:12 PM
In old batches there were pyridine and aniline (easily detectable by smell). Today it can be a wild mix of alcohols, ketones, ethers etc.
Check this (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verg%C3%A4llung) for a few more examples (the English equivalent is far less specific).
Anything below the level of chromatography seems pretty useless here.
As I said, don't even try!

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Post by: Aggie on April 02, 2007, 05:54:34 PM
Methyl-ethyl ketone... ugh!   No, I wouldn't even attempt it (and in any case, possession of lab-grade solvents is likely to get one under investigation for drug manufacture).

I'm not sure that Everclear is much better - plenty of congeners carry over during the distillation process I think (hard to get up to 190 proof!).  I've heard that charcoal filtration can greatly improve the taste and hangover-potential of very cheap vodkas, so I suspect it would be worth it for Everclear as well.

Last or just brew yer own beer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 02, 2007, 05:57:04 PM
Where are nanobots when one needs them? They should be perfect in sorting out the unwanted molecules.

Last and they should also work against hangovers Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 02, 2007, 06:18:56 PM
Fictional!  Your not a disciple of that Drexlerian gobbledygook, are you? ;)

But a synthetic aldehyde dehydrogenase that isn't easily denatured by low pHs should be achievable. 

In the meantime, I'll stick with my Dawn 808...
Wha?   It's already available in the US!
(http://www.glamiusa.com/images/character.gif)
http://www.glamiusa.com/about.html

Hmm... wonder if it's in Canada yet?  Might need to set up a street stall near the bar on the weekends....
Sort of - Canadian and German patents are in place.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on April 02, 2007, 08:49:01 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on April 02, 2007, 05:57:04 PM
Where are nanobots when one needs them? They should be perfect in sorting out the unwanted molecules.
Maxwell's demons are on strike, and the nanobots won't cross the picket line.

Last 1000th Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 02, 2007, 08:59:40 PM
I think the wind turbines in Pincher Creek are actually Maxwell's Demon Machines - how else does one explain both chinooks and Alberta clippers?

Last warm air for us, cold air for the US Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on April 02, 2007, 09:15:30 PM
Maybe they're the same temperature, but we think of them as "warm" and they think of them as "cold".  It could just be a matter of point of view.

Last like wandering around the Carolinas in a t-shirt in February getting odd looks from the locals Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 02, 2007, 09:40:38 PM
Pincher Creek also holds the record for fastest rate of temperature change in Canada.... in the neighbourhood of -20oC to +20oC in one hour.  I've seen Calgary do that, but it took 12-15 hours.
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Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 02, 2007, 11:26:00 PM
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on April 02, 2007, 11:54:06 PM
question: would putting vodka on the rocks instead of water in a sauna make you drunk, dead, or the same?

last innocent question post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 03, 2007, 08:46:52 AM
Could yield an explosive mixture if overdone. The alcohol would evaporate faster and is highly flammable. In the right mixture with air it could go booooom!
On the other hand alcohol is an irritant. You'd probably run out of the room pretty fast to get the bite out of your eyes and mucous membranes (imagine pouring hot aftershave on your face after shaving vigorously).

Last etheric death by experimental use of half a gallon oil of peppermint in the sauna Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on April 03, 2007, 01:27:26 PM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on April 02, 2007, 11:54:06 PM
question: would putting vodka on the rocks instead of water in a sauna make you drunk, dead, or the same?
You shouldn't really be drinking anything in a sauna, especially vodka, even if it's on the rocks.  It will dehydrate you even more.   ;D

Last and if we're having drinks on the rocks, I prefer scotch anyhow Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 03, 2007, 02:22:56 PM
To precify my above poster ;): not drinking anything of course means nothing alcoholic or otherwise diuretic (about everything with caffeine falls into that category).

Last have an IV ready Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on April 03, 2007, 02:39:01 PM
You also should not drink juices or soft drinks in the sauna, because if you spill them, you can make things sticky.

Last if I get the IV, can I keep my coffee?  Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 03, 2007, 02:58:00 PM
Vapourising alcohol will work in theory, but probably damage your lungs.  Ditto for caffeine.

Last You can keep your coffee, but it's going in via enema.  Beer goes in the catheter - it's American Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on April 03, 2007, 03:07:45 PM
I guess American beer going in that way would be one of those "circle of life" things, eh?  Going back from whence it came and all that?

Last now we just need Elton John to do a song about it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 03, 2007, 03:23:36 PM
I never drink....horsepiss ;D
Last Bela Beer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 03, 2007, 03:26:16 PM
Oh, Swato... thanks for supplying a word I was looking for in reference to Everclear - fusel.

Not common in English that I've heard, but will charcoal take it out?


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 03, 2007, 04:52:51 PM
Should depend on the nature of the fusel oils. According to wikipedia charcoal can be used to reduce the content as well as rectification. Either the author is very cautious or both methods are not suitable for really high purity. Permselective membranes are state of the art I think.

Last na dann klappt's ja vielleicht doch noch mit dem Brennspiritus ;)Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 03, 2007, 05:04:09 PM
Should be fine for a quick and dirty cleanup of shoddily distilled but nevertheless commercial-grade "beverage" moonshines.  I've heard of using a Brita filter to clean up vodka but I suspect it would do evil things to the cation exchange resins or at the least pull some plasticizers from the casing when using high-test.

Gotta find a good cheap charcoal source, or perhaps just manufacture my own.  The only thing I can think of that is available to the layperson is fish aquarium filters....

Last kitchen chemist Post


Oh, that reminds me... must order a set of test tubes for my spice collection. 
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 03, 2007, 05:19:16 PM
Be careful with the sort of charcoal. If it is not clean, it could actually release some nasty things. Better use a commercial brand that is certified for food processing.

Last is gun powder(the old-fashioned sort) safe for this, if the nitrate is removed ;D? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 03, 2007, 05:25:43 PM
Too sulphurous!  Good point on the charcoal, and a reason I wouldn't attempt to recycle an old Brita cartridge (all the nasties that went in would come back out).  Replacement charcoal for an under-the-counter water treatment system is probably the best bet, although I still think making a batch from clean wood (I know willow charcoal is recommended for pyrotechnics - also have some bamboo around, but not totally confident that it's not adulterated) is a viable option.  I'd also likely perform a good boiling-up with distilled water to clear any readily (water) soluble nasties out.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 03, 2007, 05:39:02 PM
Last screw charcoal, give me my whiskey Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 03, 2007, 05:41:54 PM
Some whisk(e)ys require charcoal for production, Kiyo....

Behind all this chemistry is the science of how to drink better cheap booze (for strange applications).


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 03, 2007, 06:05:30 PM
I got that.

But unless you manage to make cheap whiskey taste like Chivas Reagal, it really isn't interesting for me.


Last putting Chivas in a Ballantines bottle is not an option Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 03, 2007, 06:09:12 PM
This is more applicable to vodka... I've heard that it can make some cheap, nasty vodkas taste similar to more expensive charcoal-filtered brands (which generally have very little taste anyways).

It won't match an expensive vodka that has its own unique flavour though (if you are a real connoisseur), but might cut down on hangover potential.

Last might help make a cheap simulated soju, too...Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 03, 2007, 09:47:12 PM
Not a great fan of Vodka.

Don't know, I used to drink vodka, when I was a little younger, but now get sick of it after one single glass.

Last fortunately no similiar problem with tequilla, whiskey, slivovitz..... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 04, 2007, 07:25:15 AM
Choose your poison.....
(Drat, the movie is not available as region 2 DVD)

Last will captain invincible return again? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 04, 2007, 09:29:09 AM
Well, Captain America is dead, so maybe Captain Invincible should return soon. :)


Last what the hell am I talking about? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 04, 2007, 10:33:15 AM
About the silly US obsession with superheroes without a trace element of fashion sense?
Last long live Lederhosn-Man* Post

*No, not really. Actually: under no circumstances
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on April 04, 2007, 11:47:27 AM
not had the Last Post for AGES so I am keeping it

try getting past my super goat powers and unfashionable skin tight lycra suit to reclaim it!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 04, 2007, 12:18:59 PM
Time to goat your a-billy-ties!
Last ungoated Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 04, 2007, 12:36:39 PM
*Giving the goat some alcohol, getting him drunk and grabbing the last post.*


Last drunk goat Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 04, 2007, 01:41:41 PM
Aren't yo alcohol goated yourself?

Last goatesk Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on April 04, 2007, 08:09:35 PM
Is it considered DUI if you're riding a drunk horse, but you're sober?

Last legalistically confused Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 05, 2007, 12:04:50 AM
There could be more legal problems if the horse does not own a driving licence.


Last illegal legality Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 05, 2007, 12:14:31 AM
I've ridden on an elephant which was being driven by a drunk....  we were passing other elephants at high speed! 
It was a little scary...  he was :toasted:.



Last not sure about the elephant Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on April 05, 2007, 01:46:12 AM
Well, I know I wouldn't let a drunk guy ride me at high speed if I were sober.

Last oh my Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 05, 2007, 06:40:50 AM
Well, the drunk woman in Alabama that crashed her horse into a car got a DUI. I think she deserves a citation for endangering the animal as well.

Last Poor horsie Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 05, 2007, 08:57:38 AM
Was the horse drunk?


Last I don't want to go working today Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 05, 2007, 08:58:41 AM
I have heard that riding a cow herd over here needs a driving licence. The question is, are you allowed to use your cell phone while doing it (at least without a "hands-free" device [don't know the exact English term for that]).

Last phone riders in the sky Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 05, 2007, 09:03:29 AM
(http://www.davidsanger.com/images/greece/3-701-39.manwithphone.y.jpg)


Last donkey Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 05, 2007, 09:41:38 AM
"Donkey Riding"

[Chorus:]

Way hey and away we go
Donkey riding, donkey riding
Way hey and away we go
Ridin' on a donkey.

Was you ever in Quebec
Launchin' timber on the deck?
Where ya break yer bleedin' neck
Ridin' on a donkey!

[Chorus]

Was you ever 'round Cape Horn
Where the weather's never warm?
Wished to God you'd never been born
Ridin' on a donkey.

[Chorus]

Was you ever in Miramichi
Where ye tie up to a tree,
An' the girls sit on yer knee?
Ridin' on a donkey

[Chorus]

Was you ever in Fortune Bay
See the girls all shout, "Hooray!"?
"Here comes dad with ten weeks pay
Riding on a donkey."

[Chorus]

Was you ever in London-town
See the King he does come down?
See the King in his golden crown
Riding on a donkey

[Chorus]

Last I declare donkey day* Post

*Fitting, according to tradition Jesus rode into Jerusalem on this thursday of the year on a (female) donkey
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 05, 2007, 10:05:08 AM
Ugh, is it Easter already?

Last Happy Easter Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 05, 2007, 11:26:46 AM
Haven't you been attacked by the fluffy bunnies of doom yet

Last What, behind the rabbit? It Is the rabbit! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 05, 2007, 07:26:39 PM
Beware the fluffy donkeys of doom.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on April 05, 2007, 07:38:40 PM
And here they are!  Look (http://bp1.blogger.com/_zalzDzbK6dU/RfYcWltzPkI/AAAAAAAAAAc/D2d5P81KP6s/s1600-h/MXnonrallytraffic.jpg)!

Last after I took that picture, they sucked out my soul... twice Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 05, 2007, 08:06:56 PM
Oh my... There are so fluffyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...



Last where's my soul? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 06, 2007, 04:42:47 AM
It may be at the miniature donkey ranch next to Mom's apartment building.

Baby miniature donkeys are the worst soul suckers...

Last I want a miniature donkey Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: DaveL on April 06, 2007, 07:02:32 AM
Yarrgghh, but there's nuthin better than a good ass.

Last Whoops, I thought this was the 'Briny Fable' Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 06, 2007, 09:24:35 AM
Wait until you meet Donkey Kong

(http://f-mode.planets.gamespy.com/media/customemblems/kerrddar/donkey%20kong%20from%20donkey%20kong%202.gif)
http://f-mode.planets.gamespy.com/media/customemblems/kerrddar/donkey%20kong%20from%20donkey%20kong%202.gif
Last Mario-nic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 06, 2007, 02:47:01 PM
I'm pretty sure Mario was created on LSD or similiar drugs.

Who else would invent a fat Italian plumber that has to save a princess from a land full of mushrooms, turtles and flesh-eating flowers?


Last where is the weed? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 07, 2007, 04:20:14 AM
It was that Magic Mushroom tea...

Last What psilocybin mushrooms (growing in the pastures all over rural Texas), I don't see 'em!! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 07, 2007, 07:41:09 AM
Just woke up.

I don't want to do anything.

I have to make something for lunch for later and got to work.

Last I want to stay in bed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 07, 2007, 09:44:17 AM
Tried to sleep for 10 hours this night. Didn't really work.
Last all's not well Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on April 07, 2007, 04:36:49 PM
The bad part about that last one is
"tried to sleep" --  poor dear bet you knew it wasn't working the whole time.

LastI've been therePost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 07, 2007, 05:36:15 PM
Sleep is overrated anyway.

Last waste of precious drinking time Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 08, 2007, 09:08:56 AM
I hope you realize that a coma is no adequate ersatz for sleep

Last what about direct alcohol injection Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 08, 2007, 10:29:42 AM
I managed two hours sleep. Now it's daytime I am dosing off nicely.

Last subverted sleep Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 08, 2007, 10:49:52 AM
Don't overdose.

Last Hypnos ho tou Thanatou adelphos Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 08, 2007, 02:19:32 PM
Hey, you woke me up.

Last distubed sleep Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on April 08, 2007, 03:53:46 PM
Shhhhhh...

LastzzzzzzzzzzzzzPost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 08, 2007, 05:54:10 PM
Laawwwn!
YAawwwn!
YaSwwwn!
YaaTwwn!
YaawPwn!
YaawwOn!
YawwwwS!
YaawwwnT
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 08, 2007, 08:39:53 PM
Why is everybody talking about sleep?

I'm awake and that will stay that way!!!


Last at least for another few hours Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 09, 2007, 12:40:50 AM
I'm dead tired but I have to stay awake to eat.

Last desperately badly organised body functions Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 09, 2007, 01:53:08 AM
Why doesn't the fact that I have to go to work tomorrow not help me go to bed?


Last maybe sleeping on the floor is an option? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 09, 2007, 05:02:30 AM
I'll go to work for you if you'll go find a competent mechanic to fix the transmission on that stupid van for me.

Last wishful thinking Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 09, 2007, 09:38:11 AM
Had to repair my bed recently.
Last any craftsmen would go apoplectic about my methods Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 09, 2007, 11:20:00 AM
Let me guess, a lot of duct tape?


Last at least that's how I repair things Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on April 09, 2007, 03:20:37 PM
Psst... Kiyo... if you call it your "pressure-activated unidirectional bonding strip", it may impress people more.

Quote from: Sibling Chatty on April 09, 2007, 05:02:30 AM
I'll go to work for you if you'll go find a competent mechanic to fix the transmission on that stupid van for me.
If an incompetent mechanic will do I can make a trip down next weekend.   ;D
I can follow a Haynes manual... badly.

Last installation is the reverse of removal Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 09, 2007, 03:43:56 PM
I'm at work and bored...


Last boring Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on April 09, 2007, 07:11:42 PM
At least you don't have an unattended computer beeping at you continuously.


Last beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep
Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 09, 2007, 08:19:50 PM
Finally arrived from work and am now tired.

Last thinking what to do now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on April 09, 2007, 08:50:26 PM
At times like that, I usually have a cup of coffee.

Last or some Frogurt Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 09, 2007, 11:20:36 PM
I ususally watch a movie.

Which I did.

Now I am killing time before I get too tired to stay awake and go to sleep.

School time tomorrow and honestly, I'm not in the mood to go there.


Last I hate getting up early for finance accounting lecture Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 10, 2007, 12:12:36 AM
OOOOH!! Watch a movie!! Excellent idea!

Last Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Post

Depp, Depp, Depp and frogurt.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 10, 2007, 01:45:15 AM
Last I do miss Teripie Post

This Last Post is dedicated to Teripie
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on April 10, 2007, 02:40:48 AM
Yes, I miss Terapie too.

But I am assuaging my sorrows with a slice of cake, and frogurt.

Last yummy post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 10, 2007, 03:17:31 AM
BTW, where is Teripie? I recall a post of her saying that her computer died or something related a while ago. Does anyone know?

Last perhaps we can figure out something Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 10, 2007, 05:44:11 AM
I'm going to e-mail her again...

Last E'ing Teripie shortly Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 10, 2007, 08:52:20 AM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 09, 2007, 11:20:00 AM
Let me guess, a lot of duct tape?

That was the first stage. Later (about a week) I had to use a bit of metal to reinforce it.

Last a broken bed is worse than a broken computer if you can't replace either Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 10, 2007, 08:58:13 AM
There's always the possibility of sleeping on the floor.


Last soft soft bed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 10, 2007, 10:28:31 AM
Not enough floor left.
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 10, 2007, 02:03:42 PM
I suffer from lack of floor too.

Last More Floor Action Group Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 10, 2007, 02:32:09 PM
I suffer from lack of sleep.

And tonight won't get any better.

Last poker night is planned Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 10, 2007, 03:16:07 PM
Does your fireplace need so much caring for or will you meet Susan Sto-Helit?

Last deliberate misunderstanding Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 11, 2007, 07:36:26 AM
Something seems to be stuck here. The statistics still claim that Kiyoodle has the Last Post despite me having it for several hours now.

This is the LAST POST!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 11, 2007, 07:41:30 AM
I'll have to survive an upcoming sociology class.

I hope I don't fall asleep...


Last or maybe that wouldn't be such a bad idea Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 11, 2007, 12:39:51 PM
If nobody notices it (don't snore and keep your eyes open)....

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on April 11, 2007, 02:31:26 PM
I once fell asleep in a first-year university algebra lecture.  I woke up when I heard the professor's voice saying "will you please leave!"

I opened my eyes to see him standing right next to me... looking across the lecture hall at two guys who had been making noise.

Last freaked me right out Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 11, 2007, 03:52:05 PM
Algebra? You didn't went directly to calculus?

Last I was stressed out enough with my calculus to sleep in class Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on April 11, 2007, 04:17:54 PM
Oh, I had calculus too.  Can't stuff enough math into the head of an undergrad, right?

Last maybe if I stuff enough in, it'll push the memory of my Prof's "Eigenvalue dance" out (shudder) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 11, 2007, 05:52:03 PM
Well, it's difficult to remain unnoticed in a small class with around ten people there.


Last although it's achievable Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on April 11, 2007, 06:17:04 PM
As long as you keep your prof distracted, you should be okay.  Just get one of the other students to point out the window and shout "Hey!  What's that over there?!" whenever your prof goes to look your way.

Last 100% chance of success, I tell you Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 11, 2007, 06:21:18 PM
I was the master of a classroom stealth-sleep technique which consists using your left hand to prop up your head and shield your eyes (makes you look as if your are concentrating on your book/papers) while holding your pen in your right hand, in a writing position. 

Lastbut I sometimes dropped my pen Post

PS - could also take lecture notes in high school with my eyes closed and brain on auto-transcribe....  couldn't always read them afterwards, though...   ::)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on April 11, 2007, 06:39:51 PM
My classroom stealth-sleep technique was sitting way in the back and trying not to call attention to myself.

Last couldn't take notes that way, though, not even illegible ones Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 11, 2007, 08:54:22 PM
I never was able to take notes.

I always do something else while in lectures.

And if necessary, I know the people, who always take notes.


Last unfotunately it's not the hot ones that do so Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 11, 2007, 09:07:29 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 11, 2007, 08:54:22 PM
Last unfotunately it's not the hot ones that do so Post

They are usually the ones who need to copy notes or answers, and will use their hotness to do so, which is why it's important to take notes. I didn't mind my papers being ogled in high school (works both ways) ;)

Last applied research in symbiotic relationships Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 12, 2007, 08:37:54 AM
Nerdy notes in exchange for hot harridans is sevenploitation ;D

Last eh, harridan may be the wrong word in this context ;), maybe Hiltonoids would be better Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 12, 2007, 10:18:49 AM
I can't turn my brain on.


Last braindead Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 12, 2007, 11:37:04 AM
You have to put the crank into the other ear and turn counter-clockwise!

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on April 12, 2007, 01:19:56 PM
Maybe pour some coffee in a handy orifice first.

Last my favourite for coffee is the mouth, but different strokes for different folks, right? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 12, 2007, 01:44:09 PM
For unusual openings used for poisoning cf. Hamlet.

Last I thought poisoning someone's ear had a less literal meaning Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 12, 2007, 07:49:32 PM
Better than cutting the ear off, I say...


Last van goghian Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 12, 2007, 07:52:53 PM
Rather dead than earless?

Last besides he was crazy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 12, 2007, 07:58:05 PM
None of both is the option I am running for.


Last where's my nose? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on April 12, 2007, 08:01:46 PM
You're running for your nose?  Don't you have things backward?

Last call me Tycho Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 12, 2007, 08:03:54 PM
My stomach kept me up all night.

Last ouch ouch Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 12, 2007, 08:08:10 PM
Poor Griffin.


Last I hate stomach ache Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 12, 2007, 08:31:46 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 12, 2007, 07:58:05 PM
None of both is the option I am running for.


Last where's my nose? Post

You might ask Mr.Gogol. He reported on the case, I think.

Last 'twas a career nose Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on April 12, 2007, 09:16:21 PM
Last return of the prodigal last poster Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 12, 2007, 09:27:42 PM
Found my nose.

It was stuck in the fridge.

Didn't find any food though...


Last does anybody read this stuff anyway? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on April 12, 2007, 09:57:43 PM
That a good place to keep it.  Helps it stay fresh.

Last nope, not a word Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 12, 2007, 11:19:44 PM
But it can catch flu in there...


Last sneeze Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 13, 2007, 12:49:51 AM
S'not funny to sneeze in the fridge, because...s'not.

Last If your nose runs and your feet smell, you're built upside down. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 13, 2007, 12:56:50 AM
Isn't then time to follow your nose?

Last or not? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 13, 2007, 08:40:31 AM
Quote from: Sibling Chatty on April 13, 2007, 12:49:51 AM
Last If your nose runs and your feet smell, you're built upside down. Post

You may belong to this family of animals
(http://www.krimmer.at/nasling/images/NasobemLyr.gif)
http://www.krimmer.at/nasling/images/NasobemLyr.gif

Last Stümpke Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 13, 2007, 09:25:20 AM
Are they some close relatives of the Cthulu?


Last my feet smell... but my nose has a life on his own Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 13, 2007, 12:06:13 PM
Nope, they were already decribed by Christian Morgenstern ("Das Nasobem") and are of earthly origin, not star-spawn.

Last beware tyrannonasus imperator Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 13, 2007, 12:39:21 PM
We should get some of those for the monastery and see if they get along with the squidlings.


Last tentacle Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 13, 2007, 02:36:00 PM
(http://nsm1.nsm.iup.edu/rgendron/plate04a.gif)(http://www.krimmer.at/nasling/images/Tyrann.gif) (http://www.udel.edu/chem/white/C647/snouter3.jpg)
As long as they induce not this behaviour
(http://www.huge-entity.com/blogger3/wiki-squid.jpg)

Last Rhinogradentia Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 13, 2007, 04:27:00 PM
Coincidentally found this on another forum:
(http://www.badastronomy.com/pix/bablog/2006/cthulhu_kitty.jpg)

Last revenge of cathulu Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 13, 2007, 05:04:07 PM
Here, get a napkin(?).
(http://images.cafepress.com/product/84336390v4_240x240_Front.jpg)
http://images.cafepress.com/product/84336390v4_240x240_Front.jpg

Last keep your primaeval kitty clean Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 13, 2007, 08:40:50 PM
Meh... instead of this:
(http://www.lala.com/frontend/servlet/UserImageServlet?userToken=25612@10520)
I like this better:
(http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l252/anon1mat0/Billythulu.jpg)
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Last squidly Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 13, 2007, 09:56:49 PM
An interesting thing would be cthulhu on a plane...


Last there's a MF Cthulhu on a MF plane Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 13, 2007, 10:43:44 PM
Wouldn't it be the other way around?

Last Cthulhu was hungry Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 14, 2007, 07:54:17 AM
That is the big mistery...


Last music in my head Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 14, 2007, 09:23:25 AM
I think the plane has not yet been built that would be large enough to store Cthulhu inside.
Btw, it is not clear whether he can fly by himself. The wings are a bit tiny but one never knows with those half-dragons.

Last He has been seen only walking and swimming until now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 14, 2007, 05:31:42 PM
Maybe the new Airbus is actually built for the Cthulhu...


Last who knows Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 14, 2007, 06:04:41 PM
It must be summer. The summer term is about to start. And in any case it is apparently 70F. It must must be summer. Where are the April showers?

Last why is my holidat coursework undone? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 14, 2007, 07:50:24 PM
I'm glad there are no showers.

I love the sun.

I love this weather.

One can lie in the sun and not do anything.


Last if only I didn't have to work and do things for school Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 14, 2007, 10:33:47 PM
Why is it warmer there than here? We're MUCH farther south.

Last I'm wearing a jacket and SHOES in the house!! What's up with that? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 14, 2007, 10:36:32 PM
It's around 20oC around here during day.

And 15 during night... That is now.


Last knock on wood that it stays that way Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 14, 2007, 11:04:35 PM
I don't believe it has been 70F here today. I've been wrapped up in fluffy warm things. I believe it was just a rumour put out by the BBC.

Last farewell Kate Middleton Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 15, 2007, 08:58:16 AM
25°C announced for today and no rain before Tuesday (at predicted 17°C).

Last I prefer about 20°C and don't like >25°C Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 15, 2007, 09:02:51 AM
Same thing around here.

"Sun is shining, the weather is sweet, yeah
Make you wanna move your dancing feet now"


Last Bob Marley Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 15, 2007, 09:51:54 AM
Not a dancer by inclination. It's sinful ;D. OK, I don't like it and wouldn't dance even if it were sinful.

Last walking is enough Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 15, 2007, 12:22:23 PM
It was a 24C prediction that caught me out. I shall cling to my fluffy warm things. I am not getting duped twice.

Last weather cynic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on April 15, 2007, 03:46:17 PM
At last I win!!!!!!
The last you know what is mine---
see you all got distracted by the weather and let me sneak up behind you


Last total smegging nonsensePost


btw I still think Craig Charles is HOT!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 15, 2007, 05:38:55 PM
Anything cracked should feel hot, especially if it's the burning stove.

Last even more nonsense Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 15, 2007, 08:22:23 PM
Are you saying that when you're on crack, you feel like a burning stove?

Or when you burn like a stove you feel like on crack?

Last more and more nonsence Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 16, 2007, 06:55:52 AM
Last Resisting the urge to go drag Swato to a good South Texas roadhouse, get him a little tipsy and teach him to dance a 'different' kind of dancing that really IS considered sinful. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 16, 2007, 07:15:43 AM
Where can I get tickets to Texas???


Last I want to dance Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 16, 2007, 09:12:12 AM
Quote from: Sibling Chatty on April 16, 2007, 06:55:52 AM
Last Resisting the urge to go drag Swato to a good South Texas roadhouse, get him a little tipsy and teach him to dance a 'different' kind of dancing that really IS considered sinful. Post

You'll need a lot of dragging to get me there before the whole place (Texas) hasn't been exorcized and frankincensed properly (and the temperature lowered sufficiently).

Last Start with that place in Crawford, raze it to the ground and sow Epsom salt Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 16, 2007, 09:55:33 AM
I feel like dancing right now.

Anyone care for a dance?


Last I'm hyperactive Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 16, 2007, 11:30:48 AM
Do you need the edge of a volcano crater for that?

Last or a congress? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 16, 2007, 01:52:25 PM
The Stonehenge would be just fine...


Last dancing naked in the moonlight Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 17, 2007, 05:12:31 AM
Swato, Crawford's a movie set. He never saw the place before the inauguration, and it'll be up for sale as soon as he's out of office and heads for South America to avoid extradition. It's actually an old pig farm that's getting a chance to 'work off' the pollution from the former use. There's no stock at the "ranch", just brush that they re-plant so he can go hack at something for the cameras. He's afraid of horses and cattle both. Why damage the land? It didn't do anything. Poppy and Bar?? THEM we could burn to the ground, no loss.

Last Don't blame Texas, that asshole is from Connecticut. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 17, 2007, 08:56:39 AM
I know that but the Evil One must be purged where he manifests prominently ;).
If there is to be a Lustration it should be performed in Texas by Texans.
This of course does not exclude the goal of going after the Abushinables and Chain-eyeds wherever they try to dwell with their ill-gotten gains.
Btw, Epsom salt would not spoil the land. It is actually a valuable part of fertilizers for useful crop like potatoes or tomatoes.

Last just occasionally I am for slash and burn to make a statement Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 17, 2007, 09:26:12 AM
Braindead again...

I'll have to stop drinking, or I will probably have a serious problem...


Last probably still having some alcohol in my blood right now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 17, 2007, 09:57:02 AM
A certain amount is normal but I am not certain how much.

Last drink fruit juice and a zero tolerance control will get you nonetheless Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 17, 2007, 06:09:46 PM
Do you think it is possible to get some alcohol out of fruit juice?

If not, I'll find a way...


Last am I an alcoholic yet? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 17, 2007, 06:18:05 PM
Yes of course.... just leave it out or add some yeast!
It's normally called "wine".  :mrgreen:


Last alcohol - the irrepressable depressant! Post


Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 17, 2007, 06:22:34 PM
Leave it in contact with air until the smell changes to sour. With orange juice wait until it begin sto take the characteristics of a carbonated beverage (shake it slightly. If you can hear the characteristic sound, it has started).
Juices with sugar in them might be faster than those without.
This will suffice to get you into traffic control trouble in some countries (those that take your driving licence away when they find your alcohol level to be > 0.00) but also may cause indigestion.

Last Brummschädel auf Bestellung Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 17, 2007, 09:33:21 PM
I'm glad I don't have a car then...


Ok, I wish I could afford a car.

I'm pretty sure I would be drinking less in that case.


Last but alcoholic orange juice would probably taste awfully Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 18, 2007, 07:50:26 AM
Aber vmtl. nicht so mies wie Orangenschnaps (was nicht viel heißen will).

Last schnapps with ev'rything Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 18, 2007, 11:35:29 AM
I'm feeling sick already... ;D


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 18, 2007, 01:41:27 PM
Oh!

Last Magenbitter Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on April 18, 2007, 06:28:55 PM
Curse my lack of language skills.

The extent of my German is "nicht schießen!", "Ein Bier, bitte", and "Ich bin ein Ausländer. Ich verstehe nicht."

Last I thank Steve McQueen for the first phrase Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 18, 2007, 07:48:34 PM
Well, those are basically the most important phrases you'll need in Germany.

If you intend to travel to Europe, you should learn them in all the possible languages. Especially the second one.


Last une biere s'il vous plaît Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 18, 2007, 08:13:59 PM
Maekju, chusayo!  ;D

Last dos cervezas, por favor Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on April 18, 2007, 08:14:23 PM
J'ai suivi les courses de francais jusqu'a le fin de lycee... mais pendant les dix ans passee, j'ai oulblie beaucoup de que j'ai apprendi (et mon ordinateur n'a pas les cles pour les accents).

And I finished beginner Spanish.  I can say things like "mi coche es descompuso.  Perdi mi rueda"  And "soy alergico a los mariscos" (though I'm actually not).

Last una cerveza, por favor Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on April 19, 2007, 01:59:15 AM
gah. pherghp.

last post

(I don't know why I even try anymore)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 19, 2007, 07:11:20 AM
Because you held the Last Post for about 6 hours, that's why!!

Then I got it.

Last Post

;D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 19, 2007, 09:07:33 AM
Our Qwerty is still on top at TOP (I checked a few days ago, I hope without HER noticing).

Last matertera, peccavi* Post

*Aunty, I have sinned
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 19, 2007, 09:56:47 AM
Quote from: LambiJ'ai suivi les courses de francais jusqu'a le fin de lycee... mais pendant les dix ans passee, j'ai oulblie beaucoup de que j'ai apprendi (et mon ordinateur n'a pas les cles pour les accents).

I have a similiar problem. I was at a French lycee for three years, had my final exams in French and all. But in the past three years, I haven't spoken much French.

I met a few French guys a month ago and started to speak with them and I noticed that I had some difficulties with it (although I was drunk and that's when I speak all the languages of the world).

The interesting thing was that they said they wouldn't notice that I'm not French. They'd say I'm from the South of France somewhere, Marseille or similiar.


Last frenchy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 19, 2007, 10:10:40 AM
Although I had French at school it was not to much effect. I'd be more likely to get results with Latin (or even {written} classic Greek) than with French.

Last Ubi lupanar? Ubi taberna sita? Potesne describere viam, Britannica lingua praeferente Post

Where is the brothel? Where is the inn located? Could you descibe the way, in English preferentially
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 19, 2007, 11:03:44 AM
Quote from: SwatoWhere is the brothel? Where is the inn located? Could you descibe the way, in English preferentially

Those are very useful questions.

If you come here, I will show you the way.


Last to the inn of course, I don't know where the brothels around here are Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on April 19, 2007, 11:56:16 AM
actually I only stopped by in TOP to bother someone, and I think I had to leave it logged in for the whole day.

seriously, just check recent posts.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 19, 2007, 12:03:09 PM
That would mean that TOP is not turning a duke-dom?

Last We have achieved just about as many posts here yet as you and duke have at TOP, Qwerty Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on April 19, 2007, 02:56:23 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 19, 2007, 09:56:47 AM
I met a few French guys a month ago and started to speak with them and I noticed that I had some difficulties with it (although I was drunk and that's when I speak all the languages of the world).

I've tried to speak French when I'm in Quebec.  The general reaction I get is indistinguishable from the reaction I'd get if I had a lobster on my head.

Last but Quebecois French is a strange animal Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 19, 2007, 03:32:57 PM
At least I could have had a talk with French (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_French%2C_1st_Earl_of_Ypres) without a language barrier at the time.

Last was it a friendly gesture that the head of the British troops send to France in WW1 had that name? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 19, 2007, 06:30:34 PM
Of course it's better than to send Johnny English there...


Last beanish Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on April 20, 2007, 03:03:06 AM
yeah, I've still got a good 9000 more posts than him. he doesn't seem very active anymore, but I didn't look that hard. mostly hangs out in the misc/games/silly sections.

last w00t post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 20, 2007, 05:39:31 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk

size=3pt]*[/size]Aunty, I have sinned

There is no sin in curiosity. There is no sin in visiting TOP. There is only sin in going along with stupid people because they're bullies or fools with power.

Last Post, with explanation.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 20, 2007, 09:13:28 AM
Praised be our revered and venerable Auntie (can't be said often enough)!

Of course the motive is the main thing, at least if one does not follow the school of the absolute objectivists, divine section, that only look for the act(if it serves the condemnation :().

Last beware of the "I am more humble than thou, therefore thou art my inferior" crowd Post*

*This is not aimed at anybody here (except maybe myself ;))

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 20, 2007, 12:04:01 PM
We all sin from time to time.

Even those who say they don't, they sin as well.

Everybody sins in some way or the other.


Last nobody can remain sinless all his life Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on April 20, 2007, 12:37:44 PM
is it really a sin if you don't care or repent (or believe in sins)?

Last what now? post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 20, 2007, 01:49:45 PM
The standard answer is: If you have any concept of right or wrong then certain actions of yours can be declared sins even under a strict(i.e. narrow) standard.

Last if you really think it is wrong to wear pink socks then you would commit a sin wearing them Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 20, 2007, 06:36:41 PM
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints


Last devilish Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 20, 2007, 08:08:33 PM
Sin is a loaded word. Harm is a much accurate word.

Last Oh my, did I made a serious post here? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on April 20, 2007, 08:18:07 PM
Just thinking: how often is "accurate" an accurate word?

Last Hmmm Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on April 20, 2007, 09:15:02 PM
how often is....

yeah, I got nothing.

last burned out post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on April 20, 2007, 09:29:54 PM
Could be worse: you could be a caffeine addict who's out of coffee.

Last woe is me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on April 21, 2007, 02:16:29 AM
could be worse.

you could have Ebola.

mmm... best way to rig a fight, get a rusty nail which probably has tetnis and lace it with Ebola.

:D

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 21, 2007, 03:31:40 AM
Hey Q, :woot: :woot: :woot:

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 21, 2007, 08:20:25 AM
 :dragon: :dragon: :dragon: :dragon:



Last :scared: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 21, 2007, 09:20:45 AM
That calls for draconic measures!

Last Off with his tail! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on April 21, 2007, 03:10:56 PM
that's... really rather gory.

last macabre post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 21, 2007, 07:51:25 PM
Al Gorey?


Last love the new smileys Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on April 22, 2007, 03:39:36 AM
gah. did anyone see Al Gore on the oscars?

I know it was a while ago but still,

GAHHH!!!

~Qwerty
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 22, 2007, 07:31:04 AM
I'm more of an Edward Gorey person, but Al Gorey'd be a good president. After all, we elected him in 2000, so he ought to get to serve.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Gorey
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_gore

Last artistically political Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 22, 2007, 09:21:08 AM
Clooney for President (or at least Chief Justice on SCOTUS)*

Last Post

*spot the Al Gore connection!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 22, 2007, 09:42:45 AM
I even think Clooney would be a good president.

And a pet pig would look better in the white house than all those dogs and cats that have been there in the past years.


Last beam me up Scotty Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 22, 2007, 06:05:49 PM
As long as nobody proposes Miss Piggy for president.
Imagine Fozzie as presidential spokesbear :o
And someone keep Animal out of the Pentagon!

Last It's the Muppet US Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 22, 2007, 06:36:17 PM
I shouldn't be worrying about that.

The muppets would never get elected.

They have all been struggling with their fame, Miss Piggy ended up a prostitute, Kermit is on rehab, etc.


Last breaking the children's dreams Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 22, 2007, 06:45:05 PM
Gorgon Heap will take Cheney's place when the time has come.

Last President Uncle Deadly Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 23, 2007, 02:03:46 AM
Lots of politicians are in their Last Posts Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on April 23, 2007, 02:47:12 AM
Quickly sneaks in a nicks off with Last Post, runs away yelling...

"It's mine!  All mine, I tell you!  You'll never get it away from me now... Nya ha ha ha haaaaaarrr...."

Last megalomaniac Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 23, 2007, 08:56:56 AM
Unfortunately you ran into Quayle hunting Chain-eye and got a load of Pearl S. Buck-shot into the gills. Now the Last Post is up for takings and I will raise to the occasion and then Duffy Duck out of Ford Dodge with it.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 23, 2007, 05:54:22 PM
Last tired to write anything Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 23, 2007, 06:00:37 PM
Have a dose of caffeine (aber nicht aus der Dose)

Last get the dose before you doze Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 23, 2007, 06:06:51 PM
Don't drink coffee...

I guess I'll have a Red Bull...


Last I hope it gets better Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 24, 2007, 09:03:39 AM
Caffeine is not limited to coffee and I have heard that Red Bull tastes like boiled jelly babies.

Last Du wärst mehr was für den Blauen Bock ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 24, 2007, 11:18:09 AM
I don't know how boiled jelly babies taste like but I like the taste of Red Bull.

Don't know why.

And it really helps me stay awake sometimes.

Last I basically passed my final exams at high school thanks to red bull Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 24, 2007, 12:31:07 PM
Did it trample the examiners ;)?

Last Battle of Red Bull Run Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 24, 2007, 05:49:24 PM
Unfortunately not.

But I had to do something to stay awake during the exams, as I was drunk every night and hung-over every morning.

I just used too much gin-tonic to handle the stress. But I think it helped a lot. I wasn't stressed and ended among the best five of the class.


Last I couldn't believe it myself when I got the results back Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 24, 2007, 06:25:24 PM
So, the gin worked as a tonic nevertheless?

Last and what about the lemon Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on April 24, 2007, 09:11:25 PM
Still running, sorta.

Last but don't call my car a "lemon" Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 24, 2007, 09:16:39 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 24, 2007, 05:49:24 PM
But I had to do something to stay awake during the exams, as I was drunk every night and hung-over every morning.

Hold up...  do I have this backwards?  I always used the caffeine to stay awake at night to study, and drank in the morning during the exam...    ??? ;D

and in class on birthdays

Last not just orange juice - now with 20% more Everclear! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 25, 2007, 08:08:05 AM
Drink Whiskola! (ask Lemonade Joe for retail details)

Last even in case of clinical death Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 26, 2007, 08:54:35 AM
Quote from: Agujjim on April 24, 2007, 09:16:39 PM
Hold up...  do I have this backwards?  I always used the caffeine to stay awake at night to study, and drank in the morning during the exam...    ??? ;D

and in class on birthdays

That's what I do at the university. ;D


Last inspiring Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 26, 2007, 09:11:38 AM
For optimum performance use our direct multi-channel injector that will feed the right mixture of caffeine, tranquillizer, adrenaline and testosterone etc. for every possible situation (painless suicide option only on personal demand).

Last Hey, I want to drink the stuff. Otherwise it's no fun Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 26, 2007, 11:40:50 AM
You forgot the pheromones.


Last where would we be without them? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 26, 2007, 12:40:03 PM
Hippopotamuses and certain moths use the same pheromone. Do the same repellants work too?

Last stampeded by moths is as embarrassing as by sloths Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on April 26, 2007, 01:53:16 PM
I have found that mothballs keep hippopotami away nicely.  I have never heard of a hippopotamus being found in any house around here that puts out mothballs.

Last I'm sure the fact I'm in North America has nothing to do with it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 26, 2007, 03:42:12 PM
That joke is canonical, so I tried to avoid it as superfluous.

LasT how many hippopotamuses equal a moth? PosT
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 26, 2007, 03:52:51 PM
I don't use mothballs but still don't have trouble with hippos.

What does that mean?


Last hippofree home Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on April 26, 2007, 03:59:17 PM
You probably haven't noticed them yet.  It's likely you have house hippos (http://www.cca-kids.ca/psa/house_hippo_wmv.html).  They hide in the walls and only come out at night.

Last I really like that video Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 26, 2007, 04:57:30 PM
Hippos can get pretty nasty
(http://www.dvdresurrections.com/images/Meet_The_Feebles_Mini_Poster.jpg)
http://www.dvdresurrections.com/images/Meet_The_Feebles_Mini_Poster.jpg

Last Hell hath no fury like a hippo with a machine gun. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 26, 2007, 06:29:02 PM
Those hippos have to be fought with the special hippo-bubble-gun:

(http://www.made-in-china.com/image/2f0j00PBeEfAaHOtWCM/Hippo-Look-Bubble-Gun-Toys-MJ-HM-.jpg)

Last hippos hate bubbles Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 27, 2007, 02:17:35 AM
Once I got rid of the mud pools, the hippos all left.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 27, 2007, 09:10:53 AM
That gun looks utterly perverse. That is a toy for children? Hippo with pants down and the trigger located..eh..anatomically?
Another proof of the insidious homosexual agenda to pervert the innocent brats ;)?

Last Not in fron to the children, dear. It might divert them from their sniper training Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 27, 2007, 10:57:24 AM
But it's soooooooo cute...


Last ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 27, 2007, 01:39:31 PM
I barely avoided a really bad pun.

Last Battle of Aigospotamoi Post
Hm, Battle of Goat River should be interesting to some ;D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 27, 2007, 03:30:07 PM
Don't avoid the puns.

They're always fun...

Last I'm at work and should be doing something Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 27, 2007, 10:03:41 PM
Make a break and eat a bun!

Last and don't run amok with a gun Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 28, 2007, 12:20:56 AM
Unless it's a hippo-bubble-gun.

You can run amok with that one without causing any real harm.


Last bubbles, weeeeeee Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 28, 2007, 08:10:44 AM
Quote from: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on April 26, 2007, 03:59:17 PM
You probably haven't noticed them yet.  It's likely you have house hippos (http://www.cca-kids.ca/psa/house_hippo_wmv.html).  They hide in the walls and only come out at night.

Last I really like that video Post

That video reminds me of discussing hippopotamice with E.Raser.

Last Strange Italian Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 28, 2007, 09:28:22 AM
Parturiunt montes nascitur hippopotamus?

Last Nilpferd Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 28, 2007, 10:35:07 AM
Yo no hablo latino.


Last je ne parle pas cette longue Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 28, 2007, 12:16:56 PM
Original: Parturiunt montes, nascitur ridiculus mus
Translation: The mountains are in labour and born is (just) a risible mouse.
My version was a take on the hippopotamice.
The verse is famous for its "high" beginning and its monosyllabic ending that stays in stark contrast to the expectations awakened.

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 29, 2007, 02:38:11 AM
Just came home from a party and can't sleep.

I thought I'd just take the last post.


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 29, 2007, 06:29:03 AM
Just god disturbing news and can't sleep. Taking the Last Post and panicking!!!

Last distraught Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 29, 2007, 08:52:30 AM
I hope it is not health related :hug:

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 29, 2007, 09:21:38 AM
I hope that too...


Last hopefull Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 29, 2007, 10:42:25 AM
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws. The Hingefreel people of Arkintoofle Minor did try to build spaceships that were powered by bad news but they didn't work particularly well and were so extremely unwelcome whenever they arrived anywhere that there wasn't really any point in being there.

Last Douglas Adams Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 29, 2007, 09:05:41 PM
Not health related. Worse. Money related.

Last frustrated Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 29, 2007, 09:23:58 PM
Ouch...

Hopefully it all works out.


Last :hug: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 30, 2007, 09:49:09 AM
Wie man sieht, die Lage ist fatal.
Da hilft nur noch eins: Ein Banküberfall!

Last EAV Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 30, 2007, 04:50:11 PM
IF money is the root of evil why has no government banned it?

Last simplistic politics Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on April 30, 2007, 04:53:52 PM
Because government is evil?

Last anarchistic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 30, 2007, 09:43:19 PM
The postal system definitely appears to be.... 

Last all's well that ends well Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on May 01, 2007, 05:12:15 AM
YAY YAY YAY YAY :D :D :D :D :D :D

Last Relieved beyond belief Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 01, 2007, 09:21:05 AM
Did you get a bad news neutralizer?

Last hopeful Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 01, 2007, 08:55:29 PM
Last I can't sober up but I start to recognize things Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on May 02, 2007, 02:11:51 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 01, 2007, 09:21:05 AM
Did you get a bad news neutralizer?

Last hopeful Post

Yes. Things are where they should have been, not lost, so the panic is over.

Last Yeah, I'm a worrier, but it's all better now. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 02, 2007, 07:44:36 AM
Are your dogs cat worriers?

Last and is that a Good Omen? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 02, 2007, 11:00:35 AM
I have to go pay my rent.  :(


Last that money could be so better spent on clothes and alcohol Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 02, 2007, 11:06:20 AM
With enough alcohol many would consider the clothes unnecessary.

Last orgyologic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 02, 2007, 02:49:11 PM
I know.

But the society doesn't accept people running naked through the streets.

Or dancing in the club.

Or...

Last ooooops Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on May 02, 2007, 03:28:18 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 02, 2007, 02:49:11 PM
But the society doesn't accept people running naked through the streets.

Or dancing in the club.

Or...

Thank goodness for the Internet. ;)

Last hope I didn't leave the webcam on Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 02, 2007, 03:42:50 PM
Fish- prawn?

Last we are turning Japanese again Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on May 02, 2007, 07:25:30 PM
Huh?  Fish - nope.  Prawn - Nope.


Last frequent No Pants Days - CHECK! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 02, 2007, 07:36:52 PM
Trawling down the road vested with only a net and using lines with 3 hookers each.

Last Call me El Broth Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 03, 2007, 12:57:59 AM
The no-pants day.

The drinking martini naked day.

The drink-and-get-naked-in-the-club day.


Last why is being naked not accepted? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on May 03, 2007, 01:00:49 AM
It's a conspiracy.  I blame the textile industry - see "The Man in the White Suit" to see what they're capable of.

Last poor Alec Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 03, 2007, 05:02:03 AM
Today is local elections day. Except in London. The rest of the country gets to make it's statement on TBliar. Why don't we?

Last electorally deprived Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 03, 2007, 08:28:27 AM
Maybe TB knows what London thinks of him and doesn't need to confirm that feeling?


Last crappy feelings Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 03, 2007, 08:39:07 AM
Would it increase or diminish TB's appeal, if he appeared naked in public.

Btw, TB is used over here as shorthand for tuberculosis.

Last the Blair on both your Houses! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 03, 2007, 10:53:17 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 03, 2007, 08:39:07 AM
Would it increase or diminish TB's appeal, if he appeared naked in public.

Now I have to get rid of the picture that got stuck in my mind.

I'll have to watch pictures of beautiful naked women for at least one hour in order to recover from that shock.


Last on the other hand some people should really not run around naked Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 03, 2007, 11:50:33 AM
But tuberculosis made women look etheric and thus fitting the anorexic "ideal" more.

Last tuberculois + nakedness = goth prawn Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 03, 2007, 11:54:20 AM
You know that you have a twisted mind?
:mrgreen:

Last anorectic is not really my beauty ideal Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 03, 2007, 01:00:42 PM
Yes.

Last isn't anal-rectic a tautology Post

We better pass the scatological areas only fleetingly.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on May 03, 2007, 03:14:17 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 03, 2007, 08:39:07 AM
Would it increase or diminish TB's appeal, if he appeared naked in public.

Btw, TB is used over here as shorthand for tuberculosis.

Do you prefer Genital Warts? ;)



How about Tapeworm Diet Pills for that parasitically-induced malnourished look?

Last the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 03, 2007, 03:58:49 PM
Europe is in a frenzy of voting and you focus on diseases?

Last democracy at risk Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on May 03, 2007, 04:11:45 PM
Europe is in a frenzy of disease and you focus on voting?!

Last Continental hypochondriac Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 03, 2007, 04:44:18 PM
Let's change the subject to something happier than politics and diseases.

It's a beutiful day outside. And you all hang out here instead of lying in the sun.


Last I would lie in the sun, but I have to be at work... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on May 03, 2007, 04:51:58 PM
I get to puppy-sit over the weekend.  That's happy.

Last but may be expensive, since it'll make my wife want a dog even more Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on May 03, 2007, 06:10:36 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName The Watson of Sherlock on May 03, 2007, 03:58:49 PM
Europe is in a frenzy of voting and you focus on diseases?

Last democracy at risk Post

Heh, are you saying that GW is no longer a threat to the world? ;)

Last President or Papillomavirus? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 03, 2007, 08:12:06 PM
GW surpassed the threat stage.

He's somewhere between disaster and apocalypse stage at the moment.

Last save the planet, kill a politician Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on May 04, 2007, 07:02:21 AM
Good idea. GW second, gotta get The Dick first.

Last Cheney-hatin' Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 04, 2007, 10:12:27 AM
And the Czech Communist party after that.

I just don't like those guys.


Last anticommunist Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 04, 2007, 12:25:49 PM
I demand that the current Polish Junta comes before the Czech Commies (except you can prove that Klement Gottwald reanimated).

Last why lieing in the sun, false claims in the dark are more effective Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 04, 2007, 07:12:12 PM
Let' just do them both...


Last they all must go Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 04, 2007, 09:31:22 PM
Put 'em in a straight line that saves ammo or put them in alternating political order and give each of them a one-shot pistol that saves work for us.

Last Circular Firing Squad Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 04, 2007, 11:32:37 PM
That could be fun.

Or just give them all some polonium 210 and let them die slowly...

Last and painfully Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 05, 2007, 11:57:44 AM
I object to that Last Post
a) I wish that kind of death on nobody
b) they poison the atmosphere already metaphorically, no need to let them do it for real
c) too expensive

Last But I would not completely object to the Sir Robin* treatment for them Post

*from that minstrel song (http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/grail-10.htm)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 05, 2007, 07:59:42 PM
I guess we'll have to agree that we're not really capable in killing anybody.


Last we're too nice Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 05, 2007, 09:57:37 PM
Provided you abstain from drunk driving

Last Enten jagen macht besoffen doppelt so viel Spaß Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 05, 2007, 10:31:13 PM
Enten jagen?

That reminds me of Moorhuhn.


Last playing it drunk really makes the game very interesting Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 06, 2007, 12:56:18 AM
Doomed I tell ye. Doomed. This morning I awoke to a Hung UK. I went back to sleep.

Last voting madness Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 06, 2007, 09:24:50 AM
Not united for very long anymore ;)

Last soon they'll meet for the Culloden rematch Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 06, 2007, 01:04:30 PM
Perhaps they'll resurrect Hadrian's Wall.

Last walls are fashionable Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 06, 2007, 01:38:20 PM
I have nothing to add at the moment.


Last I got nothing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 06, 2007, 08:11:11 PM
Will an independent Scotland still accept Her Majesty (and what about her castles?)?

Last Mrs. Queen, what brrings you tah Scotland? There are no grouse in Hyde Park Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on May 06, 2007, 08:28:24 PM
Interesting question. The highlanders can often be staunch monarchists, and the Scots city dwellers staunch republicans.

On the other hand the £11bn pounds a year subsidy we'd no longer have to pay the Scots would build quite a nice castle in Northumberland, with money left over for a new royal yacht, and an extra course on Hadrian's Wall.
And we wouldn't have socialist Scots M.P.s voting on English affairs when ours don't get to vote on theirs.
Be a shame if they went, but these factors would cushion the blow. ;)

Last Home Rule For England Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 06, 2007, 09:03:17 PM
And what if the Welsh leave too? Could the crown prince be prince of a foreign country? And give how the royals came by that title, I have my doubts about the Welsh still recognizing it.

Last Owain Glyndwr will rise again and Prince Harry of now is no equal to Henry V Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on May 06, 2007, 09:29:27 PM
The Royals aren't stupid. They're based in London, the one bit of the UK that makes huge amounts of money. As long as EC1 doesn't declare UDI from SW1 they'll be fine. The rest of the UK is just overhead.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 07, 2007, 09:36:03 AM
In an emergency they can still flee back to Hannover. They'd definitely be more welcome than their resident relative prince August (but Harry would have to leave his German uniform behind).

Last we will even import grouse for the Lüneburger Heide Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on May 07, 2007, 01:18:28 PM
I gather Prince Michael was hailed like a long lost Tsar when he re-opened the Trans-Siberian Railway recently. Perhaps there's scope for extending "The Firm" to the East.

Last mad dreams of an empire from Cornwall to Vladivostok Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 07, 2007, 01:49:16 PM
They already drink tea and have a tendency to alcoholism.
And Russia always imported its ruling dynasties, First from Sweden, then from Germany.
I hope the Windsors don't mind to get murdered now and then. Would be just a retaking of an old tradition.
Btw, Ivan IV. proposed to Elizabeth I. History could have been so different

Last some tea in my vodka, please Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on May 07, 2007, 05:26:11 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 07, 2007, 01:49:16 PM
They already drink tea and have a tendency to alcoholism.

Last some tea in my vodka, please Post

Well, if that's the case, they'd likely get a warm reception even further east....

Last a green tea soju for Swato Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 07, 2007, 06:02:24 PM
The Eastern end of Russia is so far East that it's to the West of the US.

Last even the flags use the same three colors Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 07, 2007, 06:11:16 PM
It would be interesting to make the EU a monarchy.


Last like in the good old days Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on May 07, 2007, 06:15:49 PM
Pardon me, I was holding the compass the wrong way around.  That should be even further south of Vladivostok. ;)

Last geographically challenged Post.  ::)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on May 07, 2007, 08:14:21 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 07, 2007, 06:11:16 PM
It would be interesting to make the EU a monarchy.

That would be an amusing one to spring on the French at a summit. Tell them the revolution has been rescinded.

But who gets the job? Spain, Sweden, The Netherlands, UK etc have all got contenders (or should that be pretenders). Better dust off the Sallic Laws and have another read through.
Given the election results here it might be a good time to "Busy giddy minds with foreign quarrels".


Last isn't that already the policy Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 07, 2007, 09:21:39 PM
Wilhelm II left a few teeth behind and could be cloned.

Last but nobody please try to get Habsburg on top again Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 08, 2007, 12:59:21 AM
It seems the perfect opportunity to bring Norway into the EU. King Olav might do nicely and has good pedigree.

Last let's not leave anyone out of the EU Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on May 08, 2007, 07:08:24 AM
Last Kings? We don't need no stinkin' kings!  We got the Bushies, who think they are kings. :puke: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on May 08, 2007, 07:30:51 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName The Watson of Sherlock on May 08, 2007, 12:59:21 AM
It seems the perfect opportunity to bring Norway into the EU. King Olav might do nicely and has good pedigree.

Last let's not leave anyone out of the EU Post

I'm sure he would, but I get the impression they're quite happy where they are.

Last still got some fish left Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 08, 2007, 11:07:51 AM
A bit too late, Kong Olav V. died a few years ago. Kong Harald has not yet given a statement to my knowledge on becoming king of Europe.

Although not anti-EU myself, I think it was a wise choice for Norway to stay out. I think the demands by France and Spain for free unregulated fishing in Norwegian waters were the tipping point.

Last Norges Kystvakt stronger than the navy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on May 08, 2007, 01:17:41 PM
It would be interesting if Norway tried Canada's tactic (http://www.cda-cdai.ca/symposia/2005/Sneyd.pdf) to deal with Spanish overfishing.

Last prepare to be boarded! Post


PS - I really like this quote from the article in the link:

QuoteIn his hand, Tobin held an immature turbot, and delivered an impassioned appeal:

We're down to the last, lonely, unloved, unattractive turbot,
clinging by its fingernails to the Grand Banks of
Newfoundland, saying 'someone reach out and save me in
this eleventh hour as I'm about to go down to extinction'
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 08, 2007, 01:22:59 PM
Norway does but usually the mere coming in sight of a Kystvakt cruiser is enough to make the intruders run. Where the US or UK run anti-sub air patrols, Norway looks for foreign fishing boats.

Last only a measure of time before the first secret fishing subs appear Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on May 08, 2007, 02:05:10 PM
Oh, the secret fishing subs are already there, but they'll never appear.   ;)

Last run silent, run deep, catch haddock Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on May 08, 2007, 08:52:35 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 08, 2007, 01:22:59 PMLast only a measure of time before the first secret fishing subs appear Post

Disguising them as spying ships would have a nice symmetry.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 08, 2007, 09:56:47 PM
Hm, depth-charging illegal fishing vessels would affect the fishes adversely too. Maybe the old WW1 methods using nets could be revived.

Last nice alternative to whaling and probably more profitable too Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on May 08, 2007, 10:00:27 PM
And would provide good cover for their own illegal fishing operations.

Last maybe "submarine harpoon boats" to hide the whaling Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 08, 2007, 10:15:33 PM
Sorry, we mistook that whale for a fishing sub. Both use sonar and swallow fish, so it's easy to make that mistake.

Last cattle stations Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 09, 2007, 12:50:04 AM
Mmmm undersea cattle stations. Bound to catch on.

Last let's adapt before the ice caps melt Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 09, 2007, 07:52:51 AM
Sea cow stampede in the Caribbean Sea. Several seahorses hurt.

Last Octopussy's Garden under the Sea Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 09, 2007, 10:58:58 AM
Last tired Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 09, 2007, 11:32:56 AM
Caffeine, caffeine
all round my brain

Last de-drugged Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on May 09, 2007, 02:19:19 PM
Caffeine is in the top two of my personal "all-time favourite diuretics" list.

Last bet you'll never guess the other one in the top two Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 09, 2007, 03:22:43 PM
I will guess, so you lose (I do not say I will guess correctly :D)

Simple water in large amounts?

Last not very likely Post

prism, eh, prunes
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 10, 2007, 09:39:23 AM
I won't even try to guess, but just take the Last Post.


Last two days of concerts in a row, I can't see much and hear less Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 10, 2007, 10:17:07 AM
Only go there with adjustable goggles and earmuffs!

Last deaf blind Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 10, 2007, 11:33:07 AM
I don't like earmuffs, the music isn't as enjoyable like that and you really look stupid in the first row with earmuffs.


Last the blindness is gone but the deafness remains Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 10, 2007, 12:12:37 PM
But your eardrums are still intact?

Last anauratic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on May 10, 2007, 01:27:46 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 10, 2007, 11:33:07 AM
I don't like earmuffs, the music isn't as enjoyable like that and you really look stupid in the first row with earmuffs.
Yeah, but you also look kinda stupid saying "WHAT?!  WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" all the time when you're 40.   ;)

Last this post was brought to you by the earmuff marketing board Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 10, 2007, 02:32:42 PM
My eardrums seem intact (except for the current beeping noise - which is understandable, when having spent almost two hours in the first rows of Clawfinger concert)...

At the age of 40, I plan to have a listening device planted in my ear. I guess by the time, they'll be invisible or something like that...


Last I'll die young anyway, so who cares? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 10, 2007, 02:53:33 PM
But maybe then Disaster Area will visit Earth on their tournee through this part of the galaxy.

Last Hotblack Desiato Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 10, 2007, 05:42:41 PM
And I'll stand in the first row organising a mosh pit. ;D


Last Rock's not dead Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 10, 2007, 10:53:24 PM
But Hotblack Desiato is (for tax reasons)

Last Milliways Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 11, 2007, 09:35:11 AM
I have to stop drinking.

Last night, I got a call from a friend that she has quit her job and she wants to get hammered.

So we did.


Last I'm glad I don't have a hang-over Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 11, 2007, 11:38:20 AM
If I had a hammer...
Or better if I had a complete edition of Hammer Films

Last Dra-cu-la Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 11, 2007, 05:31:17 PM
A hammer should be easy to provide.

The complete edition of Hammer movies is doable, but more expensive and more difficult.


Last smartass Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 11, 2007, 09:21:31 PM
Some Hammer films are reported to be lost or in a very bad state possibly beyond reconstruction. Alas :'(

Last trash to trash Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 11, 2007, 10:51:42 PM
That's a shame...


Last :cry: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 12, 2007, 12:36:54 PM
Who could have thought that someone could be interested in the products of a middle class English movie studio decades after it became bankrupt? Tom Cruise is not in a single one of them, neither is Paris Hilton ;) (OK, they have Ursula Undress ;D in one and a lookalike in another).

Last when will we see the exclusive WIP (s)exploitation film starring Paris?* Post

*The 45 days should be sufficient, the WIP genre is not very demanding in acting ability or retakes :o ;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 12, 2007, 03:34:57 PM
With Paris' recent experience, it's more probable for her to be a guest at Prison Break...


Last old movies are not appreciated anymore Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on May 12, 2007, 04:13:12 PM
let's all just hope she doesn't decide to do a Johnny Cash and make an album from/in prison

naaaaaa... she'd be more likely to make a low budget porn vid with low lighting and bad audio and OH! she has done that....

Last but it's so fun making fun of themPost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 12, 2007, 07:57:25 PM
But maybe this porn would be actually worth seeing. ;)



Last perverted Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 12, 2007, 11:47:37 PM
Maybe Pete Walker will do a remake of House of Whipcord. Paris Hilton would fit the role of the protagonist/main victim perfectly.

Last this is not completely a joke. It could work. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 13, 2007, 12:21:02 AM
I'd say she'd fit perfectly into a new sequel of Dumb and Dumber.

It would be called Dumb and Dumber: This Time It's Girl Time

We'd only need to find a perfect match for her. I'd go with Bijou Phillips. I think she would be a perfect match, after her "interesting" interview for the Stuff Magazine: http://www.stuffmagazine.com/articles/index.aspx?id=1893


Last it really made me mad what she said in there Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 13, 2007, 12:46:20 AM
Or we do a personalized version of Is Paris Burning? ;D

Last I still think we should use the opportunity to do the House of Whipcord remake Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 13, 2007, 01:10:10 AM
We are only just setting up a radio station and you want film studios?

Last how to keep everyone happy? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 13, 2007, 09:13:34 AM
No studio necessary. While she is behind bars, it is an on location shoot. Fanatical moral reformers should be easy to obtain as are sadistic prison wardens :-[

Last Falwell will endorse it without a fee  :oops:Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on May 13, 2007, 09:34:13 AM
I think I'm getting to the High Court judge stage of senile out-of-it-ness. For ages when people talked about Paris Hilton I thought they were criticising a hotel. Haven't heard of the charming Bijou Phillips at all. I thought only Estate Agents used the word "bijou".

At least Joanna Lumley is on Desert Island disks today.

Last out of it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 13, 2007, 10:06:03 AM
Don't know anything either about that Bijou girl.
But my own knowledge of pop culture is negligible compared to the standard anyway.

Last but I know who this Phillips (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Si%C3%A2n_Phillips) is Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 13, 2007, 10:58:21 AM
I've never heard of her as well, until this interview appeared in all the newspapers around here.

But as I've heard this morning on the radio, Bijou is a friend of Paris, that would explain a lot.

But anyway, how stupid must one be, to walk into a clothes shop with a cigarette and be surprised to be kicked out?


Last and the interviewer shows really high intelligens as well Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 13, 2007, 12:10:46 PM
For ages I thought Paris Hilton was a hotel too.

Then it dawned on me how insidious the "I want to be famous" youth culture was. :GOT:

Last it wasn't like this in the old days Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 13, 2007, 06:37:14 PM
Well, I'm pretty sure Paris Hilton is also a hotel.

Is the taste of people really that screwed up, when there are people like that rich and famous?


Last we need a cleaning of the gene pool Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on May 13, 2007, 07:31:19 PM
When it comes to the judgement of Paris there are probably lessons in The Judgement of Paris.

Last change my booking to the George Cinq Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on May 13, 2007, 08:12:31 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 13, 2007, 06:37:14 PM
Well, I'm pretty sure Paris Hilton is also a hotel.

Is the taste of people really that screwed up, when there are people like that rich and famous?

It's a tossup which one has more guests checking in per night....  ;)

The 'petition' for her to stay out of jail makes me  :barf:
QuoteThe petition calls on Schwarzenegger to issue a pardon, claiming that she has been used as a scapegoat by authorities seeking to highlight the dangers of drink-driving.

The Hilton hotel heiress "provides hope for young people all over the US and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives," the petition reads.

:puke: :barf: :barf: :barf:


Last alternative sentencing, maybe?  Give her a high-powered car and make her do 100 laps of a race track while blotto drunk.  If she survives, she can go free. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 13, 2007, 09:11:12 PM
The lex tallionis (ordeal) is unfortunately not in action anymore.

She actually has a sister by the name of London iirc. Good that there is not a third brat named Kuala Lumpur :D.

--------------------------

And now for something completely different.
I found at last the time to watch Hogfather and also found it to be an almost perfect adaption (and far better than I would have expected actually).

Last Johnny and the Bomb is soon to follow Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 13, 2007, 09:24:19 PM
The name KwaZulu-Natal Hilton would be definitelly more interesting...



Last nothing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 13, 2007, 09:47:59 PM
Isn't that a region, not a city?

Last what about Tel Aviv (spring hill) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 14, 2007, 12:12:32 AM
It's a province in South Africa and a name of a Hilton hotel...



Last let's stop talking about the Hiltons, why not start with the Trumps? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on May 14, 2007, 06:44:00 AM
The Phillips Legacy:

John Phillips (Mamas and Papas fame) had McKenzie from his first marriage. She went from teen alcoholic/doper deluxe to ProActiv facial products pimp. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mackenzie_Phillips

From his marriage to Michelle, there was Chynna, part of Wilson Phillips, a singing group of 'daughters of the famous' that depended on "the fat chick" for any true vocal power. Carnie had weight loss surgery, though, and their comebacks went unnoticed. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilson_Phillips

Finally, John, the perpetual alcoholic/doper, married and produced THAT little piece of work, and her brother Tamerlane. Bijou--<<"Bijou", which is French for "jewel," was taken from the song "My Petit Bijou" by Lambert, Hendricks and Ross.>>
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bijou_Phillips --is yet another in a series of self-important spoiled brats that grew up feeling that they were"entitled" to do as they pleased, their father's influence, thanks. After all, this is the heavy drinking doper that took his newly transplanted liver to a bar to "break it in" with a few drinks, and then was continually in and out of rehab until he died.
=============

Bijou is a perfect playmate for Paris, who is NOT beautiful. That girl is NOT extremely attractive, just attractively packaged. Peel away the pampering care, and she'd look very at-home working a streetcorner across from others that favor the "cheap whore" mode of dress, but do it on a budget.

Last  More than you EVER wanted to know about bad actresses. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 14, 2007, 07:23:42 AM
Wow that's a lot of information...


Last I wanted just to say something Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 14, 2007, 10:23:59 AM
I think there was a time when PH was able to look at least pretty in a normal way.
That she has a small handful of vacuum tubes instead of a brain was (unfortunately?) part of the original delivery (and again that would make her the obvious choice for the specific role in the above mentioned movie*, true acting skills would not fit).

Last OK, let's drop her** Post

*It's a true nasty piece though not much is actually seen but mostly implied
** that could be construed as a nasty allusion
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 14, 2007, 06:16:49 PM
Anyone else we can talk about?


Last maybe shitney spears? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 14, 2007, 10:08:04 PM
According to the news PH is learning karate in preparation for her stay in prison.
Maybe she could stage a show fight against Spears for charity ???

Last is this what they call a bitch* fight? Post

*No offense meant towards female canines or ladies of negotiable affection
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 14, 2007, 11:51:52 PM
Ugh...

Let's really change the subject, this is getting way too creepy...


Last postalicious Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 14, 2007, 11:55:38 PM
But let's stay in the hotel business: have you ever seen the film Horror Hotel aka City of the Dead? It is often accused of stealing the plot of Psycho despite being the (slightly) older of the two films.

Last the fog machine is a bit out of control but the film nonetheless worth watching Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 14, 2007, 11:57:54 PM
I'm not sure. If yes, then a long time ago.

But I remember seeing Hostel last year. Does that count? It's a accommodation place after all.


Last don't worry, Slowakia and Czech Republic aren't full of psycho killers Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 15, 2007, 09:11:11 AM
No, Hostel was killing for pleasure in colour not Satan in b/w.

Last psychotic killers are mainly after American teenagers/young adult(erist)s anyway, aren't they Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 16, 2007, 03:05:35 AM
When was the last survey of the intentions of psychotic killers?

Last statistically significant Post

only statistically significant Last Posts really count
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on May 16, 2007, 07:44:25 AM
So you're trying to establish the standard deviation?

Last Nice graph, shame about the sample size Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 16, 2007, 10:06:28 AM
Isn't Hollywood statistically significant? Or do we have to wait for part 100 of Friday 13th

Last Warte warte nur ein Weilchen! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 16, 2007, 10:47:03 AM
Hollywood may statistically significant, but insignificant in terms of good entertainment... ;D



Last I'm statistically insignificant Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 16, 2007, 11:39:08 AM
India produces even more movies with (I fear) even less appeal to the sophisticated viewer.

Last we demand more* genuine Inuit movies Post

*there are those things and not at all bad ones
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on May 16, 2007, 02:17:48 PM
That reminds me: I never did see Atanarjuat (the Fast Runner) (http://www.atanarjuat.com/).  It's supposed to be good.

Last maybe I can find it on video Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 16, 2007, 02:25:34 PM
I did several times. But be careful, to my knowledge the US version is cut significantly.
The Canadian is probably the most complete and I did not miss anything in the UK version.

Last a bit of background is useful though not essential Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 16, 2007, 04:33:20 PM
So many films, so little time.


Last could it be possible to count all the time we spend watching movies? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 16, 2007, 04:49:45 PM
Not more than 168 hours per week.

Last but one can watch several movies at the same time too Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on May 16, 2007, 06:39:39 PM
When I was a teenager, I once figured out how many movies we had in the house in terms of length of tape.  Now that we've gone to DVD, these sorts of statistics aren't quite so impressive.

Last 40 km of tape sounds a lot bigger than 1 m2 of DVD Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on May 16, 2007, 07:24:58 PM
Yes, but doesn't DVD read in a spiral pattern?  You could calculate the length of the read-path (wrong term).


Last how about needle-path for vinyl records, taking into account the vertical Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on May 16, 2007, 08:25:04 PM
I suppose, but that loses a bit in the "if you laid it end-to-end"-type snazziness.

Last I almost used the word "snazzery" until I remembered that its proper meaning is "a place where things are made snazzy" Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on May 16, 2007, 08:46:02 PM
Not if you had a VERY sharp pair of scissors, and warmed the discs up first, then stretched them out linearly. ;)


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 16, 2007, 10:58:04 PM
There is also digital tape!

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 17, 2007, 05:22:43 PM
Let's do it!

Last at work and bored Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 18, 2007, 02:00:27 AM
Nothing is quite as much fun as leaving your vinyl on the back window ledge of your car.

Last nostalgia aint what it used to be Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 18, 2007, 09:19:22 AM
Sweet memories...


Last nostalgia is sometimes nice Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 18, 2007, 09:26:43 AM
At least gramophone records are analogue and thus still readable without any knowledge about ancient encoding techniques.

Last Old Gilgamesh has a gramophone Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 19, 2007, 12:07:24 PM
I would love to be asleep right now.


Last where's my guarana? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 19, 2007, 12:27:59 PM
Maybe you are sleeptyping right now.

Last somnambulic* Post

*a lovely word
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 19, 2007, 08:35:53 PM
I wasn't sleeptyping, that's for sure...


Last I was at work and couldn't sleep Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 19, 2007, 09:01:54 PM
I've had one of my night awake and day asleep stupidity sagas.

Last normal sleep envy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 19, 2007, 09:06:28 PM
Haven't slept well these days (or what was left of the nights) either.

Last and that without horror movies Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 19, 2007, 11:15:48 PM
I don't know why, but today, I spent most of the day feeling like run over by a train.

And I went to sleep quite early (around two AM, which is normal for me) and woke up at eight.


I guess I'm getting older... ;D


Last or the excessive drinking is finally getting to me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 20, 2007, 08:35:06 AM
Or maybe you were run over by a train when not looking.

Last subnormal Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 20, 2007, 09:34:11 AM
Went to bed about 3:30 am and up about 9:40. The meagre hours between were not the best in terms of sleeping.

Last feel drugged without taking anything Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 20, 2007, 11:13:56 AM
I think there are too many trains going through my room at night and drive over me...


Last or are those only the voices in my head Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on May 21, 2007, 08:40:51 AM
I'll trade you the trains for the people that seem to be trying to smuggle footlockers into my liver.

Last These tumors are getting out of hand and must be stopped. Anybody got a hacksaw? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 21, 2007, 08:50:41 AM
Oh, if typographical therapy would help.
Malign humor still beats even the most benign tumor
Last I hope the monastery doesn't need a graveyard yet Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 21, 2007, 07:16:06 PM
30oC over here today.

Won't get much colder in the upcoming days.


Last I love heat, but not during exams Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 21, 2007, 10:06:23 PM
Same around here.
Last I do not love heat at all Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 22, 2007, 12:04:27 AM
I wish I could be in Brasil right now, lying on the Copacabana, drinking cold cocktails (with those tiny paper umbrellas in it) and watch the beautiful ladies...


Last I need a vacation Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 22, 2007, 12:10:10 AM
Still 21°C at 1 am

Last and no AC Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 22, 2007, 12:19:17 AM
Same here.

The only problem with this temperatures is, that my school is made out of glass and withou AC, which basically means that my school is more or less a greenhouse.


Last and I live in the top floor of a seven-floor building Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 22, 2007, 12:27:06 AM
I live on the ground floor and that fortunately has solid jalousies (the floors above have not). At the university it can get pretty hot on the first floor (but cool in the basement). 5th and 6th floor are hell. It gets 10°C hotter there than outside easily adn on those floors are the organic labs. Solvents distill themselves in their bottles occasionally.

Last We still have two vats of liquid nitrogen Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 22, 2007, 02:53:28 AM
Do humans dissolve in heat?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 22, 2007, 08:09:41 AM
If they're made of butter.

Or ice cream.


Last I want ice cream!!!!! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 22, 2007, 09:32:43 AM
I scream, you scream, we want ice cream!

Last not that I like that song Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 22, 2007, 01:41:57 PM
I've just eaten a big ice cream...



Last yummy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 22, 2007, 02:45:09 PM
Depressing heat and rain is announce without T going down. What is this, a bloody tropical rain forest?

Last only cold orange juice Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on May 23, 2007, 06:07:41 AM
Try Central Texas with no AC...

Last We're having a Warm Wave, Not a Heat Wave. Temps have not gone above 95F yet! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 23, 2007, 08:10:41 AM
According to Michael Moore AC is responsible for the American South being populated at all and therefore for the political misery of the US ;) ;D.

Last Why is there no AC* in the Bill of Rights? Post

*Maybe HC will be replaced by it
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 23, 2007, 09:54:52 PM
It rained here today, but it didn't help much to change the climate.

It's still hot hot hot hot...


Last I'm hot Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on May 23, 2007, 10:01:24 PM
We're supposed to get snow tonight.   :P


Last great - still the White North Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 23, 2007, 11:22:59 PM
rain and thunderstorm were announced for yesterday but hit the old capital (really hard) instead of the new one. Still completely dry here (except for the surface of my body).

Last must learn rain dance Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 24, 2007, 01:12:54 AM
Sun today.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 24, 2007, 12:55:24 PM
Clouds but dry
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on May 24, 2007, 02:17:14 PM
Forecast high of 30 here.

Last strange confluence of the Canadian Smalltalk Thread and the Last Post Game going on here Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 24, 2007, 03:44:44 PM
No snow in sight just dust (the street in front of the house gets a makeover right now).

Last parade road Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 24, 2007, 11:11:53 PM
I've just come home from work and instead of a cold beer that would make me feel real good, I have to talk to my mother and am not really in the mood for that.


Last why is there no beer in my fridge Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 25, 2007, 12:17:22 AM
Your mother drank it?

Last but where are the empty bottles Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 25, 2007, 01:01:26 AM
In three days time I will have to talk to my son and my mother.

Last non family avoidance day early warning Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 25, 2007, 01:31:10 AM
It can't be that bad...

Last says the person who lives 2500km from his mom Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 25, 2007, 10:14:12 AM
You may try this (http://comics.com/comics/monty/archive/monty-20070507.html) and the following days ;D

Last telephone terror Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 25, 2007, 11:05:59 PM
My phones are all programmed to play representative tunes for individual callers..... easy screening.

Last never be caught unawares Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 26, 2007, 09:28:45 AM
My mother's gone since this morning.

Oh the beautiful silence...


Last I love my mom, but sometimes she gets on my nerves Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 26, 2007, 10:56:07 AM
How true
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 26, 2007, 11:42:15 AM
I need to get drunk, but have to go to work instead...



Last will be at work till 23:00 and will be too tired to drink afterwards Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 26, 2007, 04:32:24 PM
I have to not do any work to be not exhausted though of course I am secretly longing to continue writing my essay.

Last life is complex Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on May 26, 2007, 06:22:58 PM
I just want to sleep- is there a job where one can sleep and get paid for it?

Lastif wishes were horses and boy moms can be annoyingpost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 26, 2007, 10:20:50 PM
You could work as a guinea pig in a sleep lab or as a live model for testing matrasses.
I would not recommend to become a sleeping pill tester,

Last I leave out the other kind of sleeping Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on May 26, 2007, 10:41:17 PM
zzzzooom

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 26, 2007, 11:18:17 PM
Quote from: anthrobabe on May 26, 2007, 06:22:58 PM
I just want to sleep- is there a job where one can sleep and get paid for it?

I have a job like that. I work more or less mostly about an hour during my shifts (which last between six and nine hours). In the meantime I can do whatever I want. Today, I wrote an essay in management during an eight hour shift. I could even sleep if I wanted to (I dozed away a few time in the past)


Last but I'm probably changing my job in July, for something better paid but I will have to work Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 26, 2007, 11:29:34 PM
1.30 AM here. Should I go to sleep or not or wait for the morning papers?

Last my father usually does Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 27, 2007, 01:12:18 AM
Sometimes the morning papers arrive before I sleep. But tonight I must force myself to sleep the sleep of angels.

Last sleeping when the world sleeps is hard work for me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on May 27, 2007, 03:27:38 AM
Quote from: anthrobabe on May 26, 2007, 06:22:58 PM
I just want to sleep- is there a job where one can sleep and get paid for it?

I miss school - except in that case I was paying to sleep.

Last classroom environments still make me sleepy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 27, 2007, 07:16:13 AM
Went to sleep around 3AM, because I didn't want to go to sleep before I finished my management paper (had to do a few finishing touches last night).

Now I'm back at work, and I should be asleep.


Last and the weather is beautiful outside Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 27, 2007, 09:10:46 AM
According to the weather news all hell is loose in Berlin.
Apart from a (short) bit of rain I don't notice anything.

Last eye of the storm Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 27, 2007, 11:06:02 AM
I need a day on the beach.

I wonder if I can go to Rio...


Last I want to lie on the Copacabana Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on May 27, 2007, 06:56:06 PM
Barry Manilow has forever ruined that dream for me.

Last the beach would not be worth having that song going through my head the whole time Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 27, 2007, 07:21:08 PM
Not a beach fan, give me rock.

Last but without whiskey Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 28, 2007, 02:44:52 AM
Rain, rain, rain, rain and more rain. We'll be glad of it in August.

Last there is life after family parties Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 28, 2007, 12:28:34 PM
Weather unpredictable at the moment.

Last basement not yet flooded...I think. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 28, 2007, 03:56:35 PM
Waiting for the rain (it's cloudy).

And preparing to go to work soon.


Last not in the mood to got to work Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 28, 2007, 05:08:37 PM
Having a total interior day. Outside and therefore, weather, does not exist. But why, then, have I put the heating on?

Last no hiding place Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 28, 2007, 07:22:46 PM
Finally it has rained.

Only, I was on my way to work and nowhere to hide, arrived at work wet (all my clothes were wet, even my underwear) so I had to go back home, change and back to work, where I am now...


Last I hate rain Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 28, 2007, 09:19:51 PM
A good deal of rain but fast drying.

Last no storm this time Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 28, 2007, 10:31:30 PM
Quote from: BBCThe weather has been ideal for otters.

Last The Weather Organiser is Not Good at their Job Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 28, 2007, 11:02:02 PM
But is the weather good for toadfish?



Last I'm a toadfish and that's ok, I post all night and I sleep all day Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 28, 2007, 11:08:40 PM
Now we have a thunderstorm without much wind. Don#t know about toadfish's electric properties.

Last one day I will row to work Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 28, 2007, 11:13:24 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 28, 2007, 11:08:40 PM
Last one day I will row to work Post

Like this?

(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i5/bronko84/belehrad.jpg)


Last row, row, row my boat, gently down the stream Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 29, 2007, 08:58:50 AM
The problem will be to pass the Charlottenburg lock

(http://www.baw.de/vip/abteilungen/wbk/Projekte/Schleuse-Charlottenburg/bild1.jpg)

Last probably costly Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on May 29, 2007, 06:10:10 PM
If you canoe instead of row, you can portage!

Last otherwise, just sneak in when a larger boat goes through Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 29, 2007, 07:24:04 PM
You can do it, if you try enough.


Last I am starting drinking in a few moments Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 30, 2007, 03:37:26 AM
Why canoing if the wind at your favor?

Last unless you sent your sails to the cleaners Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on May 30, 2007, 05:13:05 AM
You can "sail" in a canoe, you know.

Last just tie a tarp to your paddle and hold it up Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 30, 2007, 09:37:55 AM
An amphib bike would be ideal but I don't know how stable they are when meeting the wakes of canal ships.

Last not stable enough to carry sails Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 30, 2007, 09:44:41 AM
We'll get you a big motor boat than.

Or a yacht.


Last of course, only if you have a few mil to spare Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 30, 2007, 01:21:43 PM
A few milligrams maybe. Is there a yacht with pedal propulsion available?

Last licenses, esp. for boats, are quite expensive these days Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on May 30, 2007, 02:28:16 PM
If you have a few dozen slaves, a trireme might work.

Last yachting... old school Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 30, 2007, 03:05:50 PM
Canals too narrow for that and it is about my fat/overweight.
Last and the slaves would have to be fed (not to the sharks, too few of them around) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on May 30, 2007, 03:24:01 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 30, 2007, 01:21:43 PM
A few milligrams maybe. Is there a yacht with pedal propulsion available?

Last licenses, esp. for boats, are quite expensive these days Post

Come on Swato - I'm sure you could come up with a few milligrams of something that'd get you a yacht.   ;)

Last better licencing through chemistry Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 30, 2007, 03:28:42 PM
I am not in Organic Chemistry or Pharmacy (Classical Greek: poison mixing, doing magic).

Btw, can the idiom "to stir up the brew" be translated (depending on context) as "causing trouble"?

Last running out of rhymes for Cthulhu Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 31, 2007, 02:17:31 AM
Leaving the voice of temptation aside, it could be a pedal catamaran or a trimaran.

Last then you would *really* wish and pray for winds Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 31, 2007, 09:00:22 AM
Yeah, those are notoriously heavy built.

Last just like me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 31, 2007, 11:30:56 AM
Let's make gold out of iron and in that way be able to pay for a yacht.



Last and buy a few football clubs as well Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on May 31, 2007, 02:07:33 PM
Hopefully it'll also pay for protective gear and medical treatment, since I'm fairly certain that iron-derived gold would be radioactive.

Last and around here we use clubs for golf, not football  ;D Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 31, 2007, 02:25:10 PM
The traditional metals to make gold out of are Hg and Pb. Iron is far too light and fusion above iron needs energy (below it yields). With mercury and lead it can be done with induced beta decay and indeed yield radioactive gold. But that would keep it in circulation because everyone would try to get rid of it before suffering radiation or it returned to its former state (gold today, lead to-morrow).

Last the Journal of Irreproducible Results proposed plutonium/uranium money for the same reason Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 31, 2007, 02:41:25 PM
I haven't understood a word of your post.

But that isn't important, I'll just nod and smile...


Last I'm ignorant Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 31, 2007, 02:58:25 PM
Hm, applied alchemy (is that Al Chemy in any way connected to al Qaeda?)

I repeat my still unanswered question from above:
Can the idiom "to stir up the brew" be translated (depending on context) as "causing trouble"?

Last who needs that much gold anyway Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on May 31, 2007, 03:20:28 PM
Depends what you stir into the brew.... ;D


I don't think it's an overly clear substitute, but with care for the context it might work.


Last heck with gold, let's make rhodium (http://www.platinum.matthey.com/prices/current_historical.html) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 31, 2007, 03:33:13 PM
There is an Uncle Scrooge story about rhodium fever (he wants to outdo Rockerduck on that).

Last The GDR had Rhenium instead of Gold reserves Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 31, 2007, 04:07:37 PM
I should be doing my essay. Again.

Last repetitive essay strain - REST Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on May 31, 2007, 04:23:11 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 31, 2007, 03:33:13 PM
There is an Uncle Scrooge story about rhodium fever (he wants to outdo Rockerduck on that).

Last The GDR had Rhenium instead of Gold reserves Post

If only one had bought a few tonnes of rhodium in December 1996.... 

(http://www.platinum.matthey.com/cgi-bin/graphing/jmpreset.pl?imagetype=raw&act=Graph+Display&metal=Rh&timeperiod=ELM)

Last I'm still keeping my eye on Pd Post

(http://www.platinum.matthey.com/cgi-bin/graphing/jmpreset.pl?imagetype=raw&act=Graph+Display&metal=Pd&timeperiod=ELM)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 31, 2007, 05:38:11 PM
I remember when the PD price went through the ceiling for a short time, when the alleged cold fusion was all the rage.

Last btw, is Bush already selling war bonds for Iraq/n? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on May 31, 2007, 09:38:16 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 31, 2007, 02:58:25 PMI repeat my still unanswered question from above:
Can the idiom "to stir up the brew" be translated (depending on context) as "causing trouble"?

It's not exact IMHO,  as Agujjim said.  It's more "try to make something happen", though if we're being pessimistic perhaps that is the same thing.

Reword it as:

"Double, double, toyle and trouble,
Fire burne, and Cauldron bubble"

and your motives become clearer.


Last Open Lockes, who euer knockes Post

P.S. Whatever happened to cold fusion and the famous moving neutron peak graph? 
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 31, 2007, 09:47:39 PM
Unfortunately neither Macbeth or trouble rhyme with Cthulhu.
Currently retexting Robin Hood (riding through the glen) in Lovecraft fashion (see Choral Squids). Chew would do but I already used chomp in another stanza.

Last unashamed raper* of classics Post

*yes, I know that it is normally rapist
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on May 31, 2007, 10:04:39 PM
What about 'Turn the screw(s)'?  Definitely conjures up more of a torture image, but can be used in the context of applying pressure - dunno if it'll meet your needs.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 31, 2007, 11:11:24 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName The Watson of Sherlock on May 31, 2007, 04:07:37 PM
I should be doing my essay. Again.

Last repetitive essay strain - REST Post

I know the feeling, I always leave the things I have to do to be done at the latest possible moment (my essays are mostly done two or three hours before I should present them)... :)

Good luck with it.


Last but first have a rest, you work way too hard Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 01, 2007, 02:16:54 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 31, 2007, 02:25:10 PM
But that would keep it in circulation because everyone would try to get rid of it before suffering radiation or it returned to its former state

For a moment there I thought you were talking about polonium.

Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 31, 2007, 11:11:24 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName The Watson of Sherlock on May 31, 2007, 04:07:37 PM
I should be doing my essay. Again.
I know the feeling, I always leave the things I have to do to be done at the latest possible moment (my essays are mostly done two or three hours before I should present them)... :)
Good luck with it.

I actually have another three weeks on this one. Technicallly. As I got an extension. But. Not finishing it would mean an even longer extension on the next one. The lure of eventual freedom from essays sooner spurs me on.

I finished it now. 3,300 glorious words. Except for desecrating it with anotations of all the targest each sentence meets and smartening up the bibliography.

Last targets are the dumbest dumbing down ever invented whatever happened to paying examiners to read essays? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 01, 2007, 08:40:18 AM
My PhD thesis should have been finished years ago but I feel too comfortable at the university and the job market around here is not that promising.

Last demotivated Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 01, 2007, 01:02:26 PM
I feel almost like home... :)


Last put the music a little louder and jump in the rhytm Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 01, 2007, 01:42:27 PM
Wearing any red shoes?

Last Drunken Dorothy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 01, 2007, 03:54:18 PM
They're white.

But I might cut myself open and paint the shoes with blood in order to have red shoes...


Last but wait till I'm drunk enough Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 01, 2007, 04:00:41 PM
Who says that you have to use your own blood?
Reminds me of a cartoon of a thug who comes to the blood donation with beaten-up people lying behind him. The medic explains to him that they prefer it, if people donate their own, not other people's.

Last and what about vampires? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 02, 2007, 12:27:33 AM
That reminds me of Mr. Bean. He sent in his own blood in a jam jar to a blood donation center.


Lastfar too much Mr. Bean post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 02, 2007, 01:29:15 AM
Getting blood out of me took three people last week. Even then it was barely enough to test. The nurses hide when they see me coming. Sometimes I wonder if I had bigger better veins, would I have more energy?

Swato, how about a Phd on the Squidlings? (though the bibliography might pose a problem).

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 02, 2007, 07:34:27 AM
marine biochemistry is another department

Last marinated benzpyrene Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 02, 2007, 08:40:24 AM
Coming home and realizing that one hasn't slept in his own bed is a very interesting feeling.


Last I really have to stop drinking Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 02, 2007, 03:04:57 PM
Hm, Freud (ol' Siggi) actually proposed cocaine as an anti-addictive. I think this is slightly controversial but why should we listen to some pesky "real" scientists, if an authority like ol'Siggi says otherwise.

Last same with heroin Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 02, 2007, 04:21:27 PM
My cancer surgeon, an ex-smoker, says tobacco is more addictive than heroin. I must ask him if cancer is addictive.

Last addicted to the Last Post Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 02, 2007, 04:45:00 PM
heroin was marketed as a non-addictive opioid (and if applied the right way it actually is, I have heard). I think there are a number of highly addictive but basically harmless things around and really dangerous stuff that takes a long time to get addicted too (but then is almost impossible to reverse).

Cancer is probably more aptly described as persisting.

Last can a character be a hero, if (s)he takes heroin Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 02, 2007, 05:31:56 PM
What I've heard, cigarettes are more addictive than heroin.

Never tried the later, but I know it's pretty difficult to get rid of the cigarettes.


Last which reminds me to go out for a smoke now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 02, 2007, 09:15:14 PM
Do not drink or inject your tobacco. That is lethal. Actually more lethal than cyanide.

Last heroin taken orally causes constipation Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 02, 2007, 11:00:02 PM
Why would I want to drink tobacco, when it's so much better smoking it?


Last cigarettes are bad, don't do this at home kids Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 03, 2007, 12:21:04 AM
Chewing tobacco is highly risky too.

Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 02, 2007, 05:31:56 PM
..........I know it's pretty difficult to get rid of the cigarettes.

No it isn't. Mine are always disappearing. So many empty packets.......

Last no need to quit if the packets are empty theory Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 03, 2007, 09:42:54 AM
Change first to pipe then to blowpipe (you can use the remaining tobacco to poison the darts).

Last from drugs to war Post

Btw, the picture from the riots in Rostock (the G8 summit is nearby) in today's papers looks like a 30-years-war painting. The demonstrators (in red and yellow) have lowered their banner poles making them look like pikemen while the police (in black) is charging.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 03, 2007, 01:29:27 PM
Our police don't charge. They are paid by the state.

Last rights to free protests Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 03, 2007, 01:38:29 PM
Question everything.

Protest against anything.

Leave the violence to others.


Last freedom of speech Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 03, 2007, 02:01:02 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName The Watson of Sherlock on June 03, 2007, 01:29:27 PMOur police don't charge. They are paid by the state.

It also isn't the light brigade, I presume.

Last onto the summit of Heiligendamm went the G8 Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on June 03, 2007, 03:31:33 PM
The protestors might be the representatives for the "rest" of the world economy-- ya know the broke blokes


Last what about the other 35% of the worlds economy?Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 03, 2007, 09:12:59 PM
When 80% of the population represents only 35% (or less) of the economy, there is a problem, sadly I doubt one will be solved soon.

Last ironically I also doubt that the protesters belong to that 80% Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 03, 2007, 09:45:15 PM
If it's not us who will take care of the poor, who else will?


But let's change the subject, this is no place to become serious.

Tomorrow I have an interview concerning a great job, so wish me well, I want that job... :)


Last desperate to become independant of my parents Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 03, 2007, 11:02:21 PM
Hurry up. And run fast. Parents tend to lurk around checking out the possibility of turning that dependency habit around the other way.

Last never underestimate the trickery of life Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on June 04, 2007, 04:09:55 AM
will Kiyo become independent-- or not
tune in next week to "As the Toadfish Swims" brought to you by Tidy Pool the non sudsing cleaner trusted by 3 out of 4 Toadfish moms

Last it is really to late to be making up fake fish soap operas Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 04, 2007, 08:41:59 AM
I'll post the picture mentioned above, once I come near a working scanner.

Last aesthetics or anaestethics Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 04, 2007, 11:14:14 AM
Just came back from my interview and am quite optimistic about it.

Hopefully I will be able to combine a full-time job with school.



Last but I'll have money to drink as much as I want Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 04, 2007, 12:35:14 PM
(http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x97/Swatopluk/The-Rostock-riots.jpg)
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x97/Swatopluk/The-Rostock-riots.jpg

One thing is quite funny. Large formations of pikemen were at the time known as a Gewalthaufen, which simply meant armed cohort then. Today the correct literal translation would be violent mob ;D :(

Last iconic picture Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 04, 2007, 06:24:20 PM
Good luck, Kiyo.

Interesting picture and translation, Swato. Isn't it interesting the way things shift like that?

Last does Chuck Norris have a diary? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 04, 2007, 08:51:14 PM
Several hundreds injured during the riots.

it seems funny with the translation, but stops to be funny when one sees the background of it.


Last and the politicians haven't arrived yet Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 04, 2007, 08:56:20 PM
Never expect graphic images in the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 04, 2007, 10:30:55 PM
What about animations?


Last
animated
Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 04, 2007, 10:47:58 PM
What about 'em? :D

Last superscripted Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on June 05, 2007, 01:43:14 AM
Avarst, ye land lubbers, it be toime fer sum reel pirate werke...

Last stolen Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 05, 2007, 04:14:37 AM
Aye, I've been devisin' devious questions the day long.  Nothing you lot would o' been afeared of - in fact, I'll post 'em up here next week and see how long ye's takes.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 05, 2007, 08:53:39 AM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 04, 2007, 08:51:14 PM
Several hundreds injured during the riots.
It seems funny with the translation, but stops to be funny when one sees the background of it.

It was not intended as funny. Would be interesting to know, whether the photographer chose the motif deliberately to resemble one of the old war depictions.

Last wearing of the green Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 05, 2007, 09:40:59 AM
It may not have been intended as funny, but it was.


I like to laugh, so I don't mind.


Last let's all have a good laugh now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 05, 2007, 09:44:47 AM
And now for this week's reenactment of The Alamo.

Last with Dubya in the John Wayne role Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 05, 2007, 02:53:24 PM
And now for something completely different.

Last starting on my last big essay Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on June 05, 2007, 03:22:11 PM
Just remember: if you're a bit short on the required word count, "very" can come in handy.

very very very very very very Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 05, 2007, 03:57:07 PM
Unfortunately most referees now utilize a phrase separator (Phrasenabscheider) to get to the actual substance.

Last We need something like that for political speeches* Post

*But then it will be mostly silent performances ;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 05, 2007, 05:56:57 PM
They're mostly silent, because all the ones that should discuss the issue are asleep.


Last sleepy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 05, 2007, 06:13:41 PM
Also yawning and going home soon.

Last insomnical or somnambulous Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 05, 2007, 08:38:16 PM
Not feeling creative.


Last weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on June 05, 2007, 09:21:25 PM
Feeling slightly caffeine-buzzed.



Last weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! as well Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 05, 2007, 10:41:16 PM
My problem is always too many words.

Last I need a word extractor Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 06, 2007, 12:07:36 AM
Better than not knowing what to write.


Last sometimes the creativity stops being creative Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 06, 2007, 01:16:04 AM
Like in creation myths?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 06, 2007, 01:59:31 AM
Oy ve.

Last Yiddish Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 06, 2007, 08:36:58 AM
Non vitae sed scholae discimus

Last original Seneca Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 06, 2007, 07:16:27 PM
*Gloat*

Last first post of June 6th, 2007 Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on June 06, 2007, 08:34:59 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 06, 2007, 08:36:58 AM
Non vitae sed scholae discimus

Or for the school league tables anyway.

Last Audio, Video, Disco Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on June 06, 2007, 08:41:17 PM
Sadly, I do not know Latin.  I will be completely lost if I ever visit ancient Rome.

Last semper ubi sub ubi Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on June 06, 2007, 09:14:13 PM
All roads lead to Rome.

Handy for Latin America too.


Last caudex sum Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 06, 2007, 09:16:00 PM
I'm sure they provide maps with time machines.

Last spatially non-challenged Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on June 06, 2007, 09:36:48 PM
Only the commercial ones.  Time travellers like me who build their own are out of luck.

Last so far, I've been able to reach a velocity through time of 1 second per second Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 07, 2007, 09:20:48 AM
Developing the reverse gear will be the true task.

Last and then the grandfather protector Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 07, 2007, 09:28:43 AM
In vino veritas.

In beer too.


Last I love your avatar Kanaloa Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 07, 2007, 09:58:41 AM
In oculo, loculo, poculo morem vides ut speculo.
Willst du wissen was einer sei, sauf ihn voll und merks dabei!

Last drunken infants tell the truth Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 07, 2007, 12:40:11 PM
Obscure statements in other languages may not count as last posts.

Last the Godfather protector may be needed too Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 07, 2007, 02:03:49 PM
Especially if those languages are considered dead.


Last decided to do great summer cleaning and am sick of it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 07, 2007, 02:26:37 PM
It's still the official language of the Vatican, and there is a Finnish TV channel sending news in Latin (that info may be obsolete, I didn't check).

Last Andra moi ennepe mousa polytropon hos malla polla|planchte. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 07, 2007, 06:42:09 PM
But who grows up speaking it?


Last nobody Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 07, 2007, 08:00:52 PM
There seems to be a misunderstanding. I was refering to the strange Germanic sentence which when I ran it through an online translator made no sense at all ;)

Last glad that's cleared up then Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 07, 2007, 08:20:03 PM
I've just figured out that doing summer cleaning isn't as fulfilling as living in a messy and dirty appartment.


Last and there's not a drop of alcohol in my fridge at the moment Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on June 07, 2007, 08:26:41 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 07, 2007, 08:20:03 PMand there's not a drop of alcohol in my fridge at the moment

That happened to me once. Breathe very slowly or there's a danger of panic and hyperventilation setting in.

Last Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 07, 2007, 11:53:34 PM
I'm breathing.

In.

Out.

In.

Panic attaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!!!!


Last quick, is there a bartender in the house? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 08, 2007, 01:12:27 AM
I recommend a brown paper bag.

Last less likely than a plastic one to have opposite effect to that desired Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 08, 2007, 08:58:13 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName The Watson of Sherlock on June 07, 2007, 08:00:52 PM
There seems to be a misunderstanding. I was refering to the strange Germanic sentence which when I ran it through an online translator made no sense at all ;)

Last glad that's cleared up then Post

Actually that is a free translation of the Latin sentence above. Both imply that making somebody drunk is a good way to find out about that person's true character.

Last another reason why I do not imbibe vast amounts of alcohol Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 08, 2007, 09:46:14 AM
What if I behave sober the same way I behave drunk?

I only articulate better sober.


Last I'm an exhibitionist in soul Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 08, 2007, 10:52:34 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 08, 2007, 08:58:13 AM
Actually that is a free translation of the Latin sentence above. Both imply that making somebody drunk is a good way to find out about that person's true character.

But where do the Merks come into it?

Last are we in merkin terriroty? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 08, 2007, 01:18:10 PM
That's derived from merken = to notice/realize*. merks is the (informal) imperative form, short for merk es!

*in other context also to memorize (as in: memorize a number)

Last Kannst du dir das merken? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 08, 2007, 02:46:57 PM
Last just the last post Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 08, 2007, 03:51:12 PM
Deutsche Post - Schnell wie Schnecke

Last snail mail Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 08, 2007, 04:38:08 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 08, 2007, 01:18:10 PM
That's derived from merken = to notice/realize*. merks is the (informal) imperative form, short for merk es!

*in other context also to memorize (as in: memorize a number)

I thought a merkin was something else...   ;)

Last fuzzy logic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 08, 2007, 06:34:27 PM
AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGH!

:D

Last Aaaaaaaaaggggggggh! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on June 08, 2007, 06:54:25 PM
Yurrrrgh?!

Last grunting is fun and surprisingly expressive Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 08, 2007, 07:50:24 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on June 08, 2007, 04:38:08 PM
I thought a merkin was something else...   ;)

As a result of reading Pratchett I know that too. What would Medusa use ;)?

Last triple entendre Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 08, 2007, 08:28:18 PM
Yah, I'm in Canada, so a merkin is something from down south. ;) ;)

I imagine you could borrow Medusa's to do a Cthulu impression, applied as a false beard.

Last Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 08, 2007, 08:51:08 PM
There are some Freudian interpretations of the Great Old Ones (and more explicit ones in Alien).

Last Iä Shub-Niggurath, Goat with a 1000 Young Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on June 08, 2007, 09:32:16 PM
I am about to replace my PC's firewall and virus checker.


Last wish me luck as you wave me goodbye Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 08, 2007, 10:23:08 PM
Good luck.


Last waving Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on June 08, 2007, 10:42:29 PM
Astonishingly it seemd to work.  Trend Micro has gone the way of Norton before it and I'm now using Microsoft (careful with the pronunciation here) "One Care".

With a bit more rationalisation of suppliers I'll be able to buy my whole life from just Tesco and Microsoft. There's something to look foward to.


Last not waving but drowning Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 08, 2007, 11:59:21 PM
Microsoft may get invited onto the Jonathan Ross show. He has been advertising their product several times tonight. He does have a Spanish accent doesn't he?

There used to be a fabulous merkin website. The range was excellent.

Last exhausted Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 09, 2007, 10:03:04 AM
Do you think that, if I write a letter to Bill Gates, he'd send me a few thousand dollars for beer?


Last he got enough for himself Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on June 09, 2007, 10:11:18 AM
I think it's been tried.
In my case he just reminded me my MSDN subscription needed renewing.

Last that's why he's $34bn richer than me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 09, 2007, 10:21:23 AM
Quote from: beagle on June 09, 2007, 10:11:18 AM
Last that's why he's $34bn richer than me Post


So, that means you're quite rich as well, as his wealth is estimated at 56bn, that makes you a billionaire with 22bn on your account.

Which according to the the Forbes list is the wealth of David Thomson & family. I think we've just discovered your secret identity.


Last and you're Canadian Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 09, 2007, 10:29:35 AM
No, I think he is a Scottish squirrel in disguise.

Last but not a red one Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 09, 2007, 10:47:14 AM
Unfortunately he is merely a Greek Lycanthropic.

Last revealing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 09, 2007, 11:17:06 AM
Versipelles Britannicus?

Last as long as he doesn't turn out to be another were-bread Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 09, 2007, 12:41:14 PM
Don't talk about bread, while I'm hungry.



Last starving Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 09, 2007, 04:17:38 PM
Wow, who would have thought, a billionaire among us all this time...

Last beagle, can I interest you in an investment proposition ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 09, 2007, 05:18:03 PM
And maybe you'd like to invest in a young potential alco... I mean a young perspective student...?



Last Ineedmoney Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 09, 2007, 06:11:39 PM
Quote from: KiyoIneedmoney
And who doesn't?

Last beagle? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 09, 2007, 07:53:09 PM
Quite possibly.

Last beagle-is-a-billionaire related Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on June 09, 2007, 10:14:24 PM
Actually I made the $34bn figure up. That was Microsoft's revenue in the year it last fitted on my calculator some time in the 80s.

Last poor as church mouse Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 09, 2007, 10:20:04 PM
Quote from: beagle on June 09, 2007, 10:14:24 PM
poor as church mouse
Which church? ;)

Last priests talk a lot about poverty but their churches are rarely poor... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 09, 2007, 10:51:49 PM
Quote from: beagle on June 09, 2007, 10:14:24 PM
Actually I made the $34bn figure up. That was Microsoft's revenue in the year it last fitted on my calculator some time in the 80s.

You can't get out of this one anymore.

Now that we know that you're rich, you'll remain that way in our eyes, no matter what excuses you make.


Last or at least in mine Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 09, 2007, 11:02:58 PM
lol

Last Rawr-internets-speak Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 09, 2007, 11:24:02 PM
What is this assumption that church mice are poor?

Last question everything Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 09, 2007, 11:36:16 PM
Take Mickey Mouse for example.

He's a mouse and probably rich as hell.


Last not a church mouse though Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 10, 2007, 02:02:24 AM
Mickey Mouse would be ill-advised to divorce Minnie Mouse in the UK.

Last Abramovichish Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 10, 2007, 04:18:16 AM
Divorce? Never!

Last he would try to pull an OJ, though Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 10, 2007, 08:54:11 AM
It's ten o'clock. Do you know where youre Mickey Mouse is?
(http://www.cagle.com/caglecards/main.asp?image=http://cagle.slate.msn.com/working/070510/harrison.gif)
http://www.cagle.com/caglecards/main.asp?image=http://cagle.slate.msn.com/working/070510/harrison.gif

Maybe beagle is actually Snoopy who has emigrated to Britain after the death of CMS.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 10, 2007, 10:00:34 AM
This is the newest picture of beagle:

(http://www.affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/snoopy_small.jpg)

Those who see him, please advise him to meet me for a drink, I need to talk to him about some investing...


Last still hoping he's rich as hell Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 10, 2007, 10:37:14 AM
Is the devil a successful investor?

Last at the banks of hell Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 10, 2007, 11:53:47 AM
Depends whether you prefer the 1604 text Doctor Faustus - "Never too late, if Faustus can repent" or the 1616 version "Never too late, if Faustus will repent" ?

Last will and can are tricky Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on June 10, 2007, 04:35:33 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 10, 2007, 10:37:14 AM
Is the devil a successful investor?

Coleridge is not clear on the subject:

"From his brimstone bed, at break of day, A-walking the Devil is gone, To look at his little snug farm of the world, and see how his stock went on."

Last equivocation of the fiend Post

P.S. Kiyo,  You've rumbled me. Unfortunately my fortune is tied up in Nigeria though and needs a third party to get it out. If you could just loan me a $1000 U.S.  ...



Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 10, 2007, 05:22:17 PM
He must be one of those investors that get all upset if his profit margin doesn't meet expectations.

Last even if the company is profitable Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 10, 2007, 05:29:17 PM
Quote from: beagle on June 10, 2007, 04:35:33 PM
P.S. Kiyo,  You've rumbled me. Unfortunately my fortune is tied up in Nigeria though and needs a third party to get it out. If you could just loan me a $1000 U.S.  ...

I would not trust in US$. It is ironic that the $-bills have to put their trust in god (despite all anti-trust laws).
Isn't money the root of all evil and therefore have a closer connection to the LOrd of this World?

Last an obolos for the diabolos Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 10, 2007, 05:33:29 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 10, 2007, 05:29:17 PM
I would not trust in US$.

For a moment there I thought that you were talking about the weakness of the dolar and the renovated strength of the Euro. ;)

Last they plan to raise interest rates here to avoid loosing foreign investment  :-\ Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 10, 2007, 05:45:58 PM
I suppose.

Last plain Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 10, 2007, 05:55:49 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 10, 2007, 05:33:29 PM
Last they plan to raise interest rates here to avoid loosing foreign investment  :-\ Post

Last they raise interest rates here to make the housing market collapse Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 10, 2007, 06:27:59 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 10, 2007, 05:33:29 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 10, 2007, 05:29:17 PM
I would not trust in US$.

For a moment there I thought that you were talking about the weakness of the dolar and the renovated strength of the Euro. ;)

Why only for a moment? I predict that the old joke about the Ruble will be told about the US$:
The Ruble is now convertible to Pound and Dollar...1 pound of rubles equal 1$.

Last give me true Rhinu Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on June 10, 2007, 07:19:43 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 10, 2007, 05:29:17 PMIsn't money the root of all evil and therefore have a closer connection to the LOrd of this World?

I think it's the "love" of money. A very close, deep and enduring friendship with money is OK.  Just look at the Vatican and Church of England.

Can't understand the stuff my self. Rumours of a further stock market slide next week despite  the fact the Chinese are about to spend $200bn of their trillions of  dollar reserves buying up investments round the World.

Last nouveau pauvre Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 10, 2007, 08:10:02 PM
Everybody wants to invest, but nobody wants to invest in me.

Except my father, but he's not comfortable with the return interests.


Last I can't blame him Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 10, 2007, 09:21:18 PM
He could invest in me instead - but I am probably past my sell by date.

Last aging Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 11, 2007, 05:13:49 AM
But I'm not.

Last need money Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 11, 2007, 07:33:19 AM
What future is there in squid? Would you invest in squid futures?
Of course, if the prediction about sqibbons is correct...
(http://www.futureiswild.jp/img/chara/138_squibbon.jpg)
http://www.futureiswild.jp/img/chara/138_squibbon.jpg
Last wild future Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 11, 2007, 07:36:54 AM
OK, invest in squidlings instead.


Last I have an agreement with them, we split the money 50:50 Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 11, 2007, 11:21:45 AM
I guess they have mastered pickpocketing by now.

Last I just lastposted in the competition results thread by accident :D Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 11, 2007, 08:21:54 PM
I suppose eight arms makes it easier to do that.

Last SQUIDLINGS! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 12, 2007, 03:06:58 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 11, 2007, 11:21:45 AM
Last I just lastposted in the competition results thread by accident :D Post

Last you don't win the competition in this thread that way Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 12, 2007, 05:41:22 AM
There are several threads that I've nearly lastposted in recently.


Sooner or later, all threads in a general discussion forum move in parallel directions.  I think it defines the soul of the forum (DP forum always turns into cartoon-style battles).  I'm glad that deep down this place is one big Last Post thread.

Last because it's the thread for everything and keeps going forever Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 12, 2007, 08:03:30 AM
And I'll have a Last Post on that!


Last let's have a toast Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 12, 2007, 08:42:22 AM
Roasted toast!

Last Earl of Sandwich* Post

*is that some kind of troll sorceress?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 12, 2007, 11:49:40 AM
Where is the Last Post Monastery?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 12, 2007, 01:13:36 PM
At the end of the coach line probably.

Last monking Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 12, 2007, 04:11:21 PM
Spent two days at a public pool.

Great two days.

Will spend more this week.

Now I am red as a tomato.


Last better than look like cauliflower though Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on June 12, 2007, 04:48:16 PM
Yow.

No full-body burn for me, but after a sunny weekend (and more importantly, not wearing sunscreen while mowing the lawn), I'm officially a redneck.

Last yee-haw Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 12, 2007, 04:52:16 PM
Did you gathered some bad habits in the process?

Last I hope not Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 12, 2007, 06:47:06 PM
Such as standing in an alley with your friends and drinking beer?

Last too much tv Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 12, 2007, 08:02:22 PM
I personally like to sit down while drinking my beer.

Love to drink in public parks with friends. Can be quite amusing, when the right people are around...


Last meet me at the park Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 12, 2007, 08:17:36 PM
i.e. absence of the embodied authority of the law ;)?

Last don't entice the police to drink Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 12, 2007, 08:24:24 PM
Depends on the country, I suppose.  Some places in the world, public drinking is just fine.

I'd like it here, but Canadians are far to car-dependent to make this a safe proposition.  Much better of an idea in a pedestrian/transit culture.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 12, 2007, 08:26:27 PM
Well, it's quite usual to drink in parks in Serbia, where I used to live, because it's cheaper than sitting in bars, and not much money handy most of the time... :)

In Germany, we used to drink in parks, where it is possible to grill as well...


Last I'm hungry and thirsty right now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 12, 2007, 08:34:29 PM
Yes, we get out to grill in parks around here.  Drinking isn't legal, but last time we were out every group near us was drinking openly.  Generally if one isn't making trouble, trouble won't come looking for you.  Calgary is a pretty hard-drinking city compared to some areas, so alcohol is fairly acceptable (about similar to pot in Vancouver, I suppose).

Korea, you can drink EVERYWHERE, including street bars (like hotdog stands, only with bar stools and serving soju) and at the top of mountains where they have small snack and drink camps set up.  And sometimes free samples on the trailside from a local producer. ;D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 12, 2007, 11:02:23 PM
Everywhere is fine with me.

I also can drink everywhere, and almost anytime...


Last no, I am not an alcoholic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 13, 2007, 02:14:27 AM
That seems to be the thought of half the populace of my county.

Last glug glug Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 13, 2007, 08:45:53 AM
We better avoid Russian (or Irish) jokes :(.

Last Kommt ne Frau beim Arzt Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 13, 2007, 02:55:29 PM
Let's avoid jokes altogether. It's a serious business getting the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on June 13, 2007, 03:13:27 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 12, 2007, 08:26:27 PM
Well, it's quite usual to drink in parks in Serbia, where I used to live, because it's cheaper than sitting in bars, and not much money handy most of the time... :)
This is also the idea behind what they call "pre-drinking" here... you get your buzz on at home at normal retail store prices, then maybe only have a drink or two at the pub/club/whatever during your debauchery.

People around here usually pre-drink at home, though.

Last where's the beer? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 13, 2007, 03:40:00 PM
I think it's the norm everywhere in the world.

At least in the greater part of the world.

Although i pre-drink a lot in pubs here in the czech republic, but that's because the beer is very cheap (around 0,50€ for 0,5 litres of good beer).



Last yeah, where's the beer? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 13, 2007, 04:33:42 PM
Quote from: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on June 13, 2007, 03:13:27 PM
This is also the idea behind what they call "pre-drinking" here... you get your buzz on at home at normal retail store prices, then maybe only have a drink or two at the pub/club/whatever during your debauchery.

People around here usually pre-drink at home, though.

Last where's the beer? Post

North Americans often have the added advantage of private parks, AKA the 'back yard'.  I'm stuck in an apartment, but we managed to set up a nice pub patio on the balcony this year.  And the BBQ is close to hand.  Good coffee shop substitute, too - especially as there are no really good patios of either type close to our place.  We've been eating most meals out there when the weather is nice - there's even a view of the river if you lean out over the railing a bit. ;)

Last but we're a bit short on beer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 13, 2007, 04:36:41 PM
Roll out the barrel...

Last sober but singing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 13, 2007, 04:43:56 PM
Bring out the tap

LAst why am I singing? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 13, 2007, 05:15:05 PM
How can I keep from singing?

Last by doing more morbid lyrics for the choral squids, I presume Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 13, 2007, 06:47:03 PM
I'm singing in the rain, just singing in the rain.

And there's no rain in sight...


Last sunny, but beerless at the moment Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 13, 2007, 07:18:45 PM
Expecting a beer rain?

Last hopefully not bottles Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 13, 2007, 07:45:13 PM
Sounds painful, if it were.

Last Cloudy, with a Chance of Meatballs Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on June 13, 2007, 07:51:27 PM
I think if we had more meat-related weather, I'd be less inclined to get a rain barrel.

Last but when we get single malt scotch falling from the sky, I'll be using the downspout as a straw Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 13, 2007, 08:19:41 PM
Lol. I might consider that if Barq's fell from the sky, And my drain pipes were clean.

Last raining your drink of choice for over 50 years! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 13, 2007, 08:37:23 PM
If water restrictions continue here we will have to drink rain water.

Last its been raining, just not where it should Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 13, 2007, 10:52:39 PM
The Last Post Analysis is not required in it's old form; Swato and Kiyo are easily the most frequent posters. But we could do with one for alcohol and weather.

Last stereo-typical Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on June 14, 2007, 01:16:30 AM
Never mind the weather, I like to play my old test record:

Left channel                                                                                     Right channel

Last stereophonic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 14, 2007, 01:40:00 AM
Perhaps a more occult meaning?
(http://www.bartlesville.lib.ok.us/blog/kids/uploaded_images/magic-fish-792630.jpg)
Last stereogram Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 14, 2007, 02:57:49 AM
Oooh, I hated those things as a kid! I could never figure out what they were supposed be.

Last worst Valentine's day cards EVAR Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bruder Cuzzen on June 14, 2007, 08:17:59 AM
It's 3.15 am I imagine no one else is up at this ungodly hour so I suppose this is the LAST POST
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 14, 2007, 09:24:12 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 14, 2007, 01:40:00 AM
Perhaps a more occult meaning?
(http://www.bartlesville.lib.ok.us/blog/kids/uploaded_images/magic-fish-792630.jpg)
Last stereogram Post

Rather fishy!

Last where's the harpoon? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 14, 2007, 11:26:28 AM
What is it that should appear in the picture?

Because all I can see in it are breasts and beer bottles. But I'm pretty sure that is not what I should see.


Last a nice thunderstorm in the morning Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 14, 2007, 11:31:19 AM
Actually this type of picture should be easier to recognise drunk because you need the same eye direction as in seeing doubly (usually considered a sign of drunkenness)

Last drinking to appreciate art Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 14, 2007, 01:37:08 PM
It's time to start drinking then.


Last finally a cultural reason for drinking - art Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 14, 2007, 03:47:04 PM
Maybe a cloned classic Dutch painter will portray you.

Last where is the official HOT painter? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 14, 2007, 05:18:33 PM
Dunno. Perhaps we should place an advertisement in the art area?

Last makin' stuff up Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 14, 2007, 11:25:03 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 14, 2007, 03:47:04 PM
Maybe a cloned classic Dutch painter will portray you.

A friend of mine, who is a painter, has promised me a portrait.


Last looking forward to it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 15, 2007, 06:38:13 AM
Quote from: Kanaloa the Squidly on June 14, 2007, 05:18:33 PM
Dunno. Perhaps we should place an advertisement in the art area?

And have a gallery with portraits in different styles. I wait for the cubist Kiyo.

Last for me a bas relief in Akkadian style please Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 15, 2007, 09:29:44 AM
Cubist? Does that mean I have to get drunk? ;)


Last I should stop talking about alcohol, it's getting past alcoholism Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 15, 2007, 01:03:05 PM
Isn't this the cubists anonymous thread?

Last and what about ikosahedrons? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 15, 2007, 02:38:48 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 15, 2007, 01:03:05 PM
Isn't this the cubists anonymous thread?

I thought this was the AA meeting...

Guess we were both wrong...


Last as always, I'm wrong Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 15, 2007, 03:25:36 PM
just give it to me, for the love of sweet jibbilie jesus.

~Qwerty
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 15, 2007, 03:33:18 PM
Mr Q!

You have sinned.

Repent!

You didn't

Last Post

-ed

L is been that long? P
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 15, 2007, 04:20:04 PM
That is mandatory, you know, being as this IS the

Last Post

Game.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on June 15, 2007, 04:21:12 PM
Just had a brain fart:

Pent = bottled-up (e.g. "pent-up anger")
Repent = "shove it back in"?

My mind wanders like that from time to time.  It was worst in geotechnical engineering classes.

Last how many blows until refusal? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 15, 2007, 05:50:36 PM
You are not the only one. It's cases like those where one actually begins to think about the innards of language.
While we are at it. Do you fall in autumn and get up again in spring? What connection is there between the packing case and the case in court (or noun)? A casus is actually a fall (the German word is actually Fall for both).

Last no surprise* that computers have difficulty to decode language Post

*is there a sousprise too. A prize of one sous would not be much.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 15, 2007, 06:21:39 PM
Sure computers can decode languages.

I am a computer myself.

Although more of a software...


Last and most of the time very malicious software Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 15, 2007, 06:58:19 PM
Yes the brain tends to be soft (the hard-ware of alcoholics is the liver).

Last are you hard-nosed? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 15, 2007, 07:24:28 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 12, 2007, 11:02:23 PM
Everywhere is fine with me.

I also can drink everywhere, and almost anytime...


Last no, I am not an alcoholic Post

Everywhere?  Can you drink in midair?
(without mechanical assistance?)
(http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/1438/wonsick02021175960291qn3.jpg)

Last Didn't I tell you they drink everywhere in Korea? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 15, 2007, 07:39:05 PM
How the heck do you do that without spilling it all over your self?

Last I heard about practice but this goes beyond Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 15, 2007, 07:50:48 PM
Quite a picture.


Last floating in mid-air while drunk is illegal Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 15, 2007, 08:39:30 PM
um.... *repent*

is that good?

yay internet.

um...

god I'm tired.

NO MOAR SCHOOL.

blah. I need to actually contribute to the topic.


ummm....... I've never floated while drunk.

although I have imagined it must be interesting to ride "The Tower of Terror" while on LSD

last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 15, 2007, 08:49:37 PM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 15, 2007, 08:39:30 PM
ummm....... I've never floated while drunk.

Come to think of it, I've been through (more then) a few chem labs at approximately half that altitude.
But that was dehydrated alcohol.

Last ^o^ ^o^ ^o^ ^o^ ^o^ Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 15, 2007, 09:49:53 PM
Your Skool ends early. Ours dont get out til  July.

Me? I got 4 more weeks but since all work has to be finished in the next 2, I dont understand what the last 2 weeks are for.

Last down with Skool Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 16, 2007, 02:16:55 AM
yay for not sleeping and in stead playing entirely too much video games!

last dear god someone stop this child post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 16, 2007, 10:32:12 AM
Quote from: Agujjim on June 15, 2007, 08:49:37 PM
But that was dehydrated alcohol.
Last ^o^ ^o^ ^o^ ^o^ ^o^ Post

You have drunk from that Austrian wine again!

Last buy it! you won't get antifreezant cheaper ever Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 16, 2007, 02:36:02 PM
oh, BTW, my sister is graduation today, so um, yay.

time to be a only child.

last yarrr post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 16, 2007, 07:01:28 PM
Has graduation become lethal? ;)

Last or are you going to strangle her Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 16, 2007, 07:41:35 PM
I hope not, because that means my demise was supposed to have happened a week or two ago.
I also strongly advise against any attempted strangling of your older sister, Qwert.

Last not dead Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 16, 2007, 07:51:43 PM
I feel like strangling someone. I'd prefer to make it a Symentec (Norton) employee, but I am open to other suggestions.

Last demented Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 16, 2007, 09:03:15 PM
well, I was reffering to her going off to college, but now that you mention it...

I'm not sure I ever mentioned my sister here before. ergo the exaggerated BTW.

Last dear god I need sleep
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 16, 2007, 10:07:37 PM
Is there a special term for someone being mentioned in the Last Post for the first time?

Last how much would could we sell mentions for? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 16, 2007, 11:14:04 PM
erm, not that I'm aware of.

last theres a word for that whole, giving a fancy name to everything... thing that things like beurocracy's(sp?) do

hmm....

last last last last last last last post post postpost post post post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 17, 2007, 01:09:03 AM
I don't know about that but how about copying that practice among certain peoples of renaming a parent after a child.

I name this post after the one below.

Last teknonymic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 17, 2007, 01:14:16 AM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 16, 2007, 02:36:02 PM
oh, BTW, my sister is graduation today, so um, yay.

time to be a only child.

last yarrr post

Yes, my sister spent the years I was away from home trying to convince my parents she was an only child.

Last good thing she doesn't have access to the will Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 17, 2007, 02:43:21 AM
apparently it's gay pride month.

last yay gay people (http://www.queersighted.com/2007/06/10/young-man-orchestrates-massive-gay-pride-parade-on-youtube/) post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on June 17, 2007, 04:09:43 AM
yeah everybody

so Qwerty -- now an "only" child do you get a larger bedroom or something-- that was always my goal- a bigger room

lastdo the girllie curtains have to staypost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 17, 2007, 04:24:17 AM
Maybe. My (non-girly) curtains would have to stay up, if I were leaving this year, and my younger sister got the room.
She can wait two more years, though, when I disappear for school up north.

Last only two more years! Two more years! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on June 17, 2007, 04:36:09 AM
that two years will fly

lastoh hwere does time gopost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 17, 2007, 04:46:57 AM
I know. :D I'm looking forward to planning in the mean time.

Last wait and plan Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 17, 2007, 04:56:53 AM
my sister is not very "girlie"

and no, no larger room. just a slightly more stable house.

it should be interesting. no older sister at home, I'd be a sophomore, so there'd be freshmen in high school to laugh at...

damn. 3 more years. that's something.


last I'm OLD. I'm not old.... I'm getting old. I'lll be old.... I'm not old, am I? shit, they're playing batman the animated series on boomerange. I'm old post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 17, 2007, 09:22:15 AM
Any Linus-vs-Lucy-isms to share?

Last and where's Rerun? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 17, 2007, 02:24:37 PM
iunno. she just used to beat on me alot. but now I'm bigger, and my arms are longer (useful for choke-hold-'contests') so she hasn't attacked me lately.

she's a fun person, she just happens to go on periods of loathing everything. introvert you see, and I'm extroverted.

TO THE MAX!

last ENFP, if I remember correctly. not even sure what half of those mean though, I'll have to take the test again post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 17, 2007, 04:29:31 PM
I am not a fan of C.G.Jung

Last and Freud neither Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 17, 2007, 05:46:12 PM
I could never finish Jung's book, and never got arounf to Frued, so I cannot speak on that.

I could say that's what older sisters are for, but I never beat on my sibs. Physically anyway. They always took it too far the few times I tried, and it became a brawl.

Choke-Hold contests? Egads! You two sound like you broke furniture when you were younger.

Last beatin' on the sibs Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 17, 2007, 06:18:12 PM
I wouldn't be the least bit surprised.

last not much to add post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 17, 2007, 08:13:21 PM
Jung defined individuation - (relating to unconscious, rather than conscious ego. Jung has been used for inspiring many later theories - mostly nothing to do with his original work. And plenty that misuses it too. If one looks at Jung soley in terms of his own actual work, and his work relative to his time, a lot of misappropriation would not be misunderstood. Context is all. Give the guy a break.

Last triviality be damned Post

But I agree about Freud
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 17, 2007, 08:19:02 PM
No Elektra complex there?

Last understandably castration complex doesn't sound appealing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 17, 2007, 08:24:17 PM
Indeed. Of course, if I were to be truly open to the Greatness of Men (and I shall leave the Melanie Klein woman out of this), I would have to allow that without Freud we might not be where we are today.  ;D

Last re-considering which people I need to ingratiate myself with Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 18, 2007, 01:21:50 AM
I have no idea what you all are talking about. I might take pysch in junior year, but that's a maybe.

last not promising post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 18, 2007, 01:16:14 PM
Maybe Wilhelm Reich would be more your line currently ;) ;D

Last innuendo Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 18, 2007, 03:46:22 PM
Drinking in mid-air?

I sometimes feel like floating, when drunk, does that count?


Sibling wars?

I still got a three-stitch scar on the back of my head, when I was thrown on the radiator by my sister. But, she had good reasons, I threw her new doll on the floor. :)


Jung?

I have nothing to say on that topic...


Last catching up with you Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 18, 2007, 04:20:49 PM
Ever watched http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067958/ ?

Last that's Wilhelm Reich for you Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 18, 2007, 05:11:32 PM
I would love to see that, although I have no clue how to find it here.

Last I'm thinking in bitting the bullet and suscribe to netflix but I don't have time to watch Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 18, 2007, 05:17:48 PM
I only saw that movie once in the Arsenal cinema in Berlin, truly bizarre but not necessarily one that one would buy.

Last love the obscure Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 18, 2007, 08:43:07 PM
Where can one buy an orgone box nowadays, or did Einstein devalue the sales?

Last energy guzzling Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 18, 2007, 11:40:57 PM
I just spent, oh say, 7 hours in a room filled with Shakespeare geeks, including me.

yay two weeks of shakespeare camp. "oh no, I do believe you CAN have a trochee for that foot" or "hell, it's all benvolios fault they all died, he's the one who got them invited to the party"

and plenty of "get me my sword, ho" jokes.

last lol shakespeare post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 18, 2007, 11:49:55 PM
Why did Shakespeare write the number of plays he did (was it 32 or 23?)?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on June 19, 2007, 07:38:14 AM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 18, 2007, 11:40:57 PM
"hell, it's all benvolios fault they all died, he's the one who got them invited to the party"

No, it's the priest's fault for using an unreliable messaging service. The whole play is in fact a warning about the necessity of getting the "Model Transport Layer" of the OSI 7 layer networking model right.

Quote from: Griffin
Why did Shakespeare write the number of plays he did (was it 32 or 23?)?
High 30s (especially if you include the stuff not in the First Folio). Perhaps he was following Dr Johnson's advice, "No man but a blockhead ever wrote, except for money".

Besides, have you seen the other jobs available in the 16th Century?


Last empty it yourself Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 19, 2007, 07:49:04 AM
I always thought that the whole thing with the apothecary wouldn't have happened, if the prescription drug regulations had been better organized. And why didn't they check the ID cards at the party?

Last Romeo would get more for his pedophilia than the manslaughter these days Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on June 19, 2007, 12:27:36 PM
It's a nice idea of yours. Go through Shakespeare doing a "Cold Comfort Farm"; devising simple work rounds to the "gothic" tragedy.

If only Macbeth had sent Lady M off to her mother's for the royal visit.
If only Lear had got proper inheritance tax planning.
If only Caesar had turned round and done some gardening at the "Aye, but not gone" comment.

Last if only Othello had taken his Valium Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 19, 2007, 01:05:07 PM
oh, we're doing King Lear. don't have parts yet, but we're all doing equal tracks, so I might be Lear A in one scene, the Edmund B in the next, then the second servant.

s'cool way to do it.

and Shakespeare wrote as many as he did because he died after he wrote the last one. :D mere chance, if I'm not mistaken

~Qwerty
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 19, 2007, 01:43:59 PM
He did not die but came to the US under the name of Elvis Presley to start in a new career line.

Last awaiting his next coming Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on June 19, 2007, 02:11:36 PM
Qwerty, don't volunteer to be Gloucester - it gets messy.


Last avoid Cornwall Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on June 19, 2007, 02:46:57 PM
Quote from: beagle on June 19, 2007, 02:11:36 PM
Last avoid Cornwall Post
That's good advice generally.   ;D

Last who the hell goes to Cornwall?!  Seriously! (http://www.qwantz.com/index.pl?comic=15) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 19, 2007, 03:22:27 PM
And don't travel in middle March, if you could be mistaken for ol' Julius.

Last and don't invite the hags for dinner Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 19, 2007, 04:37:08 PM
For those who watch British commercial TV, if only King Lear had gone to Specsavers.

Last which haggis for dinner? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 19, 2007, 06:04:52 PM
And the beer keeps on flowing...



Last two beer or not two beer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 19, 2007, 06:17:43 PM
Drink two beer in the morning,
Drink two beer at night,
Drink two beer in the afternoon...
It'll make you feel alright!

Last I drink two beer before I drink two beer, and then I drink two more Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 19, 2007, 06:48:12 PM
Or tipsy. Either way.


Last WEEEEEEeeeeOOOO! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 19, 2007, 07:32:28 PM
|: So leben wir, so leben wir,
   So leb'n wir alle Tage
   Bei der allerschönsten Kneipkompanie.
   Des Morgens bei dem klaren Wein,
   Des Mittags bei dem Bier,
   Vor Morgengrau'n geht's nicht ins Nachtquartier. :|

Times of day vary with different versions

Last Alter Deassauer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 19, 2007, 08:58:41 PM
I would put that through a translator, but I suspect it will manke no sense.


Last So much for Babbel Fish translating any language in the universe Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 19, 2007, 11:32:50 PM
Could we put Swatopluk through the Babel Fish translator?

Last or will it only take squidlings? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 19, 2007, 11:58:12 PM
I actually am glouchester, but before the whole gouging thing. I've got a part talking to King lear, "Tom" or Edgar, and the Foo' about how my son tried to kill me, yet i still love him.

other than that, I'm a knight a couple scenes before that, I'm Kent in the first scene, with the first line, and I'm Albany B in the last scene.

in case I didn't mention before, we're doing tracks, so I of course have differen't parts  in different scenes, and we're doing a condensed version, so it's only 17 scenes long.

last lolz more shakespeare post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 20, 2007, 12:00:20 AM
I have trouble just being myself.

Last do you get to wear interesting costumes? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 20, 2007, 02:04:38 AM
nope, no costumes. everyones on stage at the same time, using a different plays set, we can't touch the set, and the only props we get are some wood swords for the fight scenes.

s'fun.

last minimalistic post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 20, 2007, 11:49:35 AM
There is a wonderful sketch (in German) about "My father, poorly led. World, world, oh world!" ;D

Last cow juice Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 20, 2007, 12:40:03 PM
oh, me and my friend have this joke that is only funny in german. it's not even a pun, it's just something he (or was I) said.

and I mangle the german every time, but that's besides the point.

in english, it's "So, Jesus is standing in a bar, and the jesus says "ah, I am jesus, give me a beer, please" and the bartender says "ah, you are jesus! ahahahhaaahahahaaa!""

thought you might be interested.

last lolz foreign language post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on June 20, 2007, 01:47:37 PM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 19, 2007, 01:05:07 PM
...and Shakespeare wrote as many as he did because he died after he wrote the last one. :D mere chance, if I'm not mistaken

(I'm running pages of posts behind)

Hmmm, maybe.  Read Prospero's goodbye speech at the end of The Tempest. It reads very much like Shakespeare's identifying himself with Prospero saying goodbye. Always makes the hairs on the back of my neck (and front of my palms) stand up.

Did he scare himself with the power of his language? Did he fancy a retirement growing vegetable marrows in Stratford? Did he think his number was up? Who can say?


Last our revels now are ended Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on June 20, 2007, 02:20:07 PM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 20, 2007, 12:40:03 PM
oh, me and my friend have this joke that is only funny in german. it's not even a pun, it's just something he (or was I) said.
I find that jokes sometimes get funnier with translation.

As a teenager, my parents would buy Honey Nut Cheerios a fair bit, and for a while, they had jokes on the back... the English jokes were crappy, and the French jokes were likely crappy in French as well (in Canada, since all the food packaging is bilingual, kids often know how to say "no sugar added" in French before they can say "can you direct me to the supermarket")... but when they were translated into English, they were hilarious (at least to me):

- what is a bee's favourite playing card?  The queen of spades!!!
- what does a bee do in his leisure time?  He plays darts!!!

Yeah, maybe I just have a weird sense of humour.

;D

Last aucun sucre adjoutee Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 20, 2007, 03:08:02 PM
I don't get the Jesus joke, even if I try to translate it into German.

Last Kommt ne Frau beim Arzt Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 20, 2007, 03:48:20 PM
YAY for cereal-box French! (oddly, when I was a child, my parents insisted that we asked for the milk in French.  Nothing else.)

I am now trying to learn noodle-bag Korean. ;D
It's more interesting to read packages than study. 


Last kric krac kroc Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 20, 2007, 07:31:09 PM
Sounds like a plan to me. I think I have my own Korean noodle bag to go attempt to read. Hmm, souds like lunch and something to do. Good.


Last I shouldn't really post when I'm hungry Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 20, 2007, 10:14:59 PM
Quote from: beagle on June 20, 2007, 01:47:37 PM
(I'm running pages of posts behind)

Well you'll never get the

Last Post

then.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on June 20, 2007, 10:22:34 PM
Especially not if I take it.

Last sneaky Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 20, 2007, 11:35:27 PM
I don't think it's funny 'cause A) it's not a funny joke in german, and B) you probably translated it correctly and C) it's better aloud, as the joke is in the bartenders reaction.

I wouldn't attempt to type it out phonetically, as I have no idea how most of it is spelled... and It'd probably make less sense.

last lolz more foreign language post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 21, 2007, 12:42:36 AM
Did Q forget to say the barman slipped on a banana skin?

Last barmen look great dressed in banana skins Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 21, 2007, 02:04:52 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName The Watson of Sherlock on June 21, 2007, 12:42:36 AM
Did Q forget to say the barman slipped on a banana skin?

Last barmen look great dressed in banana skins Post
What were you drinking that time?  ;D :GOT: :drunk:

Last or are we talking about banana splits? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 21, 2007, 02:10:14 AM
no... no banana slips... his reaction is a slightly orgasmic (hey, we were freshmen) falsetto laugh.

ahhhahahahahahahaaaaa

mebbe we'll record it sometime. hidden track type-o-thingamajigger

last to quote Shakespeare, flibbertigibbet post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on June 21, 2007, 04:45:45 AM
last  :bed:     post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bruder Cuzzen on June 21, 2007, 05:25:24 AM
I'm just gitten ' started  :drive: LAST POST!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 21, 2007, 08:58:28 AM
This needs a change of gear before beer but after taking the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on June 21, 2007, 12:24:15 PM
That's Ok, while you're fiddling with the gear stick, I'll take the Last Post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 21, 2007, 12:59:06 PM
prepare to be snatchified!

*snatch*

muayahahahaaaaa

last attack of the posty-snatchers post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on June 21, 2007, 02:19:28 PM
Better the posty-snatchers than the snatching posties.

Last where's my mailbox? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 21, 2007, 03:31:19 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 21, 2007, 02:04:52 AM
[What were you drinking that time?  ;D :GOT: :drunk:

Too much caffeine.

Last interlocutary Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 21, 2007, 04:22:20 PM
Klatchian coffee?

Last don't mix with Scumble post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 21, 2007, 05:18:12 PM
Definately.

Last way too sober Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 21, 2007, 06:48:55 PM
Don't become knurd!

Last then you have to drink to become sober Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 21, 2007, 10:01:36 PM
Some people think the next competition winner will be the person who mentions alcohol most often.

Last how mistaken can one be? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 22, 2007, 02:23:41 AM
hey, swato, what do you know about the "German Santa"?

Apparently I hear there is a good santa (the typical type one thinks of) and then a bad-santa, who comes and whips bad children, and if you're especially bad, he stuffs you in a barrel and drags you down back to hell with him.

last much more effective than Americas bad-side of santa post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on June 22, 2007, 03:00:21 AM
If the words

Ho-Ho-Ho and Santi-Wrap cause you to fall in the freaking floor and cry tears of joy/sadness/ and OMG then you've sen the best "bad santa" of them all in action

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 22, 2007, 04:32:00 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName The Watson of Sherlock on June 21, 2007, 10:01:36 PM
Some people think the next competition winner will be the person who mentions alcohol most often.

Last how mistaken can one be? Post

What about the person who mentions the most alcohols? ;)

Last R-OH R'-OH R"-OH Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 22, 2007, 09:06:16 AM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 22, 2007, 02:23:41 AM
hey, swato, what do you know about the "German Santa"?

Apparently I hear there is a good santa (the typical type one thinks of) and then a bad-santa, who comes and whips bad children, and if you're especially bad, he stuffs you in a barrel and drags you down back to hell with him.

There are many local traditions. There is not even a single Santa because since Luther there are two different "good" ones:
a) St.Nikolaus (=>Santa Claus)
b) der Weihnachtsmann (Xmas Man ;))
The first has traditionally a "bad" companion that does the whipping for naughty children, the second has to do it himself.
The dark companion runs under many names but Knecht Ruprecht (Knecht means servant) is the most common.
His origin is debated but probably pagan. In the famous poem by Theodor Storm ("Knecht Ruprecht"*) that most children have (or had) to learn here, Ruprecht does the job alone and das Christkind (child christ) looks down from heaven approvingly.

"Von drauß' vom Walde komm ich her..."

Last beware of Robot Santa Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 22, 2007, 09:29:27 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName The Watson of Sherlock on June 21, 2007, 10:01:36 PM
Some people think the next competition winner will be the person who mentions alcohol most often.

If that would be the case, people don't even have to bother, cause I'm the winner of that one.

Quote from: Kanaloa the Squidly on June 21, 2007, 05:18:12 PM
Last way too sober Post

I've felt that way once. I didn't like that feeling... ;)

Quote from: Swatopluk on June 21, 2007, 06:48:55 PM
Last then you have to drink to become sober Post

Something similiar happened to me once. I drank so much, I've actually ended up completely sober.


Last drank myself into sobriety Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 22, 2007, 11:53:23 AM
How much blood in your alcohol?

Last okay, we probably had that one already Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 22, 2007, 01:44:07 PM
Never checke, but I guess the level was very low...



Last I will sober up eventually Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 22, 2007, 02:01:38 PM
That would be an event, usually ;D

Last even t US u ally Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 22, 2007, 05:43:58 PM
Oh my.

Last monosyllabic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 22, 2007, 11:30:31 PM
why isn't monosyllabic monosyllabic? and why isn't Phonetically spelled phonetically?

these things bother, confound, and and generally disgruntle me.

last stupid goddamn English language post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 22, 2007, 11:35:54 PM
I personally blame the ancient Greeks and those who immitated them.


Last blame, blame, who's got the balme? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 23, 2007, 02:52:10 AM
or hell, the ones they imitated, Phonecians included, if I'm not mistaken (same alphabet, right?)

last stupid phonecians and their 'phonetic' alphabet post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 23, 2007, 09:25:21 AM
And they got it from the Egyptians.

Last how would Europe look using cuneiform Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 23, 2007, 12:13:38 PM
Came back home last night (or better said this morning) at 8 AM, haven't slept since 8 AM Friday... Now it's past one pm, I barely keep my eyes opened and have a long day in front of me...



Last but it has been quite a night Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 23, 2007, 05:07:02 PM
Good luck.


Last before I dispear for a while Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bruder Cuzzen on June 23, 2007, 09:06:59 PM
Back to work for me...this is the Last Post until i return
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 23, 2007, 10:01:22 PM
It's always my

Last Post

until I return
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bruder Cuzzen on June 23, 2007, 11:01:27 PM
I have returned to retake the Last Post , bye!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 23, 2007, 11:45:06 PM
But I have returned. You will never know when I might return.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 24, 2007, 12:20:30 AM
I return!

or am I just arriving?

perhaps I'm leaving.

no, I'm returning. I'll take the last post when I arrive.

in the meantime, I'll take the

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bruder Cuzzen on June 24, 2007, 12:45:11 AM
DOH! I never get anywhere with this LAST POST game.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 24, 2007, 02:06:09 AM
personally no, none of us do... however, it seems that the thread does go on!

so, while no one wins, in fact, everyone LOSES, as a whole, we, or rather, the thread, succeds.

like some kind of sick co-operation inducing virus.

last that was deep post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 24, 2007, 03:08:51 AM
It's like the Spanish Inquisition.

Never expect the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 24, 2007, 03:22:14 AM
well NOW I expect the last post.

last not the fluffy posts post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 24, 2007, 03:51:11 AM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 24, 2007, 02:06:09 AM
so, while no one wins, in fact, everyone LOSES, as a whole, we, or rather, the thread, succeds.
The worst case is if someone was actually able to win.

Last it is quite pedagogic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 24, 2007, 09:44:42 AM
The only temporary win was, when we left Omnia and the thread there was officially closed (to be reopened as LP 2.0).

Last I hope the same doesn't happen here Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 24, 2007, 02:54:09 PM
LP 2 or any other number than 1 renders the thread meaningless.

Last where is the true last post in the whole internet? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 24, 2007, 03:13:15 PM
I suppose we won't know until one of a few things happens... A) Internet crashes, permanently. or theres a new one, Internet2 or something. but that's unlikely B) Universe collapses in on itself. It's been expanding, and some theorize it's going to start doing the opposite. C) earth dies. assuming the Internet doesn't leave earth, it'll go away with earth. be it a meteor, the sun going red, or the black hole in the center of the galaxy getting us. D) Space Time Continuum crashes. much like B or C, but much more widespread.

or, heaven forbid, E) Forums are outlawed. but that's against the constitution, and there are always people who go around the law.

last apocalyptic post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on June 24, 2007, 05:08:07 PM
Q,
http://www.shibumi.org/eoti.htm


Last Post! :rockon:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 24, 2007, 06:26:21 PM
Don Q, Son of Zorro also took a last stance/stand next to his father (both played by Fairbanks)

Last fencing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 25, 2007, 02:47:47 AM
I swear to god, I'll hack that website and make the word "link" a link to google or something, clearly the beginning of the Internet.

last funny how I came back here after the end of the Internet, eh? post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bruder Cuzzen on June 25, 2007, 03:55:42 AM
Last Post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 25, 2007, 03:59:57 AM
unimaginative fool!

last slightly more imaginative post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 25, 2007, 09:12:07 AM
The ontology of the Lastness of the Post shall not be disputed.

Last not yet Heidegger Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 25, 2007, 01:07:12 PM
yawohl, herr kommandant. [/butchergerman]

last hogans heroes post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 25, 2007, 02:37:29 PM
Actually only the first letter wrong (it's j not y). Capitalization is so yesterday anyway.

Last Rührt Euch! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 25, 2007, 05:48:09 PM
Mein gott, mein deutsche ist nil  :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Last language murderer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 25, 2007, 06:44:08 PM
Was tut ihr sagen?

Equal goes it loose! I take the Last Post and then I make myself me-nothing you-nothing out of the dust.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 25, 2007, 10:54:46 PM
lAst
Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on June 25, 2007, 11:06:44 PM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 25, 2007, 02:47:47 AM
I swear to god, I'll hack that website and make the word "link" a link to google or something, clearly the beginning of the Internet.

last funny how I came back here after the end of the Internet, eh? post

:ROFL:


except it might be scarry what you can do

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086567/    War Games

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 26, 2007, 02:02:28 AM
well, just to see the look on Swaty's face...

Volt ihr das bett in flammen sehen?

:P

last lolz Rammstein post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Special Agent Hot Squid on June 26, 2007, 02:48:28 AM
Distraction by obscurity is an old trick.

New ones are needed if one is to retain the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bruder Cuzzen on June 26, 2007, 04:18:35 AM
Last post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 26, 2007, 05:04:21 AM
my god it's like you're making me try to take the last post.

and failing.

last easily sustained post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bruder Cuzzen on June 26, 2007, 05:26:02 AM
Last Post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 26, 2007, 09:05:58 AM
Let All See Those Pirates Of Shady Tortuga
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 26, 2007, 01:25:15 PM
I swear to god they filmed some of that IN the ride. or at least overlayed film with blue or green screen.

last Two Hornpipes post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 26, 2007, 02:11:20 PM
Smoking Bull?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 26, 2007, 06:03:56 PM
That's a lot of bull...  ;) :mrgreen:

Last has anyone played Serious Sam Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 26, 2007, 11:27:22 PM
no, and I'm tired.

so, no creative

last subscript post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 27, 2007, 12:04:36 AM
but enough energy to claim the

Last Post

I see... BTW, have you played Halo?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 27, 2007, 01:32:59 AM
Hello Statue pronounced Hay-Low Statt Yoo ? (as in or is it someone else)

Last useful ways of answering the phone if english isn't your first language Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 27, 2007, 02:46:47 AM
augh! what? I definitly posted a response. gar. to summarize

I've played at least Halo 2, some of the begingin of the main story, and in multiplayer blood gulch and someplace else.

last damn buggy forums post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 27, 2007, 05:56:02 AM
Is just that your signature reminded me the flood (zombies) in the game...

Last you see, they don't remain dead easily Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 27, 2007, 09:06:57 AM
The 15 ton weight could take care of that

Last weighty Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 27, 2007, 01:56:03 PM
never got to the flood

last knock knock post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 27, 2007, 03:21:11 PM
Looks like people around here prefer other kinds of computer games than I do.

Last I am not actually surprised Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 27, 2007, 11:57:08 PM
what do you play, Real Time Strategies, such as Civilization?

last I play at least one of each genre, for some reason post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 28, 2007, 01:37:19 AM
I play the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 28, 2007, 02:38:54 AM
ohhhh, griffin a playa now!

in unrelated news, I was walking past these two people who might've been rapping, but they said "wait, we might be scaring the suburbanites"

big word that. suburbanites.


not like

last antidisestablishmentarianism post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 28, 2007, 08:44:00 AM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 27, 2007, 11:57:08 PM
what do you play, Real Time Strategies, such as Civilization?

That one is a round-based strategy in my book.
Currently on my system: Pirates Gold! (the PC version of Sid Meier's classic), Cossacks, Original War (mix role-play, real time strategy)

Last Hey, those mosquitos are really annoying Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 28, 2007, 02:47:55 PM
I only play games, where you get drunk.


Last came home at 9 am Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 28, 2007, 04:57:52 PM
Completely off-topic but does anybody here own the DISCWORLD computer game based (mainly) on Guards! Guards! in English?
Could that person give me a transcript of the speech of the Offler monk on the street?
Starts something like: "And truly he will shout the 10 holy names of the forbidden dawn. No, the 9 holy names of the forbidden dawn!...."

Last Und wahrlich wird er brüllen die 10 heiligen Namen der verbotenen Dämmerung Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on June 28, 2007, 09:42:39 PM
sorry can't help you out there

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 28, 2007, 09:45:32 PM
Isn't that an old DOS game or are we talking of a more recent development?

Last haven't played any but sounds funPost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 28, 2007, 11:50:18 PM
anyone ever played LucasArts Monkey Island?

there's actually many games... I've only ever played the third, Curse of Monkey Island, and the fourth, Return to Monkey Island.

if anyone has copies of the first 3 games, I'd love to give them a whirl. my copies are CMI are now corrupted... :'(

last bad Cd habits as a child, y'see post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 29, 2007, 01:14:15 AM
I dream of reaching level two in the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 29, 2007, 01:32:20 AM
I just realized I had come very close to completing Final Fantasy 9, when I thought I had still more to do. in fact only a few puzzles and three boss fights were left. but oh wait, I'd done the HARD ASS puzzles, but didn't get to one place, which happens to be the gorramn save point!

so I'd have to do the puzzles over again.

which is a prospect I am greatly detuned to.

last yes, detuned can be used like that post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 29, 2007, 02:31:20 AM
I'm on a mission to save the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 29, 2007, 02:36:43 AM
Gloucesters Eyes?

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 29, 2007, 03:01:16 AM
Listen
always
such
tyranny

Precisely
of
soothing
thorns

L nonsensical P
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 29, 2007, 09:01:59 AM
LAteral
STeaming
POlice
STation

Last ditto Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 29, 2007, 12:33:07 PM
Why does the last post by Swato evoke the idea of latrines?


Last is this the word association game? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 29, 2007, 01:17:56 PM
the LA's and the T's and the POO's


hee hee


last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 29, 2007, 03:12:20 PM
Whiney the Poodle?

Last are there no wolfs* in England Post

Edit: *OK, misspelling
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 29, 2007, 07:24:11 PM
Why wolfes?

I don't get it...



Last I'm tired and have a night of drinking in front of me... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 29, 2007, 10:23:02 PM
Something to do with little red riding hood?

Last hoodwinkedPost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 30, 2007, 10:01:27 AM
Yeah, the wolf did it. Talk about racial profiling. ;D

Last There are two things I never do. Lying and extreme sports Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 30, 2007, 11:39:18 AM
Is extreme drinking considered an extreme sport?

The adrenalin rush is sometimes very interesting... :)


Last don't read this... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 30, 2007, 03:45:00 PM
Adrenalin? I remember a long while ago being mostly drunk in a party and then received a call to remain where I was because someone was trying to break into the house. I felt an adrenalin rush and all effects from the alcohol were gone immediately. When I hanged the phone I was as sober as I could ever be.

Last I don't think the lack of inhibitions that makes you do funny stuff while drunk is adrenaline Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 01, 2007, 02:00:24 AM
huh.... now THERE'S a sobering method. Do you remember if you had a hangover later?

and of course, it probably won't work the same for everyone, but it makes sense that Adrenalin would do that.

I did my final performance for Camp Shakespeare this morning, and everything went off like clockwork.

our teacher described the difference between a tragedy and a comedy as such:

"They are both train rides that gather with speed and intensity, but the difference is that in a comedy, the train pulls into the station safely and theres a wedding, and in a tragedy, the train crashes into the station and most people are horribly mangled"

well... we didn't just crash the train, we rigged it with plastic explosives and set them off as we crashed into the station.

last Who Dead? post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 01, 2007, 09:39:40 AM
If it's in Loony Tunes Style, it's comedy (but Bugs&Co preferred dynamite)

Last what would Shakespeare do with 9/11* Post

*and what role would King George W. get?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 01, 2007, 03:12:41 PM
The story of a foolish king who takes a great tragedy as something it's not, and invades the wrong land?

I figure it'd be a tragedy.


and the problem with tragedy v. comedy is Cymbelline(sp?) the younger group did it and I have no clue if it's a tragedy or a comedy. there's a war, and people die and a head gets chopped off, but there's a wedding at the end. so in my book, it's a comedy.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 01, 2007, 05:58:22 PM
Is othello a Black Comedy :mrgreen:

Last many take Titus Andronicus as a comedy (or farce) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 01, 2007, 07:00:53 PM
But Titus is soooo cute!

Last I want some meat pie now Post
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :devil2: :devil2:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on July 01, 2007, 07:28:22 PM
I think Qwerty is going to like Vincent Price in "Theater/Theatre of Blood" when he's a year or so older (it's rated 15 here - not sure about the States).

No wedding, but blackly funny anyway.

Quote from: Swatopluk
Last what would Shakespeare do with 9/11* Post

Build it into The Tempest as part of the "Our revels now are ended..." speech? (http://www.cs.rice.edu/~ssiyer/minstrels/poems/126.html) I suspect him of being a Time Lord in disguise.


Last did they have cloud-capped towers in the 1600s? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 01, 2007, 08:24:16 PM
I am a little uncertain about Camp Shakespeare.  ::)

Last I guess things are different in the US Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 02, 2007, 02:46:59 AM
well, R is you can't get in without an adult, and the only thing higher than that is X, or Adult Only. I could probably watch it.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 02, 2007, 04:10:15 AM
Speaking of 'R' I just re-watched the classic anime Akira.

Last and the R rating is well earned Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on July 02, 2007, 07:35:07 AM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 02, 2007, 02:46:59 AM
well, R is you can't get in without an adult, and the only thing higher than that is X, or Adult Only. I could probably watch it.

There's a lot of gore as people (well, theatre critics), meet grisly Shakespearean fates (not counting the train or hairdryer) but it's done as a black comedy, so it's half-way to slapstick violence. It's been on network TV here.  But if you like Shakespeare and old-fashioned comedy/horror you might like well like it.

Test it on mum and dad. If they faint then postpone it a year or two.

Last Fortinbras Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 02, 2007, 10:43:29 AM
Don't know much about Shakespear...

But I know I like the movie remake of Titus...


Last who mentioned meat pies? I'm hungry... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on July 02, 2007, 11:59:55 AM
Qwerty was once surprised that the British ate meat pies at all. I'm not sure he's ready for Titus-style ones yet.


Last special stuff Post

P.S. They were fainting in droves at the Globe when they did a bloody Titus last year.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 02, 2007, 12:01:37 PM
I wait for Disney doing a child-friendly adaption of Titus Andronicus (hey, they did the Hunchback of Notre Dame for kids, so the step is not that far)

Last and next the Opus Pistorum ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 02, 2007, 02:36:34 PM
And where do you put the songs, at the rape and mutilation scene? ::)

Last Opus Pistorum is so heavy that even with an American writer you can only find Italian and French versions Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 02, 2007, 03:24:42 PM
The movie version would be named Meeting John Thursday :mrgreen: ;)

Titus would be a vegan in a Disney movie, I presume. Drop the rape, proabably to be replaced with soft toy robbery (so there is a reason to cry).

Last It's worse. It's Disney Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 02, 2007, 08:40:32 PM
Quote from: beagle on July 02, 2007, 11:59:55 AM
Qwerty was once surprised that the British ate meat pies at all. I'm not sure he's ready for Titus-style ones yet.


Last special stuff Post

P.S. They were fainting in droves at the Globe when they did a bloody Titus last year.

I'm not surprised that the british do it, I just don't think it should be done!

you don't put MEAT in PIES!

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on July 02, 2007, 09:05:39 PM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 02, 2007, 08:40:32 PMyou don't put MEAT in PIES!

eau contrail (http://www.fortnumandmason.com/shopping/cheese/products/default.aspx?category=FreshPies&product=090450&view=product&page=1) my thespian friend.

If you don't like it then you could always have a revolution. March for cheese, ketchup and sesame seed buns!!!


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Title: Pie
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 02, 2007, 09:40:20 PM
My dear Q, haven't you ever had chicken pot pie?
(http://www.culinary.net/images/onlinefeatures/04516bt.jpg)

Last one of the wonderful typically British* meals that I actually like Post

*AFAIK
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on July 02, 2007, 10:38:50 PM
I wonder if Tiddie Oggies would completely freak out our delightful Sibling Q?


Last Where, Oh Where has The Oggie Man gone? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 02, 2007, 10:47:18 PM
that's bits of chicken. not MEAT.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 02, 2007, 11:01:46 PM
Why did Sweeny Todd never put Coriolanus in a pie and why is he being ignored in favour of Titus?

Last Life always Puzzles Me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 03, 2007, 12:36:42 AM
Q, what can I say...

Haven't you seen the commercial? "Pork: the other white meat". Given that some say that our meat is close to that of lovely s w i n e, why would it be different (and who wants Titus pie  ;) :mrgreen: :devil2: )?

Last Oh, you meant beef, did ya?  ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 03, 2007, 03:13:52 AM
All I'm saying is that the word meat pie shouldn't exist.

or the cnjoinment of the two words.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on July 03, 2007, 03:22:30 AM
Mmmmmmm....

Meat pies....   yuuummmmmmm.

I especially like steak and kidney pie.  Very delicious!

Last I might just have a pie* for lunch Post

* In Oz, the word "meat" is assumed. If you say pie, everyone will assume you mean a meat pie.   All other kinds of pie have to be specified.  Eating pies at the footy is compulsory.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 03, 2007, 04:28:30 AM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 03, 2007, 03:13:52 AM
All I'm saying is that the word meat pie shouldn't exist.
But why? You prefer them as salty pastries filled with meat? They cannot be called empanadas...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7b/S3020137.JPG/180px-S3020137.JPG)

Last besides, apple pie isn't that good, ya know ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on July 03, 2007, 05:52:20 AM
Q, ever eat a calzone? Meat pie. Hot Pocket? Meat pie.

A rose by any other name...

would still have thorns and rip yer dang hands.

Last  Dammit, now I'm hungry Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 03, 2007, 08:55:27 AM
I prefer the meat in a form, where the teeth are still needed (as long as I still have some or can afford dentures).

Last Wasn't there an obscure Shakespeare play The Baking of the Shrew? Post

Btw, if you consider to have a zombie as a pet for your children:
http://communities.canada.com/nationalpost/blogs/posted/pages/a-practical-guide-to-keeping-zombies-as-pets.aspx
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 03, 2007, 02:39:47 PM
I'm aware meat-like substance is put into crust-like substances, but that dosen't mean the words Meat and Pie were meant for each other.

A rose by any other name...

...might be called a defenestration.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 03, 2007, 04:48:40 PM
With a rosebush at the bottom? That sounds painful.

Last stay away from high rises Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on July 03, 2007, 10:42:10 PM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 03, 2007, 02:39:47 PM
I'm aware meat-like substance is put into crust-like substances, but that dosen't mean the words Meat and Pie were meant for each other.
Only because there are other lovely terms like pastie, samosa, chicken pot pie and tourtiere that you can use instead.

However, I can concede one point: if you can't come up with another term besides "meat pie" for what you're eating, you probably shouldn't be eating it.  Put it down and go find some Jamaican patties.   ;D


Last still not sure why Quebecers call shepherd's pie "pate Chinois", though Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 03, 2007, 10:56:17 PM
Last promoting raw flesh Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 03, 2007, 11:12:54 PM
Sins of the flesh?

Last sins of meat doesn't sound as dramatic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 04, 2007, 09:23:29 AM
Could be punished by Vegan Hell.

Last is a flesh eating plant a remedy for said sins? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 04, 2007, 07:13:21 PM
More like Hell is vegan

Last "No more meats for you!" - Noooooo! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on July 04, 2007, 08:42:46 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 04, 2007, 07:13:21 PM
More like Hell is vegan

Last "No more meats for you!" - Noooooo! Post

No kidding. I'm staying with vegetarian relatives, and I miss meat. I REALLY miss chicken and beef.  (Lasagna and fajitas just aren't the same without it)

Last I'd eat a slim jim Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 05, 2007, 08:34:58 AM
What do they think about ersatz meat made exclusively from plant products?

Last revenge of the soypocrites Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 05, 2007, 01:48:59 PM
After having read the few lasts posts, I am very hungry!...


Last and the fridge is empty Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 05, 2007, 04:50:48 PM
Think of a big and slightly rancid piece of wether suet going down your throat...
Still hungry? ;)

Last disgusting Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 05, 2007, 04:53:38 PM
Why can't we talk about more enticing foods, like lasagna with beef and chicken...

Last time to heat my lunch  :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 05, 2007, 05:10:05 PM
Gimme roasted bread and some cured sausage (no butter)!

Last rustical Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 05, 2007, 05:18:50 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 05, 2007, 08:34:58 AM
What do they think about ersatz meat made exclusively from plant products?

Last revenge of the soypocrites Post

Perhaps we should come up with a line of ersatz vegetables made exclusively from animal (by)products, and then sneak them into vegetarian dishes. ;)

There are many lovely inherently meatless dishes, so I have quite a dislike for processed faux meat.  Why bother with a pale (and pasty) imitation?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 05, 2007, 05:37:11 PM
I would not be surprised, if something like that already existed.
Last fresh BSEad baked from meat-and-bone meal Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 05, 2007, 09:45:39 PM
Processed faux meat is easier to chew?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on July 05, 2007, 11:31:36 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on July 05, 2007, 05:18:50 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 05, 2007, 08:34:58 AM
What do they think about ersatz meat made exclusively from plant products?

Last revenge of the soypocrites Post

Perhaps we should come up with a line of ersatz vegetables made exclusively from animal (by)products, and then sneak them into vegetarian dishes. ;)

There are many lovely inherently meatless dishes, so I have quite a dislike for processed faux meat.  Why bother with a pale (and pasty) imitation?

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Quote from: Swatopluk on July 05, 2007, 05:37:11 PM
I would not be surprised, if something like that already existed.
Last fresh BSEad baked from meat-and-bone meal Post

:ROFL:


it does exist--- it is called living in the southern united states where meat is put into all kinds of vegetables-- green beans are poison without bacon or "fat back" added to them.


last when I go to moms house I have to inspect the veggies post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 06, 2007, 08:56:25 AM
SoN:Tie him to a stake!
?:No, not a steak. I am a vegetarian.
SoN:Tie him to a piece of celery

Last forgotten where that was from Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 06, 2007, 07:00:44 PM
He could have escaped easily...

Last unless we are talking about a murderous prehistoric celery  ::) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 06, 2007, 08:37:16 PM
What, you've never read The Celery Stalks at Midnight?


Last revenge of the vampire fluffybunnies Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 06, 2007, 10:50:56 PM
And I still remain hungry...


Last why is the fridge still empty? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 07, 2007, 10:30:25 AM
Do you want the mass balance equation for that? :D

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 07, 2007, 01:09:53 PM
Don't know, if that'd be of any help.

Just a small piece of bread would be sufficient... :)


Last and the fridge is still empty Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on July 07, 2007, 03:26:40 PM
Give me your address and I'll send you some....


Last new entrant trying to be helpful Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 07, 2007, 04:35:42 PM
Can you ship food on regular mail within the EU?

Last and isn't the shipping more expensive than the item? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on July 07, 2007, 06:43:45 PM
Don't know.

Wouldn't try it in the UK. Postal system is less than fabulous.

Although, would be an effective protest.

"We really should deliver this package, it's starting to smell. And I thought I saw it move..."


Last wondering who to send raw shellfish  Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 07, 2007, 07:48:10 PM
That could be an interesting technique for fast delivery: place some piece of rapidly biodegradable matter in one compartment of the box and in other hermetically sealed the actual parcel.

Last you may want to skip the origination address though Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 07, 2007, 08:54:37 PM
One can still send Cornish Cream in the post in the UK. Some traditions must be kept.

Last clotted Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on July 07, 2007, 09:33:38 PM
Does it have to be Cornish?

And can you send other famous regional specialities?

Last furiously making haggis Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 08, 2007, 09:45:10 AM
I think that would violate some international treaty of nonproliferation (except if you are an associated member of the current US admninistration).

Last membrum putridum Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 08, 2007, 10:09:27 AM
I've just come home from last night.

I'm not hungry anymore (I couldn't swallow a thing at the moment), but I'm tired...



Last I'm only complaining Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 08, 2007, 11:10:22 AM
Get horizontal and enter temporary coma!

Last Matratzenhorchdienst Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 08, 2007, 07:45:28 PM
The problem is, I had to be vertical all day long...

Now I am home, and not sleepy anymore.


Last but the fridge is still empty... ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on July 08, 2007, 08:03:23 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 05, 2007, 08:34:58 AM
What do they think about ersatz meat made exclusively from plant products?

Last revenge of the soypocrites Post

They're fine with it. We had tacos with veggie burger a couple of nights ago.

Last it tasted just the same Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 08, 2007, 11:10:11 PM
I don't like soya-meat...

I just don't think it tastes like pork...


Last a bloody steak for me, please Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 08, 2007, 11:18:11 PM
Sounds like something Dracula would have said

Last the bloody b*stard  ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 09, 2007, 10:01:29 AM
I read an essay how Dracula deals with all the iron he has to intake with the blood. The guess was that he burns it to iron carbonyl during his occasional visits to hell and that his red eyes are actually a byproduct of intermediate storage of surplus iron in the body.

Last usually paleness is a sign of iron deficiency though Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 09, 2007, 12:30:51 PM
Well, if he's burning all the iron, that means he has iron insufficiency, doesn't it?



Last I'm still waiting for the steak Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on July 09, 2007, 12:42:18 PM
Does that mean I'm a vampire?

I have red eyes in almost every picture taken of me.

(And I have no reflection)

Last trying to make the wings work Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on July 09, 2007, 12:47:35 PM
I had iritis once. Your whole eye goes red and you cringe with pain in daylight.
Unfortunately the NHS don't prescribe virgins for it.

Last disappointed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 09, 2007, 02:15:13 PM
Virgins are probably overrated anyway. And having six dozen of them with perpetually self-restoring hymen sounds like hell for all involved (except for S/M people).

Last purely theoretical for my part Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 09, 2007, 04:01:22 PM
Does it say anywhere that the virgins are pretty?

Last or accommodating? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 09, 2007, 04:05:11 PM
Each to his (probably no her in this case) taste (or lack thereof).

Last virgin whores/huri? ;) Post

We are getting immature and trans PG13 :o
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 09, 2007, 04:34:48 PM
Quote from: beagle on July 09, 2007, 12:47:35 PM
Unfortunately the NHS don't prescribe virgins for it.

I agree with Swato, that virgins are highly overrated. Don't understand the whole purity thing some guys are looking for in a girl...


Last why does every discussion end up being about food or sex around here? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 09, 2007, 04:49:29 PM
Some guys are legitimately concerned that the lass may have had much better previously. ;)
Maybe they should spend some effort to be better rather than to avoid 'previously'.


Last don't forget the alcohol Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 09, 2007, 05:20:06 PM
Aren't those the same guys that end up hiring those kind of services? ::)

Last I guess I am abnormal because that kind of dissonance makes me cringe Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 09, 2007, 05:22:47 PM
And don't forget the booming hymen restoration industry.
It is indeed a booming market especially serving Muslim girls shortly before marriage and sometimes post divorce.

Last this is somehow perverse but still better than pharaonic circumcision :snark: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 09, 2007, 07:39:09 PM
Diagnosis of an elastic hymen gives reassurance to relatives without need for restoration according to my in-depth study of this.

Last what is that elastic band doing outside my front door? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on July 09, 2007, 07:43:42 PM
Sounds like another scam by the doctors, there.

"Meh, it's alright. Elastic hymen. Money, please."

Last despairing of the frailty of the human condition Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 10, 2007, 08:57:08 AM
Billions could be made with the invention of hygienic chastity belts.

Last patriarchcal accessoires Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on July 10, 2007, 11:21:07 AM
Just imagine the trouble at airports.

*alarm noises*

Step this way please.

*Snap of rubber gloves, ready for the full cavity search*

"What the .....

Pervert!"

*sounds of beating*

"Got another one. I think it's some sort of cult...."

Last hurray for the bastions of democracy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 10, 2007, 11:49:39 AM
I'm against all forms of chastity belts.

Unless I have the universal key.


Last reminds me of robin hood men in tights Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 10, 2007, 02:47:46 PM
Get a locksmith!

Bulletproof models for our (eh, your) brave soldieresses at war.

Last Deadly Weapons post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on July 10, 2007, 04:45:43 PM
Why just belts for the women?

They should suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fate as well as the men.

"Why, hello sailor. You are a fine handsome man, aren't you?  Let's go upstairs and have fun"

*taps just below waist, produces clinking sound.*

"Only if you are a locksmith or safecracker, my dear...."

"&*^£"

Last another night with battery powered friend Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 10, 2007, 04:53:04 PM
Some early Malthusians thought about that problem. It is technically more difficult for men and the only solutions they came up with was something like modern piercing (don't ask for details or look for infibulation and don't say afterwards you haven't been warned).

Last population planning becoming popular accessoire Post

Edit: wikipedia only covers the female infibulation but those perverse Malthusians thought about something similar for males (of the lower classes, the upper class on the other hand was encouraged to produce more valuable humanoids)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 10, 2007, 05:47:33 PM
Infibulation, male or female, is a disgusting habit.

Why are people crazy???


Last mad world Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 10, 2007, 05:51:45 PM
Don't blame our ancestry. Australopithecus didn't listen to either Malthus or Falwell

Last they were decent, I mean the austarlopithecines Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 10, 2007, 07:04:24 PM
I'm not blaming our ancestors, I blame our contemporaries.

Stuff like that (and worse) still happen in the world.


Last our ancestors made a "few" stupid things as well though Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 11, 2007, 10:37:05 AM
Wait for Operation Infinite Purity
http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp

Last there are some fundies that this would appeal to Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 11, 2007, 11:58:02 AM
OMG, I first thought that site was serious.

Until I saw that it isn't.

Now I can't stop laughing.


Last great thing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 11, 2007, 12:42:22 PM
Last why aren't our government websites more fun? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 11, 2007, 01:16:03 PM
First, it would be needed that the governments become more fun.


Last why is there fun in fundamental? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on July 11, 2007, 01:50:38 PM
Last because it attempts to cancel out the mental Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 11, 2007, 01:53:37 PM
Some call it hidden humor. One has only to be in the right mood and all of it turns into :ROFL:
We (used to) laugh about Bushisms too, don't we?

Last there is a guy over here doing juristic Kabarett* Post

*and (codified) German laws have less of a tendency towards the absurd than the (case-based) US law does, which makes it more difficult.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 11, 2007, 04:30:39 PM
Making fun of politics is the best way to go...



Last they take themselves too seriously anyway Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 11, 2007, 05:05:16 PM
Unfortunately the quality of the political jokes is inversely proportional to the repressiveness of the political system.

Last the end of the GDR ruined the joke culture Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on July 11, 2007, 08:58:16 PM
We in the US still have the Tsarevitch 'W' and 'Rasputin' Cheney... :o


Last not allowed to claim it because I mentioned the 'undisclosed personage' Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 12, 2007, 12:17:29 AM
I am so tired I can't even understand the

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 12, 2007, 12:31:54 PM
It's pure slander. Rasputin was a pacifist, and one of the reasons that he was killed was his opposition to Russia's involvement in WW1.

Last Ludendorff would be more apt but Chain-eye lacks the military ptofessionalism Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 12, 2007, 05:40:27 PM
Meh, he is just Machiavelli at his worst.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on July 12, 2007, 06:37:24 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 11, 2007, 01:16:03 PM
First, it would be needed that the governments become more fun.
They tried to introduce a "fun" motion in 1922.  It got fillibustered for a while, then they finally referred it to committee.  It hasn't been seen since.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on July 13, 2007, 12:39:56 AM
What the US gov't thinks is "fun" is not what I think of as fun aren't the same language.

Last I guess I'm not really good with English eitherPost

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 13, 2007, 11:16:22 AM
Hand out canes to the congressbeings again and let them have a few more heated discussions (that would be a con-cussion ;)).

Last install paintball guns in the senate! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on July 13, 2007, 01:21:19 PM
No, cattle prods. Then they would only make a speech if they felt strongly about the subject.

"Mr. Speaker, I would like to draw the House's attention to *zap* AAAAAARGGHH!!*thud*

*twitch, twitch*

Last God is on the side of the big batteries Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on July 13, 2007, 01:52:41 PM
Yes, government has become altogether too non-contact.

Last bring on the back-bench-clearing brawls! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 13, 2007, 02:17:00 PM
Have the British introduced man-eating badgers to Basra?  :ROFL:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6295138.stm

Last each congressbeing will receive a flintlock and two shots* after every recess Post

*extra shots for the speaker.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 13, 2007, 03:37:31 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 13, 2007, 02:17:00 PM
Have the British introduced man-eating badgers to Basra?  :ROFL:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6295138.stm

Grumpy Old toadfish (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/6897023.stm) won't understand the joke.

Last which may make it hard to lose weight (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/6274119.stm) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 13, 2007, 04:00:39 PM
The money quote:
QuoteUK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer said: "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.

Last does the calendar go differently in Iraq and is it actually April 1st? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on July 13, 2007, 05:11:32 PM
Man-eating badgers? Oh, they "appeared" near Basra. Never mind that any biologist could tell you what they were, and the fact that the damn things are native to the area.Must be the British Army...

Why did no-one suspect the insurgents? They could have released them near the British troops, to infect them with TB from badger bites.

How £$%king stupid can people be?

Last Has Swatopluk been seen in Persia lately? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 13, 2007, 05:30:54 PM
Quote from: Pachyderm on July 13, 2007, 05:11:32 PMWhy did no-one suspect the insurgents? They could have released them near the British troops, to infect them with TB from badger bites.

I though you lot just finally got clear of TB.  ;)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 13, 2007, 07:04:40 PM
Maybe TB now roams the Basra area in disguise (otherwise he would be a prime target).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on July 13, 2007, 07:31:50 PM
Actually, I was thinking of tuberculosis, but being infected with Tony would be much worse. :mrgreen:

"I'm terribly sorry Mr Taylor, you have as serious an infection of TB as we've ever seen. The only thing to do, unless you want to turn into a greasy pile of s^&* is euthanasia. It's for our benefit as much as yours....

Last politicians give me itchy fists Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on July 13, 2007, 07:48:56 PM
A while ago, I remarked to my wife that our local MP (who, IMO, proved himself to be a weaselly, murdering bastard during his time in provincial politics) was the best hope she had for me finding religion, since he's the best evidence I've seen lately for the existence of Satan.

Last but I'm not bitter Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 13, 2007, 09:15:52 PM
Last I'm just here for the fun Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on July 13, 2007, 10:03:27 PM
So am I.  I just need to vent occasionally

Last and according to those signs on liquid oxygen trucks, venting is normal Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 13, 2007, 11:57:51 PM
Last are newspaper moguls worse than MPs? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on July 14, 2007, 01:53:25 AM
Last same, really. to call them pondscum is derogatory to slime Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on July 14, 2007, 03:05:09 AM
Be careful. I've been accused of foul calumnies on the 'mad monk' Rasputin (for which I humbly apologise).
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 14, 2007, 11:18:56 AM
And you forgot to take the last post.

And now, it's mine...


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 14, 2007, 12:00:56 PM
There is that anecdote about Hearst that he was stung by a scorpion in the scrotum when he (Hearst) was on holidays. The scorpion did not survive.

Last the Ouroboros can't be venemous. Snakes are not immune to their own poison Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on July 14, 2007, 07:15:45 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName The Watson of Sherlock on July 13, 2007, 11:57:51 PM
Last are newspaper moguls worse than MPs? Post

They're fairly evil when combined; remember Maxwell?

Last why do newspapers, football clubs and Parliament attract megalomaniacs Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on July 14, 2007, 09:42:44 PM
Last money, power and fame Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 15, 2007, 12:14:35 AM
I'd rather not remember Maxwell.

Last silver hammer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 15, 2007, 12:30:25 AM
I'm on a night shift...

And not enjoying it all...

So many better things to do...

Like drink...

Or sleep...


Last I might go to sleep anyway Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 15, 2007, 09:11:46 AM
Don't get enough sleep either.
It's getting awful hot. 38°C predicted for to-morrow.

Last alcohol only outwards for cooling Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 15, 2007, 12:27:10 PM
I woke up.

I hate waking up in the middle of the day.

Last I hate night shifts Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 15, 2007, 05:53:03 PM
But how can one keep the night from shifting?
One could build an express train route on the equator with trains circling the Earth once every 24 hours. Thus the hour (or even second might never pass).

Last then the stopped watch may show the correct time permanently Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 15, 2007, 08:47:47 PM
Maybe it's possible to keep the night from shifting...


But I'm not a scientist...



Last I don't know what I'm saying anymore Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on July 15, 2007, 10:12:45 PM
I work nights too
well evening into night

it can be a bummer- but no traffic going home!

Lastdid you ever see "Night Court" on TV Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 16, 2007, 12:18:48 AM
I do being awake all night. That ought to count as work. I should get paid for it.

Last Could we have 36 hours instead of 24? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 16, 2007, 10:35:08 AM
It's far too hot already and 38°C are announced.
And the mosquitos are killing me.
Last and this is Berlin Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on July 16, 2007, 01:48:44 PM
Be careful - Leonard Cohen might try to take you.

Last I'll give you word when I hear from my advance scouts in Manhattan Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 16, 2007, 02:27:35 PM
I don't get the connection, I fear.

Last clueless Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on July 16, 2007, 02:55:37 PM
Just a tip of the hat to a Leonard Cohen song (http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/FIRST-WE-TAKE-MANHATTAN-lyrics-Leonard-Cohen/926CCB64249F308848256AF00028CB85):

QuoteThey sentenced me to twenty years of boredom
For trying to change the system from within
I'm coming now, I'm coming to reward them
First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin

[...]

Ah you loved me as a loser, but now you're worried that I just might win
You know the way to stop me, but you don't have the discipline
How many nights I prayed for this, to let my work begin
First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin

Last obscure music reference Quote
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 16, 2007, 03:32:20 PM
Okay, that song I even know (some years ago a street musician sang it on the underground train I rode).

Last it took the Russians more than it was worth to take the city Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 16, 2007, 05:07:34 PM
I think we need to have a Last Post Revitalization movement - it is smaller than the Word Association game. :P


Last maybe y'all don't care about actually having the Last Post, but I'm taking it now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 16, 2007, 06:42:24 PM
It's hot here too, but instead of being somewhere near water (like a pool), I have to sit at work and pretend to work. :(

And I have to sit here till 23:00...


Last bored Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on July 16, 2007, 06:49:25 PM
Just watched Lord of the Rings. All of it.

Last all Tolkiened out for the moment Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 16, 2007, 06:58:34 PM
I wish I had the time to do such feat

Last I have the extended editions Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on July 16, 2007, 06:59:01 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on July 16, 2007, 05:07:34 PM
I think we need to have a Last Post Revitalization movement - it is smaller than the Word Association game. :P
Here's my post here to help... though I just posted in the Word Association Game as well.

Last I'm part of both the solution and the problem Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on July 16, 2007, 07:00:45 PM
It was the extended editions.

Last the sight of elves will make me twitchy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 16, 2007, 07:57:36 PM
Pity Peter Jackson will NOT be making The Hobbit

Last which proves that people with loads of cash is as stupid or more than anyone else Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 16, 2007, 08:05:13 PM
gah! erhg!

mine.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on July 16, 2007, 08:08:16 PM
What was that?  Were we just Qwertied?

Last beware the Qwertywock, my son!  The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 16, 2007, 08:12:59 PM
*claw*

pretty much.

last I need something better to do
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 16, 2007, 08:36:39 PM
Munching?

Last the scream Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 16, 2007, 09:14:54 PM
*hefts vorpal blade*


I'll take this back as bait...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on July 16, 2007, 09:35:32 PM
Bait?
Last Post.

and Depp.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on July 16, 2007, 09:36:21 PM
That blade looks heavy.  Let me help you a bit.

Last the least I can do is hold the last post for a while for you Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 16, 2007, 09:48:34 PM
OK, you stand behind that Tumtum tree and wiggle it about....


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on July 16, 2007, 09:51:28 PM
How's that different from what I was doing before?

Last oh... you mean wiggle the last post... ah, never mind Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 16, 2007, 10:10:09 PM
Yeah, you're lucky to have that still attached.  I figured a Qwertywock to be somewhat larger....

;)


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 16, 2007, 11:09:22 PM
Qwertywock?

Qwerty's wok?

Last fried rice Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 16, 2007, 11:17:37 PM
*Whiffle Whiffle*

*Burble Burble*

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 16, 2007, 11:34:33 PM
*SNICK-SNACK*



Last gotcha post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on July 17, 2007, 12:49:54 AM
Last the Jubjub bird is hiding in the slithey toves Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 17, 2007, 01:10:06 AM
Quote from: Agujjim on July 16, 2007, 11:34:33 PM
*SNICK-SNACK*

1) it's Snicker-Snack.

2) one word: Zombiewok


last braaaaaaaaaaaains. . .   . . .  and the mome raths outgrabe post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 17, 2007, 01:19:08 AM
I bid 20 Last Posts

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bruder Cuzzen on July 17, 2007, 03:16:19 AM
I add yet another of my unimaginative Last Post !
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 17, 2007, 04:39:03 AM
I'm just biding my time, waiting for Aggies response

last waiting... always waiting post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 17, 2007, 05:38:07 AM
In the mean time I'll take the

Last Post

because one never knows when will it happen
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 17, 2007, 05:55:52 AM
Q, do I need to post my recipe for Scabby Grey Matter? (aka noodles in black bean-ginger-cream sauce with sundried tomatoes)

That'd be some good zombie food for your wok. 

And I'm not promoting Snicker-Snacks until I get a payment from the manufacturer - Effem.  Effem all, I says...


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 17, 2007, 06:30:57 AM
That was quicker than I expected.

Or Q, apparently.

Last  :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 17, 2007, 09:32:54 AM
I see I missed quite a lot of Last Posts
L
-A
--S
---T
Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 17, 2007, 01:27:32 PM
We are trying to catch up with the word association thread.

Last but we keep posting there too  :D Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 17, 2007, 01:44:54 PM
I have some trouble here. Al icons and buttons have disappeared, so I can't even post except by switching my browser to "no website style" and finding out wich blue dot is the post button.
Actually "reply" is not even there at all, only modify and quote (plus delete and one I don't know).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on July 17, 2007, 02:20:34 PM
Odd.  Everything's working here.

Last did you not pay your icon bill this month? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 17, 2007, 02:36:50 PM
Problem must be on this PC because everything is normal on another on in this room.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on July 17, 2007, 02:49:46 PM
I have no idea what might be wrong.  This is beyond my area of expertise.

Maybe if you blow into the network cable connected to the bad computer, it'll get rid of the clog.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 17, 2007, 03:12:47 PM
What if it blows back up the cable and blocks the whole intarweb?
Make sure you remove the cable at both ends, then try a cable plunger.  Disinfect after.



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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on July 17, 2007, 04:08:44 PM
I like "cable plunger".  I'll have to get one.  I'll store it with my cloud clamps and johnson rods.

Last imaginary tools come with a lifetime warranty Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 17, 2007, 05:54:30 PM
Swato, what browser were you using on the mischievous computer?

Last perhaps you can install other browser Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 17, 2007, 08:42:44 PM
Everytime I come here, the discussions are about things I don't know anything about.

I'll stick to taking the Last Post.


Last let's talk about alcohol or sex again, things I know something about Post



PS: good luck in solving the problem though...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on July 17, 2007, 09:01:11 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 17, 2007, 08:42:44 PM
Last let's talk about alcohol or sex again, things I know something about Post
Umm...

If you try to combine the two, you'll probably spill your drink.

Last how's that? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 17, 2007, 09:25:26 PM
Nah, I bet there'd be good ways to combine the two....  a hydro-pack might help for handsfree sipping; it works for mountain biking. ;)


Last but beware of whiskey dick Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 17, 2007, 09:38:44 PM
good thing I know everything about sex and alcohol.


last think about it post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 17, 2007, 09:49:25 PM
I was going to make an R rated comment but the sight of Q made me think better of it.

Last we are still PG, remember? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on July 17, 2007, 09:53:59 PM
OMG!!

I love you people!


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 17, 2007, 10:05:32 PM
I was merely going to make a derogatory comment, but that's not very Toadfishlike.
However, since you are a parent, Zono - you can give him guidance. ;)


I believe that Q's well-informed for his age, though.  Say Qwerty - you can come up with the next Alcohol of the Month. :mrgreen:


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 18, 2007, 05:28:16 AM
haven't drank enough of it... dunno what would be good. things that spring to mind are um... Skyy vodka and Yellow Tail.

last parents beverages post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 18, 2007, 05:30:21 AM
No, I'm not talking about beverages....  I mean alcohols...


Last ROH R'OH R"OH yer boat Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 18, 2007, 05:37:18 AM
May I be curious as if Yellow Tail is the Australian wine maker? What is it, merlot, cabernet, shiraz or a mix?

Last cabernet-shiraz is a nice combination IMHO Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 18, 2007, 10:04:26 AM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 17, 2007, 09:38:44 PM
good thing I know everything about sex and alcohol.

Trust me, you don't know everything about sex.

I don't think anyone knows everything about sex.

Every day, one discoveres new things about it.


Last but you mustn't act surprised Post

;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 18, 2007, 10:27:58 AM
Here's a little scare story for your children, especially if they are in Europe.
http://news.independent.co.uk/world/americas/article2766040.ece
(can also be found on alternet http://www.alternet.org/story/57001/ )

Last where's the Kraken, when he is really needed Post

Btw, the error on the PC was caused by the browser mysteriously getting the idea of blocking images from the toadfish page
(but it did not affect posted pictures, so how should I have guessed?).
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on July 18, 2007, 01:00:03 PM
Time for unternehmen paukenschlag swei ?

Actually liberal journalists targeting rich, elderly cruisers is a bit like shooting fish in a barrel, whatever their nationality. As a worldwide demographic group they're not noted for socialist views formenting revolution. Thats for the oppressed, downtrodden, diseased, unwashed, starving masses. Like Goat.

Last ban everyone under 40 Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 18, 2007, 01:12:23 PM
I would prefer to place a strategic iceberg in the way of the ship*.
Then a nice movie will be made "Icebergs of the Caribbean - National Review Drowning".
Maybe we can act when the trip goes to Alaska.

Last alarm the squid squad Post

*I doubt that they have the style of Astor facing an unvoluntary bath on/in the high seas
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 18, 2007, 04:25:17 PM
I understand it is the worst possible demographic, but...
Quote" Of course, we need to execute some of these people," I wake up. Who do we need to execute? She runs her fingers through the sand lazily. "A few of these prominent liberals who are trying to demoralise the country," she says. "Just take a couple of these anti-war people off to the gas chamber for treason to show, if you try to bring down America at a time of war, that's what you'll get." She squints at the sun and smiles. " Then things'll change."

Last why do I feel the sudden desire to leave the planet altogether? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on July 18, 2007, 04:44:14 PM
Is there a "missed the point entirely" emoticon?


Last arrgh Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 18, 2007, 10:10:44 PM
Quote from: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on July 18, 2007, 04:44:14 PM
Is there a "missed the point entirely" emoticon?

Is it a relative to this one?

:puke:


Last what else? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on July 18, 2007, 10:44:41 PM
I'm just going to take the last post before they send me to "camp G"!

Really! Swato that is the most horrifying thing I've read in a while. And I don't "horrify" easily ( I do have teenage children  ;) )

Q you crack me up-- I think you totally get it and mess with us "oldies" sometimes. Skyy and Yellow Tail come to mind! Be careful though- you know by now that not everyone online is nice( are you tired of hearing that yet? Well too bad we are going to keep saying it!--- Oh-- Duke you too where ever you are- and anyone else I've missed)


Last sorry but, I am a mother and it can not be totally turned offPost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 18, 2007, 11:05:55 PM
Quote from: anthrobabe on July 18, 2007, 10:44:41 PM
sorry but, I am a mother and it can not be totally turned off
Another PG13 thought crossed my mind.

Last what's wrong with me? Post
:mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 18, 2007, 11:08:39 PM
You're a pig....  ;)

Yes, I self-censored that as well.



Last never mind about the on switch Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 18, 2007, 11:25:37 PM
I wonder what you are all talking about?

I don't see anything in that post that would make myself make a PG13 comment...



Last just trying to play naive... I'm a pig as well... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 19, 2007, 12:06:28 AM
Quote from: Agujjim on July 18, 2007, 11:08:39 PM
never mind about the on switch
You're not helping.
:mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Last oink, oink Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 19, 2007, 12:19:36 AM
you're all sick, sick people.

last [sub[ sick, sick, sick[/sub] post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 19, 2007, 12:22:08 AM
Well then....   garlic and hot peppers for all of us!



Last and a hot rum for the drinkers, and sexual healing for the %*$#ers Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 19, 2007, 12:24:13 AM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 19, 2007, 12:19:36 AM
you're all sick, sick people.

And it's only now that you see that?


Last we're sick, but we're lovin' it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 19, 2007, 02:18:14 AM
Unfortunately there is no Mass Hiss option.

Last More Decorum in the Forum Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 19, 2007, 03:46:42 AM
Are we talking about drapes and flowers and furniture, etc, now?

Last :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 19, 2007, 05:09:25 AM
Depends...  do the carpets match the curtains?


Last  :halo: :halo: :halo: :halo: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 19, 2007, 09:25:21 AM
Yes, I am here to inspect the tapestries!

Last do I get a beautiful assistant (preferably female)? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 19, 2007, 01:34:04 PM
*sing*
See the pretty girl in that mirror there
(What mirror, where?)
Who can that attractive girl be?
(Which, what, where, whom?)
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
*stops singing*

Last I just feel like singing today Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 19, 2007, 01:54:45 PM
Do you also feel like a pretty girl in a pretty dress?

It's quite OK....   sometimes Dave does too (re: pirate threads)




Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 19, 2007, 01:55:11 PM
What shall we do with the nubile lady? ;)

24 virgins came down from Inverness...

Last versautes Liedgut Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on July 19, 2007, 02:23:30 PM
Shave her belly with a rusty razor?

...Or maybe that's a different verse.
Last Ear-lye in the Mornin'  Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 19, 2007, 03:18:28 PM
if theres anything nubile in here methinks I deserve it.

both ethically and legally.

. . .freaks.



also, people on the Internet who don't know otherwise still think I'm roughly 18. fancy that.

last I ownz the rest of the 12-14 year old n00bs in the 'net post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on July 19, 2007, 03:25:06 PM
Seeing how "nubile" means "marryable", I think you're a bit young, Qwerty.   ;)

Historically, though, things were different.

Last my English teacher claimed that Romeo was 15 and Juliet was 13 Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 19, 2007, 03:28:02 PM
Precocious lad our Qwerty.

Last when will we initiate him to the orgiastic mysteries? Post
---
Romeo would have gotten more prison time for the thing with Juliet than for his duel with Tybalt (at least these days).
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 19, 2007, 03:46:25 PM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 19, 2007, 03:18:28 PM
if theres anything nubile in here methinks I deserve it.

both ethically and legally.
Check the laws of your state before, some are quite regressive/absurd on the subject.

Last not that I am suggesting a thing, mind you :nervous: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 19, 2007, 07:10:53 PM
Holly came from miami f.l.a.
Hitch-hiked her way across the u.s.a.

Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her leg and then he was a she
She says, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
Said, hey honey, take a walk on the wild side

Last Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on July 19, 2007, 07:33:57 PM
For some reason, I just got the Mojo Nixon song "I Ain't Gonna Piss in no Jar" going through my head.

Last Yo, Nancy!  We just say no! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 19, 2007, 07:36:43 PM
Then how is he going to get his lab results?

Last not a DUI again Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 19, 2007, 10:02:29 PM
I guess blood tests will be needed.


Last Count Dracula Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 19, 2007, 10:11:11 PM
That would give vampires a legal avenue to a decent work.

Last would that 'test' be considered assault? and would the vampire get tipsy? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 19, 2007, 10:30:25 PM
Once a mosquito bit me.

He had problems flying afterwards.

Maybe that would happen to a vampire as well...


Last is there any blood left in the alcohol? Post


Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 20, 2007, 01:16:00 AM
This must be the :beta: version Last Post thread.

Last v.20.2.1.a Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on July 20, 2007, 02:54:35 AM
I think it's more of a Wiki.

I like the word "wiki".

Last wikiwikiwikiwikiwikiwikiwikiwikiwiki Post


Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 20, 2007, 09:32:14 AM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 19, 2007, 10:30:25 PM
Once a mosquito bit me.

He had problems flying afterwards.

Maybe that would happen to a vampire as well...

As we know from Shadow of the Vampire they react to blood of people taking sleeping drugs.

Last snoring sucker Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 20, 2007, 09:51:58 AM
But mosquitos don't like me anymore.

I guess from all the alcohohl, I've become rather toxic...


Last I'll have a rum with that beer for breakfast, thank you post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 20, 2007, 02:43:21 PM
But how do the mosquitos know before "testing the waters" ?

Last did you give free samples to them? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 20, 2007, 02:48:19 PM
maybe he just bleeds alot.

but it's not harmful.

as it's all alcohol.

last speewwwww post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 20, 2007, 03:12:21 PM
Mozzies have good chemical sensors - doubtless they could smell the alcohol from miles away. 
I suspect they also can detect esters, since they bite more if one eats sweet fruit.  Garlic tends to hamper them (always thought that this could be the origin of the vampiric connection).


Last I propose a smoky barbecue-flavored, ring-shaped snack food called Mesquite-O's Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 20, 2007, 05:38:36 PM
We shouldn't have shed that thick fur (but then we would have that tick problem again).

Last is Superman's body midge-proof? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 20, 2007, 06:21:36 PM
Fur does little, as animals in the northern climes will tell you.  Once you're in muskeg country, it's miserable for anything with warm blood.


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on July 20, 2007, 08:31:53 PM
Yup.  Best just to sit in a boat out of skeeter-range of shore.

Last or get yourself a beekeper outfit Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 20, 2007, 09:03:43 PM
Or be cold-blooded...


Last I am way too cool for mosquitos Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on July 20, 2007, 10:00:18 PM
Not sure if the skeeters care whose blood they drink.  I have no lizards on which to test.

Last and leaving them to have their blood sucked out sounds needlessly cruel Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 20, 2007, 10:37:46 PM
Cruelty is just a word...



Last you can't have manslaughter without laughter Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 20, 2007, 10:38:23 PM
If I can smell alcohol on people a mile off, I bet mosquitos can too.

Last olfactory Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 20, 2007, 10:40:29 PM
I can smell unopened bottles a mile off...


Or can I hear the voices calling me to drink them?


Last oh, those voices again Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on July 20, 2007, 10:49:14 PM
Had a friend at University whose nickname was BeerMagnet.

He once fell into someones hedge while relieving himself at about 3 in the morning. And stood up holding a six pack of unopened, cold ( it was in Aberdeen ) lager.

Last hushed reverence for the beer-finding talents Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 20, 2007, 10:54:41 PM
I've found beer stashed in an ice machine before - after predicting the find several hours in advance.
:mrgreen:


Last you just have to think like a beer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on July 20, 2007, 10:55:48 PM
Last thinking like a beer right now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 20, 2007, 11:27:49 PM
What does a beer think about?

Does it think about being drunk?


Last and does it realize that I will be the drinker eventually? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 20, 2007, 11:29:24 PM
Oh, it WANTS to be drunk.  And so do I....  ;)


Last funny, I detect beer within a 20 m radius, but I'm at work Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 20, 2007, 11:31:35 PM
I detect beer in my fridge...

Such a rare occasion, I guess I'll have to drink one in that name...


Last already had two Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on July 21, 2007, 01:25:32 AM
Tried Aggie's "Think like a beer" trick.

Failed.

Last apparently I can think like tea Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 21, 2007, 09:19:03 AM
If mouldy bread is a penicillin surrogate, is the same true for stale beer?

Last stale ale for sale Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 21, 2007, 10:20:08 AM
If you think like a beer, does that mean you want to be drunk empty?

Where are the vampires now?


Last back to the basics Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 22, 2007, 08:55:51 AM
Sleep negligible this night. Just finished the last/latest Harry Potter in ca. 15 hours (i.e. about 40 pages per hour).
My predictions turned out to be almost completely wrong, the book is far more complex and unprdiictable than I had expected.
The claim that 2 main characters die falls far short of the real body count and I defy you to predict any death with certainty more than a few pages before it occurs (at best).

The fundie attacks will be especially vicious this time due to among other things the symbol of the Deathly Hallows.

Last what purpose remains in life now that it is over ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 22, 2007, 10:19:51 AM
Me and my new book are several counties apart. Tragedy.

Last no spoilers Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 22, 2007, 10:44:45 AM
Warning: Don't check the wikipedia entry for the new Harry Potter. It gives a detailed description of the plot.
For me a colleague spoiled a bit of the fun by revealing what he had found on the net but fortunately not certain crucial details.

It will probably be quite costly (even in comparision) to make the movie. The number of essential characters is huge, as is the number of locations. And there are a lot of scenes with crowds.

Last I hope this is vague enough not to be spoilering* Post

*it would of course be a spoiler that all of it turns out to be a dream and Harry is actually suffering from an overdose of late-night TV ;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 22, 2007, 11:16:17 AM
I haven't read a single HP book and haven't seen any of the movies.

I don't know why,  but I'm somehow refuse to read it... Something deep inside me doesn't want to...


Last I'm weird sometimes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 22, 2007, 03:46:08 PM
I've been reading it with my son and we are about 2/5ths on so please no spoilers.

Last I would be reading now but my son is sleeping and we went to bed at 2:30 AM last night on it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on July 22, 2007, 04:18:27 PM
No Spoilers Here
(Kiyo)and not reading them does not make one weird-- just a non-conforming non-conformist and that is a good thing to be. And after all you do get to see the Stones today(Sunday righto? or are you in a different day zone than me?)

Read it
Liked it
(I agree Swato that the fundies might just loose it over the DH symbol)

Last hurry up and read fast will ya so we can talk 'bout it  ;)Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on July 22, 2007, 06:20:03 PM
No discussing the Potter boy. I won't get a copy until next week....

Last Bah, Humbug! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 22, 2007, 06:50:07 PM
I missed the early Potter hype and came to the books through a newspaper article (somewhere between the publication of Vol. 2 and 3). I bought the first as a paperback and found it interesting but not world-shattering*. It was at least enough to also buy the second. Given that the authoress' skill visibly increased from book to book, it kept me increasingly hooked.
I consider the saga very well-written and clearly suitable also for adults (though of course it is not Kipling).
The movies are not bad (especially compared to some Disney stuff) but not must-sees in my opinion.
I think non-readers should at least get a bit of basic info about the books (e.g. checking wikipedia) but that's optional and just to avoid to be the only "ignorant" in a group (Hey, a (Western) atheist should at least have basic knowledge of the Bible)

Last and there is a squid in the lake Post

* and quite derivative in parts
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on July 22, 2007, 07:54:36 PM
I read the first two when they were still fairly unknown outside Britain.  They seemed like Enid Blyton or Jennings on LSD. At least as far as the clever creative ideas like the sorting hat and so on were concerned. Dropped out after the third one (ok, I admit it, they were too scary and beyond my reading age).

Last and the dementors remind me of work Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 22, 2007, 09:30:05 PM
I may possibly aaaaarggghh!!! have to survive several weeks without spoilers.... probably impossible. If so, I planned my life badly.

Last what was Billy Bunter's drug of choice? Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on July 22, 2007, 11:09:36 PM
Last Cake? or Postal orders? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on July 23, 2007, 12:24:43 AM
Ok for the time being
The kid with the scar will be "He who must not be named"
no spoilers-etc and not that last was not a hint or anything of the sort- I wouldn't do that.

but I do poke ant hills with sticks!

Lastwhat did I just step in? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on July 23, 2007, 12:32:52 AM
If it was Swato's ele-ants, it will at least be vegetative in nature, but you would need a right big poking stick to disturb that ant-hill.

Last c'mon the Myrmoderms Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on July 23, 2007, 12:45:54 AM
and probably body armor also  :o

Lastwonder what thia button does post-presses random button and then posts to see Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 23, 2007, 09:19:35 AM
Last night was great...

Rolling Stones were great, two and a half hour of Rock and Roll...

It's amazing how much energy they still have.

The rain spoiled it a little, but at least it wasn't so bloody hot.

The stage was huge... Here's a little picture of it (taken only by my mobile phone, so no great quality, but I thought it was't allowed to take a camera, but nobody controlled that on the entrance)

(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i5/bronko84/rainbow.jpg)

Last Papa was a rolling stone Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bruder Cuzzen on July 23, 2007, 09:21:37 AM
 nothing witty to add to this Last Post !
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 23, 2007, 10:28:29 AM
We could discuss Pratchett instead of Potter again.
The animated version of Soul Music is quite interesting and they were quite creative with the concerts on the Sto plains tour.

Last cheap but creative beats expensive but soulless Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on July 23, 2007, 11:15:47 AM
I love Soul Music.

The wizards "Live Fats Die Yo gnu" cracked me up. Seems an admirable motto to me.

Last "We're bigger than cheeses" Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 23, 2007, 01:03:17 PM
I still need to get Wintersmith somehow...


Last but I spend all my money on cds and tickets instead of books and food Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on July 23, 2007, 01:13:23 PM
Sell your blood as anti-freeze.

Last not helpful at all Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 23, 2007, 01:28:40 PM
After I am dead, my remains will make an excellent disinfectant
and household cleaner.


Last I sell my body to the highest bidder Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 23, 2007, 02:15:45 PM
Avoid the rear of the Admiral Benbow Kiyo. They pay rubbish.

Last innocent Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on July 23, 2007, 02:57:50 PM
I tend to avoid Admiral Benbow's rear, but for other reasons.

Last Fire in the Hole! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 23, 2007, 03:04:09 PM
Now I seem to have candida in the throat/back of mouth. Not nice at all.

Last if one wants fungi to eat, one has to pay. If one wants to get rid of fungi, one has to pay too Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 23, 2007, 04:54:38 PM
Last are magic mushrooms fungi? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 23, 2007, 05:02:53 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 23, 2007, 03:04:09 PM
Now I seem to have candida in the throat/back of mouth. Not nice at all.

Last if one wants fungi to eat, one has to pay. If one wants to get rid of fungi, one has to pay too Post

Bleah, nasty...  and generally requires one to give up many tasty foods to bring the population in check.
At least with the naturopathic methods that I'm familiar with.


Last and easy on the alcohol; better Swato than Kiyo I suppose Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 23, 2007, 06:02:41 PM
Let's see what the package insert says when I come home.
Just hope it is not: "hit the fungi, encourage the bacteria", that would lead to a vicious circle.

Last no trouble with alcohol overconsumption. I think I drink less than a (normal) bottle per year Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 23, 2007, 06:18:26 PM
Pick up some probiotics.  Or good natural yogurt.  Or I will ship you some kimchi - it's gone quite virulent over the last week and should have a superstrain of acidophile growing by now.

Last mmm... living food Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on July 23, 2007, 06:25:24 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 23, 2007, 03:04:09 PM
Now I seem to have candida in the throat/back of mouth. Not nice at all.
Candida (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candida_%28play%29)?

I had a case of Arms and the Man last year, but it cleared up quickly.

Last when will we start inoculating against Shaw? Post


Seriously, though, I hope you have a speedy recovery.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 23, 2007, 07:35:47 PM
So do I. Couldn't we transfer the stuff to the feet where it belongs ;)?

Last hey, why can't I catch champignon mushrooms instead or at least chanterelle? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 23, 2007, 07:50:55 PM
Or better yet (for me) Saccharomyces.   ;)


Last another pint of wort, bartender Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 23, 2007, 08:03:46 PM
What if Psilocybin mushrooms start growing on your body?

Would that be considered a good or a bad thing?


Last psychedelic experience Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 23, 2007, 08:19:07 PM
Your body already produces a very similar chemical (stronger, actually).  You just need to stimulate the right metabolic pathway.


Last and I hear that there are cases of spontaneous alcohol generation from sugars Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 23, 2007, 08:26:36 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on July 23, 2007, 08:19:07 PM
Last and I hear that there are cases of spontaneous alcohol generation from sugars Post

So that's why the girls call me "sweet"...


Last my ego is bigger than my self-esteem Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on July 23, 2007, 08:54:30 PM
Oh dear.


Last tsk, tsk Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 23, 2007, 09:22:12 PM
They really do call me that from time to time... :)


Last it's true... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 24, 2007, 12:28:30 PM
I don't come near enough to girls to get a (public) nickname. :(

Last need some extra pheromones to compensate for look and character Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 24, 2007, 03:31:57 PM
You're a chemsit right?

Why don't you try producing some...?


Last :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 24, 2007, 03:46:59 PM
Budget too tight. With just the necessary money available I could achieve the same effect withozt any chemistry ;).

The lozenges I have to take for the oral fungi is named Ampho-Moronal. I would not try to market it under that name in English-speaking countries ;D.

Last the taste is actually quite good Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 24, 2007, 04:03:17 PM
Who knows, maybe there are some pheromones in that stuff...


Last no knowledge of chemistry, pharmacy or physics gives a lot of place for my imagination Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 24, 2007, 04:53:38 PM
If they do, the effect has yet to show (and intimacies while infected may not be the best way to start a relationship).

Last only clean orgies please Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on July 24, 2007, 07:13:44 PM
This might not apply to your current situation, but what better way to get to know another person than a few weeks of shared quarantine?   ;D

Last let the public health department be your matchmaker Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 24, 2007, 09:52:22 PM
"I got fungi."

"So do I."

"What a coincidence, would you like to meet for a coffee?"

"I don't drink coffee, just tea."

"Wow, so do I, let's meet for a tea then."

"Great, tomorrow night would be fantastic, I'm getting out of hospital tomorrow."

"So do I, I'll meet you at the hospital exit... See you there."


Last I think this is the beginning of a beautiful relationship Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on July 25, 2007, 03:51:51 AM
I think that happened in a book. The Colbra Event, I think.


Last it's one way to meet someone, I suppose Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 25, 2007, 09:31:24 AM
That brings to mind some especially unsavoury blonde jokes.

Hm, maybe one could cultivate some bacteria that would turn the fungi into mushroom sauce.

Last inbuilt sauce dispenser Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 25, 2007, 02:48:50 PM
[This post moderated for explicit content]


Last :censored: Post   ;D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 25, 2007, 03:16:00 PM
Can a post be impeached?
Btw, is impeaching not death by peach?

Last highpeached Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on July 25, 2007, 04:23:49 PM
Actually, in the US, "impeachment" was first brought in as a "temporary" measure to boost the economy of Georgia after the War of 1812.  The peaches are now gone, but the name remains.

Last made-up history is the best history Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 25, 2007, 04:35:46 PM
As long as nobody draws a connection to the movie Ken Park. That would be unsafe for minors*.
Last oops, I just did it Post ;D

*seriously, and I don't mean the nudity.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 25, 2007, 09:25:11 PM
The Last Post thread is still falling behind...

Last save the last post Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 25, 2007, 10:13:25 PM
It's the lack of nudity.

Let's see more naked bodies and the people will come in like insane...


Last explicit Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on July 25, 2007, 10:38:45 PM
Bleh. Let's not.


Last no more man-ass Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 25, 2007, 10:43:59 PM
Kiyo, are you reading my PMs?


Last no nudity involved, not even man-ass Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 25, 2007, 10:49:28 PM
I'm not aware of reading your PMs...

Maybe it's just some transcendental telepathic connection...


Last I'm actually a secret agent for Larry Flint Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 25, 2007, 10:59:31 PM
Actually, I think your name came up.  You seem to show up when it does...


Last are you the Devil? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 26, 2007, 12:18:53 AM
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 26, 2007, 12:39:33 AM
Quote from: Agujjim on July 25, 2007, 10:59:31 PM
Actually, I think your name came up.  You seem to show up when it does...

Last are you the Devil? Post

Not aware of being the Devil... A sinner, yes, the Devil, no, I can't match him (yet)... ;)

What do you mean by "my name came up"? I'm getting a little confused at this very same moment...


Last the PM machine is generating my name to get into the seret files and transmit them to the feds? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on July 26, 2007, 01:02:49 AM
Big Brother is always watching.

Last eye in the sky Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 26, 2007, 01:47:52 AM
Please don't say that! Do you want to scare everyone?

Last according to your IP I can tell...  ;) :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 26, 2007, 10:07:38 AM
Maybe we could raise some money by doing a few nude calendars.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 26, 2007, 12:02:22 PM
I'm volunteering for that...

But don't really know what perverted mind would buy that...


Last exhibitionist that no one wants to see Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on July 26, 2007, 01:44:06 PM
lets see
nude elephants
nude pirates
nude squidlings(well not totally- they are squidlings- or is nudity culturally acceptable for squidlings?)
nude monk fish
nude toadfish
nude goats
nude college students
nude wenches (well of course you like that one!)
nude

about $10.99 per should cover it!
(heck just put the word "NUDE!" on the cover in big letters -as in Don't Panic! and they will sell like hotcakes anyway)

or we could just divert the money from this...
http://www.firefighterscalendar.org/default2.htm ( and this is just one reason that August is so darn hot!)

LastI really should not try and plan stuff this early in the am Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 26, 2007, 02:32:33 PM
Many things popped to my mind involving fire, firefighters, the link and your post, but it wouldn't be nor proper nor humble therefore I'll abstain to comment.

Last :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 26, 2007, 02:54:59 PM
I stopped thinking somewhere around the mentioning of nude wenches...


Last am I being inappropriate? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 26, 2007, 03:26:45 PM
Let's go into special fetishism: Nude wrenches (and for the really hardcore nuts: nude monkey wrenches)

Last toolbox prawn Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 26, 2007, 03:37:56 PM
I knew that the Germans had some creepy pornography, but didn't realize it was that creepy... ;D


Last remembering the old German "movies" Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on July 26, 2007, 03:43:39 PM
Yes, infuse mechanical engineering with a bit of smut, please.   ;D

At last geotechnical engineering won't be known as the "dirty" discipline... and not just because of the literal dirt involved.

Last whoever decided that 50 blows for 12 inches equals "refusal" must have realized the double entendre Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 26, 2007, 03:58:10 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 26, 2007, 03:37:56 PM
I knew that the Germans had some creepy pornography, but didn't realize it was that creepy... ;D
Last remembering the old German "movies" Post

Increasingly available on DVD. Shocking that those movies were at the time a major export product.

Last still better than Heimatfilm but that doesn't mean anything Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 26, 2007, 04:04:21 PM
It was the only prawn available in Eastern Europe, that's why it was so popular... :)

Last Meine Damen un Herren, heute sinkt für Sie - das Niveau Post

;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 26, 2007, 04:41:03 PM
There is/was no sex in the Soviet Union!

Last German prawn is also popular in Iran, I read* Post

*Isch kommäh, isch kommäääääh ;)

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 26, 2007, 07:59:21 PM
The best was the one synchronised into eastern languages (mostly illegal copies), where you heard the voices in German a little and the synchronised voice (all movie was done by the same voice, naturally) translating the words with no emotions, like reading a boring protocoll... ;D


Last I've never watched things like that, I've heard only stories Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 27, 2007, 09:44:12 AM
Actually even the originals were mostly dubbed (at least for the schoolgirl reports). Using real schoolgirls would have caused trouble with the law naturally, so those were young adults chosen for looks (acting talent was secondary anyway) that were then given "younger" voices in post-production*.

I hear there is still a market in prawn dubbers :o

Last Stöhnen auf Kommando Post

*There is an interesting scientific study available on this type/period of movies. Btw, the clothing and hairstyles at the time look really horrible today. I'd rather wear 40ies style than that.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 27, 2007, 12:45:27 PM
I hear the look is coming back... ;)


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 27, 2007, 02:22:17 PM
The ugly duckling turned into beautiful swan by mere removal of glasses seems to have taken hold in Asia movies.
Watch Cutey Honey* as a special example for that (the "real" movie not the anime, no real nudity actually).

Last in Yes, Madam the uglyfying glasses fail to work on Michelle Yeoh Post


*has also more product placement than a James Bond ;D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on July 27, 2007, 03:06:53 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 26, 2007, 03:58:10 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 26, 2007, 03:37:56 PM
I knew that the Germans had some creepy pornography, but didn't realize it was that creepy... ;D
Last remembering the old German "movies" Post

Increasingly available on DVD. Shocking that those movies were at the time a major export product.


:ROFL:
ja, dass gut ist!!!! ( also the most common line from said movies--- Oh I haven't seen any either- just heard about them)

Last still better than Heimatfilm but that doesn't mean anything Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 27, 2007, 04:53:04 PM
When will they do a remake of Where the wild creek rushes through the panties?
The Report series is of course far outcalssed today by certain talk shows.

Last "Beneath your clothes you are naked, you slut"  :D Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 27, 2007, 09:16:58 PM
I don't know when the remake will be done, but some fo the current productions are very much close to these words... ;D


Last what am I saying? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on July 27, 2007, 09:52:02 PM
I'm not really following this, so I'll interject with the help of www.randomword.com...

Ammunition!


Last random Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 27, 2007, 10:09:49 PM
Ammunition is not really off topic, you know...


Last fire away Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 28, 2007, 10:04:23 AM
Don't walk into the boob trap.

Last bad puns in the morning Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 28, 2007, 11:04:43 AM
I've been up since 5:30 AM, so it's not morning for me anymore... :)

So you are free to use bad puns as much as you want...


Last I hate working on Saturday mornings Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on July 28, 2007, 05:46:53 PM
Sounds fun.

I've been awake for mayyybe half an hour.


Last yay for summer! post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 28, 2007, 07:15:27 PM
I slept a little in the morning. Now I should go to the pool to join my wife, but even the water might be to hot for me.

Last summer is a cumin in Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 28, 2007, 08:03:33 PM
Pool or hot tub?


Last the level of the conversation can't be changed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 28, 2007, 08:30:01 PM
Pool, but the heat from our primary added to the dense and humid atmosphere of south FL, makes the it quite warm.

Last If I were in my hometown the temperature would be great Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on July 28, 2007, 08:46:35 PM
I've had the pleasure of experiencing a sun warmed S. Florida swimming pool--- nice

I'm off tomorrow and Monday-- going swimmin!

Lastwater themed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on July 28, 2007, 08:49:59 PM
Rawr. Stuck on the webcomic and a non-working laptop. :(

Last bleh Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 28, 2007, 09:32:48 PM
I've found out that I'm an ICQ-addict...


Last I am easily addicted Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 29, 2007, 09:17:17 AM
I feel dizzy and the blood pressure is below my normal (i.e. in theory now it is normal).
Haven't slept well again. No tightrope walking or other highwire action today.

Last dysfunctional Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 29, 2007, 02:26:44 PM
Dysfunctionals of the world unite!


Last in this thread Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 29, 2007, 05:53:55 PM
Let's erect a monument to dysfunctionality! ;)

Last hope that it will not collapse before the openeing ceremony Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 29, 2007, 07:42:44 PM
Well, the Tower of Pisa is still standing, why shouldn't a monument to dysfunctionality?


Last dysfuncational erection of a monument to dysfunctional dysfunctionals Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on July 29, 2007, 08:14:11 PM
It's called the House of Commons, but some idiot has let the inmates out for the summer.

Last Run in the corridors! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 30, 2007, 10:19:44 AM
Time for a new Pride's Purge?

Last revive the Lord Protector Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 30, 2007, 01:01:55 PM
Thank you Swato, Beagle had that last post far too long, but now I am here to take it off you.

Last traditional Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 30, 2007, 01:51:33 PM
Going back to the roots, I see.

That's why, the last post is mine now.


Last live with it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 30, 2007, 03:34:28 PM
Time to root it out and drink it as ersatz beer.

Last probably not my taste Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 30, 2007, 04:52:16 PM
Root it out sounds like pulling a tooth.

Last I should call my dentist Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 30, 2007, 06:13:19 PM
Me too but I have to wait until I can be sure that I got rid of the candida infection in the mouth for good.

In honour of our revolutionary goat, the Choral Squids are now practicising The Cultist Internationale (only 3 stanzas yet)

Last Iä Shub-Niggurath, The Goat with a 1000 Young Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 30, 2007, 08:00:55 PM
Please, don't talk about dentists.

I have an operation scheduled for August 9th to pull my other wise tooth out. The little f***** can't be pulled out the usual way, as there is some gum over it.

Bloody dentists...


Last I knew a good dentist once, he's in Australia now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 30, 2007, 08:17:26 PM
Mine were barely coming in when they were pulled (about your age, I think), so they had to go in and cut great holes in my head.  I was floating somewhere near the ceiling at the time, but remember some distinct crunching sensations.  :P

I found out later that this particular dental surgeon was known to be a butcher....   as was the surgeon for my appendectomy this year (cut more great holes in me, because he didn't like the modern procedures).  Keeping my fingers crossed to avoid the hospital for a while, because I have bad luck with surgeons.


Last more drugs, it still hurts Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 30, 2007, 08:36:32 PM
You think they'll at least give me some good drugs?


Last or do I have to get high before and after the procedure? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on July 30, 2007, 08:56:06 PM
I got Tylenol III after getting my wisdom teeth out.  I spent most of the next few days asleep.

I also fell asleep during the procedure under local anesthetic and the silly gas.

Last can you wake up and open your mouth, please? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 30, 2007, 09:11:16 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 30, 2007, 08:36:32 PM
You think they'll at least give me some good drugs?


Last or do I have to get high before and after the procedure? Post

They should knock you out pretty good (I had an IV, not the happy gas); for pain afterwords they gave me ketorolac which was excellent for the pain (lasted almost exactly 6 hours... generally kicked out about 15 minutes before I had to take the next one) but without any um, 'undesireable' side effects.  ;) :mrgreen:

So I still had the pleasure of doing the 100 km daily drive to college.  I wish they had given me something discombobulating instead so I could sit at home (they were nicer for the appendix).

Last so don't get high before, and don't mix drugs & alcohol with anaesthetics for a while afterPost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 30, 2007, 09:47:54 PM
Yaaarrrrgh! Oi jest had the string tied to the doornob and all 4 owt at once.

Last we were tougher in those days Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 30, 2007, 09:50:28 PM
Hah, I think doorknobs were tougher in those days. ;)


Last mine were mined, as they were hiding from the nasty doorknob Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on July 30, 2007, 09:51:43 PM
Yarr, but that were after a fair bit o' "anasthetic", were it not?

... a few bottles of dark Jamaican anasthetic, if I recall... though I may be mistaken, since I was a bit anasthetized myself.  Arr.

Last rum rum rum rum Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 30, 2007, 11:07:53 PM
Speaking of anesthetizing yourself, I just drank a full bottle of wine.

Last pity I can't do this more often  :D :D Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 31, 2007, 01:06:15 AM
Could someone send a few Jamaican anasthetics over to me.

I can't fall asleep once again...


Last although not sure if rum would be the thing that would cure my insomnia, but why not have some fun while awake Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 31, 2007, 01:40:43 AM
No Jamaicans but how about this?

(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e284/Griffinit/flossie.png)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 31, 2007, 10:26:43 AM
When a classmate got a wisom tooth pulled, I feared that I would have to suffer the same. When I some time later went to the dentist, he told me that 2 would have to be pulled (I even agreed seeing the x-rays). When I saw the dental surgeon about it he said: We will pull these 2 then and the other two 4 weeks later. A few years later I lost another 2 (the #7 on both sides).

Actually the extraction by dental surgeon itself was faster and less painful than normal dentistry. The nasty time came a few hours afterwards.

Last In old times visitors to the Galapagos Islands got all teeth pulled and replaced with stainless steel because the waiting period for the dentist was about a year Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 31, 2007, 02:30:42 PM
The "few hours afterwards" is the messy part...

Not looking forward to it anyway...


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 31, 2007, 02:38:53 PM
And no alcohol afterwards for a week!

Last that would be a reason, at least for you, wouldn't it? :-\ Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 31, 2007, 03:57:20 PM
A WEEK?! 


Oh, Kiyo...  can you survive?


Last an extra 2C's and 4H's with my H2O Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 31, 2007, 04:03:52 PM
Ethylene is not that water soluble  ;)
But it's a signal substance and/or pheromone for some species.

If you heat both together with the right catalyst, another eth- substance may be produced.

Last again deliberately misunderstanding Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 31, 2007, 04:19:58 PM
Animal species?  Believe it or not, I've seen diagrams for how to arrange walk-in coolers to prevent unwanted effects from ethylene off-gassing. 

And I love empirical formulae; so many possibilities.... 

Just found this:
QuoteIn mild doses, ethylene produces states of euphoria, associated with stimulus to the pleasure centres of the human brain. It has been hypothesised that human liking for the odours of flowers is due in part to a mild action of ethylene associated with the plant. Many geologists and scholars believe that the famous Greek Oracle at Delphi (the Pythia) went into her trance-like state as an affect of ethylene rising from ground faults.

QuoteIt has been shown that ethylene is produced from essentially all parts of higher plants, including leaves, stems, roots, flowers, fruits, tubers, and seedlings.

Let's go get a big bag of apples and huff 'em! Also explains my love of houseplants, and the habit of leaving fruit out.

Better yet, while we're playing with plant hormones, I suspect there are some lovely recipes utilizing auxin (IAA) as a precursor. ;)


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 31, 2007, 04:26:37 PM
Just keep the apples from the potatoes or you'll get them to produce dangerous amount of solanine.

The stuff is also responsible why some animals eat leaves going upwind, so the trees can't successfully warn their comrades that danger is coming and that they should produce alkaloids.

Last how do you gag a tree Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 31, 2007, 04:53:39 PM
MMMMmm... alkaloids.  Might be a useful technique for inducing higher concentrations, instead of inflicting physical damage.

Last produce more caffeine or your friend gets the caterpillars! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 31, 2007, 05:09:09 PM
Unfortunately those saponines tend to be steroidal and that could affect your chances of a clean sports career.

Last you'd have to be content with the Tour de Farce Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 31, 2007, 05:12:46 PM
Oh, so that's why the quinoa is particularly good for bodybuilding.


I hope it's not going to shrink other equipment....



Last oh noes!  not the huevos! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on July 31, 2007, 09:26:21 PM
Oh dear.


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 31, 2007, 10:50:22 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 31, 2007, 02:38:53 PM
And no alcohol afterwards for a week!

You're joking, right?

That would kill me...


Last my liver would fail, without regular alcohol income Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 31, 2007, 11:07:39 PM
You're not a true alcoholic unless you get worse hangovers when you don't drink. ;)

Hoping that I got to see a dead cat bounce (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_cat_bounce) today. We'll see tomorrow I suppose.
And no, not the kitty I'm cat-sitting!  ;)


Last bring on the bears! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 01, 2007, 01:26:03 AM
Quote from: Agujjim on July 31, 2007, 11:07:39 PM
You're not a true alcoholic unless you get worse hangovers when you don't drink. ;)

So, that's why I never get a hang-over.... :P


Last just kidding, I'm not an alcoholic.... yet Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 01, 2007, 09:49:03 AM
Maybe direct injection is admissible (with a second channel for caffeine).

Last but it's true about the alcohol (and smoking) after larger dental works Post

Btw, keep the caffeine low before and after and don't take ASS or you risk increased bleeding.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 01, 2007, 11:13:35 AM
I'll just use the other half of the mouth for alcohol injection... :)

And smoke through my nose... :)


Last what can we do with a drunken crabbie? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 01, 2007, 01:53:44 PM
Krabben in Weinsoße?

Last not a grat crustacean eater Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 01, 2007, 02:57:00 PM
Sounds like a good recipe... :)

I'll have two, please...


Last wine wine wine wine Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 01, 2007, 04:06:41 PM
What crab size. Would sea scorpion fit your taste sir? Fossilized or alive?

Last krill, I need fluorine for my teeth Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on August 01, 2007, 04:47:58 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 01, 2007, 09:49:03 AM
Btw, keep the caffeine low before and after and don't take ASS or you risk increased bleeding.
What?!  I'm confused.

Last and I need an interrobang Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 01, 2007, 04:59:03 PM
Maybe Swato is talking about some ass-kicking experience?


Last asses your assesments Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 01, 2007, 05:44:49 PM
Maybe it's a Freudian slip, as the usual NA acronym is ASA, I think. ;)

Hauling over some chatter from the Drinking thread:
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 01, 2007, 04:03:45 PM
Usually I don't know them by the original title but by the international one e.g. Once Upon a Time in a Battlefleld instead of Hwangsanbul.

What I observe is a general brutality of the "survivors, we don't need no stinkin' survivors" kind, a tendency towards very strong pathos and a very strong nationalism/xenophobia (but with a remarkable absence of North/South emnity).
But I guess the (subtitled) DVD availability acts as a strong filter, so I can't say what the "average" Korean flick looks like.

I'd like to see a complete affordable edition (and with subtitles that don't start to increasingly lag behind as in the 3 hour version available here) of Undercover Police Woman (TV series).

Dae Jang Geum was widely known by it's original title in Asia I think; the literal translation see occasionally is 'The Great Jang-Geum' but 'Jewel in the Palace' is more common.  HUGE hit across Asia (including Iran!) and making inroads into Europe, apparently - it is being broadcast in Russia now.  Can sympathize with the difficulty of finding good subtitled TV drama; the cheapo copy of Dae Jang Geum we have crapped out at about episode 30 of 50+ (I think it was double-translated from Korean to Chinese to English after that point; Chinese characters are not a kind language to use as a stepping-stone for textual translations).

The lead character was played by Lee Young Ae, of Sympathy for Lady Vengeance fame (I assume you've seen some or all of Park Chan-Wook's 'vengeance trilogy'?).

I think you are not far off on "average" Korean movies, because it's a relatively small industy (I'm sure you've noticed the same actors in many films).  Bang on re: pathos - Koreans are notorious for it, but I haven't noticed an excessive amount of nationalism/xenophobia, at least if taken in context (anti-American [military] sentiment in modern settings as per 'The Host' - also a good example of pathos in Korean film - and anti-Japanese sentiment in historical films is probably to be expected).  Well, not compared to Hollywood anyways, especially considering this is the Hermit Kingdom we are talking about.  ::)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 01, 2007, 06:07:33 PM
ASS relates to ASA as DNS to DNA (Säure vs.acid)
Caffeine increases the pressure in the "tubes" and the salicylic acid slows the sealing of leaks (and also makes the blood "thinner").

The Koreans also seem to dislike the Chinese (though less than the Japanese) and for the same reason (just in different centuries).
One could see some parallels to Poland (Russians and Germans are not natural heroes in Polish works of art*)
I do not know that many Korean movies (have to check but probably not more than a dozen) and 3/4 are period movies.
Interestingly they have a totally different fight choreography from Chinese equivalents, much rougher and up-close and more down to Earth (less wire action, even in fantasy settings).

Last and now for an in-depth discussion of Thai movies based solely on watching Bang-Rajan ;) Post

*but Poles seem to be a red rag for Russians too, even highly sophisticated artists (Glinka, Mussorgsky, Eisenstein) become really crude when it is about Poles.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 01, 2007, 06:36:06 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 01, 2007, 06:07:33 PM
The Koreans also seem to dislike the Chinese (though less than the Japanese) and for the same reason (just in different centuries).
One could see some parallels to Poland (Russians and Germans are not natural heroes in Polish works of art*)
I do not know that many Korean movies (have to check but probably not more than a dozen) and 3/4 are period movies.

Interesting - the general 'modern' view of the historical relationship between China and Korea is more of Big Brother and Little Brother (i.e. Korea has largely been in a position of mutual respect with China, but China has held significant cultural sway and authority over Korea, with plenty of scrapping here and there; as mentioned before Korean nationalism is very strong)  but I've not seen that many period movies. They've been at war at various times, but the Chinese have never succeeded in overruning the entire peninsula at any point AFAIK.   This is based on what I've heard from a history major, plus a few history books...

Interestingly, the majority of Korean movies I've seen have been war movies, primarily North/South cold war stuff, and like you say, there's very little North/South emnity - South Koreans don't consider themselves ethnically separate from North Koreans; most consider the division a grave tragedy for people in the North and wish for a reunited Korea (the only significant opposition to reuniting in the South is economically based, AFAIK).

I'll ransack my DVD collection and recommend some good films as I can't recall titles off the top of my head, other than JSA (Joint Security Area) which is excellent. 

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on August 01, 2007, 07:30:17 PM
Ok-Ok since the topic is now movies


"I'd like to thank the academy for this

Last Post"

(ab ducks and slips out the door with said LP right under the noses of all others!)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 01, 2007, 08:01:12 PM
Not so fast!

The

Last Post

is like the World Cup, it changes hands only a bit faster.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 01, 2007, 08:25:16 PM
And like the Stanley Cup, it is held too often by American, but rightly belongs in Canada!


Last Post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on August 01, 2007, 08:35:36 PM
I concur.

Last nationalistic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 01, 2007, 08:54:09 PM
Do we have to highlight it on the screen for the Yanks when we make a pass?


Last ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on August 01, 2007, 10:21:26 PM
And in a shock upset, a cheeky Scot zips in under the radar with the:

Last nipped out from under them Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 01, 2007, 10:33:20 PM
Hey?!  WHERE'S MY LAST POUTINE?!



Last you may think you're slick, but it's just the gravy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 02, 2007, 12:24:57 AM
The Last Post belongs to the Czechs...

After all, they're the once  keeping the NHL alive and attractive... :P


Last I may be high, but sneaky enough Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 02, 2007, 12:36:21 AM
No

I am taking the

Last Post

in the name of all Spanish speaking people and countries, for South America and for Colombia (and for my fair city in the mountains, and...)

L and I was thinking, has Putin tasted Poutine? P
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 02, 2007, 12:39:45 AM
Yo no hablo espanol....

But I know a few other languages....


Last celui-ci, est mon derniere post, mes cheris Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 02, 2007, 01:53:42 AM
Le derniere post c'est moi, MOI!!!

I mean... mien

Last je vais une croissant... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 02, 2007, 05:05:40 AM
Talk to the hand, because the feet are running away with the


Last watashi no te ga sukebe desu Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bruder Cuzzen on August 02, 2007, 06:58:57 AM
I'm taking this thread back to the basic LAST POST! ( and will be my last for a week or two ) cya all later! :drive:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 02, 2007, 09:59:02 AM
Rück er den letzten Pfosten raus oder er wird an die Jung-Tintenfische verfüttert (er, nicht der Pfosten).
Derselbige wird benötigt, Unsere Ansprüche auf das letzte Wort allhier zu unterstreichen.
Zuwiderhandlung wird mit Entzug geahndet.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 02, 2007, 10:50:09 AM
The crabbies will take the last post now.

Thank you...


Last  :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 02, 2007, 12:33:56 PM
They won't take anything once bathed in wine sauce ;D

Last shelly Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 02, 2007, 01:47:32 PM
But I will with pleasure... ;)


Last where's the wine? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 02, 2007, 02:12:05 PM
Behind the grape ;)

Last crapby jokes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on August 02, 2007, 02:32:32 PM
Is a hangover the wrath of grapes?

Last philosophical Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on August 02, 2007, 02:42:30 PM
the grapes get really "wrathed up" if one leaves them to become
raisins in the sun

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 02, 2007, 03:14:13 PM
I like raisins......

...... they're very good when soaked in rum......


Last culinary Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 02, 2007, 03:14:35 PM
Anyone trampling out the vintage?

Last owning a vintage car doesn't grant a licence for drunk driving Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on August 02, 2007, 03:18:58 PM
Scotland is not famous for its vinyards. Alas.

Last we make good malts though
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 02, 2007, 03:29:22 PM
Officially Berlin has the most northerly vinyard (eternal debate with some places in Brandenburg that claim otherwise).
Very special wine (would be quite expensive, if it were for trade as opposed to political presents).

Last I didn't say good wine Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on August 02, 2007, 03:34:23 PM
I now have a vision of two Highlanders, leaning on the gate, chatting, as a third walks up the lane, kilt flapping, with purple stained legs.

"He's a rare man fer the tramplin', yon Donald MacDonald of MacDonald.2

"Aye, pity he willna get oot tae pee, like."

Last it's the perfect garment for fornication and micturation Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 02, 2007, 03:58:13 PM
:mrgreen:


Last I got nothing more to say Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 02, 2007, 04:26:26 PM
Climate change will shift the wine line North (not much South due to lack of land in the Southern hemisphere).

Last Svalbard Icedrop Rosé, here we come Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on August 02, 2007, 07:14:53 PM
The wine line is a bit south of me right now.

The beer line forms behind me.   ;D

Last have your tickets ready Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 02, 2007, 09:19:34 PM
Has anyone tried to make wine with hydroponic grapes?

Last to make wine in space  ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on August 02, 2007, 09:39:06 PM
I'm sure that plenty of people would think that diverting hydroponic equipment away from pot production to grow "just grapes" would be wasteful.

Last unless you could figure out a way to smoke the grapes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 02, 2007, 10:01:53 PM
Not all of us are Canadian. ;)

Grapes should be fine - I've got potted grapevines (no, not pot grapes) and IIRC I divided out a small one and hydrocultured it for a while (i.e. just bare roots in water as opposed to a real hydro system). 

My living wall is a sort of low-tech hydro system, and about 70+% of the species I stick in there do very well indeed.


Last always get a start at the UK use of 'pot plant' to specify a plant in a pot.  Please send Pot Noodle. :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 02, 2007, 10:30:15 PM
One can smoke grapes?

Wow..... I have to try that one... :P



Last pothead Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 03, 2007, 05:49:38 AM
Hardly the last.

Last there will always be scads Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 03, 2007, 09:18:06 AM
The first last post I'm taking this morning...


Last neighbours woke me up with hammers at 7am Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 03, 2007, 10:12:25 AM
I shall relieve you of the Last Post (can't do anything about the hammers* though)

*btw, I have to check, when I can fill the next gap in my Hammer Films collection.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 03, 2007, 10:53:53 AM
The hammering stopped around nine, so no problem there anymore (except for not getting a decent sleep)...

But you don't need to help me carry the last post, I can handle it quite well...


Last mine mine mine mine wine wine wine Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 03, 2007, 12:50:27 PM
Don't whine just because it's mine and drink some wine before you emit too much brine.

Last just in time Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 03, 2007, 02:11:42 PM
Ah, what a rhyme.......


But the last post still is mine...


Last for now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 03, 2007, 04:19:25 PM
I think I have a hangover from too much workahol.

I'd better quit before I become a workaholic....  ;)


Last bring on the long weekend Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on August 03, 2007, 04:25:06 PM
Yes, Happy Civic Holiday/Simcoe Day/Heritage Day/British Columbia Day/August Bank Holiday/regular Monday at work or school, siblings!

Last dilute that workohol with some beerohol and sleeping-in-ohol Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 03, 2007, 04:42:52 PM
Work? Oh Holy See!

What about work allergies?

Last Gaston Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 04, 2007, 12:56:34 AM
Y'know, I think I ought to get to keep this one for a great long while - it's been so long since I've had the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 04, 2007, 04:14:03 AM
Do remember to share, Sibling o' mine.


Last Sure, Kanaloa, "Share" Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 04, 2007, 05:31:09 AM
Ah, well, it's typical.

Last Am I noticing a pattern of behavior here? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 04, 2007, 05:45:12 AM
Pattern?  The Last Post has been in a pattern for a while now...


Heh, and it's better that you take it many times than hold it for too long. ;)





Last so I'll help you with that Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on August 04, 2007, 06:02:14 AM
First time in a long time, for me...

Last gotta do it, tradition, you know Post

Depp, just for good measure, and

CAKE!!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 04, 2007, 10:13:50 AM
Pattern?

L  A  S  T  P  O  S  T  L  A  S  T  P  O  S  T  L  A  S  T  P  O  S  T
  L  A  S  T  P  O  S  T  L  A  S  T  P  O  S  T  L  A  S  T  P  O  S  T
L  A  S  T  P  O  S  T  L  A  S  T  P  O  S  T  L  A  S  T  P  O  S  T
  L  A  S  T  P  O  S  T  L  A  S  T  P  O  S  T  L  A  S  T  P  O  S  T
L  A  S  T  P  O  S  T  L  A  S  T  P  O  S  T  L  A  S  T  P  O  S  T
  L  A  S  T  P  O  S  T  L  A  S  T  P  O  S  T  L  A  S  T  P  O  S  T
L  A  S  T  P  O  S  T  L  A  S  T  P  O  S  T  L  A  S  T  P  O  S  T
  L  A  S  T  P  O  S  T  L  A  S  T  P  O  S  T  L  A  S  T  P  O  S  T
L  A  S  T  P  O  S  T  L  A  S  T  P  O  S  T  L  A  S  T  P  O  S  T
  L  A  S  T  P  O  S  T  L  A  S  T  P  O  S  T  L  A  S  T  P  O  S  T
L  A  S  T  P  O  S  T  L  A  S  T  P  O  S  T  L  A  S  T  P  O  S  T
  L  A  S  T  P  O  S  T  L  A  S  T  P  O  S  T  L  A  S  T  P  O  S  T
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 04, 2007, 02:47:44 PM
Oh, good, Swato, you broke the pattern. Now I can have a subscript-less

Last Post

and not feel pangs of guilt about it.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on August 04, 2007, 03:47:36 PM
Want to see something disturbing?
It is fairly PG--- no nudity or prawn that I saw
Celebrity Fury
http://www.celebrityfury.com/ (http://www.celebrityfury.com/)

I was trying to find a photo of a Depp Cake I could post for Sibling Chatty- and found this instead


Last  :o Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 04, 2007, 03:59:04 PM
Quote from: anthrobabe on August 04, 2007, 03:47:36 PM
Want to see something disturbing?
It is fairly PG--- no nudity or prawn that I saw
Celebrity Fury
http://www.celebrityfury.com/ (http://www.celebrityfury.com/)

I was trying to find a photo of a Depp Cake I could post for Sibling Chatty- and found this instead


Last  :o Post

I'm going to avoid comment on that site itself, and just ask one simple question.

Who thinks, "Why, I've had a swell idea! I'll photoshop pictures of celebrities to make them into vampires! And I'll make a website, complete with RSS feed, about it," and then actually does it?

Last disturbed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 04, 2007, 06:10:33 PM
Let's roast a Dönertier

Last fried Poast
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 04, 2007, 07:29:20 PM
A what?

Last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 04, 2007, 07:35:20 PM
Say, does anybody remember Beagle's last post statistics magic machine over from TOP?

Does SMF do RSS?

Do I have the Last Post?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 05, 2007, 09:02:19 AM
(http://www.doenerhaus.net/images/doenertier.jpg)
http://www.doenerhaus.net/images/doenertier.jpg

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on August 05, 2007, 01:37:49 PM
Swato, is that one of your lab experiments?

please reply via PM, as I would like to keep the Last Post :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 05, 2007, 02:33:48 PM
Quote from: Alpaca on August 04, 2007, 05:31:09 AM
Am I noticing a pattern of behavior here?

There is a pattern...

Eventually, the Last Post always comes back to three topics: alcohol, food and sex...

Last can that be considered a pattern? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 05, 2007, 03:05:09 PM
What about Depp and Cake!?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 05, 2007, 03:07:54 PM
These two are covered in the three topics I've mentioned...


Last figure out yourself which fits where Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 05, 2007, 03:23:12 PM
Oh, fine, I suppose so. Though they sometimes seem like categories unto themselves.

Last categorical Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on August 05, 2007, 03:52:22 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 05, 2007, 02:33:48 PM
Eventually, the Last Post always comes back to three topics: alcohol, food and sex...

Last can that be considered a pattern? Post

Or a schedule or itinerary.

Last It's good to have goals Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 05, 2007, 05:01:08 PM
Last I can't anything to what beagle said Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 05, 2007, 05:02:49 PM
Speaking of which, right now I'm scheduled to take the

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 05, 2007, 05:18:27 PM
You had a good run, but it's my turn now.

Last who let him have it for seven hours?? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 05, 2007, 05:22:51 PM
There is no greed in the

Last Post

L MIIINEEE P
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 05, 2007, 05:50:33 PM
Quote from: Pachyderm on August 05, 2007, 01:37:49 PM
Swato, is that one of your lab experiments?

please reply via PM, as I would like to keep the Last Post :mrgreen:

Request denied. And that beast is part of the typical German diet (at least according to a German restaurant in Bejing).
Indeed that Turkish import endangers the local curry sausage.

Last an invasion that even the xenophobes don't really fight against Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 05, 2007, 06:02:07 PM
Hmm... now, is that as accurate a reflection of the German diet as that provided by some of the "chinese" restaurants in America with respect to the Chinese diet?

Last dietary post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 05, 2007, 06:59:38 PM
Is the German diet as seen by Chinese restaurants a German Shepherd Dog?


Last sorry for this commentary... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 05, 2007, 07:21:20 PM
No, just the intestines.

Last stereotyping post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 05, 2007, 09:40:37 PM
Eeeeww.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on August 05, 2007, 10:19:56 PM
What's so icky about stereotyping?


Book now to avoid disappointments.
Yes, folks, it's the Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 05, 2007, 10:53:29 PM
Speaking of disappointments, I now have the

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on August 05, 2007, 11:09:12 PM
Only temporarily, my wooly friend, for I have taken it back.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 05, 2007, 11:34:35 PM
Thanks for mentioning it, my elephantine friend. So kind of you to keep it until I can take it back.

Which is now.

Last pos.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 05, 2007, 11:36:54 PM
You FAILED!
You took the Last Pos, which you can have.

I have removed the actual Last Post from Pachy.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 06, 2007, 12:28:53 AM
That's embarrassing.

I'll make myself feel better by taking the last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on August 06, 2007, 01:06:36 AM
And the grey one swoops once more....

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 06, 2007, 01:45:18 AM
Elephants can swoop? Kickass!

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on August 06, 2007, 02:08:47 AM
Of course we can. Haven't you seen Dumbo?

Oh, and by the way, Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 06, 2007, 02:20:17 AM
I always thought Dumbo was a bit of a flop.

Last punny Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on August 06, 2007, 05:20:00 AM
And the Elderly Auntie swoops in to nab the

Last uncommented upon Post!!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 06, 2007, 09:26:41 AM
I take the Last Post
bring it to the coast
turn it into roast
something for to boast

Last unripe morning lyrics Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 06, 2007, 10:46:21 AM
You can't do that with the last post.

You wanna know why?

Because it's mine, not yours....

Last no roasting here Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 06, 2007, 12:24:54 PM
A question of meaning to all siblings versed in the English language and literature:

Nyarlathotep is called The Crawling Chaos.

What does crawl mean in this connection?
Does it mean...
teeming like an anthill
or
creepingly encroaching upon
or
something else?

It is probably not meant as moving like a caterpillar.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 06, 2007, 02:25:48 PM
Hey, Swato, I've posted the song of the Mock Toadfish in the poetry section of "Sibling Things."

Enjoy, while I take the

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on August 06, 2007, 02:27:47 PM
*rustle in the bushes. a trunk pops out, and looks left and right*

A thunder of feets, and a grey blur heads for the hills, clutching the Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 06, 2007, 02:30:17 PM
Insert a mouse and/or other vaguely comedic element.

Insert Alpaca with Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on August 06, 2007, 02:42:24 PM
Solves problem by picking up Alpaca, and therefore the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 06, 2007, 02:48:40 PM
Thanks for the pick-me-up.

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 06, 2007, 03:27:08 PM
To ensue that the question gets answered one day, I quote myself
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 06, 2007, 12:24:54 PM
A question of meaning to all siblings versed in the English language and literature:

Nyarlathotep is called The Crawling Chaos.

What does crawl mean in this connection?
Does it mean...
teeming like an anthill
or
creepingly encroaching upon
or
something else?

It is probably not meant as moving like a caterpillar.

Last Post


Last selfquoting Post (no, just Last Post. I retain the privilege to selfquote)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 06, 2007, 03:40:41 PM
While I ponder that, I'm gonna take the

Last Post.

(I need read a bit more literature first!)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 06, 2007, 04:10:23 PM
Lovecraft is always worth a read, if one suffers from obscure adjective withdrawal ;D

Last gibbous Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 06, 2007, 04:29:36 PM
Lovecraft is now on the Alpacan Reading List.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 06, 2007, 04:49:45 PM
I fear the Great Old Ones will return before I get through my reading list.... ::)



Last need to take 50 items back to the library Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 06, 2007, 05:11:57 PM
Waiting for the new paperback edition of The Horror in the Museum. I only own a German translation and it is the last Lovecraft storybook missing.

Last Curse of Yig Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 06, 2007, 05:33:52 PM
My reading list exists as a list, but the top seven items on it exist as a stack on my desk.

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 06, 2007, 10:04:21 PM
There's dust on my reading list...


Last not much time to read Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 06, 2007, 10:53:50 PM
There's a stack of CDs on mine...

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 06, 2007, 11:02:10 PM
Audio books?

Last if I had more time to read... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 06, 2007, 11:26:43 PM
No, pirated perfectly legal backup disks of music that we'll be playing next season at the school's theatre.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on August 06, 2007, 11:46:33 PM
Got a few of the Tony Robinson reading Terry Pratchett ones. Excellent.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 06, 2007, 11:54:08 PM
Quote from: Alpaca on August 06, 2007, 11:26:43 PM
No, pirated perfectly legal backup disks of music that we'll be playing next season at the school's theatre.

I got a few of those as well... :P (although not for theatre)


Last piracy should be legal Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 06, 2007, 11:57:50 PM
Can music be released under GNU GPL?

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 07, 2007, 01:37:28 AM
I doubt it due to the greed of the music industry...


Last aaargh Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 07, 2007, 01:48:32 AM
But think of all the poor record label executives, who can barely squeak by with a living wage...

Last sardonic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 07, 2007, 02:57:04 AM
Those greedy b**tards should be quartered and hung (or the other way around). Do you know how much the musicians get for each CD you buy?

Last it usually starts with $0. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 07, 2007, 03:05:31 AM
What about tarring and feathering first?

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 07, 2007, 03:09:34 AM
I had a plan to revolutionize the music industry (much beyond my scope of contacts and influence), but I think it may have got done about 1 month after I thought of it by someone else.  Caught a small snippet on the BBC news and couldn't track down anything else on it.


Last band-stock Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 07, 2007, 03:32:36 AM
Does the industry appear revolutionized?

Steve Jobs has got a plan...

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 07, 2007, 03:38:19 AM
He does?

Last Post (is MINE!)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 07, 2007, 03:49:06 AM
Liberate digital music!

Last Pots.

Last post, too.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 07, 2007, 06:49:07 AM
Quote from: Alpaca on August 07, 2007, 03:32:36 AM
Does the industry appear revolutionized?

No, they must have been shot by the same shadowy figures that would have prevented my version from succeeding.

Last paranoid delusions of grandeur Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 07, 2007, 09:40:52 AM
Still lacking 2 Rimsky-Korsakov operas and unlikely to get recordings either legally or illegally.

Last the obscure classics have no lobby Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 07, 2007, 09:42:45 AM
Next level of self-quoting (sorry for the double post)

Quote from: Swatopluk on August 06, 2007, 03:27:08 PM
To ensue that the question gets answered one day, I quote myself
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 06, 2007, 12:24:54 PM
A question of meaning to all siblings versed in the English language and literature:

Nyarlathotep is called The Crawling Chaos.

What does crawl mean in this connection?
Does it mean...
teeming like an anthill
or
creepingly encroaching upon
or
something else?

It is probably not meant as moving like a caterpillar.

Last Post


Last selfquoting Post (no, just Last Post. I retain the privilege to selfquote)

the Post before this was the Last Post, this is just a postscriptum (as is any other following)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 07, 2007, 10:22:13 AM
I still spend way too much money on music...


Last and alcohol Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 07, 2007, 11:53:32 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 07, 2007, 09:42:45 AM
Next level of self-quoting (sorry for the double post)
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 06, 2007, 03:27:08 PM
To ensue that the question gets answered one day, I quote myself
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 06, 2007, 12:24:54 PM
A question of meaning to all siblings versed in the English language and literature:
Nyarlathotep is called The Crawling Chaos.
What does crawl mean in this connection?
Does it mean...
teeming like an anthill
or
creepingly encroaching upon
or
something else?
It is probably not meant as moving like a caterpillar.
Last Post
Last selfquoting Post (no, just Last Post. I retain the privilege to selfquote)
the Post before this was the Last Post, this is just a postscriptum (as is any other following)

Traditionally money is spent on wine, women and song (Wein, Weib, Gesang).
So, you are still missing one part.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on August 07, 2007, 01:02:49 PM
 I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

George Best


Last King of Wastrels Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 07, 2007, 02:01:24 PM
Three ways to ruin a company
1. gambling - that is fastest
2. women - that is nicest
3. computers - that's the most secure way

Last should have put tat in the joke thread Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 07, 2007, 02:56:00 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 07, 2007, 11:53:32 AM
Traditionally money is spent on wine, women and song (Wein, Weib, Gesang).
So, you are still missing one part.

Huh.  Sex, drugs and rock 'n roll is traditional?

Last but the categories have widened for the first two Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 07, 2007, 03:16:26 PM
Even rock 'n roll is now old enough to be traditional.

Last "modern music" is early 20th century and Beethoven was once a dangerous "new-sounder" Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 07, 2007, 03:33:11 PM
Sex, drugs, rock and roll! Rocky Horror Picture Show!

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on August 07, 2007, 04:24:37 PM
lastOh! Brad! post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 07, 2007, 04:30:59 PM
Never understood the hype (and the craze is especially strong in this city).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on August 07, 2007, 04:36:47 PM
RHPS is truly a love it or hate it deal---

Lastbut we still want you up in the lab baby Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 07, 2007, 04:39:01 PM
I have no specific opinion on it but I have avoided it because of the strange fan behaviour.
Hey, I watch movies that East Asians consider funny ;D

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 07, 2007, 06:33:34 PM
Could it be that it is a cult?

Last what about cult movies? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 07, 2007, 06:34:23 PM
Everything has a cult associated with it.

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on August 07, 2007, 07:02:47 PM
I'm in an anti-cult cult, myself.  We have issues.

Quote from: anthrobabe on August 07, 2007, 04:36:47 PM
RHPS is truly a love it or hate it deal---

I'm fine with "RPS", but "H" has no place in something viewed by children.

Last Ro-Sham-Bo Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on August 07, 2007, 09:33:29 PM
Last "Son, be a dentist" post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 07, 2007, 10:05:45 PM
Sex, drugs and alcohol....

My life in three sentences...

Not necessarily in that order, and necessarily in the same quantity...


Last alcohol is at the first place... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 08, 2007, 01:53:58 AM
I will not comment on that.

Last  :-X Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on August 08, 2007, 02:12:38 AM
I will...
Last Add a Little Love, Alcohol Boy! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 08, 2007, 09:53:40 AM
But leave some for me too (but you can keep the alcohol).

Last deprived of sex and beginning to behave like St.Anthony Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 08, 2007, 10:35:37 AM
Quote from: The Meromorph (Quasimodo) on August 08, 2007, 02:12:38 AM
Last Add a Little Love, Alcohol Boy! Post

I almost forgot about love.

Love is a great thing.

I love to love and love to be in love...


Last emotional Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 08, 2007, 12:46:07 PM
As long as it is not Wertherian

Last how can anybody sober drown in the Ilm? My washing basin is deeper Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on August 08, 2007, 01:04:05 PM
Last Apparently, you can drown in a teaspoon of water. Better be careful of Swato's basin... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 08, 2007, 03:59:27 PM
Just enough to cover both nose and mouth is necessary. But a sober and awake person will get reflexively out of it.

Mother holds her little daughter
15 minutes under water
Not to make her any troubles
Just to see the funny bubbles

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on August 08, 2007, 04:15:10 PM
Swato- do you have a basement?
Can I see what's in it?
:mrgreen:

Lastsorry- it shouldn't be funny- but it is Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 08, 2007, 04:30:49 PM
Ooh! Ooh! Bring me along!

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on August 08, 2007, 04:42:02 PM
I hear we have to go through the lab
you'll have to lead me as I have my eyes closed
but Oh I wanna see

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 08, 2007, 05:19:09 PM
That basement needs a real clean-up and sort-out (because it did not have one for more than a decade. Maybe I will find some books I knew I had but can't find anywhere.
No need to seek for traces of my perversions (those are stored somewhere else).

Last ominous Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 08, 2007, 05:30:01 PM
The Room of Requirement?

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 08, 2007, 05:31:57 PM
Lost the key (it's now a minor)

Last musically ambiguous Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 08, 2007, 05:35:18 PM
You did all that to a minor? Eek! I'd best sharpen my wit, lest the chances of a continuation of musically ambiguous last posts is diminished.

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 08, 2007, 05:40:25 PM
I am rarely the dominant even after taking some tonika.

Last blowing my horn Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 08, 2007, 05:48:23 PM
Oh, so your flexible, too?


Last I have a theremin....  one can hit the high notes without even touching it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 08, 2007, 05:49:23 PM
I think we need to get someone to submediate this exchange of canon-fire between us.

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 08, 2007, 05:51:42 PM
I prefer the organ, provide I don't have to polish the pipes

Last is it paradox to play piano on an organ POst
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 08, 2007, 05:55:15 PM
I can't deal with organs. Too many keyboards! And I have to move my feet! Aaaaah!

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 08, 2007, 06:02:36 PM
There was a silly poem in a German textbook I had at school. It went something like this

An aircraft carrier and a gothic cathedral collided in Mid Atlantic
The organist played his organ to the last
Now aircraft and angels hang in the air and can't land

Last and there is this poem "My Blue Piano" by Else Lasker-Schüler Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 08, 2007, 06:06:00 PM
The subject of this thread really hasn't modulated for a few pages, has it? It's hard to Handel.

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 08, 2007, 06:11:47 PM
Ja, ja, es geht wirklich alles den Bach runter.

Ein jeder Stier hat oben vorn
An jeder Seite je ein Horn
Doch ist es ihm nicht zuzumuten
Auf diesem Horn auch noch zun tuten
Nicht, daß er nicht tuten kann
Nein, er kommt mit dem Maul nicht ran

Last Heinz Erhardt Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 08, 2007, 06:25:37 PM
Google translate fails pathetically against that. Much like I did at age seven against Beethoven piano sonatas.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 08, 2007, 06:56:12 PM
To put it short:
You can't demand from the bull to blow his own horns because he can't reach them with his mouth.

Die Nofretete, die blies am schönsten die Trompete
Bis in Ägypten die Pyramiden wippten
Die Nofretete, die blies am schönsten die Trompete
Denn aus Ägypten da kommt die Blasmusik

Last more nonsense Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on August 08, 2007, 07:37:38 PM
O iguana do prazer comeu a pimenta da verdade.

That's nonsense.

Last Babelfish is so cool Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 08, 2007, 07:40:36 PM
What's really cool is when someone in Bulgaria sends you a "coded" message. That is, he uses the Cyrillic keyboard and just punches the keys where the English letters would be.

Hours of fun to decode by hand.

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on August 08, 2007, 07:44:23 PM
My parents are currently in Turkey, and I get some pretty funky emails from there as well. The last one, after decoding, indicated that they like it so much, they bought an apartment! Quality holidays for me!!

Last just booked a flight Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 08, 2007, 07:45:35 PM
I prefer duck.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 08, 2007, 08:02:43 PM
Thai duck?

Last decoding from the Thai alphabet must be reaaally fun Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 08, 2007, 08:34:31 PM
Yeah. It's useful when making Thai-die shirts...

Last ugh Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 08, 2007, 09:08:46 PM
Heh, ripping phrases off another Alex, are we?

When you're done stirring the shirts, can I have the Thai stick?  :mrgreen:



Last Michoacán, baby, Michoacán Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 08, 2007, 09:14:39 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on August 08, 2007, 09:08:46 PM
Heh, ripping phrases off another Alex, are we?

We are?

Last I'm wearing a Thai post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 08, 2007, 09:17:02 PM
That could be understood in diverse ways...

Last ...that I wouldn't utter here... ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 08, 2007, 09:18:19 PM
Alex Garland - phrase may be pushing it, but 'Thai-die' featured in early chapters of The Beach as an imagined headline.

Last I will never see the movie.  EVER! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 08, 2007, 09:21:17 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 08, 2007, 09:17:02 PM
That could be understood in diverse ways...

Last ...that I wouldn't utter here... ;) Post

The implication is enough.

Last I feel bad for laughing Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 08, 2007, 09:45:39 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on August 08, 2007, 09:18:19 PM
Last I will never see the movie.  EVER! Post

The movie isn't actually that bad. I quite enjoyed it.

Last I don't like Di Caprio, but he's good in it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 08, 2007, 10:00:41 PM
I saw the Bourne Redundancy yesterday. (Who's joke is that? Jon Stewart?)

Intellectually exhilarating. [/sarcasm]

(Still, explosions have their own way of being fun.)

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 08, 2007, 10:11:11 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 08, 2007, 09:45:39 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on August 08, 2007, 09:18:19 PM
Last I will never see the movie.  EVER! Post

The movie isn't actually that bad. I quite enjoyed it.

Last I don't like Di Caprio, but he's good in it Post

The book is amazing.  I've heard there's enough wrong with the movie that I'd consider it complete freakin' blasphemy (mostly Hollywood crap like making the main character a Merkin, and gratituous consummation of what was supposed to be unrequited love).  I somehow doubt they captured the psychological aspects of it, which is the most important part of the book IMHO.

Haven't caught the Bourne movies yet (hmm... actually, maybe the first), but the first two were great as audio books (good way to keep awake on long drives).  The third was ho-hum and tedious, so I imagine the movie was just as bad if not worse.


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 08, 2007, 10:13:58 PM
Maybe I liked the "Beach" movie, because I've seen it before reading the book.

The first Bourne was good, second was ok... Don't know about the third, haven't seen it yet, but want to see it as soon as I get the chance...

Also need to see the fourth Die Hard movie (I loved the old trilogy).

Saw the Simpson Movie a few days ago, laughed all the way through...


Last need to get my hands on old Bruce Willis' movies like Hudson Hawk Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 09, 2007, 12:13:46 AM
Die Hard was just as intellectually stimulating.

Great fun!

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 09, 2007, 12:48:43 AM
I'm probably going to see it next week...

Not sure yet...


Last movies, I love movies Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 09, 2007, 04:00:12 AM
Quote from: Alpaca on August 08, 2007, 10:00:41 PM
I saw the Bourne Redundancy yesterday. (Who's joke is that? Jon Stewart?)
Yup, while interviewing Matt Damon no less.

Die Hard was a great action movie, as intellectually stimulating as the previous 3.  ::)

Haven't had the chance to watch the Simpson's movie yet .

Last and now I'm off to watch the Daily Show  :D :D Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 09, 2007, 10:07:04 AM
Maybe HP5 today and Simpsons next week.
I have actually never seen the Simpsons on TV (just glimpses), I only own Futurama on DVDs.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 09, 2007, 10:14:46 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 09, 2007, 04:00:12 AM
Die Hard was a great action movie, as intellectually stimulating as the previous 3.  ::)

I've heard that there's no swearing in the movie...

Where's the fun when Bruce Willis doesn't use the F-word in Die Hard?

Last fight the prudent movie industry Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 09, 2007, 10:17:55 AM
That's prudish not prudent

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 09, 2007, 10:36:58 AM
Oooops... A little typo there...  :-[ :-[


Last I'm ashamed of myself Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 09, 2007, 12:27:58 PM
From a certain point of view prudent would also make sense. Prudence (i.e. calculating what will be successful but offend no powerful lobby) is responsible for a lot of mediocre movies. A lot of superb movies were considered very bad ideas beforehand.

Last prudence can be so boring Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on August 09, 2007, 12:53:22 PM
Yeah, stick it to the Man! Lots of things that were a "bad idea" have turned out to be classics.

Last free ourselves from the shackles Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 09, 2007, 01:19:39 PM
Umberto Eco has written a nice piece of a fictional lector of a publishing company refusing to accept several classic books for publication (e.g. Don Quixote for undermining the lucrative romance line), or recommending changes (like publishing the first 5 books of the Bible under the title "The Lost Bunch from the Red Sea).

Last the Bible could be easily marketed as a sex and violence dime novel ;D Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 09, 2007, 02:29:37 PM
Umberto Eco is awesome. Read the Mysterious Flame of Queen Loana while on vacation recently.

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 09, 2007, 02:52:24 PM
My direct knowledge of his work is fairly limited to The Name of the Rose, his "Making-Of" (postscriptum) to the same and his satirical squibs. May read Baudolino some day.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on August 09, 2007, 03:12:25 PM
re-reading Jane Eyre

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 09, 2007, 03:21:19 PM
Do we have a shanty expert here? Anyone that could give me the (musical) notes to A long time ago ? (no full score, just the basic melody).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 09, 2007, 03:27:19 PM
If'n you'd link to a recording, I could, but I'm no expert.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 09, 2007, 03:54:00 PM
Problem is that it is usually sung a capella (and often not completely sober) thus even without possible local variants simply going by ear won't help much. And it seems to be one of those songs where the melody is to be forced to follow the text instead of the other way around ::)

I think I will visit the library on the way home. The catalogue has a book with shanties but I don't know whether this one will be included.

Last worksongs for Cthulhu Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 09, 2007, 04:04:08 PM
My whole left side of the face hurts (got the tooth out this morning and the painkillers are wearing out)...

And my head starts to hurt, because the neighbours are doing something nextdoor, banging on the wall all day...


Last probably revenging for all the parties that took place over here Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 09, 2007, 04:34:55 PM
The secret is to cool the side before the anaestethics wear off. Unfortunately it's almost impossible to get the effect, if one waits too long.

Last minutes count Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 09, 2007, 08:50:05 PM
The secret, I learned, is to NOT bite down on the inside of the cheek that you can't feel, and not be aware of it, until the painkillers wear off and you realize what you did.

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on August 09, 2007, 09:08:48 PM
Bite this!

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on August 09, 2007, 10:09:32 PM
Hmm...   :nervous:


Anyhow...


There's been a Great Blue Heron hanging around the mouth of the creek for the past week or so.  I really need to remember to bring my camera.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 09, 2007, 10:26:31 PM
I've just found out waht the trick is...

Buy some more painkillers...

Drink six beers...

There's no more pain...


Last ok, so I'm drunk... sue me... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 09, 2007, 10:43:58 PM
My attorney will be contacting you shortly.


Last litigious Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on August 09, 2007, 11:19:24 PM
Due to the joys of the interweb, I can now act in Kiyo's defence.

Last and I have a wig, too Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 09, 2007, 11:20:33 PM
I'll be the judge.

Last and a nice hammer too Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 09, 2007, 11:23:43 PM
I'll be bailiff.

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 09, 2007, 11:26:33 PM
I'm glad that I get a quality defence.

Who would fight agains an elephant?


Last but don't send attorneys on me, I'm a little emotional tonight Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on August 09, 2007, 11:27:40 PM
Rest, young Kiyo. The Tusks of Justice are being sharpened as we speak.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 09, 2007, 11:31:05 PM
Do you employ one of those round-knife-looking sharpeners, or the slide-through kind?

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on August 09, 2007, 11:33:13 PM
Oilstone.

I'm a traditional type of guy...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 09, 2007, 11:34:28 PM
anyone here know of MC Chris? He's a nerdcore rapper here in the states.


lol, I said "the states"

last fett's vette post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 09, 2007, 11:36:41 PM
Quote from: Pachyderm on August 09, 2007, 11:27:40 PM
Rest, young Kiyo. The Tusks of Justice are being sharpened as we speak.

I'm well rested now. I feel very safe, when you have my defence...


Last unbreakable Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 09, 2007, 11:36:58 PM
Qwerty!

Where ya been? (Says the guy who... nevermind. :irony:)

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 09, 2007, 11:50:23 PM
Don't notice me...

I'm just taking the last post while you chat around here...


Last sneaky Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 10, 2007, 12:18:20 AM
And I was just walking the dog, too!

Last excuse post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 10, 2007, 02:13:06 AM
You can continue walking the dog...

I will continue walking the last post...


Last I hope it doesn't make a big doodoo... ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 10, 2007, 02:41:43 AM
*scoops the Last Post*
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 10, 2007, 03:16:19 AM
Yum! Like ice cream!

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 10, 2007, 03:21:20 AM
Don't eat too much or you'll have bad dreams.

Last now, where you said was your fridge? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 10, 2007, 03:26:36 AM
It's coffee-flavored, too.

Last the ice cream, not the fridge post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 10, 2007, 10:22:45 AM
The last Post shall not be frozen
but taken by the Chosen
One. That's me!
The Last Post shall be mine in all eternity
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 10, 2007, 12:19:46 PM
Nice rhyming, but unfortunately, the last post shall no be yours, because I am the One.


Last I'm the alpha and the omega of the Last Post Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 10, 2007, 12:49:48 PM
The first shall be the last as far as the Last Post is concerned
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 10, 2007, 12:52:04 PM
And the last shall be the first?


Last first or last, doesn't matter, but mine Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 10, 2007, 12:53:48 PM
Yes, the salt mines!

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 10, 2007, 12:57:08 PM
I prefer chocolate mines.


Last chocolate, chocolate, CHOCOLATE Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 10, 2007, 01:12:06 PM
whatever.

you guys are all just delusional.

because

....

last my post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 10, 2007, 01:55:31 PM
Prelastposterous!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on August 10, 2007, 02:18:39 PM
Last delusionally posterior or notPost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 10, 2007, 02:28:49 PM
12 1 19 20 16 15 19 20
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on August 10, 2007, 02:43:37 PM
ultimo alberino
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 10, 2007, 02:50:53 PM
Takes the Last Post back from anthrobabe... ;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 10, 2007, 03:10:49 PM
wowl. way to be original. you guys are all either speaking in code (done before), narrating your stealing of the post (done before) saying last post in another language (done before) just saying last post (done before) or just spattering madness (also, done before)

last /rant post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 10, 2007, 03:39:54 PM
The rhyming was not new either. We had patterns a few days ago again too.
And complaining about is is not the most original thing either.
What shall we do apart from claiming Last Post?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 10, 2007, 04:23:22 PM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 10, 2007, 03:10:49 PM
wowl. way to be original. you guys are all either speaking in code (done before), narrating your stealing of the post (done before) saying last post in another language (done before) just saying last post (done before) or just spattering madness (also, done before)

last /rant post

Now you're reminding me of the 'Simpsons did it' episode of South Park.


Last South Park did it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on August 10, 2007, 04:34:51 PM
not only am I taking it back from agujjim and everyone else

I'm going to be original about it

I'm going to confess to some spamming--- yep
I've been over here (http://llamacouncil.org/)and posted on every single thread! 

(anthrobabe ducks as Darren throws something at her head  :devil2:)

Lastwell not every thread, but I still had fun Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 10, 2007, 04:53:39 PM
How do you think I became Poster Pasha here ;D?

Last gobble gobble Post

Serakentavinograduvatiatosumanteaferil

(is thgat originalö ensought?)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on August 10, 2007, 05:29:34 PM
I don't know what it is but I tried to google it and I think I crashed google.

you are very naughty----

is it latin? or something written backwards and strung together- or the name of that lake that is the longst word in the Guiness Book? Pig Latin in something not English?

ok putting originalo (with no accent marking) brings up Pabaigti vertimai and Visos kalbos and a photo of a Jolly Green Giant baby eating watermelon.
here  (http://www.cucumis.org/vertimas_36_t/pasirinkite-vertimus_w_160_com_.html)


hmmmmmmmmm ----


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 10, 2007, 06:05:40 PM
Maybe it is the name for a new drug that an especially incompetent advertizer came up with ;D
Don't seek sense where none is to be found unlike satanarchaeolügenialkohöllisch, which actually occurs in a book (and its title)

ÖSDZ ÜPDZ (since I don't know what's right of P and L on the US keyboard, I can only give the German version ;))
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 10, 2007, 06:08:37 PM
US version:
P [
L ;




Last keyboard Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 10, 2007, 06:48:18 PM
ÖSDZ ÜPDZ looks somehow Turkish.
Maybe Turkish can be translated to German by always hitting the key left of the letter in a text.
Have I broken the translator mafia's secret. do I have to hide.
Anyway, I will take the Last Post with me.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 10, 2007, 08:27:20 PM
never seen that episode. never watched much of South Park and wathced even less of Simpsons, so I wouldn't get it.

last popcultrually misinformed post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 10, 2007, 08:46:41 PM
Listening to Classic 70's porn music....

Very interesting...


Last you wanted something original Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 10, 2007, 09:13:58 PM
You can keep your original, Kiyo my friend.

I suspect I ought to disappear with the LAST POST
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 10, 2007, 09:34:49 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 10, 2007, 08:46:41 PM
Listening to Classic 70's porn music....

Very interesting...


Last you wanted something original Post

What's the verdict? Better than anything written since 1990? And I mean, in music in general. Y'know.

Last "originally" musical post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 10, 2007, 10:07:49 PM
It's not good, as for musical quality.

But it's interesting.


Last at least way better than the music in newer porn movies Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 11, 2007, 04:06:28 AM
And you didn't mention that in the What Are You Listening To thread?

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on August 11, 2007, 04:22:23 AM
I had a wee injection of Demerol at the doctors this afternoon

"It really won't hurt, it might feel like a hard pinch but I'm going to give you some Demerol anyway to relax you and so it won't hurt at all."

Freaking LIAR--- it hurt, boy did it hurt(not the shot) and I'm not a baby- I give blood and such without a flinch

actually I'm just sort of tired
and rambling

Lastus Postus

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 11, 2007, 04:27:56 AM
My favorite fun poking-stuff-in-me moment was when they were taking a blood sample at the hospital. It wasn't while I was hospitalized, but for one of the follow-up blood tests, so one of the people there was clearly a newbie.

She shoves the needle in my vein - okay, great, used to it by then. But she's apparently not satisfied with the flow, and so she begins wiggling it. It didn't hurt, per se, but it was a profoundly disturbing sensation to feel the tip scraping against the walls of my blood vessel.

Last medical post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on August 11, 2007, 04:38:17 AM
Quote from: Alpaca on August 11, 2007, 04:27:56 AM
My favorite fun poking-stuff-in-me moment was when they were taking a blood sample at the hospital. It wasn't while I was hospitalized, but for one of the follow-up blood tests, so one of the people there was clearly a newbie.

She shoves the needle in my vein - okay, great, used to it by then. But she's apparently not satisfied with the flow, and so she begins wiggling it. It didn't hurt, per se, but it was a profoundly disturbing sensation to feel the tip scraping against the walls of my blood vessel.

Last medical post.

OMG
been there- done that
did she have a look of intense concentration on her face?

One has visions of the thing breaking through and causing a gusher or something

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 11, 2007, 06:16:27 AM
Yes. She had also managed to tie the tourniquet so that it didn't actually do anything to the blood flow, which was, y'know, useless.

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 11, 2007, 08:02:23 AM
It makes me mad when they do that. It's sheer incompetence. If they get it in right they don't need to wriggle, and if they do need to wriggle, nine times out of ten they fail to get the wriggle to have the desired effect. Since I've only one usable vein left, the risk of them rendering it useless for ever are too high to mess around like this. I always warn them and the words I dread are "I'll just give it a try". No, you won't. You'll get someone who can do it, please. When that fails to deter them I tell them to use my foot. At that point they give in and fetch someone competent.

Last know your limits of competence Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 11, 2007, 08:14:15 AM
Quote from: Alpaca on August 11, 2007, 04:27:56 AM
My favorite fun poking-stuff-in-me moment...

Sounds like a new thread in the 'What are you ....ing?" area. ;D



Last hanging out in the DP forum too much Post  :P
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 11, 2007, 09:41:51 AM
I hate getting injection. Panic fear.

I prefer getting shots of hard liquor than shots at the doctors...


Last haven't been really drinking for a while Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 11, 2007, 10:06:38 AM
Getting stuff in by needle rarely poses a problem, getting stuff out that way is the trouble.

Last inject/extract Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 11, 2007, 03:01:16 PM
Getting stuff in was fine by IV. The needle was embedded in a good spot and everything was securely taped on, so it was just a matter of hooking it up to various stuff, which flowed just fine. No repeated stabbing necessary.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 11, 2007, 03:59:45 PM
the last time I got a shot was in like, kindergarten, so I still have pretty bad memories of it.

in fact, a nurse poked her head in saying 'what are you doing to that screaming child?"

but I got my blood taken about a year ago and it was fine. I'd probably be okay about needles, just not entirely enthusiastic.

last I want enthused to be a word post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on August 11, 2007, 04:08:46 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on August 11, 2007, 08:14:15 AM
Quote from: Alpaca on August 11, 2007, 04:27:56 AM
My favorite fun poking-stuff-in-me moment...

Sounds like a new thread in the 'What are you ....ing?" area. ;D



Last hanging out in the DP forum too much Post  :P

:ROFL: :censored:

if we put a "what are you poking thread up the hits will be amazing!"
might even make the 9 o'clock news, it will probably shut down the censor thingie as well

LastI'm supposed to be too mature for this, but sure ain't Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 11, 2007, 04:18:26 PM
I still have an open port into my breast implant from when the surgeon was playing around with it. Theoretically I could pump it up or down according to what occasion I was dressing up/down for ;)

Last adjustable body parts Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on August 11, 2007, 04:26:04 PM
Did you ever think about doing one side a bit larger than the other and seeing the results?


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 11, 2007, 04:38:03 PM
No need to think or do. It's a failed implant. That's why the port is still open. A bit larger doesn't figure. Neither does nearly the same. It's been a disaster. :ROFL:

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 11, 2007, 05:14:41 PM
Better put up a firewall for those open ports. Check your router.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 11, 2007, 05:57:24 PM
"...please refer to the troubleshooting section in page..."

Last why am I thinking on chastity belts? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 11, 2007, 06:45:38 PM
Is your network cable plugged in?

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 11, 2007, 07:42:42 PM
What a peculiar way this thread has gone.

Don't fear needles, I fear my sisters around me with needles. Last time I got a flu shot, my sister pushed me right as the nurse was sticking me with it.

Last Needly post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 11, 2007, 08:05:51 PM
Hehe. Don't fear relatives with needles. Last time one of the buttons on a suit fell off, my mother sewed it on with - a needle!

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 11, 2007, 09:18:59 PM
Finding needles in haystacks can keep the kids amused for hours.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 11, 2007, 10:41:27 PM
Not if the kids know strpos() (http://us2.php.net/manual/en/function.strpos.php)!

Last nerd post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 11, 2007, 11:26:16 PM
Last :ROFL: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 12, 2007, 04:41:26 AM
Hooray for long dinner parties.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 12, 2007, 09:17:02 AM
Is alcohol involved at long dinner parties?


Last if yes thatn hooray Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 12, 2007, 09:59:20 AM
Looks like a busy weekend here.
My prepeared number picture file is running almost dry. I didn't expect we would reach 100 before mid nect week.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 12, 2007, 02:38:43 PM
You'd best git on the Google.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 12, 2007, 06:40:29 PM
I predict the 100 to be reached before midnight (MESZ) (i just posted 99).

Last soon it will get difficult Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 12, 2007, 06:44:54 PM
Yay! That's when it gets fun!

How far did it get at TOP?

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 12, 2007, 07:05:56 PM
Can't remember seeing that thread there. In extreme cases one can work by combination (or posting book pages)

Last cheap tricks Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 12, 2007, 07:29:27 PM
Hmm. I was sure it was. I definitely got the idea from somewhere.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 12, 2007, 08:22:19 PM
I'm getting close to my 3000 posts...


Last millenial Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 12, 2007, 08:23:02 PM
That's exciting! Where'll you make your last one?

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 12, 2007, 08:24:14 PM
Here of course...

Last only here Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 12, 2007, 08:26:09 PM
But not if the last post is mine!

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 12, 2007, 08:27:08 PM
That's why it isn't yours...


Last see? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 12, 2007, 08:46:17 PM
One more! One more!

Last post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 12, 2007, 08:58:02 PM
One shaaat! 


Last all the 'Korean' Kiyo would ever need Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 12, 2007, 09:17:11 PM
And all the

Last Post

I'd ever need.

If no one took it from me, that is.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 12, 2007, 09:45:08 PM
OK, it's time to celebrate...

The 3000 has been reached...

Where's the beer???

:beer: :drunk: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast:


Last where is my beer? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 12, 2007, 09:46:56 PM
Check the pub.

And hate to rain on your parade, but the last post is mine.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 12, 2007, 10:21:37 PM
Oh Kiyo....   I have a dozen beer, and some rum (I know you don't like vodka anymore, so I'll have to save the spiked watermelon for myself). 


If you get here soon, you can drink it all.  But I'll try to drink it first. ;)



Last fruitastic watermelon Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 12, 2007, 10:24:31 PM
I prefer rum.

Don't like vodka after some bad experience...

Just send the beer over, I'll handle it from there.


Last I'm pretty thirsty right now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 12, 2007, 11:12:48 PM
Cheats must be cast out.

Last authentic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 13, 2007, 12:22:59 AM
Hardly the last, Griffin.


Last Post, period.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 13, 2007, 01:43:40 AM
This one's the last...


Last the rum still hasn't arrived Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 13, 2007, 02:03:35 AM
This one's the last-er.

Ever-lasting!

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 13, 2007, 05:40:48 AM
What is the ultimate lasting post?

Last cast in stone? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 13, 2007, 10:13:40 AM
The postal service. When the universe comes to an end, there will still be undelivered mail.

And one of the letters of the latter will be the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 13, 2007, 11:00:07 AM
And that one will be mine...


Last you can be sure of that Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 13, 2007, 12:04:59 PM
In the very likely case of you surviving me (ethanol is a preservative, isn't it ;D)

Last Post for now
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 13, 2007, 12:33:25 PM
There will be only four things surviving the armageddon:

Cockroaches
Keith Richards
the Last Post
and me holding the last post very close


Last nuclear war Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 13, 2007, 01:55:50 PM
Be careful that he does not drink you

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 13, 2007, 02:43:10 PM
Is that one of the functions of this forum? Can you post by mail? Amazing!

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 13, 2007, 03:29:08 PM
Don't know whether we can drink Kiyo by forum (televampirism?)

Last beware the phorum fantom Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 13, 2007, 03:56:21 PM
I think it has to be enabled through the admin panel, first.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 13, 2007, 04:23:23 PM
the blood or the soul sucker? :mrgreen:

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 13, 2007, 05:20:17 PM
Just the blood. Soul-sucking is a permanent feature and unalterable through the configuration.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on August 13, 2007, 09:23:19 PM
Quote from: Alpaca on August 13, 2007, 05:20:17 PM
Just the blood. Soul-sucking is a permanent feature and unalterable through the configuration.
Hmm.  I didn't realize that the forum software was a Microsoft product.

Last jumping on the "bash Bill Gates" bandwagon Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 13, 2007, 10:04:22 PM
You can't drink me.

It's not possible to drink the drinker.

But I can drinkt the forum...


Last it's a vintage Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 13, 2007, 11:52:11 PM
Let it age a little bit more, Alcohol Boy.

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 14, 2007, 12:08:09 AM
Why not?

Let me fetch my barrels and keep it safe in my cellar.

Last cellery Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 14, 2007, 12:25:31 AM
Along with the celery in the cellar?

Last vegetable post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 14, 2007, 01:06:57 AM
I'll turn into a vegatable if I read much more of this.

Last couch potato Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 14, 2007, 01:34:37 AM
Is the forum your feeding tube?

Last bad taste post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 14, 2007, 01:44:05 AM
I feed on the words of others...


Last and I'm very hungry Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 14, 2007, 01:58:22 AM
Wait, you feed? As in, consume in ways other than drinking!?

This is news to me.

Last :o Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 14, 2007, 02:06:33 AM
I ran out of beer, so I need food that is not in liquid form instead...


Last I need to go shopping tomorrow Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 14, 2007, 02:27:36 AM
Food for thought?

Last hungry eyes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 14, 2007, 02:42:57 AM
That sounds mildly evil...I keep seeing pupils that have teeth.


Last ewww...I'm trying to eat Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 14, 2007, 02:58:10 AM
"Hungry minds" ain't much better.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 14, 2007, 09:58:13 AM
Quote from: Kanaloa the Squidly on August 14, 2007, 02:42:57 AM
That sounds mildly evil...I keep seeing pupils that have teeth.
Last ewww...I'm trying to eat Post

As it is said "Das Auge ißt mit" (the eye also takes part in the eating), so why should it lack teeth?
And have you never heard of eyes like daggers?

Last if looks could kill... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 14, 2007, 10:41:42 AM
And now I'm hungry...


Last why's the fridge still empty? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 14, 2007, 10:48:00 AM
Your food emigrated to Hungary?

Last high noon low puns Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 14, 2007, 11:03:57 AM
It emigrated to my stomach a long time ago.


Last I hate shopping for food, I always spend so much money on nonsence Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 14, 2007, 01:29:40 PM
So your stomach is meagre beacuse you ate not?

Last 2.5 hours later and the puns have not improved Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 14, 2007, 02:03:11 PM
When it comes to food, the puns never improve...


Last I'd like a coffee Togo Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 14, 2007, 07:52:37 PM
Japanese admiral in a bun?

Last three bad puns don't equal a single good one Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 14, 2007, 09:17:57 PM
With the increasing amount of beer I've consumed, your puns are more and more hilarious...

Can that be put down mathematically?


Last pattern, pattern, sex, pattern Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 14, 2007, 09:23:00 PM
That's petting, not pattern.
Why has petting nothing to do with pets?

Last Post

Btw, just came back from the cinema. HP5 is quite well done. Unlike part 4 that required knowledge of the books to be completely understood, part 5 (despite being shorter while based on a longer book) looks much more coherent.
I think both Luna Lovegood and Dolores Umbridge were perfectly casted.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 14, 2007, 09:28:30 PM
Isn't petting just another pattern?


Last alcohol patterns in my mind Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 14, 2007, 09:31:08 PM
I think your b dropped. It probably batters the brain.

Last it's unlikely that it betters it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 14, 2007, 09:32:30 PM
It betters it, trust me...

The best math exam I've ever done was totally drunk... ;D


Last and the best philosophy paper done high Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 14, 2007, 09:37:30 PM
High minded and high spirited in other words

Last in vino inebritas Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 14, 2007, 09:53:34 PM
In vino veritas...

In beer as well....


Last my latin isn't very good, but my beerish is perfect Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 14, 2007, 10:22:15 PM
Do you meet many bears, so it does not get rusty.

Last tuum postumentum est in taberna mori Post

Btw, inebritas means drunkenness
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 14, 2007, 11:13:29 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 14, 2007, 09:53:34 PM
In vino veritas...

Quod erat demonstrandum.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 14, 2007, 11:47:06 PM
I'm sobreing up...

It's a weird feeling...


Last :P Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 15, 2007, 12:16:47 AM
Don't strain yourself. We love you in all states of intoxication.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 15, 2007, 02:16:04 AM
I also love you all in all forms of intoxication (I'm in)... ;)


Anyway, lately, I've decided to calm down a little bit on the drinking. Earlier I had days, where I was drunk for several eveninings in a row (even weeks sometimes), but I came to a turning point, and now I'm not getting as drunk as earlier (as from quantity and how often...)


Last am I getting mature? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 15, 2007, 02:26:04 AM
Kiyo, did you crash the site ? just to hang onto the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 15, 2007, 02:29:17 AM
No, I didn't...

Although I've been drinking with it lately, maybe it's still a little bit buzzed, the poor thing isn't used to the same amount of liquor as I am... :P


Last forgot this isn't the AA forum Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 15, 2007, 03:04:52 AM
I think SMF 2.0 will feature an enhanced liver.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 15, 2007, 03:42:26 AM
As long it isn't liver-tarian...

Last Bad Puns III - Vengeance of the Return Post
:D :D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 15, 2007, 04:06:39 AM
I wonder if it'll have new livery.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 15, 2007, 04:28:10 AM
Will its postilions catch fire?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 15, 2007, 04:44:01 AM
Not if you apply topical flame retardant.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 15, 2007, 05:25:17 AM
Does it work with trolls?

Last  :o Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 15, 2007, 10:07:35 AM
Trolls don't work. They would stroll had they not eaten the s.

Last Discworld trolls might be different Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 15, 2007, 10:57:13 AM
If we put the trolls in a freezing environment, maybe they will develop some intelligence?


Last discworld reference II Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 15, 2007, 11:20:19 AM
Political trolls in this world produce an icy climate (while also fostering global warming)

Last pork futures Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 15, 2007, 12:13:22 PM
It's getting hot in here...

So what?

So take off all your clothes...



Last bad song... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 15, 2007, 03:21:43 PM
And now...full frontal nudity!

Last drooling Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on August 15, 2007, 04:43:22 PM
here is a nice fur coat that might fit to cover the nudity

no- it is not a bribe

Lastyet another pork futures thingie-future pork, oh the horror if applied to USA politics Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 15, 2007, 06:34:24 PM
Politics and pork go hand in hand everywhere. The more money you have the more they steal misuse.

Last there is an article in the printed edition of Discover Magazine explaining how badly money is spent by Homeland Security  >:( Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 15, 2007, 08:36:45 PM
Yes, New York is not considered a high risk target (moneywise) unlike towns with Amish Popcorn factories or petting zoos. When the terrorists come back they will of course strike at the heartland, not decadent coastal cities risking to even receive applause fore it from the wingnuts.

Last Power Cable, Nebraska must be protected at all costs Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 15, 2007, 11:36:04 PM
That money would be much better spent doing things like building bridges to remote Alaskan islands.

Last No matter where it goes, they manage to make it go to the wrong place post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 16, 2007, 03:43:15 AM
The wrong place, I agree.

I don't get a dime... That's why I know the money is not well spent. Imagine how much the world would improve, if I would get the money... ;D


Last or just a few thousand to make a living Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 16, 2007, 03:47:05 AM
Maybe if the Monastery hired a lobbyist?

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 16, 2007, 03:48:30 AM
Maybe the quy who works for British American Tobacco?


Last maybe we could even get a few cigarettes out of the deal Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 16, 2007, 04:01:01 AM
I dunno if it's safe to light cigarettes around you. I think alcohol may permeate the air, too.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 16, 2007, 05:16:13 AM
Kiyo, please ignore firemen job postings.

Last let the squidlings take care of it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 16, 2007, 09:45:19 AM
Postscriptum to the discussion on the last page:

It's obvious that infrastructure should be built where the cost/quality relation is best and then transported to where it is actually needed. Okay, the transportation of hydroelectric dams or mile long bridges may cause some extra costs but that should be worth it.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 16, 2007, 10:47:28 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 16, 2007, 05:16:13 AM
Kiyo, please ignore firemen job postings.

I would look bad in a calendar anyway.


Last fighting fire with fire Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 16, 2007, 12:15:49 PM
Do you want airy earth with your firewater?

Last elementary post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 16, 2007, 02:08:12 PM
No thanks, just the firewater for me...


Last l'eau de vie Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 16, 2007, 02:59:16 PM
Your bottle of 4711, sire!

Last only for external use Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 16, 2007, 06:44:50 PM
Before I leave to do real work, I'll just steal the

Last post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 16, 2007, 06:51:09 PM
Oh no, mister, you are not stealing in the premises.

Last let's keep it safe here  :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 16, 2007, 06:54:05 PM
Ha! Tuns out this particular bit of real work still leaves me time to take the

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 16, 2007, 07:12:39 PM
Seems like I will wrap the precious Last Post in tanned llama hide this evening  ;D

Last and a new dust cover from goat leather Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 16, 2007, 07:16:22 PM
Also in bird feathers and crab meat, if you go by avatars.

That is, if you had a last post. Unfortunately, the last post is mine.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 16, 2007, 07:18:29 PM
And here I was thinking of how politically incorrect would it be to place it in an ivory box.

Last my feathers are fine, thanks for asking Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 16, 2007, 07:23:07 PM
Wouldn't it by ironic if the box was iron(y)?

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 16, 2007, 07:30:24 PM
Time to thatch her..eh..it. The Last magginetic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 16, 2007, 07:31:29 PM
Swato, what have you been doing in the lab?

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 16, 2007, 07:41:33 PM
Has the underage squid talked :o ?

Okay, there are some problems with the genetic splicing of the elesquid and I fear I added some Bactrian Moose genes by accident.
Nothing what a good flaming inferno can't clean up.

Last where did I put that cryton fuse Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 16, 2007, 08:35:28 PM
Last Post box
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 16, 2007, 09:10:05 PM
Last Post wrestle
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on August 16, 2007, 09:14:06 PM
What are you lot up to? I wander off for a few hours and the "Trade Agreements" thread has gone "bananas" as I believe they say in jjj-land.
If this is typical no wonder the Doha Round is taking for ever.

Last Don't try philosophy at home kids Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 16, 2007, 09:46:20 PM
Looks like we need to add a penitentiary wing :(

Last living fossil or highly educated troll, that's the question Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 16, 2007, 10:02:10 PM
I am entirely to exhausted to respond coherently.

and it's freakin' 5 pm.

normally I would've been up for about 4 hours.

yay family vacations.

last LOL NOT post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 16, 2007, 10:12:15 PM
It's ten past eleven pm here and the server seems to be a bit down also. So this will be the Last Post for today.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on August 16, 2007, 10:12:30 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 16, 2007, 09:46:20 PM
Looks like we need to add a penitentiary wing :(

A small island run by negative trait out-breeding philosophers might do the trick.

Are any of those ones Augustus sent people who'd annoyed him still available? Probably covered in time shares by now.

Hiya Qwerty!  Sanity returns (sort of)

Last wonder where we'd find a democratic group of agreeing philosophers Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 17, 2007, 12:21:12 AM
It's past one pm, I'm drunk and I'm thinking straight...


This is a dangerous combination, because if Kiyo is drunk and thinking, no good comes out of it...


Last walk this way Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 17, 2007, 01:12:28 AM
Sure thing, Eye-gor.

Last obscure movie reference post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 17, 2007, 01:58:46 AM
all I know is that I should get that. I want to say young frankenstine, but that's not really obscure. at least, AFAK

I always want to say AFLAK or whatever it is that duck says instead of AFAK.

err, in fact, most times.

last bob bob bob bob post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 17, 2007, 03:36:42 AM
Eh, guess it isn't obscure, then.

Nor is the last post yours.

Because, y'know, it's mine.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 17, 2007, 04:01:55 AM
if the last post was obscure, I'd be able to hide it from you freaks.

although, in the grand scheme of things, the Last post is pretty obscure. out of like, the amount of people in Web-using countries, a very small percentage should know about the Last Post of anywhere, or even internet forums much.

last statistical post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 17, 2007, 04:30:54 AM
Or maybe that's just what they want you to think, while they take the

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 17, 2007, 10:07:01 AM
The onlky obscure thing should be the camera.

Last cameralistic post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 17, 2007, 10:45:15 AM
Is anything obscure anymore?


Last philosophical Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 17, 2007, 12:11:31 PM
Still too many obscurantists around

Last there is total darkness in many minds Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 17, 2007, 02:03:20 PM
Better darkness than emptiness....


Last vacuum Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 17, 2007, 03:02:08 PM
but, if you have 3 vacuums you can create a self levetating device with your own home devices.

vacuums or leafblowers.

last thank you myth busters post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 17, 2007, 09:48:23 PM
One winter I am so going to make a hoversled or hovertube using a gas-powered leaf blower.  Low-friction + gravity = big trouble.


Last  or you could go kilt-hunting Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 17, 2007, 11:01:52 PM
Willst du zum Schürzenjäger werden?

Last Up the Khyber Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 17, 2007, 11:35:09 PM
One winter I am so going to try survive it sober...


Last the best way to survive winter is by drinking hard liquor Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 17, 2007, 11:53:08 PM
Low temperatures are a way to concentrate liqour (just take the forming ice out). In theory absolute alcohol should be produced at about -100°C.

Last 4000th Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 17, 2007, 11:55:26 PM
Congratulations on your 4000th post...

But it isn't the last one...


Last I need a beer to celebrate your 4000th post Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 18, 2007, 12:00:46 AM
I would be content with a mere 1000, provided that is the lead to the next on the list (eh, that would be you) ;D*

Last rather stable distance of 800 for some time now Post


*not very humble :oops:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 18, 2007, 12:15:07 AM
hmm, how many do I have?

O.O 416?

talk about former glory.

last not doing anything about it post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 18, 2007, 01:04:26 AM
I never know how many I have.

Last posting-about-posting Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 18, 2007, 01:19:39 AM
I knew that I was near 4000, so I checked in memberlist. Thus I could time #4000 for Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 18, 2007, 05:04:07 AM
Oof. Long day. Much activity. Sleep needed.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 18, 2007, 09:42:51 AM
Sleep is overrated... It's such a waste of time... ;)


Last insomniac Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 18, 2007, 09:43:52 AM
First thing in the morn, watch disgusting p....
eh... taking the Last Post before anyone else does.

Edit, OK I have to postempt Kiyo
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 18, 2007, 09:12:34 PM
Spent the day in the sun playing badminton and chasing a friend's dog.

Now I take the last post.


Last going, going, gone Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 18, 2007, 09:52:27 PM
Drat! Only half an hour later and I would have had it for 12 full hours.
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 18, 2007, 10:32:57 PM
Well, I thought you had it for too long...


Last I'm bad Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 18, 2007, 10:36:31 PM
28 weeks later...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 18, 2007, 10:37:53 PM
... the zombies all crowd around computers to take the

last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 18, 2007, 10:40:26 PM
Facing the drunk...


Last but I'm sober now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 18, 2007, 10:42:06 PM
Does that proof you not to be a zombie?

Last mortambulic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 18, 2007, 10:43:37 PM
It's a possibility...


Last I do look like a zombie sometimes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 18, 2007, 10:58:10 PM
Zombies can't get drunk. Zombies crave BRAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIINS, not beer.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 18, 2007, 11:33:50 PM
What about highly intoxicated brains?
Also it depends on the type of zombie (take the Zombi Ninja Gangbangers* for example.

Last zombological Post


*yes, there is a movie of that title :headbang:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 19, 2007, 12:04:42 AM
Quote from: Alpaca on August 18, 2007, 10:58:10 PM
Zombies can't get drunk. Zombies crave BRAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIINS, not beer.

I feel like a zombie only on days, when I don't drink...


Last but I sometimes feel like killing on those days... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 19, 2007, 12:23:48 AM
Maybe mummy not zombie.
Bring out the (Molotov) cocktails.
Last and the boozezooka post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 19, 2007, 12:42:58 AM
If a mummy came, the story would get all unraveled.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 19, 2007, 12:53:43 AM
Boozezooka seems like a fun game.

What does it run on? Rum, beer, whisky?


Last I'm getting cranky because of lack of beer... Post

;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 19, 2007, 01:02:45 AM
Have you ever seen "steamboat round the bend"?
If one can turn a paddle steamer into a racing boat by using rum for fuel.... ;D

Last Are you the new Moses? No, this is the new Elija! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 19, 2007, 01:36:20 AM
Haven't seen that one. But I've seen a movie a while ago, can't remember if it was Russian, or some Scandinavian movie. It involved some Russians on a holiday somwhere in Scandinavia (ended there up by mistake, went fishing and thought they were still in Russia).

Short story long, at one instant there was a submarine run on vodka.


Last there was a lot of vodka involved in the movie Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 19, 2007, 05:04:28 AM
All forum "business" done... check.

How's about a few games before bed?

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 19, 2007, 05:32:35 AM
Guitar Hero.


SO.

MUCH.

Guitar hero.

I love this game.

and yet...

hate PyschoBilly Freak Out.

seven songs... I have seven songs to get 5 stars on. 4 I have four stars, 3 I have 3 stars.

and the three stars?

Pyschobilly Freak Out.
YYZ
and FREEBIRD.

granted, guitar hero is nothing like actually playing piano, but songs that are hard on real guitar are hard on guitar hero!

last how did I mess up my back playing guitar hero? post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 19, 2007, 08:39:51 AM
I prefer Singstar.

A perfect game for a drinking night with friends...


Last a few beers and I sing like a star Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 19, 2007, 10:51:01 AM
Given how many "stars" sing these days, that does not mean much. Would you be Kiyo Mini-Ogre? ;D

Last Ok, that may be one that actually can sing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 19, 2007, 12:56:59 PM
Mini-Ogre? Not familiar with that...

I'd be Kiyo, the Crab of Death Metal... ;D


Last punk's not dead Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on August 19, 2007, 04:22:34 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 19, 2007, 12:56:59 PM
Last punk's not dead Post

Just throwing up in a corner somewhere.

Anyway, stop playing games Qwerty, empty your piggy bank and go out and buy a few houses.  We're relying on you to stop this sub-prime collaterallised wim-wom problem from getting any worse.

Last Don't Panic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 19, 2007, 04:55:47 PM
I'm seeing a new video game: Creative Accounting Hero

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 19, 2007, 05:19:40 PM
There are already games that would would cover your idea...

Mostly one of those "tycoon" games...


Last I used to love zoo tycoon Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 19, 2007, 06:02:18 PM
okay.

we make the entire lot, one pen.

we put in tigers, lamas, orcas, cows, T-rexes, and a shit-load of chickens, and see what happens.

last this is what I think of in the morning post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 19, 2007, 06:16:06 PM
First the orca will suffocate, then the t-rex will stumble over the chicken and break his legs, allowing the tiger to eat it while llamas and cows escape.

Last but they will be caught by the chicken mafia Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 19, 2007, 06:40:01 PM
"Natural Selection Tycoon?"

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 19, 2007, 07:09:46 PM
um, why bother? just play Spore.

last can't wait for that game post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 19, 2007, 07:13:30 PM
fungal spores?

Last candidiasis Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 19, 2007, 07:28:21 PM
Those can be fun to play with, but it depends on the variety.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 19, 2007, 07:36:30 PM
As long as they don't grow uninhibited on my body (I'll know soonest in 2 weeks whether I got rid of the stuff).

Last am I cheese Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 19, 2007, 07:37:35 PM
I hope not Swiss cheese!

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 19, 2007, 09:11:29 PM
Maybe the chicken mafia got to him...


Last fried chicken Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 19, 2007, 09:47:42 PM
Do they toss grain up and down while lounging on street corners?

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 19, 2007, 10:54:46 PM
That's a thought...


Last what would illegal drugs for chicken look like? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 19, 2007, 11:06:02 PM
Brightly colored corn kernels?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on August 19, 2007, 11:09:46 PM
White tablets with a grinning fox on them?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 19, 2007, 11:36:07 PM
Possibly, possibly.




Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 19, 2007, 11:57:51 PM
Maybe they get high on catnip too.

Last don't feed soda to the gulls Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 20, 2007, 12:23:29 AM
At work, they have a policy of feeding catnip to the ducks loitering outside.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 20, 2007, 12:48:48 AM
Is dealing to animals a misdemeanor? (spelling?)

Last don't feed chocolate to the dog Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 20, 2007, 02:00:47 AM
Would you like it to happen in reverse? Ultimate test.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 20, 2007, 02:09:25 AM
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG


last drive-by qwerty post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 20, 2007, 03:56:00 AM
Edit: This is in response to Swato's question.

No, it's grounds for an environmental protection tax exemption, I think!

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 20, 2007, 10:07:45 AM
Let's assemble all the mad cows and wage a stampede campaign against junk food outlets.

Last bull in a China ship Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 20, 2007, 03:33:24 PM
Let's fight consumerism...

Last Where's my tesco discount card? Post


Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 20, 2007, 06:34:43 PM
dissolved in the tabasco sauce.


Last discarded post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on August 20, 2007, 08:59:50 PM
I still carry my Ralph's Club Card.

I got it in L.A. on my honeymoon, specifically because of The Big Lebowski.  My wife of a few days didn't quite understand why I got so excited when we spotted Ralph's, but was quite sympathetic to my desire to stop... even though she was probably wondering what she had gotten herself into by marrying me the whole time.   ;D

Last is this the only piece of ID you have? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 20, 2007, 09:36:58 PM
I hope she doesn't regret it... :P


Last marriage Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 20, 2007, 10:19:54 PM
I miss Ralph's. They closed our down and with it, took the Wall of Candy. It was dear to my movie-going thirteen year old heart.


Last sneakin' illicit candy into Harry Potter! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 20, 2007, 11:14:44 PM
As long as it was not puking pastills :mrgreen:

Last or canary cream Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 21, 2007, 12:51:11 AM
Or barfer beer?


Last I need to renew my beer stash Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 21, 2007, 09:30:16 AM
I don't think that counts as candy.

Last illicit beverage maybe Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 21, 2007, 01:13:07 PM
I consider beer a candy.


Last I don't care what you think, beer is candy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 21, 2007, 02:35:16 PM
Yes, I'll second that.  Especially chocolate beer....


Last Kiyo doesn't like it, so more for me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 21, 2007, 02:51:39 PM
chocolate is one of those things like digital.

OK. we have this thing... (Beer, Rabbits, Mail systems, pronography) how can we make it better?

turn it into chocolate, or put it in the Internet of course!

last hmmm, chocolate porn? post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 21, 2007, 03:19:59 PM
Lots of google hits for that. Seems to be a slang term for "involving blacks"

Last but what about white chocolate post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 21, 2007, 03:41:36 PM
augh, damn, that's not what I meant.

I meant like, it was made out of chocolate or carved into chocolate.

not like, WITH chocolate.

last leave it to swato post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 21, 2007, 03:43:16 PM
I've got the Ween song "Chocolate Town" stuck in my head now.


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on August 21, 2007, 04:07:56 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on August 21, 2007, 02:35:16 PM
Yes, I'll second that.  Especially chocolate beer....
I'm thinking about what beer to make in the fall once the weather gets reliably cool enough for brewing.  I have a recipe for a Viennese Spiced Porter that sounds nice, but I need to find a local source for whole vanilla beans if I want to do it.

BTW, Aggie: I've got one good bottle left of the Scottish Ale.  Are the greyhounds still on strike?

Quote from: Agujjim on August 21, 2007, 03:43:16 PM
I've got the Ween song "Chocolate Town" stuck in my head now.

I only really know one Ween song, and now it's stuck in my head.

Last Bananas and Blow Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 21, 2007, 04:12:10 PM
I dodn't know any of those songs but some others about chocolate or other candy both in English and German.
That includes "Ich will keine Schokolade!" (I don't want chocolate!)

Last nothing against chocolate in moderate quantities Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on August 21, 2007, 04:20:24 PM
All the German songs about candy* that I know (or semi-know) were picked up during Oktoberfest being sung by people who were not in the most eloquent of states, while I was not in the best condition for listening or learning.   ;)

Last zicke zacke zicke zacke Hoi! Hoi! Hoi! Post


*and Kiyo: I agree.  Beer is candy.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 21, 2007, 04:26:15 PM
Quote from: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on August 21, 2007, 04:07:56 PMBTW, Aggie: I've got one good bottle left of the Scottish Ale.  Are the greyhounds still on strike?

No, they are back in service (short strike).  Wondering if one bottle would ship cheaper through the post, though...  might be risking breakage.

Oh!  I'll probably have some wine left over after the wedding, I could send you a bottle back out in late October.  You prefer whites or reds? - we did four varieties.  It's nothing particularly special, but it's had a solid year to age and is very drinkable.

That spiced Porter sounds divine for a winter brew....  try a natural food, bulk food or spice shop for the beans.  How many do you need?  They are hideously expensive, but definitely light enough to mail-order, if you trust the vendor to keep fresh materials on hand.


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 21, 2007, 08:36:03 PM
I'm just going to make off with the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 21, 2007, 09:44:57 PM
just so that I have SOMETHING to add and take the last post...


BeerBeerBeerBeerBeer! (http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/69289)

last good band, actuallypost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 21, 2007, 09:46:16 PM
I've just found two items I'd really like for Chrsitmas (or Birthday, or any other event that would grant me a gift):

(http://www.after5catalog.com/images/products/01A5BOOZb1.jpg)
Booze Belt - including two holster for whatever bottle I want and six molded ammo slots for shotgun shell shot glasses (included) - only $89.99

or:

(http://www.after5catalog.com/images/products/01A5BANDb1.jpg)

Shotcha Bandolier - similiar to the previous one, only with one (not two) bottle holders... same price...


Last whoever wants to buy me one of these, I'll give him my adress Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 21, 2007, 10:40:17 PM
No, I follow the ways of Lemonade Joe
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51PNJSGNH1L._AA240_.jpg)

Last Kolaloka Lemonade Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 22, 2007, 01:04:58 AM
That is quite a good movie.

Seen it yesterday, after not having seen it for quite a long time (several years to more precise).

They were selling it on dvd with a (lousy) newspaper two weeks ago for very small money (1,5 euros more or less...)


Last moviefiliac Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 22, 2007, 10:49:14 AM
The import DVD from the US (but zone free) was a bit more expensive.
I'd like to know what John Ford would have said about it ;D

Last btw, Karel Gott is the singing voice of Joe Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 22, 2007, 12:35:11 PM
I knew that...


Last well the dvd was in Czech only anyway... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 22, 2007, 03:11:18 PM
Mine is Czech with English subtitles (fitting ;D)
Otherwise it looks completely genuine (apart from the fact that it could never have been made in the US)

Last interestingly the hero is clad in black in the last reel post

A Mexican Dollar the size of a birth mark!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 22, 2007, 06:14:42 PM
Well, he explains the black colour.

Cannot remember the exact quote, but basically he said something about revenge and thus needing another colour...


Last it's a legendary movie over here Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 22, 2007, 07:05:14 PM
And given the end result it is appropriate anyway.
Btw, is there any other movie with a similar corkscrew murder ?

Last whiskola Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 23, 2007, 01:07:00 AM
Dunno.

Last dunno Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 23, 2007, 01:15:49 AM
Last lost track Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 23, 2007, 02:25:22 AM
Lost? Where is it?

The Lost Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 23, 2007, 03:01:28 AM
on the island.

y'know, the one with the zebra striped sock monster.


last socks make the best monsters post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 23, 2007, 03:33:55 AM
Everyman is an island. Never mind socks.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 23, 2007, 05:34:43 AM
she doesn't care whether or not he's an island.
as long as his ships coming in.
they laugh, they make money.

last he's got a gold watchpost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 23, 2007, 05:51:28 AM
Not that Cake, Q....

We are building a religion Monastery
We are building it bigger
We are widening the corridors
And adding more lanes

We are building a religion Monastery
A limited edition
We are now accepting callers
for the pendant key chains

Last He is calling you DUJE! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 23, 2007, 11:19:15 AM
My head is quite empty today.

But I have the Last Post...


Last mine mine mine Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 23, 2007, 11:39:49 AM
Minefield, the evil twin of Seinfeld?

Last you had it long enough Post

Edit: Sorry that was rude. I misinterpreted the clock and thought that you already had it for 10 hours.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 23, 2007, 02:21:29 PM
Agujjim, we need to write that parody, and I'll get my band to do it. it'll probaly be crap unless we slave over it for some onths, but I really like that song.

though I'm not sure what to do to it...


some people like FSM, some people like IPU
the wacky 4chan nerd says lollerz and screw you

?

last not my talent, per sepost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 23, 2007, 02:27:28 PM
Bah, we had to abandon some REALLY good Pink Floyd filks.... the entire Wall was underway.

But p'raps we could do something.  You have a band? 
Q, you should upload some stuff (especially that [can't remember the program] stuff you were mixin' a few months back there) to the Toadfish Radio account. 

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 23, 2007, 03:22:30 PM
Something I better keep out of. I lack both the tech knowledge and practacal musical talent (and although I have heard of Pink Floyd, I would fail even the basic knowledge test).

On the other hand you guys would likely be as lost about the differences between Glasunov and Gliere or Avshalomov and Ryabov ;D.

Last musical reactionary Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 23, 2007, 04:19:11 PM
To each their own.  I doubt many others here would care to discuss the relative merits of Choking Victim and Leftover Crack.


Last hooray for satano-political ska-punk Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 23, 2007, 09:04:14 PM
What a conincidence, I'm just listening to some Pink Floyd right now... :mrgreen:


Last Wish You Were Here Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 23, 2007, 09:35:03 PM
No music playing at the moment, not even me humming.

Last silence except for typing and ventilation Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 23, 2007, 10:13:24 PM
I hate silence.

Can't concentrate without any sounds around me...


Last keep the silence away from me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 23, 2007, 11:02:22 PM
I can only work with music in the background, if I know the piece by heart and can blank it out mentally (in that case it might even improve work). Vocal music or, worse, spoken text is not an option, if I have to think.
Working at the computer is never completely silent (typing, ventilation etc.)

Last Und keine (deutsche) Volksmusik! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 23, 2007, 11:51:40 PM
I need music to work properly...

I go crazy when no music around, no matter which, I would even survive German Volksmusik...

Last better than silence Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 24, 2007, 01:06:53 AM
I find silence relaxing. I actually need it every so often, or I start to stress out a little.

Last Stressy McStresserson Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 24, 2007, 04:39:18 AM
Silence is relaxing for me except in the presence of heat. When it's hot, everything constant is oppressive. That includes silence. Music is varied, so it helps.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 24, 2007, 06:29:26 AM
I like both.  To work (esp studying), I'm best with the same conditions as Swato...  well-known stuff, or non-vocal.  Classical, hard punk or some electronic stuff works well.

Not a fan of total silence except for sleeping - even when out in nature, there is always sound, and I like the subtleness of natural sound.  At home, there is so much bloody background noise from traffic that it's best to have music going to mask it, if not in conversation.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 24, 2007, 09:29:01 AM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 23, 2007, 11:51:40 PM
...I would even survive German Volksmusik...

Better don't go there! Once it gets "tümlich", it's deadly

Last Musikantenstadl Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on August 24, 2007, 02:50:05 PM
I have tinnitus so total silence- ever- is out for me

Lastgotta go do that algebra homework Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 24, 2007, 03:36:05 PM
Volksmusik can certainly be deadly...

Although when drunk, I can dance like insane to it... :P


Last I'm a dancer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 24, 2007, 06:51:09 PM
Do the Salmon Dance (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Salmon_Dance), Kiyo!

(Arg. Still trying to figure that out DX)

Last silly musical reference with bad hyperlinking Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 24, 2007, 07:15:44 PM
Last fixeded it Post

They could have at least used an actual salmon for the video animation. 
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 24, 2007, 07:28:18 PM
I don't know why, but I watched that whole video. And I'm about to watch it again.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 24, 2007, 07:57:06 PM
Ugh tinnitus. I read it is on the increase.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 24, 2007, 08:08:49 PM
I love Chemical Brothers and it's a good video (as always from these guys)

And a good song (as always from these guys)...


Last I don't care that it's not a rel salmon, it's a fish Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 24, 2007, 08:22:09 PM
I was just looking, whether I could find some pictures with squids driving motorbikes. I was not successful but found this instead.

(http://bigtrip.org/photos/2003-10-31_Berlin_and_Amsterdam/Daniel_on_strange_octopus_bike.jpg) (http://members.aon.at/topbike/img/octopus2_500x383.jpg)

Last octopus bike Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on August 24, 2007, 09:08:21 PM
It would be a simple matter to enclose that central basket so that it could be filled with water to transport a small squid or octopus.


Last your chariot awaits, m'squid Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 24, 2007, 09:25:40 PM
Yes, but I am too lazy and untalented to work/draw that out myself.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 24, 2007, 10:09:06 PM
It shouldn't be hard. Just move the gears and pedals around a little. I'm sure squid/octopi are strong enough to manage it.


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 24, 2007, 10:11:49 PM
CACTOPUS!

think about it.

last my sister has onepost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 24, 2007, 10:12:35 PM
With lazy I mean, I'd have to get up (first hurdle), move, try to get such a bike and then try to handle tools.
And as I have stated otherewere my drawing talents are fairly limited.

Last inertial Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 24, 2007, 10:18:03 PM
curse you, Swato, and your inherent promtness!

but yeah, you still gotta figure out what a cactopus is.

last it's only one or the other, out of fivepost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 24, 2007, 10:21:37 PM
Does an cactopus look anything like this? :

(http://images.neopets.com/items/d_food29.gif)


Last that's what you get if you rely your life into the hands of google Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 24, 2007, 10:25:54 PM
I wanted to post that one but this has to do
(http://www.cactopus.co.uk/cact2.jpg)

Last postemptive Post

and there is also this clip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MYvlTjHc38
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 24, 2007, 10:31:04 PM
I don't get the picture and the movie is dumb.

it's not really a cactopus though, it's a, what's it, sundew plant? it's a carnivorous plant, and the thing we bought it in calls it an octopus plant.

last I'm sometimes too crypticpost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 24, 2007, 10:33:55 PM
I have not watched the clip actually, it just came up (and Cactopus is the boat's name).
there actually seems to be a cactus species of that name.

Last my botanic expertise is not much above a Discworld troll's post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 24, 2007, 10:34:55 PM
Q, you're stealing all the fun out of googling cryptic things...


Last can't enjoy googling anymore Post

:mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 24, 2007, 10:38:41 PM
We can still believe in the (http://www.doenerhaus.net/images/doenertier.jpg) conspiracy

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 24, 2007, 10:40:29 PM
sorry, I didn't realize I was stealing anything.

last kepltoez? post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 24, 2007, 10:42:38 PM
Another crypt from Q?
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 24, 2007, 10:45:41 PM
Let's go on a crypt quest:

(http://pierrel5.free.fr/CryptQuestScr/CryptQ1.jpg)


Last are crypts cryptic? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 24, 2007, 10:56:11 PM
To answer that question we have to study cryptoplogy
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 24, 2007, 11:00:24 PM
oh god no!

Eject! Eject!

"um, dan, there's no eject button"

I'll show you!

*Crash*

last it's okay, the plane hasn't left the ground yet post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 24, 2007, 11:01:45 PM
That's abysmal not cryptical ;)
Last in-depths Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 24, 2007, 11:08:11 PM
you people post too much.

last that is all post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 24, 2007, 11:13:21 PM
we have a reputation to defend
last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 24, 2007, 11:16:11 PM
My reputation isn't as large

Last post wise Post
;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 24, 2007, 11:43:16 PM
Hm, is reputation a euphemism here ;)?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 25, 2007, 12:57:04 AM
"I thought you were a grown man..."

Last  ;) :mrgreen: ;) :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 25, 2007, 01:12:52 AM
What's best, women's talk or men's talk?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 25, 2007, 01:30:29 AM
SUCCESS!!!

I finally managed to make my super-future-microwave burn popcorn!

all I had to do was put it in normal, have it do it's sensor thing, then add two minutes!

strangely enough, 1:30 perfects it.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 25, 2007, 01:41:28 AM
Ah, Qwerty, you forgot to claim the Last Post.

Therefore I claim it.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 25, 2007, 01:45:32 AM
too distracted by succesfully burnt popcorn.

hmm... that gives me an idea.

last a kind of, popcorn the song on acid idea post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 25, 2007, 01:46:24 AM
Burning popcorn is no reason to give peculair commands in the two word story.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 25, 2007, 01:47:19 AM
I don't want popcorn, I want chocolate.


Last or cake... or chocolate cake.... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 25, 2007, 02:36:15 AM
ok, I just invented the best type of song ever.


Industrial Slow Jam.

last yay for making music again post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 25, 2007, 10:23:31 AM
Emmentaler Blues (blues with big holes)

Last Swiss adrenalizing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 25, 2007, 04:53:45 PM
ok. I hate weekends on these forums.

weekday afternoons, it's like 3 posts a minute.

saturday at NOON the last post was, jesus, over 12 hours ago.

last MINEpost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 25, 2007, 08:37:28 PM
Could be worse. My forum has maybe three posts a day.


Last bitching Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 25, 2007, 09:15:50 PM
People have oviously more stuff to do...


Which reminds me, why am I here and not out drinking?


Last Saturday afternoon and I'm already home... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 25, 2007, 09:47:50 PM
dujes, I saw the Bourne Ultimatum. it rocked out loud.

and Moby re-mixed Extreme Ways for it, which was cool.

but yeah, it was awesome.

last distracted post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 25, 2007, 10:12:15 PM
There was just enough activity that I reached my long cherished goal of vanity. A lead of a thousand posts :smartass: :balloon: :balloons: :istad:
:krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie:

Okay, now I can concentrate more on substantive posts, not just claiming the
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 25, 2007, 10:22:57 PM
I'm out but at least I have signal on my phone to claim the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 25, 2007, 10:24:14 PM
Congratulations on your thousand post lead...

You may be ahead of me, but I still have the last post...


Last I will have to take you out in order to reach your post count Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 25, 2007, 10:36:42 PM
I am dressed as a heavily armed Pirate.

don't you love my up-to-the-minute updates?

last thankee costume partiez! post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 25, 2007, 10:51:20 PM
As long as nobody overtakes me before 5000 are reached (total, not lead) I won't mind anyone catching up.

Last Post for now from me
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 25, 2007, 10:55:16 PM
If you continue like this, nobody will catch up with you, unless I start spamming... :P


Last you'll stay in the lead forever, I fear... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 25, 2007, 11:02:29 PM
What do you think I am doing but spamming? (enough to make a delicious ragout out of it).

Time for the (http://www.doenerhaus.net/images/doenertier.jpg) ;D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 25, 2007, 11:05:09 PM
And time to make something tasty out of that bloody animal:

(http://www.marmaravis.nl/images/doner.jpg)


Last I miss eating doener when returning home from a party Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 25, 2007, 11:07:19 PM
That's what it is for (but not bloody or the Turks wouldn't eat it)
btw, in China Döner is considered a typical German food ;D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 25, 2007, 11:08:47 PM
You mean it isn't?  :o

:mrgreen:

Last you forgot to take the Last Post Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 25, 2007, 11:11:03 PM
By now it is. Same as potatos.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 25, 2007, 11:11:43 PM
I'll take it. There is nothing else to do.

Lastat least the waiting room has AC Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 25, 2007, 11:13:02 PM
I'll leave soon, so I will take it for a moment.
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 25, 2007, 11:13:52 PM
And I'd like a Döner please, while I enjoy my last post.


Last hungry Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 25, 2007, 11:27:08 PM
Here you are, sir! Alas, only digital!
(http://www.marions-kochbuch.de/rezept/2454.jpg)
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 25, 2007, 11:51:21 PM
And now I want it even more...


Last craving for some unhealthy food Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 25, 2007, 11:52:58 PM
As you wish!
(http://library.thinkquest.org/05aug/01745/untitled.gif)
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 25, 2007, 11:54:12 PM
Don't make me eat my computer.

Or yours will get it as well....


Last where's my popcorn? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 25, 2007, 11:55:38 PM
Is that sufficient?
(http://davidschwartz.com/blog/wp-content/popcorn_100000.jpg)
http://davidschwartz.com/blog/wp-content/popcorn_100000.jpg
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 25, 2007, 11:56:38 PM
Now I need a beer...

And please don't post any pictures of it, or I'll go insane...


Last :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 26, 2007, 12:02:37 AM
OK, no beer for you
(http://www.fiery-foods.com/images/ed/beerdiet/no_beer_sign200.jpg)
http://www.fiery-foods.com/images/ed/beerdiet/no_beer_sign200.jpg
Last cruel and unusual Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 26, 2007, 12:07:24 AM
Now that was really cruel...

Let's jsut change the subject, or I will really go mad and start killing people...


Why do we have a Mr Green (:mrgreen:) and no Mrs Green?


Last Mr & Mrs Pacman worked well, why not the Greens? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 26, 2007, 12:17:00 AM
You mean Mr Green with a bow?

Last which color Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 26, 2007, 02:01:55 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 25, 2007, 10:51:20 PM
As long as nobody overtakes me before 5000 are reached (total, not lead) I won't mind anyone catching up.

Last Post for now from me

I noticed that we are keeping position nicely at places-we-don't-visit-anymore. :D


Last memberlist raid Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 26, 2007, 03:37:50 AM
Mmhmm

Last very little to say but want the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 26, 2007, 05:20:58 AM
Even less to say but I want the same thing

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 26, 2007, 05:23:05 AM
to completely go off the nonexistant topic, I just realized I watched 4 action movies today.

well, not completely. went to t3h parti3z and they were at the end of a Pierce Brosnan(sp?) Bond movie, then we watched Constantine, which was mildly entertaining, for a movie featuring Keanu Reeves AND Shia l'bouef. and then we got halfwayish through V for Vendetta.

also, I got the new Kaiser Chiefs album this afternoon, and it is exceedingly awesome.

last exemplarypost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 26, 2007, 05:26:23 AM
I detect inexemplary divulgement of excessive information in this thread.

Last Watsonish Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 26, 2007, 06:00:09 AM
watson... just....

eugh.

get me a danish. for old times sake.

in other news, I owned at a Beast game of twister tonight. 4 people started, two were out in the first five minutes. it was me and one other girl for a good 25 more minutes untill she fell, and then I fell shortly after (a couple of seconds)

last BEAST! post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 26, 2007, 06:03:32 AM
I'm just jealous of all the stuff that's happening... it's dead of almost morning here... Ah! the first plane went over.... my Dad just got an "identifying planes" book.... old planes, but the ones that fly over me are newish...

Last handing over the danish Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 26, 2007, 06:05:13 AM
yeah, lots of stuff has been happening. but it was all over an hour ago. in fact, all I've been doing for the past hour is posting here.

who needs a Livejournal when you've got the last post thread?

last *munchies*post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 26, 2007, 06:22:59 AM
Have you got the

Last Post ?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 26, 2007, 06:25:56 AM
apparently not.

no.

wait.

yes. yes I do.

last not quite so confidently sure post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 26, 2007, 06:36:53 AM
I have to disagree

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 26, 2007, 06:47:33 AM
oh please. this could go on all night.

or.... I could go to bed.


last zzzz post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on August 26, 2007, 09:28:11 AM
Last Mine, I think Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 26, 2007, 10:48:04 AM
Noon approaching (14 minutes and falling)

There are chances to fill some gaps in my Hammer movie collection.
Watched the newly acquired Brides of Dracula yesterday.

Last first blonde male vampire Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 26, 2007, 01:21:41 PM
Changing the subject will get you nowhere.

Last gracefully retrieved Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 26, 2007, 06:03:04 PM
can one really change the subject if there is no subject in the first place?

last existential conversationalism post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 26, 2007, 06:03:22 PM
Again in line but with AC.

Last refreshed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 26, 2007, 06:07:01 PM
sorry, don't get the reference?

last Air conditioning? post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 26, 2007, 06:08:25 PM
I suppose.
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 26, 2007, 06:10:40 PM
It isn't a subtle underlying topic. Its hot! And at least I am waiting in a room with AC.

Last also my feet hurt Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 26, 2007, 06:15:42 PM
oh. in line for the last post? or something else? using yo cellular?

last technomagicamatasmical post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 26, 2007, 06:22:04 PM
Yup. I'm in Orlando and my phone has proven useful.

Last I have to thank Alpaca for showing me the quicker wap version Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 26, 2007, 06:40:51 PM
Brian Clevinger of www.nuklearpower.com lives in Orlando. he really hates it a lot of the time.

I've only ever driven through Orlando. on my way to DISNAY WARLD!

last I'm actually going in January, so that should rockpost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 26, 2007, 06:56:55 PM
Any connection to the novel of the same name? ;)

Last same as with Washington? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 26, 2007, 06:58:10 PM
what novel? driving through orlando?

I don't think so.

last confuzzled post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 26, 2007, 07:14:42 PM
Orlando, novel by Virgina Woolf several times turned into movies

Last the title character is of unstable gender ??? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 26, 2007, 07:22:08 PM
interesting...

last uninterested post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 26, 2007, 07:24:51 PM
Also never read it but the same is true about War and Peace, Paradise Lost and Josephine Mutzenbacher.

Last literary partial ignorance Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 26, 2007, 07:28:55 PM
yes well, all this book talk is thuroughly invigorating, but I have a last post to catch.

last caught post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 26, 2007, 07:30:16 PM
Some can do multitasking.
I listen to the radio and type here catching the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 26, 2007, 07:32:41 PM
well I'm just saying it's not very conducive to a good last post conversation.

last taking for the sake of taking, how selfish post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 26, 2007, 07:34:21 PM
Okay, we could take beagle's suggestion and discuss the price of pumpernickel in East Middle Europe.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 26, 2007, 07:37:04 PM
sorry, don't know anything about that subject.

just hope zono or opsa comes by with something interesting to say.

last this is the most i've posted anywhere in probably a year post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 26, 2007, 07:39:20 PM
If knowledge were necessary for anything, the US would not be in Iraq

Last un-American Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 26, 2007, 07:42:38 PM
I disagree.

last short, quick, and to the point. that's called concise! post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 26, 2007, 07:43:51 PM
Ok, you are right the US are not located in the Middle East

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 26, 2007, 07:46:52 PM
win!

in other news, I finally have a post-per-day ration of at least 1

I think I may be comin' back. Swato, you're days are numbered.

last foreboding post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 26, 2007, 07:53:59 PM
Qwerty, Swato feeds off of it. The more you post, the stronger he becomes.

The stronger he becomes, the more of these guys show up:

(http://www.doenerhaus.net/images/doenertier.jpg)

Last Do it for the children post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 26, 2007, 08:01:21 PM
yeah, but he's got to sleep sometime. and every time someone other than him posts, then I get a post, and become more powerful.

it's a win/win situation.

I probably won't out-do him, but I blame the forum set up. not as easy for me as TOP.

last made of win post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 26, 2007, 08:02:09 PM
As I have stated: 5000 is the goal, what happens after is irrelevant.

By then the Dönertier should have conquered.

Last do you prefer Döner or spam? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 26, 2007, 08:03:30 PM
I DON'T KNOW WTF THAT DONER THING IS!!!!!!!!!!!

blargh!

last substantially unstable post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 26, 2007, 08:04:45 PM
At first you will think that the Dönertier haunts your dreams.

Then you will learn to welcome him.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 26, 2007, 08:06:07 PM
Google, google little Qwerty to uncover the first secret of the Dönertier.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 26, 2007, 08:09:05 PM
meh, ok. I already did and it yeilding nothing in english.

last uncaring and slightly bipolar post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 26, 2007, 08:11:12 PM
Why is this (http://www.yes-lord.de/) the third result?!?!

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 26, 2007, 08:12:52 PM
(http://www.doenerhaus.net/images/doenertier.jpg)


Last were out all day and have nothing to say Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 26, 2007, 08:14:06 PM
Maybe he should be slipped into that photo-collage at the top of the Monastery?

Last no, I don't plan to do it post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 26, 2007, 08:14:47 PM
o hay kiyo.

last pleasantriespost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 26, 2007, 08:15:37 PM
No idea. Maybe they hid it somewhere in the keywords.
---
Following the pictures should yield enough info to "get it". And there were some hints in my discussion with Kiyo an that yesterday.

Last The Dönertier will conquer (or already has) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 26, 2007, 08:16:23 PM
O straw qwerty.

Last grainy post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 26, 2007, 08:18:48 PM
Oh it's becoming crowded. The trio infernale of mad posters is here (and so is the Dönertier)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 26, 2007, 08:20:08 PM
I'm not here a day, and I come back to some ridiculous number of additional pages Last Posted.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 26, 2007, 08:21:31 PM
I'll be going soon, so don't you worry your pretty little head at all.

last full and tired post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 26, 2007, 08:22:46 PM
My head is flattered.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 26, 2007, 08:22:54 PM
What do you expect when someone pushes the Dönertier into all posts and even gets answers.

maybe I will leave soon too

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 26, 2007, 08:24:12 PM
The "maybe" is not reassuring.

Nor, I suspect, is it meant to be.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 26, 2007, 08:26:48 PM
me leaving now would mean my return before midnight. me staying a little longer could mean me leaving for good for today.

Last and leave you to the mercy of the Dönertier Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 26, 2007, 08:28:23 PM
Which would maximize the time you waste spend here?

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 26, 2007, 08:32:36 PM
Waste (or spam) would be the right term at the moment :-[
I could watch some B movie or write another page of my PhD thesis.

Last zerknirscht Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 26, 2007, 08:34:22 PM
I could be learning the three hundred remaining pages of the Chemistry book I'm supposed to know tomorrow. Hmm.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 26, 2007, 08:36:02 PM
The periodic table just takes half an hour to memorize permanently.

Last I made up some silly sentences to memorize the elements Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 26, 2007, 08:51:54 PM
It's not a full memorization thing, anyway. I just need to be familiar with all of the Chem class that I didn't take.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 26, 2007, 08:52:30 PM
Good luck, you will need it.
Edit: Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 26, 2007, 08:53:00 PM
Thanks. I'll do my best.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 26, 2007, 08:56:37 PM
Hopefully it will do

Last man sollt es nit beschreyen! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 26, 2007, 08:57:47 PM
Google translate didn't get that bottom snippet quite right. Missing the key word.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 26, 2007, 09:00:46 PM
Easy, that obsolete orthography.

It means in essence: don't talk about bad things because that could make them happen

Last it's 10 pm Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 26, 2007, 09:04:34 PM
Coincidentally, it's also 10PM in Poland.

Orthography is a wonderful word, and so underused. I only ever hear it around people of European heritage.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 26, 2007, 09:09:42 PM
It's more international than Rechtschreibung and less ambiguous because it can't mean "writing of laws".

Last at least for today* Post

Let' see where I am. Oh 1100 ahead of Kiyo. that's really enough for the day.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 26, 2007, 09:13:03 PM
Disabling postcount incrementing for this forum would be such a cruel joke.

Last no, won't do that either post.

Have fun, Swato!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 26, 2007, 09:16:10 PM
Ooh, even the suggestion is cruel, 'Paca.

LAst I really should be doing my homework Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 26, 2007, 09:17:38 PM
I really should be out drinking.....


Last at least I have a few beers in the fridge Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 26, 2007, 09:38:49 PM
Even water!!!

Last there is no AC in this line! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on August 26, 2007, 09:40:58 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 26, 2007, 07:14:42 PM
Orlando, novel by Virgina Woolf several times turned into movies

Last the title character is of unstable gender ??? Post

Seen the Tilda Swanton version. Never quite worked that bit out. As far as I can recall Elizabeth I ordered him(?) not to age, didn't mention anything about having to swap teams.

Last Afraid of Virginia Woolf Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 26, 2007, 09:45:55 PM
Quote from: Kanaloa the Squidly on August 26, 2007, 09:16:10 PM
I really should be doing my homework

Forget that! This is much more important.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 26, 2007, 09:51:21 PM
In theory I should be cleaning a database. In praxis I am too far away from a pc to do it.

Last I guess I'll have to do it tonight Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 26, 2007, 09:52:00 PM
Quote from: 'PacaForget that! This is much more important.

It is important to have the last post.

But we should not forget our vital needs, which is getting drunk for me...



Last and my father also brought me a bottle of slivovitz from Serbia... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 26, 2007, 10:07:00 PM
Kiyo, you should get yourself access to a chemical lab. They have the 100% stuff there. :mrgreen:

It won't do you any harm, I promise.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 26, 2007, 10:30:56 PM
I know it won't...

My body is used to that stuff anyway by now...


Last we still lack Mrs Green Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 27, 2007, 12:40:01 AM
If we found Mrs Green we'd probably have to accomodate goodness knows how many baby greens.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 27, 2007, 01:42:24 AM
Baby lettuce, baby spinach...

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 27, 2007, 02:04:36 AM
....baby brussells

Last I knew this was a mistake Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 27, 2007, 02:26:47 AM
Baby Luxembourg?

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 27, 2007, 02:29:30 AM
Quote from: Alpaca on August 26, 2007, 10:07:00 PM
Kiyo, you should get yourself access to a chemical lab. They have the 100% stuff there. :mrgreen:

It won't do you any harm, I promise.

The denaturants might.  Everclear* cogeners are bad enough, and at least those can be cleaned up with charcoal to some degree.


Last *if you care to stick with branded US grain alcohol.  The Polish stuff is even cheaper, and based on Canadian liquor prices is probably 99.9% tax anyways. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 27, 2007, 02:47:24 AM
*stealth shot*

*4x multiplier*

last new high score post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 27, 2007, 02:51:08 AM
Quote from: Agujjim on August 27, 2007, 02:29:30 AM
The Polish stuff is even cheaper

And less likely to be non-lethal, too!

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 27, 2007, 02:56:24 AM
Heh, I don't know if I'd go that far, 'Paca.  Both are pretty lethal as beverages.  I should pick some up for household (=kitchen chemistry) solvents, though.  More expensive but less toxic than other options (MeOH, i-PrOH).  I've been killing flies with i-PrOH lately (and Drosophilla sp. with CH3(CH2)2CH3 in banana-traps).


Last but no EtOEt Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 27, 2007, 03:28:11 AM
When my father worked at Warsaw Polytechnic, he once took a bottle of 100% pure, laboratory-grade stuff home to mix drinks with.

That falls under "stories not to tell your kids."

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 27, 2007, 04:19:33 AM
For a second I feared a darker tale.

Last so long it was diluted enough Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 27, 2007, 08:32:48 AM
Quote from: Agujjim on August 27, 2007, 02:56:24 AM
I've been killing flies with i-PrOH lately (and Drosophilla sp. with CH3(CH2)2CH3 in banana-traps).

How cold is it that you can use butane to kill flies?

Last cryogenic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 27, 2007, 10:46:18 AM
Sex, alcohol and chemistry...

Is there something else we talk about around here?


Last except Depp and Cake, that goes without telling Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 27, 2007, 12:54:37 PM
About anything can be eaten, turned into alcoholic beverages (that also covers chemistry) or turned to sexual use.

Last the nutritional value of black holes andd their erotic attraction Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 27, 2007, 02:43:21 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 27, 2007, 08:32:48 AM
Quote from: Agujjim on August 27, 2007, 02:56:24 AM
I've been killing flies with i-PrOH lately (and Drosophilla sp. with CH3(CH2)2CH3 in banana-traps).

How cold is it that you can use butane to kill flies?

Supercritical (temporarily) as it leaves the can;  I'm still not 100% sure if the butane kills them due to intoxication, temperature or simply anoxia, but once I put the jar on the BBQ and ignite the butane vapours, I'm pretty sure it's anoxia. 


Last lots of fun things to do with supercritical butane Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 27, 2007, 03:13:11 PM
We don't meddle in Himalayan politics ;D

Last any connection? and who dropped the h? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 27, 2007, 05:08:23 PM
anyone here ever seen The Extras? the Episode with Orlando Bloom was hilarious. he kept talking about how he was awesome and sexy, and depp wan't.


last mac post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 27, 2007, 06:44:50 PM
Depp is Depp...

No arguing about that...


Last and Bloom isn't Depp Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 27, 2007, 09:26:52 PM
What about Blohm&Voss?

Last abysmal Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 27, 2007, 09:45:47 PM
Who?

Last dunno who they are Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 27, 2007, 09:48:50 PM
Actually a German company best known for building Uboats in both world wars.

Last therefore abysmal Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 27, 2007, 09:58:26 PM
And what about Hennes & Mauritz?

Or Clemens and August?



Last the first who knows what these are gets a hug Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 27, 2007, 10:12:58 PM
H&M is a clothing label

Clemens August Winkler is a German historian ;)
Clemens August Count of Galen was the lion of Münster
But you probably mean the other clothing label.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 27, 2007, 10:17:43 PM
 :hug: And you're the lucky winner of a hug...


Last I'm in a hugging mood, who wants one? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 27, 2007, 10:21:00 PM
As long as I don't have to wear clothing of any of those labels ;)

Monasterywide hug please   :hug: :grouphug: :grouphug: :grouphug: :grouphug: :grouphug: :drunk:

Last  :rockon: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 27, 2007, 10:22:11 PM
C&A isn't that bad...

Have a few things from there myself...


Last :hug: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 27, 2007, 10:25:10 PM
Oh, me bad. Most of my clothing is from there. I did not connect the dots (or initials respectively). :-[

Last but no H&M Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 27, 2007, 10:27:18 PM
;D

It happens sometimes...


Last you got a hug anyway Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 27, 2007, 10:28:05 PM
Despite my bloodstained T-Shirt :o

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 27, 2007, 10:56:57 PM
muahahahaaa, I am back from perfecting music to take tha

last industrial slow jam post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 27, 2007, 11:07:00 PM
Bloooooooooood.......


Last where's my bloody steak? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 27, 2007, 11:16:30 PM
last post last post last post last post last post


if I say it enough it might become true

last post last post last post last post last post

last last post last post last post last post last post last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 27, 2007, 11:31:44 PM
Not enough my dear Q...

Not enough....

Last Post - like mine you know....
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 28, 2007, 12:17:22 AM
meh...

last Shameless (http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/94078)   plug (http://toadfishmonastery.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=32&topic=860.0) post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 28, 2007, 12:20:03 AM
It'd be a sin to post after that plug.

Last sinful Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 28, 2007, 12:29:13 AM
It was a pretty good plug, don't you think?

all shame aside.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 28, 2007, 12:39:30 AM
For a Shameless (http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/94078)   plug (http://toadfishmonastery.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=32&topic=860.0) post it was amazingly shameless.

Last repetitive plug Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 28, 2007, 12:41:08 AM
Repetitive? are you kidding? that's a brilliant idea!

last Shameless (http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/94078)   plug (http://toadfishmonastery.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=32&topic=860.0) post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 28, 2007, 12:45:32 AM
Q, is that your unmodified voice on Derailment Pt 2?


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 28, 2007, 01:04:40 AM
it's my unmodified voice as of wery early this year (which to me is a long time), but it does sort of... interact with the pulsating ambient sound in the background, but it mostly just makes it sound more like the ambient pulsation, and it doesn't often happen because of the way I sort of "timed" it.

Why do you ask?


last Shameless (http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/94078)   plug (http://toadfishmonastery.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=32&topic=860.0) post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 28, 2007, 01:25:52 AM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 28, 2007, 01:04:40 AM
Why do you ask?

Because I've known you since ye were a tween and I've always 'heard' your forum voice as all squeaky an' stuff.  :mrgreen:

last (http://wesclark.com/am/newt.gif) post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 28, 2007, 01:29:13 AM
oi. go... do something offensive to yourself.

and I don't get the image reference

last Shameless (http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/94078)   plug (http://toadfishmonastery.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=32&topic=860.0) post


Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 28, 2007, 01:40:34 AM
I feel it necessary to attest that Q's forum voice has never been squeaky or stuff.

Last Sealed by Watson Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 28, 2007, 01:42:21 AM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 28, 2007, 01:29:13 AM
oi. go... do something offensive to yourself.


Don't mind if I do. ;)

No offense intended, though....   I put 'voices' to some forum members the same way as some people 'hear' dialogue in novels.  Hard to explain, but with lack of evidence to the contrary, yours was a bit high pitched. 

Last probably has to do with your early, frenetic posting style at TOP Post


BTW, did you know that yer dog is a pirate dog?

QuoteThe Bichon went to sea as a working Spanish boat dog. They were perfect for a boat because they do not shed, don't need a lot of exercise and do not like to get wet. This dislike of water makes them unlikely to jump or fall overboard and be lost at sea. The Spanish bred the spaniel out of the breed, the dog's job was not to hunt or point but instead meet and greet people with great enthusiasm. Their purpose was to make weary people smile and feel at ease, but most of all to cause these people to like the Spanish. It is one of the few dogs that has eyes like a human, that it shows the whites of its eye as well as expressions of happiness in them. The bichons were the little happy ambassadors for the Spanish at every new port of call.

OK, maybe not a pirate dog, but it's plausible.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 28, 2007, 01:48:35 AM
I can feel a forum voice topic forming.......

Last imagination keeps the world spinning Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 28, 2007, 01:52:08 AM
She thinks you had a high pitched voice when you were prepubescent, and probably while you were post pubescent.

last Shameless (http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/94078)   plug (http://toadfishmonastery.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=32&topic=860.0) post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 28, 2007, 01:55:30 AM
I can't remember it prepubescent, but I know that I perceive it to be higher than it actually is now.   Actually, there is a video on youtube which I swear must have been shot by me, due to the cameraman's voice.  It's nearly dead on to how my voice sounds recorded.   

Last won't post links as it depicts very stupid behaviour with fireworks Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 28, 2007, 02:00:58 AM
aww. give it me on Google Talk!

I've done some silly things with fireworks in my time. well, more fo me watching my older sisters friends do things. but they were pretty cool dumb things.


like generating molten metal.

last NOT PLUGGING post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 28, 2007, 02:08:18 AM
Thermite much?


Last electrochemical Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 28, 2007, 02:29:19 AM
She never said that. Well, not exactly.

Last betrayed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 28, 2007, 02:30:53 AM
BTW, I have heard Q's voice and it wasn't squeaky.

Last it was young though Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 28, 2007, 03:08:03 AM
It's got....older.

Last agist Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 28, 2007, 03:40:36 AM
it's got more MANLY!


last manly man post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 28, 2007, 10:40:54 AM
Otto von Bismarck was manly but had a high-pitched voice.
As had Albert Schweitzer.

Last at least neither of them used a faux Texan accent Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 28, 2007, 11:45:04 AM
Quote from: AggieI put 'voices' to some forum members the same way as some people 'hear' dialogue in novels.

What about the other forum members? What voices do you give the rest?


Last people talking in my head Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 28, 2007, 02:42:16 PM
That would interest me too.
Maybe we should require voice samples from everyone.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 28, 2007, 02:42:53 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 28, 2007, 11:45:04 AM
Quote from: AggieI put 'voices' to some forum members the same way as some people 'hear' dialogue in novels.

What about the other forum members? What voices do you give the rest?

I don't give 'em, I hears 'em.  ;)   

And some people are stronger than others.  Oddly, most of y'all have canadian-ish accents - mostly differences in pitch, like hearing a book-on-tape narrator trying to do voices.  Auuugh, I can't hear 'em if I think about it. Most are fairly neutral, not too far off what I 'hear' reading my own posts.

Q's was a big shock because he's one of the 'forum voices' I pinned at a specific pitch based on age, and his real voice matches the age I thought he was when I didn't know his age.  So I'm confuzzled.  ;) 

Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 28, 2007, 01:52:08 AM
She thinks you had a high pitched voice when you were prepubescent, and probably while you were post pubescent.

Post pubescent? Duje, I'm still getting hairs (one at a time!) in new places.  By the time I get a full crop of chest hair, I'll be going bald and growing nose and ear hair. ::)

Last plucky Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 28, 2007, 02:46:29 PM
Quote from: AggiePost pubescent? Duje, I'm still getting hairs (one at a time!) in new places.  By the time I get a full crop of chest hair, I'll be going bald and growing nose and ear hair.

It's interesting how "getting older" is different at other people.

I'm 22 and already getting nose and ear hair, as well as grey hair... ;D (and I certainly hate the fact that one at a time I'm starting to get hair on my back...)


Last hairy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 28, 2007, 02:49:31 PM
I just wanted to see the implications and ramifications of using the phrase "post pubescent".

Jon Stewart isn't that old, but he's got grayish hair. more like a streak. a streak which means "This man is in news, and you can trust him"

but anyway, back to Agujjies personal life. I'm glad I can still shock the old geezers of this forum with simply my voice.

last snicker snicker post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 28, 2007, 02:55:26 PM
Grey hair runs in the family. I am barely mid-30ies and already have enough of them.
And far too much hair on the rest of the body.

Last beginning lycanthropy? post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 28, 2007, 02:57:27 PM
I'm just another prove that we descend from monkeys.


Last evolutionary Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 28, 2007, 02:59:07 PM
Arrrgh! Atavism!

Last no grooming! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 28, 2007, 03:01:23 PM
I just don't what to add to this......


Last just taking it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 28, 2007, 03:03:09 PM
But you do, you Postadder! ;D

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 28, 2007, 03:03:51 PM
*sing*

Black adder, black adder.....


Last singing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 28, 2007, 03:04:49 PM
The heightens the add-renaline level
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 28, 2007, 03:07:50 PM
I need sugar....


Last is there a cake somewhere around here? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 28, 2007, 04:06:08 PM
(http://warehouse.carlh.com/article_038/cake_18.jpg)
http://warehouse.carlh.com/article_038/cake_18.jpg

Last mutilated Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 28, 2007, 05:24:54 PM
Swato, what is it with you and blood, lately?

don't tell me you're going through a Goth phase...

last it's not a phase mom! this is who I am! post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 28, 2007, 06:11:49 PM
What, do you prefer Gore?

:mrgreen:

Last silly Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 28, 2007, 07:12:21 PM
dude, the Daily show totally wanted the Crypt Keeper on the show, in 1999/2000, so he could say "I LIKE GORE!"

:P

last I'm wearing a Jon Stewart T-Shirt post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 28, 2007, 09:52:13 PM
Who could have thought that the US may have benefited from more gore?

Last bad pun Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 28, 2007, 09:55:58 PM
um, me?

oh, wait, no. I get it.

well

garh.

accursed double entendres!(sp?)

last ooh, entendre! post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 28, 2007, 11:50:34 PM
Currently wielding a (wooden) ruler lkie a sword and occasionally hitting me, the screen, the lamp or the table the screen is on.
Why can't I operate (as opposed to ruin) the computer with a big axe?

Last violent fantasies getting hold of me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 29, 2007, 01:58:00 AM
um, guys? is this what they call a "mid-life crisis"?

just curious, and a little worried.

last for my personal safety post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 29, 2007, 02:19:00 AM
No, mid-life crisis is when you get a Porsche (or any other sportscar) and a blonde big-breasted mistress.

The things going around here are called insanity.


Last welcome to the reality young man Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 29, 2007, 02:25:55 AM
AUGH! curse you Kiyo! now I have "Carry on my Wayward Son" by Kansas stuck in my head!

last the band kansas, not the state post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 29, 2007, 02:27:24 AM
Glad I don't know that song... ;D


Last I can't get asleep, so I'm getting on people's nerves instead Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 29, 2007, 02:33:21 AM
it's not that bad, I just need to play it in Guitar Hero now.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 29, 2007, 02:36:41 AM
But you didn't take the Last Post...


Last but I did Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 29, 2007, 02:37:47 AM
no I didn't

last but I am now post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 29, 2007, 02:38:02 AM
I'll take that....


Last holds of Kiyo by wafting a bottle of vodka under his nose Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 29, 2007, 03:40:50 AM
dude, we should totally rig up Kiyo with like a fishing pole tied to his back, then having some alcoholic beverage hanging from it right over his face, so he'll constantly be chasing it.

same thing for Swato, only we use the last post.

last and for you, agujjie... um, satan. post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 29, 2007, 04:10:21 AM
Nah, Q...  you don't have to chase Satan.  And didn't you know I renounced Autotheism? 

Perhaps a beaker of ether.  At least by chasing it I can waft the fumes my way.  Or a durian...



Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 29, 2007, 04:15:26 AM
The smell of a durian?

Last BTW, the portrayal of midlife crisis as fast cars and big breasted women is more due to the financial ability to reach them at such age Post
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 29, 2007, 10:59:39 AM
Is a dark haired with only medium sized upper extensions and a less fancy car in order?
I notoriously lack both. :'(

Last absent other choices I'd take the big-T blonde despite it definitely not being my taste Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 29, 2007, 11:08:24 AM
Quote from: Qdude, we should totally rig up Kiyo with like a fishing pole tied to his back, then having some alcoholic beverage hanging from it right over his face, so he'll constantly be chasing it.

I would be chasing it only to the moment I reach the next pub...


Last plan with flaws Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 29, 2007, 01:45:21 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 29, 2007, 04:15:26 AM
The smell of a durian?

Yes...  I can track 'em down from the other side of the supermarket because of all their stink-chemicals.  MMMmmm  durian.


Last (http://www.bojensen.net/EssentialOilsEng/EssentialOils10/durian.gif) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 29, 2007, 02:11:14 PM
I know you renounced it, but still, I think you'd go for satan on a fishing pole.

I sort of renounced mine, more like "say, I haven't done anything autotheist in a long time"

so now I'm a Non-Practicing Auto-Theist.

last it's fun to see people figure it out post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 29, 2007, 02:26:55 PM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 29, 2007, 02:11:14 PM
it's fun to see people figure it out

That's the main reason to slap labels on your mental models. ;)

last confuzzling post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on August 29, 2007, 02:29:53 PM
And he sneaks in from Turkey to steal the


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 29, 2007, 02:35:18 PM
Ah, the elephant is back. Fortunately we have regrown enough elephant grass for it to feed. But be careful not to step on the cameloids.

Last welcome back Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 29, 2007, 02:39:20 PM
*throws a turkey at pacyderm*

that'll learn ya.

last learn'd post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on August 29, 2007, 02:41:20 PM
Cameloids? *Ducks under flyıng turkey* (ıt ıs a regular zoo in here, no?)

Only back temporarily, due to the marvels of İnternet Cafe. Wıll be off camping for a few days, until my folks get the keys to the new house....

And İ stıll have the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 29, 2007, 02:41:52 PM
Qwerty, beware of the wrath of the army of pink little elephants.

Last start cloning engine Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 29, 2007, 02:45:43 PM
meh, I'll just spike 'em, and then they'll be Pink Unicorns.

and you know what that means.

last           post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 29, 2007, 03:33:57 PM
Then they can attack you unseen (except for the buzzing noise).

Last the Blue Oyster help us Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 29, 2007, 03:35:52 PM
Don't fear


last MORE COWBELL post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 29, 2007, 03:37:52 PM
Henka lora mata fera
Hira noto kanta tera

Last can't be said often enough Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 29, 2007, 03:52:15 PM
Ia Ia Cthuhlu Phtagan!

last ooooh boy post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 29, 2007, 04:07:22 PM
Eh, no. It's "Iä Shub Niggurath"
For Cthulhu it is "Ph´nglui mglw´nafh"

Last vacation in Y'han thlei Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 29, 2007, 04:31:11 PM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 29, 2007, 03:52:15 PM
Ia Ia Cthuhlu Phtagan!

last ooooh boy post
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 29, 2007, 04:07:22 PM
Eh, no. It's "Iä Shub Niggurath"
For Cthulhu it is "Ph´nglui mglw´nafh"

Last vacation in Y'han thlei Post

What about Cthulhu Ptarmigan?
(http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/5650/cpra4.jpg)


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 29, 2007, 04:34:24 PM
fine. out-geek me.

last sadly out-geeked post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 29, 2007, 04:40:58 PM
(http://www.cthulhulives.org/store/images/phnglui-model.jpg)
http://www.cthulhulives.org/store/images/phnglui-model.jpg
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 29, 2007, 04:44:46 PM
I certainly hope that isn't you.

last 'cause he looks creepy post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 29, 2007, 06:20:01 PM
No, that's not me and you should know that.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 29, 2007, 11:34:23 PM
Swato has been too long holding the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 29, 2007, 11:49:52 PM
Perhaps was the shock of the T-shirt?

Last I don't care, its mine now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 30, 2007, 01:44:59 AM
See...  whenever I take the

Last Post

it always gets snagged, then sits.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 30, 2007, 01:47:08 AM
Pfft. A few days of school, thrice as many extra pages of the

Last post.

Wow.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 30, 2007, 02:39:53 AM
wow, It seems Agujies theory would be correct. Though I forget what timezone the forum is in. GMT?

last oh you silly latitudes post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 30, 2007, 02:50:28 AM
Cryptic answer: It's whatever the server-wide timezone is, because there's no SMF-specific offset.

(And I'm too lazy to check other stuff now.)

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 30, 2007, 02:53:55 AM
oh, well I guess I'll just wait till mental block shows up, not that he ever posts in this thread.

last tick tock tick tock post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 30, 2007, 02:56:25 AM
You'll wait? Great. Meantime, I'll take that thing we were after.

What was it called? Oh, right.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 30, 2007, 02:56:55 AM
You never know...  speak o' the devil and he shall appear...


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 30, 2007, 02:59:25 AM
Or the Pan, in this case, I guess.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 30, 2007, 03:01:40 AM
Why does it only work for Devils and less savory characters?

last talking about god certainly doesn't summon him post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on August 30, 2007, 03:05:54 AM
Also works for the Dönertier, by the way.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 30, 2007, 03:12:38 AM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 30, 2007, 03:01:40 AM
talking about god certainly doesn't summon him
Or does it?

Last perhaps our conception of god is way off Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 30, 2007, 04:52:07 AM
I read today that a doner kebab is just chicken wraped in pita bread.

is this true?

last pointless inquiry post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 30, 2007, 05:05:23 AM
No, that's a shawarma, not a donair.  ;)

It's funny that North Americans don't really know the Dönertier - I certainly looked at the few I ran into with suspicion back home.  Got introduced in Oz, and there's some great shops in Calgary.  The rest of the western world seems to have figured it out....  still rare in some parts of Asia.

Your generic donair is made of mystery meat on a stick. ;)

Last snausage inna pita Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 30, 2007, 05:24:09 AM
I've almost lost the ability to

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 30, 2007, 05:25:29 AM
wait, does Canada have a city called Oz?

last because, that would be awesome post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 30, 2007, 05:48:30 AM
No, but we have Dildo, NF and Spuzzum, BC.


Last and in Alberta, Two Hills is a few miles from Hairy Hill Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 30, 2007, 07:32:31 AM
Spuzzum? that's the greatest name ever.

so um, what IS oz? besides the magical land of oz.

last or were you actually referring to that, you poor sap? post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 30, 2007, 09:56:19 AM
It's located in the general area of XXXX.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 30, 2007, 10:08:58 AM
I'm just popping in...


Last pop-up Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on August 30, 2007, 11:05:27 AM
Haven't been here in a while.

What is a Dönertier?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on August 30, 2007, 12:08:41 PM
It's a monster from Swatopluk's Id.

Don't go there, as you Americans say. At least they do on TV.

Last Sleep of Reason Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on August 30, 2007, 12:26:13 PM
Is it like something from Forbidden Planet?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on August 30, 2007, 12:36:29 PM
That's the one. It's important not to let him fall asleep in his lab or the ruddy thing starts gnawing through the walls.

Maybe somebody with good knowledge of psychology could exorcize it. 
I never got beyond what shrinks reckon you want to do to your parents; decided to stop reading at that point.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 30, 2007, 01:43:11 PM
naw, it's a thing. it's like, it was mystery meat on a stick, but then it spread wings and flew away, developing into the meat-layered deer/armadillo thing today.

I think it was during the creators "layers" phase. y'know, onions, parfait, cake, beurocracy.

last planets post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on August 30, 2007, 02:11:14 PM
Oh I need to keep up.

I just stumbled in here looking for the sauna- hoping the sauna is empty so I can sprawl out for a while and instead I've found

mystery meat on a stick that has grown wings and flown away to someplace in Canada called either Oz or Spuzzum (next it will be seen in Why, Arizona).
anyway- don't feed it after midnight- never feed these things after midnight..

What?
Oh someone already fed it after midnight
in that case
could I have a large Pirate with a net come to the 3rd floor corridor, be sure your will is in order- just leave all your booty(as well as kiss it goodby) to Saucy Gert Pettigrew-yes, that is p.e.t.t.i, yes-P not B. I'll notorize it myself as I have my notary thingie here in my bag.
Also we need Poop clean up on the 3rd floor as well-- send the very large dung beetles if you wish.

Lastit's like an acid trip without the little bit of paper Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 30, 2007, 02:29:33 PM
Quote from: MentalBlock996 on August 30, 2007, 11:05:27 AM
Haven't been here in a while.

What is a Dönertier?

Here it is: (http://www.doenerhaus.net/images/doenertier.jpg)
And it is not from my lab

Last I wouldn't let Erkan&Stefan into it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 30, 2007, 04:43:18 PM
Swato is developping a split personality, now he thinks he is also Erkan & Stefan, a German comic duo.


Last Dr. Swato and Mr. Doner Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 30, 2007, 04:48:20 PM
But is he an organ doner?



Last haggis kebab Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 30, 2007, 04:49:47 PM
He's teaching the squidling to play the organ, so who knows?


Last you started Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on August 30, 2007, 05:54:13 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on August 30, 2007, 04:48:20 PM
But is he an organ doner?

He will be if he drops his guard taking that thing for a walk.

Quote
And it is not from my lab

Morbius said something similar in Forbidden Planet as I recall.  Face it. You subconsciously sent it to terrorize us. Your ape's brain* wasn't ready to use Krell technology...


Last It's Started Again Post


* nothing personal
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 30, 2007, 06:18:45 PM
You find the donertier, I'll find the ruby.

last gotta get the ruby of the fat guys head...gotta get the ruby of the fat guys head... gotta get the ruby of the fat guys head... post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on August 30, 2007, 06:44:27 PM
It's so shiny!

(http://www.doenerhaus.net/images/doenertier.jpg)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on August 30, 2007, 06:55:02 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 30, 2007, 02:29:33 PM
Quote from: MentalBlock996 on August 30, 2007, 11:05:27 AM
Haven't been here in a while.

What is a Dönertier?

Here it is: (http://www.doenerhaus.net/images/doenertier.jpg)
And it is not from my lab


it says "original"-- so is their a large market for knockoffs?
I see yet another way for the monastery to make money-- sewing these.

Last :P Post

Last I wouldn't let Erkan&Stefan into it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 30, 2007, 08:34:50 PM
Will we get Chinese children to do the job for us?


Last child labour is ok Post


:mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 30, 2007, 09:04:05 PM
That could lead to high lead levels (and not from Cheneying the animal).

Last looking at the shape they would aslo tuln it into natulal Viagla Post

A completely different question: is there something similar to photobucket/imageshack for sound files?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 30, 2007, 10:04:42 PM
I know that Q is using newsgrounds for his soundfiles, so maybe that is a possibility (www.nesgrounds.com)


Last musical Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 30, 2007, 10:06:48 PM
neither nes nor news lead to anything useful.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 30, 2007, 10:09:54 PM
Ooops, typo: www.newgrounds.com


Last oooopsie Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 30, 2007, 10:14:17 PM
I checked by following Qwerty's links. Not what I am looking for (i.e. a parking lot for soundfiles to link to because the are >128 KB and therefore can't be attached to posts*).

Last still mute Post

*even an 8-bit soundfile turned mp3 shorther than 30 s was beyond that when I tried this afternoon
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 31, 2007, 12:08:20 AM
You could always use rapidshare to upload them, and let people just download them, if they wish...


Last nothing to say here Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 31, 2007, 12:28:21 AM
or email them to everyone.

last email solves everything post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 31, 2007, 12:46:14 AM
As long as googlemail doesn't consider it to be a spam...


Last we need a spam emoticon Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 31, 2007, 02:10:05 AM
I realized that the Last Post was marked read, but I didn't have the


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 31, 2007, 03:08:09 AM
Mmm, I've been busy but not that many new Posts.

I may as well take the Last
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 31, 2007, 03:12:36 AM
laaaaaaaaaaame


last MP3 ENCODER post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 31, 2007, 03:31:59 AM
I use it with Audiograbber (http://www.audiograbber.com-us.net/)

Last I haven't encoded in Linux yet Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 31, 2007, 03:42:43 AM
Is it possible to die from doing a Microsoft Upgrade?

Possibly my

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 31, 2007, 03:48:40 AM
For a computer or for you?

If something dies would be the system and you would have to re-install, but it is somewhat rare.

Last with M$ you never know... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 31, 2007, 09:38:37 AM
Currently body upgrades (like gills, x-ray vision, extra armour) are still in the beta state. Death or severe non-lethal malfunctions may occur.

Last system freeze too is not yet completely reversible Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 31, 2007, 10:33:31 AM
As always, I don't have anything to say and just want the Last Post...


That's why I'm taking it...


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 31, 2007, 12:45:36 PM
But you can say nothing with much more words

Quote
Moderator: Guten Abend, meine Damen und Herren! Seit kurzem hat sich die Szene in Bonn verändert. Der zur Zeit parteilose Abgeordnete Werner Bornheim hielt eine Rede, die für einen neuen politischen Stil richtungsweisend sein könnte. Werner Bornheim gehörte in der Weimarer Republik der Deutschen Volkspartei an, wurde nach dem Krieg Mitglied der L.A.P., wechselte 1952 aus Gewissensgründen zur CDU und stieß 1957 zur FDP 1961 legte er jedoch sein Mandat nieder und wurde Landtagsabgeordneter der SPD. 1964 überwarf er sich mit dieser Partei und zog als CSU-Abgeordneter in den Bundestag ein. Danach war er noch je zweimal Abgeordneter der SPD und der CDU, bevor er aus Gewissensgründen vorerst die Parteilosigkeit wählte. Die Rede, die Werner Bornheim am vergangenen Montag im Bundestag hielt, stellt durch ihre Unbestechlichkeit und ihre politische Linie, so meine ich, alles in den Schatten, was man je an Äußerungen von seiten der Regierung gehört hat.

Werner Bornheim: Meine Damen und Herren! Politik bedeutet, und davon sollte man ausgehen, das ist doch – ohne darumherumzureden – in Anbetracht der Situation, in der wir uns befinden. Ich kann meinen politischen Standpunkt in wenige Worte zusammenfassen: Erstens das Selbstverständnis unter der Voraussetzung, zweitens, und das ist es, was wir unseren Wählern schuldig sind, drittens die konzentrierte Beinhaltung als Kernstück eines zukunftsweisenden Parteiprogramms.

Wer hat denn, und das muss vor diesem hohen Hause einmal unmissverständlich ausgesprochen werden! Auch die wirtschaftliche Entwicklung hat sich in keinster Weise...Das kann auch von meinen Gegnern nicht bestritten werden, ohne zu verkennen, dass in Brüssel, in London die Ansicht herrscht, die Regierung der Bundesrepublik habe da – und, meine Damen und Herren...warum auch nicht? Aber wo haben wir denn letzten Endes, ohne die Lage unnötig zuzuspitzen? Da, meine Damen und Herren, liegt doch das Hauptproblem!

Bitte denken Sie doch einmal an die Altersversorgung! Wer war es denn, der seit 15 Jahren, und wir wollen einmal davon absehen, dass niemand behaupten kann, als hätte sich damals – so geht es doch nun wirklich nicht!

Wir haben immer wieder darauf hingewiesen, dass die Fragen des Umweltschutzes, und ich bleibe dabei, wo kämen wir sonst hin, wo bliebe unsere Glaubwürdigkeit? Eins steht doch fest, und darüber gibt es keinen Zweifel. Wer das vergisst, hat den Auftrag des Wählers nicht verstanden!

Die Lohn- und Preispolitik geht von der Voraussetzung aus, dass die mittelfristige Finanzplanung, und im Bereich der Steuerreform ist das schon immer von ausschlaggebender Bedeutung gewesen!

Meine Damen und Herren, wir wollen nicht vergessen, draußen im Lande, und damit möchte ich schließen. Hier und heute stellen sich die Fragen, und ich glaube, Sie stimmen mit mir überein, wenn ich sage...Letzten Endes, wer wollte das bestreiten!

Ich danke Ihnen...

by Loriot

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on August 31, 2007, 02:27:17 PM
Showing off and trying to distract us with a bunch of stuff like that will not allow you to keep


Lastoh, who am I kidding- I'm impressed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 31, 2007, 02:37:42 PM
*sneaks in while anthrobabe is impressed and grabs the



LAST POST*
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 31, 2007, 02:44:02 PM
Too lazy to read what Swato has posted, I'm not impressed at all... ;)


Last it's just political smalltalk anyway Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on August 31, 2007, 03:12:26 PM
Oooh, look! *points to window*

While everyone is distracted tryıng to work it out, İ dissappear wıth the Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 31, 2007, 03:23:28 PM
Not that game again! It's a fake. The True Last Post has been lost long ago and will not reappear before the end of time or forum whatever comes first.

Last Ersatz-Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 31, 2007, 04:35:10 PM
OMG!

Are we talking Last Post rapture?

L the end is near P
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 31, 2007, 04:37:20 PM
I think I've had reverse rapture.  My clothes just disappeared, but I'm still sitting here. ;D



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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 31, 2007, 04:42:32 PM
Wouldn't that go in the 'What are you wearing' thread?

Last misplaced Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 31, 2007, 04:53:49 PM
yeah, but then he wouldn't have the last post, now would he?

also, swato, even I can do that.

QuoteDie Löffelente ist ein Vertreter aus der Gruppe der Löffelenten, zu der mit der Fuchs-Löffelente, der Australischen Löffelente und der Südafrikanischen Löffelente insgesamt vier Enten der Schwimmenten gerechnet werden. Unter diesen stellt die Fuchs-Löffelente die kleinste Art und außerdem das Bindeglied zur Zimtente dar. Löffelenten gelten als klassisches Beispiel für die Verbreitung sehr nahe verwandter Arten über den gesamten Erdball. Alle Löffelentenarten ähneln sich in ihrem Habitus und unterschieden sich nur durch geringe Größenunterschiede und ein unterschiedliches Gefieder. Auffällig ist der einheitlich löffelartig verbreiterte Schnabel, der sich durch die Anordnung feiner Lamellen zu einem Seihapparat entwickelt hat.

Die bis zu 50 cm große Löffelente wiegt 400 bis 1100 g und hat eine Flügelspannweite von bis zu 80 cm. Der namengebende löffelartige Schnabel fällt beim Anschauen als Erstes auf und wird bis zu 7 cm lang.

Die Löffelente zeigt einen ausgeprägten Geschlechtsdimorphismus. Der Kopf des Erpels ist dunkelgrün befiedert. Der bis zu 7 cm lange Schnabel hat eine tief dunkelgraue Färbung. Die Brust ist weiß, das Rückgengefieder ist dunkel und partiell mit weißen Federn durchsetzt. In der Mitte der Körperseiten befinden sich rotbraune Farbpartien. Die Augeniris ist gelb und die Beine auffällig rot gefärbt.

Das Weibchen ist braun gemustert, hat einen braunen Schnabel und rote Beine und ist von den übrigen Löffelenten nur sehr schwer zu unterscheiden.

Im Ruhekleid ähnelt das Aussehen des Männchens stark dem des Weibchens. Ein Unterscheidungsmerkmal bilden die schwach rosafarbig getönten Flanken des Männchens.

Die Löffelente ist nicht sehr scheu und erreicht eine Fluggeschwindigkeit von bis zu 85 km/h.

Eine Löffelente kann bis zu 20 Jahre alt werden. Ihr Ruf klingt in etwa wie "tock". Er ist nicht sehr auffällig und deshalb nur selten wahrzunehmen.

Die Löffelente lebt an nahrungsreichen Binnengewässern im Tiefland von Eurasien und Nordamerika. Sie bevorzugt Gewässer mit vegetationsreichen und mit dichtem Schilf bewachsenen Uferzonen. Außerhalb der Brutzeit ist die Löffelente auch an der Meeresküste und an Salzseen anzutreffen. In Deutschland findet man sie überwiegend am Wattenmeer und auf den vorgelagerten Inseln.

Im Winter ziehen die meisten nach Südeuropa oder Afrika.

Die Löffelente durchsiebt mit ihrem Schnabel das Wasser nach Plankton, Wasserflöhen, Insektenlarven, Würmer, Kaulquappen und Laich.

Die Löffelente wird nach einem Lebensjahr geschlechtsreif. Die Brutzeit erstreckt sich von Mai bis Juli. Das Weibchen baut am Boden, nah am Wasser, gut in Vegetation versteckt ein aus Pflanzenteilen bestehendes Nest. Die sechs bis dreizehn, 5 cm großen, graugrünen Eier werden 22 bis 28 Tage lang vom Weibchen gewärmt. Die Jungvögel sind Nestflüchter und werden nach dem Schlüpfen zum Wasser gebracht. Nach 40 bis 45 Tagen werden die Jungen flügge.

last not hard at all post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 31, 2007, 05:00:50 PM
Why in German?
QuoteA tension has always existed between a desired continuity in the laws and regulations governing trade and business practices, and the necessary updating that is required to keep pace with a growing and, hence, changing economy. Uncertainties that stem from the arbitrary enforcement of the body of prevailing rules are reflected in higher risk and cost of capital which, in turn, inhibit economic growth.

Implementing an effective rule of law, however, has its own difficulties. One key component, a law of contracts, governs the resolution of certain disputes between parties. Yet if adjudication were requested for more than a very small fraction of contracts, our court system would be swamped into immobility and the performance of our economy would suffer. Thus, if our market system is to function smoothly, the vast majority of trades must rest on mutual trust and only indirectly on the law.

A more general concern is that laws can never be fixed in perpetuity. As societies and economies evolve, the details of the law, though generally not its fundamental principles, need to change. But any uncertainty about the clarity and fixity of the law adds to the risk of trade, which as I noted, is reflected in a higher real cost of capital.

We in the United States endeavored to lessen legal uncertainty by embedding our most fundamental principles in a constitution, which we made difficult to amend. The commercially and economically salient specifics are typically expressed in federal or state statutes. In general, this arrangement seems to have provided us with a healthy balance of continuity and predictability and, yet, also the requisite flexibility to respond to evolving economic and societal circumstances.

Last I considered doing it in Spanish but why do so when you have Alan Greenspan? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 31, 2007, 05:05:16 PM
bceause german has many silly words. I mean, c'mon. Jungen flügge?

srsly

last Fluggeschwindigkeit FTW post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 31, 2007, 05:19:50 PM
But your quote contained actual information, Qwerty. the whol epoint was the lack of such despite abundance of words.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 31, 2007, 05:31:08 PM
right right, well I'm about to win at your new game thread, so, have fun with the last post.

oh wait, I have it.

last ha ha post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 31, 2007, 05:43:04 PM
Fun?  Maybe I'll take it to Calaway Park.


So you'll have to wait for me to return with the
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 31, 2007, 05:45:42 PM
In the mean time I will place another quote from the *master*  ::)
Quote from: Alan GreenspanBut regardless of its causes, conceptualization is irreversibly increasing the emphasis on the protection of intellectual, relative to physical, property rights. Before World War I, markets in this country were essentially uninhibited by government regulations, but they were supported by rights to property, which in those years meant largely physical property. Intellectual property--patents, copyrights, and trademarks--represented a far less important component of the economy, which was mainly agricultural. One of the most significant inventions of the nineteenth century was the cotton gin. Perhaps it was a harbinger of things to come that the intellectual property content of the cotton gin was never effectively protected from copiers.

Last in-substantive Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 31, 2007, 07:43:00 PM
Tsk tsk...  again I don't post here and the last post sits.



I'm sure someone else will be along shortly to steal the

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 31, 2007, 07:49:17 PM
yeah, yeah, pretty much.

last prophesied post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 31, 2007, 08:04:09 PM
Well, actually I was once the false prophet for a major internet religion... ;)


Last and there's still a host of evidence that makes me a good fit for the role, but on to better things Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 31, 2007, 08:10:15 PM
You had it for long enough (five minutes)...


Last how many minutes will I have it? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 31, 2007, 08:14:36 PM
What time is it now?  :mrgreen:



Last is it beer time? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 31, 2007, 08:16:43 PM
It's always beer time...


Last and sometimes it's Scotch time Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 31, 2007, 08:24:37 PM
No Scotch at the moment...  but I have most of a flat of beer at home. 
(actually, Glenlivet is on sale right now, so I'll have it, just can't drink it.  Finlandia is on sale too, very cheap)


Last the boss just left, and told me to go home for the long weekend Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 31, 2007, 08:44:46 PM
It's teatime (despite it being not 5pm but 9:45pm I have green tea at the moment)

and the Last Post of course

Why did nobody howl having the 4000th Last Post on the precvious page?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 31, 2007, 09:08:03 PM
We're waiting for 10,000.  Or 1000 pages, or both. ;)



Last Post II shall prevail!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 31, 2007, 09:26:57 PM
well swato, could you tell us who DID have the 4,00th Last Post?

last suspended disbelief post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 31, 2007, 10:30:33 PM
Agujim I'd say.

But we have to take up speed. Word association overtook the Last Post some time ago, if I am not mistaken.
Last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on August 31, 2007, 11:56:43 PM
I don't think we will ever reach the Word Association game with the Last Post game...

But let's make bets on who reaches the 1000th page firt...


Last it will be me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 01, 2007, 12:35:43 AM
No, we've got to outdo the word association by 1000 pages.  It's um, traditional and stuff.


Last save the Last Post thread Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 01, 2007, 12:37:01 AM
But the last post is always the

Last Post

???
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 01, 2007, 12:39:43 AM
But if it's not the longest thread, it's not the lastest.

Last almost lastest Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 01, 2007, 04:45:32 AM
I need to develop a neural interface for this thread, so I can post without being near a computer.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 01, 2007, 08:53:04 AM
Ach! Held for hours again after me!


Last foiled again! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 01, 2007, 09:43:36 AM
I have it now...


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 01, 2007, 09:56:05 AM
Let the hour not pass without taking the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 01, 2007, 12:03:56 PM
Are letting the LPT die?

Last just kidding :D Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 01, 2007, 01:15:27 PM
Nobody is dying today...

Especially not this thread...


Last CPR Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 01, 2007, 01:20:13 PM
CPR stands for Corny Post Revival?

Last ;) :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 01, 2007, 01:22:45 PM
No, it stands fro Christian Progressive Rock..


:mrgreen:


Last  :rockon: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 01, 2007, 02:09:15 PM
hey if one can headbang to it -- then it works for me
it's amazing we don't have perm damage from this practice.
for years-for hours on end- and no perm damage

oh wait---
does anyone else hear that high pitched ringing/sort of buzzy sound
(it's the tinnitus- from many amazingly loud concerts accompanied by headbanging)

now my secret is out

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 01, 2007, 04:00:27 PM
Was that an entry for the Dark and Stormy Night thread? ;D

Last Rinderwahn, wer weiß denn wo die Rinder war'n? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 01, 2007, 05:01:30 PM
Dunno. I've only been to a few concerts (Which I was working as a concessions girl) so I was far enough away that the acoustics were better, although that still didn't do anything for Metallica, and the lone show I went to there was no head banging, only jumping. :D

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 01, 2007, 05:12:06 PM
The only sound of heavy metal I am interested in is the clash of steel on steel when the fighting is the fiercest ;) ;D

AaargH! Eat my battleaxe, cowardly scum. No, metaphorically! Spit the blade out and stop chewing the handle!

Last don't fight metallo- and hylo-phages Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 01, 2007, 05:20:43 PM
What about cannon fire?  Them cannonballs are heavy metal....



LastPost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 01, 2007, 05:53:58 PM
To think that what was considered heavy metal in my time is now considered classic rock.

Last Van Halen Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 01, 2007, 06:01:32 PM
What would Nelson have said about depleted uranium cannonballs?

Last Post
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Post by: anthrobabe on September 01, 2007, 06:14:13 PM
 Je m'em vais voir le soleil pour la derniere fois

or something like that


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 01, 2007, 06:58:29 PM
J'ai perdu le 'do' de ma clarinet?


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 01, 2007, 07:11:13 PM
Je pense q'ilya 'ut' a francaise

Last musiquelle ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 01, 2007, 08:43:44 PM
Yo dudes


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 01, 2007, 08:54:00 PM
Ma, que la donna no si fa al franchese?

Last romantic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 01, 2007, 08:58:05 PM
And now time for a message from the National Pancake Association:

"F*** waffles"



Last excuse my French Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 01, 2007, 09:03:47 PM
I used to work for IHOP

F*** pancakes and waffles

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 01, 2007, 09:08:24 PM
The Waffle Separatist Front is ready to take that challenge!

Last subversive Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 01, 2007, 09:11:33 PM
And now a message from the National Waffles Association:


"Toast suck!"



Last who could have seen that one coming? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 01, 2007, 09:22:05 PM
Which is different from sucking your toast.

Last when will I learn to pour my tea? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 01, 2007, 09:39:09 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 01, 2007, 09:22:05 PM
Which is different from sucking your toast.

Last when will I learn to pour my tea? Post

It's all about aim (pouring tea)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 01, 2007, 09:47:52 PM
As long as it's not about AIM...


Last bad puns in the evening Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 01, 2007, 09:59:16 PM
Whether it's a deadly home invader or a heavily armed house cat, America, protect your rights, and protect yourself.

last thank you, Steel Dakota post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 01, 2007, 10:04:23 PM
I could do with a Life Guard.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 01, 2007, 10:06:08 PM
meh, just watch videos on youtube to pass the afternoon.

hmm, I wonder if they can easily calculate how many hours of video there is on that website... I bet over a year.

last existential youtubeism post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 01, 2007, 11:22:05 PM
Defend your house traditionally. Get a battleaxe (either the wood and metal contraption ot the relative).
And you should consider to adopt a (http://www.tripple.net/img/upf45872-2005-6-6-47-11-doener.jpg)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 02, 2007, 12:00:44 AM
What a cutie...

Let's eat him...


Last where's my axe? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2007, 12:04:06 AM
No, it is traditionally speared lengthwise and then heated in the upright position. No Döner Stroganoff!

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 02, 2007, 12:07:48 AM
Spare the spear and change the spare.

Last your days are numbered Mr Dönertier Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2007, 12:10:28 AM
Be careful, it could be Gammelfleisch!

Last dirty rotten Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 02, 2007, 01:04:43 AM
If we kill it while still young and eat it right away the meat won't be rotten...


Last eating needs strategy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 02, 2007, 01:24:52 AM
bleargh. i'm to frazzed to tell what's going on.

so...

last befrazzled post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 02, 2007, 04:36:27 AM
Befrazzled, bedazzled, bemused...

Last tired Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 02, 2007, 04:54:22 AM
you're telling me.

I've been up for 13 hours.

13 frickin' hours!

as if school starting tuesday wasn't bad enough

last still need to finish a book and a math packet post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 02, 2007, 05:30:11 AM
I imagine you still have a bit more than 48 hours to do all. I'm confident you will succeed.

Last motivational Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 02, 2007, 09:35:38 AM
Awake for 13 hours?

Why's that so much?

I tend to be awake for 18 to 21 hours a day...


Last my name is Kiyo and I am an insomniac Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2007, 09:58:55 AM
Sleep is recreationary and therefore reactionary.

Last have to sleep over this Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 02, 2007, 11:01:37 AM
Sleep is the better part of valour.

Last sleep tzar Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 02, 2007, 02:00:34 PM
Sleep is dead.

Long live sleep.


Last where are all my sleeps gone? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 02, 2007, 02:32:18 PM
I'm just a selfish teenager.

:P

I do nothing all day and complain that I can't get to bed.

last at least I got up early on my own today post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2007, 03:07:46 PM
Hey, teenagers want to go to bed for other reasons ;D

Last Beiwohnung Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 02, 2007, 04:48:47 PM
Not only teenagers... ;)

But some of us already know you don't need a bed for that activity...



Last I was talking about watching TV and eating chocolate, what did you think? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 02, 2007, 07:04:19 PM
floors work fine, though there is more of a mess... toilets are surprisingly good at keeping cleaning to a minimum.

though beds are more conventional.

hell, you could do it on a ham sandwich.

Last what? I was talking about regurgitating post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 02, 2007, 07:35:30 PM
If you like a challenge then trying it standing up in a hammock takes some beating.

Last Talking about balancing of course Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 02, 2007, 08:53:13 PM
Rope hammock with large gaps, of course.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2007, 08:55:02 PM
Just don't try it with a hedgehog

Last playing tennis with live animals is discouraged by the RSPCA Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 02, 2007, 08:56:01 PM
Or a Dönertier.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2007, 09:00:13 PM
No foodfights while doing horizontal gymnastics.

Last foot for sports, food for lunch Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 02, 2007, 09:02:01 PM
Oh, I'm sure at least some people enjoy it.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2007, 09:05:14 PM
Yes, those that put their foot in their mouth.

Last food and mouse deceit Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 02, 2007, 09:05:54 PM
Those people are always footloose.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2007, 09:07:24 PM
And they have some screws loose and usually not a s a result of loose screwing.

Last mindless fricture Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 02, 2007, 09:08:10 PM
It's all very screwed up.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2007, 09:10:07 PM
Knocked up after screwing, how could that happen?

Last drilling in the Netherlands Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 02, 2007, 09:12:04 PM
With a hammer, maybe.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 02, 2007, 09:12:33 PM
I'm all confused.

I think we need a lion stepping in...


Last crossthreading Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 02, 2007, 09:14:17 PM
Kiyo, you'd best just ignore the last bit of this thread.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2007, 09:14:35 PM
If I had a lion, I would beat it in the morning....

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 02, 2007, 09:15:11 PM
I'd lion up all my lions once beaten into shape.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 02, 2007, 09:20:03 PM
I'm not ignoring anything anymore...

Just taking the Last Post


Last ignorant Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 02, 2007, 09:20:36 PM
Look! Booze!

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 02, 2007, 09:23:50 PM
Where?


Last you won't fool me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 02, 2007, 09:24:37 PM
I guess you drank it before you saw it.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 02, 2007, 09:25:23 PM
You forgot that thanks to my efforts, there's hardly any booze left in the monastery... ;)


Last I'm not an acloholic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 02, 2007, 09:31:45 PM
Theory: If we add an -OH group to anything, Kiyo will drink it.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2007, 09:33:21 PM
But (CH2OH)2 is not good. Remember the Austrian wine scandal.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 02, 2007, 09:35:46 PM
Eh, tack it onto some glucose.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 02, 2007, 09:38:27 PM
So you say there's still something left to drink around here?


Last just drank my last beer and need more Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 02, 2007, 09:39:07 PM
I'm sure there's some in vapor form somewhere.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2007, 09:40:11 PM
Or maybe only the spirit of a deceased beer.

Last Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 02, 2007, 09:40:50 PM
Spirit... that's alcohol, right?


Last alcohol zombie Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 02, 2007, 09:41:56 PM
Sure thing.

Try anaerobic respiration. You'll ferment something, I'm sure.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 02, 2007, 09:42:46 PM
Last I have nothing witty to add Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 02, 2007, 09:46:50 PM
Well, I should get the

Last post, then.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2007, 09:47:59 PM
Total thread and post juggling this evening

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 02, 2007, 09:48:28 PM
Agreed. Head spinning.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 02, 2007, 09:50:48 PM
I think I'll need a break soon...


Last you two are too fast for me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2007, 09:51:54 PM
Can we picture count him out? ;D
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 02, 2007, 09:52:24 PM
I'm pressing on, and damn the consequences!

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 02, 2007, 09:52:49 PM
Your picture counts have been confusing me all night my friend...


Last too many too often too big Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 02, 2007, 09:53:33 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 02, 2007, 09:52:49 PM
too many too often too big

Your drinks?

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 02, 2007, 09:55:14 PM
My drinks are never too often, nor too big, nor too many...


Last time I puked from alcohol was two years ago Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 02, 2007, 09:55:43 PM
Well, now that it comprises most of your blood...

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2007, 09:56:38 PM
Now it's fire-water breathing

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 02, 2007, 09:56:45 PM
*rumble*

:toasted:

Last need a drink fast Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 02, 2007, 09:59:01 PM
Maybe you can learn to absorb it by looking at it.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2007, 09:59:53 PM
Draw a number and get in the line of the association of Last Post-ers
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 02, 2007, 10:00:37 PM
I quit this insanity...


Last yeah sure Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 02, 2007, 10:01:18 PM
Mmhmm. Convincing.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2007, 10:02:05 PM
More numbers counted for us. Lion triumphe!
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 02, 2007, 10:03:30 PM
No, the lion thread's down a ways.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 02, 2007, 10:04:22 PM
I could use a stead...

Anyone wants to fetch me one?


Last trying to get you away from the computer so I can claim the Last Post Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2007, 10:04:40 PM
More threatening is word association
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 02, 2007, 10:05:18 PM
Wow. All this malarkey has gotten me to 1000 posts.

Ahem.

WOO! POST 1000!

!!!
!!!!!!11!1!!1!11one!11!1

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 02, 2007, 10:06:14 PM
The perfect time to quit last posting, IMO... ;)


Last all threads are going out of hand Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2007, 10:07:01 PM
So, there is dirty work afoot
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 02, 2007, 10:07:34 PM
I agree it's getting way out of hand.

And I intend to make it get even farther out of hand.


Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2007, 10:08:49 PM
Still one Last Post ahead
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 02, 2007, 10:09:16 PM
And one more!

Will it ever end?

Let's find out.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 02, 2007, 10:10:30 PM
Am I hallucinating, or has there a Bikini Atoll just appeared on the front page?


Last even more confused Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 02, 2007, 10:11:14 PM
Erm... maybe? Dunno if it's supposed to have or not.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2007, 10:11:38 PM
haven't looked at the front page for ages
Last far too busy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 02, 2007, 10:12:13 PM
You should... it's quite a thrilling experience...


Last there really is a biking atoll at the top of the page Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 02, 2007, 10:12:21 PM
Good point, Swato. Difficult to get out there.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 02, 2007, 10:13:40 PM
You should try the chant box sometimes... :P


Last distracting post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 02, 2007, 10:14:15 PM
True. Wonder if there's a way to get it out somewhere.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2007, 10:14:22 PM
It's all a trick to lure me away.
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 02, 2007, 10:14:45 PM
Well, yeah, of course.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 02, 2007, 10:15:01 PM
No tricks, just pimps...


Last no sence at all Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 02, 2007, 10:15:33 PM
Agreed. No sense.

Last post, though.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 02, 2007, 10:16:00 PM
insanity?


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 02, 2007, 10:16:28 PM
Degeneration, at least.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2007, 10:16:57 PM
Btw, where is this chantbox actually. Can't find it.
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 02, 2007, 10:17:45 PM
At the very bottom of the very front (Joomla) page.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 02, 2007, 10:18:12 PM
If you need me, I'll be in the pub...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 02, 2007, 10:18:48 PM
I'm sure we will need you.

To take the last post, that is.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 02, 2007, 10:19:05 PM
Swato must spend all his time at the bottom of the threads ;)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2007, 10:19:27 PM
I can take it
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 02, 2007, 10:19:45 PM
Clearly, you are.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2007, 10:22:47 PM
Sorry. Trying to log in from the page with the monastery picture on top only yields a blank screen. It also logs me out here automatically.
Last technically inept Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 02, 2007, 10:23:22 PM
Oh, no. That must've been traumatic at a key moment like this.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2007, 10:26:00 PM
Indeed. It may have cost me several posts
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 02, 2007, 10:26:22 PM
Fortunately, no one else was here at the time.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2007, 10:26:52 PM
Must be a hallucination
Last confused Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 02, 2007, 10:27:24 PM
Heh - in admin panel word censors, noticed that there's still a last post bingo word.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 02, 2007, 10:29:44 PM
And it seems that nobody actually cares about the LPWB...


Last I don't Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 02, 2007, 10:31:32 PM
Swato - I've found that your image linking method is more efficient. I'm switching to it, to save the precious milliseconds.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2007, 10:32:02 PM
I do but there were no hints for some time now.
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 02, 2007, 10:32:32 PM
Do we even know whose word it is?

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2007, 10:33:11 PM
Too lazy to try to research that at the moment
last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 02, 2007, 10:33:44 PM
Too busy posting.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2007, 10:34:28 PM
Finalion something we can agree on ;D
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 02, 2007, 10:34:58 PM
Oh, no. I have to go up to serious now and read/make a substantive post. This is terrible!

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2007, 10:36:05 PM
OK, I'll take the Last Post for that time
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 02, 2007, 10:44:03 PM
*Whew* That wasn't too productive! :mrgreen:

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 02, 2007, 10:59:42 PM
I can read the chant box from my phone but not post.

Last :( Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2007, 11:05:06 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on September 02, 2007, 10:36:05 PM
OK, I'll take the Last Post for that time
You must admit that I indeed went away for some time to allow a little cool-down.
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 02, 2007, 11:22:37 PM
And now is hot again?

Last :o Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2007, 11:27:22 PM
Just below melting point

Last slowing down Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 02, 2007, 11:29:06 PM
Finally getting out of the fast lane, huh?

Last smoking Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2007, 11:30:26 PM
Time to fall asleep, dreaming of the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 02, 2007, 11:38:34 PM
Oh, I wish I could go to bed now.

Last I still have at least 6 more hours ahead of me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 03, 2007, 01:01:28 AM
I finally can take over, as the insane bunch left... :P


Last finally mine Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 03, 2007, 01:05:27 AM
Wasn't this thread the embodiment of sharing?

Last MIIIINEEEE!!!!! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 03, 2007, 01:07:29 AM
I thought it was the embodiment of taking...


Last well, I'm willing to share it with you, but you have to be kind to it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 03, 2007, 01:10:44 AM
I'm kind to the LP thread and she is kind to me.

Last and now I'll pay you in kind Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 03, 2007, 01:13:18 AM
That sounded a little disturbing...


Last but hey, who am I to judge? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 03, 2007, 01:28:58 AM
Why disturbing?

Last she and I have something special that nobody else understands Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 03, 2007, 01:35:03 AM
I rest my case.... ;)


Last :mrgreen: needs someone to be kind to him as well Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 03, 2007, 03:35:36 AM
Yaaay! Simpsons songs!


Last non-sequitor Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 03, 2007, 09:38:56 AM
If we take that proprosal under the supposition of unmistakable vaguearies in the firm belief that it will be taken with the necessary dignity...what was it that I wanted to say?

Last polit-zen Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 03, 2007, 10:39:31 AM
It's Monday once again...


Last it was Sunday yeasterday and it will be Tuesday tomorrow Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 03, 2007, 12:15:07 PM
Better than all of them on the same day. Ask Ijon Tichy.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 03, 2007, 03:21:45 PM
One cold december night, back in 1985, a scientist found himself upon the dance floor.

He started twicting, and shaking like a pile of jumping beans. at first it looked stupid but the end justified the means.

last Dance like an idiot post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 03, 2007, 03:57:53 PM
That almost sounded like a bad book start for the "Stormy night..." thread...


Last just peeping Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 03, 2007, 04:29:13 PM
A case of mistaken identity?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 03, 2007, 04:45:37 PM
or just really bad songwriting

last hate post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 03, 2007, 04:50:36 PM
Boy-being meets girl-being under a silver moon that explodes for some unexplained reasons.

Last Disaster Area Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 03, 2007, 06:12:53 PM
Exert from Pegasus' diary (from Yu-Gi-Oh)

"Darling Cecilia, I still remember the first day we met, you were the second most beautiful person I ever laid eyes on. the first was me, of course.w e fell in love instantly and decided to get married.
then when we were standing at the altar, something very unexpected happened. you exploded

*BAM*

yeah, that was kinda weird."

last Jagshamash post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 03, 2007, 06:50:41 PM
You're kidding right?

Last at least my kid isn't obsessed with Yugioh any more Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 03, 2007, 07:01:46 PM
oh come on, there's more!

"The mil eye gave me the power to see into the world beyond. at long last, I was re-united with you, my love. i thought my dreams had finally coem true. but then  you exploded gain

*bam*

you really need to stop doing that.

last Abridged! it's funny! (http://yugiohtheabridgedseries.com/) post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 03, 2007, 07:24:53 PM
The Return of the Exploding Bride?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 03, 2007, 08:21:05 PM
Bride of Yugi

Last a horror movie Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 03, 2007, 08:39:03 PM
dude, that's Tea.

sheesh.

or wait, that might be the Bride of Yami.

see, I've never seen an episode of actual Yu-Gi-Oh and I know too much.

last curse you, internets post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 03, 2007, 08:45:16 PM
It's the most successful marketing enterprise ever: a show about a game of cards that you can get for a price $$$... ::)

Last smart and greedy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 03, 2007, 09:11:03 PM
I've watched a few episodes of Yugi back in Germany...

Hey, don't judge me. I was high and there was nothing else to do (and nothing else on TV, as to be more precise)...


Last it sure was interesting though Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 03, 2007, 09:29:03 PM
Great not to have TV
Last radio is bad enough these days Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 03, 2007, 10:12:40 PM
I have a TV now (got rid of it in Germany after a short time, but got one here from my parents - they got it for free on some occasion).

But I rarely watch it, just the news and football (and occasionally a good TV show, like House MD...)


Last I hate synchronised movies that they play here, get the subtitles back into movies on TV Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 03, 2007, 11:29:14 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 03, 2007, 08:45:16 PM
It's the most successful marketing enterprise ever: a show about a game of cards that you can get for a price $$$... ::)

You may have missed out on American cartoons of the 1980's, Zono...  almost ALL the cartoons I watched, except the reruns, were straight toy-promotions vehicles.  And some of those vehicles turned into robots. ;)

But I'll concede that the current Japanese wave is even more blatantly merchandising.

Last gotta catch 'em all! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 04, 2007, 01:23:30 AM
And the same cartoons run in (Eastern-)Europe in the 90s for me to catch them...

I still remember the Transformers/Ninja Turtles/He-Man toys I had...


Last nostalgic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 04, 2007, 02:25:18 AM
And worse yet, Care Bears, Cabbage Patch Kids, Mask, Pound Puppies, My Pet Monster, Super Mario Brothers (actually, there were at least 3 Nintendo Cartoons that I remember)..... 


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 04, 2007, 02:38:49 AM
But a transformer toy needs some thought, though. With the cards you only need a good drawing artist and a press.

Last I watched all the shows but the toys were too expensive back home in those days Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 04, 2007, 02:48:06 AM
what are you talkin' about. Transformers was ART.

The thing is, Yu-Gi-Oh is based on manga, so it's trouble was being translated into a television show, and then into english,or rather, the 4kids version of english.

CENSORSHIP IS FUN!

Pokemon did get into one big selling train later, and really ni the beginning, but the original Pokemon video game was an excellent game engine, and a pretty good game/idea.

the first season was pretty good, as far as childrens television goes. as was the first movie. after gold and silver came out, things started going downhill... but it was better than yu-gi-oh, which made just no F*cking sense.

and last but not least, both card games are decent games, although Yu-Gi-Oh simply made cards that ultimately destroyed the old cards when new expansions came out. Pokemon steered clear of that in the beginning, making sure no cards had HP over 120, except for Snorlax, which had 180, but a costly attack, and it fit the pokemon. recently though they've upped some of the HPs in the new cards, so as far as anyone who wants to play the more original card game, the old cards are more important/valuable.

If you ignore the fact that "LOL POKEMON SUX" then the card game is quite enjoyable.

also, Mewtwo Mulligan decks are hella fun.

last I should write a thesis post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 04, 2007, 02:59:02 AM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 04, 2007, 02:48:06 AM
CENSORSHIP IS FUN!
I've been reading Naruto's manga and there is (subtle at times not so subtle at others) some censorship going on.

Last the manga is better than the anime if not for the movement of the fights Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 04, 2007, 03:06:05 AM
I can't really follow up my own post, so I'll just take the last one.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 04, 2007, 03:12:05 AM
I'll take it back if you like, then you can take it once again.


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 04, 2007, 03:14:45 AM
um ok, then I suppose you can take it back, for having been so nice about it.

but then I'll probably take it back because i'm selfish.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 04, 2007, 03:20:17 AM
Ok, you can have it next.


Last I'm going for sushi Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 04, 2007, 03:39:41 AM
I had sushi yesterday.

Last does that count? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 04, 2007, 05:10:37 AM
Zono, how could you?

I feel betrayed.

also, more insomnia. damn falling asleep at inopportune moments.

mmm... i'll just tire myself out.

oh hi, it's midnight.

last roast
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 04, 2007, 05:28:52 AM
Not midnight here, yet...  I still have to skewer 30 lbs of chicken tonight. :P


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 04, 2007, 05:31:06 AM
curse you and your mountain time!

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 04, 2007, 07:31:55 AM
Q asleep yet?  I shall sneak in and grab the

Last Post

as I'm only through 8 or 9 pounds of chicken so far. :P
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 04, 2007, 10:33:16 AM
For a moment there was the real danger of a substantive discussion developing here (even if it was just manga->anime->crude commercialism). Good that that danger has been averted and we can go back to grabbing the
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 04, 2007, 11:07:04 AM
so, what do you guys think about the simmilarities and differences between the Trigun Manga and Anime? any thoughts on hellsing?


also, BURN MCDONALDS!

last I'm helpful post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 04, 2007, 12:23:03 PM
Don't burn McDonalds...

What else should I hate and loathe, if there's no more McDonald's around?


Last reactionary Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 04, 2007, 12:26:44 PM
There is still Barfer King

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 04, 2007, 12:30:57 PM
There's no Burger King over here.

Only McDoncald's and KFC...

On a sidenote, a friend of mine, allergic to fish, went to McDonald's just for the Fishburgers. Because there wasn't any fish in it, so that was as close to fish he could eat... :P

OK, it wasn't a friend of mine, but just a story I've heard... :mrgreen:


Last I hate the fact that there's no Subways around here Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 04, 2007, 12:33:08 PM
If they want fish the shall got to Nordsee.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fd/NORDSEE_Restaurant_in_Brunswick,_Germany.JPG/300px-NORDSEE_Restaurant_in_Brunswick,_Germany.JPG)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fd/NORDSEE_Restaurant_in_Brunswick,_Germany.JPG/300px-NORDSEE_Restaurant_in_Brunswick,_Germany.JPG
Last let them eat fish Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 04, 2007, 12:35:37 PM
Honestly, I hated Nordsee.

I mean, I have nothing against the smell of fish, but the smell that come out of that joints is just plain awfull...


Last I like fish, but real fish Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 04, 2007, 12:37:28 PM
No disagreement there.
This thread is getting fishy too, btw ;)
Last und der Haifisch der hat Zähne Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 04, 2007, 12:39:43 PM
I'm going to have lunch.

No fish involved.


Last big phat fish Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 04, 2007, 12:41:14 PM
Just finished baking an onion bread. Still too hot to eat.
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 04, 2007, 01:06:56 PM
Bread for lunch?

Last or fish for breakfast? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 04, 2007, 01:09:43 PM
Why not? And smoked salmon is edible at any time of day and night (provided it's not rotten).
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 04, 2007, 01:26:50 PM
I'm not saying you can't, only that it's infrequent, at least for me.

Last although I've done both Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 04, 2007, 01:36:36 PM
And still not one has asked the question

"why are you skewering 30 pounds of chicken?"(to Agujjim)

sounds like a really disgusting horror movie-
or a BBQ!

LastI love Subway too Kiyo Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 04, 2007, 02:44:59 PM
Or a self-catered wedding reception....   ::)

Last Subway? Bahn Mi or bustPost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 04, 2007, 03:03:33 PM
I thought so---
getting closer and closer now

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 04, 2007, 03:32:58 PM
Hmmmm... Chickeeeeeeen...

Sorry, must've got distracted...

Btw, the best thing to have for breakfast is ... (dramatic drum banging)

.......

BEEEEEEER!!!


Last don't act so surprised, you saw that coming Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 04, 2007, 03:37:30 PM
Well you could have a beer-cheese on toast and not appear to be a total lush

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm cheese!


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 04, 2007, 03:38:52 PM
Hmmmmm... cheeeeeeeeeeese....


Distracted once again, I ment:

Hmmmmm... beeeeeeeeeeeer...


Last beer beer beer beer wine wine scotch tequila absinth Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 04, 2007, 03:44:19 PM
I have a question
it might make me appear dumb- but I'm not going to google it
so

what are they pouring the Absinth over? It looks like a cube of sugar--
I drink a fair amount but really a basics kind of gal

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 04, 2007, 04:39:39 PM
Absinthe is mostly alcohol ~70% so, to make it more palatable it is mixed with sugar.

Last Ironically that helps the psychotropic effect. Post 
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 04, 2007, 04:52:17 PM
gotcha-- makes sense

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 04, 2007, 06:47:06 PM
Quote from: anthrowhat are they pouring the Absinth over? It looks like a cube of sugar--

There are several ways of drinking Absinth. The most usual ones are either just with ice cubes or with sugar:

You tak a special spoon for that purpose (with holes in it), put the sugar cube on it and light the sugar. The glass is usually tall, slender and opens widely at the pouring end. The sugar starts melting and dripping into the Absinth.

Here's a great site on how to drink Absinth: http://www.absinth.bz/articles/how-to-drink-absinth.html

Enjoy.

Quote from: ZonoAbsinthe is mostly alcohol ~70% so, to make it more palatable it is mixed with sugar.

Unfortunately, Absinthe with that amount of alcohol is illegal in the majority of countries. Actually, The Czech Republic is one of the few countries where it is legal to sell and purchase it.


Last proud of my country sometimes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 04, 2007, 07:53:36 PM
It's allowed in Canada, though I know there's some dispute about whether we get 'real' Absinthe here or not.


Last True North strong and (can bring back 24 beer duty-) free Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 04, 2007, 07:58:07 PM
I would add something, but you seem to be talking about beer too much.

last I am just ASKING for trouble (http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?p=234562#234562) post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 04, 2007, 09:04:03 PM
Beer soup was considered a typical breakfast in the 18th century.

Last probably before it was replaced by oxtail soup Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 04, 2007, 09:42:47 PM
Beer is best served cold...


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 04, 2007, 10:08:05 PM
That statement disqualifies you from acquiring British citizenship ;)

Last warm beer and cold girls Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 04, 2007, 10:14:59 PM
I know one Unibroue beer that's actually recommended to be heated to 70oC before serving.
Alternately, it can be served on the rocks.


Last and I seem to remember the few Quebecois girls I've met being hot, too Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 04, 2007, 10:17:07 PM
It's difficult to stay cool while being burned as a witch :mrgreen:

Last gelöscht wird dann mit Bier Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 04, 2007, 10:30:38 PM
ok, seriously. can you guys, all of you guys, try to go ONE DAY, without talking about beer?

last for the love of christ post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 04, 2007, 10:35:00 PM
Okay, what sort of ale do you prefer instead :mrgreen:?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 04, 2007, 10:40:50 PM
Ginger Ale?

Last just kidding Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 04, 2007, 10:49:32 PM
OK, no more beer.  Try any good new rum lately? :mrgreen:



Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 04, 2007, 10:52:51 PM
Again, give him some ADH to get over the alc.

Last yeastless post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 04, 2007, 10:58:41 PM
you guys think you're soooo  funny.

we'll see whose laughing once I become an alcoholic because of subliminal messages you guys unintentionally sent me.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 04, 2007, 11:16:34 PM
Oh my... perhaps we'd better enforce over-21 age limits in all areas where alcohol is discussed.


Last Post ;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 04, 2007, 11:26:29 PM
or you could S.T.F.U. about alcohol.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 04, 2007, 11:38:32 PM
Heh, but I recall that I've been slacking on Alcohol of the Month, and it has nothing to do with alcoholic beverage drinking (usually).


But instead I'll sit on my SFA with the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 04, 2007, 11:45:02 PM
Qwerty! Watch that language, young man!

Last because nooooone else here says such things  ;) :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 05, 2007, 12:37:08 AM
Quote from: The Qok, seriously. can you guys, all of you guys, try to go ONE DAY, without talking about beer?

I can't help it... I just love it so much... ;)

Quote from: Qwertywe'll see whose laughing once I become an alcoholic because of subliminal messages you guys unintentionally sent me.

We're just acting as role models here. We're scaring you off, by making a negative example of what people might become when they use alcohol. We're actually doing quality educational work...

Quote from: AggieOh my... perhaps we'd better enforce over-21 age limits in all areas where alcohol is discussed.

You want to ban the minors from all the discussion on the forum? :mrgreen:

Last too much quoting made me thirsty Post

;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 05, 2007, 12:49:01 AM
Let's ban bad words, starting with A.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 05, 2007, 12:56:27 AM
I think Monday is a bad word.

Can we ban it?


Last replace all weekdays with Saturday Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 05, 2007, 01:33:45 AM
yeah, well no one else here is a surly teenager surrounded by a bunch of beer swiling foreigners.

hell, I'm tame with you people.

last can't go giving you all heart attacks now,c an I? post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 05, 2007, 01:39:10 AM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 05, 2007, 01:33:45 AM
yeah, well no one else here is a surly teenager surrounded by a bunch of beer swiling foreigners.


Hey, I've been that teenager!  Don't think you're too special (OK, yer a bit special).  :mrgreen:


Last a drink a day keeps the heart attacks away Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 05, 2007, 01:41:13 AM
yes, but I still have my youth, unlike you, easily unsettled, beer-swilling hockey nuts.

okay, that's just Agujjie.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 05, 2007, 01:46:18 AM
Mah, youth is relative, and you only have me on beer-swilling out o' that list.  It takes a LOT of beers to unsettle me.  ;)


Last 2-2 LP rally Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 05, 2007, 01:47:43 AM
Well, I guess that if we wanna get technical, I should ban myself too, then.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 05, 2007, 01:50:17 AM
Mmmmm...... bahn mi.....
(http://www.holyshitake.com/images/banhmi/banhmi.jpg)
The problem is that we're not talking enough about food, I think.


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 05, 2007, 01:51:09 AM
Food, eh?

CAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 05, 2007, 01:54:02 AM
Do you want a corner piece?

(http://www.bakersedge.com/images/home_PanAnim.gif) (http://www.bakersedge.com/)




Last hungry Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on September 05, 2007, 01:58:05 AM
Wow! That's a-maze-ing!

And if the cake is made of a certain type of grain, it could be a-maize-ing, too!

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 05, 2007, 02:02:51 AM
dude, corners are the worst part. at least in brownies.

too cruchny

not enough metly melty lovely lovely.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 05, 2007, 02:16:45 AM
Yah, but this cooks quicker, so you don't have to crunchify the corners as much to get all set up and chewy in the middle.

In any case, I never ate brownies when I was a kid.



Last so hungry - gotta eat Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 05, 2007, 03:13:10 AM
Hey Q, not all foreigners here drink beer.

Last or at least not as much as we should ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 05, 2007, 06:20:49 AM
Just catching another mid-skewering Last Post. 


It's gotta get DONE tonight.


Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 05, 2007, 10:45:00 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 05, 2007, 03:13:10 AM
Hey Q, not all foreigners here drink beer.

That includes me as is well known. I am just bloodthirsty (where did I put that axe again?)
Having reached the lower spammer Olympus with this
Last 5000th Post
I think I can relax a bit and get a bit more serious and less frantic (but still without significant amounts of alcohol).
In other words: from now on I don't mind, if e.g. Kiyo or Qwerty overtake me.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 05, 2007, 11:15:22 AM
Quote from: Qyeah, well no one else here is a surly teenager surrounded by a bunch of beer swiling foreigners.

At your age, I've been lurking around pubs and surrounded by beer swilling people I know. :mrgreen:

Just keep your hands from the booze for now, you have time... If you get across some booze around here, just pass it along to me, I'll keep you safe from the demon of alcohol, they call me the alcohol-exorcist... :P

And let's have some cake...


Last cakelicious Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 05, 2007, 11:55:42 AM
Rum cake, cake with sparkling wine (Sekttorte) or with eggnogg?

Last that's called dry alcoholism Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 05, 2007, 01:16:56 PM
Or liquor filled chocolates?

Last chocoholic Post 
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 05, 2007, 03:01:55 PM
Well  you can all have last post envy if you want
it is style that counts

5000??? how time does fly!!!


last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 05, 2007, 03:13:31 PM
Y'all DO know he's trained the Squidlings to switch off at the keyboard and take the


Last Post

right?



(congrats, Swato ;) )
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 05, 2007, 03:54:38 PM
While looking under the desk and under the keyboard for traces of squidlings

bravely says


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 05, 2007, 05:49:37 PM
Training the (http://www.doenerhaus.net/images/doenertier.jpg) to do it is not yet successful.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 05, 2007, 07:45:50 PM
Kiyo, at least where you lived it was legal.

I'll never drink much untill after college. even if it's legal while i'm still in college it seems like it'd be a bad idea to become an alcoholic, even then.

maybe some, but moderation. and by then I won't have any habit, so I should be fine.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 05, 2007, 07:53:42 PM
Quote from: QwertyKiyo, at least where you lived it was legal.

It wasn't, but nobody cared. If you wanted to get alcohol or cigarettes at the age of 13/14, you could easily. It's more difficult now, than it used to be, but it's still no problem for those who really wants to get it.

On a sidenote, I don't think it's too bad drinking alcohol, but in moderation. I might sound like an alcoholic from time to time, but I really am not. But, from my own experience, if you don't get your training while young, it might get problematic in the future... :P

I'll explain - I had a business meeting with some people (they were vegetarians and not used to alcohol at all). At the end of the meeting, we had a toast to "seal" the deal and they were all dead drunk after one-two glasses of wine... Quite a business faux-pas, if you ask me...

But hey, don't get this as an initiation to make you drink. Take your time, you have plenty of it. I was just trying to say, that one glass of wine from time to time isn't bad. Getting drunk every night at the age of 14 is.


Last educational Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 05, 2007, 08:04:04 PM
Take your own pace Q, but Kiyo is right, unless you're planning never to take a drink, is important to learn how to, ideally with (responsible) adult supervision.

On other subject, did somebody surpass the 5000 barrier lately?  :o

Last should we congratulate or chastise? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 05, 2007, 08:09:04 PM
I've almost forgot, congrats Swato on breaking the 5000...


Last you little spammer, you Post


:mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 05, 2007, 10:48:47 PM
I would say i've taught Swato well, but I didn't really do anything, and he was 3rd/4th place back in the day anyway.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 05, 2007, 11:01:54 PM
On related news, at this rate I will surpass my post count at omnia here.

Last I'm on my waaaay... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 05, 2007, 11:18:03 PM
That's great...

Does that mean you love us more than you used to? :mrgreen:


Last once again, I just love everyone Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 05, 2007, 11:38:28 PM
OK, instead of boosting my account, let's now concentrate on bringing this thread up to 10000.
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 05, 2007, 11:40:53 PM
Yes!  And ahead of that drattedly easy Word Association Game.


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 05, 2007, 11:42:57 PM
I don't think we'll ever get in front of the Word Association Game...

Unless all people start posting here and nobody over there..

Last which is impossible IMO Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 05, 2007, 11:45:09 PM
I have been doing this for a couple of weeks now. ;)
But I won't be much help soon.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 05, 2007, 11:46:28 PM
Even picture association did not lure enough people away from word.
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 05, 2007, 11:51:11 PM
WAG is so quick-fire that it's hard to resist.  Yet I still manage to free-associate about 3 words ahead most of the time and then have to retrace. ;D


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 05, 2007, 11:53:34 PM
Picture association often throws up the picture one wants to associate a new to and there is a tendency toward sequences (cars, helicopters) because nobody finds a logical way to get away.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 05, 2007, 11:55:42 PM
Now, that sounds like a challenge, you know.  Maybe I should play.


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 06, 2007, 12:16:05 AM
hmm, surpassing Omnia post count?

*counts*

Oh HELL

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 06, 2007, 01:03:59 AM
Fortunately we have no numerically dependent ranks here.
Last not in mood for prophet rank Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 06, 2007, 01:12:38 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on September 06, 2007, 01:03:59 AM
Fortunately we have no numerically dependent ranks here.
Last not in mood for prophet rank Post

That's the main reason I haven't got the Omnia account eliminated. ;) 
I also made sure to remove the 'false' bit before leaving.


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 06, 2007, 01:22:43 AM
Legacies are important. Figured I'd leave mine there.

and then resurrect it later :P

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 06, 2007, 01:25:36 AM
For me, my old character is dead...

I've got used to not being singidunum, but being Kiyo...

I somehow prefer that character...


Last characteristic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 06, 2007, 01:29:26 AM
I was Qwertyuipasd long before Omnia, and I'll be him long after it.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 06, 2007, 01:31:31 AM
Until you get to a place where there is already one...  :mrgreen:

Last so the challenge is to leave WAG untouched? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 06, 2007, 01:33:42 AM
I never was Qwertyuipasd and I think I'll never be...


Last there's only one Q Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 06, 2007, 01:36:36 AM
if theres another Qwertyuiopasd, I just pick one of my many and fabulous nicknames.

Qwertmiester, the Q, anything else Sibling Chatty has ever called me :P

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 06, 2007, 01:40:45 AM
His Excellency Q the Great...


Last just posting, nothing else Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 06, 2007, 01:47:01 AM
Dread Lord Qwertyuiopasd, your Lord and Master.


last you think I could pull off "Jeffrey L. Winstanley, proprieter of goods and services?" post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 06, 2007, 01:56:39 AM
I bow before you your highness....


(and snatch the last post...)


Last distraction Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 06, 2007, 01:59:07 AM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 06, 2007, 01:47:01 AM
Dread Lord Qwertyuiopasd, your Lord and Master.


last you think I could pull off "Jeffrey L. Winstanley, proprieter of goods and services?" post

Too long, the second part would have to go into the tag.
Last Post of mine for this evening.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 06, 2007, 02:03:26 AM
well it just started recently. I'd be like

WIN!

...Stanley

Friend: What?

me: Winstanley. Jeffrey L. Winstanley. Proprietor of Goods and Services

and thus beganeth the Jeffrey.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 06, 2007, 02:05:24 AM
Jeffrey - sound more like the name of a butler than the one of a big Lord...



Last the gardener did it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 06, 2007, 02:09:52 AM
Qwertyuipasd is the Lord

Jeffrey is simply a mild mannered General Store Proprietor.

note the fact that he's Mild Mannered, and they're both me.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 06, 2007, 02:28:11 AM
But they don't have the Last Post...

I do though, the humble servant...


Last :P Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 06, 2007, 02:39:07 AM
Humble servant, do some humbly servantly things.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 06, 2007, 02:39:53 AM
Like humbly easing you of the burden of the Last Post?

No problem..


Last humble Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 06, 2007, 02:41:15 AM
Very funny.

TIME FOR SERFDOM!


hmm, maybe I'm getting a little extreme.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 06, 2007, 02:42:36 AM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 06, 2007, 01:25:36 AM
For me, my old character is dead...

I've got used to not being singidunum, but being Kiyo...

I somehow prefer that character...

Heh, but you never know when ol' Singidunum might be needed

Last mad monk Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 06, 2007, 02:43:37 AM
well, aren't we right on time.

Never a shortage of Alcoholics here. Nope.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 06, 2007, 03:20:57 AM
Now I'm thirsty

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 06, 2007, 03:25:54 AM
dude, I've been thirsty since I had those two root beers a while ago.

um...
yeah.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 06, 2007, 03:31:53 AM
Thirsty too....   hmmm...  no beer.


Last GROG TIME! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 06, 2007, 03:49:05 AM
I got chocolate milk.

BEKUZ I AM T3H GOOD LITTL BOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

last I drinks mah ovaltine post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 06, 2007, 03:50:57 AM
He, I got Bailey's but now I want something else...

Last any suggestions? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 06, 2007, 03:57:54 AM
Barq's

BARQ'SBARQ'SBARQ'SBARQ'S!

last food for the tormented soul post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 06, 2007, 03:59:10 AM
I have a suggestion. We've got loads of threads going just like this one. Inconsequential snippets of often inter-topical nonentities. So we don't really need this thread. So, in US speak, butt out you all and let's make this post of mine the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 06, 2007, 04:04:24 AM
Like Hell!

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 06, 2007, 04:14:16 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 06, 2007, 03:50:57 AM
He, I got Bailey's but now I want something else...

Last any suggestions? Post

Grog, grog, grog!

But I have some Amarula if you like......



Last 40, 40, 42 hours to go.... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 06, 2007, 04:49:47 AM
Someone on a Ramones kick?

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 06, 2007, 05:03:44 AM
All so predictable.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 06, 2007, 05:15:05 AM
hm, I don't know enough classic rock.

las BLINDED BY THE LIGHT! SHOOK UP LIKE A DOUCHE AND... something post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 06, 2007, 05:16:35 AM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 06, 2007, 04:49:47 AM
Someone on a Ramones kick?

last post


Yah, but not a math kick.  That should be 54 hours now.

:P


Last lol, you misheard the same lyrics I did Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 06, 2007, 05:18:20 AM
misheard? are they intended to be ANYTHING?

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 06, 2007, 05:25:31 AM
Hey, rally-post...  but I gotta go to bed EARLY tonight.

Last 2 - 2 Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 06, 2007, 05:34:32 AM
Early. lol.

yeah.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 06, 2007, 05:36:22 AM
Not even 11 here.... that's 4 hours earlier than last night.


Last I don't feel like Chicken Tonight, like Chicken Tonight Post


Hey Q - were you old enough to eat Chicken Tonight?

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 06, 2007, 11:20:12 AM
Approachinh half past 12 and just passed one hour of net presence. Time to check the (physical) mailbox.

Last postman rarely rings twice Post

Btw, this thread has less posts than word association but clearly leads in views.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 06, 2007, 12:11:49 PM
Quote from: AggieHeh, but you never know when ol' Singidunum might be needed

That's a different singidunum. That's the Mad Monk of the Sea Singidunum... :P


Last madly insanely crazy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 06, 2007, 12:21:38 PM
Second hour passed, time to leave.
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 06, 2007, 01:05:20 PM
Just the Last Post...

Nothing more...


Last pOST
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 06, 2007, 01:30:26 PM
Humble, simple, toady:

Last Post

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 06, 2007, 02:15:03 PM
starting early today I see

oh well at least Q is at school(possibly Alpaca as well) -whom else?

so I might get to treasure this

Last Post for a bit anyway
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 06, 2007, 02:18:25 PM
I'm not at work yet. :mrgreen:



Last not that it usually stops me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 06, 2007, 02:28:18 PM
I' home as well...

I'm just not in the mood to leave the appartment - it's 10oC outside and raining since yesterday morning.

Hate weather like that. Especially when it's supposed to be warm and sunny (I mean, it's only September, not November yet)


Last hate rain Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 06, 2007, 02:32:28 PM
Perhaps all those crazy loons talking about global warming were wrong all this time...

Last snark-snark Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 06, 2007, 02:33:09 PM
The loons are used to the cold weather.  We haven't been getting as much snow over the last two decades. ;)


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 06, 2007, 02:34:46 PM
Rain here today- but not cool or cold at all

sort of liquid humidity


Lastnow I have to go to the frickin bank-I'd rather have a root canal Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 06, 2007, 02:48:46 PM
Oooh, but here in sunny Florida I can't tell the difference with or without global warming... yet! (is as hot as usual  :puke: )


Last mmm, what will it be levies or underwater in 50 years from now? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 06, 2007, 03:00:44 PM
those of you in Florida should start on those gills like now!
while you do that

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 06, 2007, 03:39:14 PM
At least I'm planning on a scuba certification.

Last underwater Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 06, 2007, 05:36:01 PM
went to the bank
bad
as usual

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 06, 2007, 05:40:36 PM
Have been going to the bank too much lately....  ::)


Last but it's to be expected Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 06, 2007, 05:55:56 PM
There is plenty of gold, so I am told, in the bank of Sacramento.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 06, 2007, 07:28:20 PM
But not so much palladium in the Bank of Nova Scotia. ;)


Last Pdst
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 06, 2007, 11:41:45 PM
I don't even bother going to the bank anymore...

Had to take a loan to be able to pay for school, they might want some money from me if I go there... :mrgreen:


Last why isn't anyone playing the picture games anymore? I'm bored Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 06, 2007, 11:44:23 PM
Heh, I never started playing the picture games....  I missed one favorite number in the counting game, and am waiting for 666.


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 07, 2007, 12:11:56 AM
But what if someone is faster than you with the 666?

Or you miss it while away?


Last hypothetical Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 07, 2007, 12:32:49 AM
Quality not Quantity.

Last picture-plea Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 07, 2007, 12:38:05 AM
I'm all about quality...

If not, I'd have over 8000 posts by now... :P


Last or be banned from this site for spamming Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 07, 2007, 01:02:58 AM
Hah! Why do you think Alpaca posted those New Rules?

Last provoking fights for personal amusement Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 07, 2007, 01:07:09 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on September 07, 2007, 01:02:58 AM
Hah! Why do you think Alpaca posted those New Rules?

To improve his post count?


Last just guessing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 07, 2007, 01:09:31 AM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 07, 2007, 01:07:09 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on September 07, 2007, 01:02:58 AM
Hah! Why do you think Alpaca posted those New Rules?

To improve his post count?

Pure pre-emptive evil I am sure. But ask him ;D

Last wooden spoon Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 07, 2007, 01:19:17 AM
I won't ask him, what if it's against the rules?

:mrgreen:


Last it could be considered as an attack Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 07, 2007, 01:24:05 AM
True, it might be spamming if you asked him more than once. Or twice. mmm, maybe more than three times. Unless he likes being asked. Yeh, maybe he is just waiting and hoping to be asked.

Last never second guess anyone else Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 07, 2007, 01:40:01 AM
but should we risk it?


Last risky business Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 07, 2007, 01:53:18 AM
We risk spamming every moment. What's one more risk?

Last last post type Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 07, 2007, 01:53:49 AM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 07, 2007, 12:11:56 AM
But what if someone is faster than you with the 666?

Or you miss it while away?


Last hypothetical Post

I already missed the bus once...
(http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/2281/0340sd5.jpg)

so that's pretty likely.


Last Pots
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 07, 2007, 03:14:53 AM
I wouldn't got into that bus

Last because I have no clue where it's going Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 07, 2007, 06:40:51 AM
What's so special about it anyway?

Just curious, not good with numbers...


Last I hate being awake this early Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 07, 2007, 10:31:23 AM
It contains the magical 42.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 07, 2007, 01:42:49 PM
Ahh! The Deep Thought Express!

Last where are the mice? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 07, 2007, 02:13:43 PM
The lion ate them...


Last I'm hungry Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 07, 2007, 02:18:06 PM
Wrong thread.

Last besides, it was the elephant Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 07, 2007, 02:28:06 PM
All hail the guradians of the

last post

(quality is good if one has it-- but quantity has is good points as well)
oh who am I kidding- I just like to up my post count ;D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 07, 2007, 02:28:44 PM
It was of cause the nightingale (and not the lark)

Last hastivibracean Post

Cool scene that:
http://blog.affenheimtheater.de/2007/09/05/shoot-em-up-sex-em-up/
Warning: slightly adult material
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 07, 2007, 02:50:54 PM
I want to see that movie!


Last Monica Belucci Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 07, 2007, 03:28:01 PM
If you wanna see a movie-
check out the Franco Zeffirellies version of R&J from 1968(if somehow you've missed it thusfar)

"Wilt thou be gone? it is not yet near day. It was the nightingale, and not the lark, that pierced the fearful hollow of thine ear. Nightly she sings on yon pomgranate tree. Believe me, love, it was the nightingale."

Olivia Hussey!

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 07, 2007, 04:38:09 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on September 07, 2007, 02:28:44 PM
http://blog.affenheimtheater.de/2007/09/05/shoot-em-up-sex-em-up/
Warning: slightly adult material
That was a subtle one  :mrgreen:

Last  :o :o :o Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 07, 2007, 04:53:25 PM
S'more slightly adult material (bear with the first bit for the kids):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AuRkpHNOvw


Last Jollibee FTW! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 07, 2007, 05:14:26 PM
Last want to see what all the fuss is about but can's because I'm at workPost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 07, 2007, 06:14:35 PM
Should be safe for work, unless there's a ban on fully-costumed fast food mascots dry-humping. ;)


It's suggestive rather than explicit.



Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 07, 2007, 07:45:24 PM
It's hilarious!

Last but may hurt certain sensibilities  ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 07, 2007, 08:08:16 PM
Thsi on the other hand should be wholesome fun suitable for even the most tender lil ones ;)
http://blog.affenheimtheater.de/2007/08/30/the-butt-biting-bug/

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 07, 2007, 08:09:21 PM
That Jollibee video apparently caused quite an uproar...



Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 07, 2007, 11:16:19 PM
And now for something completely different

Last pythonesque Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 08, 2007, 12:14:47 AM
Mine, mine, mine, mine ,mine.

Glad we've clarified that.

Last Thank you and good night Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 08, 2007, 12:54:33 AM
The night is young here, so

Last Post!

:mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 08, 2007, 12:56:39 AM
AHHHHH!   I'm glad I've left everything to the last minute to prevent me from going totally crazy....



Last 12 hours 'till plane-time Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 08, 2007, 01:01:36 AM
Are there butterflies in your stomach?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 08, 2007, 01:09:29 AM
Nope.  Too cold for them now, so I had to make due with all the flying aphids buzzing about.


Actually, not nervous at all.  I'd be impatient if I didn't have things to get done still. ;D


Last and Last Posting on my breaks Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 08, 2007, 01:21:41 AM
We should help keep you busy, so I shall relieve you of the

Last time-wasting Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 08, 2007, 02:23:33 AM
Ach, now I have to spend my meager time taking it back. ;)



Last Oh noes! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 08, 2007, 02:26:20 AM
I'll be kind and let you keep it for a bit.

Oh !

Last can't work out how to do that Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 08, 2007, 02:44:25 AM
* sigh *   Work, work work. ;)




Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 08, 2007, 02:50:52 AM
It is just a little work now.

Last the hard work comes later Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 08, 2007, 03:08:19 AM
My first day of work. Hooray for income!

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 08, 2007, 03:31:40 AM
Congratulations!

Last can I order a cappuccino please? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 08, 2007, 03:48:24 AM
Sure. :D

Last e-cappuccino Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 08, 2007, 08:51:00 AM
Umm....  quad iced espresso please?


Last Sleep?  Sleep is for wussies. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 08, 2007, 09:58:33 AM
I'm not drinking ever again......


Last I'm hung over and tired post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 08, 2007, 11:00:14 AM
Don't get dehydrated as well as depressed
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 08, 2007, 02:07:55 PM
No depression, just tired...


Last nothing more to say Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 08, 2007, 02:25:46 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 08, 2007, 09:58:33 AM
I'm not drinking ever again......


Last I'm hung over and tired post

why do I think this is  :quest: ?
Drink lots of water and if you are too down then let us know and we will find someway of tickling you until you are better

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 08, 2007, 02:33:10 PM
Drink tea and increase the rum fraction over time.
E.g. make a large pot of tea and replace any tea poured out with rum.
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 08, 2007, 02:35:22 PM
Tea is good!

"Help! I have a rule 10 issue!"


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 08, 2007, 02:37:51 PM
Do you mean"Rule 10: Be forgiving of other people's mistakes"? ;)

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The cell phone is booby-tarpped btw. Any unauthorised user will be attacked by blue-footed boobies.
For the legasthenics and illiterates: Those are not carriers of large boobs.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 08, 2007, 04:13:28 PM
I just have issues.

Last support contraceptives for issues Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 08, 2007, 04:20:40 PM
garlic necklaces keep vampires and other knockuppers away ;)
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 08, 2007, 04:30:17 PM
that Swato is truly wise
and a smart arse too

(and yes please forgive me my mistakes)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 08, 2007, 04:39:12 PM
Indeed.

Last Post, Anthro.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 08, 2007, 04:59:36 PM
Actually the garlic joke is just an adaption from a Donald Duck cartoon ("It may keep vampires away but also good friends").

Last ignore your teeth and they will go away Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 08, 2007, 05:40:11 PM
Who has been eating garlic?

I thought there was a strange smell in the hallway...


Last it's coming from the lab Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 08, 2007, 06:44:49 PM
Now I want garlic bread rolls.

Last curse you, Kiyo! ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 08, 2007, 09:11:27 PM
Garlic bread rolls...

I could use one as well...


Last fogot to do grocery shopping today and my fridge is empty Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 08, 2007, 09:18:53 PM
Better, the rolls can be accompanying a nice lasagna and decent red wine.

Last I'm really hungry now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 08, 2007, 09:37:05 PM
Sans wine, that sounds awesome.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 08, 2007, 09:59:06 PM
Why is it, then whenever I'm hungry and have nothing to eat at the moment, all the talk around here is about food?


Last cake Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 08, 2007, 11:13:02 PM
Yes, the internet can't provide for everything :(
(http://www.henning-schoettke.de/archiv/images/11taobe.gif)
http://www.henning-schoettke.de/archiv/images/11taobe.gif
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----
translation of the captions:
I find all those things you have told me about computers pretty impressive, Dr. Libido!
But I don't think that they can replace humans in all areas.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 09, 2007, 12:03:48 AM
Not immediately nor necessarily for free: you can buy your food/drinks online and also find the recipes.

Last no immediate reward Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 09, 2007, 12:24:02 AM
recipes without raw materials are pretty useless except, if one wants to feed avatars

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 09, 2007, 01:09:04 AM
Need beer to feed myself...


Last or at least a piece of bread Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 09, 2007, 02:06:43 AM
Beer to feed?

Last it wouldn't be so worrying if you had said 'blood' Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 09, 2007, 03:25:46 AM
Indeed.

I need more RAM for my computer. Or a new computer. Or better yet, a new laptop.

Last must go find pcclub.com Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 09, 2007, 04:02:00 AM
RAM helps, or reinstalling the system (it will feel like new) but if you decide to buy a new computer or laptop, under no circumstance buy one with Windows Vista.

Last it is the worst OS I have had the aggravation to deal with Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 09, 2007, 10:43:37 AM
As far as performance is concerned it is a downward spiral since DOS. Why is office software 10 years old less detrimental to mental health than the stuff we have to use now?

Last and why are the "help" files now larger than my first harddisc Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 09, 2007, 12:07:29 PM
I blame the government. According to the film I watched last night they killed Alan Turing off long before his work was completed.

Last anti-homophobia Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 09, 2007, 01:48:20 PM
Quote from: ZonoBeer to feed?

Well, beer is liquid bread after all...


Last I could us a sandwich (two beers and one more) now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 09, 2007, 05:00:17 PM
Jeez, Kiyo.


I refuse to have Vista. REFUSE. I will either ask for Linux to be installed (I want Red Hat or Ubuntu) or I will do it myself. Either way is cool with me.


Last forget Microsoft Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 09, 2007, 05:08:32 PM
Give Gates no chance ;D
(http://www.janko.at/Humor/Microsoft/Gib%20Gates%20keine%20Chance.jpg)
http://www.janko.at/Humor/Microsoft/Gib%20Gates%20keine%20Chance.jpg

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 09, 2007, 05:16:13 PM
:ROFL:
See, there's an issue with that. It suggests that it will even have a chance to get in the disk drive.
It won't.


Last Trojan man! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 09, 2007, 05:24:25 PM
Drat, the sheep is copy protected.
(http://www.blacksheep.ch/vbs/adf_data/november_04/kopierschutz1.jpg)
http://www.blacksheep.ch/vbs/adf_data/november_04/kopierschutz1.jpg

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 09, 2007, 07:26:28 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on September 09, 2007, 10:43:37 AMLast and why are the "help" files now larger than my first harddisc Post

You should see the MSDN help files you get with Visual Studio, A DVD's worth or more. Mind you, if you also have to code for Solaris and Linux like me it's a pleasant change to have some accurate documentation beyond a scrappy man page.

My problem with Vista is I can't find a laptop certified good enough (Vista Premium Ready) to do the stuff I want (XAML, Silverlight, Aero Glass 3-D graphics etc).

Last will I retire before the hardware catches up Post

P.S.  my first hard disk was 20Mb.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 10, 2007, 12:47:52 AM
Running on XP...


Last I didn't know what to say, so I just said something Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 10, 2007, 09:47:15 AM
My first harddisk was 20 MB too. I was unable to exhaust it in 5.5 years without ever deleting any file to my knowledge.
Then some part in the PC failed and it was too obsolete to be repaired.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 10, 2007, 01:05:13 PM
My only possible motivation to get Vista would be to run DX10 games (like Crysis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crysis)) but 1. I don't have a DX10 video card yet (nor the $400 for a decent one) and 2. there is a group of hackers that is bringing DX10 to win XP (and the games will surely play better).

Last at least I have been able to run Doom 3, Quake 4, and the old Serious Sam games native in Ubuntu Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 10, 2007, 01:44:02 PM
Grandfather, what dreadful taste in games you have ;D
Could as well be Left Behind - Eternal forces (playing Satan of course) ;)

Last at my time graphics were ASCII text symbols Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 10, 2007, 02:45:48 PM
I still don't have anything to add to the conversation...


Last waiting for pizza dought to heave Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 10, 2007, 03:41:46 PM
Did anyone else ever play a game called Decathlon with ASCII text symbols ?

Last nostalgic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 10, 2007, 03:49:40 PM
No, but Rogue is still available on the net

Last the quagga hits you Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 10, 2007, 05:30:20 PM
The only memorable ASCII game I recall was a spoof of Packman.

Last I do recall more CGA games though Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 10, 2007, 08:07:52 PM
I think pacman is one of the few games that would not suffer from "just" being ASCII.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 10, 2007, 09:00:04 PM
The old DOS days are over now.

Last time to learn console commands for Linux Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 10, 2007, 09:24:26 PM
No more Quake?  Aww, sad face. :(


Actually, not being a gamer (at all) I really never played any of that.

Last wait, G S Space bar? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 10, 2007, 09:34:22 PM
Wait until someone makes affordable virtual reality headsets.

Last I've been waiting 10 years Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 10, 2007, 09:50:35 PM
I don't think that's ever going to happen. I suspect gaming design is headed in an entirely different direction.

Last predictions based entirely in my video game designer cousins Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 10, 2007, 11:41:10 PM
Quake... Doom... Wolfenstein...

Those were the days...


Last real nostalgic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 11, 2007, 12:16:17 AM
You mean like 2 years ago?

Last Ahh, the old ones! would you like to play jDoom (http://archive.doomsdayhq.com/jdoom.php)? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 11, 2007, 12:32:47 AM
Of course I mean the old ones...

I've played the new ones as well... But they just don't have the quality - I mean, Return to Castle Wolfenstein for example, it was a great game, but when I finish a game in eight hours without cheats, just not what one expects from a "modern" game...


Last I needed more than eight hours to finish the old Wolfnestein Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 11, 2007, 01:31:14 AM
Go play the best game ever (http://www.ifiction.org/games/play.phpz?cat=&game=3&mode=html)

Last you can't beat personal visualistion - modern graphics spoil the imagination Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 11, 2007, 01:33:08 AM
If I want to exercise my imagination I would read a book.

Last  :P :P :P Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 11, 2007, 01:39:17 AM
20 years and I remembered how to get into the house.......

Can I remember how not to play this game all night?

Last pathetic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 11, 2007, 01:45:26 AM
Nonsense. it doesn't have ghost pirates or pirate monkeys.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 11, 2007, 02:03:56 AM
It has grues !

Last no one knew about grues before that Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 11, 2007, 02:10:38 AM
apparently.

and most don't even know after it.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 11, 2007, 07:49:01 AM
The Last Post is mine...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 11, 2007, 08:16:24 AM
Wrong.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 11, 2007, 10:04:03 AM
And wrong again...


Last I'll get into the house eventually Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 11, 2007, 10:43:22 AM
I began that text adventure. Problem is that the location system seems to be a bit faulty. e.g. go west, go east will not necessarily bring you back where you were. An unfortunately the location description appears only the first time you go there, so one has to remember what was there. To get into the house was no trouble but I could not open the door in the living room (brute force did not work, neither did the use of cutting tools >:(. I found the grating in the forest but could not open that either. I guess the jewel egg will be used later. the canyon seemed to be a cul-de-sac too. I think I will restart :-[

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 11, 2007, 11:17:46 AM
GRIFFINZ? (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070911/ap_en_tv/tv_emmys_griffin)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 11, 2007, 02:24:56 PM
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 11, 2007, 03:39:30 PM
I would like to thank the Academy, my family ... for the obtaining of the Last Post...



Last in tears Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 11, 2007, 04:03:59 PM
just don't pole dance Britney baby

Lastjust poke my eyes out now before I see more Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 11, 2007, 05:34:42 PM
Why do I feel sorry for the honest strippers out there at the news of Paris and Britney stripping?

Last  :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 11, 2007, 07:45:13 PM
I don't know, Zono, I don't know.


I'm just an innocent, unknowing, impressionable child.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 11, 2007, 07:53:25 PM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 11, 2007, 11:17:46 AM
GRIFFINZ? (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070911/ap_en_tv/tv_emmys_griffin)

Nowt to do with me !!

Quote from: Swatopluk on September 11, 2007, 10:43:22 AM
go west, go east will not necessarily bring you back where you were. An unfortunately the location description appears only the first time you go there, so one has to remember what was there.

Actually if you have gone in one direction, the opposite direction does bring you back. (keep a little sketch). Also, experiment with language. hint "look" is useful. Another hint, if you aint got the right tools, leave til later. And another hint.... there's more in that house than you have found...... from the sound of it ;) ;)

Last I knew I couldn't resist replaying that wretched game Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 11, 2007, 08:19:04 PM
Ah,  who can forget "Mini-adventure"?

const THECOWSCOMEHOME=false;
var whatever : char;

repeat
  writeln('You are in a dark forest');
  writeln('Do you want to go (N)orth, (S)outh,(East) or (W)est?');
  readln(whatever);
until THECOWSCOMEHOME;

Last We had proper games in those days Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 11, 2007, 08:36:24 PM
I think I've found a new addiction

now which one do I replace to make room for it

not this one

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 11, 2007, 09:11:55 PM
Okay I should have looked under the rug in the living room >:(

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 11, 2007, 09:49:22 PM
Why, is the last post hidden there?


Last nope, because it's in my hands Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 11, 2007, 10:03:08 PM
Under the rug with you! ;)

No, that was about the text adventure.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 11, 2007, 10:32:55 PM
So now I am under the rug?


Whast am I doing there? Is there a beer hidden there? That would explain it...


Last gimme a beer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 11, 2007, 10:57:48 PM
Is someone too scared to go in the attic?  Did you put the rug on?

Last confuse the oponents Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 11, 2007, 11:25:31 PM
I found the nasty looking knife up there together with the rope on my first visit. I just had to find the right words to turn the lamp on (no intimacy implied).
As in almost all text adventures, the word "use" is not understood ???
I came as far as one could without looking under the rug, it seems (and Kiyo was not there).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 12, 2007, 12:20:44 AM
Glad I wasn't under the rug... Way too dusty for me...

Last and no beer there either Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 12, 2007, 12:35:04 AM
Ye awaken in they dungeon. there be a stack of hay, and a flask.

what do ye do?

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 12, 2007, 12:47:43 AM
Ye do the

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 12, 2007, 12:48:59 AM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 12, 2007, 12:35:04 AM
Ye awaken in they dungeon. there be a stack of hay, and a flask.

what do ye do?

Drink the whiskey in the flask, lie down on the hay and wait to be rescued by a beautiful princess on a white horse...


Last fairy tale

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 12, 2007, 12:53:38 AM
Ye can't get ye flask.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 12, 2007, 01:01:52 AM
take a bit of the hey - a straw - and put in bottle - drink

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 12, 2007, 01:13:03 AM
It's always good to have a practical mind around...



Last straw Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 12, 2007, 01:27:00 AM
the hay is moldy, and probably has the plague. ye die. still, ye cannot get ye flask.

las post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 12, 2007, 01:59:57 AM
I saved before death ;)  To save grues download zork1 (http://www.csd.uwo.ca/Infocom/download.html)

Last stay alive Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 12, 2007, 02:34:35 AM
"so then you have to sit there for HOURS and HOURS wondering why ye can't ye get flask"

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 12, 2007, 05:20:16 AM
Mmm, sounds thrilling...  ::) ::)

Last come on, there are better games out there Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 12, 2007, 08:55:25 AM
I seem to have no problem finding flask.  Plastic pocket (full of soju) flask for $1!


Last hello from soju land - gone again Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 12, 2007, 09:35:46 AM
I want my flask!!!!! ;D


Last hi Aggie Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 12, 2007, 11:22:42 AM
Obvious exits are North, South, and Dennis.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 12, 2007, 11:42:15 AM
I guess it is one of those "you are chained to the wall" situations.
> Search haystack for needle
I don't understand the word "haystack"
> search hay
I can't "search" the hay
> look hay
It seems to be ordinary hay
> move hay
You can't move the hay
> take hay
When you take the hay, a needle hidden in it stings your finger
> take needle
What needle?
> burn hay
It's too wet to burn
> manipulate hay
When you search through the hay, you find a needle in it
> open chain with needle
You don't have the needle
> take needle
You now have a needle
> open chain with needle
You can't do that
> look chain
There is a lock on the chain
> open lock
You can't open it that way
> open lock with needle
After some time you are able to open the lock with the needle
> take flask
You now have a flask
> look flask
It contains an oily liquid
> open door
The door is locked
> open door with needle
You can't do that
> open lock with needle
What lock?
> unlock door with needle
The needle brakes, when you try to unlock the door with it
> throw bottle against door
I do not understand the word "against"
> throw door with bottle
You can only attack the door
> attack door with bottle
A violent explosion tears the door apart.
Unfortunately you are heavily injured by the explosion
You lose 37 hitpoints
The explosion has alarmed the guards
20 heavily armed guards attack you
> attack guards with needle
You broke the needle when you tried to unlock the door
> attack guards with hay
19 of the 20 guards have acute attacks of hayfever and fall down dead
1 heavily armed gurad attacks you
You lose 12 hitpoints
Warning: You only have one hitpoint left
> kiss guard
The guard falls in love with you and you two emigrate to Los Angeles, marry and live happily ever after.
The End

and the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 12, 2007, 02:07:58 PM
I get it,
you are playing two games at once

me- I like to concentrate
I'm also really good in staring contests


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 12, 2007, 05:25:40 PM
> stab troll with needle
No one's ever tried to do that before. Are you out of your mind?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 12, 2007, 05:32:20 PM
Mmm, let's see... I'm gonna play

The Last Post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 12, 2007, 07:38:46 PM
Ok, I got a new one.


You find yourself in a room. In this room is a lucious, delicious pie just waiting to be eaten. But between you and this pie, is an orc.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 12, 2007, 09:16:14 PM
Honey Pie - The Beatles

She was a working girl
North of England way
Now she's hit the big time
In the U.S.A.
And if she could only hear me
This is what I'd say.

Honey pie you are making me crazy
I'm in love but I'm lazy
So won't you please come home.

Oh honey pie my position is tragic
Come and show me the magic
of your Hollywood song.

You became a legend of the silver screen
And now the thought of meeting you
Makes me weak in the knee.

Oh honey pie you are driving me frantic
Sail across the Atlantic
To be where you belong.

Honey pie, come back to me.

I like it like that,
Oohh, I like this kinda, hot kind of music.
Hot kind of music, play it to me,
Play it to me Hollywood blues

Will the wind that blew her boat
Across the sea
Kindly send her sailing back to me.

Honey pie you are making me crazy
I'm in love but I'm lazy
So won't you please come home.
---
Oh, wait, wasn't this the lyrics chain thread?

Last cross-threadish Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 12, 2007, 11:04:41 PM
You put on the One Ring, walk around the orc, put the pie into your inventory and walk back to your former position. While the orc is looking where the pie has gone, you can pickpocket him.

Last alternatively draw the Elder Sign on the floor, step on it and summon a shoggoth* Post

*those rarely eat pies, so it will just shred the orc.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on September 12, 2007, 11:11:41 PM
Shakes head slowly, mutters to self.  As leaving the dungeon, quietly pockets the last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 12, 2007, 11:14:44 PM
I think we (that means I) have to open a text adventure thread where I can emulate the bad parsing skills of many of them.

Last draw the pin from the grenade and throw it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 12, 2007, 11:20:10 PM
Try saying Hello Sailor....... I have the best hints :mrgreen:

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 12, 2007, 11:40:11 PM
I was raised on Animaniacs,where's it's always "heloooooo nurse!"

though I suppose there's little difference, these days.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 12, 2007, 11:49:54 PM
Too tired to get the hints at the moment or to start the adventure.

Last it will not begin in the usual dungeon cell Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 13, 2007, 12:42:38 AM
I had my 100th hug today...

Today is one of the best days I had in a while... (see the group therapy room to understand that)


Last love is in the air Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 13, 2007, 12:52:30 AM
I'm happy for you, Kiyo  :high5:

Last ahhh, those days... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 13, 2007, 12:55:51 AM
And on a sidenote:

Just had a phonecall from a friend of mine. I had a bet with another friend that the child he'll be having (his girlfriend is four months pregnant) would be a boy. I lost the bet. But I don't care. But I got invited to the wedding on Saturday...


Last this night is getting better and better Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 13, 2007, 01:04:10 AM
There is only one more thing to add

Last Post
:mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 13, 2007, 01:07:14 AM
Hey, you were 50% right Kiyo.

Last probability crisis Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 13, 2007, 01:13:09 AM
It's very improbable to mess with the probability...


Last I have no clue what I'm saying, but at least it sounded smart Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 13, 2007, 02:40:30 AM
You have to gauge in which part of the bell your probability fell ;)
(http://classes.kumc.edu/sah/resources/sensory_processing/images/bell_curve.gif)

Last remember that it isn't the same as statistics Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 13, 2007, 03:10:32 AM
What thread is this? I seem to have missed it.

the therapy one, not this one. this one is

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 13, 2007, 03:21:36 AM
If Kiyo was the only one predicting, then there weren't any others. Can we have a curve without any others?

If not, I need therapy. Take me to the therapy thread. I need therapy to find it.

Last perhaps I should just sleep Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 13, 2007, 03:36:07 AM
A curve without others would look like an pulse.

Last definitively obscene Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 13, 2007, 04:12:56 AM
How bout some negatized parabolas?

or just a pair of bolas.

bu-dump-pshhh

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 13, 2007, 05:11:09 AM
x2 + y2 = r

Last but that is just one ball... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 13, 2007, 05:14:03 AM
Nononononononononononononono!
MATH is not allowed.
Foul thing.
Don't want to take calculus, but I need it. DX

Last hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 13, 2007, 05:37:51 AM
There's nothing wrong with math.

Last I don't do Fourier series anymore but I do use the principles of series while programming from time to time Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 13, 2007, 11:23:44 AM
Quote from: QWhat thread is this? I seem to have missed it.

the therapy one

http://toadfishmonastery.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=32&topic=54.0



Last no math Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 13, 2007, 01:24:36 PM
I hate Fourier analysis, at least doing it myself by hand.

Last nothing against math in general Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 13, 2007, 01:26:22 PM
I have nothing against math either...

But I prefer not doing it...


Last lazy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 13, 2007, 03:07:32 PM
If a train leaves Boston at 9:05 pm CST traveling south at 55 miles per hour and another train leaves New York at 11:59 am EST traveling west at 75 miles per hour, what color hat is the conductor wearing?


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 13, 2007, 05:03:45 PM
You forgot all the interesting information (weight, length, average drag, torque curve of the diesel engine, and from then get the acceleration curve of the train).

Last :devil2: :devil2: :devil2: :devil2: :devil2: :devil2:  Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on September 13, 2007, 05:39:26 PM
Is it puce?With canary yellow polka dots and cyan trim?

Last colourblind and no fashion sense Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 13, 2007, 05:51:06 PM
But, you see, depending on the speed of the train and the direction the color of the hat will change.

Last relativistic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 13, 2007, 07:02:30 PM
Are there any passenger trains in that area anyway?

Last public transport is a sin Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 13, 2007, 07:15:28 PM
The trains here run so unreliably that trainspotting would actually make sense.

Last Public transportation? Here in FL? Where? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 13, 2007, 07:26:10 PM
I loathe math. I understand it (hell, I can teach what I know) , but can't do it. I always always always make some stupid little mistake along the way, and then can't figure out what it was.

Lol. I live near a city that has an amazing public transportation system. But we haven't got one.


Last who wants to ride the FART anyway? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 13, 2007, 07:54:21 PM
Math is... meh. Algebra 2... so far, not so bad, might get worse. at least I'm paying attention this time.

(me two years ago: Gee, sitting in the front of the class IS cool)

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on September 13, 2007, 08:27:09 PM
I can do accounting...

a-one.

a-two.

a-three.

a-four..


Last almost Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 13, 2007, 08:29:18 PM
1 plus 1 equals ...

Let me get a calculator for that...


Last that is how I do math Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 13, 2007, 09:32:25 PM
wahooo!!!!

SHAMELESS PLUG! (http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/96376)

:P one of my favourite piece I've made. Vote 5, even if you don't ahve an account!

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 13, 2007, 09:49:18 PM
Interesting, Mr Q. What do you use to create it?

Last do you write everything or just variation on the loops? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 13, 2007, 11:31:39 PM
I write everything with a sequencing program known as Fruity Loops.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 14, 2007, 12:29:46 AM
I used to play with FruityLoops, but wasn't as good as you at it, so I stopped.

I'm better at listening to music, than to writing it... :)


Last music is the key Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 14, 2007, 01:03:44 AM
:P I used to suck so much. but then I learned music theory.

and things actually made sense.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 14, 2007, 01:14:18 AM
I'm glad for you...

But how does that help you get the last post?


Last musical Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 14, 2007, 01:15:05 AM
um

by giving me soemthing jto respond about

not that this thread needs any topic.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 14, 2007, 01:40:35 AM
Of course it has a topic. The topic is the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 14, 2007, 05:30:18 AM
Meh! If you wanna do hardcore you'll have to write all the parts.

Last []just teasing ;)[/] Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 14, 2007, 10:24:53 AM
The only two parts I need are:

Part 1: Last
Part 2: Post


Last partial Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 14, 2007, 12:12:32 PM
How do you differentiate the Last Post? Is it continuous but not differentiable?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 14, 2007, 01:17:35 PM
this is the Last Post

therefor it is different from the last "supposed and purely hypothetical" last post

this is how a sibling may differentiate

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 14, 2007, 02:56:11 PM
According to my calculations, this is the last post...



Last and it's not hypothetical Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on September 14, 2007, 03:19:30 PM
The Last Post is a true Meromorphic function...


(hint: the defined points at which it does not exist are exactly equal to the Real World).


and Depp.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 14, 2007, 05:03:39 PM
It's the only real in Deppth thread.

Last serious Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 14, 2007, 06:34:43 PM
Ja, mer san alle a bisserl deppert!
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 14, 2007, 08:36:26 PM
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 14, 2007, 08:59:21 PM
I must protest! A post should be (at least somewhat) substantive even in the

Last Post
:mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 14, 2007, 09:12:53 PM
exactly. at least have SOME SPIRIT.

or express your apathy, if that is your preference.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 14, 2007, 10:04:54 PM
Last pointless Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 14, 2007, 10:05:36 PM
wharg. out for food time.

on my....

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 14, 2007, 10:16:55 PM
Is inanity close to insanity?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 15, 2007, 12:07:57 AM
or insanity for such sakes as to be inane.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 15, 2007, 12:14:12 AM
The Last Post must have a minimum weight. I propose 21 g. That would eman that the Last Post has a soul.
Last soulidified Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 15, 2007, 12:49:35 AM
:rofl: Just watched LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE!


Last soulless Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 15, 2007, 01:18:38 AM
Is the Last Post matter? Does the Last Post matter?

Last matter natter Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 15, 2007, 01:25:19 AM
It's energetic enough to matter
Last E=mc² Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 15, 2007, 02:49:50 AM
I find Leave Brittney Alone kind of funny, but that person is completely sincere, so that makes me kinda think.

of course, I don't see what brittney has to do with him, nor do I know why he's so upset about it.

meh, not my problem, not my entertainment.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 15, 2007, 05:13:02 AM
Me neither.
I only know anything because I read Perez Hilton, and he made a big stink about how crappy her VMA performance was (what's a VMA? I still don't know).
She's catching a lot of flack for being lifeless, fat, and lipsyncing badly.


Last celebrity gossip is hilarious) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 15, 2007, 09:32:56 AM
Well, at least she's trying...


Last at least she sings better than Paris Hilton Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 15, 2007, 11:33:22 AM
I just imagine Maria Callas rising from her grave (actually the ashes, allegedly poured into the Aegean sea) and going on a rampage against singing celebrities.
Or Vera Lynn* (still alive but not singing anymore) borrowing a Bren gun and doing the same.
Last Post


*not a top voice but with an expression that more than compensates for it :hug: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 15, 2007, 02:33:40 PM
I like my celebs of the Johnny Depp, Naveen Andrews, Levar Burton, Sean Connery, Tom Hanks, Denzel Washington, Hayden Christiansen, Nikki Sixx, Chris Farley, Michael Rosenbaum(specially doing a bald Lex Luthor), Oh god now I'm picturing Yul Brynner-Patrick Stewart ......
sorry got distracted there

what was I doing?

Last why is it so hot in herePost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 15, 2007, 03:49:16 PM
VMA is the Video Music Awards, something MTV does, methinks.

my Music teacher mentioned that, but he talked more about the difference between the preformance by Fall Out Boy and some more alt/ actual rock band. I wanna say Foo Fighters. anyway, so, it was like, 3 hours long, for each of them. and they were in seperate rooms at the same time. so it'd cut to Fall out Boy in the beginging, and they're being their usual talentless selves, and then it goes to Foo Fighters, and they're rockin'. then as it goes on, FOB gets tired and starts just sucking, while some guests have come in with the foo fighters and they're just rocking the hell out.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 15, 2007, 03:50:40 PM
Depp...

Depp...

Depp...


Last cake Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 15, 2007, 03:51:22 PM
oh god not this again....


last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 15, 2007, 03:56:05 PM
I just didn't know what to say.

So I decided to say something meaningfull...


Last meaningless Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 15, 2007, 04:00:52 PM
poooor kitty

scrolldown to the newspost (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=070904) then click next comic, and read the next news post. the sad new is in todays, but theres stuff in between. and of course you can skip all non-cat related things in the posts.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 15, 2007, 04:10:36 PM
ok help--- the latest "news" thing I could see was from the 13th about the camping chair-- what am I missing? I see from about the 4th when they found/took in the cat and then to the 13th but not anything dated today???????



last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 15, 2007, 04:54:30 PM
oh, whoops, yeah, you have to hit home on the last one to get the very latest, sorry, forgot about that.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 15, 2007, 05:09:17 PM
Don't think that the confusion you cause will prevent anyone from getting the
Last Post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 15, 2007, 05:10:43 PM
well you should at least read it, while maybe taking the post whenever necessary.

everythin in moderation, my dear swato

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 15, 2007, 05:15:59 PM
found it
feline parvo is a total smegging blasted b#$%@



Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 15, 2007, 05:35:41 PM
I was confused ans just looked at the pictures.
I did not go feline beyond the internal parasites
Last I am a rat-arsed Schwein Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 15, 2007, 06:23:26 PM
silly swato, can't follows no directions.

the pictures *are* funny, but charlie is more important :'(

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 15, 2007, 11:40:18 PM
OMG, I had totally forgotten about 8-bit theater!

Awwww, poor kitty. :( Parvo is a scary disease.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 16, 2007, 05:35:53 AM
Hey Kana, were you talking about this?
[youtube=425,350]fJqTfVFaB74[/youtube]

Last :ROFL: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 16, 2007, 12:51:14 PM
Now I'd just need a PC with both net access and sound equipment
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 16, 2007, 05:53:58 PM
yeah, that video scares me. I feel like an odd one out for not either A) laughing at it or B) supporting it.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 16, 2007, 06:25:59 PM
Well, she is a public person and she should know better.

Last she had it coming :devil2: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 17, 2007, 02:46:10 AM
I watched the original, but yes.

I actually like that one better, however.

I don't really feel bad. It's her fault, she ignored everything that was suggested to her by her handlers and trainers (sounds like a dog show, no?) and Federline left his ex and their kids for her, a serious tip off that he's a bastard.
She's in the business voluntarily, so she has to deal with the backlash.

Last why do I know this? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 17, 2007, 03:38:28 AM
Spending some time at the cash register of the supermarket?

Last gossipy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 17, 2007, 04:38:34 AM
Only to read the "Skeletons of Adam And Eve Found in Utah!" sort. They're funny.

Actually, I blame my occasional reading of Perez Hilton. He's hilarious sometimes.



Last P.S. Your beer belly is hot Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 17, 2007, 07:09:05 AM
Reclaiming for the Brits.

Last Beagle should be awake to do this Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 17, 2007, 10:15:56 AM
Beer bellies are sexy...

I'm slowly working on one...


Last too sexy for my belly Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 17, 2007, 11:06:59 AM
Have you any proof that it is the result of beer?

Last high caloric Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 17, 2007, 01:30:50 PM
Quote from: Kanaloa the Squidly on September 17, 2007, 04:38:34 AM
P.S. Your beer belly is hot
How did you...? OMG!!! I've been stalked!

Last remotely Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 17, 2007, 05:58:29 PM
"Will that appendectomy scar be visible", the young girl asked the doctor. "Depends on you.", he answered

Last bellydancing makes me dizzy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 17, 2007, 06:07:56 PM
A fetish for scars, Swato?

Last or for belly dancers? Post  :D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 17, 2007, 06:12:37 PM
Up till now I have seen only ladies post pension age doing belly dances on church feasts.
Does that count as perversion?
No axe wielders yet.
Last that will be my part Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 17, 2007, 06:17:14 PM
Perversion on their part.
:o :mrgreen:

Last the one I saw was younger (late 20s or early 30s) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 17, 2007, 06:23:36 PM
AGEISM !!

Disgusting.

Last you should not be surprised what old folk get up to Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 17, 2007, 07:28:51 PM
You asked about my perversions!

Old joke:
In Moscow the first strip local is opened but the success with tourists is low.
The management discusses the reasons:
The food is good
The vodka is good (both were praised)
Can't be the dancers either. We hired noone with less than 50 years reliable party membership.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 17, 2007, 07:48:24 PM
bwahahahaaa

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 17, 2007, 08:40:03 PM
mwahahahaha


Last repeating differently Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 17, 2007, 09:09:59 PM
gwahahahahahaaa

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 17, 2007, 09:58:08 PM
Huh?

Last rolling on the floor... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 17, 2007, 11:20:19 PM
bwah?

last maniacal... bewilderment? post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 17, 2007, 11:36:13 PM
Eww.

Disturbing joke.



Last that's hot Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 18, 2007, 12:37:40 AM
Damnit, I lost the game.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 18, 2007, 01:26:38 AM
Well, now you lost it.

Last and the game too  :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 18, 2007, 01:53:29 AM
we better put this conversation down before it even learns about hydrophobia.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 18, 2007, 02:25:19 AM
Teach 'em hydroponics.

Last something new to learn Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 18, 2007, 02:59:07 AM
Why is this thread called a Game?

Doesn't seem like a game to me.

Last games aren't what they used to be Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 18, 2007, 03:28:25 AM
Rufus: "Things are not what they used to be...."

Grunt: (far away) "YAAAAA!!!!!! CARAVAN!!! HERE COMES A CARAVAN!!!!! YAAA!!!!! HEEEEREEEE COOOOMMESSS A CAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAA-AAAAAARAAAAAA-AAAAAAVAAAAAA-AAAA-AAAAA-AAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!!"

last what tis it, that we do now? post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 18, 2007, 04:13:53 AM
It is so full of energy...  ::)

Last so, where were we? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 18, 2007, 11:26:08 AM
Brigands: "he's right, what do we do??!?!"

Rufus: "may I remind you gentlemen. when in doubt, consult the brigands... 'and book....."

Brigands: "The booooookk.... the boooooooook."

Rufus: (reading) "caaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaavaaaaaaan.... Caravan! ehumh..... CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

last chaaarge! post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 18, 2007, 02:02:10 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on September 18, 2007, 02:59:07 AM
Why is this thread called a Game?

Doesn't seem like a game to me.

Last games aren't what they used to be Post

We hunt the Last Post, so it must be game
Last we just haven't decided on the size yet Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 18, 2007, 02:46:21 PM
we'll I've managed to bag it so

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 18, 2007, 05:26:02 PM
Not for long

Last  :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 18, 2007, 07:01:35 PM
and once again

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 18, 2007, 07:42:17 PM
one, twice, nice.

"I asked you once
I asked you twice
I asked real nice
would you please leave me... alone.
alone
please just go
please just go"

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on September 18, 2007, 08:38:00 PM
OK. I'm going


but I'm taking



The Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 18, 2007, 08:42:29 PM
Going where?

Last inquisitive Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 18, 2007, 08:48:50 PM
while you all have been playing silly games. I've been involved in more lofty persuits (and no it does not involve stalking Kiyo- cutie that he is)-- I'm going to start charging a dollar for everytime I tell everyone how cute he is.

Anyway.

I've invited someone new
here is the facebook acount of this entity-- you might remember said entity from TOP

http://fsu.facebook.com/profile.php?id=5233608
I think they might fit in here nicely.


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 18, 2007, 09:01:35 PM
rings a bell, but I'd need a username.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 18, 2007, 09:39:54 PM
I only see his name (which doesn't tell me much).

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 18, 2007, 11:06:23 PM
dud zono, we said like, the same thing. lollerz.

blearg!


last I don't feel so gud post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 18, 2007, 11:57:52 PM
Sorry, have no authority to see that page and do not intend to open an account.
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 19, 2007, 12:00:00 AM
tomorrow be Talk Like A Pirate Day!

last ARRRRRRRR (http://hs.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=513650752872&oid=2252460527) post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 19, 2007, 12:24:18 AM
As I said, can't see that.
But I just found this:
(http://cagle.com/working/070917/wheeler.gif)
http://cagle.com/working/070917/wheeler.gif
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 19, 2007, 12:37:08 AM
yarr, Oi be so pepped for TLAPD!

yarr harrr

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 19, 2007, 12:40:29 AM
Quote from: anthroand no it does not involve stalking Kiyo- cutie that he is)-- I'm going to start charging a dollar for everytime I tell everyone how cute he is.

*blush*

Thanks. I feel honoured. :hug:


I've been a little busy past few days and feel very tired now. Just taking the Last Post and will go try get some sleep.


Last more hugs for anthro Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 19, 2007, 12:51:24 AM
Yarr, Oi been talkin' loike a pirate for the last seven minutes, and it feels bloody great!

YARRR

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 19, 2007, 01:33:18 AM
Talkin' to yerself, Qwoirty? :D
Laaaarghst Poist
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 19, 2007, 02:05:06 AM
Hardly, me hearty.

mostly talkin' on AIM and then admitably to myself, but only fer practice fer tomARRRRow

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 19, 2007, 03:11:12 AM
I'm screaming at my computer as usual.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 19, 2007, 05:04:03 AM
Does it give you relief?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 19, 2007, 10:04:02 AM
Arrrrrrrr, g'mornin' t'ye, bucaners and swabbies alike.

Oi  be a vicious corsair and it seem a ripe day t'  be plunderin', Arrrr


last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 19, 2007, 11:37:51 AM
I usually do not insult the hardware but the software.
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 19, 2007, 01:27:14 PM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 19, 2007, 10:04:02 AM
Arrrrrrrr, g'mornin' t'ye, bucaners and swabbies alike.

Oi  be a vicious corsair and it seem a ripe day t'  be plunderin', Arrrr


last post

ye gads! it be somefin like 4am where ye is! Whot ye think ye be findin ta plunder a 4 am? ye needs ye sleep to plunder kerectly an all--basides-ye can see ta plunder when it be darkish.......

Last what in the hell are you people doing up so early?Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 19, 2007, 05:35:54 PM
Aaaaaaaargh! Oi bin plundered. Me new printer warranty "went obsolete" 3 days after they charged me credit card. Gaaaaarrrrgh! Oi kant cope wiv modern loife. Oi be off ter sum island paradise.

Last first world Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 19, 2007, 06:35:58 PM
Ahoy Griffin!
climb aboard an we shall proceed directly to the offices of said printer blagards an demands ye bounty back
failin that
we runs 'em thru wif broad sords an runs 'em up tha yard arm

LastI'm in the mood to pillage and plunder so don't push it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 19, 2007, 09:12:41 PM
Gaaaaaaaaaar!! Oi bin plundered agin. They bin an dun refunded me munney fer the obsolete warranty an charged me fer a new wun. But Oi's jest reealized ther new wun be costin moor than ther old wun. Oi thinks this outfit must be part o Scumsoft.

Last diddled Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 19, 2007, 09:15:24 PM
'twas more of the 5:30  time, aye? and Oi do go to school in suburban america.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 19, 2007, 09:20:16 PM
Aye. Don't ask me ter pay yer skool fees cos Oi culd get yer in free to Portsmouth's Pirates.

Last dun robbin'* Post

* that be a surburban reference
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 19, 2007, 10:07:54 PM
Tlap, Tlap, Tlap goes the forum...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 20, 2007, 12:41:34 AM
Aaaargh...

oooops, I'm late for the TLAPD...

Nevermind...

I love all of my siblings.....


Last love is all arounf us Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 20, 2007, 02:32:00 AM
I don't know how to TLAP  :-[

Last embarrassing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 20, 2007, 09:44:46 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 20, 2007, 02:32:00 AM
I don't know how to TLAP  :-[

Yer put yer peg leg in
Yer put yer peg leg out
Yer do the hankie pankie
An' yer shake it all abowt

Last TLAP dance Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 20, 2007, 11:12:48 AM
I'm dancing already...


Last and singing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 20, 2007, 11:37:19 AM
BLAAAAAAAHHHH

methinks i'm having a pirate-induced hangover.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 20, 2007, 11:40:18 AM
Has anyone noticed that the Last Post game has now more replies than the Word Association game?


Last we did it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 20, 2007, 11:48:08 AM
A clear act of suppression we should not associate with!
Last what about a word museum thread Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 20, 2007, 02:02:25 PM
how woudl a word museum work?


lastsomeone move Q to the side till the pirate-induced hangover subsides post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on September 20, 2007, 04:16:23 PM
You could have exhibits of all the famous words in history.

With a special reinforced display for the combat words, and a walk in refrigerated display for the lewd ones, with an age bar, like in Harry Potter.

Last realm of the ridiculous Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 20, 2007, 05:51:39 PM
An age bar like the ones Seniors frequent?

Last nonsensical Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 20, 2007, 09:01:05 PM
Just looking...


Last big kiyo is watching you Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on September 20, 2007, 09:23:44 PM
Just prodding.

Last big Lambi is poking you Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 20, 2007, 09:27:58 PM
Just... wait just a moment!

Last big Zono doesn't like being poked Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 20, 2007, 09:30:17 PM
Why? Does big Zono prefer whips?


Last and handcuffs Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 20, 2007, 09:31:50 PM
Don't project your kinkiness  ;)

Last  :o :o :o Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 20, 2007, 09:32:54 PM
I'm not projecting...

I'm just trying to have some smalltalk around here...


Last :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 20, 2007, 09:35:01 PM
Soo, you have a dungeon?

Last dungeons & dragons Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 20, 2007, 09:39:24 PM
Unfortunately not...

I just use the monastery cellars when I need a dark and humid place...


Last why do you ask? do you have one? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 20, 2007, 11:20:38 PM
Living in a 3rd floor apartment doesn't make easy to have one.

Last unless you call any room with the proper equipment in such way Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 21, 2007, 12:59:17 AM
It's so difficult to persuade the partner to make a dungeo out of a room though...

Last unless it's the partner's idea Post

:mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 21, 2007, 01:27:31 AM
I don't need persuasion

Last I simply refuse Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 21, 2007, 01:29:12 AM
A word museum would contain words and their explanation, if not obvious. The main exhibits would be words that are becoming extinct and especially bizarre words.

Although the next Pratchett is announced at amazon for next week, I walked into a big book store on my way home and already found it there (and left the shop with it leaving alas some money behind too).
I learned from one of the early chapters that "fornication" has also an architectural meaning (from fornix = arch)  ;D
Try to go into a cathedral saying, "Oh what lovely fornication up there!" :YaY:
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on September 21, 2007, 02:49:13 AM
Thats a great idea.  :mrgreen:

There is only one catch. Any consecrated ground and I turn into a pillar of balefire. The clergy get miffed if I go around scorching the lovely buildings...


Last Get out, heretic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 21, 2007, 03:47:45 AM
Heretic, or blasphemer?

Last what was that other related and often confused term? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 21, 2007, 11:48:04 AM
Infidel? That words carries its own weight in injokes in German.
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 21, 2007, 03:12:36 PM
Swato- one day you and me9and anyone else who wishes)

Rome,
sistine chapel

well tear it up


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on September 21, 2007, 04:47:31 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 21, 2007, 03:47:45 AM
Last what was that other related and often confused term? Post

Heathen?

Anathema?

Presbyterian?   ;D

Last they're all synonyms in some circles Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 21, 2007, 04:50:22 PM
Quote from: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on September 21, 2007, 04:47:31 PM
Heathen?
That's the one!  :D
Quote from: anthrobabe on September 21, 2007, 03:12:36 PM
Rome,
sistine chapel

well tear it up
And keep little pieces as souvenirs as with the Berlin Wall?

Last OMG I can believe I am even considering it! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on September 21, 2007, 05:23:20 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 21, 2007, 04:50:22 PM
Quote from: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on September 21, 2007, 04:47:31 PM
Heathen?
That's the one!  :D

Hooray, that's me!   ;D

Last I wonder if they'd let me use "Abimelech" or "Sapphira" as baptismal names for my future kids Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 21, 2007, 07:30:42 PM
Quote from: ZonoAnd keep little pieces as souvenirs as with the Berlin Wall?

But the paintings on the Chappel aren't that beautiful... :P


Last why not consider it, it's a great plan Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 21, 2007, 09:14:33 PM
Who cares about the countless months that Michelangelo spent 'looking at the ceiling'...

Last and what do we do about the swiss guard? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 21, 2007, 10:08:00 PM
Lure them away with with Gruyère and Toblerone.


Last iconoclastic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 21, 2007, 11:34:52 PM
But we have to make sure that the people from TOP don't use that chance. They have the sketches ready already.
I vote for a HR Giger design. Not that it is my favorite style but it would give a great atmosphere to any such room.

Last church of the fertile xenomorph Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 21, 2007, 11:56:29 PM
YAY! PAYDAY!


Last que? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 22, 2007, 12:44:55 AM
Heh? I thought it is either the 15th or the last of the month.
Last I do not get paid at all Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 22, 2007, 12:53:33 AM
Some people here get paid bi-weekly.

Last not me, at least not any more Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 22, 2007, 01:05:11 AM
I don't get paid but I still have to do a tax return.

Last useless paperwork exercises Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 22, 2007, 01:16:57 AM
Same over here. Even my mother who was not employed in about the last 40 years has to (my grandmothers also but after their death it was possible to persuade the tax department to stop it)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on September 22, 2007, 07:03:51 AM
That's ONE good thing about living at more than 50% below poverty level. They don't make you do a tax return.

Last ONLY frickin' good thing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 22, 2007, 10:04:38 AM
peep...


Last peeping in Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 22, 2007, 11:30:44 AM
I have the problem of having too much money to receive benefits while not having access to the same (and not being willing to. It yields about 800€ in interest per year)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 22, 2007, 02:15:56 PM
So it's like tax season somewhere in Europe right now

wow-- don't have to do it round here until April again

while you are busy

I'll handle the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on September 22, 2007, 03:56:46 PM
As a perpetual layabout (sorry, student), i don't have enough money to warrant a tax return.

While loafing, I'll wander off with the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 22, 2007, 04:20:17 PM
BTW, What happened to the 'taxes are theft guy'?

Last did we scared him away? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 22, 2007, 05:03:38 PM
Haven't seen many libertarians around here for some time.
Last we are too taxing a companionship Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 22, 2007, 06:54:15 PM
I think I may be one of the only ones left.
I think I have to do my taxes this year, but I have a program on my computer that does most of it for me, and I'll get most of it back anyway.


Last most taxes ARE theft Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 22, 2007, 08:03:47 PM
Posting my tax form has worn me to a frazzle.

Last struggling to stay awake Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 22, 2007, 08:58:59 PM
Quote from: Kanaloa the Squidly on September 22, 2007, 06:54:15 PM
most taxes ARE theft
Most taxes are robbed...

Last there is a distinction  :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 22, 2007, 09:23:57 PM
Yes, they should quietly and discretely kill off the poor and deserving.

Last I wouldn't run a country that way Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 22, 2007, 09:43:58 PM
That wouldn't work until we have robots to do all those nasty jobs poor people is now forced to do.

Last how long until that? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 23, 2007, 01:34:09 AM
few days...


Last not making any sence at all... too much wine Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 23, 2007, 02:08:57 AM
Mmm... wine!

Last what kind? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 23, 2007, 02:17:36 AM
White wine...

Some Chardonnay, not sure anymore, there was plenty of it...


Last I'm sleepy, but not tired Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on September 23, 2007, 03:14:58 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on September 22, 2007, 09:23:57 PM
Yes, they should quietly and discretely kill off the poor and deserving.

Last I wouldn't run a country that way Post

They're trying. (Michael has to go to a nursing home for a month, therefore Denise has a total of $60 with which to pay the rent, the bills and support herself for the month. Ain't it great that the excess population is so easy to dispose of?)

Last You'll never know what you'll need until you need it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 23, 2007, 10:29:09 AM
Income 500$, expenses 499.50$ = Happiness
Income 500$, expenses 500.50$ = Despair
(don't know who came up with that first and not sure about the exact wording)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 23, 2007, 06:00:41 PM
I wouldn't kill off the poor. I'm a libertarian, not heartless (there is a difference, I promise). I simply don't think that the current system is working. I will readily admit I haven't got the answer.
And that the $50 for car tags we have to pay is mostly unnecessary.


Last "she's a libertarian, she can't help it"--Mama Squidly Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 23, 2007, 08:38:42 PM
Do you think this a basic flaw or just the Parkinson effect?

Last who introduced a serious topic into this thread? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on September 23, 2007, 08:41:00 PM
Run, the Mushroom People are coming to get us!!

Hide under the bed, Grandma....


Last back to silliness Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 23, 2007, 09:35:06 PM
Do they live under a cloud?
I had a story at TOP that included a literal cloud of mushrooms

Last aluminium tubes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 23, 2007, 10:16:33 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on September 23, 2007, 10:29:09 AM
Income 500$, expenses 499.50$ = Happiness
Income 500$, expenses 500.50$ = Despair
(don't know who came up with that first and not sure about the exact wording)

Mr Micawber in Charles Dickens' novel David Copperfield.

Quote"Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pounds ought and six, result misery."

Last a literary heritage is a fine thing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 23, 2007, 11:20:31 PM
The Parkinson effect? Not sure what that is, and a Google search reveals nothing.

Ok, after this gets solved, I promise I will not be so serious!

Last last post Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 23, 2007, 11:22:31 PM
Not serious at all...



Last just cruising Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on September 24, 2007, 03:47:55 AM
Quote from: Kanaloa the Squidly on September 23, 2007, 06:00:41 PM
I wouldn't kill off the poor. I'm a libertarian, not heartless (there is a difference, I promise). I simply don't think that the current system is working. I will readily admit I haven't got the answer.
And that the $50 for car tags we have to pay is mostly unnecessary.


Last "she's a libertarian, she can't help it"--Mama Squidly Post

There's the rub. When you've GOT a better answer, act to implement it...until then, you merely play into the hands of the lovely folks that are sworn, bound and determined to kill the current one. (Like GWB, bragging in his MBA classes that 'We're gonna end Social Security in the next generation.' IOW, don't kill what's SORTA working without coming up with a better idea, because you DON'T want the blood on your hands. Ask the folks that listened to that moron about what to do during Katrina.)

AS to the car tags, what do the funds go for? Roads, generally. Wanna build your own? It'll cost ya more than $50 per car per year. [IF they decide to pave the street in front of our house (IF they actually replace the sewer system and have to tear it up), it'll cost us $7,000. That's for our HALF of the street...]

Once again, when you have something to FIX the problems you already KNOW a change will cause, then we'll talk.

Last Better Ron Paul than any other Republican, though Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 24, 2007, 08:40:44 AM
Quote from: Kanaloa the Squidly on September 23, 2007, 11:20:31 PM
The Parkinson effect? Not sure what that is, and a Google search reveals nothing.

Ok, after this gets solved, I promise I will not be so serious!

aka Parkinson's laws

The most common form:
Any bureaucratic entity has a natural tendency to
a) expand
b) increase the fraction of itself dealing solely with the inner working (administration) but not producing anything.
Conclusion: Any bureaucratic entity will increase until all its efforts are expended on inner working with an outer productivity of zero.

Last then it is called pragmatism in Austria Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 24, 2007, 12:15:31 PM
Lalalalalalalaaaaaa...


Last just trying not to be serious with all the seriousness around here Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 24, 2007, 01:20:32 PM
But being serious is not a sin (or is it here? ;) ).
--
Kana 

Let me put a hypothetical situation and you tell me what do you thing about it: Let's say that we pay more or less the same amount of taxes we do now (for the sake of the argument) but we get to choose how are spent, first by categories and if you really are interested subcategories, for instance, I may want 30% go to healthcare, 10% to environment regulation, 20% to social security, 20% roads/infrastructure, 10% for science and 10% for defense, but if I could that 10% for defense would go 8% to pay soldiers/police better and no more than 2% weapons R&D.

Imagine the beauty of all government agencies begging for your money on tax season!  :mrgreen: :devil2:

Last serious, sorry Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on September 24, 2007, 04:08:53 PM
It is always the same people who say they dont want to pay more taxes who also want:

the only way to deal with this is to tax everyone 100% and then have a means tested benefit system to give them money back. Beagle will no doubt pop on in a mo and tell me that nobody would work if we did but a) I rather doubt it and b) there are plenty of people who will not work even if it means they make more money. I have put this into a nice phrase "to each according to his needs. From each according to his ability". catchy eh!

with regard to Parkinson's law the man is a moron. bureaucracies expand because there is an infinite amount of work. There is always another NIMBY firing letters at the council about the dog turds, there is always a way things can be done better. His implication is that it is fear of competition and status that drives this wheras for the most part it is a sincerely held belief that things can and should be improved.

so anyone know any good jokes?

Last stop it with this serious chat business this instant and lets all go for a drink Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on September 24, 2007, 04:32:01 PM
Quote from: goat starer on September 24, 2007, 04:08:53 PM
the only way to deal with this is to tax everyone 100% and then have a means tested benefit system to give them money back. Beagle will no doubt pop on in a mo and tell me that nobody would work if we did but a) I rather doubt it and b) there are plenty of people who will not work even if it means they make more money. I have put this into a nice phrase "to each according to his needs. From each according to his ability". catchy eh!
Personally, I'd work for free.  I'd do different work, but as long as my needs were being met, I'd happily fill my days with things that I thought were productive, expecting no extra compensation for doing so.

On the other hand, though, I don't trust the government to do the decision-making that would be required for a system like this.

Last I come up as a Communist Anarchist on the Political Compass survey Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 24, 2007, 07:15:54 PM
Q: Three in an office, one working. What is that?
A: two civil servants, one ventilator/fan

Q: what's cicil servant mikado (pick up sticks/spillikins/jackstraws/the game)
A : first to move loses

Last my dream career ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 24, 2007, 08:44:02 PM
Quote from: Goatstop it with this serious chat business this instant and lets all go for a drink

I agree... I have a nice bottle of chardonnay here, anyone cares to join me (there's also a bottle of a good merlot lying here)...


Last my father was surprisingly generous and brought me two bottles of Serbian wines that I've asked for Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 24, 2007, 09:13:58 PM
I'll have the merlot

Last thanks Post
:mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 24, 2007, 09:37:45 PM
You can have my ration. Good wine would be wasted on me.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 24, 2007, 10:37:48 PM
Well, Zono, all you have to do is come by my place...


Last you better hurry, friends probably coming over tomorrow, might not be any wine left Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on September 25, 2007, 12:54:45 AM
i have laphroaig if anyone wnts some

Last pissed and miserable Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 25, 2007, 01:15:17 AM
I'll have a glass, thank you...

And don't be miserable, people around here love you...


Last :hug: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 25, 2007, 01:24:10 AM
mmmm I wonder if some Glenfiddich will cure my migraine?

Last try everything once Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on September 25, 2007, 04:23:32 AM
Goat... :-* :-*

(Ewww, old lady kissies!!)

Last love you anyway Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 25, 2007, 10:55:30 AM
I can only whine. I never considered a career as an oinologist (but a classmate dreamed of that)

Last nothing to say actually Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 25, 2007, 01:02:52 PM
Don't whine...

Get some wine...


Last even though you don't drink Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 25, 2007, 01:32:16 PM
Well yet again I'm late for the booze
Oh well
scooch over anyway

Oh here's some more kisses in case Chatty didn't hand out enough
:-*  :-*  :-*  :-*  :-*  :-*  :-*  :-*  :-*
(no kiss is ever an eeewwww kiss- not really, some can be a bit to slobbery but not really eeewwww)

Last Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on September 25, 2007, 02:28:56 PM
If you think that, you should meet the dog we're dog-sitting for the next few days.  A Schnauzer is coming to visit.


Last I feel like a doggie uncle or grandparent Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 25, 2007, 04:28:16 PM
Ahhh.. small dogs.

Last sorry, I know a lot of you like them, they just get on my nerves Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 25, 2007, 07:26:18 PM
Only real dogs should be allowed on the net.
Like this one (http://www.epvma.org/Huskie_at_the_computer.jpg)
Last Huskies are beautiful, unfortunately I am allergic to (alive) animal hair Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 25, 2007, 11:39:35 PM
Funny you should mention huskies. I was thinking of Nanook of the North last night.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 25, 2007, 11:58:13 PM
Forget huskies. I like malamutes.


Last doggy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on September 26, 2007, 03:48:14 AM
SCHNAUZERS RULE!!

Dude, Spencer may only be 23 pounds, but he's a Big Dog if there ever was one.

I'd love to have a Giant Schnauzer, but there's no way I could exercize one enough. (Or afford one...)

Last Canines are my favorite furpeople. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 26, 2007, 04:50:20 AM
Kheeeets!


Last what are khets? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 26, 2007, 09:32:36 AM
No principled objections to malamutes. They should be allowed to marry ;D
(http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/920/50006205.JPG)
http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/920/50006205.JPG

Last dog on dog Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 26, 2007, 11:29:31 AM
nothing to say


Last doggie style Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on September 26, 2007, 02:16:02 PM
I've found it somewhat illuminating having a dog around the house.  For a while this morning, she seemed on edge around me, and would run away if I approached.

I think my wife may be right: I am grumpy in the morning.

Last and I have a feeling that all my future canine-related insights may also boil down to "I think my wife may be right" Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on September 26, 2007, 06:41:59 PM
Going to be puppy-sitting for my brother. (Looking after his puppy, I mean, not looking after him...)

Mycroft is a Basset Hound. Always looks like he's miserable, tail wags permenantly,tends to step on his own ears. I am really looking forward to this, he is one cool pup. Definite character, convinced everybody on the planet really exists to play with him.

Last going to live with Droopy for a while Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on September 26, 2007, 07:13:45 PM
Sounds like fun.

At the moment, I'm a bit disillusioned about dog-sitting, since it seems Miss Four-paws has decided to go on an all-sofa-cushion diet.

Last there was stuffing everywhere Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 26, 2007, 07:46:39 PM
I foster some Labs puppies once and they ate my couch!

BTW-- we do in fact exist to entertain our dogs---- Like Duh

(cats too- well to "Open the door!" anyway)



Lastto a cat and many dogs a closed door is one that "must be opened now"- then once through said door- TA-DA yet another closed door that "must be opened now" Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 26, 2007, 08:16:39 PM
anthrobabe, you just had the Eau de Cologne Post ;D

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 26, 2007, 11:39:32 PM
I feel like kissing...

Last feel so lonely Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 27, 2007, 03:57:58 AM
Well someone told me yesterday
That when you throw your love away
You act as if you don't care
You look as if you're going somewhere

But I just can't convince myself
I couldn't live with no one else
And I can only play that part
And sit and nurse my broken heart

So lonely...

Now no one's knocked upon my door
For a thousand years or more
All made up and nowhere to go
Welcome to this one man show

Just take a seat they're always free
No surprise no mystery
In this theatre that I call my soul
I always play the starring role

So lonely...

Lonely, I'm so lonely
I feel so alone
I feel low
I feel so
Feel so low
I feel low, low
[...]
I feel so lonely, lonely, lonely, lone
Lonely, lone
I feel so alone, yeah

So lonely...

Last you remind me of The Police Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 27, 2007, 05:48:21 AM
I almost bought an album of theirs the other day at work.


Last soooo many CD's I want at work, only so much money Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 27, 2007, 07:36:45 AM
I actually have one of their albums...


Last now if only I knew where I've put it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on September 27, 2007, 07:39:04 AM
I got the lonely thing, too, Kiyo, since Dan's in Salzburg.

Last  :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 27, 2007, 07:40:35 AM
 :-*

Last :hug: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 27, 2007, 09:54:28 AM
Quote from: Sibling Chatty on September 27, 2007, 07:39:04 AM
I got the lonely thing, too, Kiyo, since Dan's in Salzburg.

Meeting Jedermann? ;)

Last Grüß Gott! I bin der Tod Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 27, 2007, 10:14:54 AM
I want to sleep...


Last waiting for the plumber for three hours now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 27, 2007, 01:38:28 PM
There was a complete Dilbert arc about home contractors going to an alternate dimension.

Last but I am to lazy to dig it out Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 27, 2007, 02:21:06 PM
Last Clive Christian #1 Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 27, 2007, 02:26:19 PM
Sounds pretty apt, Zono.


Last damnable fencer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 27, 2007, 02:34:45 PM
Fences make good neighbors

last ::) post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on September 27, 2007, 02:50:11 PM
I'll have to remember that line, should my neighbors complain about my shrieking while I practice my kendo.

Last Japanese fencing is still fencing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 27, 2007, 05:39:25 PM
Last did anyone just hear some shrieking?Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 27, 2007, 06:17:56 PM
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Last I feel much better now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 27, 2007, 07:03:57 PM
Why do I hear those shrieking sounds?


Last are they just in my head? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 27, 2007, 07:55:54 PM
Where else could they come from?

Last schizophrenic  :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 28, 2007, 12:47:11 AM
Trying to decide which side of my brain is best.

Last bi-popular Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 28, 2007, 05:47:21 AM
Either way, it's noise terrorism for the rest of us.

Last what's noise terrorism? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 28, 2007, 10:20:17 AM
There are now crowd suppression..eh, control..devices based on sound.

Last better or worse than the microwave "heat-ray"? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 28, 2007, 12:58:48 PM
Are you talking about microwaving kittens again?


Last disco seals Post

(http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a472/a472_thumb.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 28, 2007, 01:42:55 PM
Last Seal and Heidi do make pretty babies Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 28, 2007, 04:46:35 PM
Speer had tried destructive sound in WW2 but it proved ineffective. Of course he had rarely trouble with large groups of protesting civilians.
The crowd control microwave gun (less messy than the water cannon) has the additional advantage that it can be used for torture without marks. I have read that the US administration ordered a special study, how painful it can be made without leaving scorch marks or causing death that could be backtracked to the use of that device.
Cant's think of a reason why that should be necessary :snark: :puke:

Last try it on the Shrub Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 28, 2007, 06:07:20 PM
I just blame it all on the voices in my head...


Last just trying to destruct the seriousness around here Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 29, 2007, 12:20:37 AM
What is this? Is this my cow? It goes

Last it is not my cow Post

;D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 29, 2007, 03:44:05 AM
Cows, definitions, lyrics...

&

Last Posts
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 29, 2007, 05:55:35 AM
Too tired to properly post


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 29, 2007, 10:31:16 AM
That's no excuse, especially in a thread that discourages seriousness and even accepts imkortekd shbaellink

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 29, 2007, 01:30:44 PM
Proper posting?

I forgot how to do that a long time ago...


Last I didn't even notice I've passed the 4000 post count Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 29, 2007, 01:39:40 PM
Proper?

Lastthat's no fun Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 29, 2007, 07:16:37 PM
(http://china.notspecial.org/albums/kazakhstan/DSC_0046.thumb.jpg)


Last whistling sound Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 30, 2007, 12:10:44 AM
Lol.


Laaaaaaast Poooooooooost!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on September 30, 2007, 04:43:25 AM
 :kickbutt: <-- reminds me, I was sitting in a small restaurant here tonight, and my brother walked in with a group of friends!

Last He bought my dinner, too! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 30, 2007, 11:00:53 AM
What did he pay you for your dinner? And why did you sell it?  ;)
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 30, 2007, 01:00:15 PM
Hungry...


Last starving Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 30, 2007, 05:13:45 PM
I am hungry - Ich bin Ungar
Angenehm, I am thirsty - Ich bin Donnerstag ;)

Edit: Last forgetful Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 30, 2007, 08:38:22 PM
Last Post - an opportunity missed ;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 30, 2007, 08:43:45 PM
Este... what are you talking about?

Last inquiring Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 30, 2007, 09:20:34 PM
Good question.

Last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 30, 2007, 09:53:22 PM
Nevermind...

Last who cares? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 30, 2007, 11:14:35 PM
Swato didn't last post when he last posted. That's what.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 30, 2007, 11:27:46 PM
Yeah he did.


Quote from: Swatopluk on September 30, 2007, 11:00:53 AM
What did he pay you for your dinner? And why did you sell it?  ;)
Last Post

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 30, 2007, 11:29:20 PM
No he didn't.

Quote from: Swatopluk on September 30, 2007, 05:13:45 PM
I am hungry - Ich bin Ungar
Angenehm, I am thirsty - Ich bin Donnerstag ;)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 30, 2007, 11:34:01 PM
Maybe we're talking about two different posts.
Yup. I was looking at the wrong one. I stand corrected.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 30, 2007, 11:37:10 PM
A sequential error. But it's fine with me if you sit down.

Last drivel Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 01, 2007, 04:14:26 AM
Gee, thanks Griffin.


LAst I sit orrected Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 01, 2007, 07:01:45 AM
Do you miss the days when you took your punishment standing?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on October 01, 2007, 07:17:24 AM
I'm old (and grouchy) so I get to stay seated for just about everything.

Last Definition of my personality? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 01, 2007, 11:00:16 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on September 30, 2007, 11:29:20 PM
No he didn't.

Quote from: Swatopluk on September 30, 2007, 05:13:45 PM
I am hungry - Ich bin Ungar
Angenehm, I am thirsty - Ich bin Donnerstag ;)

Last Post

Maybe we can fix it in the editing ;)
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 01, 2007, 01:07:33 PM
Can you fix the past?

Last reparations Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 01, 2007, 03:50:45 PM
We could've fixed the past, but it seems we've passed the fix.

Chaismus all around!

Last waiter, I ordered chiasmus, but you gave me antimetabole Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 01, 2007, 07:12:13 PM
If we could change the past, would we?

There are so many things I would like to change in my past...

But when I think about it a little more, I realize I don't want to...


Last changing the future, now that is something to think about Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 01, 2007, 08:02:25 PM
I see myself and all people as the sum total of their experiences.  Even the most negative experience can be the source of something positive, so I never wish that things were different, partly because that would mean that I or people I love would not exist in their current form.

Plus, I try not to worry about things I can't change.  Until Doc Brown arrives with his DeLorean, I count the past in that category.

Last way too serious Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 01, 2007, 08:44:11 PM
It's not serious...

It's philosophical...

Wait, does being philosophical equal being serious?


Last fight against seriousness... and I started this Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 01, 2007, 09:27:30 PM
Philosophical doesn't necessarily equal serious... I just got to wondering what things I might want to change if I could, which made me think of sad things.

Maybe we should all hold hands and sing Auld Lang Syne.

Last and maybe tak a right gude-willie-waught as well Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 01, 2007, 09:36:43 PM
Post editing should be done according to the rules and Last Post editing even more so.

In fact, Last Post editing may well be a banning offense. If it isn't, it ought to be. Speak to the Controller.

Last ruling Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 02, 2007, 03:42:14 AM
Indeed. In my forum, it's bannable.


Last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 02, 2007, 08:28:49 AM
Mmm... plus no double posting...

Last IOW you have to wait until someone responds to amend things? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 02, 2007, 09:30:17 AM
Why is there a modify button then? And there is a signal that a post has been edited (even if the editor does not mark his/her changes).
I think it is only then a despicable act, if one tries to pretend that there was no change in the first place and to build claims on that.

Last casuistic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 02, 2007, 11:54:51 AM
Cooking...


Last hungry Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 02, 2007, 04:18:56 PM
I claim that on page 213 of this thread I did not edit my Last Post.

Who is the Last Post Controller?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 02, 2007, 05:02:45 PM
Are you to tell me that there is someone in control around here?

Last uncontrolled Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 02, 2007, 07:26:10 PM
You can't spell "controller" without "troll".   ;D

Last and you can't spell "chocolate" without "cola" Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 02, 2007, 10:58:54 PM
I would have said 'late'.

Last sooner or later I'll get some chocolate Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 02, 2007, 11:01:56 PM
I'm eating chocolate right now...


Last :P Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 02, 2007, 11:03:03 PM
Maybe the Controller is Fat from eating chocolate when depressed.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 02, 2007, 11:24:23 PM
Or maybe the Controller is chocolate from eating too much fat!

Last wait... that sounds less likely Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 03, 2007, 12:06:33 AM
Con-troll-ER, a story in a single word
Last crypt-IC Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on October 03, 2007, 12:25:24 AM
Controlling is highly overrated. I prefer manipulating from a distance... :mrgreen:

Last Too tired to do either Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 03, 2007, 01:18:33 AM
Where's my train set?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 03, 2007, 01:51:51 AM
Caffeine withdrawals! I've apparently gotten used to having some during my afternoon shift.  :P

Last addiction Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 03, 2007, 07:39:10 AM
Back to school...

Now sleepy...



Last tired Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 03, 2007, 10:34:17 AM
Quote from: Sibling Chatty on October 03, 2007, 12:25:24 AM
Controlling is highly overrated. I prefer manipulating from a distance... :mrgreen:

At least in engineering there is a difference between controlling and governing. Unlike in politics a governor (tech.) listens to feedback ;)

Last a controller doesn't Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on October 03, 2007, 04:45:08 PM
Enough rationality. We don't want to spoil a perfectly good silly thread with rationality now, do we?

Last yes, I'm a curmudgeon Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on October 04, 2007, 05:26:27 AM
Rationality?? Where? I seem to deflect it like superman deflects bullets!!

Last If you'se bein' rational, I ain' playin' witcha :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 04, 2007, 08:05:41 AM
Let's fight the rationality...

And seriousness...


Last fight the man Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 04, 2007, 10:47:20 AM
That combination is necessary. Fighting only rationality but not seriousness will bring us ID and other unpleasantries.

Last fundies with humor, no such thing(these days) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 04, 2007, 04:51:11 PM
The only humor fundies enjoy is on bonfires.

Last of books and/or people, better if it is both Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 04, 2007, 05:50:45 PM
If you burn Harry Potter, you get both in one hit...



Last two flies with one hit Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 04, 2007, 06:00:51 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 04, 2007, 04:51:11 PM
The only humor fundies enjoy is on bonfires.

Last of books and/or people, better if it is both Post

Rehabilitation will need several steps.
First will be to persuade them to dance (modestly) around the bonfire in Adam&Eve fashion.

Last and a few hemp seeds in the flames Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 04, 2007, 07:56:00 PM
Hemp seeds won't have any effect...

Try grown sativa plants...


Last and give the magic mushrooms before the dancing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 05, 2007, 12:57:26 AM
Do you by chance mean "salvia" plants? They can work like the illegal stuff, if you use the right kind.

Last font of interesting information Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on October 05, 2007, 05:31:29 AM
Sativa

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabis_sativa

Like we had in the old days, before this designer stuff...

Last Who, ME? Illegal? Nah...  :redface: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 05, 2007, 11:35:07 AM
Hemp seeds seem to have an effect too. Herodot describes the practice of the Skythians to put them in fire and steam, breathe it and going a bit gaga as a result. Archaeological findings corroborate it (there was the biggest Skythian exhibition in history in Berlin until Oct 1st, so I am modestly well informed on the topic).

Last Streitpickel Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on October 05, 2007, 03:03:05 PM
Why, yes you are well informed on many fronts.
Sometimes it is scary.
But I like scary.......



Last scary Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 06, 2007, 02:30:01 AM
But is he informed on the

Last Post

?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 06, 2007, 11:17:42 AM
Haven't put it in the form it currently is.
Last exformed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 06, 2007, 01:04:06 PM
I apologise for my mistake...

I tried eating hemp seeds, but nothing happened... :P

(they were hemp seeds sold in a store, nothing illegal, and they basically are a replacement for soya)


Last hempelicious Post


EDIT: Salvia Divinorum is nasty...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on October 06, 2007, 01:20:41 PM
now that all is cleared up

scrunch over and make room for someone else to sit on the sofa.
and pass the munchies


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 06, 2007, 01:28:01 PM
There's enough room on the sofe, as I'm lying on the floor...

*passes the munchies to anthro*



Last the floor is good, you can't fall down Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on October 06, 2007, 01:47:34 PM
Why thank you.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 06, 2007, 02:02:38 PM
I just spent the night in the floor (sleep is a too big word...), so you can keep it Kiyo.

Last this looks like a loooong weekend Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 06, 2007, 02:27:29 PM
Zono, you need one of my Woolly Ramps !

Last internet sales Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: DaveL on October 06, 2007, 02:51:02 PM
YArrrrr!

Last because I'm a guy and because I can Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 06, 2007, 03:06:01 PM
I really need a beer right now...

Hadn't had one for too long...


Last I'm out Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 06, 2007, 11:07:49 PM
Saaaaaalsa!


Last mmmmmm...delicious Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 07, 2007, 01:10:08 AM
Just came home from a friends...

Had a little of wine...

I feel better...


Last but still insomniac Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 07, 2007, 01:32:09 AM
I'm sleepy, I'm listening to salsa on the background.

Last and I want some wine Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 07, 2007, 10:25:19 AM
Formally I had enough sleep. It just does not feel like that.

Last somnambulic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 07, 2007, 04:17:03 PM
I never get enough sleep...


Last watching the ceiling isn't entertaining at night Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 07, 2007, 06:45:35 PM
You could install a ceiling mirror.

Last brothelian Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on October 07, 2007, 07:07:32 PM
Or sleep outside and watch the stars.


Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 07, 2007, 07:19:06 PM
Reading anything from the school curriculum (or a German book of law) will also induce a temporary coma quickly.

Last usually less side effects than drugs Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 07, 2007, 09:19:19 PM
I don't think watching myself in bed would be a good way to fall asleep...

And it's cold outside (and I'm in a city, so not many stars visible)...


Last not going to read anything for school for some time Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 07, 2007, 10:05:05 PM
Why hasn't having a headache induced coma?

Has it anything to do with the Los Angeles plastic surgeon I just saw on TV saying he was glad to be able to help women who had been designed wrongly?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 08, 2007, 10:43:59 AM
Last almost noon Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 08, 2007, 10:46:28 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on October 07, 2007, 10:05:05 PM
Why hasn't having a headache induced coma?

Has it anything to do with the Los Angeles plastic surgeon I just saw on TV saying he was glad to be able to help women who had been designed wrongly?

Ah, the intelligent designer has been found ;)

Slept badly myself and have a headache

Last sitting too long in front of the PC may have something to do with it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 08, 2007, 12:48:28 PM
I've decided that I have to throw away my laptop and cell phone in order to get some sleep...

Turning them both off didn't help...


Last they lasted off for about ten minutes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 08, 2007, 04:54:31 PM
Maybe you should put the hypnotic spiral on the screen.

Last but be careful that it is not connected to confidence trickery Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 08, 2007, 07:02:51 PM
I don't trust my computer...

No hypnotics screens...


Last he takes my money for useless things online Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 08, 2007, 07:57:44 PM
If you want to sleep, take Kant's Critique of Pure Reason and start reading it without trying to understand what he is saying (if you do that you will get a headache).

Last a page or two is all you need Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 09, 2007, 09:25:16 AM
The next one watching this thread will be the 22222nd.

Last will still take some time before we have that many Last Post Posts Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 09, 2007, 12:20:38 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on October 09, 2007, 09:25:16 AM
The next one watching this thread will be the 22222nd.

And it was meeeee...


Mwahahahahahahahahaha...


Last hee hee Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 09, 2007, 02:07:20 PM
Snap!

Last you won this time Mr. Bond Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 09, 2007, 02:11:22 PM
I've found that reading American law is much better than even geotechnical engineering textbooks for inducing drowsiness.  They are literally more boring than dirt.



Last but we have some lovely parting gifts for you, Dr. No Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 09, 2007, 02:36:25 PM
True. I also like trying to read Marx and Engles if I can't sleep. Marx writes  likes he's trying to plow a field too early in spring.


Last farm analogies that only work if it snows first Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on October 09, 2007, 05:06:29 PM
Oh just give up
I win

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 09, 2007, 05:32:44 PM
Women always win.

Last it is unfair Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 09, 2007, 06:49:18 PM
Quote from: Kanaloa the Squidly on October 09, 2007, 02:36:25 PM
True. I also like trying to read Marx and Engles if I can't sleep. Marx writes  likes he's trying to plow a field too early in spring.
I'm trying to figure out if you mean that he gets bogged down in frozen ground or soggy mud, or that he ends up stepping in meadow muffins that lie hidden under what's left of the snow.

;D

Last gotta read me some Marx... and maybe the Farmer's Almanac Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 09, 2007, 11:26:08 PM
Last I'm ill Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 10, 2007, 12:19:32 AM
What ails you?

Last I hope it isn't serious Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 10, 2007, 04:39:48 AM
For Kiyo :pat:

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 10, 2007, 07:37:56 AM
I had to get up at 7am (after going to bed at 2:30 am) because the window frame repair-men would come at 7:30.
Now I feel like throwing up.

Last late riser Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 10, 2007, 09:19:03 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 10, 2007, 12:19:32 AM
What ails you?

Lack of ale... :P

Have a sore throat and had high temperature last night...

I feel a little better now...


Last not perfect though Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on October 10, 2007, 02:37:22 PM
I'm sorry that siblings Kiyo and Swato are not feeling their usual selves this morning.

Lastbe better Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 10, 2007, 03:13:09 PM
Quote from: anthrobabe on October 10, 2007, 02:37:22 PM
I'm sorry that siblings Kiyo and Swato are not feeling their usual selves this morning.
As am I... though I can't help noticing that your sentence gets a lot wierder if you take the first "s" off "selves".   ;)


Last are the replacement elves as willing to be felt? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 10, 2007, 03:51:37 PM
If Kiyo and Swato are elves who are the dwarves?

Last I get to be a wizard Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on October 10, 2007, 04:25:54 PM
Lambi is a dwarf(that's the singular -correct?).
Our dwarves and elves aren't feeling to wonderful--- we need to make some Hobbitt tea to help them out.


LastI feel like a dwarf today so I'll be one too Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 10, 2007, 04:42:12 PM
I'd prefer Gandalf's pipe and some rum...


Last let the healing begin Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 10, 2007, 05:04:17 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 10, 2007, 03:51:37 PM
If Kiyo and Swato are elves who are the dwarves?
No, no - Kiyo and Swato aren't elves themselves, they feel the elves.   :o

Last apparently I'm a dwarf now, but dwarves aren't as into being groped as elves are Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on October 10, 2007, 05:21:51 PM
Can I be a dwarf too? I will just be a big dwarf.

(Who quite likes the touchy-feely stuff. But be warned, I glomp back....

Last Visions of a gigantic dwarf, quaffing ale Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 10, 2007, 06:50:46 PM
Soo, should we be mindful of where the axes are placed?

Last hidden Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 10, 2007, 08:41:19 PM
I have hidden the axes on  a secret place...

I just hope the dwarves don't search in the broom closet...


Last have I said broom closet? I ment the dungeons Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on October 11, 2007, 12:56:16 AM
I went to look in the dungeon, after searching the broom cupboard. the axes weren't there, but there were squidling tracks everywhere, and a well used oilstone. Better be careful for a while....

Last who taught them to sharpen things? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 11, 2007, 07:48:44 AM
The squidling know a lot of things...

Way too many actually...


Last I'm afraid to sleep lately, afraid of the squidlings Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 11, 2007, 10:05:44 AM
Someone seems to have forgotten that I am the mad axe wielder here.
Currently trying to distill the essence of axes in order to infuse it into a specially forged* one
It will probably have a bit of a Jekyll&Hyde nature, turning into the Axe of Evil on occasion.
Last Warte, warte nur ein Weilchen! Post

*but it's cerifiably genuine
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 11, 2007, 02:17:12 PM
WIll the presence of spammers cause the ax to become the Ax of Evil?


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 11, 2007, 02:36:12 PM
Can we have little axes to put into our drinks instead of those little umbrellas?


Last cocktailing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 11, 2007, 03:49:56 PM
Or a cocktail naginata.
Btw, was that an allusion to Der Schuh des Manitu?

Last Sie haben den Klappstuhl ausgegraben Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 11, 2007, 04:07:06 PM
Make ax shaped cocktail glasses

Last first you drink then you strike Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 11, 2007, 04:22:26 PM
Drinking and striking could also work with little hammer-and-sickle cocktail glasses.

Last I'm only occasionally drinking but I'm always striking Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 11, 2007, 04:30:00 PM
And drink Russian, I mean Soviet vodka?

Last  :goatflag: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 11, 2007, 04:37:20 PM
The Austrian flag still shows hammer and sickle.
(http://www.flaggen-server.de/europa2/oesterreich_g_coa.gif)
http://www.flaggen-server.de/europa2/oesterreich_g_coa.gif
Austria is traditionally brown not red
And that eagle looks quite drunk too ;D

Last Austria is about as innocent concerning wars and/or left as is Dick Cheney Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 11, 2007, 04:50:54 PM
That's one bird I wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley.

Last I suddenly have an urge to run around wielding a hammer and sickle, wearing only a crown, shield and broken chains Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 11, 2007, 05:28:13 PM
Interesting... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coat_of_arms_of_Austria)
Quote from: WikipediaWhile at first sight this might lead to an association with the communist Hammer and Sickle, the added symbol of the golden mural crown on the head of the eagle makes it clear that these three merely represent the unity of the three "classes" (workers, peasants and the bourgeois class) in the republic

Last my crown is in the closet Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 11, 2007, 06:22:58 PM
Out with crowns.

Last  :euflag: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on October 11, 2007, 08:47:15 PM
Did you listen to Melvyn Bragg on the Divine Right of kings on R4 this morning?
Worth a listen.

Perhaps he'll do the Divine Right of Commissioners next week.


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 12, 2007, 01:02:33 AM
Are you kidding? Listen to something in the morning? What is morning?

Last at least referendumsa go on all day Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 12, 2007, 11:34:34 AM
Al Gore got the Peace Nobel!!!

In related news: several heads exploded this morning in the White House and an invasion/and or bombardment of Scandinavia is probably just a matter of hours.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 12, 2007, 12:33:54 PM
Why did he get the Peace price?

Doesn't make any sence... I'd understand a price for ecology, or something like that, but don't see why for peace...

Nevermind...

Somebody needs a good whipping...    :YaY: :whip:


Last I almost got serious Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 12, 2007, 02:23:44 PM
That is S/M smileyery :o
---
Climate change means long term trouble very probably including a lot of nasty wars about water etc.
To work against that can be interpreted as being for peace.
The criteria have become a bit loose. But if preventing war or brokering peace were the sole criteria, the list would lose many prominent members (Schweitzer, Nansen etc.).
"Nobel Price for the General Betterment of Mankind" simply lacks the ring.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 12, 2007, 06:13:34 PM
I'd like to see Vaclav Havel win the Nobel Peace Prize someday...

He should've gotten it a long time ago, IMO...


Last lalalala... I feel like singing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 12, 2007, 10:40:33 PM
Mmm, peace...

Last and the last winner is the guy who pressed the button? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 13, 2007, 12:15:43 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on October 12, 2007, 02:23:44 PM

"Nobel Price for the General Betterment of Mankind" simply lacks the ring.


Is that a new one that we could pay for?  Is it a fixed price?

Last new incentive for saving Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 13, 2007, 11:07:24 AM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 12, 2007, 06:13:34 PM
I'd like to see Vaclav Havel win the Nobel Peace Prize someday...

He should've gotten it a long time ago, IMO...

You got me there. My first reaction was "didn't he already get it?" (though maybe not peace but literature)
Checked it, nope.
But wikipedia gives the disturbing information that he belongs to the Committee for the Present Danger. That would be a perfect disqualifier for the time being.

Last sad Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 13, 2007, 12:24:27 PM
Don't know about that...

But he did a lot on the peace field...

He's not perfect, I can agree on that, he has made some mistakes during his presidentship in the Czech Republic (and afterwards)... But I respect this man a lot...

I think he has even been a candidate for the Peace Price several times...

Last proud to having him as a former President Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 13, 2007, 03:21:28 PM
That 'committee' things looks like a piece of work.

Last just looked at one of the 'articles' and I'm already nauseated Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 13, 2007, 05:28:09 PM
I do not want to denigrate Havel or his merits for European peace. But I consider it unlikely that the Nobel commitee would indirectly endorse a neo-con (and decidedly not peaceful) outfit for the time being. 15 years ago there would have been no problem (and Havel a good choice).

Last missed chance Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 14, 2007, 12:24:46 AM
I just think that Gore got it just because he's been in the news, he's popular at the moment (and so's the thing he's talking about).

But who cares?

You know why?

Because I got the Last Post!


Last eat the dust Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 14, 2007, 05:17:12 AM
Al was instrumental in the 'change of hearth' of the US administration regarding global warming.

Last or so the Nobel guys apparently thought Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 14, 2007, 09:40:29 AM
The man who called iceberg (on the Titanic and to no avail). ;)

Last see, the Titanic disaster would not have happened with completely molten polar ice caps Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 14, 2007, 11:51:32 AM
You mean the fashion brand "Iceberg"?

:P


Last fashion victim Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 14, 2007, 04:21:07 PM
With every coastal city 50+ mts under water, the trip would have been very different.

Last how smaller would the British Isles with 50 mts of raised sea level? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 14, 2007, 06:13:43 PM
Given that a hotter climate would also likely increase the strength of storms, the British isles would not just be but constantly become smaller. During the last Ice Age Britain was not even an island. It's doubtful that the locals would have been able to withstand the onslaught of the heavy Neanderthal tank forces, had the latter put more effort into metal works. This not being the case their inadequatly armored wooly mammoth charge ended at the outskirts of the bog that would be London.

Last Walisian Woomeras were victorious Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 14, 2007, 09:27:47 PM
Are you talking about the Underwater Museum of Natural History of London?

Last where are my tanks? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 14, 2007, 11:59:21 PM
Last Swimming with the fishes... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on October 15, 2007, 03:28:45 AM
Last sleeping with the fishes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 15, 2007, 11:19:13 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 14, 2007, 09:27:47 PM
Are you talking about the Underwater Museum of Natural History of London?

At least some exhibits would then be in their natural environment. It would also improve the atmosphere in the aquarium, if the vistors had to use diving equipment.

Last aqualungs for culture Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 15, 2007, 11:45:57 AM
Feeling alone
the army's up the rode
salvation à la mode and
a cup of tea.
Aqualung my friend
don't start away uneasy
you poor old sod, you see, it's only me.
Do you still remember
December's foggy freeze
when the ice that
clings on to your beard is
screaming agony.
And you snatch your rattling last breaths
with deep-sea-diver sounds,
and the flowers bloom like
madness in the spring.

Last aqualung Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 15, 2007, 01:05:51 PM
Threat seepage? :D
Last are we going lyrical Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 15, 2007, 06:51:46 PM
Hmmm...  Swato, the LPT is a 2-hour parking zone.  You are well past due...


Last I'm afraid I'll have to issue a ticket Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 15, 2007, 07:26:19 PM
Is that ticket issued in the name of the Queen herself?

Last royal Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 15, 2007, 08:11:17 PM
Indeed.  The Royals have fallen on hard times and have had to start moonlighting to make ends meet.

Last Lovely Lizzie Meter Maid Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 15, 2007, 08:47:27 PM
Liz should hitch a loon-ride, as it's flying higher than an eagle at the moment. 

(checks wallet)

Yep, she is. ;D


Last and twice as fast on polar bear Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 15, 2007, 09:10:33 PM
That weird West Coast canoe might want to slow down a bit, though.  It's making Her Royal Highness look a little green.

Last and those kids should take their skates off before they ride on poor Wilf's back Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 15, 2007, 10:06:42 PM
A lovely conversation..

But you had the Last Post long enough...


Last I just don't know what you're talking about Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 15, 2007, 10:12:07 PM
I guess you'll just have to visit Canada, then.   ;D

Last or steal a Canuck tourist's wallet Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 16, 2007, 12:23:55 AM
I hope I'll visit Canada one day...

Planning to become a millionaire and travel the world, so maybe I'll be over there soon... ;D


Last but I'll have to get rid of the debts first Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 16, 2007, 10:29:41 AM
I visited Canada almost 30 years ago (I was a really wee lad then). Family vacation with a motorhome going from Edmonton to Vancouver. Very happy memories.
But I will not return to that continent before Washington has come to its senses again (I don't mean the 1st president returning as a zombie, though it would help).

Last nostalgic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 16, 2007, 01:32:18 PM
I've been about 8 hours in Canada in Niagara Falls. We drove from Cleveland where we were and I have to tell that it was the best part of the trip.

Last the whole Ohio experience wasn't precisely what we expected Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 16, 2007, 03:19:31 PM
When my girlfriend-at-the-time's uncle came to visit from Scotland, we took him across the border to an actual US Denny's.  He wanted to do something typically American... it took about an hour at the border and a $5 permit to get in, and all we did was have lunch and drive back.


Last was it not high in the middle and round on both ends? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 16, 2007, 03:40:34 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on October 16, 2007, 10:29:41 AM
I visited Canada almost 30 years ago (I was a really wee lad then). Family vacation with a motorhome going from Edmonton to Vancouver. Very happy memories.
But I will not return to that continent before Washington has come to its senses again.

Heh, you very plausibly drove through my hometown (ish) around the time I was born, and Edmonton - Van proceeds through a very beautiful part of the country, from my occicanuckocentric perspective. ;)

North o' the 49th is still fine, eh?  I think there's still a couple of years left before they "discover" a terrorist threat in Northern Alberta and invade to liberate the oil sands.

Last Those aren't rebel fighters, those are Newfies Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Opsa on October 16, 2007, 09:14:06 PM
swine swine swine swine

Last swine post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 16, 2007, 09:49:24 PM
Oh my, is my word still on the filter?

Last swineish Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 17, 2007, 12:34:45 AM
I'm sleepless...



Last not tired Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 17, 2007, 02:09:33 AM
If anyone wants to send me a new LPWB word I'll change the swine.

Last spuriously censored words are fun Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on October 17, 2007, 02:36:29 AM
I love the randomness of the non-competitive Last Post Word Bingo.

Last Random? It's my lifestyle! Post


(New LPWB entry sent)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 17, 2007, 07:51:35 AM
I love the rendomness of the Last Post...


Last swinelicious Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 17, 2007, 10:48:32 AM
That's deleterious to the readability >:(
And could someone remove h u g e from the filter, please

Last debilitating Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 17, 2007, 12:22:50 PM
Why don't you just use huje instead?


Last just taking the Last Post Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on October 17, 2007, 01:56:19 PM
I'll have one

Last Post

to go please
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 17, 2007, 09:20:16 PM
New LPWB now in. Cue Sibling Chatty to clue......

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 18, 2007, 05:34:01 AM
Last drive-by posting! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 18, 2007, 08:13:04 AM
Last drive-in posting!Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 18, 2007, 10:04:31 AM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 17, 2007, 12:22:50 PM
Why don't you just use huje instead?

I used the word in the choral squid lyrics (and "censored" spoils the rhythm ;) ).

Last huge problem Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 18, 2007, 06:22:46 PM
I wonder if the LPWB has anything to do with Sibling Chatty not posting?

Last sneaky Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 18, 2007, 08:33:06 PM
Was that a hint? :P


Last just posting, don't mind me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 19, 2007, 12:58:19 AM
Does it have a cluelike quality?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 19, 2007, 04:14:43 AM
Last wos a clew? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 19, 2007, 10:18:23 AM
Do you mean clou? ;)
Maybe Auntie is hintered from posting (we need a bad pun smiley).
Last hinderance Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 19, 2007, 02:57:32 PM
One more lecture and it's weekend....


Last (http://www.vegegifs.com/smiley-emoticon/vivewemoi.gif) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on October 19, 2007, 04:32:52 PM
Last as I understand the situation the mr blobby thing is getting out of handPost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 19, 2007, 05:22:17 PM
Blobby?

Last I didn't got that one Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 19, 2007, 10:25:13 PM
Blobby Fishler or Kennedly?

Lalst L excessllllllllllllllll Plost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 19, 2007, 11:51:04 PM
Goood question!


Last
(http://www.pablosinferno.com/images_goodies/view_flameshirt.jpg)
Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 20, 2007, 01:22:25 AM
Anything in Pirates gets out of hand - they all have hooks :ROFL:

I suspect Sibling Chatty may be giving very big clues. Oh dear.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 20, 2007, 01:23:15 AM
(http://www.zonerland.com/files/onfire.jpg)


Last ooops, I though this was the picture association game Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 20, 2007, 01:33:06 AM
Lol
Last Her butt's on fire! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 20, 2007, 01:35:57 AM
First signs of snow this afternoon.

A short snow-fall (half-a-minute maybe)...


Last I want summer back Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 20, 2007, 01:41:08 AM
You obviously don't live where it's hot.

LAst I hate +100*F weather Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 20, 2007, 01:46:41 AM
Official Statement: all references to Sibling Chatty should be treated as clues rather than news bulletins ;) Sorry if I worried anyone. She's presumably just in one of her normal-for-her but less than desirable non-posting day sequences of life..... oh dear there I go, clueing again. They are not even very good clues. Wish she'd come back and give some better ones.

Last editorial Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 20, 2007, 05:18:08 AM
Well, if there were clues there I missed them completely.

Last oblivious Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 20, 2007, 09:35:12 AM
All those clues are making me clueless...


Last but I miss Chatty Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on October 20, 2007, 03:14:17 PM
Last :dalek:- yes, we are the superior life form Post


Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 20, 2007, 03:35:02 PM
aphasic suffering of the silent Auntie having bad connections on the silent web?
Last Silence of the ... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on October 20, 2007, 04:19:18 PM
lastauntie post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 21, 2007, 01:25:07 AM
Last :kisshands: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 21, 2007, 09:39:38 AM
May the Auntie live 10000 years (with reasonable health and comfort)

Last All hail the Impress Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 21, 2007, 10:10:07 AM
Last :bed: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on October 21, 2007, 02:04:34 PM
Once again
I am in control

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 21, 2007, 02:20:41 PM
And I'm out of control...


Last what is control anyway? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on October 21, 2007, 02:21:27 PM
control is actually a figment of ones imagination


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 21, 2007, 05:33:19 PM
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 21, 2007, 06:06:26 PM
Hey, this isn't the LPPB !!

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 21, 2007, 06:17:46 PM
What does the second P stand for?
Acronymitis acuta again ;) ?

Last inquiring minds...you know the stuff Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 21, 2007, 07:48:19 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on October 21, 2007, 06:17:46 PM
What does the second P stand for?

Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 21, 2007, 10:10:07 AM
Last :bed: Post

Last Picture Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 21, 2007, 08:03:52 PM
That wasn't a LPPB, but a LPEB...


Last Last Post Emoticon Bingo Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 21, 2007, 11:47:14 PM
Ah! Of course, I was wrong. So wrong. But perhaps it needs further consideration.

Last attention-seeking Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 22, 2007, 12:23:03 AM
You have my attention...


Last attention-giving Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 22, 2007, 12:35:46 AM
But are you paying attention to the LPEB?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 22, 2007, 02:17:06 AM
At this moment, I'm only paying attention to you...

Don't forget, I'm male. I can only pay attention to one thing at a time...


Last non-multifunctional species Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 22, 2007, 03:34:46 AM
Well I appreciate attention even from a specimen of a non-mulitfunctional species. Trouble is I wasn't paying attention so I missed the attention.

Last attention deficit Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 22, 2007, 11:01:07 AM
Aaaargh! We are getting (or is that becoming?) syndromic!

Last disordered deficit  Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 22, 2007, 11:56:29 AM
Don't pay the attention to deficits.

Pay attention to the attention or the attention will be lost...


Last attentionally disordered Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 22, 2007, 03:37:13 PM
I paid attention but now it's asking for more.

Last blackmailed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 22, 2007, 06:38:52 PM
Let's whip the attention.

Or break tis fingers...

Last :whip: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 22, 2007, 11:08:31 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on October 22, 2007, 03:37:13 PM
I paid attention but now it's asking for more.
Old joke:

I'm so broke I can't pay attention!

Last groaner Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 23, 2007, 01:42:47 AM
Are there no new jokes ever? Is this how to tell the world has ended?

Last despairing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 23, 2007, 05:58:41 AM
I think so.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on October 23, 2007, 06:53:17 AM
Last I dislocated my kneecap and it hurts Post

(I'm driving home tomorrow, though, if I have to put it on cruise control and speed through the towns.)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 23, 2007, 11:24:01 AM
So, not only people can get dislocated? (Ok, not a very good one either).

My mind doing some anagramming on autopilot, dislocated reminds me of cloaca and the strange fact I found a few days ago that the Romans had actually a goddess Cloacina (guess what her job was ;D).

Last Queen of the Golden River? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 23, 2007, 12:26:36 PM
Doing some chores at home for a change...

My appartment is like after an explosion, so much to do, not in the mood to start...

I've at least turned the wahing machine on...

Last but I'm not sure if I've put any clothes in it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 23, 2007, 04:47:28 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 23, 2007, 12:26:36 PM
My appartment is like after an explosion, so much to do, not in the mood to start...
If it's too far gone, it might be less work to go whole-hog for the "disaster" look, send some photos to your insurance company and "rebuild" with the money they send you.

Last if you have friends in government, getting them to declare your apartment a disaster area would help, too Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 23, 2007, 07:15:07 PM
Unfortunately, the appartment is not mine, I just rent it and thus the insurance is not on my name...


Last but not a bad idea for the future Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 24, 2007, 03:35:47 AM
Remember that fire is a beautiful (and warm) disinfectant.

Last burn baby, burn! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 24, 2007, 04:07:03 AM
So is overproof rum. ;D


Last flaming 151 Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 24, 2007, 10:42:05 AM
Given the current trends, insurance companies will add bewitching to their coverage soon in order to please the fundies :soapbox: :whip:

Last but it will not cover the wood for the pyre Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 24, 2007, 11:08:18 AM
I think I'll go with the rum and let the burning to others...


Last is it too early to start drinking? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on October 24, 2007, 03:19:14 PM
OUCH!!! how's the knee Sibling Chatty? (from the 23rd)---- can imagine pretty painful.  you know if you'd stop kicking salespeople off your porch you might not do this again  :dalek: or perhaps it's from kicking the cabinet everytime a darn telemarketer calls.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 24, 2007, 03:33:06 PM
Last you didn't take it so it's mine Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 24, 2007, 03:40:05 PM
She was kicking.

Last I hope she gets a kick out of it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 24, 2007, 03:41:42 PM
I hope the knee is well very soon...


Last so more kicking can be done Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on October 24, 2007, 07:42:32 PM
it was a trick

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 24, 2007, 08:46:36 PM
Trick or treat?


Last I want some candy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 24, 2007, 10:16:29 PM
Ouchies, Chatty. Sounds painful.


Chocolate sounds AMAZING right now. I may have to have a mocha before I go to work. (though God knows I drink enough caffeine)

Last hyper-caffeinated! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 25, 2007, 07:38:51 AM
Falling asleep in a lecture...


Last school at 8AM should be banned Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 25, 2007, 11:55:26 AM
My mother's knee got replaced 2 weeks ago. Now she is in reha for 3 weeks to learn to walk without crutches again.

Last weakkneed post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 25, 2007, 02:53:28 PM
Yawning at a boring lecture...


Last still tired Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 25, 2007, 06:48:56 PM
Shouldn't you first yawn, then sleep?

Last only experts (and cats)  can yawn while sleeping Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 25, 2007, 07:15:20 PM
Wondering what your mother's knee was replaced with? 

Would it be useful to have hands grafted onto our knees?

Last good wishes to Swato's mother Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 25, 2007, 07:22:24 PM
She did not opt for the in-built M16 (and no, it's not because she prefers H&K products)
But MRS is probably out of the question now (btw, does it cause heating or quick rotation or both).
I hope it will hold, since she also has an inclination to osreoporosis (though less than her mother and sister).

Last the girl with the iron knee Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 25, 2007, 08:19:17 PM
The girl with the irony?


Last bad puns in the evening Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on October 25, 2007, 09:00:28 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on October 25, 2007, 07:22:24 PM
She did not opt for the in-built M16 (and no, it's not because she prefers H&K products)
But MRS is probably out of the question now (btw, does it cause heating or quick rotation or both).
I hope it will hold, since she also has an inclination to osreoporosis (though less than her mother and sister).

Last the girl with the iron knee Post


best recovery to sibling swatos mom



Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 25, 2007, 11:53:50 PM
Last from me as well Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 26, 2007, 12:01:27 PM
Swatomom, is that a new Marvel character, a cult leader or something Japanese (or all of it)? ;D

Last these knees are made for walkin' Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on October 26, 2007, 01:45:57 PM
All moms are superheroines!---

Lastplus they've seen you naked, and laughed, and love you anyway Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 26, 2007, 03:02:58 PM
And they like to show the pictures of you naked (baby pictures) to their friends...

And your friends...

And comment on your ........


Last and girlfriends Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 26, 2007, 04:01:52 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 26, 2007, 03:02:58 PM
And they like to show the pictures of you naked (baby pictures) to their friends...

And your friends...

And comment on your ........


Last and girlfriends Post

And in-laws. ;)

When I was very very small (0-3) I used to hang out with a group of hooligans all born within a day of me.  I'm still in contact with one of them - in the pictures, he's the one with hair, I'm the one without pants.


Last and now I have longer hair than him.  still less pants. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 26, 2007, 05:08:52 PM
Those were the times...

When wearing no pants was still legal...


Last let's get naked and dance around the fire Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 26, 2007, 06:26:06 PM
Whom are we going to put in the Wicker Man? :devil2:

Last unfortunately the whole right wing cabal does not qualify* Post

*or do you believe any of those still practices abstinence?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 26, 2007, 06:34:10 PM
We're getting all a little devily I see...


Last  :devil2: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 26, 2007, 09:15:36 PM
The devil is on the details

Last the more detailed... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 26, 2007, 10:30:07 PM
A detailed devil?


Last I don't know what to say Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 26, 2007, 10:31:12 PM
There may be a rather anatomically detailed devil in the Vent somewhere. ;)


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 27, 2007, 11:45:05 AM
During the witch craze there was much interest and research in anatomical details of the devil. I think there were accounts that not only his tongue is forked. Unlike with Michael Jackson this was "reputable" inquiry ;D.

Last forked not cloven Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 27, 2007, 12:26:17 PM
Last I would like to add something but don't really know what to say Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on October 27, 2007, 02:35:57 PM
Last I agree with our drunken compadre Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on October 27, 2007, 07:43:52 PM
I think the witch hunters were jealous of the suppsed equipment of said Devil


Last Post :dighole:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 27, 2007, 07:50:52 PM
And the witches afraid of it...


Last there is a point there somewhere Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 27, 2007, 07:57:23 PM
Pointed stick?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on October 27, 2007, 10:58:59 PM
There are some prodigiously endowed (and rather excited) wooden demon gargoyles on the buttresses holding up the second floor balconies of some Elizabethan houses in Magdalene Street, Cambridge.  I expect Griffin knows where I mean.

It always amuses me so many tourists walk by without noticing as they're one floor up. Presumably the place was one of the city brothels at one time, and it was a form of shop sign.


Last Diaboli virtus in lumbas est Post


Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 28, 2007, 01:30:35 AM
Quote from: beagle on October 27, 2007, 10:58:59 PM
I expect Griffin knows where I mean.

Not quite sure how to take that  ::)

Last innocent til proven guilty Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 28, 2007, 01:38:50 AM
Lol



Last quasi-monosyllabic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on October 28, 2007, 09:32:22 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on October 28, 2007, 01:30:35 AM
Not quite sure how to take that  ::)

Merely an assumption that you knew all things architectural about Cambridge.  I suspect being four hundred years away from the scene of operations is quite a good alibi, so admit nothing.

Last legal advice Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 28, 2007, 11:37:06 AM
The Romans used certain statues as garden gnomes

Last priapic (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus) Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 28, 2007, 03:28:44 PM
Quote from: beagle on October 28, 2007, 09:32:22 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on October 28, 2007, 01:30:35 AM
Not quite sure how to take that  ::)
Merely an assumption that you knew all things architectural about Cambridge.  I suspect being four hundred years away from the scene of operations is quite a good alibi, so admit nothing.
Last legal advice Post

Good advice. I shall not admit I regulalry scaled any building in Magdelene Street to consort with Gargoyles.

Nor that I followed the link in Swato's Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on October 28, 2007, 04:16:08 PM
I say, he's a big chap.

Last not that jealous really Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 28, 2007, 06:43:35 PM
Interesting what one learns in classical school education (Latin in this case) ;D

Looks like this is the 5000th answer in this thread

Last half a myriad Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on October 28, 2007, 08:07:16 PM
Your syllabus was obviously more racy than ours.  The life of a tedious banker called Caecilius and his goody-goody son Quintus is an inadequate substitute for knowing about garden gnomes with huge...


Last under-educated Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 28, 2007, 10:03:43 PM
I guess Swato had some special classes...


Last oops, did I say that? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 29, 2007, 02:36:06 AM
Oh my. FAR more entertaining classes than I ever had, Swato.




Last racy European classes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 29, 2007, 11:27:59 AM
9 years of Latin can hardly avoid revealing some "saucy" details. Most teachers* do prefer more wholesome curiosities though (like the moose without knee joints that can be found in Caesar's Bellum Gallicum**).
The Ars Amatoria was not part of the curriculum ;D
There were also some gaps in the Metamorphoses of Ovid (e.g. the part where he compares the bleeding of a stabbing victim with a broken lead water pipe).

Last who says that Latin must be boring Post

*not all, we had for some time one who would not avoid such subjects.
**many scholars believe that this part was added by some later authors but it is interesting "hunter's latin" nonetheless.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 29, 2007, 11:39:17 AM
I almost feel sorry I didn't take Latin at school but French instead...


Last but only almost Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on October 29, 2007, 12:20:05 PM
You'll wish you had if a Roman garden gnome catches you burgling somewhere.


Last ouch Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 29, 2007, 07:16:51 PM
I certainly hope I won't meet any Roman gnomes in the near future...


Last I'm afraid Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 29, 2007, 07:52:36 PM
The travelocity ads on the 'net radio feature the Roman gnome....



Last any airfare deals to Česko? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 29, 2007, 09:31:32 PM
I don't think I'll ever be able to look at the gnome the same again.


I would have loved the opportunity to take Latin. We had Spanish, French and Hmong, and that was it.

Last hrumph face Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on October 29, 2007, 10:31:12 PM
I didn't take Latin. Or Greek. I did science, despite a deep and abiding fascination with the Classics.  Then I became a biologist, and some rotten sod decided to give organisms scientific names in Latin and Greek. Why was I not warned! My school have failed me! Curses and naughty words...


Last born out of my time Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 30, 2007, 12:34:53 AM
I don't regret anything...


Last but I fear gnome Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 30, 2007, 01:17:09 AM
I regret not being able to find the Catullus poem about Lesbia's roof which my latin teacher told us was hilarious when we were about 12 years old.

Last never throw away old school exercise books before you are old enough to understand them Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on October 30, 2007, 07:38:22 AM
Be warned that a Latin teacher's idea of hilarity might not necessarily correspond to yours, but just in case  (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_hilarity) be cautious.

Last let us know if you find the poem Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 30, 2007, 09:50:36 AM
I wonder why that name for a girl has become so unpopular ;D
Actually, I am repeatedly surprised what names some parents give their children. Do they not know some connotations or do they rely on others not knowing them? I know that there was a child named Lucifer on the Christian grammar school I attended. Yes, I know that "bringer of light" is nothing to be ashamed of but most people think of other connections. Btw, is Lucy the female form ;)?

Last what's in a name Post

I know Asian children that don't use the translated form of their name around here because they fear to be laughed at even if the original form is (for us) almost unpronouncable.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on October 30, 2007, 12:10:43 PM
Mercedes was a girls' name once I understand, until a proud dad named his car after his daughter.
And wasn't there a character in one of the Thomas Hardy novels whose parents got confused and named him Cain?

You'd think the vicar at the baptism might have talked them into Wayne or Kevin instead.

Last no news about his brother Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 30, 2007, 12:32:18 PM
In the past France had a rather short list of allowed names.
In Germany it was on a case by case basis and my parents had trouble to get my oldest brother's name the way they wanted it. The official refused to accept Olav (instead of Olaf) and was at first not even swayed by the fact that in Scandinavia that is the default way to write that name. In the end he had to cave though.
Today they are expected to accept about everything with just a few basic conditions (no obvious insults and the sex of the person should be discernable [with a lot of leeway for foreigners]).
So I can't officially name my (not yet existing children) Knaus and Ogino as someone in the US did

Last I could try Siv Phyllis or Nosmo King instead Post


Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 30, 2007, 12:38:28 PM
I went to school with a fellow whose last name was Hicks.  His parents named him Braxton.

Last I'm sure there was a story there Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on October 30, 2007, 02:41:39 PM
I was at school with two girls called Iona. Iona Wrench and Iona Parrott.

Last dear god, what were their parents thinking Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 30, 2007, 02:47:28 PM
Did either of them have a sister named Elisa?   ;D

Last Isolde would be even better, but less likely Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 30, 2007, 07:33:52 PM
Fortunately we are beyond naming kids after the 10 commandments. ::)
Last My name is Thou-should-not-commit-adultery Carter Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on October 30, 2007, 10:50:13 PM
Names best avoided in English include Mike Hunt, and Jennifer Taylor.

Last nameless Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 30, 2007, 11:03:33 PM
And everyone knows all Australians are called Bruce.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on October 30, 2007, 11:07:27 PM
Except the Sheilas

Last are you trying to start a fight? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 31, 2007, 12:18:56 AM
Quote from: beagle on October 30, 2007, 11:07:27 PM
Last are you trying to start a fight? Post

Would it be that easy?

Let's say I'm always keen to liven up this thread.

Last it's probably the effect of seeing The Queen and King Abdullah on TV - where's the interesting news gone? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 31, 2007, 03:41:17 AM
Went to high school with a couple of Vang Fangs, a Fang Vang, and I have a buddy named Yang Vang.


Last fun rhyming names Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 31, 2007, 04:11:11 AM
I think that one of the factors that led to me and my ex-girlfriend breaking up was that the name she had set on for her future daughter ever since she was a little girl rhymed with my last name.

Last it was not the only factor, nor even a significant factor, but I think it was in there somewhere Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 31, 2007, 04:35:00 AM
Are rhyming names preferable to Eileen Dover territory?

Last debating Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 31, 2007, 10:54:08 AM
Unfortunately there is power only over one part of the name and changing the other is difficult and expensive.
If my family name were Sandman, I'd try to get it out of the phone book in order to avoid all the joke calls.

Last or use a phoneanswering machine on the line with a list of fees for different dream categories Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 31, 2007, 01:42:09 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on October 31, 2007, 04:35:00 AM
Are rhyming names preferable to Eileen Dover territory?

Which territory (and do you know her brother Ben?)?

Last back home there's a woman named Poppy Peacock - by choice Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on October 31, 2007, 02:13:41 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on October 31, 2007, 12:18:56 AMLast it's probably the effect of seeing The Queen and King Abdullah on TV - where's the interesting news gone? Post

If he tells her to wear a Burqa or bans Prince Philip's G & T it could get interesting quite quickly. 
Wondered what all those flags with swords on were doing in The Mall. Assumed it was a reminder to Labour rebels what would happen to them if they voted down the EU treaty.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 31, 2007, 04:23:20 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on October 31, 2007, 01:42:09 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on October 31, 2007, 04:35:00 AM
Are rhyming names preferable to Eileen Dover territory?

Which territory (and do you know her brother Ben?)?

No, I went to the Girl's school ;)

Last I heard there were only about 3 people in The Mall Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 31, 2007, 06:02:10 PM
All this talk about the Mall makes me want to make Banana Republic jokes.

Last but the Queen would not approve Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 01, 2007, 03:04:11 AM
Computer's fixed!!

Best wishes for a quick recovery to SwatoMom, and tell her to do ALL the exercises and keep moving, and the knee will be fine. (Both Mom and Best Friend Laurel were too whiny/wimpy to do what they should have, and are still having problems. Other people I know that had replacements around the same time are playing tennis again...)

My knee, however, still looks like I am smuggling soccer balls.

It'll get better if I'm careful, and try to be the current LPWB as often as needed...

Last THAT WAS A CLUE Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 01, 2007, 10:52:21 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on October 31, 2007, 04:23:20 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on October 31, 2007, 01:42:09 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on October 31, 2007, 04:35:00 AM
Are rhyming names preferable to Eileen Dover territory?
Which territory (and do you know her brother Ben?)?
No, I went to the Girl's school ;)

Oh, if it was St.Trinian's that should have been no trouble.

Last thanks to Chatty, and my mom is in bootcamp ;) for exactly that Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 01, 2007, 11:03:32 PM
Boot camp, exactly.

It'll be for the best, even if she hates it!

Last NAPTIME Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 01, 2007, 11:05:29 PM
Yay for fixed computers! and I'm jealous, Chatty. I want a naptime!

Lambi, does the Queen have to know?

Last "so very disappointed in you..." Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 02, 2007, 01:50:39 AM
I just watched the Queen attempting to do Auld Lang Syne at the Millennium Gig. Priceless.

Last bored with transfering video to dvd Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 02, 2007, 09:57:46 AM
Lets have a Heads of State in the pop charts contest!

Last I bet a Bundespräsident Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on November 02, 2007, 12:25:59 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on November 02, 2007, 01:50:39 AM
I just watched the Queen attempting to do Auld Lang Syne at the Millennium Gig. Priceless.

She didn't look too happy. But then neither would I have been if forced to spend millenium eve in a glorified tent on the Greenwich gas works' site.

I can't believe you recorded it.

Last chacun a son goût Post


(What should Herr Köhler  be singing then Swato?)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 02, 2007, 01:04:15 PM
Quote from: Kanaloa the Squidly on November 01, 2007, 11:05:29 PM
Yay for fixed computers! and I'm jealous, Chatty. I want a naptime!

Lambi, does the Queen have to know?

Oh, she knows...  she's listening in from his wallet right now.  ;)
http://www.cbc.ca/technology/story/2007/05/07/tech-poppy-quarter.html

Last no quarter? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 02, 2007, 03:30:01 PM
It is a conspiracy! The citizens are being tracked their very movements!

Last preposterous  ::) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 02, 2007, 03:57:14 PM
Aye, and they used Tim Hortons to distribute the coins, already the nation's largest (single) dealer of addictive substances and fatty foods. 


Last double double and a dime bag of timbits Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on November 02, 2007, 03:58:25 PM
Yes! so get those fingers out of those noses- especially those of you pirates who are in other peoples noses!


Lastmining others is worse than mining yourself Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 02, 2007, 08:26:52 PM
Pasting a booger over the poppy takes care of the spy functions...  but it's disrespectful.


Last cue next poster.... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on November 02, 2007, 09:37:18 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on November 02, 2007, 01:04:15 PM
Oh, she knows...  she's listening in from his wallet right now.  ;)
http://www.cbc.ca/technology/story/2007/05/07/tech-poppy-quarter.html

Sorry I didn't respond until now.  I was busy loudly expressing my strongly-held Monarchist views and playing "God Save the Queen" (the original, not the Sex Pistols version) on loudspeakers directed at my pants.

Last that should take the heat off for a bit Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 02, 2007, 11:19:48 PM
Quote from: beagle on November 02, 2007, 12:25:59 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on November 02, 2007, 01:50:39 AM
I just watched the Queen attempting to do Auld Lang Syne at the Millennium Gig. Priceless.
She didn't look too happy. But then neither would I have been if forced to spend millenium eve in a glorified tent on the Greenwich gas works' site.

I can't believe you recorded it.

Not much else on that night.

Last I can't believe I bothered to transfer it to dvd Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 03, 2007, 03:13:09 AM
Last weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! New laptop/tangential post Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 03, 2007, 05:51:02 AM
 :bwa: :bwa: :woot: :woot: :drunk: :bop: :kisshands:

LAST OD'd on chocolate POST!!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 03, 2007, 09:58:02 AM
Quote from: beagle on November 02, 2007, 12:25:59 PM
(What should Herr Köhler  be singing then Swato?)

I was thinking about late President Scheel entering the charts with "Hoch auf dem gelben Wagen" (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoch_auf_dem_gelben_Wagen) in 1974

Last unlike Köhler* he could actually sing Post

*I believe to have heard that he can't
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on November 03, 2007, 10:02:49 AM
Quote from: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on November 02, 2007, 09:37:18 PM
Sorry I didn't respond until now.  I was busy loudly expressing my strongly-held Monarchist views and playing "God Save the Queen" (the original, not the Sex Pistols version) on loudspeakers directed at my pants.

Proper thing too.  Actually I think it's the American currency we have to worry about. I notice they've stopped displaying the monarch's head recently. I think they're planning something. Probably some evil commie leftist peoples' revolution.
And it's in your backyard.

Last keeping up with events Post

Quote from: Swatopluk
I was thinking about late President Scheel entering the charts with "Hoch auf dem gelben Wagen" in 1974

I'll try and find that online.  Not sure how many of our Heads of State sang. Think I heard that Queen Victoria accompanied visiting classical composers in  Buckingham Palace's music room, but I'm not sure it's Top Ten material.


edit:

P.S. Doesn't read like the most cheerful song I've ever heard, but it's amazing what you can do with a funky backing beat.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 03, 2007, 10:23:27 AM
It's usually sung with lot of swing (not the 1920/30ies Jazz). Let's say the coach driver suspects that Indians may be on the horizon ;).
I think playing musical instruments (semi)professionally has more tradition than singing with heads of state.
Hm, a new format for the presidential election contest? Should Hillary take saxophone lessons from Bill? ;D

Last for a new amendment* Post

*the constitution shall thus be amended: The president must be able to either sing ro play with a recognized musical instrument the national anthem without error.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on November 03, 2007, 10:37:35 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 03, 2007, 10:23:27 AM
It's usually sung with lot of swing (not the 1920/30ies Jazz). Let's say the coach driver suspects that Indians may be on the horizon ;).

Sort of "Four Wheel on my Wagon", but with added Weltschmerz und Sehnsucht nach dem Tod?

I suspect our HoS knows the national anthem off by heart, but she's probably the only one who for whom it would be bad form to sing it.  Can't vote either. It's tough at the top.

Last but I'd put up with it Post

( a World leaders band might resemble the Bonzo Dog Band's "The Intro And The Outro" song too much).
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 03, 2007, 12:32:40 PM
Last what would Angela Merkel do? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on November 03, 2007, 12:50:01 PM
In the movie "The Dish" USA 2001 release (pretty good movie too) the band in Australia plays the Hawaii 5-0 theme as the US national anthem---- it's hilarious


Lastmusical president Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 03, 2007, 06:25:17 PM
I guess the Queen should avoid the stanza about "rebellious Scots to crush" ;D

About Hoch auf dem gelben Wagen. No Weltschmerz. The way it is usually sung the stagecoach is in a hurry but also in quite a good mood.

Of course only politicians of the F.D.P. should sing that song, cause it is their party's colour ;)

Last let's be grateful that most countries have better anthems than Mauritania* Post

*my favourite is Urugay, if I haven't mentioned it yet.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 03, 2007, 07:12:09 PM
The US national anthem is an old English drinking song.

The melody is a chore to sing, the range is painful, and it DOES sound better  if the performer is drunk rather than soberly straining to deal with that ponderous melody.

But, it's nice that the words are so flexible, especially concerning the ability of Hispanic males to visualize things...

Jose, can you see??

Last old joke, old joker Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on November 03, 2007, 11:29:57 PM
Quote from: Sibling Chatty on November 03, 2007, 07:12:09 PM
The US national anthem is an old English drinking song.

...about an old bisexual Greek poet.

Last don't tell the fundies Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 04, 2007, 04:19:43 AM
OH, let's DO tell the Fundies!!

I HATED singing that thing... One of the last times I sang it at the beginning of a stupid basketball game (I used to be on the rotation of singers who sang it at the beginning of Houston Rockets games), they used the higher key recording (B flat instead of A flat, I think) and I dang near burst a blood vessel and a vocal chord on national TV. They NEVER showed the anthem being sung on TV, but they did that night. Just to make me look stupid, I think.

Last Vengance WILL be mine, eventually Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 04, 2007, 04:43:58 AM
I grew up hating my national anthem (in fact I dislike most of them and the über-nationalism that usually goes with them). Now I don't feel it is bad (I like the Spaniard and the French ones) but I'm not crazy about it.

Last it may have something to do with marches. I despise the ones by Sousa (those remind me marching for hours on elementary school) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 04, 2007, 09:43:55 AM
The French is the quintessential revolutionary anthem (with a horrible but at least honest text). the British/old German/Liechtenstein/etc. anthem plays the same part for the traditional.
Few modern states took the effort to get something similarly timeless.
In my opinion South American anthems are most pleasing to the ear on average (though the tunes are not the most memorable ones). Jose at the optician sounds more like the Middle East standard: brass without brains ;D.

Last I also like the old Soviet/new* Russia one Post

*They fortunately dropped that unsingable (and textless) "patriotic tune" by Glinka (about the worst he ever wrote)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 04, 2007, 06:30:54 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 04, 2007, 09:43:55 AM
brass without brains
That reminds me what a music teacher told us once: Military music is to Music, what military justice is to Justice.

Last I agree with him wholeheartedly Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 04, 2007, 10:23:42 PM
March music reminds me of band. Band reminds me of high school.

Yuck. (Except the trio on Stars and Stripes Forever, where the tuba and bassoon got to play the piccolo solo. THAT was fun.)

Last Love those tuba trills Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 05, 2007, 02:45:13 AM
High school wasn't that bad. At least for non-Bandos  ;)

Last Please don't hurt me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 05, 2007, 10:15:52 AM
Nothing against brass in moderation. I prefer woodwinds though.

Last the recorder of doom is resounding Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 05, 2007, 01:08:10 PM
Strike up the band, the gang's all here.

Last to beat the band Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 05, 2007, 01:34:39 PM
I though the band was on strike. Oh sorry, it was the Bahn.

Last the railway is unpunctual anyway. nobody will notice, if they're on strike Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 05, 2007, 01:50:58 PM
Perhaps with a TV writers' strike, the level of programming will improve.

Last writer's blocked Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 05, 2007, 05:55:08 PM
A lack of broadcast would be an improvement.


Last no cable and loving it...  NO VIDEO ADVERTISING! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 05, 2007, 05:57:27 PM
They'll proabably do reruns. Or cut sections from earlier episodes together and name it "Memories of the Past" (has been done on occasion).

Last as long as they don't send "Best of Rush&Ann" Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 05, 2007, 06:45:33 PM
Quote from: Aphos on November 05, 2007, 01:50:58 PM
Perhaps with a TV writers' strike, the level of programming will improve.

Let's form the Society for the Writing of Soaps in Cobol

Last innovation is necessary Posts
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 05, 2007, 07:26:07 PM
Btw, never forget workplace security measures.

[youtube=425,350]F8AXxviwOUw[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8AXxviwOUw

Last educational movie Post  :offtopic: :bees: :oops:

Edit: Why don't I see the clip window?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 05, 2007, 09:02:10 PM
Fixeded.  Youtube code needs only the video number, not the URL entire.

Like this:
[ youtube=425,350]F8AXxviwOUw[/youtube ]


Last Learned by error.... this needs to be FAQ'd Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 05, 2007, 09:37:06 PM
Klaus looks sorta like the blonde guy from "Queer Ey for the Straight Guy"...Carson Kressley.

Safety films are generally a bit perverse, but this one's more than just a bit.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 06, 2007, 12:48:36 AM
Perversion has a new face...


Last perverted Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 06, 2007, 12:48:58 AM
I'd like an introduction to Klaus. I have a number of posts I'd consider him for.

Last employee of the year Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 06, 2007, 03:37:20 AM
Hmmm....  maybe I need to call a safety meeting and show an educational film.


Last we're due for one, I'm the Health & Safety Coordinator Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 06, 2007, 04:22:16 AM
See if you can do that one, full screen.

Last language, smanguage Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 06, 2007, 10:11:27 AM
It's available on DVD (although without English subtitles) including a making-of etc.

Last forklift of doom Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 06, 2007, 03:45:36 PM
I'll have to pass it on to the boss...


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 06, 2007, 05:50:05 PM
...dragging me along kicking and screaming.

Last by his bootstraps Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 06, 2007, 06:02:35 PM
The off-commentator did "serious" safety films on German TV before that, btw. Thus the "authenticity" was boosted further ;D.

Last I have read that it has been used for actual forklift driver training lessons by now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 06, 2007, 07:30:21 PM
Safety comes first...


Last use a condom Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 06, 2007, 07:33:25 PM
Except if you are Harold Lloyd (not referring to the contraceptives).

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 06, 2007, 11:01:18 PM
I don't get it...

But nevermind...


Last nevermind Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 07, 2007, 12:46:19 AM
Getting it is relative..

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/89/Safetylastposter.jpg/200px-Safetylastposter.jpg)
Last Silent Movie Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 07, 2007, 02:22:13 AM
That's no relative of mine.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 07, 2007, 09:53:21 AM
The mother of all clockfights ;D

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 07, 2007, 11:31:59 AM
Hate rainy November rains...


Last want summer back Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 07, 2007, 12:05:48 PM
Or a decent winter (i.e. one with snow that stays for a while)

Last Alle reden vom Wetter. Wir auch Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 07, 2007, 05:43:35 PM
Ayuh.  I don't mind chinooks (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinook_wind) (Föhn) here, but not looking forward to 8 months of temperatures sat firmly in the -10 to +5 C range, with occasional dips to -40 and peaks to +25.   

Give me -5 to -10 and a foot or three of snow from mid-November to mid-March and I'm happy.

Last here it's always a white Halloween and a brown Xmas  :P Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on November 07, 2007, 11:16:34 PM
well Aggie you are an old married man now and I'm sure you and the missus will figure out how to keep the chill away!

Horay! for someone to snuggle with.

I like snow that sticks about for a while- where I am it sleets and ices the roads and then the power goes out and we rarely get good snow.

I'm moving to Australia- or Borneo or somewhere so I don't get snow teased!

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 08, 2007, 01:24:38 AM
Hey, I am 55, and I have never seen actual snow that sticks this far south, except once.

We're not that far away, but we're snow free!!

Last I have never seen snow more than 5 inches deep, either. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 08, 2007, 02:23:22 AM
Hey, Chatty, are you still lying down?

Last prod Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 08, 2007, 12:15:52 PM
My experience form the last few years is snowing in the morning(or during the night), thawing in the afternoon, dirty slush for days, then repeat cycle.

Last I crave for Norwegian winter holidays again Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on November 08, 2007, 02:21:16 PM
Snow would be nice. It would hide the city.

Last Coventry isn't the prettiest place place I've ever lived in Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 08, 2007, 05:58:20 PM
No No No snow. London comes to a standstill with a teaspoonful.

Last when I went to Warwick Uni for an interview it was still a field of mud; I had to wear wellies Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 08, 2007, 06:32:34 PM
Sounds like Vancouver.  Canuckistani cities that don't usually get snow are thrown into chaos by it.  Winter-tire-using cities are not so bad.


Last not to mention the ice roads up north Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 08, 2007, 06:51:37 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on November 08, 2007, 06:32:34 PM
Sounds like Vancouver.  Canuckistani cities that don't usually get snow are thrown into chaos by it.  Winter-tire-using cities are not so bad.


Last not to mention the ice roads up north Post

You want to talk confusion, look at Dallas when it gets a couple of inches of snow.  Utter mayhem.


Last Looking for a White Christmas Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 08, 2007, 06:54:56 PM
Quote from: Aphos on November 08, 2007, 06:51:37 PM
Last Looking for a White Christmas Post

I hear Lapland can be nice.

Last never stay home for a white christmas Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 08, 2007, 09:34:19 PM
Dallas?? Those folks can't drive if it rains!!

I've been in more hit-from behind accidents in Dallas in the rain than ANY other type of automotive 'disaster'--and that includes flat tires and the like.

Last I don't like Dallas anyway, but they freak at precipitation! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 08, 2007, 09:50:11 PM
I'm moving to Rio...

Lying on the Copacabana for Christmas, that's my dream...


Last all I need is a place on the beach and a Cuba Libre in my hand Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Darlica on November 08, 2007, 10:01:32 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on November 08, 2007, 05:58:20 PM
No No No snow. London comes to a standstill with a teaspoonful.


It's fascinating to see that big city just grind to a halt because of a little snow...

And Griffin, you must admit London looks pretty in white. :D

Lastpro snowPost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 08, 2007, 11:57:55 PM
Quote from: Darlica on November 08, 2007, 10:01:32 PM
It's fascinating to see that big city just grind to a halt because of a little snow...

Not if one is dependent on any form of wheeled transport.  :'(  Fascinating is not the word that springs to mind.
:o

Battening down the hatches on the east coast right now. 3 metre waves rolling in.

Last tidal rivers can't be trusted Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 09, 2007, 01:01:17 AM
Have I mentioned that while up north is snowing, here we have a wonderful weather?

Last 70F/21C and expected to go as low as 40F/5C (!!!) in the weekend Post
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 09, 2007, 01:26:11 AM
I need to move to a warmer place...


Last Rio Rio Rio Rio Rio Rio Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 09, 2007, 01:55:44 AM
Snow in Scotland tonight.

Last UK has lots of weather Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 09, 2007, 08:20:53 AM
I remember that old GDR joke:
Two snowflakes meet in the clouds.
Where are you going?
To Norway to see the great landscape. And you?
To the GDR.
Why on Earth to that place?
To create panic.

or this one:
Question to Radio Yerevan: Is it correct that 2 atom bombs are sufficient to paralyze the whole GDR?
Answer from Radio Yerevan: In principle yes but 4 inches of snow do the same job

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 09, 2007, 12:44:02 PM
Well, a few days ago my home city had this:
(http://u.univision.com/contentroot/uol/art/images/noticias/lat/2007/11/071103_granizada_3.jpg)

Mind you, that wasn't snow (it isn't high enough) but hail!

Last even the tropics got their share Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on November 09, 2007, 05:01:55 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on November 08, 2007, 06:32:34 PM
Sounds like Vancouver.  Canuckistani cities that don't usually get snow are thrown into chaos by it.

Sometimes, they even call in the Army (http://archives.cbc.ca/IDC-1-69-2013-12772-10/on_this_day/life_society/twt).

Last we're never going to live that down Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 09, 2007, 05:17:05 PM
Just so long as they don't call in FEMA.

Last major disaster Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on November 09, 2007, 07:30:56 PM
Quote from: Aphos on November 09, 2007, 05:17:05 PM
Just so long as they don't call in FEMA.

Don't be too hard on FEMA - I'm sure they'd hand out shovels or something.

Last ...three summers after the fact Post

;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 09, 2007, 09:01:19 PM
Speaking of FEMA, I liked the comments John Stewart made after some media outlets compared the outcome of Katrina with the fires in CA and how Fema suposedly 'learned' the lesson. After pointing out the drastic differences in area affected and the number of victims he said it was like 'apples to... dragons!'

Last sadly they are on reruns because of the strike :( Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 09, 2007, 09:23:55 PM
What strike?   :mrgreen:

Ignorance is bliss, but so is the opposite of ignorance (NO TV!!!).



Last as long as the writers on teh intarwebz aren't on strike Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 09, 2007, 09:44:11 PM
Maybe if they fire all the old writers we can get something besides "reality" shows.

Last read a book! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on November 09, 2007, 10:01:11 PM
Maybe we should force the writers to read a book?

Last books are great post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 09, 2007, 11:19:47 PM
I vote we make them watch their own TV shows.

Last retribution Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 10, 2007, 12:56:09 AM
I'm cold...

I want to go to Rio...

Or just have someone to warm me up...


Last I miss summer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 10, 2007, 05:32:14 AM
I vote for a reality show about reality shows.

Last how to cut the budget Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 10, 2007, 09:30:38 AM
Quote from: Aphos on November 09, 2007, 11:19:47 PM
I vote we make them watch their own TV shows.

Last retribution Post

Some kind of real world Mystery Science Theatre 3000?

Last but we don't torture Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on November 10, 2007, 01:47:35 PM
Many actors were 'on the picket' lines with the writers. How about a reality show about that?

Last Kiyo gets the hug of the day because he's cold  :hug:  Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 10, 2007, 02:01:46 PM
Quote from: anthrobabe on November 10, 2007, 01:47:35 PM
Kiyo gets the hug of the day because he's cold  :hug:Post

Hug back at ya...


Last :hug: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 10, 2007, 05:39:31 PM
We got the whole weather menu today.
Rain, sun, sleet, snow, wind, absence of wind, a thunderstorm with a single flash of lightning directly overhead (during the snow), and now it's slush time.

Last I choose snow and sun at -5°C and a cup of green tea Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 10, 2007, 06:04:59 PM
It's hot
Or not
Or it snows a lot
This is the reason
To call it a season


Last rhyming Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 10, 2007, 07:00:36 PM
I wonder, whether I should quote King Lear on the heath right now ;)

Last or add the role of weather-forecaster to The Tempest Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 10, 2007, 08:14:58 PM
Weather is slightly getting on my nerves...

Can't it decide if it snows, rains or any other variation we get every day?


Last pick one and stay there Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 10, 2007, 08:15:54 PM
Funny how you folk know weather.
Know whether what?

Last some jokes don't translate Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 11, 2007, 09:12:56 AM
Ob wir schon am Ob sind, Herr Ober?
Der Ober is ob dieser Frage erstaunt.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 11, 2007, 02:18:32 PM
The weather has decided...

It's been snowing all day...


Last around 40 cm of snow and still snowing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 11, 2007, 05:06:41 PM
Snowing during the day too but at least equal amounts melting.

Last has become common in the last few years Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 11, 2007, 05:31:54 PM
Here, the weather is moderate with only a few clouds.  Nice out.

Last Indian Summer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 11, 2007, 05:56:08 PM
Here too, but it doesn't really get old until January.

Last sitting in light pajamas with my screen door open Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 11, 2007, 06:00:38 PM
Snow this early is extremly uncommon but for the last few yeras the weather has been increasingly unpredictable

Last I would not say extreme temperatures on a regular base but far more fluctuations Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 11, 2007, 07:48:11 PM
There's a Czech proverb: Martin is coming on a white horse.

Which hasn't happened in a long time..


Last let it snow let it snow let it snow Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 11, 2007, 08:00:12 PM
Us too, Swato. Frost in February are unusual, but we've had them for the last two years. And last year 19 days straight of hard frost. Which is EXTREMELY bad for the farmers.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 12, 2007, 02:23:16 AM
Subsidies card carrying farmers?

Last  :P Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 12, 2007, 03:08:58 AM
Last if it gets any hotter, I'm turnin' the AC back on Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 12, 2007, 09:39:03 AM
+4.6°C on the balcony and more snow and sleet announced.

Last Nothing against the snow but then it should be - not + degrees Post

On a completely different note (by courtesy of Obsidian Wings):
http://shakespearessister.blogspot.com/2007/11/for-discerning-gentleman-you-too-can.html
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 12, 2007, 04:48:27 PM
Mmm, nice feminist link. I imagine she also hates the (admitedly far less common) objectification of the masculine body presented in the now popular firemen calendars.

Last is there something wrong with me because I don't see anything wrong with all that boobie paraphernalia? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 12, 2007, 05:56:56 PM
I just think some of them are of quite bad taste*. But try the link near the bottom to "women as toilets" (and from there to another).
That's indeed nauseating. There is currently a discussion on the boobs running at Obsidian Wings with the argument of similar products being available based on male parts as a counter to the sexism/objectification charge being at the center.
One bone of contention is that those things are not from sex but gift or novelty shops and unlike dildos etc. not specially made for "enhancement".

Last I have never understood the appeal of big boobs anyway Post

*I would nor spend money on that kind of stuff. I put the link up more for entertainment value than for shouting "scandal"
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 12, 2007, 06:20:05 PM
Quote revolting. Is it just me or did most of the characters on the packaging look rather creepy in a rapisty sort of way?

Bleh.

Last ewwwww... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 12, 2007, 06:28:31 PM
The toilet thing is certainly degrading. The equivalent is to replace them with black man which would make a very large scandal.

Last and no, I don't see myself buying any of the boob 'toys' either Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 12, 2007, 09:03:34 PM
I love the boob beanie bag and the boob bong...



Last what's wrong with liking boobs anyway? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Darlica on November 13, 2007, 12:19:32 AM
I think most of the Boob toys are stupid and tasteless yes.
Do they creep me out or make me really upset? No.

They are just novelty items, stupid stuff certain kind of men give each other on birthdays and stag parties for a laugh and maybe to annoy the bride to be/wife/girlfriend or such.
  ::)

There are so many other things that are worse, more degrading and misogynistic around I choose to get upset about.

Last and as the legal owner of a pair of boobs I can say: boobs are pretty funny Post ;D :P
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 13, 2007, 01:35:47 AM
Boobs?  Now there's a subject worth talking about.   ;D


Last points of interest Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 13, 2007, 01:55:49 AM
So, how do you like your boobs?


Last this will get interesting Post



(sidenote: my previous post - I don't like the boob items, I like the real thing)



Not edited, just read. Chatty
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 13, 2007, 02:19:10 AM
Iradiated is better than scraped out from the inside.

Last is that interesting enough? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 13, 2007, 04:09:43 AM
Boobs? Ya seen two, ya seen 'em all...after that it's just a matter of proportion and gravity.

Last non-fetishistic men are my favorite Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 13, 2007, 05:40:55 AM
Going back to Eileen Dover territory, I just got a referral from my surgeon to a urologist called Mr. J. Dick.

Last or did I mishear the phone message? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 13, 2007, 05:57:44 AM
Going into the Air Force, I was given a physical by a doctor named Savage...that's right, Doc Savage.

Last stranger than fiction Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 13, 2007, 10:05:13 AM
We had quite a laugh when we heard (more than a decade ago) that the Polish government spokesman's name was Lamentowitsch.

Last from boobs to funny names Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 13, 2007, 04:37:25 PM
Quote from: Aphos on November 13, 2007, 01:35:47 AM
Boobs?  Now there's a subject worth talking about.   ;D

Hmm... someone certainly perked up at the mention of 'em.

Re: funny names, we had a running joke at tech school around one of my classmates using the pseudonym Dr. Long for presentations, invariably pronounced with a VERY long 'o' in Long.  His full name actually anagrams out as "Dr. Joel Arcana Long".   :ROFL:


But here's something (new one) for Swato:
(http://devilspanties.keenspot.com/comics/20071111.jpg)

Last cthulu geisha Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 13, 2007, 05:19:48 PM
A friend of a colleague consulted her doc depressed by her relationship ending ((with someone who's last name was Right)). There, there dear, the doctor responded, one day Mr Right will come along.

(true story)

Last medicine is a fine art Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 13, 2007, 05:27:23 PM
Have bras evolved from parasitic boobytraps to the symbionts they are today?

Last lame joke in the afternoon Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 13, 2007, 05:33:06 PM
Bring back whalebone corsets. Damn the ecologists !

Last constraint is morally sound Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 13, 2007, 05:37:54 PM
Awww man, Grif.
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 12, 2007, 09:03:34 PM
I love the boob beanie bag and the boob bong...
Last what's wrong with liking boobs anyway? Post
Inherently, nothing.
Quote from: Darlica on November 13, 2007, 12:19:32 AM
I think most of the Boob toys are stupid and tasteless yes.
Do they creep me out or make me really upset? No.

They are just novelty items, stupid stuff certain kind of men give each other on birthdays and stag parties for a laugh and maybe to annoy the bride to be/wife/girlfriend or such.
  ::)

There are so many other things that are worse, more degrading and misogynistic around I choose to get upset about.

Last and as the legal owner of a pair of boobs I can say: boobs are pretty funny Post ;D :P
I actually tend to find the packaging far more creepy than tha actual item.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 13, 2007, 06:57:12 PM
Talking about funny names:

I have a dentist with an interesting name...

Translated it would be "Dr. Cutter"...


Last I hate dentists Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 13, 2007, 07:49:24 PM
Doc Savage wasn't the only strange name I encountered when heading to basic training.  At boot camp, there was a sergeant named Fury.

Last comic book character Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 13, 2007, 09:57:43 PM
Ha. Had a dentist named Dr. Head. There's a substitute someplace named Mr. Faggart (AKA Mr. F).


Last muffin?! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 13, 2007, 10:11:06 PM
Oh ho...  and they said it could not be done....


The WAG has fallen behind and once again the victor is the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 13, 2007, 11:17:48 PM
Give me a name and I'll show you the man.

Last it makes more sense than the original Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 14, 2007, 02:18:41 AM
Nothing makes sense now

Last but give me another bottle of wine and it will be crystal clear Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 14, 2007, 07:40:21 AM
Meet me at the pub, there are a few bottles left...


Last don't drink and Last Post Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 14, 2007, 10:42:51 AM
Nine and twenty bottles....

I prefer grape juice pre-fermentation.

Last but nothing against rotten milk (cheese) while the fresh turns my stomach Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 14, 2007, 12:54:10 PM
To paraphrase...

A jug of wine, a hunk of cheese and Thou (as long as thou is a warm, willing wench).

Last misquoting Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 14, 2007, 03:03:40 PM
I thought it was Wein, Weib, Gesang. But mabye you sing very cheesy songs.
And isn't it that wench is a dish best served cold?

Last the cheese may repel the wench, especially garlic cheese Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on November 14, 2007, 03:49:14 PM
cheese! all cheese is good

Lastthat's what tic-tacs are for Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 14, 2007, 04:11:10 PM
Even the really fuzzy ones?

I've seen some from Quebec that look pretty evil...


Last a block of Quebecois separatist cheese, s'il vous plait Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on November 14, 2007, 04:17:54 PM
fuzzy cheese--- hmmmmm, if it can be 'peeled' or shaved and then melted-- yep it's good!

Last at least people will leave it untouched in the fridgePost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 14, 2007, 08:45:12 PM
I'm not entirely sure that it'd sit still long enough to shave it....  I think I saw it scuttle to the left when I wasn't looking directly at it.

Last the brie won't come near itPost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on November 14, 2007, 10:04:25 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on November 14, 2007, 08:45:12 PM
I'm not entirely sure that it'd sit still long enough to shave it....  I think I saw it scuttle to the left when I wasn't looking directly at it.

Are you still on the "cheese as an analogy for Quebec politics" kick, or was that unintentional?

I'm trying to figure out what kind of cheese Ontario would be.  Is there some variety of cheddar that starts out orange (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_Order_in_Canada) and sharp, and ends up bland with a high fat content with age?   ;D

Last Vive la Poutine Libre! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 14, 2007, 10:10:10 PM
Heh, I wasn't drawing the analogy too closely beyond the subscripting.  The West doesn't keep up on Quebec politics much.  I was probably vaguely alluding to the left hand path if anything, as it looked pretty sinister:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left_hand_path

Last Alberta would be something dry yet oily, I suppose.  BC is definitely a smoked cheese. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 14, 2007, 10:49:15 PM
If Velveeta is imitation cheese, what are generic knock-offs of Velveeta?  Fake imitation cheese?

Last pondering Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on November 14, 2007, 10:55:28 PM
Quote from: Aphos on November 14, 2007, 10:49:15 PM
If Velveeta is imitation cheese, what are generic knock-offs of Velveeta?  Fake imitation cheese?

Last pondering Post

Oh the horror! Oh the humanity--- fake velveeta--- actually I've eaten it- it's comodity cheese where I'm from (gov't buys surplus milk and makes 'cheese' with it to give to the poor)--- it is bad, it does not melt, I have some from 1970 that I've been using as a table wedge(under the leg to keep table from wobbling) since about 1980.

Last  :nono: :scared:Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 14, 2007, 11:07:16 PM
For true horror, watch Rudy Giuliani and Pat Robertson on stage together.   Scary!!!

Last political Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 15, 2007, 01:46:45 AM
Politicians are a scary bunch of people...

Last what's scarier, a politician or a lawyer? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 15, 2007, 05:00:56 AM
99% of lawyers give the other 1% a bad name.

Last insulting Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 15, 2007, 07:01:26 AM
What's the difference between a dead politician in the middle of the road and a dead skunk in the middle of the road?
:)
:D
;D
:mrgreen:
:mrgreen:
:mrgreen:
:mrgreen:
:mrgreen:
There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

Last Most US politicians are lawyers...so Shakespear was right. First, let's kill all the lawyers. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 15, 2007, 11:25:19 AM
Let's get the killing spree started...


Last just mumbling words Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 15, 2007, 11:32:58 AM
Let loose the rogue elephants on (not of) the GOP!

Last death by donkey, that could be interesting Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 15, 2007, 03:48:28 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 15, 2007, 11:32:58 AM
Let loose the rogue elephants on (not of) the GOP!

Last death by donkey, that could be interesting Post

Since so many Republicans are hawks, does that make them war elephants?

Last pondering again Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 15, 2007, 04:01:50 PM
Fortunately we have our own elephant to protect us...


Last where's Pachy anyway? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 15, 2007, 04:16:27 PM
I haven't seen him in a while.

Last is there an elephant in the room? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 15, 2007, 05:45:12 PM
Awww. Sans elephant.



Last  :(  Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 15, 2007, 06:12:53 PM
I think he's away...  last I saw him, he was packing his trunk.  ;)



Last we'll have pun, pun, pun 'till daddy takes the keyboard away Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 16, 2007, 12:52:51 AM
Why is Sibling Chatty so lazy about LPWB clues?

Last try answering that Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 16, 2007, 01:06:59 AM
Because she's always LYING DOWN on the job!!!

:ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:

Last Clues? I'm doing good to remember my name Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 16, 2007, 01:42:14 AM
There, there, Chatty, take another little rest now. ;D

Last :ROFL: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 16, 2007, 04:02:37 AM
Last No lying down on the job? Post :catroll: :catroll: :catroll:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 16, 2007, 04:44:03 AM
Now, now, Chatty.  Lay down, take your medicine, and try to stay calm.

Last tranquilizing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 16, 2007, 04:46:32 AM
Are you talking to me Chatty? Am I supposed to take that lying down?

Last at least we aren't suffering with too much alcohol Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 16, 2007, 09:49:42 AM
That is not dead which can eternal lie

Last Hopefully Auntie's second name is not Asenath ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 16, 2007, 04:09:18 PM
Asenath outta you, Swato.....   :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:



Last still not punny Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 16, 2007, 06:45:36 PM
Maybe Auntie could take a role in a remake of Arsenic and Old Lace :mrgreen:

Last and who will play the guy who plays Boris Karloff? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 16, 2007, 07:03:50 PM
Teddy Roosevelt steals the Last Post, yells "charge", and runs up San Juan hill with it.

Last delusional Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 16, 2007, 08:06:49 PM
And no one even attempts to guess the LPWB.

Last laziness Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 16, 2007, 08:29:36 PM
Clue recap? ;D



Last hey, didn't we once have a 10 word requirement for posts? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 16, 2007, 09:20:52 PM
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Last there you go Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 16, 2007, 09:29:27 PM
We've been clueing. You recap.

Last bossy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on November 16, 2007, 09:35:26 PM
How can one "recap" if he never "capped" in the first place?

Last hatless Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 16, 2007, 09:46:35 PM
I prefer to uncap what others have capped previously.
Besides, if you are being bossy, Griffin...  aren't you the one Cap'ing?


Last 'ware the zombie butterflies Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 16, 2007, 11:36:38 PM
 :mrgreen:


Last just didn't know what to say Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 16, 2007, 11:46:51 PM
Lost for words?

Last instead I am a lost case Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 16, 2007, 11:48:17 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 16, 2007, 11:36:38 PM
:mrgreen:


Last just didn't know what to say Post

When in doubt of what to say, Shakespeare is always a good alternative.

Thou wayward hell-hated apple-john!

Last word smith Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 17, 2007, 12:02:05 AM
Is an apple-john a guy who picks up at applebee's?

Last and what would be a pineapple-john? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 17, 2007, 01:39:08 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 17, 2007, 12:02:05 AM
Last and what would be a pineapple-john? Post

Isn't that where Spongebob makes #2?

:mrgreen:


Last bikini bottom bathroom humor Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 17, 2007, 02:09:24 AM
All hail to the master of bad punning; if the cap fits, wear it.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 17, 2007, 02:35:24 AM
Insomniac once again...


Last I've lost track of the sheep, did I stop at one million three hundred thousand thirty three or thirty four? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 17, 2007, 03:03:18 AM
Try sorting the ewes from the rams Kiyo; makes it more interesting.

Last Insomniacs Anonymous Post

* hey! I just yawned. That's a good sign isn't it?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 17, 2007, 04:32:57 AM
I tried counting sheep, but my bedroom got too crowded and sheep are rather smelly creatures.

Last malodorous Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 17, 2007, 04:50:04 AM
Which reminds me that after a day in a petting zoo my wife suggested having a sheep as a pet.

Last Oh boy, that woman is crazy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 17, 2007, 05:50:45 AM
Q:  Is it true that a dog can smell for miles?
A:  Yes, particularly after it rains.

Last canine Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 17, 2007, 10:09:50 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 17, 2007, 04:50:04 AM
Which reminds me that after a day in a petting zoo my wife suggested having a sheep as a pet.

Last Oh boy, that woman is crazy Post

And unaware of the dangers. Watch Woody Allen's Everything you always wanted to know about sex!

Last zoophiliac Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 17, 2007, 10:32:41 AM
Let's count other animals...

Like giraffes...


Last maybe that helps Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 17, 2007, 02:56:58 PM
From what I read in todays papers a miniature robot has been built that can selectively influence the behaviour of cockraoch colonies.
Will this be turned into a pied piper or will it be the next step for the militarization of the natural world?

Last We will en(c)-roach you Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 17, 2007, 03:30:36 PM
Are you suggesting that we should count cockroaches instead of sheep?

Might be very interesting...


Last count and kill Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 17, 2007, 06:30:41 PM
But that's a bit messy too.
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 17, 2007, 06:42:05 PM
I must warn you - the Serta Mattress sheep are going to get very upset over this line of discussion.

Last advertising Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 17, 2007, 07:09:59 PM
Are their mattresses made of wool?

Last lets taunt him (her?) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 17, 2007, 10:27:24 PM
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.  Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

Last Holy Grail Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 18, 2007, 01:13:26 AM
Repeat after me:

I won't drink any more slivovitz...
I won't drink any more slivovitz...
I won't drink any more slivovitz...
I won't drink any more slivovitz...
I won't drink any more slivovitz...
I won't drink any more slivovitz...
I won't drink any more slivovitz...
I won't drink any more slivovitz...

Last I've had too much to drink and now the room is spinning Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 18, 2007, 03:21:02 AM
You can certainly type clearly for having had a little much.


Last sober, sort of Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 18, 2007, 03:45:43 AM
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

Last philosophical Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 18, 2007, 04:15:15 AM
No more drinking while reading philosophy.

Last although now that I think of it, makes sense! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 18, 2007, 05:28:19 AM
What's that you say, Bruce?  No more drinkin'?!?!?!

Last Monty Python Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 18, 2007, 05:35:50 AM
Ach, Crivens!!

Trying to do a LPWB Clue Recap...

Lazy

Lying down on the job

Another little rest

OK, them's clues, youse...

Last Tricky Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 18, 2007, 06:44:49 AM
I think there are tiny blue men crawling around in my garage trying to steal my mead.

Last Nac Mac Feegle Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 18, 2007, 10:09:29 AM
Ah, those drunken red haired smurfs.

Last Auntie taking a siesta? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 18, 2007, 02:32:59 PM
Quote from: Kanaloa the Squidly on November 18, 2007, 03:21:02 AM
You can certainly type clearly for having had a little much.

I need much more to not be able to write than half a bottle of slivovitz...


Last years of training Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 18, 2007, 05:20:32 PM
So, are you a bottle-half-full ot half-empty guy ;)?

Last zu tief ins Glas geguckt Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 18, 2007, 06:37:23 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 18, 2007, 10:09:29 AM
Ah, those drunken red haired smurfs.

Last Auntie taking a siesta? Post

Don't call the Pictsies by that insipid cartoon name!!

You're moving toward the LPWB word... HOW does Auntie take a siesta?

Last  Shall we say positional? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 18, 2007, 08:00:13 PM
Autie...are you lying down on the job?

Last questioning Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 18, 2007, 08:57:01 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 18, 2007, 05:20:32 PM
So, are you a bottle-half-full ot half-empty guy ;)?

The bottle is always half full in life...

The bottle is always empty when I'm around...


Last and there I thought I had stopped drinking Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 19, 2007, 12:19:09 AM
Don't know if that's real stoner thinking.


Last but regardless, it's not a pipe dream Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 19, 2007, 12:51:36 AM
Does Auntie lie back and think of England?

Last possibly mis-directional clue Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 19, 2007, 03:19:16 AM
Yes, but what does she think of England?

Last contemplating Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 19, 2007, 03:52:35 AM
That she'd love to go there, but given her need to rest so much, an economy flight, on which there's no way to recline and get comfortable would defeat the purpose, as 4-5 days in bed to recuperate would seriously screw with any timetable. (As if there was a way to afford an economy flight, heck, as if there was a way to afford a passport!)

Last Thinking of England just makes me have to stop and look at Dan's photographs again, and I have to go get the CD off his desk, since he's laying down. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 19, 2007, 04:14:47 AM
Ahh... if one could affordably fly like this...
(http://media.komotv.com/images/071025_A380_suite.jpg)
Even conceptually (I fly as cheap as possible) I do like the idea of the huge A380.

Edit: Last oops! I forgot Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 19, 2007, 04:17:57 AM
THAT way, I could probably survive. (With pillows enough...)

Last Lose the wineglasses, gimme my book, and Dan doesn't have that much hair, but he'd adapt. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 19, 2007, 05:33:37 AM
Jeez! I'd love to fyl that way. Last flight I took was on SouthWest and my knees have been screwed up ever since.

Last no room for the feet! No room for the feet! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 19, 2007, 06:20:10 AM
I remember flying over Greenland at midnight.  It was summer and you could see the Sun over the North Pole.

Last sensational Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 19, 2007, 10:23:09 AM
It must be now more than 25 years that the family took a vacation in Canada (my only trip outside Europe yet). I remember the view of Greenland from above (in daytime).

Last is Auntie using an ottoman as a couch? Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 20, 2007, 09:49:21 AM
According to a French study blond women make men stupid.
Men yielded distinctively lower scores on IQ tests after seeing pictures of blond women.
Pictures of black or brown haired women had no similar effect.
The conductors of the study think that this is because men consider blonde women stupid and unconsciously lower their brain activity to diminish the difference and therefore be more competitive.

Last misogyny backfiring Post

PS: now imagine Condoleeza Rice being blonde and the effects that would have on Dubya ;D :o
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 20, 2007, 10:45:32 AM
Sounds like Auntie is flat out to me.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 20, 2007, 04:27:56 PM
Supine, not prone. Got my pillows, though!

Last HEE! What a word! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 20, 2007, 07:02:17 PM
Is it time for a pillow fight?


Would be a nice change from the food fights Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 20, 2007, 07:32:01 PM
So if we had a fight with giant marshmallows, would that be a food pillow fight?


Last weird thought Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 20, 2007, 10:49:58 PM
As long as you don't start roasting pillows...

Last talk about back-firing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 21, 2007, 02:00:45 AM
One night, I dreamed I ate a giant marshmallow. The next morning, my pillow was gone. *(And I was lying down while I did it.)


Last Old joke, old joker. Post



*(Parenthetical expressions may well contain cleverly hidden clues.)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 21, 2007, 02:32:21 AM
Good thing you spend so much time prostrate Auntie as this lot seem clueless. ;D

Last how BIG do clues have to be? Would it help if we shouted ? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 21, 2007, 05:02:05 AM
So perhaps DeeDee is lying in repose?

I haven't much of a clue.  I came late to this game and am too lazy to go back a read all the clues.

Last clueless Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 21, 2007, 10:33:39 AM
I know that the LPWB must be obvious...

But I don't have a clue...

And I don't really want to think about it...


Last yesterday was a sport's day at my school and now muscles I didn't know existed hurt me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 21, 2007, 10:34:27 PM
Thanksgiving dinner
Family get together
Time of reflection

Last Thanksgiving Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 21, 2007, 11:15:04 PM
No thanksgiving here...

Although I might use a turkey...


Last or any other form of meat... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 22, 2007, 12:46:17 AM
OK, BIG clue...

LPWB word is ALSO a type of bicycle, but is not allowable in competition.

Last Do I gotta Google it for ya? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 22, 2007, 01:25:32 AM
I think we should pat Aphos on the back for a good try.

Last all praise Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 22, 2007, 03:26:38 AM
Alright. Alright already.  Recumbent.

Last slapping forehead Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 22, 2007, 04:27:30 AM
Was it  r e c u m b e n t?

Last just when I figured it out Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 22, 2007, 04:51:52 AM
That was it!!

r e c u m b e n t

Speakin' of which...

Last Gonna go to bed now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 22, 2007, 01:49:28 PM
Happy Turkey Day, everyone!

Last up way too early Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 22, 2007, 07:24:11 PM
You get to send me a new LPWB word Aphos!  Well done !!

Last unlucky losers Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 22, 2007, 08:23:06 PM
I would have never guessed that anyway...


Last haven't seen Swato for a while... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 23, 2007, 02:23:52 AM
All that turkey.  All that dressing.

Last overeating Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 23, 2007, 02:53:18 AM
Turkey farmers in East Anglia are not happy bunnies at present.

Oh, and keeping ahead of the game, the new LPWB, courtesy of Aphos, is in !

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 23, 2007, 03:02:20 AM
Any reports from the bunny farmers in East Turkey?

Last Silly? Me? Of course! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 23, 2007, 04:34:35 AM
Why isn't roast bunny on the menu at Easter?

Last sicko Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 23, 2007, 11:52:20 AM
Bunnies taste really good...

So does lamb...

Or turkey...


Have I mentioned that I'm hungry?


Last going to eat right away Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 23, 2007, 01:57:22 PM
My bunny lies over the oven
My bunny lies over the fire...

Last  :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on November 23, 2007, 03:50:01 PM
Zono.... that's very 'punny'
but alas
it is mine yet again

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on November 23, 2007, 06:27:54 PM
Hi all!

Last post from the top of Mount Wilson!

MB
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 23, 2007, 07:39:06 PM
The last post rolls down Mt. Wilson and into my grasp.

Last in my hot little hands Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 23, 2007, 08:52:31 PM
... but ends in my big hands...


Last big boy PosT
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 24, 2007, 02:24:19 AM
Until, of course, I nick it.


Last registered member of the Theives' guild Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 24, 2007, 04:22:23 AM
I am thinking of big cats now.

Last because it is now on my paws Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 24, 2007, 05:26:25 AM
He who pauses, loses!!

Last The race is not always to the swift, however... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 24, 2007, 07:11:31 AM
Which is why I quickly swipe it and run.

Last on the lam Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 24, 2007, 03:30:23 PM
Run? I am standing (in rehearsal)

Last :p Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 24, 2007, 06:31:59 PM
::Sibling Chatty dons the robes of the Faith Healers and other assorted religious charlatans that think they can command thing into happening. She tosses her head back and proclaims : LAST POST, I COMMAND THEE TO COME HITHER!! then snags the LP and runs like the possessed, as the lights flash on and off.::

Last Smoke and Mirrors worked for Kathryn Kuhlman, maybe they'll work for me. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 24, 2007, 09:07:11 PM
::Catches Chatty running, hoodwinks her, and flees::

Last :::: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 24, 2007, 09:34:14 PM
I summon thee from the deep, oh great Cthul....

I mean...

Last Post
:D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 24, 2007, 10:23:10 PM
As for the LPWB, I decided to turn things upside down this time.

As for the LP, I grab it, duck under the table and scurry out the door on hands and knees.

Last stealthy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 25, 2007, 12:04:17 AM
Grabbing ducks upside down on hands and knees!?!?!?!

:o :o :o :o

Last shocked Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 25, 2007, 01:33:11 AM
HeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHe

Last laughing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 25, 2007, 04:12:14 AM
Last invert or inverted Post?

Naaahhh, too easy.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 25, 2007, 04:31:41 AM
I get down on my hands and knees and crawl back through the door up over the table and place the LP carefully where it always has been:

MINE ALL MINE

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 25, 2007, 05:56:40 AM
No more crawling for me, thanks! I was on my knees a good part of the day during staging of Turandot and even with kneepads it is quite tiresome.

Last poor peasant Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 25, 2007, 08:56:08 PM
Quote from: Sibling Chatty on November 25, 2007, 04:12:14 AM
Last invert or inverted Post?

Naaahhh, too easy.

Nope.  But your on the right track.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 25, 2007, 09:08:39 PM
Sin! Heresy!

Last someone forgot something key Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 25, 2007, 10:14:09 PM
My precioussssssssssssss...


Last I have it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 26, 2007, 12:15:22 AM
It was key not ring.

Last telephone Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 26, 2007, 12:18:39 AM
A Google search locates the LP in .013 milliseconds, and the LP is once again MINE.

Last web search Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 26, 2007, 12:24:24 AM
Do you still have a turntable to play them (LPs)?

Last nostalgic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 26, 2007, 04:58:50 AM
Actually, I do.  I used it a while back to convert all my vinyl to MP3's.

Which is why I so desperately want the

Last available Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 26, 2007, 01:14:07 PM
The few vinyls I had remain in Colombia. In fact I remember moving a full bag of CDs when I moved to the states. If I have to move again it is possible I would leave the CDs behind as most of my music is already converted to VBR MP3s.

Last but I would miss the booklets Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 26, 2007, 09:57:49 PM
Where have all the LPs gone?


I know where this one is...


Last right here Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 26, 2007, 10:29:37 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 26, 2007, 09:57:49 PM
Where have all the LPs gone?

They've gone to heaven, every one...

except for this one, which is mine.

Last possessing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 27, 2007, 02:12:06 AM
LP's?? Youngsters..I still have a ton of 78 RPM records. (Thanks, Mom, for having me store all your stuff.  :headbang: :headbang:)

Last Old OLD School Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 27, 2007, 02:27:50 AM
Possesing as a poltergeist?

Last supernatural Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 27, 2007, 04:59:11 AM
One often wonders
Is demonic possession
Nine-tenths of the law

Last haiku Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 27, 2007, 07:22:04 PM
Perhaps, perhaps, perrrrrrhaps.

Last song quote Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on November 27, 2007, 08:23:19 PM
Que Syrah, Syrah...

or is that Shiraz, Shiraz?

Last the wine is not ours to see Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 27, 2007, 09:01:26 PM
A 2 weeks ago I asked for a Syrah and the waiter look at me as if I have asked for a rare mollusk.

Last syrah, shiraz, whatever red wine is that, please Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 27, 2007, 11:59:56 PM
Red wine...white wine...where the heck is my cork screw?

Last hic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 29, 2007, 05:50:06 AM
Last Non-drinker anymore, want my corkscrew? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 29, 2007, 06:12:33 AM
My Urodynamist told me not to drink Champagne.

Last Is Urodynamics a new Olympic Sport? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 29, 2007, 08:11:30 AM
Since the LP is the last of its kind, I am taking it and putting it in a special preserve under my care.

Last lastologist Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 29, 2007, 05:01:29 PM
It is hardly the last.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on November 29, 2007, 05:05:07 PM
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 29, 2007, 06:42:34 PM
Lost Past

Last lest pest Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 29, 2007, 11:58:06 PM
We can share corkscrews...

But we have to share the wine as well...



Last I need a glass... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 30, 2007, 12:10:30 AM
Oooh, what kind have you got?

Last didn't say that Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 30, 2007, 12:34:06 AM
Hopefully red  :mrgreen:

Last  :winebottle: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 01, 2007, 07:44:46 AM
 :'( Cannot have...

Last rassnfrassn carcinoid Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 01, 2007, 04:13:49 PM
I'm sleepy I had 2 coffee cups and I still have 2 acts in front of me.

Last and the bloody room is hot as hell Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 02, 2007, 03:54:50 AM
Almost 12 hours and no challenge??

LAST POST LAST POST!!

Last Come and get it Post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 02, 2007, 05:02:30 AM
I am still sleepy.

Last why am I outside my bed? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 02, 2007, 05:42:18 AM
Yarr.  It be hard to take the Last Post with a broke computer.  But I have hijacked one that works.

Last stand and deliver Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 02, 2007, 10:14:40 AM
I better keep away from caffeine while my stomach tries to heal.
Is Aphos looking for topheavy lagomorphs or are we all screwed again by stibbar etihw?
Last yawwn Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 02, 2007, 07:35:20 PM
Oh my, Swato's recent health troubles have increased his loquacity.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 02, 2007, 10:05:36 PM
Cyber-Cthulhu
Tentacles in the machine
Haunted computers


Last Lovecraftian Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 03, 2007, 04:37:54 AM
Gloriana!



Last wait, how does that relate to Cthulhu? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 03, 2007, 08:58:22 AM
Last taciturn Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 03, 2007, 05:08:58 PM
Taciturn?

Last it's my turn Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 03, 2007, 10:59:00 PM
Depressed.

Last sub-par Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 04, 2007, 01:16:15 AM
My oh My. We've been on page 355 for THREE days now.

Last record-setting Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 04, 2007, 02:09:08 AM
This is the longest it's ever taken us! (Or so it seems to me...)


Last loosing steam, perhaps? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 04, 2007, 03:28:50 AM
Dunno, but look how remarkably I got that Last Post in as the Last Post on page 355. :mrgreen:

Actually, it just could have something to do with some stalwarts having taken vows of silence.

Last self-satisfied Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 04, 2007, 07:31:33 AM
Well, we haven't had any input on the LPWB in quite some time.  Let's get some input going, and do it with style!

Last encouraging Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 04, 2007, 10:07:14 AM
I thought we got a new one and I can't remeber any hints towards that.

Last still weak in the knees Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 04, 2007, 02:14:08 PM
I have no clue

Last nor I remember any Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 05, 2007, 01:25:21 AM
Why do I feel like going back to an earlier page?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 05, 2007, 05:24:17 AM
More interesting conversation?



Last shmack! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 05, 2007, 08:07:35 AM
Ok...Ok...clues to date...

ups and downs

track

style

Geez.  Things are really going downhill.


Last confusing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 05, 2007, 09:55:53 AM
cable cars approaching on the incline?

Last funiculi funicular Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 05, 2007, 11:53:38 AM
Last classless as well as clueless, but I DO know the difference between FAMOUS and POPULAR Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 05, 2007, 02:35:04 PM
I've been told Brad Pitt is very popular among the ladies.

Last and he is quite famous ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 05, 2007, 03:57:17 PM
I have been told I look exactly like Russell Crowe.  Except, of course, for the parts of me that don't.

Last look alike Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 05, 2007, 05:34:54 PM
Quote from: Sibling Chatty on December 05, 2007, 11:53:38 AM
Last classless as well as clueless, but I DO know the difference between FAMOUS and POPULAR Post

Not to forget infamous (not mutually exclusive with popular)

Last doesn't popular relate to a certain species of tree? ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 06, 2007, 12:19:05 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on December 05, 2007, 01:25:21 AM
Why do I feel like going back to an earlier page?

I tend to toss out clues too. ;)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 06, 2007, 01:40:12 AM
Paleontologists have found a fossilized, mummified dinosaur.  Why does this conjure up visions of a T-Rex wrapped in linen strips terrorizing Egyptian cities?

Last Mummy Dinosaur in Cairo Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 06, 2007, 02:05:34 AM
LOL@Aphos.

The skin is interesting. At least I think it is. But They seem more interested in weaving ideas about how fast it could run. As if that mattered. Clearly it didn't outrun whatever disaster overtook it. Although being buried with all your own dinosaur toys etc. must have been nice.

Last I want my home sealed with me inside for ever when I go Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 06, 2007, 10:44:27 AM
I could actually imagine a B movie with dino mummies.
Calling Uwe Boll!!!

Last Godzilla* in Egypt Post

*Sethzilla, Ptahzilla, Anubinilla, Hathoroya, King Gizaorah (pyramid-shaped)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 06, 2007, 05:03:38 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on December 06, 2007, 02:05:34 AM
Clearly it didn't outrun whatever disaster overtook it.
Not by itself but apparently the dinosaur group flew into the aves class quite successfully. ;)

Last dinos are among us now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 07, 2007, 10:24:02 AM
And still dangerous, if you believe Mr.Hitchcock :mrgreen:

Last What about Godzilla vs. The Birds Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 08, 2007, 03:21:19 AM
A frightening combonation, but I put my money on the Birds.

Last betting on Godzilla's cousins Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 08, 2007, 05:01:57 AM
Does anyone remember "Bambi vs. Godzilla"?

Last nostalgic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 08, 2007, 05:58:02 AM
I remember hearing about it, but I never saw it.

Last culturally deprived, you know Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 08, 2007, 06:08:15 AM
My bad.  It is "Bambi Meets Godzilla".  You can see it here...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXCUBVS4kfQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXCUBVS4kfQ)

Last YouTube Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 08, 2007, 09:59:02 AM
When will at last come Bambi contracts Rabies ?

Last Bambi and the Zombie rabbits Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 09, 2007, 01:16:00 AM
And what if Bambi got mixamatosis?

Last life is so depressing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 09, 2007, 05:00:52 AM
Mmmm, Bambi. Almost as tasty as Thumper!

Last Carnivores can be scary, huh? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 09, 2007, 06:38:44 AM
I always thought it quite ironic all those girls that got named "Bambi", when Bambi is a stag.

Last gender bender Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 09, 2007, 07:38:31 PM
Parents who name their children after cartoon characters don't have to pass any "you must be this bright" tests.

Last Have you met my nephew Trogdor? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 09, 2007, 11:29:30 PM
The power of parents to name one's grandchild is scary.

Last I didn't sign up for grandchildren Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 10, 2007, 10:14:57 AM
I also wonder how Christian parents can name their child Lucifer. They probably knew that it means Bringer/Carrier of Light but they should realize that most people will think of something different.

Last or Lilith Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 10, 2007, 04:25:11 PM
We've been having an ice storm that has flattened all the trees.

Last frozen Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 10, 2007, 09:09:20 PM
Frozen here, too.


Last My poor orange tree. :( Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 11, 2007, 03:32:09 AM
High Sunday was 87 degrees.

High today was 55, low was 51.

Tomorrow it gets 'cold'. Down to 40.

Last Still chilly in the house. Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 11, 2007, 03:44:17 AM
Why?!?!? After the storm in the NE we had a dip in the 60s for two days, and thats it!

Last and now is back to the 80s :censored: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 11, 2007, 06:20:01 AM
I'd rather have the 80s than have to scrape ice off my car in the morning.


Last kvetching Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on December 11, 2007, 07:33:37 AM
SSHHH. Don't mention the 80s.

Just noticed my hug count has reached my lucky number.

Last appreciative Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 11, 2007, 10:54:47 AM
Weather clearly not good for health. Not very cold (10°C) but moist/wet and windy on occasion. Either one uses the warm clothing, then one will sweat below it or the light one, then the wind can be nasty (especially after dark).

Last no hope for snow at the moment Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 11, 2007, 07:57:00 PM
Power lines and tree limbs down all over the place.  I have no idea when the power will be back on.

Last powerless Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on December 11, 2007, 08:19:09 PM
Yep,

your weather was on our Channel 5 news tonight.  Usually a reliable sign that things aren't normal.

Last frozen Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 11, 2007, 11:47:32 PM
Good grief Beagle !  You watch Channel 5 ?

Last that's the channel for CSI and the ads for sex chat lines Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bruder Cuzzen on December 12, 2007, 12:42:27 AM
Had some snow this week , temperature is 1C and it is raining at the moment which makes for ultra slippery roads and pedestrian walkways .

It's not winter yet so i figure i should enjoy this fine wheather while it lasts .
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 12, 2007, 12:47:00 AM
Temps in the low 70's today. No rain.

Isn't this the Canadian Small Talk thread??

Last confused, but what's new about that Post  :mrgreen:

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bruder Cuzzen on December 12, 2007, 04:02:27 AM
OH!..... I mean Last Post !
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 12, 2007, 04:16:03 AM
HAHA!!

Not for long!! swipe

Last  Got it back! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bruder Cuzzen on December 12, 2007, 05:25:08 AM
HAHAHA...Last it's minePost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on December 12, 2007, 07:21:20 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on December 11, 2007, 11:47:32 PM
Good grief Beagle !  You watch Channel 5 ?

Last that's the channel for CSI and the ads for sex chat lines Post

I've usually just got in from work at 7 and having my tea. The kitchen TV isn't digital so to get the news it's C5 or C4.  C5 is less irritating, just.

Actually C5 these days has some quite good art and travel programmes. C4 has Big Brother.  Hardly ever watch it (C4 that is, never watch BB).


Last snobbish Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 12, 2007, 09:20:51 AM
Last Real snobs don't watch television...like me! :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 12, 2007, 09:23:24 AM
Nor me. Keep the drugs away from a potential addict.

Last even radio is not what it was just a decade or two ago Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on December 12, 2007, 12:24:19 PM
Quote from: Sibling Chatty on December 12, 2007, 09:20:51 AM
Last Real snobs don't watch television...like me! :mrgreen: Post

There's a famous old quote from Lord SomeOneOrOther saying something like "I don't have television, but sometimes my butler lets me watch his".

I occupy the middle ground, TV but no satellite or cable.

Quote from: Swatopluk on December 12, 2007, 09:23:24 AM
Nor me. Keep the drugs away from a potential addict.

Yep. You could starve to death watching "UK History" ; endless archive documentaries.

Quote
Last even radio is not what it was just a decade or two ago Post

My latest radio doesn't seem able to pick up 2LO (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2LO).  Perhaps I should take it back.

Last off the air Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 12, 2007, 04:28:41 PM
We have no cable or satellite, thus we get no TV reception!

We live in nowheresville, but it's getting some press! Bad press, but...
http://houstonpress.com/2007-12-06/news/toxic-town/

Last Can't afford cable ,not really a snob, ya know Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 13, 2007, 02:43:59 AM
Quote from: beagle on December 12, 2007, 07:21:20 AM
I've usually just got in from work at 7 and having my tea.

Last snobbish Post

Hardly. Not having TEA at SEVEN PM. ;) ;) ;)

Quote from: beagle on December 12, 2007, 12:24:19 PM
I occupy the middle ground, TV but no satellite or cable.

Quote from: Sibling Chatty on December 12, 2007, 04:28:41 PM
Last Can't afford cable ,not really a snob, ya know Post

Cable and Satellite are purely a class matter in the UK. Cost irrelevant ;) ;)

I wouldn't have cable or satellite if you paid me.

Last genome of the Brits shows class differences Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on December 13, 2007, 07:47:49 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on December 13, 2007, 02:43:59 AM
Hardly. Not having TEA at SEVEN PM. ;) ;) ;)

Being only a minor league imperialist lackey running-dog I have to work from 7 to 6, so tea at 4 is out of the question.

Quote
I wouldn't have cable or satellite if you paid me.

Me neither. I used to have NTL/Virgin cable internet, but then I switched to one that worked.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 13, 2007, 08:19:14 AM
I have tea at breakfast and at an unspecified time in the afternoon/evening.

Last but no muffins Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 13, 2007, 08:42:30 AM
Tea the meal, not the drink....

Tea 4 pm  (as Beagle so rightly pointed out)
High Tea 5 pm
Supper 6pm/7pm
Dinner 7:30/8-9/ pm

The most shocking deviation I came across was one of my bosses in one of my jobs who invited us round for tea at 8:30 pm. The food served equated to high-tea not tea so he even got that bit wrong too.

My boys always had digital watches and elevenses became known as ten thirty fiveses.

Last getting life right  is hard Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 13, 2007, 08:48:27 AM
Since I have lunch at 2pm, the correct times would not fit properly.

Last but I am not British, so some barbarisms are to be expected Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 13, 2007, 08:51:09 AM
2pm is acceptable. It is known as a late lunch. Pity the Finish who lunch at 11:15 am.

Last Does brunch only happen on Sundays? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 13, 2007, 08:57:28 AM
I hear it also occurs on Saturdays but rarely during the week.
Pre-noon lunch is not an option. my father gets up at about noon (he goes to sleep at about the time the newspapers are delivered, about 5am). I move towards that too over time.

Last owlish Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 13, 2007, 09:02:00 AM
Is your father Finish. If not, then he's ok to continue with this habit ;)

Last beyond the 5 am barrier Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 13, 2007, 09:57:27 AM
No, his blood alcohol level is to low to qualify for Finnish citizenship ;)

Last he will be finished by other means Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on December 13, 2007, 08:56:51 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on December 13, 2007, 08:42:30 AM
Tea 4 pm  (as Beagle so rightly pointed out)
High Tea 5 pm
Supper 6pm/7pm
Dinner 7:30/8-9/ pm

No, no, no.  Supper is after dinner. About 11:30 P.M. when it suddenly strikes you how long it is till breakfast, and that it would be wisest to partake of an omelette and class of claret rather than risk seven hours of arduous sleeping on an empty stomach.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 13, 2007, 09:09:53 PM
I beg to suggest that is a Late Supper.

Of course the Spanish have dinner at 11:15 p.m.

Why have the Finish and Spanish selected 11:15 as a meaningful time?

Last world globalisation will never work Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on December 13, 2007, 09:23:32 PM
They're foreigners. As Swatopluk so rightly said, you have to make allowances.
It would be unfair to judge them too harshly. *

Last they're from Barcelona Post


* also you probably wouldn't want the Aga on until the temperature dropped a bit if you lived at the latitude of Madrid.

Didn't realize Finns had lunch at 11:15.  If it's cold fish and cabbage perhaps they just want to get it over with (sorry, slipped into Jacques Chirac mode).
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 13, 2007, 09:26:12 PM
Cold raw fish. And beer.

Last are the squidlings safe? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on December 13, 2007, 09:30:36 PM
I can understand wanting the beer early before a hard days lumberjacking or mobile phoning. Think I'd rather feed the fish to something else; then eat that.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 13, 2007, 09:37:47 PM
But then you'd be digesting something that was digesting something else which might be itself digesting yet some other..... where would it end? You might swalllow the whole world by mistake. Sounds a dangerous plan to me.

Last getting hungry Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on December 13, 2007, 10:01:24 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on December 13, 2007, 09:37:47 PM
But then you'd be digesting something that was digesting something else which might be itself digesting yet some other..... where would it end?

By and large, I'm happy for it to end with me, but there's probably a tiger or shark somewhere with other plans. Failing that, worms.

Last Always look on the Bright Side Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 13, 2007, 11:35:45 PM
Which is the topside of nearly everything.


Last weeee! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 14, 2007, 02:16:45 AM
What, bottom dwellers?

Last I don't wanna be a carcass Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 14, 2007, 04:52:05 AM
What is with all this eating all the time? Once a day works for me.

Last Same as the dog, ya know? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 14, 2007, 05:21:57 AM
It's the younger generation. Fridge grazers. I believe it used to be a political policy.

Last some dogs can open fridges Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 14, 2007, 06:35:43 AM
Not mine, thank goodness. He'd eat us out of hose and home.


Last weo! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 14, 2007, 08:41:39 AM
I hear cats are more capable in that area (opening doors etc.). In that case an oldfashioned fridge with a locking lever would be the solution.

Last or an extra fridge for the pet Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 14, 2007, 08:04:53 PM
Cats may be capable, but are they willing?

Last your dinner is in the fridge Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 14, 2007, 09:44:10 PM
Depends. Can they annoy you endlessly with it?


Last spiteful kitty-cat! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 15, 2007, 02:05:57 AM
If you want to be annoyed endlessly, get an elderly Schnauzer that doesn't WANT to go out the Doggy Door, but wants to go walkins on his leashie, even when Mommy wants to be sleepins all day.

Last Spencer's just lucky I love him Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 15, 2007, 02:12:07 AM
THAT would get annoying.

Last annoying animal tendencies Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 15, 2007, 10:16:11 AM
This again opens the question, who is on the controlling end of the leash.

Last I would put a Loriot cartoon here but they are not freely available on the net and the copyright owners are known to go after violations quickly Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 15, 2007, 05:08:16 PM
Yaaaay copy right laws!


Last pffft Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 15, 2007, 07:48:28 PM
Control? Leash?? Control The DOG??

The one that's afraid of ThunderMonsters and kept me awake until 5:30 this morning by trying to burrow into my neck to hide?

Last Humans fear me, dogs think I'm furniture Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 16, 2007, 09:06:31 AM
If you have seen Hausu, you will fear furniture (I think there is a review in the Humbleodeon).

Last that piano was scary Post

http://toadfishmonastery.com/forum/index.php?topic=59.msg11127#msg11127
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 16, 2007, 03:03:09 PM
I haven't; I tried but they fooled me; they were showing Casper Hausu.

Last let's make all the threads identical Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 16, 2007, 05:32:09 PM
The available Region 2 DVD will probably useless to you because it has German subtitles only (or are you fluent in Japanese?)

Last we need the Babelfish, go to Islington and take it while Arthur is away Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 16, 2007, 11:15:32 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on December 16, 2007, 05:32:09 PM
(or are you fluent in Japanese?)

No, but my son is, well almost, and his partner IS Japanese.....

Last catching a Griffin is a mystical experience Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 17, 2007, 02:48:42 AM
Guilty by association?

Last guacarimasen Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 17, 2007, 06:07:28 AM
*sings*


Last well hardly the last a-topical Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 17, 2007, 06:08:50 AM
EXPLODEZ MIF KEROZINE


last nonsubsensisequential post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 17, 2007, 08:52:50 AM
Hi, Qwerty!
You have become a rare guest here.

Last or I would not be in the position I am at the moment ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 17, 2007, 11:32:21 AM
Yeah, well lifes doing things, and I still don't mesh well with this forum layout/setup

luckily for you all, I am gracing you with my (possibly bloated) presence.

last suck on that for a while, I gotta hit school post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on December 17, 2007, 11:43:12 AM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 17, 2007, 11:32:21 AM
Yeah, well lifes doing things, and I still don't mesh well with this forum layout/setup

We're planning a tea dance on Wednesday's to attract a younger membership. And MB's producing a backing track based on sampling Glenn Miller 78s.
Don't give up on us, we need you to bring the average age down to two digits.

Last Post.

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 17, 2007, 12:57:40 PM
So, there is a clue to our beloved beagle's age

Last which century? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 17, 2007, 02:54:22 PM
Q, we DO miss you. And if I can figure out this format, YOU surely can.

Last Don't talk about centuries, I'm feeling old today. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 17, 2007, 07:35:37 PM
I dunno, I kinda like all the attention I get when I return for my absences.

last as megalomaniac as ever post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 17, 2007, 07:53:18 PM
Heavy emphasis on the maniac part?? :bwa:

Last Love ya anyway, Q guy... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 17, 2007, 07:59:58 PM
Meeeybe.
Really, Q, its a very simple format.


Last megegegegalo Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 17, 2007, 09:23:39 PM
well it's not so much the format, but the navigation, and some of the email updates feel wonky for some reason.

I just find it easier surfing sections with a setup like phpbb

last subsubsub post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 17, 2007, 10:54:34 PM
The youth of today are so set in their ways. How will they cope when they reach the average age???

It's new, it's different, it's challenging. YAY!!!

Last Q greeting Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 17, 2007, 11:10:20 PM
WHAT in the name of Lord JIBBILIE jesus was THAT?

last all about post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 17, 2007, 11:21:53 PM
Hey Q, I had an idea how you could manage this forum. If you click my profile you can get a list of all my posts. That would give you instant access to all the interesting stuff here :mrgreen:

Last tutorial Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 17, 2007, 11:42:23 PM
yeah, I'm sure I'll figure something out.

eventually

last miscorrect post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 17, 2007, 11:45:17 PM
Griffin, you astound me on a regular basis. :)


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on December 17, 2007, 11:46:46 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 17, 2007, 12:57:40 PM
So, there is a clue to our beloved beagle's age

Last which century? Post

329 in dog years. And it shows.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 18, 2007, 12:01:07 AM
oh that's nothing. my mum is older than you.

although speaking of dog years... that means the (first) french revolution lasted 70 dog years!

that's gotta suck.

last if you're a dog post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 18, 2007, 12:08:38 AM
Quote from: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 17, 2007, 11:45:17 PM
Griffin, you astound me on a regular basis. :)

:o

Q, did I say welcome back?

Welcome Back Q.

Last dedicated to Qwerty Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on December 18, 2007, 12:18:50 AM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 18, 2007, 12:01:07 AM
oh that's nothing. my mum is older than you.

She's going to love you for telling the whole internet that. You might want to consider the FBI witness relocation scheme.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 18, 2007, 12:28:16 AM
meh, it's not by much, and I doubt she peruses this forums regularly.

last something tells me this is a smaller audience than other forums post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 18, 2007, 08:32:58 AM
Quote from: beagle on December 17, 2007, 11:46:46 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 17, 2007, 12:57:40 PM
So, there is a clue to our beloved beagle's age

Last which century? Post

329 in dog years. And it shows.

In that case you are still at risk from the baby snatchers (cf. that Hells Grannies sketch from Monty Python's Flying Circus ;D)

Last he was just... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 18, 2007, 06:26:54 PM
No! not the Baby Snatchers!

Last they are a fearsome bunch Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on December 18, 2007, 07:45:35 PM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 18, 2007, 12:28:16 AM
meh, it's not by much, and I doubt she peruses this forums regularly.

last something tells me this is a smaller audience than other forums post

The phrase is "more exclusive", not "smaller".

And mothers know everything. In my day they knew the secret place you hid your special interest magazine collection, and now they know the same about your internet jaunts.  When you and teddy are tucked up for the night they press a secret button on Norton and review all the dodgy places you visited.

And saying it was research for a school project on social issues doesn't cut it.

Last paranoid Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 18, 2007, 10:46:24 PM
Beag, did you have a fearsome mother? Who had TWO sets of eyes in the back of her head?


Last was Beagle's mommy Cthulu's sister? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 18, 2007, 11:18:31 PM
Well, There are certainly advantages to having a more liberally minded family.

last certainly bests being conservative post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 19, 2007, 12:49:47 AM
I agree with beagle, moms know more than they appear.

Last I don't mind liberal minds Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 19, 2007, 09:02:13 AM
I hear some kids are embarassed when their liberal parents give them tips about sex, spoiling the fun of the "we do something our parents would be shocked about, if they knew it"

Last my prawn is still save Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 19, 2007, 02:29:00 PM
Makes me wonder, how should we go about sex ed nowadays?

Last my kid is 12, you know Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 19, 2007, 05:22:10 PM
I really have no answer, other then to suggest you let the school handle most of it (but tell the kid whatever your stance is about it).


Last not a topic to discuss with mommy and daddy, if at all possible Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 19, 2007, 07:35:12 PM
send 'em to a UU church for OWL

comprehensive sex ed about not just sex but relationships and sexuality in general, GLBT topics covered.

last plugged post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on December 19, 2007, 07:57:15 PM
Buy a good educational book on the subject aimed at the age group?  

Then maybe he can explain to us what Owls have to do with it.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 20, 2007, 02:22:26 AM
Our.

WHOLE

Lives.

badda bing.

last badda bing is of course, optional post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 20, 2007, 02:22:39 AM
You let them watch Eastenders (http://www.bbc.co.uk/eastenders/) from the age of 3.

Last TV all the Birds and Beebs Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 20, 2007, 09:31:11 AM
Or (as a deterrent) Paris Hilton tapes

Last definitely not the schoogirl report movies Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on December 20, 2007, 03:29:05 PM
age 12-- well honestly he's got the basics already-- they get that from osmosis-- I'd just go with age appropriate and family appropriate stuff- allowing the child to be free to ask about anything (wihout fear of mom and dad freaking) will leave the door open for what ever needs clarification (they do pick up mis-information like doing it the first time won't get a girl pregnant and such or the old do it in the pool and no one gets pregnant etc ) and that is where parent input is so valuable.

Just be there (you and mom both) and be honest-- if you honestly don't know (for example how many of you can define Santorum-- stop sniggering! - I couldn't and got asked and WOW) don't wing it- look it up - together.

Good luck and have fun!

OH

Last Post (almost forgot)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 20, 2007, 03:48:25 PM
Thanks dear siblings. I've spoken with him a couple times on the subject but the changes are happening now, I guess that's why I ask. I've tried to be as plain as I can and he doesn't seem much concerned yet.

Last parenting Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 20, 2007, 07:05:40 PM
Go figure. At least now he knows he can talk to you about it. And that's more important than the actual mechanics of the issue.


Last transformers and Pokemon are probably more interesting Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 20, 2007, 07:48:44 PM
Quote from: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 20, 2007, 07:05:40 PM
transformers and Pokemon are probably more interesting
Not for a while now. Just so you get an idea, he just finished the Iliad and is now reading The Odyssey in its full text.

Last but he watches Spongebob and The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on December 20, 2007, 08:09:11 PM
Lastcommunication is the key to parenting! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 21, 2007, 12:00:24 AM
Zono,

Honesty, and a willingness to listen to the thoughts, ramblings and even misconceptions with an open mind.

My foster son told me that the ability to talk honesty, without euphemisms, shame or even embarrassment at his ignorance is probably the only reason that he, among all his bio-siblings, doesn't have at least 3 kids, generally with differing other parents.

What I remember telling him was "Sex happens, sometimes when you don't expect it. Be ready for the unexpected, don't ANTICIPATE anything, but have what you need close at hand." That, and "Never be afraid to ask questions. We won't judge you, we just want you to be both safe and sane."

Last But, sanity is SO overrated Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 21, 2007, 01:19:14 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 20, 2007, 07:48:44 PM
but he watches Spongebob and The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

I  watch Billy and Mandy. Though I avoid SB like the plague.
Reading the Odessey at twelve? Smart boy you have there, Zono.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 21, 2007, 01:56:17 AM
But what meter was it written in?

riddle him that.

last I know post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 21, 2007, 10:39:53 AM
I think that was about the time I got interested in Homer&Co too, although I stuck to the very detailed retellings by Gustav Schwab (Sagen des Klassischen Altertums, Tales from Classic Antiquity). He downplayed the sex parts a bit (normal for the time) but otherwise everything is there down to the details. This very thick book also contained all the other epic stories (7 against Thebes, Herakles, the Argonauts...) plus a lot of "minor" (i.e. shorter) tales. I think it is the best collection of its kind that there is (I think nobody even tried to rival it).
The original epics came a bit later.

Last Andra moi ennepe Mousa polytropon hos mala polla Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 21, 2007, 07:40:57 PM
that effected me to great affect.

last I hate it when people use i.e. instead of a.k.a. post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 21, 2007, 08:07:45 PM
Is good to have you back Sir Q

Last what affects you? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on December 21, 2007, 08:43:54 PM
Q is back--- where you been? Oh school stuff I bet- or inventing something interesting--


Oh and Zono-- in a hilarious side note-- remember to use proper words for parts and stuff- my daughter (age 17) has a friend (also 17) that uses the silliest words because that is what she was taught and I have to #1 bite my tongue and #2 attempt to not laugh my butt off. The first time I heard her say tally-whacker in my backseat while I was driving I almost died!  I'm sure you don't have this issue- keep it that way-

lastdon't get your tally-whacker caught in your zipper post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 21, 2007, 08:59:23 PM
It's December 21st.

It's 79 degrees F on my porch, in the shade.

Global Warming is annoying me greatly...

Last Whassup wif dat? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 21, 2007, 10:40:56 PM
Global warming?

Last I thought that didn't happen in the US of A  ::) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 22, 2007, 12:59:26 AM
I hate it when people use a.k.a instead of i.e.

Last tolerance? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 22, 2007, 01:31:57 AM
I giggle when I hear about half the euphemisms for things like that. And I can't help it.


Chatty, can we trade? I'm tired of el nino or whatever it is this year. I miss my sunshine.


Last you make me happy when skies are gray Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 22, 2007, 01:57:08 AM
You are my sunshine.

Last sublime songs Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 22, 2007, 03:02:17 AM
I smoked two joints.

last different sublime song post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 22, 2007, 03:08:43 AM
Did you smoke them both at once?

Last smoke gets in my ears Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 22, 2007, 03:14:27 AM
How 'bout a bowl?


Last straight edged Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 22, 2007, 05:35:38 AM
also known as
for example
EIEIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Last Next time Marinol comes up in discussion at the pain docs, I am saying yes. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 22, 2007, 09:20:41 AM
365 pages, one for every day of the year (in 3 out of 4 years)

Last still the 10000 is a bit far yet. keep working on it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on December 22, 2007, 01:48:08 PM
Lastchallenge to work on it accepted Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 22, 2007, 04:03:50 PM
Freeeeoooowww!

last read a book post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 22, 2007, 05:55:16 PM
Merow?


Last Kiiiiiity noise! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 22, 2007, 06:07:42 PM
GIMMIE DA TEA!

last nonsubsequential post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 22, 2007, 06:57:27 PM
In consequence I will

Last Post

now
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 22, 2007, 07:12:38 PM
don't you people know when to give up and let me win?

last f'real post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 22, 2007, 07:17:37 PM
No.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 22, 2007, 07:51:57 PM
Double Negative.

last zero post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 22, 2007, 08:23:15 PM
Bah! Humbug!

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 22, 2007, 10:38:36 PM
you forgot the void.

last                post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 22, 2007, 11:14:42 PM
Staring back from the void....

Last  Nothing interesting here Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 22, 2007, 11:25:36 PM
Help! I forgot to void.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 23, 2007, 12:15:00 AM
Mmm, I should avoid the void. Empty places that stare back make me nervous.

Last :help: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 23, 2007, 12:26:48 AM
Also, something always rushes in to fill to fill the void.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 23, 2007, 02:55:08 AM
like a vaccum.


last VREMWOOOCH! post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 23, 2007, 03:44:36 AM
Careful, Qwerty, you scurvy knave, or you'll void your warranty.

Last unavoidable Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 23, 2007, 10:13:04 AM
Are vacuums actually legal outside heads?

Last why do such heads explode rather than implode? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 23, 2007, 01:50:54 PM
I would like to see an explosion implode.

or an implosion explode.

would that involve a black hole?

last theoretical physics... in your basement! post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 23, 2007, 03:43:47 PM
Offer to do the vacuuming and find out.

Last housework for science Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 23, 2007, 05:05:38 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on December 23, 2007, 10:13:04 AM
why do such heads explode rather than implode?
If an idea is dense enough it will explode in all directions at high speed breaking the skull of the carrier.

Last with high speed camera you may be able to catch an tiny implosion but the air rushing in plus the matter of the idea coming out will make it a practical explosion Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 23, 2007, 05:12:25 PM
Unfortunately some of the more unpleasant people with that characteristics have faound a Terminator 2 ability of putting their heads together and vacuumed again in a ver short time.
Btw, how can they emit so much hot air with a vacuum inside?

Last or is it the exhaust of the vacuum pump? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 24, 2007, 03:49:20 AM
Last Head full of helium Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 24, 2007, 03:52:56 AM
Quote from: Sibling Chatty on December 24, 2007, 03:49:20 AM
Last Head full of helium Post

Are you saying you are feeling light headed, Dee Dee?

Last inquiring Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 24, 2007, 03:54:27 AM
Helium Huh?

Last Quistmas Quackers Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 24, 2007, 10:45:14 AM
Full of helium means speaking like Mickey Mouse :D

Last usually ignored in deep sea movies for practical reasons Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 24, 2007, 12:33:09 PM
In the UK full of helium mans speaking like Donald Duck.

Last last of the cartoon wars Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 25, 2007, 08:01:29 AM
But how does one get to sound like Groucho Marx in "Duck Soup"?

Last Rich Little Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 25, 2007, 09:10:10 AM
By running for prime minister of Freedonia?

Last or should we try for Tomania first Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on December 25, 2007, 11:01:26 PM
Thank you for the Last Post,

but you might have gift wrapped it.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 26, 2007, 03:38:49 AM
Or at least bagged it.


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 26, 2007, 04:48:37 AM
Gift wrap costs extra.

This is the cheap option.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 26, 2007, 06:07:59 AM
Oops...

I missed the

Last Merry Christmas Post

by 6 minutes.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 26, 2007, 09:19:15 AM
Now it's boxing day and my father's birthday.

Last but he will be asleep for a further 1.5 hours, so I can use this PC Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 26, 2007, 06:31:07 PM
If it's boxing day I better get back in my box.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 26, 2007, 07:15:08 PM
It's boxing day, but my shadow hasn't come back from its vacation yet.

Last utter silliness Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 27, 2007, 01:42:04 AM
And my brain hasn't either.

Last if I only had a brain Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 27, 2007, 04:57:08 AM
I think I saw it jumping with the squidlings.

Last mine OTOH has been lost for a while Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 27, 2007, 05:45:32 AM
BRAAAAAIIIIIIINNNS!!

Last Zombie Meal Call Post

:clink:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 27, 2007, 05:51:21 AM
BLOOD!!!

Last Vampire in training Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 27, 2007, 10:13:25 AM
Tentacles, tentacles. It's Solstice Eve and it's scary
In my dreams hear my screams. Soon we will all see R'lyeh

Last Great Old Ones are coming to town Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 27, 2007, 05:26:36 PM
*Pulls out the Cthulu Gehsia outfit*


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 27, 2007, 10:31:03 PM
                              City of R'lyeh.
                              Alien geometry.
                         That which is not ... is.


Last Cthulhu haiku Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 28, 2007, 09:58:42 AM
Shub-Niggurath for Vice President (although we know nothing about the sexual orientation of her offspring ;) )

Last borderline joke Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 28, 2007, 06:39:05 PM
OK by me. better manners, morals and more human than the guy in the job now.

Last Dick, is one Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 28, 2007, 11:57:01 PM
Cthulhu for President.  Why choose the lesser of two evils?

Last tentacled Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 29, 2007, 01:33:39 AM
I understand nothing posted anywhere on these forums tonight.

Last lost capacity Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 29, 2007, 05:17:05 AM
 ???

Last HUH? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 29, 2007, 06:30:55 AM
Cthulhu is as Cthulhu does.


Last  :bwa: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 29, 2007, 09:38:17 AM
Maybe we are (except Griffin) possessed by the Choral Squids.

Last do I smell rats in the walls? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 29, 2007, 08:29:34 PM
It is probably just Brown Jenkins.

Last what IS in the walls? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 29, 2007, 10:50:54 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on December 29, 2007, 01:33:39 AM
I understand nothing posted anywhere on these forums tonight.

Last lost capacity Post

Tonight I am just reading the easy stuff.

Last brain revivication programme Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 29, 2007, 11:10:43 PM
Aphos, I would say the squidlings, but maybe not if we're being possessed by them.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 30, 2007, 12:52:05 AM
If the ghosts come back after exorcism, does it go on your credit record as a repossession?

Last finances, schminances Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 30, 2007, 02:07:07 AM
One often wonders
Is demonic possession
Nine tenths of the law?


Last one more weird haiku Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 30, 2007, 02:23:00 AM
Does one possess oneself?

Last confused Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 30, 2007, 04:37:48 AM
Yes, but being self possessed is usually not thought to be a good thing.

Last cryptic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 30, 2007, 05:13:26 AM
I believe Jane Austin would disagress with you there Aphos.

Last meaning is a function of Time Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 30, 2007, 08:59:40 AM
But remember, time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

Last silly cliche Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 30, 2007, 09:07:07 AM
    I wasted time, and now doth time waste me;
    For now hath time made me his numbering clock:
    My thoughts are minutes; and with sighs they jar
    Their watches on unto mine eyes, the outward watch,
    Whereto my finger, like a dial's point,
    Is pointing still, in cleansing them from tears.
    Now sir, the sound that tells what hour it is
    Are clamorous groans, which strike upon my heart,
    Which is the bell: so sighs and tears and groans
    Show minutes, times, and hours"

            * King Richard in Richard II by William Shakespeare

another anachronism by the master, such clocks were not yet in use at the time

Last classical Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 30, 2007, 09:18:38 AM
"For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction."
                                                                     Sir Isaac Newton

Last classical mechanics Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 30, 2007, 09:25:54 AM
Yes, Sir Isaac was a reactionary

Last and what is an irredentist? ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 30, 2007, 03:12:32 PM
But, at the same time, Sir Isaac had incredible inertia.

Last motionless Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on December 30, 2007, 04:25:39 PM
And was such a good confectioner he was known as Master of the Mint.

Last naturally principled Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 30, 2007, 06:00:59 PM
Mint Julips for everyone!!!

Last overly sweet drinks Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 30, 2007, 06:23:00 PM
Why not chocolate mints?

Last I'll drink tomorrow Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 30, 2007, 10:18:29 PM
I vote for cherry liquer chocolates.

Last too tired even to eat them but they look nice Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 30, 2007, 11:14:49 PM
Anything with chocolate gets my vote.

Last cocoa butter Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 31, 2007, 12:49:15 AM
Drat, I ate them. Now I feel sick.

Last :puke: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 31, 2007, 09:42:39 AM
You should have stayed with crunchy frogs (if you don't mind the lark's vomit)

Last cockroach cluster Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 31, 2007, 10:57:56 AM
Yum.  Crunchy Frog.  My favorite. :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie:

(BTW...we need a frog smiley)

Last ribbit Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 31, 2007, 04:43:57 PM
Frog smilie on it's way - see smilie additions thread soonish*.

Last I'm only here to add smilies - I hate these forums really Post

*frog delivered
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 31, 2007, 06:04:08 PM
 :froglick:

Last frogless Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 31, 2007, 10:49:34 PM
Nice little froggy.

:froglick: :froglick: :froglick: :froglick: :froglick: :froglick: :froglick: :froglick:

Last frolicking frog Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 31, 2007, 11:01:21 PM
Have a froggy 2008!

Last I don't have the froggyest idea Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 01, 2008, 12:52:47 AM
The sibling below me will...wait a minute.  This isn't the Sibling Below Me game.  This is the

Last confused Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on January 01, 2008, 01:20:02 AM
The sibling above me does not have the Last Post (i do).
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 01, 2008, 02:10:40 AM
ZOINK!

(You did, now I do!)

Last sound effects Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 01, 2008, 03:14:37 AM
According to my timezone Aphos had the last post of 2007.

Last is this a competition? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 01, 2008, 04:36:36 AM
Ha!!!  In MY time zone is still is 2007.  So I get one last try at it.

Last New Years Eve Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 01, 2008, 09:12:19 AM
By now Hawaii should be about the last major location where it is still 2007.
Last year of Bush, we hope Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 01, 2008, 09:49:37 AM
Oh frabjous day, Calloo, Callay.

Last Could this be the last year of the Bush regime? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 01, 2008, 11:15:03 AM
I don't think they'll manage the cremation by 31st Dec ;)

Last except by red button and unintended consequences Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bruder Cuzzen on January 01, 2008, 05:06:24 PM
Last Posttime to move some more snow
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 01, 2008, 07:04:09 PM
Heh. I almost miss living where it snows, and then I remember shoveling the walk, and suddenly stop.

Last God, I HOPE it's the last year of Shurbbery Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 01, 2008, 09:01:00 PM
Somebody shoulda offed Prescott Bush years BEFORE he advertised for someone to run in a California House race--the one where he first put Tricky Dick Nixon into politics. Maybe then GHW wouldn't have mode his way to the CIA, and the entire fetid clan would be just another group of wealthy wastrel, instead of wealthy wastrels that also get to waste our country and our lives, as well as their own.

I'd say "Eat the Rich" but nasty rancid crap like that? I'd eat 6 month old roadkill first.

Last Round and Round and Round in a Circle Game Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 02, 2008, 07:04:09 AM
Ah, yes, good ol' Tricky Dick.

Last I am not a crook Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 02, 2008, 09:15:06 AM
There is actually some snow here too.

Last Alas, it won't probably last! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 02, 2008, 05:34:16 PM
Beautiful day here.

Last sunshine Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 02, 2008, 09:55:36 PM
Beautiful but cold here.

Last Where's my blankie? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 02, 2008, 10:59:08 PM
Yes, quite nippy here, too.

Last Thank God for Thinsilate(tm) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 03, 2008, 01:04:48 AM
Cold enough to freeze yer ears off 'ere.

Last bedsocks Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 03, 2008, 06:46:20 AM
Spring is starting to make it's way here. Still cold, and I'm sure it'll frost before long (we're supposed to have three days of rain this week), but my pepper tree is blooming, and the apricot is budding.

Last as the world turns Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 03, 2008, 07:25:03 AM
Still spinning along at about 700 miles per hour.

Last world turning Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 03, 2008, 09:19:42 AM
-2 to -6°C announced and also icy wind (7 Beaufort in gales from East) but no fresh snow. Better to stay inside.

Last forecast: short-term thawing on weekend than freeze again but without snow Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 03, 2008, 09:41:14 PM
Windy and cold, but very few clouds.

Last weather report Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 03, 2008, 10:15:37 PM
cloudy today. Supposed to rain tonight.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 03, 2008, 10:18:32 PM
Sounds like a good time to have a warm, fuzzy dog.

Last dog lover Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 04, 2008, 12:07:41 AM
It is. :D
Last fuzzy critters make for warm feet Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 04, 2008, 04:30:41 AM
Me thinks it is time for a nice cuppa hot chocolate.

Last cocoa Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 04, 2008, 05:06:26 AM
That would be tasty.

Last hmmm Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 04, 2008, 05:19:32 AM
Warm, fuzzy dog on my feet...who weighed 32 pounds at the vet today, up from his previous all time 25. My feet aren't just warm, they're numb.

Last Whadda ya mean, quit feeding him so many snacks, it's the Poptart corners that are making him fat and yes, I am an indulgent Mommy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 04, 2008, 08:11:42 AM
With all the treats my neighbors are feeding Missy, she is up to 66 pounds.  With her winter coat, she looks massive.  She's a big sweety, though.

Last big dog Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 04, 2008, 08:35:05 AM
I woke up too early for the phone call i have to make which means I will be asleep when i need to make it amd NO alarm clocks are not the answer to this dilemma as they dont actually control sleep.

Last life .....s Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 04, 2008, 10:09:01 AM
Why then do I always wake up a few minutes before the alarm clock fires independent of the setting?

Last sympathetic magic? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 04, 2008, 05:34:20 PM
Your internal clock tells you what time it is, and your mind knows what time you wanted to get up, so they join forces?

Last BS'ing psychology Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 04, 2008, 09:10:42 PM
Cloudy, cold and windy here.  But I have a nice hot cuppa tea, so all is well.

Last warm Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 05, 2008, 03:24:43 AM
It's not as cold as the last two days and nights have been!

Night before last I left a glass of water in the unheated half of the house, and it was frozen over by morning.

Last I miss central heating. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 05, 2008, 05:17:35 AM
I think I just heard my son fly over. Has to be some point in being awake for the early asian flights. Still too dark to pick him out though.

Last expand the airports Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 05, 2008, 10:07:02 AM
I doubt you would like the landing strip going through your kitchen :mrgreen:

Last it's so difficult to get rid of the tire marks (pun intended) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 05, 2008, 05:17:49 PM
My kitchen has black chinese slate floor. Tire marks wouldn't show.

Last excitement in the kitchen Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 05, 2008, 08:25:37 PM
I'd kill for a slate floor.

Last 8sigh* Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 05, 2008, 09:33:12 PM
Slate floors look great, but are cold on the bare tootsies.

BTW, I had completely forgotten about the Last Post Word Game.

If you guys don't get it soon, I am going to blast into ORBIT and do BACK FLIPS.

Last clueless Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 05, 2008, 11:17:01 PM
Actually the slate is about 1mm thick and starting to break up and flake.

Last cheap tat Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 05, 2008, 11:41:18 PM
Low cost?

Last cheap slate Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 06, 2008, 12:16:32 AM
Yeah, Aphos, but that's what slippers and socks are for, no?  :mrgreen:


Last I want a sock icon Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 06, 2008, 12:57:14 AM
True, Scrib, but who wants to rummage around for socks or slippers for a midnight raid on the fridge.

Last snack time Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 06, 2008, 01:00:59 AM

Last decent bedrooms have refridgerators built into the bedhead Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 06, 2008, 01:10:00 AM
Aye, but decent kitchens have ondol.  ;)


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 06, 2008, 01:21:15 AM
Ondol should be a word in the word definition thread.

Last ban languages Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 06, 2008, 10:03:15 AM
Are we talking about zero gravity and weightlessness on the LPWB final frontier?

Last space stationary acrobatics Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 06, 2008, 01:24:33 PM
Re:  LPWB...you've got it all BACKWARDS.

ondol  where you find Barbie clothes.

Last punishment Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 06, 2008, 06:12:32 PM
Last wtf in ondol? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on January 06, 2008, 07:21:15 PM
Quote from: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 06, 2008, 06:12:32 PM
Last wtf in ondol? Post

OOOOO I know this one
it's a type underfloor heating system
now for the specifics you'll have to ask sibling aggie or his lovely wife-- I just know what it is in basic from a fellow student from Korea who was bemoaning cold floors one time at my house

Last I agree completely with anytype of heated flooring!Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 06, 2008, 08:45:13 PM
The modern version is used out West here too, I think (usually hot water pipes).  Mom & Dad have used it for their last couple of houses in the kitchen.


Last my whole apartment building is ondol, we need to let the winter air in Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 06, 2008, 09:15:27 PM
Ooooh.

Last so that's what it is... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 06, 2008, 09:23:01 PM
 :mua:

Last it's mine, MINE Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 06, 2008, 09:37:57 PM
Nope.


Last the cake is a lie Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 06, 2008, 10:12:11 PM
So, the LPWB is a tactless hint towards my light-bending overweight obesity then? :o

Last where is my trusty Black Hole to suck that rascally pie-rat into? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 06, 2008, 10:33:02 PM
Portal! Put the pie-rat into a portal!
Last time I quote a video game that no one else here plays Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 06, 2008, 10:42:08 PM
Anything to do with "The Scary Door"? :mrgreen:

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 06, 2008, 10:42:17 PM
Heh, I installed tile on my apartment to _remove_ heat...

Last I trade heat Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 06, 2008, 11:19:15 PM
Let's trade insults.

Last not for sale Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 06, 2008, 11:20:33 PM
Zono, know that feeling! I wonder if I can ship heat to out Northern breathern?


Last each box sold separately! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 07, 2008, 12:59:39 AM
If global warming keeps up, our northern brethren may need to ship heat south.

Last climate changing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 07, 2008, 01:02:34 AM
Or maybe we can trade it when it's unseasonally cold. Shop me some in February!

Last stoopid global warming Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 07, 2008, 03:59:53 AM
I thought they'd alreay buriied billions of miles of cables under the oceans to re-distrbute heat.

Last anyone got the helpline number; my connection doesn't work Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 07, 2008, 05:01:26 AM
You were told wrong, it isn't 'cables' but 'currents' and the changes in salinity are changing the routes.

Last hot desert in the amazon, colder winters in Europe and North America Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 07, 2008, 05:28:44 AM
Regarding the LPWB, I am about to lose my temper and fly off into a BACKWARDS ORBIT if someone doesn't get it soon.

Last rassenfrassen Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 07, 2008, 08:34:44 AM
Poor Zono. However new and big and glossy the clues are they are always getting worse. {{{hint}}}

Last Can we have a 60-70s fancy dress party ? Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 07, 2008, 09:47:01 AM
I am ready for my science (http://www.springerlink.com/content/w4q5000j114761g7/) link (http://aif.cedram.org/aif-bin/fitem?id=AIF_2005__55_1_29_0), Mr.Cassini!

Last retrograde motion Post

Ok r-e-t-r-o-g-r-a-d-e

Now I have to find an Admin to accept a new one
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 07, 2008, 11:32:42 AM
yeh, like that's tough, we hate accepting all the stupid words people choose

Last Admins Unite against Verbage - Join your Union Today Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 07, 2008, 10:44:34 PM
Yeah.  Swato got the LPWB!!!

Last free at last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on January 07, 2008, 10:56:49 PM
Last Post.

Just because I've not played in eons.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 07, 2008, 11:24:15 PM
So, just how long is an eon?

Last wondering Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 08, 2008, 12:06:57 AM
Seems to me we should forget eons and merely celebrate anyone keen enough to resort to trying to reclaim the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 08, 2008, 02:25:00 AM
Well, I seem to have lost my memory eons ago.

Last forgetful Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 08, 2008, 09:25:30 AM
I just sent a new word to Griffin, so it may not be in the filter yet.

Something catholic practiced mainly (but not exclusively) by lower plants

Last Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 08, 2008, 03:31:14 PM
Ah, 'tis morning after a night of thunderstorms.

Last very very wet Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 08, 2008, 06:34:31 PM
No natural thunder for some time

Last only firecrackers post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 08, 2008, 10:03:05 PM
BOB!! Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob!!

I missed you.

Last Hoping it's the last, anyway--Missing Bob Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 09, 2008, 12:30:10 AM
New word in filter.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 09, 2008, 06:31:32 AM
Folding time and space.

Last 4 dimensional origami Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 09, 2008, 06:52:56 AM
I'm tempted to try to figure out what the new word is.


Last must resist temptation Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 09, 2008, 11:14:59 AM
If you fall for the temptation you won't be able to do the LPWB as a Catholic (few try anyway)

Last dogma for lower plants Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 09, 2008, 01:43:36 PM
Do dinosaurs practice flagellation?



Last dinoflagellate Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 09, 2008, 02:36:45 PM
Interesting but wrong guess. But you are thinking the right way to solve this.

Last unholy night of darkness nerver ended Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 09, 2008, 04:51:07 PM
Oh damn. I should know this. Confession?


Last shouldn't have slept through Sunday school Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 09, 2008, 06:26:23 PM
Oh rats...shouldn't have been brain dead through bouts of teaching Religion classes at Annunciation when our "monk" that was supposed to teach 'em was in the drunk tank.

(Brother Whatzizface finally left the order, had the surgery and became the woman he'd always wanted to be. And then s/he became a radical lesbian... I was confused. Heck, I'm STILL confused.)

Last Doesn't take much to confuse me anymore. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 09, 2008, 06:41:27 PM
Mmm, heresy or blasphemy?

Last burn the heathens Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 09, 2008, 09:13:23 PM
Chatty--Are you serious? Rofl!

Last talk about a change Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on January 10, 2008, 02:30:05 AM
Last transubstantiation Post?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 10, 2008, 08:50:12 AM
My army of crabbies has taken the

:krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie:
:krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie:

Last captured Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 10, 2008, 09:29:10 AM
If said monk waited for a few years, the LPWB might be/have been an option. I do not know though, whether transgendering also covers certain areas necessary.

Last let a 1000 flowers bloom (and the heretics burn) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 10, 2008, 11:48:35 AM
Zen Druids

Last worshiping the tree that isn't there Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 11, 2008, 07:16:55 AM
Quote from: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 09, 2008, 09:13:23 PM
Chatty--Are you serious? Rofl!

Last talk about a change Post

Yes.

He went from part time monk/part time drag queen to full time TG surgery patient (interesting how an archdioscese 'west of Texas' was such good help with his bills) and from there to beauty school, to hairdressing, hooking part time (and hanging at gay bars when not hooking) to becoming lesbian, then radical lesbian (hairdressing is for silly femmes) and became a mechanic.

As she said the last time we talked, "I finally got all macho, just like my Dad. But I still look and sound like my Mom." She's lead mechanic at the Rolls/Bentley dealership in Houston, and is made to wear long sleeves to hide her tattoos. But, she is happy, and plays Grandmum to her partner's 9 grandchildren.

Last I know way too many people, ya know? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 11, 2008, 07:37:32 AM
Last people are strange Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 11, 2008, 09:09:05 AM
Hollywood would consider that as far too strange to be acceptable as a movie plot (but the "deviant" parts would disqualify it anyway*)

*do you think any respectable (US) studio would risk spoiling their "family-friendly" image with The Transgendered Lesbian Monk :mrgreen:?

Last that sounds like something a Japanese studio could be interested in Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 11, 2008, 06:19:21 PM
I watched "Stardust" last night.  DeNiro's character was a hoot.

Last putting the "swash" into swashbuckling Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 12, 2008, 02:07:50 AM
He was AWESOME.
Christ, what a change. At least she's happy now.


Last wonder what dirt she had on that diocese Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 12, 2008, 04:28:51 AM
Dirt on the diocese?  Gospel gossip?

Last alliterative Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 12, 2008, 05:00:03 AM
Quote from: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 12, 2008, 02:07:50 AM
He was AWESOME.
Christ, what a change. At least she's happy now.


Last wonder what dirt she had on that diocese Post

The Catholic Church has used the same rural part of New Mexico to 'retire' sexually abusive priests (also to domicile and purportedly treat them) for years. Both of her parents were employees of various Catholic organizations for decades...

Once, in a drunken fit of TMI and honesty, he (at that time) complained that he'd been through three 'reparative' surgeries by the time he was 16, the first one at age 7.  Later on, he said that his parents had signed confidentiality agreements that provided them with permanent jobs and a decent retirement, so all his economic pressure had to be based on events after he turned 17 and left home.

Me, I'd be the one with a couple of loaded Uzi's...

We chatted this evening. Their (partner's biologically) youngest daughter has been accepted into medical school! She's un-freezing some 'frozen assets' to help with tuition...and made her usual "how many gold candlesticks will THAT cost" crack. Strong person.

Last Not too fond of most so-called 'organized' religions most of the time. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 12, 2008, 06:46:57 AM
Religions aren't able to escape "power corrupts", either.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 12, 2008, 09:45:03 AM
According to some philosophers religion invented that concept

LastPriestertrug (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priesterbetrugstheorie)Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Darlica on January 12, 2008, 02:20:41 PM
I think Chatty is our resident patron saint and should be pictured with a uzi in one had a baniation stick in the other and a proud schnauzer at her feet.  ;)

Griffin is the mythical being guarding the gates... ;)


Last mythology Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on January 12, 2008, 04:04:55 PM
good ones Darl

I picture Swato wearing those geeky but sexy eye-glasses, wearing a gleaming lab coat, holding the beaker of all knowledge in one hand (it has tea in it actually!) and a scroll in the other(it's a disertation!). The sacred squidling perched on his shoulder.

Black Bart is our 'saint' of witty writing- he is perched at his desk quill and ink well at hand(ok tankard of rum too). He wears the coat of office- complete with Toadfish coat of arms breast plate.

Goat is our stalwart and brave Knight upon a bridge. He wears the steel-toed boots of troll kicking and carries the banner of comradship. Attached to the banner staff are the multi-colored locks of various vanquished trolls and sundry characters.

...

Last  Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 12, 2008, 06:37:38 PM
That's a very fine Last Post Anthro - it really ought to be the Last Post as it is so fine.

But alas, it won't be.

Quote from: Darlica on January 12, 2008, 02:20:41 PM
Griffin is the mythical being guarding the gates... ;)

Not very effectively if the guarding is mythical, or indeed the gates.

Griffin's are benign so the guarding would involve addressing the issues of why anyone wanted to enter through the gates. I am compiling case notes; I have got as far as what do the gates mean to you?

Last not on my watch Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Darlica on January 12, 2008, 06:39:50 PM
Anthrobabe, I think should be pictured like a female Indiana Jones, Texas style, with the ankh in one hand and cat by her feet. ;D

Opsa would, I think be some sort Mucha like muse of wine and philosophy. http://notis-artglass.gr/forum/Mucha/bogenrief.jpg (http://notis-artglass.gr/forum/Mucha/bogenrief.jpg)

Last MuchaPost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Darlica on January 12, 2008, 06:46:59 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on January 12, 2008, 06:37:38 PM
That's a very fine Last Post Anthro - it really ought to be the Last Post as it is so fine.

But alas, it won't be.

Quote from: Darlica on January 12, 2008, 02:20:41 PM
Griffin is the mythical being guarding the gates... ;)

Not very effectively if the guarding is mythical, or indeed the gates.

Griffin's are benign so the guarding would involve addressing the issues of why anyone wanted to enter through the gates. I am compiling case notes; I have got as far as what do the gates mean to you?

Last not on my watch Post

Isn't Griffins supposed to be able to see the soul?
If so, when you see an malicious soul you call on Goat our stalwart and brave Knight, and let him do the dirty work.

Lastwatch thisPost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 13, 2008, 12:30:33 AM
Zombie string theorists say..."Branes.  I want branes."


Last punish Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 13, 2008, 03:05:01 AM
What's this?

Last some sort of role playing game? ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 13, 2008, 03:07:15 AM
All hail the zero!!!

Last nothing is sacred Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 13, 2008, 03:09:47 AM
Quote from: Darlica on January 12, 2008, 02:20:41 PM
I think Chatty is our resident patron saint and should be pictured with a uzi in one had a baniation stick in the other and a proud schnauzer at her feet.  ;)

Don't forget the growing red gleam to the eyeballs, and the lengthening of the fingers into claws as the leatherlike wings unfold...

Last Truth in  :devil2: Advertising Post
:daz:

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 13, 2008, 03:12:07 AM
That would be the dark side of angels, so I guess it makes sense.

Last but if I'm not wrong it can be shown/hidden on demand Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 13, 2008, 03:14:55 AM
Ah ha!  Once more I have the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 13, 2008, 03:18:34 AM
The correct conjugation would be 'had'.

Last preterit to future passing through the present tense Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 13, 2008, 03:21:56 AM
No no, Zono.  You can't make off with the

Last Post

that easily.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 13, 2008, 09:10:11 AM
Let's
All
Share
The

Post
Over
Some
Tequila*

*tea for me, please
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 13, 2008, 09:13:48 AM
Ah, te-kill-ya.  I recall some really terrible hangovers that were the result of that particular potable.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 13, 2008, 09:18:11 AM
I hear there are some sorts of tea with a similar effect

Last I stay with chamomile for the time being Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 13, 2008, 09:34:12 AM
 :tank: :tank: :tank: :tank: :tank: :tank: :tank:

Ah, Swato.  Trying to make off with the

Last Post.

Fortunately, the smilies were on guard and got it back.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 13, 2008, 09:35:28 AM
Your attempts will tank!

Last (out)Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 14, 2008, 02:14:15 AM
Quote from: Darlica on January 12, 2008, 06:46:59 PM
Isn't Griffins supposed to be able to see the soul?
If so, when you see an malicious soul you call on Goat our stalwart and brave Knight, and let him do the dirty work.

But how much would Goat charge?

Last misapropriation of tanks may result in banning Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 14, 2008, 03:09:19 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on January 14, 2008, 02:14:15 AM
Quote from: Darlica on January 12, 2008, 06:46:59 PM
misapropriation of tanks may result in banning

Tanks for that information.  :tank:

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 14, 2008, 04:46:42 AM
Goat would charge a groat.

Last  :goatflag: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Rev. Rowan Redbeard on January 14, 2008, 04:52:24 AM
Now this is a game that I understand.

Last (plundered) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 14, 2008, 06:06:47 AM
ZOINK!!

Mine...the precious....

Last Most goats will charge anything...  :goatflag: :goatflag: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 14, 2008, 06:09:47 AM
My crabbies take the

:krabbie: :krabbie: Last Post :krabbie: :krabbie:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 14, 2008, 06:14:38 AM
 :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep:

My sheepies take it from the  :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: for safekeeping.

A nice wooly nap for the

Last Nitey-nite Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Rev. Rowan Redbeard on January 14, 2008, 06:16:01 AM
Sheepies aren't safe when pirates are around.

Last sheepish Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 14, 2008, 06:17:35 AM
 :yar: :yar: :yar: :yar: :yar: :yar: :yar: :yar: :yar:

But Toadfish pirates are unstoppable, and retake the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 14, 2008, 07:56:30 AM
Those Toadfish Pirates look all tanked up.

Last ok you can groan Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 14, 2008, 08:15:18 AM
No, these are tanked Toadfish pirates...

:toasted: :toasty: :toast: :toasty: :toasted: :toasted:

But they do have the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 14, 2008, 08:37:00 AM
We keep the Last Post round the clock.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Rev. Rowan Redbeard on January 14, 2008, 03:06:13 PM
Then the clock must have stopped, because I have the Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 15, 2008, 12:11:13 AM
And out of kindness, we let you keep it for a whole day! (OK, that, and I had to go somewhere.)

Kindness over, back to blackhearted villiany--as soon as I talk to my Mommy... :-*

Last Matricidal Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 15, 2008, 12:19:55 AM
But Chatty has had it long enough, now.  So I take the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 15, 2008, 12:21:26 AM
Never mind matricide. Is the LPWB keeping us alive?

Last garbage Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 15, 2008, 12:24:12 AM
Personally, I think it is chocolate and coffee that keeps us alive...or at least gives us a reason for living.

Last opinion Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 15, 2008, 12:25:36 AM
chocolate....

Last :thumbsup: :YaY: :Tcup: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 15, 2008, 12:27:03 AM
Funny you should mention chocolate. Significant cross-posting event on My Hill.

Last scary minds Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 15, 2008, 12:28:59 AM
Mocha...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Last yummy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 15, 2008, 12:32:34 AM
Today, I was given a half pound of dark (60% cacao) chocolate with crushed cocoa nibs in it.

Last Eat yer hearts out, I ain't sharin' Post

(Oink)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Rev. Rowan Redbeard on January 15, 2008, 03:24:54 AM
We have an annual chocolate festival here, with massive amounts of free samples. If you are lucky enough (as I was) to be there at closing on Sunday, you can abscond with punds of samples that would otherwise have to be thrown away.

Last still have chocolate in the freezer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 15, 2008, 03:30:50 AM
You may have chocolate in the freezer but you don't have the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Rev. Rowan Redbeard on January 15, 2008, 03:39:01 AM
Actually, I now no longer have chocolate in the freezer *licks lips* but I do have the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 15, 2008, 03:49:33 AM
No you don't.

Last disagreeable Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Rev. Rowan Redbeard on January 15, 2008, 03:52:02 AM
Yes I do.

Last positive Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 15, 2008, 03:55:38 AM
Look behind you !

Last pantomime Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Rev. Rowan Redbeard on January 15, 2008, 04:03:53 AM
 :doh!:

Last not falling for that again Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bruder Cuzzen on January 15, 2008, 05:07:00 AM
Lastthinking about maybe having... red or white in the skull socketsPost.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 15, 2008, 07:01:22 AM
Last Anyone stating that they have chocolate should prepare to be boarded Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 15, 2008, 07:14:10 AM
Sorry.  All of my chocolate is gone...now.

Last defensive Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 15, 2008, 09:02:44 AM
That means Aphos now leads the boarding team. I have to guard the rum balls more tightly.

Last the LPWB will not usually work after matricide* Post

*although there were attempts
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 15, 2008, 09:05:17 AM
Ah, Swato, you can't take my

Last Post

that easily.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 15, 2008, 09:39:14 AM
I just counted the stuff I posted in the Choral squids. 28 songs by now (although some could use a few more stanzas).
Time to prepare an official songbook

Last Let the Deep Ones sing! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 15, 2008, 10:08:17 AM
Is this a personal counting game or can anyone join in?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 15, 2008, 02:08:23 PM
Most people will prefer singing to counting. Time to send the HPLHS an updated copy again. About the only chance to get them performed by somebody.

Last shameless self-promoting Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 15, 2008, 02:42:10 PM
Terrifying thought...
There exist greater evils
Things Cthulhu fears

Last Lovecraftian Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Rev. Rowan Redbeard on January 15, 2008, 03:16:02 PM
Last brief Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 15, 2008, 05:32:34 PM
(http://images1.comstock.com/Imagewarehouse/BX/SITECS/NLWMCompingVersions/134751-135000/bxp134906.jpg)

Last briefs Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 15, 2008, 05:47:50 PM
How can you call those things briefs?

Last all your chocolate are belong to us Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 15, 2008, 05:57:36 PM
I didn't name them.  You should see boxer briefs, which are even less brief.

BTW, I am all out of chocolate, so, yes, all my chocolate are belong to you.

Last need to get more chocolate Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 15, 2008, 06:24:09 PM
Some barristers have huje briefs. Clearly there is a need.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 15, 2008, 10:51:33 PM
Considering what some barristers are full of, they have need of huge briefs.


Last lawyer jokes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Darlica on January 15, 2008, 11:08:57 PM
There is 430 g of high class 60% chocolate in my kitchen cupboard... ;D

LastteasingPost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 16, 2008, 12:10:35 AM
I've hidden all the chocolate where I won't find it.

Last self-defeating Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Rev. Rowan Redbeard on January 16, 2008, 02:59:31 AM
Last where did this chocolate come from? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 16, 2008, 03:01:08 AM
Dan counted.

I have chocolate hidden in 9 places, and in plain sight in 3 more. The total WEIGHT of all chocolate/chocolates (those with 'stuff' in the chocolate) stashed?? Over 9 pounds.

Obviously, he discovered where I hid the Hershey's Kisses with Cherry Cordial Centers. No, he won't tell me...

Last Goin' to da store tomorrow... Post  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 16, 2008, 05:06:59 AM
Oh God, I love those things.


LAst *runs to store in pajamas* Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 16, 2008, 05:22:31 AM
Hersey's Special Dark Chocolate.  Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Last drooling Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 16, 2008, 07:52:30 AM
Those are good too!

Last stop all this talk of chocolate! Well, maybe not... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 16, 2008, 08:12:48 AM
D@mn, now I'm hungry.

Last Rrrrrrrrrrrrumble Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 16, 2008, 09:20:22 AM
I hear American (at least US) chocolate is seen by self-respecting chocolatiers like Ankh-Morpork chocolate is by their counterparts on the Discworld.

Last cheese Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 16, 2008, 09:59:20 AM
But even bad chocolate is Goooooooooooooooooooood!

Last delicious Post


(There is better chocolate out there than Hershey Special Dark, but for an inexpensive chocolate bar, it is really, really good.)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 16, 2008, 10:20:33 AM
Wait until the first chocolate-related BSE case is on the front pages :o

Last I would it not consider it beyond some producers to use bovine products as ersatz for (expensive) cocoa fat Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Darlica on January 16, 2008, 12:44:31 PM
BSE do cattle eat chocolate? :P
But yes, the news about people getting the Creutzfeld-Jacob Disease by chocolate would probably set of a mass psychosis... 

Now, we better stop this prion talk or this will end up on Snopes in a day or two. ;)

LastspongiformPost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 16, 2008, 05:42:03 PM
This could be my very last post.

Last emotional blackmail Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on January 16, 2008, 08:08:20 PM
Quote from: Rev. Rowan Redbeard on January 16, 2008, 02:59:31 AM
Last where did this chocolate come from? Post

Oh boy lookie who decided to show up for the party--- well hello darlin how's about a wee hug to say hello to ye  :grouphug:

Last but I still have thePost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 16, 2008, 10:46:30 PM
Yipee!!!  Chocolate for everyone!  (BYOC*)

Last Post


*Bring Your Own Chocolate
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 17, 2008, 12:20:31 AM
Heh. I showed Dan another pound and a half of chocolate he'd missed, plus the 3 tins of good baking cocoa and the 2 pound block of melting chocolate that I inherited when a friend's husband killed her little chocolate fountain by trying to run it with chili con queso in it.

Last OK, even I am getting worried about my hoarding problem now. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 17, 2008, 04:22:35 AM
OK, everyone.  Time to make a chocolate raid on Chatty's house!

Last boarding party time Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on January 17, 2008, 04:41:57 AM
Last dirt Post*


* see my reference on My Hill, for explaination
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on January 17, 2008, 01:58:20 PM
Lasti wanna see someone try and run chili con queso through a chocolate fountain-- Oh those Texas boys Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 17, 2008, 02:47:14 PM
I am a model of restraint. I am here for several hours now and have not yet taken the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 17, 2008, 11:17:16 PM
 :mua:

The Last Post is mine!

Mine!
Mine!
Mine!
Mine!

:bwa:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 18, 2008, 04:50:10 AM
WAS yous.

Mine.

Last possessive Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 18, 2008, 04:58:08 AM
Unfortunately for Sibling Chatty, the evil smilies have reclaimed the

Last Post

:mua: :mua: :mua: :mua:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 18, 2008, 07:10:29 AM
But in a moment of spitefulness, they have given it to me.


Last I has t3h last post! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 18, 2008, 07:46:29 AM
Nope. In the name of Grand Moravia I claim the Last Post for the muskrats and basket sharks
(I actually consider to dedicate my thesis to those)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on January 18, 2008, 02:07:42 PM
Last Thank you beagle for helping me fix my nerd test signature  Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 18, 2008, 06:32:15 PM
Last I just infected the LP with the germ for my hacking cough. Take at your own risk. Post   :duh: :duh: :duh: :bwa: :bwa: :bwa:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on January 18, 2008, 07:49:03 PM
Lastbut I won the immunity challenge- so there  :P Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 18, 2008, 08:23:03 PM
Sorry, anthrobabe, but the Last Post iz mine.

:mua: :mua: :mua:

Last now I haz the Last Post Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 19, 2008, 01:06:34 AM
HAD

You HAD the Last Post.

I now have the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 19, 2008, 01:09:39 AM
But only for a little while.  The

Last Post

iz ourz again!!!

:mua: :mua: :mua:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 19, 2008, 03:32:10 AM
Guess again...

Last Dee Dee's got it again Post :sheep: :sheep: :yippee:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 19, 2008, 04:29:17 AM
But not for long...and this time, I have guard dogs!!!


:beagle: :beagle: :beagle:
:beagle: Last Post :beagle:
:beagle: :beagle: :beagle:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 19, 2008, 04:37:08 AM
But large rats are frightening to small dogs, so I shall be taking that back now, darling.


Last I gots it now! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 19, 2008, 04:50:41 AM
Fine, then I trump your rat with my 2000 lb. rat.

(http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2008/01/18/reconstruct.jpg)

Last ROUS Post


Note:  The little guy at the bottom weighs 35 lb.

And the big guy really existed...about 2 million years ago.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 19, 2008, 08:59:53 AM
Auntie, your signature looks faulty.
Btw, while I am here I can use the opportunity to take the Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on January 19, 2008, 01:37:56 PM
We've all had faulty signatures lately-- thank goodness for help

Last Fawlty Towers and sigs Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 19, 2008, 10:11:54 PM
Sadly, anthrobabe, I must inform you that your

Last Post

has been confiscated and is now mine.   :YaY:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 19, 2008, 11:38:29 PM
Aphos, you might note that I ALWAYS have dogs...

My Schnauzoid Americans can out-dog any cartoon Beagles you can muster.

Plus, they've always been tops at chasing ratties or any other ROUS that might appear. The night the possum fell through the bathroom ceiling at the old house in Houston the Schnauzies had to be barricaded in their Daddy's den to keep from attacking the bathroom door until we could get Animal Control there the next day to get the possum out of the bathtub.

Last Spencer will guard it for Mom, if she's got snackies for him. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 20, 2008, 12:16:17 AM
Never underestimate the power of a cartoon dog!

(http://www.oldpunks.com/1underdog2.jpg)

Last Underdog Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 20, 2008, 04:13:38 AM
Meh.

Still my LAST POST.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 20, 2008, 04:18:03 AM
...until now!

Last stealing candy from children Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 20, 2008, 06:13:55 AM
And now it is mine.

Last watch out for other candy thieves Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 20, 2008, 06:23:28 AM
Candy?? I still have (almost all) that chocolate! (I ate a small box of Whoppers and a dark chocolate covered Milano cookie today. I am teh bad.)

Last Protected by the Power of Chocolate (and a sleeping Schnauzer) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 20, 2008, 06:28:22 AM
Sneak, sneak, sneak.  Tiptoe, tiptoe.  Nip.  And away with the

Last while Schnauzer is still sleeping Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 20, 2008, 06:29:27 AM
Aphos, you've been hoodwinked!

Oi gots et now!



Last Post of the Piratess!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 20, 2008, 06:35:47 AM
Aye, but there's still a bit of chocolate attached, so it's mine again.

Last Schnauzers sleep, Schnauzer Moms don't. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 20, 2008, 06:38:35 AM
Well now the chocolate is gone, so I'll be taking that back again...
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 20, 2008, 06:41:42 AM
Scriblerus isn't watching though, and loses the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 20, 2008, 06:51:19 AM
Puulease, I LET you take it.
So I'll have that back now, thank you.


Last Post-a-rama-lama-ding-dong.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 20, 2008, 06:53:13 AM
Nope.  Mine.

Last not sharing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 20, 2008, 06:56:51 AM
That's not very mature of you. Not like I'm going to run away with the Last Post.


Ok, that was a total lie. *scampers away, cackling like mad, swinging the Last Post like the French wave a white flag*
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 20, 2008, 07:00:42 AM
Missy jumps up and licks Scriblerus on the nose.  Blinded by dog drool, she is unable to stop me taking the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 20, 2008, 07:13:35 AM
Bitch, please. I have a dog of my own who is a licky critter when he wants to be. I have developed the ability to see THROUGH dog spit.

So you have deluded yourself into thinking you have the Last Post. It is still in my hot little hands.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 20, 2008, 08:03:09 AM
You have never encountered the power of Missy-dog slobber.

Besides, I hand Scriblerus Missy's leash, then turn loose a rabbit.  Scriblerus is dragged off screaming as Missy gives chase.

I calmly walk over and take the...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 20, 2008, 08:45:25 AM
I threaten you all with some fresh fruit and since none of you has finished the self-defense course successfully and I have control over tiger, crocodile and 15-ton weight, I take the Last Post and have it guarded by them.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on January 20, 2008, 02:52:52 PM
tiger and crocodile represent no problem, I am fully conversant with Defence Against Soft Fruit, up to and including the loganberry, and the 15 ton weight is ME!!

Snatches Last Post, and trumpeting wildly, runs away....

Last heading for the hills Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 20, 2008, 05:16:33 PM
The Pachyderm  (btw, wlecome back!) is caught by some vicious Keep Left signs and the baby snatchers take the Last Post and bring it into the protection of the Hell's Grannies.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 20, 2008, 05:35:26 PM
Who, sensing in me a future Hell's Grannie, promptly over to me.


Last *cackle* Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 20, 2008, 06:30:50 PM
Sorry, it  is saved until Auntie is ready to take it again
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Rev. Rowan Redbeard on January 20, 2008, 07:47:33 PM
Since she's not here, I'll save it for her.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 20, 2008, 10:55:12 PM
I wave hello to Pachyderm, then snatch the

Last greetings Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 20, 2008, 11:07:32 PM
Nah, give it to me. I can send it to her cheaper from here than you can, Aphos.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 20, 2008, 11:09:56 PM
But it is all sticky from Missy drool.  Here let me clean it for you.  (Takes the

Last Post)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 21, 2008, 03:57:01 AM
Auntie wakes from her latest round of hibernation, grabs the slightly drooly Last Post and heads back to bed.

And if you wake me up to get it, you WILL be attacked by my Ravening Attack Schnauzer, who will wag his tiny stub of a tail at you and hide stuff behind Mommy and DARE you to try and disturb the Mommy Sleep...

(He knows that Mommy's response is to cover the perpetrator with a blanket and scratch behind the ears until they go to sleep, too.)

Last How itchy ARE your ears, punk?? (Dirty Harry got nothin' on me.) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 21, 2008, 04:48:56 AM
If I can nick a pillow from my sleeping mother, I can get a Last Post from a sleeping Chatty. And I don't care about doggy drool--not nearly as bad as people-spit.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 21, 2008, 05:24:58 AM
I will take that.....

WANT to PTFO, but still have to catch up on timesheets, so will settle for the

Last

       Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 21, 2008, 05:29:33 AM
While Agujjim is distracted doing paperwork, I make off with the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 21, 2008, 05:55:50 AM
Which I once again take from you.  :mrgreen:


Scriblerus ne Grey now hath the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 21, 2008, 06:01:09 AM
Heck with paperwork, I'm taking the Last Post and going to PTFO.

The drillers have a flat on the rig, so if I get up at 6:00 am I'll have time to do paperwork in the morning (I hope).
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 21, 2008, 06:07:24 AM
It's after midnight.  I am taking the

Last Post

with me and going to bed.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 21, 2008, 08:47:53 AM
So, you have a sexual relation with the Last Post despite it being still underage?
You should be ashamed of yourself!
Last you are a dirty postophile Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 21, 2008, 08:59:21 AM
Hey, there's more to do in bed that sex. At my age, sleep's more important!!

Besides, it's cold. Snuggly covers are GOOD for a LP.

Last Under the covers. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 21, 2008, 09:20:24 AM
Ah, the Last Post is working for the intelligence services?
Last or the war on drugs Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on January 21, 2008, 11:06:05 AM
As a serving member of the Intelligence Forces (I never forget, you see), I shall take the LP away for a debriefing. In a secret location.

Last safe houses are cool Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 21, 2008, 07:16:17 PM
I rescue the

Last Post

from this cruel rendition.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 21, 2008, 08:52:41 PM
I render the

Last Post

invisible, and hide it in the kitchen while I set up the breadmaker.

Last yeasty Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 21, 2008, 09:55:03 PM
I have Last Post vision, so that was in vain.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 22, 2008, 12:14:03 AM
But the Last Post has bread, with ME!!

Last Care for some garlic butter? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bruder Cuzzen on January 22, 2008, 12:33:37 AM
last post , ARGH!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 22, 2008, 12:37:18 AM
Toadfish pirates board your ship and take the

:yar: Last piratey Post   :piratetoadfish:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 22, 2008, 12:47:49 AM
I are in your Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 22, 2008, 12:49:29 AM
I drive off with the

Last motoring Post

:drive:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on January 22, 2008, 01:30:36 AM
Pausing only to change into my Police uniform,( Intelligence Forces, see. We get all sorts of cool kit. When you've known him as long as I have, it's Jimmy Bond ) and mounting my extremely heavy duty motorcycle, I stop Aphos, and as he is distracted looking for various licences, documents and the receipt, make of with the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 22, 2008, 01:40:47 AM
What Pachyderm does not realize is that he has taken an incredibly good forgery of the

Last Post

I still have the real one.   :YaY:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on January 22, 2008, 01:45:38 AM
Checking the document, I see have the fake Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies ('Allo 'Allo, cheesy comedy for those not British) :censored:

Returns to deal with Aphos in his "leetle tank" :tank:

Departs with the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 22, 2008, 02:16:31 AM
*enters the thread, causing all mechanical equipment within 10 km to break and/or become completely stuck in the snow by my very presence*


Then I just saunter away with the Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on January 22, 2008, 02:24:53 AM
Dammit!!

All my cool kit! Banjaxed!

And where did all this snow come from?

I was going to take the LP back, but the end of my trunk is turning blue. I'm off indoors.....

If anyone wants it, Aggie has the LP, and he went thataway.

*points off to the hills, then snuggles up with a hot toddy, to peruse the Fallen Madonna*

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 22, 2008, 02:26:58 AM
As I do not need machines, I simply glomp Aggie, and make off with the Last Post as he is still recovering from having a large (try about 5'8") rat hug him.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 22, 2008, 02:29:51 AM
Hah!  If you were looking in the hills, that's not me. 

Asides, rats don't hibernate, but either do cougars.  Nice kitty wanna mousie?


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on January 22, 2008, 02:33:39 AM
If there is no mouse around, the elephant can play...

*snatch*

**loses lots of spy cool points for giggling like a child as he runs away**

with the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 22, 2008, 02:39:44 AM
This rat's a bit big to be cat candy. And knows how to deal with them (I've ALWAYS lived near them, so I got told what to do from day one-just in case)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 22, 2008, 04:00:51 AM
Elderly Aunties without glasses on mistake ROUSlike Scrib for Big Kitteh and hand over a liver treat as she saunters away with the

Last Post of CONFUSION!!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 22, 2008, 04:08:05 AM
*Feeds liver to own kitteh and nicks Last Post from blind Aunties*
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 22, 2008, 04:36:01 AM
But Scrib trips over her kitty and the

Last Post

flies into my hands.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 22, 2008, 04:42:00 AM
Why, thank you for holding it for me!

I'll be happy to take the Last Post back now! :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 22, 2008, 05:07:42 AM
Well then, it should make you more happy if I take it now so that you have the wonderful opportunity to take back one more time the


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 22, 2008, 05:10:26 AM
Here.  Here.  The

Last Post

is ever so heavy.  Let me carry it for you.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 22, 2008, 06:11:19 AM
Grab those soil sample coolers instead, and I'll hang on to the


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on January 22, 2008, 07:23:48 AM
Quote from: Pachyderm on January 22, 2008, 01:45:38 AM
Checking the document, I see have the fake Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies ('Allo 'Allo, cheesy comedy for those not British) :censored:

Leezen very carefully, I shall say zis only once.

The Last Post is the property of the victorious Beagle army. Ve are vinning, and can do we what we like.


Last it is I, LeClerc Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 22, 2008, 08:53:29 AM
We have to prevent that the Last Post will take on this vile accent. Therefore it will go on permanent vacation in Saxonia.

Last not vile but insufferable accent Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 22, 2008, 01:38:54 PM
I think it will be safer with me.  And I promise to keep it away from the other Okies so it won't pick up their accent.

Last dust bowl Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 22, 2008, 02:53:04 PM
I know a place in the Andes that would hide it well

Last exotic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 22, 2008, 02:57:23 PM
So now I hide it in Pelucidar.

Last underground Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 22, 2008, 05:16:28 PM
Okay, the new task is to find the safest hiding place for the Last Post
Not to forget that there is a LPWB to guess/deduct
Something catholic practised by lower organisms and plants and occasionally by higher animals
Some lesbians made attempts into that direction, I hear.

Last cryptic post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on January 22, 2008, 06:27:46 PM
asexual reproduction?

I will hide the Last Post in my patent Last Post hidey-hole.

Last locked away Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 22, 2008, 06:41:20 PM
Swato...I think I may know, but I ain't telling.

I hide the

Last loose lips sink ships Post

inside Russell's Teapot.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 22, 2008, 06:44:23 PM
Pachy is close, very close
Last in a Greek temple Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on January 22, 2008, 06:44:58 PM
transubstantiation?

Unfortunately, I used Russell's teapot to make a brew.

The now rather damp and tannin-stained Last Post has been put in with Schroedinger's Cat

last good kitty Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 22, 2008, 06:50:34 PM
Sadly, Schody's cat died.

I have now buried the

Last non-orientable Post

inside a Klein Bottle.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 22, 2008, 06:54:18 PM
Last parthenogenetic Post

It is mine.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 23, 2008, 07:54:49 AM
Auntie got it
p a r t h e n o g e n e s i s
Both a catholic dogma (the virgin birth) and a mode of asexual procreation in the real world
Some women try to reproduce the effect (mainly lesbians but also others that think that sex is dirty/sinful/etc.)
The Greek temple allusion was to the Parthenon in Athens (temple of Athena who is both a virgin goddess and born in an unconventional way)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 23, 2008, 09:54:41 AM
Aha.  The LPWB was what I thought it was.

In the meantime, I have the

Last infinite dimensional Post

in a Hilbert Space.  Try and find it there.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 23, 2008, 10:10:07 AM
What exactly gave it away? I have experienced here often enough that the "obvious" doesn't fly and people guess things based on the most obscure hints occasionally.

Last inquiring Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 23, 2008, 03:07:25 PM
Just another one of those leaps of weird that my mind makes.

I hadn't been trying to guess it, but when I read the clue recap, there it was.

Meh branez iz weerd. (High temps for 2 days? Could be...)

Last tired of shake-n-bake as a way of life Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 23, 2008, 08:49:54 PM
Quote from: Sibling Chatty on January 23, 2008, 03:07:25 PM
Meh branez iz weerd. (High temps for 2 days? Could be...)

Try studying topology.  Looped brain is will become.

Last mathematical Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on January 23, 2008, 09:07:26 PM
I tried. But they kept spinning off the table.

Last reverting to childhood is fun Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 23, 2008, 10:27:38 PM
The

Last Post

is mine.

:yippee: :yippee: :yippee: :yippee:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 23, 2008, 10:45:00 PM
'Tis questionable, me dear Aphos, how long it shall remain so fortuitously in your grasp. For I intend to get the Last Post, by hook or by crook.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Darlica on January 23, 2008, 11:22:48 PM
Nice Girl Genius Avatar Scribble!

Look! Othar!
Hide!

;D

Grabs the Last Post and run for the Castle!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 24, 2008, 12:43:31 AM
Why thank you! I have a friend who says I look like Agatha, so I have occasionally used her as an avatar.

I fear no Othar! I'll be using the Last Post to beat him, if necessary.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Darlica on January 24, 2008, 01:02:45 AM
Oh no you won't!

*sends my dingbots to steal The Last Post* ;D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 24, 2008, 02:54:07 AM
HEADSHOT I keeeell your dingbots and sends them home to youse!

I keepses the Last Post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on January 24, 2008, 03:14:16 AM
Temporarily, my dear, temporarily.

Snatches LP, and, sitting on the floor, holds it to his chest, and rocks back and forward.

"Myy pre-shuus"

Last Dear God, Gollum's let himself go Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 24, 2008, 03:37:09 AM
Zoink!

Last Auntie DD's got you now. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 24, 2008, 05:45:17 AM
My clanks take possession of the

:dalek: :dalek: :dalek: :dalek: :dalek:
:dalek: Last robotic Post    :dalek:
:dalek: :dalek: :dalek: :dalek: :dalek:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 24, 2008, 09:00:49 AM
They can't follow me up the stairs in standard configuration.
*Hands Last Post to Auntie on top of the ladder*
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 24, 2008, 10:31:14 AM
I have taken the

Last Post

and sent it back in time to one of yesterdays posts.  So it will loop forward in time, only to return to me.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on January 24, 2008, 04:16:23 PM
Aphos you've only succeded in creating a paradox

now the last post  is mine for infinity as you've smegged up the time continuim(or however it is spelled)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on January 24, 2008, 05:22:36 PM
*trunk comes in silently from the side if the screen*

And the LP is mine once more, while Aphos and Anthro argue about paradoxes and such.


Last Pre-shuss Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 24, 2008, 10:50:00 PM
Skiing past, I grab the

Last downhill Post

and simultaneously bury Pachy in snow.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 25, 2008, 08:54:12 AM
Then the pachyderm will come down on you from the Alps, where he met Hannibal Barkas, and with his help take the Last Post from you and hand it to old auntie (or me as custodian while she is asleep)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 25, 2008, 10:24:18 AM
I let loose a mouse in the direction of the pachyderm.

I throw some fatha beans at Hannibal.

I distract Swato with a cuppa tea.

Finally, I take the

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 25, 2008, 04:12:00 PM
Ummm....  you dropped it. :mrgreen:


*picks up the Last Post*
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 25, 2008, 05:18:33 PM
And by sheer coincidence I just hace tea, so a distraction won't work
So the Last Post will stay with me until Auntie is back to claim it.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 25, 2008, 05:50:25 PM
Since Auntie isn't using the

Last Post

right now, I will borrow it.  Thank you.   :thankyou:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 25, 2008, 06:43:59 PM
pi % interest per mercury cycle!

Last obscure units Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 25, 2008, 06:47:23 PM
So what is the speed of light in angstroms per millennium?

Last more useless measurements Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 25, 2008, 08:41:09 PM
To protect it for too much exposure to Geekus Scientificus, I am taking

The Last NAPTIME Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on January 25, 2008, 08:47:37 PM
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 25, 2008, 09:02:38 PM
ZOINK!!

We goin' back to sleep now.

Last sleeeepy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 26, 2008, 12:07:30 AM
Tiptoes in quietly and takes the

Last Post

so it won't get squashed if Chatty rolls over.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...People are sleeping.   :bed:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 26, 2008, 12:12:08 AM
*watches Chatty roll over and accidentally mash Aphos*
Ooooouch.

I shall have to take the Last Post until you're unsquished, Aphos. Don't worry, I'll keep it safe.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 26, 2008, 12:16:02 AM
Don't worry.  I'm easily unsquished.

Takes back the

Last permanent press Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on January 26, 2008, 01:34:51 AM
Tucks something behind large, flappy ear. Saunters off with the


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 26, 2008, 03:29:45 AM
Stealthily nabs something from behind Pachy's ear. There it is, and sleep deprived!!

Takes one schnauzer Guard Dog and heads back to bed.

Last It has a little bed and pillow of its very own. And a hand-made blanket--my grandparents made them for me in 1956. My baby doll used to use them... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 26, 2008, 06:28:45 AM
Ah, yes.  A lovely

Last Post.

I will keep it and hold it and love it and pet it and hug it.   :hug:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 26, 2008, 06:37:05 AM
Too tired even to Last Po
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 26, 2008, 10:14:37 AM
Nobody movie quizzing the last few days and no new "guess the movie" picture posted by the winner of the last round yet?
Lazy all of you!
Instead you waste your time on the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 26, 2008, 10:34:08 AM
Then I will take the

Last Post

and put it away someplace safe until everyone gets back to work.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 26, 2008, 11:39:23 AM
Agreed, if it is at Auntie's place (or at Grampy's house)
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 26, 2008, 12:57:51 PM
 :quest:

Oh, no!  Smilie the Hun has ridden in and stolen the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on January 26, 2008, 03:18:31 PM
But distracted by the cute and fluffy animals (  :catroll:  :beagle: ) he lets  :shuriken: past to snitch the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 26, 2008, 03:34:03 PM
 :quest: :beagle: :catroll:
Smiliie the Hun eats cute furry animals.

:quest: :shuriken:
Smilie the Hun beats up on ninja.

Smilie the Hun takes back the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on January 26, 2008, 03:45:03 PM
Unfortunately, his horse and spear combination is overcome by  :2guns:, who now has the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 26, 2008, 03:52:06 PM
But  :2guns: is confronted by  :tank:  and hands over the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 26, 2008, 06:25:52 PM
Pokeball go! :pokeball (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pokeball) opens and Bettie Page jumps out, distracting the tank driver and allowing Scrible to nick the Last Post:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Darlica on January 26, 2008, 08:51:08 PM
Now that is an admirable trick!  :o

Look Scrible Giant Rabbits!

Take the LastGGPost and climb up in my clank
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 26, 2008, 08:55:00 PM
*grabs the Last Post and runs, scattering rare-earth magnets behind to bind the clank-legs*


Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 26, 2008, 09:03:42 PM
 ;) I try.

Forget clank-legs! I'm coming to get the Last Post personally.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 26, 2008, 10:04:32 PM
KERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-POW!

:smite:

Zaps Scrib with the unstoppable hair-fritzing ray and takes the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 26, 2008, 10:21:58 PM
Which does absolutely nothing to my hair. It refuses to be curly or wavy or straight, so it settled on generally poofy, so the fritz-ray does squat.

I'll be hanging on to the Last Post, I think. And sicking Bettie on you again.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 26, 2008, 10:37:49 PM
 :batman:

Now Batman swoops in and takes the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 26, 2008, 11:00:25 PM
Auntie stop Banman with a fierce glance.

Last Gonna take it with me to eat Chinese food. You CANNOT deprive it of Mongolian BBQ!! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on January 26, 2008, 11:59:10 PM
Ah, Auntie dear, I am heartless enough to deprive a poor Last Post of it's dinner.

In fact, I think I will make it my dinner.

Who dares fetch it now?

Last it's in the colon Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 27, 2008, 12:03:34 AM
I'm not sure I want the
Last Post
badly enough to do that.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 27, 2008, 12:49:38 AM
I have no desire for the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 27, 2008, 03:23:53 AM
Waits for Pachy to pass it, sprays it down with a fire hose, takes tongs and throws it into a steam cleaner, and finally takes the

Last sanitized Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 27, 2008, 04:33:40 AM
Do you realise how dangerous it is?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 27, 2008, 05:40:50 AM
Having the

Last Post

is worth the risk.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 27, 2008, 08:43:45 AM
Quote from: Pachyderm on January 26, 2008, 11:59:10 PM
Ah, Auntie dear, I am heartless enough to deprive a poor Last Post of it's dinner.

In fact, I think I will make it my dinner.

Who dares fetch it now?

Last it's in the colon Post

Time for decolonization!
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 27, 2008, 09:29:53 AM
<grabs scalpel and rib spreader>

If necessary, I am ready to perform a

Last Post-ectomy .
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Darlica on January 27, 2008, 09:46:36 AM
Oi! No hurting Patchy!  >:( :bop:

You had such a good plan Aphos, do you lack patience?
There are ways to speed the up the process.

*gives Patchy a jar of dried plums*

LastpooPost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 27, 2008, 10:11:35 AM
Is it be nice to Patchy week again already so soon?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 27, 2008, 10:33:09 AM
We should do the Last Post poetry thing again
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 27, 2008, 09:54:36 PM
Making the final post
Not just the penultimate
That no one follows

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on January 28, 2008, 12:48:08 AM
It's mine, I tell you, all mine
Not for you, it is not thine
It's mine, for I am it's host
See, for I have the

Last Post


(yay for Darlica, protecting me from rib-spreaders! Hugs and kisses all round!)

(Just think how big they would have to be! Nurse, we'll need the towtruck, and the 6 foot scalpel...)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 28, 2008, 04:52:46 AM
The Last Post is not yours
Not even if you hide it in Tours
It does belong to Pachyderm
Even if he found it in Quirm
It is mine to host
It is my

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 28, 2008, 07:28:36 AM
Once, while browsing from bed,
I did spy a thread!
I read it with a grin,
And gave it a spin.
And took the Last Post
Before I fled.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 28, 2008, 08:55:25 AM
Last shall by thy name
Posting behind it will be in vain
Or ending with you as roast
Mine alone is the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 28, 2008, 09:17:55 AM
It is quite a shame
That posting is the game
For this shall be the last one
After this there will be none

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 28, 2008, 10:03:48 AM
Once upon a time there was that Post game
Where toadfishs used for Last Post to compete
Remember how we took it from each other
Think of how with wit it was replete

This is the final one
This thread at last is done
We will proceed but not post here again
It was a pleasant game
But mine is all the fame
Last Post is mine, go spare yourself the pain

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 28, 2008, 02:14:43 PM
As I was walking up the stair
I met a man that was not there
He was not there again today
I think he's with the CIA

Anyway, he handed me the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 28, 2008, 04:27:55 PM
I wish I liked rice pudding
I wish I was a Queen
I wish a real live

Last Post

would just come walking in.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on January 28, 2008, 04:35:35 PM
In the dark recesses of the night,
A quiet voice is weeping.
A distant coyote yips, as a small life ends in pain.
And the Last Post is mine.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on January 28, 2008, 05:13:57 PM
In the long, dark teatime of the soul
There lives a blackness in the heart of man
Strive to climb to the light, up, up the greasy pole
To follow the light, that is the Great Plan
Ineffable in it's wisdom, and broad in it's scope
It provides all with the chance to transcend pain
that glimmering vestige is the seed of hope
But the Last Post is mine once again.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 28, 2008, 06:06:21 PM
Gaily bedight, a gallant knight
In sunshine and in shadow
He journeyed long, singing a song
In search of the
                        Last Post.


And he gave it to me after he found it.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on January 28, 2008, 06:59:27 PM
On the Mountains of the Prairie,
In the city set one mile high,
Pirate Pieces, she the mighty,
At her screen she now is typing,
Answers not the phone or pager.
Typing fast she calls the Last Post,
Calls the Last Post and she keeps it.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on January 28, 2008, 07:01:20 PM
Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,
Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs
And towards our distant rest began to trudge.
Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots
But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all blind;
Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots
Of tired, outstripped Five-Nines that dropped behind.

Gas! Gas! Quick, boys! –  An ecstasy of fumbling,
Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time;
But someone still was yelling out and stumbling,
And flound'ring like a man in fire or lime . . .
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
In all my dreams, before my helpless sight,
He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning.

If in some smothering dreams you too could pace
Behind the wagon that we flung him in,
And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
His hanging face, like a devil's sick of sin;
If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,
Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues,
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie; Dulce et Decorum est
Last Post ia mori



(Sorry Mr Owen...)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 28, 2008, 08:49:58 PM
Erhem. I knows there be a 10 word minimum limit.

Last word-number-purity Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on January 28, 2008, 09:19:35 PM
Convention is the dwarfish demon styled
That foil'd the knights in Marialva's dome:
Of brains (if brains they had) he them beguiled,
And turned a nation's shallow joy to gloom.
Here Folly dash'd to earth the victor's plume,
And Policy regain'd what arms had lost:
For chiefs like ours in vain may laurels bloom!
Woe to the conqu'ring, not the conquer'd host,
Since baffled Triumph droops on the Last Post.


(Sorry Lord Byron...)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 28, 2008, 10:19:32 PM
It's coming fast
'Twill be the last
It is the post
That has the most


Last incredibly stupid rhyme Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 28, 2008, 11:07:35 PM
A centipede was happy quiet
Until a toad in fun said
Prey which legs comes after which
Which brough his mind to such a pitch
He lay dejected in a ditch
Considering how to Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 29, 2008, 01:00:21 AM
When in trouble, when in doubt
Run in circles, scream and shout

and grab the
                     Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 29, 2008, 02:54:24 AM
Take it at all cost
pray it gets the most
not everything is lost
even if you're toast
I get the Last Post
:mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 29, 2008, 03:42:19 AM
Ladies and gentlemen,
Take my advice.
Pull down your pants
And slide on the ice.

Last Sidney Friedman Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 29, 2008, 09:44:35 AM
Arsch auf Grundeis?

What have I done
Inciting siblings
poetry to make
where I can't compete
for lack of stuff to filk in time
but nonetheless
Last Post
is mine
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 29, 2008, 12:13:27 PM
Brain is fuzzy
Can't find a rhyme
Haven't had coffee
Too early this time
I live on the plains
Not on the coast
But still I have
The very
              Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 29, 2008, 01:23:19 PM
How I long for a Sunday roast
But all I've got is the
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on January 29, 2008, 02:02:58 PM
Well, I know it sounds corny,
But still I have último borne.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 29, 2008, 11:11:45 PM
if strangers meet
life begins-
not poor not rich
(only aware)
kind neither
nor cruel
(only complete)
i not not you
not possible;
To obtain postalness
only truthful
-truthfully,once
if strangers(who
deep our most are
selves)touch:
with the lastness
forever

(and so to the Last ee cummings forgive me Post)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 29, 2008, 11:19:01 PM
e.e. cummings will never forgive you, Chatty.  But she will give me the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 29, 2008, 11:23:18 PM
I read the bio before.
http://famouspoetsandpoems.com/poets/e__e__cummings

Does not mention the gender reassignment at all...

And I STILL have it.

Last MINE MINE MINE!!! Post

:mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 29, 2008, 11:37:10 PM
Sorry.  I am quite discombobulated today.  But I'll get better.  Particularly now that I have the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 30, 2008, 03:37:08 AM
The Last Post refuses any kind of ownership.

(ask goat).
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on January 30, 2008, 03:41:25 AM
Alas, poor york*, I knew it well....

About as well as I expect to keep the last post, that is...



_____________

* replaced a York-brand furnace the other day. 
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 30, 2008, 04:39:00 AM
ZOINK!! Again.

The Last Post, it is mine...

Last ZOINKED Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 30, 2008, 07:42:19 AM
I am relieved that it was not me to stop going in verses here (after starting it)

Last prosaic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 30, 2008, 12:45:25 PM
I take an early morning walk and come upon the

Last Post.

I pick it up.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 30, 2008, 02:14:57 PM
*glances back* 

*glances down at the Last Post in baggie*

*shares look of puzzlement with pet  :beagle:*


Ummm....  that's not the Last Post.   ;D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on January 30, 2008, 02:49:32 PM
nope but this is

the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 30, 2008, 02:58:29 PM
 :wiz:

The Wizzard waves his wand and the

Last Post

disappears from anthrobabe's hand and reappears in mine.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on January 30, 2008, 03:21:59 PM
No magic is to be used to steal aquire the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 30, 2008, 03:39:38 PM
 :wiz:

It's not magic.  It's "acquisition by supernatural means".

Once again, the

Last Post

appears in my hand.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 30, 2008, 03:47:48 PM
It seems that appearances may be deceiving...

Last dialectic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on January 30, 2008, 06:02:21 PM
Yes, indeed, appearances can be deceptive. Until now, it looked like Zono had the Last Post. In fact, it still LOOKS like Zono has the Last Post. Go and bother him I'm busy....


Last and now we are alone...Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on January 30, 2008, 07:05:29 PM
Since my character insulates me from magic, illusion, deception, and supernatural events...


Last dielectric Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 30, 2008, 07:12:02 PM
Nonsense.  Reality is a sham.  All is an illusion.  Except, of course, for the fact that I have the

Last philosophical Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 30, 2008, 09:14:11 PM
Meh.
I'm just going to be blunt, and tell you that I have the Last Post, and there ain't nuthin' you can do about it.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 30, 2008, 10:04:03 PM
What you don't know, GG, is that Zeetha is MY agent, and she has kyped the

Last Post

and brought it to me.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 31, 2008, 12:42:11 AM
Until everything ends there is no

Last Post

but while waiting I have it.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 31, 2008, 12:47:20 AM
Posts come and go, but the

Last Post

is mine forever.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on January 31, 2008, 01:09:31 AM
For some value of Forever.

Some value of Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 31, 2008, 01:10:46 AM
Last infinity it is mine Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on January 31, 2008, 02:00:45 AM
Ho Hum.

Last this is too easy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 31, 2008, 02:27:10 AM
Last Be nice to me, I had a hard day. I had to get up before noon. Post

(As if... ::) )
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 31, 2008, 04:30:53 AM
If x= the 'Last Post', and y=the most recent post, and currently, x=y, then, by golly, I have the


Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 31, 2008, 07:07:18 AM
But unfortunately for you, Scrib, x=Last Post holder and y=Aphos.  Thus, the

Last mathematical Post

is mine.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on January 31, 2008, 08:02:24 AM
Last insomnia - it's 2am here Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 31, 2008, 09:27:38 AM
dhfhg nsdfh jjkkeööööw jdjdmdu hhsk, jddkrhj nvkejr?
fkaszecj asz hi klwmgrbrlkjkd bg asjgldn nnnd ekdkjh!
Lkh?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on January 31, 2008, 09:36:58 AM
??? I didn't quite get that-- for some odd reason, it did not parse into English, on my computer... ::)

Last Post nontheless
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 31, 2008, 10:11:19 AM
All that is text does not matter

What matters here (and energizes us) is the
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on January 31, 2008, 10:55:28 AM
Well, I'm finally a bit sleepy, so I'm off to bed (again)

Before I go, I'll grab the Last off to bed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 31, 2008, 11:02:08 AM
It's not safe to sleep with the

Last Post

so I will take it.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on January 31, 2008, 04:25:45 PM
I'm not sleeping. So I will look after the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on January 31, 2008, 05:22:16 PM
Before I go do Something Else, I'll just nip the Last before I go Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 31, 2008, 08:19:17 PM
I have to stop myself falling asleep now in order to sleep later.

Last is this the way to do it? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 31, 2008, 09:27:33 PM
Ah, what can I say.  I so enjoy having the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 31, 2008, 10:03:12 PM
Is it possible to enjoy handling the immaterial?

Last philosophical Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 01, 2008, 12:06:19 AM
It may well be. I however, definitely prefer the tangible, so I will hold the

Last I typed it, so it's real to me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 01, 2008, 01:04:32 AM
The thought that every one of has typed this inane phrase so many times makes me wince.

Last nonetheless Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 01, 2008, 01:45:10 AM
Ah well,

Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;
Or close the wall up with our English dead.
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
As the holding of the

Last Post

(Sorry Mr Shakespeare)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 01, 2008, 04:10:53 AM
Last before I log off for awhile Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on February 01, 2008, 04:41:10 AM
It's mine.

The

Last Post

of

Lastish Postiness
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 01, 2008, 06:20:11 AM
-Ish being the key bit.


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 01, 2008, 09:57:19 AM
Why hasn't the Last Post been Heideggered yet?

Last or is it impossible in English? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 01, 2008, 02:32:58 PM
Hark.  What light through yonder window breaks?  It is the

Last Post

and it is mine.


(again, apologies to Mr. Shakespeare)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on February 01, 2008, 03:57:35 PM
To be
or
not to be

no question there

it is to be

Lastmine Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 01, 2008, 06:18:09 PM
Mmm, no mangled poetry for me. I'll just be making off with the Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 01, 2008, 08:48:20 PM
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. (Henry VI)

Without their interference, I can take over the

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 01, 2008, 10:34:48 PM
As he was valiant, I honour him. But as he was ambitious, I slew him.

And legged it with the

Last sorry again, Mr S Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 01, 2008, 11:32:19 PM
Alas poor

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 02, 2008, 12:56:59 AM
Last before I'm off to get supper Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 02, 2008, 02:07:19 AM
Will someone not rid me of this troublesome taker of the

Last Post?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 02, 2008, 02:25:52 AM
You want to take a contract out on yourself?

Last some people are just odd Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 02, 2008, 02:28:53 AM
"Thou thing of no bowels thou!"

Taken from: Troilus and Cressida

OK, so I'm combining the Shakespearean Insulter and the

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 02, 2008, 02:38:43 AM
Thy pribbling plume-plucked measle hath a flap-mouthed pumpion. Thou infernal stealer of the

Last Shakespearean insults are great Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 02, 2008, 03:00:31 AM
Let us know if you change your mind about that contract.

Last but who will pay for it? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 02, 2008, 05:27:57 AM
Last off to bed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on February 02, 2008, 07:22:36 AM
Insomnia and I have it!!

Last sleep?? whazzat? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 02, 2008, 08:26:36 AM
It's still quite early (not even Jubal Early yet).
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 02, 2008, 08:44:32 AM
It's really early for me. Haven't seen this time of day for years.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 02, 2008, 10:28:56 AM
Early to bed, early to rise
Gives Aphos the

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 02, 2008, 10:42:28 AM
Early bird catches even earlier worm and is then shot by Cheney who forgot his glasses (except those filled with alcohol) and missed his hunting comrade.

So much for early rising
The Last One will take the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 02, 2008, 01:37:28 PM
But the

Last Post

is returned to its rightful owner.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 02, 2008, 02:43:42 PM
Yes, indeed it is.

I thank you.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 02, 2008, 02:46:48 PM
Foul pretender!  Think that you are destined for the

Last pseudo-Shakespearean Post.

Nay!  For it is mine.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 02, 2008, 03:26:04 PM
Knave, Varlet, Villain!

Thou vicious mole of nature!

Foul Pretender he names me. I fear he is hoist upon his own petard!

Thou glabrous wretch, I'll not suffer people to see that in your hand!

And once more, I hold the

Last and all the worlds a stage Post




Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 02, 2008, 03:57:41 PM
I'm waiting my ride to work.

While waiting, I bide my time with Toadfish musings and scribulous missives.

As I read the day's new words, I thought I'd slip in here, and nip the Last verbage Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 02, 2008, 06:12:31 PM
Ah ha!  A new tactic.  It will travel incognito!

I present to you, the

Astlay pig latin Ostpay
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 02, 2008, 06:19:09 PM
I know not therefore I am possessed of the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 02, 2008, 10:21:32 PM
But I do, as as knowledge is, apparently, power, I shall now divest you of the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 03, 2008, 12:01:58 AM
Meh, I'll just grab a lazy Saturday


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 03, 2008, 12:27:08 AM
Back from Long day of Work.

Tired.

But not too tired to make off with the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 03, 2008, 12:33:53 AM
*sympathy*

Today was the First Day of Freedom (no work at all) since January 6th.



But if you're not too tired, I'll give you the opportunity to take back the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 03, 2008, 12:53:23 AM
As always, I should count my blessings-- there's bound to be someone who's more overworked than I, Agujjim for example.

And in sympathy for all that hard work, I'll just relieve you of the Mighty Burden that is the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 03, 2008, 01:28:37 AM
I, on the other hand, am distinctly underworked, and need the exercise, so I'll carry the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on February 03, 2008, 05:06:32 AM
Ah, you young folks have things to do, so I will step in.

Last Auntie's babysitting tonight Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 03, 2008, 05:26:54 AM
Auntie, you need your rest.  So I will look after the

Last Post

for you.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 03, 2008, 09:34:08 AM
Ihr seid's alle  Ehrabschneider und Lumpengesindel mittanand!
Niemand soll des letzten Wortes teilhaftig werden außer meiner Wenigkeit! Rührt's euch und hebt euch hinweg!
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 03, 2008, 12:36:34 PM
Oh, no.  Germans have kidnapped the

Last Post.

Good thing I was here to rescue it.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 03, 2008, 05:09:26 PM
Not so fast!

Here, you need to be able to escape, so you really shouldn't be burdned by that nasty old Last rescue Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 03, 2008, 05:12:09 PM
Bob, unfortunately, wasn't watching where he was going and ran into a wall, dropping the

Last Post.

It is back in my hands.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 03, 2008, 10:02:12 PM
But not for long.

Mine once more! :mrgreen:

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on February 04, 2008, 12:02:55 AM
It's Sunday, when all y'all should be resting.

So I will selflesly carry off ... the Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 04, 2008, 01:55:10 AM
:treks out to Colorado and nicks the Last Post from Pieces before fleeing into the woods of Pike's Peak:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 04, 2008, 02:15:58 AM
**Mutters**

**Takes**

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on February 04, 2008, 07:03:58 AM
Hmmmm...

ZOINK!!

Last What is the sound of a LP vanishing? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 04, 2008, 09:04:59 AM
Are your vinyls on the march again, Auntie?
(http://www.rolandwolter.de/images/teac_lp_r400.jpg)
http://www.rolandwolter.de/images/teac_lp_r400.jpg

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 04, 2008, 12:45:50 PM
Excellent. This time I only have to go to Germany to obtain the LP, not all the way across the pond.

Last nearly distracted by all the beer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 04, 2008, 01:03:14 PM
<shakes off water after wading across the pond>

Nips the
            Last Post.

<dives back into water and begins swimming>
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 04, 2008, 01:43:51 PM
*gets into boat, follows Aphos until he is tired, retrieves LP, turns boat around and floors it*

As I keep telling you, it's mine....

Last nautical (and I'm a pirate) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 04, 2008, 01:56:06 PM
Calling all Deep Ones! Calling all Deep Ones!
Take that Last Post for the squidmaster!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 04, 2008, 03:05:18 PM
And I defeat your Deep Ones by the expedient of getting back onto dry land.

Last hovercraft are cool Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 04, 2008, 03:32:19 PM
There, Shoggoths surround Pachy and take the

Last hail to the Old Ones Post

and return it to me.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on February 04, 2008, 04:43:39 PM
The best-Lest Posts o' mice an 'men Gang aft agley.


gangen agley wi' th' lest post...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 04, 2008, 04:58:44 PM
Ah, culture.

Well then,

τελευταία its all Greek to me θέση
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 04, 2008, 06:18:36 PM
First the Germans, now the Greeks.  Once again, Aphos rescues the

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 05, 2008, 12:27:13 AM
¡Latinos al rescate!
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Último I'm translating 'post' as 'comment' Comentario
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 05, 2008, 12:39:32 AM
However, in the dead of night, the Communists strike.

последний now it's part of the 5 year plan столб
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on February 05, 2008, 02:13:18 AM
Dans le cul del la vache!

Last Post a moi
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on February 05, 2008, 03:27:12 AM
Remember the Last Post, y'all!!

(This here is Texas, a whole 'nother country.)

Last Yippie Kiiii Yaaaay Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 05, 2008, 06:14:08 AM
Claiming back for England.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 05, 2008, 09:01:54 AM
Numquam sublicam ultimam a me delibabis, nefari!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 05, 2008, 10:45:19 AM
Alright, who is responsible for the LPWB, and why haven't we seen any clues?

And while I am at it...

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 05, 2008, 01:46:06 PM
No idea.

But now I have it back again, for the glory of Scotland.

Last gitootayit, ye'll feel the back o' ma haund Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 05, 2008, 01:55:30 PM
*jerseys Pachy for Canada, & grabs the Last Post*



Don't make me drop my gloves... ;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 05, 2008, 02:03:21 PM
Yer fur it noo, son. Ye've upset the Big Fella, see. An' he's gonna mollicate you, an' mek yez eat haggis, an' deep-fried Mars Bars....


*trunk comes over Aggie's shoulder, removes LP. Re-appears, and removes gloves. Chuckling is heard from behind*

And once more, it is mine.

Last I'll hide it in the most haunted building in Scotland Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 05, 2008, 02:07:03 PM
*tosses helmet after gloves*

*tromps on trunk with hockey skates*


Just for good measure.  But you can keep the Last Post. ;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 05, 2008, 02:10:38 PM
Careful, Aggie. Do you really want to be cross-checked by an elephant? :o

And just think of the size of the stick...... :mrgreen:


Nice of you to leave me the Last Post, though. :-*
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Darlica on February 05, 2008, 02:23:21 PM
*puts a bandage on Pachy's trunk*

Poor Pachy!

*Grabs The LastPost and set sails towards the Norwewgian coast*
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 05, 2008, 04:02:21 PM
Send forth Eric the Red.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 05, 2008, 04:03:26 PM
For the Yew-Ess-Ay, I'll be grabbin the

.... Lastest dubya-speak Postical
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 05, 2008, 05:20:35 PM
Oh, no, Bob.  Trying to bring an illegal Last Post into the country?  I am afraid I will have to confiscate that

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 05, 2008, 06:48:21 PM
I thought this was a borderless state.

Last People's Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 05, 2008, 09:32:06 PM
It's borderless to detain.

It's borderful to admit.

Last habeas corpus is overrated  ::) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on February 05, 2008, 10:04:43 PM
Last I think I got the last LPWB answer, so it's my turn, right? Post

Dang...

OK Griffin, I will message you a word.

A common alkaloid neurotoxin.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 05, 2008, 11:27:37 PM
Last I never play last-post bingo Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 05, 2008, 11:38:34 PM
New LPWB in the filter.

Ok.

Last duplex Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 05, 2008, 11:43:36 PM
So, the old LPWb is running again. This is a good thing.

I, hoever, have the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 05, 2008, 11:45:58 PM
Only momentary.

I'll just relieve you of it*, right quick-like.



_____________________

* the last post, that is
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 05, 2008, 11:46:51 PM
Only momentary, indeed. So I'll have that back, thank you.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on February 06, 2008, 12:06:00 AM
pieces deploys her ship's cat, Dom the Fearless, to pounce upon the last post and fetch it back...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 06, 2008, 01:18:20 AM
Dom the Fearless (great name for a cat, by the way) is distracted by the vast baggie of catnip left cunningly by the gangplank.

He's a bit grinny, and don't stand up too well, so I got the Bosun to take him back to the Admiral Benbow. He's probably still there, as I haven't seen the Bosun back yet....

And, still in my possession, the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 06, 2008, 01:49:02 AM
Possession makes me think of ghosts.

Last poltergeist Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 06, 2008, 03:39:46 AM
Missy the wonder dog slobbers all over Zono while I make off with the

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 06, 2008, 04:49:46 AM
Super Tuesday my bo-hiney.

Stupid Tuesday, me thinks.

Last I loathe Stupid Tuesday Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on February 06, 2008, 05:21:49 AM
Another election where most people get to vote AGAINST someone instead of FOR someone.

Wonder what'll happen if the Repubs have to fund both Nader (again) AND a Far Right Wing candidate? (Good thing Shrubby has given them all those huge tax breaks, because they'll really have to spend hard to take this election.)

Last Politics, from the early version polytics, meaning many bloodsucking creatures. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 06, 2008, 06:04:30 AM
And, ugh, She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named took my state. And my county, weirdly enough (blue county in a red state) at about 61%.

Last :puke: I see...a revolting election...which will feature many revolting insects...so many legs, skittering legs... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 06, 2008, 09:40:43 AM
And a persistant vegetative state (despite the vegetation mercilessly logged by Bush cronies)
No matter: LP for ME
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 06, 2008, 01:29:18 PM
Contemporary democracy has no winners (among regular citizens...).

Last only losers believe the stuff they hear from the candidates Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 06, 2008, 01:45:02 PM
Gotta run, before I'm late.

I'll just grab the Last Post as I run off to work.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 06, 2008, 02:02:33 PM
It would just get bored in the office. I'll take it to the park. We can feed the ducks....

Last everyday is a holiday Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 06, 2008, 02:17:56 PM
The

Last Post

would rather go fishing with me.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 06, 2008, 02:59:52 PM
But we are off to the Zoo, and I promised it ice-cream.

So it comes with me.

Last I'll buy it's affection if I have to Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 06, 2008, 03:07:16 PM
Bad boy.  The

Last Post

is lactose intolerant.  Better let me hold on to it.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 06, 2008, 05:39:45 PM
The

Last Post

can have my soy milk then.  :puke:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 06, 2008, 06:09:41 PM
Pardon me.  I am taking the

Last Post

walkies.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 06, 2008, 06:22:05 PM
Why 'take'?

Last isn't better to loan? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 06, 2008, 06:38:58 PM
Last Post's

get very upset when their walk is interrupted.  Better let me have it back so we can finish our walk.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 06, 2008, 07:00:23 PM
No, it said it wanted to go to the funfair.

So we are off.

Last yay!dodgems Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 07, 2008, 12:11:32 AM
Home from work.  NOT an office job, thankyouverymuch.  Went to some place called "Disney" Oklahoma. 

I was sadly disappointed that neither Mick Mouse nor Donald Duck made an appearance--not even once.

*sigh*

Home, now.

So, I'll just take the Last Post with me to Supper.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 07, 2008, 12:30:43 AM
While you wash up, I'll watch the Last Post.

::escapes with the Last Post::
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 07, 2008, 01:01:53 AM
But Scrib has it nicked as she runs past Athos.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on February 07, 2008, 01:18:31 AM
In honor of Lent, pieces palms the Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 07, 2008, 01:50:18 AM
In honor of lint, Aphos nicks the

Last Post

and sticks it in his pocket.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 07, 2008, 01:51:45 AM
I've just returned from Battling Evil Fundamentalists, over on Topix Evolution Debate forum.

I had to admonish a "christian" for his foul language.... sad, that.

But, I'm not too tired to nip the Last Post as I swing by the monastery again.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 07, 2008, 01:59:25 AM
That was part of thre reason I quit hanging around there--I got tired of crazy fundies. They aren't any fun to debate and talk to.

You guys have spoiled me for the rest of the web.


Last Post taken in retribution.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 07, 2008, 02:13:24 AM
In retribution? For shame, teaching an innocent Last Post the ways of anger and revenge.  :o

And, now, in a totally passive and non-threatening way ::), I'll set Aggie on whoever tries to take it. (He has skates, and isn't afraid to use them.... )


Last wrapped in cotton wool Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on February 07, 2008, 02:52:49 AM
Hey!  Lookit that!

<as everyone looks the other way, the last post is taken to southern latitudes by the keeper of the blue flame>

It's mine, mine I say!  All mine!  Mwahahahahaaaarrr
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 07, 2008, 04:00:25 AM
Not So Fast!

Although I really would love to travel to Down Under, at present, it's Not In The Cards.

Therefore, I'll relieve you of that Nasty Old Last Post

You're welcome.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on February 07, 2008, 04:51:50 AM
Be very quiet. We're learning Japanese for when we win the lottery.

Last Land of the Akarui Kashikoi Post

(Konbanwa, suckers!!)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 07, 2008, 06:16:05 AM
Japanese, eh?  We may be in the general area around the general time, but it's looking to be Korea, Hong Kong, Taiwan this time (we have friends originally from the latter two who are thinking in a weddingly way; Korea 'cause the wedding photos are cheaper and WAY better).

Last watashi no te ga sukebe desu Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 07, 2008, 09:39:14 AM
I considered learning Japanese but the trustworthy courses are extremly expensive and time-consuming.
My talent to learn new languages is also not very impressive.

Last oligoglott Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on February 07, 2008, 01:24:47 PM
Yeah, what he said...

Ooh, look at that : a shiny new last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 07, 2008, 02:04:41 PM
Gotta run-- am late, again

But I still have time to grab the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 07, 2008, 02:13:30 PM
It'll only slow you down....

I'll look after it.

Last light as a feather Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 07, 2008, 02:37:15 PM
Careful observation shows it to be in a constant flux.

Last like an electron on a conductive material Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 07, 2008, 02:58:35 PM
By mere quantum chance, the

Last Post

disappears from Zono's hands and appears in mine.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 07, 2008, 04:31:20 PM
But Aphos has observed this, and so changes the outcome, returning the Last Post to me.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 07, 2008, 04:38:12 PM
Wrong !!  All of yuse !

Her be_eth

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 07, 2008, 04:52:27 PM
It has been determined that the

Last Post

is part of the sea of virtual particles appearing and disappearing in different quantum states. It cannot be held.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 07, 2008, 04:53:42 PM
It can so.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 07, 2008, 04:54:56 PM
No, I tells you

Last why do you insist? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on February 07, 2008, 05:08:47 PM
insisting is fun

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 07, 2008, 06:04:02 PM
The

Last Post

insists it be with me.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 07, 2008, 08:24:09 PM
Oh Rly?

Last thoroughly unconvinced Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on February 07, 2008, 11:03:37 PM
Geneology
proves that I am the true heir
I claim the Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 07, 2008, 11:06:12 PM
Short work day. *Yay*

So, I've plenty of time to grab the Last for as long as I am able to hold on to it... Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 07, 2008, 11:16:30 PM
Another no work day.

So I will relieve you of the pressure of holding the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 08, 2008, 12:56:40 AM
I've just spent way too much bile arguing with stiff-necked fundies.

So, I'll console myself with the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on February 08, 2008, 01:28:22 AM
Time to visit with Auntie!!

Last visiting for a long time Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 08, 2008, 01:52:12 AM
Time to come home with me,

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 08, 2008, 02:42:25 AM
But I have it's little bed all made up.

With an electric blanket.


Last all snuggly and warm, now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 08, 2008, 04:12:42 AM
Once again, before I move on to other things, I must kipe the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 08, 2008, 09:04:59 AM
Quote from: pieces o nine on February 07, 2008, 11:03:37 PM
Geneology
proves that I am the true heir
I claim the Last Post.

Hm, time for an reenactment of Kind Hearts and Coronets :mrgreen:
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 08, 2008, 12:12:16 PM
Heartless me.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 08, 2008, 01:09:44 PM
Do you feel like Snowwhite right now?

Last "look missy, I have to bring a heart back with me" Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 08, 2008, 03:57:33 PM
Hearts are available in all good lab suppliers catalogues. Buy in bulk, and you can even get a discount.

But it is a bit messy, so I'll keep the LP nice and clean, over here.

Last never look into the bags Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 08, 2008, 04:43:04 PM
Since I have no intention of being near hearts, how about I hang on to the Last Post?
Blood is very hard to get out of the Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 08, 2008, 06:09:08 PM
Has it become the victim of a vampire attack?
Last exsanguinated Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 08, 2008, 06:17:19 PM
Isn't exsanguinated a lovely word. Like rumpus, or onomatomania.

in order to avoid vampires, I'll take the Last Post. Plenty of garlic here.


Last Allium sativum repels Nosferatu Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 08, 2008, 07:44:06 PM
'Tis a fab word, but I'll need to teach the Last Post some other words as well, to match the fabulousness of 'exangiunated'.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 08, 2008, 07:58:53 PM
Actually, the thing about vampires and garlic is a myth.  It is spread by vampires, because vampires LOVE garlic.

Last vampiric Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 08, 2008, 08:37:06 PM
Last Post, before I trot off and fetch Lunch/Supper.

Luncher?  Supnch?  *phooie* 

Perhaps, I shall have Dinner instead-- it can be at Noon or Night, depending on your locale.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 08, 2008, 10:00:11 PM
Two-ish, around here.
Lunner, then?


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 08, 2008, 11:02:27 PM
I ended up having fast-food Mexican.   Was pretty good: a baked flour tortia in the shape of a bowl.  Filled (in order) with refried beans, rice, grilled chicken strips, shreaded cheese.  Garnish with fresh chopped tomato and onion.

I added their verde/avocado picante and more chopped raw onions.  Squeeze of lime juice to top it off.

Pretty good.

Good enough, that I'm taking the Last Post for myself.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 09, 2008, 12:01:43 AM
There are some pretty good fast-food Mexican style places, if you know where to look.
:gloat: I work near one.  :mrgreen:

Last mmmm...chiptole Posr
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 09, 2008, 01:32:01 AM
Well, Scrib, you can have the Last Posr, I'll take the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 09, 2008, 01:43:00 AM
Damn my inability to spell.

It's Take The Last Post To Work day, and I'm about ready to head off, so


Last Post comes with me! You all can have it back after I get home.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 09, 2008, 01:49:25 AM
It's Friday evening and the

Last Post

doesn't WANT to go to work.  So it will stay home with me.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 09, 2008, 03:08:40 AM
Fortunately, I rescued the LP, and took it boozing instead.

Last this is taking ridiculously long to type Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on February 09, 2008, 04:24:36 AM
Taking advantage of all y'all's absence to grab the last post and slink away under cover of darkness...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 09, 2008, 05:16:09 AM
Fortunately, as I'm partial to cats, I've managed to acquire a pretty good ability to see in very, very dim light (and yes, I _do_ wear sunglasses at night-- yellow-tinted shooters' glasses to be specific.  Cuts the oncoming traffic glare immensely.  And I can pretty much ignore the selfish b~st~rds who won't dim their brights...)

Using said ability, I'll just nick the Last dim light Post as you flee.  By the time you get into the light, I'll be long gone...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on February 09, 2008, 08:44:20 PM
I told the Last Post to "Run toward the Light!", and now I have it safe.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 09, 2008, 09:31:52 PM
Mmmm, the Last Post does not like bright lights, so I shall be taking the Last Post into the shade of several very large, very dense forests.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on February 09, 2008, 09:33:24 PM
The Last Post was lured by a trail of bread crumbs and is now shut up safe in my cupboard.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 09, 2008, 10:03:19 PM
Utilising the mediums of the drill and saw, I have released the little beggar. In gratitude, the LP is coming back with me.

Last hide in the safe Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 09, 2008, 10:36:45 PM
Weeeellll, since the Last ethereal Post is basically an immaterial concept, it easily passes through the walls of an otherwise solid safe.

And  now resides with Me. 
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on February 10, 2008, 05:57:23 AM
Check again, Bob.

We're going visiting tomorrow, and the
Last Goin' to Auntie Laurel's Post
is here, watching me pack my bag.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 10, 2008, 08:31:29 AM
Haha! I take the First Last Post of February 10th, 2008!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 10, 2008, 09:02:06 AM
While we were at bloody but nice words (like exsanguinated): What about disembowel? (btw, the German word for that is 'ausweiden'; has a nice ring too)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 10, 2008, 05:23:47 PM
"Defenestrate" sounds nice. I like "oliaginous" as well....


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 10, 2008, 06:13:44 PM
"Discombobulate" has a certain ring to it.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 10, 2008, 06:26:35 PM
Last no comment Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on February 10, 2008, 07:18:29 PM
Last pellucid Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 10, 2008, 07:46:38 PM
Aphos has the Post with the Most

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on February 11, 2008, 03:21:09 AM
I'm going to hide the Last Post in the Monastery Pool

Last Shangri La Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 11, 2008, 03:38:32 AM
Good thing I can swim 50 m underwater without coming up for air. 


Last lung capacity Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 11, 2008, 03:53:03 AM
Time to stash it in the deep dark cellar with the nasty troll.

Last hope Goat isn't around Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on February 11, 2008, 06:07:48 AM
Time to bring it to Auntie.

Last Auntie has cake for it! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 11, 2008, 06:09:43 AM
Chocolate cake...with ice cream!

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 11, 2008, 09:47:43 AM
Don't overfeed the Last Post! We can't afford a new Creosote accident.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on February 11, 2008, 10:56:04 AM
...here little postie postie, come here nice post, I have a nice great big slice of black forest cake for you, you nice little fat last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 11, 2008, 04:59:31 PM
Come away from the nasty tempters, little LP. They are all very bad people, with chocolate. I have some etchings I'd like to show you....



Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Darlica on February 11, 2008, 07:04:17 PM
Pachy, that one is Old even older than "would you like to see my LP collection? " ;D

I know the way to a Last Posts heart is though the stomach and since there had been a lot of chocolate and whipped cream I tempt it with light and tasty Vietnamese food!   

LastseducingPost ;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 11, 2008, 07:20:21 PM
:Darlica ends up with a hungry Scribble instead of the Last Post:
Vietnamese food? Can I has some, plz? :nom nom nom:


Last mmmm...need a Vietnamese place within walking distance Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Darlica on February 11, 2008, 07:25:16 PM
*blow out the candles*

No problem Sib!  :)

But I keep the Last Post!  ;D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 11, 2008, 07:31:30 PM
Yay!!
But can't I have the Last Post for even a little bit? Please?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on February 11, 2008, 11:49:12 PM
The Last purloined Post is cleverly hidden in my library.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on February 12, 2008, 01:14:41 AM
The Last pressure treated Post is now even more cleverly hidden in my fence.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 12, 2008, 01:28:12 AM
Having recently received my Acme Last Post Detecto-meter, even Mero's fence represents no barrier to my finding (and leaving with) the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on February 12, 2008, 01:43:28 AM
Maccullochella macquariensis, the bluenose cod, swims lazily by.  Suddenly something falls into the water and like a flash bluenose snaps it up, too late to see that it is the Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 12, 2008, 02:19:47 AM
A nice juicy fly lands on the water, and lo and behold, following fine fishy tradition, it is snapped up.

Maccullochella macquariensis is lifted up, and held to the beady eye of Nature's greatest predator, the elephant.

"Cough it up, my finny chum, or chum you will be."

Duly done, and the Last Post is off to the savannah once more.

Last it's the acacia trees I love the most...Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 12, 2008, 02:29:28 AM
Utilizing my amazing powers of persuasion, I have convinced the Last Post it will be happier, here with me.

So it is, so it goes.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 12, 2008, 09:12:21 AM
Hey lil' Last Post! Come and meet lil' Lasta Postina who would like to bear you some lil' Last Postlets (or is it Postlings?)
Last family values with procreation in mind Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 12, 2008, 12:01:12 PM
And another foray into the classics lets me write

"ALast poor Post,
I knew him, Horatio

Sorry again, Mr Shakespeare
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 12, 2008, 12:46:51 PM
Pure, plain and simple:

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 12, 2008, 12:52:10 PM
Another trip into literature:

The story takes place in 1757, on the New York frontier during the French and Indian War, when France and the Kingdom of Great Britain battled for control of the American and Canadian colonies...

Last of the Posthicans

He who would pun would pick a pocket. you have been warned...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 12, 2008, 04:38:29 PM
Last Post*



_________________

* I would add something cute, perhaps a pun or a joke or three, but I can't think of any.  I suppose I could search the web for either, and post that, but frankly, I can't be bothered. 
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on February 12, 2008, 06:57:17 PM
Not only dithering, but boring!  :P


The Last I'll show it a good time Post is with me!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on February 12, 2008, 07:19:10 PM
Last Where's Waldo?Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 13, 2008, 04:20:27 AM
Persuasion?  Who needs persuasion?  I just hand a fiver to the

Last Post

and it decides to stay with me.  <the power of bribery>
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 13, 2008, 04:41:03 AM
Nope.

Last Post.

All mine.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 13, 2008, 06:49:29 AM
Since there's nobody about, I'll grab the



Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 13, 2008, 10:32:20 AM
As long as you don't grope it....
In order to prevent unnatural perversions with the Last Post, it will visit Squid Camp for some time.
Last choral singing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on February 13, 2008, 02:02:54 PM
It's been liberated

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 13, 2008, 02:08:33 PM
Gotta rush off.  Wasted too much time trying to fix my idiot computer (cheap SATA card-- no driver.  *bleah* I'll find one eventually--try that on a Mac:  If it don't work the first time, that's it, you're done.  It ain't never gonna work....)

Meanwhile, I'll grab the Last Post-- likely won't be able to for awhile.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 13, 2008, 03:14:20 PM
I hope the Last Post can do something about this $%§& computer mouse of mine
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 13, 2008, 05:19:07 PM
Yes, it's decided to leave it well alone, and visit nice Uncle Pachy.


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 13, 2008, 06:31:43 PM
The

Last Post

leaves Pachy and comes to visit me and play with the Missy Dog.

<warning:  the Last Post is now covered in dog slobber>
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 13, 2008, 09:42:22 PM
No worries, I have a hose

Last why is the dog running away? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 13, 2008, 09:53:17 PM
Thank goodness it's only two words long. It will fit my essay.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 13, 2008, 11:09:13 PM
A reason to be
A great Toadfish advantage
Having the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on February 14, 2008, 12:23:16 AM
It's such a nice day today, the Last Post is sunning itself on my balcony.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 14, 2008, 12:30:49 AM
Attracted by the smell of bacon, the Last Post came for din-dins.


Last bless the noble pig Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 14, 2008, 01:34:27 AM
Chocolate pudding with chocolate sauce is irresistable.

Last will go anywhere Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 14, 2008, 05:40:27 AM
OK, Griffin.  I'm coming to your house for dinner.  I'll keep the

Last Post

with me while I'm there.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 14, 2008, 06:40:09 AM
The Last Post is going to play with Snapper in my yard. Warning: it will now be covered in black, white and gold dog hair. And you will NOT be able to get rid of it.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 14, 2008, 09:24:01 AM
The Last Post is in the collective possession of all true siblings. Now, who will be the person to actually take care of it?
I think that would be me!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 14, 2008, 10:40:32 AM
You know what we should do? Take turns taking care of it, like it was the class pet.

I think it is my week to have the Last still covered in gold dog hair Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 14, 2008, 07:02:06 PM
Fixed my SATA card.  Computer back on, but I lost the contents of a hard disk *bleah*  Even the freezer trick failed to revive it. *bleah2*

I may try warming it instead....

Fortunately, nothing on it was impossible to recover-- just darn inconvenient.

I'll console myself by kiping the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 15, 2008, 12:36:06 AM
The Last Post is off on holiday. It said to let you all know it'll send a postcard( ::))


Last have a nice flight Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 15, 2008, 05:12:20 AM
Yes.  The

Last Post

decided to spend its holiday with me.  Post cards will be sent from beautiful Lake Keystone.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 15, 2008, 09:21:34 AM
...as long as the Cops don't intercept them
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on February 15, 2008, 02:27:47 PM
Nope the dispatcher got it first

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 15, 2008, 06:20:28 PM
the visble or the invisible one? (okay, few people outside the old GDR will understand that allusion)

Last zu treuen Händen Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on February 15, 2008, 06:55:38 PM
unmoglich!

That's it, the Last Post is in my custody!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 15, 2008, 07:28:50 PM
extrajudicial?

Liberate the Last Post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on February 15, 2008, 07:37:48 PM
Extraordinary rendition!

I cannot disclose whether I have the Last in deep trouble now Post on national security grounds
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 15, 2008, 08:05:40 PM
I have rescued the LP from the clutches of Abu Ghraib (it had an orange jumpsuit on, with "Azerbaijan" written on it in marker pen.)

It is now making a nest in the den.


Last no, Lynndie England isn't here Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 15, 2008, 08:09:03 PM
The LPLF* has taken the

Last Post

to a safe house (mine).


+++++++++++++++++++

*Last Post Liberation Front
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on February 15, 2008, 08:11:19 PM
The Last Post has been relocated to an even safer house...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 15, 2008, 08:19:59 PM
I found it in the safe.
Last gasping for fresh air Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 15, 2008, 08:39:05 PM
The People's Front for the Liberation of the Last Post

have the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 15, 2008, 09:57:10 PM
FFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



hit and run!


Qwertyuiopasd

has the freakin'

LAST OF POSTS
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 15, 2008, 10:34:30 PM
See !  See!  See how useless you all are. Constant snatching and then what?

Q just wanders in and you all lose it.

Last hanging on Q's coat-tails in a Watsonish way Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 15, 2008, 11:54:56 PM
come to me my minions!

Q-Force 2.0 Assemble!

Qwertyuiopasd A.K.A. Qwerty A.K.A Q A.K.A. Q-babe A.K.A. Q-man A.K.A Qwertmiester A.K.A Honourable Judge A.K.A. King of Guay A.K.A. AJ A.K.A. Batman

Present!
lookin' fer watson and mero he who covets cake here
Last Post: Obtained
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 16, 2008, 12:11:38 AM
Retrieved for the Society for the Advancement of Large African Mammals

the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 16, 2008, 12:29:46 AM
Rebuttle: Q-Force 2.0 ftw!

Rikti Thought: Used

Last Post: Obtained
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 16, 2008, 12:49:14 AM
Unabashed Watson takeover.

Last Post smoked
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 16, 2008, 12:50:40 AM
Oops, I did it again.

I thought about Britney Spears.

goddamnit

Last Post: Obtained
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 16, 2008, 12:56:07 AM
I hope you aren't loosing your mind like Ms B.S.

Last that actually makes sense Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 16, 2008, 12:56:55 AM
Watsonian grab.

Last Post no spears - just bare hands
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on February 16, 2008, 01:27:44 AM
Please excuse, I was summoned.

I shall take and keep Last Post for good kind ebullient master.

He will give me cake!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 16, 2008, 01:30:08 AM
The cake is a lie, Mero. the cake is a lie.


Last I play waaaaay too much Portal Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 16, 2008, 01:38:20 AM
GLaDOS cake is a lie, my cake to mero is not a lie.


*gives cake to mero*

see?

last post: obtained
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on February 16, 2008, 01:48:57 AM
Sweet kind generous master.
Bad peoples say bad things.  Mero will remonstrate with them.
I will hold Last Post for serene master.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 16, 2008, 01:52:50 AM
Serene master: arrived

Last post: received

Song: stuck in head.

maybe I'm the one.
Maybe I'm the one
Who is.
A Schizophrenic Pyscho.
Yeah.
xInfinity

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 16, 2008, 01:55:04 AM
O fearsome Mero! Do not turn thine wrath 'pon mine innocent head, for I was merely trying to tell thee that that the cake which thou wast promised is a foul lie! Created to lead you to giving up the Last Post to our beloved Qwerty. Never shalt I lead you astray from the path of Truth, Justice and Cake, but others--others are not so kind.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 16, 2008, 02:05:14 AM
Never mind the cake. Why was Mero summoned. Was it a parking offence?

Last no parking Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on February 16, 2008, 02:08:33 AM
I trust good honest master.
I do not trust people who say bad things.
Master give Mero good cake.
Mero takes Last Post to give to worthy and illuminated master.

Mero tastes cake. Good cake. Kindly generous master.

Not say bad things not Not NOT!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 16, 2008, 02:11:14 AM
All your Last Post belong to Grey.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on February 16, 2008, 02:18:02 AM
Mero knows Grey is now Pirate.
Pirate is lying Blaggard.
Mero not remonstrate when Pirate say bad things,
Mero will hold Last Post safe from Pirate. Give to gentle master.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 16, 2008, 02:30:13 AM
Mero is also a pirate, if memory serves. And a better one than I. Therefore, in order to assure the safety of the Last Post, I will take it for now.

By taking the Last Post, you, the taker, assure the holder (Scriblerus), that you will 'take' the Last Post, but it shall always remain the holder's in all truth. By taking the Last Post, you also bind all future takers of the Last Post to this agreement, since they will be willingly taking the Last Post from your possession.


Last Hey, I'm just practicing for my future career Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 16, 2008, 03:22:04 AM
I refute your suggestion that the LP will, in perpetuity, belong to you, despite not being in your possession.

I refute this by the Ancient Charters of habeas corpus, in flagrante delicto, alea jacta est, caveat emptor, non licet omnibus adire Corinthum and si vis pacem para bellum.


Last Latin is fun Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 16, 2008, 03:38:21 AM
Refute it all you like. You agreed to it by taking the LP.


Last Latin means NOTHING Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 16, 2008, 04:17:21 AM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand snatch!

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 16, 2008, 04:52:00 AM
Qwerty, you are a bad boy.  And far too young to have the

Last adults only Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 16, 2008, 08:53:32 AM
Indeeeeeeeeeeed!
The Last Post is toast not cake!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 16, 2008, 08:59:25 AM
Last who said anything about toast? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 16, 2008, 09:04:23 AM
The caretaker of the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 16, 2008, 09:35:08 AM
Which is forever mine, via a legal agreement Pachy entered by taking the Last Post.
;D ;)  ;D ;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 16, 2008, 09:57:11 AM
Last Post removed to Sandwich Islands for toasting (nonalcoholic)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 16, 2008, 09:57:29 AM
All wrong. I am right.

I have it.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on February 16, 2008, 01:28:50 PM
Mine again

Last so nice of that Q kid to stop by and say aaaaaaaaaaa now and againPost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 16, 2008, 03:20:36 PM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

is it?

last coo coo ku-choo post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 16, 2008, 03:23:52 PM
So nice to snatch it back from the Q chap.

Last Post

:yo:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 16, 2008, 03:29:37 PM
Though not for keeps because away it creeps
To me, to me it goes
Long live the Last and sought for Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 16, 2008, 03:30:59 PM
Q chap slapped and snatched.

Q chap whacks and smacks.

Q chap chap chap chap chap

last CHAAAAAAAP post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 16, 2008, 03:31:54 PM
Cheers for handing me

the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 16, 2008, 03:44:58 PM
Someone change the defective phonograph in Qwerty's head!

Last grammophonic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 16, 2008, 03:47:51 PM
Eee by gum the Q laddie needs a new tune.

I'd do the honours but I am too busy looking after the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 16, 2008, 04:24:20 PM
Then let's write the Last Post song (or ballad or....)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 16, 2008, 05:01:27 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on February 16, 2008, 03:47:51 PM
Eee by gum the Q laddie needs a new tune.


Or some Chapchae.... ;)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 16, 2008, 06:25:37 PM
jesus agujjie, don't do that. I thought youse was an E.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on February 16, 2008, 07:04:40 PM
Nice to meet you, Qwerty.



Oi'll be relievin' ye uv thee Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 16, 2008, 07:26:36 PM
ha ha

likely.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 16, 2008, 07:34:00 PM
Hey Q, Feb 29 is E.Raser Day.


(http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2028/eraserkw2.gif) Last and it's an annual event Post (http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2028/eraserkw2.gif)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on February 16, 2008, 08:35:06 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on February 16, 2008, 07:34:00 PM
Hey Q, Feb 29 is E.Raser Day.


(http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2028/eraserkw2.gif) Last and it's an annual event Post (http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2028/eraserkw2.gif)

annual event   :wiz:

Last Post whizzes by
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 17, 2008, 12:46:05 AM
All that back-and-forth! 

I'll just let the Last Post rest, here for a bit.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 17, 2008, 06:02:14 AM
no rest for the wicked.

and the last post is most definitely wicked.


WIIIICKED!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 17, 2008, 08:39:27 AM
Millenium hands and shrimps!
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 17, 2008, 04:09:53 PM
By virtue of being up before everyone else on Sunday*, I'll just swipe the Last Post


_____________

* well, around these parts, at least.  The other folk who are already up are somewhere at church... not my cup'o'tea anymore.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 17, 2008, 04:57:48 PM
Because I Can, and because I don't think it's Been Done Before....

I will steal the Last Post from.....MySelf!!!!!

So THERE!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 17, 2008, 05:27:22 PM
I guess you hopped over the date line for that ::)
Last temporarily divided Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 17, 2008, 06:49:30 PM
Hello, I'm Chris Hanson.

you wanted the last post to do WAT?

last To catch a poster post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 17, 2008, 08:11:23 PM
Last Simplicity is bliss Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 18, 2008, 01:26:12 AM
last simplicityislazy post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on February 18, 2008, 01:55:12 AM
I will calmly slip the Lat Post into my portfolio and walk towards the exits.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 18, 2008, 06:17:02 AM
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 18, 2008, 06:19:03 AM
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 18, 2008, 06:21:45 AM
Last-ier Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 18, 2008, 10:31:24 AM
Oky, you baited me
Lastest Post (sounds somehow like Latex Post but I prefer it in plain clothes)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 18, 2008, 05:24:45 PM
last super hero post?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on February 18, 2008, 11:11:21 PM
Last sekrit identity Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 18, 2008, 11:13:30 PM
Last zig zag zig zag zig zag zig zag Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 18, 2008, 11:42:26 PM
last copycatcopycat post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 18, 2008, 11:49:09 PM
Last Last Last Last Post Post Post Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 19, 2008, 06:48:24 AM
Last-est-ier Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 19, 2008, 08:58:15 AM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 18, 2008, 05:24:45 PM
last super hero post?

You innocent Q you :mrgreen:

Last y rated Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 19, 2008, 05:09:53 PM
The Last uncountable Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 19, 2008, 07:33:47 PM
I try to move things in a more acceptable manner here.

:P

last somebodies gotta do it post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on February 19, 2008, 10:39:41 PM
Last there's no time like the present Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 19, 2008, 11:23:05 PM
well the past *was* like the present... and the future *will* be...

last 4thdimensionalspacephysicsoryleh? post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 19, 2008, 11:25:13 PM
Last I have cheesecake Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 19, 2008, 11:27:06 PM
last slow news night, huh? post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 19, 2008, 11:30:28 PM
I sneak into Qwerty's and take the

Last Post.

While I'm at it, I sneak into Pachy's and nick some cheesecake, too.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 19, 2008, 11:34:12 PM
Last some rotten sod's half-inched me cheescake Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 19, 2008, 11:43:07 PM
Aphos, I'mna chokeslam you.


last no, not a pokemon move post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 19, 2008, 11:44:31 PM
Mmmmmmmmmm.  Chocolate-cherry cheesecake!!!

Last yummy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 19, 2008, 11:48:41 PM
the cake is a LIE

last it's in the chatterbox post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 20, 2008, 12:03:58 AM
Last liars like cake, too Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 20, 2008, 01:12:00 AM
they are delicious and moist?

last portal post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 20, 2008, 01:14:06 AM
I heard there was some cheesecake available.

Like, a side dish when one takes the

Last Post

**munch**
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 20, 2008, 01:17:28 AM
Hm, I think that was a lie, but I did hear something about danishes.

*ah-hem*

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 20, 2008, 01:20:44 AM
Ok, grudgingly, ok, but only half a dozen.

Last sending over the danishes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 20, 2008, 01:22:42 AM
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

vowel torrent 2.0

*munch*munch*munch*

last munch thanks post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 20, 2008, 01:32:54 AM
Did you like the new flavours?

Last taster-testing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 20, 2008, 02:08:28 AM
yeah. a little tangy, and a little sweet.

it gets ya right here... and a righ' here...

last cap'n blondebeard post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 20, 2008, 03:15:17 AM
Last Post.

I had mac-n-cheese.  *mmm*  With a roasted chicken breast, covered in Emiril's own secret recipe chicken rub.

Tasty!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 20, 2008, 04:26:09 AM
The

Last Post

has overeaten and is coming to my place to kick back in the recliner, watch some DVDs and let things settle.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 20, 2008, 05:47:16 AM
No, the

Last Post

will be loafing around in our flat, as we have the comfiest sofas known to man.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 20, 2008, 06:08:25 AM
Sorry, the

Last Post

has gone to sleep in the recliner and shouldn't be disturbed.  You know how grumpy it can get when it is awakened from a nap.

The cheesecake was excellent, BTW.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 20, 2008, 07:52:15 AM
I still can't decide whether you crowds are talking about eating in a certain erotic way or about sex using food innuendo.

Last mind of a censor Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 20, 2008, 03:18:39 PM
(http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2008/02/19/deviltoad.jpg)

Belzeebufo...the Devil Toad*...has taken control of the

Last Post.





*This guy is FOR REAL...or at least once was.  This is based on a newly discovered 70 million year old fossil from Madagascar.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on February 20, 2008, 03:45:34 PM
bowling ball toad is extinct
just as extinct at it's posession
of the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 20, 2008, 07:14:08 PM
Last total lunar eclipse Post

Giant toads, indeed.

Don't we already have an overabundance of those in Washington?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 20, 2008, 07:47:50 PM
just wait for the spry green leaf frog to sort them out.

he can do that you know.

because he's not old, comparitavely

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 20, 2008, 09:54:24 PM
Ah, yes.  Time to sit down with a nice cuppa tea and the

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 20, 2008, 11:14:36 PM
My friend says:

"la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-hoo-ha-hoo-ha-hooo."


last true story post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 20, 2008, 11:36:23 PM
I call on the Beast from the Bottomless Pit (of chocolate) to seize the

Last much caking and ganache-ing of teeth Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 21, 2008, 12:53:32 AM
WHAT

is WITH

you PEOPLE

and your FACTITOUS CAKE?!?!?!?!?!?!?

last post whoops
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 21, 2008, 01:02:43 AM
Flinging a danish in the general Q direction

merely

to

acquire

the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 21, 2008, 01:18:04 AM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 21, 2008, 12:53:32 AM
WHAT

is WITH

you PEOPLE

and your FACTITOUS CAKE?!?!?!?!?!?!?

What, you didn't like the 'ganaching of teeth' pun?  :mrgreen:


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 21, 2008, 03:03:45 AM
your pun was simply too pugnatious

if that's a word

last making up fancicious words post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on February 21, 2008, 04:36:23 AM
Last taking advantage of Q wearing sunglasses at night to grab the Post

:bwa:



ganaching of teeth! mmm!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 21, 2008, 04:50:12 AM
Ganache... :drool:

Q, go play Portal, and all shall be made clear.


Last This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE
 Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 21, 2008, 05:21:49 AM
Last I'm still alive, too Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 21, 2008, 06:43:10 AM
I can't remember any rule against the undead taking the Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 21, 2008, 07:05:11 AM
GLaDOS isn't dead, she's a computer.


Last though that statement still stands Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 21, 2008, 07:23:51 AM
I will grant Scrib's request and change the

Last Post's

location.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 21, 2008, 09:29:17 AM
As long as it not undisclosed. If it is in the closet (not the Klosett!) it should be undisclothed.
Last misunderestimated Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 21, 2008, 03:55:15 PM
Last missed the eclipse because of crappy weather---waaa! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 21, 2008, 04:19:15 PM
Last can't think of anything witty to say Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 21, 2008, 05:31:55 PM
*sigh*

scrib, scrib, scrib.

I'd beaten the game, before I returned here.

hell, I memorized the song, and am learning it on the piano.

I've just come to terms with the fact that the CAKE is a LIE.

you people seem to expecting it sometime soon.

in any event, we all know where GLaDOS went.

last to hang out with HAL post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 21, 2008, 06:32:29 PM
Last Post.

Trash day, they made a HUGE mess in the street-- I watched.  This time they went too far, and I called in a formal complaint on their lazy @ss.   The attitude of the dude was "it's not MY neighborhood...who cares, anyway?" 

*bleah*

Do, or Do Not.   

Half-@ssing a job is NOT worth anything!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 21, 2008, 06:43:20 PM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 21, 2008, 05:31:55 PM
I've just come to terms with the fact that the CAKE is a LIE.

you people seem to expecting it sometime soon.

CAKE isn't a lie, it's just like anything else good in (or after) life... if you want it, roll up your sleeves and make it yourself.  I can even give you a super-easy choco cake recipe that doesn't need eggs or dairy, and can be mixed in the pan it's baked in.


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 21, 2008, 06:45:53 PM
at least, if you're getting paid.

last school what? post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on February 21, 2008, 07:15:53 PM
Last lots yet to do today post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 21, 2008, 07:38:22 PM
Quote from: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 21, 2008, 03:55:15 PM
Last missed the eclipse because of crappy weather---waaa! Post

Even worse here. At midnight the moon was still visble. When the alarm rang at 4am it was not (and I had to get up at 7).
Last not much sleep Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 21, 2008, 10:29:34 PM
All praise the holy CAKE!!!

<And while everyone else is bowing, I grab the

Last Post>
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on February 21, 2008, 11:49:06 PM
Let them eat cake.

I shall smuggle out the Last Post under the sign of the Scarlet Pimpernel!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 22, 2008, 12:09:18 AM
what about the scarlet pumpernickel?


last mmm bread and ducks post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 22, 2008, 04:45:01 AM
Last post videogame play-- Deus Ex 2 Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 22, 2008, 06:13:41 AM
Last all hail the mighty danish* Post

*cake is a poor substitute **

**all hail the best footnotes
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on February 22, 2008, 07:37:58 AM
9 pages?? NINE pages to read to get to LP??

Last I'm gonna hire somebody to come here 3 months after I die and use my account to take the Last Post and see who is brave enough to come get it! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 22, 2008, 07:51:35 AM
Qwert, I know perfectly well the cake is a lie. I do believe I said that in my initial posting wars with you and Mero.

At that point, you can have it.


Last still alive! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 22, 2008, 08:12:22 AM
but you can't have your cake and eat it too.


last what now? post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 22, 2008, 08:15:15 AM
I send you enough danish to have your danish and eat it too.

Last winningsome Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 22, 2008, 08:15:42 AM
confound it!

last i need sleep post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 22, 2008, 08:17:48 AM
I was just going to point that out, but it seemed mean.

Last so nice Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 22, 2008, 09:15:06 AM
You have to have it to eat it. If you don't have it, you can't eat it. The correct verb would be keep.

Last dry washing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 22, 2008, 03:25:21 PM
Last I'm off down the pub Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on February 22, 2008, 03:41:44 PM
Good, kind, resourceful master gives me cake!


I will take the Last Post to give to sweet master.


Master gave me cake!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 22, 2008, 08:10:18 PM
my cake is not a lie.

but most cake is.

good mero knows the lies of GLaDOS

last deadly neurotoxin post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 22, 2008, 08:31:49 PM
Y'all can have cake.  And Edith, too (who eats nothing but cake, all day long...)

I'm fixing Pizza in the oven.  Mmmmm.

I've offered it to the Last free pizza Post, and it came along willingly.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 22, 2008, 09:20:32 PM
But the smell of bacon cooking has tempted the

Last Post

over to me....
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 22, 2008, 09:31:04 PM
And, back to me, again, for the final piece of pizza.

Last pizza Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 22, 2008, 09:32:48 PM
Ah, but now the pizza is finished, and still the bacon cooks.


Last bless the noble pig Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 22, 2008, 11:47:51 PM
Quote from: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 22, 2008, 08:31:49 PM
I'm fixing Pizza in the oven.  Mmmmm.

How did it break? 


I'll lure the Last chocoholic Post with Cadbury Mini-Eggs.  I have milk and dark.  Have been getting chocolate cravings lately....
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 23, 2008, 12:37:42 AM
Ok I'll play if I have to.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 23, 2008, 12:56:24 AM
Quote from: Agujjim on February 22, 2008, 11:47:51 PM
Quote from: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 22, 2008, 08:31:49 PM
I'm fixing Pizza in the oven.  Mmmmm.

How did it break? 

It broke when I used my pizza slicer thingy on it.... roll the sharp disc over the crisp crust-- *snap* it goes, *crunch* at the crust-end of each stroke.  4 strokes-- no, better make that 3 strokes.  I know I can eat 6, but I don't think I could eat 8 slices ....

The Last punishment Post will return to me for dessert. 
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 23, 2008, 01:12:38 AM
UGH crispy crusts. nice nice soggy crusts yummmy

Last yummmy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 23, 2008, 02:22:49 AM
I like the crispy-on-the-outside,-soft-on-the-inside sort of crusts. They are delicious.


Last pizza based Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 23, 2008, 02:24:48 AM
Pizzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Last drool Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 23, 2008, 03:25:06 AM
Last Posteria
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 23, 2008, 05:43:16 AM
I'm sitting here, wishing I had some Ice Cream to eat.  Alas, I was at the store earlier, but elected NOT to buy any.  I would've purchased frozen yogurt, had they had any-- that stuff's quite good.

Here I am, pining for Ice Cream.  It's really too late to go out & buy some, too.

The Last Post has come over to console me...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on February 23, 2008, 05:52:04 AM
It can pick up Ice Cream, REALLY GOOD kinds, at my house before it comes to you.

Blue Bell Chocolate Cherry Vanilla, Blue Bell Moo-Linneum Crunch or Blue Bell White Chocolate Almond. I've been buying it, but I'm too queasy to eat it.

Last Ice Cream Delivery  Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 23, 2008, 05:55:03 AM
 :kisshands: :thanx: :kisshands:

Last receiving of Ice Cream Post

Even virtual Ice Cream lends itself to warm feelings.... :)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 23, 2008, 10:21:47 AM
Have to be careful. A bit of one of my molars (already suspicious) broke away (on Friday evening as usual with all things that require an expert to fix). That tooth was already a ruin and consisted by now mostly of filling material. It's dentist time again after the weekend.

Last no sweets for me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 23, 2008, 03:24:45 PM
hah, just shows how well off you all are.


*I* got a glass of grapes!

last oh yeah. post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on February 23, 2008, 04:34:40 PM
Wow you all sure don't know how to play very well as I have the

Last Post!

how about lasagna-- anyone like lasagna--- or is it a lie as well? layers do lie in the pan....
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 23, 2008, 07:44:16 PM
Be careful.  Virtual lasagna really adds those virtual pounds.

Oh, BTW, I also have the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on February 23, 2008, 08:27:21 PM


Last Post.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 23, 2008, 09:49:26 PM
Good try, Beagle.


I would gladly have some virtual lasagna. I luuuurve that stuff.


Last damn it, now I'm craving lasagna, and I won't be home until it's too late to make it or get take out Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 23, 2008, 11:22:57 PM
I just ate 3 Ball Park Corn Dogs.   

*mmmm*

Last corny-doggie Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 24, 2008, 12:01:38 AM
Swedish meatballs. Love the meatballs. Pity they make me fart....


Last Thank God Laura's in London Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on February 24, 2008, 12:15:08 AM
Last I should be outside enjoying the fresh air Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 24, 2008, 12:56:30 AM
It really takes the buiscuit having to eat before attempting to

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 24, 2008, 12:58:31 AM
You don't have to, Griffin my dear. Some of us merely choose to....

Last Post ;D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on February 24, 2008, 01:04:25 AM
Mmmm...biscuits. Will go well with the Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 24, 2008, 01:06:39 AM
Beware Beagle turning on embedded scripting.

Last warning Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 24, 2008, 01:43:33 AM
I use the unwrapped version, so I didn't see that...

Last unwrapped monastery Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 24, 2008, 04:23:35 AM
muuuuuuuunhhh

rehearsals make a zombie of men.


ZOMBEH!!!!!

last zombeh pyrate robaut ninjar post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 24, 2008, 06:56:32 AM
Ninja, huh?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 24, 2008, 10:38:09 AM
Do you mean Zombie Ninja Gangbangers?
I was on the lookout for the most stupid (non-German) movie title once and found that one.
Last abominable alien amoebas Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 24, 2008, 02:08:37 PM
Found this one:

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies


Last If It's Tuesday It Must Be Belgium Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 24, 2008, 05:04:12 PM
That one is also in the book of worst movies ever on my shelf (the comment makes guesses that the title actually refers tot he makers of that abomination of a movie)

Last der nackte Wahnsinn Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 24, 2008, 06:33:20 PM
Found another one:

Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death

And the winner is

Last Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Terror Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 24, 2008, 06:37:21 PM
My fave has always been "Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?".  But it was a good film so maybe it doesn't count.   

Last only bad films count Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 24, 2008, 06:52:32 PM
well the worst movie ever made is indisputably "Plan 9 From Outer Space"

but that's not actually a terrible title, for the 50s.

nowadays it would just be called: Plan Nine

last now I'm contemplating what a modern version of that movie would be like, good or bad post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 24, 2008, 06:56:05 PM
I would contemplate but action is needed.

Last Post

**snatched**
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 24, 2008, 07:01:30 PM
*sniggity snatched back*

don't talk back.

last sub post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 24, 2008, 07:02:35 PM
Pffft!  You can talk!

Last Post

**double double re-snatched**
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 24, 2008, 07:20:21 PM
I CAN TALK!

I can do it niiiiiiiiiiiiine times

last nine! posts
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 24, 2008, 07:35:04 PM
And this makes ten.

Last decimus Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 24, 2008, 07:50:20 PM
Finally got my 500 gig SATA drive in the mail.

Now, I'm converting my two 120gig SATA drives to a mirror-raid array.

These will host all my "must not loose, ever" files (redundantly, of course... it's a backup, afterall)

While waiting for the first-ever install of my "must not loose" files, I'm playing around in the Monastery.

Last raid-backup Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 24, 2008, 09:50:43 PM
Hmm, I need one of those. Wold take a load off my laptop.

Last I FEAR hard drive crashes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on February 24, 2008, 10:00:57 PM
Ah, the life of one unafraid to ever lose a file...No Worries!!

Last You can't take them with you Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on February 24, 2008, 11:26:34 PM
Last contemplating the salvation of files Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 24, 2008, 11:49:16 PM
hmm... oscar oscar oscar oscar.

DE LA RENTA

DE LA HOYA

last oscar oscar oscar post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 24, 2008, 11:55:04 PM
Oscar? Who is Oscar? Where is She?

Last operatic-popular-event-denial Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on February 25, 2008, 12:02:00 AM
Last rescuing from the deniers and unbelievers Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 25, 2008, 02:17:57 AM
Last I deny the deniers Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on February 25, 2008, 03:35:19 AM
Last let the dreamers speak! Post
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Post by: Sibling Chatty on February 25, 2008, 03:57:16 AM
Last The Westminster Dog Show was MUCH better than the Oscars Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 25, 2008, 05:00:13 AM
Last I feel like were all whispering. which is okay, since I'm tired and it's midnight post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 25, 2008, 05:33:59 AM
Last methane-emitting farm animals Post

(see word association thread...)
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Post by: Sibling Chatty on February 25, 2008, 09:28:49 AM
Last Are you insinuatin' Duh Prezznitz fulla horseshit? Post

:mrgreen:
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 25, 2008, 09:30:46 AM
Quote from: Pachyderm on February 24, 2008, 06:33:20 PM
Found another one:

Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death

And the winner is

Last Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Terror Post

That's only the abridged title

"Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead Part 2: In Shocking 2-D"

Not to forget

"Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Hellbound, Flesh-Eating Subhumanoid Zombified Living Dead, Part 3"

Since German titles are in a category of their own, let me only mention
Vegetarierinnen zur Fleischeslust gezwungen (lit: (female) vegetarians forced into carnal desire/joy of meat)

Last Post

Btw, although Plan 9 is the canonical worst movie, there are much worse. It's not more insipid than many "serious" US movies.
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 25, 2008, 12:03:06 PM
Last pure Post
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Post by: Pachyderm on February 25, 2008, 02:17:42 PM
Last Post








the purest of all...
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Post by: beagle on February 25, 2008, 05:55:58 PM
Purer than Julie Andrews and Delia Smith rolled into one.


Actually that wouldn't be very pure, but you know what I mean.


Last Post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 25, 2008, 06:06:29 PM
Marchons, marchons !
Qu'un sang impur    
Abreuve nos sillons !

Last Marseilleian Post
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Post by: Sibling Chatty on February 25, 2008, 06:33:03 PM
Last Just so you know, Hillary Clinton's a big F-word C-word and a scaremongering negative-ad-testing B-word. Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 25, 2008, 06:55:25 PM
No c-word here, kids may be watching
Last btw, what do you have against canaries? Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 25, 2008, 07:53:09 PM
oh no C-word. a mystery. what in the name of all that is known to science could that mean?

I wonder.

last who wrote the book of... swears? post
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Post by: Pachyderm on February 25, 2008, 11:59:29 PM
Last it's called Roger's Profanisaurus Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on February 26, 2008, 12:01:54 AM
Last also known as Roget's Blasphemotron Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 26, 2008, 01:07:23 AM
Last I'm hungry, again--darn! now, I'll have to cook something Post
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Post by: Aphos on February 26, 2008, 05:37:42 AM
Finding Bob in a semi-comatose state from eating his own cooking, I nick the

Last Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 26, 2008, 09:55:02 AM
Now that I'm awake, I'll just pad in, in my slippers, and re-take the

Last sleeplessness Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 26, 2008, 10:07:58 AM
Oh, for all us insomniacs the Last Post is a reason not to despair.
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 26, 2008, 11:27:34 AM
Still not asleep.

Now, it's 5:28 am.  *sigh* I guess I better go take my medicine.

Last reluctant sleep-aid Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 26, 2008, 11:29:58 AM
muuuuuuuuuuunhhhhh

don't these fools realize I sleep best during the morning light?

they'll make me a zombie yet waking me up this early for 2.5 more years!

last munhh srassafrassrass *grooaaaaan* zombeh pish posh post
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Post by: Aggie on February 26, 2008, 07:26:02 PM
2.5 more years?   

:giggle:

:ROFL:

:desperate:

Only if you're REALLY good at rigging course schedules and/or job hours.  And avoid babies.


Last FOR TEH REST OF YOUR LIFE Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 26, 2008, 08:04:07 PM
Or, you would realize that oh so important word "they" and realize that the "they" in question will have no direct influence after 2.5 years.

not that I won't be up early for other reasons, but it wont be them.

Arrogant Fool!

besides, the earlist college classes seem to start later than 7:24, and I won't have to travel nearly as far, so long as I stay on campus.

Last You sir, have just been served post

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Post by: Aggie on February 26, 2008, 09:23:17 PM
Duje, there is always a They/Them - the faces and titles change, that's all.  And you negate that you'll be up until 7:24 am busting your butt completing assignments / studying, making those 9:00 classes seem like the crack of dawn.

Last but I'll concede that campus housing is great for naps at lunchtime Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 26, 2008, 10:23:40 PM
yes.

I'll be doing that.

studying.

doing homework.

last I'll have more hours in the day anyway post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 27, 2008, 12:14:01 AM
Hungry.

Leftovers.  "fake" lasagna.

Last food Post
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Post by: Pachyderm on February 27, 2008, 12:17:28 AM
As it is now past midnight, I shall retire.


Last Good night, all Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 27, 2008, 03:00:33 AM
Choose your subjects wisely Q. Some start earlier in the day than others. Choose your tutors wisely. Research if the are early birds or night owls.

Griffins book How To Do Life is available at a bookshop somewhere imaginary near you.

Last so many books to write, so little time Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on February 27, 2008, 04:33:54 AM
Last ha-HA! no one else is here! Post
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Post by: Sibling Chatty on February 27, 2008, 04:40:37 AM
Last EXCEPT ME!! Post
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Post by: Pachyderm on February 27, 2008, 08:27:24 AM
Last I'm still shaking after the earthquake, so need some comforting from the LP Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 27, 2008, 09:00:29 AM
The Last Post nearly disintegrated in the earthquake but is made of sterner stuff.

Last feeling a bit wobbly Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 27, 2008, 09:01:05 AM
Where you in the Saar territory, Pachy? They'll have to end coalmining there prematurely after almost 600 years because of a series of earthquakes that are considered to be the result of this form of underground activity.

For the insomniacs
Last (http://www.dsp-ffm.de/NS/goodnight.gif) Post
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Post by: Pachyderm on February 27, 2008, 10:29:29 AM
Nope. Even worse. I'm in Coventry. If Britain ever gets an enema, I know where it'll go....


Last national suppositories Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 27, 2008, 07:51:31 PM
Last sounds painful Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 27, 2008, 10:40:45 PM
I was right.

You all laughed. LAUGHED I SAY!!!!

they did it.

I'm a zombeh now!

last temp of 101.2, sleep does nothing, and I want to eat other peoples hair post
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Post by: pieces o nine on February 27, 2008, 11:14:54 PM
You poor dear! You look awful. I can see the Last Post is keeping you from resting.
Let me take it for you.................................................................................................
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 28, 2008, 12:04:54 AM
DIE!

last remember: zombie post
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Post by: Aggie on February 28, 2008, 12:43:58 AM
*dons anti-zombie-contamination suit*

*cuts off the zombie's head*

*smashes it*

*coats the goo and the headless body in homemade napalm and lights it up*

Takes the Last Post
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Post by: Pachyderm on February 28, 2008, 01:19:06 AM
And loses it. ;D


Last mine, all mine Post
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Post by: Aggie on February 28, 2008, 01:21:19 AM
As long as it's not zombified. 


You did put on your anti-zombie-contamination suit, right?  There's some goo on the

Last thing we need is a zombielephant on the rampage Post
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Post by: Pachyderm on February 28, 2008, 01:40:47 AM
"braaiiiinnss"


*lurches forward and snatches LP*


Last I just need to sleep it off, keep away with the flammables Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 28, 2008, 03:15:30 AM
Last watching smash lab Post
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Post by: Aphos on February 28, 2008, 03:27:22 AM
Gets a voodoo doll from local obi woman.

Wraps doll in some of Bob's hair.

Sticks doll in big toe with pin.

While Bob is yelling about an ingrown toenail, I nick the

Last Post.
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 28, 2008, 03:53:02 AM
You just imagined I was yelling about a toe-injury.

What I was yelling about, was the local newsfeed.   *bleah*

Voodoo only works if the person believes it.  Since I am in an undecided state, my toe-injury was only a potential injury, and not an actual one.  :)

*while Aphos ponders the above, I'll slip in quietly and nick the Last Post*
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 28, 2008, 04:03:24 AM
Red Fire! I'm not sure wether to compliment you or smack you upside the head Aujjie.

You killed me rather isntantly, which bothers me, but that's good showmanship for the zombie apocalypse.

I'm just lucky that activated my emergency replacement clone.

last I also just threw up. yay! post
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Post by: Aphos on February 28, 2008, 06:53:16 AM
A zombie clone?  Interesting concept.  Take dead cells, clone to make living cells, grow to full size body, kill body, raise body from the dead.

While you are engaged in doing all this, I walk off with the

Last Post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 28, 2008, 09:45:53 AM
Better use Instant Zombie(TM). It's zombific!
Last morbid ad Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on February 28, 2008, 11:56:35 AM
:quickly stuffs salt into Instant Zombie's™ mouth, sews its lips shut:

:runs off with the Last post:
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 28, 2008, 03:09:17 PM
:not following the plot:

Patiently, politely, and meekly, takes the

Last Post
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Post by: Aggie on February 28, 2008, 03:11:03 PM
*POUNCE*


Last you looked like a mouse - sorry Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 28, 2008, 03:34:10 PM
Morning, here (for me).  Aches and pains, again-- *bleah*

My cat is addicted to licking nylon straps-- I think the way the tightly woven fabric catches on his tounge is what is addictive, I dunno.  He's worn through several straps on carry-bags.

While you ponder the meaning of that, I'll slip off with the Last cat's ways are weird Post
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Post by: Pachyderm on February 28, 2008, 05:22:34 PM
Yes, cats are weird. But you only have to deal with little ones. 400 lbs of lion crazed out on catnip is not a pleasant sight. Entertaining, but not pleasant.


While everyone is distracted by the whacked-out feline, I make off with the

Last Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 29, 2008, 09:57:21 AM
It has been swallowed by Beelzebufo by now
Last don't mess with frogs and toads Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 29, 2008, 01:08:08 PM
Ha! I laugh in the face of reptiles and amphibians! Cough it up, Wart Boy.

*shakes 4 kilo toad*

Come back when your all grown up.

For now, I have the

Last 4 tons, bitch Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 29, 2008, 03:24:51 PM
Dance Dance Rumble

last what post
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Post by: The Meromorph on February 29, 2008, 03:32:29 PM
** watches Pachy develop a happy grin, then a silly grin, then a terrified grin, then fall over twitching. **

**takes Last Post from open-mouthed, horrified Q**


Last Bufotoxin Post.
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Post by: Pachyderm on February 29, 2008, 04:25:24 PM
My mind has been expanded. I can see everything.

Beagle, you'll go blind. Good for the prostate, bad for the eysight...


As I can now see where the LP is, I'll just put it in here for safekeeping. Next to the pile of Nazi gold and the lemon jelly bust of Karen Carpenter.


Last I can fl.......*crash* Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 29, 2008, 04:29:39 PM
I can see clearly now.

the rain.

IS GONE!!!!!

last HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAA post
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Post by: Aggie on February 29, 2008, 06:24:02 PM
Caffeine much? o.O

*puts Q on a time out and grabs*

da

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 29, 2008, 07:36:43 PM
no, I just figured out how to make the rain go away.

turns out, I'm only happy when it rains.

last oh the irony post
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Post by: Aggie on February 29, 2008, 09:52:27 PM
That sounds like Garbage to me. ;)


Last and maybe Alanis here Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on February 29, 2008, 10:28:05 PM
...taking advantage of Agujjim being distracted by music...
...I silently grab the Last Post...
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 29, 2008, 10:50:51 PM
Less than an hour and a half left of E.Raser Day !

Last untranslated Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 01, 2008, 12:42:35 AM
Finally got all the little fiddley-bits that one must do when one returns home from long day away.

And, here I see that the poor LP has been handed to many different players.

Poor thing.

I'll just keep it safe and warm, for now.

Last warm-fuzzy Post
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Post by: Aphos on March 01, 2008, 12:58:27 AM
I'm here to give the

Last Post

a bowl of hot soup and a warm, comfy chair.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 01, 2008, 01:11:40 AM
Mein gott! 10 pages of LPs

Last I'm still alive ;) Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 01, 2008, 01:15:59 AM
I'm still alive too.

while you're dying.

when you're dead.

last too much? post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 01, 2008, 01:49:33 AM
Geeze, ya go off and catch up on other threads, and here, someone(s) have nicked it from me.

I'll just have to snatch it back, especially if everyone else is just dying to have it. 

Last lifesaver Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 01, 2008, 01:50:40 AM
I didn't want it at all.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 01, 2008, 01:52:11 AM
Okay, you 'kn have it then....

The last post, I mean.

Ooops!
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 01, 2008, 01:53:09 AM
Ooops indeed!

Last Post
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Post by: Aphos on March 01, 2008, 02:38:48 AM
What's this

Last Post

doing just lying around?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on March 01, 2008, 03:36:02 AM
The Last post is not just lying around.
It is safely tucked into bed on Colorado.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 01, 2008, 03:51:25 AM
I sincerely hope that Colorado is the appropriate gender for the Last Post.

On second thought, maybe I better keep it here, just in case...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 01, 2008, 04:13:39 AM
The gender is masculine: El (rio) Colorado

Last remember the conquistador(e)s Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 01, 2008, 05:58:38 AM
Ewwww!  Then you can KEEP the Last Post!

No, really, I mean it this time!
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Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 01, 2008, 06:31:00 AM
The genderless, colorless, odorless and silent

Last Post

is mine.

I AM the (soon to be declared) Empress of the Universe* and I deem it so.

*Delusions of grandeur are sponsored tonight by Bacon Cheeseburgers and Hand-Cut Fries from Mama's Kitchen.
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Post by: anthrobabe on March 01, 2008, 06:37:03 AM
While you are digesting I'll keep this poor lonesome

Last Post

company

(ugh- up late- double shift--- and I'm just getting started)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 01, 2008, 09:26:36 AM
A storm is brewing that will devastate the country this very day (but I still have to go out to buy bananas)
Let the Last Post be buried with me when the house comes crashing down.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 01, 2008, 10:42:15 AM
The storm here is on the way out. Winds dropping.

But I wont be dropping the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 01, 2008, 11:23:13 AM
The gusts are increasing (and I am chatting here instead of going out to get the bananas in time).
Last Post tied firmly down to prevent it form being blown away.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 01, 2008, 03:55:55 PM
The gusts have returned but to my stomach not the skies.

Last turbulent guts Posts
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 01, 2008, 04:16:18 PM
Total Calm and violent winds follow each other without discernible system at the moment. At least two dead already, one motorbiker blown into the oncoming traffic on the other lane and one killed by a tree falling on him while being in the backseat of a car (no info, whether the car was in motion or not)

But weather like that should be seen as an opportunity to obtain some ruby slippers (should one like footwear of that kind).

Last huffing and puffing Post
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Post by: anthrobabe on March 01, 2008, 04:26:14 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on March 01, 2008, 04:16:18 PM
Total Calm and violent winds follow each other without discernible system at the moment. At least two dead already, one motorbiker blown into the oncoming traffic on the other lane and one killed by a tree falling on him while being in the backseat of a car (no info, whether the car was in motion or not)

But weather like that should be seen as an opportunity to obtain some ruby slippers (should one like footwear of that kind).

Last huffing and puffing Post

I hope you are in the basement or other safe room-- no blowing over the rainbow for you.

I'll help you hold down the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on March 01, 2008, 06:33:59 PM
Snow coming tomorrow, but the weather is very nice here today.
So the Last Post can enjoy the sun on my balcony.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 01, 2008, 07:39:25 PM
I can give it both at the same time. ;)


Last Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 01, 2008, 07:47:03 PM
Windy here. The sun is peeking through the clouds.
I think I'll take the Last Post out to my yard, and sit under the blooming apricot tree.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 01, 2008, 10:40:39 PM
Last Time to see the peach trees in Texas Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 02, 2008, 01:10:21 AM
I give the

Last Post

a big kiss.   :kisshands:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 02, 2008, 01:37:43 AM
And then we shall send a kissed, apricot-petal covered Last Post off to Chatty to see the Texas peach trees, and then here again for the cherry blossoms.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 02, 2008, 04:18:13 AM
A Last Post cake?

(as long GLaDOS isn't involved)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 02, 2008, 07:27:23 AM
Last Wanna bite of my sammich? :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 02, 2008, 08:23:35 AM
Nah, I'll stick with my tea, thanks.


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 02, 2008, 08:25:30 AM
Can we have some biscuits with our tea?


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 02, 2008, 08:26:40 AM
Tea just finished. Nibbling a Czech oblate as dessert.
Last postprandial Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 02, 2008, 09:13:38 AM
Late (early) Night.  Can't sleep.  Chemicals haven't taken effect, yet.

*sigh*

I'll console myself with the Last comforting Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 02, 2008, 09:23:05 AM
I have coffee cake. Will that be ok?

Last damn not being asleep yet... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 02, 2008, 02:45:25 PM
Sleep?? Do I remember sleep?? Oh yeah, did that a couple days ago, for hours on end. No sleep for me!!

Last I've read two books and played solitare for hours, when do I get to sleep again? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 02, 2008, 03:42:40 PM
Maybe I should brew some tea.
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 02, 2008, 04:14:16 PM
Eating pizza for breakfast on my hi... I mean

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 02, 2008, 04:22:40 PM
Mmmmmm. Pain au chocolat.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on March 02, 2008, 04:29:05 PM
Tea. And little cucumber sandwiches cut into triangles and with the crust off.

Last I'm so British Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 02, 2008, 04:32:05 PM
What has this thread in common with the what are you eating thread?

Last no prizes for correct answer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 02, 2008, 04:33:52 PM
This?:
(http://gregsbigfathead.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/windowslivewriterallahackbar-f0f5ackbar2xd-41.jpg)
Last :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 02, 2008, 05:54:43 PM
Nah!!  Caffeine. I am eating through a bag of coffee beans. Munch!

Last making up fibs Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 02, 2008, 06:26:33 PM
Awake for a bit, now.

Missed a call to go to Lunch, so now I'll have to fend for myself (stupid too-quiet phone ringer...)

Last gruntled Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 02, 2008, 09:07:48 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on March 02, 2008, 05:54:43 PM
Nah!!  Caffeine. I am eating through a bag of coffee beans. Munch!

Last making up fibs Post

That wouldn't necessarily be a fib for me (I do eat 'em, but not by the bag).


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 03, 2008, 03:34:20 AM
Watching a Sci Fi channel silly movie.

Last silly movie Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 03, 2008, 04:39:53 AM
Raining outside.  Sitting here listening to classical music.  Cruising the Web.

Last wasting time Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 03, 2008, 09:39:29 AM
Hope my professor has at last found the time to read my thesis
Last still missing the introduction and the abbreviation index Post

Edit: Can't ask him because he is currently absent (why did I go to the office in that case?)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 03, 2008, 02:35:39 PM
Did you buy the bananas?

Last get back to basics Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on March 03, 2008, 02:49:42 PM
Oh, my, yes. Laura gets quite violent if there's a fruit shortage. (She knows how to remove kidneys, and can get anaesthetics. I behave ;D)

Last being a good boy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 03, 2008, 03:57:07 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on March 03, 2008, 02:35:39 PM
Did you buy the bananas?

Last get back to basics Post

Yes I did but since they were not overly green I bought only 2 to last over the weekend
But the Last Post lasts forever.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 03, 2008, 05:00:05 PM
Aaaah, my fresh-ground coffee, extra strong, is ready.

Last coffee Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on March 03, 2008, 05:49:42 PM
And, joy of joys, mine as well.

Last Monsoon Malabar is good Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 03, 2008, 06:51:58 PM
Not mine.  I'm relegated to brew-by-the-cup machine coffee at work (it's not bad enough to make me bring my own, but it's not fresh-ground and extra-strong) and am on green tea at the moment.



Last :Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 03, 2008, 07:13:06 PM
Green tea is my favorite after-coffee beverage.   Warm in the winter, with barely a hint of honey.  Cold in the summer, no sweetener at all.

Mmmmm.  Seeing as how I've finished my coffee, and have a slight buzz from the caffene, I may make a cup of green tea.

Last beverage of choice Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 03, 2008, 09:24:38 PM
I've got the oven on but nothing in it.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on March 03, 2008, 09:44:01 PM
Last waiting on an important call Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 03, 2008, 09:50:48 PM
Sitting here drinking some rum-flavored black tea with just a pinch of brown sugar.

Last Hmmmmmmmmm Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 03, 2008, 09:55:58 PM
Water in the microwave, beginning to boil.

Green Tea with Mango soon to be.

Aaaaah, the promise of hot tea, has attracted the Last hot tea Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 03, 2008, 10:30:07 PM
Tea all finished.  Might make more.

Last it's a good day for hot tea Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 04, 2008, 12:17:33 AM
Pity I don't have tea and crumpets.

Last I had coffe and cake though Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on March 04, 2008, 01:23:03 AM
Coffee and cake are for the weak!

Last houmous, that's the stuff Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 04, 2008, 01:24:05 AM
I spilt ink on my night attire.

Last news from the bed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 04, 2008, 03:37:53 AM
Voting in primary tomorrow!!

Taking the

Last OBAMA '08 Post

With me!!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 04, 2008, 04:53:49 AM
Go! Go!

We MUST punish the republicans for giving us dubya for 8 years.... !

Last punish the stinking republican leadership Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 04, 2008, 05:54:35 AM
Here's hoping Hillary is out as of tomorrow.

Last Post (before Tuesday - Oklahoma time)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 04, 2008, 11:38:30 AM
I distrust the tap water in this office (in the whole building actually, I suspect a high copper concentration), so I don't brew tea here.
Just poured a glass of mineral water.

Last No to GOP rule for the time being and let Chain-Eye/Dubya and Accomplices rot forever in a sub-standard jail Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on March 04, 2008, 01:45:15 PM
Last Back to tea. Politics is serious Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 04, 2008, 02:33:54 PM
Quote from: Pachyderm on March 04, 2008, 01:23:03 AM
Coffee and cake are for the weak!
Aren't you sure you misspelled 'week'? ;)

Last I'm feeling strong today Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 04, 2008, 02:43:52 PM
So, in what kind of tea should they be boiled ;)?

Last waste of good tea post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 04, 2008, 02:46:06 PM
Just use the copper rich water of your office and leave the tea for the show.

Last ebullient Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 04, 2008, 02:58:36 PM
The copper will get them at last! (call Vimes!)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on March 04, 2008, 03:52:04 PM
Last it's just too cute  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfUqVa-Y3go) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 04, 2008, 05:41:30 PM
Last goats are for christmas Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on March 04, 2008, 05:43:02 PM
Last goats are just meat Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 04, 2008, 05:54:03 PM
If adult goats had baths, would their fur be fluffy like baby goats?

Last why don't animals ever shampoo? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on March 04, 2008, 06:10:20 PM
They do. It's just they are very shy, and don't go out in public until they are dry.

Last behind closed doors Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 04, 2008, 09:31:06 PM
D&D Co-creator dies at 69.

Last sad, sad, sad--I played that game in college for hours Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on March 04, 2008, 11:32:38 PM
Last Great Mother Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 05, 2008, 12:34:30 AM
Last great decision maker Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on March 05, 2008, 12:35:41 AM
Last d20 Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 05, 2008, 12:45:42 AM
Last e21 Post 
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 05, 2008, 04:55:03 AM
Last 23 skidoo Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 05, 2008, 05:09:11 AM
Last cat's on my lap, purring Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 05, 2008, 05:18:35 AM
Last Missy is outside barking Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 05, 2008, 05:41:14 AM
Last f22 Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 05, 2008, 07:12:56 AM
Last BINGO!!! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 05, 2008, 12:52:39 PM
Last Bozo the Clown Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 05, 2008, 03:36:03 PM
Is it a bird?

Is it a plane?

Is it superman?

No, it's me returning...


Last weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 05, 2008, 04:11:13 PM
Last glad you explained Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on March 05, 2008, 04:24:04 PM
Last Yes, but it hasn't helped. I still have the Last Post Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 05, 2008, 06:12:41 PM
AH AH AH HA

last krrrrryptonite post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 06, 2008, 01:29:17 AM
Last solid oak Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 06, 2008, 02:06:48 AM
last bored bored bored post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 06, 2008, 02:40:25 AM
Last nihilism -- is it really a post at all?  (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nihilism) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 06, 2008, 03:15:53 AM
Admittedly, the Last Post does tend towards

a general mood of despair at the pointlessness of existence

A good reason to stop right now and make this the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 06, 2008, 05:59:06 AM
Perhaps, had we stopped at post #6500, we could.

But, as it's now Last Post #6504, we simply must continue until at least #6600

After all, who doesn't like Big Round Numbers?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 06, 2008, 06:25:30 AM
Small square accountants??

Last Go for the silly Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 06, 2008, 10:05:34 AM
Nothing against odd numbers
Post 7777 here we come
Last 666 is a triangle number*, are there bigger ones of that type out there? Post

*i.e. in the sequence of 1+2+3+4+5+....+n
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 06, 2008, 06:00:11 PM
Last g24 Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on March 06, 2008, 06:03:17 PM
Last Thank God, finished my essay Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 06, 2008, 11:14:40 PM
Last home too soon, must return tomorrow instead of being finished Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 06, 2008, 11:51:30 PM
Last How did Griffin get from f22 to g24? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on March 07, 2008, 03:12:20 AM
Last  Green -- gak  -- Tea  Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 07, 2008, 03:55:33 AM
Last Hey, I like green tea Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 07, 2008, 03:59:08 AM
Last No tea, I'm NPO until tomorrow, so of course I am dying of thirst. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 07, 2008, 04:10:47 AM
Last I hate fasting for lab work Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 07, 2008, 06:49:07 AM
Quote from: Aphos on March 06, 2008, 11:51:30 PM
Last How did Griffin get from f22 to g24? Post

Last built in error adjustment designed to avoid leap years post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 07, 2008, 09:14:39 AM
Last why all the text between the 'Last' and the 'Post'? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 07, 2008, 02:11:59 PM
Last well, it's there because we are all at least somewhat verbal siblings, or else we wouldn't be playing or even commenting all that much in the toadfish monastery, now would we Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 07, 2008, 02:27:20 PM
Why y'all whispering in subscript?  It's no secret that I have the


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on March 07, 2008, 02:30:51 PM
not no more you don't (how is that for grammer?)

tsop tsal

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 07, 2008, 02:33:38 PM
I don't ain't never gots no problems with takin back the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 07, 2008, 03:08:47 PM
Last wouldn't it feel dirty with everybody snatching it? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 07, 2008, 04:19:26 PM
Last catching up but it's so much to read I can't read everything but just do random posts Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 07, 2008, 06:16:07 PM
Quote from: anthrobabe on March 07, 2008, 02:30:51 PM
tsop tsal

Sounds Tibetan to me  :hmmm: (no monk smiley yet)

Lhasa Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on March 07, 2008, 07:37:52 PM
And I have it back once more. ;D


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 07, 2008, 07:57:37 PM
But behind your back someone takes it again
LasttsaL PosttsoP
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 07, 2008, 09:00:12 PM
I won't take it from behind...



I'll just be up front and take the last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 08, 2008, 01:06:10 AM
Last Post.

That's it.  No tiny speech between the words.

Sorry, if you are disappointed.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on March 08, 2008, 01:13:49 AM
Last Post




(minimallist)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 08, 2008, 03:30:18 AM
lAST pOST
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 08, 2008, 07:21:21 AM
tsoP backwards tsaL
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 08, 2008, 09:30:35 AM
LP
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 08, 2008, 05:42:57 PM
100/3 rpm yo....


Last Vinyl Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 08, 2008, 05:45:54 PM
mp3 biiiaaatch.

last Ghosts I-IV post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 09, 2008, 01:10:55 AM
Last Post  Last Post  Last Post  Last Post  Last Post  Last Post  Last Post 


Last reiterated Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 09, 2008, 04:23:30 AM
Last animated Batman on TV Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 09, 2008, 04:29:25 AM
last 1990's version? post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 09, 2008, 04:30:36 AM
Last SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 09, 2008, 04:52:39 AM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 09, 2008, 04:29:25 AM
last 1990's version? post

Aname/Japanese version.  I do not know the original air date, and it's been converted to English.  Was on ToonDisney.

Now, I'm listening to Modern Marvels (not a SpongeBob fan...)

Oh, and Extremus Constituo*


* http://www.freedict.com/onldict/lat.html (http://www.freedict.com/onldict/lat.html)

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 09, 2008, 05:08:18 AM
aLts scrambled Ptos
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 09, 2008, 05:15:00 AM
сигнал Russian отбоя*



*"All clear signal", according to http://www.rustran.com/ (http://www.rustran.com/)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 09, 2008, 07:02:56 AM
last sleep or no sleep? post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 09, 2008, 09:05:09 AM
Ласт cyrillic Пост
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 09, 2008, 09:10:55 AM
Last Eh, why not do this? Beats sayin' nuffinz...* Post

*But not by much
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 09, 2008, 11:06:24 AM
Sntrefe Lftid magur!
Alst Stop
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 09, 2008, 04:33:02 PM
決定的  手紙*

* Japanese, this time.  "Last Post" did not translate into anything well, it's rather colloquial.  So, I tried different synonyms for "last" and "post", striving for the meaning of the phrase.

I settled on "final" and "letter" (as in writing a letter to someone).

Here is the tool I used:  http://www.docoja.com/koku/kokutxtg.html (http://www.docoja.com/koku/kokutxtg.html)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 09, 2008, 04:35:28 PM
ankreta lorga
Lstpst
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 09, 2008, 07:29:01 PM
sacre bleau!

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 09, 2008, 07:44:16 PM
Ultime Lettere
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 09, 2008, 08:04:04 PM
Ast-lay Ost-pay, ooh-yey ize-gey
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 09, 2008, 09:33:06 PM
si se puede

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on March 10, 2008, 12:43:23 AM
Lahst Sean Connery Poshte
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 10, 2008, 01:16:21 AM
Tsop Tsal
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 10, 2008, 02:24:18 AM
the downard spiral

last it begins post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 10, 2008, 02:46:42 AM
Last
       Post
Last
       Post
Last
       Post
Last
       Post
Last
       Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on March 10, 2008, 03:46:35 AM
... she who Posts Last ...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bruder Cuzzen on March 10, 2008, 04:38:40 AM
They that throw the Last Post must be without sin .
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 10, 2008, 04:41:08 AM
Aye, but those who catch it can be as devilish as they please :devil2:


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 10, 2008, 07:04:57 AM
I do claim the First Last Post of March 10th!  :mrgreen:
'Tis mine!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 10, 2008, 07:20:21 AM
Not any more.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on March 10, 2008, 07:33:14 AM
Over a quarter of the way through the day here.


Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 10, 2008, 08:56:20 AM
Giving it back to Scrib for her BIRTHDAY!! :balloons:

Last :yippee: :yippee: :yippee: :woohoo: :yippee: :yippee: :yippee: :bday: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 10, 2008, 09:52:28 AM
ok, seriously, I don't even care anymore.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 10, 2008, 03:44:35 PM
Final Missive
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on March 10, 2008, 05:41:11 PM
Antipodal Report
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 10, 2008, 06:46:23 PM
antideluvian

poast
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on March 10, 2008, 09:14:08 PM
slap toast.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 10, 2008, 09:15:29 PM
slipshod

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on March 10, 2008, 09:16:24 PM
was not slipshod.
was an anagram of A Last Post.
So Yah!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 10, 2008, 09:29:38 PM
Salt Stop
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 10, 2008, 09:30:58 PM
I think I'll take

that topless
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 10, 2008, 09:41:46 PM
Last lazy afternoon Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on March 10, 2008, 09:42:22 PM
Apt Slots...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 10, 2008, 09:51:59 PM
The "a wooden or metal form in the shape of the human foot on which boots or shoes are shaped or repaired" "wooden stick embedded into the ground, usually secured with concrete, on which is often affixed a mailbox or road labels"
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 10, 2008, 10:13:41 PM
Lap Sotts
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 10, 2008, 10:18:53 PM
psaltry lapse
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 11, 2008, 12:37:35 AM
Ultimate fence support.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 11, 2008, 12:55:50 AM
The Final Carried Letter
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 11, 2008, 01:01:48 AM
one after the penultimate
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 11, 2008, 01:03:03 AM
Last infinity plus one Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 11, 2008, 01:12:01 AM
stay the pace beyond
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 11, 2008, 01:39:47 AM
terminal dispatch
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on March 11, 2008, 04:30:52 AM
- - - End Transmission - - -
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 11, 2008, 04:47:04 AM
nuthin' but crust




(and I'VE got the Last Post)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 11, 2008, 04:47:54 AM
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowhat's in heeeeeere?

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 11, 2008, 04:53:55 AM
Nach!



Pot Stashlet
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 11, 2008, 04:55:11 AM
wtf, baby?

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 11, 2008, 06:08:08 AM
End Letters
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 11, 2008, 06:27:17 AM
no seroiusly.

wtf: baby?

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 11, 2008, 10:37:16 AM
Sta! Postala asp

Plasta oops
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on March 11, 2008, 10:41:45 AM
Hah, I steal the LP, and jump in the car for a seven hour drive!

Last shouldn't have stayed up till 4 drinking whisky Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 11, 2008, 10:44:37 AM
and I'm wondering why you're all up late.

or at least, the european half.

and I just realized... we're gaining on you.. the pond shrinks! ha HA!

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 11, 2008, 10:59:57 AM
The Atlantic is actually widening
It's high noon at the moment (40 seconds to go)

Last do not forsake us oh our Qwerty Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 11, 2008, 12:59:24 PM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 11, 2008, 06:27:17 AM
no seroiusly.

wtf: baby?

last post


Inter-language pun.  'Aggie' is phonetically similar to the Korean word for baby.  I was looking through my pics folder for something random and this one jumped out.

FYI, 'pot stashlet' is an anagram for

The Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 11, 2008, 03:11:53 PM
adding spurious words like "the" will get you nowhere

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 11, 2008, 03:20:09 PM
Au contraire.... it'll get you snazzy headlines like


Ash Pelts Tot
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 11, 2008, 04:15:00 PM
meaningless drivel

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 11, 2008, 05:29:22 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on March 11, 2008, 04:15:00 PM
meaningless drivel

The ol' Linden Slivers Game, is it? ;)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 11, 2008, 05:51:06 PM
drivelling meaningless

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on March 11, 2008, 09:35:58 PM
Last   Yay the internets aren't crawling slow today   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 11, 2008, 09:46:26 PM
Last for simplicity's sake Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 11, 2008, 10:07:35 PM
The journalistic equivalent...

--30--
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 11, 2008, 10:33:05 PM
The restaurant equivalent (other contexts too):



86
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 11, 2008, 11:49:26 PM
The answer to the ultimate question of Life, the Universe and Everything...

the Last 42 Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 11, 2008, 11:57:37 PM
If you stare hard enough you may see the




Last spoilsport/gross abuse of powers Post 
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

(well, I stared and stared and stared and it wasn't there, so now it is)  ::)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 12, 2008, 01:35:14 AM
Erm, Last Stare, I mean, Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 12, 2008, 01:55:37 AM
Last sibling aggie is hte spoilsport- now we get personal Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 12, 2008, 02:22:56 AM
Last my hand is the pervert Post


Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 12, 2008, 02:38:51 AM
Last last port in a storm Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 12, 2008, 03:44:37 AM
Last I've lost my mind again, anybody seen it? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 12, 2008, 03:50:18 AM
It's drowning its sorrows....

:brainbleech:


Last Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 12, 2008, 04:13:00 AM
First Second Middle Nearly Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 12, 2008, 05:08:44 AM
Yay for legalized Absinthe!

that's a drink I might actually like to try one I'm 21.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 12, 2008, 07:28:30 AM
But be prepared to meet the green fairy, if you do (unlikely, given recent chemical analysis of the stuff)
Last I won't try Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 12, 2008, 07:44:50 AM
some local people in the industry had an absinthe tasting party or somesuch. nobody noticed anything particularly loopy.

last the power of propoganda. The more you think you know... post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 12, 2008, 08:48:54 AM
Last last post before bed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 12, 2008, 08:51:12 AM
last what? it's morning. post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 12, 2008, 08:56:24 AM
Last I lied Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 12, 2008, 08:57:17 AM
last I hope you're glad post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 12, 2008, 10:59:30 AM
Even if Absyinth had not the terrible reputation it has, I would not try it.
Apart from me not being a fan of alcohol drinking, that's not my type of stuff.

Last Yoho and a bottle of dealcoholized rum Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 12, 2008, 12:35:50 PM
I believe the trick was on the concentration of alcohol (70-80%) and I believe the ones currently in production aren't near that number.

Last but you may wanna try some vodkas Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 12, 2008, 12:50:14 PM
The trouble with absinth (and the reason it was banned) is that the brands then used contained thujone (a true brain-eater). Today it can be removed with supercritical CO2.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 12, 2008, 12:59:45 PM
Last up and at 'em Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 12, 2008, 01:06:28 PM
Should Absinth be renamed Freedom Liquor? Its brain-eating characteristics should be ideal for the GOP base.

Last what about an absinth latte Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 12, 2008, 06:59:28 PM
If it relied on brain-eating from Republicans, it would starve.

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 12, 2008, 07:17:00 PM
Voters? Sure.

Last most of their leaders have brains but not a gram of moral fiber Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 12, 2008, 08:27:15 PM
I should mention though, that the thujone is probably not the actual ingredient that makes absinthe damaging to the brain. Fusel oils and certain herbs apart from wormwood are more likely ingredients. According to wikipedia, the EU lifted the ban on absinthe in 1998 (it lasted a bit longer than The Prohibition obviously).

Last I still won't drink it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 12, 2008, 10:46:09 PM
Last adrenaline rush Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 12, 2008, 10:57:15 PM
End Board
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on March 12, 2008, 11:00:24 PM
Stealth Stop
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 12, 2008, 11:09:56 PM
Omega Missive
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 12, 2008, 11:36:04 PM
Z
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 13, 2008, 12:03:30 AM
Extremis Assignment
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 13, 2008, 03:36:00 AM
so I'm officially on a notcurnal schedule!

we'll see how long this lasts, but basically, I get home from school at about 2:30. I then fall asleep somewhere between 2:30 pm and 3:30. then I wake up at about midnight. I woke up earlier to-day/night, but I figure that's okay, since I'm getting at least 3 more hours of sleep than I would get sleeping in the night, anyway.

so now I'm awake, no one to bother me. I weighed how this would affect my work and social life. and while I may have less communication during my normal hours, and maybe miss out on day things that I don't do anyway, I'm *much* more entertaining at school when i've been up for 8-12 hours.

VIVA LA REVOLUCION!

last nyah nyah nyah! post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 13, 2008, 03:41:39 AM
Some of us are just nocturnal people.

Others may be vampires.

Same concept, different dietary rules.

Last Laurell K. Hamilton, anyone? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 13, 2008, 03:42:56 AM
I thought I was a vampire while I was in europe.

although I've learned this is not the case, I did nearly black out in Notre Dam.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on March 13, 2008, 03:57:37 AM
But...do you have the teeth for the part?

Last   I have a beautiful set of fangs   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 13, 2008, 04:07:13 AM
eh, I'd be more practical. going to blood banks and such.

I'm a nice guy

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 13, 2008, 05:10:36 AM
I've read Laurell K. Hamilton's books, all but the very last few (long story why that).

I may have to read them again, or at least the last few.

Last written by author's Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 13, 2008, 05:39:37 AM
that is relevant, I hope.

last hope post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 13, 2008, 06:06:59 AM
MINE.


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 13, 2008, 06:17:47 AM
god, you're such a selfish baby, aggie.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 13, 2008, 06:20:09 AM
That's the point, no?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 13, 2008, 08:56:54 AM
no.

last it's not post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 13, 2008, 09:58:01 AM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 13, 2008, 04:07:13 AM
eh, I'd be more practical. going to blood banks and such.

Ever seen Dracula Pere et Fils? (but not in the mutilated and infamously rescored and dubbed US version)

Last it's not easy to be a vampire in modern times Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 13, 2008, 10:16:39 AM
No, but I'm sure we could make an interest group, and at least secure a non-public way to get IVs of blood when we need them.

Because really, it's not liked vampires need a whole lot of it each day. They're still mammals, since they were mammals, their bodies still need all the nutrients humans do, and that's not hard to get. They just need blood in addition to food and water. I suspect they don't need so much blood, look at vampire bats. However, traditionally they spend all their time flying around, turning into other creatures, and stalking so much that they use up a lot of energy and need to feed more.

So, just have the vampires live more low-key lives (on the internets, perhaps) and give them just as much blood as they need.

last I think about this kinda thing post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 13, 2008, 04:24:38 PM
Is there a Transylvanian website?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on March 13, 2008, 07:25:38 PM
Last   the sun is always shining somwhere   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 13, 2008, 09:45:18 PM
Last I'm in a hug-y mood, in that I'm in the mood to hug people, even if they don't want it Post

So, it's  :glommp: all around.....especially if you're not feeling like one.   :mrgreen:
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 13, 2008, 10:32:04 PM
bah, that's the best kind.

last like raep only not post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 14, 2008, 12:20:31 AM
Thundering!  Lightning-ing!  Power-Outtages (likely... ::) )

Last weather Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on March 14, 2008, 12:27:07 AM
Last   patio doors still open and temps are mild   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 14, 2008, 12:32:16 AM
Flickering Lights.

Last Po---
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Post by: Aphos on March 14, 2008, 01:10:45 AM
Last rumbling Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 14, 2008, 01:28:27 AM
Last rain tomorrow Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 14, 2008, 03:46:59 AM
We didn't get our rain today.

I suppose it'll come tomorrow, when I have 793 loads of laundry to do...

Last parking a tanker of All Free and Clear on the lawn Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 14, 2008, 06:04:04 AM
Last O' Dark 30 Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 14, 2008, 07:39:34 AM
weather has just kind of modulated between suck and heat.

which I guess makes sense.

last but we only got the one snowday this year... post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 14, 2008, 08:13:33 AM
Last beddy-bye time Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 14, 2008, 08:51:00 AM
last sure it is post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 14, 2008, 10:18:23 AM
Storm from the west, rain when I go outside, dropping temperatures and public transport on strike for almost 2 weeks now.

Last and my behind is not very fond of bicycling Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 14, 2008, 11:03:37 AM
Last March 14th Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 14, 2008, 02:59:55 PM
Last steak and blueberry jam Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 14, 2008, 04:53:52 PM
Last the jam on the steak or as dessert? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 14, 2008, 05:13:18 PM
Last jam is on homemade buns, steak is rare and plain--well, maybe fresh-ground pepper and pinch of salt Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 14, 2008, 06:30:11 PM
going off for the weekend, so this will be the

last here, anyway post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 14, 2008, 06:44:25 PM
Me too.  Am about to be off.  Everything's packed.  Just waiting for a bit-- will need to stop at the Evil Wally World and buy some ammo, I suppose.

And, I need to drop in and pay the Gas bill.  Got to keep that heat on.

Last for awhile Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 14, 2008, 10:01:31 PM
Last unremarkable Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 14, 2008, 10:29:59 PM
Last It's 88 freakin' degrees outside, and this time LAST week, it had snowed that morning... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 14, 2008, 11:06:51 PM
Last I should pay the cell phone bill Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 15, 2008, 04:36:40 AM
Last paid the first (modest) deposit on the restaurant Post

:mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on March 15, 2008, 04:41:09 AM
Last  yay the weekend is here  Post

.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 15, 2008, 05:20:59 AM
Last cranky Post
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Post by: Bruder Cuzzen on March 15, 2008, 06:00:26 AM
LastsleepyPost .
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 15, 2008, 06:03:40 AM
Last sleepy tonight.  was cranky wednesday - will tell Lefty to put your round on my tab, Scrib (alcoholic or non, yer choice - it's international waters) Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 15, 2008, 06:16:25 AM
Aww, thankie. Bourbon on the rocks with grenadine? Or Barq's.
::hides from Qwerty::

Last cowering in fear for my drink Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 15, 2008, 07:51:32 AM
Last up way too late Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 15, 2008, 09:42:50 AM
Bike broke down yesterday far away from home (lost a pedal). Fortunately I could call for transport on borrowed cellphone.
Now I have added a spanner to the equipment.

Last public transport still on strike Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on March 15, 2008, 09:47:58 PM
Roger, wilco. One spanner on order.

Last &^%$ I hate the Midlands Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 15, 2008, 09:49:17 PM
Last very muddy after big rain Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on March 15, 2008, 11:26:27 PM
Last ditto Post

The Fenlands wet and muddy. Whatever next? I blame global warming and colour television.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 16, 2008, 12:19:43 AM
The Fenlands will be the first to go.

Last global warming predictions Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 16, 2008, 06:42:08 AM
I blame the Republicans.  But then, I blame the Republicans for everything.

Last partisan politics Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 16, 2008, 06:50:46 AM
I don't blame anyone. It is the secret force of the teapot in the sky.

Last philosophical Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 16, 2008, 09:45:24 AM
Or the Strong Dark Teapot of the Stove :mrgreen:

Last to hell in a teapot Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 16, 2008, 02:15:25 PM
It's official. The glacier's are melting faster than ever.

Last forget global warming: this is evolutionary Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 16, 2008, 02:58:18 PM
Sometimes I think I should change my avatar

bono/kim jong il doesn't look so great anymore.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 16, 2008, 06:07:16 PM
But make a poll on the new one before you throw it away!

Last never waste a good avatar Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on March 16, 2008, 07:13:47 PM
Who is Bono? I know Kim Jong Il is the singer with a band...


Last not with it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 16, 2008, 11:01:59 PM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 16, 2008, 02:58:18 PM
Sometimes I think I should change my avatar

bono/kim jong il doesn't look so great anymore.

last post

You mean that wasn't a picture of you?  I'm so disappointed!

Last disappointed--sob! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 16, 2008, 11:28:09 PM
Last lazy Sunday evening Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on March 17, 2008, 12:56:37 AM
Quote from: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith
You mean that wasn't a picture of you?  I'm so disappointed!

Last disappointed--sob! Post



Last you gots to put a buncha spaces underneath to keep the sub-subtext visible -- like this -- Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 17, 2008, 03:04:18 AM
Last sometimes I like to make them go high Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 17, 2008, 05:07:27 AM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 16, 2008, 02:58:18 PM
Sometimes I think I should change my avatar

bono/kim jong il doesn't look so great anymore.

Oh, did it ever?

Last teasing Q Post


I went back to the classic....
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 17, 2008, 09:27:18 AM
Am I relieved to see the back of that baby.

Last avatars are pure escapism Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 17, 2008, 10:29:28 AM
Yeah, they can be really bronze-headed!

Last Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 17, 2008, 03:15:27 PM
Last One often wonders why certain ones are chosen over others Post
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Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 17, 2008, 03:36:08 PM
Last St. Patty's Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 17, 2008, 05:08:42 PM
Last aaaah, m'coffee's ready, with sum chocolate innit an' sum milch an' sum sugar--the other food group--*sluurp* Post 

:Tcup: :Tcup: :Tcup: :Tcup: :Tcup: :Tcup: :Tcup: :Tcup:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on March 17, 2008, 05:57:51 PM
I am going to get drunk this evening. Hooray!

Last purely in solidarity with my Celtic cousins from the Emerald Isle Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 17, 2008, 08:20:09 PM
maybe I should find some head that is of my picture and use that.

might get stalked though, for my roguish good looks.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 17, 2008, 09:39:11 PM
Yeh! Lose the look kid. It's never suited you.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 17, 2008, 10:09:54 PM
I, for one, would like to see that, Q.

I've always kindof imagined a rectangular-shaped head, with lots of little squares all over the face-- and if you look closely, you can even see the tiny letters in each square.....

Last silly imagery Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 17, 2008, 10:13:24 PM
Q has his own thread on that topic..... the litttle squares and stuff.... but he hasn't noticed it yet....

Last incredibly informative Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 18, 2008, 12:24:23 AM
squares?

Watson, as I will often quote from other people, Any press is good press, but it'd be nice if I knew it was happening.

I found one thing... doesn't seem to involve too many boxes though. or keyboards.

Funny, I'm named for a keyboard, and I play the keyboard. both of 'em!

ha HA!

now then

last post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 18, 2008, 12:30:45 AM
That's the key.

Last tonal Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 18, 2008, 01:22:35 AM
Last off key Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 18, 2008, 02:53:03 AM
Last does the key actually fit the lock? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 18, 2008, 10:51:52 AM
I'd like a key to shut down the acid factory in my stomach at least temporarily. No ulcer yet but that chronic gastritis has a party just now.

Last let em eat chalk Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 18, 2008, 11:19:45 AM
Last no more cast iron stomach Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 18, 2008, 11:52:55 AM
My stomach is heaving at present.

Last is it International Stomach Heaves Day? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 18, 2008, 12:26:07 PM
I've really got to go to the b'room, but I want to swipe the Last Post first  :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on March 18, 2008, 12:41:59 PM
Bad luck.

The

Last Post

is mine.

Last told you Post
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Post by: beagle on March 18, 2008, 12:50:02 PM
Last was Post
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Post by: Pachyderm on March 18, 2008, 12:54:13 PM
Last is Post
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Post by: beagle on March 18, 2008, 12:57:33 PM
Last was was was with brass knobs on Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 18, 2008, 02:12:42 PM
last I will kick you so hard your grandchildren will have mental disabilities post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 18, 2008, 03:10:21 PM
That's not nice. My grandchild is due in two weeks.

Last goo goo goo Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 18, 2008, 04:03:26 PM
oh. well, it was meant for the as of yet childless anyway.

last gratz post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 18, 2008, 05:41:50 PM
That would include me. But I consider it unlikely that I will add to the gene pool anyway
That hereditary stomach trouble shall die with me (and me likely of it :( )
Last more chalk or my breth will burn through the screen Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 18, 2008, 09:23:51 PM
okay, okay, fine!

I won't kick anyone. Happy?

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 18, 2008, 09:26:27 PM
Last VERY happy that Q won't be kicking anyone soon Post  :-*
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 18, 2008, 09:27:44 PM
*kicks Bob*

last heh heh post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 18, 2008, 09:34:28 PM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 18, 2008, 09:27:44 PM
*kicks Bob*

last heh heh post

Last sobbing uncontrollably Post :fit:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 18, 2008, 10:13:24 PM
awgh

*Grumble*

last need a begruded hug? post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: lordpunkmonk on March 19, 2008, 12:31:57 AM
last a new guy has the last post post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 19, 2008, 01:09:45 AM
new guys oughta go to the new guys thread and not come and steal our

Last watch out Q doesn't kick you Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 19, 2008, 01:30:46 AM
Last Science Fiction Legend Arthur C. Clarke, 90, Dies Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 19, 2008, 01:52:49 AM
Last mourn for his passing Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on March 19, 2008, 01:55:09 AM
Last mourning Asimov Adams and now Clarke Post



.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 19, 2008, 03:19:43 AM
gah, 2008 is turning into a geek knell!

Gygax, now Clarke.

last at least we get Iron Man post
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Post by: Aphos on March 19, 2008, 06:13:54 AM
Last I have nothing to say Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 19, 2008, 06:28:07 AM
Last all my childhood icons are passing into History Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 19, 2008, 06:34:04 AM
 :wiz:

A passing wizard turns Bob into a newt.  Since it is now just lying on the ground, I take the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 19, 2008, 06:47:25 AM
Quote from: Aphos on March 19, 2008, 06:34:04 AM
:wiz:

A passing wizard turns Bob into a newt.  Since it is now just lying on the ground, I take the

Last Post

I got better.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 19, 2008, 07:28:38 AM
A DUCK!

last Oh wait, was I too early? post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 19, 2008, 07:46:19 AM
Prepare the ducking stool (is that related to the toadstool?)
Last chair-i-table Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 19, 2008, 08:15:06 AM
You know, I think I've discovered what dark matter really is.

Puns are dark matter. Think about it.

Really clever puns are labeled as bad.

like, bad puns, fail puns, they're all just "wow, that sucked, moving on"

actually *good* puns are all "OMFG WHAT A BAD PUN"

last theoretical puncentrical science post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on March 19, 2008, 09:03:42 AM
Last 23 Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 19, 2008, 09:27:54 AM
*blink*

last anti-climactic non-response post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 19, 2008, 09:46:23 AM
Last no response what so ever Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on March 19, 2008, 11:31:59 AM
Last I think I may be dead Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on March 19, 2008, 12:51:41 PM
Try taking your pulse.

They've got a good Health and Safety poster where I work saying who has to report what sort of accidents and when. As a special government concession the self-employed don't have to report fatal accidents they have.

Last Norwegian Blue Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 19, 2008, 01:33:24 PM
This is an ex-Post
LastPostLastPostLastPost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on March 19, 2008, 03:10:32 PM
Last pining for the fjords Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 19, 2008, 06:23:58 PM
Last no one expects the Ukrainian inquisition post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 19, 2008, 09:50:54 PM
Last there's a penguin on the tely Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 19, 2008, 11:59:41 PM
last and I'm out of ideas post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 20, 2008, 12:54:21 AM
Is it mere coincidence that punish (discipline) is the same word as punish (like a pun)

Last I think not Pain
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 20, 2008, 12:55:54 AM
Life is pun!

last anyone who says differently is selling something post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 20, 2008, 02:31:54 AM
Last to pun or not to pun, that is the question Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 20, 2008, 02:35:35 AM
y'know, the "To Be or Not To Be" question stopped making sense after I watched hamlet all the way through, with mel gibson no less.

Hamlet is completely effing mental. WHY should we even consider what he babbles about?

I mean, how thoughtful and philosphical is the question "do I kill myself or not?". apparently very, when dressed up with shakespeare.

last I know my answer post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on March 20, 2008, 08:31:05 AM
The question generally makes more sense as you get older and there's less partying and more struggling. Are we too engrossed in the minutiae of everyday life to notice that actually there is no point at all to existence, and we're struggling on against adversity for nothing?

So I'd go for the question being relevant, but I'd say that Shakespeare comes down with the same answer as you. How you play the game is important, even if you can't ultimately win. Which is why I'm taking the Last Post back.

Last pseud's corner Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 20, 2008, 10:59:23 AM
Henry V. will always be more popular with the crowds than Hamlet.
Not sure about a Henry/Hamlet ticket for president though, especially if Richard III is in the VP slot for the other side.
I guess the Dauphin would win, provided he would not look too French (he would probably kick the Constable out right after the election because of the latter's doubt about invading Russia on bicycles)

Last Lady Macbeth for secretary of the Interior! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on March 20, 2008, 12:39:17 PM
Richard III with Iago as veep could be entertaining.



Last I blow raspberries in the general direction of your dolphin Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on March 20, 2008, 01:22:26 PM
Falstaff would be entertaining as Pres.


Last I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 20, 2008, 03:50:51 PM
Last *swiiiish-----THUNK*  Message for you Sir Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 20, 2008, 05:20:56 PM
as long as Oberon isn't in charge of any campaigns

last ooh, threw a comedy at you! post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 20, 2008, 05:25:43 PM
Last Oh No! Not the Dinsdale Brothers... they use Sarcasm and Irony!  What to do Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 20, 2008, 05:26:58 PM
last blunt weapon? post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 20, 2008, 05:28:05 PM
Last oh, but 'e nailed me liver to the floor-- yeah, 'e did that Post



(channeling the Spirit of Monty Python today)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 20, 2008, 05:29:26 PM
last today and every other day, you mean post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 20, 2008, 05:58:43 PM
Last simplicity is bliss Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 20, 2008, 06:11:45 PM
last ignorance is bliss, simplicity is simple post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on March 20, 2008, 07:02:51 PM
Last I am so blissfull Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 20, 2008, 07:07:24 PM
last if ignorance is bliss then I'm a blizzard post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 20, 2008, 07:15:43 PM
Last Qwerty is a blissard! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 20, 2008, 07:40:51 PM
Last well, I'm not sure WHAT Qwerty is Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 20, 2008, 08:33:27 PM
Last should I feel insulted? post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 20, 2008, 09:01:12 PM
No.  It is just that you are very hard to classify.


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on March 20, 2008, 09:03:53 PM
Last taxonomic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 20, 2008, 10:25:27 PM
last binomial nomenclature never let me down post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 20, 2008, 11:00:21 PM
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 21, 2008, 12:13:55 AM
Apparenently we are about to have a

Major Snow Event

Last where has proper British speak gone to? Post

ps. clearly Q is a phenomenum
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 21, 2008, 12:24:19 AM
I wish I could speculate as to what I am, but as I at least *am*, I cannot truly know what I am, myself.

last not convoluted at all! post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 21, 2008, 12:36:30 AM
Only you can only truly know yourself. But not even we ourselves ever know ourselves wholly.

Last gaaaaaaaaaaargh! drives one insane Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 21, 2008, 01:07:27 AM
which is why ignorance is bliss.

last but winters done... post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 21, 2008, 01:16:29 AM
Last never was a big fan of ignorance Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 21, 2008, 01:20:00 AM
Last if Knowledge is Power, what is Ignorance? Slavery? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 21, 2008, 01:37:34 AM
Reading is the gateway to Knowledge
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts


O.o

last what now, first lady post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 21, 2008, 01:38:53 AM
So, if I read enough, I'll become corrupt, then?

Last corrupted Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 21, 2008, 01:41:13 AM
Corruption is a crime.
Crime does not pay.

Thus, reading will make you go broke.

QED

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 21, 2008, 01:46:17 AM
Certainly, if you're spending all your time buying books and reading them....

Last reading is fundamental Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 21, 2008, 03:10:58 AM
Right... now I remember I read that from Aphos sig a long time ago XD

but bob adds something interesting.

reading is fundamental, so are all fundamentalists corrupt and broke?

last theoretically practical post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 21, 2008, 03:15:44 AM
If they are corrupt then they probably tell lies and if they tell lies they must be Cretans.

Last mathematics never lies Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 21, 2008, 04:38:50 AM
Last but statistics do Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 21, 2008, 04:44:38 AM
last mburghp post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 21, 2008, 04:47:09 AM
That's a lot of hot air. And it can't be danish as I haven't sent you any.

Last having one of my two cups of tea a year Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 21, 2008, 04:48:57 AM
Iunno. that's the terrible thing about this thread. when there's nothing to say, you still have to say something.

last *audible ellipses* post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 21, 2008, 04:49:34 AM
You could just not post.... when I don't see a good in, I don't take the


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 21, 2008, 04:52:43 AM
Or one could just say

"Last Post"
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 21, 2008, 04:53:34 AM
Ten words rule !!

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 21, 2008, 04:55:33 AM
While I do support the Ten Words Rule, it is so last forum.


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 21, 2008, 04:58:21 AM
Last ten words does seem to be rather running on at the mouth Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 21, 2008, 05:00:59 AM
We could have a something meaningful rule instead :ROFL:

Last :ROFL: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 21, 2008, 05:03:54 AM
Or a rule that it must have no meaning what-so-ever.

Last insubstantial Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 21, 2008, 05:43:53 AM
LAST

Swato, you need to see if your doctor will put you on a proton pump inhibitor.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proton_pump_inhibitor
Or at least an H2-receptor antagonist
Zollinger-Ellison syndrome needs to be ruled out as well.

POST (medical, informational)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 21, 2008, 06:24:23 AM
I never understood how the ten word rule worked with the last post. besides the obvious problem.

does the "last post" count as part of the ten? or not?

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 21, 2008, 06:32:03 AM
Not.  It's a given.  The rule was more necessary with especially spamtastic forum-members.  Now I find it interesting to see the flux of post-types and themes here.


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 21, 2008, 07:56:19 AM
Yeah, I notice I sometimes go on random tirades about whatever in this thread, at least.

but this place seems more of a place where the toadfish hang out, as opposed to say, the official forum of a public organization.

not that we aren't public

last we just have "Hide In Plain Sight" post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 21, 2008, 08:49:12 AM
Quote from: Sibling Chatty on March 21, 2008, 05:43:53 AM
LAST

Swato, you need to see if your doctor will put you on a proton pump inhibitor.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proton_pump_inhibitor
Or at least an H2-receptor antagonist
Zollinger-Ellison syndrome needs to be ruled out as well.

POST (medical, informational)

Those are the pills I take before going to sleep
During the day it is antacids

One slight problem is that the inhibitors (both types) are prescription drugs and the docs over here have a limited budget for prescriptions (if that runs out, usually in the last third of the quarter, they have to pay it out of their own pocket). I am already on blood pressure pills and got the last batch of ranitidin from the doc's sample cabinet. No fresh ones before April. Last gastroscopy was in late November btw. Chronic gastritis + reflux into the esophagus (no news there).
That attack in November made me switch from black/green tea to chamomile (no caffeine for me for the time being).
At least I know that one can live without a stomach for decades (as my maternal grandma did. It was the osteoporosis that in the end finished her off, not the digestive tract)

Last too much substance for this thread Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 21, 2008, 08:50:55 AM
hard post to follow

might I try with the

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 21, 2008, 09:08:27 AM
If Last Post is included, you obeyed the 10 word rule, otherwise you violated it.
Last ambiguously pedantic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 21, 2008, 09:11:32 AM
Also; no punctuation. I shall, most likely, attempt to at least compensate, if not make up tend-fold for with this post.

last .punctuation.punctuation.punctuation.punctuation.punctuation.punctuation.punctuation. post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 21, 2008, 09:25:21 AM
Punctuation in English is a sevenfold sealed book to me and there are differences between AE and BE.
e.g.: '"blablabla," he said' is the mandatory AE form
while '"blablabla", he said' is the correct (and far more logical) BE form

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 21, 2008, 09:28:20 AM
well those kind of differences don't seem terribly important, but an entire post with no periods looks kinda....

unfinished

last oh man did he do that intentionally, holy shit, he totally did. post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 21, 2008, 02:32:42 PM
What can I say?  The topic of conversation drifted from bankrupt, corrupt, fundamentalist readership to medical to game-rules to lessons in the differences between British English and Murikin. ::)  Did I say "Murikin?" That subtext of English properly has no punctuation at all, as Quert correctly pointed out.

Last I couldn't function in just 10 words Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 21, 2008, 02:39:28 PM
I often agonise over AE and BE. In fact I hate AE but know it is correct. This leaves me inside a constant dilemma. It's no wonder life feels stressful.

Last I'm a very sensitive person Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 21, 2008, 06:44:32 PM
Leaving punctuation aside, Swato: at what time do you take your last meal of the day? I used to have reflux but since I rarely eat after 7 PM and not heavy I rarely get it, and I'm not taking pills.  :)

Last now if I eat heavy I know I'll regret it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 21, 2008, 08:30:56 PM
well damn, I have nothing to say! not much experience with reflux, not the best linguistics scholar, no clue what AE or BE is, except subsets of english, and the only other thing to talk about is what we're talking about.

last self-fulfilling post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 21, 2008, 10:09:18 PM
We were discussing placement of commas.

Last hate to think of anyone missing out on that Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 21, 2008, 10:19:44 PM
what exquisite tragedy.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 21, 2008, 10:42:24 PM
Non-sequitor!


Last spamicide Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 21, 2008, 10:46:21 PM
i wouldn't normally jump to Q's defence but read the last 454 pages and you will see it is a perfect sequitor.

Last evil Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on March 21, 2008, 11:11:45 PM
Speaking of evil, just got the full Blackadder box set. All four series, the Christmas carol and the time travel special. I had forgotten just how good it was...

Last The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devil's own satanic herd Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 21, 2008, 11:46:59 PM
They don't make

Last Posts

like they used to
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 21, 2008, 11:56:38 PM
However, even though they are inferior, I will still take the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 21, 2008, 11:58:26 PM
Last British English is more sophisticated than American English, according to some Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 22, 2008, 12:10:11 AM
Griff, me dear, I  was being non-seq.


Last only if gratuitous use of u's and s's makes BE more sophisitimacated Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 22, 2008, 12:14:18 AM
Last  :fireworks_smile: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 22, 2008, 12:24:13 AM
oh, yes... BE, AE.... why not just call them American and British, and leave the term "english" to people who don't care?

I don't know about superior, but I prefer honour and colour to honor and color

last wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honor) can't seem to decide (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colour) post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 22, 2008, 01:07:06 AM
Last I use BE with the extra u's just to annoy meh speelcehkur sumtiemz. Post

I enjoy annoying inanimate objects, as well as yelling at them. Keeps me from killing real live objects...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 22, 2008, 01:18:42 AM
Quote from: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 22, 2008, 12:10:11 AM
Griff, me dear, I  was being non-seq.

I thought you were making polite conversation :mrgreen:

Isn't this the long winded conversation thread?

Last multi-cultural BE quandary Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 22, 2008, 01:37:18 AM
Not at all. Earnest conversation.

Last I sometimes catch myself using u's where they do not belong in American Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 22, 2008, 02:02:19 AM
Is the world ready for the return of the compulsory u ?

Last uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 22, 2008, 03:18:47 AM
I still don't get the reason for the differences. In Spanish we have different accents, different terms and the only variations regularly used live in Argentina/Uruguay, but there is an Academy of the Spanish Language that keeps punctuation standard for all countries.

Last of course it suits us better to curse at each other Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 22, 2008, 04:18:16 AM
I've always assumed the difference is laziness/ease. It's quite hard to spell British. Featherstone-Haugh pronounced Fanshaw and all that ;)

Last the w is silent Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 22, 2008, 05:41:50 AM
Well, everyone knows the English can't spell diddleysquat, or any other words for that matter.

Last across the pond Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 22, 2008, 06:41:42 AM
Going off to bed.

Couldn't get into the Monastery a bit ago-- database trouble or sumsuch-- dunno.

In now.

Last monastery-access is nice Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 22, 2008, 10:51:57 AM
The reflux usually happens in the early hours of the morning, i.e. at a great distance form the last meal in any case. On the other hand I can't sleep easily on an empty stomach. The last thing I usually eat is a banana as a compromise.

Last fibrous Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on March 22, 2008, 12:10:25 PM
I can't sleep on an empty stomach either.

Last That's why I bought a bed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 22, 2008, 01:15:48 PM
oh oh! me teacher! me! I know!

I know why AE iz different from BE. besides the obvious.

Webster, in his infinite wisdom, wanted to create a different, somehow better english language, without actually making a new language. so he just changed the spelling. -our became -or, and a bunch of "s'" were replaced with "z'". He wanted "Is" to become "iz", but they wouldn't let him.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 22, 2008, 01:57:52 PM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 22, 2008, 01:15:48 PM
Webster, in his infinite wisdom, wanted to create a different, somehow better english language, without actually making a new language. so he just changed the spelling. -our became -or, and a bunch of "s'" were replaced with "z'". He wanted "Is" to become "iz", but they wouldn't let him.

So by the same thinking  we might all be speaking/writing LOLcatian in 50 years?

The z's screw me up in a lot of those words - now I know that they are zees instead of zeds I will avoid them. 

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 22, 2008, 05:43:35 PM
Last jail came from gaoil Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 22, 2008, 06:21:10 PM

Last cursing computers ~ cursing is different to swearing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 22, 2008, 07:55:45 PM
Cursing is invoking the actions of one or more Deities, yes?

Swearing is the use of scatological or similar epithets, am I right?

I suppose the only thing I curse by these days, is the Stars.

Last cursing by the Stars Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 23, 2008, 12:24:16 AM
Last make a voodoo doll of you computer and really curse it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 23, 2008, 03:23:55 AM
Last LOLcatian wud b ok wif meh, ah lieks de kittehs. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 23, 2008, 04:40:50 AM
why we call them "swear" words I'll never know. considering the verb swear is synonymous with promise. like, we swear elected officials in, with a bible, but there's no vulgar language.

last English makes no sense. we're better off with French newspeak post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 23, 2008, 05:00:30 AM
Last the foul and foreign French Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 23, 2008, 06:28:33 AM
Last can't sleep Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 23, 2008, 09:13:59 AM
last don't sleep post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 23, 2008, 10:41:34 AM
Although I occasionally show symptoms of sleepwalking (I still don't know how I managed to climb onto the radiator), I think that I am currently more or less awake (or there would be more typos).

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 23, 2008, 11:16:24 AM
last still awake post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 23, 2008, 02:14:25 PM
Last I'm awake again Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 23, 2008, 06:14:47 PM
My own estimate is that I am too but am I an objective source on things like that?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 23, 2008, 06:21:44 PM
Last back home from Spaghetti Warehouse--too much to eat Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on March 23, 2008, 07:11:43 PM
Last having a duvet day Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on March 23, 2008, 07:21:40 PM
It's Sunday. You're allowed to have it off anyway. As it were.


Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on March 23, 2008, 07:33:30 PM
True, but as a student, the fact that it is Sunday doesn't really make that much of a difference. That said, I still don't generally spend my days loafing on the sofa, snuggled under my duvet.

Last comfy Post
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Last sleepy Easter Sunday Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 24, 2008, 02:24:57 AM
Last middle of a project, it's late on a holiday, and I can't get any more supplies--drat Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 24, 2008, 02:26:10 AM
last this is why we need to be able to materialize objects with our MINDS post
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Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 24, 2008, 03:54:05 AM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 24, 2008, 02:26:10 AM
last this is why we need to be able to materialize objects with our MINDS post

Last I just cleared 41 'new' used books and 4 24 ounce bags of VERY marked-down cherry-filled dark chocolate Kisses off the couch. I'm not going to be allowed that ability.Ever.   Post
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last my deepest condolences post
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Last it's still Easter here, but not for much longer Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 24, 2008, 04:32:19 AM
Last Easter = JELLY BELLIES!! Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 24, 2008, 04:44:38 AM
Last 15 minutes until day after Easter* Post



* soon, soon.  Those chocolate bunnies will go for 1/2 price.....soon.
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Post by: Aphos on March 24, 2008, 07:10:57 AM
Last those poor abused chocolate bunnies Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 24, 2008, 09:32:42 AM
Unfortunately the rum chocolate eggs are sold out long before Easter.
Even buying large stocks of them in advance doesn't cover the whole period until the Xmas equivalents are available (but with Xmas sales being earlier and earlier each year, I might still see the day)

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Post by: Aphos on March 24, 2008, 10:36:01 AM
Shouldn't we come up with a special holiday just for chocolate?  I mean, to celebrate chocolate and nothing else.

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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 24, 2008, 12:36:56 PM
Quote from: Aphos on March 24, 2008, 10:36:01 AM
Shouldn't we come up with a special holiday just for chocolate?  I mean, to celebrate chocolate and nothing else.

Last Post

As far as I am concerned, being firmly single, Valentine's Day is Right On a Celebration of Chocolate*


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____________________

* and it is not a celebration of sex, no matter what many guys think.  It might be a celebration of Woman's ability to squeeze blood out of turnips[heads], I suppose....[in addition to Chocolate]  ::)
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Post by: Pachyderm on March 24, 2008, 03:25:49 PM
If there is going to be a Celebration Of Chocolate, then it's only fair that we have an Internation Delight in Cheese Day as well.

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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 25, 2008, 01:20:05 AM
I think that an International Cheese Day would be a Good Thing.

One of the Rules, though-- is No "cheese food" allowed!

I might even draw the line at pasteurized cheeses but that would eliminate nearly all common cheese found is US grocery stores... *bleah*  Pasteurization kills all the active bits and much of the flavor.

But, 'round here, that's mostly all you can get.   So I opt for the sharp or extra sharp cheese and sometimes sprinkle tobasco sauce on it, if I'm eating ala carte.

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Post by: Aphos on March 25, 2008, 02:18:28 AM
Ummmm.........Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese.

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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 25, 2008, 02:34:35 AM
Is delicious!

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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 25, 2008, 03:25:15 AM
Congress of Vienna

1814

Agenda Item Number 137: Declare the King of Cheeses.

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Post by: pieces o nine on March 25, 2008, 03:49:42 AM

Last  closer than my peeps (http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh27/pieces_o_nine/Peeps_2008.jpg) you are to me  Post
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Post by: Aphos on March 25, 2008, 05:10:01 AM
Last suffering from a severe chocolate attack Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 25, 2008, 05:31:32 AM
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Last don't have anything to say except I still don't have chocolate Post
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last alas there is no cheese! post
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Post by: Aphos on March 25, 2008, 10:44:05 AM
Last The cheese is dead.  Long live the cheese. Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 25, 2008, 11:13:09 AM
 :D
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Last chess Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 25, 2008, 02:32:47 PM
Chess?

Last cheese set on a chocolate board Post
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Post by: Pachyderm on March 25, 2008, 02:53:23 PM
Shot Glass Chess

Last I play to lose... Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 25, 2008, 03:18:46 PM

Last mustard and chess Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 25, 2008, 03:43:21 PM
Last chess is for people with too many brains-- not me, of course, i've not enough as it is Post
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Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 25, 2008, 06:25:40 PM
Last I ate baby Swiss with a chocolate filled croissant once. It was very good. Different, but good. Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 25, 2008, 07:02:00 PM
Last drools like Homer Simpson Post

I once had a REAL cheese danish.  Heaven.
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 25, 2008, 07:36:22 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 25, 2008, 02:32:47 PM
Chess?

Last cheese set on a chocolate board Post

Does already exist
(http://www.sitesample.buzzsites.net/_familyCustom/0/areas/1205106623/content/129.jpg)
http://www.sitesample.buzzsites.net/_familyCustom/0/areas/1205106623/content/129.jpg

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 25, 2008, 09:03:28 PM

Last and some family customs are stranger than others Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 25, 2008, 10:38:22 PM
Okay, a chocolate chess board.

How about one made entirely of cheese?

I couldn't find one of those, but I did find this chess set cookie cutter (http://www.slashfood.com/2007/03/02/edible-chess-set/) where you can bake your own edible chess set out of cookie/biscuit dough.

Vanilla ones for the white pieces, chocolate (natch) for the black ones.

If you opt for the more traditional white and red, you could go with vanilla and strawberry I suppose.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 25, 2008, 11:23:57 PM
Mentioning chess always gives good debate.

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Post by: Aphos on March 26, 2008, 03:49:23 AM
I once saw a complete Monopoly set made of chocolate.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 26, 2008, 03:59:11 AM
Did you know you can do a spell check on an empty post reply box?

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Post by: Aphos on March 26, 2008, 04:07:22 AM
In Harry Turtledove's "The Case of the Toxic Spell Dump", the chief character carries around a spell checker, which he uses to detect the type of magic being used.

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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 26, 2008, 04:07:31 AM
Yes, but I always get misspelled words whenever I do that.

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Last Whenever I hears bees they seem to spell everything with lots of ZZZZZZ's. Genetic, I guess. Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 26, 2008, 05:39:13 AM
to quoth hamlet: Buzz, Buzz

last true story post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 26, 2008, 07:31:46 AM
I thought it was Quoth the Raven

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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 26, 2008, 09:02:27 AM
The raven wasn't the only person (or bird) ever quoted, yanno.

last yanni, for instance post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 26, 2008, 11:14:28 AM
As long as there is no quashing of persons or birds...
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 26, 2008, 06:31:47 PM
if there is a qourum, then we will be qualmed.

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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 26, 2008, 07:32:11 PM
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Post by: Aphos on March 26, 2008, 11:56:10 PM
No quothing allowed.

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Last it was the beating, beating of his heart Post
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Post by: Aggie on March 27, 2008, 03:28:53 AM
When did we get this one?

:sportswoman:

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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 27, 2008, 03:53:33 AM
We got her before Easter.
Go look for her in brunette. And ye may find.


Last bouncing blondes for the mystic Jewish zombie Post
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Post by: Aggie on March 27, 2008, 04:00:45 AM
Quote from: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 27, 2008, 03:53:33 AM
We got her before Easter.
Go look for her in brunette. And ye may find.

Ayuh, but she went to bed early tonight. She might be cranky if I pounced her now....  :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

Last :hug: or  :bigsmack: Post
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Post by: Aphos on March 27, 2008, 04:09:59 AM
Last ooooo...bouncy bits! Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 27, 2008, 04:12:28 AM
Always interesting, those.


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Post by: Aphos on March 27, 2008, 04:27:25 AM
Last happy happy joy joy Post

:YaY: :YaY: :YaY: :YaY: :YaY: :YaY:
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Post by: Aggie on March 27, 2008, 04:46:52 AM
Happy happy joy joy joy!



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Post by: Aphos on March 27, 2008, 05:02:05 AM
Last
       Joy to the world
       To all the boys and girls
       Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
       Joy to you and me
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 27, 2008, 06:27:40 AM
Last :cthulhu: Post


[youtube=425,350]1ftld7Ohojg[/youtube]

Or, if you prefer a cutesy one:


[youtube=425,350]qUyT0Oh5j4Q[/youtube]
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 27, 2008, 09:28:05 AM
Cthulhu fhtagn!

Last Old One Post
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Post by: Aphos on March 27, 2008, 09:36:45 AM
Last stars are right Post
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Post by: Aggie on March 27, 2008, 04:08:17 PM
(http://toadfishmonastery.com/forum/Smileys/default/Sports_Girl_brunette.gif)



Last bouncy bouncy Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 27, 2008, 05:48:00 PM
Oooo-- bouncy!

Last oogling Post
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Post by: Aggie on March 27, 2008, 05:51:17 PM
Thanks for the bouncy...  ;)


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Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 28, 2008, 12:06:56 AM
Last EQUAL TIME FOR BEEFCAKE DEMANDED Post

(Doesn't have to bounce, just be Depp.)
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 28, 2008, 03:58:55 AM
Quote from: Sibling Chatty on March 28, 2008, 12:06:56 AM
Last EQUAL TIME FOR BEEFCAKE DEMANDED Post

(Doesn't have to bounce, just be Depp.)

As in Johnny Depp?  Photo or cartoon?

I bet we could rustle up some non-(C) publicity photos, and convert'em to low-pixel suitable for a smiley.

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Post by: Aphos on March 28, 2008, 04:14:45 AM
Hey, I did my part with the extra bouncy-bouncies.  It's someone else's turn.

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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 28, 2008, 05:33:07 AM
I'm up for it, but I want a definitive name to google.

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Post by: Aphos on March 28, 2008, 07:28:57 AM
Bob with the goo-goo-Googling eyes

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 28, 2008, 09:13:06 AM
Keep the goo level low please, we are not in R'lyeh :mrgreen:!

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Post by: Aphos on March 28, 2008, 11:40:39 AM
You'll see a sunken city where the angles are wrong
You'll see the fourth dimension if you stay very long


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Post by: Pachyderm on March 28, 2008, 03:29:51 PM
Last sounds like Coventry Post
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Last or Pecos Post
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Post by: Aphos on March 29, 2008, 03:59:05 AM
3.14159265

Last I like Pi Post
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Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 29, 2008, 04:52:05 AM
Last DEPP DEPP DEPP Post

Yup, this guy...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Depp
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 29, 2008, 07:22:24 AM
Quote from: Sibling Chatty on March 29, 2008, 04:52:05 AM
Last DEPP DEPP DEPP Post

Yup, this guy...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Depp

Do you have a favorite persona?  Like the Pirate one in those quite lovely pirate movies?

Or the on in Edward Scissorhands?

Or, how about the Wiki post?

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Post by: Aphos on March 29, 2008, 07:49:14 AM
If we are getting to request movie stars, can I request Kate Beckinsale?  Preferably with that skin tight black costume from Underworld?


Last Hot Mama Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 29, 2008, 10:22:01 AM
Why not this Yoda before turning green and shrinking in length :mrgreen:
(http://www.ballade.no/nmi.nsf/pic/nosferatus/$file/nosferatus.jpg)
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Post by: Aphos on March 29, 2008, 11:58:25 AM
Yes, we have Nosferatu.
We have Nosferatu today.

(Dead and Loving It)

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 29, 2008, 06:12:50 PM
I guess he is the evil twin brother of:
(http://www.prague.net/img/spejbl.jpg)
http://www.prague.net/img/spejbl.jpg

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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 29, 2008, 06:19:41 PM
Quote from: Aphos on March 29, 2008, 07:49:14 AM
If we are getting to request movie stars, can I request Kate Beckinsale?  Preferably with that skin tight black costume from Underworld?


Last Hot Mama Post

Only if I get Scott Casell. Sans anti-squid beak armor. And maybe sans wet suit.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 29, 2008, 06:35:31 PM
Sorry, can't find that picture of Marlene Dietrich in a gorilla suit.
But this may do  :mrgreen:
(http://www.abc.net.au/news/features/img/Artsblog/gorilla-poster_blog.jpg)
http://www.abc.net.au/news/features/img/Artsblog/gorilla-poster_blog.jpg
Last and where is Queen Kong?* Post

*that would of course be queen dronning
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 29, 2008, 09:35:34 PM
Last Post*





* plain vanilla, today.  I've an 'eadache.
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Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 30, 2008, 04:39:08 AM
Last Depp as Depp*, maybe wearing his glasses, or in Chocolat, or even Benny and Joon Post

*Jawline...mmmmm, yes.
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Post by: Aphos on March 30, 2008, 04:57:33 AM
Or maybe Benny Hill?


Last Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 30, 2008, 06:48:46 AM
Last Okay, I'll see what I can find Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 30, 2008, 07:46:23 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on March 29, 2008, 06:35:31 PM
(http://www.abc.net.au/news/features/img/Artsblog/gorilla-poster_blog.jpg)

One of those used to hang in my hallway, until a while back.

Last my stepfather recently retired it to the garage, where other hairy, maiden-eating things lurk Post
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Post by: Aphos on March 30, 2008, 03:40:34 PM
Inquiring dragons want to know...do virgins taste better than those that are not?

Last inquisitive Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 30, 2008, 10:34:37 PM
Indeed.  I strongly suspect that virgins are like grain-fed deer.

What's the point?  Tastes like cow, so why not eat easier-to-get cow?

Wild deer-- that's different.   I can only imagine that non-virgins are like that. ::)  :mrgreen:

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Post by: Aphos on March 31, 2008, 01:57:55 AM
Virgins taste like wild deer?  Wow.

Last incredible Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 31, 2008, 06:31:37 AM
No, you have it backwards-- virgins probabily taste bland, like domesticated food animals.

Non-virgins taste like wild deer.... ::) or so I'm told.

Last wild oats are best Post
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Post by: Aphos on March 31, 2008, 07:05:54 AM
So why do dragons always insist on virgins when they order a meal?  I mean, they don't order cow, they don't even order wild deer.  It's always virgins on the menu.

Last Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 31, 2008, 07:26:32 AM
Easy:  dragons ALWAYS have heartburn.  Duuuh.

Virgins are nice and bland.

Last dragon Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 31, 2008, 09:23:59 AM
The hot nature of dragons would also destroy any special flavor in any case.

Last we refrain form implications that dragons might also fear STDs* Post

*yes, I know that it is a prejudice that virgins can't get those or that non-virgins are a general risk apart from the doubtful definition of virginity in the first place.
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Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 31, 2008, 05:42:30 PM
Dragons aren't all that bright to start with, you know.

Ask Sybil...
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Post by: Aggie on March 31, 2008, 06:04:27 PM
Quote from: Aphos on March 30, 2008, 03:40:34 PM
Inquiring dragons want to know...do virgins taste better than those that are not?

Easy - Dragons* are all hardcore right-wing fundamentalist Pro-Lifers.  This is why they are always spouting fire and brimstone.  They need to eat virgins to assure no post-conception prospective peoples are injured.  ;)



Last Well, that and tongue envy Post


*yon western, vicious reptilian virgin-eating dragons.  There be other types.
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Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 31, 2008, 06:20:56 PM
Like I said...not that bright!!

Last Insultin' the RW'ingers again, I am Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on March 31, 2008, 06:35:00 PM
Right winger's are just askin' for to be insulted.

If one's basic viewpoint is actually insultin' to anyone who hears it.... it stans' t' reason.

Last insultin' them what deserve it Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 01, 2008, 09:39:35 AM
We should refer to them as the Offendees (also sounds like the respectful way to address someone superior in the Ottoman Empire)
Would be a nice addition to 'in-Duh-vidual'

Last they are off-sensed Post
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Post by: Aphos on April 01, 2008, 10:54:18 AM
So if dragons are Republicans, does that make Obama a dragonslayer?

Last Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 01, 2008, 09:39:17 PM
Sounds good.

Last Obama the Dragon Slayer Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 02, 2008, 02:32:19 AM
Last spring forward never got a mention this year Post
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Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 02, 2008, 08:01:50 AM
Last the sun is shining Post
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Last wondered what that was Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 02, 2008, 08:26:21 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on April 02, 2008, 02:32:19 AM
Last spring forward never got a mention this year Post

Ich vermeide sowohl das Vorwärts- wie das Rückwärts-Springen
Does that mean we are not ahead of ourselves?
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Post by: beagle on April 02, 2008, 08:45:55 AM
Last or we're in a minefield Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 02, 2008, 08:56:31 AM
You have to ask the pogo stick tester about that

Last Pratchettean Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 02, 2008, 10:32:01 AM
Last late night snack Post
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Last having brown sugar and maple oatmeal for breakfast Post
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Last dry breadroll and (carbonated) mineral water Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 02, 2008, 03:21:19 PM
Last baby obsessed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Black Bart on April 02, 2008, 03:38:38 PM
No...I take the Last Post for the first time in many months.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on April 02, 2008, 05:00:35 PM
And lose it.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 02, 2008, 06:26:48 PM
Last just don't know what to do with myself Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 02, 2008, 08:19:21 PM
I should go and watch Futurama again

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 02, 2008, 09:04:23 PM
I would go watch Pinky and the Brain, but it gets me thinking of world conquest.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 02, 2008, 10:14:44 PM
Why did that reminded me Woody Allen's statement regarding Wagner's music?

Last was it Poland or France? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 02, 2008, 11:15:13 PM
Last home again, ran some errands, ate Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on April 03, 2008, 02:34:54 AM
Last I'm taking it for spite Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 03, 2008, 02:39:42 AM
spite doesn't want it; I do.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 03, 2008, 02:56:34 AM
I go to battle fundies on Topix, and come back to find that someone has nipped off with the...

Last Post

I'll just re-acquire it, thanks.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on April 03, 2008, 03:04:04 AM
:mrgreen:

How about I hang on to the Last Post until you throughly crew out the Fundies.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 03, 2008, 03:09:10 AM
Quote from: Scriblerus the Philosophe on April 03, 2008, 03:04:04 AM
:mrgreen:

How about I hang on to the Last Post until you throughly crew out the Fundies.

I'm done-in for awhile. 

the really nasty ones, the ones I like to bash with logic and irony the most, have absented themselves for now.

They'll be back.

Just as I am back, just in time to snatch the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on April 03, 2008, 03:15:02 AM
Hm.

Then I'll just take it.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 03, 2008, 04:22:30 AM
I'll just keep the

Last Post

for now.  It needs a good home.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on April 03, 2008, 05:14:49 AM
Let's not bicker about who has the Last Post.


I do.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 03, 2008, 05:49:01 AM
Not anymore.

I have finished another bout with the Fundies.

And I return just in time to pilfer the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on April 03, 2008, 05:55:11 AM
As a salute to your Quixotic fundy-tilting, I take the

Last Post

and then return it, with a bow.


~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
I'll be back to get it later...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 03, 2008, 06:04:47 AM
I thanks you kindly.

Truly, ye are a lass of class.

Or is that a classy lassie? 

I forget.

Anyway, Last Pass--err-Post.

I'll leave the passes for people wandering about in the halls between classes...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 03, 2008, 08:02:24 AM
I have a gene that makes me forget whether I claimed the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on April 03, 2008, 08:52:35 AM
I, however, don't.

I know I've claimed the Last Post before.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 03, 2008, 09:08:15 AM
My genes give me the right to own the Last Post forever...


Or not, I always misinterpret them...


Last there's something wrong with my gene pool Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 03, 2008, 09:38:20 AM
The Last Post is common possession. Details are decided by the chairbeing of the Last Post commitee. That would of course be me.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 03, 2008, 12:21:02 PM
Hey!  Where'd my

Last Post

go?  Oh, never mind.  I found it.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 03, 2008, 03:51:59 PM
Last zen Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 03, 2008, 04:07:57 PM
Pythagorean Zen Druids

worshipers of the square root of the tree that isn't there

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 03, 2008, 05:38:15 PM
Last coffee Post

mmmm.  coofffeee.  :cup: :cup: :cup:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 03, 2008, 07:36:54 PM
Last no coffee here Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 03, 2008, 08:20:50 PM
Last maintenance and the art of Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 04, 2008, 07:16:21 AM
Last preparing myself for a presentation in school Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 04, 2008, 07:40:22 AM
Last Where are the Zebras? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on April 04, 2008, 07:50:25 AM
Hiding near the end of the dictionary.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 04, 2008, 08:39:26 AM
Up late, again.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 04, 2008, 12:15:38 PM
Up early.  Again.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 04, 2008, 12:46:23 PM
Ordered PowerPoint for Dummies. I'll have to do a presentation sometime too

Last the Last Post in historic and present time Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 04, 2008, 12:57:05 PM
Powerpoint is not that difficult...


Last unless you use the 2007 Office package Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 04, 2008, 01:39:45 PM
Ayuh, it's better than Access.


Last but not as much fun Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 04, 2008, 02:02:59 PM
Bush's book on the presidency...Acting Presidential for Dummies.


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 04, 2008, 03:19:03 PM
He learned everything he knows from Bein' Dumb for Dummies, but he had trouble finding a copy. (Kept looking under Dum.)

Last NOT JOKING!! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 04, 2008, 03:46:12 PM
He should have chosen a career as a crash test dummy
Last but maybe he would have been too flammable for that given that intake of alcohol* Post

*In that case he could have been the spokesman for the drunk driving association
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 04, 2008, 06:13:20 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on April 04, 2008, 03:46:12 PM
He should have chosen a career as a crash test dummy
Last but maybe he would have been too flammable for that given that intake of alcohol* Post

*In that case he could have been the spokesman for the drunk driving association

Which association?  The one that advocates drinking and driving?  Or the other one, that suggests it's a Bad Idea?

Last with bush, it could go either way Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 04, 2008, 06:27:45 PM
Deliberate ambiguity on my side :mrgreen:

Would it be legal to open a privately owned area for "drunk drivers only" (by the owner of course)?
"Here you can drive under whatever influence you want, provided it is not moral"

Last "spiritual influence" is also ambiguous Post

Beati pauperes spiritu
1. Happy are those that can't afford alcohol
2. happy are the drunk poor
:mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 04, 2008, 09:13:02 PM
Last drinking always leads to trouble - in my case migraines - driving under the influence of migraine is how many penalty points? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 04, 2008, 09:49:13 PM
Last I don't get migranes, I cause them. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 05, 2008, 01:51:02 AM
Drinking and driving is a bad idea...

Experienced it once (out of necessity, don't ask, long story, I was the most sober, or least drunk, around and a friend needed a lift to the hospital).


Last is there a DUI for dummies book around? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 05, 2008, 02:42:31 AM
Last No, because the Dummy* that could probably tell us the most about it, from a getting-away-with-it standpoint, is busy being Preznit. Post

*Actually, he usually drugged along with his booze, so he'd just pass out where he was and assume that the 'staff' would make sure he was OK...and that the white powder and similar substances were off his nose by morning. (The world was SUPPOSED to be a Country Club, you know...)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 05, 2008, 05:10:44 AM
Last still using my electric burn-a-meal delux stove, and NOT my gas one Post

Don't much like electric stoves-- can you tell?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 05, 2008, 10:13:04 AM
It's a beautiful morning...



Last the sun is shining, the weather is sweet Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 05, 2008, 10:28:22 AM
Running out of tea but also waiting for the parcel service, so I can't go out yet and buy new.

Last only 2 T bags left
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 05, 2008, 01:27:03 PM
Beautiful weather and girlfriend out of town...

What to do, what to do?


Last clueless Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 05, 2008, 02:22:05 PM
In that case, take your dog for a walk.

Last gotta love your pet Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 05, 2008, 06:06:06 PM
I have no dog.  I'm puttering with the house-garden.



Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on April 05, 2008, 06:55:59 PM
BTW-- Kiyo I do like the little green duck, I am partial to the color anyway and have a little green rubber duckie at my very own home

Lastflounder-- oh s*** that was good out of nowhere good Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 05, 2008, 07:56:32 PM
Last should be a trout, proper-loike Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 06, 2008, 06:18:04 AM
Last Shrimp and crab for dinner...yum! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 06, 2008, 09:58:44 AM
Some old hand at the chemistry institute retired on Friday. Someone put chopped raw onion on the salmon served at that occasion.
I call that an abomination not just unto Nuggan.

Last even removing it did not remove the smell and taste that had laready infected the fish Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on April 06, 2008, 10:18:43 AM
Last insomnia finally wearing off Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 06, 2008, 06:51:07 PM
Last also yawning Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 06, 2008, 07:07:02 PM
Having some guests in the afternoon.

Last but they haven't arrived yet Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on April 06, 2008, 07:35:26 PM
just in a tizzy here

last it is the waiting that is doing itpost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 06, 2008, 09:39:20 PM
Just sitting around, catching up on things.

Last catching up Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 07, 2008, 04:26:05 AM
Last slept at the wrong time as usual Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 07, 2008, 04:37:03 AM
Last Sleeping all the time Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 07, 2008, 06:06:30 AM
Last I'm hungry-- what's in the frige? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on April 07, 2008, 06:14:47 AM
Last I might eat some cheese and go to bed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 07, 2008, 08:43:11 AM
Breadrolls are in the oven. 10 minutes for baking, 10 for waiting, breakfast in half an hour.

Last tea already ready Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 07, 2008, 03:07:59 PM
Last Monday morning blahs Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 07, 2008, 05:39:43 PM
Last don't take a nap Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 07, 2008, 06:01:40 PM
Quote from: anthrobabe on April 05, 2008, 06:55:59 PM
BTW-- Kiyo I do like the little green duck, I am partial to the color anyway and have a little green rubber duckie at my very own home

Thanks... I stole it from one forum I accidentally came across (while looking for some things about photogrammetric cameras for work)...

The only thinkg that annoys me is, that it's not working as it should - it should be flapping its wings on me, and it is not (at least I can't see it do that), like this:

(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i5/bronko84/53.gif)

Last duckie Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 07, 2008, 06:04:25 PM
Last but what if I wanna take a nap? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 07, 2008, 06:05:33 PM
Quote from: Aphos on April 07, 2008, 06:04:25 PM
Last but what if I wanna take a nap? Post

Just do it...


Last nike Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 07, 2008, 06:25:22 PM
Last don't worry about the Torch relay; we couldn't get it out of Brit. fast enough Post

staring at Kiyo's sig.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 08, 2008, 01:42:02 AM
Ahh! the Olympic spirit..

Last throwing balls and javelins to the Tibetans..  >:( Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 08, 2008, 04:37:43 AM
Last I like da duckie. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on April 08, 2008, 07:03:53 AM
I like living Tibetans better than ducks. Living, whole and free.
Which says something. I like the ducks.

Last duck egg pancakes are delicious Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 08, 2008, 07:16:02 AM
Last been playing Diablo II again Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 08, 2008, 09:25:35 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on April 07, 2008, 06:25:22 PM
staring at Kiyo's sig.

First I wanted a Tibet flag in my sig, but then I came across this little animation and couldn't resist:

http://www.clearspring.com/widgets/47f07c44c5c7bc28


Last ooops, I am being political in a non-political thread... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 08, 2008, 11:04:33 AM
I want to know what devil rode the Chinese to include Tibet in the torch run schedule.

Last keep torches away from powder magazines Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 08, 2008, 04:41:31 PM
Last keeping in touch Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 08, 2008, 10:07:03 PM
Last run forrest run Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 09, 2008, 01:27:41 AM
Last the personal is political Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 09, 2008, 05:21:23 AM
Last it's all political-- for are we not political animals? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 09, 2008, 07:35:38 AM
Last it wouldn't be politic to answer that Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on April 09, 2008, 08:27:19 AM
Last no, probably not Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 09, 2008, 10:56:46 AM
Better stay with claiming the Last Post as I do herewith!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 09, 2008, 01:26:39 PM
Why claim it, if you can't keep it?


Last I do claim it though Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 09, 2008, 02:12:53 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 09, 2008, 01:26:39 PM
Why claim it, if you can't keep it?

Don't worry, I do it all the time with sobriety....  ;)

Last  :drunk: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 09, 2008, 07:18:19 PM
Last tibetian freedom Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 09, 2008, 10:05:09 PM
Last and they want us to believe that the Dalai Lama is a terrorist?  ::) >:( Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 10, 2008, 05:01:10 AM
Last rainy day blues Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 10, 2008, 06:18:54 AM
Heard a really cool interview [NPR] of a man who wrote an Authorized Bio about the Dalai Lama, coupla weeks ago.

It seems he's reversed himself (Lama) on several points--at least he's willing to listen to reasonable argument.

Last thoughtful Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 10, 2008, 09:26:56 AM
"My true religion is Kindness."


Last Dalai Lama Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 10, 2008, 10:53:07 AM
The Dalai Lama also admits that he is indebted to Mao (surprising but true. He was not referring to the mass starvation or persecution though but to Mao's political shrewdness).
---
The San Francisco Torch run was another embarassment it seems. They changed the rout last-minute, so the torch bearer ran unmolested but also with about nobody noticing.

Last Silent Running Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on April 10, 2008, 03:24:47 PM
It is supposed to take about 12 weeks for the Torch to cross China --- wonder how long it will really take- and will it make it-one good bucketfull of water well aimed could do it (even with the gas(???? fuel???) flame and anti-breeze technology in it).

Last in humanities name means all of humanity Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 10, 2008, 03:33:30 PM
I strongly suspect that the China run will go smoothly as far as the outside world is concerned.

Remember, this is a government that willingly sent tanks against college students who were armed with rocks.   And used those tanks and fired on the rock-throwers with machine guns.

No, I imagine any possible hint of protest will be met with .... what? Something.  Not good.

Last oppressive Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 10, 2008, 03:49:11 PM
Touch our Torch and you will be torched, to put it short.
The chosen escorts for the torch already got a bad reputation and are suspected to be Chinese special forces out of their usual uniform (not plain clothes though)

Last time for Operation Torch Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 10, 2008, 06:59:38 PM
Last replace the torch with a flamethrower? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 10, 2008, 07:02:32 PM
Last (hungry) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on April 10, 2008, 08:36:23 PM
here is a torch  :pillar: in memory of the young man who stood and stared down the tank-- 1989- Tianamen Square-- and all those who bled that day(and the parents, loved ones who lost loved ones)

Last some torches aren't for gamesPost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 11, 2008, 02:18:44 AM
It's sad when life is held cheaper than a game.

Last semantics can change the world Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on April 11, 2008, 02:31:30 AM

Last  better to light one :tlite:   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 11, 2008, 07:11:40 AM
Last itching and whining and peeling Post

(If I :aargh: were Dan, I'd kill me just to shut up the whining...)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bruder Cuzzen on April 11, 2008, 09:18:12 AM
Last Post in my third week of an insomnia attack....*sigh* .
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 11, 2008, 09:58:18 AM
Last can't sleep either--headache Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 11, 2008, 11:25:45 AM
The headache is fortunately absent currently but will return, if I sit in front of this creen much longer. The transformator is in the basement below this room and I gues it is the reason for the slightly flickering image.

Last electrosmog Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on April 11, 2008, 01:49:35 PM
Last freshly returned from Scotland Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 12, 2008, 12:47:08 AM
Last I confess I ate a BigMac for Lunch--was good Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on April 12, 2008, 01:10:39 AM
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on April 12, 2008, 01:15:18 AM
Not any more, for now I have the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 12, 2008, 02:31:44 AM
Me! Me!

*waives hand vigorously*

Let ME have the Last Post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on April 12, 2008, 03:14:37 AM
I can't bear to see you making a spectacle of yourself.
(Perhaps if take off my own spectacles it will not be so obvious...)

And I will gently relieve you of the Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 12, 2008, 06:41:33 AM
Oooh!  Oooh!

Can I have it back?

I can? 

Thank you for the Last Post

Mmmmmm. It's all warm and smells nice.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 12, 2008, 11:03:06 AM
Bob seems to mistake the Last Post for a BigMac. Put spectacles on him before the Speck-Takel* goes out of hand.
Lasta la Posta

*unfortunately that pun again only works in German
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on April 12, 2008, 01:48:41 PM
According to Sigmund Freud, what comes between fear and sex? Fünf.

Another pun that only works in German.

And now I have the Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on April 12, 2008, 03:30:56 PM
ok- one more reason gotta learn German

last and where is my Big Mac? post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 12, 2008, 09:04:52 PM
Naaah. It was all warm, 'cause Po9 had been holding it.

Come to think of it, it's ALWAYS warm when I get the Last Post.

Seems we don't have any cold-as-a-fish toadfishies 'roun' here.


Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on April 12, 2008, 10:32:47 PM
to keep Bob happy, I have installed a special Last Post  freezer.

Last chilly post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 12, 2008, 10:53:40 PM
I like my posts frosty

Last and some times steamy ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 13, 2008, 01:58:06 AM
See?  Zono warmed it all up.

Last warm again Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 13, 2008, 08:33:08 AM
Cultists have to be cold-blooded. Otherwise all the dancing around the fire doesn't make sense.
And cold-hearted too. Ask the victims.
Our idol is the Last Post that hereby is taken again by me
Last Last Post fhtagn Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 13, 2008, 09:12:43 AM
But, I still am not the least bit sleepy.

So, cold or not, I'll just nip the last post back again.

Brrrr....... it IS cold!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 13, 2008, 09:51:38 AM
A simple method for creating heat is the dilution of concentrated sulphuric acid.
Typical event in the lab for first term students of chemistry:
1. Student puts water in test tube
2. Student pours a few drops of conc. H2SO4 into same test tube
3. Student cries "Ouch!"
4. Test tube hits floor and shatters

While working on my diploma we had the problem to get rid of a very old bottle of said fluid. That required diluting the contents but even one drop of water every 30 seconds turned out to be too much. The solution we got from a book was to dilute the water-free acid with concentrated, then the result with less concentrated and so forth. We were tempted to simply throw the bottle into the canal behind the house.

Last we did not Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on April 13, 2008, 12:57:32 PM
I've got it back, and it's too cold. So I'm taking it to Guadalahara.

Last chili Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 13, 2008, 09:58:17 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on April 13, 2008, 09:51:38 AM
A simple method for creating heat is the dilution of concentrated sulphuric acid.
Typical event in the lab for first term students of chemistry:
1. Student puts water in test tube
2. Student pours a few drops of conc. H2SO4 into same test tube
3. Student cries "Ouch!"
4. Test tube hits floor and shatters

While working on my diploma we had the problem to get rid of a very old bottle of said fluid. That required diluting the contents but even one drop of water every 30 seconds turned out to be too much. The solution we got from a book was to dilute the water-free acid with concentrated, then the result with less concentrated and so forth. We were tempted to simply throw the bottle into the canal behind the house.

Last we did not Post

Had that experience (getting rid of concentrated acids).   Dumped it (gradually) into kitty litter, which contained clay, which was mostly composed of calcium carbonate.  Which reacted with the acid, rendering it to inert salts.  Buried the result, in the end, but it was not reactive any more.

Last chemistry--FUN! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 14, 2008, 11:26:46 AM
If it's green and wiggles, it's biology
If it's stinks and explodes, it's chemistry
If it does not work, it's physics

Also:
Theory: It doesn't work but we know exactly why
Practice: It works but we don't have the faintest idea why
We have been able to combine theory and practice: It doesn't work and we don't know why

Last old jokes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 14, 2008, 08:20:09 PM
Universal rules of repair:

If it don't move an' it 'sposta, use WD-40.

If it moves and it ain't 'sposta, use duct tape.

If'n you don' know what it 'sposta do, paint it with spray on primer.

You are now eligible to be a handyman in most Gulf Coast states, as well as Oklahoma, Arkansas and parts of Tennessee. (And Kentucky.)

Last Live here, know this Post

Ooops, forgot Kentucky.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 14, 2008, 09:04:22 PM
Rule-of-thumb for 'applied chemistry' - if you can see it, the shrapnel can hit you.



Last those are the 'words of wisdom' in my HS yearbook writeup - really Post



PS - how long ago did the clues for nicotine come up?  That should have been easy for me...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 14, 2008, 10:47:27 PM
Last nothin'... reading The Devil's Panties comic (http://www.thedevilspanties.com/index.html) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 15, 2008, 04:04:53 AM
Last Looking for my cellphone, again... Post

You know you're losing it when you can't find a cell phone that's in your pocket...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 15, 2008, 11:54:23 AM
Well LPWB seemed to be dead for several months now (and guess the movie and quizzy quizzes) lie dormant too.

Last hint hint hint Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 15, 2008, 03:17:00 PM
MB won't be aroun for a bit so I'll put a new word in the Bingo bin.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 15, 2008, 03:22:50 PM
New word in.

Can be read or emptied.

Last double Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 15, 2008, 05:25:57 PM
That must be the papers in the dustbin :mrgreen:

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 15, 2008, 07:00:57 PM
Almost got it in one.

Last Swato for LPWB King Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 15, 2008, 11:08:01 PM
"A waste container is a container for temporarily storing waste, which is usually made out of metal or plastic. Common terms are dustbin, rubbish bin, litter bin, garbage can, trash can, trash bin, trash barrel, and rubbish barrel; the word can generally refers to a container made out of metal." to quote wikipedia :mrgreen:

Last maybe it's the recycle bin Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 16, 2008, 12:22:34 AM
Someone inadvertantly won over in another thread.  Was talking about stuff teenage girls buy at the Dollar Store.  I'll give no more hints than that.

Last hint Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 16, 2008, 02:15:05 AM
This is a new word Bob. MB got the last one, as you said, in another thread.

Swato, you are getting colder.  Turn the heat up.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 16, 2008, 05:20:08 AM
Read or emptied?

That would be the 'ead of a politician, then?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 16, 2008, 09:42:35 AM
Ah! Good try but it be a single word. It is a noun.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 16, 2008, 10:11:50 AM
But garbage incinerator is not a single word :mrgreen:
And the compactor does not create enough heat

Last wastebasketcase Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 16, 2008, 10:51:37 AM
Last  :selfhug:  Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 16, 2008, 12:08:49 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on April 16, 2008, 10:11:50 AM
And the compactor does not create enough heat

That maybe OK.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 16, 2008, 01:33:59 PM
Hm, should I prefer the compressor ot the suppressor?
What use is the freedom of the press, if they don't press the real issues?
Last united we march divided we stand Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 16, 2008, 01:41:35 PM
Well, let's see.

A diaper is emptied, but not read.

A newspaper is read, but not emptied,

paint can be red, but not read

A paintcan can be emptied, and red, but not read.

A speech can be read, and empty of meaning, but not really emptied.

A palm can be read, and can be emptied, if it was carrying something.

Hmmm.

Last thinking Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 16, 2008, 01:53:45 PM
One may be struck with the urge to either read or empty a magazine when one is stuck in an excessively long lineup at the grocery store...

:2guns:


Last and for the record - check who got nicotine first - as a byproduct of the cot death thread Post

:mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 16, 2008, 04:53:41 PM
So, give Griffin a new word, and tell us what this one was.

Last quizzical Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 16, 2008, 05:24:21 PM
Oh dang, the word...  that's why I didn't claim the previous, no time to properly clue.


Last will make it a collaborative effort Post


Edit: Word is to Griffin but likely not entered quite yet.

It's quite easy, if a bit lippy.  Could require a joint effort, or maybe a rim job  :o depending on how you define it.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 16, 2008, 06:58:51 PM
Last I'm a dignified old lady and would have NO idea about that sort of thing... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 16, 2008, 07:32:11 PM
Last now salad tossers are vegetarian?  :o Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 16, 2008, 07:46:16 PM
New word is IN.

Previous word was "magazine".

MB got the "nicotine" but is unlikely to be playing LPWB right now.

Last information highway Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 16, 2008, 08:07:04 PM
Last Urg, hate to be a slave to accuracy...  and I really am not trying to trumpet my own prowess (it was dead accidental) or take the glory from MB, but I hit the LPWB in this thread, p 474, reply #7100 about 2 hrs 21 minutes before MB.

Actually, I stumbled on it accidentally in 'cot death' a couple of minutes earlier than this, but saw it in preview and back-edited it to nicotin - I tend not to make unintentional spelling mistakes on abusable substances. I then came over to Last Post thread to claim victory. Post


I have a problem - I can admit when I'm wrong, but only if I'm actually wrong, else I'll pull all evidence to prove I'm right. Blame my Grade 1 teacher....  :P
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 16, 2008, 08:32:54 PM
So.......... when MB hit it in the cot death........you'd already got it .......... but hadn't sent a new word in? so it sort of went unacknowledged? or what?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 16, 2008, 08:35:09 PM
Yeah, I was too lazy to actually follow up on it...  so MB wins by default.  :mrgreen:

Last but I still said it first! Post



Hmm...  need more clues so that this lot can make the connection.
If you're drawing a blank, you're about two letters short of a winning word.

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 16, 2008, 11:20:57 PM
N idja wt yr tlkn bout
LP
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 17, 2008, 03:28:26 AM
Last it be me back from the dead, or som'n like that Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 17, 2008, 05:29:57 AM
Last had to use a magnifier to read the previous post, but what the hey, it's mine, now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on April 17, 2008, 08:29:43 AM
This LPWB mystery is clearing up a bit, now...

I edited nicotine to nic-o-tine in a post as well, as it -- suddenly and inexplicably -- morphed into something else during a spell-check.

Then I saw the same weird shift in the story about the dollar store. Ha-HA!

You people are too clever for me, but it gives me a goal.  ;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 17, 2008, 09:36:32 AM
Once again, I snag the Last Post, before retiring to bead.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 17, 2008, 10:52:45 AM
What kind of bead? :mrgreen:

Last spill-czech-ink Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 17, 2008, 06:02:14 PM
Last I imagine those with beads are a bit uncomfortable Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 18, 2008, 02:39:53 PM
Bead it!
Last pun inna bun Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 18, 2008, 06:05:20 PM
Last I need a drink Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 18, 2008, 06:34:07 PM
Just swallowed the last tea in the steel mug
Last tea Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 18, 2008, 06:52:23 PM
Last still drinking tea Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 18, 2008, 09:02:11 PM
Tea, Tea...

tt (Audi?)

Last Ohhh...  :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on April 19, 2008, 12:25:49 AM
Last Post (-o-rama).
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 19, 2008, 12:31:30 AM
Last I couldn't guess aggie's LPWB even knowing it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 19, 2008, 02:43:55 AM
Last home, nap, awake now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on April 19, 2008, 03:45:44 AM
Last reading and laziness Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 19, 2008, 05:40:15 AM
Hmph...  my clues are never very well clued in. 


Last ask a plumber or a golfer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 19, 2008, 06:23:07 AM
Last Loss of mind, mine Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 19, 2008, 06:34:56 AM
Quote from: Agujjim on April 19, 2008, 05:40:15 AM
Hmph...  my clues are never very well clued in. 


Last ask a plumber or a golfer Post

Was that a clue?

Pipes?  Sand traps?  Balls? Clubs?  Stroke?  Lead?  Plumbum?  Okay, that's just a random brain-shower (not really a storm...)

Water Trap?  Watertrap?  Trap?  Let's see...what's another term for "water trap":  Water Hazard?

Aaaah, "water trap" is the only thing I can think of that links "golf" and "plumber"

Last confuzzled Post


Putter?  Putty?  No, that's not it either.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 19, 2008, 09:45:37 AM
Last going Post(al)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 19, 2008, 04:16:55 PM
Last time for breakfast and Have I got News for You Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 19, 2008, 06:37:35 PM
Quote from: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 19, 2008, 06:34:56 AMWas that a clue?

Pipes?  Sand traps?  Balls? Clubs?  Stroke?  Lead?  Plumbum?  Okay, that's just a random brain-shower (not really a storm...)

Water Trap?  Watertrap?  Trap?  Let's see...what's another term for "water trap":  Water Hazard?

Aaaah, "water trap" is the only thing I can think of that links "golf" and "plumber"

Last confuzzled Post


Putter?  Putty?  No, that's not it either.


The golf terminology looks to be extremely obscure (club anatomy), the plumbing angle should be less so.

The 'obvious' clues are in Reply #7120 & 7126


Last laying pipe Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on April 19, 2008, 07:11:25 PM
Last why did I drink all the wine last night? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 19, 2008, 07:50:20 PM
Hey Bob - Jennie Breeden is gonna be in Calgary next weekend!


Last but I probably won't get a chance to meet her Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 19, 2008, 11:12:25 PM
I'd make a clear and definite exception to my NO PLACE COLD rule to meet Jennie.

Last No travel monies, however Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 19, 2008, 11:32:58 PM
I should go to bed now but not before taking the Last Post and securing my lead.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 20, 2008, 01:43:46 AM
Last !!! LAST POST WORD BINGO WINNER !! Post

Okay, it's f l a n g e......
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 20, 2008, 03:10:49 AM
BOB U WIN.

Send me a word.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 20, 2008, 04:12:56 AM
Gotta think of one.

PM?

Last never won anything before Post

Edit:  Hokay.  I sent the PM.

When it's IN there, I'll set about some clue-ing.  Is that like Glue-ing?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 20, 2008, 05:23:26 AM
Last I NEVER have a clue when I need one. Post

:mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 20, 2008, 10:26:14 AM
Clue sounds like icecubes in a glass swimming on a liquid of a viscosity slightly higher than that of water
Last onomatopoietic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 20, 2008, 01:55:12 PM
Ok, Bob's new word is IN.

Kick off the clues.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 20, 2008, 07:39:32 PM
I think someone already accidentally nailed it.


Last not me though, I didn't say jewel first this time Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 20, 2008, 07:43:13 PM
Darlica got it. I don't think she noticed. I'll PM her.

You are the first person to say it in this thread though LOL.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 20, 2008, 08:29:01 PM
LOL

That was quick.

Belated clue was GEM.   Heh.

Last clueless Post

(word was j e w e l)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 20, 2008, 10:59:29 PM
Solved in my absence and that after month of no lay at all. I should feel offended :o
Last but I will be content with some new offerings Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 20, 2008, 11:54:29 PM
Darlica gave me a word and it is in now.

Last time for a cup of coffee Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 21, 2008, 01:13:25 AM
Last green tea with mint is ready Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Darlica on April 21, 2008, 10:05:20 AM
Clue: refresher


Lastbanana peel slippingPost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 21, 2008, 10:35:23 AM
Up late/early.

Can't sleep-- JUST as I was dropping off, the infernal phone rings--- but they hung up before I could answer, so I ignore'd'em.

Last silly Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 21, 2008, 12:20:57 PM
I guess we are not just looking for "beverage" "icecream/ice cream" or something like that. Something shower-related?

Last showerful Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 21, 2008, 05:02:39 PM
Last rejuvenate - coffee Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 21, 2008, 07:07:26 PM
She could also refer to knowledge refreshment, i.e. tutor/tutors, coach/coaches, crammer/crammers etc.
Or that what they do to memory circuits, so the bits stay in.

Last Bitte ein Bit! (http://www.waldhaustreff.de/images/piclogo_bitburger_113.jpeg) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on April 21, 2008, 08:50:39 PM
sauna?

Last Scandinavian stereotyping Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on April 21, 2008, 09:18:20 PM
Last does not play games with the last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on April 21, 2008, 09:56:35 PM
Last  plays well with others  Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 21, 2008, 10:24:06 PM
I am after big game: The Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Darlica on April 21, 2008, 11:26:49 PM
Wrong stereotype Swato.  :P

Last cryptic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 22, 2008, 01:42:36 AM
Let's have lots of guesses to help Darlica with her clueing. She is a first timer.

My offerings:  gnome rain turbine queen oxfordshire

All carefully chosen not to have any link with the word as I know what it is.

So who can guess what I might be excluding - ok I have left the field wide open - just trying to help.

Last silly Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 22, 2008, 02:24:10 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on April 22, 2008, 01:42:36 AM
Let's have lots of guesses to help Darlica with her clueing. She is a first timer.


Or she's picked up my style of giving 'clues'. ::)

Last was the banana peel a clue? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 22, 2008, 02:36:34 AM
How the hell should I know ?

Last unhelpful and probably unnecessary Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 22, 2008, 04:34:16 AM
Last Clues are so standard-behaviour, as a totally crazy person I shall just sit here and hope to read the word out of the minds of others. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 22, 2008, 05:02:41 AM
Last as I just spent 20 minutes on Interview Cycle, I've nothing left for guessing obscure words Post

Even if they are renewing of the soul.  ::)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Darlica on April 22, 2008, 07:37:43 AM
Side walk purchase

Notthe Last fighting the too obvious clues Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 22, 2008, 12:15:06 PM
Are you trying to sell us lemons?
Last Post

Completely OT: I stumbled on this little gem
http://blog.wired.com/gadgets/2006/07/the_viagra_ring.html
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 23, 2008, 12:40:18 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on April 22, 2008, 12:15:06 PM
Completely OT: I stumbled on this little gem
http://blog.wired.com/gadgets/2006/07/the_viagra_ring.html

Pardon me whilst I go and clean myself up.

It seems that after reading the link, I've soiled myself by  :puke:

Last :puke: Post

I suppose I should not be so sensitive....but with the majority of the people in the world eating their SINGLE daily bowl of rice, and wishing for a second bowl for "Just This Once" or perhaps a few beans to add substance ...... it does get too me from time to time.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 23, 2008, 02:11:50 AM
Viagra?  I can nearly guarantee it'd find more use by a younger crowd for a different sort of blue (& yellow, purple) pills.


Last stealth drug paraphernalia Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 23, 2008, 10:09:58 AM
The cross with 4* bluepills (why hasn't anyone trademarked "bluepills" or "bluepils" yet?) seems even better (is that the hypocross or the hypergross?). Could of course be beaten by cross-shaped pills**
Last vulgar Post

*shouldn't that be 5?
**I better not post ideas about other possible Xtian sex toys (I just read that there are Christian mail order services for erotica/sex toys/etc.). Time for Jesus Tantra?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 23, 2008, 10:11:31 AM
Last can't sleep again, even tho I went to bed at 10, but woke at 1am wide-awake.  Drat Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 23, 2008, 10:55:40 AM
I had to go sleeping early because I had to get up at 7am. Never really works.
Last the natural way is to go to sleep at about 2.30 am and getting up not before 9am Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 23, 2008, 01:44:46 PM
I get up at 6:30 am and roll into work around 8:30 - I am NOT a morning person and it takes a while to boot up. 


Last it's a 20 minute walk to work - I fail to understand how people can roll out of bed and get straight on with their day Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Darlica on April 23, 2008, 08:04:30 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on April 22, 2008, 12:15:06 PM
Are you trying to sell us lemons?
Last Post


I'm looking for something more refined.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 23, 2008, 08:09:12 PM
crude oil lemonade?
Epharim Kishon wrote a satire "petrol from grapefruit juice" (the process does not work and in the end it is synthetic grapefruit juice <likely made from petrol but it is not explicitly stated>)
---
Last a walk is a good way to get really awake Post

OK, it was l-e-m-o-n-a-d-e
Thought of that but thought it too obvious.
OK, I'll send Griffin a new one.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 23, 2008, 08:10:10 PM
Hmm...  refined makes me think of sugar, Swedish stereotypes make me think of birch, and refreshing makes me think of something cooling - xylitol?


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 23, 2008, 08:17:51 PM
I sent Griffin a new one but since she is not online at the moment it will take time to be installed.

Here is a clue nonetheless: A German would likely misunderstand it as looking at an aggregate of water with a magnifier.

Last cryptic or giveaway? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 23, 2008, 11:29:11 PM
This word comes with a warning - I've never come across it ;D

It has been censored. so you can start guessing.

Last trusting Swato deosn't think this is the word definition thread Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 24, 2008, 12:03:55 PM
No, it is a real word and one with a very old tradition.
More cryptic hints:
1. Often employed to save money
2. Be careful not to fall into the moat while doing it
3. noun, 4 syllables

Last Come on, Dover, move yer bloomin' arse!  Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 24, 2008, 04:30:28 PM
Last My Fair Lady Post?  Or am I just miss-remembering the play?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 24, 2008, 10:00:13 PM
Yes, that was a quote from MFL. There is a certain connection to the LPWB but one could discount it on a technicality.

Next hinst:
A German layperson might find the LPWB to look ponderous
A messenger is the standard alternative to the LPWB
It might help you spotting Trojan Horses

Last hints* ranging from very broad to extremly subtle and also containing puns Post

*including those in earlier posts
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 25, 2008, 01:16:47 AM
Last Great Wall Of China-plates  ;D Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 25, 2008, 03:13:51 AM
Last :goldfish: :goldfish: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 25, 2008, 11:19:19 AM
Bob is moving in the right direction. China is not necessary involved though.

Last auf der Mauer auf der Lauer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 25, 2008, 08:54:39 PM
Last over hill and over dale Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 26, 2008, 12:10:02 AM
No more hints before some serious guesses are made.

Last this post does not contain hints Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 26, 2008, 12:15:17 AM

Last unguessable Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on April 26, 2008, 12:32:45 AM
Is it mountebank?

Last but I don't see how one of them would help with Trojan Horses Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 26, 2008, 12:59:03 AM
Last Greek Revival Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 26, 2008, 02:31:49 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on April 26, 2008, 12:10:02 AM
No more hints before some serious guesses are made.

Last this post does not contain hints Post

I don't like guessing wildly, so I generally wait until I think I've got a shot at it.  Nothing yet.


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 26, 2008, 02:42:57 AM
Greek is the right direction (i.e. the word is derived from Greek). Walls are involved and Homer knew the LPWB (although he would likely not have described it with a single word).
It may be also useful to abuse an English-German dictionary to find the word through the puns.
Last Vluglodsah, Vluglodsah und siehst du nichts dort? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on April 26, 2008, 02:54:06 AM
Is it in English? Or German? Or Greek, and used in either of those?

Last trilingual Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 26, 2008, 02:57:19 AM
Last through a glass darkly Post

Or was that Plato?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 26, 2008, 07:00:55 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on April 26, 2008, 02:42:57 AM
It may be also useful to abuse an English-German dictionary to find the word through the puns.

No thanks, I usually get bawled out for attempting bilingual puns.


Last :P Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on April 26, 2008, 09:16:20 AM
Quote from: Agujjim
No thanks, I usually get bawled out for attempting bilingual puns.

Last   bilingual joke   Post:

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I have friends in the foreign language teaching biz, all of whom twitch at misuse of 'false friends,' 'direct translations' of idioms, that sort of thing. I used to enjoy tormenting one with such lovingly crafted phrases as "¿Dónde están mis vasos de ojos?"  and then laughing hilariously. She always reminded me that she usually charges people to abuse her second language so egregiously.

One day we met a colleague of hers, a German teacher. Satan inflamed me with an inspiration to attempt a pun on Kennedy's famous "Ich bin ein Berliner" by substituting the name of the first alternate German pastry that came to my mind. As is my wont, I laughed modestly at my own joke. (In the words of Miss Piggy, "Other people may try to appreciate you, but they so often fall short.")

The German teacher did not laugh appreciatively with me. He blanched, excused himself, and sidled away. My polyglot friend gave me her long-suffering foreign language teacher look. Apparently, what I actually said -- in very, very  poor German -- was *not* a clever pastry joke, but something to the effect that I wanted to eat his legs...

I was thoroughly delighted by this and only wish I had paid better attention to what I was constructing, as she refused to remind me. One never knows when it might come in handy, delivered with absolute deadpan, under the right circumstances. Such as meeting the Holy Father, on his next US visit -- after I've been re-catholicized by my mother -- perhaps...

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My previous attempt at German comedy was more successful, although still grammatically suspect. Same friend and I were at Barnes & Noble in the foreign language dictionaries, entertaining ourselves yet again with the "Learn to Speak X in just 1 minute a day!" type books. I was inspired to create a trendy, high fashion magazine with a German title. It was one long, sonorous, polysyllabic word and I was very proud of it. It literally meant something like "The Premier Magazine for the Women Who Wish to Set the Men on Fire."

Close enough.  ;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 26, 2008, 11:26:16 AM
Word totally Greek, noun with 4 syllables. First syllable is also a German word, so a layperson could misunderstand it as "looking at (or into) small lakes"

Last Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 26, 2008, 01:52:43 PM
I am so glad I don't have to guess.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 26, 2008, 05:36:56 PM
Last it's ALL Greek to ME Post


Damn those Americans with their quick belief that ONLY English is spoken by anyone....  ::) ;D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on April 26, 2008, 05:58:42 PM
Varangian


Last walls of Miklagard Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 26, 2008, 08:06:50 PM
Shakespeare knew it very well too. Otherwise he couldn't have afforded to stage his plays.

Last Joshua fit the Battle of Jericho Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Darlica on April 26, 2008, 09:32:34 PM
mecenat?

LastI don't have a cluePost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 27, 2008, 01:58:46 AM
Last labyrinth* Post



* well, it's not the LPWB but at least it's Greek, and it's a barrier of sorts.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 27, 2008, 02:36:40 AM
Last :catroll: :catroll: :catroll: :catroll: :catroll: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 27, 2008, 09:19:52 AM
Think theatre

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on April 27, 2008, 02:30:54 PM
proscenium

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 27, 2008, 05:45:46 PM
Isn't that latin?

Last I'm not good at this game but -coming from the previous page- 'uno nunca nariz'  ;) :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on April 27, 2008, 08:31:05 PM
There's a proskenion Greek version too.

Don't know the answer but suspect the word "teich" is in there somewhere, being German for pond and Greek for wall.


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 27, 2008, 08:51:47 PM
beagle is in hot pursuit of the correct answer. :)
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 28, 2008, 12:58:39 AM
Beagle's a STAR !

Last no clue in this post Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 28, 2008, 02:50:29 AM
Last watching/listening to "Wire in the Blood", a BBC crime drama Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on April 28, 2008, 02:59:48 AM
teichoscopy

Last this word is giving me teichopsia Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 28, 2008, 03:44:18 AM
Oh well, send the word to Mistress Griffin, wouldya?

Last I don't know what's the point, I never get these things Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 28, 2008, 05:09:58 AM
Last oblivious Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 28, 2008, 05:24:56 AM
Last star wars is on TV Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on April 28, 2008, 07:29:41 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on April 27, 2008, 08:51:47 PM
beagle is in hot pursuit of the correct answer. :)
Last Post

Got distracted chasing a rabbit at the last minute. It's not easy being a dog.
Liked the ponderous joke.


Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on April 28, 2008, 08:59:58 AM
I have PM'ed Griffin with the new word.

The clue is:

Ian Fleming should have had one on his boat.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 28, 2008, 10:09:34 AM
a bondgirl with a spyglass?
I find it hilarious that the term for "female accessoy of agent in popular movie series" is identical to "female slave in Middle Ages"
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 28, 2008, 02:11:25 PM
Certainly Bond females are bi-dimensional tools for murder, pleasure or both.

Last Neo-medieval misogyny Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 28, 2008, 06:10:50 PM
Well, for most it was the effective end of their career (at least in serious roles).
Last Paris Hilton for Bond Girl Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 28, 2008, 07:44:06 PM
New word is IN.

Last how many face lifts does a Bond girl need? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 28, 2008, 08:02:13 PM
A lot, if we assume they are actually always the same person :mrgreen:
Last apart from the need to regularly redye the hair Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on April 29, 2008, 04:01:04 AM
Just finished re-watching Star Wars #3.

At the end, I had not realized how close the Emperor and GWB were--

The emperor starts a war himself, based on lies-- so does Bush.

The emperor wants Law And Order -- above all else.  So does Bush.

Best line in the movie?  When Yoda was attacking Palpatine/Darth Sidious, he quips:

"Your rein at an end, is."

"Not short enough, it was"

Last Star Wars 3 Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on April 29, 2008, 05:27:01 AM
Funny. I always associated the Emperor with the Pope.

Last Pope Palpatine Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on April 29, 2008, 08:21:54 AM
I purchased a Fontanini™ creche long ago, and still add one figure every year (although outside of canon these days). At the height of my apostasy, the annual additions were to-scale a R2 & C3PO watching o'er the flocks. And a verra nice to-scale Emperor Palpatine with Red Guards bolstering the Fontanini Legionnaires.


Last   inclusiveness   Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 29, 2008, 10:01:31 AM
Not to forget
(http://www.motherjones.com/mojoblog/palpatine_lieberman.jpg)
http://www.motherjones.com/mojoblog/palpatine_lieberman.jpg

Last What are the bets that we are looking that the next VPOTUS? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 29, 2008, 11:39:20 PM
Ah, this is not you're Gore's Lieberman.

It's McCain's Lieberman now. And why the hell the Dems have not thrown that Zell Miller-ish wanna-be jerk out on his keister is beyond me...except that so many of them STILL want to 'triangulate' and appease.

Grumble, mumble, frickin' Stockholm syndrome...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 30, 2008, 05:29:00 PM
I am aware that the guy has turned out to be an entelodont* in Dem clothing. That's one of the very few positive points about Gore not being POTUS (I'd like to know what he now thinks about his choice of then).
Last is there a connection between being evil and being named Joe/Joseph? Post

*(http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/wildfacts/factfiles/picpops/images/entelodont.jpg)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/wildfacts/factfiles/picpops/images/entelodont.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on May 01, 2008, 02:22:45 AM
Last Worked for Stalin Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on May 01, 2008, 02:35:35 AM
Last main PC motherboard died Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 01, 2008, 03:29:46 AM
Overhaul time?

Last you can get a cheap quad core. Check Newegg (http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16819103251) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on May 01, 2008, 07:54:47 AM
Last NEED SLEEP Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on May 01, 2008, 11:51:49 AM
Last  early-morning  wakeup insomnia  kicking in right on schedule  Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 01, 2008, 11:58:08 AM
Last just left my kid on a bus on route to Orlando with the school's orchestra Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 01, 2008, 12:50:46 PM
I hope they like it hot :mrgreen:

Last Orlando: he or she? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on May 01, 2008, 02:03:53 PM


Last  Orlando (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107756/) is in my film library  Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 01, 2008, 02:08:04 PM
Last YAY! for Tilda Swinton Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 01, 2008, 02:52:16 PM
It's not in mine but I could not resist the temptation of weird associations (orchestra, travelling, some like it hot, gender ambiguity, Orlando). I hop the school orchestra is not into booze or automatic weapons.

Last Der Schuß aus dem Geigenkasten Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 01, 2008, 05:51:45 PM
We're talking middle school, I seriously doubt of that kind of misbehavior.

Last I seriously hope... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 01, 2008, 09:39:21 PM
Well, I didn't say that the firearms would be in their hands.
I hope they have not to compete against St.Trinian's :mrgreen:
Last ominous Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on May 01, 2008, 09:46:23 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 01, 2008, 05:51:45 PM
We're talking middle school, I seriously doubt of that kind of misbehavior.

Is this the famous "band camp" of Hollywood film fame? You may be being somewhat naive.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 02, 2008, 12:51:20 AM
Theory: parents are either naive or worryguts.

Last sociological Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 02, 2008, 11:29:41 AM
But beware of Finsterhennen

Quote
Finsterhennen, die
Alleinerziehende Mütter, die ihre Töchter aufgrund eigener schlechter Erfahrungen mit Männern nach 14:30 Uhr nicht mehr auf die Straße lassen und so erreichen, dass die Töchter am achtzehnten Geburtstag mit dem nächstbesten Schlosser abhauen, der sie dann zwei Jahre und zwei Kinder später sitzenlässt.

From the German edition of Douglas Adams/John Lloyd's "(The Deeper) Meaning of Liff"
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 02, 2008, 05:08:39 PM
Quote from: beagle on May 01, 2008, 09:46:23 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 01, 2008, 05:51:45 PM
We're talking middle school, I seriously doubt of that kind of misbehavior.
Is this the famous "band camp" of Hollywood film fame? You may be being somewhat naive.
Perhaps.

Or perhaps watching the kids of the orchestra as having a very different profile from the ones in the band.

Or just burying my head in the sand.

Last at least I hope to know my son enough to believe that no ill will be started by him Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on May 02, 2008, 05:52:51 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 02, 2008, 11:29:41 AM
But beware of Finsterhennen

Quote
Finsterhennen, die
Alleinerziehende Mütter, die ihre Töchter aufgrund eigener schlechter Erfahrungen mit Männern nach 14:30 Uhr nicht mehr auf die Straße lassen und so erreichen, dass die Töchter am achtzehnten Geburtstag mit dem nächstbesten Schlosser abhauen, der sie dann zwei Jahre und zwei Kinder später sitzenlässt.
From the German edition of Douglas Adams/John Lloyd's "(The Deeper) Meaning of Liff"


14:30 Is a bit late. I know a few men who are awake and about before then.


Last sure there's a sick joke about the parent needing a locksmith proof cellar in here somewhere Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 02, 2008, 10:39:33 PM
The true pervert is on the hunt 24/7, so be aware, call 911!

Last der böse Hosenwurm Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on May 02, 2008, 11:05:28 PM
Wonder where 911 actually goes in the UK. Probably John Major's old traffic cone hotline.  It's 999 here (apparently chosen because it was the easiest number to find on an old dial phone in the dark, smoke or when being beseiged by killer zombies).


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 02, 2008, 11:10:53 PM
110 for the police, 112 for the fire brigade traditionally over here.
The latter was good for a joke in some churches because their hymnal had the song "Oh daß doch bald ein Feuer brennte!" (Oh that there'd be a fire soon!) as #112

Last pyromaniac Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on May 02, 2008, 11:11:15 PM
Where 911 actually goes is a hot topic here at the moment, especially if you are with a VoIP service provider. :P


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 02, 2008, 11:16:47 PM
Slight correction to post above (slightly detrimental to the joke too): It's "dein" not "ein" Feuer

Last revised pyromaniac Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on May 02, 2008, 11:30:19 PM
Will Boris beat Ken? How will Barbie react?

Last nail-biting Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 03, 2008, 10:34:00 AM
Well, of course (http://exclamationmark.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/boris_karloff02.jpg) will beat (http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/4567/kenparkkensu9.jpg)

Last and mary Whitehouse will take Umbridge, no surprise there Post

PS: no idea how (http://www.orizamartins.com/klaus_barbie_1.jpg) will react to that
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 03, 2008, 01:28:20 PM
Unfortunately there is now no doubt as to whether Boris beat Ken.

Last this spells doom for the Conservatives Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on May 03, 2008, 11:17:27 PM
Last On the other side of the Big Water, we have a couple of lunatics wanting to temporarily cut a tax that will save a household about $30, but by doing so, it'll pull MILLIONS from highway, bridge and transportation infrastructure repair. Senators McCain and Clinton DO NOT GET IT that it's NOT the taxes, it's the $10 BILLION a quarter PROFITS that the oil barons are getting that cause the problems. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 04, 2008, 12:46:45 AM
Lastwhat was the cone hotline for anyway? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on May 04, 2008, 06:42:08 AM
Quote from: Sibling Chatty on May 03, 2008, 11:17:27 PMSenators McCain and Clinton DO NOT GET IT that it's NOT the taxes, it's the $10 BILLION a quarter PROFITS that the oil barons are getting that cause the problems.[/sub] Post

Ayuh, and do you think the voters will get it?


Last on a near-daily basis, my opinion of America is going downhill, and my opinion of Americans is improving Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 04, 2008, 12:03:50 PM
Under the assumption that it is true that Obama dropped in the polls after declaring that Son of Cain/Hillbillary idea to be not helpful (and implying that it was an attempt to pander to knownothings), "the voters" will indeed not get it.

Last btw, Boris Karloff would not be the worst choice for mayor Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on May 04, 2008, 09:28:35 PM
I lost track of the U.S. elections in all the excitement of the Boris and Ken show. Has Obama put those difficulties with a turbulent priest and "guns and religion" quotes behind him now?

Last out of touch Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 04, 2008, 10:02:06 PM
That's not up to Obama but to the "liberal media" and the GOPsters and if those topicss would not exist, they would be invented soon (same as the claims that Obama is a Jew/Muslim/Hindu/atheist/anti-semite/child molester/slave of special interests/enemy of business(i.e. special interests)/rude/too polite/elitist/not grown up*.....

*because he asked for orange juice instead of coffee:
Quote"A few weeks ago, Obama was doing some handshake campaigning in a diner in Indiana when the establishment's proprietor offered him a cup of coffee. When word got out that Obama declined and asked for some orange juice, the media took this as another sign of the candidate's elitism or lack of common touch.

But that read doesn't sit quite right. After all, Hillary looked preposterous when she tried to prove her working class credentials through choice of beverage. Yet there was something off about Obama's response. Watching him sulk around this week, slightly traumatized by the betrayal of a father figure, I realized what the diner incident was: it was childish. The switch from juice to coffee is a rite of adulthood. It's not that Obama seemed to hold himself above the coffee drinkers. It's that he seemed to lag behind them. He's still on fruit juice while the adults are sipping bitter and bracing coffee."

Last Oh No! This thread is turning political Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on May 04, 2008, 10:32:47 PM
Quote...
He's still on fruit juice while the adults are sipping bitter and bracing coffee."

Oh noes! I *loathe* coffee and take juice over it every time if tea is not available.


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 04, 2008, 10:46:42 PM
As long as it is rum juice, you should not have trouble with yer fellow pirates. In case of doubt claim that the parrot ordered it.
Last I drink tea and orange juice. the first makes me an elitist, the second a child. Better a child elitist than a child molester Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on May 05, 2008, 12:01:34 AM
Last The MSM is like a very stupid snake eating its own tail. They're so idiotic as to be actually retarded, but unfortunately too many of the sheeple go along with it. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on May 05, 2008, 03:01:49 AM
Well, here it is Sun Night, and my main machine still not working.

Typing's a pain on the backup unit-- so how do I spend my energy?  On Last Post, of course!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 05, 2008, 02:08:04 PM
Let me relieve me you of it (sans charge)
Last recycled Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 05, 2008, 05:55:31 PM
Is there a Post after a recycled one or would that be the Last?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on May 05, 2008, 06:00:19 PM
Last  post-consumer  Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 05, 2008, 08:02:11 PM
Last recycling is infinite Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 05, 2008, 09:47:12 PM
Last perpetual motion Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 05, 2008, 10:00:02 PM
Beware the recycled and zombified Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 05, 2008, 10:01:09 PM
Is that better from the Last vampire Post?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on May 05, 2008, 10:17:23 PM
Last Post-Apocalyptic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 05, 2008, 10:37:43 PM
The final Last Post IS the apocalypse
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on May 06, 2008, 02:59:14 AM
Well, my main box is still down-- it seems my old PCEx video card is too old/slow for it to work properly.  Apparently, it's (motherboard) not backwards compatable with older cards. 

So I ordered a new one.  ;D

Last stupid non-standard "standards" Post

I'm now typing on the main keyboard, on a piece of acrylic plastic stretched across my easy chair's arms.  The laptop is perched on a sawhorse, on which I affixed a small board.  The acrylic is wide enough to accomidate a female mouse, too.

Angle's not optimum, but having the keys in their proper places is heavenly.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on May 06, 2008, 04:28:59 AM
Last all non-standard equipment must conform to the non-standard standard Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on May 06, 2008, 07:41:39 AM
Arrrrrghhhhh.

Bank Holiday over - back to work.

Last Keep calm (http://www.keepcalmgallery.com/products/keep-calm-red/) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on May 06, 2008, 09:33:35 AM
Last bank shot in the corner pocket Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 06, 2008, 11:36:57 AM
(http://www.petebarrwatson.com/images/babel1.jpg)
http://www.petebarrwatson.com/images/babel1.jpg
Last Don't Panic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on May 06, 2008, 05:38:23 PM
Last   do you know where your towel is?   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on May 06, 2008, 07:17:18 PM
Last deposit a penny in the name of the restaurant at the end of the Universe Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 06, 2008, 11:13:38 PM
Will be substracted as fees, so you still won't be able to pay the bill

Last the food is not that good anyway Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 07, 2008, 12:51:54 AM
Last talking cows ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on May 07, 2008, 03:01:40 AM
Last Isn't this Hotblack's ship? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on May 07, 2008, 04:46:22 AM
Last any time can be tea time Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 07, 2008, 08:09:08 AM
Last global ban on use of fuel fantasy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 07, 2008, 12:35:17 PM
Totally off topic:
Is one of our siblings here good at drawing?
I would like to have a drawing (b/w) of a squid/calmar/cephalopod in tartan (=Scottish garb with kilt etc.) and playing the bagpipe.
The Choral Squids are now so into Scottish songs that I think about an extra songbook "Best of the Highland Squids" or "Swato's Tartan Squids" and need a cover illustration for that.
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For those from the Southern US: is bayou correctly pronounced BA-you or ba-YOU or are both versions common? (dictionaries differ here). Can bayou be used as a synonym (pars pro toto) for the swampy area around the actual waterway? In other words: Can "in the bayou" be used as shorthand for "in bayou country"?

Last tartan swamp Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on May 07, 2008, 03:02:49 PM
I've never heard "in the bayou country" but I've often heard "in the bayou", so I suppose with "bayou", "country" is assumed.

All I've ever heard with respect to bayou is in relation to New Orleans and vicinity-- swampy, wet, deeply wooded areas inland from the coast somewhat.   Water brackish or fresh, not salty. 

But, my experiences are limited to literature, so... they may be limited. :)

Last musings Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on May 07, 2008, 03:42:29 PM
I know only of muskeg, which is quite a different matter (still inland and swampy, though)


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 07, 2008, 04:12:48 PM
Vexingly all dictionaries I consulted define "bayou" as just the waterway itself while cultural references seem to take "bayou" for the typical swampy area connected with it. That difference would be purely academical to me, if the word would not be inevitable when dealing with Lovecraftian filking (especially because it can be used as an (imperfect) rhyme for Cthulhu).

Last I left the ship at Caillou Bay Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on May 07, 2008, 04:48:59 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk
Totally off topic:
Is one of our siblings here good at drawing?
I would like to have a drawing (b/w) of a squid/calmar/cephalopod in tartan (=Scottish garb with kilt etc.) and playing the bagpipe.
The Choral Squids are now so into Scottish songs that I think about an extra songbook "Best of the Highland Squids" or "Swato's Tartan Squids" and need a cover illustration for that.
If you can wait a couple weeks and no other artistes step swim forward, I'm willing to take a stab at it. Do you want a shaded, pencilly look or inked line drawing with stipply bits like the WSJ illustrations?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on May 07, 2008, 05:08:46 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk
Totally off topic:
Is one of our siblings here good at drawing?
I would like to have a drawing (b/w) of a squid/calmar/cephalopod in tartan (=Scottish garb with kilt etc.) and playing the bagpipe.
The Choral Squids are now so into Scottish songs that I think about an extra songbook "Best of the Highland Squids" or "Swato's Tartan Squids" and need a cover illustration for that.

The association of "cephalopod", "kilt" and "drawing" suggests Jennie Breeden....  hmm...  you'd have to talk her into it or get it done on commission.

Last beware the leafblower/bellows of DOOM Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on May 07, 2008, 06:44:58 PM
Last abandon all hope ye who enter here Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 07, 2008, 10:04:34 PM
Quote from: pieces o nine on May 07, 2008, 04:48:59 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk
Totally off topic:
Is one of our siblings here good at drawing?
I would like to have a drawing (b/w) of a squid/calmar/cephalopod in tartan (=Scottish garb with kilt etc.) and playing the bagpipe.
The Choral Squids are now so into Scottish songs that I think about an extra songbook "Best of the Highland Squids" or "Swato's Tartan Squids" and need a cover illustration for that.
If you can wait a couple weeks and no other artistes step swim forward, I'm willing to take a stab at it. Do you want a shaded, pencilly look or inked line drawing with stipply bits like the WSJ illustrations?

Pure b/w preferred without shading if possible, so it is not too dependent on printer used (and the file is smaller if it is monochrome). Pure line drawing also allows for possible coloration afterwards.

This (http://www.whaletimes.org/SQUID01.gif) would be a pretty good example, while this (http://www.thaifishingguide.com/images/techniques/saltwatertechniques/squid9.jpg) is a wonderful picture but would potentially mean later trouble.
The first one would also serve as a good standard for the level of realism intended, the second one is a bit too real to harmonize with kilt and pipes.

Last Squidland the Brave Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on May 08, 2008, 12:48:21 AM
Last this is quite amusing, really.  No, really, I find all the byline conversations on what is really a too-simple game thread to be more amusing that a really good joke. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 08, 2008, 01:21:43 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 07, 2008, 10:04:34 PM
I would like to have a drawing (b/w) of a squid/calmar/cephalopod in tartan (=Scottish garb with kilt etc.) and playing the bagpipe.
I'll give it a shot when I get a moment.

Last but it will take a while... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on May 08, 2008, 03:45:11 AM
About pronunciation of the word bayou...

New Orleans area  BAAAAH oh
Houston area  BYE oh
Back-swamp area Louisiana BAH oo (or coulee)
Back swamp area Texas bahYOO--slurred together into a word that comes out more like baiuuu

Linda Ronstadt singing a Roy Orbison song BYE OOOOOO

:mrgreen:


Last Some folks just say 'that big drainage ditch'. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 08, 2008, 10:40:55 AM
I'll use that as a licence to use it as it fits the verse, not he verse the "correct" sound.
One two, bayou
Oh no, bayou
Mayo bayou
:mrgreen:

Last in case of doubt claim that in Scottish pronounciation it rhymes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on May 09, 2008, 06:51:48 AM
Last Lewis Black is most amusing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 09, 2008, 08:55:41 AM
Last picture counting has reached 1000 Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 09, 2008, 11:25:25 PM
And for how many pictures do the links still work?

Last temporary connectivity and sour grapes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 09, 2008, 11:52:13 PM
"Always look at the bright side of life..."

Last #$%^&* connection to my DB Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 10, 2008, 12:25:45 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 09, 2008, 08:55:41 AM
Last picture counting has reached 1000 Post

To celebrate sound the siren for 1003 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last deedadeedadeeda Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on May 10, 2008, 12:58:27 AM
Last hungry, and I'm going to go out instead of eating in, so I get to contemplate WHAT SORT of food I'm going to consume Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 10, 2008, 01:47:27 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on May 09, 2008, 11:25:25 PM
And for how many pictures do the links still work?

Last temporary connectivity and sour grapes Post

Feel free to check :mrgreen:

Last and many numbers occured several times due to errors, multiple consecutive numbers etc. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 10, 2008, 03:01:51 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 10, 2008, 01:47:27 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on May 09, 2008, 11:25:25 PM
And for how many pictures do the links still work?

Feel free to check :mrgreen:

That was my subtle way of delegating to you :mrgreen:

Then I gave you a Hornblower to sound when you'd finished.

Last some folk just don't appreciate real generosity Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 10, 2008, 10:32:56 AM
What has the hero of C.S.Forester's novels to do with the picture counting thread ??? ?
Last you leave me confused again but that will not deter me from the Last Post pursuit Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on May 10, 2008, 01:51:50 PM
Last have to work on a Saturday--bleah-- Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on May 10, 2008, 04:32:46 PM
last me too!post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 10, 2008, 07:10:34 PM
Last there's three of us now, then Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 10, 2008, 11:16:32 PM
I have to finish this :puke: powerpoint presentation for Wednesday. I hate powerpoint and its philosophy :barf:
Printed or handdrawn slides don't need no stinking electronic projector* that as often as not refuses to take the signal from the computer.
Paper/foils or chalk also do not impose their aesthetic will on me or change the layout, if I change te computer.
Last fossile at work Post

*as opposed to the good old reliable overhead projector or the chalkboard
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on May 10, 2008, 11:25:44 PM
Resistance is futile. Your only choice is whether to be assimilated by Microsoft or Google.

Last time to head off to Bedfordshire. Bye for now Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 11, 2008, 12:02:29 AM
I can produce better slides with Word in far less time and print them out. The problem is the presentation since the overhead projector has become a rare item.
Why use slides at all? As my professor once quipped (or at least quoted): Do you have powerpoint or something to say?

Last and I hate the 20 minute format. Too long for an introduction, too short for a real lecture Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on May 11, 2008, 02:46:20 AM
Last I'm gonna go eat ice cream, because it's hot. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on May 11, 2008, 06:40:11 AM
One of the real pains about PowerPoint is the plethora of choices.

Most presenters who prepare their own cannot resist multiple fonts, multiple transitions, multiple backgrounds, multiple--multiple.

The actual content is lost in the "what's the next slide gonna be?  Which font?  Readable?  What background? How is it gonna transition to the next slide?" and such.

In otherwords-- noise.

I have taken several presentation classes back in college, and the rule was, keep it simple, keep it neat, and ONE point per slide.

DO NOT change the font-- UNLESS there is a major reason to do so, like say you're quoting an actual source.  Different sizes ONLY as appropriate.  Like large for chapter-titles, and so on.

DO NOT change the background color, unless you're changing to another major topic-thread (like a new CHAPTER for example). Or, if you've carefully crafted a color-coding system, say green for questions, red for quotes, etc.

DO NOT USE transitions.  Ever.  They are stupidly silly, and only make your slides look like a 10 year old "designed" it.

Sound effects-- right out.  YOU (the speaker) are the ONLY sound effect required.  Your voice IS the presentation-- the slideshow is for SUPPORT and ILLUSTRATION.    Sound effects make your slides appear to be designed by a 7 year old.

Hmmm.  What else?  Silly fonts?  Right-out.  Too hard to read.  Make you look like it was designed by a 5 year old.  In crayon.

Last hate badly designed powerpoint presentations Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 11, 2008, 10:30:24 AM
I use no background and as little colour as possible. I try to stick to 3 font sizes (title, text, caption) but find it difficult because the program tries to sneak its own preferences in (changing the master settings is not enough it seems).
A true problem is that the impression on the screen can be quite different from the projection. Barely readable text on the screen (only way to have the whole slide visible instead of only a part) can look oversized on the wall. One effect I do not understand is why pictures I do in Paint* often look fuzzy when I put them into other Microsoft programs (Word, Powerpoint).
I keep away from all highlighting effects, even useful ones (like enlarging the graphic I am talking about at the moment, so I could put all necessary graphs in one slide for comparision without risking that they get to small to see details).
In other words: There is no difference to printed transparent slides that I could produce easier in other ways.
Independent problem: I am no good at prepared speeches, so it usually is improvisation with just a handful of pre-thought sentences. But try to calculate the time to the minute with that!
This one is the dry run for the oral doctoral examination** (that consists of a 20 minutes presentation followed by grilling by 2 profs for about 40 minutes each)

Last btw, why do I talk about that in this thread? Post

*and Origin for data/graphic displays (OK in Word, not so in Powerpoint)
**likely sometime in June
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on May 11, 2008, 09:53:57 PM
Last I'm amused again at my sibs and myself's ability to hijack any thread for whatever it is that's firmly on their minds Post

Sometimes the Last Post game is THE source of the best info, here.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 11, 2008, 10:39:58 PM
Last I just assume most sibs cannot see new topic icon Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 12, 2008, 12:03:50 PM
Or they fear that the new topic will be overlooked or not gather enough postings to keep it from sinking. Much better to threadjack a successful thread and ask for a thread split, if the topic turns out to be popular.

Last the cancer theory of thread topics Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 12, 2008, 06:13:02 PM
But no one could split the

LAST POST
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on May 12, 2008, 06:23:07 PM
What, like this?

(http://img2.timeinc.net/toh/i/a/solutions/split-logs-01.jpg)

Last

----SPLIT-----

Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 12, 2008, 06:31:47 PM
No not like that

LAST POST
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 12, 2008, 09:39:56 PM
That atom may be split, the Last Post never!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on May 13, 2008, 02:20:38 AM
Really?

How about this: 

Last.......
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on May 13, 2008, 02:20:48 AM
....... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on May 13, 2008, 05:56:45 AM
Last This forum has turned thread drift into an art form. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on May 13, 2008, 11:35:34 AM
Last I'm now on my 20" flat panel widescreen Post

All I can say is.... wow.  Vivid colors.  Crisp letters.

Wow.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 13, 2008, 12:01:50 PM
Well, at my time we had to use clay tablets and reed.
While I may accept this modern paper thing, flatscreens are right out.

Last Give me parchement or give me beef/veal! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on May 13, 2008, 12:30:35 PM
Last posting over breakfast Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 13, 2008, 02:38:03 PM
Is that a breakfas with big tea?  ;)

Last pedantic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 13, 2008, 06:14:03 PM
I'm not hungry, I just want to have lunch (out of habit I guess and an unrelenting desire to eat).

Last I'm thinking on skipping it... if I can Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 13, 2008, 10:54:17 PM
So you plan to l(a)unch the skip?
Last lateveningodawfulaughter Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on May 15, 2008, 05:41:54 AM
Last Goin' to have my ultras sounded tomorrow...blech Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on May 15, 2008, 07:20:53 AM
Last before bed--gosh, it's 1:30am and I gotta get UP tomorrow Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 15, 2008, 02:12:48 PM
Quote from: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on May 15, 2008, 07:20:53 AM
Last before bed--gosh, it's 1:30am and I gotta get UP tomorrow Post
Who quotes me there?  :mrgreen:

Last same with me yesterday at that timePost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 16, 2008, 12:50:53 AM

Last the post gets later and later here Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on May 16, 2008, 03:23:09 AM
Last I'm to bed early*, t'night Post






* well, that's the story, and I'm sticking with it
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on May 16, 2008, 04:14:32 AM
Last NO MORE INSOMNIA, PLEASE! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on May 16, 2008, 06:38:05 PM
Well, it's noonish.

So, hopefully it's hot enough to fine-tune an A/C unit.

I don't know what's wrong-- it may need replacement.

But, I must call first--hopefully someone will be available.   It's a referral from a very happy repeat customer.  Best put on my good clothes.  :ROFL:

Last :ROFL: Post


(good clothes....THAT is too funny. As if I have any of those....)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 16, 2008, 09:05:04 PM
You could send somebody who owns some.

Last or put on a very upper-class British accent Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 16, 2008, 09:24:43 PM
Last Post in a long time...


Last finally here again Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on May 17, 2008, 02:00:44 AM
Fixed the A/C.  Was 2 issues:  bad fan motor (common) and negligent "service" by the previous "serviceman".

He had blown out the high-line's shrader valve (exactly like a tire valve) and for whatever reason did not replace it.  It's not a hard task-- you just need a valve-extractor tool-- a very inexpensive item.  And a replacement valve, worth about $0.29.

His "fix" was to put on a brass cap-- but he failed to tighten it properly!  Hand-tight, only!  Idiot.  Brass caps must be wrench-tightened 1/4 turn, minimum.  He was likely used to the cheapo plastic ones.... (I always replace those with brass caps, because the plastic ones leak.  I buy the brass ones by the gross....)

So.  New motor (was Carrier-brand, and oddball speed, so had to use genuine Carrier motor, aprox $100 more than generic one) $170

Vaccum system to remove moisture, then replace freon 4lbs, @$15/lb, $60

Labor.

All told bill was more than $350, but I gave a first-time customer discount, $50 off.  'Sides, she was retired, and not made of money.  $300 was still more than I wanted to charge, but that was what it cost.

On the other hand, I will make that $50 back in more refferals, and when she elects to replace that unit, I imagine she will use my company.... I see it as an investment.  ;D

Last love to help people keep cool Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 17, 2008, 02:14:48 AM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 16, 2008, 09:24:43 PM
Last Post in a long time...


Last finally here again Post

A (http://www.bellaitalia-kempten.de/cms/bilder/toast.jpg) to (http://img.pixelsucht.de/bier/bier075.jpg)

(http://www.gernot-brueck.de/custom/Z-JamesLast2.jpg) (http://www.emailleschilder.com/fotos-a/post-klein.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 17, 2008, 02:56:37 AM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 16, 2008, 09:24:43 PM
Last finally here again Post
Last Welcome Back! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 17, 2008, 10:08:12 AM
Last trying to figure out why I left my nice bed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 17, 2008, 12:01:46 PM
Wein, Weib, Gesang
Theoretically all can be done while in bed but only for the middle one it is considered good style
Last full of vices Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 17, 2008, 03:14:31 PM
"Weib" is at her parents' for the weekend (like every weekend)
"Wein" is lacking in my home at the moment
"Gesang" is not funny when the "Wein" is missing


Last I guess I'll hit the books Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 18, 2008, 12:09:44 AM
Those about oinology, tantra and choral counterpoint? :mrgreen:

Last where are the lyrics for that Wein,Weib,Gesang song? Post

Wir lieben sehr im Herzen drei schöne Dinge fein.
Sie wenden Leid und Schmerzen, wenn sie beisammen sein:
Die liebliche MUSIK, ein freundlicher ANBLICK,
dazu ein frischer kühler WEIN.
Das sind drei-gute-Dinge-fein, damit ich mich erquick!

Das erste tun uns machen die INSTRUMENTE gut,
welche zu diesen Sachen die Kunst bereiten tut.
Das andere bietet fein, ein zartes JUNGFRÄULEIN,
das dritte unser WIRT uns beut, seid fröhlich drum
zu dieser Zeit. - Fahr hin Trauer und Leid!

http://wso.williams.edu/cpdl/sheet/frid-wir.pdf
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on May 18, 2008, 04:30:51 AM
I do not dare Babblefish that.

And so

-throws chai-ginger-chocolate bar at Swato, and flees with Last Post in tow as he stares confusedly at Scribble's weapon of choice-
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 18, 2008, 10:19:07 AM
The Babelfish does quite a good job in this case actually
It even got some words right that I doubted it would know at all

Quote
We love very in the heart three beautiful things finely. They turn wrong and pain, if them together its: The lovely MUSIC, a friendly SIGHT, in addition a fresh coolly WINE. Those are three good hire fine, so that I refresh yourself! Us make good the INSTRUMENTS do first, which prepare the art to these things do. The other one offers finely, tender YOUNG MS, whom third our LANDLORD us hive, is merry drum* at this time. - drive mourning and wrong!

*not the instrument, "drum" is an old form of "darum" (=therefore)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on May 18, 2008, 07:48:17 PM
Last watching a silly ancient vampire movie The Fearless Vampire Killers on TV Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 18, 2008, 08:21:28 PM
Personally I think that movie is overrated
There are much worse vampire movies (and horror comedies) of course but I don't think this one deserves its legendary reputation.
Even the famous ballroom scene has been pioneered by others (Hammer's Kiss of the Vampire is named as the inspiration for that). Many of the gags would be marvelous as solitary sketches but in my opinion can't carry the movie over its full length.

Last I try to imagine Charlie Chaplin in a vampire movie Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 18, 2008, 08:35:00 PM
ZIP ZAP ZANG!


last hit and run plug (http://toadfishmonastery.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=32&topic=1348.0) post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 18, 2008, 10:29:32 PM
Shameful!  ;)

Last welcome back, please stay Q Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 18, 2008, 11:50:55 PM
tsk tsk indeed.

Last I'm always here. I simply am sometimes more ethereal than other times post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 19, 2008, 01:00:36 AM
Q is a given.

Last at the end of my tether Post

**tosses some danish to the Q**
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 19, 2008, 02:29:48 AM
*jump*

*catch*

*judge votes 10*

last even the Russian judge post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 19, 2008, 10:39:33 AM
Just don't expect anything from the Austrian judge, at least if it is a singing/chanson contest.
Welcome back to the world of the posting, Qwerty!

Last See the qwertying sibling cometh Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 19, 2008, 11:46:31 AM
cometh, cameth, goneth.

last too cool for school post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 19, 2008, 12:07:49 PM
I thought that was came, saw, conquered.
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 19, 2008, 07:38:29 PM
I came.

I saw.

I broke a hip

last Johnny Bravo ftw post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on May 19, 2008, 09:08:51 PM
Ah! Teh Q, it's posting!!

Last Hi Q Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 19, 2008, 11:18:10 PM
How do we prevent him from escaping again? :mrgreen:
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on May 20, 2008, 12:38:56 AM
Last two houses cooler, now, but EACH had 2 A/C units-- double the work Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 20, 2008, 12:47:17 AM
postpostpostpostpost!

last 'lo C post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 20, 2008, 02:33:24 AM
Is that a post-post?

Last and this is a pre-post... for the next Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 20, 2008, 03:55:18 AM
but if this is the next post, but also the present post, when does it become the past post?

last past participle post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on May 20, 2008, 04:02:06 AM
Now.  Now it becomes the past-post

THIS is the Last present Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 20, 2008, 11:41:30 AM
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 20, 2008, 01:20:25 PM
Look! A sail!

Last and where is the boat? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on May 20, 2008, 04:39:10 PM
Woot. That made me dizzy.

Ummm OK, I am generally pretty dizzy but that made me dizzier!!

Last Somebody hold my brains in, please. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 20, 2008, 04:42:35 PM
LastLastLastLastLastLastLastLastLastLastLastLastLastLastLastLastLastLastLastLast
PostPostPostPostPostPostPostPostPostPostPostPostPostPostPostPostPostPostPostPost

That Better?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 20, 2008, 05:22:20 PM
A constantly rolling perpetual Last Post machine is an impossible concept.

Whereas this might well be the

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 20, 2008, 05:32:36 PM
The ultimate (Last) Post machine?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 20, 2008, 05:37:41 PM
LastLastLastLastLastLastLastLastLastLastLastLastLastLastLastLastLastLastLastLastPostPostPostPostPostPostPostPostPostPostPostPostPostPostPostPostPostPostPostPost_________
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Unfortunately there seems to be no left to right option.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on May 20, 2008, 07:07:42 PM
Last queasy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 20, 2008, 07:35:00 PM
Swato, killing you would be justifiable homicide.

last or justifiable fungicide post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on May 21, 2008, 04:45:20 AM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 20, 2008, 07:35:00 PM
Swato, killing you would be justifiable homicide.

last or justifiable fungicide post

Nuh-huh!!

Don' be killin' no Swatos, Q-baby. I'ma hafta hurtcha...

Last  :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 21, 2008, 10:55:55 AM
The squids will be out for revenge!
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 21, 2008, 07:34:51 PM
flanked in all directions!

last I will have to become a black hole in order to flee post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 21, 2008, 09:19:14 PM
Swato, I think you have way too much free time... ;-D


Last but you don't have the last post Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 21, 2008, 09:35:11 PM
course he doesn't

last I do post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 21, 2008, 10:36:15 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 21, 2008, 09:19:14 PM
Swato, I think you have way too much free time... ;-D


Last but you don't have the last post Post

Well, for a week or so I am/was mostly occupied by trying to get three professors to agree on a date for my PhD oral exam*.
And since the thesis has to have that date on the cover I could not file it yet.
At last it has been set on 7.7. and I will be able to get rid of that superfluous paper.
Apart from that my parents come home fom vacation this night (in 1-2 hours that is) and I will not be able to sit in front of this PC all day (since it is my father's, mine has no net connection).
Last unmoving Post

*Profs are a migratory species and tend to be all over the world on a regular base. And currently there seems to be the main migration season (followed by holiday season in July)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 21, 2008, 10:42:27 PM
tasty tasty

last obligatory post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 21, 2008, 11:17:04 PM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 21, 2008, 10:42:27 PM
tasty tasty

last obligatory post

What are you talking about? I have not engaged* the pie-thrower yet.

Last Fetchez la vache! Post

*this is not implying indecent relationships with inamnimate objects
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on May 22, 2008, 07:20:37 AM
Last still beating on my PC Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on May 22, 2008, 07:32:20 AM
Last Who am I and where are we going in this handbasket? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 22, 2008, 10:20:44 AM
To my knowledge you are the Supreme Life President of Hell and this is your official mode of transport :mrgreen:
You are not Ronald Reagan!

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on May 22, 2008, 03:57:11 PM
a nice number
for the
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 22, 2008, 06:00:49 PM
Still 11 to perfume
http://www.m-w.de/images/produkte/4711.jpg

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 22, 2008, 11:35:58 PM
Van Halen, clearly, is the epitome of music theory.

(when compared to Eifel 65, Haddaway, and Journey)

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 22, 2008, 11:56:38 PM
You mean Eddie?

Last guitar solo Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 23, 2008, 01:41:41 AM
actually piano/syth. but that's all I've worked on yet, the synth solo and stuff. guitar is impressive, but haven't seen the notes on it.

last and I wouldn't know how hard it is to play on guitar, relatively speaking post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on May 23, 2008, 03:06:55 AM
Everything is hard on the guitar, especially if you're dyslexic and have arthritis...

Last Damn, I'm not just weird, I'm old!! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 23, 2008, 09:14:13 AM
I am obviously dyslexic too, confusing 47 and 74 (see above). Fortunately it was not while shopping for Kalashnikov ammo.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on May 23, 2008, 06:57:55 PM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 23, 2008, 01:41:41 AM
actually piano/syth. but that's all I've worked on yet, the synth solo and stuff. guitar is impressive, but haven't seen the notes on it.

last and I wouldn't know how hard it is to play on guitar, relatively speaking post
Quote from: Sibling Chatty on May 23, 2008, 03:06:55 AM
Everything is hard on the guitar, especially if you're dyslexic and have arthritis...

Last Damn, I'm not just weird, I'm old!! Post

I used to play the guitar.

Then I chopped my left-forefinger nearly off, and part of my left thumb nearly off.   Nearly.  They re-stitched'em both back-- badly.   The finger's first joint up from the base of the hand is non-functional (pretty much). The last joint is only about 30% functional.  Thus, that finger won't curl around the guitar neck.  As for the thumb, it's only joint is worse than either of the finger's, so it's sorta-straight-out. 

Idiot surgeon.  Was worried about LOOKS and NOTHING SAID for UTILITY.   (hates'em, all....ivory tower idiots...)  Had _I_ been consulted, BOTH finger AND thumb would've been permanently bent at an angle.  The thumb especially---

Try it:  use either hand to pick up literally ANYTHING.  The times your thumb is STRAIGHT versus when it's BENT?  At LEAST 1000-to-1 bent.  And the few times it's straight, you can roll/rotate your thumb a bit and it works ANYWAY.   Just TRY to pick up something with a bit'o'weight and keep your thumb STRAIGHT.  You'll be droppin' it straight-away.

*bleah*

Last can't play guitar anymore lament* Post


* course I had a roommate what claimed I couldn't play it before the accident..... But he jest dint' appreciate me talents at improvisin' an' all... I used to play at camps an' all, and noone complained there.  Well, not much, they dint'  mostly 'cause I refused to learn how to play "stairway to heaven"....
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on May 23, 2008, 06:59:11 PM
Post
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 23, 2008, 09:14:13 AM
I am obviously dyslexic too, confusing 47 and 74 (see above). Fortunately it was not while shopping for Kalashnikov ammo.

Last (http://www.military.cz/russia/weapons/guns/ak-47/ak74.jpg) Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 24, 2008, 09:39:05 AM
Who spoilt the looks of that pretty gun by putting all those attachments on it and replacing the wooden parts with plastic?

Last same applies to many celebrities Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 24, 2008, 01:52:21 PM
You prefer them naked?

Last au naturelle Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on May 24, 2008, 04:04:48 PM
Naaah.  Many celebs look BETTER with plastic-parts, rather than their old wooden parts....

Especially faces--- too many "celebrities" with wooden faces as it is.

My favorite kind?  Those that are ONLY "famous" BECAUSE THEY ARE FAMOUS!

Partial Hilty-something-something?  Anyway, HER. 

Last silly-silly self-important people Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on May 24, 2008, 11:16:31 PM
I wonder if celeb faces feel like hot silicon--sort of sticky and soft and weird.

Last eww Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 25, 2008, 09:06:36 AM
Easiest way to find out should be the wetting (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wetting) test. That has the advantage that one has not to come in direct contact.

Last do we need cycorg celebrities? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on May 26, 2008, 05:00:09 AM
Last Celebrities should be paid no more than teachers, and their excess 'income' be used for education. Post

(No, that's not communism, that's common sense-isim. Most celebs want the adulation as much or more than the money.)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 26, 2008, 06:00:31 AM
Last what would adulation without money be like? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 26, 2008, 08:55:41 AM
ululation, I fear
Last howling Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on May 26, 2008, 08:24:10 PM
Last aaaah, a return to the old days when actors were just paid personages of studios--and worked like dogs, too... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on May 26, 2008, 09:28:55 PM
Last when men were real men, when women were real women, and when small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 26, 2008, 09:30:40 PM
The golden age, when stars could act
The silver age, when the US provided the stars and the UK the actors
The tin age, when special effects took over plot and acting but some actors did their own stunts
The coming age, when the stars of old are revived by (tech) wizardry and most current actors and stars go into unemployment because they can't compete (at least as far as quality is concerned)

Last there will be a film with the three great Draculas* together and Karloff and Ogle meeting in a battle of Frankenstein's monsters Post

*Schreck, Lugosi, Lee

preemptive edit: and before those furry creatures turned into Ewoks
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on May 26, 2008, 11:10:21 PM
Some day, a prospective actor will "sign up" with a studio, to sell his/her visage, words, and such.

They will go into that studio, and read a series of standard texts and walk a series of standard walks, and move in a series of standard moves.

All will be recorded and digitized in the extreme.

Then, the actor will be paid, and that will be that.

Their persona will be managed inside of huge (in computation, not in size) digital machines, manipulated to say whatever the director desires, in whatever mode is needed for the script.

Nudity will be common-place, because it won't be the "real" nude bodies of the actors-- just digitized "realizations".

Gone will be the occasional mole, wart, scar or other imperfection.  Also gone will be the occasional droopy body-part, the bit of roll-of-flesh, the "see, we're human too" parts.

All idealized in a Perfect Rendition.

Then..... after many years of THAT.....

.... a revolution.  Film WITH warts, fat-rolls, droopy-bits, grey hair, balding heads, deliberately re-inserted, in a "return" to "real" cinema. 

But, alas, not with real actors, I'm afraid. 

Last except in indie films, of course... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 27, 2008, 01:55:54 PM
Last Life is a One Act Play Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 27, 2008, 03:46:56 PM
Last at least nobody told us about the following acts. And the handout script for the first act is also incomplete Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on May 28, 2008, 05:52:50 AM
Last Trans-Siberian Orchestra Post

Go Christmas Eve and other stories from here (http://www.trans-siberian.com/multimedia/video.shtml)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on May 28, 2008, 06:16:33 AM
Quote from: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on May 28, 2008, 05:52:50 AM
Last Trans-Siberian Orchestra Post

Go Christmas Eve and other stories from here (http://www.trans-siberian.com/multimedia/video.shtml)

Dad read aloud the entire story in the liner notes a couple of Christmas Eve's ago...

First Last Post in a while
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on May 28, 2008, 07:42:08 AM
Last I need sleep...anybody have some to spare? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 28, 2008, 09:34:57 AM
Somebody nicked mine, so I can't mail it to you, Auntie.

Last insomniac maniac niac niac niac Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on May 29, 2008, 03:25:33 AM
Chatty, I can send some, but it'll all be after six am. You'll get plenty of sleep though--six or seven hours, if not more.


Last how does one send sleep? Overnight delivery? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on May 29, 2008, 04:17:47 AM
Last Dan's got it covered. He's got the sledgehammer on stand-by... Post

:o
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on May 29, 2008, 04:35:20 AM
Quote from: Sibling Chatty on May 28, 2008, 07:42:08 AM
Last I need sleep...anybody have some to spare? Post

You can have mine...  unless you can send me some spare hours to get it.

Last soooo sleeeeeepy..... up at 5 am tomorrow Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on May 29, 2008, 12:12:50 PM
With all the not doing very much, I have plenty to spare. Simply send an SAE to PO Box 42.


Last must do stuff, inactivity is depressing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 29, 2008, 12:16:13 PM
I know that I am getting old a wee bit soon. I get totally sleepy a certain time after meals for some time  now (but not after the last meal of the day) but without being able to actually sleep. It's getting unconscious for a few seconds at a time and needing about twice that time to be "fully there" again. The only countermeasure is to do something manually (playing a computer game, yes; reading or watching a movie, no).

Last maybe change to interactive movies Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on May 30, 2008, 04:31:41 AM
Last catching up on Toadfish stuff-- nice.  Soothing.  Comfort-food for my Brain.  Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on May 30, 2008, 04:50:36 AM
Last Excited and freaking out in a good way. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 30, 2008, 07:21:48 AM
Have not slept well and far too short.
I declare a universal sleep shortage crisis
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on May 30, 2008, 01:26:26 PM
Sleep shortage?  I'm in.

Last not enough sleep, either Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 30, 2008, 06:10:32 PM
Now we have to find out who makes fuel from our diverted sleep.

Last chrrrrrrrr! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on June 01, 2008, 09:21:06 PM
Last I have some Atarax, so I can haz naptiemz? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on June 01, 2008, 09:47:11 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 30, 2008, 06:10:32 PM
Now we have to find out who makes fuel from our diverted sleep.

The androids who dream of electric sheep and last posts.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on June 02, 2008, 02:52:05 AM
Make Room! Make Room!

Last obscure title's of books-into-movies Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 02, 2008, 10:28:12 AM
Mellow greetings, citizen. What seems to be your Last Post boggle?

I think the German version is even better
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 02, 2008, 12:14:24 PM
That was to obscure for me.

Last what happened to the movie games? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 02, 2008, 02:04:47 PM
Well, that quote is from Demolition Man and seems to have developed a life of its own.
There have been no new guesses in the quizzy quizzes thread for quite some time adn I refuse to give more himts without any guesses.
I have not yet found the opportunity to upload new pictures for Guess the Movie and/or the DVDs I watched lately were of films that were either too easy or too obscure. I seem to be the only one here with a faible for Mario Bava :(
Last not to forget some pictures that would violate the informal posting rules Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on June 02, 2008, 03:39:15 PM
I personally enjoy the term "citizeness."

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on June 02, 2008, 07:12:04 PM
Last Soilent Green Post


(in an answer to my previous Last Post implied question)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on June 02, 2008, 07:34:19 PM
Last loud green post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 02, 2008, 08:03:44 PM
Last Lady Mondegreen Post
and not to forget the Dönertier
(http://www.tripple.net/img/upf45872-2005-6-6-47-11-doener.jpg)
http://www.tripple.net/img/upf45872-2005-6-6-47-11-doener.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on June 02, 2008, 08:09:29 PM
Oh no! It's back! After all these months...

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 02, 2008, 08:55:37 PM
That was the intention

Last* Return of the Dönertier Post

*next time it will not be return but bride, son, revenge etc.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on June 02, 2008, 11:18:43 PM
Last Beats the hell out of a pic of a Wild Nauga Post

http://www.naugahyde.com/history.html
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on June 02, 2008, 11:39:17 PM
Beware the wild and wooly Domo-kun.

(http://technabob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/domo_kun.jpg)


Last this is your last warning Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on June 03, 2008, 12:59:40 AM
I find the Dönertier infinitely more disturbing.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on June 03, 2008, 03:54:31 AM
Last Post*

* no words inside, this time. None at all.  In spite of my proclivity for long, wordy inclusions, there are none for this one.  I decided that I write way too much in this thread as it is, and I should seriously consider cutting back on my actual word-count.

Speaking of counts, there was a tale of a Count, who had a strong affinity for red wine.  That was all he would drink, morning, noon and evening supper.  Had to be a dark, rich, full-bodied red wine.  I suppose he liked the color red.

Which takes me to the current political climate.  It's just not the same without the Red Scare to have as a serious enemy.  I mean, back in the Day, when the USSR was THE EVIL in the world, things were much, much simpler to decide.   Did the candidate take the Red Scare seriously or not? 

And while I'm on a serious subject, I've only just now realized how seriously I've run-on and on and on.

Seriously.

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 03, 2008, 10:26:27 AM
Do you prefer the Wolpertinger?
(http://www.baviera-turismo.com/wolpertinger2.jpg)
http://www.baviera-turismo.com/wolpertinger2.jpg

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on June 03, 2008, 03:27:57 PM
Well, I'm sure to see one of those in real life soon, but it might be a bit longer before I encounter a Dönertier.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 03, 2008, 07:44:05 PM
At least not one still alive
The way most people encounter it is like this: (http://www.mercan-doener.de/spain/grafiken/doener_koch.jpg)

Last in China this is seen as typical German food Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on June 03, 2008, 08:22:55 PM
I wonder if there will ever be a market for American "Chinese" food in China.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 04, 2008, 11:10:33 AM
Well, most people think Chop Suey is Chinese although it is purely American (and seen as such in China. The first American restaurant in China served it as an American specialty)

Last but is the hamburger from Hamburg or originally made from ham? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on June 04, 2008, 03:05:21 PM
Quote from: Alpaca on June 03, 2008, 08:22:55 PM
I wonder if there will ever be a market for American "Chinese" food in China.

Last post.

As much as there is for Taco Bell in Mexico, I would think.

Last and there is a market for that, surprisingly Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 04, 2008, 03:38:47 PM
"German"* food has been sptted in Northern Germany too  :mrgreen:
Last exotic food Post

*i.e.a selection of Bavarian cliche dishes
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 06, 2008, 10:18:15 AM
Btw, there is a new guess the movie challenge up
Not the Last Post, just a vanity announcement
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on June 06, 2008, 06:19:02 PM
Oh, well, then this must be the last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 06, 2008, 07:23:06 PM
It was.

Last "I want to thank my sponsors, my manager Billy, my mom..." Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 07, 2008, 02:33:15 AM
Hey, you forgot to thank me so the

Last Post is mine
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on June 07, 2008, 07:20:39 AM
ZOINK!!

Last WAS YOURS Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 07, 2008, 09:56:27 AM
http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/spwalls/nemo/finding_nemo_gull_m.jpg
Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
Last Mine! Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 07, 2008, 04:07:53 PM
Gulls are thieves.

Last Robin Hood Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 07, 2008, 04:21:07 PM
Chaffinches are bullies.

Last Maid Marion Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 07, 2008, 05:39:33 PM
Marion M. Morrison was not a girl
Last Johnny got his gun Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 07, 2008, 07:25:13 PM
Johnny Walker?

Last alcoholic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 07, 2008, 07:38:37 PM
Either he goes or Laura
Last Shrub Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on June 07, 2008, 11:55:50 PM
Last I'm now hungry, but my refrig may be dying Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on June 08, 2008, 02:21:27 AM
Bob...you live in Tulsa.  Just call Oral Roberts to come lay hands on it.

Last faith healing Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 08, 2008, 09:42:02 AM
I remember a Gary Larson cartoon with a guy exorcising evil spirits from domestic appliances

Last possessed vacuum cleaner Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 08, 2008, 05:10:17 PM
Mine is moving by itself, do you think is possessed?

Last the power of Roomba Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 08, 2008, 06:29:05 PM
Are you sure it is the appliance and not the world moving?

Last Eppur si muove Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 08, 2008, 08:08:14 PM
That's relative.

Last point of reference Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on June 08, 2008, 09:51:08 PM
So's Incest.

Last it's all relative Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 09, 2008, 08:22:09 AM
And private
Last lat.: privare = to rob* Post

*privatum would therefore be stolen goods. Those Romans knew that private property is theft.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 09, 2008, 05:04:43 PM
Hence their revolutions?

Last Goat will be happy to know Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 09, 2008, 06:23:00 PM

Last 33 rpm Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on June 09, 2008, 10:25:45 PM
The phrase "the whole nine yards" refers to kiltmaking, does it not?

Last and not to underacheiver football Post
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Post by: Alpaca on June 10, 2008, 05:00:43 AM
Oh, my, are we getting on to page 500 of the last post?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on June 10, 2008, 07:17:58 AM
A post or two yet I think.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 10, 2008, 08:45:47 AM
We aim for the 10000th Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 10, 2008, 02:37:21 PM
Aim?

Last perhaps benchmark Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on June 10, 2008, 04:16:32 PM
Well, halfway there, then,

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 10, 2008, 04:23:30 PM
Let a million Last Posts bloom!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on June 10, 2008, 08:17:58 PM
We're 7.488% of the way there!

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 10, 2008, 11:58:56 PM
"The long and winding road..."

Last getting there Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on June 11, 2008, 06:04:49 AM
Last keep those cards and letters coming Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 11, 2008, 07:56:29 AM
Uniteed for the international Last revolting Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on June 11, 2008, 12:45:50 PM
it is not revolting. The LP is a delicate, fluffy creature, who needs love.

Last just ignore the nasty man, dear Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on June 11, 2008, 01:16:25 PM
Help! The peasants are revolting!

Yeah, man, they sure are revolting.

Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on June 11, 2008, 01:51:28 PM
Revolting or no, we gotta love them peasants....


Last ...,said the giant man-eating monster Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 11, 2008, 03:52:24 PM
Better'n snozzcumbers, anyhoo...


Last BFG Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on June 12, 2008, 09:11:55 AM
Last meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 12, 2008, 11:58:14 AM
Last are we in Bambie meets Godzilla territory here? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 12, 2008, 02:28:18 PM
Last mmm....   bambi..... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 13, 2008, 12:25:51 AM
Poor Bambi almost went to a convention.

Last but the radiator had to be replaced Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on June 13, 2008, 12:43:21 AM
Last Bambi's revenge Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 13, 2008, 06:16:09 AM
Last Bambino Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on June 13, 2008, 07:30:38 AM
Last Babe Ruth hits another homer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 13, 2008, 10:33:54 AM
Last Was it Homer Simpson or Homer the blind poet? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on June 13, 2008, 03:13:16 PM
Last it's breakfast-time, so I think I'll have........Donuts!!! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 13, 2008, 04:45:53 PM
The Simpson apparently.

Last Isn't the blind guy a myth? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 13, 2008, 07:43:44 PM
Don't know for sure. His agent doesn't answer calls and the marketing department may not be trustworthy on this.

Last One could aks that Hesiod guy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 13, 2008, 08:14:43 PM
All of them were smoking something.
Quote from: TimaeusFor it is related in our records how once upon a time your State stayed the course of a mighty host, which, starting from a distant point in the Atlantic ocean, was insolently advancing to attack the whole of Europe, and Asia to boot. For the ocean there was at that time navigable; for in front of the mouth which you Greeks call, as you say, 'the pillars of Heracles,' there lay an island which was larger than Libya and Asia together; and it was possible for the travelers of that time to cross from it to the other islands, and from the islands to the whole of the continent over against them which encompasses that veritable ocean. For all that we have here, lying within the mouth of which we speak, is evidently a haven having a narrow entrance; but that yonder is a real ocean, and the land surrounding it may most rightly be called, in the fullest and truest sense, a continent. Now in this island of Atlantis there existed a confederation of kings, of great and marvelous power, which held sway over all the island, and over many other islands also and parts of the continent.
Last or was Plato predicting something? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 13, 2008, 08:47:23 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 13, 2008, 08:14:43 PM

Last or was Plato predicting something? Post


Last no, that was Cassandra Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on June 13, 2008, 11:04:40 PM
The Last Oracle of Delphi Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 14, 2008, 10:33:35 AM
The Pythia was definitely smoking something. She sat on a tripod over a volcanic vent, for that-higher-being-we-worship's sake!

Last and spoke in riddles Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on June 14, 2008, 09:39:13 PM
Last it's hot-- and an A/C broke, so there goes my afternoon Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 15, 2008, 03:24:56 AM
Last might explain Tiresias, too Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on June 15, 2008, 04:34:43 AM
Last makes you wonder what all those Biblical prophets were inhaling Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 15, 2008, 09:44:37 AM
If I remember correctly, Tiresias had two sex changes in his life and was therefore called as arbiter in a divine dispute about which sex enjoys sex more. Since one party did not like the answer, it punished ol'T. with blindness.

Last those Greeks were perverts! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on June 15, 2008, 04:39:01 PM
Last the original olympics were restricted to men only, and all in the nude Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 15, 2008, 05:08:15 PM
And the sports field was the gymnasium (Greek: gymnos = naked). Which is also the term used in Germany for grammar school.
Last but there is no (official) unclothed activity there Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 16, 2008, 04:10:40 AM
You reminded me of the ladies PE gymnastics exams in highschool.

Last no nakedness, just wishes ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on June 16, 2008, 06:38:08 AM
Ah, yes.  Teenage boy dreams of the girls' locker room.

Last boyhood fantasies Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on June 16, 2008, 06:53:11 AM
Sort of like the opening of the original Carrie movie-- well up to a point anyway


Last  Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 16, 2008, 10:17:06 AM
Carrie On - The Gymanisum? ;) :mrgreen:
Last bad pun, the other sort of spam Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 16, 2008, 06:58:11 PM
Last thought that was meat? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 16, 2008, 07:40:28 PM
Last meat or beef? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on June 17, 2008, 01:01:12 AM
Last frustrating day-- too much rain for work, but people expecting me to work IN the rain anyway....too bad for them Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 17, 2008, 09:37:37 AM
Maybe you should become like the master fencer from the fairy tale. His blade was so fast that each drop would be stabbed before it could wet him.
Last his brother could shoe a running horse Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 18, 2008, 08:35:28 AM
Haven't heard that story.

Last 'm distracted Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 18, 2008, 11:04:39 AM
And the third brother could shave a running hare.

It's the Grimm fairy tale Die Drei Brüder (The Three Brothers)
http://www.candlelightstories.com/Grimms/TheThreeBrothers.htm

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on June 18, 2008, 04:05:11 PM
Last :coffeemug: waiting for the coffee to be ready :coffeemug: :coffeemug: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 19, 2008, 04:06:44 AM
Last That's the longest wait there is outside the DMV Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on June 19, 2008, 04:10:06 AM
Last just watched the Simpson's Movie Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 19, 2008, 10:50:34 AM
Nice use of the Marseillaise there :mrgreen:
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 19, 2008, 08:06:47 PM
Yoink!


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 19, 2008, 09:22:25 PM
A les enfants de la patrieeeee...

Last better than 'Jose can you seee...'? ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on June 19, 2008, 09:53:43 PM
Last e-mail again....yaaay! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 20, 2008, 10:14:15 AM
Jose can you see is about a failed rocket attack (those were not signal rockets), La Marseillaise is about cloth-staining, noise pollution and a controversial method of agricultural fertilizing.

Last they could have chosen Ça Ira* instead Post

*About the exploits of Zaira the Lantern Girl, I presume
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 20, 2008, 08:52:50 PM
Regardless of the words Spain's is a good one

Last wasn't that wrote by Haydn? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on June 20, 2008, 11:34:45 PM
Last cut'm finger on old stupid badly designed package unit today.....ouch....let it bleed profusely to clean out any possible contamination....several ounces of blood later...band-aid Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 21, 2008, 11:13:18 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 20, 2008, 08:52:50 PM
Regardless of the words Spain's is a good one

Last wasn't that wrote by Haydn? Post
What are the lyrics to Mendelssohn Songs Without Words? ;)

Last I think Uruguay hs the best anthem Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on June 21, 2008, 10:59:53 PM
Last 1/2 of a lazy saturday is bettern' none Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 22, 2008, 01:21:59 AM

Last I HATE football Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on June 22, 2008, 01:55:31 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on June 22, 2008, 01:21:59 AM

Last I HATE football Post

Last what's this "football" of which you speak?  My cable box has ALL the sports channels filtered out-- I don't even see'em in the lineup at all Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 22, 2008, 10:16:02 AM
I had to be the goalkeeper during recess at school all the time (against both teams since too many wanted to play and the number of goals on the field was limited). Too many balls to your head will not make you fall in love with football (no bawdy pun intended).

Last But I know when Germany (or Turkey) scores due to the firecrackers, gas horns and howling outside Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on June 23, 2008, 01:13:11 AM
LAST   due to a broken arm, I was a designated ref back in Catholic Grade School. I ref'd the only basketball tournament in history in which there were *no* fouls. I knew better than to blow a whistle on some of those girls!   POST
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 23, 2008, 09:16:44 AM
Last better not shout "Charlottes is a harlot"too loud, if you are interested in her :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on June 23, 2008, 10:13:03 AM
Last insomnia, again--too much coffee, too late in the day.  But it was soooo good. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 23, 2008, 10:20:41 AM
Nothing to say, just passing by for the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 23, 2008, 08:24:52 PM
What is this hate against football (futbol/soccer)?

Last wait till Kiyo comes back Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 23, 2008, 11:13:55 PM
There's no fights.

Sorry. I'm a hockey fan, if I even bother to pay attention.

Last do not want! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on June 24, 2008, 02:50:11 AM
Sportses?? When you have the Quiddich channel, I will watch.

Last Had to suffer through most of teh basketball playoffs. Feh. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on June 24, 2008, 07:01:53 AM
Last it's late again and I"m not sleepy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Alpaca on June 24, 2008, 07:03:12 AM
Last wow, you're right, it really is late! post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 24, 2008, 09:28:11 AM
It's all too late and we are doomed, I say. Doooooooomed!
Last paranoid Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on June 24, 2008, 03:59:34 PM
Sneaks in unannounced and filches the Last Post, leaving nothing but giant footprints, an eyepatch and empty rum bottles....


Lasht hic! Posht
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 24, 2008, 05:04:54 PM
*Collects empty rum bottles. Makes a fortune by delivering them to recycling. Hires Last Post Acquirer SD2010 and obtains LAST POST by this method*

Last why do it the short and easy way Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 25, 2008, 02:09:17 AM
There is no need to over complicate things. What you do is build the BFP8000* yourself, you can get the titanium and the coils for almost nothing in the black market.

Last *remember the BFG? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on June 25, 2008, 03:03:00 AM
Fine.  I'll just get out my SADM (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_Atomic_Demolition_Munition) and use it to clear away any intervening obstacles and obliterate any opposition. 

Last atomic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 25, 2008, 07:59:41 AM
Let's have a hot drink
Last Atomic Cafe Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on June 25, 2008, 12:56:38 PM
"Why is all the rum gone?"

Attempts to drink the Last Post, fails, decides to sing instead.


"Erufon, serrubee, I looove you...." (see Billy Connolly for explanation)


Slumps in corner, clutching Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 25, 2008, 01:17:59 PM
Lieg nich so faul cognac, äh, rum hier!

Last very old bad joke Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on June 25, 2008, 04:51:08 PM
Babelfish turned that into:

Be appropriate nich so putridly cognac, äh, for rum here!


Can't say that it helped much....

Last my French is better Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 25, 2008, 06:19:14 PM
Bad cognac?

Last but cognac is quite expensive, could it be just cheap brandy? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on June 25, 2008, 10:31:15 PM
Last   personally, I like cognac   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 25, 2008, 11:37:27 PM
Quote from: Sibling Chatty on June 24, 2008, 02:50:11 AM
Sportses?? When you have the Quiddich channel, I will watch.
:D
I <3 you, Chatty, I really do.


Last generally apathetic to alcohol...unless it's a mixed drink...damn right, I drink like an old man Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on June 26, 2008, 05:26:30 AM
Last y'all can have my cognac -- the one time I tried it, it so strongly reminded of hated child-hood mecicine that I could not even finish a jigger of it-- I gave the rest away after a single taste Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 26, 2008, 08:15:15 AM
Correct translation (losing the pun)

'Don't lie around here so lazily'

rum = short for 'herum' = around
nich = nicht = not
Lieg(e) = Imp. form of 'liegen' = lie (not 'speaking untruth', that would be 'lügen')

Last overly pedantic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 27, 2008, 12:29:34 AM
Wow, Swato managed to hang onto the Last Post for a good fifteen hours.
Congratulations! Here, let me hold it while you go give a speech to the masses.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 27, 2008, 02:03:04 AM
The unwashed masses?

Last take a shower Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on June 27, 2008, 04:22:47 AM
Last going to bed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 27, 2008, 09:20:41 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 27, 2008, 02:03:04 AM
The unwashed masses?

Last take a shower Post

Washing is elitist, don't you know.
Real men bath in sweat!

Last I sweat while bathing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 27, 2008, 05:42:24 PM
Does the White House stink?

Last and wank..., I mean, what unproductive activity causes their sweat? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on June 28, 2008, 03:17:41 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 27, 2008, 05:42:24 PM
Does the White House stink?

What goes on there mostly stinks a LOT!!

Last  Politics stink in general.  Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 28, 2008, 04:52:21 AM
I think my doctor thinks I stink

Last stinky paranoidPost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 28, 2008, 10:31:37 AM
As for stinking heroes:
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=RZgpI6l5Y0I  :mrgreen:*

Last Post

*the sound is original EAV, the guys mouthing it are not (but this has some appeal too)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on July 01, 2008, 03:22:50 AM
I hereby claim the errant Last Post in the name of the Save the Chatty Committee, headed up by nobody in particular, but very welcome, nonetheless!!

And I grant free access to the Last Post to any who wish to possess it, as I am goin' to bed!!

Last Who left this thing in Germany so long? It brought a silly birdie clock with it! Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on July 01, 2008, 04:17:10 AM
Last strawberry-banana smoothie Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 01, 2008, 10:02:30 AM
I think that clock will sell well as "genuine European art" in some of the more backward areas (removal of the Made in China label advised)

Last add two sacks of food for the bird to the receipt Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 01, 2008, 03:07:09 PM
You make it sound like Europe is the 3rd world.

Last and if you think of Napoli it is  ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 01, 2008, 06:51:01 PM
Fundamentalists in the South, check
Drought with savanna tendencies in the north-east, check
Occasional flooding all over the place, check
And that is just Germany.

Seriously, for many in the US Europe is 3rd World (Britain maybe excepted)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 02, 2008, 01:11:00 AM

Last Feminists in Britain would disagree with that exception Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on July 02, 2008, 03:34:08 AM
Last 'nother 12 hour day finished.....aaaah....the pleasure of removing one's shoes at home Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on July 02, 2008, 05:31:34 AM
Last Who will rid me of this troublesome Schnauzer? Literary reference...I wanna keep him, just not snorting at my feet until he gets more snacks. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 02, 2008, 09:25:51 AM
William Shakedogge's Barker Cromwell II. obviously

Last let loose the schnauzers of war Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on July 02, 2008, 04:04:58 PM
Last Dogs of War (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dogs_of_War_(Pink_Floyd_song)) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 02, 2008, 06:18:22 PM
Last Cats of Peace Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on July 03, 2008, 04:50:34 AM
Last The Boy is annoying his Dad tonight Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on July 03, 2008, 07:33:57 AM
Last Missy trips me by sleeping in the middle of the hallway Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on July 03, 2008, 07:44:39 AM
Last Those canine children know their jobs well... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 03, 2008, 09:08:19 AM
Your canines making trouble? ask Dr.Akula* for help

*that's Russian for 'shark' btw

Last vampires do not like water, what about umpires? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 03, 2008, 06:06:34 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 03, 2008, 09:08:19 AM
vampires do not like water, what about umpires?
Do they smell like stale blood?

Last no need for garlic then Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 03, 2008, 06:28:10 PM
It's smelling like that awful gas additive a few streets from here. My guess is that there is a gas leak in the ground*.
No vampires or umpires buried there, I assume.

Last should be far enough away that an explosion will not do much damage here Post

*I just emailed the gas company about.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 03, 2008, 10:41:42 PM

Last I bet MP's can put their house exploding from gas leaks on expences Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on July 04, 2008, 07:23:56 AM
Last first 4th of july Post

:fireworks_fire:

:fireworks_spread:

:fireworks_smile:

:fireworks_toss:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 04, 2008, 09:48:59 AM
That's solid explosives not gaseous :mrgreen:
Last legal pyromania Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on July 05, 2008, 05:54:43 PM
Only two posts for the 4th?

Last first post of July 5th Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 06, 2008, 09:15:41 AM
Sixth of the seventh month of the year eight of the millenium

Last and it's 10 (not 9am) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 06, 2008, 04:08:12 PM
Last home sweet home and my feet itch Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 06, 2008, 06:15:59 PM
Why does your home itch? Has it something to do with being sweet?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on July 06, 2008, 07:20:26 PM
Last my mom's cell phone just died Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 06, 2008, 10:58:35 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 06, 2008, 06:15:59 PM
Why does your home itch? Has it something to do with being sweet?
If I could scratch my home...

Last curse those summer mosquitoes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on July 07, 2008, 04:14:59 AM
Last Only benefit of active carcinoid tumors. Mosquito annoyance is somebody else's problem. They won't TOUCH me, and I'm normally their favorite snack! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on July 07, 2008, 04:52:45 AM
Last and a benefit of having a screwed up thermometer (my core body temp is typically 96 deg F, but occasionally goes to 99 deg F and I'm NOT having a fever...) means if there's anyone nearby I'm immune to biting critters, too Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 07, 2008, 08:51:56 AM
This year's mosquitos obviously failed to attend pilot school.
In the last years they were masters of evasive maneuvers, going under the radar immediately when pursued.
Thsi yera there are far less of them and they behave far more flak-friendly :mrgreen:

Last they feel the heat too I presume Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 07, 2008, 07:35:16 PM
The strife is o'er the exam done
The PhD is almost* won
But over now are the days of fun
What'll I do now?

*i.e. I passed the exam successfully but have still to do some minor modifications to the thesis (mainly adding a few extra citations).
When that is done and the bureaucracy produced and delivered the certificate (I guess in about a month), I'll be Doktor Ing. (backdated to today). Until then it will still be a crime to name myself officially Doc.

Last Doc unofficial Swato Post

Now I need some tea: :Tcup:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on July 07, 2008, 08:12:11 PM
Congratulations.


Last Trust me I'm a Doctor... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 07, 2008, 08:42:30 PM
But the cost! If I had had the question to answer who was the largest producer of hydrochloric acid at the moment I would have had to answer that it was my stomach. I actually felt it creeping up the esophagus.

Last and I ate some antacide literally seconds before the exam started Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on July 07, 2008, 10:11:09 PM
Relax, it's over, quit hypersecreting!!

Doctor? Doctor!! Wow, and I know you when you were just another stone head...  ;)

:woot: :woot: :woohoo: :woohoo: :yippee: :yippee: :yippee: :rockon:

Last Doctor Swato, if you please! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 07, 2008, 11:19:43 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 07, 2008, 08:42:30 PM
But the cost! If I had had the question to answer who was the largest producer of hydrochloric acid at the moment I would have had to answer that it was my stomach. I actually felt it creeping up the esophagus.
and I ate some antacide literally seconds before the exam started

I always went into exam season with a pocketful of caffeine tablets and antacids (the latter to combat the excess HCl induced by the former). 

(never had much use for ant-killers, though)

Last nit-picking Swato's spelling for some reason today Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 07, 2008, 11:39:05 PM

Doctor Swato sounds pretty scarey.

Last Congratulations and we'll let you off double-posting just this once Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on July 07, 2008, 11:46:12 PM
Last just got home, but some dratted idiot is complaining "it's hot" probabily due to great dirty filters and nothing else....... now I've got to go put my shoes back on and go out in this heat Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 08, 2008, 10:02:52 AM
Thank guys (and guyinas ;) )!
Looking into the modification wishes of the 2nd reviewer of the thesis, there will be some work to do. She seems to be extremly nitpicky, e.g. demanding a proof that the contergan case is indeed the most notorious case of the different effect of s- and r- enantiomers. Whateverhigherbeingdamn! It's about the only case that became in any way "popular", i.e. widely known to non-experts*. Or I used a graphic from wikicommons (not to proof anything but as a simple illustration) and get informed that anything wiki is non-citable in any form.
Well, there are people that consider encyclopedias in general as insufficiently reliable.

Last more pH buffer please Post

*quick: name 3 other cases everyone knows about  >:(
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on July 08, 2008, 05:00:30 PM
Last  more evidence that it's not what you know, it's who you know  Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 08, 2008, 05:21:20 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 08, 2008, 10:02:52 AM
*quick: name 3 other cases everyone knows about  >:(

Diastereoisomers, maybe (Vitamin E comes to mind) - enantiomers, not so much. And I've been taught about enantiomers.  'Notorious' seems like the correct word for thalidomide. 

Last good luck Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 08, 2008, 08:06:27 PM
Last I send her a detailed catalogue of questions Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 08, 2008, 08:13:09 PM
Ah, the most satisfying way to deal with nitpickers....  question overkill to determine EXACTLY what they want to see.  Some nitpickers actually enjoy the process, but at least the nitpicking becomes preemptive.


Last do they eat the nits they pick? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 08, 2008, 08:27:13 PM
Should be a good protein source. But the chitin is difficult to digest.

Last btw, the German (rough) equivalent to nitpicker translates as raisin-shitter* Post

*I think the Erbsenzähler (pea counter) is originally English
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on July 09, 2008, 12:05:24 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 08, 2008, 08:27:13 PM
...btw, the German (rough) equivalent to nitpicker translates as raisin-shitter...

*I think the Erbsenzähler (pea counter) is originally English

Last  :ROFL: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on July 09, 2008, 03:13:57 AM
If some folk didn't have all those nits to pick, their very reason to get up in the morning would vanish.

I pity them.

Last pity Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 09, 2008, 11:35:53 AM
What's worse: lice or vice*?

Last and mice Post

*excluding Cheney
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 09, 2008, 07:26:49 PM
I tend to assume that nitpicking is a sign that they can't actually find anything to criticise. Or they themselves have "Status Anxiety".

Last intellectual crap Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 10, 2008, 08:47:23 AM
Depends on the mixture. Complaints about obsolete claims are completely justified.
The problem is to be up-to-date in a fast changing environment as biochemistry* given the subscription fees for the relevant journals. It is like claiming that Helmut Kohl is the CDU candidate for the German chancellorship because the available printed encyclopedia says so and all newspapers that could claim otherwise (by virtue of being more up-to-date) would be behind prescription walls beyond your financial abilities.


Last if we'd follow the polls in the US there was this WW2 going on in 2004 with the main military operations taking place in Vietnam. There must have been a peace or truce for the former but fighting still goes on for the latter Post

*anything is obsolete before it reaches the stage of "printed in a book" (and even more so before the library actually acquires the book)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 10, 2008, 05:40:52 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 08, 2008, 08:27:13 PM
btw, the German (rough) equivalent to nitpicker translates as raisin-shitter
Could you enlighten us with the actual word please?

Last I know a bunch that deserve to be told that Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on July 11, 2008, 05:27:49 AM
Last listening to silly movie in SciFi again Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 11, 2008, 09:49:31 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 10, 2008, 05:40:52 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 08, 2008, 08:27:13 PM
btw, the German (rough) equivalent to nitpicker translates as raisin-shitter
Could you enlighten us with the actual word please?

Last I know a bunch that deserve to be told that Post

Korinthenkacker (raisin shitter) But Cleopatra was blond, not dark-haired!
Haarspalter (hair splitter) That's a porpoise, not a dolphin!
Erbsenzähler (pea counter) We have to take the cheaper proposal! $3000015 is more expensive than $2999997 even if the transport fees for the latter are $17 higher!

Last ache in the donkey post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on July 11, 2008, 07:34:28 PM
I found my little MP3 player-- lost since last winter (no, NOT an i-pod.  Loathe "the apple way", and I'm not interested in DRM on my music-- a requirement with all i-pods, as far as I can find out)

And the battery was at 85%-- pretty darn good, for 4 months just lying there...

Last got m'tunes back Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 12, 2008, 09:35:39 AM
You are lucky to have an mp3 player. We had to use portable grammophones and were seen as elitist by our neighbours that had to be content with Edison phonographs.

Last uphill both ways Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on July 12, 2008, 11:19:10 AM
Edison phonographs? Luxury! Who would have thought, thirty years ago, we would be sitting here discussing Edison phonographs? We had to 'ave a fully trained opera singer followin' us around whenever we wanted to listen to music.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 12, 2008, 11:37:49 AM
Fully trained opera singer? We would have been happy to being able to hire Florence Foster Jenkins' less talented godchild.

Last also works as mosquito and bat deterrent Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on July 12, 2008, 11:12:15 PM
You were lucky to have live vocal music! We had to make do with guimbardes. That we made ourselves out've bits leftover from the Spam cans.


Last   I was happier then   Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 13, 2008, 10:15:23 AM
Spam? With accompanying Viking Chorus? How do you think we would have been able to pay the import fees for the former.
And the Vikings tended to raid us at least twice a day?

Last and no frequent-abused-discount Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 13, 2008, 06:47:10 PM
Gar! Sound! We were just thankful we had ears at all !

Last grunt Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 13, 2008, 07:24:05 PM
To have any senses at all was to be considered a luxury in the old days. Today it is the deafult again to be completely senseless while climing to have at least 7 of them.

Last Grottenolm Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on July 13, 2008, 07:29:16 PM
Last   and don't even get me started on the debate over "the new, sensitive man"   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on July 13, 2008, 09:08:22 PM
Last it's a lazy Sunday afternoon, but it feels like morning 'cause I slept until noon Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on July 14, 2008, 05:29:33 AM
Last My eyeballs hurt Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 14, 2008, 09:21:30 AM
Don't follow the biblical advice on that, Auntie! :mrgreen:*

Last popeye auntie? Post

*please don't take that as belittling your health problems!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 14, 2008, 08:30:42 PM
I think Aunite might welcome her health problems be littler ;D

Last I want shrinking iillness powers Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on July 15, 2008, 03:52:46 AM
Last Shrink those health problems!! Post

I'm assuming the eyeball pain was just to get me ready for having that icky blue light thing touch my eyeball today. No glaucoma, though!!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on July 15, 2008, 05:50:35 AM
I just discovered a new cheap, but decadent treat.

Those little packages of devils' food cakes, two to a pack, from Dolly Madison/Hostes/etc.

Take a chocolate devil's food cake.  Carefully (the icing is delicate) smear a layer of peanut butter.  Eat. 


Mmmmmm.... it's too rich....   (it works a bit better if the cake is chilled, frozen even)

Last rich, peanut-butter and chocolate snack Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on July 15, 2008, 07:00:18 AM
Last that sounds nauseatingly decadent Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 15, 2008, 09:36:30 AM
To calm the conscience just add a bit of cod-liver oil!

Last now you're talking about nauseating Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on July 16, 2008, 12:14:32 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 15, 2008, 09:36:30 AM
To calm the conscience just add a bit of cod-liver oil!
...now you're talking about nauseating...

Last that ain't that bad in capsules...though fishy burps are kinda gross Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 16, 2008, 02:37:24 AM
I believe Aggie said those pills were made from seals.

Last now I don't even want to take them anymore Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on July 16, 2008, 06:05:38 AM
Last The though of fishy-oily burps is nauseating me right now...but then I've had botulism! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on July 16, 2008, 07:48:48 AM
Last up too late, again Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 16, 2008, 07:54:03 AM
Was it the fish that kept you awkae?

Last It was the nightingplaice and not the shark Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on July 17, 2008, 12:09:04 AM
For the Snark was a Boojum, you see.


Last misread the Last Post Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 17, 2008, 09:42:45 AM
The Mad Gardener's Song
Lewis Carroll

He thought he saw an Elephant,
That practised on a fife:
He looked again, and found it was
A letter from his wife.
'At length I realise,' he said,
The bitterness of Life!'

He thought he saw a Buffalo
Upon the chimney-piece:
He looked again, and found it was
His Sister's Husband's Niece.
'Unless you leave this house,' he said,
"I'll send for the Police!'

He thought he saw a Rattlesnake
That questioned him in Greek:
He looked again, and found it was
The Middle of Next Week.
'The one thing I regret,' he said,
'Is that it cannot speak!'

He thought he saw a Banker's Clerk
Descending from the bus:
He looked again, and found it was
A Hippopotamus.
'If this should stay to dine,' he said,
'There won't be much for us!'

He thought he saw a Kangaroo
That worked a coffee-mill:
He looked again, and found it was
A Vegetable-Pill.*
'Were I to swallow this,' he said,
'I should be very ill!'

He thought he saw a Coach-and-Four
That stood beside his bed:
He looked again, and found it was
A Bear without a Head.
'Poor thing,' he said, 'poor silly thing!
It's waiting to be fed!'

He thought he saw an Albatross
That fluttered round the lamp:
He looked again, and found it was
A Penny-Postage Stamp.
'You'd best be getting home,' he said:
'The nights are very damp!'

He thought he saw a Garden-Door
That opened with a key:
He looked again, and found it was
A Double Rule of Three:
'And all its mystery,' he said,
'Is clear as day to me!'

He thought he saw a Argument
That proved he was the Pope:
He looked again, and found it was
A Bar of Mottled Soap.
'A fact so dread,' he faintly said,
'Extinguishes all hope!'

Last no Xmas Carroll Post

*the version I know says something about arsenic pills
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on July 30, 2008, 08:20:35 PM
Some people will do anything to keep the last post for thirteen days.

Last Whoaaaaaaaa Flashbacks! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 30, 2008, 08:26:36 PM
Why was there no Last Post on July 18th?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 30, 2008, 08:27:25 PM
Last now we have a major suspect on this ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on July 31, 2008, 02:53:44 AM
Last Woah, DOOOOOD! Deja vu! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on July 31, 2008, 06:05:22 AM
Last have I posted this one before Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 31, 2008, 08:35:32 AM
Discuss: How is the Turkish Supreme Court decision bad for Obama and good for the Son of Cain?

Last spin prediction Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 31, 2008, 02:59:55 PM
Last all my totally brilliant stunning utterly meaningful LPs have been lost for ever - oh, and why DID G-d save Noah? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 31, 2008, 03:04:58 PM
Meaning is often lost
Last lost past Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 31, 2008, 04:15:16 PM

Last then why are there so many mean people in the world? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 31, 2008, 05:18:21 PM
Not enough mean stepped on mines but took too much of what is mine, know what I mean?

Last minemeadow Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 31, 2008, 09:23:24 PM
Last mired in the previous Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on August 01, 2008, 03:44:43 AM
God didn't save Noah-- god saved the rest of the world, which is now living it up in nirvana.....

And no one drowned-- that was just a cover-up, to assage Noah's weak conscience.

The rest of us have been suffering for Noah's weak spirit ever since.

Last alternative history Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on August 01, 2008, 07:36:08 AM
Griffin won't believe me but the evidence is everywhere.

He  got to be 900 years old. Who else do we know who is 900 years old?

We was in the ninth generation.

He had a smallish ark which was large enough on the inside to hold every animal.

"tzadik" - you try getting ancient Hebrews to pronounce TARDIS.

Last don't even get me started on Gilgamesh/Rassilon Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 01, 2008, 10:55:37 AM
That Noah used wood, ol' Utnapishtim made it with reed.

Last Gilgamesh was only a tourist Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 01, 2008, 02:49:52 PM
Last now Enkidu was a Cybermen? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 01, 2008, 03:37:36 PM
He had no navel. Highly suspect that.

Last NQiDu Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 01, 2008, 04:05:33 PM
Wouldn't that make him a god?

Last did Innana had a navel? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on August 01, 2008, 10:39:12 PM
Last   so Daleks be a corruption of Amelikites?  Post


:dalek:      :dalek:      :dalek:       :dalek:       :dalek:
         EXSHIBBOLATE         EXSHIBBOLATE         EXSHIBBOLATE         EXSHIBBOLATE         EXSHIBBOLATE         
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on August 02, 2008, 02:41:45 AM
Last I haven't watched the last 2 Dr Who's yet, but they're recorded... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 02, 2008, 11:36:42 AM
The bible does not mention Daleks explicitly to my knowledge. But the "execution of the ban" may have been accompanied by cries of "Exterminate".
Last Does that make the Daleks Jewish? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 02, 2008, 07:21:43 PM

Last Daleks don't wear skull caps but the Tardis might* be a temple Post


*humouring Beagle's mania
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on August 02, 2008, 07:26:23 PM
Last lazy saturday for nonce Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 03, 2008, 10:17:19 AM
Maybe the Daleks are the 10 lost tribes of Israel.
And how do you know that they don't wear the signs under their domes/cupolas?

Last we should ask Dr.Zoidberg Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 03, 2008, 02:39:39 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 03, 2008, 10:17:19 AM
Maybe the Daleks are the 10 lost tribes of Israel.
And how do you know that they don't wear the signs under their domes/cupolas?

They all seem to be genetically identical so perhaps they are only one of the lost tribes.

Last Do they have ringlets? No, they don't. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 03, 2008, 06:42:16 PM
One seldom sees them outside their boxes. There is also the question of any thuggee connections (although to my knowledge strangling is not their standard mode of extermination).
Ringlets (or lack thereof) can deceive. What about circumcision*?

Last A Dalek on the Roof Post

*necessary but not sufficient condition
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 04, 2008, 12:05:36 AM

(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e284/Griffinit/dalek.jpg)

It does look as if some adjustment has been made, but I'm not sure it is circumcision. And in any case, the usage of this detroys rather than creates so I think we are on dodgy ground.

Last anatomical Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on August 04, 2008, 02:42:20 AM
Last just saw a silly SciFi channel dragon movie Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 04, 2008, 03:36:18 AM
Last back from theatre and happy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on August 04, 2008, 06:04:55 AM
Last   :dalek:

Ezekial, Jeremiah and Leviticus also go on about uncircumscised lips, ears, and hearts, respectively. Since the Dalek casing is devoid of lips, ears, and the Daleks themselves were ... modified ... to remove emotion and conscience (e.g.: the heart), one could argue that they have gone in for circumcision in a big way.

Post   :dalek:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 04, 2008, 01:25:12 PM
Now we have to just look for their accent when not distoretd by the loudspeakers.
Last Extermi-nebbich! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 04, 2008, 10:06:25 PM
Last kind of happy it's a Monday Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on August 04, 2008, 11:16:00 PM
Last....


....Post*


* which reminds me of a short story by Robert Heinlein entitled "The Long Watch" about a fellow who places his fragile person between tyranny and humanity.   Alas, the ending is heroic, but tragic.  A true tale of heroism.

Would that we had more of his ilk, and less of the would-be tyrants...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 05, 2008, 11:51:07 AM
Sie haben Post bekommen, Mr.Last!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on August 06, 2008, 04:40:38 AM
Last Paris Hilton just may be practicing some serious self-parody in her message to McCain... http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/64ad536a6d ...Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 06, 2008, 10:40:50 AM
I downloaded it (it's also on youtube) but have to transfer it to a PC with sound first.

Last and now for some raunchy pictures from that beauty pageant the Son of Cain wanted his <c-word> to participate in :mrgreen: Post

No, I did not forget to post links. I thought we were supposed to stay prawn-free
Edit: If you can't resist, check the rude pundit or obsidian wings for links :sportsred: :sportsbrunette: :sportswoman: :toasty:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 06, 2008, 11:52:17 AM

Last why isn't Paris Hilton called London Astoria? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 06, 2008, 05:19:21 PM
That video was very funny.

Last how long till it shows up in the Daily Show? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 06, 2008, 06:27:46 PM
Last Too hot to handle :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on August 07, 2008, 05:09:04 AM
Last Don't expect anything similar from Britney. She's got no independent though processes. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on August 07, 2008, 05:48:55 AM
Last really surprised that anyone would even consider that Britney has a working neuron... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 07, 2008, 10:15:39 AM
Even DUI requires parts of the brain/central nervous system to still work. Noone has said anything about higher brain functions.
Last actually intelligent people fail more often in the practical driving exam* Post

*the stupid on the other hand fail more often in the theoretical exam
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 07, 2008, 10:22:21 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 07, 2008, 10:15:39 AM
actually intelligent people fail more often in the practical driving exam, the stupid on the other hand fail more often in the theoretical exam
Hey! That's me! 20 of 20 in the theoretical exam and fail the practical the 1st time

Last I wasn't expecting a stop sign at the left unless I'm driving in Britain Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on August 08, 2008, 03:26:48 AM
Last   acquired my NE driver license today   Post


...sigh...one more tie to 'civilization' cut...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 08, 2008, 07:21:59 AM
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 08, 2008, 08:24:36 AM
I passed the practical exam...barely. Since that day I have not driven a car*, so the licence is effectively worthless ::)
I almost produced a crash via the Bernoulli effect during the exam. In a bend to the right I drove close to a large lorry. The pressure drop caused by the flowing air between the vecicles began to suck me towards it. To avoid a crash I had to turn the wheel left and barely made it before the instructor grabbed it.

Last damn physics! Post

*in the driver seat that is
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 09, 2008, 12:28:48 AM

Last having problems with taxi drivers going the wrong way as instructed by their TomToms Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on August 09, 2008, 12:49:48 AM
Serves you right for living somewhere with more than one road.

Last good night Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 09, 2008, 10:53:48 AM
Still some hours to nightfall but it's never to early to claim the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on August 09, 2008, 05:40:50 PM
First Last Post claim on Saturday morning, instead of getting my lunch as I should be doing, instead, I'm wasting my time on meaningless internet forum games that nobody really cares much about anyway, I mean I could go on and on and on about it all day long, but I think my coffee's ready so I'll go get that, instead.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 10, 2008, 01:43:21 AM
Last First Last Post of Sunday Morning - very early - actually it feels like Saturday night, but technically it isn't - but I've been asleep pretty well 24 hours so it is all a bit meaningless - and my bum hurts like mad so I've posted drivel to a few topics just to show willing and now I am going to try and eliminate my bum altogether - if only I could find a scalpel Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on August 10, 2008, 05:49:42 AM
Last sneeze, sneeze, ouch, sneeze Post of ouchy sneeziness.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 10, 2008, 09:27:42 AM
Last this is the end Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 10, 2008, 01:40:54 PM

Last no it isn't Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 10, 2008, 02:11:51 PM
Last its the beginning of the end of the beginning Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on August 10, 2008, 05:20:19 PM
Last end of the weekend, but beginning of the week Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 10, 2008, 06:09:25 PM
Depends on whether one defines Sunday as first or last day of the week.
That does not change any facts about the Last Post of course.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 10, 2008, 11:04:35 PM
 Last depending on nothing and no one Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 11, 2008, 01:47:24 AM
Last no dependencies? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 11, 2008, 08:02:10 AM
Last that means a war of independence involving Griffins Post

:offtopic:
Could some native English speakers check my lunatic lyrics for spelling and grammar errors and/or give preferences if alternative wordings are given?
http://toadfishmonastery.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=395.0;attach=494
http://toadfishmonastery.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=395.0;attach=495
http://toadfishmonastery.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=395.0;attach=496
Btw, what asylum can you recommend? :mrgreen: :o :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 11, 2008, 08:27:16 PM

Last I never went native. Suggest approaching Goat, or at a pinch, Beagle Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 12, 2008, 12:24:26 AM
Last I'm native of the Andes, so I don't qualify Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on August 12, 2008, 12:29:03 AM
Last home from long day, again....*sigh*....it's good to be king.  Too bad I'm not king... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 12, 2008, 01:29:43 AM

Last feeling sad. it's a jungle out there Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 12, 2008, 09:14:14 AM
Last is naive betteror worse than native? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 12, 2008, 01:37:55 PM

Last naive and native are incomparable except they have some of the same letters Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 12, 2008, 04:48:00 PM
Last that was enough for medieval clerics* and their witchburning offspring** Post

*that deduced that women are inferior because the latin word femina (woman) contains the female form of minus (less than).
**usually spiritual, not in the flesh (except for some popes)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 12, 2008, 09:24:39 PM
Last remember to move with the times Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 13, 2008, 01:25:05 AM
Last now that torture is in again? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 13, 2008, 10:07:12 AM
Interestingly they used machines for torture then, and now most of this is done by hand. You call that progress?
Last where are the interrogation droids (http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:L1-N1vL2ELFBzM:http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/2/23/IT-O_negtd.jpg)? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 13, 2008, 04:08:55 PM
Oh, its because they leave no marks, see?

Last don't ask, don't tell Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 13, 2008, 06:31:51 PM
Did the ducking stool leave marks?
Electrical shocks do, if not handled by true experts.
Last OK, one needs machinery for the latter Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 13, 2008, 08:58:46 PM
Last brutal--and not in the metal sort of way Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 13, 2008, 09:12:43 PM

Last tickle torture is fun Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on August 14, 2008, 02:48:00 AM
Last Maybe for some, but the ONLY thing (other than suffication) that causes me panic attack is the thought of tickle torture, because my uncle was an ass and though it was funny to watch me panic--and it STILL affects me 45 years later and 10 years after his death. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 14, 2008, 09:01:25 AM
Some relatives never die 8and if they do they come back haunting)

Last gimme ghost bleach Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 14, 2008, 12:40:20 PM
Last aren't ghosts supposedly stuck in this plane? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 14, 2008, 04:30:41 PM
Last I only know ghost drivers. Ghosts on a plane must be serpentine Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 14, 2008, 09:10:14 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 14, 2008, 04:30:41 PM
Last I only know ghost drivers. Ghosts on a plane must be serpentine Post
:high5: :ROFL:

Last snakes on a train? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 14, 2008, 09:11:42 PM

Last grasshoppers on a hovercraft Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on August 15, 2008, 02:02:40 AM
Last   ants on a log (http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Ants-on-a-Log/Detail.aspx)   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 15, 2008, 08:28:46 AM
Last antlers on a hog Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on August 15, 2008, 09:53:55 AM
Last Piltdown Man Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on August 15, 2008, 12:09:22 PM
LAST Pachy!! You're home!! Post

:woot: :glommp: :-*
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 15, 2008, 05:23:51 PM
Shameless self-promotion: My PhD thesis is online now
http://opus.kobv.de/tuberlin/frontdoor.php?source_opus=1954
Please note the unnoticed spelling error in the title  :-[ :-[ :-[
One would have thought that over the last year or so somebody would notice it

Last at least it can be found easily that way post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 15, 2008, 06:15:11 PM
Cool! Congrats!

Last I won't understand half of it though ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 15, 2008, 07:11:05 PM
Quote from: SwatoThis study finds PVA based gels suitable for immobilization of lipase in membrane reactors.

Last can it improve my hair mousse which prevents bird droppings passing through the hair/brain barrier? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 16, 2008, 12:23:44 AM
Is your mousse made of saliva?

Last ptialina Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 16, 2008, 10:03:58 AM
Personally I think that my thesis does not require much chemical knowledge to be understood (I would not say the same about the work of some of my colleagues). More of a case of "they bestow academic degrees for things like that? What has the world come too?" :o

Last and why did it take so long? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on August 16, 2008, 04:54:40 PM
Last slow Saturday morning, waiting on COFFEE  :cup: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 16, 2008, 04:58:58 PM
Re. the thesis, any thesis, perhaps it has become more about "...and someone actually cares enough to spend years of their life on This?"....... clock it up to services to humanity. We need to know Everything ;D

Last one can always justify the means to the end Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 16, 2008, 08:47:35 PM
Last I think I understood more of that summary than I thought I would! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 17, 2008, 12:55:28 AM
Last dusk in the beach Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 17, 2008, 09:37:17 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 17, 2008, 12:55:28 AM
Last dusk in the beach Post
Are the aqua zombies or templars appearing already?

Last bad movies Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 17, 2008, 02:19:44 PM

Last bad moves Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 17, 2008, 06:14:43 PM
Last coming down form the trees post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 17, 2008, 06:46:19 PM
Last ook Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 17, 2008, 06:53:59 PM
Last don't call him monkey* Post

*We are not sure about "Mr.Pongo"
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on August 17, 2008, 08:55:57 PM
Last just finished first book in the Uplift series by Brinn Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 17, 2008, 11:11:29 PM
The storm isn't coming this way but MB's.

Last is Alpaca still in Tampa? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 18, 2008, 02:46:19 AM
Last good question--I hope not Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 18, 2008, 07:44:14 AM
Last Looks more like Storm over Asia at the moment ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 18, 2008, 01:32:33 PM

Last join the Stop Storms Union Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 18, 2008, 05:07:39 PM
Last why does the government refuse to deploy Al Gore's anti tornado and hurricane device? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on August 19, 2008, 01:39:44 AM
Last another long day at the "office" but for supper, I'm gonna have pulled-pork sammich, with fresh raw onions, too Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on August 19, 2008, 03:50:13 AM
Last Long day at the doctor's office, and my pork was in chop form at supper. With smash taters n gravy. Yum. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 19, 2008, 09:36:49 AM
<possibly tasteless joke>:bees:
Auntie, if your fight with the "health officials" takes too long, you may try this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_Air) recipe :aargh!:
</lack of taste>

Last bon appetit Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on August 20, 2008, 02:12:56 AM
Last I have considered going to New Orleans and talking to Anne Rice about her books...time for a nice bite? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 20, 2008, 07:12:15 AM
Last Are you goth enough? Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on August 21, 2008, 10:41:49 PM
Last no, I don't goth it at all... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 22, 2008, 10:03:01 AM
Last so, are you more of a Renaissance guy? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on August 22, 2008, 02:13:12 PM
Last Sleeping 18 hours a day is kinda fun. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 22, 2008, 04:04:10 PM
Last I wouldn't know - I only work 18 hour days (rare).  Can't remember the last time I got 18 hours of sleep in a 48 hour period. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 22, 2008, 06:41:02 PM
A real expert can work in his/her sleep

Last spare time is for training Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 22, 2008, 07:32:46 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 22, 2008, 06:41:02 PM
A real expert can work in his/her sleep

Oh, I can do that - work often involves long drives, good for naps.  If I'm lucky, someone else is driving, but it's not essential. ;)


Last spare time is for studying - food science textbooks these days, although I actually have NO spare time. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on August 22, 2008, 08:21:19 PM
Last home early for a nice change* Post



* but it means I'll be working tomorrow instead....  :'(
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 23, 2008, 10:11:12 AM
Quote from: Agujjim on August 22, 2008, 07:32:46 PM
Last spare time is for studying - food science textbooks these days, although I actually have NO spare time. Post

Last you could convert spare tires ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 23, 2008, 11:45:47 AM

Last I'll donate my stomach Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 23, 2008, 06:17:42 PM
Last stomachs are for balls not tires Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 23, 2008, 08:04:54 PM

Last balls to tires Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 23, 2008, 09:23:30 PM
Last Hairballs? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on August 23, 2008, 10:17:04 PM
Last EEEEWWWW, no hairballs, please, my catnephew left one on my pillow last night. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on August 24, 2008, 04:34:27 AM
Last my newly planted indoor grass finally grew long enough to be tasty, finally Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 24, 2008, 08:09:46 AM
Last wheatgrass shake? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 24, 2008, 08:55:37 AM
Last I thought grass was smoked. Are you one of those mad antique monks*? Post

*according to tradition a group of those early Christain monks was killed by shepherds because they ate all the grass that they had intended for their sheep to eat.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on August 24, 2008, 09:46:59 PM
Last no, it's for the kitties to munch on Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on August 24, 2008, 10:44:57 PM
Last KITTYGRASS SHAKES!! Post

Grow catnip. They'll LOVE you so much...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on August 24, 2008, 11:53:50 PM
Last my kitties are already pretty flakey as it is-- they go nuts over dried, I can only imagine with horror what fresh'll catnip'll do... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 25, 2008, 10:00:16 AM
Last Anyone talking about kitties? Post
[youtube=425,350]nTasT5h0LEg[/youtube]
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=nTasT5h0LEg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on August 25, 2008, 06:41:29 PM
Last :catroll: KITTIES  :catroll: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 25, 2008, 10:03:39 PM
Kitties eat birds and I have 2 small parrots (cockatiels)

Last (http://www.clipartof.com/images/emoticons/xsmall2/155_parrot.gif) (http://www.buddy-icons.info/img/smile/409.gif) Post

(can we add it to our emoticon list? It came from here (http://www.clipartof.com) and here (http://www.buddy-icons.info/aim-smiles/Parrot_smiley.html))
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on August 26, 2008, 07:11:20 AM
When Griffin gets back, I'm sure she will.

Last Griffin's become emoticon monitor by default, I think. Another thing I'm not allowed to try to do. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 26, 2008, 08:45:05 AM
We can't risk Auntie becoming an Emo ;)
Last not sure about Goth Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 26, 2008, 01:11:59 PM
We can ask Darlica and make her an honorary viking.

Last unless Chatty prefers an indian warrior ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 26, 2008, 05:08:12 PM
But we have to check any spam preferences first ;)
Last spam, wonderful spam Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on August 26, 2008, 07:54:50 PM
But I LIKE spam!  I'm having the spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked-beans, spam and spam.

Last spam Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 27, 2008, 08:48:11 AM
Last and here is the original Post
[youtube=425,350]anwy2MPT5RE[/youtube]
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on August 27, 2008, 06:58:52 PM
Last I could waste all morning listening to Monty Python* Post


* ooh, wait-- it appears that I have... if only I still didn't feel the creepy-crud.... maybe what I need is some nice fried spam.  With baked beans, of course.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 27, 2008, 08:24:51 PM
There are some tins of spam (not the trademarked brand though) in the larder.
Last Quite edible cooked with gherkins and potatoes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 27, 2008, 09:44:48 PM
Last is it a sin if I'm not crazy about spam?  :o Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on August 27, 2008, 10:09:29 PM
This is a strange post.

It's not got any spam in it.

Last We don't want many other tinned meat products, either. Last night, I ate the gross and disgusting "Deviled Ham Spread" that Armour sells here and am STILL nauseated and belching. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on August 28, 2008, 07:09:08 AM
Last I have been known to eat a tinned meat product simply called, "potted meat".  One wonders-- did the makers get the cows/pigs/chickens/whatever drunk before or after? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 28, 2008, 08:33:53 AM
Last Rintintin and his sister spam-in-tine Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on August 28, 2008, 11:43:33 AM
Last rather have a ham sammich... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 28, 2008, 02:37:20 PM
Last you be the ham in my turkey that's going to fall flat as a pancake Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 28, 2008, 04:20:21 PM
Last I vote for Mexican food... Last
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 28, 2008, 04:41:54 PM
Last why not Scandinavian? Post
[youtube=425,350]yAbWQFM4G24[/youtube]
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=yAbWQFM4G24
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on August 29, 2008, 05:49:40 AM
Last Why not combine the chocolate and Mexican and have something in a nice mole' sauce? But not a moose. I like mooses. Not meeces, just mooses. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on August 29, 2008, 06:36:25 AM
Last I read somewheres once, that chocolate was originally a spicy drink, flavored with cayan pepper and such....always wanted to try that, but the only commonly available choco 'round here is Murikin "milk" chocolate..... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 29, 2008, 10:25:13 AM
The descriptions of that original stuff make me doubt that it could catch on even these days. :mrgreen:
US chocolate is according to rumor only one step up from Ankh-Morpork chcocolate in quality. :o
Last i.e. import into Switzerland only under pain of death Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 29, 2008, 02:00:49 PM
I like mooses too....

Last grilled, stewed, braised or fried Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on August 29, 2008, 02:03:21 PM
Quote from: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on August 29, 2008, 06:36:25 AM
Last I read somewheres once, that chocolate was originally a spicy drink, flavored with cayan pepper and such....always wanted to try that, but the only commonly available choco 'round here is Murikin "milk" chocolate..... Post

It was, and if you look carefully at the hot chocolate mixes come winter, there's one of the Hershey's Specialty kind that SAYS that exactly what it is, and it is TEH YUM!!

Vita Curator sent me some at Christmas a few years back, and it was lovely...the tastes really do compliment one another, especially if you're not a fan of heavily sugared chocolate to start with.

Last Dark chocolate lovers seem to really like it. Post

(We're moose deficient in this neck of the woods.)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 29, 2008, 03:07:56 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 29, 2008, 10:25:13 AM
US chocolate is according to rumor only one step up from Ankh-Morpork chcocolate in quality. :o
IMHO the average Hershey's bar is what McDonald's would do if they made chocolate.

Last can you tell how much I like Hershey's and Mickey D's?  :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on August 29, 2008, 08:36:33 PM
Then you're gonna LOVE what McD's has done to.....coffee.

In a bid to compete directly with StarBuck$ McD's has added "coffee bars" to many of their restaurants.  The beans are ground on site, at the time of creating the coffee drink.   Flavors range from expresso to "capicino" to iced coffees and so on.

Not the variety of StarBuck$ but a step up from their "24/7 never-cleaned pot burning the coffee in the back of the counter" coffee they were famous for...

Sadly?  I find their new coffee acceptable.   Why sadly?  It's too easy to get at (toss a dead animal in any direction, and you'll liable to hit the drive up window of a McD's....) but it costs more than that old nasty coffee they used to sell.... and I don't need to spend the extra $$...

Last lamenting the added temptation of pretty good coffee at McD's Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 29, 2008, 09:12:31 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on August 29, 2008, 02:00:49 PM
I like mooses too....

Last grilled, stewed, braised or fried Post

I concur with that. Especially moose* sausage (goulash is edible but the taste is not special enough to merit the price)

Last this is not a joke Post

*but reindeer is even better
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 29, 2008, 09:48:58 PM
Hmmm...  can't vouch for reindeer, caribou is a rarity in the southlands here.

Elk and bison are the semi-domesticated ungulates of choice in these parts.  I still prefer moose to elk, though.

Last but bear is bland Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 29, 2008, 10:21:48 PM
Never tried bear (and not a great beer* fan either ;))

Last can you bear it? Post

*Which reminds me of a Hagar the Horrible cartoon:
1st panel: Hagar shouts down the wishimg well "And make it fast"
2nd panel: A bear shivering with cold appears next to the well
2rd panel: hagar shouts down the well: "I wanted a cold beer!"

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 29, 2008, 10:24:32 PM
I am a fan of great beer.  :mrgreen:

Last but can't be much bothered to drink bad beer anymore.  If the beer is bland as bear, then I rather getta better beer. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 29, 2008, 11:14:21 PM

Last ~9~ Views Until 30,000 Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 29, 2008, 11:47:19 PM
Last someone reads this thing?  :o  ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 30, 2008, 12:39:41 AM
Last OMGNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on August 30, 2008, 09:02:21 AM
Last Hi Q, how's school this year? Missed you! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 30, 2008, 09:47:30 AM
Quote from: Sibling Chatty on August 30, 2008, 09:02:21 AM
Last Hi Q, how's school this year? Missed you! Post
Last me too Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 30, 2008, 12:23:31 PM
Don't actually start school until Tuesday, but schedule looks good, although I don't seem to have any classes with any friends, but I'm used to going place (real and Internet-based) without knowing anyone.

Last if anyone's lost track, I'm a Junior, grade 11 Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 30, 2008, 12:25:45 PM
We await your take on the presidency.

Last Chelsea/Qwerty now! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 30, 2008, 12:27:25 PM
Fucking Germans... why do I try to get the last post again?

Hopefully I'll end up being like Bono with more influence and better hair than a politician.

Last turns out, you can appoint yourself president of the world. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 30, 2008, 12:31:28 PM
Well I think you're mistaken, if you think taking the Last Post will increase your chances of having a certain kind of intercourse with people of a certain nationality :mrgreen:
Last or can you do an Italian accent too? Rumor has it that German women are defenseless against that Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 30, 2008, 12:32:58 PM
Swato.... next time I'm in germany. I'ma hitchoo, foo'.

Last going to Renaissance festival then Balti-smores today, won't return until later sunday Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 30, 2008, 12:36:28 PM
If you find a building with Last Post on it over here, it is possibly the last remaining Post Office that tries 'Denglish' (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denglisch) again

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 30, 2008, 12:49:36 PM
ah, Denglish. See, I was taking spanish in school, and my friend is really good at German (for an American, at least). And we both listen to German and Spanish music.

so occasionally we just have strange coversations of Spuh-dang-leesh with heavy use of internet phenomenon thrown in for spice.

Last Internet Linguistics. Fun for the whole family. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 30, 2008, 01:03:05 PM
English in ads doesn't even work properly and occasionally backfires badly.
e.g.: Come in and find out! (understood as 'come in, then find your way out again!')
or Drive Alive! (understood as 'survive the experience using this car!')
and 'powered by emotion' was translated in tests as Kraft durch Freude (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kraft_durch_Freude)

Last equal goes it loose Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 30, 2008, 01:08:49 PM
Drive Alive! I like it.

Drunk Driving is dangerous, but did you know driving without a pulse is even more dangerous? If someone you know is driving without a pulse, please, get a shotgun and shoot them in the head. Before they all come for you.

Last Putting zombie jokes into government can only lead to a McCain joke Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 30, 2008, 01:15:17 PM
Not to forget
(http://i21.ebayimg.com/01/c/07/93/aa/93_8.JPG)
http://i21.ebayimg.com/01/c/07/93/aa/93_8.JPG
Last Gary Larson Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 30, 2008, 01:17:45 PM
Swato, you must never take sick days, because you use all your excuses to get the Last Post!

Last you're probably posting from work right now anyway Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 30, 2008, 01:25:15 PM
a) it is Saturday when most people here don't work
b) I am unemployed (after finishing my PhD, not as a victim of downsizing)
b1) "work" posts were from the university
c) one has to set priorities :mrgreen:

Last flatrate allows me to stay online all the day without risking bankruptcy ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 30, 2008, 01:27:20 PM
Hah, it's summer, so I forget when it's Saturday, sometimes.

Last losing it in my old age Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 30, 2008, 01:30:06 PM
Currently it's the opposite for me. I must remember that it is not weekend at the moment (exept, if it actually is)
Last what month do we have currently? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 30, 2008, 01:32:03 PM
Only this and the next of August.

Last That made sense, right? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on August 30, 2008, 01:32:53 PM
Last I'm home from being a subsitute paper route person-- silly occupation.  Don't know why anyone would willingly do this for more than a coupla times... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 30, 2008, 01:35:49 PM
Does that mean you are distributing rolled-up newspapers?
I could name some hooligans that would love to aim for the windows follwed by a "sorry, missed your dog/garden gnome/etc."
Last not to forget that Futurama episode on that topic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 30, 2008, 02:19:00 PM

Last I know I am alive when I have the Last Post. Hi Q !! Post Hi Q Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 30, 2008, 02:24:29 PM
Will taking it away make you feel like a zombie?
Last but you can revive by retaking Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 30, 2008, 05:52:30 PM

Last zombie revival Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 30, 2008, 08:15:39 PM
Last I love three-day weekends! Post
Hi Q!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on August 30, 2008, 08:33:08 PM
Last It's gonna rain, hereabouts Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 30, 2008, 08:53:11 PM
That has been promised here too but until now there was only alibi rain.

Last but it always looks like rain, so I have to carry a water defense item with me all the time I go outside Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 30, 2008, 11:55:28 PM
We have the outer clouds from Gustav right now.

Last the Cubans have the real deal  :-[ Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 31, 2008, 12:02:49 AM
Is there still enough time to move the GOP convention to New Orleans  ;)

Last or to hold it on a ship in the Gulf for security reasons* :devil2: Post

*and call rent-an-iceberg, just to be sure
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 31, 2008, 12:23:06 AM
Nonono, an offshore drilling platform in the gulf! What better way to show support for 'energy independence'.

Last The whole 'foreign oil' meme is so utterly stupid and sadly effective Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 31, 2008, 07:52:32 AM
Last chosen one! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on August 31, 2008, 08:31:45 AM
Last before going to throw papers for the LAST TIME post--- so in a way, it's a....

...wait for it...

LAST LAST TIME POST POST

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 31, 2008, 09:06:57 AM
Others throw paper as  a hobby
(http://www.knax.de/SKJena-Saale-Holzland/images/spielundspass/papierflieger_dido_alt.jpg)
http://www.knax.de/SKJena-Saale-Holzland/images/spielundspass/papierflieger_dido_alt.jpg

Last not to forget paper balloons Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 31, 2008, 03:52:53 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 31, 2008, 09:06:57 AM
Others throw paper as  a hobby
Last the first thing that came to my mind was a guy blowing up libraries, am I going crazy? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 31, 2008, 05:28:56 PM
Last unhelpful post is unhelpful Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 31, 2008, 06:32:45 PM
Who does Q help?

Last Quaint Quiz Questions Quest Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 31, 2008, 06:52:10 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 31, 2008, 03:52:53 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 31, 2008, 09:06:57 AM
Others throw paper as  a hobby
Last the first thing that came to my mind was a guy blowing up libraries, am I going crazy? Post

The japanese made an animated movie (or was it a series?) out of this topic
Last Join the Library Defense Force post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 31, 2008, 09:32:46 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 31, 2008, 06:32:45 PM
Who does Q help?

Nobody, mostly.

Last informative post is informative Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on August 31, 2008, 10:28:33 PM
LAST   one my favorite scene from Across the Universe where Jude reads about the explosion caused by Lucy's anti-war group and the newspaper blows up into a million pieces of confettti in his hands   POST
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on August 31, 2008, 11:36:17 PM
Last  I got home at, what? 8-ish and went to bed, and slept until 4:30... is that lazy or what?*  ;D  Post





* and I'd do it again at need, and feel absolutely NO guilt for having done it, same as now.....
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on September 01, 2008, 08:39:27 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on August 30, 2008, 05:52:30 PM

Last zombie revival Post

Last Do zombies have old fashioned tent revivals with really loud Hammond organ music and lots of singing about BRAAAAAINS?? Post

And do vegetarian zombies moan GGRRRAAAIIIINS??
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 01, 2008, 08:43:10 AM
Last now, I'm paying for staying in bed until 430pm today, not even remotely sleepy Post


I understand railroad zombies cry, "Trains....."
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 01, 2008, 09:24:25 AM
The theology of/on zombies is a bit muddled.
Some might say that they simply set their judgement day alarm clocks wrong (because the manual was in Aramaic that not that many people can read these days) or that they expect the second coming of zombie Jesus (as announced by Lazarus).

Last blasphemic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 01, 2008, 01:59:02 PM
Quote from: Sibling Chatty on September 01, 2008, 08:39:27 AM
And do vegetarian zombies moan GGRRRAAAIIIINS??

Last vegetating zombies send in the Evil Grannieeeeeeees!!! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 01, 2008, 05:13:51 PM
Don't remove the feeding tube from your zombie. It's unethical and dangerous.
Last do zombies like saveloy? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 01, 2008, 05:16:48 PM
Isn't it better to make the un-dead dead?

Last or are we talking about a straw into their own cranium? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 01, 2008, 05:19:43 PM
A well-fed zombie might not be that inclined to go on a rampage.
Last saveloy (or cervelat) is made from brains, therefore my question Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 01, 2008, 06:12:22 PM
Quote from: Sibling Chatty on September 01, 2008, 08:39:27 AM
Last Do zombies have old fashioned tent revivals with really loud Hammond organ music and lots of singing about BRAAAAAINS?? Post

No, but Unitarian Universalists do. Dunno about the organ music. More like classic rock cover bands.

My friend has had a "Umbrella Corp." shirt for a while, which is the corp. in Resident Evil that is responsible for all the zombies.

I recently bought and am awaiting a Skynet shirt (from Terminator 3).

Last Who said guys can't co-ordiante clothing? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 01, 2008, 06:24:03 PM
Last I rather have one with the UAC* logo ;) Post

*The corporation in Doom games that opens a portal to hell.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 01, 2008, 07:02:58 PM
A bush administration T-shirt wouldn't be bad for that kind of thing either.

Last oohhh, burn. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 01, 2008, 07:48:15 PM
I still think about a design with Bush&Co in Samurai outfits (with dorsal flags showing appropriate symbols*) shouting: Bush-I-do!

Last should Sarah Palin be depicted with a gumby (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gumbies) outfit? Post

*an eye with a chain for the VP, a sack of rice for the SecState etc.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 01, 2008, 08:11:07 PM
aaaaaand i'm out of ideas.

Last I like my coffee black just like my metal Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 01, 2008, 08:16:08 PM
Last since when are ideas necessary for claiming the Last Post? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 01, 2008, 08:21:28 PM
Last alles glänzt, so schön neu Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 01, 2008, 10:57:25 PM
Last do midget pilot zombies cry "planes....planes....boss, it's the planes...."?  Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 01, 2008, 11:10:09 PM
Last Time Traveling! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 02, 2008, 01:11:11 AM
Last the made-entirely-of-sugar Zombies are afraid, as a warning, they decry..... Rains! Rains! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 02, 2008, 01:13:33 AM
oh no, the zombies of avalon 5.7 are coming for Captain Kirk!

Last James... James... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 02, 2008, 01:17:54 AM
Last He'd Dead, Jim, He's Dead! ... I know, that's what I'm afraid of, actually.... It's a VULCAN zombie.... It doesn't say anything, but it IS very logical, as it eats your brains... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 02, 2008, 01:53:04 AM
Last The borg will sue for role infringement... or they will taste delicious Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 02, 2008, 01:54:47 AM
Last what's the logic in eating the logic organ? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 02, 2008, 01:55:58 AM
Last Why do people eat lots of ice cream when they're depressed? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2008, 10:21:54 AM
Post Are zombies affected by BSE, Creutzfeld-Jacob etc.? Last

yes, that LP is inverted
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 02, 2008, 10:23:15 AM
Last if people zombies crave people brains, and monkey zombies crave monkey brains, what do creationist zombies crave? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2008, 10:38:26 AM
Anything not intelligently designed I presume (they can't grasp intelligence and therefore not really crave it)

Last zombie ninja gangbangers Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 02, 2008, 10:43:49 AM
Last Swato, keep your unsettlingly specific fantasies out of this Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2008, 10:45:35 AM
Not mine
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0146369/

Last once found looking for the most stupid (non-German) movie title I could find Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 02, 2008, 11:02:39 AM
Yes, swato, I know. I'm making fun of you.

Last I could always quote Rammstein lyrics I don't fully understand. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2008, 11:17:06 AM
Does your knowledge imply that you have seen that movie ;)

Last OK, I repeatedly made it a gag earlier Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 02, 2008, 11:25:10 AM
made it a 'gag'?

Last I won't even bother with anything witty Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 02, 2008, 07:10:21 PM
Last was it a gag order? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 02, 2008, 07:17:23 PM

Last We have standards to maintain. You are not complying. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2008, 07:19:45 PM
At least it is likely to trigger the gag reflex.

Last and now for an in-depth discussion of Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom* Post

*candidate for the title of most sick "serious" movie ever made
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 02, 2008, 07:53:52 PM
Ugh. School. it exists

Last I will survive Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 02, 2008, 07:57:37 PM

Last it only exists because you looked at it; try shutting your eyes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 02, 2008, 07:59:19 PM
Last But if I'm not looking at it I don't know if it exists or not. in fact, it exists and does not exist at the same time. which isn't that much of an improvement. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2008, 08:14:32 PM
Ask the cat for advice in that case
Last A cat may look at a king and a Qwerty may look at a school Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 02, 2008, 08:24:34 PM
The flashing messages in the bottom left are annoying me already.
At least there are no adverts yet.


Last trying out Chrome browser Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2008, 08:27:02 PM
Last Those could be subliminal ads Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 02, 2008, 08:33:07 PM
I think the subliminal messages are saying "we want IE and Firefox's market share"


Last new megalomaniac on the block Post

Edit:

Oops, tiny cockup on the new browser front:

"This web page is not available.

The web page at null might be temporarily down or it may have moved permanently to a new web address."

And the porn (officially incognito) mode is disappointing too. Perhaps they haven't had time to make any porn for the Beta...


Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2008, 09:10:58 PM
...or spent all the money on the chrome, so nothing was left for the girls.

Last Like thunder-hall a roof is browsing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 02, 2008, 09:21:07 PM
Back to IE for now. Not bad but was missing my IE7-Pro URL shortcuts and gesture support.

Last stick in the mud Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 02, 2008, 09:24:47 PM

Last hard to imagine anyone supporting Beagle's gestures Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 02, 2008, 09:27:08 PM
Last careful, in Spanish 'support' and 'stand' are the same word Post
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2008, 09:48:42 PM
Last sounds like the time for the unexpected Spanish Inquisition Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 02, 2008, 10:28:17 PM
Last nobody expects the spanish inquisition.  Their chief weapon was....SPAM!  spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam* Post




* yes, there are words there, if you've a microscope...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 02, 2008, 10:38:39 PM
Last I was about to bring the cushions and the comfy chair Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2008, 10:43:07 PM
As long as the bishop is not involved :mrgreen:...
[youtube=425,350]UieDo4GoRPE[/youtube]
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=UieDo4GoRPE
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 02, 2008, 11:15:18 PM
Last I didn't want to be in public accountancy.  I wanted to be.......... a LUMBERJACK. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 03, 2008, 12:04:50 AM

Last Free Lumberjack with every Purchase Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 03, 2008, 07:55:31 AM
Last but you have to provide the high heels, suspendees and the bra Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 03, 2008, 10:35:46 AM
FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE!

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 03, 2008, 10:46:32 AM
One two three
The Last Post belongs to me
Eins, zwei, drei, vier
Das letzte Wort gehört nur mir
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 03, 2008, 10:49:15 AM
uno does tres quatro
how the hell can I rhyme with that?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 03, 2008, 11:42:32 AM
five six seven eight
that's not part of our debate
Lasta Posta Paternoster
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 03, 2008, 05:13:19 PM
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro
The Last Post yo idolatro*.
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

*idolize
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 03, 2008, 06:49:23 PM
Eeene Meene Muuh
Input Output
Raus bist du!
Und mein der Last Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 03, 2008, 06:58:53 PM

Utter rubbish.

Ok I will.

Rubbish.

Last Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 03, 2008, 08:20:10 PM
Garbage in garbage out
Und der Last Post wird erneut geklaut
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 03, 2008, 09:07:00 PM
so we bend the rules do we?
remember the Last Post isn't free.

holy crap, that was weak.
I'm not much of a rhyme geek.

Last Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 03, 2008, 11:10:30 PM
Last I think poetry is for sissies and girls with cooties....I want to be a LUMBERJACK...not a sissy poet...Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 04, 2008, 03:37:45 AM
A sibling is sissy at Last
his cooties prevent him from Post
his marbles are dealt and then lost
as he finds his beloved lumberjack
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 04, 2008, 04:32:32 AM
That doesn't really rhyme....

Last morgphomgohmogohmgoh post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 04, 2008, 04:41:15 AM
Last oh yeah? YOU try to find a word that rhymes with 'aggle' Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 04, 2008, 04:45:27 AM
gaggle, as in geese? you could mispronounce Bagel. Dangle maybe, as a slant.

Last you could use rhymezone.com post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 04, 2008, 05:26:52 AM
Those rhymes are now things from the past
because words in the desert are vast
so regardless of haggle
it still rhymes with gaggle
making this Post the most and grand Last
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 04, 2008, 05:29:34 AM
So now you try a limmerick
It is an interesting pick
So I must say Last here
And I must say Post there
Because they do not rhyme with lick.
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 04, 2008, 05:44:29 AM
Last I have always preferred free-verse Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 04, 2008, 05:45:34 AM
Last I prefer the Snark Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 04, 2008, 06:32:01 AM
Last not rhyming, no not even a tiny bit Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 04, 2008, 06:42:57 AM
Last I can make you rhyme, you stupid git Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 04, 2008, 07:09:42 AM
Last aaah, but _I_ did not write that last line, did I?  No I did not.  I refuse to rhyme...it's for sissies.  And girls.  With cooties..... (where's my lumberjack axe?  Oh, there it is, right next to my brasserie....) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 04, 2008, 07:18:01 AM
L for last
A for at my mercy
S for stupid to argue with that
T for try anything and you'll regret it
   for your chnces to retrieve it
P for pity you
O oh my  supreme being, he took the Last Post again
S  stupid of me to expect otherwise
T Täterätääääääääääääääääääääääää
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 04, 2008, 08:28:25 AM
Last Post.

That's it.  No poems, no rhymes, no jokes, no MPFC references, no nothing.

Top that, if you dare!
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 04, 2008, 08:52:30 AM
last post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 04, 2008, 09:09:09 AM
tsop tsal
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 04, 2008, 09:10:32 AM
that was too complex. I did literally the bare minimum.

last post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 04, 2008, 09:18:40 AM
x=st

lax pox

:mrgreen:
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 04, 2008, 09:25:52 AM
but that requires providing the information that x=st

last squared? post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 04, 2008, 01:32:32 PM
LAX is LA's airport code

Last does that mean that LA is the 'st'? ;) Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 04, 2008, 01:46:59 PM

Last effortless Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 04, 2008, 03:56:13 PM
L lazy P
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 04, 2008, 04:09:08 PM
Last [bed]Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 04, 2008, 07:12:56 PM
Las-chrrrr! Pos-chrrrrr!
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 04, 2008, 08:58:51 PM
CHIRP CHIRP, LEETLE BIRDIE

Last Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 04, 2008, 09:06:52 PM
Sleep Last Post sleep
The Qwerty scares the sheep
The Bob is in a quantum state
My clock tells me it is quite late
Sleep last Post sleep
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 04, 2008, 09:08:17 PM
It's actually just 4pm here, but that's about when I go to sleep nowadays...

last post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 04, 2008, 09:13:11 PM
A quarter past 10 pm here and the bathtub needs a visit.
Last can't post when sitting in it Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 04, 2008, 11:42:03 PM
Last [fence]Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 05, 2008, 09:30:41 AM
Does anybody know how to make <HTML-Tag> appear as such in an HTML environment, i.e. not being interpreted as HTML and therefore made invisible.
If I do </i>, it will appear as "   " (i.e. nothing there)
If I do <</i>> it will apear as "<>"

Last can't find the solution in standard tag lists Post

btw, same question for "[" and "]" in BBC code
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 05, 2008, 10:00:21 AM
how about

Code Select


[b]this text would clearly be bold[/b]
<i>I guess this is italic?</i>



yup. just type in  [ code ] and [ /code ]

~Qwerty

Last coded Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 05, 2008, 12:43:48 PM
You mean with blanks between the bracket and the inner tag?

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 05, 2008, 01:25:15 PM
Spaces may work, is this for comments on the BBC site?

Last obviously not here Post
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Post by: beagle on September 05, 2008, 06:11:45 PM
Last Mine I think Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 05, 2008, 06:20:34 PM
Last whose? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 05, 2008, 07:30:21 PM

Last run...run...there's a mine Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 05, 2008, 07:44:06 PM
Clearly, swato, no spaces between the brackets and the word 'code'. but had I not put them there, you'd've seen this:

Code Select
and

Code Select
Although I could've just said to use [code] text to use code, and it will show up in a box like this.[/code]

Assuming you're using BBCode. Might work in html, but I wouldn't know.

Last Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 05, 2008, 07:47:40 PM
Last knotty problems spaces - have a danish instead Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 05, 2008, 07:55:12 PM
Last Didn't ask for one. Not here anyway. Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 05, 2008, 08:02:06 PM
It's for a comment section in a blog. Only 'simple' html tags allowed

Last I'll try with spaces Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 05, 2008, 08:14:53 PM
IMAGINATION.

Last Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 05, 2008, 11:17:28 PM
So you tell me you are just a figment of mine?
Last delusional Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 05, 2008, 11:18:13 PM
Or I'm just spouting madness

Last Madness I say!{/sub] Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 06, 2008, 12:34:55 AM
Last quiet weekend planned, unless Qwert continues this madness! Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 06, 2008, 12:35:59 AM
Madness?

THIS!
IS!
LAST POST!
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 06, 2008, 01:01:37 AM
Last after watching 300, I wanted to kick someone in the chest, too Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 06, 2008, 01:04:52 AM
Who says media makes you violent?

In the game Assassin's Creed, the fights are done cinematically, and when you sneak up behind someone (or run up, jump...) and then stab them in the throat/side, it looks all badass, especially when you walk away slowly and no one notices.

Me and another friend who played the game sometimes do that to each other (with just our hands, of course). Clearly we wouldn't want to hurt each other, but it's so Badass[/b]

Last And it looks funny when we both try it Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 06, 2008, 04:58:32 AM
Last ...tired....so tired...must finish Toadfish reading and go to bed... Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 06, 2008, 10:58:54 AM
After shutting down the PC, I did a bit of jigsaw puzzling. As a result I went to bed after 3am.

Last and now it's high noon Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 06, 2008, 05:16:51 PM
Hey, it's high noon here now to.

But we've got Hannah here, so it doesn't really feel like it.

Last weak tropical sauce Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 06, 2008, 09:11:26 PM
It's alibi raining again (not enough to justify an umbrella or a hood but still inconvenient)

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 06, 2008, 09:21:12 PM
Isn't is perpetually cloudy in germany?

Last weather based national generalizations Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 06, 2008, 10:36:21 PM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 06, 2008, 09:21:12 PM
Isn't is perpetually cloudy in germany?

Last weather based national generalizations Post

Last thought that was England Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 06, 2008, 10:38:58 PM
Last, first I have to read the latest Last Post, Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 06, 2008, 11:38:51 PM
I dunno, they're both germanic languages.

Last Geography, Linguistics. same diff Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 06, 2008, 11:46:24 PM
Well East-Friesland traditionally exports fog to England (produced from East-Friesians smoking the seaweed in their mattrasses)

Last age-old jokes Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 06, 2008, 11:50:49 PM
Is it some kind of pun that doesn't translate into english very well?

Last lost in transmutation Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 06, 2008, 11:51:53 PM
Last, first [again] I read the Last Post thread and Post, Post

So, in short:

Last First Last Post Post Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 06, 2008, 11:55:35 PM
East-Friesians are traditional joke-targets in Germany

Last country bumpkin Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 06, 2008, 11:56:57 PM
Like hillbillies.

or how you can't say Texas in America without people thinking

Last worst president ever Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 07, 2008, 12:04:11 AM
Sounds like it.

Last Shorebillies? Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 07, 2008, 12:07:47 AM
sounds like pie.

last 3.1459cutyouintheface post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 07, 2008, 12:16:22 AM
Did somebody say pie?
[youtube=425,350]Mfr7xG6smhU[/youtube]
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=Mfr7xG6smhU
Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 07, 2008, 12:18:51 AM
What's with the red-shirt/Ku Klux Klansmen crossover cosplayers?

Last Saurumon the red wizard? Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 07, 2008, 01:08:58 AM
Well, Dubya may be the current worst president ever.

But, if by some abominable ill fortune, McSame gets in, and dies (some stat makers are giving the odds at 50%....!) we'll be saddled with..... Palin.

Last worst president than even the most cynical have imagined Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 07, 2008, 01:38:08 AM
Last my god, if he croaks in office, I'm GTFO so fast! Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 07, 2008, 02:09:38 AM
If he's elected, I'll be looking very hard at colleges abroad. No way in hell I'm staying here for FORE MOAR YEARS. Alive, or dead.

Last resort Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 07, 2008, 02:16:33 AM
Why this fear mongering about Palin? It isn't as if a theo-crazy would be implemented and all dissenters would be sent to 'conversion camps'.

Last Iran is an open minded society by comparison Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 07, 2008, 02:23:09 AM
Oh Lord.

(Last inappropriate pun Post)

If that happens, I'll be looking to teach English abroad and never come home (any recommendations?).

And what would happen to someone who refused to (re)convert? Would they spend the rest of their days in some Aleutian gulag?
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 07, 2008, 02:24:54 AM
If McCain gets elected, it signifies that not only do we have four more years of stupid, but that at the very least, 51% of America thinks they WANT that.

Last I'm interested to see what people who think Obama is the anti-christ will do when he doesn't rain hellfire on all civilization Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 07, 2008, 05:13:53 AM
Nope, according to voter turnout from the 2004 elections only 200M were eligible to vote and ~40% of potential voters abstained, therefore 30%+1 of voters or 20%+1 of the total population of the country thought better to have the incumbent in office for 4 more years.

Last IOW 1 in 5 Americans made the fatal choice and I don't see why that would change Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 07, 2008, 05:49:29 AM
Last first, I read the last posts, to re-claim the last post for myself and see what other last posters have said Post

Or in other words...


Last first last posts last post last posters post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 07, 2008, 09:04:48 AM
Not enough room in the Aleutians for the "need".

Given Diebold, the need for theocrat and useful idiot voters is even lower.

Last send Palin on a private hunting trip with Chain-Eye and equip wolfs and bears with SAMs Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 07, 2008, 10:07:58 AM

Last could you invent Palin if you tried? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 07, 2008, 12:05:19 PM
Maybe not her in particular but the general type? Null Problemo.

Last now for the Hilton*/Spears ticket Post

*the Son of Cain has far less Hilton years than her
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 07, 2008, 08:11:03 PM
Zombies! Vampires! Werewolves! Ducks!

Last fear for your liiiiiives Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 07, 2008, 08:59:53 PM

Last Godzilla Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 07, 2008, 09:00:08 PM
Last Go Go Godzilla Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 07, 2008, 09:00:58 PM

Last that was quick Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 07, 2008, 09:02:05 PM
Last Quick Draw McGraw Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 07, 2008, 09:10:16 PM
Last * Post



* I've nothing more to add at this time
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 07, 2008, 09:11:25 PM
Last do be do dap dap da dee Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 07, 2008, 09:17:47 PM
Last silly silly silly Post is a silly Game

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 07, 2008, 09:19:44 PM
Last BREAKING THE TIME OF SPACE Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 07, 2008, 11:44:45 PM
Last home from a fruitless search for cheap cermic tiles, then 3 arby-q samiches and now enjoying something called a "jamoka shake" (basically ice milk with chocolate and coffee flavorings) Post
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Post by: Pachyderm on September 08, 2008, 01:43:37 AM
Last nothing witty to write in subscript Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 08, 2008, 01:57:28 AM
L ast it seems a common affliction P ost
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 08, 2008, 02:05:18 AM

Last only the afflicted are affected Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 08, 2008, 02:18:45 AM
Last The affliction has a terrible effect if you're affected. now give me my affects. Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 08, 2008, 02:23:41 AM

Last to be afflicted may cause one to be effective, or not Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 08, 2008, 02:26:39 AM
Last bah, now you're just arguing semantics Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 08, 2008, 02:28:01 AM

Last it's only the five minute argument Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 08, 2008, 02:29:11 AM
Last I AM TEH SNIPER Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 08, 2008, 04:16:32 AM
Last no more video games for you, mister Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 08, 2008, 06:44:09 AM
Had a disturbing revelation today at work--my boss laughs like Mr. Bent.

Last hathathathat Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 08, 2008, 07:04:34 AM
Last I did not go to the Last Post first, as is my usual habit, but second (or third?) so this is the Second Last Post Post

Or

Last Last Post First Second Last Post Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 08, 2008, 09:01:29 AM
#8001 reply of the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 08, 2008, 09:04:44 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 08, 2008, 04:16:32 AM
Last no more video games for you, mister Post

I meant as in terms of sniping the last post very quickly

Last But I am a wicked sniper in Team Fortress 2 Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 08, 2008, 09:09:31 AM
Last Post not for sniping! Sniper bait maybe.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 08, 2008, 09:15:33 AM
Last LEETLE RED DOT ONLY WANTS TO HELP! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 08, 2008, 11:24:24 AM
Last if it can't, the large wet red spot may do Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 08, 2008, 11:26:55 AM
Last wot wot post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 08, 2008, 04:19:25 PM
Last pot shot Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 08, 2008, 05:26:42 PM
Last shot the pot Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 08, 2008, 06:23:22 PM
Last then you as the producer of potholes must buy a new one Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 08, 2008, 08:48:27 PM

Last lost plots Post
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Post by: Pachyderm on September 08, 2008, 09:27:19 PM
Last Have you looked down the back of the sofa? post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 08, 2008, 10:49:55 PM
Last Post.

I did not look here first, as usual.  Too bad.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 09, 2008, 12:48:03 AM
Last look at the lock Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 09, 2008, 02:56:09 AM

Last :canoe: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 09, 2008, 02:58:32 AM
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 09, 2008, 03:23:41 AM
Last ...and while she walked under the bridge the shadows within stirred ceaselessly provoking a complete transmutation of emotions which in time would have destroyed all that she held dear in the blink of an eye... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 09, 2008, 04:42:59 AM
Last zono's last post was so poetic, that I almost didn't post a last post, but....I could not resist, so I posted the last post anyway Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 09, 2008, 07:51:44 AM
Last (http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/186/4/3/Guitar_Emote_Hero_revamp_by_CookiemagiK.gif) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 09, 2008, 08:04:32 AM
Quote from: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 09, 2008, 07:51:44 AM
Last (http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/186/4/3/Guitar_Emote_Hero_revamp_by_CookiemagiK.gif) Post

Aaargh! The Wiy!
Last Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 09, 2008, 02:13:07 PM
Last waiting for  :cup: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 09, 2008, 04:10:24 PM
Last waiting for an HP laptop to finish its crap configuration Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 09, 2008, 09:08:11 PM
Quote from: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 09, 2008, 02:13:07 PM
Last waiting for  :cup: Post

Hm, good idea. I should have another tea

Last Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 09, 2008, 09:21:51 PM
Home, now.  Purchased some self-inking stamp-thingys to use at the top of my invoices...looks a tad bit more "professional" than hand-written.

Last drinking iced tea...NO surgar, thankyouverymuch...I take my iced tea bitter, not sweet.... Post
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Post by: Pachyderm on September 09, 2008, 10:39:46 PM
 :cup:


Last Run, it's a zombie smiley in a teacup!!Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 10, 2008, 03:01:03 AM
Last "Come dear, there's a zombie in my teacup" Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 10, 2008, 03:27:05 AM
Last listening to Star Wars on TV....Luke is about to face his inner Darth... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 10, 2008, 07:23:57 AM
Getting up early. I hate it.
Next week will be worse (2 hours to be exact)

Last you have a problem when your normal pattern is going to bed at about 2am Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 10, 2008, 08:05:18 AM
Off down the canteen to buy a bacon butty and coffee in the thirty minutes while there's still a universe. *


Last does anything anti-matter? Post


* If it ends badly see you in a multiverse where the fuse blew.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 10, 2008, 09:16:53 AM
Last Feeling a bit more tired that usual, but other than that things haven't started falling apart at an atomic level Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 10, 2008, 09:40:29 AM
Last First rule of black holes: If you're in one, your get out options are limited Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 10, 2008, 09:48:13 AM
Last but what if you're just, relatively speaking, standing on top of a bi brick with a black hole underneath? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 10, 2008, 10:27:45 AM
And now for the political gossip question of the day: Is Kim Jong ill?
Last pun, wonderful pun Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 10, 2008, 10:36:27 AM
Last maybe he caught what Fidel had? Maybe uh.. Mao 2.0 will get it next? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 10, 2008, 10:44:45 AM
And the GOP threatens to shut down government again, if the can't Drill, Baby, Drill! without any limitations (they even have an Alaska-drained tshirt about it).

Last Hänget se! Hänget se! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 10, 2008, 07:13:55 PM
Last how to sell nuance to the uneducated Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 10, 2008, 07:50:03 PM
Last You'll be dead before we run out of offshore oil anyway, so why worry? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 10, 2008, 08:12:52 PM
Well quite.


Last ever thought of joining the Diplomatic Corp Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 10, 2008, 09:00:08 PM
Before he reaches that state it will be the Diplomat corpse.

Last why is the cliche Hungarian food called ghoul ash and what does it say about the Hungry Aryans? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 10, 2008, 10:34:31 PM
Last drat...have to go back on those anti-acid stupid pills again...maybe I'm allergic to mushrooms...may as well quit now, if that turns out to be the case.....can't face life without mushrooms...Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 10, 2008, 10:57:01 PM
Quote from: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 10, 2008, 10:34:31 PM
Last drat...have to go back on those anti-acid stupid pills again...maybe I'm allergic to mushrooms...may as well quit now, if that turns out to be the case.....can't face life without mushrooms...Post

Allergic to mushrooms AND taking anti-acid pills?  :(

Last perhaps you should try DMT  ;) Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 11, 2008, 12:51:53 AM
Last what kind of mushrooms are we talking about? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 11, 2008, 01:57:11 AM
Last  ??? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 11, 2008, 07:20:36 AM
Last I don't know the name, but those classic white ones available in every supermarket in the US in a little blue foam container.... *sigh* Post


Edit:  What is DMT?

De-Militarized Thyme?  :D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 11, 2008, 07:21:37 AM
Last I'm starting to feel the side effects of the LHC Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 11, 2008, 08:26:06 AM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 11, 2008, 07:21:37 AM
Last I'm starting to feel the side effects of the LHC Post

Last Hm, didn't you mean THC? ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 11, 2008, 08:49:06 AM
Last or the JHC Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 11, 2008, 08:52:12 AM
Last Post before I'm off to bed and a good book, then.

G'night.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 11, 2008, 08:57:27 AM
G'night

Last it's mine now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 11, 2008, 09:29:59 AM
bah! PUNY HUMANS!

the last post is MINE!!!!!!

Last Dr. Megalomania Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on September 11, 2008, 12:46:44 PM
And I foil Dr megalomania's Evil Plan.

Last Have you seen an elephant sized cape anywhere? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 11, 2008, 01:52:43 PM
So, you are the secret identity of Superfant?

Last (http://images.elfwood.com/art/m/e/meppe/superfantew.jpg.rZd.43084.jpg) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 11, 2008, 02:03:25 PM
Quote from: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 11, 2008, 07:20:36 AM
Edit:  What is DMT?

De-Militarized Thyme?  :D

To quote (very roughly, don't have the Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test handy) Tom Wolfe:  "LSD is like being squeezed out of a tube, DMT is like being shot out of a cannon".

I don't know either from personal experience and don't care to try.  Might as well just :brainbleech:

You should be fine with the De-Militarized Thyme, but watch out for the Diviner's Sage.


Last drugs are bad, m'kay? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 11, 2008, 03:26:41 PM
DMT = Dimethyltryptamine (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimethyltryptamine)

Last druggie Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on September 11, 2008, 03:44:18 PM
Dammit! the underpants outside the trousers look is not flattering. Who designed these outfits? Why can't we have a nice suit, with a lapel pin?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 11, 2008, 04:15:02 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on September 11, 2008, 03:26:41 PM
DMT = Dimethyltryptamine (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimethyltryptamine)


Being a chemistry-trained Hunter S. Thompson fan does lead to some rather interesting areas of (purely theoretical) knowledge.  Used to be able to sketch the structure of many substances from memory. ;)

Last I wish we had Hunter here for this election - for the politics, not the party Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 11, 2008, 06:51:23 PM
Okay.  So, no DMT for me.

Last I don't even like to use legal drugs, and consider Rolaids antacid to be a bit excessive Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 11, 2008, 07:19:53 PM
Last parents against aspirin Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 11, 2008, 08:25:37 PM
It's the paracetamol / acetaminophen that scares me.  More or less a banned substance in our house - we use ibuprofen when necessary (infrequent).   


Last save the liver for better substances like EtOH and to hell with the stomach Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 11, 2008, 09:09:42 PM
I don't like the drugs.

Last but the drugs like me. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 11, 2008, 09:38:53 PM
Best you stick exclusively to the caffeine for another half-decade or so, Q.

Last manageable addiction Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 11, 2008, 09:40:19 PM
quite managable.

Last heaaaaches Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 11, 2008, 09:52:25 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on September 11, 2008, 09:38:53 PM
manageable addiction
Says the addict! All caffeine addicts I know claim they're not addicted but take away one cup of the stuff and they get all antsy.

Last me OTOH... ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 11, 2008, 11:25:24 PM
Naaaaah...  I can go cold turkey anytime (sometimes completely forget to have coffee or tea on the weekend), and withdrawal symptoms only last 3 days max.  I don't get the headaches or the insomnia - just lower energy and occasional sleepiness.  These days I'm drinking less than a cup of coffee per diem - I found out that 1/4 cup of coffee 2-3 times a day takes care of the desire to taste it.  The caffeine consumption is rounded out fairly well with green tea, to the tune of 2 - 8 cups per day, but that's as much for the habit of drinking warm beverages at work.  My tolerance has been pretty high lately, so I don't get the subjective "buzz" unless I line up 2-3 cups in a row, therefore there's no point in consuming even a full cup of coffee at once.  I probably should take a month off to drop the tolerance at some point. 

The key is to avoid the first burst of caffeine for a few hours on waking, so that you're not dependent to function in the morning.

My father gets CRANKY without his cuppa joe, so I know that caffeine dependence is no myth.


Last full of beans Post


Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 12, 2008, 03:18:52 AM
Last it's getting on towards bedtime, but I'm wide awake again, drat Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 12, 2008, 07:55:56 AM
The return of Qwerty to the Last Post thread threatens my first poster status longterm :aargh!:

Last  Q :whip: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 12, 2008, 11:05:03 AM
Hate to say it, but my age threatens your first poster status longterm.

Last But I'm not posting *that* much, am I? Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 12, 2008, 12:27:50 PM
Hm, with a prospective POTUS in waiting that considers going to war with Russia over e.g. Georgia, my chances of a rip age might actually be higher than yours

Last provided the toadfish server is not too near an impact site, otherwise what difference would it make postwise? Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 12, 2008, 01:23:34 PM
And you think Germany would remain neutral?

Last roll the tanks Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 12, 2008, 04:39:36 PM
I just spoke of comparative life expectancies :mrgreen: I live within range of a fortified fall-out shelter*.
If the US unilaterally provokes a nuclear war, Germany may stay out and we will have to deal with just the radioactive dust coming in from Poland**.

Last macabre Post

*actually not anymore. After the (prematurely declared) end of the cold war, the parts that turned the subway station into a shelter were removed (to my knowledge).
**and the neutral Scandinavians with that from the UK
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 12, 2008, 04:52:40 PM
So, are we forecasting the mysterious death of McSame soon after taking office then?

Last and Karl Rove would be the next Vice Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 12, 2008, 07:33:30 PM
If McCain wins, I may have to protest the LHC.

Last But I didn't *ask* to be in this reality Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 12, 2008, 10:28:30 PM
Last huge sigh* Post.

* Sarah Palin is one truly frightening hombre religious-bigot...errr....interesting person.  And McSame's health really is in the crapper....
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 12, 2008, 10:37:32 PM
Just getting ready for the 2012 apocalypses.

Last McCain/Palin: a step closer to 'god'  ::) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 12, 2008, 10:38:56 PM
Last I just watched Chatty's "I Like This" thread, and it was truly fun Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 12, 2008, 10:44:36 PM
Last conference calls! they're fun, but make me wish phones worked through headsets. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 12, 2008, 11:10:40 PM

Last phones will work through teeth - blue teeth Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 13, 2008, 12:03:04 AM
but I what I want is TWO blue teeth.

Last ears can get OCD Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 13, 2008, 12:55:01 AM
And the Scandinavians were ahead of everybody again with the reign of Harald Bluetooth (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harald_I_of_Denmark)
Last he never used wirebound technology* Post

*but chain mail
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 13, 2008, 12:57:12 AM
Axegrit snotfang

Last slayed by stonefist Aleboot. or alefist stoneboot. or stonepalmt beershoe Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 13, 2008, 01:28:36 AM
(http://pro.corbis.com/images/42-15456493.jpg?size=572&uid=%7B2CF2180F-6DA4-416D-834F-CB63DDCF1C29%7D)
http://pro.corbis.com/images/42-15456493.jpg?size=572&uid=%7B2CF2180F-6DA4-416D-834F-CB63DDCF1C29%7D
Last viking king on a Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 13, 2008, 01:56:12 AM
Warrior on a stick?

Last Vlad the impaler Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on September 13, 2008, 03:00:41 AM
Last   is that the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 13, 2008, 03:01:15 AM
he was a stickler for.... something.

Last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 13, 2008, 04:38:18 AM
Last I've discovered a new show on some channel or other....Diagnosis X.  It's cool, in that you really don't need to watch at all, just listen.... just the thing for background noise that is interesting, too....Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 13, 2008, 09:19:51 AM
I had enough background noise yesterday (and up to about 3am this morning).
The party of the girl in the flat above this (parents absent?) took a bit too much biofuel in, I presume.
Last I don't count out an orgy taking place with 100% probability :o Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 13, 2008, 11:00:39 AM
Last never count your orgies Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 13, 2008, 12:42:23 PM
Given the crowd attending, I'd not be inclined to participate in any case.
Last more taste in your perversions please Post


Clarification: I have no prove that anything immoral (=sexual; EtOH intoxication is accepted by society) took place. I just can't exclude the possibility. :o ::) :o ::) :o
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 13, 2008, 01:13:04 PM
If they're mostly under 18, it's almost garunteed there's at least alcohol.

of course, you're in goddamn Germany.

Last still probably something prohibited Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 13, 2008, 02:20:06 PM
The broken bottles on the lawn are a bit of a giveaway.

Last minors may not buy booze, nobody said anything about consumption* :D Post


*while with movies it is explicitly illegal e.g. for parents (or other relatives) to rent "adult" movies and showing them to their own minors. Example: Boy has sex with younger girl while together watching prawn. Case for sex with a minor against the boy was thrown out but he was convicted for the prawn movie. => Watch prawn? No! Make prawn? Yes! :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 13, 2008, 02:51:01 PM
I like shrimp.

Last and don't you mean make babies? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 13, 2008, 04:02:52 PM
Last was the boy a minor too? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 13, 2008, 04:26:56 PM
This incident must've been before the internets.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 13, 2008, 04:46:08 PM

Last little babies: shrimp; big babies: prawn Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 13, 2008, 06:54:41 PM
Last Heeeeyyyyy baaaybaaaaaay Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 13, 2008, 07:50:00 PM
Last how you doin'? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 13, 2008, 07:59:27 PM
and i'm off!

see you sunday!

Last adios los los los Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 13, 2008, 08:08:43 PM
Last my, what an.....interesting turn this thread has taken of late Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 13, 2008, 09:11:53 PM
Last you never know who will hijack the LPT Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 13, 2008, 09:37:31 PM

Last turn, turn, turn.... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 13, 2008, 09:43:09 PM
The wheel?

Last Buddhist Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 13, 2008, 09:46:35 PM

Last wheel never meet again on the bonny bonny banks of Loch Lomond word association post Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 13, 2008, 10:39:21 PM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 13, 2008, 04:26:56 PM
This incident must've been before the internets.

Have to check the details.

Last Romeo today would be punished harder for child abuse than for the slaying of Tybalt Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 14, 2008, 02:05:21 AM
Last oh, but we've come so far since Romeo's time, have we not?  Do we no longer burn witches, then?  Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 14, 2008, 05:03:55 AM
Last I guess you could say that character assassination is still better than physical assassination Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 14, 2008, 08:23:24 AM
Last (http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs28/f/2008/158/3/3/3316cc949fd6b805b3c3b1eff44acec2.gif) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 14, 2008, 08:28:15 AM
But they already developed more environmentally friendly methods of witch-burning that needed less fuel and probably had better smoke control. In 1639 the magistrate of Neisse in Silesia ordered the building of a witch oven for that very purpose (I can't find the number but I think it allowed the simultaneous burning of about 3 dozen witches).

Last practically within walking distance from Auschwitz one might say :censored: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 14, 2008, 08:47:11 AM
Last now I'm listening to the following debate: linky (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2140071740803031243&ei=QmPESLCiJZSuiALq0Ly8BQ&q=atheism) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on September 14, 2008, 08:57:26 AM

Last   just finished watching bowling for Columbine   Post


Last   I need to watch cheerful films during insomina   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 14, 2008, 09:54:55 AM
Like Rabid Bambi Returns? ;)

Last The Sound of Music twice an hour and Jaws 1,2&3 Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 14, 2008, 01:08:28 PM

Last Insomnia Primal Fear recommended; good giggle at the end; worked for me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 14, 2008, 03:48:29 PM
Last I'm tempted to teach the birds to talk to figure out what they want Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 14, 2008, 06:41:30 PM
Last maybe they want their own account here Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 14, 2008, 07:19:37 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 14, 2008, 03:48:29 PM
Last I'm tempted to teach the birds to talk to figure out what they want Post

Last Lots of talking birds on the Muppet Show Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 14, 2008, 09:43:05 PM
And lots of muppets in the investment banking sector. Put your tin hat on. Could be a bumpy ride when all those derivatives suddenly have no counterparty :o .

Last Lehmans, Merrill Lynch, AIG Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 14, 2008, 10:40:08 PM
*promptly puts on a colander*
Last what about the pasta? Where am I going to put it now? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 14, 2008, 10:55:15 PM
hullababloo!

last nonsensesensesensesensaisensical Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 15, 2008, 12:17:05 AM
Last now America's Test Kitchen is covering a parmasia chicken recipe...another one I may try... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 15, 2008, 12:52:37 AM
Last shindig! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 15, 2008, 01:52:47 AM
Last now some dino program is on...but I'm not really listening Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: The Meromorph on September 15, 2008, 02:27:04 AM
Last uncoordinated inanity Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 15, 2008, 02:34:14 AM
Last hmm? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on September 15, 2008, 04:48:26 AM
4-Last  Day:III of giving mom's cat oral medicine  Post.   


3-Last  not even the "cat mummified in a bath towel" position holds her angry, flailing paws down  Post.


2-Last  this cat can retract her head into her luxurious shoulder ruff much like a turtle retracts into a shell  Post. 


1-Last  I have discovered previously untapped talents for first-try dispensing of antibiotics down furious, yowling throats  Post   


Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 15, 2008, 05:26:13 AM
I hate to get up at 5 in the morning (and my stomach hates me for it even more).
That's the time to go to sleep, not to get up.

Last OK, usually it's 2am for startin' sleepin' Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 15, 2008, 07:32:58 AM
Blegh. I don't do 5 am. Ever. I'm a horrible, horrible person at five am. Which is why I never open.

Last must loathe morning people Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 15, 2008, 09:43:31 AM
Last I went to bed too early, and now I'm wide awake again...maybe some tea Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 15, 2008, 11:02:49 AM
I got up about a bit before 6am right now since I set my alarm for 5am.

normally 5am is when I take my shower. but that's when I go to bed on time.

Last Still a vampire Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 15, 2008, 04:09:57 PM

Last woke up at 5:43 am precisely Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 15, 2008, 04:41:48 PM
My stomach hated me even more at about 10am (up til noon).
All the stomach taming successes of the last few month for nothing I fear (given that the "get up at 5" will go on for both this and the next week).

Last where are my NaOH extra strong pellets? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 15, 2008, 04:44:37 PM
Last :( Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 15, 2008, 06:24:13 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on September 15, 2008, 04:41:48 PM
Last where are my NaOH extra strong pellets? Post

I won't lye to you... they are readily available at most supermarkets (here).

Last If all else fails, there's Crystal Draino - pick out the aluminum bits first. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 15, 2008, 06:59:07 PM
I thought more about a teflon coating ;)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 15, 2008, 07:51:07 PM
How about Kevlar?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 16, 2008, 05:05:45 AM
That's biodegradable, I think.
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 16, 2008, 05:22:30 AM
As opposed to carbon fiber?

Last killer shards Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on September 16, 2008, 05:29:11 AM
Last   shards wiv frikkin laser beams attached to their ... something  Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 16, 2008, 05:55:58 AM
Last I ate too much supper at 6, took a nap, and now am wide awake....d'ya think there's a connection?  Me dreams were vivid and weird during the nap, too....*sigh* Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 16, 2008, 06:01:23 AM
Last The Persistence of Memory ought to have taught you something Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 16, 2008, 06:04:10 AM
Last the only thing Alzheimer thought me was... I forgot! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 16, 2008, 06:36:41 AM
Last Nice thing about Alzheimer's...you could write your own Mystery Novel and re-read it endlessly, being surprised each time...come to think of it, you could do that with any book. would save me a bundle in book costs... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 16, 2008, 09:54:31 AM
Last skipped a few pages as I did not have time to read them all and took the last post instead Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 16, 2008, 12:16:53 PM
SWEET AUNT JERMIMAH PANCAKES.

Give that boy some alkyhaul.

Last welcome back. we had to delcare you dead yesterday post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 16, 2008, 05:30:50 PM
Last and one of the recent Son of Cain ads had 1.a picture of a white woman 2.the word "disrespectful" 3.the picture of a ni...eh..African American* and is broadcast in the South** Post

*the one with the unamerican name
**Code? What Code?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 16, 2008, 05:36:09 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on September 16, 2008, 05:30:50 PM
*the one with the unamerican name

Who... Michaëlle Jean?  ???


Last unamerican politics Post ;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 16, 2008, 06:04:26 PM
No I think it was that Osama baracks from Hu Sei Ni
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 16, 2008, 06:09:07 PM

Just read a CNN link to a story entitled:

" Bush lands in Texas; Residents urged to leave "


Last SC working for CNN? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 16, 2008, 06:20:15 PM
Last attack ads from the knights that say 'Ni'? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 16, 2008, 06:29:52 PM
Last Ni-ian politics will ruin you! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 16, 2008, 06:32:48 PM
Last What you? I hope John Yoo Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 16, 2008, 07:54:48 PM
Last politics really give me heartburn, and there is no pill strong enough to relieve it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 16, 2008, 08:41:07 PM
Last mixing politics and the last post game is no fun... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 16, 2008, 09:00:51 PM
I always heard that mixing was the root cause of hangovers

Last but is it fun? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 16, 2008, 09:06:17 PM
Birds and Mice? what next, Owlbears?

Last growl grr hoot hoot rawr Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on September 16, 2008, 09:10:24 PM
Last Beware the SwampDonkey Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 16, 2008, 09:11:32 PM
or the invisible pink elephant.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 16, 2008, 10:13:57 PM
Last I thought that was Invisible Pink Unicorns, myself... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 16, 2008, 11:39:01 PM
Last Invisbile Pink Unicorn with Elephantitis? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 17, 2008, 12:22:04 AM
Last  :pinkelephant: :pinkelephant: :pinkelephant: :pinkelephant: :pinkelephant: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 17, 2008, 12:28:50 AM
ACK! not invisible!

Last what has been seen: it cannot be un-seen Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 17, 2008, 02:46:11 AM
Last better go read Donkey-hote  :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 17, 2008, 02:56:32 AM
Last our work is never over Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 17, 2008, 03:28:29 AM
Last tell me about it, my boss just sent me a batch of corrections after 10 PM! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 17, 2008, 03:34:55 AM
Last enjoying red bell peppers for snack Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 17, 2008, 04:55:47 AM
Last  :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 17, 2008, 08:43:30 AM
Last Rock. Robot Rock Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 17, 2008, 10:02:54 AM
Last where is my mind? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 17, 2008, 10:04:29 AM
Last I've LOST my mind! have you seen it? can you find it? hello, do you know where my mind is? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on September 17, 2008, 01:35:42 PM
Last Check down the back of the sofa, things seem to accumulate there Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 17, 2008, 04:29:59 PM
Last don't forget to brush off the dust bunnies Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 17, 2008, 04:35:56 PM
Last otherwise they may nibble down the house on you Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 17, 2008, 05:42:27 PM
Last bunnies are evil Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 17, 2008, 05:44:41 PM
Last silently moving to take over the world! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 17, 2008, 05:53:20 PM
Take a look:
(http://www.scarygoround.com/strips/20080314.png)
http://www.scarygoround.com/strips/20080314.png
Last  :o Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 17, 2008, 08:02:50 PM
God Damn.

Last That's creepy post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 17, 2008, 09:08:27 PM
Last Bunnies are creepy - unless as dinner Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 18, 2008, 12:55:47 AM
Last google 'Bunn Bunn' and "sluggy freelance"...some bunnies are not to be trifled with.... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 18, 2008, 01:01:11 AM
In a bold, yet innovative move, I steal the Last Post from....


....myself!

http://beta.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=970906 (http://beta.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=970906)

(http://beta.sluggy.com/images/comics/970906a.gif)

http://beta.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=970913 (http://beta.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=970913)

(http://beta.sluggy.com/images/comics/970913a.gif)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 18, 2008, 01:27:44 AM
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 18, 2008, 01:36:21 AM
Ahh, the cute Bun Bun from the past century.

Last Sluggy is ancient in internet terms Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 18, 2008, 06:22:26 AM
Last well, I'm ancient in human terms....sowhatsyurpoint? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 18, 2008, 06:34:20 AM
Last think of it as a 10 year old compressor  :mrgreen: Post
---
Sluggy is part of my daily routine BTW
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 18, 2008, 07:06:23 AM
Last  8) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 18, 2008, 07:06:33 AM
Last only just started reading it, myself...nothing quite like a new zealot, is there.. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on September 18, 2008, 07:54:02 AM
<Ka-Click>

Slowly hand the Last Post to Bun-Bun.  Don't make any sudden moves.  Don't upset the rabbit.

Move along now, folks.  Nothing is happening here.



(APB...Be on the look out for a mini lop-eared rabbit.  Armed and dangerous.  VERY dangerous.)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 18, 2008, 08:32:47 AM
Yeah, there were like, 3 webcomics that started in 1998/99. Sluggy Freelance, User Friendly, and Penny Arcade.

and then everyone copied them. Except I think 8bit Theater was original (being a sprite/video game parody full time comic), but that started 2001, which is close enough.

so it's all either madcap insanity with two friends, one slightly less stable than the other. There's the two guys who talk about videogaming all the time with occasional parodies (also two guys, one unstable), then large-cast life story comics about geeks/geeky things. usually more apt to being actual comics in newspapers.


Ctrl+Alt+Delete? Penny Arcade archetype
Questionable Content? User Friendly/Sluggy archetype

Last I should write a thesis on this Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 18, 2008, 10:06:45 AM
Last and I would reathat thesis Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 18, 2008, 10:18:32 AM
Last and it would be good Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 18, 2008, 10:36:48 AM
Last I am sure it would Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 18, 2008, 10:40:23 AM
Last the evil monsters are attacking Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 18, 2008, 10:59:10 AM
Where?


Last hides Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 18, 2008, 11:01:43 AM
right down there!

Last ';..;' Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 18, 2008, 12:42:36 PM
"Some parents frighten their children with ogres, witches, the bogeyman, terrible imaginary characters. If you really need to frighten them please use something more real: a wolf, a spider, a good viper..." Les Luthiers
:mrgreen:
Last the translation doesn't do them justice Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 18, 2008, 01:36:49 PM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 18, 2008, 08:32:47 AM
Yeah, there were like, 3 webcomics that started in 1998/99. Sluggy Freelance, User Friendly, and Penny Arcade.

and then everyone copied them. Except I think 8bit Theater was original (being a sprite/video game parody full time comic), but that started 2001, which is close enough.

so it's all either madcap insanity with two friends, one slightly less stable than the other. There's the two guys who talk about videogaming all the time with occasional parodies (also two guys, one unstable), then large-cast life story comics about geeks/geeky things. usually more apt to being actual comics in newspapers.


Ctrl+Alt+Delete? Penny Arcade archetype
Questionable Content? User Friendly/Sluggy archetype

OK professor.... explain Kevin & Kell, then.  Probably fits the large-cast mold to some degree (and the geeky bit, at some times more than others), but it's been online for 13 years this month.  Granted, it falls closer to "traditional" comics than a typical webcomic in layout, but the story arcs and concept are pretty unique.



Last also trace the origins of the semi-auto-bio webcomic pre-2001, pls Post


Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 18, 2008, 04:23:49 PM
I rather like XKCD myself. And Kawaii Not, but that's a whole other story. ;) And then there's Girl Genius, but that's basically a traditional comic online.


Last still prefer traditional comics, like Sandman and N.E.X.T.W.A.V.E Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 18, 2008, 08:44:34 PM
Traditional looks more like that:
(http://www.sagen.at/texte/maerchen/maerchen_deutschland/wilhelmbusch/images/diemausoderdiegestoertenachtruhe/dm1.jpg)
http://www.sagen.at/texte/maerchen/maerchen_deutschland/wilhelmbusch/images/diemausoderdiegestoertenachtruhe/dm1.jpg
Last Wilhelm Busch Post

And they could get quite brutal then too:
(http://images.zeit.de/bilder/2008/01/kultur/feuilleton/wilhelm-busch/wilhelm-busch-artikel.jpg)
http://images.zeit.de/bilder/2008/01/kultur/feuilleton/wilhelm-busch/wilhelm-busch-artikel.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 18, 2008, 09:41:51 PM
How about non-traditional?

Last like a Girl and her Fed (http://www.agirlandherfed.com/) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 18, 2008, 10:21:37 PM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 18, 2008, 08:32:47 AM
Yeah, there were like, 3 webcomics that started in 1998/99. Sluggy Freelance, User Friendly, and Penny Arcade.

and then everyone copied them. Except I think 8bit Theater was original (being a sprite/video game parody full time comic), but that started 2001, which is close enough.

so it's all either madcap insanity with two friends, one slightly less stable than the other. There's the two guys who talk about videogaming all the time with occasional parodies (also two guys, one unstable), then large-cast life story comics about geeks/geeky things. usually more apt to being actual comics in newspapers.


Ctrl+Alt+Delete? Penny Arcade archetype
Questionable Content? User Friendly/Sluggy archetype

Last I should write a thesis on this Post

Then, there is Helen, Sweetheart of the Internet (was on hiatus for a bit, is back now I'm told, but haven't followed the recent stuff).

Comic about a very non-traditional female (blonde, too) who is portrayed as one of the smartest persons in the world.  But still a woman, for all that. (by that I mean Helen was not just a "smart guy with boobs" but was a smart woman who happened to love programming, engineering and other traditionally male-dominated stuff).

Last you missed at least one Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 18, 2008, 11:07:55 PM
Maybe I'll just keep my trap shut next time, eh? :P

Last  Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 18, 2008, 11:20:54 PM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 18, 2008, 11:07:55 PM
Maybe I'll just keep my trap shut next time, eh? :P

Last  Post

No, silly.  How ELSE you gonna learn an' educate the rest of us at the same time?  ;D

Last can't imagine what we'd do if Q kept his mouth shut keyboard silent....cry mos'likely.... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 19, 2008, 10:02:07 AM
speaking of keyboards, my name, or at least, internet alias/handle/screen name causes no end of entertainment.

Like on forums here, no one ever has called me a keyboard, but there this one irc channel where everyone is convinced I *am* a keyboard.

And then when I pull my full name on them, they just go bazonkers.

Last fghjklzxcvbnm Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 19, 2008, 11:56:31 AM
How can you be a keyboard?

Last how you been fooling us? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 19, 2008, 12:37:43 PM

Last Intelligent Keyboards should be taught in Science classes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 19, 2008, 05:07:37 PM
Last Intelligent Keyboard for President! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 19, 2008, 05:34:13 PM
Last an intelligent keyboard or other appliance would've been superior to the president we've had these past 8 years...smarter, too Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 19, 2008, 07:59:49 PM
Last Wililam Howard Blender Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 19, 2008, 09:21:15 PM
Last I got my new Kindle today...it's totally cool...learning how to convert my existing books to Kindle-format, for free...Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 19, 2008, 10:18:02 PM
I though Kindle was a type of beer.
Last not that I would put that beyond you ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 19, 2008, 10:22:05 PM
Last [ sub ] usb [ /sub ] Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 19, 2008, 10:23:48 PM
Last Are you the usb-burp-ator? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 19, 2008, 10:24:19 PM
last or just makin' an smobservation Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 19, 2008, 10:28:16 PM
Last I observe but don't serve Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 19, 2008, 10:30:54 PM
Last I aim to please but my sights are a bit crooked Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 19, 2008, 10:32:54 PM
 Last QPR put their prices up Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 19, 2008, 10:34:21 PM
Last Stealing from Beethoven isn't stealing. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 19, 2008, 11:41:11 PM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 19, 2008, 10:34:21 PM
Last Stealing from Beethoven isn't stealing. Post
I think that defense will fall on deaf ears.
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 19, 2008, 11:54:26 PM
I thought scaming [his editors] for Beethoven wasn't stealing

Last scam the scammers Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 20, 2008, 12:25:33 AM
Last puney, Swato, real puney Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 20, 2008, 02:15:24 AM
Last hungry....going out to get foooooooddddd......but not brains.  I may be a zombie, but you may consider me a vegi-zombie.  No brains.  Take that however you like.... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 20, 2008, 03:37:46 AM
Last has food Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 20, 2008, 03:59:36 AM
Last piratepiratrepirate Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 20, 2008, 04:08:32 AM
Last home from foooooddddd.  Got a couple of tacos at Taco Bell.  The were billed as "fire" but they were slightly hotter than very mild, making them merely mild with a hint of hotness....typical. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 20, 2008, 04:16:17 AM
Last arg? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on September 20, 2008, 04:18:16 AM
LAST   Scrib, wot 'append to yer havvatar?   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 20, 2008, 04:21:31 AM
Last Oi keep tryin' t' post but nuffin' happens Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 20, 2008, 04:24:31 AM
(http://4.media.bustedtees.com/bustedtees/mf/c/1/bustedtees.e1860bcca977f696a72998f1ef392fe3.jpg)
Not me, am not that tan. Quite pale, actually
I owns that shirt and I decided with all the creationism going around, I ought to put it up as a ward against creationist cooties.

Lastalso quite bored with the Celtic tree Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 20, 2008, 04:32:09 AM
Last last post fer tonighte Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 20, 2008, 04:55:13 AM
aaaaaaHA!

That means I get to snag the ever elusive Last Post from Q...!!!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 20, 2008, 09:10:26 AM
Quote from: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 20, 2008, 04:24:31 AM
(http://4.media.bustedtees.com/bustedtees/mf/c/1/bustedtees.e1860bcca977f696a72998f1ef392fe3.jpg)
Not me, am not that tan. Quite pale, actually
I owns that shirt and I decided with all the creationism going around, I ought to put it up as a ward against creationist cooties.

Lastalso quite bored with the Celtic tree Post

Reminds me of this
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/24/39163456_59331f822b.jpg?v=0)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/24/39163456_59331f822b.jpg?v=0
Last duckomenta Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 20, 2008, 03:01:15 PM
I have an indian friend who has one o' them fatigue-esque hipster hats, like Che. When he wears it, the combination of that and his hair make him look kind of like Che Guevera.

Last he's not happy when I point it out. *shrug* Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 20, 2008, 03:58:49 PM
Last (http://www.contentcontainer.eu/redaktionsfotos/2008/2008,5,110.jpg) Post
http://www.contentcontainer.eu/redaktionsfotos/2008/2008,5,110.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on September 20, 2008, 05:29:53 PM
Last lost control of me bladder when I saw Swato's LP Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 20, 2008, 08:00:13 PM
Last new pair of pants! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 20, 2008, 09:39:34 PM
Last New pants, but they look the same, so people don't believe me. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on September 20, 2008, 11:18:19 PM
LAST   I cannot find my "Duck Goddess" card right now to scan and post, so will make do with Chelvis (http://www.totalleh.com/beta348_thumb.gif)   POST


(http://www.totalleh.com/beta348_thumb.gif)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 21, 2008, 12:05:19 AM
Last listening to This Old House, hoping for new home improvement tips...none so far... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 21, 2008, 12:27:09 AM
Last I absolutely love that show! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 21, 2008, 01:58:57 AM
Last me too... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 21, 2008, 02:45:07 AM
Last what show? There is no show. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 21, 2008, 06:12:52 AM
Last There's always a show Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 21, 2008, 06:47:52 AM
Last it's the No-Show show! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 21, 2008, 08:26:00 AM
Last watched a Sundance history (sortof) of the Slasher Movies.  Was pretty good, even though I'd not seen 90% of the movies they were talking about, I had seen the best of the best Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 21, 2008, 09:46:00 AM
Did that include Mario Bava's Bay of Blood?
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Last (http://www.kunstgalaxie.de/shop/imglarge-+Die+Duckomenta+Leonardo+Da+Vinci+-+Mona+Lisa+I-DUK202.jpg) Post
http://www.kunstgalaxie.de/shop/imglarge-+Die+Duckomenta+Leonardo+Da+Vinci+-+Mona+Lisa+I-DUK202.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 21, 2008, 05:55:33 PM
Last ya'lls 'er creepy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 21, 2008, 07:52:57 PM
Last maybe this:(http://www.kunstgalaxie.de/shop/imglarge-+Die+Duckomenta+Die+blaue+Ente+-+Filmplakat+1928-DUK638.jpg)is more to your liking Post
http://www.kunstgalaxie.de/shop/imglarge-+Die+Duckomenta+Die+blaue+Ente+-+Filmplakat+1928-DUK638.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 21, 2008, 09:27:29 PM
Last CSI post....crashed roller coaster episode Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 21, 2008, 09:36:25 PM
Last(http://www.kunstgalaxie.de/shop/imglarge-+Die+Duckomenta+Studie+zu+Kaiserin+Elisabeth%22++%22-DUK409.jpg)Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 21, 2008, 10:20:44 PM
Last aaaah, that photoshop, such a time-waster.... Post

http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=981210 (http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=981210)

(http://www.sluggy.com/images/comics/981210a.gif)

Pay close attention to the alternative occupation choice in the final panel...
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 22, 2008, 01:12:34 AM
Last I am starting to find ducks creepy...Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 22, 2008, 02:08:38 AM
Last You didn't already? Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 22, 2008, 02:34:52 AM
Last Listening to Family Guy's Star Wars parody... too funny Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 22, 2008, 02:36:44 AM
Last More like bob in a quantum-state-of-wrong-thread :D Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 22, 2008, 02:47:51 AM
Last I didn't find them creepy 'til Swato kept posting them Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 22, 2008, 02:50:48 AM
Last BUT QUACKS DON'T ECHO! SURELY THIS IMPLIES A PLOT! Post
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Post by: Pachyderm on September 22, 2008, 02:51:53 AM
Last Ducks are taking over the world? but that was my plan... Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 22, 2008, 05:51:43 AM
And they are outbreeding us
Last(http://www.kunstgalaxie.de/shop/imglarge-+Die+Duckomenta+Die+D%FCnkelduckschen+Kinder-DUK408.jpg)Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 22, 2008, 10:22:38 AM
Last Swato gonna give me nightmares. why does he even *have* these pictures? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 22, 2008, 02:48:07 PM
Because I visited the duckomenta.
Last (http://www.kunstgalaxie.de/shop/imglarge-+Die+Duckomenta+Der+echte+Mann+mit+dem+Goldhelm-DUK401.jpg) Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 22, 2008, 04:45:03 PM
Right here they are certainly in their way to become the dominant species.

Last how would you feel if 30-40 ducks come toward you from all sides?* Post

*It happened to me already
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 22, 2008, 04:49:03 PM

Last Help! We are inside an Alfred Hitchcock! Where's the Exit? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 22, 2008, 05:24:10 PM
Last(http://www.kunstgalaxie.de/shop/imglarge-+Die+Duckomenta+Leonardo+Da+Vinci+-+Anas+mensura-DUK201.jpg)Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 22, 2008, 05:30:26 PM
Last don't you have a rhea to play with ;) Post
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Post by: Pachyderm on September 22, 2008, 06:39:00 PM
Last bring back the Haast's eagle Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 22, 2008, 07:39:51 PM
Last <clever and witty meta comment about school being a drain on creativity> Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 22, 2008, 10:00:33 PM
Last (http://tingilinde.typepad.com/starstuff/images/erasmus.jpg) Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 22, 2008, 11:27:22 PM

Last is this the guess the movie thread? Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 23, 2008, 12:11:14 AM
Last I like duck....roasted, with an orange-glaze and stuffed with apple stuffing...Ducks are why God invented Shotguns, after all... gave one to Adam, I'm told... but not Eve. Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 23, 2008, 05:14:36 AM
Last Uck. More ducks. Post
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Post by: Pachyderm on September 23, 2008, 05:17:30 AM
Last fetch hither that there lamb, and fire up the charcoal post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 23, 2008, 05:40:54 AM
What have ducks done to you?

Last although my wife is the only person I know that has been attacked by a duck Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 23, 2008, 05:43:17 AM
Last ask not what you can do ducks, but what ducks can do for you! Post

Actually, I've been chased by a duck (ok, I chased it first, but I was like three).
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 23, 2008, 06:35:37 AM
Last Martin Luther? Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 23, 2008, 06:38:57 AM
Last playing with my Kindle-- taking too much time goofing around Post

Been busy downloading stories from here:  http://www.baen.com/library/ (http://www.baen.com/library/)  Basically recovering the beloved books I used to own in dead-tree format.  Recovered about 5% that way, and found some unread, new stuff.... Joy!
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 23, 2008, 06:42:35 AM
I can't really read long literaturey things on a computer. I could, but I might as well just print it out.

Last omgz oh no he didn't Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 23, 2008, 06:52:10 AM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 23, 2008, 06:42:35 AM
I can't really read long literaturey things on a computer. I could, but I might as well just print it out.

Me too.

It's why I purchased the Kindle...it's specifically made for reading E-books....

Last it's like reading a paperback, only no trees need to be killed in the process ... Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 23, 2008, 06:53:58 AM
I bet you some were.

Last oh aren't you just a cynic Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 23, 2008, 07:04:47 AM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 23, 2008, 06:35:37 AM
Last Martin Luther? Post

Kennedy.

Last ominous similarities Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 23, 2008, 07:42:14 AM
It's not the killing of excess trees that I mind, really-- most paper-to-trees trees are pines anyway, and come from tree-farms anyway.

Just think of all the energy I'll save, what with no printing, no truck-based distribution, no store-fronts to heat/cool, none of that.

Last thinking of the green aspects of my new purchase, totally ignoring the high-tech aspects, which likely include the mining and refining of rare metals in 3rd world countries... Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 23, 2008, 04:52:24 PM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 23, 2008, 06:35:37 AM
Last Martin Luther? Post
If you mean the last duck, that was Erasmus von Rotterduck.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 23, 2008, 07:33:06 PM
Last Yes! Melt that Mickey b@#tard Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 23, 2008, 07:35:08 PM
Next will be the scream

Last wasn't that stolen recently? Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 23, 2008, 07:59:44 PM
Last ghastly Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 23, 2008, 08:00:35 PM
Last ghoulish Post
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Post by: Pachyderm on September 23, 2008, 09:55:21 PM
Last nearly Hungarian Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 24, 2008, 12:21:28 AM
Last damn!  Hungarian reminds me of Hungarian Goolaush, which reminds me I'm hungry, and now I'll have to go and cook something.... bother. Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on September 24, 2008, 04:59:54 AM
LAST   club crackers and iced tea   POST
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 24, 2008, 06:33:36 AM
Last I re-discovered that old shot of lemon juice in ice water trick.... mmmmm Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 24, 2008, 07:46:02 AM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 23, 2008, 07:35:08 PM
Next will be the scream

Last wasn't that stolen recently? Post

Not completely coreect. It will be the one after the next :mrgreen:
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 24, 2008, 10:26:02 AM
Scrooge McDuck was the best disney character ever.

Last how about that movie about "Michael Moore" being visited by 3 american ghosts? THe second one is patton. Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 24, 2008, 04:57:59 PM
Last (http://postersquare.com/images/06-Delacroix---Duckomenta.jpg) Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 24, 2008, 09:47:18 PM
Last one more stupid-looking photoshopped duck "painting" and my brain will explode...at the moment, some brain bleach is desperately needed at the very least.... in the words of Yosimite Sam, "Aaah hates that rabbit duck, aaah does. Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 25, 2008, 12:03:29 AM
Last Indeed. I was ok with ducks before. Now, not so much. Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 25, 2008, 01:24:21 AM
Last hungry.....graaaaains...... going to go in and fix supper Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 25, 2008, 02:36:49 AM
Last was it damaged? Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 25, 2008, 08:25:23 AM
Last hateses pains, we does Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 25, 2008, 03:45:02 PM
Last no pain, no rain, I mean, plane, or Wayne, or something I'm just saying Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 25, 2008, 05:36:25 PM
Last perhaps, perhaps, perhaps, puuuuurhaps Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 25, 2008, 06:20:59 PM
Quote from: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 24, 2008, 09:47:18 PM
Last one more stupid-looking photoshopped duck "painting" and my brain will explode...at the moment, some brain bleach is desperately needed at the very least.... in the words of Yosimite Sam, "Aaah hates that rabbit duck, aaah does. Post
Those pictures are not photoshopped. They are genuine paintings etc.
Last (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Z%2B3h5qGxL._SL500_AA240_.jpg) Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 25, 2008, 06:27:14 PM
Last LIES, SWATO! LIES AND INFAMY! You keep promising us that'll be the last duck painting Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 25, 2008, 09:15:03 PM
I just learned that song from the Mercenaries 2 trailer.

Last Oh no you didn't! Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 26, 2008, 01:20:35 AM
Last apparently no one understands the true meaning of Last Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on September 26, 2008, 02:16:12 AM
Last   DANCING WITH GLEE FOR I HAVE FOUND MY COPY OF  "THE DUCK GODDESS AWAKENS"    Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 26, 2008, 06:21:37 AM
Last I fixed supper, and now.... I eat supper.   Supper good.  Tomorrow, I take Supper out on a date...   Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 26, 2008, 02:18:43 PM
Last (http://media.kunst-fuer-alle.de/img/12/g/12_duk616c.jpg) Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 26, 2008, 07:01:39 PM
If I must be subjected to artized Disney characters, I may subject you to my latest new-following.


Last (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3108/2889662481_afa50aa916.jpg?v=0) Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 26, 2008, 07:40:12 PM
is that... actually a recent political cartoon?

Last if so, I heartily approve Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 27, 2008, 01:29:50 AM
Last end of a long week, and I still have junk to do tomorrow....bleah Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 27, 2008, 02:46:16 AM
Latest edition of Laugh-Out-Loud Cats.


Last  :mrgreen: Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 27, 2008, 03:38:29 AM
Last hanging out with friends and loitering is an excellent waste of time post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 27, 2008, 03:52:49 AM
Last well, my 89th level Assassin in Diablo II just finished off The Summoner in Hell level, using "/players 8" which makes everything 8 times harder.  I wonder how high she'll be at the end, on Players 8? Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 27, 2008, 03:56:28 AM
dude, me and my sister have a necro/paladin duo going. only at like lvl 42 though... we sort of got stuck when she went to college :P

last I walked a lot today Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 27, 2008, 09:24:50 AM
Last (http://postersquare.com/images/12-Lautrec---Duckomenta.jpg) Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 27, 2008, 05:49:46 PM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 27, 2008, 03:56:28 AM
dude, me and my sister have a necro/paladin duo going. only at like lvl 42 though... we sort of got stuck when she went to college :P

last I walked a lot today Post

Never could stand the lag that resulted from ISP hooks between co-op games, so didn't play that much.

Last thoughtful Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 27, 2008, 07:36:54 PM
Well I'm used to being on Battlenet, so it's really no big deal for me.

Last You going to get Diablo 3? Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 28, 2008, 12:16:19 AM
Last tangential Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 28, 2008, 12:28:19 AM
last more like redundant, amirite? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 28, 2008, 12:29:00 AM
Swato progresses to "Spot the Difference".

Last took me a while to notice the duck Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 28, 2008, 12:33:56 AM
Diablo 3?  That will depend on how well it plays as a stand-alone.  I'll wait for reviews.

Last I've waited this long, what's another few more months, anyway? Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 28, 2008, 12:34:52 AM
Yeah... I haven't check the website in a while, maybe there is more info? I'm interested to see what they do about all the classes.

Last They've already replaced the necro with the witch doctor. I hope there is still a druid Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 28, 2008, 12:56:12 AM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 28, 2008, 12:34:52 AM
Yeah... I haven't check the website in a while, maybe there is more info? I'm interested to see what they do about all the classes.

Last They've already replaced the necro with the witch doctor. I hope there is still a druid Post

The barby is completely re-done as well.

There's supposed to be 5 classes, but only the barby and the witchy is described.

Hope there's an arrow-shooter class-- that was my most-often played class.  Sorceress was next-most.

Last lamenting the years-of-lost time spent playing computer games..... no, not really... Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 28, 2008, 01:12:05 AM

Last for pity's sake, isn't there a gaming thread? Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 28, 2008, 01:18:42 AM
you *sure* you want us to stay on topic in this thread?

Last I hear tell them's dangerous plannins, miss Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 28, 2008, 02:14:46 AM
Last gaming thread?  what's a gaming thread?  I thought this WAS a game!  The Last Post Game! Post

Or.... in OTHER words:

Last Last Post Game Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 28, 2008, 02:17:07 AM
sometimes I regret making this thread.

Last except it was really kaioshin00 post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 28, 2008, 03:35:17 AM

Care to deconstruct?  ie. Did you make this thread thread? ie. Would this thread have threaded without you?

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 28, 2008, 03:37:50 AM
Well, this thread will be propagated no matter what. As long as people are here, they will post here.

Last however, if I didn't make this thread, someone else would have Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 28, 2008, 03:46:10 AM

If I don't eat the chocolate in the fridge, no one else will.

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 28, 2008, 03:47:48 AM
If I don't capture the earth and sell it, someone else will

Last Oh yes, it's true. Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 28, 2008, 04:37:36 AM
Last listening to a conspiracy theory on History Channel, about a "lost" h-bomb.  Most amusing. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 28, 2008, 05:38:31 AM
Ahh! I hates bein' sun burnt, I does!

Last ow ow ow ow Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 28, 2008, 05:39:18 AM
Precalculus makes my mind boggle sometimes.

Last But I seem to be very good at it Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 28, 2008, 06:09:54 AM
Last (http://governmentdirt.com/files/clip_image001.jpg) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 28, 2008, 06:11:15 AM
I lol'd

Last like lol'd hard Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 28, 2008, 07:07:03 AM
Going the way of Swato (sans ducks).

Lastm(http://www.threepanelsoul.com/comics/098.png) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 28, 2008, 08:56:43 AM
Since this is the most-read thread I have a question:
I am updating my curriculum vitae in English. How do you call the time period working on the PhD thesis. I mean not just the writing period but the whole time doing the research for it? Just doctorate or is there another term?

Last duck-free Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 28, 2008, 05:30:16 PM
Last I'll leave that one for the natives Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 28, 2008, 07:21:58 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on September 28, 2008, 08:56:43 AM
Since this is the most-read thread I have a question:
I am updating my curriculum vitae in English. How do you call the time period working on the PhD thesis. I mean not just the writing period but the whole time doing the research for it? Just doctorate or is there another term?

Last duck-free Post

Last self-quoting and duck-free Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 28, 2008, 07:42:44 PM
Depends a bit on layout/style of CV. I don't see anything wrong with "Doctorate". But...... what was the nature of your relationship with the University? In Enlgand in some Universities (or in some subjects) you might be a Research Associate, or Research Student, or Supervisor (if some teaching) or in Sciences, various like Demonsttrator etc. allied to the Doctorate. Then of course, you may also be Bar Tender, Pizza Cook, etc at the same time too ;) 

Also, remember there is no such thing as A CV. For maximum effect every job application has its own to promote the personal attributes which are most relevant.  So, showing you juggled nine jobs as well as managing to write a thesis may be an advantage or a disadvantage. Equally, indicating such dedication that the entire focus was on the doctorate may be vital....... in which case you may wish to include the fact that you had to live on the streets to achieve it. :mrgreen:

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 28, 2008, 07:52:21 PM
The German terms contain the word "work": Doktorarbeit, Diplomarbeit. Also the whole "becoming a doctor" stuff is officially called the Promotion. My official job description during the first half was scientific coworker (during that time I was paid).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 28, 2008, 08:02:26 PM
You could just say something like Research leading to Doctorate. And include the paid work.

Last We don't have cow orkers here but it sounds interesting. Post

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Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 28, 2008, 09:13:17 PM
Last jumping in the middle of a discussion and too lazy to read what's it all about Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 29, 2008, 03:10:42 AM
Last Post in spite of Doktor Swato's CV ;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 29, 2008, 06:10:51 AM
Last I got to hear Abby Smith of ERV science blog (http://scienceblogs.com/erv/) in person post.....you may touch me, now....she was awesome.  Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 29, 2008, 08:58:31 AM
Last (http://www.duckomenta.de/inhalt/bilder/raum4/bild6.jpg) Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 29, 2008, 02:30:02 PM
Last drinking  :cup: now...to wake up Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 29, 2008, 04:13:36 PM
Last two cups is no longer enough...blegh Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on September 29, 2008, 08:32:47 PM
Last move to bottles Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 29, 2008, 11:10:37 PM
Last that has its merits... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 29, 2008, 11:51:04 PM
Last home again, home again, yaaaay! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 30, 2008, 06:43:46 AM
Last I should be sleeping Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 30, 2008, 07:31:22 AM
Last(http://www.kunstgalaxie.de/shop/imglarge-+Die+Duckomenta+Karl+Spitzmaus+-+Der+B%FCcherwurm-DUK415.jpg)Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 30, 2008, 05:22:48 PM

Last this has to stop Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 30, 2008, 05:41:19 PM
Perhaps we need a change of approach: thai curry duck:

Last (http://www.sirithairestaurant.com/food/Rost%20Duck%20Curry%2002.jpg) Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 30, 2008, 07:36:07 PM
Last Oooh, yellow curry...yumm Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on September 30, 2008, 11:41:42 PM
Last foooooooood! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on October 01, 2008, 01:40:14 AM

Last   personally, I like the Duck Art   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 01, 2008, 07:57:15 AM
Last can't sleep, listening to a show about early rocket development...now they are up to Eisenhower's early spy satellite programs... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 01, 2008, 09:26:57 AM
Last (http://eckhartbauer.de/workspace/bilder/artikel/eb_projekt-duckomenta.jpg) Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 01, 2008, 11:01:04 AM
I could go with a Peking duck:

(http://user256396.websitewizard.com/images/Chinese-Peking-duck.jpg)

Last Now that's what I call art Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 01, 2008, 12:51:45 PM
Or perhaps pictures before they reach that state?

Last (http://art-mind.org/review/IMG/jpg/Hyman_Fig13.jpg) Post
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:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 01, 2008, 04:53:11 PM
Last (http://www.kunstunterricht.de/img/img5/bild4.jpg) Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 01, 2008, 06:01:48 PM
A goddess! Yes! I like that line.

Last (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d7/San_Agustin_parque.jpg/300px-San_Agustin_parque.jpg) Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 01, 2008, 06:32:55 PM
Last (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2199/2239714344_c3c47c89cc.jpg?v=0) Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 01, 2008, 09:48:50 PM
(http://brodyharper.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/ducktales.jpg)

Last is this the picture association thread? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 01, 2008, 11:54:04 PM
(http://brodyharper.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/ducktales.jpg)

Last or it could be the repetition thread? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on October 01, 2008, 11:59:42 PM
Last   Brother, can you spare $700B?   Post

(http://www.collecto-mania.com/disney/scrooge.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 02, 2008, 01:43:40 AM
Last palin is in the news again, and as inept as ever.... which is beginning to be quite scary... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 02, 2008, 04:33:31 AM
She terrifies me.

Last :o Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 02, 2008, 05:08:56 AM
She reads all the papers (no specific names mind you), and will counsel a daughter raped by her father to keep the baby, and now goes to K. Couric's interviews with McC.

Last talk about baby sitting Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 02, 2008, 05:56:16 AM
What will probably not be the Last :barf: Post




:censored:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 02, 2008, 06:17:35 AM
My friend summed up quite well: it's as if Palin has had all of McSame's talking points drilled into her head at length.

She cannot comprehend any of them, being basically a classical air-head, but nothings wrong with her memory.

Thus, when speaking, she sort of spews forth random bits of McCain-platform. 

Not unlike a Magic 8 Ball, except one with McCain's talking points instead.

Shake up Palin:  out comes a McCain-platitude.

Ask her to clarify?  Out comes another platitude, unrelated to the first one.

Last Palin is a magic 8 ball person Post 
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 02, 2008, 08:22:03 AM
Last we should not tolearte that - ban her from speaking Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 02, 2008, 08:35:22 AM
No! Let her speak as publicly as possible without a script and let her condemn herself!
Last (http://www.uni-tuebingen.de/uni/qvo/highlights/iconshigh/h32-duck.jpg) Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 02, 2008, 08:50:45 AM
OK... :)


Last (http://www.todco.com/images/knight_duck.jpg) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 02, 2008, 09:47:10 AM
Last (http://www.interduck.de/entenhausen/alte/GIF/DUCKOGIF/ducko12.gif) Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 02, 2008, 09:50:24 AM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1105/1053711548_96120e3c81.jpg?v=0)

Last angels Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 02, 2008, 09:55:26 AM
Last (http://images.news10now.com/media/2004/8/16/images/01duckomenta.jpg) Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 02, 2008, 06:49:37 PM
(http://www.worth1000.com/entries/202000/202242qwYV_w.jpg)

Last fat duck Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 02, 2008, 07:51:30 PM
Last Duck fat Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 02, 2008, 08:06:29 PM
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 02, 2008, 10:32:23 PM
Last and where's the duckie? Post


(http://www.bbc.co.uk/bristol/content/images/2007/10/24/nob_gallery_duck_470x350.jpg)


(hiding)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 02, 2008, 10:55:12 PM
Last no ducks! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 03, 2008, 01:47:52 AM
(http://www.banterist.com/images/low-ceiling.jpg)

Last DUCK! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 03, 2008, 08:07:23 AM
This one for the goat!
Last (http://www.independentshop.de/images/samples/12007-07.jpg) Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 03, 2008, 10:15:44 AM
So, we've moved onto goats now?


Last goatie Post

(http://home.att.net/~rjnorton/Lincoln-Goat.jpeg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 03, 2008, 05:09:34 PM
Last Goatie for President! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 03, 2008, 05:30:42 PM
Last Got my vote! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 03, 2008, 11:32:37 PM
Last mine too... if he drops the marxism Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 03, 2008, 11:43:42 PM
Last going to see Bill Mahar's Religilous tonight Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 04, 2008, 09:18:39 AM
Last observing a small rodent Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 04, 2008, 09:36:47 AM
This one?
(http://www.duckomenta.de/inhalt/gross/jpgs/miro.jpg)
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Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 04, 2008, 03:56:27 PM
Last no pictures Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 04, 2008, 08:22:46 PM
Last went and saw Religlious by Mahar.  Was incredibly funny.  And, I was surprised that Mahar's philosophy so closely matched my own.... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 04, 2008, 08:48:09 PM
You watched that? Must investigate...after I watch more Bollywood...love the Bollywood!
Last Devedas Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on October 04, 2008, 09:20:31 PM
LAST   in ongoing cinematic withdrawal as Religulous isn't playing within 100 miles of here   POST
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 04, 2008, 10:06:38 PM


Last saints preserve us from Little Britain in the USA Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 05, 2008, 02:06:26 AM
Last there's a bunch of movies I would love to see but I haven't had the chance :( Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 05, 2008, 05:24:05 AM
Last I found a linky:  http://www.religulousmovie.net/ (http://www.religulousmovie.net/) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 05, 2008, 08:58:13 AM
Last (http://www.duckomenta.de/inhalt/bilder/raum2/bild1.gif) Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 05, 2008, 05:36:23 PM
Last (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2260/2521877143_09907df75e.jpg?v=0) Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 05, 2008, 06:09:39 PM
Last (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2050/2239719818_85c0318735.jpg?v=1202060268) Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 05, 2008, 07:00:35 PM

Last don't blame me when this thread implodes from the weight of too many images just as I snaffle the Last Post Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 05, 2008, 08:48:58 PM
If we were storing the images on the server MB would be the first to raise the alarm.

Last but we are linking them ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 05, 2008, 09:09:12 PM
Last I am too lazy to search for any duck pictures, so I just take the last post Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on October 05, 2008, 09:14:21 PM
Last   I will relieve you of the terrible burden of the Last Post   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 05, 2008, 09:39:05 PM
I want to re-live my Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 05, 2008, 10:20:27 PM
My calculator is missing a function button.

Last Last Post Image Links * Connectivity Horse Power / Total www Sites Post

but I did stop the flow of images :smirk:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 05, 2008, 11:39:08 PM
Last mellow, mellow day Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on October 06, 2008, 05:50:19 AM
Last I miss my Goatie Post

Comrade Chattivara
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 06, 2008, 08:25:50 AM
Last (http://www.toonpool.com/user/357/files/death_of_marat_39915.jpg) Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on October 06, 2008, 09:10:10 AM
[youtube=425,350]6rpqmcXqcNw&feature=related[/youtube]

Last   Trocadero Dying Swan   Post


Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 06, 2008, 10:16:44 AM
(http://www.farnhamdfas.org.uk/images/YoungArts07/IMG_0272.jpg)
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Last partial return of the water fowl Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 06, 2008, 04:38:19 PM
Last (http://fc97.deviantart.com/fs4/i/2004/229/d/5/There_is_no_duck_.jpg) Post
http://chibibecca.deviantart.com/art/There-is-no-duck-9828660
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 06, 2008, 11:41:08 PM
Last does disrupting a disruption cause a rapture? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 07, 2008, 12:34:02 AM

Last probably not but it may cause a break in the link Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 07, 2008, 02:08:15 AM
Last I hate to interrupt this disruption Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 07, 2008, 02:25:43 AM

Last Isn't the Last Post synonymous with continual disruption? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 07, 2008, 03:05:19 AM
Last are you saying we are all disruptive and unruly? ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 07, 2008, 08:24:35 AM
Last interruptively disruptive rapture of rupturing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 07, 2008, 08:57:39 AM
Back to our regular program
Last (http://www.duckomenta.de/inhalt/bilder/raum2/bild2.jpg) Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 07, 2008, 05:29:52 PM
Lame!

Last why didn't they place a bill to the guy in the center? :devil2:  :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 07, 2008, 05:48:44 PM
Very lame!

Last  :P Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 07, 2008, 07:40:13 PM

Last so lame I can't post Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 07, 2008, 10:01:20 PM
Lame?

As in "Lame Duck"?

As in:


Last (http://belmontfrontporch.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/lame-duck.gif) Post

http://belmontfrontporch.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/lame-duck.gif
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 08, 2008, 09:31:57 AM
Last (http://www.duckomenta.de/inhalt/bilder/raum2/bild5.jpg) Post
http://www.duckomenta.de/inhalt/bilder/raum2/bild5.jpg

More duck-related stuff here (http://www.duckomenta.de/)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 08, 2008, 06:26:31 PM
That's actually kind of cool.

Last does not to actually go to open lab this afternoon Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 08, 2008, 07:00:51 PM
Last (http://www.duckomenta.de/inhalt/bilder/raum5/bild1.jpg) Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 08, 2008, 10:58:23 PM
Last can't say the same for that one, Swato Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 09, 2008, 03:34:01 AM
Last at least with the egg you could hope it was made of chocolate  :EasterBunnyEat: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 09, 2008, 07:13:58 AM
Did I claim that the emperor of Austria was cool? :mrgreen:

That is a cool duck
Last (http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:5nWJpQGKZkQJHM:http://bp1.blogger.com/_mhrC-sWUqeo/R4b16jUfwDI/AAAAAAAAAH4/abqJJdhB8dg/s320/DuckIceCube.jpg) Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 09, 2008, 08:56:51 AM
Last and now I am hungry Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 09, 2008, 10:33:40 AM
Last Be Welcome! Post
(http://cache.virtualtourist.com/1026158-Li_Qun_Roast_Duck_Restaurant-Beijing.jpg)
http://cache.virtualtourist.com/1026158-Li_Qun_Roast_Duck_Restaurant-Beijing.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 09, 2008, 01:43:53 PM

Last now we are getting the pictures below the Last Post - is there no end to this? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 09, 2008, 03:18:14 PM
Last is there ever? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on October 09, 2008, 03:37:47 PM
Last No, alas, I suspect not. But it's all Swato's fault anyway Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 09, 2008, 03:48:47 PM
Last a fault or a crack? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 09, 2008, 04:50:33 PM
Last duck (http://www.theauthenticfoodcompany.com/images/oriental/SSorientalS_duckSpr.jpg) cracker Post
http://www.theauthenticfoodcompany.com/images/oriental/SSorientalS_duckSpr.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 09, 2008, 05:57:58 PM
Last dead duck Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 09, 2008, 07:20:47 PM

Last Swato may exhaust his options eventually Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 09, 2008, 09:40:44 PM
Last how many lives ducks have? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 10, 2008, 12:52:52 AM

Last 9? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on October 10, 2008, 05:58:23 AM
Last   I just googled for the number of duck species there are, and it looks like this topic could go on for quite some time, I am sorry to report   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on October 10, 2008, 07:27:25 AM
Last unless we duck out Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 10, 2008, 09:20:44 AM
Last ducking (http://www.tierfotos-stock.de/voegel/voegel-klein/enten-023.jpg) duck Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 10, 2008, 10:59:09 AM

Last where is the pest department? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 10, 2008, 11:22:54 AM
Last here it is Post
(http://www.gapinfo.de/gesundheitsamt/alle/bild/seuche/infekt/sg/pest/08.jpg)
http://www.gapinfo.de/gesundheitsamt/alle/bild/seuche/infekt/sg/pest/08.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 10, 2008, 11:30:01 AM

Last I wish I hadn't asked Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on October 10, 2008, 01:04:39 PM
Last Ah, but is it the pest removal service, or are they trying to entice more pests Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 10, 2008, 07:32:23 PM

Last perhaps they just mispelt pets Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 10, 2008, 07:43:41 PM
Last pets are frequently pests Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 10, 2008, 07:46:34 PM
.....and pests are sometimes pets

Last pet a pickled pepper pesty pet Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 11, 2008, 10:11:57 AM
I had a pet in Budapest...(http://gracereach.com/home/140002321/140005937/Singing_Smiley.gif)

Last (http://colomar.com/Shavano/singing_duck.jpg) Post
http://colomar.com/Shavano/singing_duck.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 11, 2008, 01:31:31 PM
Typical Male !

Last when a lady says no she means no, not do even more of it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 11, 2008, 01:37:01 PM
Erm... like, no more ducks?

Last (http://www.eaclpp.org/images/the_swan.jpg) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 11, 2008, 01:50:49 PM
Hey! Who are you calling ducks? Such colloquial archaic insults have no place here.

Last you boys and your pets! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 11, 2008, 01:55:28 PM
Will you PLEASE get over your obsession with the accursed fowl???

Last f'r srs Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 11, 2008, 02:14:18 PM
You mean like this one?

Last (http://steerforth.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/guinea_fowl.gif) Post
http://steerforth.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/guinea_fowl.gif
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 11, 2008, 02:15:02 PM
Last Lovely plumage post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 11, 2008, 02:17:25 PM

Last where can I get hold of a guilt-edged duck? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 11, 2008, 02:34:39 PM
Last (http://hopemarin.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/donald-duck.jpg) Post
http://hopemarin.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/donald-duck.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 11, 2008, 02:58:21 PM
Someone asked for a gilded duck?
(http://www.designclub.lu/goldenducks/images/duke.jpg)
http://www.designclub.lu/goldenducks/images/duke.jpg

And for allegedly male swan fantasies
http://www.shunya.net/Pictures/NorthIndia/Gwalior/LedaSwan.jpg (only link, there may be minors present)

Last (http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/jdo0696l.jpg) Post
http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/jdo0696l.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 11, 2008, 06:40:12 PM
Last weird fetishes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 11, 2008, 07:42:08 PM
Last what's more perverted, furries or zoophiliacs? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 11, 2008, 08:29:47 PM
Last I'd say about equal Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 12, 2008, 03:09:06 AM
50/50

Last Twoface Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 12, 2008, 04:36:02 AM

Last Leda had one face and the swan had the other? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on October 12, 2008, 05:33:05 AM
Last   PHOTO MANIP FOR SWATO   Post


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 12, 2008, 06:51:12 AM
Heresy!

Last  :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 12, 2008, 09:21:47 AM
e-Vader duck
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 12, 2008, 12:24:56 PM

Last some people shoot ducks for sport Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 12, 2008, 05:58:04 PM
Last other shoot friends in the face Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 12, 2008, 06:29:37 PM
Last Why is it neon aqua? post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 12, 2008, 06:31:56 PM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 12, 2008, 06:29:37 PM
Last Why is it neon aqua? post
Because it is evil?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 12, 2008, 11:50:31 PM
Last duck-induced fury Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 12, 2008, 11:56:39 PM
Last what ducks can do for you? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 12, 2008, 11:59:47 PM

Last could a duck make me a quark? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 13, 2008, 12:22:47 AM
Ask Dr. Swato


Last ducks now are extra-super-duper-hyper-obnoxious Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 13, 2008, 01:14:52 AM
Last Depends on how strong their force is. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 13, 2008, 02:20:04 AM
Last do ducks fight like Yoda? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 13, 2008, 03:37:34 AM
Last if they do, I'll take back every bad word I've said about them. Ever Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 13, 2008, 08:46:33 AM
The New York Times gets really elitist :mrgreen:
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/12/opinion/12dowd.html?_r=1&ref=opinion&oref=slogin
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on October 13, 2008, 08:55:18 AM
Did the Romans real have a word for "Socialist" ;D . Not too sure about "goofballo" either.

Last Latin vocabulary passed me by Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: stellinacadente on October 13, 2008, 03:17:47 PM
uhhhhmmmmm is it just me or there are a lot of bored people here  :mrgreen:

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 13, 2008, 04:08:31 PM
It's just you.


Last How can you be bored in a place like this? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 13, 2008, 05:19:02 PM
Quote from: beagle on October 13, 2008, 08:55:18 AM
Did the Romans real have a word for "Socialist" ;D . Not too sure about "goofballo" either.

Last Latin vocabulary passed me by Post

They had the word but clearly not with that specific meaning. 'Socius' means ally and/or comrade (noun) or 'together' (adjective), 'socialis' = companionate/comradely.
I propose (homo) lamphaticus for goofball (admittedly I looked into the dictionary for that). Insanus or delirans are too close to known English words with different vibes from goofball. Inanus might do for Georgius UU Frutex.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 13, 2008, 05:42:43 PM
OH I GET IT

Last But it's lame Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 13, 2008, 05:59:38 PM
Last no, it's lame duck ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 13, 2008, 06:14:11 PM
Do you mean blame the duck?
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 13, 2008, 07:29:51 PM
Last I think Goat might have a few words for Shurb about this.... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 13, 2008, 11:34:00 PM
We need more squirrels and bunnies...


Last squikity Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on October 14, 2008, 01:32:23 AM
Last   we got yer squirrels right here (http://www.healthbolt.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/squirrel-nuts.jpg), buddy   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on October 14, 2008, 06:32:50 AM
Last No photos or links Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on October 14, 2008, 07:05:44 AM
Last McCain defending Obama link  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_HcBQfPDto) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 14, 2008, 07:09:54 AM

I saw that. It was so moving.

Last brings tears to my eyes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on October 14, 2008, 07:22:53 AM
Last did you see the one where he literally runs from the 'confused' woman? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 14, 2008, 07:34:13 AM
Sadly either no or I blinked. I saw the one where he seemed to be walking around in the middle of a crowd, like you do when you are trying to sell yourself, carrying a mike and talking into it like the crowd wasn't there - body language was interesting, someone asked him The Question, and as he answered he turned away from them bending over into the crowd saying all the right words but effectively dismissing the question, and just stopped short of dipping into the crowd and hiding which involved a swooping movemet that almost brought him back to an upright stance but didn't quite make it. If he had been crooning it might have made sense.

Last body tells Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 14, 2008, 09:41:59 AM
When the autopsy is performed on the Son of Cain, it will be found that he received buckshot from three sides. A VP and a VP candidate will have been seen behind the victim shortly before the in/accident.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 14, 2008, 07:00:30 PM
Last Sarah's got a gun... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 15, 2008, 07:44:19 AM
Last Sarah confuses fans with protestors Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 15, 2008, 12:17:30 PM
Last Post...

And nothing more
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 15, 2008, 01:30:14 PM
Yes, there is one more thing;

My Last Post  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 15, 2008, 01:49:24 PM
Yes, the eternal duck.
Last (http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:PzNCZizx8fehUM:http://www.icehouse.net/overland/DuckDodgers2.gif) Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 15, 2008, 06:30:07 PM
:sigh:
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on October 15, 2008, 09:29:48 PM
LAST POST
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 15, 2008, 10:27:37 PM
Last omgzomgzomgomgnomnombbq Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 16, 2008, 12:35:25 AM

Last exactly! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on October 16, 2008, 01:19:50 AM
LAST   Last Post before MST3K-ing the 3rd Preznit Debate   POST
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 16, 2008, 08:18:46 AM
Last That's what I told him, I tolds him, but he says "no, that won't do". Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 16, 2008, 10:08:32 AM
(http://www.truthdig.com/images/eartothegrounduploads/fish_McCainHELP5.jpg)
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Last (http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:OeosL4_IIsu5xM:http://bp0.blogger.com/_vnHosp5ouhk/RXdQE3-MtLI/AAAAAAAAAAs/KN8hqdyoVKo/s200/Ente3.jpg) Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 16, 2008, 10:11:33 AM
Last That looked like a fairly crowded theatre... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 16, 2008, 10:13:51 AM
Last fiery (http://www.freewebs.com/petershellyphotography/firemagicimages/firegrynchridingduck.gif) duck Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 16, 2008, 10:19:36 AM
Last more like Percy Blythe Shelley Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 16, 2008, 11:06:52 AM
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/43/75205373_27e33e36df.jpg?v=0)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/43/75205373_27e33e36df.jpg?v=0
Last Frankenduck? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 16, 2008, 11:07:48 AM
Just.... ugh.

Last There goes having breakfrast Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 16, 2008, 04:00:28 PM
Prejudices against ugly ducks?
Last (http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:lGyeXkwCDm1JXM:http://loserguy.com/images/ugly_duck_cartoons.jpg) Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 16, 2008, 04:39:13 PM
Last ugly or pretty depends on your diet Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 16, 2008, 05:52:44 PM

Last what is the treatment for duck obsession? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 16, 2008, 06:01:52 PM
Last a monthly subscription to a Thai restaurant? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on October 16, 2008, 07:35:49 PM
little pancakes, strips of spring onion and cucumber and lashings of Hoi-sin sauce...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 16, 2008, 08:29:30 PM
You forgot the

LAST

POST

!!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on October 16, 2008, 09:28:44 PM
Last No, I was just waiting to take the Last Post from you.... Post :-[
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 16, 2008, 10:25:14 PM
Last Whoah, no way. I was doing the same thing! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on October 16, 2008, 10:32:32 PM
Great minds think alike.


Last Isn't it funny that so few people quote the second half of this Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 16, 2008, 10:34:47 PM
Not following.

Last mind lost its greatness in the last 5 minutes, apparently Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 16, 2008, 10:46:40 PM
I'll follow then:

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 16, 2008, 10:50:13 PM
I'm a leader, not a follower.

Last so listen to what I says Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 16, 2008, 11:17:37 PM
Last what didya say? ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 17, 2008, 01:48:00 AM
I think he said....

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on October 17, 2008, 02:01:44 AM
He did, but I said Last Post last.

Hah, I'll do it again, that's how reckless and continental I am.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 17, 2008, 05:05:09 AM

Ah! The continental Question. Who exactly is leading Europe now?

Last topic drift Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 17, 2008, 12:09:34 PM
France (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_in_the_European_Union), apparently.

Last Sorry, England Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 17, 2008, 01:07:08 PM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 17, 2008, 12:09:34 PM
France (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_in_the_European_Union), apparently.

Last Sorry, England Post

Le Canard Francais!
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on October 17, 2008, 01:12:02 PM
Last No, the French make the most noise, but actually, it's the Germans Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 17, 2008, 02:28:09 PM
Of course we are  :mrgreen:
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 17, 2008, 10:18:20 PM
Swato, got any picks from that one WWII Propoganda short by Disney, where Donald Duck Dreams he is in Nazi Germany?

Last Heil...oh... God Bless America! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 17, 2008, 11:22:42 PM
That would be Der Führer's Face (available on youtube).

(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/thumb/a/ae/Der_Fuehrer%27s_Face.jpg/200px-Der_Fuehrer%27s_Face.jpg)
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(http://frederatorblogs.com/channel_frederator/files/2008/04/derfuehrer.jpg)
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Last (http://www.duckipedia.de/images/thumb/c/c8/Der_fuehrers_face.jpg/180px-Der_fuehrers_face.jpg) Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 18, 2008, 12:31:24 AM
Last Ah, Disney Post



Still hate ducks
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on October 18, 2008, 12:44:43 AM
Last disappointed to find out that he wasn't cryogenically frozen post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 18, 2008, 01:10:31 AM
Special Last Post for the duck haters:
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 18, 2008, 01:43:39 AM
Last as much as I like thai duck, that picture made me consider vegetarianism Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 18, 2008, 01:48:05 AM
Like this?
Last (http://www.ein-besseres-leben.de/images/6115.jpg) Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 18, 2008, 01:51:57 AM
Last that made me consider suicide Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 18, 2008, 02:21:55 AM
Last think my sense of taste spontaneously died just now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on October 18, 2008, 02:24:05 AM
Last do you shoot mock duck with mock shotguns? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 18, 2008, 02:42:42 AM
Last I don't think mocking anything with a shotgun is a good idea Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 18, 2008, 03:38:50 AM
Last especially if it's got Cheney on one end Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 18, 2008, 04:24:55 AM
Last Ha Ha! Saw that one coming post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 18, 2008, 04:42:17 AM
Last he hella earned that one Post

He shall live on in drunken infamy with a shotgun
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 18, 2008, 04:52:50 AM
Aye, Aye...

Last bored Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 18, 2008, 02:31:28 PM
OK, most people prefer (http://coweb.cc.gatech.edu/ltt/uploads/115/Mock%2520Turtle%2520Soup%2520Logo.gif)

For the others: (http://www.swankola.com/md/lamb.gif)

And meet (not meat or mead) Inspector Canardo
Last (http://idata.over-blog.com/0/03/08/54/canardo.jpg) Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on October 18, 2008, 02:39:29 PM
Last getting worried by the duck obsession Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 18, 2008, 03:20:51 PM

Last would it help if we changed to meat cuts? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 18, 2008, 03:26:13 PM
I think it would help if we staged an intervention with dear Swato.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 18, 2008, 03:39:10 PM
Last duckophiliacs?  :o :o Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 18, 2008, 04:01:57 PM
Last Anatidaephobia Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 18, 2008, 05:01:21 PM
I'm starting to think that Swato needs therapy...


Last duck issues are worse then bunny issues Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 18, 2008, 05:28:20 PM
Last posting this on a borrowed computer, my main 2 are busted Post


Or

Last posting busted Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 18, 2008, 05:33:24 PM
Last post or bust last Post?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 18, 2008, 05:42:55 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 18, 2008, 05:01:21 PM
Last duck issues are worse then bunny issues Post

But what, if the are combined?

Last (http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ocSS6OMFQnqTUM:http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb249/got_liz/new%25202/familiars/fake/Bugs_and_Daffy.jpg) Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 18, 2008, 05:43:58 PM
Last posting just to get rid of the ducks' posting Post

or

Last posting ducks posting Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on October 18, 2008, 05:44:49 PM
Last nobody give him any other ideas Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 18, 2008, 05:45:34 PM
You'll not be ducking the subject!

Last (http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:dFMXI6aUqypvzM:http://www.wilsonsalmanac.com/images1/cucking_stool1.gif) Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 18, 2008, 05:54:57 PM
Oh gawd, the puns.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 18, 2008, 06:02:03 PM
Someone asked for a duck in a bun?
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Last (http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:UqmR_PXcPjYJvM:http://school.discoveryeducation.com/clipart/images/duck-bun-color.gif) Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 18, 2008, 06:12:39 PM
I suppose he'll have to run out of images eventually....

Last no re-posts Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 18, 2008, 06:24:10 PM
So, what about this instead?
[youtube=425,350]ZaL1Z11hekA[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaL1Z11hekA

Last (http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:MIfvjH_BB8GmCM:http://bp2.blogger.com/__-y6PHYMYlk/Rjr4_Q9xTcI/AAAAAAAAABc/YjhZjzzrnVc/s400/DuckCat.jpg) Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 18, 2008, 06:28:02 PM
Last create the duck the and animal thread? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on October 18, 2008, 06:31:53 PM
Alas, Qwerty, I don't think he will....



Last would an admin put an anti-duck filter on, please? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 18, 2008, 06:37:28 PM
Won't stop the geese
Last (http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:QPmS6MRa9YDiyM:http://www.itpas.org.uk/images/Canada%2520Geese.jpg) Post
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:QPmS6MRa9YDiyM:http://www.itpas.org.uk/images/Canada%2520Geese.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on October 18, 2008, 06:41:57 PM
Last sorry, everybody, my bad post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on October 18, 2008, 08:11:09 PM
Last   treading ducks   Post

(http://www.majasdynevask.dk/images/dancing_duck.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on October 18, 2008, 08:50:09 PM
Last run for the hills, it's catching Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 18, 2008, 09:31:32 PM
Last Run to the hills, run for your lives Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 19, 2008, 04:20:54 AM
Last new HDTV is amazing, really Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 19, 2008, 05:22:18 AM

Last I believe you Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 19, 2008, 05:36:34 AM
Last I want to believe Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 19, 2008, 07:56:32 AM
Last believe or not believe, that is the question Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 19, 2008, 09:26:51 AM
For the believers: A priest's kava dish in duck form

Last (http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:GBTOW6Np4jeWEM:http://www.justpacific.com/fiji/engravings/williams/duckbowl.jpg) Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on October 20, 2008, 08:04:54 AM
Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work we go.

Actually down to the canteen to get a roll and coffee first.


Last procrastinating Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 20, 2008, 10:15:08 AM
This may help with the coffee.

Last (http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ebbTTF_H2lQuaM:http://www.pmwhhr.com/pic/00928.jpg) Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on October 20, 2008, 11:58:31 AM
Last we now have to find a subject Swato can't turn to ducks Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 20, 2008, 01:21:23 PM
Or why don't you find a duck shaped nebula?

Last I prefer challenges Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 20, 2008, 01:54:22 PM


Last this guy has a problem, don't goad him, right ? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 20, 2008, 02:21:14 PM
Voila, the Duck Nebula (aka Thor's Helmet Nebula or NGC 2359)
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:AzwOW1uk8sqlCM:http://bp0.blogger.com/_5WwYNr2qHXQ/RcUQ7Y6ohtI/AAAAAAAAABU/_wK7O0ocwZw/s320/thor%27s%2Bhelmet%2Bcfht.jpg)
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:AzwOW1uk8sqlCM:http://bp0.blogger.com/_5WwYNr2qHXQ/RcUQ7Y6ohtI/AAAAAAAAABU/_wK7O0ocwZw/s320/thor%27s%2Bhelmet%2Bcfht.jpg

And somebody asked for a goated duck?

Last (http://www.feggenlehen.de/bilder/Streichelzoo2.jpg) Post
http://www.feggenlehen.de/bilder/Streichelzoo2.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 20, 2008, 05:06:24 PM
Last how about a ducked goat? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 20, 2008, 10:51:52 PM

Last Ok, both these guys have problems, one goads and the other ducks Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 21, 2008, 12:04:24 AM
Last At least they aren't waffling Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 21, 2008, 01:31:43 AM

Last mmm yummy waffles Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on October 21, 2008, 01:48:58 AM
Last waffly versatile...Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 21, 2008, 02:11:19 AM
Last now, I have to dump all my pre-recorded shows from my DVR, 'cause I need to exchange it for one that supports HDMI output.... about time,too....  Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 21, 2008, 05:31:29 AM
Last espresso at 7pm = sleep at 2am + four hours of actual sleep + studying for a test = very flat, contemplative mood at 9pm Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 21, 2008, 05:38:21 AM
Ducklessness.

Last sleep at 3:30 am + 2 hours sleep + woken by migraine = ugh! No waffles Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 21, 2008, 09:28:43 AM
waffle duck

Last (http://bakingbites.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/chefdonald.jpg) Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on October 21, 2008, 11:44:46 AM
Last would specialist help be considered? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 21, 2008, 12:46:33 PM
Last don't you mean therapist? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on October 21, 2008, 02:07:08 PM
last possibly, but I have friends in low places... ;DPost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 21, 2008, 03:58:48 PM

Last what happened to Rebellious Waffle? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on October 21, 2008, 05:15:55 PM
Last his X-wing got shot down by the Death Star Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 21, 2008, 07:00:46 PM

Last sad Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 21, 2008, 10:16:51 PM
Last when you're sad, smile Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 21, 2008, 10:20:12 PM
Last and when you're happy? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 21, 2008, 10:20:54 PM
Last when you're happy... clap your hands Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on October 21, 2008, 10:36:26 PM
Quote from: Pachyderm on October 21, 2008, 11:44:46 AM
Last would specialist help be considered? Post

LAST    What if Swato consults this specialist?   POST
(http://www.justducks.co.uk/Images/Yarto/duck%20doctor.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on October 22, 2008, 01:27:50 AM
Last and I had such high hopes for a duckless page. sigh...Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 22, 2008, 05:14:19 AM
Last good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow..... or not Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 22, 2008, 06:11:10 AM
Last naps are a glorious thing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 22, 2008, 07:39:59 AM
(http://www.ebbisham.co.uk/wedding/jedi-duck.gif)
http://www.ebbisham.co.uk/wedding/jedi-duck.gif

Last and may the quack be with you Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 22, 2008, 01:19:56 PM

Last desperate duck Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 22, 2008, 02:42:00 PM
Last duck! here comes another! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 22, 2008, 04:53:42 PM
Indeed. And this is coming extremly low  :mrgreen:
Last (http://www.electricplanet.co.uk/media/productimages/171_product.jpg) Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 22, 2008, 05:27:06 PM
Last this duck obsession Swato has is making me rethink my position on gun control Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 22, 2008, 11:13:37 PM
Last feelings vs thinking Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 23, 2008, 02:50:27 AM
Last gut vs brain Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 23, 2008, 07:49:13 AM
Quote from: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 22, 2008, 05:27:06 PM
Last this duck obsession Swato has is making me rethink my position on gun control Post

Well, here you go
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:WnF1DLSlPqGkeM:http://www.chinatraderonline.com/Files/Gifts-and-Crafts/Toys-and-Games/Electric-Gun/Duck-Water-Gun-21104994718.jpg)
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:WnF1DLSlPqGkeM:http://www.chinatraderonline.com/Files/Gifts-and-Crafts/Toys-and-Games/Electric-Gun/Duck-Water-Gun-21104994718.jpg

Last (http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:OQB8m0D2Wh9ecM:http://www.sittingduckproductions.com/images/sitting_duck_front_gun.jpg) Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 23, 2008, 03:08:25 PM

Last is nothing sacred? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 23, 2008, 05:09:05 PM
Last not ducks, apparently Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 23, 2008, 06:01:23 PM
Last where's my shotgun? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 23, 2008, 07:18:45 PM
The duck has it
Last (http://www.alexross.com/CJ018.jpg) Post
http://www.alexross.com/CJ018.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 23, 2008, 07:34:50 PM
Last dammit Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on October 23, 2008, 08:36:17 PM
Last if I stop with the anti-Emin, can Swato stop with the ducks? post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 23, 2008, 08:37:13 PM
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3071/2653977727_0bfcd2d678.jpg?v=0)
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3071/2653977727_0bfcd2d678.jpg?v=0
Last Duck in Hell Post

Is this enough damnation? :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 23, 2008, 08:53:44 PM
Last for us, you mean? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 23, 2008, 08:57:48 PM
If you meet him...
(http://www.geocities.com/bucky_ohare_toys/forsale/bucky_ohare_dead_eye_duck.jpg)
http://www.geocities.com/bucky_ohare_toys/forsale/bucky_ohare_dead_eye_duck.jpg

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 23, 2008, 10:45:29 PM
Last is there any situation that cannot be described by duck? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on October 23, 2008, 10:54:03 PM
Last not so far Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 24, 2008, 02:57:31 AM
I prefer pears

Last (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/227/514727774_dba6cec995.jpg) Post
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/227/514727774_dba6cec995.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 24, 2008, 09:26:19 AM
That one looks obscene!

Ok, we can do without ducks...
if you are willing to bear those instead
(http://www.breakherthewang.com/images/51_33NakedMoleRatAltruis.jpg)
http://www.breakherthewang.com/images/51_33NakedMoleRatAltruis.jpg
Last completely duck-free Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on October 24, 2008, 10:24:00 AM
Last  naked mole rats for president! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 24, 2008, 03:57:09 PM

Last Clothes for NMRs People's Front Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 24, 2008, 05:20:37 PM
Last Dean Koontz's Frankenstein series had a scene featuring live baby rats.....* Post



* no, I'm not going to tell, either...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 25, 2008, 02:14:12 AM
Last (http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1049/1435641738_ef91d81a04.jpg?v=0) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 25, 2008, 11:59:59 AM
The old wise molerat from the mountain?
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2110/1543801397_3a06e0e0a1_o.jpg)
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2110/1543801397_3a06e0e0a1_o.jpg
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on October 26, 2008, 04:59:23 AM
Teh NMRs, they freak me out...

Last Would you rather revisit the Fluffysnakies of DOOOOOM? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 26, 2008, 05:40:08 AM
No.
Last first reference free Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 26, 2008, 08:56:37 AM
Maybe you prefer the molerats in plush?
(http://www.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/109/d/AAAAAss_rgcAAAAAAQndDA.jpg)
http://www.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/109/d/AAAAAss_rgcAAAAAAQndDA.jpg

Last Back to the Ducks Post
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:z0jlMGZLYg8vPM:http://jimmyakin.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/duck_soup16_1.jpg)
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on October 26, 2008, 09:29:52 AM
Last brief duckless Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 26, 2008, 10:38:38 AM
According to Google this entity is named Beth Duckless
Last (http://www.hampshirehills.com/images/BethDuckless.jpg) Post
http://www.hampshirehills.com/images/BethDuckless.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 26, 2008, 08:54:46 PM
Last aaaaah, Swato... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on October 26, 2008, 10:21:44 PM
Last best name I've heard is Singiz Thing, the famous Hindu arsonist Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 27, 2008, 02:43:53 AM
Last at least she isn't the dönertier Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 27, 2008, 08:51:50 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 27, 2008, 02:43:53 AM
Last at least she isn't the dönertier Post
Someone asking for me?
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:UWkRmwWDidrNqM:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/19/Mk_Rostock_D%C3%B6nertier.jpg)
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:UWkRmwWDidrNqM:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/19/Mk_Rostock_D%C3%B6nertier.jpg
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on October 27, 2008, 03:35:09 PM
Last You're a kebab shop? Isn't that taking the whole fiddling with genetics thing a bit far? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 27, 2008, 07:37:07 PM

Last perhaps the doctoral thesis was just a blind? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 27, 2008, 07:57:07 PM
Doktor Swato and Mister Dönertier
Last (http://www.krasser-doener.de/img/doenertier01.jpg) Post
http://www.krasser-doener.de/img/doenertier01.jpg

Shall I bring the ducks back?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on October 27, 2008, 08:14:06 PM
Last no Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 27, 2008, 08:59:18 PM
Too late!
Last (http://www.blueiceconsulting.co.uk/img/WaterOffaDucksBack.jpg) Post
http://www.blueiceconsulting.co.uk/img/WaterOffaDucksBack.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 27, 2008, 09:27:43 PM
Last dammit, don't make me post another dancer video! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 27, 2008, 11:42:04 PM
Last is someone forcing Swato to post ducks? :o Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on October 28, 2008, 06:49:17 AM
Lastsquidlings (http://www.imagequest3d.com/pages/current/pictureoftheweek/squidlings/index.htm)Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 28, 2008, 07:07:06 AM
Quote from: anthrobabe on October 28, 2008, 06:49:17 AM
Lastsquidlings (http://www.imagequest3d.com/pages/current/pictureoftheweek/squidlings/index.htm)Post
Lovely! But they are naked. Can we allow that here? :mrgreen:

All hail King Molerat
Last (http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:D3JODZx8nx9DHM:http://webzoom.freewebs.com/godzilla_2000/KingMolerat.jpg) Post
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:D3JODZx8nx9DHM:http://webzoom.freewebs.com/godzilla_2000/KingMolerat.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 28, 2008, 02:57:33 PM
Remember the Underminer?

Last (http://bestgamewallpapers.com/files/incredibles/t/the-underminer.jpg) Post
http://bestgamewallpapers.com/files/incredibles/t/the-underminer.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 29, 2008, 09:28:35 AM
(http://www.mir.com.my/rb/photography/leofoo/windows/images/duckpond.jpg)
http://www.mir.com.my/rb/photography/leofoo/windows/images/duckpond.jpg
Last ducks in an ex-mining area Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 29, 2008, 10:06:39 PM
You're making the Squidlings jealous, Swato
Last remember what happened last time? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 30, 2008, 01:26:23 AM
Last long days at the "office".....*bleah*.....need some serious time off to do....oh, I dunno....stuff an' stuff....Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 30, 2008, 09:30:47 AM
Quote from: Scriblerus the Philosophe on October 29, 2008, 10:06:39 PM
You're making the Squidlings jealous, Swato
Last remember what happened last time? Post

Just refer it to the office duck
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:OmXrd4xkI0x_KM:http://image59.webshots.com/159/5/28/33/2661528330044178541AtOmtf_ph.jpg)
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:OmXrd4xkI0x_KM:http://image59.webshots.com/159/5/28/33/2661528330044178541AtOmtf_ph.jpg
and if that does not work:
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:jeqJiZlkFguKDM:http://www.derok.net/derok/images/thegrill/megamallard%2520duck%25202.JPG) and (http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:Tgbo7FQEDLv_VM:http://a.bebo.com/app-image/6900780147/5411656627/PROFILE/i.yaquiz.com/img/q/u/08/03/10/evilduck.jpg) will handle it
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:jeqJiZlkFguKDM:http://www.derok.net/derok/images/thegrill
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:Tgbo7FQEDLv_VM:http://a.bebo.com/app-image/6900780147/5411656627/PROFILE/i.yaquiz.com/img/q/u/08/03/10/evilduck.jpg/megamallard%2520duck%25202.JPG

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 30, 2008, 03:29:31 PM
Nothing can handle the squidlings.

Last and you know it well Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 30, 2008, 04:56:17 PM
Here's a duck that stands up to the squid!
(http://www.redbubble.com/images/clear.gif)
http://www.redbubble.com/images/clear.gif
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on October 30, 2008, 08:39:40 PM
Am I missing something or have you just posted an invisible duck?

Last Duckless Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on October 30, 2008, 10:08:41 PM
Last nooo, now we'll be inundated with ducks again Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 31, 2008, 12:56:25 AM
I rather move in a different direction:
(http://upload.kapanlagi.com/images/20080811103941_5HyacinthMacaw_489fb47d592e8.jpg)
http://upload.kapanlagi.com/images/20080811103941_5HyacinthMacaw_489fb47d592e8.jpg
Last psittacine Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 31, 2008, 09:37:21 AM
Quote from: beagle on October 30, 2008, 08:39:40 PM
Am I missing something or have you just posted an invisible duck?

Last Duckless Post

maybe the google picture will not disappear, although it is very small
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:CLgOkNeWhl5W4M:http://images-2.redbubble.net/img/art/size:small/view:main/66963-12-giant-squid-and-duck.jpg)
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:CLgOkNeWhl5W4M:http://images-2.redbubble.net/img/art/size:small/view:main/66963-12-giant-squid-and-duck.jpg

It came from here, where it is a wee bit bigger
http://www.redbubble.com/people/cliff/art/66963-12-giant-squid-and-duck

Last Libertad para los patos! Post

Edit:
I think this is funny (but not necessarily safe for minors)
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e322edb7f2/the-palin-porno-as-read-by-ricky-gervais-from-tubulargoldmine
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 31, 2008, 03:41:27 PM
Is not freedom for ducks but freedom from ducks.

Last (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3c/Myiopsitta_monachus_-Old_San_Juan_-Puerto_Rico.jpg/180px-Myiopsitta_monachus_-Old_San_Juan_-Puerto_Rico.jpg) Post
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Quote from: Swatopluk on October 31, 2008, 09:37:21 AM
I think this is funny (but not necessarily safe for minors)
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e322edb7f2/the-palin-porno-as-read-by-ricky-gervais-from-tubulargoldmine
:ROFL:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 31, 2008, 06:26:00 PM
Don't duck, I'm just passing through...

Last did you notice, no duck Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on October 31, 2008, 08:21:23 PM
Last I'd be happier if we didn't even say the word Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 01, 2008, 09:17:32 AM
Too late again. The word was spoken and here I am.
(http://www.mylittleducky.com/mld1a.jpg)
http://www.mylittleducky.com/mld1a.jpg
Last duck, glorious duck Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 01, 2008, 10:24:06 AM
Is duct tape related to duck?

Last ducted Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 01, 2008, 11:24:52 AM
And if it is, handsome, would it make a difference?
Don't you love bondage?
Last (http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p200/WRECKTHEPLACE_photos/duky.jpg) Post
http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p200/WRECKTHEPLACE_photos/duky.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 01, 2008, 02:14:08 PM
Let's start a petition against ducks.


Last where can I sing? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 01, 2008, 04:57:09 PM
Last seconded! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 01, 2008, 09:23:10 PM
Last I almost started a petition here] (http://www.petitiononline.com/) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 02, 2008, 12:49:02 AM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 01, 2008, 09:23:10 PM
Last I almost started a petition here] (http://www.petitiononline.com/) Post

What?  To eliminate forever ducks-related Last Posts?

I'm In!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on November 02, 2008, 12:50:31 AM
Last where do I sign? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 02, 2008, 02:20:40 AM


Last I tried to sign but I remembered my vow of tolerance just in time Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 02, 2008, 08:46:49 AM
So, you want a (http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:TuiPu8Jts_qxxM:http://munkaspeni.com/No-Ducks.gif) policy?
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:TuiPu8Jts_qxxM:http://munkaspeni.com/No-Ducks.gif
Last He (http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:q6X7aXhiVah8BM:http://www.derok.net/derok/images/thegrill/megamallard%2520duck%25201.JPG) will not like that Post
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:q6X7aXhiVah8BM:http://www.derok.net/derok/images/thegrill/megamallard%2520duck%25201.JPG
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 02, 2008, 09:43:32 AM
Last I am duck-resistible today Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 02, 2008, 10:11:01 AM
Thsi may help you resist the ducks
(http://www.heresjonny.com/taiwan/IMG_4261.jpg)
http://www.heresjonny.com/taiwan/IMG_4261.jpg
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 02, 2008, 01:03:59 PM
Last just Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 02, 2008, 03:19:17 PM
(http://www.maxwaugh.com/images/cr05/macaw4.jpg)
http://www.maxwaugh.com/images/cr05/macaw4.jpg
Last I'll keep posting parrots then Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 02, 2008, 04:50:52 PM
Last at least parrots are pretty...and diverse Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 02, 2008, 05:17:16 PM
We can easily do both
Last (http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ZkReFnkCuQT5VM:http://bp2.blogger.com/_RC__mzi9knw/R7sb8cHAeFI/AAAAAAAAAFU/l1se9ZZcVhM/s320/duck.JPG) Post
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ZkReFnkCuQT5VM:http://bp2.blogger.com/_RC__mzi9knw/R7sb8cHAeFI/AAAAAAAAAFU/l1se9ZZcVhM/s320/duck.JPG
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 02, 2008, 06:39:16 PM
Last loon Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 02, 2008, 06:46:46 PM
Last Post*


* there is tolerance, and there is enabeling perverse behavior.  methinks permitting duck-posts to continue falls into the latter category.   and think of the poor tortured ducks, who were killed to make those posts possible.  is there no one to speak out for the preservation of the benighted ducks, then?  no one at all?  think of the children!  think of the starving children in Japan, who as we speak are literally starving for want of their own duck, but no, due to the usurping of ducks everywhere to create perverted duck-images.  ducks, forced to work in secret for German Engineering (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDZSxFLcMVg) to create the abominations, working their feathers to the bone, day in and day out...... it's a horror I tells ya! A horror!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 02, 2008, 07:15:45 PM
Last (http://media.pegasusnews.com/img/categories/HelenLovejoy_t630.jpg) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 02, 2008, 07:31:44 PM
 :P
Last (http://protectingmarriage.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/support-marriage-3.jpg) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 02, 2008, 08:17:57 PM
Last like this marriage? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDBXgfZMT0o&feature=related) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 03, 2008, 12:31:54 AM
Last I just watched the season finale of Primeval (http://www.bbcamerica.com/content/320/index.jsp) (BBC America channel) and it was a doozy.... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 03, 2008, 04:38:21 AM
Quote from: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 02, 2008, 06:46:46 PM
ducks, forced to work in secret for German Engineering (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDZSxFLcMVg) to create the abominations, ...
Talking about a quack!

Last or a quack talking in a VW commercial Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 03, 2008, 08:26:10 AM
Quote from: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 03, 2008, 12:31:54 AM
Last I just watched the season finale of Primeval (http://www.bbcamerica.com/content/320/index.jsp) (BBC America channel) and it was a doozy.... Post

Wait for the horrors of the second season (while I wait for season 3)!

Meanwhile horror ducks from Down Under
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:JqqVwg9cm54mqM:http://duckplanet.com/images/large/LuxuryDucks_ReleasedMarch2007.jpg)
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:JqqVwg9cm54mqM:http://duckplanet.com/images/large/LuxuryDucks_ReleasedMarch2007.jpg
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 03, 2008, 11:44:21 PM
Last I hate you and your ducks Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 04, 2008, 12:22:35 AM
Last I hate ducks and your swato Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 04, 2008, 03:09:18 AM
Last Hey Boys and Girls, however nasty Swato and his ducks are, and clearly we all agree on that, we have to be nice about it, rules is rules Post

Last Ask instead, how does Swato locate these ducks? Post

Last double-posting without double-posting Post

;D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 04, 2008, 03:59:01 AM
Last ...

...this is the last day before election day...

...which means the last full day of stupid idiotic election ads (I'm looking at YOU Inhoff!)...

...which means that finally I won't have to hear from Inhoff for 4 more years, as he will spend ALL his "valuable" time in Washington (he never cares much for being in Oklahoma)...

...which means a return to a less frenitic lifestyle...


...but most importantly, Palin can return to Alaska, and quit making people loose their just-eaten dinners over her inane sugar-coated blather...

...Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 04, 2008, 04:21:02 AM
Last I'm still paranoid thanks to 2004. Wasn't conscious enough in 2000 to understand what was going on Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 04, 2008, 06:19:51 AM

Last if elections ruin young people's mental development: ban elections! quick. before a few minutes time hence. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 04, 2008, 09:01:46 AM
But what about VP Palin Duck?
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:GO1mq7-jXmGehM:http://disney-clipart.com/Valentines-Day/mickey-mouse/Daisy-Duck-Valentines1.jpg)
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:GO1mq7-jXmGehM:http://disney-clipart.com/Valentines-Day/mickey-mouse/Daisy-Duck-Valentines1.jpg
Should that come to pass, no more alive ducks
Last (http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:3j3fnLNGTyr8zM:http://bp0.blogger.com/_lkrkopC-rKo/R6HxZkMftRI/AAAAAAAAANU/LQIj58t4vm4/s400/donald-duck-skeleton-3.jpg) Post
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:3j3fnLNGTyr8zM:http://bp0.blogger.com/_lkrkopC-rKo/R6HxZkMftRI/AAAAAAAAANU/LQIj58t4vm4/s400/donald-duck-skeleton-3.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 04, 2008, 01:37:33 PM
I just hope we aren't sitting ducks waiting for election results.

Last scared Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 04, 2008, 04:08:45 PM

Last advertising international human concerns day Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 04, 2008, 05:28:06 PM
Last Lindblum is such an awesome city Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 04, 2008, 08:24:44 PM
Last so far, so good, election-wise Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 04, 2008, 08:33:44 PM
Last Burmecia is such a depressing country Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 04, 2008, 09:50:43 PM
Last Obama Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 04, 2008, 09:51:27 PM
Last Obamarama Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 04, 2008, 10:31:14 PM
Last well past Time for Change Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 04, 2008, 10:56:11 PM
Last tantalizing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 05, 2008, 01:59:19 AM
Last hope Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 05, 2008, 02:04:20 AM
Last Change Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on November 05, 2008, 04:16:40 AM
Last but what about Glenrothes? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 05, 2008, 04:38:10 AM
Last Obama Wins! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 05, 2008, 04:38:43 AM
Last Barack Obama is quite literally, made of win Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 05, 2008, 04:54:16 AM
Last yes, we did! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on November 05, 2008, 04:55:27 AM
Last daammit, now I can't sleep Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 05, 2008, 08:31:30 AM

Last
Quote from: Pachyderm on November 05, 2008, 04:16:40 AM
Last but what about Glenrothes? Post
Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 05, 2008, 08:50:47 AM
Last (http://slauro.blog.pacajob.com/public/droopy-i-m-happy.jpg) Post
http://slauro.blog.pacajob.com/public/droopy-i-m-happy.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 05, 2008, 01:16:36 PM
Last the repug frat-party is over Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 05, 2008, 03:29:35 PM
Last now if only the dems can avoid the in-fighting they are so famous for, and DO SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE Post


*crossin' m'fingers n' toes*
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 05, 2008, 04:49:00 PM
I secertly (OK now it's not a secret anymore) hope that the radical wing(s) of the GOP go(es) into selfdestructive mode (with Palin in the lead) and leave the field to the sane ones/moderates.
Alas, I expect a non-stop all-out filibuster in the senate instead.

Last hopefully Bush goes without taking the house down first Post

Duckfight!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/timmyeatchips/duckfight02small.jpg)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/timmyeatchips/duckfight02small.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 05, 2008, 05:41:47 PM
I was dreaming something along those lines too. Could you imagine the repug as a minority fringe party like the BNP or the Austrian FPÖ?

Last not that they are too far from them Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 05, 2008, 07:44:30 PM
But then we just have the Democrats in control.

I do hope the Republican party fragments. get something more right wing, something more moderate... maybe even have the same thing happen to the democrats.

Two Party system is fail. Why can't we be like Canada?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 05, 2008, 09:31:10 PM
Last non-constructive Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 05, 2008, 11:24:29 PM
Last Super-constructivep Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 06, 2008, 01:09:10 AM
We can hope they learn their lesson!
Last not destructive would be good, too Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 06, 2008, 02:25:36 AM
Last Oarack Bussein Hobama Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 06, 2008, 03:18:44 AM
Last still feelin' good Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 06, 2008, 04:24:26 AM
Last Cleyra is a pertty weird city... tree... thing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 06, 2008, 09:43:49 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 05, 2008, 05:41:47 PM
I was dreaming something along those lines too. Could you imagine the repug as a minority fringe party like the BNP or the Austrian FPÖ?

Last not that they are too far from them Post

Unfortunately the FPÖ is not just a minority fringe party (despite the split and Haider's death). The Austrians were never really denazified and still paint themselves as the innocent victims of first Wilhelm II then Hitler (although THEY started WW1 and already were officially a fascist state when Hitler* took them over in 1938**).

*an Austrian himself
**and Austrians were clearly overrepresented in the nazi party and leadership

Last Do I have to say that I am very prejudiced against Austria? Post
(http://www.hurryupharry.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/daffy-duck-and-hitler.JPG)
http://www.hurryupharry.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/daffy-duck-and-hitler.JPG
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 06, 2008, 09:46:19 AM
Last Great Moravian Empire Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 06, 2008, 12:34:36 PM
Last can't sleep-- my cat punctured my waterbed, and I have to wait for the glue to dry Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on November 06, 2008, 04:52:41 PM
Last   blizzard day today!   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 06, 2008, 07:55:34 PM
from the Moravian Pottery & Tile Works
(http://www.buckscounty.org/government/departments/tileworks/images/3x3_pic/3_duck.jpg)
http://www.buckscounty.org/government/departments/tileworks/images/3x3_pic/3_duck.jpg

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 06, 2008, 09:58:54 PM
Last Black Plastic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 06, 2008, 10:02:11 PM
Shamwan ahskin fora black plashtic duck?
Last (http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:GW7on04-olQcmM:http://www.vectisdirect.co.uk/images/super/DOBE335.jpg) Post
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:GW7on04-olQcmM:http://www.vectisdirect.co.uk/images/super/DOBE335.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 07, 2008, 01:23:57 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 06, 2008, 09:43:49 AM
Do I have to say that I am very prejudiced against Austria?
As a musician I still consider Vienna a holy place.

Last and Bach's tomb in Thomaskirche in Leipzig* a kind of Mecca I'll have to go at least once in my life Post

* I know it's in East Germany
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 07, 2008, 02:50:43 AM
If Austria was an innocent victim in WWI, I'll eat my hat

Last :sniff: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 07, 2008, 03:23:34 AM
Last If my hat was an innocent victim in WWI, I'll eat Austria Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 07, 2008, 04:56:53 AM
Last I'd like a hat and some Austrian pastries, thank you. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on November 07, 2008, 04:58:59 AM
Last hmmm, Wiener schnitzel Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on November 07, 2008, 07:49:55 AM
Last I see the ducks are still going strong Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 07, 2008, 08:05:01 AM
Last Austrian Duck Post
(http://tesla.liketelevision.com/liketelevision/images/toonfest/lowrez/daffy6213.jpg)
http://tesla.liketelevision.com/liketelevision/images/toonfest/lowrez/daffy6213.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 07, 2008, 06:21:19 PM
Last that Muso-goose looks really ugly Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 07, 2008, 06:34:44 PM
Unlike those:
(http://www.djouls.com/groove/images/Ugly_Duckling-The_Best_Of_b.jpg)
http://www.djouls.com/groove/images/Ugly_Duckling-The_Best_Of_b.jpg
Last Post

Edit:
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:PQ19A7-kKOHWSM:http://www.djouls.com/groove/images/Ugly_Duckling-The_Best_Of_b.jpg)
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:PQ19A7-kKOHWSM:http://www.djouls.com/groove/images/Ugly_Duckling-The_Best_Of_b.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 07, 2008, 06:57:55 PM
Last silly Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 07, 2008, 07:36:33 PM
Silly duck crossing
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:6UHf15350qJ4zM:http://www.randomlicious.org/images/content/2004/ducks-crossing.jpg)
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:6UHf15350qJ4zM:http://www.randomlicious.org/images/content/2004/ducks-crossing.jpg
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 07, 2008, 07:42:18 PM
Last it is now my mission in life to go to germany, find Swato, and punch him Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 07, 2008, 07:51:55 PM
Someone asking for a punching duck?
OK, maybe this will please you more:
http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2008/10/guest-blogger-great-white-snark.html
Last Horrible Dalek Cakes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 07, 2008, 08:01:38 PM
Last PUNCH HIM REALLY REALLY HARD Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on November 07, 2008, 08:32:12 PM
Last at least they're not ducks Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 07, 2008, 08:47:27 PM
Last hey, YOU keep bringing the ducks up Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on November 07, 2008, 08:54:59 PM
I'm trying to move him on to monsters, but that risks more songs about giant squids.

Last It's a tightrope Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 07, 2008, 09:17:57 PM
Let's change the subject, Okay?

Last life in space Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 07, 2008, 10:18:17 PM
Last Bowie's in space post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 07, 2008, 11:56:45 PM
Last I never click the links, so I rarely see the ducks anyway...image suppression software is so nice Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 08, 2008, 04:49:16 AM
And somebody insists in bringing the accursed word, over and over...

Last can we all be friends? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 08, 2008, 09:25:42 AM
Quote from: beagle on November 07, 2008, 08:54:59 PM
I'm trying to move him on to monsters, but that risks more songs about giant squids.

Last It's a tightrope Post

I am back to writing those indeed. But they are not mutually exclusive with ducks.

Last Duck Dodgers Post
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:OSpVfroBXl2JCM:http://i2.iofferphoto.com/img/item/223/791/72/o_duckdodgers.jpg)
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:OSpVfroBXl2JCM:http://i2.iofferphoto.com/img/item/223/791/72/o_duckdodgers.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 08, 2008, 02:35:28 PM
I loved that show.

Last I think they stopped making new episodes, though :( Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 08, 2008, 05:27:08 PM
Last *sigh* Duck Dodgers was a pretty funny bit, while it lasted Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 08, 2008, 09:09:08 PM

Last Can't Beagle do his Patriarchal Thing to Stop the I-am-not-going-to-say-what? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 09, 2008, 05:27:11 AM
Last got'm good 20" monitor working again Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 09, 2008, 09:10:54 AM
Eggsterminate?
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/123/399630569_4c36fb9345.jpg?v=0)
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 09, 2008, 03:10:30 PM
Last lets fine the next person that mentions the accursed word Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 09, 2008, 04:49:28 PM
I think ducks are fine.
(http://www.geocities.com/hollywood/hills/4757/MDollarDuck.jpg)
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 09, 2008, 06:11:55 PM
Last nooooo! on my 20" screen those ducks are an abomination unto zod.... Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 09, 2008, 06:29:56 PM
Sorry, can't find an abominable duck, just duckie and the abominable bunny.
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/229/466643556_c75fdc5e2b.jpg?v=0)
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 09, 2008, 08:53:46 PM
Last lazy sunday again Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 10, 2008, 08:43:19 AM
The Ducks are lazy too
Last (http://www.places-to-be.com/pic130/lazyduck_01.jpg) Post
http://www.places-to-be.com/pic130/lazyduck_01.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 10, 2008, 06:20:33 PM
It's Raining!  Yaaaay!

Now, my yard, of which I finally got a working mower, which I just mowed (I thought for the last time this season) will grow and grow and grow....

Last I still am enjoying the rain, though Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 10, 2008, 07:53:53 PM
Last no rain here, sadly Post
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Post by: Pachyderm on November 10, 2008, 10:42:48 PM
Would you like some? We have more than enough....
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 11, 2008, 05:49:52 AM
Last goin' t'bed Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 11, 2008, 06:24:47 AM
Lat Jus' woke up Post
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Post by: anthrobabe on November 11, 2008, 06:28:35 AM
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 11, 2008, 06:33:55 AM
Last ya lazy Post
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Post by: anthrobabe on November 11, 2008, 06:36:23 AM
Last it is my friday here at work-happy Post
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Post by: anthrochild87 on November 11, 2008, 06:58:14 AM
Last where is the all the snow Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 11, 2008, 07:25:04 AM
Last pretty party clothes crocheted of snow! Post
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Post by: anthrochild87 on November 11, 2008, 07:34:31 AM
last eating chocolate chip snowmen cookies post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 11, 2008, 09:04:34 AM
What about a chocolate duck?
Last (http://www.mackenzieschocolates.com/images/products/easter/E0015/chocolate_duck_small-md.jpg) Post
http://www.mackenzieschocolates.com/images/products/easter/E0015/chocolate_duck_small-md.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 11, 2008, 10:28:22 AM
Last wot wot Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 11, 2008, 11:01:59 AM
That's quack quack!
(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c155/mahdyadriano1/DUCKY.jpg)
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c155/mahdyadriano1/DUCKY.jpg
That should be quite a dilemma: you want to get the Last Post back but the duck won't "get it" if you do :mua:
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 11, 2008, 11:26:15 AM
Last I'm very capable of avianicide myself, thank you very much. Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 11, 2008, 11:39:12 AM
Dont misunderestimate them!
Last (http://www.eline-bakker.de/bild/index_schiessente.png) Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 11, 2008, 11:40:11 AM
Last All I really have to do is outlast them, or you. Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 11, 2008, 11:44:38 AM
We will prevail!
(http://s3-external-1.amazonaws.com/wootdesigncontestentries/jamescho84/1984__Duck_Hunt_%7BRESUB%7D-e90qct-s.jpg)
http://s3-external-1.amazonaws.com/wootdesigncontestentries/jamescho84/1984__Duck_Hunt_%7BRESUB%7D-e90qct-s.jpg
Last you may win today, but we'll be back with new ducks to-morrow Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 11, 2008, 11:45:08 AM
Last Have fun with that Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 11, 2008, 07:18:50 PM
Deimos mass is 1.48×1015 kg

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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 11, 2008, 07:40:19 PM
Last Condie Piet Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 11, 2008, 11:05:44 PM

Last it's all foreign to me Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 12, 2008, 03:32:11 AM
Last tsaL tsoP Post
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Post by: Pachyderm on November 12, 2008, 06:21:51 AM
Last tsoP tsaL Post
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Post by: anthrochild87 on November 12, 2008, 07:18:53 AM
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Post by: beagle on November 12, 2008, 07:58:41 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 11, 2008, 07:18:50 PM
Deimos mass is 1.48×1015 kg

Last non-sequitur Post

Last any news on Phobos? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 12, 2008, 08:14:41 AM

Last the latest issue of SquirrelMail adds Latvian but I suspect that won't help sort out the Last Post Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 12, 2008, 09:04:28 AM
Apropos squirrel
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v686/waxandwane/squirrel-duck.jpg)
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 12, 2008, 01:26:52 PM
Quote from: beagle on November 12, 2008, 07:58:41 AM
Last any news on Phobos? Post
The biggest news is that it is a bit bigger and a bit rounder than Deimos (which is definitely potato shaped).

Last remember the original Doom? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 12, 2008, 04:40:54 PM
Or this? :mrgreen:
(http://www.trepaning.com/pics/dn.jpg)
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 12, 2008, 04:57:04 PM
Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!

Last nothing is sacred anymore Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 12, 2008, 05:14:03 PM
Except for the sacred duck (http://www.hansgal.com/biography/8-heiligeente.html)
(http://www.stampfrancisco.com/Images/Thumbs2/31-144.jpg)
http://www.stampfrancisco.com/Images/Thumbs2/31-144.jpg
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 12, 2008, 06:04:09 PM
Last which fortunately looks more like a regular bird Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 12, 2008, 06:21:25 PM
Ducks are never regular even when they are lame!
(http://www.whimsical-art.com/ProdImages/SittingDuck1.jpg)
http://www.whimsical-art.com/ProdImages/SittingDuck1.jpg
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 12, 2008, 09:18:13 PM
Last more like Latveria Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 12, 2008, 11:47:03 PM
Last sometimes I really hate my job:  when the furnace ought to be condemned outright, but the renter is responsible for the piece of junk, but doesn't want to put any money into it himself, and the landlord doesn't care..... so I patch and I patch...some of these are literally held together with wire and duct tape....no, literally! Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 13, 2008, 08:31:27 AM
Last Superwoman Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 13, 2008, 08:43:37 AM
Last Superduck Post
(http://www.advancedphotoshop.co.uk/uthumbs/superduck.jpg)
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 13, 2008, 08:44:36 AM
last oh, there you are, swato Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 13, 2008, 10:19:37 AM
Yes, me and the rocking duck!
(http://i10.ebayimg.com/02/i/000/b0/d4/ebc8_1.JPG)
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 13, 2008, 10:23:52 AM
Last unimpressed Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 13, 2008, 10:47:42 AM
Ye dare defiance?
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb193/Ki_allo/killerduck.jpg)
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 13, 2008, 10:48:24 AM
Last I rather do. Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 13, 2008, 12:30:07 PM
Last a reluctant marriage? Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 13, 2008, 08:57:51 PM
Last Sorry, new page. what were we talking about? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 13, 2008, 09:47:17 PM
Last moons and parrots and pirates Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 13, 2008, 09:56:00 PM
Last in the light of the fish moon post
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Post by: Pachyderm on November 13, 2008, 11:18:15 PM
Last a parrot crapped on his pirates shoulder Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 14, 2008, 01:57:01 AM
Last and a respectable parrot that is Post
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Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 14, 2008, 02:01:04 AM
Last Y'all guys is weird. Dat iz whi I likes youze! Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 14, 2008, 02:37:23 AM

Last Punk Duck Post
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Post by: Pachyderm on November 14, 2008, 08:28:47 AM
Last Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 14, 2008, 09:31:20 AM
Quote from: Pachyderm on November 14, 2008, 08:28:47 AM
Last Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni Post
That's the colossal squid iirc (too lazy to look up)
Here's the colossal duck (in front of the Uboat pens?)
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:v__xyBkmRGgSeM:http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/worldviews/2007/07/10/HOFTWO.jpg)
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 14, 2008, 09:55:51 AM
Last more like made of colossal fail Post
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Post by: Pachyderm on November 14, 2008, 09:58:36 AM
Points to Dr. Swato. It was indeed the Colossal Squid. That was your starter for ten. Next we have

Monodon monoceros


Last I love science, me Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 14, 2008, 11:13:47 AM
The cyclops unicorn?
OK, my serious guess* of narwhal was correct, and its elongated teeth were actually sold as unicorn horns in the Middle Ages (the main export product from Greenland).

*that monoceros means unicorn was obvious and the only real animal that fits the bill is that certain whale.

Surprisingly there is also a unicorn duck
(http://www.naklar.com/rubberworks/Unicorn%20big2.jpg)
http://www.naklar.com/rubberworks/Unicorn%20big2.jpg
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 14, 2008, 11:21:33 AM
Last looks like they just glued a sex toy onto a rubber duck Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 14, 2008, 11:50:24 AM

Last mmmmmmMMM... where can I buy one ? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 14, 2008, 11:57:13 AM
Maybe she (http://cheshirehall.net/blog/2007.36/nsfw%20Mother%20Ducker.jpg) knows
Last that duck picture may not be suitable for minors Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 14, 2008, 12:00:11 PM

Last shame about the glasses Post
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Post by: Pachyderm on November 14, 2008, 12:27:36 PM
Narwhal was a bit obvious.

Lets try this: Echinosorex gymnura

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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 14, 2008, 07:37:57 PM
Last Tyrannosaurus Echidna? Post
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Last common Post
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Last Come On Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 15, 2008, 06:42:46 AM

Last nudge, nudge Post
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Post by: Pachyderm on November 15, 2008, 07:20:36 AM
What nobody knows the Malayan Moonrat? Very well, how about

Somniosus microcephalus

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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 15, 2008, 07:24:25 AM
Last wink-wink Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 15, 2008, 09:24:15 AM
Somniosus microcephalus
That's literally the sleeping smallhead. No idea.
Now I have checked: it is the Greenland shark aka Sleeper shark.
You beat me, I would not have guessed it (was thinking about some kind of sloth).

What about Petrophaga Lorioti?

Last (http://unadorned.org/images/dandruff/duck_300w.jpg) Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 15, 2008, 10:14:46 AM

Last I think a lot about sloth. In fact, I think a lot of sloth. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 15, 2008, 10:53:19 AM
So, you are an Ice Age fan? ;)
Here some prehistoric ducks (sorta  :mrgreen:)
(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10/dinos_450x299.jpg)
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10/dinos_450x299.jpg
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 15, 2008, 03:18:56 PM
Last you could at least put in the flat duck billed dinosaurs Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 15, 2008, 07:10:00 PM
Last just watched a delightful movie, Matilda, on TBS Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 15, 2008, 09:11:57 PM
Last lol TF2 Post
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Post by: Pachyderm on November 15, 2008, 09:32:40 PM
No, you got me on the Stone-eater.

Having looked, it isn't real! Taxonomy is hard enough without introducing fictional animals! Nice idea, though.


Vampyrum spectrum


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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 15, 2008, 10:06:57 PM
Last what about kidney stones? and taxonomy tastes better with stuffing. Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 15, 2008, 10:19:50 PM
I bet I can take a shower faster than you can say Shammalammadingdong.

*looks at 3 feet of hair attatched to head*

damnit.

Last "What do you mean, there's a social function at church in 40 minutes?" says the bewildered, unshowered, and robe clad man Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 16, 2008, 12:05:57 AM
Last _MY_ meeting's at 7, so I'm still on-time Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 16, 2008, 01:43:48 AM
Last well that well went well Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 16, 2008, 01:49:37 AM
Last why white wire? Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 16, 2008, 03:49:58 AM
Last when whales wish with weapons Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 16, 2008, 04:55:49 AM
Last watching Trek 3, the bumbling around for a spock-like character Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 16, 2008, 05:01:23 AM
Last Great Scott! The Klingons are Back from the Future! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 16, 2008, 09:15:36 AM
Vampyrum spectrum
Obviously a bat. That it is the false vampire was beyond my taxonomic knowledge.

Chrysocyon brachyurus

For vampire ducks:
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g105/ducky-boos/Fanart/Stacey%20W/DuckulaWeb01.png)
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g105/ducky-boos/Fanart/Stacey%20W/DuckulaWeb01.png
Last Count Duckula Post
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Post by: Pachyderm on November 16, 2008, 09:43:08 AM
Didn't know that one. Lovely animal, the Maned Wolf

See, this edumacational as well as fun.

For your delectation: Phycodurus eques


Last no, it's not a duck Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 16, 2008, 10:49:13 AM
some kind of hard (durus) rider (eques) to do with plants?
Good one, I would have expected some kind of arthropod.

Carausius morosus

Last duckfish Post
(http://thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongestdomainnameatlonglast.com/Animals/duckfish.JPG)
http://thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongestdomainnameatlonglast.com/Animals/duckfish.JPG
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 16, 2008, 05:56:46 PM
Last morning tea Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 16, 2008, 06:14:54 PM
Last it may be morning were you are Post
(http://images.cafepress.com/product/167550566v8_350x350_Front.jpg)
http://images.cafepress.com/product/167550566v8_350x350_Front.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 16, 2008, 08:03:57 PM
I return after a week and you're still doing the duck thing?

Last low and behold, Scribble doth return Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 16, 2008, 09:00:41 PM
Last Hi! Scribbles! Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 16, 2008, 10:17:51 PM
Last must be more than a week by now Post
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Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 17, 2008, 03:18:45 AM
Last Whu? Ah Dunno, Dyu? Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 17, 2008, 03:19:45 AM
Last Wouldn't dream of it Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 17, 2008, 07:07:35 AM
Last still up late, can't sleep.....could be the nap I took a coupla hours ago....naw, that can't be it....can it? Post
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Post by: anthrobabe on November 17, 2008, 08:35:45 AM
Last you dork! taking naps at night Post
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Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 17, 2008, 08:47:37 AM
Last what?  I was sleepy at the time....off to bed, for real now Post
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Post by: Pachyderm on November 17, 2008, 09:08:00 AM
Last daytime is for sleeping Post

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 17, 2008, 09:24:44 AM
These boots are made for walking
(http://store.sparkledesignsbykaren.com/catalog/duck%20wearing%20boots%20%2072%20dpi.jpg)
http://store.sparkledesignsbykaren.com/catalog/duck%20wearing%20boots%20%2072%20dpi.jpg
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 17, 2008, 02:01:39 PM

Last should the last post be predictable? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 17, 2008, 06:46:24 PM
Last is becoming quite predictable... Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 17, 2008, 08:39:19 PM
Last http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=830wdukcjaM Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 17, 2008, 09:59:00 PM
Last erm... the video spam thread is two threads below Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 17, 2008, 10:05:56 PM
Last It was still relevant Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 17, 2008, 10:11:46 PM
Last Antonio Banderas, Puss or his boots? Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 17, 2008, 10:26:39 PM
Last His boots Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 18, 2008, 02:12:43 AM

Last His and Hers boots Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 18, 2008, 02:17:43 AM
Last Booties for him and her post
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Post by: Pachyderm on November 18, 2008, 02:25:08 AM
[youtube=425,350]6q7W2cCOlNY&feature=related[/youtube]

Last Holy Carp Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 18, 2008, 03:45:43 AM
Last that's a monster! Post
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Post by: anthrobabe on November 18, 2008, 06:56:25 AM
Last that would be a Leonberger Post

oh how beautiful-- giant lap (watch the nadgers!) dog
want
google leonberger puppies
melt

Edit:
Rescue-- adopt--- OH my -- I gotta keep this in mind ( I don't buy pets)
Gentle giant rescue) (http://www.gentlegiantsrescue.com/leonbergers.htm)
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 18, 2008, 09:08:41 AM
That reminds me:
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2222/2391994865_fe4e1f63f8.jpg)
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2222/2391994865_fe4e1f63f8.jpg
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 18, 2008, 01:03:38 PM
A dog reminded you of a were-duck?

Last was it the hair? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 18, 2008, 01:45:17 PM
Last morning coffee before work Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on November 18, 2008, 02:05:58 PM
A dog reminded you of a were-duck?


i suspect he's getting a kick-back from the German Duck marketing Foundation for every duck-related post, no matter how tenuous.

Last just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 18, 2008, 03:47:16 PM
Last kick-backs or kit-kats? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 18, 2008, 04:48:12 PM
I know a guy named John Leonburger. berger. burghah?

Last Lionbeuger Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 18, 2008, 04:55:40 PM
Last I would have thought that lion burgers were illegal Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 18, 2008, 05:09:05 PM

Last no, that's lyin' burghers ! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 18, 2008, 05:15:40 PM
Last Robber barons? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 18, 2008, 05:20:43 PM
Last bloody bankers! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 18, 2008, 05:25:34 PM
Last stupid... dummies! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 18, 2008, 05:56:34 PM

Last tall stories Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 18, 2008, 06:06:26 PM
Last Tall buildings Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 18, 2008, 06:07:07 PM

Last football Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 18, 2008, 06:08:59 PM
Last panda jesus Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 18, 2008, 06:27:11 PM
Last Tropic Thunder Post


"I've killed the thing I love most!"
"You killed a hooker, ok you killed a hooker. We can handle that!"
"No! A panda!"
"Amanda? That's probably not her real name, Tugg."
"NO! I killed a PANDA!"
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 18, 2008, 06:42:53 PM
Last I know what dude I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 18, 2008, 06:57:47 PM
Last The Big Lebowski Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 18, 2008, 07:05:53 PM
Last The Princess Bride Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 18, 2008, 07:29:32 PM
Last Labyrinth Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 18, 2008, 08:56:53 PM
Last Magic Dance, it's what's for dinner Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 19, 2008, 01:44:48 AM
Last listening with one ear to Nova Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 19, 2008, 02:24:54 AM
Last I wanna kill zombies post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 19, 2008, 02:38:46 AM
(http://www.xbox.com/NR/rdonlyres/7EFCF240-556D-4890-841A-BB50E27F5B74/0/ilmreturntocastlewolfenstein003.jpg)
Last Resident Evil, Half Life, Halo, S.T.A.L.K.E.R., etc, ones? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 19, 2008, 04:30:53 AM
Last Nova was very disappointing.  Very. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 19, 2008, 06:41:21 AM
Last Nope, Left 4 Dead. They're not explained at all, just referred to as Infected. Likely going with the random biological virus, rather than space aliens, human intervention, magic ect. post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 19, 2008, 10:08:40 AM
Aaargh! We had a duck-free page!
That has to be compensated for
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:M-9vkj_VNOxWRM:http://bp3.blogger.com/_uke4xHUV2Zs/R7NeqUsJ-sI/AAAAAAAAANY/XeYY224BNpA/s400/zombie.jpg) (http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:cHOSFRjRllpt7M:http://www.earth-2.net/images/forums/howard-the-dead-duck.jpg) (http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:8yP5Dty89swhXM:http://www.maj.com/gallery/Derrico13/MarvelCustoms/zombiehoward1.jpg) (http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:pRxi8H8XW-XiDM:http://lh4.ggpht.com/_JOK4x0Mn0kw/RvYSSJ1dQpI/AAAAAAAAAmc/x47hqJKr_CU/P1000415.JPG) (http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:OOhQ6NNovDIGWM:http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/316Y8ZzwlHL._SL500_AA280_.jpg) (http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:7zTS0q5t0FVC3M:http://img.inkfrog.com/pix/aardart/zombie_duck.jpg) (http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:Z2_BwCVnnUMfiM:http://www.freewebs.com/erulisse2/tehzombieduckofdoom.jpg)
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 19, 2008, 07:38:36 PM
Last Psyduck isn't actually a duck, y'know. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 19, 2008, 09:49:31 PM
Indeed.


Last OMG, Pokemon? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 20, 2008, 02:59:27 AM
Last we just reached a new low, apparently Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 20, 2008, 06:40:04 AM
Last What? Dude, Pokemon are beast. at least, the first 151 Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 20, 2008, 09:21:50 AM
It came up under "zombie duck" on google (http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:aq3gdFdtKUT18M:http://www.cardboardcutouts.com/0375.gif)
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:aq3gdFdtKUT18M:http://www.cardboardcutouts.com/0375.gif
---
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:HqSoS-hcaNA3YM:http://www.databhi.it/images/evilduck.jpg) evil duck
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:HqSoS-hcaNA3YM:http://www.databhi.it/images/evilduck.jpg

This on the other hand looks more like a Russian sub
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:WdTvq5pNcOJdwM:http://k41.pbase.com/u15/tommorules/upload/38803526.Evilduck.jpg)
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:WdTvq5pNcOJdwM:http://k41.pbase.com/u15/tommorules/upload/38803526.Evilduck.jpg

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on November 20, 2008, 09:23:52 AM
It came up under "zombie duck" on google

Last possibly an insight too far into the mind of Swato Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 20, 2008, 11:01:59 AM
Last 3/4 campaigns complete... on advanced difficulty. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 20, 2008, 11:34:33 AM
Quote from: Pachyderm on November 20, 2008, 09:23:52 AM
It came up under "zombie duck" on google

Last possibly an insight too far into the mind of Swato Post

there was talk about zombies in the posts before my Last Post, so googling zombie ducks was the obvious thing to do.
Unfortunately I could not come up with a Swato duck
Last (http://www.duckshop.de/shop_cfg/duckshop/Derby-Duck05.jpg) Post
http://www.duckshop.de/shop_cfg/duckshop/Derby-Duck05.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 20, 2008, 03:19:03 PM
Soo... is Left for Dead any good?

Last is it at least 1st person? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 21, 2008, 01:52:01 AM
I was playing Muchkin this morning, and thought of you, Swato, when I saw this:
(http://www.sjgames.com/munchkin/game/img/Munchcard3.jpg)

Last there was also one in Munchkin Impossible that reminded me even more strongly of something you'd post, but I can't find it :P Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 21, 2008, 09:33:24 AM
In the Stonekeep RPG there was also a Duck rune one could inscribe on the wands. The effect of the spell was a quacking noise (only use was to get into the secret room behind the duck statue).

btw, secret duck
(http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:uv1OCrhJ33-S0M:http://lh6.ggpht.com/_2EMZVG4dQ1I/SH1ARcKvAII/AAAAAAAABAo/2vEukwkXBgc/DSCN1587_2.JPG)
http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:uv1OCrhJ33-S0M:http://lh6.ggpht.com/_2EMZVG4dQ1I/SH1ARcKvAII/AAAAAAAABAo/2vEukwkXBgc/DSCN1587_2.JPG
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 21, 2008, 12:22:57 PM
More like pervert duck...

Last wait 'till she finds'im Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 21, 2008, 04:47:45 PM
By pure chance (really!) the next picture for Guess the Movie also includes a duck
(http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x97/Swatopluk/PDVD_009-9.jpg)
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x97/Swatopluk/PDVD_009-9.jpg
Wink, wink, nudge, nudge! A few more participants in that thread would not hurt
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on November 21, 2008, 10:16:21 PM
Last   The Duck of Monte Cristo   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 21, 2008, 10:39:29 PM
Last Left 4 Dead is an amazing game. look on it's wikipedia page. it's the latest source engine, which is what Half-Life 2, Team Fortress 2, and Counter-Strike: Source use Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 21, 2008, 10:54:42 PM
I'll check.

Last although I have still a queue of games to finish Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 22, 2008, 02:09:07 AM
Last aaaah, the weekend is here, and I don't have something scheduled tomorrow, for a change..... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 22, 2008, 08:45:29 AM
Then what about this colour change duck?
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:F-lFVrzuQcCugM:http://k53.pbase.com/u36/lerainne/upload/23449674.PB191648.JPG)
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:F-lFVrzuQcCugM:http://k53.pbase.com/u36/lerainne/upload/23449674.PB191648.JPG
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PS: The Choral Squids are practicing again with a few new songs
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on November 23, 2008, 03:14:05 AM
Last very lazy day, today.  Slept late.  Ate.  Took a nap.  Thinking of taking yet another one Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 23, 2008, 05:58:31 AM
Last Laser Tag at "LaserNation" (formerly Ultrazone) sucks. Going to have to do shadowlands next time. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 23, 2008, 08:35:48 AM
This came up for laser duck
(http://wileywiggins.blogspot.com/12-duck.jpg)
http://wileywiggins.blogspot.com/12-duck.jpg
and this for lazy duck
(http://www.artmaru.com/Sculptures/Lazy_Duck_p2260117s.jpg)
http://www.artmaru.com/Sculptures/Lazy_Duck_p2260117s.jpg
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 23, 2008, 09:17:14 AM
Last ducks do not belong in laser tag Post

Hmm, must go to the nest lock-in at Laser Quest
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 23, 2008, 11:17:54 AM
Maybe they should be sandwiched
(http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2007/10/lolcats-funny-pictures-chicken-sandwich.jpg)
http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2007/10/lolcats-funny-pictures-chicken-sandwich.jpg
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 23, 2008, 06:20:39 PM
Last hate hate hate! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on November 24, 2008, 08:09:13 AM
Last any opinion yet on the new tomb raider game? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 24, 2008, 09:11:39 AM
Quote from: anthrobabe on November 24, 2008, 08:09:13 AM
Last any opinion yet on the new tomb raider game? Post
Yet another one?
It went beyond my PC's capabilities afer TR4, so I did not check so closely

(http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_feb2002/DuckDecoy.jpg)
http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_feb2002/DuckDecoy.jpg
Last duck raider* Post

*most things that google comes up with is "duck rider". I hate uncontrolled "fuzzy" searches.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 24, 2008, 06:21:33 PM

Last where's the A team? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 24, 2008, 08:14:33 PM
Last Went to the "gamer club interest meeting". was just next-gen console gaming (no games I have experience with) and Warhammer. Guess all I have is the LAN party on friday Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 24, 2008, 11:31:36 PM
Last wondering if Swato means furries? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 24, 2008, 11:33:12 PM
Last it's a distinct possibility Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 25, 2008, 09:35:04 AM
Shomwon callink?
(http://www.torturedpotato.com/duck_plays_house.jpg)
http://www.torturedpotato.com/duck_plays_house.jpg
Last (http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:a3EVprGdQsKMiM:http://iputatextonimage.com/wp-content/cat-duck.jpg) Post
http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:a3EVprGdQsKMiM:http://iputatextonimage.com/wp-content/cat-duck.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 25, 2008, 11:35:56 AM
Last Where is your god now? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 25, 2008, 11:46:57 AM
(http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix3/howardtheduck23.jpg)(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2095/2185890888_52845e3234.jpg?v=0)
Last there seems to be no genuine duck cult/temple/church on google Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on November 25, 2008, 11:50:10 AM
Last remember this tanker-Howard the Duck (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091225/) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Black Bart on November 25, 2008, 02:02:15 PM
Steven!


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 25, 2008, 03:38:47 PM
Quote from: anthrobabe on November 25, 2008, 11:50:10 AM
Last remember this tanker-Howard the Duck (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091225/) Post
Is that movie really that bad? I have heard about it but is seems also to have a cult following (of course not mutually exclusive).
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:Zw7Imk_RrABNRM:http://www.geocities.com/cecinid/howgun.gif)
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:Zw7Imk_RrABNRM:http://www.geocities.com/cecinid/howgun.gif
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 25, 2008, 06:07:59 PM
I saw it when it came out and thought it was fun but that was more than 20 years ago and my movie tastes are significantly different now.

Last for instance I confess I liked the 1980 Flash Gordon movie and after watching it recently I cannot in good faith recommend it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 25, 2008, 08:06:58 PM
Last I liked Pokemon: The Movie. I highly recommend it. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 26, 2008, 09:46:49 AM
Let's stay real, comquacks!
(http://www.wildaboutmovies.com/images_4/DuckMoviePoster.jpg)
http://www.wildaboutmovies.com/images_4/DuckMoviePoster.jpg
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 26, 2008, 11:07:03 AM
Last comcast? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 26, 2008, 11:32:36 AM
That's the quack without the duck, comrade!
(http://arteyartistas.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/der-quacksalber-1784.jpg)
http://arteyartistas.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/der-quacksalber-1784.jpg
Last quackrade Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 26, 2008, 11:34:46 AM
Last cavalcade Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 26, 2008, 11:37:16 AM
Armored cav?
(http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:X5uuNn9QdnP5jM:http://www.modellbahnecke.de/bilder/academy/1397.jpg)
http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:X5uuNn9QdnP5jM:http://www.modellbahnecke.de/bilder/academy/1397.jpg
Last duck brigade Post
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v321/LadyofthePansies/rubberduck.bmp)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v321/LadyofthePansies/rubberduck.bmp
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 26, 2008, 06:07:05 PM
Last light brigade? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 26, 2008, 06:25:53 PM
Here we have some charging ducks
(http://images.google.de/url?q=http://snapshot.parade.com/main.php%3Fg2_view%3Dcore.DownloadItem%26g2_itemId%3D1269038%26g2_serialNumber%3D3&usg=AFQjCNFwV8E5wyiTorEUzucDr97F6w8Qng)
http://images.google.de/url?q=http://snapshot.parade.com/main.php%3Fg2_view%3Dcore.DownloadItem%26g2_itemId%3D1269038%26g2_serialNumber%3D3&usg=AFQjCNFwV8E5wyiTorEUzucDr97F6w8Qng
Last The Three Quacketeers Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 26, 2008, 06:33:40 PM
Last SOFTLY FLAKY WAFTERLY SCHOCOLATE SCHANDY BAR? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 26, 2008, 06:45:39 PM
Wafer thin duck skin?
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:2Q_kG0hpHSRpWM:http://ideasinfood.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/07/19/crispyduckskin.jpg)
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:2Q_kG0hpHSRpWM:http://ideasinfood.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/07/19/crispyduckskin.jpg
duck liver pate on a nut wafer?
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:w4f4P_BJ3J0WbM:http://bp2.blogger.com/_8LNFtlPLalE/R8gQUoTqmHI/AAAAAAAAC94/BeZM5HHiSvg/s400/Bradander2%2BAmuse.jpg)
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:w4f4P_BJ3J0WbM:http://bp2.blogger.com/_8LNFtlPLalE/R8gQUoTqmHI/AAAAAAAAC94/BeZM5HHiSvg/s400/Bradander2%2BAmuse.jpg
and one of many chocolate ducks
(http://www.hophopjingleboo.com/Pics/chocolateplastertrio.jpg)
http://www.hophopjingleboo.com/Pics/chocolateplastertrio.jpg
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 26, 2008, 06:51:07 PM
Last Everywhere I go someone's trying to be my girlfriends best friend Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 26, 2008, 06:57:00 PM
Not good at all!

Last but try not to look to jealous Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 26, 2008, 06:58:55 PM
maybe you could take these ducks as an example
(http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/gwh/lowres/gwhn10l.jpg)
http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/gwh/lowres/gwhn10l.jpg
Last jealousy = yeah lousy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 26, 2008, 07:04:47 PM
Last Nah, she just happens to be flirtatious. and she's not technically my girlfriend yet. But we'll get there. and I get a bit jealous yeah, but in a "oh, lol, I'm kind of jealous. that's entertaining" post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 27, 2008, 04:10:33 AM
Last that makes no sense Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on November 27, 2008, 05:24:48 AM
Last What in this thread ever DOES make sense? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 27, 2008, 09:40:27 AM
Quote from: Sibling Chatty on November 27, 2008, 05:24:48 AM
Last What in this thread ever DOES make sense? Post
Maybe this duck
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2049/1571965555_d64757fa76.jpg?v=0)
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2049/1571965555_d64757fa76.jpg?v=0
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 27, 2008, 06:08:00 PM
Is that a chicken?!?!?!

Last OMG! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 28, 2008, 02:19:39 AM
Last really? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 28, 2008, 02:21:22 AM
Last Raleigh Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 28, 2008, 04:51:19 AM
Last Thanksgiving Day Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 28, 2008, 09:35:16 AM
I don't like turkey and prefer duck (really!)
(http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:NRGjBYwrr0a0eM:http://www.lebensmittelfotos.com/wp-content/gallery/hauptgerichte_hg/bauernente_sv.jpg)
http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:NRGjBYwrr0a0eM:http://www.lebensmittelfotos.com/wp-content/gallery/hauptgerichte_hg/bauernente_sv.jpg
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on November 28, 2008, 11:40:45 AM
Last ok- so Howard the Duck wasn't the worst movie ever Post



(http://www.urbanjunkie.co.uk/shopimages/products/extras/aroma%20duck%20strawberry%20350.jpg)
http://www.urbanjunkie.co.uk/shopimages/products/extras/aroma%20duck%20strawberry%20350.jpg

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 28, 2008, 03:00:18 PM
Last is that bill made out of chocolate? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 28, 2008, 08:37:01 PM
Where DO you find these things?
Last wait, wait, don't tell me...I don't want to know Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 28, 2008, 11:09:09 PM
Last beware of google's unfiltered image search Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 29, 2008, 09:32:00 AM
When I google porn + duck...
(http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:_HF2SU5H9zUyWM:http://farm1.static.flickr.com/130/318234065_9165e9b4eb.jpg%3Fv%3D0)
http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:_HF2SU5H9zUyWM:http://farm1.static.flickr.com/130/318234065_9165e9b4eb.jpg%3Fv%3D0
(http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:SclGzzHXBvs5KM:http://greengabbro.net/static/oldphotos/rubber-ducks.jpg)
http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:SclGzzHXBvs5KM:http://greengabbro.net/static/oldphotos/rubber-ducks.jpg
And here's the devil duck surfing for porn..
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/6/6741040_0f447de764.jpg?v=0)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/6/6741040_0f447de764.jpg?v=0
Last I hope no duckling minor is present Post
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Post by: anthrobabe on November 29, 2008, 10:02:28 AM
Ok topic change to
Pizza!
(http://hoboken411.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/brooklyns-pizza-pepperoni-onion-hot-peppers.JPG)
http://hoboken411.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/brooklyns-pizza-pepperoni-onion-hot-peppers.JPG



Last be vary wary of google unsafe search Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 29, 2008, 10:48:30 AM
Well, there is this duck pizza...
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:mGWYOZ6Ps1MsgM:http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3074/2591440156_61cc743d9f_o.jpg)
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:mGWYOZ6Ps1MsgM:http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3074/2591440156_61cc743d9f_o.jpg
Last (http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ToQihGL-ksmdJM:http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2060/2304805997_70782e56eb.jpg%3Fv%3D0) Post
http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ToQihGL-ksmdJM:http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2060/2304805997_70782e56eb.jpg%3Fv%3D0
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 29, 2008, 05:30:08 PM
OMG duck clown porn.
Last this is not acceptable Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 29, 2008, 05:54:07 PM
Last this thread stopped being acceptable long ago Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 29, 2008, 07:44:37 PM

Last I'll accept anything - as long as it's money Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on November 30, 2008, 03:46:35 AM
Last   WELL YOU DID ASK FOR IT   Post


(http://www.lifesolutions.us/images/duck_with_money_in_bill_photo.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 30, 2008, 05:43:05 AM
FDuck!
Last [I wonder, if we ignore the behavior, maybe it'll go away? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrochild87 on November 30, 2008, 07:16:50 AM
Last not a chance in this world post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 30, 2008, 08:26:18 AM
Because it's a duck world
(http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/9705/28/duck.world/duck.world.lrg.jpg)
http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/9705/28/duck.world/duck.world.lrg.jpg
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Post by: anthrobabe on November 30, 2008, 09:03:55 AM
Last gone completely quakers Post

(http://snapshot.parade.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=659982&g2_serialNumber=2)
http://snapshot.parade.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=659982&g2_serialNumber=2

they say it is a tomato???
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 30, 2008, 03:33:10 PM
This came up for Quaker Duck
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2096/2455400977_e12e28fb2b.jpg?v=0)
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2096/2455400977_e12e28fb2b.jpg?v=0
and this for Duck Cleric  ???
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/165/390260314_59eeaffb3b.jpg)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/165/390260314_59eeaffb3b.jpg
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Edit: for something not duck-related
http://www.alternet.org/blogs/sex/108898/how_to_tart_up_your_infant/
The newest trend in infant fashion?
(http://www.alternet.org/images/managed/blogimage_sapel1.jpg_thumbs_600x821_thumbs_200x274)
http://www.alternet.org/images/managed/blogimage_sapel1.jpg_thumbs_600x821_thumbs_200x274
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 30, 2008, 06:03:27 PM
That's revolting. What toddler needs heels? Don't they fall down enough on their own?

Last to to mention that revolting little bow...Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 30, 2008, 06:30:56 PM
Last Frwoosh Post
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Post by: Aphos on December 01, 2008, 12:14:01 AM
I shall prove all of you wrong...

(http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/2152/logicalfallacyny2.jpg)

Last fallacious Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 01, 2008, 12:58:40 AM

Last I thought we had banned Rabbi Redcoat ! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 01, 2008, 01:52:41 AM
Last ooh, lookit, 600 Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on December 01, 2008, 06:15:11 AM
Last I hate the pistachios that aren't open Post

The baby heels are stupid- they are soft and collapse when baby tries to stand but do we really need to start out daughters on the whole "it is how you look not who you are' thing even before they can walk?
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 01, 2008, 09:31:24 AM
What if this is a male child and it is all part of the gay agenda?  :o :o :o
(http://bunnyherolabs.com/adopt/petimage/bWM9ZHVjay5zd2YmY2xyPTB4ZmYyNDkyJmNuPW9zY2FyIHRoZSBnYXkgZHVjayZhbj1mYWlyeQ==.png)
http://bunnyherolabs.com/adopt/petimage/bWM9ZHVjay5zd2YmY2xyPTB4ZmYyNDkyJmNuPW9zY2FyIHRoZSBnYXkgZHVjayZhbj1mYWlyeQ==.png
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 01, 2008, 11:13:38 AM
it's not working Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 01, 2008, 04:15:37 PM
Last to work or not to work Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 01, 2008, 05:32:43 PM
Quote from: anthrobabe on December 01, 2008, 06:15:11 AM
...do we really need to start out daughters on the whole "it is how you look not who you are' thing even before they can walk?

Last Yes We Do. It's Life. Get Real Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 01, 2008, 08:38:27 PM
Last 600 Griffin Get post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 01, 2008, 09:05:08 PM
Last meh, I rather get the 10.000 post on the thread  :P Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 02, 2008, 12:18:12 AM

Last Send me Pink Heels or you Die Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 02, 2008, 02:59:11 AM
Last Will a danish suffice? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 02, 2008, 05:13:18 AM
Last Out of Danishes, but we still have Swedes Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 02, 2008, 05:13:47 AM
Last Those Danes were wicked people Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 02, 2008, 05:31:57 AM
Last But not Evil People, just melancholy. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 02, 2008, 05:35:20 AM
Last Vikings, a culture based on a bored Scandinavian who decided "It is now my goal in life to punch  everyone on the planet in the face" Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on December 02, 2008, 05:56:02 AM
Last it is now just over 49 days until crawford gets 'im back Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 02, 2008, 05:57:17 AM
Last Hurrah for democracy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 02, 2008, 07:20:58 AM
Last hurrah indeed! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 02, 2008, 07:21:45 AM
Last Huzzah Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 02, 2008, 08:24:55 AM
Viking Duck encounters the sad elephant (though I do not undertstand that logo. Vikings were not the typical crusaders)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2237/2265145671_bc938a993b.jpg?v=0)
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2237/2265145671_bc938a993b.jpg?v=0

Oh, and for a bit of light entertainment:
http://flyingmoose.org/tolksarc/theories/theories.htm
I especially recommend The Great Balrog Slippers Debate

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 02, 2008, 01:44:04 PM
What separate Vikings from Crusaders is that while both were violent pirates and thieves, Vikings were honest about it.

Last besides Vikings were explorers too and Crusaders were the original fundies Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 02, 2008, 04:36:45 PM

Last Three Cheers for Eric Greenleaf Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 02, 2008, 04:42:06 PM
Eric A. Greenleaf: Associate Professor of Marketing (http://pages.stern.nyu.edu/~egreenle/) or Dr. Eric Greenleaf: Specialist in Ericksonian Hypnosis (http://www.hypnosisnetwork.com/therapists/therapists_egreenleaf.php)?

Last Google Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 02, 2008, 05:03:36 PM
Nah! Eric the Viking Greenleaf.

I may have caught the Swato virus.

Last (http://images3.cafepress.com/nocache/product/28195963v2147483647_350x350_Front.jpg) Post

http://images3.cafepress.com/nocache/product/28195963v2147483647_350x350_Front.jpg
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 02, 2008, 08:06:13 PM
Last I hope this isn't the kind of disease with a cure like Zombie-ness Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 02, 2008, 09:37:36 PM
Last Duckmbies? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 03, 2008, 02:11:03 AM
Last Don't you start too Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 03, 2008, 04:35:33 AM
Last Anthro, Crawford isn't 'where he's from', he never set foot in that former pigfarm turned vacation White House until AFTER he was selected. He'll go back to Dallas or Walker's Point or Connecticut...or to Paraguay, where his hide-out from the World Court is. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 03, 2008, 05:34:55 AM
Does it really matter where is he going to end his frat party days?

Last I'm more interested in Cheney's fate Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 03, 2008, 06:04:14 AM
Last I'm more interested in Barack Obama's future Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 03, 2008, 09:09:12 AM
Last a little over a month and we get to see Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 03, 2008, 09:21:42 AM
Not much presentable under Obama Duck
(http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:uonTg4lCFX_0NM:http://www.justducks.co.uk/Images/Lanco/10105%2520Lanco%2520Black%2520Duck%2520lr.jpg)
http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:uonTg4lCFX_0NM:http://www.justducks.co.uk/Images/Lanco/10105%2520Lanco%2520Black%2520Duck%2520lr.jpg
Don't know why this also shows up under that header
(http://www.ssaa.org.au/stories/hunting/a-beginners-guide-to-duck-hunting_3.jpg)
http://www.ssaa.org.au/stories/hunting/a-beginners-guide-to-duck-hunting_3.jpg
Last (http://picon.ngfiles.com/282000/portal_282167.gif) Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 03, 2008, 11:31:45 AM
Last I saw someone shorten Alabama to bama,(bah-muh) but I read it as bama, (bah-mah) as in Obama Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 03, 2008, 12:04:07 PM
Alabama ducks
(http://www.larrychandlerart.com/91alduckbro.jpg)
http://www.larrychandlerart.com/91alduckbro.jpg
Last (http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:28yCvk8_xsPRjM:http://www.thegreatalabamaduckrace.com/resources/image002.jpg) Post
http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:28yCvk8_xsPRjM:http://www.thegreatalabamaduckrace.com/resources/image002.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 03, 2008, 04:42:29 PM
Why am I afraid of a place like Alabama?

Last heck, I'm even afraid of northern Florida Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 03, 2008, 05:59:30 PM
Maybe because some values are upheld there that have been extinguished in other godless (=civilized) places  ;)

(http://www.buckaduck.com/shoppe/images/HGlowWitch.jpg)
http://www.buckaduck.com/shoppe/images/HGlowWitch.jpg
Last Burn the witch duck Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 03, 2008, 07:40:59 PM
It may have something to do with some bad tales involving confederate flags, KKK branches, and the fact of me not being white (worse even, I look Arabic if I don't shave).

Last as messy we hispanics tend to be I at least feel safer here in SFL Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 04, 2008, 12:07:36 AM
Last mm, problematic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 04, 2008, 02:58:41 AM
Last mmmm, rafters Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on December 04, 2008, 07:14:51 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 03, 2008, 07:40:59 PM
It may have something to do with some bad tales involving confederate flags, KKK branches, and the fact of me not being white (worse even, I look Arabic if I don't shave).

Last as messy we hispanics tend to be I at least feel safer here in SFL Post

The only things I know about Alabama are the Lynyrd Skynyrd  Sweet Home Alabama song and the Neil Young song.   I need a tie-breaker *.


Last * The Brecht/Weill song doesn't help one way or the other Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 04, 2008, 10:07:38 AM
The only Klan ducks I can find are Scottish
and this ? ? ?
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:HJ5oEZLbdz2QaM:http://bp0.blogger.com/_X_d6JjJ00I4/RtRE3RNlmRI/AAAAAAAAGwg/6gTP6qlODI0/s400/duck-lady.jpg)
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:HJ5oEZLbdz2QaM:http://bp0.blogger.com/_X_d6JjJ00I4/RtRE3RNlmRI/AAAAAAAAGwg/6gTP6qlODI0/s400/duck-lady.jpg
This may come closest
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/illogicopedia/images/thumb/9/91/Duck_patrol.JPG/200px-Duck_patrol.JPG)
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/illogicopedia/images/thumb/9/91/Duck_patrol.JPG/200px-Duck_patrol.JPG
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 04, 2008, 01:34:58 PM
With the exception of my wife (that was indeed attacked by the same duck twice) I don't think attack ducks are very efficient.

Last Geese OTOH... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 04, 2008, 04:17:32 PM
Don't underestimate the ducks
[youtube=425,350]J53yU1EXGsI&feature=related[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J53yU1EXGsI&feature=related
[youtube=425,350]ZeSHH8DFkf0[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeSHH8DFkf0
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 04, 2008, 10:21:42 PM
I'll underestimate fictional advertisement ducks any day, and, a dog playing with a small duck?

Last give me a real, bigger, angrier and meaner duck* Post

* again I laughed at my wife's tale but there were witnesses
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 04, 2008, 11:04:52 PM
I like the differences in reaction based on gender...

Last post Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 05, 2008, 12:11:03 AM
Last I hate it when there aren't enough plugs in the walls Post
:(
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 05, 2008, 12:18:40 AM
Last heh, gonna give them ninjas a nice hello tomorrow Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 05, 2008, 12:28:12 AM
Last plug a ninja to the wall Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 05, 2008, 12:33:04 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 05, 2008, 12:28:12 AM
Last plug a ninja to the wall Post
Last I like that idea... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 05, 2008, 01:14:35 AM
Last Lo! the Glorious unveiling of my new Pirate Coat! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 05, 2008, 05:03:15 AM
Last Alabama was an interesting place to visit, but I HATED living there. Well, as much as anyone actually LIVES in Tuscaloosa... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 05, 2008, 05:12:50 AM
I've heard that, zono. Imaginary ducks will haunt your dreams for it
(http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:xaW3JFDjeHJbEM:http://animewriter.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/attack-of-the-killer-duck.jpg)
http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:xaW3JFDjeHJbEM:http://animewriter.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/attack-of-the-killer-duck.jpg
And don't get caught by this one
(http://www.wheelchairanglingandhamradio.co.uk/clonedpictures/Duck_crocodile.jpg)
http://www.wheelchairanglingandhamradio.co.uk/clonedpictures/Duck_crocodile.jpg
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 05, 2008, 11:24:18 AM
Last Croconaw?? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 05, 2008, 03:09:15 PM
I like that last one.

Last it looks sooo cartoony Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 05, 2008, 06:29:15 PM
The only (well-drawn) duck moose hybrid I could find
(http://media.threadless.com/subs/big/63179.gif)
http://media.threadless.com/subs/big/63179.gif
Not as good as my old favorite the Baktrian Moose
(http://kamelopedia.mormo.org/images/7/76/Elch.png)
http://kamelopedia.mormo.org/images/7/76/Elch.png
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 05, 2008, 07:34:50 PM
Last that moose come here often? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 05, 2008, 07:38:32 PM
Was mainly present in my posts at TOP.
Last (http://logo.cafepress.com/8/8437408.3641828.jpg) Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 05, 2008, 07:38:58 PM
That moose should be safe here.

Last I haven't seen S. Palin shooting around lately Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 05, 2008, 07:41:36 PM
Somebody called me?
(http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:GO1mq7-jXmGehM:http://disney-clipart.com/Valentines-Day/mickey-mouse/Daisy-Duck-Valentines1.jpg)
http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:GO1mq7-jXmGehM:http://disney-clipart.com/Valentines-Day/mickey-mouse/Daisy-Duck-Valentines1.jpg
Last (http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ES3awUo3V7TXbM:http://www.johncoxart.com/palin.jpg) Post
http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ES3awUo3V7TXbM:http://www.johncoxart.com/palin.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 05, 2008, 08:45:05 PM
Last there's some senate seat still being campaigned... one of the carolinas? I dunno, but she threw her weight behind the GOP candidate Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 05, 2008, 09:15:43 PM

Last I'm throwing my weight around getting the Last Post Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 05, 2008, 10:56:05 PM
Last Careful... *tip* Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 06, 2008, 12:06:02 AM

Last who cares where the weight goes?Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 06, 2008, 12:11:56 AM
Last The more one throws it about, the less stable one becomes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 06, 2008, 12:42:15 AM
Last but more able to gain or transfer energy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 06, 2008, 03:08:38 AM
Last I've had enough of ducks, moose, and Palin. Give it a rest! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 06, 2008, 04:35:02 AM
Last How about vampires? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 06, 2008, 05:30:53 AM
Did you miss the fanbase of Twilight? All the squealing tweens and not-so-tweens?
Last because I did not--vampires, Palin, and ducks should be forbidden topics Post




Heh, we could call Palin She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Elected.....

all right, I violated my own rule...
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 06, 2008, 05:48:52 AM
According to IMDB the movie is awful.

Last any one that saw it wanna make a review? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 06, 2008, 10:26:50 AM
Quote from: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 06, 2008, 03:08:38 AM
Last I've had enough of ducks, moose, and Palin. Give it a rest! Post

No way!
(http://www.khimairafarm.com/images/maskcollages.jpg)
http://www.khimairafarm.com/images/maskcollages.jpg

Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 06, 2008, 05:48:52 AM
According to IMDB the movie is awful.

Last any one that saw it wanna make a review? Post

I thought about taking a look at the books but reading more about it I abstained. But maybe it's just the fact that I am a cynic frustrated male of 35 and not a romantic frustrated teenage female.

I recommend this and the links included for an analysis of the movie and the books
http://www.alternet.org/movies/109067/love_bites:_what_sexy_vampires_tell_us_about_our_culture/?page=entire

I wait for the third Underworld movie (even if Kate Beckinsale is absent). That will be at least entertaining.

Edit: And 'Last Post' of course (not yet a major movie)
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 06, 2008, 01:19:50 PM
Hey, I like vampires in general.

I did in fact see the movie twilight, not planning on reading the books. It's really not that great, the main characters are pretty dumb and not acted all that well, but the vampire mythology parts aren't so bad. It's like Lost Boys. By no means a really good movie, in fact sometimes somewhat ridiculous, but it's still fun to watch because it's got vampires. XD

Last no reason to see it, but it shouldn't be too painful to watch. I fear for the sequels though. Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 06, 2008, 07:25:09 PM
OMG, SOOOOO glad I didn't work the night that movie came out. It's bad enough when there's a video game release at the Game Stop in the mall, but Twilight flooded us under.
Also, the fact that my 23 year old shift lead spent three consecutive shifts fan-girling Edward ("Oooh my god, he's sexy! I want to have his babies!" "Uh, that's necrophilia and vampires can't have babies." "Quiet you!") sort of put me off it.

Last well it is necrophilia...he's dead! Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 06, 2008, 09:32:31 PM
Last Not according to the author. She eventually gets pregnant in the 4th book. Then like, Edward has to preform a C-section with his teeth. Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 06, 2008, 09:47:05 PM
Last Ewwwww! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 06, 2008, 09:47:51 PM
Last SCIENCE! Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 06, 2008, 09:59:51 PM
Last somehow the books would be more attractive to me if that were the case Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 06, 2008, 10:00:52 PM
Last There *is* good vampire fiction out there. It just doesn't get famous because it's not about romance with a high school girl Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 06, 2008, 11:11:43 PM
Last still necrophilia Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 07, 2008, 03:03:04 AM
It could be more explicit.

Last like falling in love with a zombie Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on December 07, 2008, 03:11:09 AM
LAST   ...as far as I'm concerned, Frank Langella can still slither up/down my building anytime, eyes glittering dangerously...   POST


(http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/images/post-langelladracula.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 07, 2008, 03:12:43 AM
He looks like a magician...

Last ;) Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 07, 2008, 03:26:50 AM
Last as you like it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 07, 2008, 05:42:26 AM
Last there is in fact an african-american vampire in Twilight, whom I only refer to as Blackula Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 07, 2008, 09:39:17 AM
Vampires producing offspring with mortal women is nothing new (nor are the problems of educating said offspring).
We had it even in the Guess the Movie thread: Dracula Pere et Fils (with Christopher Lee)*
(http://cinema.aliceadsl.fr/Generated/Cinema/feeds/images/00000000000094/cc278163-5cfe-4965-84e7-e1698269b6bf.jpg)(http://filmsdefrance.com/1976_Dracula_pere_et_fils.jpg)
http://cinema.aliceadsl.fr/Generated/Cinema/feeds/images/00000000000094/cc278163-5cfe-4965-84e7-e1698269b6bf.jpg
http://filmsdefrance.com/1976_Dracula_pere_et_fils.jpg
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Deleted image because of a link complaint???  MB
*Avoid the English version. I hear that was mutilated, rescored (awfully) and dubbed in the most insipid way.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 07, 2008, 02:53:37 PM
But subtitles would be a way to go?

Last Some vampire mythologies don't make them completely undead. A lot of the time they're called immortal instead. Scientifically, they couldn't be dead, they're still organisms of some kind. I'm sure there is some way to reproduce Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 07, 2008, 10:28:32 PM

Supertitles might be better?

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 08, 2008, 01:42:45 AM
Last vampires at the opera? Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 08, 2008, 02:14:03 AM
Last or vampires *of* the opera Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on December 08, 2008, 02:19:28 AM
LAST   FI GA RO  DRA CU LA   FI GA RO  DRA CU LA   FI GA RO  DRA CU LA   POST
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 08, 2008, 02:27:02 AM
Gezunteight.

Past Lost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 08, 2008, 04:20:05 AM
Last I prefer a zombie drama Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 08, 2008, 04:36:15 AM
Last I'll do anything for brains, but I won't do that Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 08, 2008, 04:44:35 AM
Last and now for something completely different! Post$
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 08, 2008, 04:45:16 AM
Last THIS TOASTER IS NO MORE! IT IS AN EX-TOASTER Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on December 08, 2008, 06:23:22 AM
Last put it with the former parrots will ya Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 08, 2008, 06:26:42 AM
Last That's what the drunk one said Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 08, 2008, 06:53:36 AM
Aaaw, that's bad.

Last The toast's going, "Wait till he looks at the Cup-A-Soup." Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 08, 2008, 06:54:13 AM
Last soupy cup? like sippy cup, but soupier Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 08, 2008, 08:36:35 AM
The only vampire in Monty Python's Flying Circus was in the first German episode iirc.
Last (http://arkbear.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/big-red-duck.jpg) Post
http://arkbear.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/big-red-duck.jpg

PS: on the topic of duck soup (completely patriotic and Marx-free)
(http://www.worth1000.com/entries/69000/69397PuWT_w.jpg)
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/69000/69397PuWT_w.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 08, 2008, 08:37:50 AM
Last oh holy hell, the doughnut is back with his foul fowl.! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 08, 2008, 08:39:12 AM
Fould fowl?
(http://www.savagepencil.com/images/art/char_des/dead_duck.gif)
http://www.savagepencil.com/images/art/char_des/dead_duck.gif
Last Gammelfleisch Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 08, 2008, 08:39:33 AM
Last You will not slay me this night, sir Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on December 08, 2008, 08:52:52 AM
Last   he may sleigh you soon, though   Post

(http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/a/as/aseltz/588034_santa_duck.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 08, 2008, 08:55:08 AM
I'll keep you fresh for winter solstice.
(http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:2SkV9rs7fdkLPM:http://geekadelphia.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/cthulhu_santa.jpg)
http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:2SkV9rs7fdkLPM:http://geekadelphia.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/cthulhu_santa.jpg
Last (http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:npAtVofiaxReMM:http://www.trash.de/product_images/images/big/110409_monster_duck1.jpg) Post
http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:npAtVofiaxReMM:http://www.trash.de/product_images/images/big/110409_monster_duck1.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 08, 2008, 08:56:16 AM
Last bite me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 08, 2008, 10:02:36 AM
Yes, little Qwerty ducky, I'll do
Last (http://www.nashvillescene.com/blog/bites/archives/4561543-480x720.jpg) Post
http://www.nashvillescene.com/blog/bites/archives/4561543-480x720.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 08, 2008, 10:42:20 AM
Last I am no duck Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 08, 2008, 10:46:51 AM
Can you prove that?
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3046/2550354550_2413080283.jpg?v=0)
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3046/2550354550_2413080283.jpg?v=0
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 08, 2008, 10:51:22 AM
Last Why do I need to prove anything to you? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 08, 2008, 11:25:38 AM
Because you tend to duck the important questions  :mrgreen:
(http://www.fabu-licious.com/images/JamesPond1-150.jpg)
http://www.fabu-licious.com/images/JamesPond1-150.jpg
Last Pond, James Pond Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 08, 2008, 01:29:27 PM
Sigh, half a page.

Last and then... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 08, 2008, 04:20:22 PM
...half a duck
(http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:vWWW6CiW19DV2M:http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3267/2560677118_63db36caac.jpg%3Fv%3D0)
http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:vWWW6CiW19DV2M:http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3267/2560677118_63db36caac.jpg%3Fv%3D0
The world is full of them
(http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:Ykcq_nZnVJxrQM:http://www.canacakis.de/seiten/bilder/img_1163775544751_0.3781443231200985)
http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:Ykcq_nZnVJxrQM:http://www.canacakis.de/seiten/bilder/img_1163775544751_0.3781443231200985
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 08, 2008, 06:05:40 PM
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 08, 2008, 07:39:59 PM
Last It's like completing your Eagle Project while smoking a cigar with the other hand Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on December 08, 2008, 09:07:28 PM
Last Swato run out of ducks yet? Post

Apparently not.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 08, 2008, 09:14:45 PM
They are still running
Last (http://www.freecoloringsheets.net/thumbs/Birds/Running_Sport_Duck.png) Post
http://www.freecoloringsheets.net/thumbs/Birds/Running_Sport_Duck.png
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 08, 2008, 09:28:34 PM
Last run, run away, where posters are free... of ducks! ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 09, 2008, 01:48:55 AM
Last There will be LIBERATION! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 09, 2008, 03:19:48 AM
Last and RETRIBUTION Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 09, 2008, 03:23:04 AM
Last Viva la deduckification post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 09, 2008, 06:49:49 AM
Ok, there is only one answer to that (although it's a repetition)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/24/39163456_59331f822b.jpg?v=0)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/24/39163456_59331f822b.jpg?v=0

But there are enough new ducks left
[youtube=425,350]aP2TnodSXoI[/youtube]
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=aP2TnodSXoI
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on December 09, 2008, 10:17:08 AM
Last you do know this an unhealthy obession? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 09, 2008, 11:38:29 AM
Last Aw, swato lost the game. Can't use repeats, don't you know? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 09, 2008, 07:39:09 PM
Last YOU lost the game! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 09, 2008, 07:45:27 PM
Arrgh! I lost the game!

Last Actually, I spread the game to everyone at my school, somewhat indirectly Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 09, 2008, 07:49:29 PM
Last that's how I became aware of it, too Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 09, 2008, 07:50:33 PM
Last it was big in freshmen year, mostly forgotten during sophomore... and now it's made this weird resurgence Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 10, 2008, 03:12:09 AM
Last insurgence? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 10, 2008, 05:13:11 AM
That would be about the same time I became aware of it. It's reappearing here....

Last oh noes! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 10, 2008, 09:21:34 AM
Those insurgents come up with new tricks all the time
(http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:Pj-yDohfH0YaKM:http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i183/seaeagle_2006/Insurgent_Strategy.jpg)
http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:Pj-yDohfH0YaKM:http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i183/seaeagle_2006/Insurgent_Strategy.jpg

The year will end and maybe, just maybe, the duckery (to be replaced by molerats?)
Last (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2315/1771165594_e1a95a1338_o.jpg) Post
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2315/1771165594_e1a95a1338_o.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 10, 2008, 09:42:55 AM
Last die die die die die post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 10, 2008, 11:35:42 AM
(http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:-NN_LJAlOgMs2M:http://firstrung.co.uk/dbimgs/Dead_Duck(1).jpg)(http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:TLSTY_wMsFaSjM:http://www.clien.net/zboard/data/image/Dead_Duck_040522_03.jpg) (http://static.flickr.com/55/138755378_89b1b58626_m.jpg) (http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:PO-lELHJksm7_M:http://dassler.stlouisblogs.org/archives/deadduckdayonesmall.jpg) (http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:qNGcWmyC_D2lNM:http://www.leegabor.com/images/PlayDeadDuck8585.gif)
Last (http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:kdlOfzsSDrHrBM:http://improbable.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/deadduckdaylogogreenjune5.jpg) Post

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:-NN_LJAlOgMs2M:http://firstrung.co.uk/dbimgs/Dead_Duck(1).jpg
http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:TLSTY_wMsFaSjM:http://www.clien.net/zboard/data/image/Dead_Duck_040522_03.jpg
http://static.flickr.com/55/138755378_89b1b58626_m.jpg
http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:PO-lELHJksm7_M:http://dassler.stlouisblogs.org/archives/deadduckdayonesmall.jpg
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:qNGcWmyC_D2lNM:http://www.leegabor.com/images/PlayDeadDuck8585.gif
http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:kdlOfzsSDrHrBM:http://improbable.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/deadduckdaylogogreenjune5.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 10, 2008, 12:03:52 PM
Last It's Duck Season It's Rabbit Season Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 10, 2008, 05:44:06 PM
I just came back from shopping (DVDs and edibles) and saw a poster at a restaurant: Santa Claus and his Ducks (I kid you not!) with the depiction of Santa in his sled pulled by two drakes (male ducks). I can't find any pictures of that on google though.

Maybe I can organize a digital camera and take a picture myself

Meanwhile: (http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:rSljza1BQa4jCM:http://heartlandcreek.com/sc_images/products/2307_image.jpg)
http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:rSljza1BQa4jCM:http://heartlandcreek.com/sc_images/products/2307_image.jpg
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 10, 2008, 11:47:09 PM
I was here at school until late last night, and skipped over to the Starbucks near here. Walking back, I saw a devil-pirate duck on someone's dash board.

Last I didn't think Swato's condition was contagious...especially overseas.... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 11, 2008, 03:19:55 AM
There is a significant population of feral ducks here.

Last you could say we deal with them on a daily basis Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 11, 2008, 07:35:01 AM
CITROËN 2CV, commonly known here as Ente (duck)
(http://www.mein-youngtimer.de/images/citroen_2cv/citroen_2cv.jpg)
http://www.mein-youngtimer.de/images/citroen_2cv/citroen_2cv.jpg

Here in the (faux) police form*
(http://fotoalbum.wdr.de/data/media/78/Polente.jpg)
http://fotoalbum.wdr.de/data/media/78/Polente.jpg

Last Post

*Polente = informal/slang term for police, Pol-Ente = polar duck
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 12, 2008, 02:01:31 AM
Last 2CVs are cool, and I don't mind them Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 12, 2008, 09:17:51 AM
Can even fly on occasion
(http://www.heiko.de/a_ente.gif)
http://www.heiko.de/a_ente.gif
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 12, 2008, 12:05:52 PM
Last at least you can't mutilate them Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 12, 2008, 09:39:21 PM
I imagine you could

Last but why would you? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 12, 2008, 11:55:51 PM
Last well at least twisted metal isn't gory most of the time Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 13, 2008, 09:27:45 AM
This is a metal duck? Looks more like a cormoran?
(http://www.terrace22.com/decor/images/metal_duck_flapping_sm.jpeg)
http://www.terrace22.com/decor/images/metal_duck_flapping_sm.jpeg
Last (http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:TbUTj5jP_iY50M:http://www.instructables.com/files/deriv/FMO/VCCZ/QAJEWZMHRAJ/FMOVCCZQAJEWZMHRAJ.MEDIUM.jpg) Post
http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:TbUTj5jP_iY50M:http://www.instructables.com/files/deriv/FMO/VCCZ/QAJEWZMHRAJ/FMOVCCZQAJEWZMHRAJ.MEDIUM.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 13, 2008, 03:16:29 PM
Last is that a mouse? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 13, 2008, 05:10:51 PM
Last was Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 13, 2008, 06:34:28 PM
Last yay for Nigerian spammers that make it into my inbox! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 13, 2008, 07:48:31 PM
Last I help maintain a mailing list for my UU Districts Youth Steering Committee, and I once rejected one of those spam emails, but it was from a superchristian person in like, the ivory coast. I so wanted to pass it on as a joke Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 14, 2008, 09:05:46 AM
Can't find true duck spam on google pictures
(http://www.strolchy.at/bilder/ente3.jpg)
http://www.strolchy.at/bilder/ente3.jpg
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 14, 2008, 03:45:45 PM
Last isn't spam made of like, any meat they can find? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 14, 2008, 05:19:15 PM
Except of course the Dönertier. That is (ab)used for other dishes.
(http://www.kaleidoshop.de/produktkatalog/produktgrafiken/erkan-stefan-doenertier.jpg)
http://www.kaleidoshop.de/produktkatalog/produktgrafiken/erkan-stefan-doenertier.jpg
Last (http://img2.webster.it/BDE/100/192/19255493z.jpg) Post
http://img2.webster.it/BDE/100/192/19255493z.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 14, 2008, 07:31:23 PM
Don't make me post that dancer video again!

Last because I will Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 14, 2008, 07:36:52 PM
last I was wondering when that animal would show up post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 15, 2008, 08:36:34 AM
Here's one of the last surviving specimens
(http://www.notendoktor.de/doenertier.jpg)
http://www.notendoktor.de/doenertier.jpg
Last but let's not forget the threatened ducks either Post
(http://www.silkester.de/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/bedrohte_ente.jpg)
http://www.silkester.de/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/bedrohte_ente.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 15, 2008, 02:39:49 PM
So no more comments and the duck dies?

Last :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on December 15, 2008, 02:56:03 PM
Last I dares ya post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 15, 2008, 07:45:18 PM
Last I may only have a few values, but by damn will I stand by them Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 16, 2008, 04:15:37 AM
Last I, however have none, and shall stand on them Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 16, 2008, 09:55:05 AM
Here we have a duck of values
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51chQ-aweOL._SL500_AA240_.jpg)
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51chQ-aweOL._SL500_AA240_.jpg
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 16, 2008, 02:17:50 PM
Last isn't Scrudge like Mr. Krabbs in Spongebob? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 16, 2008, 07:34:40 PM
Last he's more like Scrooge from a Christmas Carol. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 17, 2008, 09:29:58 AM
Uncle Scrooge actually was introduced for a Xmas feature: Christmas on Bear Mountain (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_on_Bear_Mountain)
(http://www.fortunecity.com/westwood/blumarine/14/bearmountain.jpg)
http://www.fortunecity.com/westwood/blumarine/14/bearmountain.jpg
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 17, 2008, 11:47:00 AM
Last But he was really introduced to the public in the Disney Christmas Carol movie. that was probably just like, a test run to see if people liked the character alright. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 17, 2008, 11:57:06 AM
Wasn't that much later?

Last I am late, I am late Post
(http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/duck_im_late.jpg)
http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/duck_im_late.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 17, 2008, 03:53:52 PM
Last ducks walking on water??? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 17, 2008, 06:47:52 PM
Last Jesus duck! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 17, 2008, 08:00:55 PM
Last Ah, I don't know the dates myself. it's entirely possible it was just one artists crazy idea for a cartoon, that was later found by someone who decided it'd make a smashing movie post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 17, 2008, 08:50:27 PM

Never mind smashing movies, what about smashing some ducks?

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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 18, 2008, 01:37:17 AM
Last Smashing pumpkins? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 18, 2008, 08:37:07 AM
Jesus Duck?
(http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:fXv70Em3OMX22M:http://bp3.blogger.com/_9GQ0GQb1ia0/R8kNbrYS5II/AAAAAAAACFI/w9MEXSpBJVI/s400/duck.jpg)
http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:fXv70Em3OMX22M:http://bp3.blogger.com/_9GQ0GQb1ia0/R8kNbrYS5II/AAAAAAAACFI/w9MEXSpBJVI/s400/duck.jpg
Last (http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:jV49iay_u9GmuM:http://www.stupidedia.org/images/thumb/4/49/Jesus_Duck4.gif/89px-Jesus_Duck4.gif) Post
http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:jV49iay_u9GmuM:http://www.stupidedia.org/images/thumb/4/49/Jesus_Duck4.gif/89px-Jesus_Duck4.gif
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 18, 2008, 06:37:21 PM
Last no, smashing pumpkins. although he does have a god complex Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 18, 2008, 06:47:39 PM
There are plans* to pay tribute to Bush&Co by making a few Universal remakes

The Island of Dr.Moron
Afghanstein
The Gulf Man
The Crony (returns)
The Creep Thug from the Black Water
(Curse of) Kabula/Kabula's Slaughter

*OK, I made that up
Last (http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:3PwLoWw7ZOjejM:http://www.justducks.co.uk/Images/horror_page.jpg) Post
http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:3PwLoWw7ZOjejM:http://www.justducks.co.uk/Images/horror_page.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 18, 2008, 06:49:40 PM
Last I read the isle of dr. franklin, which was a remake book of Monroe. freaky shit there, son. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 18, 2008, 08:14:42 PM
Dr. Franklinduck?
Last and this picture came up when I googled that  ??? Post
(https://www.crazy-online.de/out/oxbaseshop/html/0/dyn_images/1/duck_macduck_01_p1.jpg)
https://www.crazy-online.de/out/oxbaseshop/html/0/dyn_images/1/duck_macduck_01_p1.jpg

PS: and this under Frankenduck
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3234/2892117779_831cfb0b7e.jpg?v=0)
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3234/2892117779_831cfb0b7e.jpg?v=0
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 18, 2008, 08:34:08 PM
Last more like plaid Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 18, 2008, 08:56:20 PM
The true MacDonald

What about MacDonald-Duckless?

Last (http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PF%5C402005/pf_1363266_b~Jemima-Puddle-Duck-Posters.jpg) Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 18, 2008, 09:26:18 PM
Last I hear he had a farm post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 18, 2008, 09:27:54 PM
And on his farm he had some ducks
(http://www.themepartiesinabox.ca/farm_duck_ball.jpg)
http://www.themepartiesinabox.ca/farm_duck_ball.jpg
Last and a quack quack here and a quack quack there... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 18, 2008, 11:51:12 PM
Last where's the anti-duckcraft weaponry? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 18, 2008, 11:52:23 PM
Last Surface-to-Duck missiles? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on December 19, 2008, 03:51:34 AM
Last This thread has taken a fowl turn. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 19, 2008, 04:43:48 AM
Last Incoming Pun!  DUCK!!! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 19, 2008, 06:18:30 AM
Last I think the Dr. Swato is just a quack! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 19, 2008, 09:33:08 AM
No dissent here

Last tusked duck? Post
(http://www.jennifermarohasy.com/blog/archives/duck%20and%20plastic%20ring_And%20%C3%B6lring.jpg)
http://www.jennifermarohasy.com/blog/archives/duck%20and%20plastic%20ring_And%20%C3%B6lring.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 19, 2008, 06:42:39 PM
At least post PRETTY ducks.

Last (http://fc63.deviantart.com/fs38/i/2008/353/e/a/Mallard_Flight_by_SeptSky.jpg) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 19, 2008, 08:09:47 PM
Last Duck puck F*ck D*ck again. what? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 20, 2008, 09:22:49 AM
What about Bread, Sheep and Shrubbery?
[youtube=425,350]1KcaIi-0rpA[/youtube]
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=1KcaIi-0rpA
With subtitles

Another Classic
[youtube=425,350]uF2djJcPO2A[/youtube]
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=uF2djJcPO2A

Here the English version (misses a bit because the strong South-West German accent does not come through that much here)
[youtube=425,350]YkTDDeuytM8[/youtube]
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=YkTDDeuytM8

Last no ducks in this post Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 20, 2008, 10:46:57 AM
Last I'm really proud of you, Swato. Really, I am Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 20, 2008, 11:34:17 AM
Just for the lack of ducks?
Last (http://cache.hyves-static.net/images/smilies/default/smiley_duck.gif) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 20, 2008, 07:50:02 PM
Last you had to turn around and do that, didn't you? Post



:sigh:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on December 20, 2008, 10:12:35 PM
Last I see your duck, and raise you a star-nosed mole Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 20, 2008, 10:22:20 PM
I see your mole, and raise you the creepiest primate I could fine: A slender loris


Last (http://lemur.duke.edu/animals/slenderloris/thumb_reproduction.jpg) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on December 20, 2008, 10:30:29 PM
I see your loris, and I point you in the direction of the Leafy Sea Dragon.

Last well hidden Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 20, 2008, 11:02:05 PM
Last I see the leafy sea dragon and raise you a red headed bald urakay Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 21, 2008, 02:13:30 AM

LAST I see security certificate errors in Swato's Plaid Duck ~ it's all been a trick to infect us ~ and I may raise you from the dead if I am in the mood POST
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on December 21, 2008, 05:57:22 AM
Last   I'll seize yer various hanimals an raze yers a ringtail lemur   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 21, 2008, 09:10:52 AM
Nothing over this prehistoric duck
(http://imagesolo.com/gallery/gy/screwedduck.jpg)
http://imagesolo.com/gallery/gy/screwedduck.jpg

Last Post

Edit: I might add a piece of nonsense poetry (feel free to improve on it)

Seek for the code line that's broken
As permalink it fails
There shall be {} opened
Stranger than HTML
There you shall see from a :
That REM is near at hand
For integer values shall be taken
And the half-byte fourth shall stand
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 21, 2008, 08:31:38 PM
Lies!
(http://www.dublinzoo.ie/img/pics/lemur-large.jpg)
Last my animal is cuter than yours! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 22, 2008, 08:08:53 AM
I did not claim superior cuteness for that duck
(http://zwei-franken.de/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/flocke_1191.jpg)
http://zwei-franken.de/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/flocke_1191.jpg
Last (http://images.mytoys.com/intershoproot/eCS/Store/de/images/148/03/1480321-n.jpg) Post
http://images.mytoys.com/intershoproot/eCS/Store/de/images/148/03/1480321-n.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 22, 2008, 10:06:58 PM
That was directed at Pieces, actually. Ringtails are cute, all right, but red ruffs are ADORABLE.

Last still not as cute as California Ring-Tail Cats (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7e/2008-09-18-squaw-ringtail-28073.jpg) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on December 23, 2008, 05:25:10 AM
Last    those  *are*  pretty cute, Scrib    Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 23, 2008, 01:32:36 PM
But what about this cute lil duckie?
(http://www.crestedgeckogirly.com/cute%20duck.jpg)
http://www.crestedgeckogirly.com/cute%20duck.jpg


Last (http://kn3053.k12.sd.us/cat-cute%20duck%20hat.jpg) Post
http://kn3053.k12.sd.us/cat-cute%20duck%20hat.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 24, 2008, 01:33:47 AM
Has it got purple eyes?  :o A ring tail?  :badger: No?  :duh: Not as cute as the ring-tail, then.

Last Good try, though.:pat: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 24, 2008, 07:50:05 AM
Make way for Santa Claus and His Flying Ducks
(http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x97/Swatopluk/SantasDucks.jpg)
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x97/Swatopluk/SantasDucks.jpg

Last merry holidays* Post


*not happy for some when gays can be married as in the olde carol:
Be gay and be married, set Warren aside;
Christ Jesus our Savior was born on this tide.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 24, 2008, 11:17:12 PM
Last hatin' on the ducks Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 25, 2008, 09:00:51 AM
Well, there are hateful ducks.
(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u24/hurvi/ente-1.jpg)
http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u24/hurvi/ente-1.jpg

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 25, 2008, 09:46:46 PM
Last quick not quack Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 26, 2008, 01:43:34 AM
Last that duck would get shot Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 26, 2008, 08:09:51 AM
We'll take care of that matter
(http://www.risawn.com/art/fax/ris_zakiyanbg.jpg) (http://www.chinatraderonline.com/Files/Gifts-and-Crafts/Toys-and-Games/Electric-Gun/Duck-Water-Gun-21104994718.jpg)
http://www.risawn.com/art/fax/ris_zakiyanbg.jpg
http://www.chinatraderonline.com/Files/Gifts-and-Crafts/Toys-and-Games/Electric-Gun/Duck-Water-Gun-21104994718.jpg
Last Termi-Anatrix Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 26, 2008, 03:18:58 PM
Look! An oak!

Last non-sequitur Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 26, 2008, 03:45:15 PM
Why nonsequitur? :mrgreen:
(http://skinnymoose.com/stabley/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/mossy-oak-duck-blind.jpg)
http://skinnymoose.com/stabley/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/mossy-oak-duck-blind.jpg
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 27, 2008, 12:18:09 AM
Noooooooooo......!

Last I'm starting to fear what follows Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 27, 2008, 02:08:22 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on December 26, 2008, 08:09:51 AM
(http://www.risawn.com/art/fax/ris_zakiyanbg.jpg)
Last Rule 34! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 27, 2008, 09:06:13 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 27, 2008, 12:18:09 AM
Noooooooooo......!

Last I'm starting to fear what follows Post

Don't be afraid. I will not post Cheney pictures (for the moment)

(http://www.jessewillmoncards.com/images/duck_bomb.gif)
http://www.jessewillmoncards.com/images/duck_bomb.gif
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 29, 2008, 05:18:19 AM
Last speechless Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 29, 2008, 08:06:07 AM
This came up as Ellen the Mute Duck
(http://www.netspace.org/~dmacks/menagerie/Ellen-family/BabyRyan.jpeg)
http://www.netspace.org/~dmacks/menagerie/Ellen-family/BabyRyan.jpeg
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 29, 2008, 09:12:42 PM
That looks like Precious Moments puked on a rubber duck.

Last ick Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 30, 2008, 09:11:06 AM
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3002/2763848366_71e277cefc.jpg)
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3002/2763848366_71e277cefc.jpg
Last this actually looks more like a chicken Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 30, 2008, 07:29:02 PM
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 30, 2008, 08:28:06 PM
Last re Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 31, 2008, 09:25:05 AM
Last re.pt Post

not to forget:
(http://www.leseecke.info/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/3/EnteTodTulpe.jpg)
http://www.leseecke.info/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/3/EnteTodTulpe.jpg
For our siblings down under this may already be 2009, the year of the disappearing duck
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 31, 2008, 06:31:46 PM
Last keeps his trap shut for this one Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 31, 2008, 07:45:47 PM
Last Happy New Year! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on December 31, 2008, 07:51:01 PM
Last going to a friend party, full pirate regalia (which I actually have now, thanks to boots) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 01, 2009, 10:05:07 AM
I's a new year, and the duck craze is finally over.
All hail the Dönertier!
(http://www.kaleidoshop.de/produktkatalog/produktgrafiken/erkan-stefan-doenertier.jpg)
http://www.kaleidoshop.de/produktkatalog/produktgrafiken/erkan-stefan-doenertier.jpg

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 01, 2009, 06:46:13 PM
Last no Bliztentier? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 01, 2009, 06:55:48 PM
Nope
(http://lied8.eu/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/20070714_moshammer.jpg)
http://lied8.eu/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/20070714_moshammer.jpg

Last more horror is lurking Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 01, 2009, 07:00:29 PM
Last Um, right then. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 01, 2009, 07:02:22 PM

Last I's a new year, and the duck craze is finally over.Thank the Duck God for that! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 01, 2009, 07:08:36 PM
But the decision has not yet been made what will replace the ducks this year
Apart from the Dönertier that is
(http://blog.drecom.jp/insideaoto/img/2/doenertier.jpg)
http://blog.drecom.jp/insideaoto/img/2/doenertier.jpg
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 01, 2009, 07:39:51 PM

Last Decisions should never be made in haste Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 01, 2009, 09:03:12 PM
Last we need a way to retaliate Post

Any ideas?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 01, 2009, 09:14:02 PM

Last Form a Swat Team? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 02, 2009, 09:45:46 AM
You mean a team that swats and stomps on the animal of the year?
Like this
[youtube=425,350]prT6GC_Xkt4[/youtube]
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=prT6GC_Xkt4

Last (http://www.tus-ob.de/clipart/bild_doenertier_3_small.jpg) Post
http://www.tus-ob.de/clipart/bild_doenertier_3_small.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 02, 2009, 09:48:57 AM
Last Fail, Swato. Just fail... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 02, 2009, 09:52:55 AM
No necessity wishing, already failed (to get a job before 01.01.09)

Last Jetzt 'n Döner Post
(http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:2wN93YU8ik-orM:http://www.marions-kochbuch.de/rezept/2454.jpg)
http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:2wN93YU8ik-orM:http://www.marions-kochbuch.de/rezept/2454.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 02, 2009, 09:55:13 AM
Last that's just mean, you're making me hungry Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 02, 2009, 11:18:04 AM
Hound is hungry
Hare is fearful

Food, glorious food
Come add a few pounds

Last (http://www.rittermahle-ritteressen.de/r844cico-gelage.jpg) Post
http://www.rittermahle-ritteressen.de/r844cico-gelage.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 02, 2009, 07:32:15 PM

Last Is that the Holbein version of the Last Supper? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 03, 2009, 09:34:47 AM
I doubt that he had electric lights in his days.

(http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:b342g6n7lZpknM:http://www.schoene-aussicht-odenthal.de/andreas/camel-hartpappe.jpg)
http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:b342g6n7lZpknM:http://www.schoene-aussicht-odenthal.de/andreas/camel-hartpappe.jpg
(http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:pmJNSrYBzsGS6M:http://www.zenwaiter.com/moose/Moose1.jpg)
http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:pmJNSrYBzsGS6M:http://www.zenwaiter.com/moose/Moose1.jpg

I herewith declare this the year of moose and camel

Last down with the ducks Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 03, 2009, 06:16:54 PM
Last Moose and squirrel! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 03, 2009, 08:48:12 PM
Last It makes me sick to even comprehend Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 04, 2009, 07:16:59 AM
Last 2012 - The Year of the Paliban Post


www.paliban.org
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 04, 2009, 07:18:37 AM
I was wondering if that was a joke or not for a minute.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 04, 2009, 07:33:57 AM
Last I don't remember Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 04, 2009, 09:07:03 AM
Where is that Palin betcha?

(http://www.environmentaltalk.com/wp-content/uploads/happy_moose.jpg)
http://www.environmentaltalk.com/wp-content/uploads/happy_moose.jpg

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 04, 2009, 09:03:20 PM
Last ooooooh, I don't think you meant "betcha" Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 05, 2009, 09:02:43 AM
But the correct word could spoil the minds of the innocent minors around here.

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/74/170043143_12ca8880a2.jpg?v=0)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/74/170043143_12ca8880a2.jpg?v=0

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 05, 2009, 09:04:46 AM
Last right, because minors aren't automatically spoiled already Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 05, 2009, 09:16:15 AM
Last You Betcha Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 05, 2009, 09:18:40 AM
Here we have a spoiled camel minor
(http://camelphotos.com/GraphicsP2/sandman6.jpg)
http://camelphotos.com/GraphicsP2/sandman6.jpg

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 05, 2009, 09:21:07 AM
Last luckily, I like looking at pictures of camels. More than ducks, anyway Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 05, 2009, 09:26:02 AM
While we are at the topic of betcha and reated:

Quote
Englisch für Anfänger, Fortgeschrittene und im Endstadium

Thema Heute: Zungenbrecher!

Bitte zügig vorlesen!

1. Englisch für Anfänger: (for beginners)

Drei Hexen schauen sich drei Swatch Uhren an. Welche Hexe schaut welche Swatch Uhr an?

Und nun das Ganze in englischer Sprache!

Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which witch watch which swatch watch?

2. Englisch für Fortgeschrittene: (advanced english)

Drei geschlechtsumgewandelte Hexen schauen sich drei Swatch Uhrenknöpfe an. Welche geschlechtsumgewandelte Hexe schaut sich welchen Swatch Uhrenknopf an?

Das Ganze wieder in englischer Sprache!
Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?

3. Englisch im Endstadium:(at the end)

Drei Schweizer Hexen-Schlampen, die sich wünschen geschlechtsumgewandelt zu sein, schauen sich schweizer Swatch Uhrenknöpfe an. Welche schweizer Hexen-Schlampe, die sich wünscht geschlechtsumgewandelt zu sein, schaut sich welche schweizer Swatch Uhrenknöpfe an?

...das ganze in Englisch:

Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitches, wish to watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?
*

(http://www.afoolintheforest.com/images/2007/12/03/moose_menorah.jpg)
http://www.afoolintheforest.com/images/2007/12/03/moose_menorah.jpg

Last Jew Moose Post

*I see a few errors there: a single witch should be connected to watches as verb, not just watch
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 05, 2009, 09:29:07 AM
Last whatevah Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 05, 2009, 10:12:27 AM
Don't you mean Bar Moosevah?

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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/65/MisterMoose.jpg)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/65/MisterMoose.jpg

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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 05, 2009, 10:30:02 AM
Last Moose-y suit Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 05, 2009, 10:32:58 AM
More Jewish Mooses (following the Moosaic law, I presume)
(http://rdr.zazzle.com/img/imt-prd/pd-137697315828788928/isz-m/tl-Hanukkah+Menorah+Moose+Card.jpg)
http://rdr.zazzle.com/img/imt-prd/pd-137697315828788928/isz-m/tl-Hanukkah+Menorah+Moose+Card.jpg

And the reporter of the Daily Moose
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:Axvk7ITjQIAilM:http://www.dancingmoosephotography.com/images/Moose.1.gif)
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:Axvk7ITjQIAilM:http://www.dancingmoosephotography.com/images/Moose.1.gif

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 05, 2009, 10:37:32 AM
Last why do more than one? Especially one that isn't related to anything at all Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on January 05, 2009, 10:40:09 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on January 05, 2009, 10:12:27 AM
Don't you mean Bar Moosevah?

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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/65/MisterMoose.jpg)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/65/MisterMoose.jpg

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Last captain kangaroo and ping-pong balls Post
sent shivers down me spine that one did Swato- used to have breakfast with that very moose every morning!
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 05, 2009, 10:59:05 AM
On first view I thought that the mooseman had been beheaded  :mrgreen:
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Can't find any useful Jewish camels
(http://www.kuestenblog.de/media/2/20060417-060410_SidiIfni.jpg)
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 05, 2009, 11:01:55 AM
Last well how could you tell? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 05, 2009, 07:53:12 PM
Last the Obamas are going to adopt a vampire zombie squid named Bill Post

(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/umedia/20090105/cp.7d66922250af8c08bd9158d40bc9038a.gif)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 06, 2009, 05:51:17 AM
Last awww, can I have one, too? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on January 06, 2009, 06:36:37 AM
Quote from: anthrobabe on January 05, 2009, 10:40:09 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on January 05, 2009, 10:12:27 AM
Don't you mean Bar Moosevah?

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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/65/MisterMoose.jpg)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/65/MisterMoose.jpg

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Last captain kangaroo and ping-pong balls Post
sent shivers down me spine that one did Swato- used to have breakfast with that very moose every morning!

Yarrrgh!

Oi reckonoised that moose thee moment oi layed ois on'im! May thee Powers that Be send a speshul blessing on Bob Keeshan, Mr. Moose an Dancing Bear! (Maye pingpong balls an carrots be upon them!)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 06, 2009, 09:40:32 AM
For the short term, will a vampire moose do?

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/227/476273111_1586442b18.jpg?v=0)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/227/476273111_1586442b18.jpg?v=0

Last and to Qwerty: the moose reporter came up under "jewish moose" on google Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 06, 2009, 09:56:59 AM
Last the frightening part is that that's part III Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 06, 2009, 10:10:43 AM
Currently there is a mini festival here with movies that failed to reach the screen (silver or TV).
That included Der Goldene Nazivampir von Absam 2.
Don't know whether that golden nazi vampire came from the second planet of the sun Absam or whether that was a sequel to an earlier movie about extraterrestrial rightwing bloodsuckers.

Edit: Actually no extraterrestrial stuff. Absam is a castle in Austria it seems.
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Der_Goldene_Nazivampir_von_Absam_2

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/de/thumb/f/fa/Gnv_plakat.jpg/424px-Gnv_plakat.jpg)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/de/thumb/f/fa/Gnv_plakat.jpg/424px-Gnv_plakat.jpg

Last moose and camel free Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 06, 2009, 10:18:19 AM
Last so what kind of people fought/defeated him? also, Absam 2 is a pretty beast name for a planet. or better yet, Absam VII Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 06, 2009, 11:27:07 AM
Looks like it was deliberate trash (seldom as 'good' as the unintended variety).
The content info is not complete enough to give a definitive answer (and I likely won't pay to watch the movie  :mrgreen: )

Last trash moose Post
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:X2zAk7EunWyyvM:http://www.dimondestates.biz/Images/Park%2520Photos/Moose%2520in%2520Trash.jpg)
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:X2zAk7EunWyyvM:http://www.dimondestates.biz/Images/Park%2520Photos/Moose%2520in%2520Trash.jpg

Btw, there is an actually quite good old Finnish movie about a vampire reindeer (and a remake seems to be in the works)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 06, 2009, 03:22:25 PM
Last mmm, a Finn chupacabra... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 06, 2009, 03:40:56 PM
And here the analogue camel
(http://kamelopedia.mormo.org/images/c/c7/M%C3%BCllcontainer0.jpg)
http://kamelopedia.mormo.org/images/c/c7/M%C3%BCllcontainer0.jpg
This may be a fake given the source

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 06, 2009, 08:33:33 PM
Last I guess if it wasn't ever on screen MST3K never got a hold of it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 07, 2009, 09:31:29 AM
Do they 'do' non-English movies at all?

Last moose movies Post
(http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/20/140820.jpg)
http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/20/140820.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 07, 2009, 10:24:18 AM
Last It wouldn't be that much harder, anyway Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 07, 2009, 10:53:08 AM
But how can you make silly remarks about horrible dialogue, if there is no English dub available?

Last and now a true camel movie* Post
(http://www.moviecritic.com.au/images/story-of-the-weeping-camel-movie-poster1.jpg)
http://www.moviecritic.com.au/images/story-of-the-weeping-camel-movie-poster1.jpg

*not seen it but it is supposed to be good
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 07, 2009, 11:09:01 AM
Last oh, it wouldn't be that hard ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on January 07, 2009, 11:18:30 AM
Last Tale of the Weeping Camel is excellent. Not a lot actually happens, but it is so wonderfully filmed, and the scenery is so awesome you don't care. Highly recommended. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 07, 2009, 05:33:18 PM

Last I want to see the Tale of the Smoking Camel Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 07, 2009, 05:40:52 PM
Last should we place a ban on smoking on the monastery?  ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 07, 2009, 08:40:16 PM
Last Let's build one of those outdoor shelters for the smokers; with comfy cushions and armchairs and free packs of camel Post

(http://www.subliminalworld.org/camel1l.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Gloria The Camel on January 07, 2009, 08:48:39 PM
Hey! She looks like my mother!


Last Oh my god I just found one of my old posts on page 93 Post

(http://www.comixconnection.com/uploaded_images/spider-camel-700146.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 07, 2009, 10:47:05 PM
And now I give you a close cousin of the camel, the LLAMA.

(http://www.ansi.okstate.edu/breeds/other/llama/llama1.jpg)

I think the Obama's should get a llama as a pet.  They could name it Drama Mama.  After all, Drama Mama the Obama Llama has a certain ring to it.

Last Presidential Pet Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 08, 2009, 02:33:53 AM
Hi Gloria!

Last llamas are mean SOBs... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 08, 2009, 08:32:50 AM
The camel was with us from the start  ;)
(http://www.myschoner.de/bilder/camel.jpg)
http://www.myschoner.de/bilder/camel.jpg

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 08, 2009, 09:33:08 AM
Last The Llama is a great and noble creature Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 08, 2009, 10:37:03 AM
As is the majestic Canadian Moose
(http://www.worth1000.com/entries/99500/99790OTvS_w.jpg)
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/99500/99790OTvS_w.jpg
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 08, 2009, 10:38:38 AM
Last That's a mantis. MAN. TIS. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 08, 2009, 02:35:25 PM
Little scrawny through the frontquarters, that one.

Also probably necessitates a head shot, since the vital region appears a bit too small.


Last eats da mooses Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 08, 2009, 04:49:26 PM
Last remember some arthropods can survive without their head until they perish of hunger Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 08, 2009, 09:10:19 PM
Last Press A, bitch! This ain't a cutscene! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 09, 2009, 01:38:34 AM
Last Don't touch Lever B.  As it says, just Leave 'er Be Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 09, 2009, 07:18:22 AM
Last If you're not sure of the answer, just guess C Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 09, 2009, 10:11:21 AM
More majestic mooses
(http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o124/eerintonic/moose.jpg)
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o124/eerintonic/moose.jpg

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 09, 2009, 11:06:20 AM
Last Operation New Years Resolution Dress Like A Pirate Every Friday, Go! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 09, 2009, 12:09:46 PM
This came up under "majestic camel"  ???
(http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:DaMf9jjJwHzr4M:http://eclipsecollectables.co.uk/images/camel.jpg)
http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:DaMf9jjJwHzr4M:http://eclipsecollectables.co.uk/images/camel.jpg
Looks more like Llama Bambi to me

Last and I somehow passed 10000 posts without noticing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 09, 2009, 06:36:57 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on January 09, 2009, 10:11:21 AM
More majestic mooses
(http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o124/eerintonic/moose.jpg)



Last W.T.F Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 09, 2009, 07:44:48 PM
Last they'll make clothing based off anything imaginable these days, and call it fashion Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 10, 2009, 12:37:21 AM
The skirt's cute, if you've got no hips, but the bodice?

Last I won't even talk about the hat Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 10, 2009, 12:53:28 AM
Last urgh. Face? not much of one. at least with that picture quality Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 10, 2009, 02:23:45 AM
(http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o124/eerintonic/moose.jpg)

Last Well, Hello moose Post

(I just might have to get a moose license and go moose hunting!!!)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on January 10, 2009, 05:52:07 AM
I am enchanted by the justaposition of the leafy branches caught on the skirt [OK...snagged whilst walking in the woods...plausible] against the scales dangling from the bosom [aquired during her "hobbies include long walks on the beach" -?-]



~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Also, I had heard  European women don't shave their legs, but perhaps it is time to rethink that...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 10, 2009, 09:47:56 AM
And here we have a working moose
http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=3371

Last picture seems to be link-proof, so only link adress, no image Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 10, 2009, 02:06:24 PM
Last suddenly, I have a vision of Vikings successfully colonizing present-day Canada, harnessing Moose, and reigning hellfire and terror on all the world with no opposition Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Gloria The Camel on January 10, 2009, 07:47:57 PM
I have no mammal to add.

Last lacking in content Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 10, 2009, 07:50:19 PM
Last continent of India Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 10, 2009, 08:57:04 PM
Last SUBcontinent of India Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 10, 2009, 09:56:35 PM
Last incontinence Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 10, 2009, 10:57:17 PM
Last inconsequential Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 10, 2009, 11:42:19 PM
last inconceivable! post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 11, 2009, 12:28:19 AM
Last contraceptive Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 11, 2009, 12:32:44 AM
last subcontraceptive Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 11, 2009, 09:14:14 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 10, 2009, 09:56:35 PM
Last incontinence Post

I had a  :ROFL: attack when I went through a book of older carols and found the lines "Then was there with the Angel | An host incontinent"*.

Last Post
(http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/01/15/a1/b8/santa-on-a-camel.jpg)
http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/01/15/a1/b8/santa-on-a-camel.jpg

*there was a footnote that this means 'immediately'
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 11, 2009, 04:00:02 PM
Last I don't want an incontinent host Post

(http://www.brokenwindmill.com/images/BWR-llamas-santa.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 11, 2009, 05:52:54 PM
Last continental Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 11, 2009, 08:27:29 PM
Last consequential Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 11, 2009, 09:45:31 PM
Last out of sequence Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 11, 2009, 09:46:10 PM
Last coincidental Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 12, 2009, 12:05:30 AM
Last hmm? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 12, 2009, 12:16:48 AM
Last INCONCEIVABLE! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 12, 2009, 03:38:24 AM
Last objectionable Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 12, 2009, 03:39:27 AM
Last Questionable Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 12, 2009, 09:51:20 AM
Camles going through the needle's eye? Very questionable
(http://breadandwine.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/camel-needle-surreal.jpg)
http://breadandwine.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/camel-needle-surreal.jpg
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 12, 2009, 11:32:21 AM
Last The camels know something you don't know~ Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 12, 2009, 12:15:01 PM
Well camels are the world's greatest mathematicians, so that is likely true.

And don't forget the camel spiders!
(http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:6EA6eW8dkmouTM:http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_apr2004/CamelSpider.jpg)
http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:6EA6eW8dkmouTM:http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_apr2004/CamelSpider.jpg

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on January 12, 2009, 02:34:59 PM
Last that is so creepy Post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 12, 2009, 08:23:16 PM
Last doesn't australia have spiders the size of large clocks? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on January 12, 2009, 09:06:00 PM
Last Big Ben sized spiders Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 12, 2009, 10:27:22 PM

Last Bill and Ben sized spiders word association Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 12, 2009, 10:29:10 PM
Last Spider sized Big Ben post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 12, 2009, 10:52:44 PM

Last Big Ears Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 13, 2009, 12:21:16 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on January 12, 2009, 12:15:01 PM
And don't forget the camel spiders!
We have some sort of camel spider around here.

Last and they chase people Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 13, 2009, 02:08:21 AM
(http://www.rvgould.uconn.edu/week2_files/image033.jpg)

Last Arachnophobia Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 13, 2009, 02:28:00 AM
Last Mild Mannered petition of the eight legged freaks
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 13, 2009, 03:44:18 AM
Last Four legs good, two legs bad, eight legs best Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 13, 2009, 09:33:55 AM
I recommend this public information video about gay marriage from the 50ies  ;)  :ROFL:
What you have to know about and what you can do to fight this scourge
http://www.236.com/video/2009/a_236_propaganda_production_ga_11005.php

Last (http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ryR0cE8CKsi_nM:http://www.copperwhale.com/images/KissingMoose.gif) Post
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ryR0cE8CKsi_nM:http://www.copperwhale.com/images/KissingMoose.gif
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 13, 2009, 09:52:07 AM
Last My sister was once bitten by a moose Post


<No, really.  She was carving her initials in its leg with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush when...

[We apologize.  Those responsible have been sacked.  The credits have been completed at the last minute in a completely different style and at great expense.]

And now...

LLAMAS!!!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 13, 2009, 09:56:27 AM
As you wish
(http://www.studentsforafreetibet.org/img/original/panchen_smallcolour.jpg)
http://www.studentsforafreetibet.org/img/original/panchen_smallcolour.jpg
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on January 13, 2009, 12:46:05 PM
Last that was crying out for a "Ralph the Wonder Llama" post Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 13, 2009, 04:48:59 PM
Last 72 Ecuadoran Whooping Llamas Post


http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 13, 2009, 09:18:53 PM
Last those are the best kind of llamas! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 13, 2009, 09:47:08 PM

Last I have no idea why 72 Ecuadoran Whooping Llamas remind me of a   Wombling (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qHBl_DaCiUw) Post

[youtube=425,350]qHBl_DaCiUw[/youtube]
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 14, 2009, 10:00:55 AM
Who will sign the Free the Daily Camel petition?
(http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:Y3bz6D7vZCPLUM:http://bp0.blogger.com/_beLd7MjrO5o/SFAPOi40iaI/AAAAAAAAHfo/s1diZs8RNck/s400/IMG_4038.jpg)
http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:Y3bz6D7vZCPLUM:http://bp0.blogger.com/_beLd7MjrO5o/SFAPOi40iaI/AAAAAAAAHfo/s1diZs8RNck/s400/IMG_4038.jpg

Last (http://www.snapshots.net/cartoons/00529-daily-cartoons-camels.gif) Post
http://www.snapshots.net/cartoons/00529-daily-cartoons-camels.gif
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 14, 2009, 01:20:35 PM
(http://www.chicagoclassicalmusic.org/files/images/monks%20small.jpg)
http://www.chicagoclassicalmusic.org/files/images/monks%20small.jpg
Last are these lamas? ;) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 14, 2009, 04:43:57 PM
After the only partially successful attempt to crossbreed them with cockatoos, I presume
Found no real moose monk on the quick but this came up on google for that:
(http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/hoh_gallery/91962.jpg)
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/hoh_gallery/91962.jpg
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Post by: Aphos on January 14, 2009, 07:42:57 PM
Last Llama Llama Duck Post

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/29/42415789_241a0a7a4c.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 14, 2009, 09:13:59 PM
Last Buffalo skinners Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 15, 2009, 03:58:31 AM
Last Super Moose Post


(http://www.costumesandmascots.com/images/anima/moose.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 15, 2009, 05:25:33 AM
Last no more moose! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 15, 2009, 07:40:28 AM
Last even if it's a cute lovable squishable moose? Post


(http://www.squishable.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/giant_chocolate_moose_understudy_thumbnail.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 15, 2009, 08:58:49 AM
I happen to own one of these.

The Llama song has been cthulhufied yesterday and can be found in the Art Gallery
(http://www.xbox.com/NR/rdonlyres/BD4A4C65-D8DF-4CFD-9C3E-6347C0D962F1/0/ilmcthulhuas05.jpg)
http://www.xbox.com/NR/rdonlyres/BD4A4C65-D8DF-4CFD-9C3E-6347C0D962F1/0/ilmcthulhuas05.jpg
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 15, 2009, 09:20:53 PM
Quote from: Aphos on January 15, 2009, 07:40:28 AM
even if it's a cute lovable squishable moose?


(http://www.squishable.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/giant_chocolate_moose_understudy_thumbnail.jpg)

Last those are the worst kind! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 16, 2009, 09:35:40 AM
Yeah, better be stoned!
(http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:yuqPDEUePVs8oM:http://mikecelona.net/You%27re%2520a%2520Bastard,%2520Mister%2520Moose%2520MEDIUM.jpg)
http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:yuqPDEUePVs8oM:http://mikecelona.net/You%27re%2520a%2520Bastard,%2520Mister%2520Moose%2520MEDIUM.jpg
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 16, 2009, 04:49:02 PM
No more moose???  How about llamas?

Last here's a llama, there's a llama Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 16, 2009, 11:37:40 PM
You did NOT just bring that up!

Last that goes in places where I fear to tread Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 17, 2009, 03:06:59 AM
Last (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ef/Llamas.ogg/mid-Llamas.ogg.jpg) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 17, 2009, 06:00:40 AM
Last In Sim City 2000, you could build the LlamaDome Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 17, 2009, 08:33:18 AM
Last I want a chocolate moose... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 17, 2009, 10:26:03 AM
Quote from: Sibling Chatty on January 17, 2009, 08:33:18 AM
Last I want a chocolate moose... Post

As you wish
[youtube=425,350]yAbWQFM4G24[/youtube]
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=yAbWQFM4G24

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 17, 2009, 05:17:40 PM
Just stumbled on this on alternet:
http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/120390/airbrushed_britney:_clever_street_art_makes_fun_of_impossible_beauty_standards/?cID=1110101#c1110101
I live within walking distance (ca. 25 minutes) of that subway station and have to read about it on an US blog  :o

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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 17, 2009, 08:22:02 PM
Last Aaahhhmazing! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 17, 2009, 11:42:15 PM
Quote from: Sibling Chatty on January 17, 2009, 08:33:18 AM
Last I want a chocolate moose... Post

Last ask and ye shall receive Post

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Yf8CSXAVL._SL500_AA280_.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 18, 2009, 09:37:12 AM
And a chocolate camel
(http://www.fahad.com/pics/camel_milk_chocolate.jpg)
http://www.fahad.com/pics/camel_milk_chocolate.jpg
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 18, 2009, 06:48:09 PM

Last


Camel begging for chocolate

(http://www.solarnavigator.net/animal_kingdom/animal_images/Kamel_feeding_hungry_young.jpg)
http://www.solarnavigator.net/animal_kingdom/animal_images/Kamel_feeding_hungry_young.jpg

Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 18, 2009, 07:31:22 PM
Not all camels are that innocent
(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii261/funkbutter/graphics/Wednesday/0_wednesday_camel_leather.gif)
http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii261/funkbutter/graphics/Wednesday/0_wednesday_camel_leather.gif
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 18, 2009, 07:44:52 PM
Last and of course we now need a chocolate llama Post


(https://secure.llamaproducts.com/assets/product_pics/chocolate_lgand6sm.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 18, 2009, 07:48:46 PM
And another chocolate moose (there are quite naughty ones on google  :o)
(http://home.blarg.net/~wayule/graphics/lenny.jpg)
http://home.blarg.net/~wayule/graphics/lenny.jpg
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on January 18, 2009, 08:12:13 PM
Last Thanks for all the mooses!! MUCH nicer than meeces. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 18, 2009, 10:35:10 PM
Last Moose of any kind Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Gloria The Camel on January 18, 2009, 10:56:55 PM
Last nost I want a chocolate moose Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 19, 2009, 02:58:05 AM
Last chocolate moose - but no squirrel Post


(http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/cartoon/images/Bullwinkle/whamo-bullwinkle1.JPG)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 19, 2009, 08:34:15 AM
Camels in the night
(http://www.abi2001-hu.de/img/camel_mond.jpg)
http://www.abi2001-hu.de/img/camel_mond.jpg
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 20, 2009, 06:01:37 AM
Last Camels ON the Moon Post

(http://chromatism.net/current/images/spacecamel.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 20, 2009, 09:28:22 AM
Is that an alien moose?
(http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:NTLq-nGEhSoqZM:http://popealien.com/Downloads/XmasMoose.bmp)
http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:NTLq-nGEhSoqZM:http://popealien.com/Downloads/XmasMoose.bmp
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 20, 2009, 08:36:01 PM
Last Two headed Llama Post


(http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/32000/Two-Headed-Llama--32443.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 20, 2009, 10:43:26 PM
Last can we go back to our regular schedule? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 21, 2009, 04:04:50 AM
Last This show brought to you by the Moose Camel Llama Association Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 21, 2009, 04:37:46 AM
Because I can.

Last (http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/pans%20labyrinth.jpg) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 21, 2009, 05:46:11 AM
Last Beware the Zombie Llama Post


(http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:D6WGjRHo9oNvQM:http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r57/alandane/llattack.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 21, 2009, 10:03:30 AM
And the vampire llama
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/0/09/Vampire_llama.jpg/180px-Vampire_llama.jpg)
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/0/09/Vampire_llama.jpg/180px-Vampire_llama.jpg
Last that was a hot topic at TOP Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 21, 2009, 06:32:26 PM
Last that looks more like a giraffe Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 22, 2009, 03:01:57 AM
Last clearly vampire llamas can transform into a giraffe Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 22, 2009, 09:07:52 AM
And here we have the Dali Llama
(http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w183/Rainbowtaffie115/dali_llama.jpg)
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w183/Rainbowtaffie115/dali_llama.jpg
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 23, 2009, 05:40:55 PM
Last I'm sure he'd like that image Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 23, 2009, 10:58:50 PM
Well of course
(http://www.mountlehmanllamas.com/dali-llama-time.jpg)
http://www.mountlehmanllamas.com/dali-llama-time.jpg
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http://nov.smartt.com/~brianp/famouspaintings.html
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 24, 2009, 02:55:52 AM
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 24, 2009, 07:40:47 AM
Last Our Hero!!! Post


(http://nightravyn.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/super_llama_done.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 24, 2009, 10:55:35 AM
Fluff the magic Llama
(http://www.llamasofsocal.org/images/April%20Magic%20Drawing.gif)
http://www.llamasofsocal.org/images/April%20Magic%20Drawing.gif

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 25, 2009, 01:13:52 AM
Don't you rather have a jacket?

Last (http://www.alternativeoutfitters.com/ProductImages/apparel/outerwear/CamelSuede_detail.jpg) Post
http://www.alternativeoutfitters.com/ProductImages/apparel/outerwear/CamelSuede_detail.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 25, 2009, 03:34:18 AM
Last Leaping Llamas!!! Post



(http://blog.mlive.com/annarbornews/2007/07/large_LLAMAS.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 25, 2009, 07:17:43 AM
Last oh noes! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 25, 2009, 09:29:59 AM
And here some leaping moose (mooses?)
(http://www.worldofstock.com/slides/NAN6268.jpg)
http://www.worldofstock.com/slides/NAN6268.jpg
In this one the wire removal was obviously done inexpertly  ;)
(http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3955179/2/istockphoto_3955179_moose_leaping_fence.jpg)
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3955179/2/istockphoto_3955179_moose_leaping_fence.jpg
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 25, 2009, 06:31:57 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on January 25, 2009, 09:29:59 AM
And here some leaping moose (mooses?)
(http://www.worldofstock.com/slides/NAN6268.jpg)
http://www.worldofstock.com/slides/NAN6268.jpg
Last running from Palin Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 25, 2009, 06:50:30 PM
Last and with good reason Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 25, 2009, 08:16:43 PM
Last Vote for "Moose" Palin Post

(http://rlv.zcache.com/palin_moose_button-p145974619653097884vlo0_210.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 25, 2009, 09:49:05 PM
This is so much better than Caribou Barbie would ever hope to be.

Last (http://www.boingboing.net/images/x09/DSC_4681.jpg) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 26, 2009, 07:15:56 AM
Working moose?
(http://www.themoosestore.com/images/22062.jpg)
http://www.themoosestore.com/images/22062.jpg
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PS: and Moose Vader
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/220/518674192_65e66611c2.jpg?v=0)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/220/518674192_65e66611c2.jpg?v=0
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 29, 2009, 10:24:13 AM
Hello, anybody home?
I just wanted to remind everyone that indeed I have the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 29, 2009, 12:33:17 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on January 26, 2009, 07:15:56 AM
PS: and Moose Vader
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/220/518674192_65e66611c2.jpg?v=0)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/220/518674192_65e66611c2.jpg?v=0

White-tail Vader, methinks.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 29, 2009, 07:52:38 PM
Frankly after that antler on Vader's helmet little else could be said.

Last the spell is broken now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 29, 2009, 08:15:41 PM
Can't find a Llama Vader, only
(http://www.goroadachi.com/etemenanki/eg-Mars-face-llama.jpg)
http://www.goroadachi.com/etemenanki/eg-Mars-face-llama.jpg
and
(http://revart.blogs.com/minister_of_rants/images/halloween_pug_vader.jpg)
http://revart.blogs.com/minister_of_rants/images/halloween_pug_vader.jpg

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 29, 2009, 08:17:32 PM
Btw, this also came up under "llama vader"
(http://butcat.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/vader_loves_only_black_cats.jpg)
http://butcat.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/vader_loves_only_black_cats.jpg
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 29, 2009, 09:04:36 PM
Retrograde!
Last (http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/2/5/bewareofllam128467557300801250.jpg) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 29, 2009, 09:30:10 PM
Soo... the idea is to go for shock value?

Last  :o Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 30, 2009, 08:59:54 AM
That reminds me of this guy (able not only to light but also to roll his own cigarettes)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/229/482080477_59e26914fd.jpg)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/229/482080477_59e26914fd.jpg
Last no llama in this picture Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 30, 2009, 06:39:58 PM
Last what the heck is that? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 31, 2009, 04:09:09 AM
Last I see the shock but not the awe Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 31, 2009, 10:12:49 AM
It's from the movie Freaks that dared to portray real ones as real people (with the "normal" people being the actual villains*)
Highly recommended.
(http://assets.mog.com/pictures/wikipedia/73494/391px-FreaksPoster.jpg)
http://assets.mog.com/pictures/wikipedia/73494/391px-FreaksPoster.jpg

Last no llama, camel or moose in it though Post

*which caused such a scandal that the career of director Browning ("Dracula") was effectively ended
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 02, 2009, 06:14:41 PM
No more freaks please

and for too long you've held the

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Post by: Sibling Chatty on February 03, 2009, 01:52:39 AM
Last of the Last Posts of the night Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 03, 2009, 02:55:31 AM
The (k)night Post is young to be the Last
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 03, 2009, 02:57:37 AM
alls ya'lls freak

Last sadly I fear that's not the first time I've said there in here... no offense to anyone. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 03, 2009, 02:59:50 AM
Your fear offends me

Last freaky Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 03, 2009, 04:57:42 AM
Last  :( Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 03, 2009, 06:38:47 AM
(http://pds7.egloos.com/pds/200802/19/09/c0019309_47bade91110a2.jpg)


Last prawn vader Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 03, 2009, 09:31:52 AM
Does invader relate to Vader like in-laws to laws?
Last (http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:WLa-1yDV-Ak_vM:http://blogs.phillyburbs.com/news/bct/wp-content/blogs.dir/3/files/0520moose_1.jpg) Post
http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:WLa-1yDV-Ak_vM:http://blogs.phillyburbs.com/news/bct/wp-content/blogs.dir/3/files/0520moose_1.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 03, 2009, 02:22:51 PM
It was supposedly an 'In' idea.

Last in-vader & in-sidious Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 03, 2009, 02:31:41 PM
Swato, how's your moosemanship?

(http://www.freewebs.com/truenorthmeese/moose-logging.jpg)

(http://www.freewebs.com/truenorthmeese/morelli%20games.jpg)

(http://www.freewebs.com/truenorthmeese/morelli%20games%204.jpg)


http://www.freewebs.com/truenorthmeese/index.htm

Last long winters, eh? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 03, 2009, 06:59:57 PM
I found this reading about semi-domesticated moose (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kostroma_Moose_Farm):
Quote from: wikipediaIn particular, one is advised not to try to start a moose farm for meat production: the meat output won't cover the costs of production (which could be ten times as high as those of beef production), and, besides, free-range moose are not stupid, and they won't be coming back to the farm where their kin are being slaughtered. A couple operators in Yaroslavl and Nizhny Novgorod oblasts went out of business trying to do this.
Last who knew  :o Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 04, 2009, 08:37:53 AM
And moose have a reputation as jailbreakers, i.e. they can open gates that are locked by anything below the level of padlock

Last and these are the pearly gates of antler carriers? Post
(http://www.hd-una.com/urlaub2001/c19.jpg)
http://www.hd-una.com/urlaub2001/c19.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 04, 2009, 03:10:00 PM
I know moose shed their antlers but the picture is still disturbing.

Last :-[ Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 05, 2009, 12:11:48 AM
Last seriously Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 05, 2009, 09:56:46 AM
(http://a6.vox.com/6a00ccff83efb6985d00cdf39d80becb8f-320pi)
http://a6.vox.com/6a00ccff83efb6985d00cdf39d80becb8f-320pi
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 07, 2009, 06:14:20 PM
Last who lat Swato have the Last Post for two days? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 07, 2009, 09:11:12 PM
How do you answer to a banana with antlers?

Last it is a challenge Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 07, 2009, 09:28:57 PM
This is how.

Last and now for something completely different Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 08, 2009, 01:12:57 AM
Last you just wait Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 08, 2009, 08:52:10 AM
Antlers seem to have become something of an obsession (not with me, they look ridiculously on ducks)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/163/421218915_1495594f83.jpg)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/163/421218915_1495594f83.jpg
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on February 08, 2009, 10:19:34 AM
Last I knew there was duck in there somewhere Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 08, 2009, 11:18:42 AM
Of course , there is duck duck moose!
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/73/213715666_9d91e11cb8.jpg?v=0)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/73/213715666_9d91e11cb8.jpg?v=0
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 08, 2009, 06:32:57 PM
Last  :( Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 09, 2009, 09:22:26 AM
Why so sad?
(http://www.clipartguide.com/_named_clipart_images/0511-0805-2214-2620_Cool_Moose_Surfer_clipart_image.jpg)
http://www.clipartguide.com/_named_clipart_images/0511-0805-2214-2620_Cool_Moose_Surfer_clipart_image.jpg
(http://www.ape2zebra.com/images/thumbs/barefoot/moose%20mice-large_cover.gif)
http://www.ape2zebra.com/images/thumbs/barefoot/moose%20mice-large_cover.gif
(http://grinningmoose.com/images/logo1.gif)
http://grinningmoose.com/images/logo1.gif
Last Happy moose are here again Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 09, 2009, 01:41:06 PM
You guys know the meaning of someone with horns? Commonly in Spanish it refers of a person who is being cheated by his/her love/life partner.

Last and if (s)he has antlers we are talking about a very active cheater Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 10, 2009, 01:21:33 AM
Last cuckolded Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 10, 2009, 09:21:03 AM
Over here it's "Hörner sufsetzten" (put horns on somebody)

Interestingly this came up when I googled "horned camel"

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/64/159743007_c3ece4f672.jpg?v=0)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/64/159743007_c3ece4f672.jpg?v=0
Horned Camel Demon of the Upper Hell  ???

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 10, 2009, 12:18:04 PM
In Spanish you also use (and perhaps more frequently) to put horns (poner cachos) but there was a popular song called El Venado (the deer) in which the connection with antlers was clearly made.

[youtube=425,350]5GBqat7qnj0[/youtube]

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 11, 2009, 09:39:54 AM
And then there is of course the Wolpertinger
(http://www.supernature-forum.de/vbb/smiley/userbilder/wolpertinger2.jpg)
http://www.supernature-forum.de/vbb/smiley/userbilder/wolpertinger2.jpg
Last don't know anything about its fidelity Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 11, 2009, 01:16:24 PM
The wings are overkill

Last in fact it would be far more credible without them Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 11, 2009, 04:49:52 PM
Aye, but then it'd be nearly a Jackalope.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 12, 2009, 10:22:10 AM
Well, there is the theory that jackalopes were Wolpertingers that went to the US as stowaways.
But most serious explorers believe in the Frankenhare theory.
(http://chucksblog.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/12/19/jackalope_rider.jpg)
http://chucksblog.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/12/19/jackalope_rider.jpg
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 12, 2009, 01:34:02 PM
I wonder what Mary Shelley would think on the (ab)use of the word.

Last Frankie, Frankieee...! Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 13, 2009, 01:28:42 AM
There can only be one.

Last (http://tpollockjr.deviantart.com/art/Burger-King-vs-Ronald-McDonald-111284456) Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 13, 2009, 02:12:25 AM
Last what about the bride? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 13, 2009, 06:44:31 AM
Drat.
Try again!


Last (http://fc14.deviantart.com/fs40/f/2009/030/6/6/Burger_King_vs_Ronald_McDonald_by_TPollockJR.jpg) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 13, 2009, 09:09:49 AM
Well, there is Frankenhooker
(http://home.datacomm.ch/mpaa4/images/a%20frankenhooker%20dragon%20dvd%20cover.jpg)
http://home.datacomm.ch/mpaa4/images/a%20frankenhooker%20dragon%20dvd%20cover.jpg
Frankenduck
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v373/unclehyena/Art/Frankenduck4.jpg)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v373/unclehyena/Art/Frankenduck4.jpg
Frankenmoose
(http://www.siliconventions.com/silicon/images/original/frankenmoose.gif)
http://www.siliconventions.com/silicon/images/original/frankenmoose.gif
and Frankenllama
(http://llamapeopleclothing.com/frankenllama.jpg)
http://llamapeopleclothing.com/frankenllama.jpg
Last but no Frankenswato or Frankenpluk Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 13, 2009, 01:50:06 PM
Last more like Frankenpost Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 13, 2009, 09:08:29 PM
Last think I like McDonald versus the King better Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 14, 2009, 10:02:56 AM
But where is Power-Bitch Wendy?
Last (http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:K5lCsoELo6JKgM:http://obamawaffles.typepad.com/obama_daily_waffles/images/2008/10/03/mooseburger_blog_2.jpg) Post
http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:K5lCsoELo6JKgM:http://obamawaffles.typepad.com/obama_daily_waffles/images/2008/10/03/mooseburger_blog_2.jpg
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 14, 2009, 05:48:29 PM
Waiting in the wings?

Last and Col. Sanders is bringing a tank Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 15, 2009, 02:23:07 AM
Last (http://fc88.deviantart.com/fs15/f/2007/019/a/6/_minimoose__by_neek_zique.gif) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 15, 2009, 09:04:14 AM
A moose tank? Top!
(http://www.moosegoods.com/Images/products/Ladies%20T-Shirts/2705-Biggest-Rack-Crop.jpg)
http://www.moosegoods.com/Images/products/Ladies%20T-Shirts/2705-Biggest-Rack-Crop.jpg
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Post by: beagle on February 15, 2009, 04:31:14 PM
Had a lecture this week on the latest University Linguistics/Chemistry department thinking on how to identify chemicals in scientific literature text mining. Sounds easy? You wouldn't believe how good chemists are at hiding and obfuscating things.

Last I blame Swato  ;) Post.
(But his mind may be on other things).
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 15, 2009, 05:12:02 PM
Chemical formulas are like good passwords, almost impossible to guess due to weeny teeny variations (esp. '(', '-', numbers)

Last (http://wine.psydr.com/wine/images/2005_3_blind_moose_cabernet_sauvignon.jpg) Post
http://wine.psydr.com/wine/images/2005_3_blind_moose_cabernet_sauvignon.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on February 15, 2009, 06:44:12 PM
And apparently chemists enjoy writing things like "A pyridine such as pyridine", which makes NLP* software think they're barking.  Not to mention having two letter element name abbreviations that are common words (As for Arsenic...).

Last First thing we do, let's kill all the chemists Post

* NLP  Natural Language Processing (or Not Last Post).
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 15, 2009, 07:44:02 PM
Last I'm convinced all chemists are masochists Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: roystonoboogie on February 16, 2009, 01:42:39 AM
Last 'Hello World' Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on February 16, 2009, 07:11:37 AM
Wild guess, would you be a double-bass player by any chance?

Last Sherlock lives Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 16, 2009, 09:37:21 AM
But the US also abbreviate their states by 2 letter combinations that can be quite confusing (esp. when some of them are the same as in chemical elements).

Last no chemical llama but this may do Post
(http://www.llamasetc.com/llama_Bean_logo.jpg)
http://www.llamasetc.com/llama_Bean_logo.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 16, 2009, 04:36:34 PM
Last unsullied by llamas, moose, duck and Frankenstein Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 16, 2009, 05:55:56 PM
Swwwwwwato!

(http://fc14.deviantart.com/fs27/f/2008/031/7/9/Cthuhlu_Jeebus_by_Future_Vintage.jpg)

Last no more moose? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 17, 2009, 02:01:27 AM
Last who's the preacher in that church? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 17, 2009, 08:56:02 AM
Maybe this guy
(http://www.rickhancox.com/stills/1stsm.JPG)
http://www.rickhancox.com/stills/1stsm.JPG
(came up under St.Moose)
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Post by: Aggie on February 17, 2009, 01:31:37 PM
Just grabbing the


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Post by: Swatopluk on February 17, 2009, 02:45:58 PM
As long as you are not groping it
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 17, 2009, 05:24:26 PM
After all the abuse received the

Last Post

can take care of itself.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 17, 2009, 10:48:38 PM
*Pats the sobbing Last Post on the head* Everything will be all right, shhhh.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 18, 2009, 08:28:37 AM
And presents it with a tender tails toy moose
(http://www.collectiblesrus.com/pm/ttmoos01.jpg)
http://www.collectiblesrus.com/pm/ttmoos01.jpg
Last far less cute than the ones I own Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 18, 2009, 09:27:29 AM
gets goosed by the


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 18, 2009, 11:06:47 AM
No geese without llamas this year
(http://www.goosevalleyllamas.com/images/logoreal3.gif)
http://www.goosevalleyllamas.com/images/logoreal3.gif
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 18, 2009, 01:08:27 PM
Heard someone badmouthing Canadian geese

Last something about sh!tting their cars or something Post
:mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 19, 2009, 07:57:53 AM
Here's some camel poo
(http://img5.travelblog.org/Photos/10950/228528/t/1784556-karolina-having-a-siesta-next-to-a-pile-of-camel-poo-0.jpg)
http://img5.travelblog.org/Photos/10950/228528/t/1784556-karolina-having-a-siesta-next-to-a-pile-of-camel-poo-0.jpg
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Post by: Pachyderm on February 19, 2009, 12:52:28 PM
Ahh, poo, the biologists friend.


http://news.google.co.uk/news?num=50&hl=en&safe=off&q=dan%20bennett%20leeds&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wn



Dan is a friend of mine from Uni.
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Post by: beagle on February 19, 2009, 09:32:51 PM



Last I think you chose the better course Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 20, 2009, 07:46:33 AM
And here some birthday llama poo
(http://petegraham.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/poo_sprinkles.jpg)
http://petegraham.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/poo_sprinkles.jpg
Last http://www.llamallamapoopoo.com/ Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 20, 2009, 11:51:42 AM
I am scared that Swato is apparently willing to trawl the intarweb looking for photos of poo and sprinkles...

Last keep calm, nothing bad will happen to you Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bruder Cuzzen on February 20, 2009, 04:12:47 PM
Off to work , LAST POST ( as I go through the daily routine of prying four sets of claws off my lap , what a sucky cat ) .
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 21, 2009, 12:53:57 AM
Lol, could be worse. The cat could insist on napping on the keyboard.

And sprinkle poop? Really?
I retaliate with vegetarian lions.
Last(http://fc84.deviantart.com/fs37/f/2008/262/5/4/The_hunt_by_Nocturnal_Devil.jpg) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 21, 2009, 08:57:29 AM
On the other hand we have vampire reindeers
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9jFh85kKIjc/Rzil7G9UcxI/AAAAAAAAAOA/pE1eICI1KTE/s400/white+reindeer2.jpg)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9jFh85kKIjc/Rzil7G9UcxI/AAAAAAAAAOA/pE1eICI1KTE/s400/white+reindeer2.jpg
Last heavily recommended movie (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_White_Reindeer) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bruder Cuzzen on February 21, 2009, 10:09:21 AM
Quote from: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 21, 2009, 12:53:57 AM
Lol, could be worse. The cat could insist on napping on the keyboard.


Nay , if he's not sleeping he 'd trail me like a leech .
If he's still ignored , he'll find one of his toys ( a 5 ft. shoelace , red stuffed heart with arms from ikea , or his stuffed snake with a piece of string attached ) and drag it up the stairs and leave it where everyone can trip over it .
The entire time he does this he's wailing loud enough to wake up the household .

If I'm spending to much time on the computer he simply starts walking over the keyboard or wails at me or bites at my heels .

He requires about two hours per day of me tossing him about , rubbing him down , chasing him up and down and all over the house ,  boxing with him , tossing paper balls at him , " cat fishing " with strings , wrestling , and picking him up so he can head butt me .

I know when he's having an enormously good ole time when he starts sticking his tongue out ( it's hilarious ).

last post !

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 21, 2009, 11:11:07 AM
Well, as long as the pet is not urinating in anything (a reason why bushbabies are completely unsuitable as pets in the house)
Last and urine is better bought in a bottle; more hygienic Post
(http://www.kishelscents.com/COMERSUS/store/catalog/UMSLG.JPG)
http://www.kishelscents.com/COMERSUS/store/catalog/UMSLG.JPG
After the poo now the piss, what's next?
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 21, 2009, 07:55:19 PM
Last non scatological Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 21, 2009, 09:48:10 PM
Last  ;D Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 22, 2009, 06:04:13 AM
As for dirt:
[youtube=425,350]6eF5Pzj1R_A[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eF5Pzj1R_A
Solving two problems at once, it seems  ;)
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 22, 2009, 08:21:32 PM
Last :sigh: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 22, 2009, 09:10:07 PM
But at least it gives some use to crawling babies.

Last outside of cooking them :devil2: :devil2: Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 22, 2009, 11:47:42 PM

Last ssome babies skip the crawling stage Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 23, 2009, 12:05:34 AM
Last they go right to the 'eaten' stage Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 23, 2009, 04:43:58 AM
Gives a new meaning to "mop the floor with somebody"
Last moose-free Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 23, 2009, 11:40:49 AM
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 23, 2009, 12:15:23 PM
*yoink*

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 23, 2009, 01:35:54 PM
Nononono

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 23, 2009, 03:50:12 PM
"Oh, my God! Quick, everyone, look over there! The squidlings are going crazy!"

legs it, carrying the

Last Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 23, 2009, 05:43:23 PM

Last I see no ships Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 23, 2009, 06:06:49 PM
Last all your posts are belong to us Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 23, 2009, 06:24:24 PM

Last I claim Copyright on this one Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 23, 2009, 07:17:30 PM
Last miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 23, 2009, 10:42:33 PM
Aren't we supposed to share?

Last shares are up Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 23, 2009, 11:05:56 PM

I SHARE. I give you permission to quote my

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 24, 2009, 12:50:25 AM
Under Fair Use?

Last copyrightable Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 24, 2009, 04:39:17 AM
Fair Moose?
(http://www.qwackedupart.com/images/moose_hd_fair.jpg)
http://www.qwackedupart.com/images/moose_hd_fair.jpg
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 24, 2009, 04:56:08 AM
Last you've lost the game! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 24, 2009, 05:46:42 AM
Last we've AAAAAAAAAALL lost it  ::) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 24, 2009, 09:46:52 AM
 But I lost it Last, Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 24, 2009, 04:04:53 PM
I found it!

Last Aknot Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 24, 2009, 05:17:24 PM

I took a Last Post to my Love and on the Way I

Last Posted
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on February 24, 2009, 07:04:26 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on February 24, 2009, 05:46:42 AM
Last we've AAAAAAAAAALL lost it  ::) Post

LAST Well yes, but if we've just now noticed it, then it couldn't have been that important to start with, could it? POST
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 25, 2009, 04:34:05 AM
We should of course not forget the camels
(http://www.westenrahotel.com/images/crazy_camel_logo2.jpg)
http://www.westenrahotel.com/images/crazy_camel_logo2.jpg
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 25, 2009, 10:28:22 AM

Last we should forget the camels Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 25, 2009, 05:39:31 PM
Specially smoking ones

Last abstemious Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 25, 2009, 08:18:36 PM
Last ick Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 26, 2009, 05:22:54 AM
Last The Tick Post
(http://kidswereus.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/394px-the-tick.gif)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 26, 2009, 05:56:01 AM
That was possibly my least favorite cartoon as a little girl, next to Jimmy Earthworm.


Last SPOOON! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 26, 2009, 06:49:18 AM
But I love The Tick!!!

And Arthur.

Last Not in the face! Post

(http://www.stonepylon.com/tick/Arthur1.JPG)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 26, 2009, 07:02:22 AM
Ugh. I don't remember why I didn't like The Tick, but I DID (and do) like Ren and Stimpy.

Last (http://gainaxpages.com/unload/renstimpy.jpg) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 26, 2009, 08:55:47 AM

Last pants! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 26, 2009, 12:34:05 PM
As opposed to Mr. squarepants?

Last where is Duck Dodgers now? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 26, 2009, 08:00:07 PM
Mr. Squarepants is tortured/interrogated  by the SS about the whereabouts of [forgot which rank] Kübler.
(that's actually in a movie, I kid you not)

And supermoose is in town again
(http://s93101162.onlinehome.us/floggingnorway/supermoose.jpg)
http://s93101162.onlinehome.us/floggingnorway/supermoose.jpg

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 26, 2009, 08:54:03 PM
Halt!
Quote from: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 26, 2009, 07:02:22 AM
Last (http://gainaxpages.com/unload/renstimpy.jpg) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 26, 2009, 09:43:22 PM
Isn't quoting ourselves against the rules?

Last if the LPT has any Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 27, 2009, 04:58:02 AM
The only rule (apart from using "Last Post") I know of is the one about using at least ten words ("Last Post" excluded).
But since a picture says more than a thousand words do....

(http://petimage.bunnyherolabs.com/adopt/petimage/bWM9bGxhbWEuc3dmJmNscj0weGVkMmQ5MyZjbj1zdXBlcmxsYW1hJmFuPWF1eW9uZw==.png)http://petimage.bunnyherolabs.com/adopt/petimage/bWM9bGxhbWEuc3dmJmNscj0weGVkMmQ5MyZjbj1zdXBlcmxsYW1hJmFuPWF1eW9uZw==.png
Last Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 27, 2009, 05:41:47 AM
 :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Quote from: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 26, 2009, 08:54:03 PM
Halt!
Quote from: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 26, 2009, 07:02:22 AM
Last (http://gainaxpages.com/unload/renstimpy.jpg) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 27, 2009, 11:39:13 AM
Last """"""""""""""""""""" lots of quotes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 27, 2009, 02:56:53 PM
Last Rules? We have rules? When was this passed by the Last Post Rules Committee? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 27, 2009, 03:06:20 PM
Which BTW is in session

Last Order, Order! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 27, 2009, 03:21:17 PM
Last under sub-section 14, para 4, line 6789 I move we break for cake and fine wine Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 27, 2009, 03:25:35 PM
Last sweet wine? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 27, 2009, 10:38:18 PM

We have an official weather forecast of possibly significant snow.

Which begs the question. Will it be blue? Would blue snow be significant.

Last seven varieties of snow Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 27, 2009, 11:12:19 PM
Last I move to dismiss this committee Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 28, 2009, 05:03:13 AM
Last this committee is moved, but not dismissed, by Scribs movement Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 28, 2009, 05:40:44 AM
Last Awwwwww... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 28, 2009, 06:17:49 AM
All those in favor of wine say 'Aye'

Last those in favor of cake say 'Nay' Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 28, 2009, 07:01:17 AM
Depends on the cake.
Definitely no to wine (for me at least)
Last wine stopper Post
(http://www.jonmargeaux.com/August_05_Updates/Moose%20Wine%20Stopper.JPG)
http://www.jonmargeaux.com/August_05_Updates/Moose%20Wine%20Stopper.JPG
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 28, 2009, 08:01:41 AM

Last I'm a wine agnostic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 28, 2009, 11:00:32 AM
Last "Aye, Aye, a thousand times Aye" Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 01, 2009, 08:52:00 AM
Not yet a thousand aye-ayes but every family starts with a single egg
(http://lollemurs.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/mine-aye-ayehasegg.jpg)
http://lollemurs.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/mine-aye-ayehasegg.jpg
Last the only lemur & llama picture I could find Post
(http://www.lookingglassreview.com/assets/images/An_A_to_Z_walk_in_the_park.gif)
http://www.lookingglassreview.com/assets/images/An_A_to_Z_walk_in_the_park.gif
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 02, 2009, 07:02:00 PM
I don't see a lemur

Last it looks like a sloth Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 02, 2009, 08:05:52 PM
Last squeeeeeeee! SO cute! Post
And that's totally a lemur.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 02, 2009, 10:05:13 PM
No, not the one with the egg (which certainly is).

Last I'm talking about the picture below with the zebra and the giraffe, etc Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 03, 2009, 12:34:30 AM

Last christmas cracker: when is a lemur like a tiger? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 03, 2009, 04:44:47 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on March 03, 2009, 12:34:30 AM

Last christmas cracker: when is a lemur like a tiger? Post

When it's sitting on the wall all in white?

Last two llamas Post
(http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/dali-lama.jpg)
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 03, 2009, 05:35:48 AM
Last dilly dallying dallais dallas southfork excuse for the LP Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 03, 2009, 05:38:01 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on March 03, 2009, 04:44:47 AM
(http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/dali-lama.jpg)
http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/dali-lama.jpg
Last that is pure win Post
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Post by: Aphos on March 03, 2009, 09:06:22 AM
Last Llama Xing Post


(http://s470.photobucket.com/albums/rr63/twelvellamas/LLamaCrossing.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on March 03, 2009, 11:14:36 AM
Last of all the lemurs, you had to pick the one that even on a good day looks like it has mange Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 03, 2009, 12:30:01 PM

Last never mind lemurs, where's our Goat? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 03, 2009, 03:13:28 PM
Last beware of hamsters with guns Post
(http://www.funnybeez.com/funnypictures/armed-baby-hamster.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 03, 2009, 04:36:04 PM
Last OMG! The NRA hamster! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 04, 2009, 04:39:50 AM
LAst Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 04, 2009, 05:05:25 AM
This came up under 'llama king' ???

Last looks more like a sheep to me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 04, 2009, 08:15:32 AM
Last Llamas Rule!!! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 04, 2009, 01:18:30 PM
Last as in the emperor's new groove? Post
(http://www.llama.org/images/pic2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 04, 2009, 01:50:33 PM
Last the Llamadome from Sim City Post

(http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Stage/2786/llama.gif)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on March 04, 2009, 02:56:39 PM
Last  can't take any more llamas, moose or Donertier Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 04, 2009, 04:27:59 PM
Last I guess that leaves hamsters Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 04, 2009, 04:46:26 PM
How about inanimate objects?

Last (http://www.thenervousbreakdown.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/06/04/pebble.jpg) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 04, 2009, 10:16:12 PM

Hey! That's me in one of my previous lives!

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 05, 2009, 12:30:22 AM
Last You were a Pet Rock? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 05, 2009, 03:01:39 AM

Last Absolutely. And before that I was a piece of slate. You know it makes sense. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 05, 2009, 05:10:44 AM
Quote from: Aphos on March 04, 2009, 04:27:59 PM
Last I guess that leaves hamsters Post

Your mother was one and your father smelled like elderberries!

Last this came up under hamster moose Post
(http://thumbnails.truveo.com/0003/DD/0E/DD0E7A36504EDA39A4C291.jpg)
http://thumbnails.truveo.com/0003/DD/0E/DD0E7A36504EDA39A4C291.jpg
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 05, 2009, 06:11:57 AM
Last I wonder if we can block Swato's access to Google Images? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 05, 2009, 12:36:30 PM

Last or redirect his browser......to where? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on March 05, 2009, 04:24:53 PM
Last anywhere that doesn't have pictures of moose Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 05, 2009, 06:59:51 PM
And what if he starts posting mice?

Last :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 05, 2009, 07:43:09 PM
Last stop giving him ideas! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 05, 2009, 09:29:37 PM
Last We hateses the meeces to pieces, we does. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 06, 2009, 01:00:10 AM
Last speaking of pieces, where is she? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 06, 2009, 03:48:06 AM
Good question...

Last Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 06, 2009, 04:59:52 AM
Let's stay with the antlers for the moment.
(http://shop.boydsbearscollectibles.com/images/HallMooseJack99.jpg)
http://shop.boydsbearscollectibles.com/images/HallMooseJack99.jpg
Last antlers would not be advantageous for mice Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 06, 2009, 02:37:33 PM
Is there a reason for this obsession with antlers?

Last have you been betrayed lately? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on March 06, 2009, 02:52:24 PM
Last secretly, he wants to be running loose around the Black Forest, rutting Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 06, 2009, 07:19:31 PM
At the moment I am haunting this place.
My office is right behind the stairs that go from the second to the third bridge level (i.e. behind the stairs you see the bottom of slighty left of the center of the photo))
(http://www.umweltbundesamt.de/uba-info-presse/images-presse/Atrium4_Moecker-mittel.jpg)
http://www.umweltbundesamt.de/uba-info-presse/images-presse/Atrium4_Moecker-mittel.jpg
Last UBA Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 06, 2009, 10:32:32 PM
Last neat! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 06, 2009, 10:56:39 PM
I like that building.

Last how cold is it in winter? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 07, 2009, 12:01:31 AM
Last unnaturally cold Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 07, 2009, 01:46:05 AM
Inside the building?

Last I mean, it's true I'm in FL but... Post
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Post by: Aphos on March 07, 2009, 09:47:05 AM
Last Gee, even llamas get cold Post

(http://kt7jpw.bay.livefilestore.com/y1phRY1MBi8entBsQsStiHMHd7fsGQ87vLyDSGUO0jegHO9h1uMWnbRs3t6XVBgy2_VbI5qstw4Ba8)
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 07, 2009, 10:12:44 AM
There is a glass roof over the atrium. It is cool but not cold (I like it). Don't know about the summer yet (retractable awnings are installed in the glass roof).

More info can be found here (in English too)
http://www.umweltbundesamt.de/uba-info-e/besucher/index.htm

Last and here we have a cold camel Post
(http://rookery2.viary.com/storagev12/798500/798691_a556_625x1000.jpg)
http://rookery2.viary.com/storagev12/798500/798691_a556_625x1000.jpg
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 07, 2009, 02:43:02 PM
Wow! You guys don't just talk the talk but walk the walk.

Last here OTOH... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 07, 2009, 04:29:20 PM
Last I LUV that building Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 07, 2009, 11:33:43 PM
Last mine reminds me of the movie Brazil at times Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 08, 2009, 08:59:01 AM
This camel was lazy and did not move enough and this is the result
(http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:07yyjeCPhA8EsM:http://www.unicycling.com/winterfun/pix/85snowcamel.jpg)
http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:07yyjeCPhA8EsM:http://www.unicycling.com/winterfun/pix/85snowcamel.jpg
Last let that be a warning and there be a warming Post
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Post by: Aphos on March 08, 2009, 09:11:56 AM
Last Brazilian Times Post


(http://feetin2worlds.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/brazilian-times-dhs-01.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 08, 2009, 10:21:56 AM
Last obese zombies and Santa Claus? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 08, 2009, 12:55:10 PM
Last Does Santa Claus visit in summer in Brazil? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 08, 2009, 01:06:32 PM

Last does Santa Claus have a Brazilian? :giggle: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 09, 2009, 05:03:24 AM
I thought Santa Claus concquered the Martians?

Last (http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ZSaX9SXmwx8VKM:http://www.singingbears.com/bigimages/jethro.jpg) Post
http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ZSaX9SXmwx8VKM:http://www.singingbears.com/bigimages/jethro.jpg
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Post by: Pachyderm on March 09, 2009, 09:43:53 AM
Last Marvin didn't surrender...Post  ;D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on March 09, 2009, 11:12:48 AM
[youtube=425,350]rBhE6LNdBEs[/youtube]
Last OMG talking animals Post!!!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 09, 2009, 08:14:05 PM
Last better that than a talking muffin Post


*There were two muffins in an oven, and one looks over at the other and says, "Wheew! It's hot in here!" The other shrieked, "Oh no! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 10, 2009, 01:15:19 AM
Last butter...Parkay Post


(http://www.mbpfx.com/portfolio/media/parkay.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 10, 2009, 03:26:33 AM
Last Spencer doesn't have to actually speak, he projects his thought into my head. I need LOTS of tinfoil for my hat... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 10, 2009, 03:51:59 AM
Last Missy is scratching at the back door demanding to be let in Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 10, 2009, 04:37:51 AM
Be careful. It may be the night (or day) of the living moose.
(http://bearskin.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/moose-medium.jpg)
http://bearskin.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/moose-medium.jpg
Last Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 10, 2009, 11:54:10 AM

Last who wrote dem legs? Spike Milligan Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 10, 2009, 06:35:27 PM
Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 10, 2009, 06:41:08 PM
Just Last Post?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 11, 2009, 12:30:53 AM
Last Just Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 11, 2009, 01:21:25 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 10, 2009, 06:41:08 PM
Just Last Post?
Yes.
Quote from: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 10, 2009, 06:35:27 PM
Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 11, 2009, 02:58:50 AM
No!

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 11, 2009, 04:20:05 AM
Last wanna bet me? Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 11, 2009, 05:00:58 AM
Last turning 20 Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 11, 2009, 05:01:50 AM
Last you betcha! Post
(http://www.8ung.at/library_mistress/Photos/merry_moose.jpg)
http://www.8ung.at/library_mistress/Photos/merry_moose.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 11, 2009, 07:26:53 AM

Last why is Swato into chairs with armholes? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on March 11, 2009, 10:45:35 AM
Last It's best not to ask,really. He is German, after all. The answer may be even more disturbing than you expect... Post
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Post by: Aphos on March 11, 2009, 06:22:37 PM
Last Germain Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 11, 2009, 07:12:04 PM
Last Germaine Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 11, 2009, 10:48:39 PM
Last allgemeine Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 12, 2009, 04:51:11 AM
Did I post such chairs in the past? As a Neanderthal I tend to let the arms hand down in front of the chair, not the back or through some armholes (otherwise the emergency handling of the club could get difficult).

Last Erste Allgemeine Verunsicherung (EAV) Post
(http://www.kreis-mettmann.de/media/custom/413_212_1_g.JPG)
http://www.kreis-mettmann.de/media/custom/413_212_1_g.JPG
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 12, 2009, 12:21:58 PM


Last amongst the things I learnt from the TV last night is that human hair is a conduit for sexual attraction smells and hence women don't need to flash bright red rears at men - my oh my I just love that pic Swato Post


I qualify for the free green stamps with more than a 10 word Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 12, 2009, 03:31:46 PM
Last unsafe securities Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 12, 2009, 07:55:47 PM
This one has great hair too (and is likely a moose hunter also. Palin beware!)

(http://www.eccoland.de/files/home/admin/image/neanderthaler.jpg)
http://www.eccoland.de/files/home/admin/image/neanderthaler.jpg
Last Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 12, 2009, 11:02:27 PM
Last I think Swato's new kick may be scarier than the previous ones Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 13, 2009, 12:41:59 AM
For some reason I don't picture Neanderthals that way

Last non stereotypical Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 13, 2009, 03:12:14 AM

Last look at his shoes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 13, 2009, 05:12:07 AM
He likely also wears designer underwear.
This one looks much more real.
(http://www.kreis-mettmann.de/media/custom/413_271_1_g.JPG)
http://www.kreis-mettmann.de/media/custom/413_271_1_g.JPG
Last another proof that they did not die out but went into hiding (in the open) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 13, 2009, 12:23:58 PM
I do have problems seeing them as grotesque savages, their tools and garments were as sophisticated as ours at the time.

Last they were uglier than us but their brains were bigger Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 13, 2009, 07:24:33 PM
Last waiting for a call... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 14, 2009, 09:17:43 AM
As scientists to day say: Put a neanderthal into a proper suit and get him a good shave and haircut then let him walk the streets and drive public transport. Few will take notice.
That experiment has actually been made with an actor wearing heavy prosthetics and makeup. It worked (OK it was in London, so some may not see it as conclusive).

Last and these modern reconstructions do not look that strange either Post
(http://www.landschaftsmuseum.de/Bilder/Neanderthaler-2.jpg)
http://www.landschaftsmuseum.de/Bilder/Neanderthaler-2.jpg
(http://www.iconocast.com/EB000000000000105/M6/News8_1.jpg)
http://www.iconocast.com/EB000000000000105/M6/News8_1.jpg
(http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:e3hqnU-foMj_sM:http://www.wissenschaft.de/sixcms/media.php/1434/neandertaler_christoph_zollikofer_bearbeitet.jpg)
http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:e3hqnU-foMj_sM:http://www.wissenschaft.de/sixcms/media.php/1434/neandertaler_christoph_zollikofer_bearbeitet.jpg
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 14, 2009, 10:21:54 AM

Last beauty is Always subjective Post
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Post by: Aphos on March 14, 2009, 03:15:04 PM
Last but is the subject always beautiful? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 14, 2009, 04:30:54 PM
Last perhaps if (s)he is subject to beautification Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 14, 2009, 09:43:16 PM
Last hominidea Post
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Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 15, 2009, 02:08:40 AM
Last Post of Postiness of the day!! (Maybe)
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 15, 2009, 08:28:06 AM

Last when one day ends another begins - at least so far Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 15, 2009, 10:36:48 AM
The Hmong moose journey into knife, I prison

(http://www.harrysaarinen.com/12%203%20%20harry%20and%20knife.jpg)
http://www.harrysaarinen.com/12%203%20%20harry%20and%20knife.jpg

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Post by: Aphos on March 15, 2009, 06:13:18 PM
Last That's not a knife, THIS is a knife. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 16, 2009, 12:33:19 AM
Last I see you've played knifey-spoony before Post


Swato, could you 'splain to me how that enormous thing relates to the Hmong?
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 16, 2009, 04:50:21 AM
Not at all. Just a way to 'misspell' 'The long day's journey* into night'

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3095/2907111697_97e4929288.jpg?v=0)
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3095/2907111697_97e4929288.jpg?v=0

Last Post

*I should have used 'journal' here and 'info' instead of 'into' to make it complete
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Post by: Aphos on March 16, 2009, 02:08:23 PM
Last moose or goose? Post


(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dy5bhNJngJg/SDBoabQtxDI/AAAAAAAAAII/4lwkYqVSxzA/s400/moose_goose_small.jpg)
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Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 17, 2009, 01:59:16 AM
Last How about a Palin/Bachman GOP ticket for 2012? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 17, 2009, 04:57:31 AM
I thought the Chain-Eye part was for Joe the Fake Plumber. Bachmann would get a cabinet position (interior, homeland security or attorney general)

(http://yuho.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/26-moose.jpg?w=217&h=300)
http://yuho.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/26-moose.jpg?w=217&h=300

Last Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 17, 2009, 07:53:20 AM
LAst zombie moose post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 17, 2009, 05:02:25 PM
That's it! Republicans are zombies!

Last they eat other people's brains Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 17, 2009, 09:33:48 PM
Last doesn't seem to do the "party of ideas" any good, though Post
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Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 18, 2009, 02:54:45 AM
Last Their only idea seems to be CUT MY TAXES for the rich and WHUT DA BOSSMAN SAID for their poor (and ignorant) followers. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 18, 2009, 04:49:03 AM
Is Cheney Bela Lugosi in White Zombie?
(http://www.francescofrancavilla.com/images/blog/white_zombie_web.jpg)
http://www.francescofrancavilla.com/images/blog/white_zombie_web.jpg
Last Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 18, 2009, 07:14:09 PM
Last I think Rob Zombie might have shot him first Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 19, 2009, 02:24:40 AM
Last If I give him a dollar, will he shoot me, too? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 19, 2009, 03:15:49 AM
Last meeeybe, meeeybe Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 19, 2009, 04:56:02 AM
But for what amount of money would he shoot himself?
(http://www.lookout-below.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/giant-dog-w-gun.jpg) (http://legacyofthevortex.com/lotvpics/data/media/2/cat_gun.jpg)
http://www.lookout-below.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/giant-dog-w-gun.jpg
http://legacyofthevortex.com/lotvpics/data/media/2/cat_gun.jpg
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 19, 2009, 04:59:22 AM
None, I would think.

Last and I would be sort of sad if he did Post
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Post by: Pachyderm on March 19, 2009, 01:01:04 PM
Last who is Rob Zombie? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 19, 2009, 02:19:33 PM
You don't know?

Last me neither Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 19, 2009, 09:13:11 PM
I only know because of movie posters.
Not somebody I would like to meet without safety precautions
(http://api.ning.com/files/Kqrxha91i5N3UIHRgFYw*6AR6zcb6xpTwy78NqP6fTEb8mf6WOFtcip5iPdYa2A4J8EhMtPf4w5eyOg6qHUE6muXrkXXoXDf/robZombie.jpg)
http://api.ning.com/files/Kqrxha91i5N3UIHRgFYw*6AR6zcb6xpTwy78NqP6fTEb8mf6WOFtcip5iPdYa2A4J8EhMtPf4w5eyOg6qHUE6muXrkXXoXDf/robZombie.jpg
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Post by: Aphos on March 19, 2009, 09:19:56 PM
Last a Last Post Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 20, 2009, 01:05:22 AM
Quote from: Pachyderm on March 19, 2009, 01:01:04 PM
who is Rob Zombie?[/sub\]
Lead singer from an 80s/90s rock band called White Zombie. Went on to found his own, separate band called, predictably, Rob Zombie after WZ crumbled. He's a bit of a one-trick pony, musically, but they songs are still good, if you're in the right mood.
He also starred in a series of movies. I can't remember what they're called, but they're splatter punk slasher flicks.


Last the movies are also crap Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 20, 2009, 04:28:15 AM
Last Rob straightens up and behaves if someone tells him to cut the damn act and behave in public, or he'll be left at IHOP and can get his own damn ride back to his hotel. Post

(Damn those stupid people that get drunk and then call their sister to help them do their job....) :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 20, 2009, 04:31:09 AM
Well, zombie art should be rotten by definition.
(http://aaublog.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/whipped-cream-zombie.jpg)
http://aaublog.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/whipped-cream-zombie.jpg

But let's also not forget that this is the moose/camel year
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:YL6QeWqAAj-ZeM:http://rookery2.viary.com/storagev12/983000/983249_47fd_625x1000.jpg)
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:YL6QeWqAAj-ZeM:http://rookery2.viary.com/storagev12/983000/983249_47fd_625x1000.jpg
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 20, 2009, 05:48:11 AM
I almost fear Moosemas.

Last I will with hold the link I have on it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 21, 2009, 08:39:34 AM
How could that accident have happened  ???
(http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/pbucket/deadmoose.jpg)
http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/pbucket/deadmoose.jpg
Notice that the damage is at the back of the car.
Last mysterious moose Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 21, 2009, 07:58:37 PM
I saw an episode of Myth Busters exploring the 'best' way to crash against a moose and the results were... well, not too encouraging.

Last pretty much the best alternative to survive such encounter is not having it at all Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 22, 2009, 07:30:29 AM
Last mooseless Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 22, 2009, 08:31:38 AM
Last camelfree Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 22, 2009, 05:31:09 PM
Last Zero Llamas Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 23, 2009, 01:28:20 AM
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 23, 2009, 01:42:13 AM
Last zero zero apparently... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 23, 2009, 03:23:59 AM
Last divide llamas by zero Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 23, 2009, 04:56:16 AM
Last no llamas, camels, cameloids nor moose(s?)* in this Post

*shouldn't that be 'meese' (btw, is the plural form of 'moose' 'mooses' or 'moose' too?)
(http://schlicken.blogsome.com/images/MosesFish.jpg)
http://schlicken.blogsome.com/images/MosesFish.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 23, 2009, 05:10:34 AM
Last "Moose" I think Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 23, 2009, 05:40:17 AM
Last limit of herd as llamas approach infinity Post

(http://www.graustarkllamas.com/llamacollage5bweb.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 23, 2009, 06:45:29 AM
Last Infinite moose are still just 'moose', so this is NOTthe Million Moose March. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 23, 2009, 08:56:25 AM

Last please do not adjust your mooses Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 24, 2009, 01:04:08 AM
Last In Soviet Union, mooses adjust YOU! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 24, 2009, 03:04:14 AM
Quote from: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 24, 2009, 01:04:08 AM
Last In Soviet Union, mooses adjust YOU! Post

In petroviet canuckistan, mooses adjust your BUS!

Last http://www.cbc.ca/canada/edmonton/story/2008/02/13/hinton-crash.html Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 24, 2009, 04:58:03 AM
Let reality adjust to your moose!
(http://www.boldts.net/photos/MooseChinatown.jpeg)
http://www.boldts.net/photos/MooseChinatown.jpeg

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 24, 2009, 06:10:58 AM
Last Reality is just a crutch for those who can't adjust to the chemo drugs. * Post

* Old saying in the chemo room, where hair is optional and barf basins are mandatory!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 24, 2009, 12:20:24 PM

Last barf-basins-on-smiting-sticks people's front ! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 25, 2009, 04:08:20 AM
Last Peas be with you Post


(http://www.worldcommunitycookbook.org/season/guide/photos/peas.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 25, 2009, 04:57:55 AM
(http://snukes.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/give-peas-a-chance.jpg)
http://snukes.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/give-peas-a-chance.jpg

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 25, 2009, 01:24:41 PM
What's this?

Last veggietales? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 25, 2009, 09:55:26 PM
Last those peas have no tails Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 26, 2009, 02:52:54 AM
Last World Peas Post


(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Xl8avBz7UR0/SRLjJeT6-2I/AAAAAAAAAIA/AWZ26AvMrpw/s320/World+Peas.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 26, 2009, 05:02:52 AM
(http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lgpp30183+peas-on-earth-happy-peas-poster.jpg)
http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lgpp30183+peas-on-earth-happy-peas-poster.jpg
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 26, 2009, 06:56:00 AM
Last Moose taking a pea Post

(http://media.adn.com/smedia/2007/12/14/14/62-photo_2007_10_04_3145511.standalone.prod_affiliate.7.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 26, 2009, 11:31:44 AM

Last someone come and save us Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 26, 2009, 01:21:21 PM
Last (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/mightymouse.jpg) Post
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/mightymouse.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on March 26, 2009, 09:52:15 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on March 26, 2009, 11:31:44 AM

Last someone come and save us Post

Last Anyone in mind? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 26, 2009, 10:58:29 PM
Last Moose Crossing Post

(http://broadcasting-brain.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/newfoundland_moose_sign.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 27, 2009, 05:47:37 AM
Quote from: beagle on March 26, 2009, 09:52:15 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on March 26, 2009, 11:31:44 AM

Last someone come and save us Post

Last Anyone in mind? Post

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/95/Lancelot3344.jpg/180px-Lancelot3344.jpg)

Last a knight on a white charger with an exterminate-bad-pictures sword - maybe like this guy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 27, 2009, 01:27:01 PM
Last talk about fictional Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 27, 2009, 01:28:41 PM
(http://images.elfwood.com/art/m/e/melodypena/hatch_llama_gry_bkgrnd.gif)


Last a new llama hatchling Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 27, 2009, 06:56:23 PM
(http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn148/NTDWA/llama.jpg)
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn148/NTDWA/llama.jpg
Last alien llama Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 27, 2009, 07:20:13 PM
Quote from: Aphos on March 27, 2009, 01:28:41 PM
(http://images.elfwood.com/art/m/e/melodypena/hatch_llama_gry_bkgrnd.gif)

Last OH MY GOD Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 27, 2009, 08:05:00 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jsvm9fMije0/R-rWqKLjemI/AAAAAAAAABI/VWx2I8pjVlo/s400/LlamaTeeth.jpg)


Last llamas up close and personal Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on March 27, 2009, 10:19:40 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName link=topic=9.msg86981#msg86981
Last a knight on a white charger with an exterminate-bad-pictures sword Post

An Iconoclast in Chief? Do you get a company horse with the job?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 28, 2009, 02:30:03 AM
(http://preciousocha.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/japanese-fan.jpg)



Last Just another fan site Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 28, 2009, 07:39:34 AM
Don't underestimate the fan as a weapon of war
(http://www.fitzmuseum.cam.ac.uk/gallery/japan/gallery/KUN/kunisada/Kunisada%20Loan%20572.jpg)
http://www.fitzmuseum.cam.ac.uk/gallery/japan/gallery/KUN/kunisada/Kunisada%20Loan%20572.jpg
Last until the shit hits it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 28, 2009, 12:11:17 PM
Last Ooooo!  Oooo!  Woh!   Beagle forgot to LP the LP!!  Attention Deficit ! Decoyed by Charger!! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on March 28, 2009, 07:20:25 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on March 28, 2009, 12:11:17 PM
Last Ooooo!  Oooo!  Woh!   Beagle forgot to LP the LP!!  Attention Deficit ! Decoyed by Charger!! Post

Ever heard of recycling? There was one in the quote  ;)

But just in case, Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 28, 2009, 10:37:23 PM
Last I don't believe in recycling ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 29, 2009, 08:05:39 AM
This came up under "recycle llama"  ???
(http://www.instablogsimages.com/images/2008/06/28/llama-cargo_QBotX_5784.jpg)
http://www.instablogsimages.com/images/2008/06/28/llama-cargo_QBotX_5784.jpg
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 29, 2009, 10:32:56 AM

Last is that a tiny saddle I see? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 29, 2009, 03:00:44 PM
How do you steer it?

Last are we to believe the 'trick' is under that big white thing? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 29, 2009, 06:31:36 PM
Last doesn't look like a recycled llama to me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 29, 2009, 11:18:42 PM
Last weird Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 30, 2009, 04:50:25 AM
It's me under the hood obviously
(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k186/oferal/llama.jpg)
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k186/oferal/llama.jpg
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on March 30, 2009, 04:59:04 AM
Last I think that guy in Swato's pic lived down the street from me in New Orleans... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 30, 2009, 05:11:12 AM
Totally reminded me of her:
(http://www.jaleh.de/blog/wp-content/bilder/hamann-sofa.jpg)
http://www.jaleh.de/blog/wp-content/bilder/hamann-sofa.jpg
especially in this sketch (unfortunately not complete)
[youtube=425,350]BHaW-KxA0sg[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHaW-KxA0sg
Last in the original audio she gets a nervous breakdown at the end Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 30, 2009, 05:36:11 AM
Last Llama, Llama (sock puppet) Duck Post

(http://images.netshops.com/mgen/master:MMY026.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 30, 2009, 06:17:01 AM
Last  ::) Post

( :-*)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 30, 2009, 11:02:18 AM
Last  :sportsred: :sportswoman: :sportsbrunette: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 30, 2009, 03:50:52 PM
Last yay! bouncy girls Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 30, 2009, 07:50:46 PM

Last didn't we say bouncy girls were banned in this thread? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 31, 2009, 04:48:21 AM
No, this was supposed to be a duck-free year in this thread.

(http://www.camelproductions-store.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/OTR81m.jpg)
http://www.camelproductions-store.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/OTR81m.jpg

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 31, 2009, 08:05:30 AM
Last (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-7OQXOdZ_rA/SJx1KR39tyI/AAAAAAAABRA/YqwmtLNdBRI/s200/whyyyyy.jpg) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 31, 2009, 07:23:30 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on March 30, 2009, 07:50:46 PM

Last didn't we say bouncy girls were banned in this thread? Post

Last sorry, didn't get that memo :dontknow: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 31, 2009, 08:52:44 PM
So we have to tolerate camels, and ducks and moose but can't have bouncy girls?

Last now tell me it isn't politically correct Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 01, 2009, 02:38:27 AM
Last and hamsters...don't forget the hamsters Post*


(http://redriverpak.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/hamster.jpg)

*brought to you by R.A.T.S.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 01, 2009, 04:49:21 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 31, 2009, 08:52:44 PM
So we have to tolerate camels, and ducks and moose but can't have bouncy girls?

Last now tell me it isn't politically correct Post

As I said, no ducks this year!
Last nobody said anything about geese though Post
(http://www.citydirt.net/Geese.jpg)
http://www.citydirt.net/Geese.jpg

PS: I posted an interesting article in the Science Folder (at least I think it's interesting. Archeology is not everyone's cup of tea)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 01, 2009, 05:51:57 AM
Last Moose & Goose Post

(http://toronto.beforelastcall.com/_Global/img/users/profile/31366/tn_96.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 01, 2009, 12:01:19 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on April 01, 2009, 04:49:21 AM
PS: I posted an interesting article in the Science Folder (at least I think it's interesting. Archeology is not everyone's cup of tea)


Last didn't we say no advertising in this thread? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on April 01, 2009, 04:54:40 PM
Last better that than geese or meece Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 01, 2009, 05:02:08 PM
I recall when this thread was different, without horns or teeth.

Last nostalgic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 01, 2009, 05:13:23 PM
Since when do llamas have horns? (or for that matter: ducks (also toothless))
(http://www.lifeinthefastlane.ca/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/albino_llama_3sfw.jpg)
http://www.lifeinthefastlane.ca/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/albino_llama_3sfw.jpg

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 01, 2009, 07:24:11 PM

Last those llama legs are quite sexyhelp Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 02, 2009, 08:26:25 PM
Perhaps I can introduce you to a friend...

Last (http://mitchys.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/tumnus_faun_satyr.jpg) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 02, 2009, 10:02:13 PM

Last Yes, Yes, Yes ! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 02, 2009, 10:22:25 PM
(http://silviaolaru.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/dell-inspiron-1501-turion-64-x2-tl56.jpg)

Last...oops, wrong game...Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 02, 2009, 10:26:07 PM

Last wrong? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 03, 2009, 12:36:10 AM
Last I think I need a nap again. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: goat starer on April 03, 2009, 01:15:26 AM
Last who put that photo of me up there? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 03, 2009, 01:58:01 AM
Last Happy Cthulhu Day Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 03, 2009, 04:32:13 AM
Phnglui mwglnaf Cthulhu R'lyeh wgahnagl fhtagn!!!
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 03, 2009, 08:10:38 AM
Last Aaaaaaaaaaaargh!!! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 03, 2009, 10:16:09 AM
Iä Shub-Niggurath!
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on April 03, 2009, 10:32:30 PM
Last antsy antsy antsy! Post

BUT! It's spring break! :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 04, 2009, 05:26:31 AM
Last Spring has sprung Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 04, 2009, 08:41:18 AM
Moose in spring
(http://www.gryffyn.com/images/photos/dana/dana_new/moose_2_lg.jpg)
http://www.gryffyn.com/images/photos/dana/dana_new/moose_2_lg.jpg
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on April 04, 2009, 09:01:16 AM
Last for every moose/llama/duck/oranges slaying rakes picture you post, I shall find something annoying--fight annoying pictures, post back! Post

However, that one's kind of sweet.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 04, 2009, 09:19:37 AM
Thanks you so much! You made a humble moose very happy!
(http://www.environmentaltalk.com/wp-content/uploads/happy_moose.jpg)
http://www.environmentaltalk.com/wp-content/uploads/happy_moose.jpg
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on April 04, 2009, 09:26:01 AM
(http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/23-End%20of%20Month/rosie-oterror.jpg)

Last You made me do it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 04, 2009, 09:28:34 PM
Last the llamas are taking over Post


(http://thefarwright.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/llama.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 05, 2009, 07:41:23 AM
Only over his cold dead body
(http://image64.webshots.com/164/2/0/74/515320074faDbZO_ph.jpg)
http://image64.webshots.com/164/2/0/74/515320074faDbZO_ph.jpg
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 05, 2009, 10:54:39 PM
Last someone forbade you ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 06, 2009, 02:53:22 AM
Last a llama all dressed up and no where to go Post


(http://www.photoseek.com/peru/03PER-41-16A-LlamaTassles.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 06, 2009, 04:05:42 AM
Last pictureless Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 06, 2009, 04:28:05 AM
Last ditto Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 06, 2009, 06:44:07 AM
Last plain Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 06, 2009, 11:59:19 AM

Last transparent Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 06, 2009, 12:02:10 PM
Last panicalllama Post
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_LbccUVbSRd8/R1Wa4bXSaUI/AAAAAAAABV4/3sTNkIK4K9k/s400/llama_knuttz.jpg)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_LbccUVbSRd8/R1Wa4bXSaUI/AAAAAAAABV4/3sTNkIK4K9k/s400/llama_knuttz.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 06, 2009, 12:03:10 PM
Last the quality of mercy is strained Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 06, 2009, 12:07:40 PM
Last seek for the link that was broken... Post

(http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/359/llama0003av7.png)
http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/359/llama0003av7.png
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 06, 2009, 05:55:11 PM
Oh well...

Last reinstalling windows ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 07, 2009, 04:40:32 AM
Last Qwertz the keyboard nevermore Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 08, 2009, 05:06:34 AM
Last hamsters be good pirates Post


(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OBCprdLoENk/RZ2-CilRWmI/AAAAAAAAALA/7T-6lHzHVtM/s400/fufu_pirate.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 08, 2009, 03:58:25 PM
A hamster with a (photochopped] cockatiel?

Last what about a gerbil with a budgie? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 08, 2009, 08:59:40 PM
That makes the moose very angry!
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:5OEMXpB9lTfs9M:http://www.moose-pictures.com/angry-moose.gif)
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:5OEMXpB9lTfs9M:http://www.moose-pictures.com/angry-moose.gif
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 08, 2009, 09:58:00 PM
Why?

Last and what about those angered by moose? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 09, 2009, 04:36:36 AM
Last Moose are often angry, over that whole mooses/meeces thing, because not everybody remembers that the correct line is "I hates MEECES to pieces." Not mooses, meeces. That's my story, and I'm stickin' to it, anyhoo... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 09, 2009, 04:39:22 AM
Well, Chatty makes the moose happy
(http://i.rentalo.com/images/Anchorage-Home-House-p_104953_6880580l.jpg)
http://i.rentalo.com/images/Anchorage-Home-House-p_104953_6880580l.jpg
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 09, 2009, 08:38:20 AM
Last Beware of moose biker gangs Post


(https://www.noahsanimalfigurines.com/catalog/images/Moose%20on%20Motorcycle.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on April 09, 2009, 09:05:50 AM
Last  ::) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 09, 2009, 11:57:08 AM
This looks like a bearmoose (that can transform into a polar bear when made angry)
(http://media.photobucket.com/image/angry%20moose/huntwriter/OWOV/white_moose.jpg)
http://media.photobucket.com/image/angry%20moose/huntwriter/OWOV/white_moose.jpg
Last or is it half way to llama? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on April 09, 2009, 09:54:42 PM
Last The Werepolar Bears do not approve Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 10, 2009, 12:32:53 AM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KhDOPABgPZ0/RdSc00kMxSI/AAAAAAAAAGM/NHBsZuP8-FM/s200/heyllama.jpg)


Last Study the Way of the Llama Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 10, 2009, 08:49:54 AM
But behold the mystic power of the moose!
(http://invisibleman.com/archives/glowing-moose.jpg)
http://invisibleman.com/archives/glowing-moose.jpg
Last moosetic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 10, 2009, 01:13:44 PM
Last picless Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on April 10, 2009, 06:26:09 PM
Last contrary Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 10, 2009, 10:10:04 PM
Last au contraire Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 11, 2009, 04:44:03 AM
(http://whatnonsense.com/images/wallpapers/thumbs/llama-beware-thumb.jpg)

Last beware of those that know the Way of the Llama Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on April 11, 2009, 08:32:02 AM
Last would rather be a zenarchist Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 11, 2009, 09:07:07 AM
(http://images7.cafepress.com/nocache/product/2769457v2147483647_350x350_Front.jpg)
http://images7.cafepress.com/nocache/product/2769457v2147483647_350x350_Front.jpg
Last magic moose Post

I prefer the mystic one
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 11, 2009, 06:24:02 PM
Last in that case I prefer the IPU Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 12, 2009, 05:10:17 AM
Last I don't know what it is, but it looks cool Post


(http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/1/2/3/8/7/0/MTS2_smithycpl_648511_snapshot_54069cdd_f42d70b4.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on April 12, 2009, 05:14:32 AM
Last I'm going to start posting Portal screen caps Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 12, 2009, 09:50:43 AM
(http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:9cmyIXVmpPWXeM:http://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/1/0/8/9/8/2/2/webimg/218829228_o.jpg)
http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:9cmyIXVmpPWXeM:http://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/1/0/8/9/8/2/2/webimg/218829228_o.jpg
Last another mystic moose Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 12, 2009, 11:54:25 AM
(http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/aia/lowres/aian11l.jpg)


Last the llama as artist Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 12, 2009, 06:07:10 PM
Scrib, Portal is fine I think.

Last I may post some from S.T.A.L.K.E.R., F.E.A.R. or Bioshock Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 12, 2009, 06:21:36 PM
That somhow looks van-Goghy
(http://www.dailypainters.com/images/origs/666/wyoming_moose_wild_life_art.jpg)
http://www.dailypainters.com/images/origs/666/wyoming_moose_wild_life_art.jpg
Last image of the artist as a young moose Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 13, 2009, 12:46:49 AM
(http://www.ripten.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/big_daddy_wwf.jpg)
http://www.ripten.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/big_daddy_wwf.jpg
Last he is looking at you, kid Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 13, 2009, 01:32:14 AM

is this sthill the Last Post thread cos it sure as hell doesn't look like it Last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 13, 2009, 02:51:28 AM
(http://www.tripandom.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/llama-trek.gif)

Last young llamas in love Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 13, 2009, 10:15:16 AM
(http://www.horst-walther.de/travel/danakil/images/1977_camels_in_love.jpg)
http://www.horst-walther.de/travel/danakil/images/1977_camels_in_love.jpg
(http://www.wyomingoutdoorsradio.com/love%20moose%204%20read.JPG)
http://www.wyomingoutdoorsradio.com/love%20moose%204%20read.JPG
Last Aber der Koyote überschreitet die Gebote Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 13, 2009, 10:46:00 AM
(http://www.lifeinthefastlane.ca/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/albino_llama_3sfw.jpg)


Last Llama - Lord of all it surveys Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 13, 2009, 11:09:39 AM
Don't anger King Moose
(http://image64.webshots.com/164/2/0/74/515320074faDbZO_ph.jpg)
http://images.google.de/imgres?imgurl=http://image64.webshots.com/164/2/0/74/515320074faDbZO_ph.jpg&imgrefurl=http://home-and-garden.webshots.com/photo/1515320074066716370faDbZO&usg=__xWuuSN7OOaCngc7wNozTu9B-efY=&h=600&w=800&sz=107&hl=de&start=10&tbnid=VKiv1D2j_EA7jM:&tbnh=107&tbnw=143&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dking%2Bmoose%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Dde%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:de:official%26sa%3DG%26newwindow%3D1
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 13, 2009, 04:39:53 PM
I'll post a more soothing image:
(http://christophersmark.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/warlock-brings-fear.jpg)
http://christophersmark.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/warlock-brings-fear.jpg
Last ::) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 13, 2009, 10:05:38 PM

Last ffs Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 14, 2009, 04:40:31 AM
(http://www.wolf-ruediger-marunde.de/cartoons_01/cartoons01Bilder/0404_schnepfenElch.jpg)
http://www.wolf-ruediger-marunde.de/cartoons_01/cartoons01Bilder/0404_schnepfenElch.jpg
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 14, 2009, 02:13:48 PM
I understand some of it (more than I expected TTTT).

Last what's the something that is with its wife in Mallorca? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 14, 2009, 03:13:28 PM
Left bird: Who's that snipe/woodcock* on your left antler
Moose: Oh, just a loose contact
Right bird: I thought his wife was in Mallorca already

*snipe/woodcock: in German also (pejorative) slang for a certain type of women

Last Post
(http://blog.al.com/jdcrowe/2008/09/9-9-083moose.jpg)
http://blog.al.com/jdcrowe/2008/09/9-9-083moose.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 15, 2009, 05:04:25 AM
Last What's with the ton 'o pics making THIS thread a long load-up as well? :-\ Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 15, 2009, 05:18:18 AM
Last a little girl and her fearless guard llama Post


(http://www.horizonsunlimited.com/newsletter/images2009/2009-03_shee-Itsallama.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 15, 2009, 08:19:44 AM
It goes with the year of moose and camel (following the year of the duck)
(http://alpaka-universum.de/images/kamele_alte_welt.jpg)
http://alpaka-universum.de/images/kamele_alte_welt.jpg
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 15, 2009, 11:48:45 PM
Last What would life be like without llamas? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 16, 2009, 02:13:59 AM
Last you're talking about the Incas, right? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 16, 2009, 04:16:05 AM
Last Imagine a world without llamas, if you can. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 16, 2009, 04:53:32 AM
Hare Llama, Hare Llama!
(http://www.goodharedaze.com/fiberfestweb.gif)
http://www.goodharedaze.com/fiberfestweb.gif
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 19, 2009, 07:17:14 AM
Last We deliver llamas anytime, anywhere. Post


(http://www.thehatchreport.com/images/llama.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 19, 2009, 08:09:57 AM
Our moose fly by themselves
(http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/images/me/MEGREflymoose.jpg)
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/images/me/MEGREflymoose.jpg
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on April 19, 2009, 10:36:53 AM
Last I'm dreading Moosemas Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 19, 2009, 11:03:02 AM
Quote from: Scriblerus the Philosophe on April 19, 2009, 10:36:53 AM
Last I'm dreading Moosemas Post

Well, it's in the urban dictionary
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=moosemas%20day

and then there's this
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/104/308889989_f49ceba5aa.jpg?v=0)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/104/308889989_f49ceba5aa.jpg?v=0
Last Post

Btw, is this a llama or a blancmanger disguised as one?
(http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:EVlfH4GdfY6zVM:http://www.llonepinefarm.com/images/White%2520llama%2520laying%2520down_edited-2.jpg)
http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:EVlfH4GdfY6zVM:http://www.llonepinefarm.com/images/White%2520llama%2520laying%2520down_edited-2.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 19, 2009, 03:49:18 PM
(http://www.mountlehmanllamas.com/vincent-sleeping.jpg)


Last let sleeping llamas lie Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 19, 2009, 06:06:23 PM
Last and don't disturb the sleeping kangaroo Post

(https://www.northrup.org/Photos/Kangaroo/low/kangaroo-laying8.jpg)
https://www.northrup.org/Photos/Kangaroo/low/kangaroo-laying8.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on April 20, 2009, 07:19:21 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on April 19, 2009, 11:03:02 AM

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/104/308889989_f49ceba5aa.jpg?v=0)
Sooo cute!

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 20, 2009, 08:04:58 AM
So is this
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3124/3100147187_e87a67e3f9_t.jpg)
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3124/3100147187_e87a67e3f9_t.jpg
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 20, 2009, 08:58:33 AM
(http://www.rosebudllamasutah.com/img20.jpg)

Last Leaping Llamas! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 20, 2009, 10:15:15 AM
I would almost have taken that for a kangaroo.

But what the netherworld is that?
(http://www.lifeinthefastlane.ca/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/albino_kangaroo_1sfw.jpg)
http://www.lifeinthefastlane.ca/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/albino_kangaroo_1sfw.jpg
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 20, 2009, 02:15:01 PM
Last A lab rat with a thyroid condition? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 20, 2009, 02:44:31 PM
We disagree
(http://www.photoshoptalent.com/images/contests/white%20rat/fullsize/white%20rat_475dcd579f7fe.jpg)
http://www.photoshoptalent.com/images/contests/white%20rat/fullsize/white%20rat_475dcd579f7fe.jpg
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 20, 2009, 03:37:26 PM
Last Mad science rat experiments lead to monstrous result Post

(http://wandermans-realm.dk/img/zombierat.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 20, 2009, 04:07:39 PM
Something went horribly wrong in here

Last :-[ Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on April 20, 2009, 08:29:24 PM
LAst zombie rat Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 21, 2009, 01:37:40 AM
Last where are the experiments on mad scientists themselves * Post

*or is it hidden in the Houses of Parliament?


and where is Beagle's Last post analysis ?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 21, 2009, 05:01:25 AM
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2108/2074588469_ab42cc9bd8_o.jpg)
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2108/2074588469_ab42cc9bd8_o.jpg
(http://zombiedude18.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/zombie-moose.png)
http://zombiedude18.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/zombie-moose.png
Last Not much useful in the way of zombie moose to be found on google Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 21, 2009, 06:22:54 AM
(http://www.clubhousewreckards.com/images/madscientist.jpg)


Last   :bwa:   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 21, 2009, 04:39:27 PM
(http://kungfurodeo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/afro_samurai_maquette.jpg)
http://kungfurodeo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/afro_samurai_maquette.jpg

Edit: Sorry, I took this for the picture association thread.
Last that one was located between the counting and the asscociation in the unread list Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 22, 2009, 04:18:02 PM
Last how about we skip pictures in this thread for a while? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on April 22, 2009, 08:34:27 PM
Last amen Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 22, 2009, 11:04:56 PM
Last that would probably mean an Admin barring Swato from posting here ;) Post

ps. we haven't had a poll for ages....... teehee!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 23, 2009, 05:09:02 AM
Ok, but then I have to waste space in other ways.

Moose Llama Moose Llama Moose Llama Camel Moose Llama Moose Llama Moose Llama Camel Moose Llama Moose Llama Moose Llama Camel Moose Llama Moose Llama Moose Llama Camel Moose Llama Moose Llama Moose Llama Camel Moose Llama Moose Llama Moose Llama Camel Moose Llama Moose Llama Moose Llama Camel Moose Llama Moose Llama Moose Llama Camel guanaco Moose Llama Moose Llama Moose Llama Camel Moose Llama Moose Llama Moose Llama Camel Moose Llama Moose Llama Moose Llama Camel Moose Llama Moose Llama Moose Llama Camel Moose Llama Moose Llama Moose Llama Camel dromedar Moose Llama Moose Llama Moose Llama Camel Moose Llama Moose Llama Moose Llama Camel Moose Llama Moose Llama Moose Llama Camel Moose Llama Moose Llama Moose Llama Camel Elen Moose Llama Moose Llama Moose Llama Camel Moose Llama Moose Llama Moose Llama Camel Moose Llama Moose Llama Moose Llama Camel Moose Llama Moose Llama Moose Llama Camel Moose Llama Moose Llama Moose Llama Camel alpaca Moose Llama Moose Llama Moose Llama Camel Moose Llama Moose Llama Moose Llama Camel Moose Llama Moose Llama Moose Llama Camel Moose Llama Moose Llama Moose Llama Camel Moose Llama Moose Llama Moose Llama Camel Last Post Moose Llama Moose Llama Moose Llama Camel Moose Llama Moose Llama Moose Llama Camel Moose Llama Moose Llama Moose Llama Camel Moose Llama Moose Llama Moose Llama Camel Moose Llama Moose Llama Moose Llama Camel Moose Llama Moose Llama Moose Llama Camel Moose Llama Moose Llama Moose Llama Camel Eohippus Moose Llama Moose Llama Moose Llama Camel Moose Llama Moose Llama Moose Llama Camel Moose Llama Moose Llama Moose Llama Camel
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on April 23, 2009, 06:31:38 AM
Last forgetful Swato Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 23, 2009, 08:13:51 AM

Last 10 words minimum should maybe 10 words maximum Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 23, 2009, 08:16:08 AM
Quote from: Scriblerus the Philosophe on April 23, 2009, 06:31:38 AM
Last forgetful Swato Post

If you take a closer look, there is Last Post in the third line from the bottom  :mrgreen:
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 23, 2009, 08:18:38 AM

Last I looked but I was blind Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 23, 2009, 01:01:04 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on April 23, 2009, 08:18:38 AM

Last I looked but I was blind Post

You are excused. It was in a smaller font :mrgreen:

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 23, 2009, 08:07:27 PM
Is that security by obscurity?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on April 23, 2009, 10:16:34 PM
Freeeeooowwwww!

what's up you crazy cats and contraptions?

Last I know at least one of you is secretly a robot Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on April 23, 2009, 11:22:32 PM
Sorry, that's me.

Last domo erogato, Miz Reboto Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 23, 2009, 11:51:44 PM

Last is that the real Qwerty or merely a ghostly look-a-like? I need to know before sqealing with delight. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 24, 2009, 04:41:40 AM
I guess (and fear) some evil mad scientist (don't look at me!) spliced Qwerty and E.Raser  :o
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Chatty on April 24, 2009, 06:25:55 AM
Last Hi Q!! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 24, 2009, 08:53:34 AM
Last hope he stays for a while  :) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on April 24, 2009, 09:03:49 AM
Of course you bloody well do! :D

Ciò è una linea casuale di lingua sconosciuta per rifornire il sospetto e la cospirazione di combustibile! Sulla protezione!

Last But who knows? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 24, 2009, 10:42:22 AM
oS eehrt is a biiilopssty ahtt ouy illw asty?
aLst aaabcehillpt oPst
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on April 24, 2009, 10:54:23 AM
I always want to. but then I get busy, don't have time to respond, email updates stop coming, ect.

Last Don't be surprised if I disappear again, just yell at me to come back *looks at Kanaloa* Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 24, 2009, 09:25:35 PM

Last I yell a lot anyway so you'd not notice it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 25, 2009, 07:45:26 AM
So, you are the mad Baggins disappearing with thunder and lightning and reappearing with gold and jewels?
Leave some of it for us!!!  :mrgreen:
---
And now for something completely different:
I doubt that Yoo and Bybee ever expected to be immortalized in song with their own judicial prose
[youtube=425,350]sJSXbA9j0Js[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJSXbA9j0Js

Last horrified Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 25, 2009, 08:00:28 PM
Last no humble thoughts whatsoever Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 25, 2009, 09:16:18 PM

Perhaps Swato has had the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 26, 2009, 01:18:54 AM
Last and perhaps not Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 26, 2009, 08:38:44 AM

Last well, whatever. Q used the B word !! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 26, 2009, 10:20:28 AM
Qwerty la vista, Griffin?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 26, 2009, 11:21:57 AM

Last I never speak foreign Post


Ha! Ha!  You should have heard me speaking French to my French friends mother (who has no English) when I phoned her by mistake but didn't realise my mistake........ LOL! a conversation for some comedian to play with
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on April 26, 2009, 04:51:44 PM
Bloody is an excellent word. There's two British DJs at split infinity radio, so sometimes I emulate then.

Last My girlfriend likes my British accent, so I sort of owe all my internet friends across the pond. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 26, 2009, 06:10:28 PM
For some reason unknown to me this third of an episode of Dilbert is "unavailable in your country" (while the other 89 pose no problem).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQPU_T9Kzvg (The Knack part 3/3)
Could someone else download it (as .flv) for me and send me a copy (or park it somewhere where I can lay my hand on it)?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 26, 2009, 06:52:14 PM
(http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/2778/fearblackpreviewaf5.gif)

Last beware the rabbit with the switchblade...Ka-Click Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 26, 2009, 07:18:25 PM
So, that was the Last picture-free Post?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 26, 2009, 08:56:07 PM

Last Three Bloodies and you forfeit a danish - I am into inventing rules now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 26, 2009, 11:01:36 PM
Mommy, what does it mean when someone calls me bloody b@$tard?

Last :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on April 26, 2009, 11:41:18 PM
What? You don't want me to emulate Britishisms?

Last assuming that made up word doesn't offend you Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on April 27, 2009, 12:22:33 AM
I think that's a real word.

Last but I don't think you spelled it right Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on April 27, 2009, 12:33:05 AM
British-isms?

Last hyphens... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 27, 2009, 12:57:18 AM
Last Brit-isms I believe Post

...but I expect Beagle is the best authority on this ;) ;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on April 27, 2009, 02:34:16 AM
but it would be Americanism, not America-ism, right? Or is this a vowel/consontant ending thing.

Last drop the why and at eye e, ess Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 27, 2009, 04:34:32 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on April 26, 2009, 06:10:28 PM
For some reason unknown to me this third of an episode of Dilbert is "unavailable in your country" (while the other 89 pose no problem).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQPU_T9Kzvg (The Knack part 3/3)
Could someone else download it (as .flv) for me and send me a copy (or park it somewhere where I can lay my hands on it)?

Last Post

For lack of reaction I repeat myself
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 27, 2009, 12:18:09 PM

Repetition is useless. You must shout louder. At least that is what we English do in the face of such a situation.

Last I believe it would be Americ-ism Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on April 27, 2009, 12:39:20 PM
You forgot adding "-o" to the end of words to make them "foreign". And sending in gunboats.

"Do you have a flag? No? Well, we do...."


Last Days of the Raj Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 27, 2009, 12:45:23 PM

Last we didn't forget them Sunny Jim Me Lad; the riot police are followin' on with 'em Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 27, 2009, 12:56:40 PM
Quote from: Pachyderm on April 27, 2009, 12:39:20 PM
You forgot adding "-o" to the end of words to make them "foreign". And sending in gunboats.

"Do you have a flag? No? Well, we do...."


Last Days of the Raj Post
OK-o!
(http://www.americanrevolution.com/ValcourGunboat.jpg)(http://www.textilwelt24.com/images/1903-1918.bmp)
http://www.americanrevolution.com/ValcourGunboat.jpg
Quote from: Swatopluk on April 26, 2009, 06:10:28 PM
For some reason unknown to me this third of an episode of Dilbert is "unavailable in your country" (while the other 89 pose no problem).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQPU_T9Kzvg (The Knack part 3/3)
Could someone else download it (as .flv) for me and send me a copy (or park it somewhere where I can lay my hand on it)?

Last Post

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 27, 2009, 05:38:59 PM
Are you saying that you cannot see any of these?
[youtube=425,350]1P9kuD0-Nfw[/youtube]
[youtube=425,350]gy0rT8MBbhs[/youtube]
[youtube=425,350]oQPU_T9Kzvg[/youtube]
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 27, 2009, 06:56:38 PM

Look this is the LAST POST topic.

It just isn't cricket all this stuff going on.

Decease or one of the Admiins (probably me) will definitely take the LP and you know you'll regret it ;)

LAST non-adulterated POST
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on April 27, 2009, 07:39:14 PM
*chirp* *chirp*

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 27, 2009, 10:08:31 PM

That's better.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on April 28, 2009, 01:05:59 AM
So I can has danish?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 28, 2009, 03:00:29 AM
The Last Post and Bakery Shop, now?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on April 28, 2009, 03:31:24 AM
Last Gyros, anyone? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on April 28, 2009, 04:12:26 AM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on April 28, 2009, 03:31:24 AM
Gyros, anyone?
Oh god. I love gyros. They and the baklava are why I go to Greek festivals.


Last I'm hungry now :( Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 28, 2009, 04:44:57 AM
I can't see the third of those Dilbert episode fragments, the others are OK. As I said, of a total of 90 I get 89 but this one is tagged 'not available in your country or domain'. I would be grateful for anyone downloading it (as .flv) and making it available to me.
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 28, 2009, 05:18:33 AM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on April 28, 2009, 03:31:24 AM
Last Gyros, anyone? Post

I put a mini rotisserie for Gyros in my car... 


Last autogyros for everyone! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on April 28, 2009, 05:25:35 AM
oh Hai Agujjie!

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 28, 2009, 05:26:10 AM
HAI!!!


I CAN HAZ LAST POZT NOW?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on April 28, 2009, 05:27:26 AM
NO.

Last catlol Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on April 28, 2009, 05:57:38 AM
OOOO, we're all gonna die

last doomed by swine flupost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on April 28, 2009, 07:42:51 AM
Last feh. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on April 28, 2009, 07:44:22 AM
Last meh Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 28, 2009, 10:59:49 AM
Last bleat Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 28, 2009, 12:04:22 PM
I finally looked up Gyros - I had no idea they were food. In the UK (spelt different but then I assumed that was merely the usual language adulteration) they are something quite different (http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/business-news/2009/03/17/campaign-launched-to-bring-back-post-office-s-giro-bank-86908-21204370/) and none of your posts have ever made sense to me, but have made enough sort of mad sense for me to pass over without actually checking for meaning.  I was always thinking you were all waiting for your Giro to turn up, like we wait for our ships to come in. :ROFL:

Last real Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on April 28, 2009, 07:37:03 PM
Last f'real Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 28, 2009, 07:51:08 PM
Last eating a gyro in an autogyro Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on April 29, 2009, 01:09:09 AM
Quote from: Scriblerus the Philosophe on April 28, 2009, 07:42:51 AM
Last feh. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 29, 2009, 08:17:22 AM
Still nobody who could download from youtube and send me that last third of the Dilbert episode The Knack?
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on April 29, 2009, 08:21:18 AM
Last Autogyrocombustible Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 29, 2009, 08:35:51 AM
Last nuclear powered gearbox Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on April 29, 2009, 08:37:30 AM
Last Internal Combustion Clock Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 29, 2009, 08:40:34 AM
Last wind powered radio Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on April 29, 2009, 08:44:28 AM
Last Solar Powered Underwear Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 29, 2009, 12:06:26 PM
I think you confuse that with soil covered underwear (=soiled)
Last biopower Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 29, 2009, 05:39:43 PM
It was my intention to do it but I haven't had the chance, whenever I try something arises. As soon as I can I'll put it somewhere.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on April 29, 2009, 07:34:12 PM
Last I'm helping! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on April 29, 2009, 09:16:57 PM
LAst I'm not! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 30, 2009, 08:03:36 AM
Resistance is mooseless!
(http://www.themoosestore.com/images/8-pink_soft.jpg)
http://www.themoosestore.com/images/8-pink_soft.jpg
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on April 30, 2009, 10:44:50 AM
Last d'aww post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 30, 2009, 03:12:10 PM
Wait, there's more
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/41/74763509_2db51de048.jpg?v=0)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/41/74763509_2db51de048.jpg?v=0
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on April 30, 2009, 09:05:32 PM
Last yeah, that one is just repulsive Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on April 30, 2009, 09:49:21 PM
^ That.

Last even the pattern is ugly Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 01, 2009, 07:13:43 AM
Last v Iprobably agree. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 01, 2009, 10:46:51 AM
I ((http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2093/2225084514_15e07a9672.jpg)) find it lovely  :mrgreen:

Last representative statement of the log cabin moose faction Post

Still no news on that Dilbert episode?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 01, 2009, 10:50:27 AM
Last not if you keep posting moose-demons Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 01, 2009, 11:48:19 AM
Well, I think Nosferllama has something to say on this
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2006/2078169355_7b6a166f02.jpg)
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2006/2078169355_7b6a166f02.jpg
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on May 01, 2009, 07:27:02 PM
Last llama demons are also banned demons Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: roystonoboogie on May 01, 2009, 07:58:53 PM
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2006/2078169355_7b6a166f02.jpg)
I think that llama is related to the rabbit from "Donnie Darko":
(http://www.depooter.org/images/DonnieDarko.jpg)
Chill out and dig a Highland Cow instead:
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3582/3489510632_8ba72d7e57.jpg)
Last post.

(Hi! s'been a while!)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 01, 2009, 10:06:07 PM
Last why do i think that second picture would be well-suited to the next Indiana Jones movie? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 02, 2009, 12:32:06 AM

Last hi there royston- but you failed to keep the last of the lasts Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 02, 2009, 01:36:24 AM
Last Royston? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on May 02, 2009, 03:02:28 AM
Last a yak attack Post

(http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~marcsulf/yak/yaks.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 02, 2009, 11:40:26 AM
Those are not yaks but musk oxen

apropos musk
(http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,124531,00.jpg)
http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,124531,00.jpg
Last there are deer with vampire fangs Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 02, 2009, 06:58:26 PM
Last Cleaning musk ox is very very easy mate, musk ox is not very dirty Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on May 03, 2009, 08:24:58 AM
Last nooooooo... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 03, 2009, 08:39:06 AM
Say hello to our little friend!
(http://i13.ebayimg.com/04/s/000/77/36/9145_2.JPG)
http://i13.ebayimg.com/04/s/000/77/36/9145_2.JPG
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 03, 2009, 02:56:22 PM
Last Feeling nostalgic or something, Swatty? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on May 03, 2009, 08:11:55 PM
Last wiener schnitzel Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 03, 2009, 08:16:35 PM
Last gahzunteight post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 04, 2009, 04:44:00 AM
(http://www.thechemblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/vindaloo.gif)
http://www.thechemblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/vindaloo.gif
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 04, 2009, 12:33:02 PM

Last it's always so upsetting visiting this thread Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 04, 2009, 02:30:49 PM
Maybe offset suits you better
(http://www.erawanet.com/images/hp_series2000.jpg)
http://www.erawanet.com/images/hp_series2000.jpg
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 04, 2009, 05:59:01 PM

Last plain old last posts suit me thank you; and whatever happened to Last Post Word Bingo? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 04, 2009, 08:26:01 PM
Last have we ever done that here? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 04, 2009, 09:08:08 PM
Last surprisingly from time to time Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 04, 2009, 09:09:45 PM
Last just like my activity... XD Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 04, 2009, 09:24:01 PM
Last I just searched for LPWB and got informed "You may have meant to search for pleb." Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on May 04, 2009, 09:44:49 PM
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 04, 2009, 09:50:46 PM

After extensive research, Pachy was the last LPWB winner and currently has a word in. So far he has only given one clue and that was in April 2008. But elephants do have long memories.

Quote from: Pachyderm
The clue is:

Ian Fleming should have had one on his boat.

Last LPWB get guesing you layabouts and quit with the scary pictures ;D Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 05, 2009, 12:06:48 AM
Last an explosive pen? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 05, 2009, 08:07:12 AM
A flemingo?
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on May 05, 2009, 08:49:09 AM
Last la la la! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 05, 2009, 11:13:09 AM

I do hope we are not going to get a flood of pictures of compromised flamingos !



Last epxloding pens are a good idea anywhere Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on May 05, 2009, 12:19:21 PM
last we are on page 660 so soon we will be on page 666 - oh shivers of anticipation at the thought post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 05, 2009, 01:53:51 PM
a flemingthrower?
safety bonds?

Last devil (http://www.birdwalking.ca/pblog/thumbnails/thumb_20070408161937_grotesque.jpg) moose? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 07, 2009, 04:13:33 PM
Last did the devil moose eat everybody? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on May 07, 2009, 05:17:22 PM
Now that Grif has reminded me what the LPWB word is, a clue.

"I think he's attempting re-entry, Sir!"


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 07, 2009, 08:23:10 PM
A Shuttle?

Last or a frogman? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on May 07, 2009, 09:39:33 PM
Last crazy frog brothers? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 08, 2009, 08:11:07 AM
An escape capsule?
or simply condoms?  ;)

Last Moose also use condoms (http://www.bluesaccess.com/No_37/BlueMoose.gif) Post
http://www.bluesaccess.com/No_37/BlueMoose.gif
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on May 08, 2009, 10:43:56 AM
A shuttle is involved.

Also, I seem to recall an escape pod.

Last Lost in Space... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 08, 2009, 01:31:06 PM
Ah, the spirit of free enterprise. Are any droids involved too?
Last man the rocket launcher! Play the Stalin Organ! Oye Katjusha! Post

You remember that proper nouns are disqualified in the LPWB?
(http://www.strangehorizons.com/2006/20060102/moose.jpg)
http://www.strangehorizons.com/2006/20060102/moose.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 08, 2009, 04:38:00 PM
Last these aren't the droids you're looking for Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 09, 2009, 08:03:58 AM
The corrugated interrogator rules!
Last I just wanted to say that. I don't claim it makes any sense post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 09, 2009, 03:20:38 PM
I'm sure it would make perfect sense for countless interrogators over the ages.

Last plenty torture tools are corrugated Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 09, 2009, 11:23:13 PM

Last it makes as much sense as cardboard razors Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on May 10, 2009, 01:47:30 AM
Hmmm, less than 100 posts until the 10,000th

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on May 10, 2009, 08:32:51 AM
Last the FINAL countdown! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 10, 2009, 11:49:17 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on May 09, 2009, 11:23:13 PM

Last it makes as much sense as cardboard razors Post

Don't tell me! I have quite an ugly papercut on my left hand right now.

Last The term 'paperknife' is ambiguous Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 11, 2009, 03:43:29 AM
Last it is scary! :help: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 11, 2009, 04:48:21 AM
How would a paperknife do in paper stone scissors?

Last and what about petroglyphs? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 11, 2009, 09:26:19 AM

Last and what about knifepaper? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 11, 2009, 10:16:43 AM
There are also stone knifes and paper scissors

Last demonstrating genitivus objectivus vs. genitivus subjectivus Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 11, 2009, 03:56:00 PM

Last cut out the Last Post and make it into a chain of dancing laadies Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on May 11, 2009, 04:02:12 PM
Last it is a noun, in origin. It has also been used as a proper noun for the purposes of Bond films Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 12, 2009, 08:04:32 AM
Well, it can't be 'bond' himself.
But what about bondgirl/bondgirls?  ;D
Last I don't know whether James is into bondage. I thought he had other perversions Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on May 12, 2009, 10:16:07 AM
No, slightly more abstract than that. As an object there are more than one in the eponymous film.


Last obtuse post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 12, 2009, 12:16:50 PM
Abstinence until marriage is not enough!
http://www.tennessean.com/article/20090503/FEATURES01/905030360
:Elk_ThumbDown:

Last I fear that is not a satire although it sounds like The Onion Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 12, 2009, 12:26:14 PM

Last and I fear satire would be quite comical Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on May 13, 2009, 12:05:36 AM
Last  :-* Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 13, 2009, 04:32:46 AM
Last Yawn! It's too early in the morning Post

Btw, did you kniw that Konfuzius invented confusion?
[youtube=425,350]MgALNkRmwh4&hl=de[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgALNkRmwh4&hl=de
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 13, 2009, 02:30:09 PM

Last I thought Cassandra invented confusion ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 13, 2009, 02:39:23 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 13, 2009, 04:32:46 AM
Btw, did you kniw that Konfuzius invented confusion?
OMG!

Last validating stereotypes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 13, 2009, 06:52:33 PM
Now, what wisdom will Miss Canada give us?

Last Miss Mexico will only sneeze at US, I presume Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on May 13, 2009, 09:10:54 PM
Last she has gifted us with Wolverine Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 13, 2009, 10:02:12 PM
Aren't beauty pageants a freak show?

Last in some they have to prove that they aren't completely stupid making it even worse than it was before Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 14, 2009, 08:06:00 AM
And now for something completely different:

A cow in Turkey has smashed a bust of state founder (and idol) Mustafa Kemal Atatürk.
Since any insult to Atatürk is a serious crime there is an official investigation and interrogation of all dwellers in the village where it happened.
The cow has been, for its own safety, moved to a different village.
http://www.todayszaman.com/tz-web/detaylar.do?load=detay&link=175113&bolum=101

Last can a cow be lynched? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 14, 2009, 01:36:05 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 14, 2009, 08:06:00 AM
Last can a cow be lynched? Post

Last yes if it is the lynch pin of the village Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 14, 2009, 03:14:21 PM
Can't come up with a witty answer to that at the moment.
And, not being a Bond expert, neither do I about the LPWB word.
Last lotus seat Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 14, 2009, 04:21:33 PM
Oooh Paaa-chyyy...

Last we need more clues Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 14, 2009, 09:09:54 PM
Clues, glorious clues...
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 15, 2009, 01:07:29 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 14, 2009, 09:09:54 PM
Clues, glorious clues...


......Don't care what they look like --

Last Swato attempts to turn the LP into the Lyrics topic; soon all topics will be here Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on May 15, 2009, 03:55:20 AM
As of now, I have almost no incentive to stay at my new job.

Last cock roaches + (-my friend) + a bum for a boss = look around again Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 15, 2009, 04:35:07 AM
Unfortunately amok runs are not impropving the resumè  ;)

Last So, you decapitated your former boss and 3 colleagues defending him? With a meat cleaver?  I am not sure that your personality would fit in here as well as we would like Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on May 15, 2009, 05:03:01 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 15, 2009, 04:35:07 AM
Unfortunately amok runs are not impropving the resumè  ;)
This part makes me sad.

Last time to cultivate my connections with little old ladies who like to give clever girls jobs Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 15, 2009, 05:53:51 AM
Remember that there is no such thing as the perfect job.

Last @$$holes reproduce by spontaneous generation Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 15, 2009, 09:43:17 AM
aka repooduction of induhviduals

Last Trou de cul est toujours debout Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on May 15, 2009, 10:39:38 AM
Last Actually, I feel I have the perfect job. Perfect for me, anyway, might not suit other people, but I love it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 15, 2009, 12:06:46 PM
I would not call mine perfect but I could not expect to find something better (better payed maybe but not better in other ways).
Could we just move this town about 100 km nearer to the place where I live!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 15, 2009, 12:49:49 PM

Last clues Pachy, where are our clues Pachy? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on May 15, 2009, 01:54:16 PM

3 syllables.

1st; Astral body, has a cult named after it

2nd; Beam of light, man's name

3rd; Sounds (a bit)  like looking after somebody

Pick a Bond film......

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 15, 2009, 02:08:11 PM
I don't remember a sunray gun in any Bond movie

Last ;) Post


Wait, moonraker?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 15, 2009, 03:26:55 PM
I guess that means it was moonraker all along. Why did noone take a rake up to the moon to tidy it up?
Last what has that to do with boats? post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 15, 2009, 04:26:38 PM
Quote from: Pachyderm on May 15, 2009, 01:54:16 PM
3rd; Sounds (a bit)  like looking after somebody

With a heavy Geordie or Irish accent or something ?  :ROFL:

Last easy peasy clues, but then I know the answer ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on May 15, 2009, 08:08:49 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 15, 2009, 05:53:51 AM
Remember that there is no such thing as the perfect job.

@$$holes reproduce by spontaneous generation
Its the combination of the three that's the problem, with the roach as the tipping point.


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 15, 2009, 08:12:32 PM
No budget for insecticide? Those cans of raid aren't that expensive...

Last cover your mouth while applying it, though Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on May 15, 2009, 10:24:01 PM
We sell video games, which everyone from old people to little kids handle. The roaches live in the office, where we keep everything that isn't in the front (ie, backstock, systems, etc.). We'd have to spray the entire office and then there's the movie rental place on the other side of the chain-link fence. We didn't have paper towels for a good two weeks, since the company wouldn't let us order them. Raid is out of the question.


Last I really, really hate bugs Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 15, 2009, 11:25:00 PM
So the manager refuses to ask for insecticide much less an exterminator?

Last and he doesn't mind the buggers? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 15, 2009, 11:55:50 PM

Quote from: Swatopluk on May 15, 2009, 03:26:55 PM
Last what has that to do with boats? post

I think it's a type of top sail or summat.

It's also a is a fictional character, a superhero in the Marvel Comics universe, which clue I slipped in (comical) but was not noticed.

Last Zono gets to send me a word Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on May 16, 2009, 12:06:02 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 15, 2009, 11:25:00 PM
So the manager refuses to ask for insecticide much less an exterminator?

and he doesn't mind the buggers?
It's more like the company didn't let him get paper towels. Raid will fall in that same category. We'd have to shut down the entire building to get an exterminator, probably, which corporate won't like. We don't serve food, so they'll make us live with them.
And knowing him, he probably doesn't mind the bugs. If it isn't food, sex, or money, he doesn't care.


Last blegh Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 16, 2009, 09:24:00 AM
Hm, cockroach cluster, delicious  ;) Could sell for much money. And I hear there are roach porn afficionados, it's the new trend.
Let's film the little buggers then roast them. The insecticide will add the very special flavor that the true conneisseur crves.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 16, 2009, 03:45:00 PM
How about an 'anonymous' tip to the company about the roaches from a 'concerned customer'?

Last that should work Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on May 16, 2009, 05:33:19 PM
Last the roaches were just the tipping point Post


I suppose it seems silly that I just left one job for this one, and now plan to leave this one a month after getting it.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 16, 2009, 09:29:17 PM
You could give them a bottle of insecticide as a parting gift

Last only half joking Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on May 17, 2009, 03:35:54 AM
I'm not joking.

Last it will be tied with a red bow Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 17, 2009, 08:40:38 AM
Do cockroaches crow or do they just crawl?
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 17, 2009, 03:17:08 PM
Crawl under one's skin, figuratively speaking.

Last hope not literally over Scrib's ... :help: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 17, 2009, 05:15:14 PM
The classic solution is of course to breed an insect that is nastier than the common cockroach and eats it. To keep up with the breeding rate of its victims it should breed at least twice as fast.
Please call us once you have developed a roach-eater problem. We are currently breeding a fast-breeding roach-eater-devourer to deal with that.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: nefyuBB on May 17, 2009, 06:26:22 PM
ten pose!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 17, 2009, 08:28:49 PM
Or you can get a gecko (http://www.nytimes.com/1990/11/12/nyregion/buyers-snap-up-geckos-a-cockroach-s-tyrannosaurus.html)

Last nfyuBB, you forgot the magic words for this thread Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 18, 2009, 12:29:33 AM

Last new LPW for LPWB from Zono is IN so start guessing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 18, 2009, 03:06:28 AM
Mmm, what can I give as a clue? Perhaps relative confinement?

Last :mua: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on May 18, 2009, 03:24:06 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 17, 2009, 03:17:08 PM
hope not literally over Scrib's ... :help:
I would cry.


Problem solved, hopefully. Talked to the district manager about it.


Last I think I'll leave a Molly Maids card on his desk instead of Raid Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 18, 2009, 04:54:06 AM
Did you know that moths and hippos use the same pheromone?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 18, 2009, 04:43:40 PM
What other hint do they use?

Last :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 19, 2009, 08:20:28 AM
Well, there is the hipporn and the mothturbation

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on May 19, 2009, 03:58:02 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 19, 2009, 08:20:28 AM
hipporn

Last  :brainbleech:  Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 19, 2009, 05:10:08 PM
Is it from the hip upwards or downwards?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on May 19, 2009, 05:28:42 PM
Last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 19, 2009, 08:03:08 PM
You are not very wordy today, are you?
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 19, 2009, 08:16:29 PM

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on May 19, 2009, 08:55:43 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 19, 2009, 08:03:08 PM
You are not very wordy today, are you?
No.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 19, 2009, 09:59:08 PM
Hey, she could've typed gibberish.

Last alskdj iafywi isauhifdhilsa Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 20, 2009, 12:09:56 AM

Last
Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on May 20, 2009, 01:45:50 AM
Or I could have copy and pasted some sort of horribly advanced treatise on something obscure.


Last Swato probably would have understood it anyway Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on May 20, 2009, 02:56:14 AM
LAST   where have all the ducks gone   POST
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 20, 2009, 05:03:33 AM
Quote from: pieces o nine on May 20, 2009, 02:56:14 AM
LAST   where have all the ducks gone   POST

The year of the duck is over. Now it#s the year of moose and camel (llamas included)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dDSGCkOx9qU/SYVbjWHKzGI/AAAAAAAAARc/uagploL_luw/S1600-R/blogheader-moose2.gif)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dDSGCkOx9qU/SYVbjWHKzGI/AAAAAAAAARc/uagploL_luw/S1600-R/blogheader-moose2.gif
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on May 20, 2009, 05:06:36 AM
Last   Really Old Moose   Post

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/192/473081834_ade6e80f6f.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 20, 2009, 05:10:18 AM
And more tender meese ;)
(http://www.1cabinfurniture.com/images/P/53489_275-02.jpg)
http://www.1cabinfurniture.com/images/P/53489_275-02.jpg
Last and we are on page 666 Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on May 20, 2009, 06:02:21 AM
last   DEMON MOOSE   post

(http://cpcheatplanet.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/demon-2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 20, 2009, 10:35:02 AM
And now prepare for the camel dance
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3056/2566486629_86555a571d.jpg?v=0)
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3056/2566486629_86555a571d.jpg?v=0
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 20, 2009, 06:20:33 PM
You want llamas?

Last (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f299/jaclin98/flames.gif) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 20, 2009, 08:31:31 PM
Here they come
(http://www.burningllama.com/assets/images/logo.gif)
http://www.burningllama.com/assets/images/logo.gif
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on May 21, 2009, 02:53:19 AM
Last elk > moose Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on May 21, 2009, 05:33:33 AM
Last   ANT-LERRR TOURRRRRRNAMENNNT!!!   Post
(http://club.kingsoutdoorworld.com/magazine/summer2002/deer-vs-elk.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 21, 2009, 10:30:12 AM
No deers! Caribous/Reindeers might be tolerated though
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9jFh85kKIjc/Rzil7G9UcxI/AAAAAAAAAOA/pE1eICI1KTE/s400/white+reindeer2.jpg)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9jFh85kKIjc/Rzil7G9UcxI/AAAAAAAAAOA/pE1eICI1KTE/s400/white+reindeer2.jpg
I hope that one day I'll be able to get that film on DVD

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 25, 2009, 01:34:23 PM
I wont tolerate them!

Last intolerant Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 25, 2009, 06:04:31 PM
A wise choice or you might run into trouble with this lady
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9jFh85kKIjc/RzilwG9UcwI/AAAAAAAAAN4/glkcCzIiOB4/s400/white+reindeer.jpg)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9jFh85kKIjc/RzilwG9UcwI/AAAAAAAAAN4/glkcCzIiOB4/s400/white+reindeer.jpg
Last I recommend that old movie Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on May 25, 2009, 09:49:43 PM
Last ELK Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 25, 2009, 10:57:52 PM
Last eek! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 25, 2009, 11:39:41 PM
Last The previous Page was 666 Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 26, 2009, 02:46:11 AM
And what an evil page it was.

Last DCLXVI Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on May 26, 2009, 06:19:56 AM
LAST wrthpk POST
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 26, 2009, 08:57:27 AM
So, the zombie camel comes too late
(http://rookery2.viary.com/storagev12/983000/983249_47fd_625x1000.jpg)
http://rookery2.viary.com/storagev12/983000/983249_47fd_625x1000.jpg
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 26, 2009, 12:45:28 PM

Last tolerance can sometimes be tough Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 26, 2009, 01:45:25 PM
Yes, I barely tolerate bad photochop.

Last give me true rotting corpses Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 26, 2009, 02:29:38 PM
OK, not actually rotten but a true and quite old corpse
(http://www.rolf-tiemann.de/oetzi/oetzi-01.jpg)
http://www.rolf-tiemann.de/oetzi/oetzi-01.jpg
He must have looked about like this while alive
(http://www.bike-book.de/bilder/dolomiten/oetzi03.jpg)
http://www.bike-book.de/bilder/dolomiten/oetzi03.jpg
Last Ötzi Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 26, 2009, 02:56:28 PM
That was educational.

Last I tolerate that better Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 26, 2009, 08:23:43 PM
Then I better avoid the just entertaintional creepshow  ;)
But maybe you find this pocketknife useful
(http://yista.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/feature_creep.thumbnail.jpg)
http://yista.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/feature_creep.thumbnail.jpg
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 27, 2009, 03:15:35 PM
Ok, Ok...

Last I'll claim the 9999th Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 27, 2009, 03:21:14 PM

Last and I'll claim the 10,000th Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 27, 2009, 04:54:05 PM
In reality the 10000th post is mine, you'll notice that the first post to a thread shows zero replies hence the 9999th reply really is the 10000th post.

Last I win! :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 27, 2009, 05:38:16 PM
(http://www.feuerwehr-jheringsfehn.de/images/10000besucher.jpg)
http://www.feuerwehr-jheringsfehn.de/images/10000besucher.jpg
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 27, 2009, 05:46:13 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 27, 2009, 04:54:05 PM
In reality the 10000th post is mine, you'll notice that the first post to a thread shows zero replies hence the 9999th reply really is the 10000th post.

Last I win! :mrgreen: Post

Then you cannot keep the 9999th one. ;D

Last not counting pictures Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 27, 2009, 07:08:43 PM
I'll keep the 9999th reply and the 10000th post.

Last you can keep the 10000th reply  :P Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 27, 2009, 07:12:00 PM
Wait until we reach 10000 pages
Last that's slightly longer than the Bible Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on May 27, 2009, 07:13:39 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 26, 2009, 08:23:43 PM
(http://yista.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/feature_creep.thumbnail.jpg)

Last WANT Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: nefyuBB on May 27, 2009, 07:32:04 PM

Lost Post !
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 27, 2009, 07:58:32 PM
(http://product-image.tradeindia.com/00228790/b/Cast-Iron-Lamp-Post.jpg)
http://product-image.tradeindia.com/00228790/b/Cast-Iron-Lamp-Post.jpg
Lamp Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 27, 2009, 09:00:14 PM
Isn't that religious proselytism?

Last :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 27, 2009, 09:24:52 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 27, 2009, 07:08:43 PM
I'll keep the 9999th reply and the 10000th post.

Last you can keep the 10000th reply  :P Post


Last I could be devious and wicked and delete some posts. But I am not that morally destitute. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 27, 2009, 09:50:28 PM
But even that way you would have to double post to claim both honors.

Last :devil2: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on May 27, 2009, 10:29:18 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 27, 2009, 07:58:32 PM
(http://product-image.tradeindia.com/00228790/b/Cast-Iron-Lamp-Post.jpg)

Last DO NOT WANT Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: nefyuBB on May 27, 2009, 10:35:12 PM
fence post !
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 28, 2009, 04:51:14 AM
(http://www.freefoto.com/images/03/07/03_07_6---The-Last-Post--Ypres-Ieper--Belgium_web.jpg)
http://www.freefoto.com/images/03/07/03_07_6---The-Last-Post--Ypres-Ieper--Belgium_web.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on May 28, 2009, 06:00:24 AM
Awww, how do you respond to that?



Last Post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 28, 2009, 10:39:48 AM
Quote from: Scriblerus the Philosophe on May 28, 2009, 06:00:24 AM
Awww, how do you respond to that?

With music!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9d/Bugle_Calls_Last_Post.svg/600px-Bugle_Calls_Last_Post.svg.png)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9d/Bugle_Calls_Last_Post.svg/600px-Bugle_Calls_Last_Post.svg.png
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 28, 2009, 01:55:46 PM
Military music is to music as military justice is to justice...

Last so one of my teachers used to say Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 28, 2009, 03:11:08 PM
I would not necessarily disagree.
Last but at least the military music is never atonal  ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 28, 2009, 03:38:32 PM
I'll take 12-tone music any day.

Last I can't stand military music Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on May 28, 2009, 07:43:20 PM
Last I really hate "Pomp and Ceremony" and "Hail to the Chief" myself Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 29, 2009, 05:01:10 AM
I think the problem started when they went from woodwinds to brass (and later also withdrew the musicians from the battlefield itself  ;)*)

Last Post

*the last example I know of was a regimental band surprised by the enemy during the battle of Königgrätz and asked to accompany the events with some Viennese evergreens.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 29, 2009, 04:13:50 PM
Are you suggesting that military musicians are not only bad but cowards also?
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Last and to think that I got an offer to play with Bogota's Police band back when I was in school Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 29, 2009, 08:24:18 PM
If they are bad enough they become a weapon  ;)
But it is difficult to carry and use both a Sousaphon and a rifle at the same time.
Harpists may use their instruments as multistringed bows but harp music on the battlefield is considered too unmanly.
I have heard though that some archers can use their bows to make music.

On a more serious note: In the past musicians led their units into battle (I think the Scots kept that tradition longest, at least until after WW2)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 29, 2009, 10:28:42 PM
Don't worry, they'll use them again when EMPs knock off their wireless links.

Last old fashion stuff like Morse code still have it's uses Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 30, 2009, 08:51:30 AM
Yeah, the old signal drum.
There is an African technique with four different tones that can essentially transport language (because the local tongue is also based on four tones and the people are skilled in mentally adding the missing consonants)

Last beating the war drums will become literal again Post

PS: typing that I can't get rid of the image of the president drumming his/her public speeches from the WH lawn  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 30, 2009, 01:33:36 PM
You mean like this?
(http://cdn.news.aol.com/aolnews_photos/0b/03/20070425154109990001)
http://cdn.news.aol.com/aolnews_photos/0b/03/20070425154109990001

Last Clinton could play his' Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 30, 2009, 03:26:15 PM
A bit more complicated I presume.

Btw, who did actually beat the drums in the Mines of Moria? Was it the Balrog himself, a cave troll or just some orcs?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 31, 2009, 04:53:54 AM
What a worrisome metaphor.

Last who knew orcs had musical sense Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 31, 2009, 09:30:01 AM
Where do you think the word orchestra comes from?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 31, 2009, 10:59:39 PM
More musician metaphors.

Last I see... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 01, 2009, 06:46:28 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 30, 2009, 01:33:36 PM
You mean like this?
(http://cdn.news.aol.com/aolnews_photos/0b/03/20070425154109990001)
This is his Imma-concentrate! face


Last Bush, as ever, supports the running theory humans descend from loser monkeys Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 01, 2009, 10:12:58 AM
Yeah, so unfortunate that Darwin used descent instead of ascent. Didn't he have a marketing advisor or capable lector?
On the other hand, the controversy (teach it!) might have increased the sales. That of course means that Mr. Darwin was just in it for the money and the 'fame'

Father to son: You might be descended from apes but I am definitely not*

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*that is not actually the contradiction it seems to be. The son could be decended from apes through his mother.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on June 01, 2009, 11:32:06 AM
Last Ah ain't kin ter no ape. ;D Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 01, 2009, 03:37:24 PM
If they knew how much like us apes are...

Last heck, even someone like Alex (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_(parrot)) (RIP) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 01, 2009, 07:55:44 PM
Apes have no pope and don't worship virginity. What more difference do you need?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 01, 2009, 08:17:18 PM
Ooo, but they use some of the same techniques

Last have you seen how alphas get their position on their clans? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 02, 2009, 04:37:54 AM
The pope rarely throws poo or rapes minors personally (at least these days, there were some wilder times in the past).

Btw, who has the LPWB obligation currently and where are the clues and hints?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 02, 2009, 08:01:42 AM
No idea.



Last I suppose we're lucky in that the current pope just looks like Emperor Palpatine Post

I was kind of hoping for free pretzels for visiting the Vatican on Sunday. Or something, anything but the return of the lace!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 02, 2009, 08:23:27 AM
And Obama's Chief of Staff (supreme club wielder?) looks like Boris Karloff (in younger years)

(http://foxforum.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/emanuel_rahm.jpg)(http://www.glowingdial.com/images/Boris_Karloff.jpg)
http://foxforum.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/emanuel_rahm.jpg
http://www.glowingdial.com/images/Boris_Karloff.jpg

Last In some newspaper pictures the similarity was simply stunning Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on June 02, 2009, 10:16:45 AM
I actually would respect him more if he did hurl faeces.

"No, Cardinal, I do not agree with your interpretation of the dogma. Now take this nutty little number to the biretta."

*SPLAT*


Last vision of Ratzi jumping up and down, arms curled in the traditional "monkey" position, hooting Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 02, 2009, 02:38:24 PM
Perhaps the pope hurls apes?

The LPWB is with Zono. He has yet to send me a word. It is always possible he has run out of words.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 02, 2009, 03:37:37 PM
Wee heff vays off maykink you tahhk!

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on June 02, 2009, 03:54:36 PM
Last won't work, you forgot to shine the lamp in his face  ;D Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 02, 2009, 04:42:18 PM

Last or he is playing coy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 02, 2009, 08:52:05 PM
I *did* send the word.
I *believe* it is already in the filter.
And I *gave* a first clue.

Last apparently I ruffled some feathers*... Post

*clue
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 03, 2009, 04:37:51 AM
Quote from: Pachyderm on June 02, 2009, 03:54:36 PM
Last won't work, you forgot to shine the lamp in his face  ;D Post

Oh, sorry, I forgot
(http://www.directversand.ch/images/H7_halogen.jpg)
http://www.directversand.ch/images/H7_halogen.jpg
Last Vat is thee wörtt? Moult/molt? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 03, 2009, 09:44:33 AM

:oops:  sorry zono, completely forgot  :aargh!:  :redface: :kisshands:

:thumbsup:

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 03, 2009, 12:17:47 PM
Well , take one of these
(http://www.gadgets.co.uk/mas_assets/full/USBMEMORYPILL.jpg)
http://www.gadgets.co.uk/mas_assets/full/USBMEMORYPILL.jpg
or if this is too much evil pharma
(http://cdn.overstock.com/images/products/T10871620.jpg)
http://cdn.overstock.com/images/products/T10871620.jpg
(it's with grandma's herbs)
Last  ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 03, 2009, 12:43:29 PM
Molting can happen.

Last it's a recurrent thing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 03, 2009, 01:37:02 PM
Coinciding with the mating season and/or courtship displays?

(http://www.brodowski-fotografie.de/bilder/kampflaeufer/kampflaeufer_in_der_balz_3.jpg)
http://www.brodowski-fotografie.de/bilder/kampflaeufer/kampflaeufer_in_der_balz_3.jpg
"I am too old for that  :(", said granny bird.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 03, 2009, 06:34:25 PM
Courting can happen but it isn't a requirement.

Last courting sounds like a kind of trial Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 03, 2009, 07:14:46 PM
The memory pills falied. I had to go and look up the LPWB.

Last and that was even with the clues ! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 03, 2009, 07:31:51 PM
Don't mix sex with migration!
Last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 04, 2009, 01:24:00 PM
Well you see, migration can't happen.

Last sex OTOH... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 04, 2009, 03:16:35 PM
So, we are talking caged birds here? A bird penal colony?  ;)
Last chicks in chains Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 04, 2009, 05:29:47 PM
But what crime could be charged on those birds?

Last being far from home? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 04, 2009, 07:44:34 PM
Last  ??? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 04, 2009, 07:46:17 PM
Last is pollution due to lack of toilet training a crime, or maybe the crime is having sex in publlic? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 04, 2009, 11:06:20 PM
So diaperless babies are criminals?

Last who is the public sex offender number one? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 05, 2009, 04:47:48 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 04, 2009, 05:29:47 PM
But what crime could be charged on those birds?

Last being far from home? Post

loitering

Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 04, 2009, 11:06:20 PM
Last who is the public sex offender number one? Post

Traditionally the rabbit but that's no bird afaik.

Last although vögeln (=to bird) is a German slang term for having sex Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 05, 2009, 02:35:53 PM
The sex thing wasn't a clue.

Last that's not on display* Post

*clue
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 05, 2009, 03:17:34 PM
I already tried around courtship displays.
Is there a special word for the courtship dances I am not aware of?
Last bowerbird Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 05, 2009, 03:25:18 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 05, 2009, 02:35:53 PM
The sex thing wasn't a clue.

Last that's not on display* Post

*clue

Last forbidden sex? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 05, 2009, 03:28:15 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 05, 2009, 03:17:34 PM
Is there a special word for the courtship dances I am not aware of?
Waltz?

Last dancing birds usually do less nuanced routines Post
[youtube=425,350]N7IZmRnAo6s[/youtube]

Quote from: Griffin NoName on June 05, 2009, 03:25:18 PM
Last forbidden sex? Post
As in bird on human* sex?

* NOT the opposite! :o
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 05, 2009, 07:39:45 PM
firebird ballet extra erotic

Last lovebirds Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 05, 2009, 09:43:38 PM
Stravinsky was a right-winger.
(http://www.politicalcompass.org/images/composers.gif)
http://www.politicalcompass.org/composers

Last he surly would be offended ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 05, 2009, 11:50:21 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 05, 2009, 03:28:15 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on June 05, 2009, 03:25:18 PM
Last forbidden sex? Post
As in bird on human* sex?

* NOT the opposite! :o

Last Let's not go into too much detail Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 06, 2009, 09:01:20 AM
Well, Stravinsky remained ancien regime (one reason why he did not return to Russia unlike Prokofiev. There seems to have been quite some emnity between both). Russians tend to be conservative/authoritarian independent of political affiliation.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 06, 2009, 09:42:37 PM
A friend used to call the Russians The Italians of the north. Authoritarianism's prevalence is directly related to the chaos/crime incidence in the same society.

Last think of Franco's Spain, Mussolini's Italy, Pinochet's Chile, Stalin's Russia... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 07, 2009, 07:48:20 AM
Was Franco Italian or Russian?  ;)

Last ornithological orgy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 07, 2009, 04:27:14 PM
Contrary to what most nationalists all over the world say, evil has no country.

Last it has them all Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 07, 2009, 06:14:24 PM
Wait until R'lyeh raises from the ocean again!

Last OK but shortly after evil will rule all the world (again) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 07, 2009, 09:24:19 PM
What easier way to protect us from ourselves than kill us all?

Last now, where is my sub to look for this Cthulu person? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 08, 2009, 04:52:56 AM
You are missing an h* (Cthulhu)

Last the door opens outward, the pressure will be too strong Post

*age, get it  ;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 08, 2009, 01:31:29 PM
Pressure cooked calamari?

Last in its own ink Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 08, 2009, 02:04:55 PM
I think it's rather cold down there.
It is also unknown, whether this Great Old One uses ink
Last more into stone tablets Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 08, 2009, 04:32:53 PM
And how do you know if there is[n't] a submarine vent there?

Last he may like vent shrimp Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on June 08, 2009, 05:39:21 PM
Last or a lovely tubeworm or two Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 09, 2009, 05:08:50 AM
HE swallows souls

Last for more info go to CallsforCthulhu Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 09, 2009, 06:14:54 PM
As if there were that many souls available anyway.

Last see the lyric chain for more details Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 09, 2009, 06:56:11 PM
Last when Cthulhu calls, let the machine pick it up Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 09, 2009, 07:54:41 PM
Then He will take over the machine

Last you really would not want that Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 09, 2009, 08:31:24 PM
Last actually, just as long as it's only the answering machine, I don't think I'll mind. At least that way I can unplug it/Him. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 10, 2009, 03:50:55 AM
The answering machine overtaken by Him? Hordes of telemarketers having their souls ripped apart from them?

Last as if telemarketers had souls Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 10, 2009, 06:04:15 AM
No that was Hastur including the stuff about telemarketeers (cf. Good Omens by Terry Pratchett).

Last The Tree Marketeers by Al Dumbass (sen.) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 10, 2009, 12:40:51 PM

which reminds me of the LPWB.....

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 10, 2009, 02:05:07 PM
I thought that was about sex-craved birds
Last crested Post
cockscomb
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 10, 2009, 05:32:26 PM
Who said it had to do with sex? I said sex can happen but it perfectly can't.

Last as a clue lets say that it's a better alternative* Post

*Not to sex! What is this obsession with sex?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 11, 2009, 04:58:12 AM
According to St.Augustine the sex obsession is a direct result of the original sin.
Before that it was something completely rational and Adam controlled his 'part'.
With original sin that member rebelled against him and since then does what it wants and does not listen to reason anymore.
And G#d punished Adam&Eve with lust that mankind will not shed before death.
It is debated under (Catholic) theologians what will happen when someone goes to heaven*.
Some think that the genitals are lost (no need anymore), others think that women get repaired and turn into males at last (according to St.Thomas Aquinas women are defective males).
Last male chauvinist pigs Post

*since Jesus says that there will be neither men or women in heaven.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 11, 2009, 02:18:45 PM

I can confirm there is no sex in heaven. My neighbour is a Jehovahs Witness and she told me.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 11, 2009, 02:25:12 PM
Then when you send some one to heaven you are cursing him/her to a sexless eternity?

Last hell sounds better and better every day Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 11, 2009, 03:10:22 PM
People have refused heaven for that reason (not just because of the lack of sex but also the expected boredom).
The 144000 mentioned in Revelations are clearly declared as men (?) that did not have sex with women, so they must all either be gay, impotent(for whatever reason) or celibate frigids. The latter two groups would not make the best of comnpany for eternity.

Last nesting site or season Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 11, 2009, 08:45:49 PM
I'll keep that in mind the next time a fundie knocks to my door.

Last they're usually women Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 11, 2009, 10:48:53 PM

Last where are the nesting sites? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 12, 2009, 04:33:26 AM
Follow the tortured screams

Last    aerie   also: aery, eyrie, eyry [zool.] Post
Still looking for the LPWB word
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 12, 2009, 03:02:24 PM
What can I say, you go in, you go out...

Last have you seen fundie rites in which they talk in 'tongues' and beat their heads against the wall? I have. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 12, 2009, 03:06:32 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 12, 2009, 03:02:24 PM
Last have you seen fundie rites in which they talk in 'tongues' and beat their heads against the wall? I have. Post

Not that specific type but the ones I saw (on film) were weird enough. Another proof that with enough training psychotropic drugs are unnecessary  ;).
Last a cage full of loonie birds Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 12, 2009, 03:08:04 PM
Bigger than a cage.

Last in school we discovered that if you are merry enough you don't need alcohol (to behave foolishly) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 12, 2009, 03:12:47 PM
voliere?
!!! LAST POST WORD BINGO WINNER !!?
Last Post

OK: a v i a r y

I'll send Griffin a new word

Edit: waiting for it to be put into the filter

First clue: despite its name not for the road
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 12, 2009, 03:33:08 PM
You got it.

Last you're not talking about roadblocks, do you? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 12, 2009, 06:23:41 PM

The new LPWB word is IN.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 12, 2009, 08:19:14 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 12, 2009, 03:33:08 PM
Last you're not talking about roadblocks, do you? Post

No, although metaphorically the LPWB could be seen as that in a certain context
Adding one is seen as bad style these days

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 13, 2009, 12:13:46 AM
Leeway?

Last ??? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 13, 2009, 07:38:57 AM
very cryptic hint :mrgreen: : the German word for it is just one letter removed from extra fees.

Last we didn't have a moose for some time Post
(http://www.presseanzeiger.de/pa_bilder/242601-1_org.jpg)
http://www.presseanzeiger.de/pa_bilder/242601-1_org.jpg
That came up under 'elch' (moose) but looks more like a certain reindeer.

Edit and OT: http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/140607/too_cute%3A_obama_helps_ten-year-old_play_hooky/
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 13, 2009, 04:38:42 PM
'cause what goes up has got to fall

Last one minute you're on top Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 14, 2009, 08:19:41 AM
Qwerty is one step (although that is not actually the best word) below the correct solution  ;)

The introducer has been mistaken for royalty, the abolisher had to defend a close relative against charges of witchcraft.

Last Max the Magic Moose Post
(http://www.polandspringcamp.com/images/main.jpg)
http://www.polandspringcamp.com/images/main.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 14, 2009, 01:17:35 PM
WHAT?

I was spouting nonsense!

Last at least, nothing related to what you guy were talking about Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 14, 2009, 03:24:56 PM
Regardless of how much it makes sense it's always good to have you here.

Last now, keep helping us with the clues Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 14, 2009, 04:33:13 PM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 14, 2009, 01:17:35 PM
WHAT?

I was spouting nonsense!

But even spouting nonesense, it is above average nonesense ;D

Good to see you. Have a danish.

Last no clues Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 14, 2009, 05:38:06 PM
Well, if I proceed to give clues as until now you'll endlessly run in circles. :mrgreen:

Verdaustig war's und glasse Wieben
Rotterten gorkicht im Gemank.
Gar elump war der Pluckerwank
Und die gabben Schweisel frieben.
(http://www.tschilp.de/images/zipferlake.jpg)
http://www.tschilp.de/images/zipferlake.jpg
Last that does not look like a moose Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 14, 2009, 08:04:06 PM
*om nom nom nom nom*

'ello NoName. I should find a way to the Britons and we should oggle over Robert Downey Jr. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0988045/) sometime.

Last Why hasn't Jude law been in a movie where he gets to shout "I am the law!"? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 15, 2009, 04:36:03 AM
The first line in my Last Post above contained a clue

Last let's not forget this is also the year of the camel Post
(http://www.boop.org/jan/justso/graphics/camel3.gif)
http://www.boop.org/jan/justso/graphics/camel3.gif
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 15, 2009, 02:35:58 PM

Hey there Q, until now I did not know there was an American Sherlock.... it is shocking and sacriligious. I am aghast!

And...... I shall ignore the camel.

Last exclamatory Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 15, 2009, 03:04:13 PM
Why ignore the camel? The hunt for the LPWB word leads to Egypt (home of the introducer mistaken for royalty).

(http://p3.focus.de/img/gen/Z/O/HBZOAJzaqCG_Pxgen_r_241xA.jpg)
http://p3.focus.de/img/gen/Z/O/HBZOAJzaqCG_Pxgen_r_241xA.jpg

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 15, 2009, 07:15:58 PM

I can't answer your question because I am ignoring the subject in it.

Last standing firm Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 15, 2009, 08:27:51 PM
Are you a camelophobe?  >:( ;)

Last (http://www.internat18.ru/images/no_camel.gif) Post
http://www.internat18.ru/images/no_camel.gif
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 16, 2009, 12:00:09 AM
Sure, talk about how great the Egyptians were.

Last but nobody brings up the Hittites and their chariots. OF FIRE Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 16, 2009, 04:42:12 AM
Ramses just had the better spinmasters as far as the battle of Kadesh is concerned.

Last Ramses did not know yet the LPWB and there were (to our knowledge) none on the chariots Post

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cc/Ramses_II_at_Kadesh.jpg)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cc/Ramses_II_at_Kadesh.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 16, 2009, 12:46:35 PM

Now my head is spinning.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Darlica on June 16, 2009, 01:01:23 PM
Driving chariots while tipsy is a bad idea especially if they are on fire...

Did you know that "one for the road" is a word of its own in Swedish? Färdknäpp. I bet there is one in German too.

First Last wild goose chase Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 16, 2009, 01:08:40 PM
As in one drink for the road?

Last OMG! :o Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 16, 2009, 02:19:46 PM
I know of no single word. The term would usually be "Einen für die Heimfahrt" (one for the drive home).

[youtube=425,350]ycM-UgBZuUs[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycM-UgBZuUs
Last wrong title, that's a cow not a moose Post

For a real moose
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUja6YpXv0k
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Darlica on June 16, 2009, 02:27:37 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 16, 2009, 01:08:40 PM
As in one drink for the road?

Last OMG! :o Post

Yes but it's a quite old one, established when people travelled mostly by foot, horse or horse and carriage.

A Lasttrying to explain Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 16, 2009, 03:42:53 PM
I guess it made sense with the cold.

Last do you drive dune buggies up there? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 16, 2009, 04:50:28 PM
Drunken cabby drivers were not actually preferable to drunk motorists imo

(http://www.wasiswelt.de/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/santa.jpg)
http://www.wasiswelt.de/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/santa.jpg
Last Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 16, 2009, 04:55:02 PM
the only thing more dangerous than a drunk backseat driver is a drunk road.

Last backseat road? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 17, 2009, 04:35:02 AM
bagshot row?

(http://www.tabula-rasa.info/ComicsImages/MDC217.jpg)
http://www.tabula-rasa.info/ComicsImages/MDC217.jpg

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 18, 2009, 09:03:07 PM
That definitively doesn't look like a camel.

Last "choke full of story goodness..."? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 18, 2009, 09:03:44 PM
Choke full? not chock?

Last coke-full post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 19, 2009, 03:40:39 AM
Coke?

Last no more dark caffeinated soda for me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 19, 2009, 03:47:43 AM
Last We'll see how much more my body can take >.> Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 19, 2009, 04:39:49 AM
That liquid, also supersatuaretd with sugar, does not suit my stomach anymore, so I had to give it up.
Last maybe I should try moose juice Post
(http://www.coke-babies.com/writing/florida/florida3/moose.jpg)
http://www.coke-babies.com/writing/florida/florida3/moose.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 19, 2009, 01:02:05 PM
I rarely drink the stuff anymore (coke), I feel it leaves a film of syrup on my tongue after drinking one.

Last now I'm using stevia with my iced tea Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 19, 2009, 01:33:57 PM
I wonder how many drug raids occured because some overeager cop confused coke with cocaine.

Last cocaine all round my brain Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 19, 2009, 06:15:15 PM
Well, I suppose those would have been legitimate, since no one should be making Coca-Cola in their basement, only in Coca-Cola company factories, which the cops probably don't think are making cocaine.

Last ...which makes it the best place to! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 19, 2009, 07:01:37 PM
Sadly many people lack basements.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 19, 2009, 07:46:52 PM
Isn't making coca-cola in the basement a form of copyright infringement?

Last or so their lawyers wish Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 20, 2009, 08:55:25 AM
I thought coke was produced by latter-day charburners in coking plants
and cocaine is the White Coal everyone speaks about these days

Last Is clean coke a biofuel? Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 22, 2009, 01:43:11 AM
It won't take long until some enterprising soul uses coke and prisoners as slaves & payment.

Last working while high Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 22, 2009, 04:30:20 AM
Well, beats the Haitian model of zombification (brain-damaged and not payed at all).

Last just a matter of time Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 22, 2009, 10:10:10 AM
I just wanted to say a quick HI to all siblings (and thought this would be the best place to do so).

I just came back for a quick glance to light a candle. It's sad that I return under such sad circumstances.

I hope to be back active soon.


Last R.I.P. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 22, 2009, 01:00:31 PM
Hi Kiyo!
A sad day indeed
Lost important part of us Post
(http://www.craigmarlatt.com/canada/images/symbols_facts&lists/lastpost.gif)
http://www.craigmarlatt.com/canada/images/symbols_facts&lists/lastpost.gif
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 22, 2009, 01:54:40 PM
Did they play the last post and chorus?

*sigh*

Last Green Fields of France post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 22, 2009, 02:08:23 PM
Last :'( Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 22, 2009, 02:13:09 PM
I don't even want the Last Post... here, you have it, Swato.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 22, 2009, 03:11:07 PM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 22, 2009, 01:54:40 PM
Did they play the last post and chorus?

*sigh*

Last Green Fields of France post

That was my mental connection but I tried to avoid an openly military context.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_zTtzTeAxrbs/SUQrI8UMxHI/AAAAAAAAC-0/uXV8WgDBQxk/s400/closed+sign.+jpg.jpg)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_zTtzTeAxrbs/SUQrI8UMxHI/AAAAAAAAC-0/uXV8WgDBQxk/s400/closed+sign.+jpg.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 22, 2009, 03:16:50 PM
Perhaps a different Dropkick Murpheys song, then?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg_rf2d894k

Last DD, I hardly knew ya* Post

*which isn't entirely true, and the song may be completely un-applicable in this situation, but at least I think she'd like the song.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 22, 2009, 03:21:56 PM

Last :candle: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on June 23, 2009, 05:09:23 AM
Last I kept thinking about little white doggies names Preston and Spencer today- I suppose Preston is really happy to see her ya know Post

why did I edit? well I kept feeling a smacking on my head and realized- doh-you've got your dogs mixed up.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 23, 2009, 07:56:30 AM
We had that "dogs go to heaven" thread, remember?  ;)

Last Post

Edit: Definitely bad news week. Now I get the (belated) message that ITV cancelled Primeval, i.e. there will be no fourth season :aargh: . I doubt that the planned US spinoff will be any good :Elk_ThumbDown: . Warner has bought the movie rights but who knows what abomination could be the result, if it's USified.  :nailbite:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 24, 2009, 08:02:13 PM
Last lets have some happy thoughts Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 25, 2009, 04:48:18 AM
Ok, something funny while still keeping in mind our situation
[youtube=425,350]sQ_l2qA5bj0[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ_l2qA5bj0
I hope this is the correct version. I have no sound on this PC, so I can't check yet.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 25, 2009, 05:46:16 PM
I understood gef*ckte aleluja!

Last and himmel and engel Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 26, 2009, 04:57:59 AM
Yeah, haven is not just a place to hang out. It's a full time job:
From 8am to noon: rejoice
From noon to 8pm: sing Hosiannah  :mrgreen:

Last and no beer, just mannah Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on June 26, 2009, 03:34:23 PM
Last no beer?then i'm not going... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 26, 2009, 04:23:23 PM
If one follows their marketing heaven is either full of fundies or a very boring place.

Last hell seems to be filled with interesting people and perhaps its a better place if the psychos don't have a soul Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 27, 2009, 10:33:37 AM
In a school textbook (history or religion, not sure) of mine there was an anecdote about a pagan chieftain who already had one foot in the baptismal bucket  ;) but withdrew it when the priest answered his question about the whereabouts of his ancestors.
Quote: "Better to be with them in hell than alone/lonely without them in heaven"

Last There are few detailed descriptions of heaven in Christian literature because everything that would make it worthwile for the commoner would have been considered sinful in life on earth Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 27, 2009, 12:46:17 PM

Last too long posts should be banned Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 27, 2009, 02:02:05 PM
In the LP?

Last I was considering that perhaps given the subject of our dissertation and the many sources available to compare opinions, that may be -and without trying to go lengthy on this one- we could use this space, that has been so generously provided and maintained, as an academic platform in which we could explore in a more detailed way the importance of some of the etymological problems that arise in the contemporary interpretation of... Post

:devil2: :mrgreen: :devil2: :mrgreen: :devil2: :mrgreen: :devil2: :mrgreen: :devil2: :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 27, 2009, 04:47:02 PM
what can I say?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 27, 2009, 05:08:34 PM
Brevity inaction.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 28, 2009, 01:26:14 AM
Last shorter? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 28, 2009, 02:19:30 AM
Last much Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 28, 2009, 08:12:15 AM
Last [..] Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 28, 2009, 01:28:13 PM

Last unopened Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 28, 2009, 04:26:00 PM
Last we found us a box post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 28, 2009, 05:06:51 PM
Last a stamp Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 28, 2009, 06:00:33 PM
Last a chip Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 28, 2009, 08:14:34 PM

Last block Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 28, 2009, 11:45:28 PM
Why is all banning and blocking?

Last legos? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 29, 2009, 04:39:16 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 28, 2009, 11:45:28 PM
Why is all banning and blocking?

Last legos? Post

No idea

Last still nobody guessing the rotatory LPWB word Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 29, 2009, 11:08:30 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 28, 2009, 11:45:28 PM
Why is all banning and blocking?

Last legos? Post

word association?

Last undelivered Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 29, 2009, 01:53:01 PM
Certain associations are dangerous.

Last mail Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 30, 2009, 10:26:14 AM

Last I have a headache Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 30, 2009, 10:27:36 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 29, 2009, 01:53:01 PM
Certain associations are dangerous.

Last mail Post

Especially the NRA

Last controversial Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 30, 2009, 05:42:24 PM
You can get shot in the face.

Last by your 'friends' Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 30, 2009, 07:03:27 PM
Last abhorent violence is to be avoided; also, and unconnected, Beagle seems to have fallen off the map* Post

*possibly rebuilding his house as per an earlier post of his
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on July 01, 2009, 12:59:24 AM
Someone ought to set out a fine steak and see if he comes looking to get some.


Last where's mah canine friend? post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on July 01, 2009, 07:10:44 AM
Still around in a low key sort of way.  Just wasn't in a lyrics hunting mood for a few days.

Last BUT I'M BACK NOW Post

Now about that steak...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 01, 2009, 08:01:16 AM
Do you want the soy or the culture dish version?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 01, 2009, 02:18:16 PM
I believe cultured tissue is still a bit* expensive

Last PETA's dream Post

* a pound costs millions
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 01, 2009, 05:18:29 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 01, 2009, 02:18:16 PM
I believe cultured tissue is still a bit* expensive

* a pound costs millions

Yes, those upper class handkerchiefs got even more extravagant since the times of Oliver Twist.

Last and then there were those very special clothing items** woven from female pubic hair Post

**real cloth(es), not merkins
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 01, 2009, 07:42:41 PM
That gives new meaning to pubic hair bikini.

Last speechless Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on July 02, 2009, 11:02:05 AM
Last and why are you aware of the presence of clothing made from pubic hair? ??? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 02, 2009, 01:14:22 PM
Quote from: Pachyderm on July 02, 2009, 11:02:05 AM
Last and why are you aware of the presence of clothing made from pubic hair? ??? Post

Hanswilhelm Haefs - Handbuch des nutzlosen Wissens (handbook of useless knowledge)

Last  and about merkins I know from Terry Pratchett Post

Edit: A completely different question. Is it just me or is there quite a similarity between the tunes of When Johnny comes marching home again and Ghostriders in the sky disguised by the latter being sung much faster and using a different rhythm?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 03, 2009, 12:58:22 PM

I can't answer that.

Last Post

**tosses steak to Beagle; makes a change from danish to Q but Oh dear the expense .....  **
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 03, 2009, 02:12:44 PM
We hadn't had a moose for some time
(http://studiobuteo.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/moose-web.jpg)
http://studiobuteo.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/moose-web.jpg
Last no mourning moose found Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 03, 2009, 04:06:25 PM
Where was the blood lust, in the moose or the painter?

Last or is it metaphoric? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 03, 2009, 08:15:23 PM
Come in and find out
(http://www.archerillustrations.com/portfolio/Editorial/Editorial_Vampire_Moose.jpg)
http://www.archerillustrations.com/portfolio/Editorial/Editorial_Vampire_Moose.jpg
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 03, 2009, 08:20:56 PM
Nope, I'll rather remain ignorant.

Last I'm not scared, I assure you Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 03, 2009, 08:25:27 PM
Wait until I add the music  :mrgreen:
(http://cover6.cduniverse.com/MuzeAudioArt/490/497052.jpg)
http://cover6.cduniverse.com/MuzeAudioArt/490/497052.jpg
Last actually no idea how that sounds post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 07, 2009, 05:07:23 PM
Isn't a bit scary to promote a CD that you haven't heard?

Last it could be awful Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 07, 2009, 07:54:37 PM

Everything is awful.

Last depressed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on July 08, 2009, 05:04:51 AM
Probably not the Last :hug: for Griffin Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 08, 2009, 08:40:25 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 07, 2009, 05:07:23 PM
Isn't a bit scary to promote a CD that you haven't heard?

Last it could be awful Post

I thought that went without saying (you wanted to be scared, weren't you? ;))

Last should depressed people be compressed or decompressed for treatment? Post

:hug: for Griffin
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 08, 2009, 01:03:15 PM
Feeling better today. Must be the hugs. Thanks guys.

Last still a tad repressed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 08, 2009, 04:11:33 PM
You could try to turn it into visionary religious literature (The 77*7 Pains of Our Lady Griffin) with a (literally) ghostwritten introduction by Auntie DD  ;)
Last Mel Gibson could make a movie out of it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 08, 2009, 07:09:51 PM

More like The Pangs of Our Lady Griffin... I am consumed with visionary hunger.....

Or I could write a block-buster children's book and movie script - Our Lady Griffin and the Giant Doughnut

Last ravenous Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 09, 2009, 08:25:32 AM
The doughnot could be controversial. What about the enchanted cele(b)r(it)y instead?

Last is celebrity just a jumbled Celeb(rated)* Brit? Post

*Don't know what a Celeb rating is. Is it PG or X?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 09, 2009, 10:12:16 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 09, 2009, 08:25:32 AM
Last is celebrity just a jumbled Celeb(rated)* Brit? Post

According to Torchwood we are the chosen race.......

Last superbrity Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 09, 2009, 08:00:34 PM
Chosen by whom to do what?

Last celery Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 09, 2009, 08:11:20 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 09, 2009, 08:00:34 PM
Chosen by whom to do what?

We don't know yet.

Last why have you got that stick of celery in your ear? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 10, 2009, 04:48:08 AM
An alternative to the moat in the eye?  ;)

Last Bind him to the steak! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 10, 2009, 05:42:33 AM
Only if it's a medium rare.

Last bloody Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 10, 2009, 02:43:34 PM
Is there a connection of kos(c)her and keusch (chaste)?

Last Is there a car chaste scene in that movie? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 10, 2009, 05:36:09 PM
Copious car fornication?

Last that would change the movie ratings Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 10, 2009, 06:15:09 PM

Last only hatchbacks may partake Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 11, 2009, 09:49:43 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on July 10, 2009, 06:15:09 PM

Last only hatchbacks may partake Post

That would mean a tergo. Definitely changing the rating.

Last that reminds me of a certain Gary Larson cartoon* that created some controversy Post

*"When dogs dream". Sorry, can't find it on the net.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 11, 2009, 03:13:52 PM
Nowadays even Spongebob can be controversial.

Last why don't we have a Fritz the cat series? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 11, 2009, 09:38:22 PM
Because the word pussy is not allowed anymore.

Last there is actually a scientific discussion why several languages use the same word* for the female pubic region and pet cats Post

*and it is not the same word in every language, so simple transfer is no explanation
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 12, 2009, 03:06:51 PM
The kind of anthropological study that would be common bread if we were talking about a two thousand year old culture.

Last like the explanations for the art in so-called Roman 'villas' Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 12, 2009, 06:39:21 PM
Well, the gymnasium turmed from nude sports in ancient Greece to the type of school qualifying one for university in Germany.
And although German schools are now more liberal than a century ago, pupils are clothed most of the time and rarely use slang words for the female pubic region in class.

Last and cats are rarely discussed outsie biology class but that is common in most places anyway Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 12, 2009, 07:13:50 PM

But in London Cats is a major stage phenomenum.

Last slightly cultural Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 12, 2009, 09:33:55 PM
Are you by chance talking about a number by John Downland in a sixteen hundred masque called "Orpheus I am" appropriatedly called The Cats?

Last I like that one much better Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 13, 2009, 04:42:40 AM
And jellycle cats are abnormal you know (and alley cats rogue).

Last and what about aristocats? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 13, 2009, 01:25:15 PM

Last what about biting the heads off Jelly Cats? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 13, 2009, 02:39:10 PM
Usually one starts with biting the tail
Last or putting it under the rocking chair Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 13, 2009, 03:06:17 PM
Wasn't that for nuts?

Last or are you ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 13, 2009, 07:25:44 PM
Freow!

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 14, 2009, 04:45:44 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 13, 2009, 03:06:17 PM
Wasn't that for nuts?

Last or are you ;) Post

You know what? That makes me maaaad!

Last Droopy Post

Edit: The "No sex please, we're British!" tradition seems to get officially challenged  :mrgreen:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/12/ogasm-a-day-campaign-dire_n_230221.html
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 14, 2009, 03:36:11 PM
I can't see something like that flying here in the states.

Last many deities would be against it... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 14, 2009, 03:42:04 PM
Looks like it is controversial in Britain too :mrgreen:
And we haven't even discussed the means of achieving that daily occurence :o

Last Well, I don't know any country where this would be uncontroversial* Post

*except maybe the Trobriant archipelago
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 14, 2009, 09:21:57 PM
Uncontroversial isn't the same as inconceivable.

Last like a church giving condoms for free Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 14, 2009, 09:26:28 PM
Last lol I get it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 15, 2009, 04:55:20 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 14, 2009, 09:21:57 PM
Uncontroversial isn't the same as inconceivable.

Last like a church giving condoms for free Post

Lots of things uncontroversial in some places are inconceivable in others.
Last That is an immaculate conception Post

Btw, is anybody here good in French?
I need one of my last Choral Squid songs grammar checked.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 15, 2009, 02:34:19 PM
Dirty minds conceive controversial ideas.

Last who is immaculate anyways? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 15, 2009, 04:32:02 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 14, 2009, 04:45:44 AM
Edit: The "No sex please, we're British!" tradition seems to get officially challenged  :mrgreen:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/12/ogasm-a-day-campaign-dire_n_230221.html

Unusually imaginative for the Brits.

Mind, we do have "no sex please, we're British" AND the highest teen pregnancy rate in Europe....
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 15, 2009, 07:29:10 PM
According to wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teenage_pregnancy):
Quote from: wikipediaAmong OECD developed countries, the United States and New Zealand have the highest level of teenage pregnancy, while Japan and South Korea have the lowest.
Watching some tables it would seem that in the developed world this an intrinsic problem with the anglo-saxons on that respect.

Last and someone forgot something on the previous Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on July 15, 2009, 08:42:56 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on July 15, 2009, 04:32:02 PM
Unusually imaginative for the Brits.

Once a day? When I was at school it was four times before lunch (unless you were in the First XI and it was a match day) while reciting the twelve times table or listing the countries of the Empire.

Last they have it easy today Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 16, 2009, 08:20:05 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on July 15, 2009, 04:32:02 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 14, 2009, 04:45:44 AM
Edit: The "No sex please, we're British!" tradition seems to get officially challenged  :mrgreen:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/12/ogasm-a-day-campaign-dire_n_230221.html

Unusually imaginative for the Brits.

Mind, we do have "no sex please, we're British" AND the highest teen pregnancy rate in Europe....

Parthenogenesis obviously. You see: immaculate conception it is

Last Post

Edit: And now: the Pentagon's corpse eating robots are coming!
http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/141329/flesh-eating_robots_developed_for_pentagon/
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 16, 2009, 02:17:51 PM
They are preparing for the imminent zombie invasion...  ::)

Last I would really like my tax dollars to be spent in something useful for a change like healthcare Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 16, 2009, 02:34:54 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 16, 2009, 02:17:51 PM
They are preparing for the imminent zombie invasion...  ::)

Last I would really like my tax dollars to be spent in something useful for a change like healthcare Post

But those robots would save large amounts of fuel (the military is otherwise really thirsty). ;)

Last I guess the exploding poo research line has been dropped at last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 16, 2009, 03:03:28 PM
If you want to save on fuel stop show of navy exercises.

Last carriers are thirsty animals Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 16, 2009, 03:29:12 PM
The US ones are normally refueled once in a lifetime. And wold you like the uranium in your backyard instead?
And there exist plans for nuclear powered airplanes that for unexplainable reasons never went into production (excpet some Russian prototypes)

Last Of course rowing would be more stylish*. Think 3000 oars sticking out the side and moving in perfect synchrony. Post

*But then the crew would get thirsty instead
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 16, 2009, 03:55:40 PM
Zombies (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Pride-Prejudice-Zombies-Romance-now-Ultraviolent/dp/1594743347/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1247755877&sr=8-1) have even invaded Jane Austin, along with sea monsters (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Sense-Sensibility-Sea-Monsters-Winters/dp/1594744424/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1247755877&sr=8-5).

(http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/02/01/books/jane-austen-zombies-190.jpg)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 16, 2009, 07:16:31 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 16, 2009, 03:29:12 PM
Of course rowing would be more stylish*. Think 3000 oars sticking out the side and moving in perfect synchrony.

*But then the crew would get thirsty instead
Wasn't that part of Kevin Kostner's Water World movie?

Last that wasn't a recommendation BTW Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 17, 2009, 08:39:20 AM
There is of course a precursor
(http://www.vulture-bookz.de/imagebank/Propaganda/images/1942x~Futsches-Reich-Briefmarke_UK.jpg)
http://www.vulture-bookz.de/imagebank/Propaganda/images/1942x~Futsches-Reich-Briefmarke_UK.jpg
---
Never seen Waterworld.

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And more weirdness from Britain
http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/141375/british_law_makes_children%27s_authors_register_in_pedophile_database/

On the one hand they want the children to have an orgasm a day on the other authors of books for children are considered to be pedophile automatically  ::)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 17, 2009, 02:53:16 PM
I guess that will insure that no author will ever be reading his works to children in the UK, and the following law would prevent any contact with children, perhaps a ban on public spaces?

Last are they out of their f*cking mind?!?!? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 17, 2009, 03:24:02 PM
I believe it is all the work of Darth Vader's evil twin.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/SlfTYWdGXCI/AAAAAAAADpA/CK3qNNeVibA/s1600-h/hello-kitty-darth-vader.jpg)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/SlfTYWdGXCI/AAAAAAAADpA/CK3qNNeVibA/s1600-h/hello-kitty-darth-vader.jpg

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 17, 2009, 04:05:35 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 17, 2009, 08:39:20 AM
And more weirdness from Britain
http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/141375/british_law_makes_children%27s_authors_register_in_pedophile_database/

On the one hand they want the children to have an orgasm a day on the other authors of books for children are considered to be pedophile automatically  ::)

Risk Aversity is the new national pastime. Actually the authors are supposed to register in the I-Am-Not-a-Pedophile d/b rather than the pedophile_database ;) ;)  But it all comes to the same thing. The authors are rebelling. It remains to be seen what bookshops and libraries etc actually do........

Living in the UK becomes more maddening daily.

Last risky Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 17, 2009, 07:44:26 PM
And your fomer PM's wife got the swine flu

Last wait until her husband shows BSE symptoms Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 18, 2009, 01:50:17 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 17, 2009, 07:44:26 PM
wait until her husband shows BSE symptoms

Especially if he ever gets to be President of the EU - that'd be a boost for Beagle's side of the great EU debate.

Last idioticPost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on July 18, 2009, 08:51:06 PM
I'll bet that was supposed to be kept quiet until the Czechs and Irish had been bribed or threatened into the "right" answer on Lisbon. Still, the French would never allow it, which is one point in their favour.

Last sell-out by Labour creeps Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: nefyuBB on July 18, 2009, 09:29:18 PM
post haste
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 19, 2009, 04:26:02 AM
Latest Post haze
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 19, 2009, 09:04:12 AM
hazelnut?
Last nuts Post

We've neglected the year of moose and camel lately
(http://www.don-mcduck.de/bilder/charaktere/dromedar01.jpg)
http://www.don-mcduck.de/bilder/charaktere/dromedar01.jpg
This also reminds us of the year of the duck that preceded it.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 19, 2009, 03:38:44 PM
We sounds like a lot of people... ;)

Last duck! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 20, 2009, 05:03:49 AM
(http://www.trolljenta.net/pic/div/elch.jpg)
http://www.trolljenta.net/pic/div/elch.jpg
Last Look! An Ikea! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 20, 2009, 12:58:30 PM

Last Road Hog Day Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 20, 2009, 02:48:54 PM
Somebody called the warthogs?
(http://www.mofizixgr4fix.com/images/a-10warthog.jpg)
http://www.mofizixgr4fix.com/images/a-10warthog.jpg

Last Hängebauchschwein Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on July 20, 2009, 04:10:02 PM
Last Hängebauchschwein tastes Good..... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 20, 2009, 05:25:58 PM
Last SATAN PLANE! SATAN PLANE! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 20, 2009, 07:37:58 PM
Hi Qwerty!

That's Apage Satana, not Satan Plane

Last or Plain Santa Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 20, 2009, 07:39:05 PM
Oh, so you're right. XD

Santanna Sonata?

Last silly me, getting 656 confused with 666 Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 20, 2009, 08:00:42 PM
Hanna Montana with a speech impediment?

Last Teufelsgeiger* Post

*Paganini
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 20, 2009, 08:53:49 PM
M. Day Shyamalon Babylon?

Last what are we *doing?* Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 20, 2009, 09:48:42 PM
Isn't he doing Avatar now?

Last I fear for it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 20, 2009, 09:52:57 PM
Yeah, I don't even like Avatar. Why would they even make a movie version?

Last let's pull a Dragon Ball and cast white people as anime characters again Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 20, 2009, 10:00:17 PM
Avatar had it's moments. In fact as a movie I think it could make more sense than as a G animated series.

Last it's hard for Hollywood to be original Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on July 20, 2009, 11:59:29 PM
Avatar's all right.

Last but I saw a description of the casting as "cracker," "cracker," "cracker." Pretty accurate. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 21, 2009, 01:45:06 AM

Last lost the plot what the hell are you all talking about Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 21, 2009, 01:54:44 AM
Magic'd away my lord!

Last maaaagic'd awaaaayy???? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 21, 2009, 01:56:05 AM
Quote from: Scriblerus the Philosophe on July 20, 2009, 11:59:29 PM
Avatar's all right.

Last but I saw a description of the casting as "cracker," "cracker," "cracker." Pretty accurate. Post

Last popular with parrots, then Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 21, 2009, 01:56:52 AM
What's the one I get it confused with? Naruto?

Last I like to crawl away whenever most american/kids anime is mentioned Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 21, 2009, 03:08:56 AM
Well, the movie is based on the Nickelodeon animated series.

Last to my knowledge there is no Naruto movie with real people, besides with the elaborated plot I don't see it as an easy exercise Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 21, 2009, 05:01:53 AM
Ever seen the non-anime movie of Cutey Honey?

Last Japanese directors are all addicted to hallucinogenics I presume Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on July 21, 2009, 07:30:17 AM
Last Last Japanese movie I watched was Heaven and Earth Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 21, 2009, 08:45:50 AM
Is that more down to Earth than Heaven and Hell (Kurosawa) or Hell (Nobuo Nakagawa)?

Last both recommended Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 21, 2009, 05:42:31 PM
Luckily, Miyazaki is still making movies, and hopefully they're still as good as they've always been. The trailer for Ponyo wasn't very telling, storywise. Art looks fabulous, but that's sort of a given.

Last And I need to watch more Kurosawa, all I've seen is the Hidden Fortress Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 21, 2009, 10:36:16 PM
I need to watch both of those more.

Last for now waiting for District 9* Post

*I know it has nothing to do with it
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on July 21, 2009, 11:05:08 PM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 21, 2009, 01:56:52 AM
I like to crawl away whenever most american/kids anime is mentioned
Me, too. Naruto is meh and the fans are frequently scary. Spirited Away, however, is fantastic.


Last anime of any kind Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 21, 2009, 11:10:43 PM
Last I will stick with Park Chan-wookPost

Hmm.... need to get my hands on Thirst. Song Kang-ho is a great actor.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 21, 2009, 11:13:00 PM
Quote from: Scriblerus the Philosophe on July 21, 2009, 11:05:08 PM
Naruto* is meh and the fans are frequently scary.
Am I scary? :P ;) 8)

Last possibly... Post

*I've been reading the manga religiously which removes some of the most egregious abuses on the anime series. As for the fans... when was the last time you went to a Con?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 22, 2009, 08:53:05 AM
Btw, nobody is making any guesses on the LPWB word lately.

Last like a circle on a circle, like a wheel upon a wheel Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 22, 2009, 03:17:41 PM
Is that a Buddhist reference?

Last or are we talking about a gyroscope? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 22, 2009, 03:43:06 PM
Well, on the one hand it is a song allusion but it also aims at the LPWB and quite directly.
Not originally religious but later effectively made that. Not Buddhist.
Wrong preposition for the gyroscope.
And (repeating my earliest hint): Although it sounds like it you can't ride it (that hint is not very helpful in finding the word though).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 22, 2009, 04:27:06 PM
Ophanim comes to mind, but I doubt the word is this transparent.

Are we looking for a "standard" English word, or an adopted one?


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 22, 2009, 06:08:53 PM

I shall leave Swato to skirt around that one.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 22, 2009, 09:46:36 PM
Mmm.. so we aren't talking about a gyroscope but the gyroscope, one that you can't ride...

(http://www.weyak.ae/channels/blog/user_files/ham916/images/3c5ed7b2dc.jpg)
http://www.weyak.ae/channels/blog/user_files/ham916/images/3c5ed7b2dc.jpg

Last so that's off the table Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 23, 2009, 04:43:51 AM
Heh, most common English words are adopted (blame those Frenchies) ;)
Greek in origin but looking ordinary enough (and close to something one could ride).

Last also found in the spirograph Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 23, 2009, 03:05:57 PM
Spirographs have circles and spirals.

Last there is rotation but far from a gyroscope Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 23, 2009, 03:38:43 PM
I'm thinking it's similar to 'chariot'.


BTW, what has Pachy been up to these days?
(http://www.reuters.com/resources/r/?m=02&d=20090702&t=2&i=10723031&w=450&r=2009-07-02T143030Z_01_GM1E56Q0XNS01_RTRRPP_0_THAILAND)


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 23, 2009, 03:51:46 PM
No chariot, and the spirograph does not actually produce spirals but... And by what means?
Another old hint: Introduced by someone later often mistaken (and thus depicted) as a king and abandoned by a guy who had to defend his mother against charges that could have meant her death.

Last gear up! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 23, 2009, 04:31:09 PM
That sounds like a torture device...

Last what do the pandaphants eat? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 23, 2009, 04:59:28 PM
Hmmm.... wonder if I should take a gamble on this one? Nah, roulette is not of Greek origin.


Last maybe I should give up and go for an epic ride on my bicycle, but make sure to leave my Bic lighter at home - it's a fire hazard Post

;) ;) ;) ;)

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 23, 2009, 05:50:03 PM
I have less teef now!

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 23, 2009, 07:20:11 PM
Agujim is close and used the solid ridable one.
Now go for the similar abstract that cannot be ridden (except off ;))

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 23, 2009, 07:24:55 PM
In protest, let me state that perhaps you aren't following my clues closely enough. Bicycle is not the entire sentence there. ;)



Last no time for giving clues, let someone else take it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 23, 2009, 07:30:00 PM
Hey, it's still me who has the word!
Spit it out before you refuse to give a new one or you will get bound by the horse shackle.  :mrgreen:

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 24, 2009, 02:19:07 AM

The spirit of the game is being adulterated.

Last protest Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 24, 2009, 03:59:45 AM
modulated?

Last I lost the game Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 24, 2009, 04:49:18 AM
The horse shackle is a clue btw (but only for the real experts).

As for adulteration:
[youtube=425,350]wTHn5oFPmi8[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTHn5oFPmi8

Last think astronomy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 24, 2009, 06:05:41 AM
An astrolabe?

Last not a theodolite Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 24, 2009, 08:08:32 AM
Something abstract!
And neither astrolabe nor theodolith sound like bicycle variants to me :mrgreen:

Last round on round on round Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on July 24, 2009, 10:42:15 AM
Last hobby horse? draisine? dandy horse? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 24, 2009, 01:55:38 PM
nothing horse related (the horse only comes in with the first historic description of the idea)

Last and the angel turns the crank Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 24, 2009, 02:26:57 PM

Yeh and I am getting cranky; shopping for commodes is not fun.

Last no toilet jokes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 24, 2009, 03:22:06 PM
I just remembered this old clip and even found it on youtube

[youtube=425,350]7n34maK6xQM&NR[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n34maK6xQM&NR=1

Last no connection to the LPWB Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 24, 2009, 03:25:03 PM
So, a mechanic horse, a motorcycle but with a different name...

Last but reitwagen doesn't sound greek at all Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 24, 2009, 03:30:29 PM
Nothing horse related in the word itself!!!
But about the first one to give a description likened it geometrically to a horse shackle.

Last next time I'll give a formula Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 24, 2009, 03:31:20 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on July 24, 2009, 02:19:07 AM

The spirit of the game is being adulterated.

One thing I am not is adulterous.  Heck, I'm barely adult, most times....

I'll get this over with, but someone will have to pick a new word - I'm out for the weekend and can't divert daily time to clueing. My clue yesterday should have helped (an p'raps provides motivation to keep me out of the Cluemaster position :mrgreen:):


maybe I should give up and go for an epic ride on my bicycle, but make sure to leave my Bic lighter at home - it's a fire hazard 

epicbicycle - bic = !!! LAST POST WORD BINGO WINNER !!


Last there ye be Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 24, 2009, 03:35:36 PM
Write the darn word, wouldya?

Last I have no clue anyway Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 24, 2009, 03:37:29 PM
Aggie is the Cluemaster? This explains much.

Last batman reference no one will get Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 24, 2009, 03:39:40 PM
OK, OK, settle down y'all.

I would like Dr. Swato to reveal the angelic connections - I never tracked down the religious aspects, although they were a good red herring.


Last but I a'in't giving out the next one Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 24, 2009, 03:40:54 PM
x=r1*sin(phi)+r2*sin(chi)+[S{ri*sin(anglei)}i=3=>n]
y=r1*cos(phi)+r2*cos(chi)+[S{ri*sin(anglei)}i=3=>n]
phi=phi(t)
chi=chi(t)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 24, 2009, 03:42:41 PM
OK, that's a word that I would have never, ever, jamais, guessed.

Last phylogenetic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 24, 2009, 03:58:16 PM
I now see two people claiming to know the word without delivering the proof >:(
What is this? Obama's birth certificate? ;)

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Oh, now I see. Ex-post changes! Scandal!

OK: E p i c y c l e = circle on a circle

Core part of the Ptolemaian geocentric model. Medieval illustration often portray Ptolemaios with a crown because he was falsely believed to belong to the Egyptian royal family of the same name. This model was later taken to be the truth in a practically dogmatic way by the church. Depictions of the model often show an angel moving the celestial spheres by turning a crank.
Eudoxus of Knidos tried to describe the movement of the planets by a similar model. The resulting curve he called the hippopede (horse foot shackle).
Kepler replaced this model with his elliptical (instead of circular) curves. Kepler saved his (very unpleasamt) mother from death by defending her successfully against charges of witchcraft. the spirograph also uses a circle (=cogwheel) rotating on/in another circle (cogring).

(http://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/holden/epicycle.gif)
http://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/holden/epi[delete this]cycle.gif
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 24, 2009, 04:05:57 PM
Fascinating

Last But the cause is sort of lost on me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 24, 2009, 04:35:54 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 24, 2009, 03:58:16 PM
Oh, now I see. Ex-post changes! Scandal!

Actually, I posted the current form originally, then modified to check whether I should solve it, then returned the post to its original form. 

So it wasn't really changed, but it definitely wasn't the

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when the solution reappeared.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 24, 2009, 07:03:05 PM

Last who wants to send me a word? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 24, 2009, 07:06:26 PM
Last Psst. Bird is the word Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 24, 2009, 08:45:54 PM
A large, blue, beautiful and sadly endangered bird.

Last guess that word ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 25, 2009, 09:06:56 AM
The Norwegian Blue (wonderful plumage!)?

Last Post

And my hard drive seems to have bought the farm. Don't know, whether it died of old age or there is a defect in the cables and it is actually OK. But there is data on it I couldn't yet save because the CD burner died a few months ago and couldn't be replaced because new ones don't fit the interfaces in my stone age (late last century, I think) computer. :censored: :headbang: :desperate: :eeksign: :aargh!: :help:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 25, 2009, 01:50:26 PM
My desktop PC died a couple of weeks ago too. Maybe they are in league.

I took the hard discs out so I can plug them into my laptop. All is not lost.

I also scavanged some other parts. ;D

Last life may not end when ones PC dies Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 25, 2009, 02:13:26 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 25, 2009, 09:06:56 AM
And my hard drive seems to have bought the farm. Don't know, whether it died of old age or there is a defect in the cables and it is actually OK. But there is data on it I couldn't yet save because the CD burner died a few months ago and couldn't be replaced because new ones don't fit the interfaces in my stone age (late last century, I think) computer.
You can still find IDE burners but you have to ask specifically for them (I frankly doubt there is an older interface) If you need help send me a PM or use/create a thread in the tech section, and I'll be glad to assist you.
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 25, 2009, 09:06:56 AM
The Norwegian Blue (wonderful plumage!)?
Nope

Last did I mentioned it's a parrot? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 26, 2009, 08:34:30 AM
Is it a single word?
'The Blue Bird of Happiness' (or 'Bluebird of Happiness') is a bit long.
As is 'Blue-throated Macaw'. Lear's Macaw?

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(http://www.parrotsinternational.org/Images/Photos/Lears/Lears-Image22.jpg)
http://www.parrotsinternational.org/Images/Photos/Lears/Lears-Image22.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 26, 2009, 07:04:37 PM
Last blue footed boobies? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 26, 2009, 07:18:04 PM
There's of course always this guy
(http://www.fishtaxidermist.com/parrotfishu.jpg)
http://www.fishtaxidermist.com/parrotfishu.jpg

Last Schnapsdrossel* Post

*lit. booze thrush. Dictionary gives boozehound as a translation though, totally different class of animal.
just for info: in German 'blau' (blue) does not mean sad but drunk, so the Schnapsdrossel is a blue bird.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 26, 2009, 10:19:07 PM

This all sounds too complicated. I'll stick to a simpe

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 27, 2009, 01:48:42 AM
I was thinking on the Hyacinth but I'll grant that Lear's is in a more delicate situation.

Last it's popularity in captivity gives them an edge  :-\ Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 27, 2009, 04:52:50 AM
Could someone please remove the e p i c y c l e from the filter.

Last pining for the words Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 27, 2009, 05:01:33 AM
Last doesn't that mean you should be taking a nap of some kind? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 27, 2009, 08:09:41 AM
Indeed. Operation Data Rescue (from my dying hardrive) took quite long, so I had less than 5 hours of sleep.

Last snoring Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 27, 2009, 08:11:31 AM
Good timing, Swato! I was jut talking with my friend about how late we are up and how we should get off the internet and go to sleep. I say, casually "The germans will be waking up soon..."

Lo and behold, one comes up and takes the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 27, 2009, 12:10:49 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 27, 2009, 04:52:50 AM
Could someone please remove the e p i c y c l e from the filter.

That requires someone sending me a new word ;D

Last anyone? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on July 27, 2009, 12:46:32 PM
Last did anyone guess it? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 27, 2009, 01:41:05 PM
I assume that it was the macaw. There is just the question wich subspecies do count as correct ;)

I'll send a new word to Griffin.

Last a seen-it-all Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 27, 2009, 02:53:00 PM
I can tell you that those are mesmerizing in person.

Last If there were a way to interact with such birds without caging them... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 27, 2009, 03:56:34 PM
Or cutting their wings (as they do with the Tower of London ravens).

Last not that that is more humane Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on July 27, 2009, 04:37:15 PM
I think they cut the feathers, not the actual wings.....


Last Ravenmaster is such a cool job title Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 27, 2009, 04:58:53 PM
But the birds change their feathers once a year iirc.
I think (no time to check right now) the shorten the wings, so they don't give enough lift (or maybe they cut some tendons).

Last Völund on Säwarstad Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 27, 2009, 06:25:46 PM

Swato's new LPWB word is in.

Last all systems go Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 27, 2009, 06:52:45 PM
Dunno about the ravens but with pet birds is frequent to cut the long feathers on their wings (the remiges) which substantially cuts their lift capability.

Last for instance my birds had their wings clipped when we got them but after 8-10 months the feathers were replaced and now can fly with no problems Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 27, 2009, 06:58:29 PM

what must a bird think when they flap away and don't get lift off?

Last ornothological psychology Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 27, 2009, 08:30:04 PM
They consult their personal kakapo (or if that is unavailable a house chicken). Those know about being birds with full wings but without the ability of proper flight.

Ostriches could be among the LPWBs, if they got the fancy.
Word contains something spherical and a rather slow movement.

Last that shouldn't help Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 27, 2009, 09:47:48 PM
wild guess: Fabergé Egg?

Last unlikely, but fancy eggs! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 27, 2009, 10:33:28 PM
A ball bearing?

Last mechanical Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 28, 2009, 08:30:08 AM
No, something alive (or the ostrich would make no sense*)
4 syllables in German, 3 in English, first part could stand on your desk**, second part a name in Lord of the Rings that did not make in into the published edition.

*not that it actually makes any sense but that's something completely different.
** for years two stood on mine.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 28, 2009, 06:50:14 PM
last when is swato going on Jeopardy? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 28, 2009, 08:27:56 PM
I am more a beware of the leopard guy ;)

Last clueless Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: nefyuBB on July 29, 2009, 05:55:54 AM
lass goal post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 29, 2009, 07:45:10 AM
Last around the world I sought for you Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 29, 2009, 09:46:23 AM
Last Would that be ATC or Daft Punk? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 29, 2009, 12:03:38 PM
No idea. That song is older than both I presume. (Around the World in 80 Days, theme music)

Last that btw was a clue Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 29, 2009, 08:09:02 PM
I hardly try on this thing, all the clues get confusing. But I can always get more clues for the others! Maybe.

Last All I know is that that's what the Up! Soundrack was based on. Same style. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: nefyuBB on July 30, 2009, 01:04:16 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 29, 2009, 07:45:10 AM
Last around the world I sought for you Post


Lalalalallalala

OOoooooooo
awound tha worl
i seerch fer ya
i sailin on wen anty' s Faith , Hope an , Chariddy wuz gone fer dere rondy views
i nu sumwarr sumoim summaow
yeed heer me sing  an not barf lik ya barf wite naow

Et mite ave bin in counting daon
arr nu yuk guy purry or eben lundun towne
no moor wull i sail  wownd thee worl 4 i foun da worl in ye

HOKAY! YA GUYS WIFF ALLA INSTRAWMINTZ ! YA KAN PWAY WIFF DEM NOAW !

lalalalalala ahum ahum ahum lalalalalalallalal

oh dats good moosik !

lalalalalalaalala


hokay unlk bing
  yer toin ta sing it noaw
den et unkl wictor den unkl mantow vanny
den unkle nat
den libby rocky gunna pway it on da pie anny
an den i go nappy

but et hokay cos i kumin bak !
lalalalalalallaa


rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 30, 2009, 08:43:35 AM
nefyuBB got at the booze again (I though the squidlings had drunk it all).

Last join the navy and see the moat Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 30, 2009, 08:46:35 AM
I think I'll end up staying up till sunrise, today. This night.

Last To-morning? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 30, 2009, 09:02:25 AM
These boots are made for walking
Last and will carry the LPWB round the world at a leisurely pace Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 30, 2009, 04:59:37 PM
Are we still talking about the yolks of ostrich eggs?

Last lalalala Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 30, 2009, 06:59:14 PM
Although I will egg you on still, there is nothing necessarily birdy about the LPWB.
The ostrich only came in because it is not a flying but a walking bird.

Last although despite their name the LPWBs these days also fly, if they can afford it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 30, 2009, 07:51:06 PM
Humans are flightless and only do it if they can afford it.

Last animate Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 30, 2009, 11:25:21 PM

Last inanimate Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 30, 2009, 11:29:30 PM
Last Denominate Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 31, 2009, 02:05:58 AM
Denomination?

Last or conversion rate? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on July 31, 2009, 05:22:42 AM
LAST   enumerated   POST
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 31, 2009, 09:08:37 AM
Hey, did this crosspollinate with the word association thread?  ???

Last traveller without real aim Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 31, 2009, 03:31:16 PM
Crosspolinated is a kind word to describe it.

Last don't use mineral or vegetable when animal fits the description Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 31, 2009, 03:47:20 PM
That reminds of the old baby oil vs. olive oil* joke
Last that one brought Gary Larson** into hot water Post

*or Oyl
**looking for that cartoon brought me here:
http://therussler.tripod.com/cw/tough_questions.html
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 31, 2009, 06:15:44 PM
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Last classic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 31, 2009, 07:24:06 PM
Something about bananas and Freudian slips?

Last joke not on par Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 31, 2009, 08:34:32 PM
Freudian slip - is that where you say one thing and mean your mother?


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 31, 2009, 09:01:42 PM
Slip and fall in love?

Last the risks of psychoanalysis Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on August 01, 2009, 05:59:06 AM
Last   archetypical   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 01, 2009, 06:02:11 AM
Typical of what, the archeopteryx?

Last what were we talking about? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on August 01, 2009, 06:13:32 AM
Last  I have no idea, just play along until it makes sense   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 01, 2009, 08:03:42 AM
Last
..............................that could take a while..............................
Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 01, 2009, 08:30:59 AM
LPWB is Aragorn as a hobbit on the Shakespeare stage

Last that should suffice Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 01, 2009, 12:58:19 PM

Last has swato gone mad? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 01, 2009, 02:35:13 PM
Wasn't he to start with?

Last and all of us for what matters Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on August 01, 2009, 09:34:16 PM
Last Lammas Day Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 02, 2009, 04:20:02 AM
Last llamas day? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 02, 2009, 08:28:22 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on August 01, 2009, 12:58:19 PM

Last has swato gone mad? Post

If you look into the history of middle-earth (wikipedia will do), you will see that Aragorn as hobbit makes sense.
As does the actual Shakespeare stage.

Last the LPWB is the combination of those two Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 02, 2009, 04:40:54 PM
If anyone gets it from that clue, I'll eat my hat.

Last imaginitive clues are nice but naughty Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 02, 2009, 06:27:28 PM
I don't know how to get closer without more or less typing the solution in.

Last Try your google- and wiki-fu with the clues given Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 02, 2009, 11:42:46 PM
Last I cannot wait until Dinoland and her leettle friend leave and I can have my living room back Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 03, 2009, 10:26:00 AM
Last nothing to say at the moment Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 03, 2009, 06:41:17 PM

Last nothing to say either Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 03, 2009, 08:23:40 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on August 03, 2009, 06:41:17 PM

Last nothing to say either Post

Last so we are in agreement Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 04, 2009, 02:31:52 PM


Quote from: Swatopluk on August 03, 2009, 08:23:40 PM
Last so we are in agreement Post

Last Yes, definitely, but I still have to take the Last Post Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 04, 2009, 07:15:05 PM
And I will make a last attempt to get someone to guess the LPWB word correctly.

LPWB = Shakespeare's original stage + Aragorn's name when he was still a hobbit (and it's not 'Boffin' or 'Took')

Last desperate Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 04, 2009, 08:22:36 PM

Perhaps you should have written that in caps !  (the English method of making people understand us)

Last mmm I fancy an artichoke* Post


* CLUE CLUE CLUE CLUE CLUE
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 04, 2009, 09:47:24 PM
I find myself both antsy for school to start and reeeeeally, really not wanting my summer to be over yet. Also, my eReader is pissing me off still.

Last USB problem, my foot Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 05, 2009, 08:03:40 AM
Put a hammock in the classroom then ;)

:duh: :sweepgirl:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 05, 2009, 04:54:31 PM

Hey!! Swato forgot the LP :giggle:

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 05, 2009, 10:09:53 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 05, 2009, 08:03:40 AM
Put a hammock in the classroom then ;)
I WILL. My speech teacher likes me, so he might let me. ;)

Last tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiired Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 06, 2009, 08:48:13 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on August 05, 2009, 04:54:31 PM

Hey!! Swato forgot the LP :giggle:

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Quote from: Swatopluk on August 05, 2009, 08:03:40 AM
Put a hammock in the classroom then ;)

:duh: :sweepgirl:

Hey, all the letters are there ;)

aLoPsstt

Btw, I don't get the artichoke clue
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 06, 2009, 10:40:42 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 05, 2009, 08:03:40 AM
Hey, all the letters are there ;)

Tsk! Silly me! Of course they are.

Have PMd you re artichoke.

Last horse-play Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 06, 2009, 12:36:29 PM
Last the spherical non-gallopper? Post

Completely unrelated:
[youtube=425,350]jvt2j3A7E9A[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvt2j3A7E9A
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 06, 2009, 01:12:18 PM

Last or the spherical non-canterer? Post

Gar! We can't even give it away!

Love the Jesus clip.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 06, 2009, 02:57:05 PM
Sounds like a porcine foot disorder, to me. Maybe wee wooden shoes would help?

Last include a trip to Harlem, and I might take it Post

;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 06, 2009, 03:42:53 PM
Aragorn wore wooden shoes when he was a hobbit and the second part of the LPWB.
Before Akallabeth he could not have been the full LPWB since Middle Earth was still flat.
Last Also don't forget that the first part of the LPWB is the original Shakespeare stage Post

As for the football* Jesus, in Germany a football club just got into trouble when Muslims found out that their (quite old) official song contained a line proclaiming that Mohammed was no expert as far as football was concerned (and that he just invented the color scheme used by said club)

*soccer for Americans
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 06, 2009, 04:17:05 PM
Americans will do better with a basketball reference than football, I think. ;)

I did catch that news item on the blue & white.

Last yes, I'm the LPWB grinch Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 07, 2009, 08:33:55 AM
Oh well Im the type of guy who will never settle down
Where pretty girls are well, you know that Im around
I kiss em and I loveem cause to me theyre all the same
I hug em and I squeeze em they dont even know my name
They call me the wanderer yeah the wanderer
I roam around around around...

Oh well theres flo on my left and theres mary on my right
And janie is the girl with that Ill be with tonight
And when she asks me which one I love the best
I tear open my shirt I got rosie on my chest
cause Im the wanderer yeah the wanderer
I roam around around around...

Oh well I roam from town to town
I go through life without a care
til Im as happy as a clown
With my two fists of iron and Im going nowhere

Im the type of guy that likes to roam around
Im never in one place I roam from town to town
And when I find myself a-fallin for some girl
I hop right into that car of mine and ride around the world
Yeah Im the wanderer yeah the wanderer
I roam around around around...

Oh yeah Im the type of guy that likes to roam around
Im never in one place I roam from town to town
And when I find myself a-fallin for some girl
I hop right into that car of mine and ride around the world
Yeah cause Im a wanderer yeah a wanderer
I roam around around around...
cause Im a wanderer yeah a wanderer
I roam around around around...

Last a LPWB could sing that Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 09, 2009, 06:13:29 PM
I don't get it

Last but I just got here Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 10, 2009, 08:42:48 AM
OK, slowly once more for the morans (http://memewatch.com/thelist/archives/pix/morans.jpg)  ;)

Three syllables (4 in German)
First part a sphere and also the Shakespeare stage.
Second part a person of rather slow movement and also Aragorn's name when he was still a hobbit (and wore wooden shoes).
Info for the latter can be found in wikipedia.
Together a rather aimless traveller.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 10, 2009, 11:30:48 AM
I get the Estel reference. Is the first syllable 'ball'?

Last It doesn't sound like a word Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 10, 2009, 12:50:05 PM
Estel is not a hobbit name (and it's also not Boffin or Took for that matter)
No, not a ball. One might stand on your desk (two stood on mine until a few years ago).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 10, 2009, 03:07:18 PM
Last whistles "Sweet Georgia Brown" Post

:mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 10, 2009, 04:30:01 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on August 10, 2009, 03:07:18 PM
Last whistles "Sweet Georgia Brown" Post

:mrgreen:

I had to look that up but that makes you the winner, if you claim the prize (and pay the price by sending Griffin a new word and us clues).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 10, 2009, 05:18:02 PM

Last LOL! I had to look it up too Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 10, 2009, 05:24:30 PM
I'm gone all this week, so I'll just be content taking the

Last Post



Incidentally, check my 2 Last Posts on Last Page; the Eurocentric clues are confounding the American audience, and this particular line of clueing is a surefire, I think. I back-cracked it from equine references (same word as the pig anatomy; familiar with that bit from Animal Farm), but the Aragorn clue, which Wiki directed me to, is pure gold.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 10, 2009, 07:10:45 PM
And I feel stupid because I still don't get it.

Last the lyrics of Sweet Georgia Brown didn't help Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 10, 2009, 07:26:41 PM
As always, it's not what you say, it's how you say it. ;)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 10, 2009, 08:53:27 PM
(http://www.welt.de/multimedia/archive/1173023520000/00175/elch_DW_Wissenschaf_175352g.jpg)
http://www.welt.de/multimedia/archive/1173023520000/00175/elch_DW_Wissenschaf_175352g.jpg
(http://www.sandfisch.de/bilder/diewuestelebt/kamel.jpg)
http://www.sandfisch.de/bilder/diewuestelebt/kamel.jpg

Last We have totally neglected the animals of the year for far too long Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 10, 2009, 09:12:44 PM
Not me, I ate one of the above quite recently. ;D


Last well, not a whole one Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 10, 2009, 11:07:52 PM
Somewhat hungry were you?

Last and how did you procure the beast? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 10, 2009, 11:29:10 PM
Scavenging off of someone else's kill, as virtually all of my meat consumption is these days*.  I prefer predation in principle (it's not pleasant in practice, but I like the honesty of handling all aspects necessary to take my meat from the hoof to the table), but I don't trust the fish in this stagnant province and haven't been hunting in a few years. 


Last just a couple of moose steaks, need someone to give me another deer leg or two Post


*I avoid roadkill, but was sorely tempted last time I hit a deer with my car. ;)  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 11, 2009, 01:20:28 AM
But if you hit it yourself and the animal isn't too damaged I wouldn't see too much problem.

Last now, your wife might thing differently Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 11, 2009, 02:42:35 AM
ROFL, once she determined that I was OK and the vehicle damage was superficial, the next question was "Did you bring some back"? ;D

But considering I was coming from outside of town with 2/3 of my windshield smashed out, a hindquarters in the back might be a little hard to explain to any curious police.  Plus, I would have had to wait for the officers that I called to put the poor dear deer out of its misery to leave the scene*.  A Firefly is not capable of a clean kill.  :'(

Dad has tagged out (i.e. used a valid hunting permit - we have yearly bag limits for deer) very fresh road kill with minimal damage during hunting season (someone else hit a deer outside of his shop and came for assistance, body damage was minimal), so actually I have eaten roadkill as a kid.

Last not technically a legal form of hunting, but why let it go to waste? Post


*took them long enough to respond in the first place - <5 mins outside of a small, sleepy town and it took 45 min to respond. And their shot was terrible.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 11, 2009, 08:43:50 AM
Roadkill is all the rage these days it seems
http://www.alternet.org/environment/141595/road_kill:_it's_fresh,_it's_organic,_it's_free/

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 11, 2009, 01:49:35 PM
I guess it makes sense, although I wouldn't eat roadkill unless I hit the animal myself.

Last it would spoil to soon in this weather Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 11, 2009, 02:06:32 PM
What about the insects on the windshield?  ;)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 11, 2009, 03:07:33 PM
You would have to lick it.

Last perhaps fried grasshoppers? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on August 11, 2009, 08:57:33 PM
Round here you get loads of hare, rabbits, and pheasants (fortunately nothing much larger). Currently it's loads of dumb, slow moving pigeons mopping up what the grain lorries have dropped.

Last time for a game book in the glove compartment Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 12, 2009, 08:01:47 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 11, 2009, 03:07:33 PM
You would have to lick it.

Last perhaps fried grasshoppers? Post

Locusts are considered a delicacy (Can't say. I never tried).

Last with honey Post

(http://www.stalingradonline.pytalhost.com/wordpress/rocko/wp-content/blogheuschreckenbangkok.jpg)
http://www.stalingradonline.pytalhost.com/wordpress/rocko/wp-content/blogheuschreckenbangkok.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 12, 2009, 04:18:44 PM
It shouldn't be that bad.

Last seriously, what's the difference with shrimp? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on August 12, 2009, 05:09:56 PM
Had fried grasshoppers in Uganda. They fry them up in a big wok, with some oil and spices, and sell them like packets of nuts in the bars and markets. Got quite a taste for them, actually.


The rules in UK state that if you run over a deer, you are legally obliged to leave it. The next person who comes down the road is legally entitled to pick it up....


Last this is why we always travel in convoy in Scotland Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 12, 2009, 07:35:06 PM
That reminds me of this song
[youtube=425,350]x4ceUYL9g7I[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4ceUYL9g7I

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 13, 2009, 02:50:50 PM
So that's what happened to braveheart?

Last :P Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 13, 2009, 03:58:32 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 13, 2009, 02:50:50 PM
So that's what happened to braveheart?

Last :P Post

Can't remember that he ended as roadkill or was lynched for riding too slowly. ;)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 13, 2009, 11:07:30 PM
Not exactly lynched but had he run faster he may have avoided the impasse.

Last is dismembership better than lynching? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 14, 2009, 06:09:44 AM
Did anyone claim globetrotter yet?


I can pick a word, but need help clueing - any volunteer accomplices? 

Last excluding Swato, or it'd be deadlocked for eternity  ;) ;) :-* Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 14, 2009, 08:18:31 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 13, 2009, 11:07:30 PM
Not exactly lynched but had he run faster he may have avoided the impasse.

Last is dismembership better than lynching? Post

I thought dismembership is being excluded from the communist party and getting a signed and sealed certificate that you never were a member.

Old joke: recruit two new members to the party and you can leave the party. recruit three and you get the above mentioned cerificate

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 14, 2009, 01:40:01 PM
Clue (don't think the word is in yet, but I'm about to start a 14 hour work day, so I'd better get one in):

A technological neologism which doesn't refer to the technology that spawned it.

Could possibly be used to describe a roadway. ;)


Last in the proper context Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 14, 2009, 03:21:44 PM
The information super highway?
Transit protocols?
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 14, 2009, 03:52:27 PM
TCP/IP? ;)

Last for all we know it could be about rockets Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 14, 2009, 03:55:31 PM
Something about path(s)?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 14, 2009, 08:33:30 PM

The LPWB word is IN.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 14, 2009, 08:52:42 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on August 14, 2009, 08:33:30 PM

The LPWB word is IN.

Last Post

You mean it is Lucy van Pelt?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 14, 2009, 11:44:41 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 14, 2009, 08:52:42 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on August 14, 2009, 08:33:30 PM

The LPWB word is IN.

Last Post

You mean it is Lucy van Pelt?

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Yes. Exactly what I meant. But it was a bluff.

{ I love that cartoon but cannot find any of the good old lemonade booth, although lots of references to it

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 15, 2009, 05:21:03 AM
Meh, I don't think I'll get it anyway.

Last I barely get the movie game once in a blue moon Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 15, 2009, 08:18:40 AM
Maybe it's alleygation ;)

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(http://img2.allposters.com/images/ADVG/888.jpg)
http://img2.allposters.com/images/ADVG/888.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 15, 2009, 03:34:15 PM
Or some roadsted chicken?

Last I'm going out of my way Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 15, 2009, 06:41:03 PM
An aerop-lane
a socio-path
a b-road-sword

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 15, 2009, 09:21:55 PM

Thanks for the cartoon Swato.

Clue: where are you right now?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 15, 2009, 10:22:10 PM
On my butt?

Last the wheels on my chair are to small for the road Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 16, 2009, 09:46:15 AM
In front of the holy PC and surfing the waves of the internet

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 16, 2009, 04:07:57 PM
Perhaps like a channel?

Last chips of bits or bits of chips Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 16, 2009, 10:18:24 PM

You are dancing around the LPWB word. Or at least part of it. It is two syllables.

Last orbiting Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 16, 2009, 10:31:12 PM
Then it isn't a root canal.

Last Panama has 3 syllables Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 17, 2009, 12:05:51 AM
Also may be used to describe a butcher's freezer.


Last temperature not important Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 17, 2009, 01:42:38 AM
Amway brand?  :dontknow:

Last something scam related? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 17, 2009, 04:16:20 AM
Huh? Missed the Amway reference. 

More literal than that, I think.


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 17, 2009, 08:33:23 AM
Then maybe Amtrak/amtrak?

Last no idea Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 17, 2009, 01:01:51 PM
Or ethos and pathos?

Last or any other Greek reference? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 17, 2009, 01:13:29 PM
Frigid pork in the store involved?
Last storage in memory lane with anthill inside Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 17, 2009, 02:15:23 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 17, 2009, 01:01:51 PM
Or ethos and pathos?

Last or any other Greek reference? Post

Much more recent than that (1990's - remember, it's a neologism). ;)

More punk than pathos in origin, although I'm not referring to a musical genre (or sub-genre for that matter).


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 17, 2009, 03:01:37 PM
A mainboard (not derived from carpentry) ?
A router?
Does it consist of plain English words or obvious Latinisms or Grecisms?
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 17, 2009, 03:34:44 PM
Completely english; it's a compound word. Compound usage is a neologism, but neither component word is new or notable (a five year old would be familiar with both parts, but not likely the compound). Second word is not cosmic in this context.

Somewhat denigrating to the (human) body, unless you are a cannibal. ;)


Last lol, totally read "router" in context of carpentry, not computersPost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 17, 2009, 03:57:24 PM
Currently out of ideas and leaving the offcie in a few minutes.
So, I just claim the Last Post for now.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 17, 2009, 04:06:50 PM
Ah, so you'll be busy in the LPWB word.  ;) HINT HINT ;)


I'll take the Last Post, too.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 17, 2009, 04:15:21 PM
A bathroom isn't a neologism.

Last Nor root beer which was my other uninformed guess Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 17, 2009, 04:30:00 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 17, 2009, 01:13:29 PM
Frigid pork in the store involved?
Last storage in memory lane with anthill inside Post

Surprising how difficult the LPWB is proving to be. I think Swato has come closest.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 17, 2009, 04:48:42 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 17, 2009, 04:15:21 PM
A bathroom isn't a neologism.

Nor would it be unfamiliar to a 5-year-old.  Not sure what the lower age limit of awareness of the term is these days; I suspect it's constantly dropping unless the kids these days don't use it (I'm otherwise guessing that tweens could know it).  There are a few synonymous acronyms referring to the same thing as the LPWB.   

Note that the antonym of the LPWB word is patterned similarly (compound; same second word) to the LPWB word, with the first word of the compound antonym derived from a term coined by a mathematician in the middle of the 20th century.  The antonym itself was coined by an author in the 80's.  If you get the antonym, the LPWB will fall solidly in your lap.

Last got that yet? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 17, 2009, 07:38:03 PM
Last nope Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 18, 2009, 12:52:15 AM
I'd better take the Last Post, in that case.



Slow in here today - everyone must be busy in *LPWB word*.

CLUE ADDENDUM:
Quote from: Agujjim on August 17, 2009, 04:48:42 PMThe antonym itself was coined by an author in the 80's.

A sci-fi author, if that's relevant.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 18, 2009, 02:50:14 AM
Possibly relevant...

Last but not for me, yet Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 18, 2009, 02:55:52 AM
Revisiting another clue:  Don't get steamed up about the literary (sub)genre from whence the LPWB word (and its antonym) originate.  Close, but no boiler....



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Oh, and as there were some inquiries about Greek, although it won't help you with the LPWB directly, a Greek derivation could steer you towards the antonym.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 18, 2009, 08:20:39 AM
cyberspace unfortunately has a syllable to much (many?).

And only Afghan 5 year olds would be familiar with the Cyber Pass ;) Post

Btw, does it have something to do with IT at all or are we chasing nondomesticated fowl here?
And are your repeated use of words in connection with cooking/boiling rlevant?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 18, 2009, 02:23:48 PM
I'll take the

Last Post

until a more substantial clue comes around.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 18, 2009, 02:25:24 PM
Let me relieve you of it.
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 18, 2009, 02:28:20 PM
I am relieved.

Last no I'm not Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 18, 2009, 02:31:39 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 18, 2009, 08:20:39 AM
cyberspace unfortunately has a syllable to much (many?).

Yes, it does have one syllable two many. It also has two syllables wrong.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 18, 2009, 03:02:49 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 18, 2009, 08:20:39 AM
cyberspace unfortunately has a syllable to much (many?).

And only Afghan 5 year olds would be familiar with the Cyber Pass ;) Post

Btw, does it have something to do with IT at all or are we chasing nondomesticated fowl here?
And are your repeated use of words in connection with cooking/boiling rlevant?

Didn't know I was using cooking terms (I often speak in food metaphors, not surprising) - yes, they are potentially relevant (broiling more so than boiling) but not directly to the LPWB word.

You've solved as far as 'cyber' (sub-clue, not part of the word, although I've devoted a serious amount of cluing at it) without apparently using the actual boiler clue: 'no boiler' and 'don't get steamed up' refers, in the negative, to steampunk (nothing to do with it), considered a literary sub-genre of cyberpunk (relevant).

Re-ponder the clues, this one is as good as solved...

Last doesn't refer to IT and especially not to AI but you are looking in the right direction for word origins Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 18, 2009, 03:42:08 PM
Ah, victual reality ;)

Last pro- and antigrams Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 18, 2009, 04:10:25 PM
Until it's typed explicitly, I'll just grab the


Last more visceral than victual Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 18, 2009, 04:52:47 PM
A cyborg?

Last what else? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 18, 2009, 06:31:22 PM
Now all the syllables are wrong. ;)

The LPWBW is a place (or a state, but not the political kind) moreso than a thing.  The antonym has already been revealed, but not by me.



Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 18, 2009, 06:35:53 PM
Perhaps being sober I'd get something.

Last nor higher or lower Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 18, 2009, 11:09:48 PM
Just the Last Post for me, thanks.

Unless anyone needs me to confirm the antonym?  Specify it, and confirmation shall be yours...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 18, 2009, 11:29:09 PM
The only thing I can claim as mine is the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 19, 2009, 10:15:09 AM
Inspace outspace phasespace coolspace
What's this place?
What's the race?
Wipe that vile grin from your face
And avoid my deadly gaze
To us are now belong your base
Last Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on August 19, 2009, 01:04:01 PM
Bad poetry will not secure you the

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 19, 2009, 02:42:47 PM
But isn't this myspace where it is mandatory?

Last there once was a poor knight who was in awful plight Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 19, 2009, 02:57:39 PM
Bad poetry might work, as the second half of the word has been positively identified.

Last give me the antonym again, and I can confirm it Post


Is it time to mention that the word leans more towards slang than a technical neologism?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 19, 2009, 05:29:51 PM

I will also now admit I didn't know the word. :o

Last shameful Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 19, 2009, 05:46:21 PM
So it isn't just me?

Last what a relief Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 19, 2009, 11:40:26 PM
Clue Clearance on Aisle 5:

-Antonym of cyberspace & shares half of the compound word
-"Visceral reality"
-Common internet acronym equivalent is "RL"
-Sounds like a butcher's storage facility

Last just take a guess Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 20, 2009, 01:43:51 AM
Realspace?
Rentspace?
Meatspace?
M e a t s p a c e

Last I heard of it as 'brick & mortar' but... Post

PS: I would associate it with a red light district.  :P
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 20, 2009, 04:25:34 AM
I was under the impression it had a history of usage here - but that was mostly me with a bit of help from Chatty and Po9.



Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 20, 2009, 08:25:04 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 20, 2009, 01:43:51 AM
PS: I would associate it with a red light district.  :P

That would be meat mattress

Last very vulgar Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on August 20, 2009, 11:49:01 AM
sneaks in under the radar, watches until everyone is distracted by the "meatspace/meatmattress discussion, and is off with the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 20, 2009, 02:47:34 PM
Problem is that it was boob(y)trapped and now the mutated Venusian flytrap is starting to digest you.

Last tenderized dog pie Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on August 20, 2009, 03:06:53 PM
Last no longer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 20, 2009, 03:49:15 PM
So, it is already finished?

Last according to Ice Age 3 elephants are also within the prey pattern Post

(http://www.jagdmaler-th-bold.de/images/gallery/zeichnungen/geweihtrager/z_ruhender_elch.jpg)
http://www.jagdmaler-th-bold.de/images/gallery/zeichnungen/geweihtrager/z_ruhender_elch.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: nefyuBB on August 20, 2009, 04:31:02 PM
post man
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on August 20, 2009, 05:02:06 PM
As the youf of today is distracted by the post man, once more I am away with the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 20, 2009, 06:25:07 PM
So, you say everyone is ignoring the elephant in the room?

Last you can't get away with this Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 20, 2009, 08:07:41 PM
Zono to send me a LPWB word


Last I see no elephants Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 21, 2009, 08:01:59 AM
The 500 £ gorilla wrestles the elephant down and retrieves the Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 21, 2009, 10:51:09 PM
Just sent the word to Griffin.

The word is simple and in consequence difficult to clue.

Last a picture of the sea Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 22, 2009, 09:08:44 AM
Blue horizon, foam topped wave
Crying seagulls in the sky
Let me see before I die
This panorama that I crave

and take the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 22, 2009, 06:57:38 PM
The LPWB word is IN.

I concur on the difficulty of cluing. Should be interesting.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 23, 2009, 08:45:39 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f7/Cryptogram-example.jpg/297px-Cryptogram-example.jpg)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f7/Cryptogram-example.jpg/297px-Cryptogram-example.jpg

This cryptogram simply defeats me and the wikipedia page does not give a solution.
Could somebody help?

He or she will be rewarded with the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 23, 2009, 03:28:52 PM
I don't need to solve a crypto to get the

Last Post

All I need to do is look for an old clue
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 23, 2009, 06:11:33 PM
But in this case it will bet taken form you again.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 23, 2009, 11:33:55 PM

This isn't the Last Crypto thread.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 24, 2009, 12:59:06 AM
Are cryptos brownish?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 24, 2009, 07:13:14 AM
What's the connection between cryptos and cryptonite?

Last I find Superman infantile Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 24, 2009, 02:51:05 PM
According to Umberto Eco, Superman is the keeper of the status quo.

Last superheroes rarely go for white collar crime Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 24, 2009, 11:04:05 PM
In the past they went after the Nazis.
Then Captain Invincible lost his job because Seantor McCarthy concluded that his red cape was a political statement.
Still wait for a region 2 DVD of his return (which has Christopher Lee singing)

Last Post

Edit:
[youtube=425,350]T9MuEA2eF8c[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9MuEA2eF8c
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 25, 2009, 12:18:17 AM
[youtube=425,250]T9MuEA2eF8c[/youtube]
OMG!

Last what now, Leonard Nimoy singing Bilbo Baggins? Post
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 25, 2009, 08:20:36 AM
I am not aware that Mr.Spock had a past as an opera singer (unlike Lee) :mrgreen:

Last the usual pejorative comparision is Shatner ::) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 25, 2009, 01:36:35 PM
So what is this shatter, I mean Shatner comparison?
[youtube=425,350]MVbv6r_tKnE[/youtube]
Last there must be a very good reason for him doing it that way Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 27, 2009, 09:54:53 AM
Who called?
(http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/76/194076.jpg)
http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/76/194076.jpg

Last Hammer goes Hongkong (and broke subsequently) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 27, 2009, 12:46:46 PM
Hong Kong is a make-or-break city.

Last or so they say Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 27, 2009, 02:48:26 PM
And one should know not to make business with Golden Harvest unless your movie company has a death wish

(http://animalmakers.com/Catalog/images/camel_3025-01.jpg)
http://animalmakers.com/Catalog/images/camel_3025-01.jpg

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 27, 2009, 03:09:23 PM
Better call the stand-in:

(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01204/CAMEL_1204075i.jpg)


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 27, 2009, 03:22:45 PM
OMG!

Last Is that considered animal cruelty? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 27, 2009, 03:51:32 PM
Of course, I prefer bison (tastier):
(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01468/bison_1468823i.jpg)


Last I tried for years to convince my mother to groom her Standard in an Afro, bellbottoms and a long goatee Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 27, 2009, 08:22:19 PM

Last disgusted Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 27, 2009, 10:10:43 PM
What have those dogs done to their owners?

Last regardless of how many times the words 'how cute' are uttered Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 27, 2009, 10:43:38 PM
If you've seen a Standard Poodle in full show coat, these clips don't actually look that silly. I'll bet grooming time is about half of the full deal. ;)

Hey Zono, where's the clues?

Last bingo! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on August 28, 2009, 03:59:05 AM
Last   ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE POSTERS   Post


(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3279/2913143362_3d4aa76e7f.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 28, 2009, 04:38:06 AM
Well (as a clue) I've never seen a poodle in it.

Last there may be some old ones Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 28, 2009, 07:24:37 AM
Did we have a clue on the number of syllables yet?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 28, 2009, 01:32:59 PM
Not until now.

Last that would be 2 Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 28, 2009, 02:06:38 PM
Two and blue, what an azure challenge :mrgreen:
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 28, 2009, 03:57:43 PM
The sea is blue.

Last but what about it's contents? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 28, 2009, 04:06:02 PM
Poodles are excellent swimmers, although I'm not sure how they fare in saltwater. ;)

Last and now the poor girl's turning blue Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 28, 2009, 04:14:11 PM
Poodles swim well in puddles?

Last yappity, yappity, yap Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 28, 2009, 04:42:01 PM
not talking about dogfishes
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogfish
or Bowfins (any relation to boffins?)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bowfin

Last fishy Post

or blue tuna
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 28, 2009, 05:33:32 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 28, 2009, 04:14:11 PM
Poodles swim well in puddles?

Dunno on the little ones - Standards are strong swimmers and ferocious barkers (very deep chested*, so they sound a lot scarier than they look).

Personally, I have little interest in any dog I could eat in a single sitting; better if they can feed a family for a couple of days in an emergency situation*. ;) ;) ;)

Last woof woof woof Post




*Nice long ribs on a Standard - the frontquarters are otherwise a bit scrawny, but the hindquarters appear to have some nice meat. ;) ;D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 28, 2009, 05:52:36 PM
What is the largest breed of dogs btw?

Last 343 pounds seems to be the current record in weight post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 28, 2009, 05:55:07 PM
San Bernardos used to be the heavier ones.

Last but my knowledge on the subject is from the past century Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 28, 2009, 06:16:28 PM

Last An Irish Wolfhound leant on me once; they are very big and very heavy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 28, 2009, 10:44:39 PM
They seem to be the largest but not the heaviest.

Last discussion dog density* Post

*specific weight
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 29, 2009, 05:08:25 AM
Oh, they're dense enough...

Last why can't they do my taxes? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 29, 2009, 09:16:00 AM
Because they mistakenly studied taxonomy (which is something completely different though also taxing)

Last it's a dog's life Post

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/pyscoprodigy13/Funny%20Pics/husky-comptuer.jpg)
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/pyscoprodigy13/Funny%20Pics/husky-comptuer.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 29, 2009, 05:04:09 PM
I didn't hire them for that!

Last this is going as well as my monkey writers Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 29, 2009, 06:16:03 PM
Didn't you mean your monkey wench?

Last Can't ponounce that deadful (http://www.margarine.ch/art/icon_laetta.gif) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 29, 2009, 07:13:38 PM
(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01468/horse_1468818i.jpg)

Last poodle pony power Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 30, 2009, 01:20:52 AM
Poodle pony or poodle pr0n?

Last Oh, BTW did I mentioned that the LPWB is cephalopod related? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 30, 2009, 09:44:56 AM
That dog does not look like a poodle. I'd call that a dog-as-pony-show.

Last inkspot, inkblot, sepia Post

In German that are 3 not 2 syllables for that old movie/photo 'color'
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 30, 2009, 04:33:34 PM
You guessed it Swato. Send me a new word.

Last In English "s e p i a" is also 3 syllables.  Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 30, 2009, 04:40:39 PM
Ok, in the mean time I'll take the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 30, 2009, 05:55:29 PM
I sent Griffin the new word.
Two syllables and usually consists of 4 parts.

Last nasty Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 30, 2009, 10:16:29 PM

LPWB IS IN PLAY.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 31, 2009, 08:59:04 AM
Plato was interested in it and found it hot, the Persians less so.

Last extremly obscure clue Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 31, 2009, 06:02:17 PM
I'm not interested in Plato today.

Last you could argue he was the mind behind the middle ages Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 31, 2009, 06:51:59 PM
Naptha, while obviously not the correct answer, fits to some degree - although I don't know if the timing was quite right for Plato to take an interest in Greek fire.

I'm also skeptical that the CCME system of hydrocarbon fractionation (F1 - F4) is internationally known.


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 31, 2009, 08:03:49 PM
The Plato connection is a bit more abstract (and the Persian concrete*, if one reads up on the word on wikipedia).
Slightly misspelled it is also a character in a Frederick Forsyth novel

*not the building material although something big of the same shape can be made from it.

Last cheap and nasty Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 01, 2009, 01:23:16 AM

Last confuddled Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 01, 2009, 03:36:36 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 31, 2009, 08:03:49 PM
*not the building material although something big of the same shape can be made from it.

Can be made from the word? Or something the same shape as the word (only bigger?) can be made from concrete?

Cheap nasty building material could possibly have dung in it....  but that again seems like something the Persians would be quite interested in, Arg-e Bam considered and all.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 01, 2009, 05:02:49 AM
Large version can be made from concrete. Standard material is metal.
Dung may be used to make it more nasty.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 01, 2009, 05:39:50 AM
Does the word consist of 4 parts (in two syllables), or that which is described by the word?


Last too far off the mark for efficient wiki-fu...  so far Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 01, 2009, 08:41:04 AM
The item is traditionally made from 4 parts, although it could of course be cast in a single mold. For mass production the former is probably easier.
Last Beware of it in the dark Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 01, 2009, 09:30:10 AM
I should be sleeping right now but I can't.

Last insomniac Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 01, 2009, 01:46:36 PM
Maybe the LPWB is interfering (but you would definitely notice that or you have a real medical problem).

Last Can you pee through seven mattresses? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 01, 2009, 01:56:36 PM
Are you calling me crazy?
:D

Last are we talking about a form of cement or rubble? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 01, 2009, 02:32:41 PM
No, metal (usually).
But nuts may be involved and unasked-for contact with the word could drive you mad. ;)

Completely  :offtopic: : Vera Lynn is in the charts again at age 92
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8229842.stm

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 01, 2009, 03:03:34 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on September 01, 2009, 02:32:41 PM
Completely  :offtopic: : Vera Lynn is in the charts again at age 92
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8229842.stm

Well, that answers that old question (Pink Floyd).... ;)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 01, 2009, 03:37:16 PM
I guess many will be surprised that she is still among the living.

Last And, alas, many of the youngsters probably do not even know who she is/was Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 01, 2009, 03:42:14 PM
If it wasn't for The Wall, I wouldn't have known to listen. I actually didn't know she was still alive.


Last then again, how many of today's youngsters know who Joe Strummer was? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 01, 2009, 03:50:45 PM
The cousin of Joe the Plumber?  ;)

Last I actually do not know (without looking it up) who Joe Strummer was but I am pretty ignorant as far as popular music (of the last 100 years) is concerned Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 01, 2009, 04:22:52 PM
Everything relevant in punk has already been said by Joe Strummer.

Last except the bits about abusing prescription drugs, that was Fat Mike ;) Post


Hmm... nothing fits all the clues yet.   A spring is usually made of metal and can promote insomnia, but can be cast from concrete.  But not 2 syllables and 4 parts, not cheap and nasty.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 01, 2009, 06:30:16 PM

Dame Vera said she was surprised herself.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 01, 2009, 06:58:57 PM
Ah, this game is full of trials and tribulusions.  :P

Perhaps a round of the Hedgehog Song in Czech (or something close to it) would help relieve the stress?

Last watch out, there in the water! it's a trapa! Post


;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 02, 2009, 03:21:02 AM
Would Kiyo know that song?

Last where is that old chap? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 02, 2009, 04:28:48 AM
LOL, you've missed the clue, I think - the song is not important, although it's reputedly filthy, so if it did exist in Czech, I bet Kiyo would know it.


Last I suppose I should buck up and solve the damned thing instead of putting multiple clues in a post - I'm a thistle in Swato's footPost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2009, 04:47:19 AM
Looks like Agujim knows the word. Let's see if anyone else steps on it.

Last Ninjas Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 02, 2009, 03:25:20 PM
In the meantime, I'll take the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 02, 2009, 05:08:29 PM
I'm picturing something like a bear trap or something of the sort with bolts and nuts to keep it together, but I have the feeling it's the type of word I wouldn't be using on a regular basis.

Last second language handicap applies Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2009, 06:07:55 PM
Actually no moving parts but your guesses go into the right direction.
Agujim hints at a plant that may have been the inspiration for the device.
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 02, 2009, 07:13:50 PM
flytrap, birdtrap, is it a trap?

Last entrapped Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 02, 2009, 07:26:28 PM
No moving parts, and while it could be perceived as a 'trap', you need to read the 'trap' clue more carefully; my spelling was imprecise in that post on purpose (twice).

Last trip, trap, trop Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 02, 2009, 09:29:30 PM
Hang on I am lost. Aggie knows it but isn't saying it?

Last sleep-soddened Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 02, 2009, 09:50:31 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 02, 2009, 05:08:29 PM
I have the feeling it's the type of word I wouldn't be using on a regular basis.

Last second language handicap applies Post

I admit to previously knowing the word - general interest in guerrilla tactics, perhaps? Not sure the second language excuse cuts it, because it's latin-derived and not a 'proper' english word (just checked into it and the term is wildly different in the various European languages - several might be better clued in using avian clues, but the botanical clues given suffice nicely for the spanish version).

Oddly, I considered and discarded the word briefly a few times before guessing it; I was vaguely aware of the larger concrete version but didn't quite recall/clue in on the smaller metal version of the object.  Both are used passively in warfare with similar objectives, against different targets.

Last yep, know it - will try my hand at cluing but the countdown is on Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 03, 2009, 02:29:34 AM
caltrop c a l t r o p

W.

T.

F.

??

And you expected me to even know that word? Even the Spanish word used is completely foreign to me!! Latin root my @$$!!!

Last am I the only one using guessable words for the LPWB? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 03, 2009, 05:21:40 AM
If you know the word in one language then you can use wikipedia to switch between languages.
Quick explanation of clues:
usually tetrahedral (often made from 4 nails solded together). Plato symbolized fire (=hot) with the tetrahedron. At his time the item was used in battles between Greeks nad Persians (e.g. at Gaugamela).
The (innocent) main suspect in Forsyth's The Day of the Jackal is named Charles Calthrop.
The waternut (trapa natans, water cal.trop) was possibly the inspiration for the device (and maybe even the source for the word trap in English).
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 03, 2009, 06:10:19 AM
As for the 'trials and tribulusions' - Tribulus is the genera name of a plant called the caltrop, with tire-puncturing nutlets, and also was a latin name for the weapon.

Large concrete caltrops were used as anti-tank barriers in WWII; similar metal devices (non-tetrahedral) were known as Czech Hedgehogs (btw, the "Hedgehog Song" is a Pratchett reference).

Last why guess? it's all in the clues, with the googling and the wiking and the hooooyven-glaaaaaaaven Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 03, 2009, 10:43:55 AM
How did you actually find it (in concrete terms, 'google' is a wee bit imprecise)?. The first clues were quite obscure.

Last (http://www.botanik.uni-karlsruhe.de/garten/fotos-knoch/Trapa%20natans%20Gewoehnliche%20Wassernuss%203.jpg) Post
http://www.botanik.uni-karlsruhe.de/garten/fotos-knoch/Trapa%20natans%20Gewoehnliche%20Wassernuss%203.jpg

:offtopic: A new business idea:  :mrgreen:
http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/142383/atheist_group_offers_to_take_care_of_christians%27_pets_after_the_rapture/
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 03, 2009, 01:33:55 PM
I had to selectively google within wikipedia. The first out-of-my-vocabulary word that came up was culvert, but that didn't made sense. Given some red herrings (made out of dung?) I'll keep checking for words you don't learn in ESL...

Last gimme a while to think a word easier to clue than my last one Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 03, 2009, 03:32:30 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on September 03, 2009, 10:43:55 AM
How did you actually find it (in concrete terms, 'google' is a wee bit imprecise)?. The first clues were quite obscure.

My initial false-lead was Greek fire (stated) - it's hot, exact composition is not known & I figured Swato might have some insight into the Byzantine formula with historical interests and his chemical education.  I tried 'naphtha' for the 2-syllables and because it's mentioned in the wiki article; petroleum hydrocarbons in Canada are broken down into four carbon-number ranges for the purpose of environmental legislation (F1 - F4) and it's entirely possible that a similar system is in use in other countries. There are other ways of breaking down the composition of crude oil (naphtha in ancient usage meant petroleum in general) which could divide it into four parts.

Next was adobe/mudbrick or a building made thereof (four parts - hence the dung question) - mostly from the cheap and nasty clue - mudbrick made with dung could be perceived as nasty and it's certainly a cheap building material (and there was that concrete clue - buildings can be made of either, but the strength of concrete is needed for truly immense structures). 

I was thrown off initially by the 'four parts' which suggested that the final object was not a solid piece, but when it was revealed that it could be cast in one piece, I started looking at needles. Ran out of parts, though....  eye, shaft, point, ?? - also, there doesn't seem to be much point assembling needles from small bits, which was indicated as the preferred method of manufacture. 

I think I got the proper lead by meditating on 'cheap and nasty', especially when it was revealed that the smaller version was made of metal. Dung making the object more nasty suggested puncture wounds - better to cause infection - so therefore I was looking for a weapon. But with the presumed historical context (Plato, Persians), metal weaponry was not generally cheap (although could be quite nasty), so it had to be something small and potentially crude. Also, there are precious few weapons that would be scaled up in concrete.

I don't honestly remember whether I clued into the concrete or metal version first...


Note that my clues will generally consist of some wordplay, a few obscure references, and a follow-the-wandering-path troll through wikipedia (i.e. I will clue to an article that could lead you onto the LPWB word through links, rather than to a direct hit - similar to the Czech Hedgehog clue).  I sometimes check my own clues for 'googleability' to see whether the correct result could be turned up within the first 5-10 results of a search for selected clue words - the trick to solving my puzzles is often to look for odd turns of phrase and garbled spellings to grab the clue words, and zoom in gradually on the general area of interest before identifying the specific word.  I'm also a fan of using conceptual clues (i.e. 'butcher's storage area' for 'meatspace'), which can be harder to crack slowly but vulnerable to flashes of insight.


Last Swato, OTOH, seems to like to have the clues pulled out of him 20-questions style  Post ;)


Hmm.... do some of our newer members know what this game is all about?  Might warrant an announcement to get some recruits.   It's more fun with a large group, even if a few are only doing hit-and-run guesses.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 03, 2009, 08:40:46 PM
OK, here the LPWB rules again for newbies
LPWB = Last Post Word Bingo
1. The goal is to guess the current LPWB word
2. The winner of one round sends a new word to an admin (e.g. Griffin), who puts it into the filter
3. That person will also give clues, so players may guess the word
4. If someone uses the word in his or her post*, the filter will replace it in the text with !!! LAST POST WORD BINGO WINNER !! automatically
5. The person in whose post in the Last Post thread it first appears, wins the round.
6. Repeat cycle

*anywhere on the forum btw. For that reason better choose a word that has not been used in the forum yet (test by search function), so that it might not be found accidentally.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 04, 2009, 03:07:35 PM
I just sent the new word to Griffin. Think of a bridge over solid ground... metaphorically speaking.

Last I'll clue obliquely for now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 04, 2009, 03:14:18 PM
Sounds redundant to me.


Last or does it have something to do with one's side muscles? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 04, 2009, 03:36:32 PM
Overpass?

Here's something funny
Al Gonzo's senate hearing ("I don't recall!") has been set to music. Classical music (Baroque style I'd say)
http://www.gonzalescantata.com/

Last  :rockon: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 04, 2009, 04:21:06 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on September 04, 2009, 03:14:18 PM
or does it have something to do with one's side muscles?
Your muscles would be in moderate stress...

Quote from: Swatopluk on September 04, 2009, 03:36:32 PM
Overpass?
Not a literal bridge by any means, it can be used as one though.

Quote from: Swatopluk on September 04, 2009, 03:36:32 PM
Here's something funny
Al Gonzo's senate hearing ("I don't recall!") has been set to music. Classical music (Baroque style I'd say)
Baroque influence (I imagine she took Bach cantatas and oratorios from the period as a template) but quite contemporary, and interesting I must say, not a bad composer.

Last its musical Post


Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 04, 2009, 05:02:54 PM
An overpass can be metaphorical.
Handshake?

Last How many syllables? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 04, 2009, 08:07:57 PM
Three, and no handshakes during one.

Last they're busy, can't you see? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 05, 2009, 08:19:13 AM
Anything sexual about it?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 05, 2009, 06:04:22 PM

I am surprised Swaot missed the opportunity to display this picture relating to earthbound pets:

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LVQAU72G598/SfZJSpph6dI/AAAAAAAAAF0/_sWU_LMhXpA/S660/New+book+coverlarge.jpg)

Last Post LPWB is IN.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 05, 2009, 11:05:27 PM
No sex but it can be at the climax.

Last that may be a giveaway Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 06, 2009, 12:45:56 AM
*Frolics past* Laaaaaaaaaast Poooooost!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 06, 2009, 09:13:43 AM
So, something spasmodic?

Last pinnacle Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 06, 2009, 04:22:02 PM
Not really spasmodic but frequently loud, although it must be said that it can be anticlimactic at times.

Last can't dance in one Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 06, 2009, 07:52:53 PM
Currently no idea. Maybe to-morrow
Last Post

But let's not forget that this is the year of moose and camel
(http://naturescrusaders.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/white_moose.jpg)
http://naturescrusaders.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/white_moose.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 08, 2009, 04:29:52 AM
OK, but I can't hold it for too long.

Last why would you do that? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 08, 2009, 04:39:15 AM
Problems with sphincter or bladder?

Last incontinent Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 08, 2009, 03:28:32 PM
No incontinence involved.

Last more like a sustained stop Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 08, 2009, 06:25:36 PM

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 08, 2009, 06:34:12 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 08, 2009, 03:28:32 PM
No incontinence involved.

Last more like a sustained stop Post

'diapause' isn't the right word, but it's the one that comes to mind.



Last there's no relation to steam locomotives, is there? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 08, 2009, 06:55:38 PM
The only relation with locomotives that comes to my mind implies the Spanish translation of the word being close to the word 'Caldera' and that is a veeeeery lose association.

Oh, and it is a pause, all right.

Last did I said it has 3 syllables? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 08, 2009, 07:46:05 PM
Anything hiatus-like?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 08, 2009, 11:49:15 PM
Hmm.... trickish clues - I like (but have no leads).

Could be anything from flatulence to filibuster (syllable error) at this point.

Last vague cloud of concepts Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 09, 2009, 04:20:19 AM
Who would have thought it would be so difficult, although it is a technical term (in its area which I have divulged without success, apparently  :mrgreen:).

BTW, a hiatus is just too long.

Last how can I make you note the hints? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 09, 2009, 04:40:00 AM
Anything to do do with one of the 5 senses or doing the splits?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 09, 2009, 05:51:03 AM
Oh, we're receiving the hints, we're just not getting 'em.  ::)


I am currently looking for something to do with ladders - stepladder, escalade, stairway, those sorts of things.



Last but noisy? Post


Ah, a !!! LAST POST WORD BINGO WINNER !!.  I might confuse that with a window, if I had my father's propensity for French (he confused cheval with cheveux in one oft-told tale, and was pointed to the bathroom instead of the stable).

The crucial hint was hidden in apparent reference to a previous posting, but I remembered your 'area' of talent.

Would that describe the ending of "A Day in the Life"?  Grasping for a contemporary music example to picture it.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 09, 2009, 03:06:00 PM
What the trapezoid? I have still no idea >:(
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 09, 2009, 03:26:28 PM
Very easy wiki-fu, once you combine 'music' and 'pause'.  I didn't previously know the word.

New word to Griffin - this is a lightning round as it's very easy (especially if you are a Hunter S. Thompson fan - I think it gets used less in Fear & Loathing in LV than in other works).  I'm not sure if it's otherwise in common usage, because I've never heard it from anyone else. Wikipedia contains one instance of a hyphenated form (I have sent in a straight compound form) within an article, but I am not even going to attempt to clue towards that one, because I've never heard of the band.

The word is equal parts meteorological and scatological, but using non-technical words.


Last really, that's all the cluing necessary  :mrgreen: Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 09, 2009, 03:28:19 PM
It was musical: f e r m a t a

The symbol is an arch over a dot, something like a bridge (and can work as a bridge between sections), it is a pause at the will of the conductor or performer, can be climactic and loud or anticlimactic (ie: over a rest), and one of the words for it in spanish is calderón which is close to the word 'caldera'.

As Aggie said, the critical clue was hidden as a comment on a previous post.

Last I thought Swato would get it  :P Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 09, 2009, 03:29:56 PM
The new LPWB word is IN. Aggie cluing.

Last when will we get a picture of Swato doing the splits? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 09, 2009, 03:55:39 PM
Didn't he go to the gymnasium?

Last :D Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 09, 2009, 04:03:00 PM
Hmmm.... this one is too easy to effectively clue, as I've practically handed over the solution.


I've heard anecdotes (possibly apocryphal) about airline waste-tank dumps over land - such an event might correspond well to the word.


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 09, 2009, 08:38:03 PM
Scatological for death or waste?

Last my flash is charging Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 09, 2009, 08:49:47 PM
Faeces, specifically.



Last but I ain't narrowing down the other half of the word Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 10, 2009, 08:38:28 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 09, 2009, 03:28:19 PM
It was musical: f e r m a t a

The symbol is an arch over a dot, something like a bridge (and can work as a bridge between sections), it is a pause at the will of the conductor or performer, can be climactic and loud or anticlimactic (ie: over a rest), and one of the words for it in spanish is calderón which is close to the word 'caldera'.

As Aggie said, the critical clue was hidden as a comment on a previous post.

Last I thought Swato would get it  :P Post

I know that word but would not have guessed it

Quote from: Griffin NoName on September 09, 2009, 03:29:56 PM
The new LPWB word is IN. Aggie cluing.

Last when will we get a picture of Swato doing the splits? Post

Only posthumously

Last shitstorm Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 10, 2009, 01:03:43 PM
I heard of batshit craziness.

Last only if bats are meteorological Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 10, 2009, 02:39:28 PM
Results for shit:

bullshit
babble * balderdash * balls * baloney * big talk * bilge * blabber * blah * blah-blah * blather * bop * bosh * bull * * bunk

shit
Mickey Finn * Nembutal * SOB * a continental * a curse * a damn * a darn * a hoot * alcohol * analgesic * anodyne * ass hole * bagatelle * * baloney

shits
bowel movement * catharsis * crap * dejection * diarrhoea * dysentery * evacuation * flux * movement * purgation * purge * run * runs * * shit

shitty
bum * cheesy * crappy * creepy * crummy * dirty * disgusting * excremental * faecal * filthy * flyblown * foetid * foul * * grim

shoot the shit
blow * blow off * talk big * * * * * * * * * * * *

take a shit
crap * defecate * evacuate * go * shit * stool * void * * * * * * * *

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Last crapstorm hitting the fan Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on September 10, 2009, 02:46:10 PM
Last glad to see that it's not just biologists who are all about the poo Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 10, 2009, 03:13:17 PM
Swato, you've shitted up this shitty conversation shittily*.  :mrgreen:

*credit to Francois Rabelais and/or Burton Raffel for that turn of phrase


Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 10, 2009, 01:03:43 PM
I heard of batshit craziness.

Actually fits the clues well (with the meteorological exception) as I think that's another Hunter favorite.

Swato has come closest in spirit and in style, but it's not hitting the fan

I thought I'd post this very important medical chart for everyone's reference:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b4/Bristol_Stool_Chart.png/350px-Bristol_Stool_Chart.png)

Last meditate on certain aspects of types 1 and 7 simultaneously Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 10, 2009, 04:01:51 PM
I think I know the German term for that mixture but the English eludes me and I have to leave now to cathc the train home

Last sleetish Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 10, 2009, 04:09:08 PM
Shitstorm? Rainshit? I heard of snow being referred as white shit.

Last open skies guano Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 10, 2009, 05:07:43 PM
Zono's got it - backwards. ;)

It's used by Hunter in the same figurative manner as "firestorm", as in "a firestorm of criticism"; generally implies the descent of bad circumstances.

Swato, you're not quite on with sleet; it's more a case of liquid plus separate units.

Last who's got the quickest trigger finger? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 10, 2009, 05:18:36 PM

Last aghast Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 10, 2009, 05:24:37 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51G3CDPSXZL._SS500_.jpg)

Last hey, shit happens Post


Agree that we might need to tone it down a little after this round.   :o
My fault entirely.  :P
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 10, 2009, 07:33:58 PM
Chickencrap, thundercrap, crapstorm...

Last ahh, the variations Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 10, 2009, 08:06:38 PM
No no... you actually had the compound, but with the words in reverse order.


Last crapsticks! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 10, 2009, 10:22:55 PM
(http://bilder.buecher.de/produkte/07/07492/07492934n.jpg)
http://bilder.buecher.de/produkte/07/07492/07492934n.jpg
There is this educated book Historia naturalis vaporum (ex humane corpore effluentium)
 aka the natzral history of farting

Last stormshit, rainshit and shitbat* Post

*first cousin of Sindbad I presume

guanoskies shitwhite raincrap craprain
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 10, 2009, 11:22:58 PM
Well, now you've both got it backwards. Just describe the meteorological event in terms of the scat, not the scat in terms of the meteorological event.


The last guess is actually the closest but the expletive is not strong enough.


Last hurry, hurry - we've talked enough shit for the entire decade in the last few pages Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 11, 2009, 04:03:29 AM
shitrain

s h i t r a i n

Last here we go again Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 11, 2009, 01:59:15 PM
Why did I leave that single combination out?
Last oh, shit ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 11, 2009, 02:26:38 PM
OK, glad we successfully passed that one.


Last cathartic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 11, 2009, 03:38:36 PM
So, now we are at the other end with a catarrh?

(http://thomas.is-ac.de/blog/pictures/trampeltier1.jpg)
http://thomas.is-ac.de/blog/pictures/trampeltier1.jpg
Last stegocamelus asiaticus Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 11, 2009, 05:00:28 PM
Ok, just sent the new word to Griffin. It is claimed to be universal.

Last that should be enough Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 11, 2009, 05:41:49 PM
One thing is sure, it's not health care.
Laws of nature, maybe.
stupidity, hydrogen, music, god, love, faith, hope, the universe itself, greed, DNA/RNA, a very short poem?

The Last Post?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 11, 2009, 06:09:43 PM
Think of a meeting, two parts coming together if you will.

Last cluing this one is harder than I thought Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 11, 2009, 07:32:51 PM
USB stick?

Last Post

Something funny
QuoteApple und Birnen

Ein Südafrikaner hat mit einem interessanten Wettlauf auf die langsame DSL-Leitung seines Internetproviders hingewiesen. Er schickte eine Speicherkarte mit 4 GB Daten per Brieftaube über eine Distanz von 85 Kilometern, während er parallel dazu dieselbe Datenmenge per Internet verschickte. Das Resultat: Die Daten per Taube waren schneller.

Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes.

Wie Versuchsleiter Kevin Rolfe der südafrikanischen Nachrichtenagentur SAPA anvertraute, dauerte die Übertragung per FTP ...

... File Transfer Pigeon ...

... zwei Stunden und sieben Minuten. Toll.

Wenn es ihm gelingt, Kolibris zu dressieren, kann er damit in ein paar Jahren auf LAN-Partys lagfrei Counterstrike zocken.

Zum Vergleich: Über DSL hätte die Übertragung zwei Tage gedauert. Das hat die Redaktion endgültig überzeugt.

Schandmännchen wird umgehend auf Datenübertragung per Taube umsteigen.

Sobald Symantec die Virendefinition für H5N1 zum Download bereit stellt.

(sb)

A South African conducted an interesting race to point out the slow DSL connection of his internet provider. He sent a 4GB memory card over a distance of 85 km by carrier pigeon while he sent the same information by internet. Result: the pigeon was faster. As the supervisor of the experiment, Kevin Rolfe told the news agency SAPA, the transfer by FTP (file transfer pigeon) took 2 hours and 7 minutes. For comparision: the transfer by DSL would have taken 2 days.

(I did not translate the jokes in between)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 12, 2009, 04:37:55 AM
The new word is in play.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 12, 2009, 07:22:33 AM
Is it the handshake as a peace sign this time, if it not the USB cable or stick?

(http://www.tiergaerten.de/tiergaerten-pics/erfurt/Trampeltier-Anlage.jpg)
http://www.tiergaerten.de/tiergaerten-pics/erfurt/Trampeltier-Anlage.jpg

Last bridge Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 12, 2009, 05:15:26 PM
Attraction, gravity, electrostatic force, magnetism, friction?



Last at least this word isn't repulsive Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 12, 2009, 07:42:51 PM
nuclear fusion, solding, welding, riveting, collision, collusion, litigation, ligands?
Last thesaurus attacks Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 12, 2009, 09:42:28 PM
No digital computers (dunno about mechanical ones).

Last some physics involved Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 13, 2009, 08:17:03 AM
The great conjunction (ask me about it!*)
Last how many syllables? Post


*please guess the movie
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 13, 2009, 12:22:22 PM
Two, and conjunction sounds about right.

Last sorry about guess the movie, I have it in front of me but haven't had the chance to take the stills Post



Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 13, 2009, 04:37:48 PM

Last procrastination is not the mother of invention Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 13, 2009, 04:49:49 PM
Last appulse Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 13, 2009, 05:37:09 PM
Think of a knee.

Last :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 13, 2009, 07:19:19 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 13, 2009, 12:22:22 PM
Two, and conjunction sounds about right.

Last sorry about guess the movie, I have it in front of me but haven't had the chance to take the stills Post


I was going to ask, although the phrase was not intended in that way (I was asking from what movie that quote was taken).

Last you are looking for some kind of joint, I presume. A !!! LAST POST WORD BINGO WINNER !! perhaps? Post
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universal_joint

OK: c a r d a n

I'll send Griffin a new one.

First clue: used on books metaphorically and humans literally
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 13, 2009, 09:39:37 PM

LPWB word is in.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 14, 2009, 12:25:25 AM
A purge?

Last :P Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 14, 2009, 04:43:40 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 14, 2009, 12:25:25 AM
A purge?

Last :P Post

Very close, extremly close to be precise, just a wee bit short.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 14, 2009, 02:13:37 PM
Well, nowadays it's easier to burn books than people.

Last but it wasn't always like that Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 14, 2009, 02:54:53 PM
The ancients burned their books to make them durable ;)
I have read estimates that well kept clay tablets could last at least 100000 years

I hope the effect of the LPWB does not last that long :mrgreen:

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 15, 2009, 02:39:20 PM
I don't think they burned their books but baked them.

Last I wonder what other goodies were on those ovens Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 15, 2009, 03:09:28 PM
In German it is 'gebrannt' (burned). On the other hand bricks are known as Backsteine (baked stones)
Last but what about baked beans? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 15, 2009, 03:22:24 PM
Actually you got me thinking on those laser etched souvenirs you find everywhere now. In theory you could etch bits of information on that kind of glass and that should last for a good while.

Last but regular glass is a very high viscosity fluid so I don't know how long until the info is unreadable Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 15, 2009, 03:30:10 PM
That glas actually flows (albeit very slowly) seems to be a myth. What I expect is that glas not properly stored will go blind over time. Especially when in contact with fluids of a pH>7 (even mildly so).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 15, 2009, 04:56:22 PM
Then perhaps it is a safe way to store data for centuries if not millennia.

Last now it becomes a matter of safe storage Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 15, 2009, 07:42:31 PM
Wouldn't it be safest to broadcast the data into space? In most directions it will take millions of years before they interfere with something that could change the content while any storage on Earth is likely to be compromised sooner or later. And if there are aliens out there they might have use for them or a way to preserve them.
Unfortunately most aliens will stop listening the moment they get our 'popular' radio and TV broadcasts and come to the conclusion that they do not want to have anything to do with us.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 15, 2009, 08:52:51 PM
Actually, burying the data on a geologically inert place (like the moon) should keep the data for millions of years as long as it is deep enough to avoid the risk of a direct meteoroid hit.

Last who knows what's already buried there ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 15, 2009, 11:48:26 PM

Are we looking for data buried by aliens? If not, why not?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 16, 2009, 12:42:59 AM
Perhaps a black monolith with a perfect prime proportion.

Last 1:4:9 Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 16, 2009, 08:25:36 AM
It'll get too hot in these parts long before the sun blows itself up to swallow everything inside the Mars orbit. And there are still these plans to station nukes on the moon (and/or nuclear waste). Better use a trans-neptunian object as storage place (also less likely to get hit by some flying rock or snowball).
Still leaves open the question of storage material (I propose engraved gems).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 16, 2009, 01:32:18 PM
I guess we can wait until the technology to get there easily arrives.

Last as for today the most we can hope is a cave well inside a tectonic plate Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 16, 2009, 02:47:22 PM
Carve it into tungsten (or tungsten carbide) and depose it at the Earth's core.

Last or send it by Italian mail Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 16, 2009, 04:49:20 PM
Are you suggesting that Italian mail eventually reaches its destination?

Last I can tell you that Colombian mail doesn't Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on September 16, 2009, 06:40:06 PM
Last for the ultimate in "mail services", I recommend Cameroon Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 16, 2009, 07:40:04 PM
There have been prominent examples of letters that were delivered by the Italian mail service several decades after posting.

Last don't post while the postbeings have their break (or shortly before) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 16, 2009, 10:19:02 PM
Jeez.






Laaast :-* Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 17, 2009, 02:10:51 AM

Surely if it is "in the post" everyone knows where it is and therefore it must be safe.

Last putting my savings in the post box may be safer than in the bank Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 17, 2009, 05:07:48 AM
But some countries have (state) organized mail robbery.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 17, 2009, 03:17:26 PM
Some countries have state sponsored email interception.

Last carnivore Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 17, 2009, 03:27:40 PM
Last why not karmavore? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 17, 2009, 03:56:28 PM
A karmavore would enhance the chances of his host to reach nirvana.

Last or you could also think the devil is karmavore hence claiming the souls of those with heavy karma Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 17, 2009, 09:04:48 PM
But it could also be just a predator that eats people with lots of karma.

Last karma ham Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 17, 2009, 11:04:21 PM
Now we know we are talking about an imaginary being.

Last imagine the world otherwise Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 17, 2009, 11:25:40 PM
I ate two large pizzas in the last 20 hours.  I need a purgative.



Last well, if it's just sitting there..... Post  ;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 18, 2009, 03:06:00 AM
There you go.

Last what was it? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 18, 2009, 03:23:35 AM
-e  +ative

I got it a few days ago, as soon as the extra clue was posted.


Last better get a new one in Post


OK, it's a relatively common place name (in North America) of colourful origins, but I won't be clueing to any of these towns.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 18, 2009, 10:35:44 AM
Off to Brownsville we go?

Or to Greenville, Redmond, Blue Ridge Mountain, Yellowstone, White Sands, Blackriver, Colorado Springs?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 18, 2009, 02:21:36 PM

LPwB is IN. And none of Swato's.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 18, 2009, 02:57:10 PM
Common place like Springfield?

Last The Siiimp-sooons.... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 18, 2009, 03:09:11 PM
He's on the right path, though.... let's see if I can throw him some red herrings. Note that town name is probably only significant to ensure the correct spelling is used.

The word (or a near-synonym) is often roasted for its juices.

A substitute for some uses can be prepared from a rhizome used for fixing leaking radiators and a psychoactive palm nut (I'm personally a fan of both ;)).


Last I have a few clues that would be a dead giveaway to Swato based on his areas of interest - I will avoid these for now Post

Zono - not as common of a town name as Springfield; in fact, it's applied more often to water bodies than municipalities in both Canada and the US.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 18, 2009, 04:01:03 PM
Ginger Dale  ;)


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 18, 2009, 04:13:16 PM
Nice linkup on rhizome plus colour, although the rhizome clue (easily wiki-fu'd) will direct you to a more colourful relative.  Whether that's of any direct value is another story...   the colour of the rhizome is not the colour you are looking for, so you'd need to work through the full clue to progress.  Identifying the substitute use may be enough to get back on target.

More importantly, the actual LPWBW is either half or one-seventh* composed of a material the same colour as the the rhizome-derived material used to make the substitute.

*depending on how you tally it up


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 18, 2009, 04:29:52 PM
The problem is that I think I know that damned plant but the German wiki page has no English equivalent
Rubia tinctorum or Färberröte (Dyer's red), btw related to coffee. Source of alizarin (arab.: al-usara = juice) and purpurin
The psychoactive palm nut sounds like Betel (can be also used for a red dye). Did you have the red giant Betelgeuse in mind?

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PS: rubia tinctorum is 'madder' in English (and the color 'rose madder')(I had to go through the chemistry pages to get that). In a place name that could be derived from meadow.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 18, 2009, 04:32:23 PM
And further digging tells me that alizarin is also known as madder lake.

Last double Post

red madder?
red meadow
redmeadow
red maddow
redmaddow
meadowred
lake meadow
lake madder
lake maddow
meadowlake
meadow lake
madderlake
madder lake
maddowlake
maddow lake
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 18, 2009, 04:51:52 PM
Swato, you've left the correct botanical family for the rhizome and appear to be wandering in the meadow now (although you are unexpectedly close to the answer, and 'madder' may be a considered a clue itself).  Betel (areca) nut is correct as an ingredient in the substitute, however. Both ingredients in the substitute are edible, but are not eaten in this context - consuming the original material instead of the substitute would be very unwise. 


A few clues for Zono, to catch up:

There's an art & furniture gallery in your geographical area that goes by the same name as the LPWBW.

Presuming your knowledge of modern American rock music is sharper than Swato's, a band noted for wearing masks received a Grammy nomination for a song titled the same as the LPWBW in the last five years.  They didn't win that year*, but took the Grammy for their genre the subsequent year for a different song. A Boy Scout would easily be able to produce the band's namesake.

*they lost to a long-running British band whose lead singer has reportedly bedded over 1000 women - not the Rolling Stones. This band's best-known song's title concerns a particular playing card.

Last confused by the convolutions yet? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 18, 2009, 05:10:42 PM
Something to do with Coconut Grove?

Last my musical knowledge for pop music goes up to the 90s Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 18, 2009, 05:15:47 PM
Btw there is a rock(?) band by the name of Madder Lake.

Last !!! LAST POST WORD BINGO WINNER !! Post

Edit: I thought that stuff was derived from crushed lice (kermes vermilio)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 18, 2009, 05:21:06 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 18, 2009, 05:10:42 PM
Something to do with Coconut Grove?

No coconuts.

You might get results mucking through Grammy winners with Boy Scout (or sailor) skills in mind.  The gallery is in Miami, but that's a long shot. The Brit band mentioned would fall within your time-scope (started in 1975 and has had a few top-40 hits in Britain, maybe the US), but they are more hard rock than pop. It's still a few connections away from the answer, in any case, so I wouldn't spend too much time on it.

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Never mind.... Swato just took it.  I'd like to see what the process was....  he could have approached this from a few angles.  My bet would have been on mercury and sulphur, as the 'one half vs. one-seventh' clue was a reference to stochiometric ratios vs. molar masses. I tried to keep the chemistry as non-explicit as possible, though, and I figure he actually got it via the Rose Madder page with the colour palette at the bottom.

I avoided alchemy and illuminated manuscripts on purpose. ;)

Sindoor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sindoor) is often made of vermillion, but a substitute is made from turmeric and burnt betel nut. Turmeric and sulphur are similar in appearance when powdered.


Music clues: The Grammy-nominated band was Slipknot (hence Boy Scout skills), for V e r m i l l i on in 2005; the winning British band was Motorhead, known for their hit "The Ace of Spades". They took the Grammy for "Whiplash" in 2005.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 18, 2009, 05:23:44 PM

I'd never have got it from any of the clues. :mrgreen:

Last awaiting Swato's LPWB Word Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 18, 2009, 05:27:44 PM
Must think about it first

Interestingly the German wikipedia was much more helpful in finding the right clues.

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OK, I sent Griffin a new one.
Do you need some or do you happen to live there? (that's a clue)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 18, 2009, 05:48:54 PM
I checked the Spanish version, but Bermellon wasn't any easier to clue to. ;)


Last I don't need Vermillion, but I know someone from there (AB).  I do have some powdered betel nut and turmeric at home. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 18, 2009, 06:04:46 PM
Those clues have left me red.

Last where and what Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 18, 2009, 06:07:17 PM
LOL, "red herring" actually wasn't one. ;) ;) ;)

Admittedly, I could not find clues that did not depend on serious wiki-fu. Which is part of the reason I started the new game - skills training for LPWB.


Last so post a path, will ya! Post


Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 18, 2009, 09:27:36 PM
Gimme a moment, so far it has proved a bit longer to do on office hours ;)

Last the limits of procrastination Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 18, 2009, 09:37:07 PM
That it had something to do with colour was immediately obvious, so 'red herring' was no distraction.
The plants yielded immediately that it had to be some kind of chemical substance or a phonetic similarity to one
The German wikipedia yielded the first plant as an example for rhizomes (iirc the English did not) and the betel nut was easy (I also remembered that it tended to permanently dye the mouth of regular eaters.
Then I got stuck because of lacking two-sided wikipedia links and then because I believed that it had to be something with madder.
The rock music hint was directly googleable (grammy + masks + band) =>discography =LPWB.
---

The new LPWB can hit your head, although a collection of LPWBs is proverbially a protection for it (at least in German).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 18, 2009, 09:43:29 PM
LOL, shot myself in the foot with that Slipknot reference, then. ;)

I was also prepared to offer a clue regarding bark-based spices and drinking establishments (=cinnabar), if necessary.  Madder coincidentally worked as a clue for mercury (hatters), although the Rose Madder page you pulled up had Vermillion sitting clearly at the bottom.


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 19, 2009, 07:23:44 AM
New LPWB word is IN.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 19, 2009, 08:48:49 AM
I'll wait a bit for guesses before I clue further.
Meanwhile let that minstrel camel entertain you
(http://kamelopedia.mormo.org/images/thumb/9/9d/Camel.jpg/180px-Camel.jpg)
http://kamelopedia.mormo.org/images/thumb/9/9d/Camel.jpg/180px-Camel.jpg

Last is that racist? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 19, 2009, 03:02:16 PM
Obnoxious, perhaps.

Last clueless Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 19, 2009, 11:27:07 PM
Hmm....  some implies a plural(ish) word, the apparent place-name has me stumped, and hit on the head doesn't seem to narrow it down much.

Hail? Inspiration?


Last lost Post


Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 19, 2009, 11:37:48 PM
Those who are Lost in the Past will never get the

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 20, 2009, 07:41:59 AM
The LPWB usually occurs in plural form (also in the place name) but I ask for the singular form.
A leader of a German state (†) should have been an expert on those.

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(http://www.in-chemnitz.de/zoo/chemnitz/bilder/kamel.jpg)
http://www.in-chemnitz.de/zoo/chemnitz/bilder/kamel.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on September 20, 2009, 04:00:40 PM
Last Bactria? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 20, 2009, 05:01:20 PM
Don't get fooled by Swato's camels and dromedaries.

Last it's a fetish of him  :o ;) :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 21, 2009, 08:08:53 AM
This is the year of camel and moose (after the duck in last year)!
Be careful or it will the axolotl next year.
(http://www.bountyfishing.com/blog/images/axolotl.jpg)
http://www.bountyfishing.com/blog/images/axolotl.jpg

Last LPWB is neither animal nor vegetable* Post

*at least today
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 21, 2009, 08:18:39 PM
Careful?

Last poisonous Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 21, 2009, 08:25:25 PM
Axolotl are SO CUTE.

Last but I bet importing them is almost certainly illegal Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 21, 2009, 08:30:45 PM
But what will you say, if (when!) they appear in each and every post for a whole year?

Last then better the ozelot Post
(http://www.medienwerkstatt-online.de/lws_wissen/bilder/1197-1.jpg)
http://www.medienwerkstatt-online.de/lws_wissen/bilder/1197-1.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 21, 2009, 10:09:23 PM
Some place name beginning with "New"?


Last clutching at straws Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 21, 2009, 10:16:18 PM
More like the last straw.

Last straw man Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 21, 2009, 11:01:55 PM

Last New Midsomer? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 21, 2009, 11:28:10 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on September 20, 2009, 07:41:59 AM
A leader of a German state (†) should have been an expert on those.

Question time:

(†) = CDU, I presume?
 
Would the state leader know something about the LPWBW based on the root of their surname (e.g. Prime Minister Stephen Harper might presumably know something about music, or perhaps clubbing seals  ::)) or from their actual life experience / area of study?


Last time to get some solid clues in place Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 22, 2009, 03:28:35 AM
He may throw a few rocks at us.

Last those are solid Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 22, 2009, 05:59:36 AM
LOL, don't make me haul out the Bristol Chart for comparison again. ;)


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 22, 2009, 08:16:05 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 21, 2009, 10:16:18 PM
More like the last straw.

Last straw man Post

In the long distant past straw was a part of the LPWB

Quote from: Agujjim on September 21, 2009, 11:28:10 PM
(†) = CDU, I presume?

No, it means not among the living anymore

And it has nothing to do with his name but his learned profession

Quote from: beagle on September 21, 2009, 10:09:23 PM
Some place name beginning with "New"?

No, it's actually 'The'

Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 22, 2009, 03:28:35 AM
He may throw a few rocks at us.

Last those are solid Post

Rock could be a material for the LPWB but it is rare (to my knowledge).
(http://danny.oz.au/travel/2004-central-NSW/p/7206c-guanaco-tapir.jpg)
http://danny.oz.au/travel/2004-central-NSW/p/7206c-guanaco-tapir.jpg
Last It hasn't to be old world camels all the time Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 22, 2009, 10:09:35 AM
This be the last post, not the longest post.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 22, 2009, 11:56:43 AM
Who's the keeper of the record?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 22, 2009, 01:06:55 PM
Are we talking about mattresses?

Last I've heard of bedrock Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 22, 2009, 01:17:11 PM
Your typical mattress (unlike your mistress) is unlikely to hit your head with lethal consequences.
I'd also be surprised, if there was a place (not shop) called The Mattrasses.
Part of the LPWB word is a typical household item that is (if the cliche holds true) often used by spouses to attack each other (or intruders) although that is not the item's purpose.

Btw, the LPWB has two syllables

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 22, 2009, 01:35:20 PM
Straw clue makes me think of bricks again....  the cliche suggests a rolling pin, but those are commonly made of rock and not straw, I think.

Quote from: Swatopluk on September 22, 2009, 08:16:05 AM
Quote from: Agujjim on September 21, 2009, 11:28:10 PM
(†) = CDU, I presume?

No, it means not among the living anymore

Recently so?  I doubt I can follow this clue if the trail is cold.


Last 에대우리대메어히 Post



Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 22, 2009, 01:54:54 PM
So, the Korean is a clue? ;)

Last a clue of cluelessness Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 22, 2009, 02:16:47 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on September 22, 2009, 01:35:20 PM
Straw clue makes me think of bricks again....  the cliche suggests a rolling pin, but those are commonly made of rock and not straw, I think.

Quote from: Swatopluk on September 22, 2009, 08:16:05 AM
Quote from: Agujjim on September 21, 2009, 11:28:10 PM
(†) = CDU, I presume?

No, it means not among the living anymore

Recently so?  I doubt I can follow this clue if the trail is cold.

During my lifetime (and I was born in 1973 jftr)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 22, 2009, 04:04:24 PM
Are we talking about Willy Brandt?

Last shipagent? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 22, 2009, 04:36:17 PM

Last traditional Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 22, 2009, 09:31:26 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 22, 2009, 04:04:24 PM
Are we talking about Willy Brandt?

Last shipagent? Post

Nope

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 23, 2009, 12:55:57 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 22, 2009, 01:54:54 PM
So, the Korean is a clue? ;)

Approximate translation: asldkfjeyadnvieasdlkfn

Last hit 'ctrl' to change languages on my keyboard Post

PS - how does he lead the state? Is he undead?  I though only Cheney could pull that off.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 23, 2009, 01:35:33 AM
Beware, he said "a leader of a German state" which to me suggests someone who may or not be the head of government of one of the 16 German states (Bundesländer) deceased after 1973, but for all purposes it may be a civic leader in which case he sent us in a wild goose chase.

Last talk about red herrings Post

Edit: the alternative is that he is talking about the president of the GDR in which case there are four alternatives:

Walter Ulbricht
Willi Stoph
Erich Honecker
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 23, 2009, 03:14:35 AM
Once we got past current state leaders, I more or less gave up trying to sort this one out - English-only wikipedia may not have complete enough information.

Hmm....  two syllables?  Real or fictional place-name? In either case - which country does it occur (or is most prevalent)?  Is it a basic English word, or a foreign loanword?



Last broomstick isn't the right word, but it's the one that comes to mind - straw, you see Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 23, 2009, 08:31:41 AM
I was hinting at Honecker.
The word is common English. If it is an import, it's a very old one (i.e. nobody* would take it for a foreign word)
Real place name in Britain (Kent, to be precise).

*except some crazed linguist maybe

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 23, 2009, 01:56:26 PM
What has a roofer have to do with it?

Last roof!, roof! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 23, 2009, 02:34:24 PM
At least over here a roofer is not just an airborne carpenter  :mrgreen:
So what does he handle?
Remember: the singular form is asked for. The place name has the plural form

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 23, 2009, 03:50:59 PM
Hmmm.... formerly straw indicates thatch; persistent natural forms include tile* and shake; modern shingle roofing is the standard here.   

Last hold on to your panties Post


*I like the very decorative Asian-style sloping tile roofs, but apparently a !!! LAST POST WORD BINGO WINNER !! roof suffices for flatter applications.

(http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/upload/news/070712_p18_gyeongju1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 23, 2009, 05:57:03 PM
There you go, could you please spell the offending word?

Last :-X Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 23, 2009, 06:06:34 PM
I almost did - it's the compound version of pan tile.

I have never heard this word before, but some digging around on tiles gave it away. 


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New word to Griffin - it's something completely revolting, with special relevance to hogs, but various computing and social applications.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 23, 2009, 08:11:18 PM
I used swine before already.

Last we men are all pigs ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 23, 2009, 10:40:25 PM
Aggie's word is IN.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 23, 2009, 11:10:11 PM
Often noted for being fast and violent, although many are quite slow but persistent.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 24, 2009, 08:24:28 AM
You mean those Sunday drivers that go slow on the left and fast on the right side of the road (reversed for Britain)?
Or are we more into Pigs in Space territory?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 24, 2009, 02:57:03 PM
Careful on how you read my clues, men (pigs?) - I choose my words precisely and am a great fan of puns and other double-meanings. Swato is closer concerning hogs of the road (to one clue-path anyways) but Sunday drivers are not the type I'm thinking of.

Four syllables, and not a compound word, btw.  It's a plain English (dating back to the 14th century or so) with Latin roots.

Extremely vague clue (formatting is a clue, also):
1 and 9, with sweets in between - but no sign of 2 through 8

Last you're old enough to know better Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 24, 2009, 03:08:17 PM
Presume 14th century was the first time there was a need for this word?

Last so it is not televison Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 24, 2009, 03:16:50 PM
Anecdotal evidence (the Flintstones, The Far Side, and other factual representations of caveman culture) would suggest that the need goes back to the Stone Age - I think the English language just caught up in the 14th century. As noted, it has Latin roots that likely go back further.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 24, 2009, 06:09:50 PM
If the Flintstones are factual then vacuum cleaners were all the rage for cavemen.

Last or are we talking about YECs? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 24, 2009, 06:19:02 PM
WRT and the (human) need for the word (in the least metaphorical context possible), I'm talking about a major technological leap that is often depicted in popular culture as occurring in the Stone Age.  Archaeological evidence suggests that the technology was actually developed around 7,000 years ago, but there's little evidence that it was ever properly developed by pre-Euro-contact cultures in the western hemisphere.

Significant technological developments utilizing the concepts occurred in the 1700's (and are tied to the word in an alternate context) and a device named similarly to the word was invented by an American (the brand bearing his name still exists and is probably the most recognizable brand for the particular type of object) in the 1800's.

Of course, that which is described by the word has been going on for 10 billion years or so, give or take a few billion, but human understanding of processes at that scale didn't catch up until the word was already in English usage based on the above-mentioned technology.


Last any help there? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 24, 2009, 07:52:12 PM
Are we talking about flywheels, spin and related stuff?

Last gyrating Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 24, 2009, 08:02:54 PM
Yes, related stuff.

If you haven't twigged on to the Extremely Vague Clue yet, the word is strongly associated with two left-leaning people with similar surnames.  One was assassinated and the other had multiple assassination attempts - shootings in all occurrences. The Extremely Vague Clue refers to the former.  This is a different context than flywheels and such.



Last btw, the 'hog' clue does not refer to swine Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 24, 2009, 08:16:14 PM
Lenin, Stalin perchance?

Last talking about a revolution Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 24, 2009, 08:26:36 PM
Good job!

Hog = Harley Davidson, they had an engine by that name.  'Revolting' was a dead giveaway, right off the bat.  ;)

The technology mentioned was the wheel (often depicted as a stone-age invention without practical use), with allusions to the steam engine/industrial !!! LAST POST WORD BINGO WINNER !!.  The American-invented object was the revolver (Sam Colt) but that clue was much too vague to follow up on.

The Extremely Vague Clue refers to the 4th side of the Beatles' White Album, where the word occurs in two song titles (Rev 1 and Rev 9) with Honey Pie and Savoy Truffle sandwiched in between (plus Cry Baby Cry; I included a snippet of lyrics as it's not obviously sweet).

Last number 9, number 9, number 9.... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 24, 2009, 08:38:54 PM
I went off down a side alley, thinking Stalin was a reference to steel and thinking it was a Stone Age steel process, then back via trying communism. For some reason I thought r evolution had been tried, but it turned out to be virtually every related word instead.

New word sent to Griffin.  One word, four syllables.  Sounds like a resident of India.

Apparently English word dates from 1600.

Last wait for it... Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 24, 2009, 09:37:55 PM
Why do I suspect I haven't heard this word...

Last accessory to murder Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 24, 2009, 09:48:08 PM
Don't be put off by the 1600 for English version. It goes back to Latin and the Romans who were experts in this field.


Last no more clues till it's in to avoid confusion Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 25, 2009, 12:43:52 AM
It is IN. So no more excuses.

Zono, even I have heard of this word!!

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 25, 2009, 02:23:42 AM
Quote from: beagle on September 24, 2009, 09:48:08 PM
It goes back to Latin and the Romans who were experts in this field.

Crucifixion?

Last they were good at scorched earth tactics too Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 25, 2009, 07:35:27 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 25, 2009, 02:23:42 AM
Quote from: beagle on September 24, 2009, 09:48:08 PM
It goes back to Latin and the Romans who were experts in this field.

Crucifixion?

Nope. But thanks for the offer.

Quote
Last they were good at scorched earth tactics too Post

This noun/adjective is sort of related to the opposite of that. Jephro made a significant advance in its practice which upset the yokels because of its effect on employment in broadcasting.

It's almost synonymous with another word which is more common but which unlike the LPW takes different noun and adjectival forms.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 25, 2009, 07:43:36 AM
Brain currently in low performance mode unable to deal with compley information.

Last mabye later Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 25, 2009, 01:18:24 PM
So, something related with agriculture, or construction?

Last beagle forgot the magic words in his post and quoting mine doesn't count Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 25, 2009, 01:24:01 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 25, 2009, 01:18:24 PM
So, something related with agriculture, or construction?

Almost exactly there with agriculture. Start thinking synonyms of the various forms.

Crossword style clue.  "Silver was taken to the Royal Academy by Ian".

Quote
Last beagle forgot the magic words in his post and quoting mine doesn't count Post

Yes it does. But ignore the clues if you like.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 25, 2009, 01:39:01 PM
The word's agrarian, but I admit that the word silviculture instinctively came to mind first.  I ran around the forests for years before I got edumacated in chemistry.    :mrgreen:


Last dang, now I need a word again Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 25, 2009, 01:48:06 PM
Poor Zono, he was closing in...

OK .   A g r a r i a n

Clues:

Four syllables

Romans expert in the field (Derived from the Latin word for field)

Sounds like a resident of India   (City of Agra)

Jephro made a significant advance in its practice which upset the yokels because of its effect on employment in broadcasting.

(Jephro Tull invented the modern seed drill which replaced the old method of manual seed distribution, "broadcasting". )

Crossword style clue.  "Silver was taken to the Royal Academy by Ian".
( Silver, AG, to the Royal Academy, RA by Ian)


Last back to square one Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 25, 2009, 01:59:28 PM
So, maybe I get a chance next time.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 25, 2009, 03:15:59 PM
New word in.

It's an onomatopoeic word.  Also the album title from a band with a very cool drummer, and the name of a gravity-based game of skill. 


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 25, 2009, 04:14:04 PM
The easiest solution would of course be 'crash' (although that would be the name of the drummer not the album ;) )

Last knockoff boing! the blastbeat bumper Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 25, 2009, 04:31:47 PM
While I mentioned a drummer, the word's not drum-related.  I'll likely revisit the album later because there are some good clues there.



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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 25, 2009, 04:42:46 PM
I was not intentionally going for drum related terms but gravity + onomatopoeia insinuates sounds of things crashing to the ground. (like kerplunk!*)

Last pingpong Post

*that is an actual album title
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 25, 2009, 05:13:22 PM
Crash, poom, ping, pow.

Last Holy clues, Batman! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 25, 2009, 05:13:32 PM
That is the actual album title - Griffin doesn't have the word in yet. :)

Drummer Tre' Cool was the giveaway there. Good-ish album (their early stuff was better - men in their late 30's should stop selling angst-rock to teenagers, it's unethical).




Last your turn Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 25, 2009, 05:43:02 PM
OK, I'll send a new word in.

It's a medical term for what pundits and politicians tend to suffer from.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 25, 2009, 05:55:25 PM
Borborygmus, tympanites or meteorism, perhaps?  I'm banking on the onomatopoetic value of the former.


Last full of hot air Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 25, 2009, 05:56:01 PM
Last Logorrhoea ? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 25, 2009, 06:16:02 PM

Beagle has suddenly been overcome by LPWB brilliance !  It is   "l o g orrhoea".

Last thick and fast Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 25, 2009, 06:37:37 PM
Everybody is getting quicker but me.

Last but I don't care Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 25, 2009, 09:35:17 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on September 25, 2009, 06:16:02 PM

Beagle has suddenly been overcome by LPWB brilliance !  It is   "l o g orrhoea".

Medical terms aren't probably the wisest choice given my job, but thanks to my advanced classical education I happened to know anyway that "l ogorrhoea" was Greek for "talking bollocks".

Last I will devise a new word Post

By the way, Griffin, are you still contemplating wiki routes or shall we award that one to Swato?


edit:

Word sent. 

One word, 5 syllables.  Is this where friends of royalty hang out?  Or prominent Italians?*


* Todays mildly racist comment, but you can't prove it until you guess the word.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 26, 2009, 12:04:19 AM
The word is IN.

And Swato can have the wkifu.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 26, 2009, 01:53:46 AM
I declare ignorance.

Last know thyself Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 26, 2009, 10:11:18 AM
spaghetti royal?

Last or something more mafiotic? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 26, 2009, 10:43:42 AM
Not really though, strangely, you can get to this one by machiavellian means, or by ordering angels, or by a trip through the plural of some European country/territory names.

Last three routes for the price of two Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 26, 2009, 11:09:04 AM
Something to do with the Kingdom of the Two Sicilies?
Or ist a principality/!!! LAST POST WORD BINGO WINNER !!? Edit: OK , it's the plural form.
Angelic hierarchies are more diverse than I supected  :mrgreen:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hierarchy_of_angels
Wikipedia lists no less than 5 different systems
with different dominions.

OK, I'll look for a new word for the Last Post

Edit2: I sent Griffin a new word

Could that be a female Spanish Norman?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 26, 2009, 02:34:57 PM
word is IN

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 26, 2009, 04:44:49 PM
Maria Lodbrok?

Last which Normans are we talking about? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 26, 2009, 06:45:24 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on September 26, 2009, 11:09:04 AM
Or ist a principality/!!! LAST POST WORD BINGO WINNER !!? Edit: OK , it's the plural form.
Angelic hierarchies are more diverse than I supected  :mrgreen:

Well deduced. The clues are probably obvious to everyone retrospectively

Is this where friends of royalty hang out?   
(both princi-pal-ities and their tendency to be tax havens)

Or prominent Italians?*
(Principal-Ities , hopefully no more racist than Yank or Brit)

machiavellian means
(author of The Prince, about city states)

orders of angels
(one of them. The next clue would have mentioned thrones,dominions etc)

European country/territory names
(Principality of Monaco, Andorra etc)

Last off we go again Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 26, 2009, 10:16:25 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 26, 2009, 04:44:49 PM
Maria Lodbrok?

Last which Normans are we talking about? Post

You're our Spanish expert. Is there a Spanish surname cut down from the Spanish for Northen Man?

Bing translator suggests the LPW is Mrs hombre del Norte

Last out of my depth Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 27, 2009, 04:31:41 AM
Norteño?

Last but that's a nickname Post

Besides, the north of what?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 27, 2009, 07:57:53 AM
3 syllables
You are currently all going into completely wrong directions.
Last  :mua: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 27, 2009, 10:27:40 AM

Last I'm not going anywhere Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 27, 2009, 04:01:58 PM
Good to know someone stays put.

Last running in all directions Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on September 27, 2009, 08:34:32 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on September 27, 2009, 07:57:53 AM
3 syllables
You are currently all going into completely wrong directions.
Last  :mua: Post

Last if there's a Spanish equivalent of Norman Wisdom I don't want to know about it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 27, 2009, 11:24:27 PM
Who cares about the Normans?

Last Comandos Normandos Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 28, 2009, 02:45:04 AM

I was wondering about Norman Wisdom too.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 28, 2009, 04:46:04 AM
More likely a spitting contest than one of wisdom, I'd presume.

Last cryptic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on September 28, 2009, 10:05:00 PM
I just want the
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 28, 2009, 10:25:48 PM
And it's yours...

Last ...until now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 29, 2009, 03:53:36 AM
It's cute and four-footed

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 29, 2009, 02:21:44 PM
A baby llama?

Last or perhaps a baby elephant? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 29, 2009, 02:55:15 PM
No time to take the win, so I'll leave a tower instead:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ea/Torre_Bauer-01.jpg/450px-Torre_Bauer-01.jpg)

Last not the town cria  ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 29, 2009, 09:04:55 PM

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 29, 2009, 10:31:23 PM
What, only Last Post?

Not something-something for the Last Post?

or

Last yadda, yadda Post?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 30, 2009, 12:20:24 AM

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 30, 2009, 12:54:44 AM
Nonononono, that can't work, you see, you are supposed to say something extra.

Last for instance, I open a box for a server we had co-located but had to recall, and now it refuses to POST*, in fact the last time it did POST was on the hosting company. Can you imagine my frustration when I was supposed to send that server to other hosting tomorrow? Post

* Power On Self Test
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 30, 2009, 02:12:58 PM
Last last time I tried a to power up my myself-test I realised what a weak and pathetic individual I am which maybe why my last posts were so short Post

*and it is odd without Swato
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 30, 2009, 03:55:36 PM
It is odd without Swato indeed.

And you're not pathetic despite the fact of you feeling weak.

Last or were you talking about Beethoven's sonata? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 30, 2009, 04:23:36 PM
Last I was talking about my power. I can't move mountains. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 30, 2009, 06:41:46 PM
I can't move mountains either.

Last should we start a club? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 30, 2009, 08:13:44 PM
Last perhaps no Toadfish can move mountains? Time for another Cloning Survey Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 01, 2009, 02:56:58 PM
I suspect the cloning facilities are abysmal.

Last quality control Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 02, 2009, 03:36:33 AM

Last just taking the Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 02, 2009, 09:16:38 PM
Last but why? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 02, 2009, 09:36:29 PM

Last to increase the meaning of my life Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 03, 2009, 02:20:12 AM
Last you wanna have the last word dontcha? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 03, 2009, 07:35:10 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 29, 2009, 02:21:44 PM
A baby llama?

Last or perhaps a baby elephant? Post

You're getting close. But don't forget the cryptic clue about those wild people form the North.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 04, 2009, 04:31:24 AM
The name of a baby guanaco in Oslo's zoo?

Last :P Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 04, 2009, 08:42:45 AM
simpler

Last and even cute when adult Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 04, 2009, 08:48:38 PM
A polar bear called Pedro?

Last koalas and pandas don't talk Spanish Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 05, 2009, 04:33:19 AM
You're moving away

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 05, 2009, 07:44:51 AM
Unless you consider an adult dromedary as cute...

Last but then again... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 05, 2009, 01:07:12 PM
Now you have returned to the right family but the wrong continent.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 05, 2009, 01:14:44 PM
There are four South American camelids: llama, alpaca, guanaco & vicuña (vicuna).

Last you wrote it wrong Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 05, 2009, 02:46:53 PM
I gave Griffin three different spelling variants (all can be found on wikipedia)
The solution was this cute animal, the vi.kun.ja/vi.cug.na./vi.cun.ja
Doesn't that sound like a hispanized female viking?
(http://lh5.ggpht.com/__2xGwimUQn8/RdBVWYGz9hI/AAAAAAAAAN0/i2gPfIuEh70/C:%5CMax%5CChimborazo+6267m%5CIMG_1723.jpg)
http://lh5.ggpht.com/__2xGwimUQn8/RdBVWYGz9hI/AAAAAAAAAN0/i2gPfIuEh70/C:%5CMax%5CChimborazo+6267m%5CIMG_1723.jpg

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 05, 2009, 04:37:59 PM
You just went to España and you didn't use the Ñ?

Last  :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Post

(now I have to think a word, gimme a post or two)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 05, 2009, 04:52:08 PM
Do you think anyone would have got it with a letter not on the standard keyboard?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 05, 2009, 04:58:03 PM
I don't care!!!!!
---
El niño usa su caña en la mañana (the boy uses his fishing rod in the morning).
---
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Last I know, I'm teasing you, although v i c u n a sounds like a vaccine with something wrong or a misspelled double crib Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 06, 2009, 05:56:24 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on October 03, 2009, 07:35:10 AM
You're getting close. But don't forget the cryptic clue about those wild people form the North.

What, you missed the Tower clue/admission of solution? ;D

Last Post

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vicu%C3%B1a,_Chile
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 06, 2009, 08:45:43 AM
Back to the normal camels
(http://privat.swol.de/AngelinavonBorcke/asterix_c.JPG)
http://privat.swol.de/AngelinavonBorcke/asterix_c.JPG

Last can't find a paranormal one* Post

*unless this one counts
(http://www.davidnigellloyd.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/shakespeares-p12-camel-malvolio.jpg)
http://www.davidnigellloyd.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/shakespeares-p12-camel-malvolio.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 06, 2009, 02:17:19 PM
Just sent the new word to Griffin. Not an English word but widely known.

Last unless you live under a rock Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 06, 2009, 02:25:40 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 05, 2009, 01:14:44 PM
There are four South American camelids: llama, alpaca, guanaco & vicuña (!!! LAST POST WORD BINGO WINNER !!!).

Last you wrote it wrong Post

He didn't. I put that spelling in the censor. Don't know why it didn't work.

Last new word is in Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 06, 2009, 03:50:52 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 06, 2009, 02:17:19 PM
Just sent the new word to Griffin. Not an English word but widely known.

Last unless you live under a rock Post

lithoral or littoral?
lapidarium?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 06, 2009, 04:54:55 PM
Oh no, no.

Last think something tasty Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 06, 2009, 05:45:32 PM

Last chocolate cake Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 06, 2009, 06:07:25 PM
But salty.

Last if you haven't eat one you should Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 06, 2009, 07:35:58 PM
There are edible rocks/stones (but more of the cookie variety).

Last crackers Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 06, 2009, 07:50:44 PM
No cookie nor cracker.

Last chewie Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 07, 2009, 08:24:52 AM
finncrisps
salted pork
pretzels or pretzel sticks
bicarbonate
greaseburger
ham sandwich
lye rolls
mixed pickles
duck a la Szichuan
Last no idea Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 07, 2009, 10:39:30 AM

Hope that's not what you had for breakfast.

Last breakfast is a dish best served the night before Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 07, 2009, 11:10:51 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on October 07, 2009, 10:39:30 AM

Hope that's not what you had for breakfast.

Last breakfast is a dish best served the night before Post

We are not in Belgium here  ;)

Currently I eat fried noodles with pork and vegetables (and spicy sauce) from the Asia takeaway on the other side of the street

Last rollmop / pickled herring Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 07, 2009, 01:21:05 PM
With that display now I will skip the country of origin at least for a bit.

Last now I wonder if those are baked, quite possibly Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 07, 2009, 01:40:18 PM
baked beans give even more gasses or so I hear
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 07, 2009, 02:57:32 PM
I don't know about the toxicity of said food but it should be less than beans.

Last besides it has a bit more ingredients Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 07, 2009, 03:31:47 PM
So you are thinking about tomato salad ;)?
Last chili con carne Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 07, 2009, 05:19:05 PM
Tomato is one ingredient.

Last spinach is possible Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 08, 2009, 05:26:08 AM
How about cheese?

Is it something very salty, or did you mean savoury as opposed to sweet?


Last I'm thinking that it's something relatively common like pizza or a tortilla-based dish like quesadilla or enchilada Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 08, 2009, 09:08:29 AM
Sounds like some sort of dip or burrito/burritos
guacamole, tajita, fajita?
Btw, doesn't burrito mean 'little donkey'?

Last not much in to Mexican* food Post

*or is it Italian? ravioli maybe?
or some recipe with tilapia?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 08, 2009, 01:42:02 PM
It has cheese.

Last it's also an island Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 08, 2009, 02:45:26 PM
We already had the sandwiches :mrgreen:
I guess we are not discussing something of the type Toast Hawaii?
lasagana would be a bit too easy, I presume.
And no 1000-island-dressing either.
Gallinara pesto with gorgonzola?
insalata caprese?
gyros would fit the island but not the tomatoes
Last how many syllables? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 08, 2009, 04:33:38 PM
depending how you count four.

Last Oh, and there is also a movie with the name Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 09, 2009, 10:08:41 AM
Pizza Dottore Moreau? ;)
Last currently no idea. Nothing Sicilian I presume? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 09, 2009, 01:30:27 PM
Very close by.

Last although the dish was invented at the other side of the Atlantic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 09, 2009, 02:45:28 PM
 :offtopic: Barack Obama has been awarded the Nobel Peace prize for 2009 :offtopic:

Last In my opinion too early Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 09, 2009, 03:44:11 PM
It's a strange choice although you must admit that the first thing he did on office was to give the order to close Guantánamo and other questionable practices from his predecessor.

Last let's see how the whole Afghanistan thing evolves, it may have been too soon indeed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 09, 2009, 04:31:04 PM
I think this is intended (and will be interpreted as) another kick into the groins of Cheney/Bush & Accomplices.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 09, 2009, 09:41:02 PM
As if they cared.

Last the right is already up in arms Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 10, 2009, 12:04:28 AM
I really don't see what he's done for Peace. Yet. Like bankers pay, will he have to give it back if he doesn't follow through?

Last even the Nobel isn't like the Nobel used to be Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 10, 2009, 07:59:41 AM
I joked yesterday that the first step to earn it would be to extradite Kissinger to the ICC.
Kissinger got his in 1973, the same year he co-organized the first American 9/11* (i.e. the overthrow of democracy in Chile)

Hm, Carter, Gore, Obama. Do I see a pattern here?
Last next step, one of the Clintons for also not being Bush? Post

*it was even the same day of the week
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 10, 2009, 01:58:17 PM
For not being a contemporary repug*.

Last in that context the prize isn't just deserved but necessary Post

* ironically the only repug that didn't drown in bile on the subject was McCain
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 11, 2009, 08:32:13 AM
The Son of Cain is indeed completely unpredictable . Just a few dyas ago he voted against the anti-gang-rape amendment of Al Franken.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 11, 2009, 06:34:09 PM
I'm sure he'll get a stern lecture on the subject (of the Nobel, of course) by Michael Steele.

Last :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 12, 2009, 09:18:34 AM
Back to the original topic, I can't find an island near Sicily that is both a well-known salty food with tomatoes in it and a movie title (unless roasted Maltese falcon was the answer). But what do I know about cuisine?

Last Or do you consider the Balearic islands to be close to Sicily? I did not check those Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 12, 2009, 01:33:51 PM
Oh, and there is an active volcano in the island.

Last for a good deal of time Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 12, 2009, 02:07:49 PM
Is Stromboli a kind of pasta? Wouldn't know that.

Last Post

Strom - bo - li

also the volcano the crew of Jules Verne's Journey to the Center of the Earth involuntarily use to get back to the surface.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 12, 2009, 02:25:46 PM
More like a kind of pizza, think of a calzone with more than cheese and tomato sauce inside.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_y4GRXPtj40M/SqQ-NM5RLdI/AAAAAAAAAKA/5wPFPjhLNFQ/s400/Stromboli2.jpg)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_y4GRXPtj40M/SqQ-NM5RLdI/AAAAAAAAAKA/5wPFPjhLNFQ/s400/Stromboli2.jpg
Last we were thinking about salty pastries when I chose the word Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 12, 2009, 03:13:17 PM
I'll try to find a new one (a word not a pastry).

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 12, 2009, 08:40:09 PM
Last pastries are good ^__^ Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 13, 2009, 12:23:59 PM
Still not sure about the new one.
Anything else useless to talk about at the moment?

(http://www.andeancrafts.co.uk/userimages/alpaca-buddies.jpg)
http://www.andeancrafts.co.uk/userimages/alpaca-buddies.jpg

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 13, 2009, 03:18:52 PM
The use of uselessness?

Last there are plenty of useless people to talk about Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 13, 2009, 03:48:36 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 13, 2009, 03:18:52 PM
Last there are plenty of useless people to talk about Post

Why should we talk about me? :mrgreen:

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 13, 2009, 05:21:47 PM
You have plenty of uses, including finding obscure movies, hard words and impossible wiki routes.  ;)

Last I was thinking on the truly useless* or the useful idiots** Post

*like the media pundits
**those are the same people!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 13, 2009, 11:04:09 PM

Last It's not a good thing to feel used Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 14, 2009, 02:09:07 AM
Last but it's good to feel useful Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 14, 2009, 08:31:16 AM
Last but don't get caught in the usenet Post

PS: I'll send a word to Griffin now
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 14, 2009, 07:32:16 PM
The word is IN.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 14, 2009, 07:48:05 PM
That's so out...

Last :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 14, 2009, 08:46:00 PM
Beware of the LPWB, it's armed and dangerous.
Closer description: two words with a total of three syllables
It can do what the sopranos are believed to be able to (but actually aren't).

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 15, 2009, 12:40:50 AM
The Sopranos....

Last run for office? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 15, 2009, 05:17:03 AM
No ambitions in that direction.
There is a certain connection to the Muppet Show but to get into more detail would give it away
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 15, 2009, 08:21:25 AM
Totally  :offtopic: :

Won't you join our good old-fashioned Christian book burning on Halloween? :fighting_violin: (http://www.smileyvault.com/albums/forum/smileyvault-wtf.gif)
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/celebrate-halloween-good-old-fashioned-book-burning

Last Bible-burning bigots Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 15, 2009, 11:35:05 AM
QuoteWe will also be burning Satan's music such as country
Well, in that case... ;)
---
What has Miss Piggy to do with breaking glass with her voice?

Last mallet or speaker Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 15, 2009, 12:10:29 PM
No, nothing to do with Miß Piggy but you got the hint about glass destruction right (which did not occur in the Muppet show sketch I have in mind).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 15, 2009, 02:19:07 PM
Mmm... something to do with this?
[youtube=425,350]xpcUxwpOQ_A[/youtube]
Last Beaker-fest Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 15, 2009, 03:03:11 PM
Nope, neither

Last it's also very LOUD Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 15, 2009, 04:11:36 PM
A backhoe?

Last or a jackhammer? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 16, 2009, 08:10:03 AM
As I said: 2 words with a total of 3 syllables
Something very similar can also be found in a Japanese trash movie already discussed on this forum.

Last Don't know how to say that in mock Scandinavian Post

Clue rehash:
1. Armed and dangerous
2. There is a connection to the Muppet Show
3. Can destroy glass without touching
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 16, 2009, 02:32:30 PM
Like this?

Quote
Es I seeed: 2 vurds veet a tutel ooff 3 syllebles
Sumetheeng fery seemiler cun elsu be-a fuoond in a Jepunese-a tresh mufeee-a elreedy deescoossed oon thees furoom.

Lest Dun't knoo hoo tu sey thet in muck Scundeenefiun Pust

Clooe-a rehesh:
1. Ermed und dungeruoos
2. Zeere-a is a cunnecshun tu zee Mooppet Shoo
3. Cun destruy gless veethuoot tuoocheeng

:mrgreen:  http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/

Something along the lines of a standing wave, perhaps?

Last bork bork bork! Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 16, 2009, 03:08:52 PM
A loud speaker?

Last jackhammer has 2 words (compound) and 3 sillables Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 16, 2009, 03:23:23 PM
It's two separate words, one related to the 'armed' part, the other tells you what it is (and armed does mean 'with weapon' here and is not just referring to upper extremities)

Last it also does what submarines try to avoid at all cost Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 16, 2009, 05:10:25 PM
Lots of noise...

Last I get that Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 16, 2009, 07:17:38 PM

Last  :stupid: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 17, 2009, 10:06:19 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 16, 2009, 05:10:25 PM
Lots of noise...

Last I get that Post

Not just simple noise

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 17, 2009, 02:32:15 PM
A sophisticated noise?

Last Animal's percussion battery? ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 17, 2009, 02:46:20 PM
You're getting closer but that was not the Muppet Show connection I thought of either.
I thought I made pretty clear where in the Muppet Show to look for.

Last LPWB uses a special form of percussion (combined with a lightshow) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 17, 2009, 06:04:26 PM
Hmm...  can't guess yet but are you referring to the Boom-Boom (blunderbuss)?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 18, 2009, 07:52:59 AM
No, surprisingly the Swedish Chef had it not at hand, when he actually needed it to get the food from being taken away (and not by Kermit)

Last is that hoofbeat that I hear? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 18, 2009, 05:29:13 PM
A cannon?

Last :-\ Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 19, 2009, 08:43:21 AM
Shall I post the clip?
There are not that many about a force outside the theatre intruding and taking his ingredients away.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 19, 2009, 02:05:02 PM
But Statler & Waldorf never take stuff...

Last put the clip then ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 19, 2009, 03:33:10 PM
OK
[youtube=425,350]Vdp-_KYHY2Q[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdp-_KYHY2Q

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 19, 2009, 07:19:54 PM
A lobster gun? :o

Last gunshots Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 19, 2009, 11:26:01 PM

Last did you get permission from the management to use video clips in clues? :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 19, 2009, 11:45:12 PM
Ah, you are right - the clip makes it brutally obvious, although one needs to take a liberal view of crustacean classification.

I was thinking along the right lines on the submarine clue, it seems, but did not chase it far enough (OTOH, some undersea vehicles seek to do it in a grand way so they can fly like Superman underwater).  The light show is sound-specific; should have picked up on that - I was thinking more about black powder effects.

A visual aid might help point via a near-homophone:
(http://images.media-allrecipes.com/site/allrecipes/area/community/userphoto/big/59215.jpg)


Last good one Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 20, 2009, 08:21:44 AM
But still someone should spell out the cavitating monster and loudest thing in the sea.

Last I could have gone through a Gary Larson cartoon too Post

(http://www.gearfuse.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/badassshrimp.jpg)
No, the answer is not in the image title
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on October 20, 2009, 01:47:59 PM
Last Mantis shrimp? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 20, 2009, 02:26:04 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on October 20, 2009, 08:21:44 AM
But still someone should spell out the cavitating monster and loudest thing in the sea.

What, you don't like pesto?

Last ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 20, 2009, 03:07:34 PM
Quote from: Pachyderm on October 20, 2009, 01:47:59 PM
Last Mantis shrimp? Post

Close, but you are missing the firearm.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 20, 2009, 03:54:42 PM
Loudest? I know sperm whales stun their victims with a focalized sound and their clicking is consider the loudest of any creature but I believe other species can be heard at longer distances.

Last besides cachalotes eat squid not shrimp Post

So pistol shrimp pistol-shrimp is the loudest? According to whom?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 21, 2009, 09:48:37 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 20, 2009, 03:54:42 PM
So !!! LAST POST WORD BINGO WINNER !! pistol-shrimp is the loudest? According to whom?

wikipedia, at least vying for the title with at least 190 dB at 1 m
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pistol_shrimp

The submarine reference was to cavitation
The movie reference was to The Calamari Wrestler, where a squilla (mantis shrimp) challenges the other giant seafood.
I originally thought that both were names for the same crustacean species.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 21, 2009, 04:02:10 PM
Whaddayaknow, wikipedia also notes the sperm whale as the loudest.  ;)

Last I'll figure something out Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 22, 2009, 08:24:15 AM
The shrimp goes for the short bang, the whales for a whole concert.

Last but noone claims the camel to be the loudest sea* creature Post

(http://www.mawi.ch/reisen/rajasthan_2007/kamel.jpg)
http://www.mawi.ch/reisen/rajasthan_2007/kamel.jpg

*sea of sand in that case.

Btw, when do you use 'noone' and when 'nobody'? (and what about 'anyone' and 'anybody'?)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 22, 2009, 01:26:06 PM
Last use 'nobody' after you dispose of the corpse ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 22, 2009, 02:02:48 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on October 22, 2009, 01:26:06 PM
Last use 'nobody' after you dispose of the corpse ;) Post

(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1374/1070492375_5f61413558.jpg)
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1374/1070492375_5f61413558.jpg

Last where to put it? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 22, 2009, 04:27:39 PM
A friend helps you move.

Last A real friend helps you move body. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 22, 2009, 09:16:28 PM

Last when were you last moved body and soul? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 22, 2009, 11:06:42 PM
Help! I lost an A!

Last a true friend helps you move A body Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 23, 2009, 01:20:01 AM

Last provided the body is not the true friend's :o Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on October 23, 2009, 01:28:54 AM
Last  true friends move their own bodies instead of waiting for you to do it for them  Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 23, 2009, 08:42:09 AM
Your bowels get moved on your true friend the camel

(http://www.screenhead.com/funny/CamelAttack-thumb.jpg)
http://www.screenhead.com/funny/CamelAttack-thumb.jpg

Last what's wrong with that picture? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 23, 2009, 05:08:29 PM
Obviously not the Turk on the camel.

Last but the guy on the horse Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 24, 2009, 09:01:13 AM
I think it depicts the joined Turkish/Russian invasion of India.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 24, 2009, 01:46:29 PM
:ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:
---
A while back I committed the mistake of watching GI Joe and among the crud they declared that breaking sea ice sinks.

Last apparently the Titanic's iceberg went all the way to the bottom ::) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 25, 2009, 08:13:52 AM
Galilei got his first trouble with scholars by refuting the ice argument. He pushed the piece of ice under water and it came up again, thus showing that it was not a surface phenomenon. The scholars had argued that the solid state is always denser than the liquid of the same substance (actually true for almost all substances), so ice floating had to be a result of what we today would call surface tension. That Galilei made an experiment instead of using pure logic was an affront and showed that he was no 'real' scholar.

Btw, icebergs regularly run aground. In certain places in the Arctic the sea floor shows marks of that.

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http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:w-8dSZ-DFORU0M:http://image38.webshots.com/39/9/56/86/289595686EZmsVW_fs.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 25, 2009, 03:14:08 PM
I somehow doubt that there is an iceberg going 4 km deep. ;)

Last certain movies should be avoided at all costs Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 25, 2009, 05:31:19 PM
There are narrows both in width and depths on the icebergs' preferred travelling path.
When I was a child I wondered about Jules Verne's book title 20000 Leagues Beneath the Sea since the sea is only 11km deep and 20000 leagues is more than the diameter of the whole planet.

Last The Beast from 20000 Fathoms suffers from a smaller but similar problem Post

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2177/1802390342_386812da1a.jpg)
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2177/1802390342_386812da1a.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 26, 2009, 10:06:52 AM
Since this is the most viewed thread, this recommendation may be best placed here.
We currently have an exhibition at the Umweltbundesamt (Environmental Federal Agency).
The artist also has his works on his website
http://www.gerhardriessbeck.de/index.html
Just a sample:
(http://nuernberg.art49.com/art49/art49nuernberg.nsf/0/AEA6F525EEB0C4BDC1257084003A8BFC/$file/Rie%C3%9Fbeck.jpg)
and the wikipedia entry:
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerhard_Rie%C3%9Fbeck

Last real painting is not dead post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 26, 2009, 02:40:54 PM
His technical ability is impressive.

Last specially the waterfalls Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 26, 2009, 03:18:49 PM
The arctic pictures (those we have here at the moment, so I can compare) are even more impressive in reality. Although the reproductions on the web are quite good they can't do justice to some colour shades. Size also matters. It's an old cliche but especially in front of those with a gray/foggy background one gets the impression of it getting cold around you.

Last Where are my mittens? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 26, 2009, 03:44:18 PM
Painting size really matters, besides maintaining proportions on a large canvas* isn't as easy as it seems.

Last I imagined those were based on photographs Post

*without tricks
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 26, 2009, 04:35:31 PM
The artist made sketches on location and turned them into full-size paintings at home.
I guess far below zero temperatures make painting difficult. Not just because your fingers get cold but because the colour will likely not stay liquid.

Last heated palette? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 26, 2009, 10:22:02 PM

Last that'd make a good jigsaw Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 27, 2009, 08:06:19 AM
Last good idea Post

For something completely different: I propose to rename Texas Augeas (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Augeas).
Reasons:
1. Lots of cattle producing stinking manure (literal meaning)
2. State political and judicial system is a rotten heap of manure and bullshit (metaphorical meaning)
3. It could be sold to the less educated Texans as being Latin for 'You may profit' (which is actually true)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 27, 2009, 04:09:50 PM
Or the state's motto: Texas, The Augean State (it would take an herculean effort to clean it up).

Last I get it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 27, 2009, 04:32:21 PM
Texas?  Sounds like Alberta, which is Texas North anyhow (although 5% smaller, with 3/16 the head of cattle and 200x the oil reserves).



Last but that's currently the Aggiean province  ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 28, 2009, 08:50:43 AM
And the Gulf of Mexico will be renamed the Augean Sea.

Last Why did the US leave the sea's name to Mexico in the first place? Quite uncommon Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 28, 2009, 11:45:57 AM
Because it was named before the US bought or stole, no, conquered, I mean, occupied the north and east part of it.

Last remember the Alamo?  :( Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 28, 2009, 02:28:35 PM
That has not stopped them in other places :-\
The Gulf is known in different countries under different names (Arabian, Persian...), as is the Baltic Sea.
The Gulf of Mexico is the US' mare nostrum (at least it is treated that way).

Last (http://www.nicholsoncartoons.com.au/cartoons/east_timor/img5.jpg) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 28, 2009, 08:46:28 PM
Back to the subject, I just sent the word to Griffin (I didn't forget!), compound word, five syllables.

Last an old image Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on October 28, 2009, 09:34:27 PM
iconography?

Last how old is old? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 28, 2009, 10:35:42 PM
That's actually close.

Last not too old Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 28, 2009, 11:50:26 PM
The word is IN.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 29, 2009, 09:01:41 AM
daguerrotype plate?
devotional image
Andachtsbildchen
mosaic portrait
Holy Mandylion

Last a bit fuzzy about syllable count ;) Post

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/94/San_Giuseppe_di_Copertino_18th_century_engraving.jpg)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/94/San_Giuseppe_di_Copertino_18th_century_engraving.jpg
Rocket propelled geezer (saint)?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 29, 2009, 05:35:29 PM
 :mua:

Last who would have thought there were so many types Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 30, 2009, 08:30:59 AM
That engraving looks hilarious in itself (and the guy quite high on controlled substances) but the lower rim of that cloudhole makes it look like exhasut from the saint's back.

heliography
heliograph plate
collodion plate
kinetoscopy
autochrome image
Edessa image
acheiropoieta
centerfold icon (central to the success of Playmonk)
archetype image

Last (http://www.lifeinthefastlane.ca/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/dog_fads_4sfw.gif) Post
http://www.lifeinthefastlane.ca/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/dog_fads_4sfw.gif
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 30, 2009, 12:59:27 PM
Clue: two of the methods you just described contain parts of the word.

Last now guess which ones :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 30, 2009, 01:30:32 PM
leaves only plate and image, it seems (or is it -graph)

photographic plate
plate photography
argentochrome plate
heliogravure
heliochrome plate
heliochromy
lithographic image
lithographic plate
thesaurus attack

Last I guess your not going for bitumen of Judea Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 30, 2009, 02:03:25 PM
At this rate you'll get it sooner or later.

Last you got closer in this past attempt Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 30, 2009, 03:34:38 PM
Doesn't help much, I am running out of words and combinations (unless I try all variants with -scope and -scopy too)

heliogram plate
plate heliogram
photographic slide

Last coronography Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 30, 2009, 06:36:31 PM
Frankly we got here so fast I won't give more clues.  :mrgreen:

Last you are moving slightly away Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 30, 2009, 07:53:04 PM
photochrome plate
lithographic press
pictoral image
lithograph picture
photographic film
photographic print
pictographic plate

Last getting confused Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 31, 2009, 04:10:16 AM
Remember, it's just one word.

Last one of those has a larger part of it this round Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 31, 2009, 04:26:55 AM

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 31, 2009, 07:49:10 AM
I was not sure, whether 'compound word' meant a single word or a indivisible term consisting of several (where in German hyphens could be set).

photolithography
pictorialism
pictorialist
chromolithography

Last un-image-in-able Post

that was chro-mo-li-tho-graph
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 31, 2009, 09:47:33 AM

There be an extra "y" there - should we disqualify him?  :mrgreen:

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 31, 2009, 09:56:33 AM
Y wood yew doozy sto µ?

Last (http://www.elphani-gecko.ch/pictures/galerie/trampeltier_001_big.jpg) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 31, 2009, 04:11:56 PM
I have to say that for such a quick round it was fun.

Last your turn Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 01, 2009, 09:32:33 AM
Still thinking about a new word.

Last (http://www.pbase.com/image/90922170.jpg) Post
http://www.pbase.com/image/90922170.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 02, 2009, 03:48:11 PM
Is it time to blame his stylist?

Last und die wort? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 02, 2009, 04:45:57 PM
Das Wort sie sollen lassen stahn (M.Luther)

Last patience Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 02, 2009, 08:16:22 PM
Take your time.

Last we can be banal here ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 02, 2009, 09:04:33 PM

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 02, 2009, 09:43:54 PM
...and short...

Last perhaps too short? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 02, 2009, 11:33:19 PM

Last or just plain last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 03, 2009, 01:54:48 AM
Last or just plain? Post

Let me put a picture then:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/90/Rosakakadu_ts2.jpg)
A galah. Saw a couple on a parrot park on Saturday.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 03, 2009, 08:24:42 AM
New word sent to Griffin

King Lear would qualify

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 03, 2009, 02:52:16 PM
Rage, madness and folly?

Last qualifies as an idiot Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 03, 2009, 03:16:53 PM
I think relatively few LPWBs show much rage. Folly is more common.
And Lear displays some characteristics very uncommon for an LPWB (at least these days).
But since he claims to be one*, we have no right/reason to doubt that he really is.
LPWBs are much more common today than in the past.

*He does not use the specific word, so checking the drama text will not necessarily help

Last Tallyho! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 03, 2009, 04:21:47 PM
Haven't been here for a while.

But some things don't change, as I have the last post. :-)


Last sneaky Post....
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 03, 2009, 04:36:02 PM
Did you bring beer?  If not, I have a black-and-pumpkin for you (attached).

Last KIYO!! KIYO!!!! KIYO'S HERE!! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 03, 2009, 05:25:43 PM
Kiyo is back!!

Last how is Brno* this time of the year? Post

*curious note, the first french horn I played was made in Brno.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 04, 2009, 08:13:40 AM
LPWB could be a Christian heretic made from pyrotechnic material by the Queen

Last and highly expensive Post

Completely  :offtopic:
Isn't this cute?
[youtube=425,350]FOHJUrcVdJk[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOHJUrcVdJk
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 04, 2009, 02:28:39 PM
I loved lil' Cthulu eating his followers!

Last hungry Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 04, 2009, 03:19:31 PM
Word is IN - I forgot to say it was.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 04, 2009, 03:26:12 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on November 04, 2009, 03:19:31 PM
Word is IN - I forgot to say it was.

Do we have someone on the member list qualifying as LPWB? :-\

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(http://www.geo-reisecommunity.de/bild/regular/155759/Durstiges-Kamel-in-Petra-Jordanien.jpg)
http://www.geo-reisecommunity.de/bild/regular/155759/Durstiges-Kamel-in-Petra-Jordanien.jpg
(http://cdn.fotocommunity.com/photos/2304277.jpg)
http://cdn.fotocommunity.com/photos/2304277.jpg
no hints in these photos
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 04, 2009, 03:29:50 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 04, 2009, 03:26:12 PM
Do we have someone on the member list qualifying as LPWB? :-\

Possibly. How would we know?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 04, 2009, 03:59:05 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 03, 2009, 05:25:43 PM
Kiyo is back!!

Last how is Brno* this time of the year? Post

*curious note, the first french horn I played was made in Brno.

Cold & snowy..

Last camely Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 04, 2009, 04:42:29 PM
You have my sympathy - and can have my snow if you want some more.

(actually, it's not bad right now, supposed to be up to 14C tomorrow, but the snow started in early October)


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 04, 2009, 07:56:09 PM
Here is hot as usual, we had two cool (and nice) days about two weeks ago but back to our regular heat and humidity.

Last and this is supposed to be a cooler year ::) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 05, 2009, 08:18:25 AM
Yesterday was nasty. Low temperatures (above freezing though), rain and wind.

Last Post

(http://www.erdgastrasse-klier.de/Versuch/al_elch.jpg)
http://www.erdgastrasse-klier.de/Versuch/al_elch.jpg
(http://static.panoramio.com/photos/original/10472584.jpg)
http://static.panoramio.com/photos/original/10472584.jpg

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 05, 2009, 02:03:58 PM
What is that moose doing to that rock?

Last :o Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 06, 2009, 08:22:52 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 05, 2009, 02:03:58 PM
What is that moose doing to that rock?

Last :o Post

That methinks is fossilized milk (galalith (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galalith))

Last (http://www.protomold.com/Design_Tips/UnitedStates/2009/2009-04_designtips/images/guessthepart.jpg) Post


Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 06, 2009, 03:22:14 PM
Last (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3a/Simple_CV_Joint_animated.gif) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 06, 2009, 03:43:37 PM
That looks cool (but also somewhat disturbing)

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(http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/course/15-102/MechanicalMoose1.jpg)
http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/course/15-102/MechanicalMoose1.jpg

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on November 06, 2009, 08:26:29 PM
Is that the new model Cylon?

Last Watch out for the Android Bear Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 06, 2009, 08:39:13 PM
Or bear with Android...

Last don't you know google's phone OS? ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 06, 2009, 08:55:56 PM
I really don't want to be here right now. This topic sucks, this event sucks, and I HATE policy! Can has value rounds?



Last I'm also glad I didn't end up here [this being the university I was supposed to attend initially] because the coach is craaaaaaaaaazy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 06, 2009, 09:00:05 PM
Why not take this camel to escape?

(http://www.twip.org/photo/africa/tunisia/photo--02-03-08-15-45-03.jpg)
http://www.twip.org/photo/africa/tunisia/photo--02-03-08-15-45-03.jpg

Last steam hump Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 06, 2009, 09:46:42 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 06, 2009, 08:39:13 PM
Or bear with Android...

Last don't you know google's phone OS? ;) Post

Ooooh. I have a G1 and I must admit that the OS is great.. And the phone itself is superb, very satisfied with it.

Last I'>m actually writing this on it right now POST
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Lindorm on November 06, 2009, 10:37:58 PM
Bah humbug!

Phones are for making calls with, not for amusing yourself!

Lastgrumpy old git Post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 06, 2009, 10:54:53 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 06, 2009, 09:00:05 PM
Why not take this camel to escape?

(http://www.twip.org/photo/africa/tunisia/photo--02-03-08-15-45-03.jpg)
http://www.twip.org/photo/africa/tunisia/photo--02-03-08-15-45-03.jpg

Last steam hump Post
Last waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant to Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Darlica on November 06, 2009, 10:58:52 PM
The Toadfish radio theatre now gives "Scriblerus And The Mechanical Camel".


Last steampunk camelPost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Lindorm on November 06, 2009, 11:00:37 PM
Oi!

I was supposed to have the last post, wasn't I?

LastDarlica, your'e sleeping in the kitchen cupboard tonightPost!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Darlica on November 06, 2009, 11:05:29 PM
Says you! :P

The Lastmarital counselling Post ;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 07, 2009, 05:01:16 AM
Last who counsels a proconsul? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 07, 2009, 09:14:38 AM
Quote from: Lindorm on November 06, 2009, 10:37:58 PM
Bah humbug!

Phones are for making calls with, not for amusing yourself!


So I can't interest you in our new vibrator phone? :Elk_ThumbDown:

Last lurid Post

Quote from: Lindorm on November 06, 2009, 10:37:58 PM
Lastgrumpy old git Post!

You don't look like a LPWB
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Lindorm on November 07, 2009, 12:16:34 PM
Appearances can be deceptive....

Lastgotcha!post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 07, 2009, 02:01:56 PM
Are you filled with rage?

Last that was the clue, right? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 07, 2009, 09:13:22 PM
What the punk?

Last dromedary Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 08, 2009, 05:38:01 AM
Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyo!



Last hi! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 08, 2009, 07:06:43 AM
Hiiiiiiiiii!

Last good morning Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 08, 2009, 09:14:03 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 07, 2009, 02:01:56 PM
Are you filled with rage?

Last that was the clue, right? Post

Yes, but I already excluded rage as a necessary characteristic of an LPWB
But these days we all have very good chances at becoming LPWBs

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Darlica on November 08, 2009, 10:32:12 AM
Could someone please explain LPWB to me?


Last  :goldfish: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 08, 2009, 11:07:38 AM
LPWB = Last Post Word Bingo
A word is put into the filter, i.e. if someone has it inside his/her post it will replaced by another word.
Usually that is used to replace 'dirty words' (like 'kiddie porn' being replaced with 'morris dancing' or simply 'porn' with 'prawn')
In the LPWB case the replacement is !!!Last Post Bingo Winner!!!.
Whoever guesses the word and is thereby declared the LPWB winner sends in the next word (usually through Griffin).
Clues are to be given by the currrent keeper of the sacred words: Ni, Peng and... (sorry, different sketch)

Clues for the current LPWB word (mine) are
1. King Lear qualifies
2. Christian heretic made from explosives by the Queen (or monarch of England in general)
3. Today our chances of becoming LPWBs are quite good
4. nothing (necessarily) to do with rage
new clue:
5. But has something to with a indispensable component of rage

Last (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2606/3908782239_315133d91a.jpg) Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 08, 2009, 12:07:20 PM
This reminds me a lot of that camel moose you used to have in your signature.

But I can't remember its name anymore.


Last senile Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 08, 2009, 02:47:30 PM
Are you invoking the famous bactrian moose? (he'll post one soon enough...).
---
So you know the ingredients of the rage (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0289043/) virus?

Last zombified Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 08, 2009, 06:44:01 PM
Exactly that one! Dam i'm really senile.

Last bacteria Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 08, 2009, 11:27:17 PM
Last hello Kiyo, see you are no better at holding onto the last Post than before
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 09, 2009, 08:50:41 AM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 08, 2009, 12:07:20 PM
This reminds me a lot of that camel moose you used to have in your signature.

But I can't remember its name anymore.


Last senile Post

I could not find the old picture instantly, so I went for the statue instead

(http://kamelopedia.mormo.org/images/7/76/Elch.png)
http://kamelopedia.mormo.org/images/7/76/Elch.png

Can't find a bacterian moose :Elk_ThumbDown:
(http://retrieverman.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/iron-age-moose-tiger.jpg)
http://retrieverman.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/iron-age-moose-tiger.jpg

Last senility in LPWBs is common Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 09, 2009, 08:14:22 PM
Mmm, are we talking about a species of animal?

Last wolves Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on November 10, 2009, 06:06:11 AM
Last   dances with   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 10, 2009, 10:28:42 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 09, 2009, 08:14:22 PM
Mmm, are we talking about a species of animal?

Since humans can be LPWBs I could be nastily misleading and say yes.
The term is usually only applied to humans, although many reptiles, some mammals and a few birds (but no insects) could qualify (not sure about fish).

Last Mickey Mouse is, Donald Duck isn't Post

(http://www.klothesrush.com/images/mickeymoose.jpg)
http://www.klothesrush.com/images/mickeymoose.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on November 10, 2009, 11:38:14 AM
Last Mammal? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Lindorm on November 10, 2009, 12:19:06 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 08, 2009, 11:07:38 AM


Last (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2606/3908782239_315133d91a.jpg) Post




:o

What the....

That horrible statue is located literally down the road from the flat where Darlica and I live!
It is even uglier in reality (dull grey-brownish fibreglass), and it is painfully obvious that the designer of the statue has no idea of what a real camel or elk looks like. Not one of our favourite pieces of art, as you might have inferred by now. Darlica has tought of borrowing her mother's dog and letting him pee on the statue in the hope that it will start to melt, but gave up the thought, since she didn't want to subject the poor pooch to the sight of that abomination. The horns did fall off shortly after the inauguration, though, but the were glued back on a few weeks later.

The statue is a sign of the on-going gentrification of the area where we live, where industries and old housing are pushed out, art schools and "Creative Communications Studios" are pushed in and every little patch of grass is under the eyes of developers wanting to build block upon block of horribly expensive and horribly ugly designer flats. One of these blocks is situated next to the elk/camel statue, and features a huge, dull, black concrete facade, almost without windows, but with a etched flower pattern on the facade, just to add insult to the injury. 

A very sad development, really, since this was a very nice area when I moved in, and now has changed a lot, and unfortunately not for the better.

Lastwill kein bestandteil sein post, by the way!

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 10, 2009, 01:53:51 PM
Quote from: Pachyderm on November 10, 2009, 11:38:14 AM
Last Mammal? Post

No, obviously a mouskedeer.:Elk_ThumbDown:

Last bad pun in the bed pan Post  :fighting_violin:

No hints in this post

Edit: I checked. Fish can be LPWBs but it seems to be rare.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Darlica on November 10, 2009, 03:54:23 PM
Are we looking for a aggravated fish perhaps?

LastfishyPost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 10, 2009, 06:24:18 PM
Never heard of rabid fish

Last sad Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on November 10, 2009, 10:38:56 PM
Last effigy post?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 11, 2009, 01:35:52 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 10, 2009, 10:28:42 AMSince humans can be LPWBs I could be nastily misleading and say yes.
The term is usually only applied to humans, although many reptiles, some mammals and a few birds (but no insects) could qualify (not sure about fish).

'Mouthbreather' might fit with that (especially excluding insects), but not likely to be the right word.  Syllables?

Last look into prions, perhaps? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 11, 2009, 09:36:37 AM
1 word, 6 syllables, 12 letters, bomb in front, heretic following
not disease related (although LPWBs usually have higher health bills and are more likely to meet the gentleman WHO TALKS LIKE THIS).
aggravated not so much, weighed down would be more proper.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 11, 2009, 10:42:08 AM
It's almost three am and I'm at work, listening to five teenaged boys and my boss bicker and laugh about UN and humanitarian aid.


Last and I'm far too awake Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 11, 2009, 12:26:38 PM
Boing!

Last infrequent Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 11, 2009, 12:57:22 PM
Last slight vertigo Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 11, 2009, 01:06:08 PM
Quoth the Bono?

Last uno, dos, tres, catorce Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 11, 2009, 01:30:20 PM
I have been awake for almost twenty four hours, with about an hour of sleep today (a nap before work and a brief one on the floor of the classroom).


last I kind of want to go home now post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 11, 2009, 02:07:07 PM
Getting ready for a business trip.

Last I should be flying to my aunts service instead but it was literally impossible in all respects Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 11, 2009, 02:59:05 PM
I feel unwell but there is still an hour to stay in office (and 21/4 hours train ride home.
No coughing and no pain in the joints, so probably not the flu (and it does not feel like fever but I lack the equipment here to check).

Last need more and better sleep Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 11, 2009, 03:29:28 PM
Last take care Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 11, 2009, 05:56:53 PM

Last oo a Q Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 11, 2009, 07:46:16 PM
LASTomg, I will never trust other people to organize this sort of thing again. This should have been DONE YESTERDAY Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 11, 2009, 07:56:09 PM
What, where?

>.>
<.<
>.>

Last hoot hoot Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 11, 2009, 09:04:50 PM
Quote from: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 11, 2009, 07:46:16 PM
LASTomg, I will never trust other people to organize this sort of thing again. This should have been DONE YESTERDAY Post

:ROFL:  Personally, I have a wonderful ability to follow direction and be a team player, unless the assigned pack leader is not getting things done competently.  Then I tend to want to take it all over and have it my way.

Last
'swhy I didn't last long volunteering with Food Not Bombs - they couldn't cook anything tasty and didn't have the supplies to do so anyways (c'mon, everybody chip in $2 - 5 for a couple of bags of beans and some spices, donated veggies are great but can't stand alone) - and I see more appeal in cooking vegans to feed the homeless than cooking vegan to feed the homeless ;)
Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 11, 2009, 09:58:28 PM
Broccoli is evil...


Last what to do with a homeless vegan? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 12, 2009, 08:09:50 AM
Someone from Vega would be far from home here indeed.

Last Sesame Street is only half an LPWB Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 12, 2009, 01:51:23 PM
I'm so not getting the explosive + heretic clue here.


Last no 80-year cicadas? ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 12, 2009, 02:04:16 PM
At least you are getting the correct direction, Agujim.
The explosive clue will probably not make sense without knowing the answer beforehand.

Last no insect though, as stated repeatedly above Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 12, 2009, 05:22:30 PM
My complaint is that it does not make sense even with knowing the answer beforehand, although I haven't gone and rifled around wikipedia for explosives (although I did think I had some degree of awareness on that subject).  Could be that it's a device type rather than a specific compound, or could be pure ignorance. ;)


Last honestly I'm surprised there's not one insect that qualifies, many marine arthropods easily do Post


EDIT: Had a look, the three-letter acronyms tend to be more of a focal point for me although I'm more aquainted with the related Acura model. ;)  Get the royal bit of the clue now. Might quibble on the spelling of the heretic. ;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 12, 2009, 07:11:09 PM

Last Aggie gives clues that he has unravelled the clues Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 12, 2009, 07:46:38 PM
Sadly, I only got it because of Sesame Street

Last so I'm not inclined to seize the prize - this one's lived too long for me to knock it off Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 13, 2009, 01:45:43 AM
Not in the most comfortable situation to hunt the clues.

Last about to take off, literally Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 13, 2009, 03:00:19 AM
Grab your O2 tank like the LPWB next to you. ;)



Last I'll just grab the Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 13, 2009, 08:25:13 AM
Quote from: Agujjim on November 12, 2009, 05:22:30 PM
Might quibble on the spelling of the heretic. ;)

The followers of the original heretic are called and spelled thus, at least in English. In German I would have gone for a Nazi or Iranian connection.

Last (http://www.nordichuskyfarm.com/productimages/badgerworks-Geezer-crossing.jpg) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 13, 2009, 05:40:00 PM

First Last after the downtime Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on November 13, 2009, 09:08:22 PM
Last centenarian? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 13, 2009, 10:48:54 PM
Not quite that old, but close.


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 13, 2009, 11:00:09 PM
I am very, very sleepy.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 13, 2009, 11:16:49 PM
Not getting it.

Last septuagenarian Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 13, 2009, 11:38:24 PM

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on November 14, 2009, 12:14:31 AM
Last nonagenarian? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 14, 2009, 01:52:05 AM
  :ROFL:

Last Ok, now the explosive clue is worth pursuing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 14, 2009, 03:55:13 AM
Food has a magical way of waking me up.





Last ¿donde esta la Sphinx? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 14, 2009, 06:08:09 AM

Last so much skirting around the LPWB word makes me dizzy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 14, 2009, 07:43:17 AM
Now I am confused whether everyone is dancing around the LPWB deliberately or whether it is so repulsice that noone dares to spell it (it's not "Belgium" for whoever's sake!)

Last Achtzig Jahr, graues Haar Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 14, 2009, 08:18:55 AM

Last I think they are all being naughty Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on November 14, 2009, 10:03:59 AM
Last octogenarian? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 14, 2009, 04:54:14 PM
There you go.

Last what was it? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on November 14, 2009, 06:26:48 PM
o c t o g e n a r i a n


Will PM Griffin with new word.

Last when I think of one Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 14, 2009, 06:33:21 PM
I am really happy to say the new word is IN.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on November 14, 2009, 06:34:45 PM

Clue is

"Happy to have consumed the female"

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 14, 2009, 11:43:06 PM
Sex or worm related?

Last :o :o :o Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 15, 2009, 08:02:33 AM
emancipated male praying mantis?
something with 'eaten' in it?

---

just for those who did not get the clues for the last LPWB:

Octogen is an explosive also known as HMX. HMX stands for His/Her Majesty's eXplosive
An Arian is a follower of Arius, the most important heretic in Christianity for several centuries
Mickey Mouse is now more than 80 years of age and therefore qualifies while Donald Duck is only in his 70ies.
King Lear himself say in the drama that he is (at least) four score (80) years old.
At least one fish (a Japanese Koi) became older than 80 years, although that seems to be rare.

---

Last (http://www.aufkleber-land.de/out/oxbaseshop/html/0/images/wysiwigpro/Elch_boese_306x320.jpg) Post
http://www.aufkleber-land.de/out/oxbaseshop/html/0/images/wysiwigpro/Elch_boese_306x320.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 15, 2009, 04:35:00 PM
Last I would have never guessed it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 15, 2009, 05:03:38 PM
Maybe next time something beer related ;D

Last (http://www.alces-alces.com/amusantes/werbung/bier/garley-elch-pils.gif) Post
http://www.alces-alces.com/amusantes/werbung/bier/garley-elch-pils.gif

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on November 15, 2009, 10:17:11 PM
Not sex or worm related.

Neither is it an insect, or contains 'eaten'


Sounds a bit like a flower in the Amphitheatrum Flavium...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 15, 2009, 10:36:48 PM
Potatoes have flowers and are tubers.

Last I doubt we're talking about tuberculosis Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 16, 2009, 04:33:32 AM
The Flavian Amphitheatre is also known as the Colosseum.

colossal squid ? (although they harpoon and not consumate their females)
Or are we talking about St.Pauls Epistle to the Colossans?
glossolalia?

Last (http://www.bbc.co.uk/skillswise/inthenews/newstome/images/2003/0410.gif) Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on November 16, 2009, 05:38:25 PM
Think more along the lines of what the amphitheatre was used for. (All of them, not just the Flavian)

Last Ave, Caesar, morituri te salutant Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 16, 2009, 05:50:54 PM
The flower might be the sword lily or Gladiolus, LPWB is gladiateher (sic) perhaps?

Last not a proper guess Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 16, 2009, 05:59:03 PM
Last roses are red, violets are blue Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 16, 2009, 06:34:33 PM

Last Aggie's doing it again Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 16, 2009, 09:06:25 PM
Wot? I'm going to be mucking about with heavy equipment for most of the week, and I doubt there is wireless on site.  Can't clue.

Actually, the flower clue appears to be a bit of a detour as one must base it on the apparent answer.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 17, 2009, 04:29:21 AM
Aaaaarrgh! Bad puns in the morning.

Last before breakfast Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 17, 2009, 01:39:07 PM
Last do you prefer the Times of London instead? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 18, 2009, 08:04:30 AM
Isn't that a Murdoch rag these days?

Last vaterlandloser Gesell der Reaktion Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 18, 2009, 01:15:36 PM
It is!

Last perhaps Der Spiegel instead? :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 19, 2009, 08:35:36 AM
Has seen batter days too.

Last as has this moose Post
(http://www.clipartguide.com/_named_clipart_images/0060-0808-2616-0939_Moose_Sick_in_Bed_Clipart_clipart_image.jpg)
http://www.clipartguide.com/_named_clipart_images/0060-0808-2616-0939_Moose_Sick_in_Bed_Clipart_clipart_image.jpg

Btw, what do you all think of this?
http://www.faithbaby.com/
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Darlica on November 19, 2009, 01:34:14 PM
What I think...

:explode:


Yeah that sums it up nicely.

LastexplodingPost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 19, 2009, 03:05:13 PM
One cannot start early enough washing their wee brains of the evil secular influences.
Don't forget, the church invented pre-natal baptism devices for emergency situations long ago.

Last (http://www.sofacinema.co.uk/guardian/images/products/0/24300-large.jpg) Post
http://www.sofacinema.co.uk/guardian/images/products/0/24300-large.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 20, 2009, 01:36:04 AM

Last I have faith in the Last Post Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 20, 2009, 01:52:28 AM
Is this a Post about your Last faith?

L :P P
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 20, 2009, 11:42:44 AM
Monastery of the Toadfish of Last Post insanes
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 20, 2009, 12:54:33 PM
Isn't that a catch 22?

Last If we know we are crazy we aren't Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 20, 2009, 01:39:44 PM
Not for people with multiple personality disorder  ;)

Last two of me are clinically insane, 3 are borderline and the rest fights it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 20, 2009, 06:08:20 PM
How about mentally compromised?
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Last making compromises Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 20, 2009, 07:20:07 PM
No compromise with communists (or was it communitarians?)

Last promising promiscuity Post

http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/blogs/2009/11/sarah-palins-going-rogue-is-going-rogue/
Unfortunately this video is immune to my downloadhelper and noone seems to have youtubed it yet.
Highly recommended
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 21, 2009, 02:33:17 PM
Was that R. Madow being killed by the bloody book?

Last I'm not gonna touch that one Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 22, 2009, 08:41:55 AM
That was indeed Rachel Maddow :mrgreen:
And the books undressing... :ROFL:

Something completely different:
Is it just me or is this a zombie child coming after an unsuspecting victim?
(http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x97/Swatopluk/Zombiechildqt.jpg)
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x97/Swatopluk/Zombiechildqt.jpg

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Darlica on November 22, 2009, 11:41:58 AM
It is.
It's the new thing, vampires sparkle and zombies make bubbles like small plastic balls...


Lastthe latest moronic movie had it's première here this Friday Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 22, 2009, 01:08:14 PM
Last New Moon? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 22, 2009, 05:30:15 PM
And there is a new "Guess the Movie" challenge up. 100% vampire free.
OK, that's actually a lie but to say why would give the game away too soon :mua:

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 22, 2009, 09:52:02 PM
Carmilla.



Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 22, 2009, 01:08:14 PM
Last New Moon? Post
Yes, that awful piece of shite. I have read the book and the only way to make it more tolerable would be to scrap canon and re-write it completely.



Last vampires are demons, not glitter-happy emo kids Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 22, 2009, 10:56:14 PM
Quote from: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 22, 2009, 09:52:02 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 22, 2009, 01:08:14 PM
Last New Moon? Post
Yes, that awful piece of shite. I have read the book and the only way to make it more tolerable would be to scrap canon and re-write it completely.

Thanks for warning me. I mean, unfortunately I will have to go watch it, as my girlfriend wants to see it (she actually liked the first movie, never read the book).

I mean, I could find a way not to go, but I already passed on the Harry Potter movie, so passing on this would probably cost me a week or two of silent treatment...

Last the question is, what is worse - New Moon or Angry GirlfriendTM Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 23, 2009, 12:55:52 AM
Take earplugs. Put them in when she's not looking.


Last problem solved Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 23, 2009, 01:55:26 AM
Actually, movie and basis for same notwithstanding, I've been hearing much praise for the soundtrack (which probably isn't actually audible during the movie, except at the credits ;)).

Last I don't mind the Harry Potter movies, but the latest instalment was rather underwhelming on film Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 23, 2009, 05:39:02 AM
That's my favorite one so far. Did a much better job with setting up Harry/Ginny than the books did and I enjoyed the various fights. And the canaries. Those were a nice touch.



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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 23, 2009, 08:10:51 AM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 22, 2009, 10:56:14 PM
I mean, I could find a way not to go, but I already passed on the Harry Potter movie, so passing on this would probably cost me a week or two of silent treatment...

Looks like a major strategic error on your part. One might think what one will about the HP franchise but it clearly beats those neurotic abstinence-only vampires of that Mormon lady (although not at the box office anymore. What has the world come to?)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 23, 2009, 01:17:08 PM
Quote from: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 23, 2009, 05:39:02 AM
That's my favorite one so far. Did a much better job with setting up Harry/Ginny than the books did and I enjoyed the various fights. And the canaries. Those were a nice touch.

Eh, I prefer the books if I want plot progression, so I see the movies primarily for the action & SFX*. The spectacle level just didn't match up with previous movies this time around.  It was fine, otherwise.


Last I rarely go to the movies, so I want justification for big-screen viewing when I do ;) Post







*yes, that's an 'F'.   
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 23, 2009, 03:18:26 PM
This latest HP wasn't as bad as the previous two, still not as good as HP3.

Last sadly Cuarón declined doing the rest but then again he wouldn't have been able to do Children of Men Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 23, 2009, 04:37:05 PM
Be happy that they failed to make it more 'family friendly' (=Disneyfied). After HPatPoA there were complaints that the series was going 'too dark'.
If they had followed that advice, they would have spoiled it completely. Part 5 suffered from being too short. Splitting there might have been useful. Part 6 manages but barely.

Last We want extended editions Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 23, 2009, 06:06:29 PM
Wel, the last one is split, so you're lucky there...


Last gonna take some earplugs from the service hub at work Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 23, 2009, 06:09:16 PM
I make do with earphones.

Last somebody is banging at the other side of the wall Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 23, 2009, 11:18:22 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 23, 2009, 03:18:26 PM
This latest HP wasn't as bad as the previous two, still not as good as HP3.

Thought you were talking about printers or bottles of sauce.

Last keeping up with the LP is worse than the Jones Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 24, 2009, 01:26:32 AM
Hewlett Packard?

Last :barf: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 24, 2009, 12:15:36 PM
The problem with HP printers is that one cannot reach the parts where paper gets stuck.

I read in todays papers that in NY watching (and following the plot of) 'New Moon' was near impossible since any time Pattinson appeared on the screen (or the werewolf dropped his shirt or Bella lay in the arms of the one or the other) uncounted teenie girls began to squeal ecstatically (instead of quietly and appropriately swooning  ;)) endangering the ears of everyone in attendance and blocking out the dialogue.
Pattinson himself is quoted as having difficulty to comprehend that behaviour ("they seem to have somehow lost the difference between actor and role"*)

*paraphrased

Last It would probabaly help, if he looked more like that Post
(http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc116/Tsume88/nosferatu.jpg)
http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc116/Tsume88/nosferatu.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 24, 2009, 12:49:12 PM
I guess it kinda makes sense, finally a metaphor of sex for teenage girls.

Last teenage boys are far less metaphoric Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 24, 2009, 03:54:20 PM
But don't they have to wait for that for a later movie? And I doubt that they will show too much detail either.

Last wait for the prawn version* Post

*like e.g. Lord of the G Strings (and it's not about a stringed musical instrument)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 24, 2009, 04:43:42 PM
Nope. Vampirism as a metaphor for sex only requires blood drinking.

Last the pain of the bite is a metaphor for virginity Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 24, 2009, 07:52:12 PM
And I thought it was a metaphor for something completely different.


Last not going to specify Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 24, 2009, 07:53:58 PM
Last  :o :o :o Post

:mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 25, 2009, 05:37:33 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 24, 2009, 03:54:20 PM
But don't they have to wait for that for a later movie? And I doubt that they will show too much detail either.
No. But there is much pillow biting and Bella wakes up covered in feathers. Which is Mormon for rough sex, I guess.

Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 23, 2009, 03:18:26 PM
This latest HP wasn't as bad as the previous two, still not as good as HP3.
That was my least favorite one. Did not like it one bit. Werewolf!Remus is not supposed to look like a slimy, hairless, mutant chihuahua.

Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 24, 2009, 04:43:42 PM
Nope. Vampirism as a metaphor for sex only requires blood drinking.

the pain of the bite is a metaphor for virginity
Which amuses me, since she wasn't bitten until well after she lost her virginity to Edward. She had to be ripped apart by their demon spawn (aka Nessie) before he would turn her.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 25, 2009, 06:54:20 AM
 Maybe she thought she had lost her virginity to Edward, but all that he actually did was throwing a chicken into her bed while she had some vampire dreams about biting someone.

Which would also explain the feathers and of course the pillow biting.

And then he told her they had wild unforgetable sex.


Last those naive teenage girls Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 25, 2009, 08:33:17 AM
Well, Ginny in HP and the Chamber of Secrets also found herself covered with feathers and did not know where those had come from. It is claimed that it had something to do with that 'basilisk' and that 'Tom Riddle' guy. The king snake? Talk about phallic symbols. And a mysterious former headboy nobody has seen for some time? I wonder, if Mrs. Rowling told us the whole truth either. And don't forget those vibrating wands  ;)

Last HP and the Secret Orgies? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 25, 2009, 08:40:47 AM
I read a bit of one fanfic passing for book 7 in which Ginny and Harry had sex.

Last sounded risque but not out of place Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 25, 2009, 08:49:51 AM
At least it would be premarital not extramarital sex.
Btw, Pattinson was available for the role of that vampire emo kid because his character was prominently murdered in HP and the Goblet of Fire*.

*another symbol that would give vulgar psychologists a field day

Last and what about that hidden gay relationship between Harry and Malfoy? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 25, 2009, 01:04:17 PM
To avoid the open one with Ron?

Last :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 25, 2009, 02:18:09 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 25, 2009, 06:54:20 AM
Maybe she thought she had lost her virginity to Edward, but all that he actually did was throwing a chicken into her bed while she had some vampire dreams about biting someone.

LOL, there's precedent of using a small packet of animal blood for simulating the loss of virginity on one's wedding night, but not a whole chicken.

Last kinky is using a feather, perverted is using a chicken  ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 25, 2009, 06:02:35 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on November 25, 2009, 02:18:09 PM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 25, 2009, 06:54:20 AM
Maybe she thought she had lost her virginity to Edward, but all that he actually did was throwing a chicken into her bed while she had some vampire dreams about biting someone.

LOL, there's precedent of using a small packet of animal blood for simulating the loss of virginity on one's wedding night, but not a whole chicken.

Last kinky is using a feather, perverted is using a chicken  ;) Post

Silly kids, they always need to push it to the extreme...


Last chicken is now spoiled for me, every time I pass a KFC, I see Edward instead of the collonel Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 25, 2009, 07:07:43 PM
That ruins it all right, although might be a good thing.

Last KFC isn't what you would call healthy food Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 25, 2009, 08:18:10 PM
Oh, by the way...


Last gladiator Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 25, 2009, 08:49:21 PM
Show off

Last ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 26, 2009, 02:01:32 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 25, 2009, 08:49:51 AM
At least it would be premarital not extramarital sex.
Btw, Pattinson was available for the role of that vampire emo kid because his character was prominently murdered in HP and the Goblet of Fire*.

*another symbol that would give vulgar psychologists a field day

and what about that hidden gay relationship between Harry and Malfoy?
I used to wander around that fandom online and I saw some weird pairings. Drarry is the least of them.


Last let me forget the ones that pair him with Voldemort or Sirius or his father with some :brainbleech: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 26, 2009, 08:19:50 AM
Well, at least (nearly) all of them have lots of children

Last Hogwarts - The Next Gen(d)eration Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 26, 2009, 04:23:01 PM
I wonder how the children of Harry Potter and Ron would look like....


Last hypothetical Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 26, 2009, 04:31:49 PM

The LPWB word is IN.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 26, 2009, 05:51:14 PM
I suppose I need to clue, then...  the word has nothing to do with the last LPWB, but may be linked somewhat with an earlier LPWB.

Googling it seems to indicate (surprisingly) a strong link with fantasy RPGs.

Breaking the word up into parts gives a word indicating payment for a service, and a slang term for shiny symbols of conspicuous consumption, plus a couple of letters left over.

3 syllables.


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 27, 2009, 04:42:48 AM
Something fee-mail? :mrgreen:

Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 26, 2009, 04:23:01 PM
I wonder how the children of Harry Potter and Ron would look like....

A basic desciption is in the book

Last or did you mean the children Harry has with Ron?  :devil2: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 27, 2009, 02:48:15 PM
See, you've got part of it already. ;)


The two previous LPWB's I was referring to were actually the previous two, I think. The current word would make you less like one and more like the other (generally speaking).

Last gotta think of more clues Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 27, 2009, 03:20:39 PM
Now to remember what the previous LPWBs were...
One was octogenarian but the one before I can't remember at the moment.

Something about rejuvenation or sex changes? Or are pearls or gems involved?

Last slow thinking today post

female plug
female cinch
female clip
female jack?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 27, 2009, 03:54:57 PM
Single word, and you're getting further away.  The post is not involved. ;)

For the contrast between the two LPWBs (which will help with the meaning), you are looking for the word AFTER octogenarian, not before.

Gems might be involved in the last piece of the word, but you need to think of the generic American slang neologism*. You'll need this word to get the tense correct.


Note that the various pieces I've suggested breaking the word into have nothing to do with the actual meaning - they are just stand-alones which can be diced out of it. 


Last *probably showed up in the 90's and was originally associated with a certain musical subculture Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 27, 2009, 04:01:03 PM
Why does that conjure up images or rappers with totally overdone jewelry?
Anything with 'heap'?
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 27, 2009, 04:11:28 PM
No heap, but the imagery is correct.

Last   :sportsbrunette: :wwg: :sportsbrunette: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 27, 2009, 06:13:35 PM
Wobbling female breasts with nippke piercings?

Last happy turkey day US friends Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 27, 2009, 06:35:09 PM
Something with febling?

Last the meaning really escapes me Post
---
I wasn't aware of serious Ron & Harry shippers.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 27, 2009, 06:39:00 PM
Zono's close (but needs to work on spelling a bit  ;)).


Last now find the last (first?) couple of letters - no hints yet Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 27, 2009, 08:23:41 PM
Last clueless Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 27, 2009, 08:36:29 PM
If you're stumped I'd highly encourage you to pop over to the Wiki-Fu thread and work on the current pathway.


Last  ;) ;) ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 27, 2009, 09:52:44 PM
Doobeedoobeedoo.....



Last I'm clueless, coz I'm not trying... :) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 28, 2009, 02:24:43 AM
Well then, you won't try to keep the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 28, 2009, 02:36:57 AM
Last unfeebling Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 28, 2009, 02:48:11 AM
Reverse the process!


Last Post ;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 28, 2009, 03:08:50 AM
But feebleminded is too long.

Last :-X Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 28, 2009, 03:30:36 AM
Srsly, you are one letter off with the

Last previous guess Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on November 28, 2009, 06:38:03 AM
you seem unfeeling to his guesses.  :)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 28, 2009, 07:36:04 AM
Again, all activity is taking place here when I am not online >:(

Last and again belated Post

OK, now I know the LPWB but it would be unfair to take it away from Zono.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 28, 2009, 04:02:46 PM
You, Sir, are a gentleman.

unfibling
unfebling
unfeebling
infibling
infebling
infeebling
anfibling
anfebling
anfeebling

Last and apparently I'm an idiot Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 28, 2009, 04:10:50 PM

Last onfeebling Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 28, 2009, 04:16:10 PM
onfibling
onfebling

Last which proves... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 28, 2009, 04:18:31 PM
The number of combinations indicates this could generate several pages.

Last permatative Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 28, 2009, 04:27:43 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 28, 2009, 04:02:46 PM
You, Sir, are a gentleman.

Or just an enabler...  ;)

Last did you try googling earlier guesses? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 28, 2009, 04:32:31 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on November 28, 2009, 04:27:43 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 28, 2009, 04:02:46 PM
You, Sir, are a gentleman.

Or just an enabler...  ;)

Last did you try googling earlier guesses? Post

Drat, I wanted to post exactly the same!

Last (http://k53.pbase.com/o4/42/267742/1/54463714.moose.gif) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 28, 2009, 04:38:02 PM
Hey, you brought dinner! :mrgreen:

Last (http://www.shiningbankcabins.net/moose_crosshairs.jpg) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 28, 2009, 04:42:04 PM
I'd call that a rather feeble attempt. You seem to be rather weakened. Who did it?

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(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-moose-cop.jpg)
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-moose-cop.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 28, 2009, 04:47:20 PM
Are we in a fable?


Last mooses can talk Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 28, 2009, 04:48:01 PM
Quick google, that's it...  I take no credit.

OTOH, that ROFLMoose is a nice piece of work - and for anyone thinking that perspective is making the moos look bigger than it really is, it's not.  Them things are BIG.


Last but it's making me hungry - srsly prey makes my mouth water Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 28, 2009, 05:19:24 PM
enfeebling

en-feebling

Last holy cow! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 28, 2009, 05:44:27 PM
YAAAAY!

Last :stars: :stars: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 28, 2009, 07:01:45 PM
Oooooh...... :)


Last wow Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 28, 2009, 11:51:56 PM
en⋅fee⋅ble
  /ɛnˈfibəl/ [en-fee-buhl]

–verb (used with object), -bled, -bling.
to make feeble; weaken: That bout of pneumonia enfeebled him.

Last I knew about feeble minds and that's all Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 29, 2009, 03:38:14 AM

Last how feebled I am Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 29, 2009, 07:25:49 AM
I fee enfeebled.

Last bloody classes over the weekend Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 29, 2009, 09:14:44 AM
Meet the Feebles

(http://www.nzvideos.org/meetCD.JPG)
http://www.nzvideos.org/meetCD.JPG

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Edit: For something completely different:
Google "christian side hug"
WTF?  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 29, 2009, 01:29:10 PM
Are you talking about this?
(http://stuffchristianslike.net/wp-content/themes/slc/images/sclbook.jpg)
http://stuffchristianslike.net/wp-content/themes/slc/images/sclbook.jpg

Last when is the burka coming back to fashion? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 29, 2009, 01:39:38 PM
Last defibrilating Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 29, 2009, 03:11:43 PM
Which reminds me I have to send a word to Griffin.

Last what can I use? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 29, 2009, 10:14:53 PM
Last New Moon is as terrible as you have heard Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 30, 2009, 01:44:42 AM
I was expected.

Last sorry you had to endure it personally Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 30, 2009, 09:34:01 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 29, 2009, 01:29:10 PM
Are you talking about this?
(http://stuffchristianslike.net/wp-content/themes/slc/images/sclbook.jpg)
http://stuffchristianslike.net/wp-content/themes/slc/images/sclbook.jpg

Yes, but did you also get the rap video?
I have no sound on this PC, so I hope this is the right one, not one with another soundtrack.

[youtube=425,350]m_Oj0-splZw[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Oj0-splZw

Last  :brainbleech: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 30, 2009, 10:35:17 AM
I don't know if I should laugh or cry, how stupid that song is....

"I'm a rough rider, gimme that Christian love"

:bwa:


Last :sportsred: :sportsbrunette: :sportswoman: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 30, 2009, 11:21:01 AM
The worst part is that the rap video -which sounded satiric at first- is the real thing, the guys on stage are real pastors according to one blogger.

Last I know that evangelicals are a minority, and that not all evangelicals are that fundamentalist, but... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 30, 2009, 11:57:34 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 30, 2009, 11:21:01 AM
The worst part is that the rap video -which sounded satiric at first- is the real thing, the guys on stage are real pastors according to one blogger.

Poe's Law (Nathan, not E.A): It's impossible (absent a smiley or other specific indicator) to distinguish between serious and satire beyond a certain point in fundamentalism*.

Last but what about the Christian side f-word? What angles are moral? Post


*canonical version: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humour, it is impossible to create a parody of fundamentalism that someone won't mistake for the real thing," (one might add: or vice versa)

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 30, 2009, 02:31:06 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 30, 2009, 11:57:34 AM
but what about the Christian side f-word? What angles are moral?
Go forth and multiply?

Last it should work Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 30, 2009, 03:45:05 PM
"Jesus never hugged nobody like that" :ROFL:


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 30, 2009, 05:07:28 PM
Oh no! No hugs, just kisses.

Last what's wrong with these people? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on December 01, 2009, 05:47:50 AM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 30, 2009, 10:35:17 AM
I don't know if I should laugh or cry, how stupid that song is....

"I'm a rough rider, gimme that Christian love"

:bwa:


Last :sportsred: :sportsbrunette: :sportswoman: Post

That line jumped out at me as a little ... odd .. as well!
I would also like to congratulate Kiyo for choosing graphics which jiggle chastely side-by-side, not facing each other like unto some veiled harlots on the side (!) of the road...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 01, 2009, 06:37:20 AM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 29, 2009, 10:14:53 PM
New Moon is as terrible as you have heard
:(

Harry Potter > Twilight Saga
Choose wisely when the next opportunity arises.

Last I have stopped being amazed by the depth of fundie stupidity Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 01, 2009, 09:15:14 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 30, 2009, 05:07:28 PM
Oh no! No hugs, just kisses.

The only time Jesus kissed, it was another man! (and he was subsequently arrested, probably for violating the decency laws. That was before Lawrence v. Texas, you know and also in (semi-)public).

Last I better leave out any further speculation or weak punning Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 01, 2009, 02:57:33 PM
In a number of churches the congregation would have to make a line to kiss the pastor that is [constantly] betraying them.

Last I know one of those but the congregation is oblivious Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 01, 2009, 03:48:59 PM
Poison lips and down he slips! ;D

Last that reminds me of a certain Firefly episode Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 01, 2009, 04:13:35 PM
Oh yes!

Last good casting on that one Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 01, 2009, 04:54:53 PM
Bridget: He is my husband
Malcolm Reynolds: Who isn't?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 01, 2009, 05:56:27 PM
Quote from: pieces o nine on December 01, 2009, 05:47:50 AM
I would also like to congratulate Kiyo for choosing graphics which jiggle chastely side-by-side, not facing each other like unto some veiled harlots on the side (!) of the road...

Oh thank you. I thought that these three ladies completely fulfill the image of a simple side-hugging Christian girl..

I'm pretty sure the pastors ould much appreciate their persuasion to wait for front hugs till after the marriage.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 01, 2009, 08:41:25 PM
Poor poor girls, those who have to face those kinky pastors.

Last sadly many pastor's wives have to offer the other cheek too... >:( Post

Going back to twilight (and thanks to Aggie):
[youtube=590,350]1glNuQiE77E[/youtube]
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 02, 2009, 04:33:14 AM
Twilight of the S(n)obs?

Papa Nosferatu would turn in his grave, if he know what his descendants have come to.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 02, 2009, 01:13:02 PM
If we assume that vampires suffer from photodermatitis they would never EVER sparkle.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 02, 2009, 05:01:51 PM
Yeah, about that.

I thought that when exposed to light they turn into ashes and die, not sparkle like a drag queen on a Friday night...


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 02, 2009, 08:19:11 PM
Edward is a drag queen!

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 03, 2009, 06:58:42 PM
 :mua:


Last Werewolves in the background as a backup dancing group Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 03, 2009, 07:18:52 PM
Of course!

Last coming soon: twilight on ice! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 03, 2009, 09:11:33 PM
I can already see the sparkling outfits.

I think we're on to something here......

This is going to be a hit! We're going to be filthy rich!


Last we should get Plushenko to play Edward Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 03, 2009, 10:25:51 PM
The 'on ice'/broadway musical crowd is usually in the 30 - 45 group.

Last which means we have some time to plan it Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 03, 2009, 10:36:03 PM
Teach Zac Efron and Robert Pattison ice skating and we can expand the target group a little.

Last
12-18 will go watch Robert
18-28 will go watch Zac
28 and higher will have to go with their kids and hope that they survive it without getting drunk...
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on December 04, 2009, 02:20:24 AM
Can't we just make 'em play goalie in a few NHL games...


Last ...without masks? Post  ;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 04, 2009, 02:29:13 AM
All of the above?

Last :devil2: :mrgreen: :devil2: :mrgreen: :devil2: :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 04, 2009, 10:46:37 AM
http://cgi.ebay.de/1-Ansichtskarte-Eisbaren-Berlin-mit-Spielplan_W0QQitemZ130343921557QQcmdZViewItemQQssPageNameZRSS:B:SRCH:DE:102

Can't find a directly linkable image. That's an ad for the Berlin Eishockey team Eisbären (polar bears).
Does look more like vampire than bears to me.

Vampires with photodermatitis was invented for the movies (I think Murnau started it). Even the Dracula as made up by Bram Stoker was able to go out in the midday sun like an Englishman (he was a mad dog, so it fits) without dying. He was just weakened.

Last and most people would react adversly to a stake throught he heart and many would run away from too much garlic too Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 04, 2009, 01:27:26 PM
I don't recall any sparkling vampire in Bram Stoker's work.

Last skewer vampire hearts anyone? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on December 04, 2009, 01:46:59 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on December 04, 2009, 10:46:37 AM
http://cgi.ebay.de/1-Ansichtskarte-Eisbaren-Berlin-mit-Spielplan_W0QQitemZ130343921557QQcmdZViewItemQQssPageNameZRSS:B:SRCH:DE:102

Can't find a directly linkable image. That's an ad for the Berlin Eishockey team Eisbären (polar bears).
Does look more like vampire than bears to me.

Vampires with photodermatitis was invented for the movies (I think Murnau started it). Even the Dracula as made up by Bram Stoker was able to go out in the midday sun like an Englishman (he was a mad dog, so it fits) without dying. He was just weakened.

Last and most people would react adversly to a stake throught he heart and many would run away from too much garlic too Post

Remember that the vampire as we know them originates in Eastern Europe, and there's little aversion to garlic there.  Hmmmm....   a pale creature with an aversion to strongly-flavoured food that is weakened by intense sunlight?  Are you sure Dracula was not in actuality an Englishman? ;) ;) ;)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 04, 2009, 03:23:21 PM
Is that the reason for the use of 'bloody' on every phrase?

Last jolly good ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 04, 2009, 08:22:53 PM
The Twilight Lady admitted to never having read Stoker or watched a vampire movie (and probably did not do much research otherwise). I'd probably be more qualified to write a book featuring demons from the mythology of the Aborigines (which I have no idea about) than that uptight Mormon prude a series about vampires. Not even a single vampire watermelon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire_watermelon) in it (Ok, they are also notably absent in Stoker's Dracula).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 04, 2009, 09:37:27 PM
Maybe I should write a book about quantum mechanics?


Last I smell abestseller Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on December 05, 2009, 12:56:37 AM
LOL, heard a discussion on CBC today comparing (the current crop of) vampire romances with Amish romances aka 'bonnet rippers'.

http://podcast.cbc.ca/mp3/qpodcast_20091204_24068.mp3

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 05, 2009, 04:18:47 AM
That's awesome Aggie! :D

Quote from: Swatopluk on December 04, 2009, 10:46:37 AM
http://cgi.ebay.de/1-Ansichtskarte-Eisbaren-Berlin-mit-Spielplan_W0QQitemZ130343921557QQcmdZViewItemQQssPageNameZRSS:B:SRCH:DE:102

Can't find a directly linkable image. That's an ad for the Berlin Eishockey team Eisbären (polar bears).
Does look more like vampire than bears to me.

Vampires with photodermatitis was invented for the movies (I think Murnau started it). Even the Dracula as made up by Bram Stoker was able to go out in the midday sun like an Englishman (he was a mad dog, so it fits) without dying. He was just weakened.
They look like werebears!


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on December 05, 2009, 04:29:41 AM
Quote from: Agujjim on December 05, 2009, 12:56:37 AM
LOL, heard a discussion on CBC today comparing (the current crop of) vampire romances with Amish romances aka 'bonnet rippers'.
The Wittenburg Door (http://www.wittenburgdoor.com/) had a 10-point list of Amish Youngsters Gone Wrong;
one was "pictures of girls without bonnets in his sock drawer".
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 05, 2009, 04:39:13 AM
You can't keep the Last Post if you don't claim it.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 05, 2009, 05:15:59 AM
Lost your bonnet?

Last :o Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 05, 2009, 09:44:26 AM
Quote from: pieces o nine on December 05, 2009, 04:29:41 AM
Quote from: Agujjim on December 05, 2009, 12:56:37 AM
LOL, heard a discussion on CBC today comparing (the current crop of) vampire romances with Amish romances aka 'bonnet rippers'.
The Wittenburg Door (http://www.wittenburgdoor.com/) had a 10-point list of Amish Youngsters Gone Wrong;
one was "pictures of girls without bonnets in his sock drawer".

At the same website there is also this nice list
http://www.wittenburgdoor.com/10-worst-movies-about-jesus
It contains Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter and Zombie Jesus  :mrgreen:

Last Vampire Gandhi would be interesting. Does he only suck blood oranges or would he drop vegetarianism? Post

Edit: googling Gandhi/Ghandi and vampire yields surprisingly many results (even if narrowed to "gandhi vampire" etc.)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 05, 2009, 03:12:21 PM
Whose brains would a zombie Gandhi eat?

Last would a vampire Jesus drink tuna blood? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on December 06, 2009, 06:58:14 AM
^ silly! He would turn water into wine, then the wine into blood.

Last   \communion/   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 06, 2009, 09:04:26 AM
I never drink ... wine.

Last What if Lugosi had been cast as Jesus? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 06, 2009, 03:38:55 PM
Quote from: pieces o nine on December 06, 2009, 06:58:14 AM
He would turn water into wine, then the wine into blood.
So that is why evangelicals don't drink wine!

Last evangelicals are vampires Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 06, 2009, 05:32:13 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 06, 2009, 03:38:55 PM
Last evangelicals are vampires Post

If vampire is understood as something/body stealing the life energy of other living beings (traditional vampires don't bite but drain their victims from afar), then this would be actually an appropriate description*.

Last if it's fun, it's sin Post

*not for all evangelicals of course
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 07, 2009, 12:54:32 AM
But whose energy do they drain?

Last husbands, wives, children, coworkers...? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 07, 2009, 05:32:49 AM
Last I have nothing to add to the turn this thread has taken therefore I just claim the Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 07, 2009, 08:53:58 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 07, 2009, 12:54:32 AM
But whose energy do they drain?

Last husbands, wives, children, coworkers...? Post

As with vampires, relatives come first. I have relatives of the sucking evangelical kind but they are fortunately far away enough to minimise the effect. Although my parents have rather conservative religious views, they do not try to impose them forcefully*.

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*some might say, that this proves that they can't be really conservative ;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 07, 2009, 02:37:51 PM
Internal conservative

Last external liberal? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 07, 2009, 03:03:58 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on December 07, 2009, 08:53:58 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 07, 2009, 12:54:32 AM
But whose energy do they drain?

Last husbands, wives, children, coworkers...? Post

As with vampires, relatives come first. I have relatives of the sucking evangelical kind but they are fortunately far away enough to minimise the effect. Although my parents have rather conservative religious views, they do not try to impose them forcefully*.

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*some might say, that this proves that they can't be really conservative ;)
Ditto on all counts, though there's currently the looming threat of no Christmas presents from my mother.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 07, 2009, 07:48:42 PM
Last  :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 07, 2009, 10:02:31 PM
Presents? Those are for children.

Last :o Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 08, 2009, 09:11:49 AM
But only for those present!  :mrgreen:
Last Those absent get abstinence only Post

(http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/2561/mooseandbuffalotz6.jpg)
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/2561/mooseandbuffalotz6.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 08, 2009, 12:19:43 PM
Last what's the difference between 'abstain' and 'refrain'? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on December 08, 2009, 05:51:54 PM
Last abstain means you won't ::), refrain means you can't get any :( Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 08, 2009, 06:27:39 PM
I'll abstain to comment.

Last but who would refrain me? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 08, 2009, 09:34:07 PM
Would anybody abstain or somebody refrain or anybody refrain or somebody abstain?

Last surely refrain is most usually refrain "from" but abstain is often alone as in I'll abstain Post


Tra La La ~ a little refrain
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on December 09, 2009, 12:31:23 AM
Isn't 'refrain' when you do something repeatedly?


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 09, 2009, 08:56:00 AM
And what is the connection of stain and abstain?

Last any blue dresses involved? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 09, 2009, 01:45:05 PM
Abstinence doesn't stain.

Last :o Post

Edit: I just sent a new word to Griffin, two syllables and pretty unacknowledged despite how ubiquitous it is.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 09, 2009, 05:11:37 PM
women, children, water, caring?

Last pretty no idea yet Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 09, 2009, 05:25:31 PM

New word is IN.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 09, 2009, 05:50:10 PM
Last building blocks Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 09, 2009, 06:14:50 PM
Lego?

Last I dunno Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 09, 2009, 06:38:03 PM
Last In a smaller level Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on December 09, 2009, 06:50:50 PM
Last atom Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 09, 2009, 07:28:42 PM
Quark


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 09, 2009, 11:14:22 PM
They can be as small as a few atoms.

Last and display quantum effects Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 10, 2009, 09:11:04 AM
cluster, clusters

Last with or without cockroaches Post

amines, acids, neurons, something to do with quantum dots (qubit/qubits), crystals, nano maser, diodes?
trapped ions (Einstein-Bose-condensate is a bit too long)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 10, 2009, 11:27:21 AM

Last Last Post Word Bingo (http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/dec/09/darling-soaks-rich-and-us) is not taxed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 10, 2009, 01:29:17 PM
You could say that they are frequently found in clusters of thousands or millions.

Last vital for this conversation Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 11, 2009, 05:12:45 AM
Element?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 11, 2009, 09:24:58 AM
phonones, defects, ligands, layers, dopants/doping?
Or is it a everyday speech term with a specific extra meaning?

Last in order for noone to forget: it's also the year of the camel Post

(http://www.fao.org/docrep/003/x6528e/X652806.jpg)
http://www.fao.org/docrep/003/x6528e/X652806.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on December 11, 2009, 09:49:07 AM
Last pixel Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 11, 2009, 12:16:32 PM
Those are built in layers.

Last and can be doped Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 11, 2009, 11:34:06 PM
Merkur toys? (http://www.merkurtoys.cz/en/index.htm)




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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 12, 2009, 12:47:30 AM
That reminds me of an erector (http://www.fatbraintoys.com/toy_companies/schylling/erector_set_special_edition_set.cfm) set I had.

Last I remembered my fischertechnik (http://www.fischertechnik.de/en/index.aspx) also Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 12, 2009, 09:11:03 AM
graphenes, imdots, switches, shifters, circuits, relais?

Last stochern im Nebel Post

(http://fineartamerica.com/watermark.html?id=392787)
http://fineartamerica.com/watermark.html?id=392787
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 12, 2009, 02:37:11 PM
Getting closer

Last but I'm not telling how to keep the mystery :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 13, 2009, 09:15:42 AM
codon, breaker, nano, relays, contacts, stratum/strata?
I know a few words that could fit in German but not the English equivalents.

Last language barrier Post

(http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/59500/Angry-camel--59728.jpg)
http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/59500/Angry-camel--59728.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 13, 2009, 08:25:57 PM
Lets say those can be selective.

Last you shall not pass Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 14, 2009, 11:05:32 AM
I think I tried diodes already :mrgreen:
Or are we talking about double slit types of equipment or something using the tunnel effect selectively?

Last Zener toggle toggle Post

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 14, 2009, 02:31:42 PM
I believe tunnel effect is undesirable because it leaks.

Last power Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 14, 2009, 06:13:10 PM
ROM/RAM/data storage related?

Last eproms and neurons with trimmers Post

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9e/Kamel_hungrig_1.jpg/300px-Kamel_hungrig_1.jpg)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9e/Kamel_hungrig_1.jpg/300px-Kamel_hungrig_1.jpg

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 14, 2009, 07:54:05 PM
Last no storage Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 14, 2009, 08:06:18 PM
Currently no idea.
Everything I come up with has more than 2 syllables or is more than 1 word. I went down long lists of electronic and micro/nanomechanical items. Excursions into chemistry also proved futile.
My guess is that it has something to do with either a computer display (something below the actual pixels) or with a fine structure in electronics (e.g. something on the surface of a chip).

Last more hints or I will let loose the Dönertier! Post

(http://www.impactlab.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Angry-Camel-487.jpg)
http://www.impactlab.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Angry-Camel-487.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 15, 2009, 04:01:00 PM
OK new hint

Last it's an acronym Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 16, 2009, 01:13:39 AM

Last as long as it is not acrylic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on December 16, 2009, 06:06:32 AM
Last that is one unhappy camel Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 16, 2009, 09:13:36 AM
The amzing laser maser ACE with his glowing DIP switch and assorted LED XOR and NAND gates from RFID 2? ;)

Last here to fight the golden nazi vampire of Absam 2 Post

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 16, 2009, 01:23:40 PM
You'll never get it that way.

Last :mua: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 17, 2009, 06:58:44 AM
I tried to think of something I could guess and not appear really clueless, but I didn't think of anything.

So I just wanted to inform everyone that I'm going to see Avatar today and reaaaaally can't wait.


Last blue Post
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 16, 2009, 01:23:40 PM
You'll never get it that way.

Last :mua: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 17, 2009, 09:42:11 AM
Well, you leave me no choice!
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 17, 2009, 01:36:37 PM
So, you will torture everybody else with the Dönertier because you can't guess the semiconductor in question?

Last I'm not afraid of the Dönertier Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 17, 2009, 03:52:31 PM
Chip & Dale..

Last invasion of the chipmunks could beat the doenertier Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 18, 2009, 10:08:31 AM
Are you an n-type or a p-type, i.e. can I offer you the wafer without committing a SIM?
Are you a MOSFET or a JFET or do you worchip at the altar of IMPATT or DIAC, you foul VECSEL TRIAC?

Last may the JEDEC be with you Post

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:UWkRmwWDidrNqM:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/19/Mk_Rostock_D%C3%B6nertier.jpg)
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:UWkRmwWDidrNqM:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/19/Mk_Rostock_D%C3%B6nertier.jpg

EDIT: the LPWB word sounds like a communist organization (like Mosfilm) ;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 18, 2009, 04:49:29 PM

Last save the LP from madness Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 18, 2009, 08:35:08 PM
There you go, the word is M O S F E T, the most typical semiconductor used in electronics today, so without it we wouldn't be talking in the forum, it can be as thick as a few atoms and you probably have millions of them around. It is a acronym: Metal Oxide Semiconductor Field Effect Transistor.

Last your turn Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 19, 2009, 10:42:25 AM
Still thinking about a new word. One I have in mind would be both difficult to clue and so obscure that we could spend the rest of next year on it :mrgreen:

Last the animal(s) of next year have to be chosen also Post

Edit: I sent Griffin the new word.

First clue: Sounds like a science developed by one of our siblings
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 19, 2009, 02:48:32 PM
Earth or environmental related?

Last :-X Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on December 19, 2009, 03:42:32 PM
Last ichthyology? Pst
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 19, 2009, 07:12:10 PM
The new word is IN.

Nice clue :mrgreen:

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 20, 2009, 09:08:48 AM
Specific sibling. Theme rather free/general.

Last Post

(http://rlv.zcache.com/resentful_moose_card-p137641495728655015tdn0_210.jpg)
http://rlv.zcache.com/resentful_moose_card-p137641495728655015tdn0_210.jpg

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 20, 2009, 04:12:20 PM
Zoonology?

Last ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 20, 2009, 04:49:56 PM
You get the principle :mrgreen:

Last won't say more at the moment Post

(http://www.alces-alces.com/entwicklung/heute/druck3_t.jpg)(http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/image/composition/7481094/view/1/producttypecolor/144/type/png/width/280/height/280)
http://www.alces-alces.com/entwicklung/heute/druck3_t.jpg
http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/image/composition/7481094/view/1/producttypecolor/144/type/png/width/280/height/280
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 21, 2009, 12:53:49 PM
It must me Swatology, the science of the moose and the donertier.

Last some sciences are waiting to be explored Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 21, 2009, 05:28:01 PM
Moose are a bit too large to swat. :mrgreen:

Here is a little song for beagle (no connection to the LPWB)
[youtube=425,350]lUFwDQJJSV8[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUFwDQJJSV8

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on December 21, 2009, 11:59:58 PM
After 12 years of Labour the good news is that they'll still be able to use their 1997 "Things can only get better" jingle this election.

Just as well because we can't afford a new one while borrowing 20 billion a month ;)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 22, 2009, 09:58:13 AM
You know how expensive advertising (esp. political) is these days, don't you?

You could get rid of Brown by supporting Scottish indpendence :mrgreen:

Last The Which Brown? Project Post

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/17/Tired-moose.jpg/300px-Tired-moose.jpg)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/17/Tired-moose.jpg/300px-Tired-moose.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 22, 2009, 01:52:51 PM
Republicanology?

Last poor pachy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 22, 2009, 05:59:53 PM
Kiyoodlelology...


aka

The science of heavy drinking.


Last I think there's one "lo" too many... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on December 22, 2009, 07:28:06 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on December 22, 2009, 09:58:13 AM
You could get rid of Brown by supporting Scottish indpendence :mrgreen:

I'm not particularly against it; more of my tax would be spent down here and Labour would be out of power for ever, except in the new United Scottish Socialist Republic  (is that acronym available again now?).

Last Free the Scots from the sassenach yoke  Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 22, 2009, 08:13:00 PM
It's neither beagle(o)nomics nor Griffin theory.

Last but as calculating as anything Britney Spears could do Post

(http://www.tierportraet.ch/bilder/hauskamel.jpg)
http://www.tierportraet.ch/bilder/hauskamel.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 22, 2009, 09:22:58 PM
The science of not wearing panties?

Last credit her agent Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 22, 2009, 09:39:59 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 22, 2009, 09:22:58 PM
The science of not wearing panties?

Last credit her agent Post

No, the hint is a wee bit more subtle

Last btw, single word, 3 syllables, 8 letters Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on December 23, 2009, 12:01:48 AM
Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 22, 2009, 05:59:53 PM
Kiyoodlelology...


aka

The science of heavy drinking.


Last I think there's one "lo" too many... Post

Looks fine to me.....  ???

Last Can't spell "Kiyoodlelology" without "lol" :D Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 23, 2009, 12:42:40 AM
Quote from: Agujjim on December 23, 2009, 12:01:48 AM
Last Can't spell "Kiyoodlelology" without "lol" :D Post

And now try saying that loud ten times fast...


Last you need heavy drinking to be able to do that Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 23, 2009, 09:16:56 AM
Some songs are also made in a way that it makes either no difference, whether the singers are drunk or not or being drunk is more or less mandatory (what I call the Gröl-Faktor).

Last most famous example is of course the US national anthem* Post

*no surprise given its origin

(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/35/s_7fb5eb444397a961eb9c895cc1753b8c.jpg)
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/35/s_7fb5eb444397a961eb9c895cc1753b8c.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 24, 2009, 02:41:42 PM
So, we're not talking about a tautology?

Last nor opalogy either, an apology? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 25, 2009, 09:54:46 AM
Although the LPWB decribes a person, the term looks like the hardest of sciences as applied by one of our siblings.

Last Post

In the spirit of the season (NOT SAFE FOR WORK)
[youtube=425,350]LCBFg49oqic[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCBFg49oqic
That's not a LPWB hint
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on December 26, 2009, 04:55:31 PM
Yesterday, I had the opportunity to sit outside and have a beer...

It was the 25th of December, and usually it's too cold to sit outside and have a beer...


But it was 20 degrees C here...... While the weekend before we had minus 15!!!!


Last nature's gone nuts Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 26, 2009, 08:24:10 PM
Last cool and nice Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 27, 2009, 10:04:08 AM
Where have all the snowflakes gone...

Last alas! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 27, 2009, 06:07:11 PM
To a breakfast bowl?

Last sugared corn flakes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 28, 2009, 02:59:41 AM
Every One.

Long Time Passing.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 28, 2009, 09:28:05 AM
I have now selected the animals for next year and will announce them on Thursday.

Meanwhile it's still the year of moose and camel

(http://www.amerheritage.com/merchimages/christmas/bigskycarvers/moosetivity3.jpg)
http://www.amerheritage.com/merchimages/christmas/bigskycarvers/moosetivity3.jpg
(http://bearcreekgifts.com/cart/images/moosetivity4.jpg)
http://bearcreekgifts.com/cart/images/moosetivity4.jpg
(http://www.alpinechristmasoutlet.com/images/53408.jpg)
http://www.alpinechristmasoutlet.com/images/53408.jpg
(http://www.christmas-treasures.com/BigSkyCarvings/Christmas/Images/53429.jpg)
http://www.christmas-treasures.com/BigSkyCarvings/Christmas/Images/53429.jpg

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 28, 2009, 10:43:42 AM

So this is not the Last animals Post?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 28, 2009, 11:11:44 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on December 28, 2009, 10:43:42 AM

So this is not the Last animals Post?

(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/thumb/0/0d/AnimalS1.JPG/300px-AnimalS1.JPG)
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/thumb/0/0d/AnimalS1.JPG/300px-AnimalS1.JPG

Last definitely not Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 28, 2009, 05:57:47 PM
These kind of animals?
[youtube=425,350]5KbOhVO6jVQ[/youtube]
Last B&W Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on December 29, 2009, 12:52:01 AM
Last un-animated Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 29, 2009, 01:41:42 AM
Last inanimate Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 29, 2009, 08:47:10 AM
Last and still waiting for new* LPWB guesses Post

*better late than never
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 31, 2009, 10:23:22 AM
The former Last Post contained a hint btw.
---

I herewith announce the animals of the year for 2010:

For the Earth: The Maned Wolf (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maned_wolf)
For the Seas: The Portuguese Man o' War (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portuguese_Man_o%27_War)
For the Air: The Lammergeier (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lammergeier)

Last they rarely meet, I presume  ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on December 31, 2009, 05:55:45 PM
Last    ^ that was clearly a foto-choppin' challenge and I accept ^    Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 31, 2009, 08:52:09 PM
I'm not getting the hints.

Last review? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 01, 2010, 09:54:08 AM
Hint review for the LPWB:

Sounds like the hardest of sciences as applied by one of our siblings
Better late than never
There is a hint in the New Year thread.

(http://www.mlahanas.de/Greece/Fauna/image/Lammergeier.jpg)(http://images.elfwood.com/art/s/t/starling/maned_wolf.jpg)(http://www.cv6.org/ship/logs/vtn90/images/man-o-war.gif)
http://www.mlahanas.de/Greece/Fauna/image/Lammergeier.jpg
http://images.elfwood.com/art/s/t/starling/maned_wolf.jpg
http://www.cv6.org/ship/logs/vtn90/images/man-o-war.gif

Last (my) first post (in this thread) of the year 2010 Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 01, 2010, 03:03:55 PM
Is that a foxy lady?

Last o_O Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 02, 2010, 10:52:14 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 01, 2010, 03:03:55 PM
Is that a foxy lady?

Last o_O Post

I got that impression too.
Last Post

(http://pantanalportal.de/media/lobo_guara.jpg)(http://thenewjew.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/headshot-shimonperes-mfagovil.jpg)(http://www.jop-kriegskunst.de/armada/Galeere13-14Jh.jpg)

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Lindorm on January 03, 2010, 09:49:09 AM
Last I have no idea what you are on about Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Darlica on January 03, 2010, 10:35:03 AM
Edit:

I mistook the person on the Photo for someone else (known lawyer whose name is slipping me at the moment), hence the attempted joke went from bad to worse and I'm removing the post.
My apologies.

-Darlica
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 03, 2010, 03:47:04 PM

I hate the foxes next door. They are filthy scavengers, grey and dirty, and forever mating loudly.

Last vote for suburban fox hunting Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Lindorm on January 03, 2010, 05:12:58 PM
Last what, you want chav toffs in Burberry-patterned SUV:s and drinking Buckfast menacing the poor foxes of your neighbourhood? Post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 03, 2010, 08:42:18 PM
Last even green welllis if it gets the foxes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 04, 2010, 09:31:17 AM
'Peres' is the Hebrew name for the Lammergeier Shimon changed his original Polish name 'Perski' (allegedly after finding a vulture nest in the Negev desert). The ship is a Portuguese galley aka Portuguese Man o' War.
---
The LPWB word occurs prominently in 'The Uncommon Reader' by Alan Bennett as a self-description of the title character.

Last (http://img.album.de/files/images/screen/127/12734455352886.jpg) Post
http://img.album.de/files/images/screen/127/12734455352886.jpg

Btw, the maned wolf does not only catch mice, he is also very fond of tomatoes I hear.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 04, 2010, 06:25:17 PM
Last pack of wolves Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 05, 2010, 09:47:41 AM
Maned wolfs don't form packs.
Neither do lammergeier

Last not sure about this year's jellyfish Post

(http://www.specula.at/adv/geier.jpg)
http://www.specula.at/adv/geier.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 05, 2010, 01:33:17 PM
Are you implying that this is a loner year?

Last :o Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 06, 2010, 08:56:24 AM
I probably would not have gotten away with the year of the Dönertier, or would I? ;)
Last why always go with the 'nice' animals? Post

(http://www.contentimages.de/content/GlobalPictureGallery/96/1337367796_1195126139183.jpg)
http://www.contentimages.de/content/GlobalPictureGallery/96/1337367796_1195126139183.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 06, 2010, 01:44:39 PM
Jellyfish are nice.

Last the fact of many being poisonous doesn't remove their beauty Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 07, 2010, 08:24:00 AM
Many poisonous animals announce the fact by being conspiciously beautiful through use of coulors. No camouflage for them.
Lots of exceptions of course.

Last Stonefish would win few beauty contests Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 07, 2010, 04:27:44 PM
Not too different from the toadfish in certain aspects.

Last we're no poisonous  ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 08, 2010, 09:45:13 AM
Are thre any poisonous mammals (apart from shrews)?

Last pundits and politicians and preachers don't count Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 08, 2010, 03:57:39 PM
I believe the platypus has a venom thingy somewhere.

Last but I don't think the animal is actually poisonous Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 09, 2010, 03:40:00 AM
Large arctic mammals (belugas, polar bears) are borderline toxic due to bioconcentration of contaminants, but not venomous or actually poisonous. :P


first Last Post in a while
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 09, 2010, 09:33:33 AM
The status of the platypus as mammal is a wee bit doubtful. Usually counted among them but so different that they are in an order by themselves with just a single other animal.

Shrews seem otherwise to have a near monopoly for venom in the mammalian kingdom.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venomous_mammals

Last Pratchett readers of course know why the platypus Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 12, 2010, 03:38:01 PM
I dunno about the platypus as something other than a mammal, a full of hair, homothermic animal that feed it's young with milk, and more so in which the eggs remain for a long time inside the animal (weeks) as opposed from birds and reptiles in which the egg spends little time inside. The fact that it branched way back doesn't mean that the ancestors of marsupials and placentals didn't share a non reptile ancestor with them. In fact the best way to classify a mammal is for the ear bones which are different from reptiles, dinosaurs and birds.

Last or do you use a different archosaur classification ;) Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 13, 2010, 12:31:37 AM
A different classification method? Try hurling them on the floor and seeing if they bounce. Or there's always the ducking in water to see if they float.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 13, 2010, 03:28:51 AM
Aye, but they already have duckin the front and beaverin the back - they MUST float.


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 13, 2010, 09:03:31 AM
May he (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3450/3204438171_04e3bf94d9.jpg) come for the leadership of the Deutsche Bahn (http://www.conet.de/C12572350045073C/CurrentBaseLink/W26X6HBK922CCHEDE/$FILE/Deutsche_Bahn_scan.gif).

Last angry Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 13, 2010, 12:42:33 PM
Wasn't he working for the Deutsche Bank?

Last :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 14, 2010, 10:52:43 AM
No, that would be the Pleitegeier not the Lämmergeier.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: beagle on January 14, 2010, 12:43:04 PM
Last snow has gone Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 14, 2010, 01:30:26 PM
Here not yet but it's only a matter of time before thawing gets serious (it has already started in the South)
Last I hope it will not be an endless dance around zero again Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 14, 2010, 04:36:35 PM
In theory it's getting hot today.

Last in practice it hasn't. Yet Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 15, 2010, 08:33:22 AM
Let's not turn this into a weather thread too ::)

Last (http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,783967,00.jpg) Post
http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,783967,00.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 15, 2010, 12:56:49 PM
For a moment that looked like a line of dead triceratops.

Last what movie would that be? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 15, 2010, 01:47:59 PM
The original Fantasia had a scene with lots of dead dinosaurs in the desert :mrgreen:

Last photo deliberately chosen for momentary headscratching Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 15, 2010, 03:05:09 PM
But those were bones IIRC.

Last dinocide Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 15, 2010, 03:52:19 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 15, 2010, 03:05:09 PM
But those were bones IIRC.

Last dinocide Post

Yeah but we see the dinosaurs die first.

Last pedantic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 15, 2010, 07:06:06 PM
Last they're dead Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 15, 2010, 11:55:35 PM

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 16, 2010, 04:21:08 AM
Post Last?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 16, 2010, 08:10:13 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 15, 2010, 07:06:06 PM
Last they're dead Post

Are they dead? then why is there always talk about the newest 'Last of the Dinosaurs'?

Last and some are hiding in Dilbert's house Post
(http://www.goingware.com/localjobs/dt970815_983.gif)
http://www.goingware.com/localjobs/dt970815_983.gif
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 16, 2010, 12:18:15 PM
Or in caves in the lost world underground?

Last without sunlight Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 17, 2010, 08:53:49 AM
No, those are just lizards that were dinofied by the prop department

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 17, 2010, 01:14:04 PM
Those lizards are now offended.

Last and demand satisfaction Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 18, 2010, 08:48:45 AM
Then send their critics to Komodo.

Last here be dragons post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 18, 2010, 06:18:16 PM
They agree.

Last but only if they have a bite before Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 19, 2010, 08:38:01 AM
Wouldn't wee Komodo dragons make nice pets? :mrgreen:

Last rather these (http://cf.nwf.org/nationalwildlife/images/022004/wolf_jump.jpg) cuties Post
http://cf.nwf.org/nationalwildlife/images/022004/wolf_jump.jpg

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 19, 2010, 06:51:29 PM
You can make dogs look like that.

Last leave those cuties alone ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 20, 2010, 09:26:08 AM
Looks like the maned one tries to imitate a wallaby (maybe someone should intimate that wannabe).

Last Hol's der Geier! Post
(http://wildtracks.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/lammerfeier.jpg)
http://wildtracks.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/lammerfeier.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Darlica on January 20, 2010, 10:23:06 AM
The maned one hunts rodents...

All foxes and some dogs catches rodents like that.
It's hilarious to watch, until your dog proudly presents you with His/her latest catch preferable when you are just about to eat something...

Last doggy breath Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 20, 2010, 12:20:33 PM
And the maned ones might even go for your vegetables. Very fond of tomatos I hear.
They also have a very strong body odor that is rumored to be not very pleasant.

Last but I doubt that the neighbours would be much happier, if you acquired a bearded vulture instead Post
(http://www.vulture-territory.com/02260195.jpg)
http://www.vulture-territory.com/02260195.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on January 20, 2010, 06:30:05 PM
Ignore the Lammergeier!

Last Follow the Secretary Bird Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 21, 2010, 08:58:58 AM
You have to wait for him until next year to become monastery bird of the year.
(http://www.afrika-2005.de/sekretaer.jpg)
http://www.afrika-2005.de/sekretaer.jpg

Meanwhile we stay with this adorable species
(http://simonthomsett.wildlifedirect.org/files/2009/02/simon_and_mutt.jpg)
http://simonthomsett.wildlifedirect.org/files/2009/02/simon_and_mutt.jpg

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 21, 2010, 05:11:33 PM
You said species?

Last
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http://www.impawards.com/1995/posters/species_ver3.jpg
Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Lindorm on January 22, 2010, 05:39:37 AM
Last 403 Forbidden post

- so no slimy tentacly Natasha Henstridge for you!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 22, 2010, 06:33:19 AM
But you can take this as a stand-in

(http://www.express.de/image/view/-/716048/highRes/241298/-/maxh/480/maxw/480/-/Die+portugiesische+Galeere+ist+hochgiftig.+Ein+Kontakt+mit+ihr+kan+%25286649624355%2529.jpg)http://www.express.de/image/view/-/716048/highRes/241298/-/maxh/480/maxw/480/-/Die+portugiesische+Galeere+ist+hochgiftig.+Ein+Kontakt+mit+ihr+kan+%25286649624355%2529.jpg

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 22, 2010, 07:23:05 AM
DRAT! Beagle has done his early rising thing again before I have even got to sleep.

ALTHOUTH perfect partnership for the

Last Post

but we's have to split the prize money
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 22, 2010, 09:38:28 AM
No, the prize belongs to our adorable birds
(http://simonthomsett.wildlifedirect.org/files/2009/01/laila_with_mutt.jpg)
http://simonthomsett.wildlifedirect.org/files/2009/01/laila_with_mutt.jpg

Last unless the maned one steals it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 22, 2010, 03:07:04 PM
Birds are indeed adorable

Last specially parrots ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 22, 2010, 03:49:29 PM
Don't know, whether there are nay vulture parrots or parrot vultures.

Last but there are turkey vultures Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 22, 2010, 05:41:20 PM
I believe NZ's Keas eat meat.

Last they eat carrion but they also hunt Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 22, 2010, 05:43:41 PM
So, can we simply paint the bearded ones and they would fit right in?

Last and the maned ones are reaasigned the moniker of foxes on stilts Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 23, 2010, 04:09:50 AM
Last who's bearded now? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 23, 2010, 08:55:35 AM
Me. I did not find the time for shaving.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 23, 2010, 03:12:07 PM
Shaving is for workdays and dates.

Last scruffy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on January 23, 2010, 05:00:31 PM
Might shave for a date, but I find that having the beard helps me hide in the hedgerows.



Last Be the Badger Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 24, 2010, 08:29:42 AM
But be careful that no hedgehogs try to hide in your beard.

Last no animal picture this time Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 24, 2010, 01:54:11 PM
Hedgehogs are cute.

Last and supposedly make good pets Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on January 24, 2010, 02:11:56 PM
Last easy to look after, they hibernate..Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 25, 2010, 02:33:10 AM
I kind of want one.


Last it would be able to defend itself against everyone but possibly my youngest sister Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 25, 2010, 03:42:25 AM
Last Woo saints! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 25, 2010, 08:42:12 AM
Hello Qwerty!
I've not seen you around here for some time.

Last did the circling vultures draw your attention? ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 25, 2010, 11:11:30 AM
Nah. Actually I think they were scaring me away a bit. Well, not scaring, but you know. Caution, and all that.

Last no, don't eat Simba! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on January 25, 2010, 11:19:03 AM
Last I eat dead vultures post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 25, 2010, 12:50:24 PM
Last do you wait till the vulture dies to eat it? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 25, 2010, 01:12:35 PM
Well, we are not talking about scalbies here  :mrgreen:

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on January 25, 2010, 02:53:48 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 25, 2010, 12:50:24 PM
Last do you wait till the vulture dies to eat it? Post

It was pointed out by Lüttschwanz in the Tractatus Repugnans  that if one begins to eat a vulture while it is still alive, then the animal edendum is not truly a dead vulture (toter Geier) in the estapological sense.  Anyway, the buggers make such a fuss when you get your teeth in.  Much better to wait a month or two.

Last Scalbies are too disgusting for me even to mention the name post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 25, 2010, 07:38:44 PM
Are we talking about the residents of Scalby, Yorkshire?

Last ritually cannibalistic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on January 25, 2010, 07:52:05 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 25, 2010, 07:38:44 PM
Are we talking about the residents of Scalby, Yorkshire?
No, it's a Terry Pratchett thing:
QuoteScalbies are dirty birds as allyl isocyanide smells bad or Andromeda is far away. They are members of the crow family but crows don't admit it. They inhabit essentially uninhabitable desert areas around Omnia because competition can't survive. They eat anything. They eat things that thought they could eat anything and died from it. They are nearly flightless to conserve energy, since no predator will eat them or could survive in their habitat and their lunch tends to be dead already. They are described as looking like other birds after an oil slick.

Last I don't really like Terry Pratchett post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 25, 2010, 08:34:31 PM
Surprised it wasn't picked up on, here.  Lots of Pratchett-heads in residence.



Last for some reason skeksis came to mind Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 26, 2010, 08:26:15 AM
Scalbies also eat vulture vomit.

Last don't know what would happen, if they drank essence of skeksis Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on January 26, 2010, 10:56:40 AM
Quote from: Agujjim on January 25, 2010, 08:34:31 PM
Surprised it wasn't picked up on, here.  Lots of Pratchett-heads in residence.
I had to google it myself.  I don't read Pratchett.

Last never heard of skeksis either Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 26, 2010, 12:12:06 PM
Those are from The Dark Crystal
(http://www.backtotheeighties.net/images/skeksi1.jpg)
http://www.backtotheeighties.net/images/skeksi1.jpg

Last They would vote GOP Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on January 26, 2010, 12:18:04 PM
Lastno more pictures of politicians, please post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 26, 2010, 01:31:11 PM
Why not?

(http://www.thescreamonline.com/photo/photo06-01/mortensen/machiavelli.jpg)
http://www.thescreamonline.com/photo/photo06-01/mortensen/machiavelli.jpg

Last (http://www.satanshimmel.de/teufel/grab_teufel_satanisten.jpg) Post
http://www.satanshimmel.de/teufel/grab_teufel_satanisten.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 26, 2010, 04:29:12 PM
Have you noticed that all 'good' politicians are dead?

Last kill 'em all :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 27, 2010, 08:57:07 AM
'The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers'.

Last Shakespeare Post

Btw, there is still the LPWB word to guess
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 27, 2010, 10:53:36 AM
Not if I have anything to say about it!

Phlanges!

No?

Last damn. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 27, 2010, 12:36:24 PM
What do you refer to, the politicians, the lawyers or the LPWB word?

Last inquiring minds want to know Post

Btw, inquiring minds:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1246266/Dictionary-banned-classrooms-defining-explicit-sex-terms.html
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2010/jan/25/oral-sex-dictionary-ban-us-schools
http://www.pe.com/localnews/menifee/stories/PE_News_Local_W_sdictionary22.414bdf0.html
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on January 27, 2010, 04:52:35 PM
Last while I rush into town and buy a copy of this salacious work post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 27, 2010, 04:59:20 PM
Expanding the customer base

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 27, 2010, 06:11:02 PM
Last blocked by the readers and writers of conservapedia Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 28, 2010, 10:47:39 AM
Did someone look, whether the conservapedia now has an entry on lurid dictionaries? :mrgreen:
Will all books etc. about/by Oral Roberts also be banned?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-BxqfAM1Ag Warning: Not safe for work!

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 28, 2010, 04:06:36 PM
The guy seems to know quite a bit about all that 'sinful' stuff.

Last I guess he's having a great time in hell now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 28, 2010, 04:52:31 PM
Some people are simply selfparodying

Last let any comedian try to top that Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 29, 2010, 02:14:54 AM
Damn, my puppy's vocal. He makes all these weird, grumbly, grunting noises.


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 29, 2010, 03:51:01 AM
I should record some of my 'tiels vocalizations.

Last luckily the neighbors haven't complained. Yet Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 29, 2010, 08:29:12 AM
As long as the pets don't try to play piano at night or at noon...

Last or switch to the trombone at any time of day Post

These beauties make for perfectly quiet pets, of course
(http://www.whales-dolphins.net/azoren_de/gaestegalerie/images_gaestegalerie/archiv_2007/port_galeere-helmus.jpg)
http://www.whales-dolphins.net/azoren_de/gaestegalerie/images_gaestegalerie/archiv_2007/port_galeere-helmus.jpg

Edit: After the banning of a dictionary in California (as discussed above) we come to Virginia, where the Diary of Anne Frank (definitive* edition) is going to suffer the same fate.
http://rawstory.com/2010/01/school-district-pulls-anne-franks-diary/

*i.e. uncensored
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 29, 2010, 09:34:18 PM
Last  ::) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 30, 2010, 05:08:51 AM
They should put a little more intention into it.

Last kids love reading the forbidden stuff Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 30, 2010, 08:50:46 AM
"We expect you not to read the books on this list until the start of the new trimester!"

Last Oder ein Atheist. Wir schlügen die Pfaffen aufs Maul, ließen das Buch durch den Schinder verbrennen und so gings reißend ab.* Post

*Friedrich Schiller, Die Räuber
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on January 30, 2010, 09:59:35 AM
Last Schiller was a boring twit post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 30, 2010, 10:37:46 AM
At least, if one has to read him at school and the most boring pieces of his are chosen by default and treated in the least appealing way possible. At his time he was considered a dangerous revolutionary.

Last I think Goethe is worse Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on January 30, 2010, 01:27:36 PM
Well, bully for you, Swato!  You don't often hear people admit that.  But for myself, I do like the early SuD Goethe, whereas I don't know of any Schiller that I really enjoy.

Last tell none but the wise post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 30, 2010, 06:13:14 PM
Do you now the Leichenfantasie (attributed to Schiller)  :mrgreen:

Last contender for worst poem in German literature Post

I agree that the early Goethe is more agreeable ;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on January 31, 2010, 10:11:40 AM
No, I don't.  Sounds like I shouldn't bother.
Last you resemble the spirit, which you comprehend - not me post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 31, 2010, 11:08:07 AM
Here's a link nonetheless.
http://de.wikisource.org/wiki/Eine_Leichenfantasie

Last either no spellcheck was used by the one typing it or old Friedrich used a strange type of orthography Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on January 31, 2010, 11:43:43 AM
Thanks, Swato!  Indeed, the spelling is not just C18, it is totally WEIRD!   :aargh!: :faint:

Last OMFSM that's the worst poem I've ever read post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 31, 2010, 11:51:19 AM
Maybe thew Vogons are actually the fourth worst poets in the universe (or Paul Neil Milne Johnson was a reincarnation).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 31, 2010, 11:38:41 PM

Last is the LPWB dead? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 01, 2010, 09:55:31 AM
Well, to qualify for the current LPWB word status one has to be old, so death might be near.

Hint rehash:
Hardest of sciences as applied by one of our siblings or on repeated doings of Britney Spears
Better late than never
Used by the Queen as self-description in The Uncommon Reader (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Uncommon_Reader)
Call of surprise about application of above mentioned science to paranormal phenomena

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 03, 2010, 03:16:18 PM
Taking the Last Post from myself to bring you these news:

Swordfish attack Angola oil pipeline
http://af.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idAFTRE6113BU20100202
And no, it's not about British torpedo biplanes :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 03, 2010, 05:14:25 PM
A flexible tube that looked like a morsel?

Last fishy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on February 03, 2010, 07:20:24 PM
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 03, 2010, 07:29:03 PM
Well, if you're going to abrupt about it, I might as well take the

Last Post

back for safekeeping. ;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on February 03, 2010, 08:27:54 PM
Last I'll grab it and keep it even safer post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 03, 2010, 08:32:11 PM
Safety is the antithesis of the

Last * Post

*but you can be sure someone will take it.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on February 03, 2010, 09:09:51 PM
Last yes - me! post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 03, 2010, 10:28:10 PM
Last bad luck Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 04, 2010, 08:30:18 AM
Taken by the squidlings again
Last squishy Post

Hello Squiddy!
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2512/3875820334_01b0486dfa.jpg)
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2512/3875820334_01b0486dfa.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on February 04, 2010, 08:34:52 AM

LAST   Our Lady of Squidlings   POST
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 04, 2010, 09:43:54 AM
(http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/saint-architeuthis-20081209-094311.jpg)
http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/saint-architeuthis-20081209-094311.jpg
Last and the patron saint post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on February 04, 2010, 10:22:27 AM
Last Swato, you never cease to amaze me, where the hell d'you get them from? post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 04, 2010, 10:29:05 AM
From the dark depths of Google of course.
After "Holy Mary" + squid or octopus or kraken did not yield usable results, I tried "saint squid".

Last btw, a (popular) song to Cthulhu in Middle High German is still lacking in our collection* Post

*seek Swato's Choral Squids in the All Kinds of Art section, if you have access to that.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 04, 2010, 01:08:04 PM
But squid don't have eyebrows.

Last still, I like the hat :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 04, 2010, 01:14:13 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 04, 2010, 01:08:04 PM
But squid don't have eyebrows.

Last still, I like the hat :mrgreen: Post

Last And usually more than one eye. maybe someone confused colossal with cyclopian Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 04, 2010, 02:42:44 PM

Last don't let the squidlings get above themselves Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 04, 2010, 03:12:47 PM
Too late, I fear. Some of them have been seen squiggling away with the good saint's mitra.

Last Post

---
Edit: And now for something completely different
[youtube=425,350]NqftJCOPluE[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqftJCOPluE
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 04, 2010, 09:05:51 PM
Whisky-Tango-Foxtrot ???

Last just publicizing her blunders at HP should be enough to defeat her Post

Edit: speaking of the ads I found this collation of political ads worth watching:
http://www.publicradio.org/columns/marketplace/scratchpad/2010/02/be_very_very_afraid.html
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on February 05, 2010, 09:40:39 AM
And I thought UK politics was barmy!
Last OMFSM what drivel post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 05, 2010, 11:22:50 AM
Hol's der Geier!
(http://www.explorecrete.com/nature/images/gypaetos4.jpg)
http://www.explorecrete.com/nature/images/gypaetos4.jpg

Last that could be too much even for him to stomach though Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on February 05, 2010, 11:38:13 AM
Last I hate them orrible vultures post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 05, 2010, 11:45:38 AM
I feel a certain attachment to Lämmergeiers (as long as they don't drop turtles on my head)

Maybe you find our other animal of the year more to your liking  :mrgreen:
(http://www.tierportraet.ch/bilder06b/maehnenwolf.jpg)
http://www.tierportraet.ch/bilder06b/maehnenwolf.jpg

Last be happy that you had not to suffer through the year of the duck (2008) and camel/moose (2009)*  ;) Post

*for next year the secretary bird is already decided on; land and sea animal still pending
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 05, 2010, 06:29:33 PM
Last about these unilateral decisions... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 05, 2010, 06:44:48 PM
I will at least promise not to choose the naked mole rat.

Last but the warthog still runs strong Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on February 06, 2010, 10:12:22 AM
If there's any voting going on here, I go for the good old Capybara:

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:KH5JPIvEhJ5vGM:http://www.naturephoto-cz.com/photos/sevcik/capybara--kapybara-6.jpg)

Last world's largest rodent post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Darlica on February 06, 2010, 11:19:46 AM
cthulhu-mole?

;D

Last blind as a bat Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 06, 2010, 01:20:17 PM
Capibaras (or chigüiros as we call them back home) are big and tasty.

Last it took a while to learn how to farm them IIRC Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 07, 2010, 08:44:20 AM
Quote from: DavidH on February 06, 2010, 10:12:22 AM
If there's any voting going on here, I go for the good old Capybara:

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:KH5JPIvEhJ5vGM:http://www.naturephoto-cz.com/photos/sevcik/capybara--kapybara-6.jpg)

Last world's largest rodent post

I could warm to that.

Last but the year is still young Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 07, 2010, 03:48:12 PM
You season the meat and cook it in a conical open flame grill...

Last wait, weren't we talking about how tasty those are? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on February 07, 2010, 04:22:55 PM
Last yes, yummy! post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 07, 2010, 04:50:41 PM
If we follow Roman Catholic logic twisting then that rodent also counts as fish and thus covers both alnd and sea.
What lives in the water (at least part-time) must be fish and can be eaten on Fridays.
Also the duck/goose is actually a plant because they hatch from goose barnacles (German: Entenmuschel = duck mussel) that in turn are fruits from trees standing at the water's edge. Therefore they can also be eaten on Fridays (and during Lent).

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 07, 2010, 04:59:24 PM
In Bogotá when I was a kid the whole lent thing was changed because fish was more expensive than chicken, pork or beef and the poor people couldn't afford it.

Last and nobody pays attention to it nowadays Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 07, 2010, 05:17:41 PM
Since when did The Church take such things into consideration? Shouldn't Lent be best with zero calories anyway? ;)

Last do flying insects count as birds? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 08, 2010, 03:06:32 AM
If you can't eat shellfish, can you eat grasshoppers?

Last torahxic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 08, 2010, 08:27:53 AM
Grasshoppers are essentially the same as locusts and if the Old Testament prophets could eat them, I see no problem there.

Last what about bats Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 09, 2010, 01:42:06 PM
They are edible, and eaten in many parts of the world. Tastes like chicken.


However:

http://www.damninteresting.com/the-hazards-of-eating-bats


Last you were warned Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 09, 2010, 03:06:14 PM
No bats for me.

Last I rather eat fruit Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 09, 2010, 03:21:27 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 09, 2010, 03:06:14 PM
No bats for me.

Last I rather eat fruit Post

Well, you asked for it: Does that make you a fruitbat?  :mrgreen:

Last and the question was what does the RCC say to bat consumprtion? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 09, 2010, 03:48:19 PM
I'm going to go with "neither flesh nor fowl nor good fresh fish". Admittedly, I haven't spoken to a theologist about it, merely arbitrarily decided my decision is correct. In my defence, I am a consultant...


Last who has a bat licence Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 10, 2010, 12:57:22 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on February 09, 2010, 03:21:27 PM
Well, you asked for it: Does that make you a fruitbat?  :mrgreen:
But, but, but...

Last better a fruitbat than a fruitcake Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 10, 2010, 08:26:31 AM
He likes both.
(http://th06.deviantart.net/fs10/300W/i/2006/110/7/f/Maned_Wolf_Pup_standing___JFR_by_leopatra_lionfur.jpg)
http://th06.deviantart.net/fs10/300W/i/2006/110/7/f/Maned_Wolf_Pup_standing___JFR_by_leopatra_lionfur.jpg
Last don't know about him (http://www.zoonar.de/img/www_repository1/3f/30/86/7_9864f815c9a260c682e6c9e7f67d13b5.jpg) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on February 10, 2010, 10:34:58 AM
He's looking for a parrot for lunch.
Last but give me a capybara any time post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 10, 2010, 01:40:29 PM
I think those would be too large for him.
(http://bilder.fernweh.com/img.php?img=./data/media/107/wh16.jpg)
http://bilder.fernweh.com/img.php?img=./data/media/107/wh16.jpg
Last He prefers mice and tomatos Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on February 10, 2010, 04:15:47 PM
He's quite pretty, I admit.  But I said, give me a capybara, not him!  Too good for foxes.
Letzter Pfahl
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 10, 2010, 04:47:22 PM
And I said, that might come next year.
But noone else is forbidden to bring one up.
Last Post and chorus
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on February 10, 2010, 06:19:32 PM
Boo!  Spoilsport!  :(

EDIT:  Last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 10, 2010, 06:23:32 PM
Quote from: DavidH on February 10, 2010, 10:34:58 AM
He's looking for a parrot for lunch.
It would have to be feral, no native parrots in Europe that I know of.

Oh, and you forgot something in your

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 11, 2010, 01:02:27 AM
It takes 10 generations to breed a tame fox from a wild fox.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 11, 2010, 08:27:21 AM
(http://dev.zoo.dortmund.de/servlet/picturepool/imageprovider?uid=150545)
http://dev.zoo.dortmund.de/servlet/picturepool/imageprovider?uid=150545
He ain't no fox and smells too bad to try tamin' (though a chartered accountant might not mind).

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on February 11, 2010, 02:46:30 PM
It's got pig's feet.  You can see them clearly.

Last it's the rare Bavarian Wolfschwein post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 11, 2010, 03:10:37 PM
The Wolfschwein relates to the Schwein(e)hund like the mule to the hinny (Maulesel zu Maultier)
Last  :flyingpig: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 11, 2010, 04:00:53 PM
I have the feeling it isn't as tasty.

Last vegetarian Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 11, 2010, 04:14:58 PM
Mules are legendary for their toughness both  in character and meat.

Last I never tried wolf steak post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 11, 2010, 04:26:21 PM
Me neither - I've eaten bears but no lions and tigers or wolves.


Last oh my! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 12, 2010, 10:17:22 AM
Naked molerats would have the advantage of no need for skinning I presume. And since they are not what most people consider charismatic megafauna they probably don't have a strong lobby.

Last eat ugly beats Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 12, 2010, 10:34:47 AM
I now have visions of a waiter, bearing a silver platter, and dramatically lifting the cover (to an appropriate noise-Tahh-Dahh!) and revealing a roasted Naked Mole Rat, resplendent on a bed of salad, with a grape in it's mouth....



Last makes me chuckle Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 12, 2010, 12:56:42 PM
In most such scenes it's the guest's pet (s)he* made such a fuss about earlier.

Last age old cliche Post

*more often female than male
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on February 12, 2010, 02:23:58 PM
 Guest: "Oh, my Darling Moley, what has the nasty man done to you?"
Waiter: "Fried him, Madam."

Last we'll see of him post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 12, 2010, 02:45:48 PM
And then there is the sad fate of the poodles and their onwer in Theatre of Blood (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theatre_of_Blood)

Last Price is priceless Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Darlica on February 13, 2010, 09:45:42 AM
No small pets barbecue with in the Monastery ground please... ::)

Last or my claws may come out Post  ;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 13, 2010, 12:12:45 PM
*Ahem*

"Oh, look Darli, something you would find terribly interesting is occuring, just over there.."

*clatter of collapsing barbeque*

"Are the Squidlings wearing armour this season?"


Last move along, nothing to see here Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Darlica on February 13, 2010, 01:05:27 PM
Quote"Are the Squidlings wearing armour this season?"

Yes, in fact they are, and they are handing out melee weapons to all critters under the weight of 35 kg...

See, that's what happen when you are talking about exotic cooking.

Oh great, now we have centurion of small dogs with shields and pikes in a turtle formation by the gates...

Last nothing is impossible Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 14, 2010, 09:06:56 AM
In case of doubts let all the shoggoths loose!

Last and rise the pay for the cleaning (wo)man that has to remove the trails Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 14, 2010, 12:30:08 PM
The shotguns?

Last ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 14, 2010, 05:07:50 PM
Shotguns will be useless, shoggoths have no vital organs. There is actually no secure method on record about how to destroy one (although it is not impossible).

Last Post

Btw, we should not neglect our sea creature of the year
[youtube=425,350]fBkmzzAh8Eo[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBkmzzAh8Eo
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on February 15, 2010, 09:17:49 AM
Aardelopes eat shoggoths for breakfast.
Last shoggoth post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 15, 2010, 10:43:32 AM
[youtube=425,350]pXvqF-yXb8E[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXvqF-yXb8E

Then there is my own "My little (slimy) shoggoth" song (to be found in the Choral Squids)

Last giant amoeba Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 15, 2010, 04:55:13 PM
What, it isn't affected by cold temperatures?

Last The Blob Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 16, 2010, 08:55:11 AM
No, according to At the Monuntains of Madness they live in Antarctica without problems. I guess they have some internal heating system.

Last electrocuting might or might not work Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on February 16, 2010, 10:40:01 AM
It's running away from the aardelopes that keeps 'em warm.
Last pathetic wussy shoggoths post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 16, 2010, 12:52:21 PM
Could you provide some visual info on those mysterious aardelopes? I guess they are not just mutant jackalopes.

Last and beware of Nyarlathotep Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on February 16, 2010, 02:48:14 PM
No photographer has ever pictured one and come back alive.  They are a cross between an aarvark and an antelope.  Not to be confused with the antevark, which is the other way around.

EDIT: Last there has to be aardlopes post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Darlica on February 16, 2010, 03:07:07 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on February 16, 2010, 08:55:11 AM
No, according to At the Monuntains of Madness they live in Antarctica without problems. I guess they have some internal heating system.

Last electrocuting might or might not work Post

Are they as resistant to heat as to cold? The Shoggoths, not the aardelopes, jackalopes or antevarks...

I was thinking oversized welding torch, or a very high voltage cattle prod...   
Another favourite method for dealing with monsters are; first freeze then add ballistic weapons.   ;D


Or "nuke the site from orbit"  :D

Last Warrant Officer RipleyPost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 16, 2010, 03:38:40 PM
Well, electrocution has been discussed, as has fire. But no handheld device currently known would do.

Last salting will not be sufficient Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Darlica on February 16, 2010, 04:38:27 PM
Well, then we need a Exoskeleton loader of first Alien then Avatar fame!  ;)

ooops! I was wrong it wasn't the Last Ripely Post

(http://scienceblogs.com/tetrapodzoology/Ripley-cargo-loader-Jan-2010.jpg)

An example of a good female SciFi role model. ;D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 17, 2010, 09:57:22 AM
Not good against a basically shapeless enemy, especially a several meter diameter one that can engulf (and probably digest) you whole.

Last leaving nothing for him (http://www.hellenica.de/Griechenland/Fauna/Bilder/GypaetosSt.jpg)Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on February 17, 2010, 01:44:52 PM
ΓΥΠAETOΣ  ?

Last it's all Greek to me post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 17, 2010, 02:22:05 PM
Gyps means vulture (are the gypsies the vulture clan?*) and aetos means eagle. The lammergeier/bearded vulture is the most eagle-like vulture both in looks and behaviour.

Last but the maned wolf is not closely related to foxes despite the looks Post
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/82/Chrysocyon_brachyurus_nbg.jpg)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/82/Chrysocyon_brachyurus_nbg.jpg

*no, that's derived from 'Egypt'
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 18, 2010, 03:28:15 AM

I have a fear of foxes. Is there a name for this?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 18, 2010, 03:53:08 AM
Last foxyphobia? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 18, 2010, 08:24:47 AM
More like vulpephobia/vulpophobia or alope(ci)phobia (although the latter would also be the fear of becoming bald).

Last be more afraid of these, when in the water Post
(http://romancatholicblog.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/j032.jpg)
http://romancatholicblog.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/j032.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 18, 2010, 08:56:12 AM
I was thinking on this Foxy:
(http://z.about.com/d/animatedtv/1/5/s/k/drawn_foxxy_400.jpg)

Last Drawn Together Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 18, 2010, 09:14:52 AM
I thought more about these guys
(http://www.lambiek.net/artists/k/kauka_rolf/kauka_fixfoxi1.jpg)
http://www.lambiek.net/artists/k/kauka_rolf/kauka_fixfoxi1.jpg

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 18, 2010, 09:32:36 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on February 18, 2010, 08:24:47 AM
More like vulpephobia/vulpophobia............

But I am not afraid of wolves.

Last Romulus and Remus were so cuddly Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on February 18, 2010, 09:53:13 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName
But I am not afraid of wolves.

Swato's right:  Greek for fox is αλεπού (alepou); in Latin it's 'vulpes'.
The Latin for wolf is 'lupus' and the Greek is  λύκος (lykos).
Last I prefer Zono's foxy post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 18, 2010, 01:55:35 PM
Fear of wolves is also ambiguous since the Roman word for (female) wolf is also a term for lady of negotiable affection (lupa; lupanar means brothel)

Last bitchy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on February 18, 2010, 02:57:42 PM
Hence the once popular wolf-whistle, perhaps?
Last lupus in fabula post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 18, 2010, 05:47:20 PM
In Spanish she-wolf can be a woman with bad taste. A she-fox is an easy woman.

Last Is the she-wolf is a man eater? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 18, 2010, 08:10:49 PM
Quote from: DavidH on February 18, 2010, 09:53:13 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName
But I am not afraid of wolves.

Swato's right:  Greek for fox is αλεπού (alepou); in Latin it's 'vulpes'.
The Latin for wolf is 'lupus' and the Greek is  λύκος (lykos).
Last I prefer Zono's foxy post


I stand corrected. Brain on the blink.

Last I have a bug; it stops me thinking Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 19, 2010, 08:17:42 AM
Are you sure it is a bug not a (brain) slug?

Last (http://meistermochi.de/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/brainslug.jpg) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on February 19, 2010, 08:48:20 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName
I stand corrected. Brain on the blink.
I shouldn't be such a pedant, but you dangled an etymology in front of my nose.  That always sets me off.  :mrgreen:

Last don't tempt me next time post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 19, 2010, 12:12:13 PM
But we live to at-tempt!

saLt sPot
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on February 19, 2010, 01:18:19 PM
I've said it before:
Es irrt der Mensch, solang er strebt.
Men will err as long as they strive.

Last Goethe was a boring old loony post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 19, 2010, 03:35:38 PM
Last poetry is Out Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 19, 2010, 03:57:18 PM
But the choral squids live!
Last Post (and chorus)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on February 21, 2010, 11:28:27 AM
But not the last post of

(http://i647.photobucket.com/albums/uu198/RamblingSyd/drawn_foxxy_400.jpg)

I hope
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 21, 2010, 08:04:37 PM
Last why did no one warn me the lost symobl was such a bad book? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on February 21, 2010, 08:57:35 PM
It's by Dan Brown - IMO it was never likely to be great literature!
Last The da Vinci Code was bilge post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 22, 2010, 02:38:10 AM

Last this is even worse bilge Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 22, 2010, 03:34:44 AM
Last but it's ambrosia compared to the writing on Drawn Together, I'll wager Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 22, 2010, 07:04:41 AM
Last 1,000,000 squid march on Washington Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 22, 2010, 08:12:35 AM
 Everyone loves the Hypno-Toadfish!
(http://toadfishmonastery.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=9.0;attach=784)
Last you feel sleepy, very sleepy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 22, 2010, 01:11:00 PM
By way of cakewrecks. What a tasteful ;) wedding
http://tackyweddings.com/2008/10/30/outer-limits-tacky-150k-wedding-for-uk-16-year-old-girl-ugliest-dress-ever/

Last And randy Santa said: whore. whore whore! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 22, 2010, 01:44:35 PM
Given the either expansive bosoms genotype or -more likely- wholesale implants at the party I wonder what line of work is exercised by the lady attendees.

Last :o Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 22, 2010, 01:50:17 PM
and at what age ;)

Last desperately avoiding tasteless tarts..eh..puns Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 22, 2010, 06:36:54 PM
Look at picture 8.

Last I didn't realise Mariah Carey has such huge boobs... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on February 22, 2010, 06:45:42 PM
She'll never make a potholer.
Last stuck in Mammoth Cave, Kentucky post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 22, 2010, 08:16:51 PM

Last Good Grief! Post

I suspect examining any Toadfish's PC/laptop would scare off the faint hearted
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 22, 2010, 08:32:48 PM
Quite boring and innocuous, here.

Last I ain't don't gonna trust computers with nothin' Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 23, 2010, 08:43:30 AM
Does your computer cheat on you?

Last electrotic Post

Btw, more funny and kinky news
http://www.alternet.org/sex/145779/olympian_sex_athletes_to_use_100%2C000_condoms
Sports alone seems not to be exhausting enough :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 23, 2010, 05:53:22 PM
Isn't that a form of eugenics (or preventing them)?

Last :o Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 23, 2010, 07:09:25 PM
I doubt international Mensa conventions are much different. ;)


Last but I'd wager the Olympians are better endurance athletes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 23, 2010, 07:47:02 PM
Last I'll refrain to make the inappropriate comments popping into my mind now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 23, 2010, 09:18:19 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 23, 2010, 07:47:02 PM
Last I'll refrain to make the inappropriate comments popping into my mind now Post

At least in German that is a very unfortunate choice of words  :mrgreen: ;)

Last double entendre Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on February 23, 2010, 09:19:22 PM
Swato, are you thinking of knacken?  If not, I don't get it.

Quotewhich adds up to 14.6 condoms for each of the 6,850 athletes and officials
What use is 0.6 of a condom?  ???
EDIT:  Last Only asking! post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 23, 2010, 09:22:28 PM
That would be the NO SEX condom :mrgreen:

Last the later the evening the worse the puns Post
Btw, there's a new hymn to Cthulhu in the Choral Squids
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 23, 2010, 09:29:15 PM
Dunno...  some of the reports I've heard about poor fit indicate that sometimes 0.6 of a condom might be appropriate, and some might need >1.0 of a condom per use.

I know Vancouver's alternative-economy workers were looking forward to the Olympics (and bringing in workers from all over the country), so it's presumably not all athlete-to-athlete.

Last Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 23, 2010, 09:39:32 PM
Whaddayaknow, the local flavor isn't local any more.

Last globalization for you Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on February 23, 2010, 09:55:37 PM
Quote from: Aggieit's presumably not all athlete-to-athlete.

Or do you mean athlete-on-athlete?
Last very bad taste post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 23, 2010, 10:45:01 PM
Vancouver?  The local flavour hasn't been local for a long (pre-European) time, as it's a very multicultural city.  Old (mildly racist, mostly observational) joke about certain regions in Greater Vancouver:

Q: What's the name of the bridge between China and India?

A: The Alex Fraser (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Fraser_Bridge).


Last all taste has left the building Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 24, 2010, 03:47:59 AM
Multicultural is nice, part of the reason I live in south FL.

Last I would dread living in a monocultural city apart from my own* ** Post

*Bogotá has generally very few expats, something to do with the (sometimes deserved) global perception of Colombia.

** not a racist statement, the city would benefit from more diversity, it's more personal fear of racism against my own in a foreign land.  :-X
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 24, 2010, 08:15:49 AM
I assume the alleged Vancouver orgies are more happy than (http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTQyOTc2MzMyNF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMDI1NzgyMQ@@._V1._SX280_SY400_.jpg)

Last recommeded dystopy Post
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Year_of_the_Sex_Olympics
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 24, 2010, 04:22:06 PM
I think monocultural societies tend to be inherently 'racist', although it's more often based in nationalism.  Discrimination tends to be directed first at one's neighbours and proximate rivals due to historical squabbles, and can vary on how it's applied to other nationalities. Economically disadvantaged immigrants always bear the brunt (with 'similar' people sometimes getting off easier than those who appear / act very different), well-heeled ones sometimes avoid it if there was no overt history of colonialism, otherwise there can be some backlash.  For people of races which the monoculture has little real-world interaction with, export-media (i.e. Hollywood) stereotypes often prevail.


Last that's my observation, anyways Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 25, 2010, 09:26:15 AM
Who dares to introduce serious discussion into this thread. There are other venues for that. Be ashamed! :mrgreen:

Last decoupling demanded Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on February 25, 2010, 09:40:36 AM
Hey, Swato, that's a serious post you just made!  :mrgreen:

Last no serious stuff please post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 25, 2010, 10:10:15 AM
We are liberals here* and therefore by (DC Beltway) definition Un-serious.

Last but we are also elitist post

*except beagle of course :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 25, 2010, 11:30:43 AM
Haven't you seen the teabaggers' signs?

Last elitist morans (sic) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 25, 2010, 12:04:50 PM
Last we are completely unmoore (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Moore)d Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 25, 2010, 01:34:38 PM
As in, we have no 'morals'?

Last :P Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 25, 2010, 01:39:10 PM
What does that mean 'no more ales'?
Did the squidlings empty the last barrel of barfer?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 25, 2010, 02:17:34 PM
Is something ailing you?

Last hale Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 26, 2010, 01:06:36 AM
Yes.

Last Where is the rum? Post?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 26, 2010, 08:53:58 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 25, 2010, 02:17:34 PM
Is something ailing you?

Yes, that someone like Roger Ailes is allowed as head of a 'news' network (FOX) protecting and defending scum like Glenn Beck.

Last the ugly public face of the Rupert Post

Something completely different: The Right has found new proof of Obama's collusion with evil Muslims that wnat to destroy the US
http://www.alan.com/2010/02/25/right-wing-upset-missile-defense-agency-logo-looks-like-muslim-symbol-and-obama-logo/
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 26, 2010, 02:39:46 PM
I doubt Ailes ails you more than me.

Last although I agree they're a global menace Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 26, 2010, 02:53:10 PM
We need a union of hens and huns to clear the FOX house
Last Galina - Night of the Killer Poultry Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 27, 2010, 05:33:39 AM
If it's morals and ethics you want, i am the one for you. My brain is stuffed with them.

Last Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 27, 2010, 09:06:34 AM
Maybe I can find some ethnic murals
Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 27, 2010, 04:47:00 PM
How about ethic cleansing?

Last be consistent and honest or else Post
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Post by: Aggie on February 27, 2010, 06:06:51 PM
Brain-fungus, Grif?

Last wait, that's morels Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 28, 2010, 08:46:23 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 27, 2010, 04:47:00 PM
How about ethic cleansing?

That would be a detergent that persuades the germs to move on their own to a different location.

Last would that be a deportant or a degermigrent? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 28, 2010, 01:02:50 PM
Something like the G8/G12/G20/etc summits?

Last but make sure they can't get out Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 28, 2010, 05:16:05 PM
...and that not any germ enters Germ-any

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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 02, 2010, 02:25:33 AM
I have decided I need to move to Vancouver. Better weather, prettier.


Last it has been said, let it be done Post
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Post by: Aggie on March 02, 2010, 02:33:15 AM
Forget "No Fun City", move to the Island! :D 
Even better weather, greater likelihood of doing an Atlantis impression when the next Big One hits.  :o



Last help found the physical Monastery! Post

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 02, 2010, 03:11:37 AM
If Haiti's was blamed on the US (by Chávez  ::)) the big one will be blamed on Al Qaeda (by nutty professor Beck et al).

Last and the Chileans must be sodomites according to P. Robertson Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 02, 2010, 04:04:12 AM
Quote from: Agujjim on March 02, 2010, 02:33:15 AM
Forget "No Fun City", move to the Island! :D 
Even better weather, greater likelihood of doing an Atlantis impression when the next Big One hits.  :o



Last help found the physical Monastery! Post


Sir yes sir!


Last I was thinking for grad school but we'll have to see, won't we? Post
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Post by: Aggie on March 02, 2010, 04:25:20 AM
I'm moving there to finish my B.Sc (finally) and then will probably work for a few years (might do a M.Sc somewhere in there), so no rush. I need to sock away some money for land.  Vancouver-the-city is plenty close enough - the Island is nice but land is cheaper north of Van on the Sunshine Coast, anyway.


Last but I'll need help planting bamboo once the land is in hand! Post


Now where's Q....?  Let's corrupt him too, and get him out studying on the Canuckistani West Coast.  :mrgreen:
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 02, 2010, 04:55:25 AM
Quote from: Agujjim on March 02, 2010, 04:25:20 AM
Now where's Q....?  Let's corrupt him too, and get him out studying on the Canuckistani West Coast.  :mrgreen:

Yeh, the young can provide decent slave labour having greater stanima. Though you might need to feed him.

Last bamboo pipe dreams Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 02, 2010, 05:39:33 AM
Quote from: Agujjim on March 02, 2010, 04:25:20 AM
I'm moving there to finish my B.Sc (finally) and then will probably work for a few years (might do a M.Sc somewhere in there), so no rush. I need to sock away some money for land.  Vancouver-the-city is plenty close enough - the Island is nice but land is cheaper north of Van on the Sunshine Coast, anyway.



Now where's Q....?  Let's corrupt him too, and get him out studying on the Canuckistani West Coast.  :mrgreen:
Does it snow on the Sunshine Coast? I hope not. I hate snow.

Q hasn't been around too much on Facebook, actually. I expect he's been doing stuff for college.



Last feeding him might cost more than the land... Post ;)
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Post by: Aggie on March 02, 2010, 07:05:40 AM
Not that I'm aware of, at least on the southern reaches.  I haven't been out there (been up the Island a little bit, not the mainland), so I'll need to do some looking around. Vancouver and Victoria get very little snow (too warm), but Van gets lots of winter rain.


Hmm, I've been working on my veggie food and lentils are cheap....  if that's not enough he'll have to eat something with antlers. 
:meal: :Elk_ThumbDown:



Last I'll kill it, skin it, butcher it and cook it, but HE'S gonna learn to gut it Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 02, 2010, 08:21:43 AM
I have been in both the city and on the island about 30 years ago (or a bit more) on the final part of a motor home trip from Edmonton to Vancouver. My first and until now only stay on the American continent. Unfortunately I was quite a wee lil lad still, so the memories lack most details (and I did not speak English at the time at all). But it was a pleasant experience and I would have preferred to stay longer.

Last nostalgic Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on March 02, 2010, 09:33:54 AM
Last don't settle anywhere until you've seen Herefordshire post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 02, 2010, 10:13:23 AM
There was an Eastindiaman of that name captured by the tiny Le Fortune commanded by Maurice de Kerazan, a close confidant of Robert Surcouf, the famous French pirate/privateer.

Last historic trivia Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on March 02, 2010, 12:23:27 PM
There was a laser gunship called Snfpltx which was destroyed by a simple Whoople lifeboat at the battle of Kn.  It crashed onto the Kn capital city, Fx, and killed the Grand Glooper Wabbx and almost two of his staff.
Last Galactic future history post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 02, 2010, 01:34:56 PM
We are drifting off into whacko territory

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on March 02, 2010, 02:00:00 PM
No, it was then Whoople territory; the Kn were trying to invade.
Last galactic post post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 02, 2010, 04:04:52 PM
Galactic Postal service is notoriously slow

Last as a result many civilizations go postal on each other Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 02, 2010, 04:41:45 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on March 02, 2010, 01:34:56 PM
We are drifting off into whacko territory

How?

Last no mention of Glenn Beck so far Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 03, 2010, 08:51:16 AM
But also for far too long no pictures of the animals of the year

(http://www.tierpark.ch/tiere/images/t_04_bartgeier_2.jpg)
http://www.tierpark.ch/tiere/images/t_04_bartgeier_2.jpg
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2252/2266107701_a7a2f339c1.jpg?v=0)
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2252/2266107701_a7a2f339c1.jpg?v=0
(http://www.jostimages.de/bilder/preview/00016716/%3Cb%3EDie-Portugiesische-Galeere-(Physalia-utriculus)-besteht-aus-einer-Kolonie-verschiedener-Tiere--Ein-Tier-davon-ist-fuer-die-Gasblase-zustaendig--die-verhindert--dass-die-Portugiesische-Galeere-sinkt-%3C-b%3E-.jpg)
http://www.jostimages.de/bilder/preview/00016716/%3Cb%3EDie-Portugiesische-Galeere-(Physalia-utriculus)-besteht-aus-einer-Kolonie-verschiedener-Tiere--Ein-Tier-davon-ist-fuer-die-Gasblase-zustaendig--die-verhindert--dass-die-Portugiesische-Galeere-sinkt-%3C-b%3E-.jpg

Last animalic Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 03, 2010, 02:55:58 PM
Better animals than beasts.

Last the evil one Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 03, 2010, 03:49:46 PM
Shall I post 222 of each? :mrgreen:

Last each a third of the beast post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 03, 2010, 04:19:46 PM
Last roast beast? Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on March 03, 2010, 07:12:20 PM
Last with stuffing and lots of gravy post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 04, 2010, 08:10:26 AM
There is jellyfish steak in the future, if mankind keeps overfishing the way it does now.
Furure of squids unclear.

Last I hear giant squids don't taste good Post

Totally unrelated, I spotted an Ent on my way to work.
[youtube=425,350]z1Yay7mBX7A[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Yay7mBX7A
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on March 04, 2010, 08:54:12 AM
No there ent!
Last stealing Tolkien's original puns post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 04, 2010, 11:52:16 AM
I guess his original buns would be a wee bit stale now.

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Post by: Sibling DavidH on March 04, 2010, 01:28:06 PM
Last but not the lembas post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 04, 2010, 02:32:28 PM
We have to test those for hazardous additives still.

Last maybe they are pot spiced twinkies Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 04, 2010, 04:45:26 PM
If we are to believe the description I would consider their ingredients suspect.

Last probably showing up in an anti-doping test Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 04, 2010, 04:49:02 PM
There must be some amphetamine or equivalent in them too.
Remember also that the old (but more or less dry) junkie Smeagol rejected them instantly.

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Post by: Aggie on March 05, 2010, 04:04:57 AM
Coca or nicotine, perhaps, given the appetite-suppressing effects. Enough caffeine would keep you marching all day, but would give you gutrot.



Last not arecoline, since they didn't mention the shits Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 05, 2010, 08:12:40 AM
Can't remember ayn mention of defecation in the whole LotR (maybe not even in the complete wordks of Tolkien)

Something totally different (news already a few weeks old):
Sweden is replacing its moose warning signs ((http://www.kauflux.de/server/fs1/slot/5/artimg/normal/5449270.jpg)) with those for kangaroos ((http://www.pitopia.de/pictures/mosaic/b/bernd_leitner/30/bernd_leitner_330330.jpg)) because the former are regularly stolen.

Last and Swedish kangaroo signs will not be trophies? ??? Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on March 05, 2010, 09:28:50 AM
No sweat, they can sell any remaining moose ones to the Aussies.
Last fair trade post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 05, 2010, 10:44:29 AM
Maybe the swedes are also interested in the camels.

Last camel, moose, where is the difference? Post

(http://kamelopedia.mormo.org/images/7/76/Elch.png)
http://kamelopedia.mormo.org/images/7/76/Elch.png
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 05, 2010, 02:37:16 PM
Last the one measured in MY of their common ancestor? Post
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Post by: Darlica on March 05, 2010, 07:42:20 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on March 05, 2010, 08:12:40 AM

Something totally different (news already a few weeks old):
Sweden is replacing its moose warning signs ((http://www.kauflux.de/server/fs1/slot/5/artimg/normal/5449270.jpg)) with those for kangaroos ((http://www.pitopia.de/pictures/mosaic/b/bernd_leitner/30/bernd_leitner_330330.jpg)) because the former are regularly stolen.

Last and Swedish kangaroo signs will not be trophies? ??? Post


I suppose someone is a month ahead with the April jokes...  ::) ;D
The moose warning signs remains the same, but I've read somewhere that they are trying to fasten them better to the posts.

Last internet duck Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 06, 2010, 09:18:54 AM
I actually found that in printed newspapers. Depending on the paper it is just one location where this already happened or there are plans for a wider area. A few years ago there was another idea: punching lots of holes into the existing signs to make them less attractive. The idea to remove the image and to replace it with the word was also discussed but since not everyone understands Swedish (or can read ;)) that seemed unwise. My idea would be to replace them with the simple deer warning sign since that is common everywhere.
(http://www.polizei.schleswig-holstein.de/internet/DE/Verkehrssicherheit/__bilder/verkehrszeichen-wildwechsel,property=default.jpg)
http://www.polizei.schleswig-holstein.de/internet/DE/Verkehrssicherheit/__bilder/verkehrszeichen-wildwechsel,property=default.jpg

Last why not simply fit out all moose with reflective vests? Post
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Post by: Aggie on March 06, 2010, 09:38:15 AM
The rednecks here punch their own holes in signs...  presumably Swedish gun laws are stricter.

Last but I have a friend that mistook a mule deer for a kangaroo when very young Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 06, 2010, 10:16:23 AM
In shameless self-promotion:
There are two new abominable songs in the Choral squids.
Rimsky will also be the target for a slightly larger choral piece, now that I layed hands on the score online.

Last choir of the blind gusli players from Snegurochka Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 07, 2010, 01:53:05 PM
Last Rimsky is just too good Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on March 07, 2010, 08:57:14 PM

Last   appreciating the new choral squids   Post
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Post by: Aphos on March 08, 2010, 04:39:31 AM
Last squids in love Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 08, 2010, 08:13:32 AM
The world is not yet ready for a kitschy Cthulhu love ballad.

Last and tentacle prawn is out of the question here Post
NSFW! http://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/49903_0f6c8283c6.jpg?v=0 NSFW!

Btw, does anybody here have access to the score of Rimsky's op.18 °2 (On Tatar Captivity).
The library claims to have 51 volumes of his collected works but the volume this should be in is seemingly not among them.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 08, 2010, 03:34:41 PM
Obscure enough, it doesn't show up in IMSLP (http://imslp.org/wiki/Category:Rimsky-Korsakov,_Nikolai) list nor in the Mutopia project (http://www.mutopiaproject.org/cgibin/make-table.cgi?searchingfor=rimsky) or in CPDL (http://www2.cpdl.org/wiki/index.php/Nikolai_Rimsky-Korsakov).

Last sorry :-[ Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 09, 2010, 08:26:11 AM
The first one is where I looked too.
I'll probably have to work with the raw version from "100 Russian folk songs"

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 10, 2010, 12:22:38 PM
The stuff is in the public domain but, ah, the editors, those incorrigible rascals... I meant b@$tards, making minute 'corrections' to the editions to prevent them from entering the public domain.

Last I know its a 'low' profit business but 100 years should be enough Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 10, 2010, 12:43:25 PM
I have ordered a used edition (found at amazon!!!).
When I tried to get Rimsky scores (mainly opera) a few years ago, many were only available for rent (but even then costing more than I would have invested for actually buying). Most I did acquire nonetheless were very 'used'. A large Berlin library regularly sold off for cheap old books (not fit for the shelves anymore), often including musical scores. I bought some stuff I had never heard of before but could become interesting later (and often turned out to be right).
Now I have just to find a way to print and bind the scores from that website :mrgreen:
It's my position that copying is just(ified), if there are no other means available and thus there is no damage to the author (e.g. if a book is out of print and the copyright holder informs me that there is no intention to publish a new edition and I can't get a used copy from somewhere).

Last now, where to get a copy of the first edition of the Book of Kells?  ;) Post
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Post by: Aggie on March 10, 2010, 02:12:50 PM
Soon print-on-demand will take care of that.


Last amazon is a leader in it Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 10, 2010, 02:25:56 PM
If a print is more than 100 years old copyright laws almost everywhere make it in the public domain, meaning that you can legally photocopy or scan the parts in question (in fact that's the source of most IMSLP versions).

Last the publishers tried to sue IMSLP for it but happily they lost Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 10, 2010, 03:21:43 PM
I do not really care for copyright, if the conditions named above are given (and sometimes even if they are not, admittedly).
I accept the basic concept of copyright (while many don't these days) but that ends when it means denial of (reasonable) access.
Unfortunately the originator of works rarely is the beneficiary.

Last semiillegal Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 10, 2010, 04:33:53 PM
Copyright is better than Copywrong.

Last meaningless as usual Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on March 10, 2010, 04:36:48 PM
Last no, it's not post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 10, 2010, 04:37:52 PM
Last what about copepods? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 10, 2010, 04:43:39 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on March 10, 2010, 04:33:53 PM
Copyright is better than Copywrong.

Last meaningless as usual Post
Not meaningless:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copywrong

Last I much prefer copyleft (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copyleft) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 10, 2010, 04:52:05 PM
Last you're left to copy post

Edit:
In the mixed section of the news today: Thomas Jefferson to be replaced by Thomas Aquinas* in Texas schoolbooks
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/texas-drops-thomas-jefferson

*I really hate that guy
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 12, 2010, 04:48:41 PM
Last what a depressing but necessary site Right Wing Watch is Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 12, 2010, 09:59:02 PM
Does it just have to be someone called Thomas? Otherwsie I don't see how these two are interchangeable.

Last what's in a name? Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on March 13, 2010, 07:04:55 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName
Does it just have to be someone called Thomas?

LAST     I doubt it     POST
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 13, 2010, 08:21:25 AM
Maybe Thomas the Tank Engine would be a good compromise
Last some will complain that it should be the tank's gun, not the engine Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 15, 2010, 02:18:26 AM
Last water tank, armored tank, what's the difference? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 15, 2010, 08:55:42 AM
Not much, if one drops on you.

Last 15 ton weight Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 15, 2010, 12:26:14 PM
Even a lighter thing like a grand piano makes no difference if dropped over you.

Last a measly half-ton Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 15, 2010, 12:50:38 PM
Depending on the height of the drop and the shape of the object even a few gram are sufficient

Last musketball Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 15, 2010, 01:44:46 PM
I saw a Mythbusters episode in which they explored the issues of bullets at terminal velocity. IIRC they couldn't make a fatal wound with it despite the fact of people been reportedly injured or killed by bullets fired to the sky.

Last a cannonball OTOH... Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 15, 2010, 01:50:23 PM
I think it could depend on where the victim is hit

Last and whether (s)he is in a vaccum or not Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 16, 2010, 09:41:32 PM
*knock knock*

Last Qwerty's here Post
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Post by: Aggie on March 16, 2010, 09:43:32 PM
Qwerty who?


Last  :mrgreen: Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 16, 2010, 11:08:05 PM
** leaps up and down at sighting the Q **

Last Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 17, 2010, 08:18:07 AM
A new round of barfer on the occasion of Qwerty's return!

Last let the keyboards ring Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on March 17, 2010, 09:51:51 AM
last where's Qwerty? post, (we hope).
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 17, 2010, 01:04:21 PM
pressing Quartz? ;)

Last piezo Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on March 17, 2010, 06:10:59 PM
He'd get a charge out of that
Last energy from the mystic crystals post
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Post by: Aphos on March 17, 2010, 09:12:38 PM
Last pyramidology Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 18, 2010, 09:06:37 AM
Shouldn't an octahedron be doubly strong?
(http://www.nhm-wien.ac.at/Content.Node/schausammlung/mineralien/18.JPG)
http://www.nhm-wien.ac.at/Content.Node/schausammlung/mineralien/18.JPG

Last (http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1470000/images/_1471097_david_baldwin150.jpg) Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 18, 2010, 12:44:18 PM
Speaking of shiny, my wife and I are about to commemorate 15 years together. She has been nagging about having a diamond to which I gave her an emerald ring (at least I know those aren't overvalued) but she still wants the piece of carbon. Any one has any idea what would be the cheapest place to buy one of those things?

Last expensive surprise Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on March 18, 2010, 12:58:03 PM
From this side of the pond I can't help you, but congratulations on the anniversary!  :stars:
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 18, 2010, 01:26:05 PM
It is still two weeks away.

Last but thank you  :) Post
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Post by: Aggie on March 18, 2010, 02:40:02 PM
Zono, PM'd you some details on a good jeweler / diamond broker in your general area.  I've ordered 'take-out' from them twice, so to speak.

:wwg:


Last two weeks? get crackin' man! Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 18, 2010, 05:27:24 PM
The deed is done.

Last plausible inevitability Post
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Post by: Aphos on March 18, 2010, 09:23:01 PM
Perhaps the deed was done...and perhaps not.

Last quantum uncertainty Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on March 19, 2010, 04:27:14 AM
Last    can she know whether the diamond is in the box or not in the box until she opens it, which will either collapse or enhance the functionality of her waving to friends and such    Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 19, 2010, 08:50:18 AM
Unfortunately internet trolls lack the diamond teeth of their wild relatives. Otherwise diamonds would be cheap as dirt (since few will decry the detoothing of these all too common infesters).

Last 'tis the trolls' watch parade | see them trampling past the king Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 19, 2010, 10:48:57 AM


Last no kingmakers here Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 19, 2010, 12:44:32 PM
Is a queen not enough?

Last and the next throne-warmer ;) will likely be male again Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 19, 2010, 03:30:51 PM
Diamonds are already cheap.

Last Dutch and Russian cartels keep prices high Post
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Post by: Aphos on March 19, 2010, 11:25:23 PM
Last Oooooo...Sparklies Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 20, 2010, 07:27:04 AM
Still no real successes in growing them. Artificial diamonds are tiny, imperfect and useful only for abrasives. Iirc diamond coating is still far from perfect too.
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on March 20, 2010, 10:09:29 AM
They should try planting them in well-rotted pig manure.  They'd grow the size of turnips in that.

Last turnips are more useful than diamonds post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Darlica on March 20, 2010, 12:45:26 PM
I may be strange (no news here) but I think diamonds are a bit overrated, especially the brilliant cut ones.

A nice size(not to big nor very small) emerald, princess or cushion cut one has its charm though, however a mass of brilliants just looks tacky IMHO it could as well be glass.
For really exiting gems check out the Alexandrine it changes colour due to the light conditions. :)


Last dogs are better friends than diamonds Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 20, 2010, 12:53:38 PM
Rumble!

Nothing is tackier than a person loaded with jewelry.

In any case the rock is as big as my budget so nothing too conspicous.

Last let's hope she likes it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 20, 2010, 02:03:57 PM
No enough true dark blue precious stones around

Last copper salts are water soluble Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 20, 2010, 06:02:25 PM
I didn't get the point of diamonds until I actually bought diamonds.  They can be breathtaking.

My preferences run more towards black spinel (cheap!), but if money was no object (i.e. I could not do something useful with it or give it to someone who needed it), I could easily be persuaded to sport a brown asscher cut diamond.

Overall, I like precious metals more than stones.


Last set myself up for a number of bad jokes there Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 21, 2010, 09:28:43 AM
I've precious little of either.

Last golden chainmail would be a killer* Post

*would not stop anything serious and would pull down the wearer through to overweight ρ(Au)=19.3 ; ρ(Fe)=7.9
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 21, 2010, 10:17:06 AM
Last does anybody make titanium alloy chainmail? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 21, 2010, 12:07:14 PM
I have heard of that but it might me rather expensive.

Last is there a connection between titanium and mithril? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 21, 2010, 04:52:38 PM
I've no idea.

Last celebrating Cn Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 21, 2010, 05:56:20 PM
Who knows, titanium is stronger as an alloy rather than pure.

Last how about kevlar/carbon fiber? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on March 21, 2010, 06:03:08 PM
Good for you, Griffin - dear old Copper Knickers deserves an element.

Last heavy grade chicken wire would be OK  post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 22, 2010, 08:27:09 AM
Elementary, my dear tungsten!
You know my metaphases, now alloy them!

Last Holmium Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Lindorm on March 22, 2010, 09:15:40 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 21, 2010, 10:17:06 AM
Last does anybody make titanium alloy chainmail? Post

Back in my medieval re-enactment days, there were a few of us that also had contact with the SCA. Apparently, some guy working in the aerospace industry in California had managed to get a titanium mail hauberk manufactured for him, and wore it to a few fights. According to anecdotal evidence, he got failry battered and bruised, since while the titanium mail was very resistant to penetrating attacks, it apparently had too little mass to effectivly absorb the blunt force of a blow that struck home. Experiments with various strange metals have apparently lead the SCA to introduce a rule of "no exotic metals" in tournament armour.

Most historical re-enactment societies would probably ban titanium armour for authencity reasons, but I do know that some fantasy LARP armourers have done nice stuff using coloured and oxidized aluminium for example -but that is for armour that is not used in actual combat, or only in boffer (soft material weapons, most often fibreglass, resin and foam rubber) combat.

Oh, and Last armoursmithing nerdery Post, by the way!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 22, 2010, 10:38:22 AM
For Olivier's Henry V the chainmail was actually wool with silver paint. Given that the film was shot during a summer heatwave it must have been awfully hot for the actors. On the other hand Peter Jackson got a machine developed for LotR that could 'knit' chainmail on an industrial scale (they used aluminium iirc).
Not sure what mail sharksuits are made of. Steel would be a wee bit heavy. They will not protect you against the great white though.

Last few sharks on medieval battlefields Post

Edit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shark_suit (titanium or aluminium)

Edit: Totally unrelated:
[youtube=425,350]e10Zo-2KEIM[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e10Zo-2KEIM
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 23, 2010, 12:55:06 AM
Last chocolate fecal shape decorations? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 23, 2010, 08:43:27 AM
Browse http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com and you can find lots of this kind of poo.
Last and that's not even the worst that can be done to cakes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 23, 2010, 08:55:37 PM
Something against scatological celebrations?

Last ever heard of intestinal occlusions? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 24, 2010, 02:32:27 AM
So yer sayin' you're all full o'...well...ne'er mind.

Last intestinal fortitude Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 24, 2010, 08:26:16 AM
gas, gas, gas
Last Kittens give Morbo gas Post
http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedia/EpisodeSounds/1ACV08/22.mp3

Again totally unrelated
Last Supper got supersized over the last millenium
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_med_last_supper_obesity
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 25, 2010, 12:44:06 PM
Wasn't that because at their proper perspective the dishes would look too small?

Last truth in advertising Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 25, 2010, 01:54:18 PM
At least for this CUTE! one there is a size given: 30 inches
(http://www.stuffedark.com/images/squid.jpg)
http://www.stuffedark.com/images/squid.jpg

Last no calamari at the Last Supper afaik Post

Btw, can anyone here draw a natural looking bagpipe playing squid (preferably with kilt)?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 25, 2010, 02:20:10 PM
I'll try to take a stab at it on the weekend.

Last (right now I'm bit busy) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 25, 2010, 04:33:35 PM
I tried several times but it always looks as if the kilt was drawn up to the (nonexisting) nose. I'll probably try again without a kilt but maybe with a cuttlefish as pipes.

Last a tartan cuttlefish Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on March 25, 2010, 08:34:17 PM
Myself, I couldn't draw the ace of diamonds, but I do see a technical problem here:  squids and bagpipes look practically identical.  The only way to tell 'em apart will be the tartan.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wFNQ2WlmBx8/RhXuFIWvgcI/AAAAAAAAAhw/tRkE-7xg8G0/s320/Henry+the+Octopus.jpg)

EDIT: Last forgetting the last post bit post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 26, 2010, 08:37:25 AM
Well, the pipes will be a cuttlefish. On that tartan would even look natural.
I fear the piping squid will have to be content with just a bonnet (and maybe a sporran)

Last Squids wha hae Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on March 26, 2010, 09:18:42 AM
Last awa wi' ye, mon.  He mun hae a kilt  post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 26, 2010, 10:11:43 AM
Difficult to hide the private parts

Last cephalogonad post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Darlica on March 26, 2010, 08:12:27 PM
Bonnet and pipe should be doable, the kilt is harder to get right since a squid doesn't have a lower body to speak of.

I'll give it ponder too.
:)

Last bag of tentacles Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 27, 2010, 01:39:45 AM
Here's it wearing a kilt. But it doesn't show up on the smilie sized one. Possibly the wrong tartan.

Last kilts aren't essential as long as it has tartan trousers Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 27, 2010, 09:53:00 AM
It lacks a certain degree of realism ;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 27, 2010, 05:20:43 PM
Something like this?

(http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l252/anon1mat0/img005_tn.jpg)

Last it's crude, I know Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 28, 2010, 09:23:43 AM
Much better but why single-eyed? And the tentacles are a bit thin.
But I will try to use it as a visual cue.

Last thank you Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 28, 2010, 11:55:41 AM
It's a matter of perspective, in the real animal the eyes are at opposite sides of the head.

Last squid tentacles are thin while swimming but those could've been thicker Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 29, 2010, 08:24:35 AM
One should at least see the edge of the other eye.
This way it looks like not the colossal but the cyclops calmar :mrgreen: (no criticism of your drawing talent!).

Last Meanwhile still dabbling in tartan Post

(http://toadfishmonastery.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=9.0;attach=850)
Done with MS Paint because I lack the software for my personal tartan designer program

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 30, 2010, 01:32:51 PM
Apropos of nothing:
There is a village in Austria by the name of Fucking (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking,_Austria). There now will be produced a light-coloured (German: hell) ale named Fucking Hell

Last http://www.rnw.nl/english/article/german-beer-can-call-itself-fking-hell Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on March 30, 2010, 02:10:08 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/91/Fucking,_Austria,_street_sign_cropped.jpg)

Yes, folks, it really exists. The Hell  extension is a new one on me. ;D

Last now for the Fahrt  jokes post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 31, 2010, 08:29:52 AM
Isny (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isny) Süßen (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/S%C3%BC%C3%9Fen) Kuchen (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuchen_%28Gemeinde%29)

Last never eat sweet cake Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on March 31, 2010, 09:43:17 AM
Ho, ho - good one, Swato!

Berliner

Last no, not that idiot Kennedy  post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 31, 2010, 12:58:04 PM
Yeah that old joke: What would Kennedy have said in Vienna or in Hamburg?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on March 31, 2010, 02:05:53 PM
Last  ich bin Hackfleisch post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 31, 2010, 03:54:44 PM
Last or Ish bin ain Whiner Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on March 31, 2010, 04:34:53 PM
Last  better do some English ones before the Siblings start throwing things  post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 31, 2010, 06:43:07 PM
Or sausages, or donuts?

Last berliner Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 31, 2010, 06:49:56 PM
Or feeds 'em both to Johnny Rebeck's machine...


Last now all the neighbours' dogs and cats will never more be seen... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 01, 2010, 10:30:30 AM
But what, if it rains cats and dogs?

Last cats land on their feet, do dogs have a preference too? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 06, 2010, 12:35:23 PM
Dogs prefer cats landing on their mouths.

Last killer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 06, 2010, 01:48:46 PM
What is the opposite of a dog catcher? A cat dodger?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 06, 2010, 02:34:11 PM

Last Jammy Dodger Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 06, 2010, 08:47:43 PM
Does he play baseball?

Last or dodgeball? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 06, 2010, 09:38:19 PM
Last I can haz 5301? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 06, 2010, 09:41:12 PM
Last No Post
:mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 06, 2010, 09:59:27 PM
Just did, though my post-count was stuck.

Last just a leetle slow Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 07, 2010, 08:50:24 AM
Will the post count drop to negative values once 32767 is crossed?
Last Only one way to find out Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on April 07, 2010, 09:38:00 AM
Last Let's show the post counts in hex  post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 07, 2010, 10:51:23 AM
Last why should we bewitch it? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 07, 2010, 02:23:36 PM
You're nearly halfway there, Swato...


Last perhaps I'd fare better by word count Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 07, 2010, 02:47:57 PM
I hadn't look at my post count until you mention yours.

Last does it matter anymore? ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 07, 2010, 03:30:09 PM
Quote from: Aggie on April 07, 2010, 02:23:36 PM
Last perhaps I'd fare better by word count Post

But some other would profit from that even more.

Last and the Choral Squids use up a lot of space too Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on April 07, 2010, 03:37:45 PM
Will the post count drop to negative values once 32767 is crossed?


Why would it? Explanation to be as simple as possible, please. Remember, I do the whole, one badger, two badgers, many badgers, lots of badgers thing....


Last Luddite, and proud Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 07, 2010, 03:38:47 PM
Counts don't count here, in any case.
(http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Everyone%20Else/images-2/count-von-count-sesame-street.jpg)

Last it's all in which games you play, and I don't much anymore... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 07, 2010, 05:38:08 PM
If the counting variable isn't a long integer then every page that calls the number will crash. If the database field isn't longint then it will generate an error everytime the poster tries to update it.

Last non romantic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 07, 2010, 05:53:04 PM
Kill the big posters !

Last save our forum Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 07, 2010, 07:07:58 PM
Have you seen your position on the big poster list?

Last deathwish Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 07, 2010, 08:06:57 PM
Sadly, I have lost my usual #6 spot of late.

Last because Dee Dee isn't posting much these days :'( Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 07, 2010, 09:50:51 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 07, 2010, 07:07:58 PM
Have you seen your position on the big poster list?

Last deathwish Post

Ooops!

Last :stupid: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 08, 2010, 09:42:54 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 07, 2010, 05:38:08 PM
If the counting variable isn't a long integer then every page that calls the number will crash. If the database field isn't longint then it will generate an error everytime the poster tries to update it.

In my old Pascal days it went to -32767 and counted on from there.
This was especially inconvenient when I got a new highscore on some video games and ended up with seemingly less than zero points.

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 08, 2010, 06:12:24 PM
Nowadays the games I play don't have a high score, either your are alive or you are dead.

Last ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 08, 2010, 06:13:41 PM
Yeah, and you can 'win' them.  The old-school ones just got faster and faster until GAME OVER. 


Last I can haz 2600 plz? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on April 08, 2010, 10:02:53 PM
Ha ha ha.

Dirty joke

Last o hi Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 08, 2010, 10:07:10 PM
Well, that old game beats any of this new PlaXStationBox garbage pants- hands-down.  :mrgreen:

Last but you've got to know how to handle your joystick Post

PS - HEY Q!!!11!!1!!
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 08, 2010, 10:11:43 PM
Last hi Q haiku? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 09, 2010, 01:59:17 AM
Q is more and more cryptic with every post!

Last what's up, buddy? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 09, 2010, 09:02:07 AM
I smell prawn :mrgreen:

Last Post

apropos of nothing
[youtube=425,350]iwGFalTRHDA[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwGFalTRHDA
Aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgh! Ouch! Vade retro! Apage Satana! It burns!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 09, 2010, 01:44:00 PM
There are no words to describe...

Last :barf: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 09, 2010, 02:43:10 PM
There were longer clips available but for my sanity's sake I did not go into them.

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 09, 2010, 04:52:51 PM
Thank you!!

Last Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 10, 2010, 08:55:45 AM
Are there more things I could enjoy you with not posting?  :mrgreen:

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 10, 2010, 02:11:06 PM
Quite likely.  :P

Last lets not talk about them Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 10, 2010, 05:05:42 PM
I just wanted to restart our old discussion about the merits of clubbing seal puppies :mrgreen:

Last puppies should not club before reaching the age of consent Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 10, 2010, 08:19:47 PM
Mommy is certainly distressed at such outlook.

Last skin parties Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 11, 2010, 08:39:49 AM
Yeah, what happens when seals decide to become skinheads

Last the flippered forces attract those Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 12, 2010, 04:02:36 PM
They don't skin the cute little white ones, just the 'beaters'.


Last annual frothing-at-the-mouth seal-clubbing discussion session time again, is it? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 12, 2010, 04:35:09 PM
Humans are (on occasion) humane.

Last then Seals are...? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 12, 2010, 04:56:28 PM
I think it has more to do with commercial viability, actually. ;)

I'm not actually much of a supporter of the hunt, but bristle at the misinformation presented by protesters and how much of the protests are based on 'cute factor'. 

Last why is it morally more or less acceptable to kill anything based on age? why is a hakapik to kill a seal worse than a bolt gun to kill a cow? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 12, 2010, 06:09:33 PM
Perhaps because a hakapik evokes an incredibly barbaric an inhumane way to kill, even if supposedly isn't?

Last I still have trouble with killing an animal only for its pelt Post

This one goes straight to the debate folder.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 12, 2010, 06:25:27 PM
I think it's still in there from the year before, and the year before... ::)

I likewise have issues with killing for fur only and not saving the meat (especially), but haven't been able to get a good handle on how much of the meat is actually used.  Wiki states that a pelt only accounts for half the value of a seal carcass, suggesting some of the rest is retailed (blubber almost certainly is, some meat appears to be used for pet food).

Maybe they should make the meat into mink chow?  ::)

Last always worth discussing again Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 13, 2010, 09:53:35 AM
Hey, I had no actual intention to kindle that old discussion again. But 'baby seal clubbing' is one of the canonical abominations in popular culture and allows bad punning at the same time.

Last next time back to toasting kittens Post

And now for something completely different:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/7581230/Pornographic-magazine-for-the-blind-launched.html
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 13, 2010, 03:19:38 PM
Quote from: TorygraphShe said that she made the book after realising that the 'blind have been left out in a culture saturated with sexual images'.

Last good to know not all people think that is bad thing ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 13, 2010, 03:38:14 PM
I know that publications for the blind are expensive bu this seems excessive.
Soem DVDs these days have descriptive audio tracks for the blind. Why not do that fro prawn too.

Last I also remember an old Pratchett joke in 'Masquerade' referring to Braille Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 13, 2010, 11:28:41 PM

Last the Last Post has got too complicated for me to post in it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 13, 2010, 11:49:51 PM
Do what I do and forget the seriousness, just grab the

Last Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on April 14, 2010, 05:18:37 AM
... just breezing through and taking the
LAST POST
with me ...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 14, 2010, 08:29:45 AM
Defintely not breezing, more like collumphing through

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 14, 2010, 09:03:09 AM
There is a tracking device implanted, so we can always find and take it back.

Last btw there is still an LPWB to guess Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 14, 2010, 01:28:33 PM
And what is it, is anybody's guess.

Last is is Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 14, 2010, 02:13:40 PM
Last It is, isn't it? Post

Btw, here are the hints as a reminder

Hardest of sciences as applied by one of our siblings or on repeated doings of Britney Spears
Better late than never
Used by the Queen as self-description in The Uncommon Reader (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Uncommon_Reader)
Call of surprise about application of above mentioned science to paranormal phenomena
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 14, 2010, 04:28:26 PM
Last don't make me pull out the Wiki-Fu on you Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 15, 2010, 09:07:55 AM
If that solves th riddle, then  have a go.
The novel is also so short that a common reader should have the word in less than an hour.

Last it's 8 letters and three syllables Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on April 15, 2010, 09:35:28 AM
Last insomniaaaaaaaaaa and essays I don't actually want to finish Post


OTOH: Nine Inch Nails and a sleepy Scrib makes for mindless, contented dancing.  :)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 15, 2010, 01:11:55 PM
I had insomnia last night too, although for concrete reasons. Rather nasty inflammation at a rather inconvenient location in the mouth (extremly difficult to gat a closer look at or to apply remedies.

Last what doctor should I call about that? It's rather close to a tooth but seems to be in the gingiva only. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 15, 2010, 03:50:28 PM
That's usually tooth related (which may be desensitized), so the best bet is a dentist.

Last :-[ Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 15, 2010, 03:53:14 PM
That tooth has been dead for quite some time and wears a golden crown.

Last No chance to get a dentist date this week. I hope it will begin to get better over the weekend, esp. with permanent chamomile (tea and extract) treatment Post
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Post by: Bluenose on April 16, 2010, 09:10:19 AM
Quickly darts in and makes off with the Last Ha, this'll fool em, all that volcanic ash in the norther hemisphere will keep 'em away, Mwahahahahahaaarrrr! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 16, 2010, 10:07:10 AM
Taking the Last Post from the fallen fool who did not know that the ash was a potent contact poison.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 16, 2010, 01:44:43 PM
Is Europe in danger?

Last :scared: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 16, 2010, 01:52:09 PM
Livestock in Iceland definitely is. During past events like these in Iceland there was a significant effect on Europe including famine. Some historians even think that the French revolution was accelerated by such an eruption in Iceland a few years before.

Last Let them eat ash cake Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 16, 2010, 02:26:51 PM
And if the sister volcano erupts too?

Last this could go on for weeks Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on April 16, 2010, 03:13:39 PM
Well one vulcanologist I heard on the radio spoke about the last time this particular volcano erupted, about 200 years ago.

Last and that one went on for six months post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on April 16, 2010, 03:20:06 PM
There's another volcano near it that could go off.

Last vulcans aren't real they're from Star Trek Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 16, 2010, 09:32:21 PM
Those 'Vulcans' don't seem that logical to me.

Last Hephaestus Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on April 16, 2010, 11:13:25 PM
Remember when Kirstie Alley played a Vulcan?  She might know something about volcanoes.

Last gesundheit Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 16, 2010, 11:51:14 PM
The half Romulan half Vulcan child?

Last nerdy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on April 17, 2010, 12:02:15 AM
Yeah, she was super hot, must know something about volcanoes.

Last goofball/dork Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on April 17, 2010, 07:39:36 AM
I've beamed up the Last Post...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 17, 2010, 08:40:34 AM

The Last Post made landfall in my sitting room Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 17, 2010, 09:09:34 AM
Last could there be a full year without air traffic :o :-\ Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on April 17, 2010, 04:12:35 PM
As long as I get my money back, I don't really care that much.

Last back to holidays in Wales  post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on April 17, 2010, 05:26:29 PM
Watching the X-Files...

Last Purity of Essence Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 17, 2010, 06:33:19 PM
John Cleese took a taxi from Oslo to Brussels (900 miles) because no plane flew and all trains were overcrowded.
The Norwegian prime minister had to take a car home from Southern Europe too.

Last both pining for the fjords Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on April 17, 2010, 06:38:57 PM
I think I'll move to Europe and become a taxi driver.

Last I'm not dead yet Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 17, 2010, 06:42:44 PM
Dig up Iron Gustav (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustav_Hartmann_%28Droschkenkutscher%29) and his horsecab. The line Paris-Berlin needs him again.

Last taxis: the pony-up express Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on April 17, 2010, 06:59:17 PM
Can I put a bar in my cab?

Last Taxi Driver Wanna Be Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 19, 2010, 01:18:09 PM
Perhaps a mini-bar.

Last or a chocolate bar? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 19, 2010, 01:23:55 PM
Or a huge gold bar wrapped in lemon slices?

Last blaster Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on April 19, 2010, 01:51:09 PM
Oh, how well do I remember the after effects of that Last Mai-Tai drinking competition in the O's mess at Pearl Harbour, St Patrick's Day 1980 Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on April 19, 2010, 01:58:39 PM
Last did you win? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on April 19, 2010, 02:12:46 PM
Last haven't had coffee yet Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on April 19, 2010, 02:22:06 PM
Last No, the winner managed 6*, I could only squeeze in 4** Post




*Each Mai-Tai had a double shot each of white, medium and dark rum

**but then I had been drinking beer all afternoon before hand...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 19, 2010, 02:36:12 PM
When I hear Mai-Tai, I immediately think of:
[youtube=425,350]T9MuEA2eF8c[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9MuEA2eF8c

Last cult Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 20, 2010, 10:16:53 PM
You mean like Apple?

Last Oh!-Cult! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on April 21, 2010, 02:34:35 AM
Last  Oh! Calcutta!  Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 21, 2010, 01:35:13 PM
Last OH aqueous NaCl solution mio Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on April 21, 2010, 03:35:58 PM
Enough of these salty remarks!

Last these very bad jokes are getting even worse post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 21, 2010, 07:39:54 PM
A man was walking down the street...

Last no joke Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 22, 2010, 05:42:32 AM
Quote from: DavidH on April 21, 2010, 03:35:58 PM
Enough of these salty remarks!

I could make some salty remarks - have spent the last week trying to take the ocean out of the forest and unfortunately having to take a lot of the forest out of the ocean.  Actually, I think it's a lot saltier than the ocean, having been many years since being part of it. :P

Last performing tree euthanization, better than letting them die of thirst in salt water Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 22, 2010, 09:46:37 AM
Also deep in the salt. I have to check the questionnaires of the German Chlor-Alkali plants, i.e. the process that turns salt into chlorine and lye.

Last NaOH! that's obviously a lye! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 23, 2010, 11:57:33 PM
Dunno about lye

Last a bit about liars Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 24, 2010, 09:42:46 AM
Last Are or have politicians a liarbility? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 24, 2010, 10:11:09 AM
The ability to lie without liability?

Last :guillotine: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 24, 2010, 10:17:56 AM
Politicians are selected on the basis of how well they lie.

Last disenfranchized Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 24, 2010, 11:03:37 AM
Last better than disenfrenchfried Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 24, 2010, 02:05:41 PM
Is that being disemboweled after fried?

Last :o Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 24, 2010, 05:50:27 PM
Sounds more like keeping a fast food addict from his daily kick :mrgreen:

Last is torturing a masochist cruel? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on April 24, 2010, 08:26:09 PM
Last only if you stop Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 25, 2010, 09:06:17 AM
Rumsfeld should simply have sold Abu Ghraib as a new S&M parlour showing again that was marching (doggie style) in Iraq.

Last were people tortugaed too? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 26, 2010, 02:39:12 AM
We don't know the interrogation methods on the island.

Last XVII century fad Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 26, 2010, 09:07:12 AM
I just notice that I forgot the important noun 'freedom' (marching doggie style).

Last quite appropriate since freedom is still mostly missing over there Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 26, 2010, 03:23:15 PM
Last what is freedom Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 26, 2010, 03:46:39 PM
Last traditionally the right to starve Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 27, 2010, 04:32:03 AM
So why does Amrika have an obesity problem? ;)

Last would you like freedom fries with that? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 27, 2010, 08:23:31 AM
Starving children always look so fat

Last Empty calories are cheap. True nutrition is not Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 27, 2010, 12:44:34 PM
Touché!


Last fenced in Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 27, 2010, 03:32:54 PM
Last wir sind eingekesselt Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on April 27, 2010, 04:08:25 PM
Last out of the frying pan into the kettle   post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 27, 2010, 04:32:05 PM
Last We ran out of Kensington gore but the Red Cross was very helpful Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 28, 2010, 12:26:50 PM
Aren't they a vampire bank?

Last or which conspiracy are we talking about? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 28, 2010, 01:15:44 PM
Won't spoil joke. Will post funny video instead
[youtube=425,350]wVSOMAraWx0&NR=1[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVSOMAraWx0&NR=1

Last not the Last Word on that Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 28, 2010, 02:22:56 PM
I thought he was going to use the gun as a boomerang

Last it would have been more credible Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 29, 2010, 08:48:06 AM
Would a firing gun fly straight (in space for example) or start to rotate wildly?

Last rifled or unrifled? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 29, 2010, 03:31:58 PM
It should rotate and move in an arc unless is center of gravity is aligned with the cylinder (don't know the first).

Last assuming a beginning linear trajectory and continuous fire Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 30, 2010, 01:16:03 AM

Just taking  the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 30, 2010, 06:37:45 AM
Last that attempt got shot down Post

Totally  :offtopic: but not yet demanding its own thread (no pun intended)
I am still working on the tartan designer but I found that there are lots of different possibilities to turn fabric into pixels.
Below (and the next post) are just 5 of them.
Which in your opinion looks/is best?

(http://toadfishmonastery.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=9.0;attach=867)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 30, 2010, 08:31:49 AM
Last Post continued with variations 3-5

(http://toadfishmonastery.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=9.0;attach=869)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 30, 2010, 01:30:03 PM
No 2 looks cool.

Last ventilated Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on April 30, 2010, 01:59:00 PM
I'll go for no 5 for ma wee kiltie.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 30, 2010, 02:40:25 PM
#2 took longest because of its partial asymmetry.
Last All done by hand with a bit of clever copy and paste Post

Edit: Here two examples of 'tartan' with threads without borders
(http://toadfishmonastery.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=9.0;attach=874)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on May 01, 2010, 03:30:21 AM
I like them all but am partial to #3 this evening (may be because it's 'brighter'?)


I used to have to render some fabrics (including tartans) in a more time-consuming way for an old employer. I'm interested in your process -- can you let me in on that?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 01, 2010, 09:03:35 AM
I'll open a thread on that next week.
Basic principle: create the horizontal stripes first. Since the pattern is repetitive a lot of copy paste can be done. Then copy the whole pattern, turn the copy 90° (for twill also swap left/right) and put it on top of the original in transparent mode in the right position. Finish by cutting the edges. Does of course not work that easily if warp and weft sett are different.

Last still takes a lot of time Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 02, 2010, 12:14:34 AM
I like number one.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 02, 2010, 04:57:26 AM
And I like the Last

Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 02, 2010, 08:49:42 AM
Last and another one Post


(http://toadfishmonastery.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=9.0;attach=876)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 03, 2010, 01:19:33 PM
Last Isn't knitting it quicker? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 03, 2010, 01:47:30 PM
Not at my knitting speed. And I prefer to test the colour combination first.

:offtopic: strange ideas some people have (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat_bomb) :offtopic:

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 03, 2010, 02:34:39 PM
That one was particularly disgusting.

Last and I'm sure you can find worst cases so please don't Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 03, 2010, 03:24:06 PM
So much for the war-winning exploding goat droppings

Last by not of goats! post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 03, 2010, 04:31:07 PM
Goat poop doesn't disgust me.

Last as opposed to the poop coming out from the foaming mouths of politicians Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on May 03, 2010, 04:40:11 PM
Goat poop doesn't disgust me either. 

Last Cocoa Puff do because they look like goat poop Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 04, 2010, 08:38:22 AM
It would disgust you (briefly) if it exploded when you drove over it.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 04, 2010, 02:24:00 PM
The goat or the poop?

Last attacking goat herders all over the world Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on May 04, 2010, 02:52:47 PM
I think that would be more of a surprise thing than a disgust thing.

Last what ever explodes your goat Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on May 04, 2010, 04:11:26 PM
For chrissake, don't give the Taliban ideas!

Last exploding goat turds are top secret post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 04, 2010, 04:53:24 PM
They probably learned that trick form the British long ago.
Any carcass is to be considered booby-trapped.

Last What about booby carcasses? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 04, 2010, 05:38:47 PM
Last Do boobs mummify? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 05, 2010, 09:03:20 AM
These (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Booby) probably rarely do since they are aquatic.
The ones attached to the female upper anatomy should not behave differently from other body parts.

Last don't know about the storage life of implants Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 05, 2010, 07:09:16 PM
Or these (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tit_%28bird%29) ones?

Last As for fatty tissue mummifying I wouldn't be so sure Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on May 05, 2010, 07:48:13 PM
^ reminds me of counterfeit Kit Kat bars in Korea with "Tit Bit" imprinted in the chocolate.


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 06, 2010, 09:15:57 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 05, 2010, 07:09:16 PM
Last As for fatty tissue mummifying I wouldn't be so sure Post

There are enough live mummies running around. Guide them to a topless beach and do an exam.

Last gerontophiliac Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 06, 2010, 03:48:39 PM
Last is this a horror show? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 07, 2010, 08:26:20 AM
Many artists love older nude models since they present a greater challenge.
Last otherwise it's Harold & Maude territory Post

And HE is waiting
(http://www.geschichtenmaschine.net/lieschen_radieschen/geispr.gif)
http://www.geschichtenmaschine.net/lieschen_radieschen/geispr.gif
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 07, 2010, 05:19:33 PM
Last as opposed to Harold & Kumar territory? ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 08, 2010, 08:58:47 AM
Last What about The Herald and the Cougar? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 08, 2010, 03:25:42 PM
Last what about a hung parliament? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 08, 2010, 05:45:16 PM
As long as the House of Lords is hung higher to mark the difference in social rank... :mrgreen:

Last what's so bad about coalitions? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 09, 2010, 02:42:26 AM
Coalition means negotiations, and unmounting your high horse.

Last politicians don't like that Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 09, 2010, 08:40:12 AM
Some see coalitions as barebackriding

Last innuendous Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on May 09, 2010, 09:08:09 AM
Quote from: SwatoAs long as the House of Lords is hung higher to mark the difference in social rank... :mrgreen:

The story is that if a Peer is hanged he is entitled to a silken rope.

Last must have our luxuries post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 09, 2010, 10:13:40 AM
One has of course to mention that 'hanging someone higher' has also some nasty historical connotations, cf. Jud Süss.

Last the German movie is pure crap*, the earlier British may be a bit stiff but Conrad Veidt is brilliant as the title character Post

*I've never understood why it was so successful. Marian's Suess is pure unbelievable caricature, Söderbaum again justified her nickname Reichswasserleiche, I never thought much of George and this performance is not going to change my mind, and the 'good' Germans are so extremly unsympathetic that they (almost) make the Jews the lesser evil undermining the whole message of this antisemitic propaganda piece.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 10, 2010, 01:01:31 PM
Last The higher the hang the worse the example? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 10, 2010, 02:27:35 PM
No, Suess says at one occasion - when he is warned that he would die 'for this' at the gallows - that 'they can't hang me higher anyway'.
In order to mock him (by proving him wrong) a special gallows (almost skyscraping) is constructed on top of the normal one.
The context is highly different in both movies. In the British movie it is said in resignation by the innocent (and volontary) scapegoat, in the Nazi movie it is the villain's gloat (Hey, even if I should fail...).

Last gallows humour Post

(http://filmarchiv.at/rte/upload/heft_51/jew-suess_gb-1934_bfi-00m-p3.jpg) British
http://filmarchiv.at/rte/upload/heft_51/jew-suess_gb-1934_bfi-00m-p3.jpg
(http://www.heise.de/tp/r4/artikel/30/30407/30407_8.jpg) German
http://www.heise.de/tp/r4/artikel/30/30407/30407_8.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 10, 2010, 04:10:58 PM
Last The cage is to die of starvation/dehydration? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 10, 2010, 04:32:08 PM
No, for presentation afterwards. It has a trapdoor at the bottom, so he can be hanged inside the cage.
That seems to be taken from real reports of the event. The body was buried not until 6 years later (after a change of government).

Last not nice Post

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/06/Hinrichtung_Joseph_S%C3%BCss_2.jpg/800px-Hinrichtung_Joseph_S%C3%BCss_2.jpg)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/06/Hinrichtung_Joseph_S%C3%BCss_2.jpg/800px-Hinrichtung_Joseph_S%C3%BCss_2.jpg
You can spot thre normal gallows under the monstrosity they build 'in his honour'.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 10, 2010, 05:04:02 PM
Aren't executions fun?

Last channeling George Carlin Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 11, 2010, 08:19:53 AM
As a primary school student once wrote: the Dark Ages were only occasionally lit by heretics burned for public amusement.

Last You think the TV program is crap? At my time the only entertainment was public executions Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on May 11, 2010, 08:54:10 AM
Seems to me we Brits could do with publicly executing a few dozen politicians right now.
And we won't play the last post for any of 'em.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 11, 2010, 10:30:14 AM
Up to the 20th century Britain had enough executions to rival any TV program (orders of magnitude above e.g. Germany). And today there are lots of TV programs about emigration and deportation sea journeys that at the time were really cutting into the turf of execution spectacles.
There are regular demands to show executions on live TV in the US and there clearly would be a market for a forceful interrogation channel.

Last I'd consider paying for watching Chain-Eye, Rummy & Accomplices being struck from the human register in a graphic way* post

*in 1 hour installements without commercial breaks
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 11, 2010, 11:44:59 AM
I don't think Cheney would survive his first minute of waterboarding.

Last unless he is indeed the son of Satan in which case he would enjoy it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 11, 2010, 03:21:39 PM
Last Not if it is holy water Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 11, 2010, 09:35:34 PM

Last undecided about executions but GB has fallen on his sword Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 12, 2010, 12:16:42 PM
Did the sword get hurt?

Last Now from the Scot with English name to the English with Scottish name Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on May 13, 2010, 08:46:00 AM
Last   plotting interesting setts   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 13, 2010, 10:16:32 AM
I did some tests yesterday but they are on my office PC. Unfortunately the standard colour palette of paint (btw different between this and the office PC) does not look that natural for fabric.

Last esp. the 'grass' green █████* Post

*this one is not as blatantly 'neon' though
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 14, 2010, 02:08:43 AM
You can manage all colors in Paint using custom colors and the full RGB palette.

Last Colors|Edit Colors|Define Custom Colors > > Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 14, 2010, 08:58:52 AM
I know that in theory but more than once the colour clicked was not the colour actually appearing and even if it was the info usually got lost in saving the picture.

Last paint is a real pain Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 14, 2010, 01:07:30 PM
Have you checked the properties of the image? Also, while saving I recommend doing so in png.

Last jpg/gif compression may change things Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 14, 2010, 01:12:58 PM
For that reason I do not use those formats, esp. not with my crisp tartans.
In self-defense I usually use the extremly wasteful 24bitmap
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on May 14, 2010, 04:46:16 PM
Apparently we had a moose on the loose downtown yesterday:
(http://www.calgaryherald.com/life/3024589.bin)
News story here. (http://www.calgaryherald.com/life/Loose+moose+returned+wild+after+chase+through+downtown/3024070/story.html)

And that's RIGHT in the smack-dab centre of the city, too...

Last Canada, eh? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 15, 2010, 09:52:47 AM
The young ones always look like on stilts.

Last like our mammal of the year Post

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3405/3484526184_1e25f70743.jpg)
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3405/3484526184_1e25f70743.jpg

Come, have a tartan
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on May 15, 2010, 07:58:22 PM
We occasionally get cattle escaping from Hereford market.  The story is, many years ago one blundered into a butcher's shop.  But mooses are unheard-of.  Although certain residents may see tartan mooses as they come out of the boozer.
I saw a cheeky fox the other day, in broad daylight, heading for the duckpond.  My friend fetched out her shotgun and discouraged it.  If it'd been in range, it would very likely have acquired a tartan pattern.   :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 16, 2010, 12:44:16 AM
Mmm... someone forgot his

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on May 16, 2010, 07:08:43 AM
Last   seen at Mt Rushmore today   Post


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on May 16, 2010, 07:58:24 AM
Last Scots still haven't figured out the joke Post

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on May 16, 2010, 10:07:47 AM
OMFSM I forgot the last post.

Last time I forget the last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 16, 2010, 10:16:26 AM
Another tartane
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/32/Tartane.gif)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on May 16, 2010, 10:44:07 AM
Last row row row your boat Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 16, 2010, 11:31:09 AM
Why rowing, if you can just Sail awaaaaayyyy!?

Last that's not the type of galley I prefer, ch(i)ef Post

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http://www.wildlife.de/de/images/preview/00016712/Farbintensive-Portugiesische-Galeere_(00016712).jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 17, 2010, 04:16:35 PM
Float away? Fly away?

Last Run away! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 18, 2010, 09:19:04 AM
That jellyfish looks like a scifi insect

Last is there no tartan jellyfish? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on May 18, 2010, 12:56:41 PM
Last McDougall Man O'War post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 18, 2010, 02:36:39 PM
Still waiting for a true tartan squid

Last what clan would it be? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 18, 2010, 08:27:07 PM
Vikings?

Last *poof* Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on May 19, 2010, 07:03:25 AM
Last   we gotcher plaid squids right here   Post


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 19, 2010, 09:13:12 AM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 18, 2010, 08:27:07 PM
Vikings?

Last *poof* Post

I fear kids from now on will believe that Vikings had a Scottish accent after watching How ro train your dragon

Last This one is obviously stoned Post
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 19, 2010, 11:39:19 AM
Yes, and I also think that Dragons are real.


Last I think it was just a freak cultural incident resulting in scottish accented vikings on an island somewhere in der nordlands Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 19, 2010, 12:03:08 PM
There is no (known) law of nature that says that there could be no real dragons

Last Admittedly neither Newton nor Einstein commented on natural Viking accents* Post

*although there was consent** that Hungarians are aliens in disguise.
**among nuclear physicists at Einstein's time
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on May 19, 2010, 02:31:39 PM
Flying dragons would be a bit fragile, but possible (and have existed), but what about fire breathing?  Chemical-blasting has more natural precedents.


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 19, 2010, 04:22:34 PM
A pterosaur would've been a pretty close image for a flying dragon.

Last only four limbs though Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 19, 2010, 07:42:47 PM
Dragons forelegs would probably be more like birds hind-legs, "retractable" and all, making them look stranger than just a winged lizard.

Last is there such thing as putting too much thought into it? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on May 19, 2010, 07:57:10 PM
Last but what about the fire? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 19, 2010, 07:59:04 PM
Gaseous emissions, and some sort of spark being made in the mouth?

fire/sparks can come from certain materials being essentially smashed together. Couldn't those be sort of teeth, or otherwise grown by the dragon for use of sparking the flammable breath?

Last yes, yes there is Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on May 20, 2010, 07:38:40 AM
Last   breathing fire is not that big a deal   Post


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 20, 2010, 08:47:06 AM
The trick used by some animals is to have two separate ingredients that react violently when mixed. With the right components it would be possible to create a flamethrower effect (but beware of hiccups!).
There once was a paper (on an April 1st) that claimed that the real (unintended) method of the dinosaurs was swallowing flintstones*. When those smashed as a result of stomach peristaltics the flammable gases produced by the imperfect digestion could ignite and exit via the mouth as flames.
The bait was immediately taken by young earth creationists that cited the story as proof that dinosaurs must have lived together with man and that the dragon myths came from this.

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*dinosaurs (and iirc some animals still alive today) did/do indeed swallow stones to help grinding the food in the stomach
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 20, 2010, 11:35:55 AM
Grind their bones to make our bread!

Last grind their stones to make our... oh wait, that's a problem... post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 20, 2010, 01:49:06 PM
Last Fred Flintstone is seeen by some as a historical character Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 20, 2010, 03:46:01 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 20, 2010, 08:47:06 AM
*dinosaurs (and iirc some animals still alive today) did/do indeed swallow stones to help grinding the food in the stomach
A number of species of birds (dinosaurs from the maniraptora clade) do indeed have a bag with stones to help on grinding food.

Last feathered dragon Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 21, 2010, 02:11:54 AM
Also, many old birds of the human variety have bags that I suspect have stones in them

Last for throwing at people Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 21, 2010, 08:23:26 AM
And tell the glutton Prince this crock of his
Hath turned his bile to gallstones, and his gullet
Shall stand sore cauterized by wasteful vengeance
That shall bile from them....

Last lost his stones Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on May 21, 2010, 08:42:05 AM
Round about the belching go;
In the poison'd entrails throw.—
dragon, chewing that flint stone,
Days and nights has burned his tongue;
Swelter'd venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first i' the charmed pot!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 21, 2010, 10:28:09 AM
don't forget to add Last Post
to so savory a roast
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 21, 2010, 05:00:16 PM

Last you're all potty Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on May 21, 2010, 08:55:03 PM
Quote from: PiecesRound about the belching go;
In the poison'd entrails throw.—
dragon, chewing that flint stone,
Days and nights has burned his tongue;
Swelter'd venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first i' the charmed pot!

Yet in quotation's pleasure hot
Pieces her last post hath forgot.
----------------------------------------------------------
Quote from: GriffinLast you're all potty Post

Last so they are post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 22, 2010, 12:07:54 AM
Potty or nutty?

Last frothy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on May 22, 2010, 05:32:28 AM
How about notty?

Last Post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 22, 2010, 07:40:33 AM
Some things* are really slimy
Make Englishmen go 'Blimey!'
Against them we are just tiny
No way for us to stymie

Last *Great Old Ones Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on May 22, 2010, 12:09:58 PM
Last what rhymes with doggerel?    post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 22, 2010, 04:08:35 PM
Cockerel? Might be a proper name only, though.

Last cock is never proper Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on May 22, 2010, 07:19:42 PM
Ooh, I don't know, duckie!

Last minces off swinging his handbag post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 22, 2010, 08:37:40 PM
Last handbags at dawn? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 23, 2010, 05:12:44 AM
Ten paces.

Last then, purses Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 23, 2010, 07:41:47 AM
With half bricks in them they could be fatal both at close and medium range.

---

Since all my sophisticated hints did not get the LPWB word guessed, let's go very directly:

Current LPWB = Someone who learns late in life

Last Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 23, 2010, 06:32:40 PM
Sohpomore?

Octogenarian?

Charles Darwin?

Last I'm helping Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 23, 2010, 09:58:04 PM
Last someone a bit slow? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 24, 2010, 02:07:55 AM
Merlin?

Last he would've gone through elementary school right before "dying" Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on May 24, 2010, 08:54:00 AM
Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York? (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8699139.stm)

Last in deep, deep doo-doo post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 24, 2010, 09:19:40 AM
Here are the old clues again

Hardest of sciences as applied by one of our siblings or on repeated doings of Britney Spears
Better late than never
Used by the Queen as self-description in The Uncommon Reader (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Uncommon_Reader)
Call of surprise about application of above mentioned science to paranormal phenomena
3 syllables, 8 letters

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on May 24, 2010, 11:04:31 AM
Would it be opsimath?

Last just curious Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on May 24, 2010, 11:05:29 AM
Last it would appear so Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 24, 2010, 11:17:27 AM
Huzzah!

Last It's a bingo! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 25, 2010, 02:26:22 AM
Last and the word was...? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 25, 2010, 02:28:34 AM
Last Arrrrgh? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 25, 2010, 05:24:49 AM
Patchy to reveal the word and send me another.

Last is Opsa good at Math? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 25, 2010, 05:26:51 AM
History question: What happened to the Gyro?

Last inquiring minds want to know Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 25, 2010, 08:30:33 AM
Same as with musk rats and basket sharks I fear.

Btw, the LPWB was  o-p-s-i-m-a-t-h

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 25, 2010, 11:27:46 AM
And what was that deer beef cake plush orange thing? Derringer? Doeo? Braughtwurst?

Last youz know what I'm talkin' 'bout Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 25, 2010, 12:32:15 PM
You mean the Dönertier?
(http://schoener-als-du.de/meskalinopolis/files/2008/05/kuscheldoener.jpg)
http://schoener-als-du.de/meskalinopolis/files/2008/05/kuscheldoener.jpg

Not yet eaten by the animals of the year

(http://www.tc-delphin-world.de/index-Dateien/images/giftige/portgal.jpg)(http://www.tierdoku.de/images/thumb/250px-Maehnenwolf-5838.jpg)(http://www.tierpark.ch/tiere/images/t_04_bartgeier_2.jpg)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on May 25, 2010, 01:52:55 PM
Word sent to Griff.

The clue is: The correct Ionian poet.


Last reaching into antiquity Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 25, 2010, 03:09:17 PM
You mean Homer when awake? :mrgreen: (quandoque bonus dormitat Homerus)

Something completely different:
Sometimes the bull wins at least one round
Warning: extremly graphic image
http://www.spiegel.de/images/image-90724-galleryV9-svdq.jpg
The bull got killed by the next torero in line. The injured torero will likely live but be maybe too traumatized to get back into his job (according to his doctor).
The bulls may be not as shocked about that as the fans.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 25, 2010, 08:28:15 PM
So, the bull defended himself successfully and was killed for it.

Last at least the torero got something close to what he deserved Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 26, 2010, 01:33:11 AM

Last no word received Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 26, 2010, 09:13:30 AM
Defenders of bullfights claim that the fighting bull has it far better than the ordinary bovine. Growing up in luxury (from the cow perspective) without having to work until they have reached their full potential. Then a relatively quick end.
Re-use is not possible since the animal learns in about 20 minutes that the man* is the target not the waved muleta. After that it's close to suicide to fight it. For that reason bulls that have been used in training get their tails cut, so they are immediately recognised.

But there is a more humane way where ideally neither man nor bull are harmed. Here some videos can be found:
http://www.marin.edu/~jim/photos/bullstuff/bulldance.html

Ionian could of course refer to electrically charged.

Is homeright (Homer-ight) a proper English word?

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*still very few women in the business
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on May 26, 2010, 09:32:32 AM
I think it's the little-known* poet  Πρότον of Nukleos. His wife was Eλέκτρα.

Last well, it's a start post

*indeed, I just invented him.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 26, 2010, 10:10:25 AM
Well, there was a guy called Proteus :mrgreen:

Last and elektron was the currency of Lydia, possibly the first coined money ever Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 26, 2010, 02:30:30 PM
The new word is IN.

Phew!

Last it's all Greek to me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 26, 2010, 03:01:18 PM
What, no Roman babbling?

Last lost latinus Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 26, 2010, 03:40:42 PM
The Anacreontic Orthodoxy of Xenophanes as interpreted by Homer?

Last Post

OK, that was A-n-a-c-r-e-o-n-t-i-c
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 27, 2010, 02:20:41 AM

Last on speed? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 27, 2010, 02:35:39 AM
Last Swato must be on Etymology-crack. Or at elast Etymology-LSD[/sun] Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 27, 2010, 02:41:53 AM

Last Hi Q nice to see you but you cannot have the LAST POST Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 27, 2010, 08:35:32 AM
There are not that many famous Ionian poets. And Anakreon got some type of poetry named after him (A.-tic odes)
---
Martin Gardner (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Gardner) died last weekend.

Last  :pillar: :candle: :tlite: :rip: :tlite: :candle: :pillar: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on May 27, 2010, 06:09:34 PM
Last Dammit, is Swato actually human? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 28, 2010, 12:45:52 AM
If he is I fear for any other intelligent life in the universe.

Last Hey Griff. This would be my Last Post, here Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 28, 2010, 01:31:16 AM
No Q!

Last don't go Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 28, 2010, 01:33:47 AM
Well, not that kind of last post.

but this is the last post.

I mean, well, not exactly... but it also is...


Last you know what I mean Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 28, 2010, 01:38:03 AM
Something about never swimming in the same river twice?

Last or some other metaphor? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 28, 2010, 01:41:38 AM
only if you or someone you know relieves themselves.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 28, 2010, 09:15:14 AM
Btw, the (imo dreadful) US anthem is based on the drinking song (German: Sauflied) "To Anakreon in Heaven"

Last http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_Anacreon_in_Heaven Post

And besides I'll instruct you,
Like me, to intwine
The Myrtle of Ve-
nus With Bacchus' Vine."

The Aaaaaarghh! way of rhyming
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on May 28, 2010, 11:49:42 AM
Last the Horst-Wessel-Lied was worse in that respect post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 28, 2010, 12:09:08 PM
You mean the ambiguous grammar that leaves it up to the listener to decide who got shot by whom?
---

I'll sent Griffin a new word

It can be interpreted as born of a certain rock

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 28, 2010, 03:00:58 PM
Here we go again.

Last igneous Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 28, 2010, 03:38:27 PM
Nope.

It's also quite colourful

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 28, 2010, 08:00:48 PM
The new Word is IN.

Last could Swato be a bot? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 28, 2010, 08:32:20 PM
Perhaps we can make a test to check.

Last renaming Turing's Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on May 28, 2010, 09:06:41 PM
Quote from: SwatoYou mean the ambiguous grammar that leaves it up to the listener to decide who got shot by whom?
Yes, and the appalling mismatch of words and tune.

Last OK, the new word is IN, but what is it? post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 28, 2010, 09:18:18 PM
Considering the previous word I think it will take a good while to get it.

Last desolate Post

BTW, speaking about Turing tests I found Elbot (http://www.elbot.com/). It does a good job but not there yet.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 29, 2010, 02:43:46 AM
Last When I am an old woman I shall wear purple,
             With a red hat which doesn't go and doesn't suit me,
               And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves,
                    And satin sandals, and say we've no money for butter" ~Jenny Joseph Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 29, 2010, 05:22:02 AM
That doesn't rhyme...

Last suspicious Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on May 29, 2010, 06:02:58 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 28, 2010, 09:18:18 PM
BTW, speaking about Turing tests I found Elbot (http://www.elbot.com/). It does a good job but not there yet.

Pfft, Elbot couldn't even tell me what kind of wood the floor of his room was made of.  I think he must be located somewhere on the Gulf Coast, though (in response to a question about what kind of wood his floor was made of):

QuoteAh nature! The smell of unrefined iron ore. Crude oil lapping against my toes. I love it.

Last :P Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 29, 2010, 06:07:47 AM
Elbot is prone to tangents and non sequiturs although in an almost elegant way.

Last amusing for a few minutes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 29, 2010, 08:30:35 AM
Griffin's Last Post contained LPWB clues

Last I think I am not going too far, if I say that the LPWB can be described as truly Byzantine Post


If I were a bot, would I do tartan and song parodies?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 29, 2010, 04:57:22 PM
O RLY?[/url

Last not sure if that's a stretch in the right direction or not Post (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byzantium_(color)#Byzantine)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 29, 2010, 07:13:32 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 29, 2010, 08:30:35 AM
If I were a bot, would I do tartan and song parodies?

You might, to put us off the scent.

Last sniffy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on May 29, 2010, 10:02:10 PM
Last what do bots smell like? post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 30, 2010, 05:02:55 AM
Fishy?

Last or metallic? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 30, 2010, 05:18:35 AM
Boy did I ever do that link wrong.

Last I should just stop trying post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 30, 2010, 08:52:58 AM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 29, 2010, 04:57:22 PM
O RLY? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byzantium_(color)#Byzantine)
Last not sure if that's a stretch in the right direction or not Post

The direction is right indeed, now go for the rocky birth.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 30, 2010, 05:01:21 PM
it's not something obvious like Amethyst or some kind of geode, is it?

Last shots in the dark Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 30, 2010, 05:57:16 PM
No, the word contains a colour/mineral but is not one itself.
It's a title, strictly spoken an adjective not a noun.
Although there is a common language equivalent in the west (with a wider meaning),  I mean the specific Byzantine term.

Last it's not the Venus Anadyomene Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 30, 2010, 08:33:46 PM
Lapislazuli?

Last azure Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 31, 2010, 09:35:11 AM
Neither lapislazuli nor azure are Byzantine titles to my knowledge. And you are going away from the already established colour.

(http://www.jennen-infotext.de/galarie/Venedig_Tetrarchen.jpg)
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 30, 2010, 05:57:16 PM
No, the word contains a colour/mineral but is not one itself.
It's a title, strictly spoken an adjective not a noun.
Although there is a common language equivalent in the west (with a wider meaning),  I mean the specific Byzantine term.

Slight correction here. It's a participle used as an a adjective like e.g. 'firstbegotten'

Last and don't forget the 'born' part Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 31, 2010, 04:45:59 PM
What happened to those guys noses?

Last don't blow your nose Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 31, 2010, 04:50:23 PM
Apart from statues of Priapus the nose is usually the part lost first.

Last know what I mean? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 31, 2010, 08:06:04 PM
Past lost?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on June 01, 2010, 06:13:31 AM
Last  statues losing parts over time should just be taken for granite  Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 01, 2010, 06:34:18 AM
If it's statues of Priapus, they may be taken for other purposes.....


Last  ::) I'm sure there's a tasteless joke about stoning immoral women in there somewhere  :P Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on June 01, 2010, 07:33:06 AM
Last   ^ probably sedimental reasons  Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 01, 2010, 08:28:37 AM
Purely plutonic, I swear.

Last it does not mean born with symptoms of vampirism or lycanthropy, just dyslexia on your part Post

In other words: not this
http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/4206/nosferatusd2.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on June 01, 2010, 10:43:40 AM
Is it porpyrogene?

Last curious Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on June 01, 2010, 10:45:10 AM
Last or even correctly spelled Post

porphyrogene
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on June 01, 2010, 10:54:30 AM
Last tetrarch? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 01, 2010, 03:04:02 PM
Quote from: Pachyderm on June 01, 2010, 10:45:10 AM
porphyrogene

close, very close :)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on June 01, 2010, 03:46:56 PM
Last porphyry? post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 02, 2010, 12:48:20 AM
Pachy took the Last Post from himself. Twice!

Last multiple personality disordered Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on June 02, 2010, 06:41:22 AM
Last   Porphyria: I knew him, Horatio  Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 02, 2010, 08:36:15 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 01, 2010, 03:04:02 PM
Quote from: Pachyderm on June 01, 2010, 10:45:10 AM
porphyrogene

close, very close :)

I might add: very close but a wee bit short

Last please add an old Atari operating system and adjust your spelling slightly Post

Totally unrelated:
(http://toadfishmonastery.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=9.0;attach=972)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 02, 2010, 08:32:42 PM
Is that his/her natural color?

Last post spill rinse pic? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 02, 2010, 08:45:33 PM
It is not clear how he got the blue colour but it is not natural. But it seems to be a) quite persistent*,  b) not obviously harmful, and c) no social disadvantage. The village is of course overrun by torists who want to see the bird.

*It must by now be several months that he came back from Africa in that shape.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 02, 2010, 09:33:07 PM
The color distribution reminds me certain topical disinfectants used in pets.

Last it's concentrated in uneven pockets Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on June 03, 2010, 02:48:25 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk
It must by now be several months that he came back from Africa in that shape.
Last   what happens in Africa stays in Africa   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 03, 2010, 08:10:59 AM
I guess the rain's down in Africa
were not strong enough to do
away what clings, the bluish goo ooh

Last Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 03, 2010, 03:56:16 PM
Last Paraphrasing Toto? Post

A favorite from their last album:
[youtube=425,350]5CvogKjBmJc[/youtube]
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 03, 2010, 10:26:14 PM
Indeed, totoally true

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 04, 2010, 01:42:59 PM
A bit different from Totó la Momposina:
[youtube=425,350]wXqsOzBMGqs[/youtube]

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 04, 2010, 06:57:40 PM
Time somebody finishes off the LPWB

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 04, 2010, 09:43:46 PM
That will happen sometime.

Last ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 05, 2010, 01:04:09 AM
Shame the bird wasn't purple.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 05, 2010, 08:52:13 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on June 05, 2010, 01:04:09 AM
Shame the bird wasn't purple.

Well, you have to be born that colour and in the 8th month to qualify

Last I just notice this statement is highly ambiguous* ;) Post

*and false. it's the title (carrier) the month was named after
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on June 05, 2010, 03:16:21 PM
Last I can see the sea! post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 05, 2010, 07:13:42 PM
Can you feel it?

Last wet Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on June 05, 2010, 07:28:30 PM
No, but I was in the pool.  Cap'n B jumped on my back and I swallowed what feels like 10 gallons of water.

Last bloated feeling post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 06, 2010, 09:08:17 AM
Visited the Berlin water sports* museum yesterday with the DGSM
(German society for shipping and naval history, I am a member)

Last Post

*primarily rowing
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 06, 2010, 06:25:09 PM
Last Sunday afternoon Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 06, 2010, 06:47:09 PM
And the next work week is approaching without me having diminished the huge stack of yet unseen DVDs

Last I imitate Tristram Shandy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on June 06, 2010, 07:59:20 PM
Last porphyrogenitos Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on June 06, 2010, 08:02:51 PM
Ha, got it in the end.

P o r p h y r o g e n i t o s

"born in the purple" - Byzantine imperial title.

Will send word to Griff...


Last dictionaria obscura here I come Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on June 06, 2010, 08:16:42 PM
Word in.

Clue is:

not nearly accidental, but western

Last Confused? I am.. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 07, 2010, 02:19:25 AM
The word is IN.

Last summer started but seems to have stopped again Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 07, 2010, 03:57:53 AM
35C + 90% humidity.

Last it hasn't stopped, it's getting worse Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 07, 2010, 08:34:49 AM
It was a sunny and HOT weekend. This morning pouring rain in Berlin (which I appreciated) but here in Dessau none of it although humidity seems high.

Last orient meets occident* in the Levante Post

*occidental sounds like a mild form of root canal or some new bleaching agent for teeth: Oxy Dental
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 07, 2010, 12:33:33 PM
Or the dreaded Occidental Petroleum (OXY)?

Last >:( Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on June 07, 2010, 01:04:30 PM
Quote from: SwatoLast orient meets occident* in the Levante Post

It's not that boring ole beggar Goethe again, is it?

I had hoped we were past the last Goethe post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 08, 2010, 12:53:26 AM

Last at least it isn't Nietzsche Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 08, 2010, 04:49:33 AM
"Are you who you say you are? Are you who you say you are?" (http://www.theonion.com/video/pragues-franz-kafka-international-named-worlds-mos,14321/)

Last Finally he writes "liar" on the back of my hand and let's me pass Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 08, 2010, 04:54:10 AM
Hey! Q! Glad you dropped by so I can take the Last Post from you.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on June 08, 2010, 08:19:33 AM
Don't worry, Qwerty, I've got it now.
Last hidden in deepest West Wales post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 08, 2010, 08:56:01 AM
Quote from: Sibling DavidH on June 07, 2010, 01:04:30 PM
Quote from: SwatoLast orient meets occident* in the Levante Post

It's not that boring ole beggar Goethe again, is it?

I had hoped we were past the last Goethe post

Would it be better to quote Kipling about East and West? He would hate how this is usually used out of context.

Last occidere also means 'to cut down', 'to slay' Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on June 08, 2010, 10:22:31 AM
Last think Gardening Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 08, 2010, 11:05:34 AM
Gregor Mendel?

Mendeleev?

Last Everybody mambo! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 08, 2010, 02:04:22 PM
cherry tree? (I think of Lucullus and what Brecht made out of him)

Last no idea Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on June 08, 2010, 03:21:37 PM
Last Herculean effort for Malus domestica... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 08, 2010, 03:35:22 PM
The deep shit of the Augean stables* or the apples** of the Hesperides?

*malus of masculine gender
**malus of feminine gender
=> mala malus  (or malus mala) = bad apple

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 08, 2010, 03:41:01 PM
Shaking the tellian arrow?

Last William Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 08, 2010, 05:21:51 PM

Last william Tell

um Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on June 08, 2010, 05:28:42 PM
The word is descriptive of the west.


Last not the stables Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 08, 2010, 08:07:48 PM
Um, bumpy.

Last North American topography jokes, anyone? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 09, 2010, 03:22:05 AM
Last s'ok Patchy, you can Hesper the answer to me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 09, 2010, 03:41:18 AM
I'm still looking for the question...

Last clueless Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 09, 2010, 07:54:16 AM
I still want recognition for my North American topography joke. [/pout]

Last it was context sensitive, too. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on June 09, 2010, 08:17:35 AM
Indeed, Qwerty, I'm sure it would be brilliant ..... if I knew what the hell is going on.  :mrgreen:

I'm somewhere behind Zono.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 09, 2010, 09:36:52 AM
That Tell guy just imitated the brother of Wayland the Smith

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on June 09, 2010, 10:18:50 AM
Almost there, Aggie.

Make it descriptive of the west, and you've got it.

Last not far to go Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 09, 2010, 10:30:38 AM
And now for something completely different. South Korea fields a new football (soccer for USians) team:
[youtube=425,350]DKNrte6Gipc[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKNrte6Gipc

Last non-hesperian Post

Well, after mentioning Hercules and apples it was just a matter of spelling.
I leave it to Aggie.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 09, 2010, 01:12:57 PM
Last and the word was...? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 09, 2010, 02:31:58 PM
h-e-s-p-e-r-i-a-n

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 09, 2010, 03:49:33 PM
Last holy asparagus! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 10, 2010, 06:16:50 AM
If you leave it with me, it'll be left for a very long time - presence will continue to be sporadic.  I was deliberate in making sure I didn't enter the word (not that I had the correct form sussed, anyways).


Last absentee Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 10, 2010, 08:42:15 AM
Well, maybe I can find something other people are also likely to find within the year :mrgreen:

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 10, 2010, 03:30:03 PM
Last I'm not looking ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 10, 2010, 03:32:20 PM
It's not the word with you, Swato (ok, well sometimes... ::)), it's the clues. 

Last and often I am worse, with clues requiring wiki-fu to derive Post



hmm.... perhaps we should team up and clue from two different angles?  :devil2:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 10, 2010, 03:59:00 PM
First I have to find a suitable word. In English.

Last not the famous Oberdonaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän* Post

*captain of a ship of the Upper Danube steamshipping company. That was a genuine word, not one made up for the purpose of creating an ultralong word.

Edit: or http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rinderkennzeichnungs-_und_Rindfleischetikettierungs%C3%BCberwachungsaufgaben%C3%BCbertragungsgesetz
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 10, 2010, 04:21:27 PM
Ayuh, I prefer a plain word and then to dance around it with clues. ;)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 10, 2010, 04:29:43 PM
Better something "short".

Last like titin's full name Post
[youtube=425,350]Fx0kMizIioI[/youtube]
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on June 10, 2010, 06:57:50 PM
But we haven't even begun to explore the potential of German for long words.
Last Vierwaldstätterseedampfschiffsfahrtsgesellschaftskapitänsmützensternlein post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 10, 2010, 07:39:54 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 10, 2010, 04:29:43 PM
Better something "short".

Last like titin's full name Post

Not sure that counts, really - couldn't one similarly describe a strand of DNA?

Last or does being a polymer rule this out? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 11, 2010, 08:46:36 AM
For a strictly repetitive polymer the naming is shortened by use of numerals. DNA would not fall in that category.
But look for the systematic names of fullerenes!

Last C60=[29.29.0.0.2,14.03,12.04,59.05,10.06,58.07,55.08,53.09,21.011,20.013,18.015,30.016,28.017,25.019,24.022,52.023.50.026,49.027,47.029,45.032,44.033,60.034,57.035,43.036,56.037,41.038,54.039,51.040,48.042,46]hexaconta-1,3,5(10),6,8,11,13(18),14,16,19,21,23,25,27,29(45),30,32(44),33,35(43),36,38(54),39(51),40(48),41,46,49,52,55,57,58-triaconten Post

Edit: I will send Griffin a new LPWB word
1st clue: something spread by Stephen King and old Fast Food commericals
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 12, 2010, 12:01:48 AM
The Word is IN.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 12, 2010, 09:10:04 AM
I wonder how a certain fast food company became what it is today given that its ads were (or should have been) primary inducers of the LPWB.

Last stupid for the pound* Post

*that too is a cryptic clue
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 14, 2010, 07:24:57 PM
McD's burgers induce diarrhea on me.

Last I doubt that's the word Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 14, 2010, 07:40:04 PM
Coulrophobia

Ayuh, early Ronald was a bit creepy...

Last related to a fear of Ann Coulter?  ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 14, 2010, 11:54:49 PM

Last I don't know how you got that Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 15, 2010, 12:33:04 AM
Easy, if one has read both Fast Food Nation and It (although I reckon that the movie had more to do with it than the latter book - haven't watched that).

Last nimble Post

Word in, if allowed.  It's a short (<5 click) Wiki-fu wander from the last word (Coulro.phobia) and a version of it is associated with an American alternative rock band, of great influence to their specific genre, which operated most notably over two decades ago, but over the span of at least two decades.

You are, however, looking for the dictionary term which should have some level of awareness in society, as opposed to either the band's version or the expanded scientific term (which the wiki article uses as a title).

That should be enough clues to get you to the LPWB*, easy peasy.   :mrgreen:

*clue
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 15, 2010, 03:30:38 AM
I feel like Billy from the Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

Last he also hates spiders Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 15, 2010, 09:48:59 AM
Currently not the slightest idea.

Btw, 'stupid for the pound' was of course an allusion to Pennywise, the evil clown from It

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on June 15, 2010, 12:26:49 PM
Is it George W Bush's banana?

Last hopeful guess post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 15, 2010, 02:25:22 PM
The word is IN.

Last giggling turkey Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 15, 2010, 03:21:11 PM
clairvoyant laughing stockfish?
fraudulent medium?
hilarious auspicies?

Last fog in the woods at night clear Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 15, 2010, 03:46:11 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 15, 2010, 09:48:59 AM
Btw, 'stupid for the pound' was of course an allusion to Pennywise, the evil clown from It

Ah, that's what you were on about - the normal expression is 'pound foolish' I think (ask the UK sibs, I'm only a Commonwealth rat ;)).

Quote from: Swatopluk on June 15, 2010, 03:21:11 PMclairvoyant laughing stockfish?
fraudulent medium?
hilarious auspicies?
Pondering what CLS*, FM* or HA* might relate to... 

The word is something necessary for proper brain function. 

Last *clue Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on June 15, 2010, 04:21:52 PM
Quoteproper brain function.

Nothing to do with Dubya, then.

Last wrong again post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on June 15, 2010, 04:37:03 PM
Last saccade Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 15, 2010, 06:05:46 PM
Penny wise, pound foolish.

Last silly sayings Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 15, 2010, 09:55:40 PM
You may wish to note the edits to my Last Post on the previous page.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 16, 2010, 08:37:42 AM
My corpus callosum acts quite callously these days since its dispute with the prefrontal lobe and cortex.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 16, 2010, 01:17:52 PM
Hmm...  since my clues are too subtle, perhaps I'd suggest that you should stay at the circus with the clowns and be looking for the "acrobat's name" when guessing the LPWBW.

Last perhaps you're losing sleep trying to wiki-fu out of coulrophobia? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 16, 2010, 02:08:58 PM
No, the attempts at equilibristics are more likely to have that effect.
Last and memory artistics make me dizzy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 16, 2010, 08:50:11 PM
*slips in*

*grabs the Last Post*

*slips out*
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 17, 2010, 08:17:44 AM
...that was boobytrapped again.

Last bluefooted Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 17, 2010, 01:18:17 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 16, 2010, 02:08:58 PM
No, the attempts at equilibristics are more likely to have that effect.

Well, just remember that if you wanna be sedated, that's OK too.


Last disappointed that nobody has even found the red herring yet Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 17, 2010, 03:01:03 PM
I am quite a sedentary lifeform

Last inertia Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 18, 2010, 02:40:44 AM
I don't like herrings of any colo(u)r.

Last gone with the red tide Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 18, 2010, 05:38:12 AM
I suppose we'd better try this from another angle - I'll clue you half the expanded word, by hinting at a substance used against Japanese whalers. 


Last trying to dole out a minimum o' clues Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 18, 2010, 08:24:42 AM
Sounds like blubbering  :mrgreen:

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 18, 2010, 03:36:26 PM
Since three-fourths of the words from which the acronym has been taken are clearly clued in the previous post (if you look hard enough), I'll just take a break.

and the Last Post


ok, and a brief warning not to confuse it with H2NC6H4CO2H
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on June 18, 2010, 04:26:46 PM
H2NC6H4CO2H ?

Last is that fish-head stew? post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 19, 2010, 08:54:28 AM
Is that person trying to hook us up on dopamine too? I won't take my PABA!

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 19, 2010, 04:33:05 PM
OK, now give it the Bruce Banner treatment, pinhead....



Last hey, ho... let's go, already! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 19, 2010, 07:18:52 PM
Bruce Banner should've died of radiation poisoning.

Last I doubt any sunblocker would've protected him Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 20, 2010, 09:32:11 AM
Eat hot chloroplastes before my alpha brainwave collapses and I turn into a retinal cretin!

Last Where can I find the prawn version of Hulk? Rule 34 (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleThirtyFour) says that there must be one Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 20, 2010, 06:50:44 PM
Need any further clues?  I'll spell out the "acrobat's name", although these clues give the entire word quite nicely; the second requires less thinking and more looking:

The Bruce Banner treatment (use the derived Roman letter, not the correct Greek one)

A min o' clues 

Substance used against Japanese whalers (2 letters)


Last and we'll go to video clues, if necessary Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on June 20, 2010, 08:19:37 PM
Last this is all right for all you clever people post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on June 21, 2010, 04:22:12 AM
Last Eat high energy photons you dirty Klingon Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 21, 2010, 09:07:45 AM
With what hot substance could one threaten the devil?

Last apart from the Dantean one who is eternally frozen and would appreciate it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on June 21, 2010, 09:49:00 AM
Last ask Edward II post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 21, 2010, 11:33:03 AM
You mean playing the olde hot poker game?

Last how gay the day when the king they slay Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 27, 2010, 12:21:20 AM
I don't know what he means but I'm taking the

Last Post

with me.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 27, 2010, 01:48:16 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 20, 2010, 09:32:11 AM
Eat hot chloroplastes before my alpha brainwave collapses and I turn into a retinal cretin!

Last Where can I find the prawn version of Hulk? Rule 34 (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleThirtyFour) says that there must be one Post
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I am not responsible for any cringing or the urge to vomit that might occur.


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 27, 2010, 04:06:14 AM
Wow, we left Swato for far to long with the

Last Post

I'm surprised he hasn't gotten the LPWB, either. Perhaps something's inhibiting his central nervous system?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 27, 2010, 08:54:09 AM
I should not have outsourced that neurotransmitting to AT&T and the hormone delivery by FedEx.

Last I admittedly have not put much effort into guessing this time. hey why has it always to be me? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 27, 2010, 02:20:54 PM
Because you are the Ace Guesser?

So hot and dry today, no need to wear my raincoat.

Last obscure sounds like clue Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 27, 2010, 04:27:54 PM
It doesn't have to be you, Swato, I just expected with the clues on the table it would be.

Where's Ops?  She's a Ramones fan....


Last forget the REM red herring, nobody cares for fish these days Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 27, 2010, 06:14:59 PM
Too much mercury

Last and oil Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 27, 2010, 06:26:34 PM
Leads to mercurial temperament and oily personality.

Last no deliberate allusion to lead (Pb) there Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 28, 2010, 03:35:39 AM
To those pushing lead?

Last and the rest pushing daisies Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 28, 2010, 05:55:15 AM
Huh?  How'd Ween get into this?


Last poopship destroyer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 28, 2010, 10:11:27 AM
What about Nigel the Destroyer?

Last Pratchett post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 28, 2010, 02:03:07 PM
Or Nigel Planter?

Last Billy & Mandy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 28, 2010, 03:00:24 PM
Better than Bill O'Reilly I presume

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 28, 2010, 08:09:44 PM
C'mon folks...  don't be D-U-M-B, take a guess at the LPWB.

Last Everyone's accusing me! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on June 28, 2010, 09:07:55 PM
Nurse!  Last my brain hurts post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 29, 2010, 09:23:56 AM
Yes sir, Mr.Gumby sir!

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on June 29, 2010, 07:58:50 PM
Last I'm not taking orders from you Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 29, 2010, 08:36:33 PM
Last reluctant waiter? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 30, 2010, 08:54:55 AM
Beware the dirty fork!

We could have a massacre in the canteen about that every day ;)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 30, 2010, 02:24:33 PM
Last murder with a fork she wrote Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 30, 2010, 03:47:23 PM
The waiter with the dirty fork in the restaurant, suicide.

Last the reporter with the sharp and pointed questions in the press room* Post

i.e. nowhere near Wasington
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 30, 2010, 05:29:00 PM
But, listen, let's review the rules. Here's how it works. The President makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those decisions down. Make, announce, type. Just put 'em through a spell check and go home. Get to know your family again. Make love to your wife. Write that novel you got kicking around in your head. You know, the one about the intrepid Washington reporter with the courage to stand up to the administration? You know, fiction!

Last may Stephen Colbert have a long and productive life Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 30, 2010, 11:25:27 PM

Last let's introduce turkey speak Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on July 01, 2010, 05:41:57 AM
Last Let's don't Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 01, 2010, 11:26:59 AM
Nothing against Turkey but I do not like turkey.

Last gallus Gallus Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 01, 2010, 02:43:49 PM
It certainly takes some effort to make turkey taste like... something...

Last Turkish food OTOH... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on July 01, 2010, 03:54:08 PM
Last apple tea post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 01, 2010, 04:18:10 PM
This actor is a ham, the whole thing is a turkey amd the show falls falt like a pancake.

Last Bon Appetit Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 01, 2010, 05:06:59 PM
Better than this?
(http://www.culturegeeks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/octopus.jpg)
http://www.culturegeeks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/octopus.jpg

Last Let me gloo.....!! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 02, 2010, 08:24:09 AM
This one missing a few arms?

Last penta- or hexapus Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on July 02, 2010, 09:00:48 AM
But he's still far from armless.

Last entry for oldest joke competition post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 02, 2010, 10:00:09 AM
The official record holders are here
http://uk.reuters.com/article/idUKL129052420080731

Last East Asian humor seems not to have evolved since then, if movies are a true indicator Post

Apropos of nothing :mrgreen:
[youtube=425,350]d0cHtS6dStA[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0cHtS6dStA
Will still take some time for the CoE to get really hip.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 02, 2010, 11:27:01 PM
So no one got my raincoat clue. Strange as there is a connection to one of Swato's passions.

Last never forget the LPWB Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 03, 2010, 05:54:04 PM
I can forget the LPWB

Last specially after that musical "break" ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 03, 2010, 08:14:25 PM
Maybe next week I will find time to try to analyze the clues.
But as I said, it's me too often anyway.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on July 03, 2010, 09:08:54 PM
Nurse, last the LPWB still makes my brain hurt post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on July 04, 2010, 01:35:42 AM
Last Missy Dog sure doesn't like the fireworks Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 04, 2010, 09:27:55 AM
Had to endure football fans yesterday evening in the S-Bahn. No vuvuzelas but still extremly loud (I mean earsplitting). Also some nasty hints of nationalism. "Who does not cheer is no German!" and even some "Sieg Heil!"

Last That always makes me wish that the team loses early and embarrassingly Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 04, 2010, 05:37:39 PM
Last I take you don't mind them losing to Spain or The Netherlands? ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 04, 2010, 10:33:07 PM

Last just taking the Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 05, 2010, 08:52:24 AM
I would have liked Ghana to win the world-cup

Last after Cameroon dropped out so early Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 05, 2010, 09:11:47 PM
I'm afraid that's not ghana happen.

Last :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 06, 2010, 06:29:20 AM
Only one extra letter and one incorrect letter away from the LPWB there, Zono...


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 06, 2010, 08:47:15 AM
Dream finale Ghana vs. Cameroon ;)

Last as opposed to North Korea vs. USA Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 06, 2010, 05:56:50 PM
Quote from: Aggie on July 06, 2010, 06:29:20 AM
Only one extra letter and one incorrect letter away from the LPWB there, Zono...
Frail? Hopen? Fhan?

Last WTF? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 06, 2010, 06:06:56 PM
LOL, perhaps the last guess is best, as the LPWB is an acronym.

Last but 4 letters instead of 3 Post

I'll have to drag out the condensed clue set, but it's half rotten butter anyways - nobody here pays attention to Sea Shepard, I guess. good, I approve of their motives but dislike their style
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on July 06, 2010, 06:19:43 PM
Last sounds like you've all been on the wacky baccy post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 07, 2010, 02:37:53 AM
Shakey wakey? Eggs and bacon...y?

Last I don't know why I even try anymore :P Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 07, 2010, 08:11:06 AM
Better stick to pirating! :mrgreen:

[youtube=425,350]3AzpByR3MvI[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AzpByR3MvI

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 07, 2010, 03:15:34 PM
Try taking a trip to http://www.abbasite.com/

Last helpful soundslike Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 07, 2010, 03:18:09 PM
lol (http://cristgaming.com/pirate.swf)

Last helooooo Griff! How're you? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 07, 2010, 03:20:43 PM
Hello Sherlock. I'm busy fighting a telecomms company.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 07, 2010, 03:32:32 PM
Is AT&T a fighting style?

Last or is A TNT just a not so subtle hint Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 07, 2010, 04:48:39 PM
My contempt for AT&T has no limits but those who had the 'pleasure' dealing with Comcast or one of Telefonica's companies might think different.

Last the only four letter acronym I could find was HYLA Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 07, 2010, 04:50:42 PM
The telephone itself is evil, I tell you!

Last hail the semaphore Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 07, 2010, 11:12:22 PM
That was a red herring. The previous post was not.

Last wrong Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 08, 2010, 09:04:51 AM
I prefer trout blue

Last actually I prefer peppered mackerel Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 08, 2010, 02:03:58 PM
I prefer the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 08, 2010, 02:16:20 PM
I consider that non-exclusive

Last throw in some smoked salmon and or trout Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 08, 2010, 03:34:46 PM
Saury!

[youtube=425,350]Xu3hWPqz67Q[/youtube]


Last seriously, saury and sockeye are my selections Post


Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 08, 2010, 03:43:45 PM
What about Lew Zealand (http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Lew_Zealand)?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 09, 2010, 05:07:42 PM
So that was Tom Waits?
[youtube=625,350]-8reJvRWXKI[/youtube]
Last (but it was on 12 Monkeys...) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 09, 2010, 05:26:36 PM
"Going out West" was in Fight Club (in the bar scene, as they're headed to the basement).  Gotta love Tom...

Here's a good, irreverant one:
[youtube=425,350]1wfamPW3Eaw[/youtube]


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 10, 2010, 10:00:21 AM
We have not seen our animals of the year for some time
(http://www.inkas.com/tours/jpg_files/jpg_photos/amazon/hyacinth_cliffs/D1X1772ManedWolf.jpg)(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51BT20NVYEL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA300_SH20_OU03_.jpg)(http://kiteline-cumbuco.com/uploads/portugiesische-galeere-portuguese-man-of-war-caravela-portuguesa.jpg)

http://www.inkas.com/tours/jpg_files/jpg_photos/amazon/hyacinth_cliffs/D1X1772ManedWolf.jpg
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51BT20NVYEL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA300_SH20_OU03_.jpg
http://kiteline-cumbuco.com/uploads/portugiesische-galeere-portuguese-man-of-war-caravela-portuguesa.jpg

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 11, 2010, 01:01:19 AM
Lovely, I'll look at them while I take the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 11, 2010, 01:23:21 AM
I'll take the

Last Post

while you look.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 11, 2010, 01:43:04 AM
OK, Last Clue for the LPWB:

[youtube=425,350]6BBfybCPkjA[/youtube]


Last misspelled but pronounced the same Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 11, 2010, 08:23:13 AM
Last
Post
Last Post
Last Last Post
Post Last Last Post
Lastest of Lastest Posts
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 11, 2010, 04:34:17 PM
Then how is this the

Lasterest Post?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 11, 2010, 06:03:51 PM
You mean the post erected over your last rest?

Last here I lie for speaking truth Post

Btw of nothing. This fresh from cakewrecks.blogspot.com

Ink Happens!

The tshirt
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/TDejpwNxLxI/AAAAAAAAKJ0/2J8ylfsTqMA/s400/Ink+Happens.jpg)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/TDejpwNxLxI/AAAAAAAAKJ0/2J8ylfsTqMA/s400/Ink+Happens.jpg

and the cake modelled after it
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/TDejqQHl1sI/AAAAAAAAKJ8/LokryN0UfdI/s400/Melissa+Thomas.JPG)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/TDejqQHl1sI/AAAAAAAAKJ8/LokryN0UfdI/s400/Melissa+Thomas.JPG
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on July 12, 2010, 09:07:02 AM
OMFSM they've all finally flipped!
Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 12, 2010, 09:17:43 AM
I was unaware that squids had flippers ;)

Last floppy squids Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 12, 2010, 08:18:08 PM
Quote from: Aggie on July 11, 2010, 01:43:04 AM
OK, Last Clue for the LPWB:
PABA?

Last that was dumb ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 13, 2010, 08:05:50 AM
You're very close...  now recall what I told you about a certain African country.


Last and think neurotransmitters instead of vitamins Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 13, 2010, 08:16:43 AM
And Aggie excluded PABA explicitly some time ago.

Last I assume that a 9 letter downward shift is called for Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 13, 2010, 05:59:24 PM
GABA?

G A B A

Last what the heck is that? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 13, 2010, 06:04:09 PM
As spelled out in the clues, previously:

Gamma (Bruce Banner treatment - exposure to gamma rays)
Amino (A min o' clues)
Butyric Acid (A substance used against Japanese whalers by Sea Shepard - AKA 'rotten butter').


Last Gabba Gabba Hey!  Gabba Gabba Hey! Post

and yes, it's an inhibitor - crossword fan, Swato?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 13, 2010, 08:39:39 PM
Ok, I just sent Griffin the new word, which in a normal context would be hard but with you guys should be easy, too easy in fact so I'll start vague.

Last ironically eccentric Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 13, 2010, 10:49:25 PM
The new word is IN.

My sounds like clues to help Aggie were raincoat = gaberdine - gaber - gaba and Abba sounds like gaba

Last but no one noticed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 14, 2010, 08:25:09 AM
a bag backwards :mrgreen:
---

eccentric in the psychological or mechanical sense? In the latter case is ironic a clue on metal?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 14, 2010, 02:28:31 PM
Generally speaking, nowadays is eccentric, although if we are precise it had always been eccentric.

Last you'll get the irony later Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 14, 2010, 02:34:20 PM
Using pseudo-foreign accents while ironing your chemisettes?

Load Mail
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 14, 2010, 03:58:13 PM
Chemisettes are too new.

Last lightly dressed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 14, 2010, 04:00:15 PM
The chemisettes weere not actually a guess, just a foreign sounding piece of clothing to combine with the ironing.

Last Ish bin ayn tunic good Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 14, 2010, 09:25:48 PM
I didn't imagine that was your guess.

Last but my post had some vague clues Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 15, 2010, 08:19:57 AM
As long as it is not nouvelle vague

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 15, 2010, 02:23:22 PM
Not precisely a nouveau idea.

Last clue Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 15, 2010, 02:27:43 PM
Something to do with Jugenstil or arts&crafts?

Last Lebensreformbewegung Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 15, 2010, 08:43:09 PM
Arts & Culture perhaps but Art Nouveau is just too new.

Last go back Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 16, 2010, 08:36:19 AM
Palestrina's 'New Style' or other Renaissance stuff?

Last really pre-raphaelite Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 16, 2010, 03:34:46 PM
Still too new.

Last clash Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 16, 2010, 03:38:14 PM
Oh, neolithic art

Last rather flinty topic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 16, 2010, 03:39:35 PM
Nope

Last way past the iron age Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 16, 2010, 03:42:50 PM
So, at least it is at last bracketed.

medieval?

Last strictly spoken we are still in the iron age unless we now are in the plastic age Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 16, 2010, 03:44:04 PM
Depends on how you define medieval.

Last no on most definitions ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 16, 2010, 03:51:11 PM
Middle Ages: usually defined as time between the fall of Rome and the rediscovery of America by Columbus
alternatively from the founding of Monte Cassino and the closing of Platon's academy to the battle of Morgarten

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 16, 2010, 03:56:41 PM
So, no, not medieval then.

Last :P Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 16, 2010, 04:00:28 PM
Well, you said pre-Renaissance and post iron age. That does only leaves the Roman period (if we are talking Europe).
Classical Greece was still bronze age and post-Roman is Middle Ages.

Last or are you going sideways Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 16, 2010, 04:08:16 PM
You are about right.

Last do you see the light? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 17, 2010, 09:01:00 AM
Yes, I have set the temple of Vesta on fire to serve a s a beacon :mrgreen:

Last will the light be seen in Constantinople (or Alexandria for that matter)? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 17, 2010, 03:48:31 PM
Getting closer.

Last (how can I clue without giving it away now?) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 18, 2010, 08:34:09 AM
Cruising through the Eastern Mediterranean bound for Caesarea Philippi looking for the Pharos to the right and the Rhodes Colossus to the left?

Last Levantinian Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 18, 2010, 03:18:12 PM
The world was different then.

Last what were they thinking? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 18, 2010, 06:10:32 PM
To enroll in the jeune ecole?
Last most defected to neoplatonism Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 18, 2010, 09:32:09 PM
Plotinus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plotinus)* was late to the game.

Last more material Post


*Aggie should take a look at him, it might intersect with his late thoughts.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 19, 2010, 01:04:44 AM
Last looking Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 19, 2010, 08:20:28 AM
stoicism/stoa or neoplatonism, I don't know what is worse.

Last arguably both still do not reach the gnostics' level of unpleasantness Post

Apropos of nothing: Chicken (http://isotropic.org/papers/chicken.pdf)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 19, 2010, 02:46:30 PM
That is a very enlightening chicken..

Last I mean, paper Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 19, 2010, 02:53:02 PM
Usually chicken are more associated with wire

Last can a robot chicken use the wireless? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 19, 2010, 03:44:31 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 19, 2010, 08:20:28 AM
stoicism/stoa or neoplatonism, I don't know what is worse.

Last arguably both still do not reach the gnostics' level of unpleasantness Post

In theory or in application? 

Last details please? Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 19, 2010, 03:58:35 PM
The short and dirty version: all these philosophies are essentially anti-body and elitist (sex is bad, let there be strict hierarchies, higher rank = higher moral value).

Have to leave now, more detailed rant to-morrow if desired.

Last [youtube=425,350]ju3h7yk4Hcg[/youtube] Post
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju3h7yk4Hcg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on July 19, 2010, 03:59:15 PM
I learned a lot from the chicken paper but I still don't get this wizzo-wobbulist stuff.
Last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 19, 2010, 04:36:23 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 19, 2010, 03:58:35 PM
The short and dirty version: all these philosophies are essentially anti-body and elitist (sex is bad, let there be strict hierarchies, higher rank = higher moral value).

Have to leave now, more detailed rant to-morrow if desired.

Please rant away, when time allows. :)

I confess mainly ignorance with respect to stoicism and gnosticism (have looked a bit at Plotinus' version of neoplatonism thanks to Zono), but with respect to mystic traditions, anti-sex and anti-body themes are common.  However, these are usually presented in the context of mystical practice, for mystics, and IMHO should never be scaled up to society in general (in most mystic traditions, society-in-general is likewise something to be abandoned).  I read it as distractions which must be removed in order to make individual progress, and not as "sex is bad / the body is dirty, m'kay?" Puritanical body-horror that must be imposed on the rest of the world.

I agree that hierarchies in philosophical and religious thought are all too common, elitist and odious.

Last chicken, chicken chicken chicken Post

[youtube=425,350]Ild0oMbtewQ[/youtube]
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on July 19, 2010, 04:50:56 PM
OOOooo, lookit that!

*points out window*

sneaks off with the Last Post...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 19, 2010, 07:13:28 PM
Both eastern and western traditions make a lot of ruckus about sex, mainly because natural pulsions can easily transform in attachment and that is supposed to prevent transcendence or enlightenment. The problem is usually with patriarch societies which equate the attachment to sex to the evil of women: ie, I can't control myself therefore women are witches, etc, etc.

Platonism, gnosticism, and neo-platonism conceptually use things like the allegory of the cave (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allegory_of_the_Cave) to enunciate an intuitive ethos that only the initiated can comprehend therefore making it elitist, but those problems don't make some of the concepts inherently invalid or without merit.

The fact that those philosophies have been used to discriminate against women and the poor doesn't make them inherently evil (at least from my POV); in an analog way you could say that the sermon of the mount lays down some revolutionary concepts for the time but it's mainly used to motivate the equivalent of western dalits in a quest for religious and political domination. That doesn't make it inherently evil even if death and destruction followed it for more than fifteen hundred years.

Last oops, wordy, sorry Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on July 19, 2010, 07:16:17 PM
Yes, but you have to concentrate if you want to keep it.

Last gottim! post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 19, 2010, 07:19:34 PM
Wot Zono said ^^  ;)


does giving up sex help you keep the Last Post ?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 19, 2010, 07:21:44 PM
I'll keep having both.

Last for as long as I can ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 19, 2010, 07:48:08 PM
I'm currently cultivating non-attachment to both, so you can take the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 19, 2010, 08:16:35 PM
I don't know if pity you or congratulate you ;), but I will definitively take the

Last :P Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 19, 2010, 10:18:39 PM
You can congratulate me if you like, there's no point taking pity on a voluntary action. ;)


Last perhaps spare a little pity for my SO, patient soul that she is Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 20, 2010, 08:27:09 AM
I'd be willing to part with the Last Post in exchange for some tolerable sex.
---

One of the few positive things I can say about Platon is that he (in high contrast to Athenian society) proposed what is essentially equal rights for women in his 'ideal' state. In his POLITEIA (his main work on state philosophy) he says that women are only inferior with regard to bodily strength and thus, at least in the upper 'guardian' class, there was no reason to treat them different from men.
Otherwise the 'ideal state' is, as a professor of mine used to say, a well-managed Zuchthaus. Platon went so far as banning most (musical) keys because he considered them to be character-deforming. All instruments able to play those keys would aso be banned.
Most Greek philosophers hated democracy but Platon probably took it furthest.
Ironically when he tried to persuade the tyrant of Syracuse to erect the ideal state starting with selling critical intellectuals into slavery, it was him that got sold. And to his ultimate embarassment he was bought and set free by the Athenians he so despised ;)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 20, 2010, 02:14:17 PM
According to that, plus the legend of Socrates' demise you would think he failed miserably with his best pupil...

Last democracy? I don't want no stinkin' democracy! ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 20, 2010, 02:27:37 PM
We actually know very little about the 'real' Socrates. Platon uses him simply as a proxy (the APOLOGIA is probably closest to the 'real' person). Xenophon's writings give quite a different picture (he is not necessarily more reliable though). Aristoteles iirc says exactly nothing. And we have iirc nothing from Arsitoteles directly, just the elaborate notes by students that attended his lectures.

Last did he have a teaching licence an did the students violate copyright? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 20, 2010, 03:23:41 PM
It's a conspiracy!

Last BTW, are you in LPWB denial*? Post

*clue
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 20, 2010, 03:46:07 PM
A river in Egypt, I know

It was time to ask for a clue rehash anyway.

Last anything to do with the love life of Cleopatra? :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 20, 2010, 04:00:15 PM
She was at the end.

Last those bloody Romans have to ruin everything ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on July 20, 2010, 04:02:20 PM
Phlogiston

Last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 20, 2010, 04:02:33 PM
The Ptolemaian dynasty were a nasty (and degenerate) bunch too

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 20, 2010, 04:20:13 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 20, 2010, 08:27:09 AM
I'd be willing to part with the Last Post in exchange for some tolerable sex.


IMHO the sex part is usually relatively easy; satisfying all the not-sex requisites to meet one's definition of tolerable is generally the tough bit.


Last excess moral fibre leads to constipation Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 20, 2010, 08:08:49 PM
Swato (as usual) is dangerously close to it.

Last can't say more Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 20, 2010, 08:39:47 PM
I admit avoidance - I don't want it back. ;)


Last didn't Q, beagle and a few others used to play long ago? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 20, 2010, 10:25:50 PM
Beagle and Q are sparse nowadays.

Last Oh brother, where art thou? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 21, 2010, 08:20:41 AM
Should I take a trip to the museion for some more hints or would the Rameseum be more promising?

Last not to forget he serapeion Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 21, 2010, 02:19:56 PM
Hup, hup...  the word association game is catching the Last Post again...


So I'll take the Last Post for safekeeping.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 21, 2010, 02:34:58 PM
I always practice Safer Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 21, 2010, 03:42:59 PM
I find more use for Safer's Soap.


no bugs on the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 21, 2010, 05:22:23 PM
I'd play, but I always know the word.  (and I'd never guess it)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 21, 2010, 05:34:49 PM
I fear I've lost the habit of giving transparent clues.


Last or forgot that I never had it to begin with Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 21, 2010, 06:26:08 PM
Swato had it but he now is withering away.

Last how is this possible ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on July 21, 2010, 07:38:12 PM
Last his mighty intellect is devoted to other matters post  :sportsred: :sportswoman: :sportsbrunette:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 21, 2010, 08:02:21 PM
A more explicit clue: the wikipedia entry for the term makes reference to three (3) things, a theory, a person, and a period.

Last that should be clear enough Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 21, 2010, 08:20:51 PM
Quote from: Sibling DavidH on July 21, 2010, 07:38:12 PM
Last his mighty intellect is devoted to other matters post  :sportsred: :sportswoman: :sportsbrunette:

Last perhaps I should get on the case, then ;) post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on July 21, 2010, 11:24:09 PM
Last Ptolemaic? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 21, 2010, 11:56:49 PM
 :woot:

Bravo Patchy!


But I'll take the Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 22, 2010, 04:11:12 AM
There you go, Pachy! The word was P T O L E M A I C


Last your turn Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 22, 2010, 08:23:56 AM
Never good with endings.
I almost expected that is was serapeum and I failed because I used the Greek form serapeion.

Last it was -aic instead of -aian Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 22, 2010, 03:12:31 PM
Is that the word in German?

Last the Spanish word would be similar although with different vowels Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 22, 2010, 03:29:25 PM
In German it would be ptolemäisch as the adjective and Ptolemäer as the noun. Greek forms are occasionally used but mostly in professional context.
Generally Germans tend to use latinized forms of originally Greek words if available.

Last hey, the word Greek itself is purely Latin Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on July 22, 2010, 03:34:40 PM
Last Έλληνoς post.

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 22, 2010, 03:50:25 PM
Dorian or Ionian?

Last in the attic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 22, 2010, 08:48:01 PM
Last what's up there? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 23, 2010, 12:06:56 AM
Last toys Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 23, 2010, 08:22:39 AM
Hasn't anyone anything silly to say to pass the time?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on July 23, 2010, 09:28:56 AM
Yes.  I have loads of silly things in my head.

Last but no ideas for a LPWB post

EDIT: had forgotten the word post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 23, 2010, 09:46:40 AM
Well I have one but it is Pachyderm's turn.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 23, 2010, 07:50:08 PM
Feeling terribly un-silly lately.

Last too serious about the threat of the WAG Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 24, 2010, 12:15:07 AM
Stop feeling like that, don't be silly.

Last or better: be silly Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on July 24, 2010, 09:16:19 AM
It's being silly that keeps a person sane.

Last sensible post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 24, 2010, 09:23:27 AM
I giggle therefore I am

Last reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 24, 2010, 04:33:55 PM
That gives new meaning to Delirium Tremens

Last pass the bottle ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 24, 2010, 07:22:53 PM
Last (http://www.delirium.be/photo/histoire/bout%20delirium.gif) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 24, 2010, 07:45:16 PM
You see, that was a clue for your word.

Last GABA replacement and withdrawal Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 25, 2010, 08:59:50 AM
Physically, ballet dancing elephants (pink or not) should only work in very low gravity.

Last inertia would still be a problem Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on July 25, 2010, 10:22:44 AM
The elephant is a graceful bird,
It flits from twig to twig;
It builds its nest in a rhubarb tree
And whistles like a pig.

Last old Bedfordshire rhyme post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 25, 2010, 10:30:31 AM
Why do elephants have red eyes?
To increase their ability to hide in cherry trees
Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
You see! That's how effective the red eyes are

Last very old joke Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 26, 2010, 05:08:55 PM
I don't have any jokes in my mind now but I refuse to let Swato keep the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on July 26, 2010, 05:30:07 PM
But not for long.  We Herefordians get the last of everything.

Last mine, all mine post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 26, 2010, 06:34:05 PM
Yours?

Last are you sure? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 27, 2010, 12:21:39 AM
Last my post eternal Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 27, 2010, 08:10:36 AM
Stingy* says: It's MINE! The Last Post is MINE!

*(http://www.lazytowncenter.com/stingy02.jpg)
http://www.lazytowncenter.com/stingy02.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on July 27, 2010, 11:57:32 AM
Mr Pontipine says

(http://i647.photobucket.com/albums/uu198/RamblingSyd/P-Wave3-250.gif)

It's Mine!   Heh, heh, they said I was MAD - but I'll show them!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 27, 2010, 12:00:56 PM
He swallowed the 'a' in his warning.

Last BOOOOOOM! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 27, 2010, 04:04:46 PM
I thought you were all for sharing

Last greedy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 28, 2010, 08:41:46 AM
Well, of course you'll get your share of the debts.

Last deep in the red Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 28, 2010, 03:37:40 PM
Mine is so deep is infrared.

Last negative inheritance Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 28, 2010, 03:40:20 PM
A nice way to lower your taxes, I'd think.

Last libertarian Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on July 29, 2010, 09:21:22 AM
Tax the poor and give to the rich!

Last pooɥ uıqoɹ post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 29, 2010, 09:35:35 AM
That's Ostwald ripening (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ostwald_ripening) and therefore fully natural.

Last as is the lethal effect of 18 ton weights dropping on one's head Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on July 29, 2010, 09:39:34 AM
That's Lee Harvey Ostwald, naturally.
Last I've never been hit with a weight above 13.6 tons post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 29, 2010, 09:44:11 AM
metric, long or short tons?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on July 29, 2010, 12:31:54 PM
Old Albanian khrzntynzs , converted at the usual discount rate of 4.73 incl. tax.

Ultimy Posnik
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 29, 2010, 12:42:46 PM
18*20 市担

上一个  邮件
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 29, 2010, 06:03:47 PM
Last no more cryptic Posts for me
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on July 29, 2010, 06:20:06 PM
If you Google the first two characters there (市担), you get a load of hits.  If you pick the first one and ask it to translate, you get - among other things -

Shijingxiaoren Remove City Services Merchant Shipping in the noisy city City Hop City Lu City views City Bone City stick out city of Maritime Affairs City are fighting city market system city buy up city property market vulnerable city, said The overall city layout Gongshi closed fish market cheap city of Chengdu in Anyang City, the viewer, such as flower order Liushi Division City Wells City fight City language resettlement city of Tianjin teeth City public market business trade city book fair

Last OMFSM, this Chinese is an amazingly condensed language post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on July 29, 2010, 06:57:37 PM
Sorry for the hiatus. LPWB word has been sent to Griff. (Been off working in the wilds of Fermanagh, with no running water, let alone access to a computer...)

Clue is:

Dinner and a movie with a King of Pontus.

Last Sleep. Yes, I vaguely remember that...Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 29, 2010, 07:30:19 PM
Date rape?

Last  :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 30, 2010, 12:52:28 AM
The WORD is IN.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 30, 2010, 08:52:24 AM
Mithridatism?

Well, Mithridates is the best known king of Pontus. He was the one that ate arsenic in order to immunize himself against poisoning.
In the end that backfired when he tried to commit suicide by poison.

Last Arsenic and Old Lace Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 30, 2010, 12:58:32 PM
You see Pachy? You have to be more vague with Swato around.

Last ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 30, 2010, 01:19:22 PM
Especially after mentioning my reading choices recently ;D

Last will send Griffin the prepared new word Post

Clue: Fisherman's friend but a pain in the arse
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on July 30, 2010, 05:02:17 PM
It's the EU!  Obvious.

Last unless you're talking about UK fishermen post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 30, 2010, 10:57:25 PM
The new word is IN.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on July 31, 2010, 12:26:03 AM
Last suppository? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 31, 2010, 08:19:13 AM
Quote from: Sibling DavidH on July 30, 2010, 05:02:17 PM
It's the EU!  Obvious.

Last unless you're talking about UK fishermen post

You are thinking too big

Last better don't open this can of bait or beagle will torify this thread Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on July 31, 2010, 10:59:49 AM
Harpoon?

Well, it would be a pain if somebody shoved it ....you know.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on July 31, 2010, 11:56:51 PM
Last Kate the Skate? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 01, 2010, 08:20:18 AM
Quote from: Sibling DavidH on July 31, 2010, 10:59:49 AM
Harpoon?
Well, it would be a pain if somebody shoved it ....you know.

Not that kind of 'fishing'.
Also still to big.
And you overlooked some blatant clues in my Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 01, 2010, 02:56:20 PM
Smaller than a harpoon, a pain in the ass and with the distinct possibility of being toryfied?

Last that would be legislation Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on August 01, 2010, 04:40:47 PM
Quote from: Swatoyou overlooked some blatant clues in my Last Post.

Well, I did start thinking about worms at that point.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 01, 2010, 06:14:23 PM
Quote from: Sibling DavidH on August 01, 2010, 04:40:47 PM
Well, I did start thinking about worms at that point.

Well, your thoughts point in the right direction

Last missing the sinker Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on August 01, 2010, 08:05:24 PM
Sounds like a terrible diet.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on August 01, 2010, 09:25:25 PM
Has Pieces got it?  Is it the Diet of Worms?

Quote from: Martin Loony
Hier stehe ich. Ich kann nicht Anders tun. Gott hilfe mir. Amen.

That's because ole Martin suffered from the bum-grapes and couldn't sit down.  There's your 'pain in the arse'.

They said I was mad!  MAAAD!  But I'll show them.

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 02, 2010, 08:18:08 AM
Nope, you've lost the thread.

Last piece of hay in a needle stack Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on August 02, 2010, 08:37:33 AM
Hmmm.... Back to threads and worms.  I have been considering 'threadworms' for some time, but they're not really fish bait .... are they?

Last They said I was mad!  MAAAD!  But I'll show them. post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 02, 2010, 08:45:35 AM
getting closer

Last extremly close actually Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on August 02, 2010, 09:09:02 AM
In that case, let's have a crack at tapeworms.

Last internal measuring post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 02, 2010, 09:32:12 AM
too thick
and take the fishing connection more literal (or was it littoral*? ;))

Last *not a clue Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on August 02, 2010, 12:37:18 PM

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:DRTRFJGhfocyJM:http://www.metapathogen.com/IMG/hookworm.png&t=1)

Last orrible little blighters post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 02, 2010, 01:02:28 PM
Last and here I was thinking on bait Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 02, 2010, 01:16:39 PM
Sibling DavidH got the correct answer.

Hook_worms (as parasites) are a literal (and even lethal) pain in the arse (as pars pro toto of the lower intestines).
Hook_worm can also be read as worm on a hook, i.e. bait used by fisherbeings.
They (the worms) are a subgroup of nematodes (literally sewing thread worms) => needle clues

Last your turn Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on August 02, 2010, 01:22:50 PM
Quote from: ZonoLast and here I was thinking on bait

Yes, that's what kept me off-track, too.  Also, I was taking pain in the arse too literally.

OK, what do I do?  Think one up, send it to Griffin and give the clue(s), I spose.  I'll have a think.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 02, 2010, 01:35:47 PM
The gentleman methinks thinks too much. He has forgotten to claim Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on August 02, 2010, 02:10:56 PM
Last Allow me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 02, 2010, 02:12:13 PM
Last Allowance* granted Post

*non-monetary
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 02, 2010, 02:45:29 PM
Allowances and grants

Last all about the money Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 02, 2010, 02:49:33 PM
Und natürlich wird mal wieder gegrantelt.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on August 02, 2010, 03:08:42 PM
They certainly will when they bust their brains on the new all-singing, all-dancing LPWB.

Clue:  sounds like check the window exit

I'll PM Griffin this very week.

EDIT: Last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 02, 2010, 03:16:50 PM
No, not the Konga Line!

Last every sperm is sacred Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 02, 2010, 03:52:46 PM
The sanctity of life should prevent cutting one's nails and hair too.

Last every follicle is sacred Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 02, 2010, 03:59:50 PM
Nulla fellatio!

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 02, 2010, 04:05:52 PM
But the opposite equivalent should be allowed.

Last don't you think? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 02, 2010, 07:20:27 PM
Do they teach cunning linguistics?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 02, 2010, 07:26:28 PM
And who would be teaching that?

Last practice makes perfect Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 02, 2010, 07:45:56 PM
Then why are there so many theoretical treatises on it?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on August 02, 2010, 08:41:00 PM
You frivolous beggars aren't trying.   :'(  :snark: :weep:

Last I shall go away and sulk   post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 02, 2010, 08:55:43 PM
Well, the Monty Python allusion was a try.
Is sulk another clue pointing towards horses?
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on August 02, 2010, 09:04:56 PM
QuoteWell, the Monty Python allusion was a try.

Yes, I realised that.

No, the sulk was not a clue, it was me being silly as usual.  No actual horses in this one, but some by-products figure in a minor way.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 02, 2010, 09:07:06 PM
apples or stringed isntruments?

Last are we into throat-singing territory? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on August 02, 2010, 09:13:33 PM
Quoteapples or stringed instruments?

poo, but it's peripheral.  No singing at all, from the throat or indeed from any other orifice.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 03, 2010, 08:14:24 AM
Sir Philip Mustang
Manure House
Hippolyte Street
Riding, UK

Last Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on August 03, 2010, 08:37:48 AM
Don't get too keen on the horse connection.  It's very minor.  I wouldn't have mentioned horses, but you did and I couldn't swear there was no horse element whatever.

Last remember your history post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 03, 2010, 08:41:02 AM
horseshoe crap!

There is no dancing in my history. I alwys had a close escape clause

Last and let's better not talk about the singing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on August 03, 2010, 08:44:45 AM
Ah, I see.  Apologies, the 'all-singing all-dancing' bit was in no way meant as a clue, either.  I fear I misled you there.  I see I shall have to watch every word carefully.

Last a reformation post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 03, 2010, 08:59:23 AM
Any connection to the famous defenestrations of Prague?

Last there is no full consent that the guys landed on a muckheap Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on August 03, 2010, 09:26:18 AM
Swato has won!  The answer was the defenestration(s) of Prague - I told Griffin I would accept either or both.

Brilliant effort!  How the bejasus did you make that jump?  Check was pointing to Prague, of course, but even so...

Quotethere is no full consent that the guys landed on a muckheap

No, but once you'd mentioned horses ....

Last Thank the FSM, somebody else can do it now. post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 03, 2010, 09:45:20 AM
It was the combination of window exit and reformation (plus history). The manure was just the confirmation. Did not notice the 'check'.

Last will think about new word Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 03, 2010, 06:35:18 PM
I told you, clues have to be very carefully thought around Swato.

Last is he human? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on August 03, 2010, 08:29:16 PM
Last no post

If I ever do this again, Swato gets no clues at all.  But he'll probably still guess it.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 04, 2010, 08:18:02 AM
Or words could be chosen that I do not know.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 04, 2010, 01:59:37 PM
He's as human as any of us, says I....

Last give him inhumane clues and he goes belly-up, but that takes out the rest of the field, usually Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 04, 2010, 02:14:08 PM
Be careful or I'll choose something like Veeblefetzer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veeblefetzer) next :mrgreen:.

Btw, the animals of the year have been neglected far too long.
(http://mitglied.multimania.de/jrimages/hpbimg/QualleBlauTAS.jpg)(http://www.zoo-leipzig.de/img/original/galerie_vom_13.07.2005_18.09.42/TM01WOL200.jpg)(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2468/3601178082_9c60b9d89a.jpg)

http://mitglied.multimania.de/jrimages/hpbimg/QualleBlauTAS.jpg
http://www.zoo-leipzig.de/img/original/galerie_vom_13.07.2005_18.09.42/TM01WOL200.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2468/3601178082_9c60b9d89a.jpg

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 04, 2010, 05:20:18 PM
Hmm, no word yet...

Last what is he planning now? ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 05, 2010, 08:06:17 AM
It's easy to find something complicated. A simple word that has not yet been used in the forum is far more difficult.

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Edit: I found one not too complicated

1st clue: probably lots of it necessary before illuminating the Book of Kells

Edit2: apropos of nothing
http://www.denverpost.com/election2010/ci_15673894
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on August 05, 2010, 10:27:40 AM
Last isolation? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 05, 2010, 10:34:40 AM
Nope.

Last there is also an Ed Wood connection Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 05, 2010, 05:37:34 PM
No names.

Last Lugosi Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 06, 2010, 08:27:16 AM
It's no name but manual work.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 06, 2010, 12:45:45 PM
Last menial Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 06, 2010, 12:52:27 PM
usually better paid than that.

Last noun Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on August 06, 2010, 03:08:36 PM
Writing, inscribing, lettering, clerking .....

Last perhaps? post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 06, 2010, 03:13:18 PM
those are participles

Last job of the stand-in Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on August 06, 2010, 03:27:35 PM
Quote from: Swato
those are participles

And therefore verbal nouns, ye blaggard!  (But I was fishing for the general sense.)

QuoteLast job of the stand-in Post

Hmmm.....

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 06, 2010, 03:42:42 PM
Fishing in the wrong waters

Last not about water, more about 34r Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on August 06, 2010, 04:58:37 PM
Kells 34r is the famous chi-rho folio  XPI h generatio (Christi autem generatio).  I presume your clue does not refer to the textual content.  Draughtsmanship?

Last how did they make h stand for autem, anyway?   post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 06, 2010, 05:49:44 PM
All of this is way over my head.

Last but this Post is mine
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on August 06, 2010, 07:33:42 PM
(http://bp3.blogger.com/_nJKIDZJrO5E/SG0bfEgc19I/AAAAAAAAA54/ljpEMmn3Mmc/S1600-R/thesecretofKellsblog.jpg)

Last  ? ? ? ? ? ? post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 07, 2010, 12:21:48 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 05, 2010, 08:06:17 AM
It's easy to find something complicated. A simple word that has not yet been used in the forum is far more difficult.

Not everyone reads every post  :o

The word is IN.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 07, 2010, 08:26:41 AM
DavidH, you again forget my love for lame puns

Btw, a very nice movie (I mean Secret of Kells). I got the DVD directly from Ireland just a few weeks ago. One should expect that an Oscar nominated movie would get a wider distribution but I had not even heard of that had I not stumbled by chance over a review at Salon.com.

Last don't forget the stand-in with The Cape Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 07, 2010, 03:37:17 PM
What, more vampires?

Last I thought the cape was passe for them Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 07, 2010, 07:27:39 PM

Last I thought Zoolander had vampires or zombies but it doesn't Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 07, 2010, 11:44:44 PM
I thought it had animals.

Last I'm not finding out Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 08, 2010, 01:07:35 AM

Last no animals but nonetheless hysterically amusing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 08, 2010, 08:21:32 AM
The cape refers to the Ed Wood clue

(http://www.abc.net.au/news/features/img/Artsblog/plan9.jpg)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 08, 2010, 04:40:22 PM

Last knock on wood Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 08, 2010, 06:16:40 PM
Is there a plan, or nine? And where is it come from?

Last outer space Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 09, 2010, 06:00:22 AM
No plan but to confuse you all with clever (hah!) puns.

Clue rehash:

Lots of it necessary for those that illuminated the Book of Kells
Specifically folio 34r
The above clues contain a lame pun (it's not about Rule 34!)
Manual work
Connection to the stand-in with the cape in a certain Ed Wood movie
Sibling DavidH already got half of it

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on August 09, 2010, 10:44:45 AM
!!! LAST POST WORD BINGO WINNER !!

XPXPXPXPXPXPXPXPXPXPX

Last very, very bad pun indeed post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 09, 2010, 11:06:39 AM
The word was chi*ro*prac*tic

Folio 34r of the Book of Kells is the Chi-Rho page.
To create that clearly needed a lot of practice.
In Ed Wood's Plan 9 From Outer Space the dead Bela Lugosi was doubled by Wood's chiropractor who did not look at all like Lugosi and therefore had to always hide his face behind the cape.
chi*ro*prac*tic translates literally as using one's hands = manual work

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 09, 2010, 03:11:26 PM
Wow, how to make a regular word as arcane as possible.

Last if the word isn't arcane then clues are! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 09, 2010, 03:24:30 PM
Should it be next time: Find a word that begins with ho ends with day and has a li in between?

Last  ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on August 09, 2010, 03:38:39 PM
Quote from: WikidHo Li Da, 1897 - 1954, close associate and confidant of Mao Zhe Dong.  Having lost a leg fighting the Japanese in 1943, he (Ho) still managed to accompany Mao on the Long Hop. It was he (Ho) who, in a fit of drunken mischief, persuaded Mao to change his name from Tse Tung and thus inadvertently triggered the Cultural Revolution .......blah blah blah .......

Ras Pos
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 09, 2010, 03:49:02 PM
Why not prostitute on battery element sharing family name with famous actress/singer/animal right activist that had the given name of Doris?

Letzter Brief
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on August 09, 2010, 04:00:10 PM
Ho + Lithium + (Doris) Day?  Because it's not historically factual, that's why not.

Last Post (anode).
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 09, 2010, 04:07:19 PM
What is the connection between anode and anodyne?

Last and why is there no cathodyne? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on August 09, 2010, 04:12:11 PM
None that I can see.  'Anode' was 'battery element'.

Last burn the Cathars  post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 09, 2010, 04:27:59 PM
I thought battery was a criminal offense?

Last especially when aggravated* Post

*isn't that also an obsolete word for pregnant?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 09, 2010, 07:40:28 PM

Last spurious Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 10, 2010, 08:21:36 AM
That would be the behaviour of a mistreated horse.

Last thread merge Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 12, 2010, 12:11:50 AM

Last no one else seems to want this Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 12, 2010, 08:10:32 AM
Yes, it looks unkept

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on August 12, 2010, 10:41:47 AM
Sorrry, got distracted.

I'll take that

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 12, 2010, 10:57:13 AM
We all should stand at our posts (or sit).

esp. the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 13, 2010, 11:56:12 AM
Obviously faith is not shield enough for this one
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/barton-beck-bodyguards-and-bulletproof-vests

From a purely pragmatic point of view I'd consider it very unwise to actually kill him (or Rush).
Subtle attacks on their vocal chords would be far more effective and would not create martyrs

Last hoarse croakl Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 13, 2010, 05:28:24 PM
Double posting will not gain you friends.

Last correctly taken Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 14, 2010, 08:38:44 AM
Well, there were more than 24 hours between the posts.

Last and it did not justify a thread of its own Post

Modify button? What modify button?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on August 14, 2010, 12:39:33 PM
Last I promise I'll come up with a LPWB question soon post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 15, 2010, 08:34:00 AM
Tue solchermaßen, wertes Geschwister!

Last nothing to say at the moment Post

Edit: apropos of nothing
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/TGXWoVOiJxI/AAAAAAAALV0/685SkfnTfoU/s400/abby+g.lw.darth+vader+baby+shower.jpg)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/TGXWoVOiJxI/AAAAAAAALV0/685SkfnTfoU/s400/abby+g.lw.darth+vader+baby+shower.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 18, 2010, 01:50:20 PM
Three days with the Last Post?!?!?

What have we come to?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 18, 2010, 02:07:21 PM
I keep watch over the forum from 9 to 5 (interrupted by lunch). Low traffic in the last days.
Many vows of silence too.
I'll stand on Post here Last, I presume.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 18, 2010, 02:16:19 PM
Tsk, tsk...  we are slipping.


I'll take the Last Post before the Word Association Game catches up.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 18, 2010, 02:32:20 PM
We could form an association of Last Posters
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 18, 2010, 03:09:10 PM
I'll associate that with the opportunity to take the Last Post. :)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 18, 2010, 03:14:49 PM
Opportunity taken.

Last mine Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 18, 2010, 03:18:44 PM
i'll just LAST POST!!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 19, 2010, 01:49:20 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 18, 2010, 02:07:21 PM
I keep watch over the forum from 9 to 5 (interrupted by lunch).

Lunch breaks should be forbidden.

Last inattentive Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on August 19, 2010, 04:41:17 AM
I'll tuck the Last Post in with Dom thee Danger Catte tonight...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 19, 2010, 08:19:34 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on August 19, 2010, 01:49:20 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 18, 2010, 02:07:21 PM
I keep watch over the forum from 9 to 5 (interrupted by lunch).

Lunch breaks should be forbidden.

Last inattentive Post

I try to avoid breaking my lunches

Last in German that makes sense* Post

*(er)brechen means to break but also to vomit
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 19, 2010, 02:18:48 PM
En tout les langues, c'est le

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 19, 2010, 02:35:49 PM
What is the relation between the Last post and the Lost Patrol? Apart from lost petrol of course.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 19, 2010, 06:28:27 PM
Relations are irrelevant.

Last role Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 19, 2010, 06:30:07 PM
Last Post on parole?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 19, 2010, 09:49:20 PM

Last royal Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 20, 2010, 04:12:37 AM
Last yodelling Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 20, 2010, 08:06:48 AM
Last Holeridudödeldi Diridirdideldö Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 20, 2010, 01:24:19 PM
Last Post before a communications gap....
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 20, 2010, 01:32:27 PM
I'll keep the channels open until 5pm

Last then the locks will be locked post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 21, 2010, 12:29:35 AM

Last you gotta picka lock or two - Fagin Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 21, 2010, 08:24:25 AM
But many will drown when the lock breaks after pickaxe treatment.

Last better use a WMD Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 22, 2010, 04:30:14 PM
Last laziness prevails Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 23, 2010, 03:56:18 AM
Last back home again Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 23, 2010, 08:31:07 AM
at the office repectively.

Last not much to do at the moment Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on August 23, 2010, 12:07:19 PM
I think I've decided on my LPWB word, but I'll be incommunicado (that's a small place in Hungary) from Wednesday for a week, so I'd better save it.

Last or maybe a Hungarian word like Sznarraboglisci? post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 23, 2010, 12:23:05 PM
I am hungry - Ich bin Ungar
Angenehm, I am thirsty - Ich bin Donnerstag

Last all about edit and email - Alles über Edith und Emil Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 23, 2010, 04:06:25 PM
Pounding in the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 23, 2010, 08:44:47 PM
That's a weighty matter.
Let's discuss it about a bit of Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on August 23, 2010, 09:23:57 PM
A la recherche du temps perdu

Past lost.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 23, 2010, 11:23:22 PM
Just...


Last Post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 24, 2010, 12:44:46 AM
Who has stamina nowadays?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 24, 2010, 12:54:42 AM
Old men on blue pills.  :mrgreen:


Last dead of a hard attack at age 78 Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 24, 2010, 09:29:30 AM
That's the way to go unless you want to be a singer at age >100 (We have someone like that over here)

Lalalalast P(r)ost(ate)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 24, 2010, 01:16:30 PM
Is he by chance "on" for more than four hours?

Last contraindications Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on August 24, 2010, 01:24:45 PM
OOH, dirigibles!!  Over there!

Quietly exits stage left, with the Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 24, 2010, 01:27:58 PM
You forgot the bear trap installed there.

Last now again mine Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 24, 2010, 05:53:16 PM
Can you possess the intangible?

Last property Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on August 24, 2010, 06:52:51 PM
Yes :mrgreen:

Last property is theft Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 24, 2010, 06:55:03 PM
So, theft is proper?

Last :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 24, 2010, 08:02:22 PM
The intangible can be circumscribed and therefore possessed.

Last pseudophilosophic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 24, 2010, 08:05:52 PM
Can you circumscribe and possess love?

Last ethereal Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 24, 2010, 08:07:40 PM
Well, occasionally possessed by it.

Last usually one has it not possesses it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 24, 2010, 08:29:13 PM
But how can you possess it?

Last isn't that like possessing zero? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 24, 2010, 08:31:58 PM
well, in tennis exactly that (love=zero)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 24, 2010, 10:15:12 PM
Including douces?

Last or is it dunces Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 25, 2010, 02:13:52 AM

Last I think this is where I start dribbling Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 25, 2010, 02:58:01 AM
Moving from tennis to basketball, huh?

Last dunkin' Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 25, 2010, 08:22:40 AM
Do not start a discussion about the sexual significance of donuts!

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 25, 2010, 01:15:34 PM
Something to do with the most popular male in a nudist beach?

Last do you know that joke? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 25, 2010, 01:47:19 PM
Not sure, there are so many.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 25, 2010, 02:39:26 PM
Last what about timbits, then? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 25, 2010, 02:49:55 PM
Last what's that? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 25, 2010, 02:56:30 PM
A matter of national importance.... ::)

Last did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 25, 2010, 03:03:40 PM
I know many mathematician jokes but I doubt that this one is among them.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 25, 2010, 03:08:57 PM
He worked it out with a pencil.   :mrgreen:





Last ah, the good old days - try that with a graphic calculator! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 25, 2010, 03:16:07 PM
That would be scraping the bottom

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 25, 2010, 05:32:57 PM
I guess the nudist with two cups of coffee and a dozen of donuts is happier in his own joke.

Last not fan of the endoscopy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 25, 2010, 07:04:44 PM
Anal-ytics are not everyone's cup of tea.

Last pun in the oven Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 25, 2010, 10:01:02 PM
I guess it's fine as long as it's just tea.

Last did you hear about the guy killed by a bottle of cherry? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 26, 2010, 04:07:43 AM
If 'hydrolysis' is to break with water, is 'analysis' to break with ass?


Last aeolian analysis Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 26, 2010, 08:14:34 AM
To be broken by asses is probably the cheaper (and Democratic) version of being trampled by elephants

Last onager Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 26, 2010, 11:42:49 AM
I once knew the hebrew word for ass.

Last always sensible to take out insurance against elephants charging up Oxford Street in a northerly direction Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 26, 2010, 11:56:43 AM
I guess Oxford street runs East-West ;)
---
Either Natalie Portman made a stealth visit to our agency or we have now the perfect contestant for a lookalike contest (even the movements are similar).
The Scarlett Johansson lookalike sat at the same table (actually she looks more like an older sister).

Last still missing Keira Knightley Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 26, 2010, 01:52:03 PM
What, they ran out of extras?

Last conspiracy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 26, 2010, 02:06:56 PM
Maybe she sat at right angles to us making her invisible.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 26, 2010, 05:40:53 PM
Actually that makes sense, Julio Iglesias was always giving his right side.

Last I imagine he walked showing his left side to remain anonymous Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 26, 2010, 06:52:17 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 26, 2010, 11:56:43 AM
I guess Oxford street runs East-West ;)

Indeed it does. But it is quite a wide street.

Last I love Extras (http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/extras/) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 27, 2010, 08:18:37 AM
Last mache Leut wolln immer ne Extrawurst gebraten ham Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 27, 2010, 12:16:41 PM
Woolen ham sausage?

Last we're not exactly talking about brie Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 27, 2010, 12:20:18 PM
I though brie was some kind of cheese

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 27, 2010, 01:37:44 PM
Have you seen what grows over brie or Camembert?

Last moldy but tasty Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 27, 2010, 01:49:37 PM
But don't confuse moldy and molten cheese

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 27, 2010, 02:39:11 PM
When ripe Brie is both.

Last :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 27, 2010, 02:49:56 PM
tebrieble

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 27, 2010, 03:03:43 PM
Not a fan?

Last because I am Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 27, 2010, 03:42:28 PM
I just love bad puns more

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 27, 2010, 08:12:51 PM
Last just appropriating Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 27, 2010, 08:44:44 PM
Totally inappropriate

Last everyone else should be a Last Post teatotaller Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 28, 2010, 01:14:45 AM
Is that something like a total recaller?

Last Quaid... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 28, 2010, 08:19:05 AM
No that I knew but I will invite the Last Post for tea.

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 28, 2010, 04:19:05 PM
Last and crumpets? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 28, 2010, 06:58:29 PM
No I will blow the Last trumpet Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 29, 2010, 04:18:10 PM
Why all that senseless destruction?

Last and of trumpets of all things? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on August 30, 2010, 06:27:37 AM
Last   perhaps because blowing strumpets is so déclassé   Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 30, 2010, 07:10:45 AM
Last  :ROFL: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 30, 2010, 09:07:48 AM
I tried to avoid a similar joke ;)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 31, 2010, 01:55:32 AM
Who's blowing what?

Last or is the other way around? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 31, 2010, 02:23:13 AM
Last bring on the four whoresmen of the apocalypse Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 31, 2010, 09:22:49 AM
During coupling it is probably the whale that spouts "there (s)he blows"

Last whale prawn is especially extreme Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 31, 2010, 12:08:21 PM
I know of one species in which the amount of sperm is indeed extreme.

Last not the sperm whale Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 31, 2010, 12:15:48 PM
The people that gave him that name had some funny ideas (Well, since Leonardo people believed there was a direct connection to the spinal marrow and thus the brain).

Last more thinking about the length and the ability to find its way via scent Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 31, 2010, 03:45:51 PM
Last like sharks? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 31, 2010, 03:51:45 PM
Yes, just sharks are not anyone else's reproductive organ (or biology is even stranger than I thought)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 31, 2010, 06:33:07 PM
For some reason I recalled cat reproduction.

Last it's painful for the female at the end Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 31, 2010, 06:51:58 PM
We in the UK tend to recall manufactured goods rather than animnal reproduction.

Last cultural differences Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 31, 2010, 10:02:07 PM
BBC Nature DVDs still have warnings on the cover, if there are animals doing the first step to reproduction contained in the programme.

Last I would have expected more of US productions* but those probably don't contain closeups Post


*I have read comments on the net probably from parents that were shocked that their poor lil ones were confronted with such filth when they watched seemingly harmless nature dokus (others complained about the violence. They obviuosly assumed that lions buy their meat at the shop or that at least the kill and following meal should not be shown).
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 01, 2010, 01:59:39 AM

Last cuddly lion cubs Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 01, 2010, 06:54:17 AM
And US TV stations originally planned to dub Attenborough with Robert Redford out of fear that Americans would either not understand his British English or would not accept it (that is right from Sir David's autobiography)

Last but they did not dub (just recut and mutilated) Monty Python's Flying Circus Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 01, 2010, 06:25:32 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on August 31, 2010, 06:51:58 PM
We in the UK tend to recall manufactured goods rather than animnal reproduction.

Last :ROFL: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2010, 08:55:10 AM
I don't recall
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqCzxXUD--g

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 02, 2010, 05:16:12 PM
There you have someone who deserves to 'breath' the martian atmosphere.

Last and his eyes popping out Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2010, 05:19:36 PM
I have proposed final waterboarding for him

Last alternatively stoned with books of law Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 02, 2010, 06:14:38 PM
Actually I think a credible threat of torture would make him sing like a canary.

Last not that I endorse such tactics Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2010, 06:20:37 PM
The singing role has already been taken (see above).

Last the best punishment would possibly be that they would live in fear for their life* or worse their bodily integrity** for the rest of their life Post

*e.g. a sniper bullet hitting the doorframe everytime they venture outside
**e.g. bear traps in the garden
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 02, 2010, 11:44:13 PM
You can't punish a psychopath because it doesn't work.

Last nothing really works on them Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 03, 2010, 08:35:37 AM
They may lack empathy but not all of them lack fear. Some of them are proven cowards.

Last and tarantulas in the face are not everyone's favored fetish Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 03, 2010, 02:16:44 PM
You can cause them discomfort, fear and pain but it will now change their behavior.

Last perhaps lobotomy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 03, 2010, 02:19:09 PM
We have to do practical studies to find that out.

And John Bolton* might run for president Post

*Yosemite Sam's short-tempered twin brother
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 03, 2010, 02:21:40 PM
They really are looking for the nuttiest of the nutters now.

Last nutella for president Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 03, 2010, 02:27:17 PM
Now think about the primary debates!

Last Mitt Romney will look sane but has no chance* Post


*Glenn Becks's public activities have reawoken the religious right and their hatred of mormonism (somehwere between their open islamophobia and hidden antisemitism in strength). They are no queuing to state that they 98% agree with Beck on policy but could never support a mormon seeking public office (that would include of course Romney who is also under suspicion of being a stinking liberal)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 03, 2010, 03:43:35 PM
Is incredible how despite the maremagnum of contradictions the right keeps going relatively strong.

Last I wonder what will happen when the $$ behind figures out they can't control them Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 03, 2010, 03:50:40 PM
I think the $$$ expect that they will be strong enough to send congress into total gridlock which will only be broken on occasion by bought Dems joining with 'normal' GOPsters to weaken regulations, cut taxes etc. They will probably not support a true insane candidate for president ( an evil one is not excluded though).

Last safety valve Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 03, 2010, 04:35:47 PM
Perhaps the elders wont but incubus like K.Rove love to stir the rabble.

Last and keep doing it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 03, 2010, 08:34:46 PM
But usually with a purpose.

Last and in the service of someone Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 03, 2010, 09:29:48 PM
The purposes of the Dark Lord are his own.

Last and he takes drinks in a house deleted from Google maps Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 03, 2010, 09:41:52 PM
I thought of him more like the Mouth of Sauron (for a rather unimpressive master admittedly).

Last the grand vezir has to have more brains post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 04, 2010, 02:20:27 AM
If anyone spots my brains, let me know where they are.

Last out to lunch Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 04, 2010, 02:59:58 AM
I saw them running behind the book stands.

Last I couldn't glimpse what was on their hands Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 04, 2010, 08:22:25 AM
I was unaware that you have more than one.

Last of two minds Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 04, 2010, 11:48:59 PM
Last schizophrenia or the bicammeral mind ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 04, 2010, 11:55:54 PM
Is a bicameral mind better suited to think 3D?

Last stereoskeptic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 05, 2010, 06:44:55 AM
Actually that kinda makes sense, two hemispheres voicing their concerns giving the illusion of a fully formed (3D) but non existent personality, a voice within.

Last not a competition but a composition Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 05, 2010, 08:20:28 AM
Last decomposing composers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decomposing_Composers) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 05, 2010, 03:23:45 PM
Last decom-poseur (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_War_on_Errorism) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 05, 2010, 03:28:13 PM
Last Warte, warte nur ein Weilchen Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 05, 2010, 04:11:49 PM
Isn't brains interchangable with brain?

Last language is odd Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 05, 2010, 04:46:33 PM
Each hemisphere acts like an entity, in consequence brains would be more accurate than brain in this context.

Last Help! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 05, 2010, 08:58:11 PM
And the female brain has far more connections betwen the hemispheres.

Last allowing for more gossip Post


-----
Something completely different and put here only becasue it is the most frequented thread
I think this cipher should pose no trouble but I am a bad judge, since I devised it.
Please have a try at it and tell me, if it is as easy as I think or whether more hints are necessary.

Quote from: Swatopluk on August 14, 2010, 12:04:27 PM
As I have stated in the twisted mind of Swato thread there are things that overstep lines. This song, in the context quoted, does just that.
It is also not strictly Cthulhu related, so I will add it to the song-book as a bonus.
As you might notice I took the effort to encode it. If you are of twisted mind you might try to break the cipher.
It is actually a very weak one that, once you get the idea, does not need any talent in cryptography at all.
Formally this could be described as a non-random nomenclator cipher. Elementary, my dear Watson!

Edit: I corrected some errors

6 18 40' 39 1³ 8 74 7 - 16 52 15 1 89' 28 34'  57' 33 1³ 16 102 64'
42' 77 47' 49 13  22 81 63': 13 30' 66' 1³ 84' 74 11'- 74 2' 74 77' 57' 71' 4 9 77 10 110
57' 66'  77 21: 95 36 23 13 10 22
90' 94' 10: 95 28 106' 23 31' 23 91' 38 99' 102
1² 4' 18' 90  14  85  72' 79' 60
11 1²  102  74 20' 66' 73' 8 105' 26 34' 60
5 92 1³ 53 16 22 3' 103' 20 7 " 73' 4 3 68' 23 99'
90 14 77' 38 4' 13 13' 66' 43' 2 58' 60
22' 74 3 17' 32 65' 52' 8 86 91 18 109'
109' 2 70' 74 53 3' 3' 77 15 102' 79' 1³ 12' 39 2 88 85'
49 25' 66' 91 28 53 " 17' 71' 24 39 8 92 65'
5 29' 43' 90 73 " 76 11' 81' 70' 1³ 1 4' 51' 73 37' 22'
7 8 94' 34 9 84' 37' 75 111 52
22 " 21' 57 13' 1² 42' 10 11 60' 33 14' 110'
53 " 1² 81' 76' 23 52 8 26' 102' 18' 32 1³
56' 92 90' 83' 19 102 74 109' 1 85
3' 74 3 3' 103' 4 105' 99' 89' 110' 1³ 42 8 88' 37' 67' 74
81' 72' 53 16 53 21' 1³ 2 10 1²
31' 7 1² 1³ 1 68 2' 74 14' 71' 13' 5 34'
102 90 49 31' 5 63' 90' 52 18 16 89' 25' 1² 76 45' 86' 8 74
11 46' 10 23 75 10 66' 28 12' 90 99' 91 28
(42')60' 67 (8 )10' 102' 108'
53 29' 21' 52' 67 44 51' 18' 74 88' 66'
14 90 68' 101' 95' 74 7 27' 9 43' 2 1² 73' 70'
11' 60 26' 8 88' 74 108' 73 28' 105' 77' 60'
22 " 33' 89' 72' 53 80 59 3' 58 1³ 8 91' 13' 39
76' 108' 2' 88' 1² 28' 14' 92 16 1³ 19 102 74 7
30' 27' 74 75' 23 75 39 102 32' 97' 10' 8 74 51'
109' 1 99' 46' 33' 74 10' 1 85' 21 27' 96' 63' 17 27' 34
89' 93' 66' 53 36' 7 67' 74 1³ 80' 85
77' 74 3 57' 4 46' 26' 31' 1² 22' 42 8 88' 86' 84' 74
1³ 2' 14 14 65' 108' 4' 26' 11' 60'
47' 41' 48' 22' 72' 68 68' 74 3' 3' 3' 5 4'
7 8 90 28 12' 5 29' 81' 69' 32' 88 16 79' 10' 101' 51' 42' 111' 104' 102' 74
20' 60 41' 2' 23 68 10 1² 53 7 31'
22' 97' 102 74 22 " 33' 90' 44 2'
12' 70' 76 79' 3 51' 57' 76 90' 9 8 75' 68' 23 58' 45'
25' 66' 53 8 66 54'  21' 43' 40' 84' 70' 68' 1²
22' 2 68 74 77' 17' 57' 83' 10 27' 68' 60
52 99' 111' 11 81 8 18' 100' 58' 28' 1³
49' 74 53 71' 17' 5 2' 64' 10' 33' 48' 85' 42' 12' 8 35' 24' 76' 74
73' 80' 22' 51' 14' 106' 43' 67' 75' 52' 7 66'
11 1² 69' 2 75 74 3 13' 5 4'
102 1³ 1 83' 41' 31' 97' 92 52' 52 18 51' 11 110' 16 84' 45' 86' 8 74
89' 60' 48' 10 23 99' 75 60 28 64'
47' 7 46' 102' 4' 23 63' 68 60' 110' 49 32' 90 26' 91 53 7

As a little help: Cthulhu could be coded as (among other possibilities) 6 90 71 45' 94' or 43 1 79' 57' 2' 92
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 06, 2010, 04:24:30 AM
Last befuddled Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 06, 2010, 08:38:40 AM
As I said, actually elementary.

Last btw, who's turn is it with the LPWB? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 06, 2010, 11:25:03 AM
It's Zono's.

Last I don't know any elements; I was asleep in class that day Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 06, 2010, 11:46:35 AM
Well, what's the net for?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 06, 2010, 05:02:52 PM
Catching fish?

Last in-seine, I know Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 06, 2010, 08:00:29 PM
Hi Qwerty! Long time, no see.

Last would not trust fish from the Seine except as torch or thermometer Post

Btw, isn't this lovely?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EozwYbMTtS0
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 06, 2010, 08:06:57 PM
Yeah, just popping in in my usual fashion. :P

Last don't trust fish in general Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 06, 2010, 08:18:09 PM
I guess you're blissfully unaware how filthy your Last Post sounds in German ;)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 06, 2010, 08:19:42 PM
Well, one could figure a filthy meaning in English as well, though it's not a common innuendo.

Last unless there's some kind of small fruit involved Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 06, 2010, 08:26:54 PM
Have you morphinist leanings?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 06, 2010, 10:53:26 PM
Hi Q. Swato needs no encouragement.

Last weary Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 06, 2010, 10:55:14 PM
Yeah, I always seem to forget that.

Last man hands on misery to man Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 06, 2010, 11:01:00 PM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 06, 2010, 10:55:14 PM
Last man hands on misery to man Post

Took me a while to read that sentence correctly.

But then I had no sleep last night.

Last cloudy, raining, and cold Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 06, 2010, 11:02:11 PM
That's no fun.

Last It's Always Sunny In London Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 06, 2010, 11:05:53 PM
Dancin' in the rain can be fun.

actually I think London does have better weather than most other places in England

people elsewhere report snow and we have none etc

and it is 1 or 2 degrees hotter always

Last funny how you people know weather, whether what? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 07, 2010, 02:46:43 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on September 06, 2010, 11:25:03 AM
It's Zono's.
I'm going to pull a González* and say that I don't recall winning the last round.

Last but I'm willing to oblige if you insist Post

*which BTW it's my 2nd last name.
--
Q! Long time no see!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 07, 2010, 08:18:29 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 07, 2010, 02:46:43 AM
Q! Long time no see!

Find your own phrase, I already used that on Qwerty. >:( ;)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 07, 2010, 01:44:56 PM
Now, now, boys. No fighting.

Last lol Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 07, 2010, 02:49:25 PM
Don't interfere in the struggle how to greet you properly!

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 07, 2010, 03:16:05 PM
I thought the word struggle was to be used by goat only.

Last :goatflag: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 07, 2010, 03:24:30 PM
I could have used warstle instead

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 07, 2010, 03:44:06 PM
Or conflict.

Last Marxist Theory to Polite Greetings Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 07, 2010, 05:59:36 PM
I always thought that polite had something to do with politics.

Last it actually comes from the Latin word for to polish Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 07, 2010, 08:21:10 PM
Does that mean the Polish had very clean, shiny, well-manere city-states?

Last slam dance cosmopolis Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 08, 2010, 02:48:03 AM
Hard to tell how polished were they at the time of the Romans.

Last apparently it's even hard to tell where they were at the time Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 08, 2010, 08:28:45 AM
The Poles woeshiped poles at the time and still did several centuries later until they got converted. But it took them still longer to put a Pole on the papal throne.
Last and current Polish policy is very unpolished Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 08, 2010, 02:58:38 PM
Maybe the Poles used maypoles.

Last But I don't think they exported any syrup Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 08, 2010, 03:11:49 PM
Poland is very polarized and some of their cultural production is quite syrupy (esp. the religious staff, eh stuff).

Last devotional kitsch should be treated as a crime against humanity Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 08, 2010, 05:50:21 PM
That's democracy's fault, if you let people choose what they want they may choose stuff you don't like.

Last it happens from Switzerland to Gaza Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 08, 2010, 07:44:50 PM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 07, 2010, 03:44:06 PM
Or conflict.

Last Marxist Theory to Polite Greetings Post

Ouch. I am supposed to be writing my essay on "Conflict"........................

Last writer's block Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 09, 2010, 02:12:56 AM
Easy, when the needs and/or wants of two entities intersect then you get a collision.

Last like when two drivers want their cars in the same space at the same time Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 09, 2010, 07:47:35 AM
Well, the religious kitsch is there whether there is democracy or not. No, I am not going Cromwell on them but their god should for violating the commandments on the first tablet (no other gods, no idolatry, no misuse of the LOrd's name).

Last thou should not cause eye cancer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 09, 2010, 04:29:36 PM
What other god$$$$$$ are you talking about?

Last bring back the golden calf Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 09, 2010, 05:37:02 PM
I thought Kevin Smith already did that?

Last Or was that Walt Disney? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 09, 2010, 06:17:12 PM
Isn't criminal to put those two in the same post?

Last comparing apple juice from concentrate with a Cabernet Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 09, 2010, 08:12:26 PM
I'm not sure they're really comparable, since they did entirely different things.

Last it makes sense if you've seen some of the later Kevin Smith movies Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 10, 2010, 02:06:03 AM
You mean Zack and Miri?

Last or Cop Out Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 10, 2010, 02:21:47 AM
I actually don't count those. (because I haven't seen them, so they aren't in my mind when I think Kevin Smith).

I could clarify by saying the later Jay and Silent Bob movies. Actually, I'm pretty sure what I'm think of only shows up in Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back, and Clerks II.

Last Wak and Ziki Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 10, 2010, 02:30:32 AM
Are you speaking in tongues?

Last culturally challenged Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 10, 2010, 05:09:43 AM
Speaking in tongues, youthful cultural references, what's the difference?

Last Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 10, 2010, 05:40:24 AM
Mooby the Golden Calf, duh. ::)

Last snoochie boochies! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 10, 2010, 07:18:08 AM
We could combine the golden calf witht he Phalaris bull for more adult (non-sexual) entertainment.

Last the bull's in heat though Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 10, 2010, 02:56:36 PM
I wouldn't put it past Kevin Smith. Wouldn't even have to be nonsexual either.

Last of course the False Prophet understands my speaking in tongues Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 10, 2010, 03:37:19 PM
Speaking in tongues?  Of course I do, listen to it frequently.


Last burning down the house Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 11, 2010, 02:04:57 AM
Speaking of burning I'll likely have to burn the midnight oil.

Last and possibly for my own detriment Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 11, 2010, 02:26:38 AM
Just as long as it doesn't offend any one or groups of people.

Last too soon? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 11, 2010, 08:20:28 AM
There is nothing that will not offend anyone.

Last but's your choice to a degree whom to offend Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 11, 2010, 04:56:38 PM
I'd like to offend all Conservatists.

Last I hate the Government Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 11, 2010, 05:08:00 PM
Hooray for lively arguments.

Last Yes I drew Muhammad, no I don't like burning Qu'rans Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 11, 2010, 05:32:40 PM
Why burn qurans when you can burn bibles instead? :devil2:

Last besides those are easier to find in this hemisphere ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 11, 2010, 05:34:19 PM
Because Bibles are the word of God? :P

Last I lied, I never got around to drawing Muhammad Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 11, 2010, 05:34:34 PM
Let's burn the I-Ching while we are at it.

Last arsonist's delight Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 11, 2010, 05:41:33 PM
But that's our only connection to Dust!

Last never read His Dark Materials? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 12, 2010, 08:34:22 AM
Are we talking affirmative action in bookburning?
You can't burn this holy scripture while this other one remains untouched

Last why always burining? What about garrotting, decaptation, burying alive, quartering etc.? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 12, 2010, 05:31:22 PM
I agree wholeheartedly with both affirmative action on religious text defacement and the destructiveness of book burning.

Last why not just recycle the paper? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 12, 2010, 05:32:45 PM
Here let me just read this log.

Last absurdist backwardism Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 12, 2010, 06:00:55 PM
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
dee dum dee dum dee dum

Last logarithmic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 12, 2010, 06:31:43 PM
Apparently recycling is frowned upon on that context...

Last :devil2: :devil2: :devil2: :devil2: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 12, 2010, 08:24:52 PM
Save a tree, eat a Beaver.

Last non-vegetarian Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 12, 2010, 08:29:36 PM
Save a beaver, ride a cowboy.

Last daisy chain daisy change Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 13, 2010, 03:24:10 AM
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do! I'm half crazy all for the love of you.

Last singalong Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 13, 2010, 03:43:21 AM
Well I'm a might mighty man, I'm young and I'm in my prime.

Last willing, able, frantic much alive Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 13, 2010, 03:46:09 AM
My prime is long past. I've reached my "use by" date.

Last where's the youth potion? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 13, 2010, 03:47:50 AM
Reproduction, mostly.

Last not that that's helpful at all Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 13, 2010, 04:19:49 AM
Reproduction isn't really that helpful in many regards...

Last babies are cute but messy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 13, 2010, 07:23:47 AM
Not to forget that inefficient incubation period.
Well, still better than that Chinese wise man that was born as an old man.

Last Not many women would put up with a pregancy lasting several decades Post

Edit: just found this on cakewreck
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/TH7UfYVxejI/AAAAAAAAL8Y/5gutbci3Tss/s1600/Rebecca+H+.+owned+sweet+.+cthulhu.jpg)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/TH7UfYVxejI/AAAAAAAAL8Y/5gutbci3Tss/s1600/Rebecca+H+.+owned+sweet+.+cthulhu.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 13, 2010, 02:49:37 PM
It's not a wreck!

Last it looks awesome Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 13, 2010, 03:06:22 PM
Why is Cthulu wearing a one-piece bathing suit?

Last faster with the Last hurry, hurry! Post, the WAG is catching up! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 14, 2010, 09:25:24 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 13, 2010, 02:49:37 PM
It's not a wreck!

Last it looks awesome Post

On Sundays it is perfect cakes and this is from last Sunday.

Last contrast program Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 14, 2010, 02:43:04 PM
Last Last Last Last Last Last Last Last Last Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 14, 2010, 03:10:35 PM
Well, that was a very nice effect :)

Last and now (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFkeKKszXTw) for something completly different Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 14, 2010, 03:31:53 PM
Last Last Last Last Last Last Last Last Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 14, 2010, 09:26:42 PM
Last echo echo echo echo Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 14, 2010, 09:34:00 PM
Last Last Last Last Last Post Post Post Post Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 15, 2010, 07:53:24 AM
Art but no comment (on the last link). Grrrr!
(http://toadfishmonastery.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=9.0;attach=1133)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 15, 2010, 02:51:56 PM
Last Post Last Post Last Post Last Post Last Post Last Post Last Post Last Post Last Post Last Post Last Post Last Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 16, 2010, 05:18:53 AM
No energy at the moment to come up with something creative.

Last Post
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Post by: Aggie on September 16, 2010, 06:14:57 AM
Last Post Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 16, 2010, 07:06:05 PM
Last me neither Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 16, 2010, 07:17:56 PM
Last I'd rather muck with formats than figure out what to write down here Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Opsa on September 16, 2010, 09:10:29 PM
Too last post late!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 17, 2010, 01:19:30 AM
Isn't that too early?

Last point of reference Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 17, 2010, 04:09:56 AM
*slaps tot*


Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 17, 2010, 07:38:26 AM
Still too early in the morning. Should get up in half an hour, not been up for 4 hours already.

Last 04:30am is a time to go to bed not to get up Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 17, 2010, 01:01:09 PM
Little better here...  only 5:50 on rising, not terrible.  14 hours of work to go...



Last I swear I've got deja-Swato, in a few threads Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 17, 2010, 01:49:00 PM
Recycling is environementally friendly ;) :-[

Last 50% old re-used material Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 17, 2010, 10:15:40 PM
Vive la Révolution!

Last posters for moderated plagiarism Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 18, 2010, 08:03:28 AM
Last Ewige Wiederkehr des Gleichen Post
(http://www.specula.at/adv/geier.jpg)
(http://www.cc-aussies.de/pic/maehne3.jpg)(http://bilder.rtl.de/archiv/vox_ef/Tiere/galeere_portugiesischetier.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 18, 2010, 07:41:59 PM
I still hate urban foxes.

Last dustbins of lief Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 18, 2010, 11:05:07 PM
Last Lief or Leif? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 19, 2010, 08:50:59 AM
I am not aware that the son of Eric the Red had either dustbins or foxes with him when he went to America.

Last or that he brought a maned wolf back home Post

And now for something completely different: A shocking revelation
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hxbtrckfo4
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 20, 2010, 01:28:45 AM
IQ has a normal distribution therefore it is unavoidable to have individuals on the lower parts of the curve expressing their... well, nonsense, but my fear is that perhaps a movie like Idiocracy may have a point and the center of that curve is moving to a lower average as evidence with the rise of the so called 'tea party'.

Last or the idiots that before had the good sense to keep their mouths shut are now speaking Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 20, 2010, 07:16:15 AM
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 20, 2010, 07:46:29 AM
A problem are those that speak to the insipid requesting that they speak up against THEM for them as a tool.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 20, 2010, 03:15:45 PM
Last unresponsive Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 20, 2010, 03:25:10 PM
Last or irresponsible Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 20, 2010, 03:30:11 PM
Last maybe responsible enough to keep the LPWG ahead of the WAG Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 20, 2010, 03:52:21 PM
Don't WAG the post then.

Last ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 20, 2010, 04:42:50 PM
Last I don't post the WAG Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 20, 2010, 05:50:52 PM
Isn't that discriminatory?

Last :o Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 20, 2010, 06:55:54 PM
Lasst discretionary Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 20, 2010, 08:37:21 PM
Pls Toast it for me...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 20, 2010, 09:13:10 PM
Last not fan of toast Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 20, 2010, 09:29:28 PM
Last sometimes I prefer it in a bowl Post

:mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 21, 2010, 10:08:27 AM
Better to have than to be toast

Last roast Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 21, 2010, 05:43:57 PM
Last beast Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 21, 2010, 06:23:00 PM
Last devil Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 21, 2010, 07:56:29 PM
Wait, no, that wasn't the idea.

Last one thing is to prevent the advance of the WAG and other to transform this thread into another WAG Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 21, 2010, 09:31:06 PM
Last if we made it a meta-WAG thread, there'd be no threat Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 22, 2010, 02:54:19 AM
I never meta Wag.

Last pots
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 22, 2010, 03:47:45 AM
Howbout a pom?  ;D

(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSoX5kbVq92j3DXIhhNC1h8VFxZsJvU2ocztg1qnPwFisHr77w&t=1&usg=__caBLTHDw9tOxZ0cftQ4w__hdJKA=)



Last oooh, they are in season again Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 22, 2010, 09:25:50 AM
pom grenades?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 22, 2010, 02:47:10 PM
Is that an English suicide bomber?  :mrgreen:

Hmm... any pomegranate and lime cocktails out there?

Last Inselaffen Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 22, 2010, 04:19:26 PM
Cheerleaders use pompoms, so did the British in the Boer war

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 22, 2010, 06:19:13 PM
I read that one... a bit differently.

Last :nervous: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 22, 2010, 07:26:16 PM
Last ??? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 23, 2010, 12:25:28 AM
That just proves that your mind isn't as dirty as mine.

Last :P Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 23, 2010, 12:47:42 AM
Hopefully not, I'm going celibate.

Last :flyingpig: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 23, 2010, 02:45:02 AM
The art of being single is different to celibacy.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 23, 2010, 02:54:34 AM
I'm not ready to be celibate.

Last not in this life, or in the next two Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 23, 2010, 06:11:15 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on September 23, 2010, 02:45:02 AM
The art of being single is different to celibacy.

Last Post

Last the former includes a lot more sexual frustration (and masturbation), at least the way I remember it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 23, 2010, 07:42:20 AM
These are cheerleaders with pom poms
(http://www.dancemania.biz/images/P/pom-pom-for-cheering-cheer-leaders-exp-01.jpg)
wiki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pom-pon)

These are British soldiers with a pom pom
(http://users.westconnect.com.au/~ianmac5/techn3.jpg)
wiki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QF_1_pounder_pom-pom)

Last a joke is lame when it needs explanation Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 23, 2010, 01:39:41 PM
And you keep tempting me...

Last ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 23, 2010, 02:08:14 PM
I haven't even mentioned yet the phallic nature of that gun.

Last unmentionable Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 23, 2010, 03:23:42 PM
Most guns are phallic symbols.

Last is that the reason for poison as the preferred method used by women? ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 23, 2010, 03:47:11 PM
Are you saying women are poison?  :mrgreen: 


Last I can't agree with that; addictive substances, perhaps Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 23, 2010, 08:13:48 PM
No.

Last but I've known one or two Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 23, 2010, 08:15:56 PM
Last ayuh, and I've known a few men who are toxic human waste, too Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 23, 2010, 08:22:17 PM
Indeed

Last evil spares no gender Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 24, 2010, 09:32:19 AM
I guess this is simply too cumbersome a murder weapon
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/96/HGM_Pumhart_von_Steyr.jpg/300px-HGM_Pumhart_von_Steyr.jpg)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/96/HGM_Pumhart_von_Steyr.jpg/300px-HGM_Pumhart_von_Steyr.jpg
Just for scale: that thing has a caliber of 88.2 cm, i.e. about 35 inches

Last one could drop it accidentally on the victim Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 24, 2010, 02:06:58 PM
How about this instead?  Plastic for portability:

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Hy318_n4P-c/SHWDLGibPHI/AAAAAAAAAE8/BBJN9EAIGhc/s1600/cannon.jpg)


Last I had one of similar size, but bartered it for beer when I left town Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 24, 2010, 02:53:40 PM
I prefer the throwing axe.

Last Hello, have you met my good friend Franziska (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francisca) yet? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 24, 2010, 03:53:13 PM
I'm looking at buying a good felling axe, and am debating single-bit vs. double bit.  The latter would look more dangerous, but may be less safe.  Will have to consult our resident Swedes, as I'm likely to get something Swedish-made.


Last  :axe: Post


but for clearing smaller stuff I really like some of the two-handed machetes I've seen from Cold Steel lately...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 25, 2010, 05:10:02 AM
Perhaps the ones used by Machete (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0985694/)?

Last :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 25, 2010, 06:19:24 AM
Lack of sleep can kill.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 25, 2010, 08:40:23 AM
Quote from: Aggie on September 24, 2010, 03:53:13 PM
I'm looking at buying a good felling axe, and am debating single-bit vs. double bit.  The latter would look more dangerous, but may be less safe.  Will have to consult our resident Swedes, as I'm likely to get something Swedish-made.

Here is somebody who has very outspoken views on double bit axes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqtp08ZSAYE

Last a light-sabre should be a useful tool for felling trees Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 25, 2010, 09:45:12 PM
I like the rant, but since I'm planning to fell with said axe, I can disregard it. Something like this (both nice Swedish Grunfors Bruks axes):

(https://www.canadianoutdoorequipment.com/store/images/P/31%27-Felling-Axes-01.png)
or perhaps
(https://www.canadianoutdoorequipment.com/store/images/P/Double-bit-Throwing-Axe.png)

Since I'm not likely to practice axe-throwing (an actual competitive sport up here) I'd probably prefer the single-bit axe and use the extra money for a pulaski if I want to cut tree roots and the like:

(http://www.state.sc.us/forest/pulaski.jpg)

Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 25, 2010, 05:10:02 AM
Perhaps the ones used by Machete (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0985694/)?

These ones... 
(http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/csstoreonline_2124_9770637)
(http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/csstoreonline_2124_21988831)

Vegetarians may wish to skip the video demo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juk3rTfjR8k

Last just for brush cutting, mind Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 26, 2010, 08:42:05 AM
One can never be sure not to run into some orcs these days.
I aslo guess that potential robbers will think twice about attacking someone with a large axe on the shoulder.

Last but avoid horned helmets Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 26, 2010, 04:37:49 PM
I'm more concerned about bruins than burglars, generally.


Last I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK Post  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 27, 2010, 08:34:47 AM
Can't you bear ursines?

Last become an usurer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 27, 2010, 04:16:39 PM
Do I have the right to bear arms?

Last I've had bbq'd bear arms when I was a kid Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 27, 2010, 05:54:58 PM
No 'arm in that!

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 27, 2010, 07:14:21 PM
You got any bear claws???

Last weird Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 27, 2010, 07:20:19 PM
Nope, just the arm - forelimb, really - given by my dad's friend, I think (meat only, not fur and all).


Last my buddy swears by bear lard for pies - I suppose you could make 'bear claw' pastries with it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 27, 2010, 07:24:43 PM
Okay, I'll take that.

Last Augh, oh god, they're gnawing on my face Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 28, 2010, 03:42:04 AM
I can't bear it.

Last unbearable Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 28, 2010, 03:51:31 AM
Well, as long as we don't break any public indecency laws.

Last get it bear = bare oh lawd Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 28, 2010, 07:25:14 AM
Last don't break down any lewd bearing walls Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 28, 2010, 01:27:51 PM
Last bears bearing ball bearings... balls Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 28, 2010, 01:39:42 PM
This has turned now completely ballaballa.

Last time for some ursulini elastici Post
(http://de.academic.ru/pictures/dewiki/100/das_letzte_abendmahl_mit_gummibarchen_dargestellt.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 28, 2010, 01:43:21 PM
Wait, where's the mysterious disembodied hand that's going to stab Jesus?

Last supper lol Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 28, 2010, 01:46:52 PM
And it looks like they sacrificed some of their own or related species for that meal.

Last I tell you it's a conspiracy Post
(http://www.candymix.de/images/large/haribo-goldbaeren-sortiert-art_lrg.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 28, 2010, 02:01:13 PM
Last canni-bears? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 28, 2010, 02:24:52 PM
Last there's cinnamon gummy bears? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 28, 2010, 02:30:17 PM
Given other Christmas abominations I wuld not be surprised

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on September 28, 2010, 03:52:45 PM
Last missing o? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 28, 2010, 05:24:15 PM
Yep

Last o missing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 29, 2010, 11:55:00 AM
I wood never leave out an o

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 29, 2010, 03:52:36 PM
Last forget the o's, let's see these Yanks quit leaving u's behind Post

;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 29, 2010, 04:57:53 PM
U, he, she, they...

Last it's all about me, me, ME! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 29, 2010, 05:00:38 PM
Would you, could you, in your neighbourhood?

Last what colour do you like your eggs and ham? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 30, 2010, 04:50:32 AM
Lurid answers wished for that?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 30, 2010, 02:19:30 PM
Lust blue or purple would suffice Pust
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 30, 2010, 02:47:12 PM
That would be Gormenghastly eggs.

Last Peaked Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 30, 2010, 02:51:19 PM
Last not poached? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 30, 2010, 03:01:40 PM
That on the other hand would be Menkar eggs. But be careful, they may as well poach you.

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 01, 2010, 05:46:53 PM
What does Alpha Ceti (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menkar) have to do with it?

Last extraterrestrial poachers Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 01, 2010, 06:48:18 PM

Salt scrambled Stop
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 02, 2010, 12:03:29 AM
Are out of eggs?

Last better make some crème brulée Post
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Post by: Aggie on October 02, 2010, 07:02:56 AM
Last and it'ain't the bruleed okra seeds, though she made them especial for you.... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 02, 2010, 07:47:48 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 01, 2010, 05:46:53 PM
What does Alpha Ceti (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menkar) have to do with it?

Just some obscure comic strip reference.

Last Franco-Belgian iirc Post

unrelated funny video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5vPDJY1xPE
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Post by: Aggie on October 02, 2010, 01:18:06 PM
Last you gotta slap that hog...  roll him over twice...  baste him with a sweeping broom Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 02, 2010, 05:35:42 PM
Last do ya? Post
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Post by: Aggie on October 03, 2010, 06:37:27 AM
Last haven't got around to cooking Filipino Boxspring Hog yet, no - tempted to try a porchetta before a whole pig Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 03, 2010, 08:23:23 AM
A different pig every day?

Last variety Post
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Post by: Aggie on October 03, 2010, 03:40:05 PM
I warned a co-worker not to take up smoking - it's a hard habit to quit.  You're up to a side of pork a week in no time.  I smoked $50 worth of sockeye salmon last weekend; my lungs still haven't recovered. ;)


Last
Dig a big pit in a dirt alley road, fill it with madrone and bay
Stinks like hell and the neighbours complain, don't give a hoot what they say
Post

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyYhcs4dd5g&feature=related
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 04, 2010, 09:01:36 AM
Gas knows no fences
So keep down the stenches
Put a cat up your ass
Not the feline, not the donkey
An abbreviation that's what it was
Burn the methane where it emits
And put a gas-proof lid
On the can with your shit

Last Post
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Post by: Aggie on October 04, 2010, 04:05:08 PM
Last or just a belt-mounted H2S scrubber unit Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 04, 2010, 04:09:18 PM
That's just the basis for the smell bouquet.
Many more sulphur compounds in those vapours.

Last and stronger ones Post
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Post by: Aggie on October 04, 2010, 04:12:03 PM
Hmm... I wonder if a typical scrubber would catch the mercaptans too?

Last I see a market for activated-carbon-and-cyclodextrin based chair pads Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 04, 2010, 04:18:05 PM
Btw, what does the scrubber turn the sulphur into? Elementary sulphur or sulphur oxide?

Last depends on the catalyst, I think Post
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Post by: Aggie on October 04, 2010, 04:26:43 PM
Hmm... good question - at the big sour plants, I think it's elementary sulphur because there are HUGE blocks of it sitting there (warehouse size).  For some of the small tank-vent type scrubbers, it may be something different.


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Post by: Swatopluk on October 04, 2010, 08:13:05 PM
It's definitely a smelly business

Last rotten Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 04, 2010, 08:32:01 PM
Unless you wanna make black powder.

Last what was that recipe again? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 04, 2010, 09:02:44 PM
75% potassium nitrate and 10-15% of sulphur and charcoal each.
Less trivial than it sounds. One has to choose the right wood and take care that the sulphur is not too acidic/sour.
Crystallized sulphur is usually the best (in Europe traditionally from the Aetna volcano).
The mixing process is also quite sophisticated and affects the power of the powder significantly.
Many recipes also include traces of other substances that allegedly stabilize the mixture, improve the burn and reduce the residue.

Last black art Post
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Post by: Aggie on October 04, 2010, 11:12:19 PM
Willow charcoal is reputedly the best for fireworks, at least for producing long-lasting spark trailers.


Last should have finished off the paperwork for my fireworks licence Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 05, 2010, 12:18:35 AM

Last does the earth move? Post
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Post by: Aggie on October 05, 2010, 12:27:59 AM
We did the big shows off a barge... a 12" shell moves it pretty good when it launches


Last When the barge is a rockin' don't come a knockin' Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 05, 2010, 08:46:12 AM
Must be a stable barge, if you can fire 12 inch shells from them  ;)

Last heavy naval artillery Post

Just stumbled on this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfuwNU0jsk0
Hint: it involves Donald Duck and Glenn Beck
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 05, 2010, 03:10:07 PM
Call Händel and ask how big the barge was.

Last Royal Fireworks Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 05, 2010, 03:12:19 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on October 05, 2010, 08:46:12 AM
Must be a stable barge, if you can fire 12 inch shells from them  ;)

Last heavy naval artillery Post

I've loaded those suckers - they are very scary.  



Last but we used fibreglass cannons Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 05, 2010, 03:24:09 PM
Well, Gustav Adolph used leather cannons in the 30 Years War.

Last I guess your fiberglass cannons have less than a ten mile range Post

Btw, what about the Donald Duck meets Glenn Beck cartoon?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 05, 2010, 04:27:19 PM
Watched it, but I've never heard Glenn Beck before. :O

Last time to leave the house and drive halfway across the city to pick up the books I ordered to my door from Amazon Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 05, 2010, 05:50:10 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on October 05, 2010, 03:24:09 PM
Btw, what about the Donald Duck meets Glenn Beck cartoon?
I can't stand the voice of the demagogue.

Last now under investigation for fraud on his gold business Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 05, 2010, 07:59:06 PM
I think the compilation of that cartoon is a piece of art. Nothing shoddy, perfect fit.

Last I get into a fit when I have to listen to Glenn Beck Post
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Post by: Aggie on October 05, 2010, 09:37:09 PM
I'll agree with that - slightly choppy, but very slightly - I only notice it as a slight pace-change from a standard DD cartoon.

Last ... Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 06, 2010, 07:17:43 AM
And quite a good job in changing the newspaper headlines without a break in style.

Last Post
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Post by: Aggie on October 06, 2010, 04:10:48 PM
Yes, I noticed that.


Last Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 07, 2010, 08:11:40 AM
We haven't seen our animals of the year for some time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vn9Hj23ggjA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBkmzzAh8Eo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdJxlzCEYK

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 07, 2010, 08:41:27 AM
:offtopic:

I wish the Youtube whatsit worked, I wonder where it went? Perhaps the Squidlings got at it.

Last bereft Post

can one be off topic in the Last Post?
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 07, 2010, 09:58:54 AM
Well, going away from Glenn Beck seemed to justify it.

Last now we are back. Aaargh! Post
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Post by: Aggie on October 07, 2010, 03:59:20 PM
Last :-X Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 07, 2010, 08:30:49 PM
Last are you becking down? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 08, 2010, 12:15:27 AM
Better buckle up.

Last and get away from the subject Post
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Post by: Aggie on October 08, 2010, 04:45:20 AM
I'm just intent on taking the

Last Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 08, 2010, 07:18:58 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 08, 2010, 12:15:27 AM
Last and get away from the subject Post

Especially when it is so loathsome

Last Post
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Post by: Aggie on October 08, 2010, 01:49:02 PM
Back to sharp things then...

Last got an axe in the mail Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 08, 2010, 01:55:03 PM
I assume in a parcel. Or is it a bonsai axe that would fit in an envelope?

Last gnomic axe Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 08, 2010, 08:56:26 PM
Last DNA axe? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 08, 2010, 10:51:42 PM

Last axe minster carpet
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Post by: Aggie on October 09, 2010, 03:15:13 AM
Last Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 09, 2010, 08:29:02 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on October 08, 2010, 10:51:42 PM

Last axe minster carpet

Last Lord Privy Seal (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Lord%20Privy%20Seal)? Post
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Post by: Aggie on October 09, 2010, 12:42:48 PM
Last  :axe: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 09, 2010, 04:22:40 PM
Last  :zombie: Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 09, 2010, 08:49:44 PM

Last Post
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Post by: Aggie on October 10, 2010, 02:22:28 AM
Last  :voodoo: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 10, 2010, 08:29:35 AM
Last this has turned into the morbid smiley parade Post

Anfscd: isn't this a beautiful cake?
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/TKVjkHf9oZI/AAAAAAAANH0/CHvw2X8A6nc/s1600/Brindy+W+.+ow+.+baby+beer+gun+stars.jpg

Edit 2: and this one:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/TKEkk1NSR4I/AAAAAAAANCw/CxRS8gbCcRc/s1600/Brian+B.ow.dinosaur+cinderella.jpg
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Post by: Aggie on October 10, 2010, 09:58:43 AM
Last :barf:  :cake: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 10, 2010, 10:06:42 AM
Some time (years) ago I read an article about an actual  US baby getting its first gun (Hey, the constitution sets no age limit!).
But at least the parents were reasonable enough to state that they would wait until the child can walk before they handing it the ammo
(OK, that's not a quote but it comes pretty close)

Last they'd better watch Mario Bava's Bay of Blood first Post
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Post by: Aggie on October 10, 2010, 10:18:59 AM
I got my first gun for my 10th birthday, but I probably learned to shoot by 5 (my sister certainly did, if not younger - she's 2 years after me so it's not impossible she first squeezed a trigger at 3).



Last but unsupervised firearms use was never allowed Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 11, 2010, 08:29:35 AM
I guess toddlers start with Derringers

Last and the first longarm in combination with a fork Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 11, 2010, 10:17:10 PM
Last fork handles four candles Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 12, 2010, 06:25:08 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on October 11, 2010, 08:29:35 AM
I guess toddlers start with Derringers

No, pistols are difficult to shoot - start with a rimfire .22 rifle.  Not much kick, and not too loud.  Good enough for shooting grouse, when you move from plinking cans to gunning down dinner.

Last Happy Thanksgiving! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 12, 2010, 09:36:12 AM
Should the gun be larger or smaller than the shooting toddler?

Last Not actually a joke. See pictures of child soldiers Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 14, 2010, 01:33:21 PM
Quote from: Aggie on October 10, 2010, 10:18:59 AM
I got my first gun for my 10th birthday, but I probably learned to shoot by 5 (my sister certainly did, if not younger - she's 2 years after me so it's not impossible she first squeezed a trigger at 3).
Were bear attacks that frequent?

Last too urban to consider Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 14, 2010, 02:35:56 PM
Around here it would be wild boar. Berlin has enough green pathways for them to get from outside the city right to the center.

Last but you'll get in trouble, if you use firearms on them without being licenced* Post

*not just for the gun; for shooting wildlife, esp. in the city.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 14, 2010, 03:52:29 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 14, 2010, 01:33:21 PM
Were bear attacks that frequent?

A gun is actually a fairly foolish tool for defense against bears - at least anything a child could pack, and even in the case of larger firearms.  We did have the odd bear, cougar or moose wander through my neighbourhood.

We were never permitted to pack guns about, and shooting as kids was just for fun.  I did most of my target practice with a pellet gun, but Dad would take us out shooting (beer cans and the like - no wanton killing) on occasion.  As I got older, I started hunting grouse with Dad a bit - he'd pack the deer gun and I'd keep my eyes peeled for birds.

Calgary is 1m people, but we still get the odd moose in the city.

Last plus lots of beavers, jackrabbits and Canada geese in the downtown core Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 14, 2010, 04:17:34 PM
We have racoons mainly (now it seems outcompeting the foxes)

Last they are the masked ones Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 14, 2010, 04:32:19 PM
Quote from: Aggie on October 14, 2010, 03:52:29 PM
We were never permitted to pack guns about, and shooting as kids was just for fun. 

Shooting at kids is even more fun  :o

Last violent Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 14, 2010, 04:33:11 PM
Even more when and if the shoot back

Last Post
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Post by: Aggie on October 14, 2010, 05:17:37 PM
City people.  ::)   

Last I don't shoot people because Dad always taught me not to kill anything I'm not going to eat.  I'm not eating people - do you see the garbage they consume?  Disgusting.  :mrgreen: Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 15, 2010, 04:55:50 AM

Last they shoot horses don't they? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 15, 2010, 08:12:51 AM
Well, people of Celtic heritage eat horses, those of Germanic origin don't.

Last and in China they eat dogs Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 15, 2010, 05:02:03 PM
I was thinking more of Jane Fonda (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065088/) rather than Celts.

Last feeling my age Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 16, 2010, 08:36:45 AM
Never heard of that one (the film, not the lady).

Last Is Paris burning? Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on October 19, 2010, 09:02:38 AM
Surely it's far too soggy for that?

Last resistance is futile post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 19, 2010, 09:06:53 AM
Quote from: Sibling DavidH on October 19, 2010, 09:02:38 AM
Surely it's far too soggy for that?
Last resistance is futile post.

Then get a a few women scorned there.

Last nothing hotter Post
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Post by: Aggie on October 19, 2010, 02:14:42 PM
Last don't play with fire Post
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Post by: Pachyderm on October 19, 2010, 04:40:02 PM
FFFFFFFIIIRRRE!!

Look everybody, over there! A huge fire!

Disappears with the Last Post...
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Post by: Aggie on October 20, 2010, 03:49:31 AM
For a bloidy long time, too...

Last where'd you stash Swato? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 20, 2010, 08:42:45 AM
At the dentist and later at a lecture about time in relation to the universe.
There are 3 ways to define time cosmologically. One has a beginning but no end, one has both an end and a beginning and the third has no beginning but an end (which is earlier than the end in the second).

Last and that's physics, not philosophy Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 20, 2010, 12:18:41 PM
Last a lecture about time without end? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 20, 2010, 12:22:57 PM
The post lecture discussion was open-ended :mrgreen:

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 20, 2010, 03:10:04 PM
Last no end in sight  ;) Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 20, 2010, 04:50:18 PM
Forget the Big Bang, now it's the Big Bounce.

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 20, 2010, 08:11:32 PM
Last cosmic slam dunk? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 21, 2010, 09:06:16 AM
Even that model is so yesterday!

Last do cosmologists read Big & Bouncy magazine? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 22, 2010, 05:17:33 AM

Last :sportsred: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 22, 2010, 08:26:00 AM
Eccentrica Gallumbits (the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six) called Zaphod Beeblebrox the best bang since the Big One

Last also the turtle moves Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 23, 2010, 07:08:49 PM
Is He the good raptherd?
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/TLeM9Wu7kQI/AAAAAAAANes/l4fKPzI5oHw/s1600/Stacey+.+ow+.+photo.jpg)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/TLeM9Wu7kQI/AAAAAAAANes/l4fKPzI5oHw/s1600/Stacey+.+ow+.+photo.jpg
Last double Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 23, 2010, 08:09:23 PM
Swato is disqualified from taking the Last Post due to double posting.

Last less competition Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 23, 2010, 08:13:54 PM
It was clearly marked as a double post (deliberately not lowering the word).

Unclaimed Last Post

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 23, 2010, 08:18:53 PM
Swato adds cheating to his crimes.

Last judge and jury Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 24, 2010, 01:58:01 AM
Last J'accuse Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 24, 2010, 08:25:41 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on October 23, 2010, 08:18:53 PM
Swato adds cheating to his crimes.

What do you mean with 'add'? It's the basis for all the others

Last cause and effect Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 24, 2010, 08:52:01 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on October 24, 2010, 08:25:41 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on October 23, 2010, 08:18:53 PM
Swato adds cheating to his crimes.

What do you mean with 'add'? It's the basis for all the others

You can't have an unclaimed last post without posting the last post, but if you claim the last post then it is not unclaimed.

As for that "not lowering", how low can you get?

Last let's get this straight Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 24, 2010, 09:04:00 AM
Absolute zero is unreachable, so it is possible to go lower forever.

Last and T goes quantum near 0 anyway Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 25, 2010, 01:25:24 AM

Last this is so debased Post
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Post by: Aggie on October 25, 2010, 06:22:23 AM
Last gonna grow up to be a debaser Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 25, 2010, 01:48:33 PM
Last deface the debated debase Post
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Post by: Aggie on October 25, 2010, 02:13:25 PM
debase went over demountain, debase went over demountain, debase went over demountain.....


Last to see what he could see Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 25, 2010, 03:10:32 PM
It fills the mind with glee

Last better than goo Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 28, 2010, 01:02:37 AM
Last gee.. Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 28, 2010, 05:29:42 AM
Glee isn't that great.

Last it's not a euphemism for homosexual, is it? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 28, 2010, 07:21:00 AM
Are you sure you are not queerish?
---
Sad news: Paul the octopus and prophet extraordinaire has left the mortal plane.

Last to our knowledge he died of natural causes (old age) Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 28, 2010, 02:06:35 PM
Do you think he saw it coming?

Last too soon? Post
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Post by: Aggie on October 28, 2010, 02:09:56 PM
Last Can we dedicate this week's Friday Cephalopods to him Post?
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on October 28, 2010, 02:17:49 PM
Last I think you mean, how can we not? Post!
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 28, 2010, 02:24:48 PM
I think there is a commemorative video about him on Youtube but I have not checked yet.

Last Post
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Post by: Aggie on October 28, 2010, 02:31:57 PM
Last Pass around a plate of mussels Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 29, 2010, 08:27:35 AM
Lots of videos on youtube on the event. Speculations who did it. Proposed recipes. Currently the mortal remains are on ice and a cremation is planned for the near future.
A successor has been named (Paul) but prophetic abilities not yet tested.

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 29, 2010, 04:46:06 PM
The short life of cephalopods is one of those things that pushes the understanding of intelligence (why waste so much energy on brains when you're only expected to live ~2 years?).

Last gerontology + genetic engineering = long lived cephalopods? :o Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 29, 2010, 04:55:44 PM
The giant ones grow as long as they live. Imagine an architeuthis livinh 80 years

Last We bow to our giant squid overlords Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 29, 2010, 07:02:07 PM
Perhaps they can but the environment kills them earlier. ;)

Last in reality I doubt more than 20-30 is achievable with plenty of care if we knew how Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 30, 2010, 08:23:25 AM
The female ones die almost immediately after their offspring has hatched.

Last I suspect they are Cathari Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 30, 2010, 02:32:25 PM
Then how do they get to be bigger than the males?

Last something doesn't add up Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 30, 2010, 03:15:18 PM
I might be wrong but iirc the males die after mating (spawning).

Last the the wage of sex is death Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 31, 2010, 01:40:09 AM
Last IMO some humans should have died before mating Post
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Post by: Aggie on October 31, 2010, 02:16:36 AM
If males are just a sperm-sack, there's no point in competing for food with one's potential mates.  Smaller males are common in many species. 

Last ah, to be a Cryptopsaras couesii Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 31, 2010, 09:05:22 AM
They follow biblical prescription to the letter by literally becoming one flesh (and it being the male that attaches itself to the female*)

Last Saint Lantern of Abyssos Post

*'...and shall cleave unto his wife...'
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 31, 2010, 02:01:29 PM
Last it's a bad Lot Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 01, 2010, 07:57:29 AM
Lot was okay but his female family members were a bit of trouble.
Wife got quick mineralisation and the daughters... :o

Last one even called the kid Moab = from daddy) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 01, 2010, 06:15:04 PM
The giving of his daughters away doesn't sound OKish to me...

Last bad daddy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 02, 2010, 12:19:54 AM
I was given away to the wrong man.

Last wining Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 02, 2010, 01:27:25 AM
Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me
My mother's making me marry Mary Mac
Well I'm going to marry Mary for when Mary's taking care of me
We'll all be feeling merry when I marry Mary Mac

Last KAIYUT-LIT-L-LOT-LIT-L-LOTL-LEETLE-UM Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 02, 2010, 01:32:05 AM
Last  :-\ Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 02, 2010, 01:42:29 AM
Come single guy and gal unto me pay attention
Don't ever fall in love
It's the devil's own invention
For once he fell in love with a maiden so bewitching
Miss Henrietta Bell down in Captain Kelly's kitchen

Last With me toora loora la, me toora loora laddie, Me toora loora la and me toora loora laddie Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 02, 2010, 02:41:15 AM
I'll tell you a story, believe me it's true
a tale you'd best hope, never happens to you,
old spicy mcHaggis, how he met his fate,
you I can save, but for him it's too late

Spicy was big, burly and strong
his pipes were gigantic, and so was his schlong
from city to city running around
Always looking for chicks over four hundred pounds

Last he took off his shirt, she lifted her skirt, they pulled out his unit and stared to flirt... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 02, 2010, 03:05:21 AM
No I'll never understand,
No I'll never understand,
why I'm such a Selfish Man!
Selfish Man!
Selfish Man!

Last aahhh, aye yai yai yai-yai yai yai yai yai-yai aye yai yai yai-yeah! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 02, 2010, 07:23:02 AM
Ye should reopen/revive the lyric chain thread.

Last and all that luridness has better places to go :o Post

(http://images.elfwood.com/art/s/t/starling/maned_wolf.jpg)(http://www.aradergalleries.com/paintings/images/137_Europea/wolf_vulture.jpg)(http://criticalmiami.com/images/402.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 02, 2010, 12:30:22 PM
In the immortal words of Captain Jack Sparrow: "You're not a furry, are you?"

Last Raunchy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 02, 2010, 12:38:14 PM
Last wear the fox hat? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 02, 2010, 12:42:52 PM
Fox Spirits have a bad rep in China

Last slightly better in Japan Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 02, 2010, 12:48:13 PM
It's all just a smear campaign, I tell you!

Last man, we'll probably never elect a Fox Spirit President Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 02, 2010, 12:57:45 PM
I'd be not so sure about that at least not with a certain meaning of Fox

Last that's not news Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 03, 2010, 06:00:44 AM
How about a Racoon-Dog Spirit president?

Last a leader with balls Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 03, 2010, 07:44:08 AM
All Hail the Tanuki!

(http://mmimageslarge.moviemail-online.co.uk/16531_pompoko7.JPG)
http://mmimageslarge.moviemail-online.co.uk/16531_pompoko7.JPG

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on November 03, 2010, 06:12:04 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/52/Last_Post.png/240px-Last_Post.png)
Last Post


(But I have a horrible feeling that I've done that one before.)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 03, 2010, 06:25:09 PM
Or other people have...

Because my post didn't post last time, to continue:

The social papers say I've got the biggest balls of all.

Last Do they server Schwetty Balls at these balls? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 03, 2010, 06:52:11 PM
did they beat the drums slowly?
did they play the fife lowly?
did they sound the death march as they lowered you down?
did the band play the last post and chorus?
did the pipes play the flowers of the forest?

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 03, 2010, 08:35:03 PM
If you want to play games it has to be the LPWB.

Last the quality has deteriorated Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 03, 2010, 08:36:57 PM
I've seen worse.

Last the horror... the horror... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 04, 2010, 03:30:20 AM
I've got ghost-parades on the brain lately....


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 04, 2010, 03:33:11 AM
So your father is a war criminal who is killed by his uncle who, despite the assassination, doesn't seem too bad, and moves in with your mom. Your father goes to hell, comes back as a ghost and in a really creepy way, tells you to go kill your uncle.

Last to kill him right away, turn to page 3, if you pretend to be crazy for a while first, turn to page 11... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 04, 2010, 07:27:04 AM
Well, the ghost came without papers and might have been just an identity thief.

Concerning LPWB, how can we play without hints about the current word?

Last thesaurus too thick for blind guessing Post

Btw, Mr.Spock is now an authority quoted by the Texas Supreme Court (http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20101027/05183111607/texas-supreme-court-cites-the-wisdom-of-spock-on-star-trek.shtml)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 04, 2010, 12:15:11 PM
Why not, he wrote the book on baby care...


Last ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 04, 2010, 12:48:13 PM
And the definitive history of the Neocons is also titled Rise of the Vulcans

Last Pon Farr Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 04, 2010, 02:55:25 PM
As with religion they only choose the parts they like and discard the rest.

Last Vulcans may be heartless but they are fully logical Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 04, 2010, 03:11:39 PM
But their rituals look ridiculous nonetheless

Last at least in the one episode I watched Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 04, 2010, 04:09:01 PM
Last most rituals are Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 04, 2010, 04:10:54 PM
Yeah but there is still a slight difference between dignified and ridiculous.

Last I think Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 04, 2010, 07:57:08 PM
To me that's all cultural bias.

Last rituals will always be nonsensical for an outsider Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 05, 2010, 02:24:13 AM
The ridiculous ones are generally the best, or at least the most fun.


Last unless you're trying to be dignified.  Solemnity has a place in ritual as well, but knowingly ridiculous can be a good thing too. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 05, 2010, 08:51:52 AM
If it induces sleep in the audience then it is solemn.

Last the similarity of solemnis to somnis (sleep) is probably no coincidence Post

(http://www.sighco.com/store/images/P/cthulhuknot_big.gif)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 05, 2010, 11:50:00 AM
You dislike Beethoven's grand mass that much?

Last :nervous: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 05, 2010, 12:04:47 PM
Not a friend of masses in general (a few requiems maybe excluded)

Last I dare you to do something solemn on a honky-tonk Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 05, 2010, 01:05:59 PM
How majestic are the entertainers?

Last ;) :mrgreen: :P Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 05, 2010, 01:10:27 PM
very, if the play really slow

Last nuns ens ick Al post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 07, 2010, 04:21:14 AM
Slow is always sexier.

Last quick isn't always better Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 07, 2010, 08:49:50 AM
Does the world wait for the tantric quickie?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 08, 2010, 12:10:56 AM
I thought the world never waited.

Lasttime and tide Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on November 08, 2010, 01:45:36 AM
At the very least, I know I'm not waiting on the world

Last to change Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 08, 2010, 04:00:44 AM
In my day you could buy fish and chips and still get change from tuppence.

Last lost in translation Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 08, 2010, 07:37:35 AM
Now it's tupperware instead of tuppence.

Last but that may be past too now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 08, 2010, 04:05:47 PM
Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on November 08, 2010, 05:41:29 PM
Last but not for long post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 08, 2010, 06:18:25 PM
Tupperwhat?

Last is that related to the teletubbies? ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 08, 2010, 06:19:23 PM
Tupperware is a sort of plastic clothing that housewives wear.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 08, 2010, 07:23:01 PM
Last but only when they're selling it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 08, 2010, 09:16:53 PM
But it lasts. There are a number of items of that brand a good deal older than me in this household.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 08, 2010, 09:31:07 PM
Me too. Their mistake was to make it virtually indestructable (whereas I am not).

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 08, 2010, 09:49:55 PM
Maybe coating would help

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 09, 2010, 03:26:07 AM
I just bought a new coat.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 09, 2010, 03:32:16 AM
Not intimate enough

Last not like a second skin Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 09, 2010, 05:24:40 AM
No, more like a third skin.

Last thick-skinnedPost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 09, 2010, 07:17:51 AM
Leather Griffin?

Last senior dominatrix Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 09, 2010, 12:54:27 PM
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 09, 2010, 01:03:02 PM
Quote from: Aggie on November 09, 2010, 12:54:27 PM
Last Post

A bit short. But I have not much to add to it anyway/either

Last Post

And still about 1 day behind you, Aggie
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 09, 2010, 09:03:57 PM
Old leather, possibly.

Last I booked a facial for Christmas Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 09, 2010, 09:11:02 PM
But keep the chainsaw out of it

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 10, 2010, 06:30:17 PM
The Xmas chainsaw massacre?

Last have you been naughty this year? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 10, 2010, 07:57:17 PM
The mistletoe will not safe you from Robot Santa's TOW missile.

Last Slay Ride post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 12, 2010, 03:31:09 AM
I'm not worried.

Last Death will keep the Hogfather alive Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 12, 2010, 04:38:43 AM
But what if Santa goes crazy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-47DYlMYn3w

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 13, 2010, 04:20:06 PM
Santa is crazy.

Last the idea is crazy at least Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 13, 2010, 04:44:37 PM
Yeah, who would build his house on non-permanent ice and far from supply routes?

Last freight submarines are uneconomic post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on November 13, 2010, 07:16:30 PM
Last depends what they carry post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 13, 2010, 07:25:11 PM
They are still working on real submarines in the Columbian jungle.
Until now it's only Davids.

Last maybe they should call North Korea Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 14, 2010, 09:06:57 PM
Actually no, they were making the subs close to Bogotá which is in the mountains, no jungle at all. You need a significant amount of suppliers to build a sub and the middle of the jungle is a bit retired to get parts. The area surrounding Bogotá is quite developed industrially.

Last the puzzlement came from the eventual move of the finished article to the sea* Post

*you can place a small sized sub on a truck but you need some significant luck not to be stopped at least once on the checkpoints.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 14, 2010, 11:12:41 PM
Applying for university transfers....UCLA PLEASE! Cross your fingers for me.

Last please! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 15, 2010, 12:29:56 AM
Pretty please for our friend Scribs.

Last do they pay top dollar for uni transfers like footballers? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 15, 2010, 05:15:03 AM
Good luck, Scrib!

Last Cross 'em? Bonus points if you can Star-of-David them Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 15, 2010, 05:26:50 AM
Last if there is a G-d, could someone send him to attend to my life crisis Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 15, 2010, 08:27:03 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 14, 2010, 09:06:57 PM
Actually no, they were making the subs close to Bogotá which is in the mountains, no jungle at all. You need a significant amount of suppliers to build a sub and the middle of the jungle is a bit retired to get parts. The area surrounding Bogotá is quite developed industrially.

Last the puzzlement came from the eventual move of the finished article to the sea* Post

*you can place a small sized sub on a truck but you need some significant luck not to be stopped at least once on the checkpoints.

I saw a documentary on that. At least part of the work is done in the mangrove jungles with supplies shipped in.
North Korean minisubs would probably be unsuitable since they are metal, not plastic and thus have a larger signature.

Last when will they switch to guided missiles? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 15, 2010, 12:29:25 PM
Oh, you're talking about the submersibles, those are glass fiber and far easier to build. I thought you were talking about the real sub being made with Russian plans/engineers on the outskirts of Bogotá.

Last that one was a biggie Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 15, 2010, 12:37:57 PM
That's what 'David' means. The term was coined in the US Civil War. Ironically the example most often cited, the CSS Hunley, could actually dive and thus not really falls into the category (many older books falsely assume that it was of the non-diving variety).

Last Sp(e)ar torpedos are still an insane idea Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on November 15, 2010, 12:40:10 PM
Here's wishing you luck, Scrib!
Last and hugs for Griffin post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 15, 2010, 02:35:12 PM
You are not by chance the reincarnation of Mr.Hunley and his David?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 15, 2010, 04:09:13 PM
Can yiou imagine what a reincarnation of the LP would be like?

Last no reincarnaions here please Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 15, 2010, 04:20:11 PM
Would vegans want to reincarnate.

Last let's start with the vegetative nervous system Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 15, 2010, 04:27:23 PM
would you recognize a re-incarnated vegitable nervous system if you saw one?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on November 15, 2010, 04:32:24 PM
Thanks you guys.  :) :hug:
Quote from: Griffin NoName on November 15, 2010, 12:29:56 AM
Pretty please for our friend Scribs.

do they pay top dollar for uni transfers like footballers?
If you're a footballer yes. I'm not. And I'm not doing debate at UCLA. No way in hell.

Quote from: Aggie on November 15, 2010, 05:15:03 AM
Good luck, Scrib!

Cross 'em? Bonus points if you can Star-of-David them
Dude, that would be awesome.

Quote from: Griffin NoName on November 15, 2010, 05:26:50 AM
if there is a G-d, could someone send him to attend to my life crisis
:( Hope everything gets better.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 15, 2010, 04:42:14 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on November 15, 2010, 04:27:23 PM
would you recognize a re-incarnated vegitable nervous system if you saw one?

Last Post

maybe I should eat more carrots

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 15, 2010, 04:58:52 PM
That's cruel.  Most people would never consider eating an animal alive (I've come close, but the bits were disconnected from the CNS), but think nothing of chomping into a living carrot.

Last let's start PETP and go protest vegans Post

Probably least cruel is eating fish, since nearly everything in the ocean is expecting to get chomped on anyways.  I also have a new perspective on how humane hunting is since I heard that wolves kill moose by tearing at their perineum ("taint") to cause massive blood loss.  I'd take a bullet over that any day.   :o
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 15, 2010, 05:03:22 PM
Well, if the moose would be open for it, the wolves might choose a less gruesome method.

Last nonnegotiable Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 15, 2010, 05:06:13 PM
If the wolves had a choice, they might want to bite into something tastier.

Last then again, this is a species that prefers anal sniffing to shaking hands Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 15, 2010, 06:14:51 PM
This conversation is not tasty.

Last call for blandness Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on November 15, 2010, 07:34:40 PM
Last nice wolves prefer rice pudding post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 15, 2010, 07:46:56 PM
And wolverines like wolves for dinner

Last and they badger them Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on November 16, 2010, 05:00:16 AM
Quote from: Aggie...
then again, this is a species that prefers
...

Sadly, the domesticated version (http://thatwoman.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/communication.jpg?w=300&h=249) has not evolved.


Last  I am a glad I am neither moose nor wolf nor badger!    Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 16, 2010, 08:57:34 AM
Art thou the sly fox or the cat that walks by him*/herself?

Last Post

*that would be the original gender as quoted

At obsidianwings there is a discussion on presidential portaits (Bush the Lesser's just came out)
http://obsidianwings.blogs.com/obsidian_wings/2010/11/portrait-of-the-emperors-clothes.html
I joked what Obama's would look like.
A few minutes of (terrible) manipulations I came up with this:
(http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x97/Swatopluk/The_Arnolbama_Portrait_1.png)
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x97/Swatopluk/The_Arnolbama_Portrait_1.png
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 16, 2010, 04:24:40 PM
Obama is the antichrist, for them at any rate, so absolutely nothing he may say or do will appease them.

Last frankly, why care to try? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 17, 2010, 07:25:13 AM
It's still open to debate whether he himself is the Antichrist or just the person preparing his coming.
Even the devil has standards and will not likely use a n-word mongrel.

Last a white female may do Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 18, 2010, 03:13:20 AM
I thought the antichrist was certain psychopathic vice president...

Last the one who shots his 'friends' in the face Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on November 18, 2010, 04:49:49 AM
Last   hold onto yer heroic statuary, kids, the City of Preznits (http://www.visitrapidcity.com/whattodo/thecityofpresidents/) is a'gettin' us some new ones, you betcha!   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 18, 2010, 07:30:31 AM
One newly elected member of the Arkansas State House on the other hand wants to get rid of Lincoln statues.

Last a fervent believer in the cause of the South Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 18, 2010, 02:36:36 PM
Last the loonies are out Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 18, 2010, 02:40:27 PM
Last (Eric Idle voice) It's time to...shoot the loonie Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 18, 2010, 02:46:12 PM
Last hey, the loonie's doing great these days - above par on occasion Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 18, 2010, 05:43:39 PM
It would be wonderful to exchange American loonies for those Canadian loonies*.

Last but I doubt you'd want them Post

*I'm sure you have some of the other kind up there, hopefully less than here.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 18, 2010, 07:16:02 PM
But it is the great fear of the US loonies that their sacred token of Mammon, that is the glennbeck..eh..greenback will be abolished and be replaced by an impure North American currency.

Last why would anybody be so stupid to prefer the $$$? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on November 18, 2010, 08:48:55 PM
You of course refer to the Zimbabwean dollar.

Last 20,265,141,053.46 to the £ Sterling post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 18, 2010, 11:29:22 PM
Haven't you heard that the GOPhers want to go back to the gold standard?

Last where is my purse? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on November 19, 2010, 05:16:29 AM
Wait! I've got it -- a new commodity to inject excitement into the inter/national stock markets!

LAST   LOONIES!   POST


We could have another little ticker running below the S&P 500, NASDAQ, DJIA, et cetera tickers, showing the going trade rates for various loonies by nationality. There's even a built-in provision for futures trading!

It's jeenyus I tells you, jeenyus!



. . . . . ARA ▲ 1.17% . . . . . BNP ▲ .50% . . . . . FPÖ ▲ .05 % . . . . . GOP ▲ 1.47% . . . . . NEO ▲ 2.12% . . . . . TEA ▲ 2.37% . . . . . WBC ▲ 3.29% . . . . .
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 19, 2010, 07:28:55 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 18, 2010, 05:43:39 PM
*I'm sure you have some of the other kind up there, hopefully less than here.

Much less; our extreme right-wingers fall slightly left of the Democrats. ;)

Last well, not quite, but we tend to have more West Coast eco-loonies than anything else.  Charles Adler is the most influential right-wing talk show host I am aware of, and I find him reasonably balanced if occasionally disagreeable. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 19, 2010, 08:29:40 AM
And the RWers, they dispute among themselves whether it was the better part or the worse not to have conquered Canada in 1812.
For it might be that their lack of looniety would have spoilt their game be their number ever so low.
Or whether in these 200 years but 2 they could have turned their mind towards the RWers and that they fell down before Rand and the corporation of the same name, so that they could be exploited as are their neighbours to the South and those to the South of these.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 19, 2010, 02:35:04 PM
And what would the RWers would've done with the Québéquois?

Last unknown variable Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 19, 2010, 02:49:19 PM
People speaking something sounding French and with a distinctly on-English name?
Transportation to the Louisiana swamps, a reservation on Newfoundland and/or 24 hour eviction notes would be among the favored options.

Last maybe the males to Newfoundland and the females to the swamps Post
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Post by: Aggie on November 19, 2010, 03:31:14 PM
I'm surprised any RWers care to remember 1812 - WE KICKED THEIR ASS!  ;)

Last The Québéquois are quite right-wing enough, in their own way Post

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 19, 2010, 03:35:31 PM
Another reason to send them to Louisiana  ;)

Last RWers don#t forget these things because they want revenge and also to blame it on the opposition* Post

*Why did they not send blankets with smallpox in first, why was it not 100% scorched earth, why no no-prisoners policy? etc.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 19, 2010, 05:09:10 PM
Quote from: Aggie on November 19, 2010, 03:31:14 PM
The Québéquois are quite right-wing enough, in their own way
With the in their own way being the operating part.

Last or so I heard Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 19, 2010, 07:33:39 PM
The Russians have a Quebec class of submarines. Someone call Glenn Beck and he will spin a conspiracy out of it.

Last that it is NATO code makes it even worse Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 19, 2010, 09:14:04 PM
It's the commie frenchies conspiracy!

Last no more cookies Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 19, 2010, 09:22:26 PM
esp. on computers with internet access.

Last btw, address space will run in about March 2011 and computers using operating systems older than XP will get into trouble including the one I am typing on currently Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 21, 2010, 07:37:36 AM
Do people address space?

Last zoned out Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 21, 2010, 08:22:46 AM
I put my faith in the LOrd of vacuum :mrgreen:

Last vain Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 21, 2010, 02:19:03 PM
Last who's afraid of IPv6 Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 22, 2010, 07:21:32 AM
v6 sounds like short for vivisect

Last while it is actually Wii Sex, the new adult entertainment Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 22, 2010, 07:33:10 PM
Last there is a market for vibrating attachments for the wii... Post
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Post by: Pachyderm on November 22, 2010, 09:22:20 PM
Last anyone remember the groinal detachment in Red Dwarf? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 22, 2010, 11:00:20 PM
Isn't it more usual for one's intellect to be detached during sex?

Last honest enquiry is the better part of valour Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 23, 2010, 07:24:16 AM
I am too intellectual to ever have sex.

Last a sad antiaphrodisiac for potential partners post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 23, 2010, 12:04:46 PM
I don't believe that.

Last it may be harder to find a partner, though Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 23, 2010, 12:15:18 PM
Well, the few not repelled were already taken and I found it impolite to ask to be put on the waiting list ;)

Last Me and women is like Groucho Marx and clubs Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 23, 2010, 12:21:13 PM
Maybe you don't pick your irons well enough.

Last word association Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 23, 2010, 12:24:49 PM
Success with relationships is a function of exposure.

Last the more you meet the higher the chance Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 23, 2010, 01:00:31 PM
Unfortunately at this agency all the interesting ones are married with children

Last too late, too late Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 23, 2010, 03:25:00 PM
Chances of finding them there are limited.

Last a good predator has a large range Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 23, 2010, 06:23:32 PM
The girls on the train are underage (or not clearly enough above the minimum)

Last and I am too tired anyway Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 23, 2010, 06:31:58 PM
Younger than 14? Kids take the train to go to mid-school?

Last I was referring to a social setting in which you can socially interact with others, like say, a book club Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 23, 2010, 06:35:05 PM
You'd have to put that on the train otherwise I'd not have time for it.

Last time between coming home and going to sleep is filled with the daily Olbermann/Maddow podcast Post
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Post by: Aggie on November 23, 2010, 07:29:42 PM
You'd have my sympathy with regards to time and exposure.

Last if I didn't aspire with only partial success to celibacy Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 23, 2010, 07:35:00 PM
Additionally I have no intention of procreation. Not good for the world and not good for the potential children. I can only admire parents that do not strangle their spawn within the first week :o

Last antipaedic Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 23, 2010, 07:47:48 PM
Kids aren't that bad.

Last just a matter of patience Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 23, 2010, 07:51:47 PM
I guess they become tolerable when they themselves come to mating age ;)

Last what about legendary Chinese wisemen who were born at the age of eighty? Post
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Post by: Aggie on November 23, 2010, 08:29:38 PM
I wouldn't mind the kids, my biological clock is ticking.

Last the rest of it's such a bother Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 23, 2010, 10:11:19 PM
Relationships are complicated but worth the trouble.

Last ...when they work Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 24, 2010, 07:10:48 AM
Last ...and arguments are not made via axe Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on November 24, 2010, 07:51:59 AM
Last   "Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then". - Katharine Hepburn   Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 24, 2010, 09:22:52 AM
Some cultures work indeed that way. That includes some polygamic systems where each woman officially has her own household and the man chooses one each day.
Last in the West that's the way with mistresses ;) Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 24, 2010, 08:55:20 PM
Trains in England used to be useless for procreating since women only carriages were the norm.

Last how things change Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 24, 2010, 11:46:52 PM
There are women only carriages in Japan to prevent groping at rush hour.

Last several cities plan to do the same Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on November 25, 2010, 01:38:01 AM
Last   should there be "Groping" and "Non-Groping" carriages to cater to the public's needs   Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 25, 2010, 02:09:15 AM

Last genderless carriages should be banned Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 25, 2010, 08:29:51 AM
That's a whoreible suggestion!

I am for special (soundproof) carriages for kids below a certain age (who would be banned form the others)

Last (or not) misopaed post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 26, 2010, 12:43:05 AM
But would you advocate clear glass windows?

Kids should be banned from any area where adults gather.

Last bring back Victoria Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 26, 2010, 08:51:13 AM
I'd be content with a Mute button on most occasions

Last also Freeze Frame Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on November 27, 2010, 04:37:16 AM
Last   I yearn for a "torpedo launcher" button on my dash   Post.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 27, 2010, 07:58:57 AM
too messy

Last unless there is also a mindsweeper Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 27, 2010, 03:19:03 PM

Last we need a poll of legendary Chinese wisemen and underage sex Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 27, 2010, 04:57:27 PM
Wisemen with underage boys/girls?

Last they don't seem so wise then Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 28, 2010, 03:21:18 AM
With all that wisdom, they could know something we don't. For example, suppose heaven and hell are a trick and really heaven is hell and hell is heaven?

Last dangerous to trust faith Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 28, 2010, 08:30:25 AM
Some really saintly Chinese wisemen travelled with an entourage of sex bombs just to show that they were beyond temptation.

Last some Christian saints (usually of the less likable sort) have similar anecdotes attached to their name Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 28, 2010, 02:01:32 PM
If heaven is filled with the "you are going to hell" crowd, then I'm sure hell is a more likable place.

Last and way more entertaining Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 28, 2010, 10:40:07 PM
How do you decide if you like a saint?

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Post by: pieces o nine on November 29, 2010, 01:45:24 AM
Last    . . . I like this one just fine . . .    Post


(http://www.lesliecharteris.com/ukpcard.jpg)
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 29, 2010, 08:42:17 AM
Anyone put on an altar is suspect

Last iconoclastic Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 30, 2010, 03:21:06 AM
Last or overseeing it Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 30, 2010, 08:45:27 AM
Let's cut out the middlebeing and concentrate on those who worship at their own altar

Last enough of those around Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 30, 2010, 07:10:52 PM
I need a middle-being to post my posts so I can get more rest.

Last exhausted Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 30, 2010, 08:02:24 PM
Last do middle beings come from middle earth? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 30, 2010, 11:55:15 PM

Last where on earth is middle earth? ;) Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 01, 2010, 03:11:13 AM
Last right in the middle? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 01, 2010, 07:27:39 AM
There were some geological changes since the 4th age. Middle Earth is supposed to be Eurasia.
That would make the Azores the remains oif Numenor.
But to make it 100% clear: America is not Valinor, although the inhabitants tend to behave as if they were.

Last after Akallabeth the flat Earth was turned into the globe we know today and the Elven and Valar lands removed from it Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 01, 2010, 04:07:32 PM
Numenor is a clear reference to Atlantis.

Last both geographically and metaphorically Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 01, 2010, 11:54:11 PM
Which airports do flights to Atlantis? I bet they are closed due to snow.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 02, 2010, 03:11:41 AM
You can fly to Nassau* from many locales including Fort Lauderdale and I can assure you that there is no snow around here.

Last just ~US$800 from London ;) Post

*Atlantis is on Paradise Island which is connected to Nassau via bridge.
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 02, 2010, 08:40:37 AM
Nassau is next to Hessen and therefore likely snowed in at the moment too.

Last maybe the Dutch can sing it away with their anthem Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on December 02, 2010, 07:39:41 PM
Wilhelmus van Nassouwe
Ben ick van Duytschen bloet.....

I've just struggled through all 15 stanzas and I don't get that.

Last but there's a David in verse 8 post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 03, 2010, 08:51:41 AM
Isn't the first stanza quite divided about loyalty? The king is from a place outside of the Netherlands. It' not clear whether the fatherland is Germany or Holland, and he declares that he always honored the king of Spain. :mrgreen:

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 03, 2010, 04:52:42 PM
We Brits were always a bit funny about the King of Spain.

Last it's all in the history books Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 03, 2010, 06:13:32 PM
Because he is a decent Borbon?

Last Franco turning in his grave Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 04, 2010, 07:14:42 AM
Didn't king Nebuchadnezar II have a nice car?
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3444/3225888335_4b43205bcb.jpg)
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3444/3225888335_4b43205bcb.jpg

Last Ishtar Chariot Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 04, 2010, 07:32:21 PM
He couldn't have gone too far on that.

Last blind driver Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on December 04, 2010, 08:35:47 PM
Yes, and the opaque windscreen didn't help much, either.

Last heaping Pelion upon Ossa  post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 05, 2010, 08:41:24 AM
Who woild dare blocking the king's car's way?

Last Oedipal driving Post

Btw, does anybody know what the message of this cake is supposed to be?
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sJUgCmpfd1I/TNHq9-ZykRI/AAAAAAAAA28/E7oSb26ZLUk/s400/Annie+H+.+ow+.+girls+whip.jpg)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sJUgCmpfd1I/TNHq9-ZykRI/AAAAAAAAA28/E7oSb26ZLUk/s400/Annie+H+.+ow+.+girls+whip.jpg
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 05, 2010, 10:10:24 PM
Last exercise or be flogged? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 06, 2010, 08:07:12 AM
And is there any significance in that the black girls whips the white? :mrgreen:

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Also educational material from the abstinence only front of conflict
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoIeXgCfwNI
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 06, 2010, 01:37:27 PM
Lovely video, the medieval mindset at work.

Last I bet that's what Christine O'Donnell heard as a little girl Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on December 06, 2010, 03:49:48 PM
But it's quite true, my toothbrush is pretty yukky.

Last abstinence before, after and during ? post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 07, 2010, 02:40:46 AM
All over, sex is a yucky affair.

Last according to them, anyways Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 07, 2010, 09:37:11 AM
Quote from: Sibling DavidH on December 06, 2010, 03:49:48 PM
Last abstinence before, after and during ? post

Yes, indeed (and in some countries women named Mary may not work as prostitutes)
Also, if we took it to the logical extreme, men should sleep only once with any woman (who has to be a virgin).
Is other people's spit so much more disgusting than your own once it is out of the mouth?
Btw, the perpetual virgins in the Quranic paradise look like not fully thought through. At least for the ladies that looks like not the most happy arrangement (and who will wash all the silken sheets?)

Last also you have to go through the carnation to get at the clove Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on December 07, 2010, 09:45:42 AM
Last but so long as there's plenty of camels and small boys around..... post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 07, 2010, 09:48:59 AM
No need for transport mentioned in the book. Altogh there was a certain fetish about a holy camel ravished (actually mutilated) by a certain people who got their just desserts the night after.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 07, 2010, 01:40:41 PM
Last leave the poor camels alone! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 08, 2010, 08:45:42 AM
Well, that's what the prophet said but people would not listen.

Last Wouldn't it be nice if 'don't hurt the camel' was in the 10 commandments? Post
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Post by: Pachyderm on December 08, 2010, 11:46:44 AM
72 virgins? No, thanks, give me two fire-breathing whores any time...

Last guess I'm not a good person Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 08, 2010, 04:16:33 PM
It doesn't make you a bad person but fire breathing?  :o

Last that may have consequences Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on December 08, 2010, 06:38:19 PM
Last yarooogh!! post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 08, 2010, 07:11:48 PM
Last yarhgggg? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 09, 2010, 02:03:36 AM
Quote from: Pachyderm on December 08, 2010, 11:46:44 AM
72 virgins? No, thanks, give me two fire-breathing whores any time...

I think that means you are sex mad rather than power mad, but I need to go and check the facts.

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 09, 2010, 08:48:14 AM
Apart from sex (Muslims only*) the paradise seems to be distinctly lacking in the entertainment section.

*If the church was/is sure about one thing: there is no sex in the Christian afterlife. There are even hints that the equipment gets removed on entry ('in heaven there is no 'man' or 'woman'...').

Last St.Thomas Aquinas thought that women would get the 'missing' parts, so heaven would be all male Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 09, 2010, 08:14:07 PM
So, what is more chauvinistic, 72 virgins or an all male afterlife?

Last hell looks more promising every day Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on December 09, 2010, 10:19:56 PM
If the christian spirits are all male, they can break through the wall and grab all the muslim virgins.

Last except the priests who will grab all the boys post
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Post by: Aggie on December 09, 2010, 10:48:07 PM
What the hell is the deal with priests and boys anyways?  Is it pure opportunism combined with greater likelihood of keeping silent?

If it's primarily an outfall from forced celibacy, it'd be much less damaging to the Church and more humanly understandable if they were just fooling around with consenting adult women.

Last of course, some may have attempted celibacy to avoid socially unacceptable sexual desires in the first place Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 09, 2010, 11:31:01 PM
Apparently someone did a study to qualify the incidence of child abuse in the church and what they came up with was that while overall it affects 10% of the population, in the church it happened for about 5% of priests. While half the general incidence, the number is astounding considering the supposed moral nature of the individuals involved.

Celibacy seems to have an effect due to heterosexual men being reluctant to forgo sex in order to get in, which seems to promote a higher homosexual population in the prelate. Regardless, child abuse is by no means homosexual only.

Last lost in the :irony: :irony: :irony: Post
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Post by: Aggie on December 09, 2010, 11:41:22 PM
Yes, I've heard that on an organizational basis (compared to the Boy Scouts, say), that the Church actually stacks up pretty good - then again, much of the scandal has been about the protection and re-shuffling of serial offenders, so perhaps a child-abused-per-adult-in-position-of-authority ranking would more relevant.  Child abuse in the general population tends to happen within families and therefore is self-limiting in terms of absolute numbers, say 1 to 4 children per offender vs. the dozens that we've heard about with some priests.

It's the predominance of paedophilia that I find disturbing; perhaps there are plenty of examples of non-celibate priests that keep quiet precisely because it only involves consenting adults, or perhaps these are not newsworthy and don't get widespread coverage, but compared against adultery in the general population (the best analogy I can think of), it seems to be relatively rare.  This makes me wonder how many of the child abusers are 'true' paedophiles and how many would prefer normal consenting-adult relationships (gay or straight) if they were not in the priesthood.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 09, 2010, 11:51:44 PM
Frankly I doubt that someone abusing a child (below 12) does so because he has no other viable options.

With teens it's a bit different because they may be sexually active even if they may be below the age of consent.

Last and that depends on the country Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 10, 2010, 08:30:53 AM
'Straight' priests that can't 'control themselves' have the option to leave and maybe join the Old Catholics (who allow married priests) to 'get legal'. Pedophiles lack that option, and also their job gives them a ready supply of objects of desire combined with a position of authority ('I hold the damnation stick here!').

Btw, there is this South American joke: A priests calls everyone his children except his own and is called father by everyone but his own children.

Last and what about the Holy Father Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 10, 2010, 01:30:08 PM
Popes routinely had children not too long ago.

Last lately they seemed to be more restrained and/or discreet Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 10, 2010, 06:07:53 PM
Hey, those were all nieces and nephews, therefore the term nepotism. ;)

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Edit: And here is another nice cake
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/TPwZRsgu8TI/AAAAAAAAPG8/2KD3N6s9Ebc/s400/jessica%2Bh.ow.tinkerbell%2Bdarth%2Bvader.jpg)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/TPwZRsgu8TI/AAAAAAAAPG8/2KD3N6s9Ebc/s400/jessica%2Bh.ow.tinkerbell%2Bdarth%2Bvader.jpg
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 11, 2010, 04:54:51 PM
Sarah loves the Dark Side.

Last I wonder if her last name starts with P... Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 12, 2010, 08:54:14 AM
What would the Star Wars franchise look like with Monty Python guys in prominent roles.

Last Would Terry Jones be Yoda or Jabba? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 13, 2010, 12:57:30 AM
Last Terry Gilliam would be Yoda Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 13, 2010, 06:03:03 AM
Please give a full casting page :mrgreen:

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Post by: Aggie on December 13, 2010, 07:58:36 AM
I'll just sneak-in an odd hours

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 13, 2010, 08:05:40 AM
Don't stumble over all the rum corpses in the dark!

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Post by: Aggie on December 13, 2010, 08:39:54 AM
I'll keep an eye out for them on the way home from work.

Last paying for the sins of the week by playing catch-up on the weekend.  Well, technically it's Monday morning now.  :P Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 13, 2010, 11:20:51 AM
Just set your watch to another timezone!

Last but mind the dateline Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 13, 2010, 06:08:01 PM
What's the most timezone's one could go through in one day?

Last which direction? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 14, 2010, 10:08:29 AM
All of them when running round the pole

Last increasingly difficult at the North Pole Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 14, 2010, 03:48:09 PM
Last the pole is getting thin (http://nsidc.org/arcticseaicenews/) lately Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on December 14, 2010, 07:38:30 PM
Last OMFSM what about Santa? post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 14, 2010, 08:25:43 PM
He will be delivering presents on a submarine from now on.

Last but how it will be powered? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 15, 2010, 09:00:55 AM
Hunley style with elves turning the cranks. Iirc horses have been tested on some early submersibles but found lacking so reindeers are probably out.

Last Rudolph the red-nosed torpedo Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 16, 2010, 02:36:54 AM
Cross-breed the reindeers with sea-horses, doh!

Last ancient wisdom Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 16, 2010, 09:08:27 AM
Well, there is the leafy sea dragon. The problem is to get antlers growing on the head only not all over the body

Last What about maritime Wolpertingers? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 17, 2010, 06:30:05 PM
I doubt they can pull much.

Last unless you use a hamster wheel Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 18, 2010, 09:23:56 AM
Well, just get enough of them.

Last enough insects could power a jumbo jet Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 19, 2010, 01:02:21 AM
The Jumbo Jets aren't flying due to ice on the runway.

Last winching passengers up and down would avoid landing and take off issues Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 19, 2010, 08:53:51 AM
I thought a number off insects were VTOL or at least STOL

Last How many dragonflies could carry an average human? Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on December 19, 2010, 10:18:47 PM
Last   are they gripping it by the husk?   Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 20, 2010, 05:59:26 AM
Last there may be kernel of truth on that Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 20, 2010, 08:36:31 AM
The seed is planted for an aviatic revolution.

Last amaizing Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 21, 2010, 03:16:48 AM
Too cold here to plant seeds.

Last the place has gone to seed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 21, 2010, 04:09:17 AM
See? That's one expression I don't understand.

Last clueless Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 21, 2010, 08:19:50 AM
I think the closest German term would be 'in die Binsen gehen' (although that is more for events than places).

Last keep the grass growing over that Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 21, 2010, 06:04:03 PM
Call the cows!

Last eat the grass Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 22, 2010, 08:53:41 AM
And the sows

Last to dig up the truffles Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on December 22, 2010, 06:12:40 PM
But not that French bloke (http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/dec/22/french-truffle-farmer-shoots-trespasser)'s truffles - he'll shoot you.

Last not worth it post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 22, 2010, 06:57:21 PM
I wonder when the world-wide gun ban will be passed?

Last legislation kills death Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 23, 2010, 08:28:05 AM
I doubt it ever will unless someone invents something to totally replace them and the ban will be due to environmental concerns (lead, dust, nitrous oxides etc.)

Last back to the bow Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 23, 2010, 04:23:55 PM
Perhaps guns that fire carbon dioxide?

Last alternative killing machines Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 24, 2010, 08:39:33 AM
Humongous Mechas have a distinct disadvantage when it comes to parking.
It's not that they can't remove other cars that are in the way but they themselves need so much space and are not what I'd call inconspicuous.

Last black ops with mechas are a contradictio in adiecto Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 24, 2010, 12:55:52 PM
Last parking is for losers Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 25, 2010, 10:22:12 AM
But it's so cumbersome to wait for the area to cool down when you have nuked it to create a parking space for your humongous mecha.

Last think practical Post
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Post by: Aggie on December 25, 2010, 07:31:25 PM
Last Merry Merry Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 25, 2010, 11:33:54 PM
Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 26, 2010, 03:17:27 AM
Last post-eating Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 26, 2010, 09:11:20 AM
Last (hopefully) post the post-eating digestive trouble Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 26, 2010, 06:26:18 PM
Last post lunch Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 27, 2010, 08:48:35 AM
Last pre-breakfast Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 28, 2010, 03:27:32 AM
Last pro less mundane and more substantive Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 28, 2010, 08:54:34 AM
So you think that for the privilege of claiming the Last Post I should produce a whole essay on some random topic to put here?

Last altogether now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 28, 2010, 02:51:27 PM
Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 28, 2010, 04:35:33 PM
No need for papers but...

Last at least talk about something, you know? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 29, 2010, 01:20:46 AM
Last defiantly abrupt Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 29, 2010, 08:57:12 AM
so, while I passed through my mother's fallopian tubes...

Last Dilbert Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on December 29, 2010, 01:39:50 PM
You only passed through one.

Last obstetric post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 29, 2010, 04:56:47 PM
Are we absolutely certain about that? ;)

Last some people goes the wrong way since the very beginning Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 30, 2010, 09:27:51 AM
Why can't there be the opposite of identical twins? Two zygotes (one from each ovary) fusing to form a single individual.

Last Zwei Seelen leben, ach, in meiner Brust Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on December 30, 2010, 07:39:08 PM
Human chimeras (http://www.suite101.com/content/chimeras-a35005)  do exist, but usually only one ovary pops each time.

Last two sealions live, ouch, in my beast  post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 31, 2010, 03:41:23 AM
Why not avoid all complications and reproduce by parthenogenesis?

Last male free world Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 31, 2010, 09:14:14 AM
The classic horror of theologians who instead dreamed of a female free world.
St.Augustine also prayed for a time when children could be conceived and born without any sexual activity involved. But his church today condemns cloning and even artificial insemination.

Last Parthenogenesis is a privilege of Mary Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 31, 2010, 01:13:09 PM
Last there may be restrictions on the number of geneses Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on December 31, 2010, 04:16:34 PM
Last where's the fun in that? post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 31, 2010, 05:29:30 PM
The absence was the feature.
Even my parent generation often grew up with 'if it's fun, it's likely sin'

Last sadomaso was probably not officially part of the curriculum Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 01, 2011, 03:41:58 AM
Last if sin was illegal would there be less of it? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 01, 2011, 10:00:21 AM
Vote Pat Robertson for POTUS and you may find out.

Last not that he is free of sin, mind you Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on January 01, 2011, 10:40:11 AM
Last POTUS
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 01, 2011, 10:53:02 AM
Isn't the president against the law? I thought pot was outlawed in the US.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 03, 2011, 12:53:44 AM
That would be like the pot calling the kettle black.

Last parthenogenesis with Mary would've delivered a female Christ Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 03, 2011, 08:52:44 AM
Unless there was a severe defect

Last St.Thomas Aquinas was wrong Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 03, 2011, 04:14:35 PM
Extra androgen isn't all that uncommon.

Last the biggest reason for bearded ladies Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on January 04, 2011, 02:44:40 PM
Last you mean French women? post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 04, 2011, 03:42:04 PM
I haven't seen that stereotype living up to it's expectations...

Last the ones I've met were actually quite pretty Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 04, 2011, 04:10:56 PM
Well, I just had the stereotype about (East) Asian ladies being poor drivers reinforced quite brutally - at great detriment to my car.  Waiting today to see if it's going to be a write-off or not.


Last and I thought my ex-wife was a good driver  ::) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 04, 2011, 05:28:07 PM
Quote from: Aggie on January 04, 2011, 04:10:56 PM
and I thought my ex-wife was a good driver
(my emphasis)

Did you mean a bad driver as opposed to this one, or did your ex crash into you?

Last :o Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 04, 2011, 05:44:12 PM
It was she who crashed - nay, rolled - my car.  I wasn't in it at the time. She's generally been a refutal to the stereotype.


Last don't lend your ex the car Post  :-X



fwiw, she's fine....
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 04, 2011, 06:55:24 PM
And you're sure this was an "accident"?

Last :help: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 04, 2011, 07:08:24 PM
Well, yeah...  I don't think you often stage a rollover on purpose, especially when still in the car. ;)  She's good enough at wrecking stuff by accident, trust me.  Took out a light fixture practicing kung-fu. ::)

Insurance company said to start looking for a new car.... :P


Last she aten't driving it, she'd better start looking for one Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 05, 2011, 01:51:38 AM
Last not a borrower nor lender be Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 05, 2011, 02:31:06 AM
Mmm, how has she been, specially after the divorce?

Last I dunno about intentions but it could be a call for attention Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 05, 2011, 04:31:07 PM
Very good, generally; she's very into yoga and the like so she's quite, erm, enlightened compared to her previous demeanour.  We are on amicable terms.


Last and I intend to keep it that way until the paperwork is finished Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 05, 2011, 09:24:27 PM
Last will it leave a paper trail? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 06, 2011, 07:54:09 AM
Something got me Sunday night and since then my digestion switched to 98% liquid and gurgles loudly bottom to top on a regular base (bubbls going up?).
Only the Sunday late night meal took the reverse and left were it came from otherwise at least the direction is correct.
Got electrolyte to keep system from going off the rail but am not fully sure about dosage (and the taste could be better too).
Doctor appointment in 2 hours.

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 06, 2011, 01:33:49 PM
Get well, buddy.

Last hopefully it is something easy to fix Post
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Post by: Pachyderm on January 06, 2011, 02:42:29 PM
Last cork? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 06, 2011, 04:01:51 PM
Try a roux (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roux), perhaps? Add a little ginger and the rehydration salts for extra flavour.   ;D


Last a bit of bismuth might help, but avoid the loperamide Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on January 06, 2011, 06:26:29 PM
How did the doctor appointment go?

Last Montezuma's revenge? post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 07, 2011, 09:02:31 AM
If so, the old Aztec must have had good airline connections since I never came near his territory by several thousand miles.

Back to half-solid 'emissions' (at least).

Last nice way to s(p)oil the last vacation week Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 07, 2011, 01:20:54 PM
I'm sorry to hear that.

Last have you been particularly daring with your diet lately? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on January 07, 2011, 06:24:48 PM
I blame it on improperly cooked aspitriglos.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on January 07, 2011, 07:21:50 PM
Anybody got a safe recipe for aspitriglos?

Last try anything once post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 08, 2011, 09:41:12 AM
Just be careful about the fishbones. In my experience (more than two decades old admittedly*) they are difficult to get out and there always remain some however thorough you are. The skin is very rubbery. The flesh looks gray and, I may say so, tastes like it looks. Lemon juice should be considered mandatory. Don't eat the heads. We never did but not because of the poison (we did not know about). The idea of eating fish heads (stewed or not) simply did not occur to us.

*and limited to the specimens from a Norwegian fjord. Looking at wiki entries there is a huge number of species and some are considered delicacies. Those we catched by the dozen were not.

Last there's better fish to fry** Post

**and I prefer smoked anyway
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Post by: Aggie on January 08, 2011, 04:44:30 PM
Last fish? for some reason I thought you were talking about Aspergillus all this time...  ::) Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 09, 2011, 03:46:44 AM

Last there was something fishy about how Aspergillus got in my toenails Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 09, 2011, 08:43:31 AM
Some fungi can get pretty big

Last shrooming Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 10, 2011, 04:40:20 PM
And are those mushrooms edible?

Last foot fetish Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 11, 2011, 08:14:04 AM
Aren't mushrooms by definition edible fungi?

Last also most things are edibe but some only once Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 11, 2011, 02:50:34 PM
How do you eat fire?

Last I've heard of fire eaters, though Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 11, 2011, 03:10:57 PM
By gulping the fire emitting substances, I presume.
But I have yet to see somebody maintaining the fire inside the stomach

Last while others have mastered the technique to swallow life fishes and to regurgitate them after half an hour without any of the fishes coming to harm Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 11, 2011, 04:35:10 PM
I would say immediate harm.

Last has someone checked the long term survivability of that exercise? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 12, 2011, 12:20:31 AM

Last I ate some dead fish tonight Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 12, 2011, 08:17:36 AM
The guy practicing said art was proud that no animal ever died during the procedure, although his career was long and distinguished.
No idea what the normal lifespan of goldfishes is.

The sword-swallower has stomach trouble and goes to the doctor.
'You have to diet.', said the doc, 'only fruit knives in the next 4 weeks'.

Last Post

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 13, 2011, 04:52:18 PM
Last and the fruit? Post
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Post by: Aggie on January 13, 2011, 06:05:30 PM
Last I'd like to see him swallow a durian Post

(http://www.asiaexplorers.com/malaysia/penang/durian//linfongjiau_x.jpg)

Fruit of the year?

Where are our new animals of the year?
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 13, 2011, 07:44:59 PM
Forgot them. And last time there were complaints about my choices.

What about the musk deer for the land, the requiem shark for the sea and the hoopoe fo the air?

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 13, 2011, 11:55:28 PM
Last why three? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 14, 2011, 12:26:42 AM

Last why not none? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 14, 2011, 12:41:04 AM
Last no subterranean critters? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 14, 2011, 08:20:49 AM
As stated each realm (sea, air, land) should be represented and also different parts of the animal kingdom.
No duck monoculture like the year before last.
If someone insists on a subterranean species, I propose the olm.

Last the German name for the latter is Grottenolm. Nicely bizarre Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on January 14, 2011, 09:02:06 AM
Last no alien species? post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 14, 2011, 09:16:06 AM
I don't see why we should honor GOPsters if there are still lobsters around.

Is this a thing to laugh or to cry about?
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/wiley-drake-focuses-his-imprecatory-prayers-fred-phelps
Personally, I'd say it's a case of "we mostly agree but you make us look bad"

Last at least one side is inbred post
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Post by: Aggie on January 14, 2011, 03:40:56 PM
I've been quite tempted to start a "Satan Loves Fred Phelps" website and encourage counter-picketing along the same lines.

Last probably true Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 14, 2011, 03:53:33 PM
Check first that is does not exist already.

Last anti-Phelpses already do Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 14, 2011, 06:24:35 PM
There is already a facebook group by that name.

Last not that is going to stop them Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 14, 2011, 07:04:13 PM
Counter-picketing in devil suits and gushing statements of how well Fred and the gang is doing His Dark Majesty's work of spreading hatred and fear better than anyone else could might hit a sore spot, though.  :devil2:

Last he's already been picketed by superheros Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 15, 2011, 08:23:19 AM
Devils and angels walking hand in hand with signs of separate-but-equal!

Last demons are His creation too, aren't they Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on January 16, 2011, 09:17:01 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on January 15, 2011, 08:23:19 AM
Devils and angels walking hand in hand

Last   and we all know what that  leads to!   post   :o
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 17, 2011, 08:10:33 AM
One side will succu(m)b?

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 17, 2011, 05:04:49 PM
Last they require a period of incubation Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on January 18, 2011, 03:20:10 AM
Last   well it's certainly not a marriage made in heaven!   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 18, 2011, 03:39:46 AM
Last very few marriages are made in heaven Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 18, 2011, 04:38:11 AM
Last and what is the divorce rate up there anyway? I mean, is it eternal love, or just til death? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 18, 2011, 08:13:18 AM
The Bible is quite explicit that in heaven the concept of man or woman loses all meaning.
Some theologians thought that everyone gets desexed, others that all women are turned into men.
The Order of the Stick takes the approach that 'till death does us part' is to be taken literally, i.e. death means divorce leaving all partners free to pursue other paths in the afterlife.

Last but what about Mary and female saints? Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 18, 2011, 03:03:44 PM
I probably shouldn't ask this, but if all the women become men, why can't they just have gay marriages? :P

Last civil unions? Heavenly unions? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 18, 2011, 03:11:14 PM
According to those theologians sexual desires are the result of original sin, which would be absent in heaven.
Last There were endless discussions whether Adam and Eve had sex in paradise Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 18, 2011, 07:17:18 PM
Being fair, the afterlife should be incorporeal so differences of sex are moot.

Last and everybody should be joined with What Is so "marriage" would be a multiple affair Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 19, 2011, 08:17:26 AM
But why do a resurrection in the flesh, when the body gets dropped instantly after?

Last and how does one grill incorporeal meat in hell? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 19, 2011, 05:56:33 PM
A reason to get cremated perhaps.

Last but if they can have beer volcanos in heaven I am sure they can grill meat in hell Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 20, 2011, 01:06:24 AM
Last whose meat? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 20, 2011, 02:54:11 AM
Meat the creeper.

Last creepy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 20, 2011, 08:14:58 AM
I guess it must be transsubstantiated

Last Post
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Post by: Pachyderm on January 20, 2011, 09:46:35 AM
Last does that mean I am now something else? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 20, 2011, 09:52:52 AM
Death can do that to people

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 20, 2011, 01:08:39 PM
Is there tax transubstantiation?

Last inevitable Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 20, 2011, 01:48:39 PM
For 'conservatives' the estate tax is a tax on the dead person not the heirs.

Last that's more of the 'unsubstantiated' variety Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 20, 2011, 03:57:36 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 20, 2011, 01:08:39 PM
Is there tax transubstantiation?

Only if you max out your RRSPs, and withdraw them very carefully.


Last that season already, eh? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 20, 2011, 03:59:49 PM
Tax return papers are so complicated that our former chancellor Helmut Schmidt (no stupid man he) said that he could not do his himself.

Last Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 22, 2011, 08:30:11 AM
First presentation of our animals of the year
(http://www.altmuehltal.de/gunzenhausen/vogelinsel/wiedehopf.jpg)(http://www.mdr.de/I/5582245.jpg)(http://www.artenschutz-online.de/artenschutz_im_urlaub/bilder_arten/huftiere/moschustier180.jpg)
http://www.altmuehltal.de/gunzenhausen/vogelinsel/wiedehopf.jpg
http://www.mdr.de/I/5582245.jpg
http://www.artenschutz-online.de/artenschutz_im_urlaub/bilder_arten/huftiere/moschustier180.jpg

And a news story from last Monday
(http://toadfishmonastery.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=9.0;attach=1261)
This tom got stuck and it took lifting the whole car to get it out (unharmed).
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 23, 2011, 02:14:15 AM
Erm, does that shark mate with it's face?

Last clasper-breath Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 23, 2011, 04:20:18 AM
That might explain it's eyes.

Last and atheism, for that matter Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 23, 2011, 08:25:53 AM
Maybe he just ate a prawn star

Last couldn't resist Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 23, 2011, 01:39:58 PM
You couldn't, or it couldn't?

Last I though the dolphins were the only ones into voyeurism Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 24, 2011, 04:38:36 AM
...and therefore likely to be censured

Last ad usum delphini Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 24, 2011, 05:18:45 PM
Dolphins are into far more than voyeurism.

Last beware the perv in the tank Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 25, 2011, 08:49:19 AM
I thought prawn was more for baleen whales

Last the tooth stands on the bottle* Post

*I guess that sentence only makes sense in German and even then only for people of a certain age
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on January 25, 2011, 10:09:38 AM
I've never heard of it, and my age is very certain.

Last what's it in German?  der Zahn steht auf der Flasche? post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 25, 2011, 10:20:53 AM
German: Der Zahn steht auf der/die Flasche
with
Zahn(tooth) = attractive girl
Flasche(bottle) = loser
stehen auf (stand on)(+Akk not Dat) = to fancy, to like, to be fan of

Last in the navy 'to stand' is a verb of movement* Post

*no joke, that's real and official. If a ship tries to stay in the same place in spite of currents and adverse weather using its means of propulsion intermittently it is called 'auf und ab stehen' (to stand to and fro).
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 25, 2011, 02:47:40 PM
We were talking about how aliens probably aren't anything like us, even though we often depict them so. Like, what if they're helium based? Or prawn based, like in District 9.

Last this lead to the idea of an alien shrimp balloon Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 25, 2011, 02:51:44 PM
Helium is about the only thing no natural lifeform could be built on/of in this universe (although neon could be tricky too).

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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 25, 2011, 02:52:43 PM
But they would have such funny voices!

Last how science works Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 25, 2011, 02:55:02 PM
Unfortunately they could not even have a voice, even if they could be made. Any other material and it could have a helium voice but not if made out of it itself.

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 25, 2011, 03:02:15 PM
...I am now tempted to try and breathe carbon.

Last brilliant ideas Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 25, 2011, 03:12:18 PM
If you can stand the heat (3642 °C)...

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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 25, 2011, 03:30:58 PM
Ah, well, that's in Celsius. I'm sure it's not so bad in Fahrenheit.

Last I really should probably stop Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 25, 2011, 03:43:05 PM
That would be 6587.6°F

Last but the surface of the sun is still slightly hotter (less than twice) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 25, 2011, 04:22:10 PM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 25, 2011, 03:02:15 PM
...I am now tempted to try and breathe carbon.
Why not being a plant and breath CO2?

Last please don't try Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 25, 2011, 04:58:49 PM
Hmmm, could Robert Plant breathe CO2?

Last I'm sure I have breathed CO2 and some point in my life Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 25, 2011, 05:54:24 PM
Inhaled, quite a bit actually, but actually breathed CO2 should be really low or you would perish from it's toxic effects.

Last 5% more or less coming in and out Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 25, 2011, 07:39:09 PM
Ah, I see. Same goes for oxygen though, doesn't it?

Last depending on the subjective value of "really low" Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 25, 2011, 11:52:20 PM
I'm no physician, I don't know the toxicity levels for O2 or CO2

Last I'm sure Swato knows Post
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Post by: Aggie on January 26, 2011, 02:06:04 AM
I'm not actually sure that CO2 is toxic - I think it'd be quite inert in the human body, other than the acidifying effects if it was dissolved in the blood at high enough concentrations, i.e. it'd eat your bones.

Looks like I'm wrong:
Quote from: wikiToxicity and its effects increase with the concentration of CO2, here given in volume percent of CO2 in the air:

    * 1% can cause drowsiness with prolonged exposure.
    * At 2% it is mildly narcotic and causes increased blood pressure and pulse rate, and causes reduced hearing.
    * At about 5% it causes stimulation of the respiratory center, dizziness, confusion and difficulty in breathing accompanied by headache and shortness of breath. Panic attacks may also occur at this concentration.
    * At about 8% it causes headache, sweating, dim vision, tremor and loss of consciousness after exposure for between five and ten minutes.

Last better than CO, though Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 26, 2011, 03:47:41 AM
Last beats cocaine Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 26, 2011, 09:14:05 AM
The primary effect is that oxygen and carbon dioxide compete for the binding sites on the red blood cells. Both form only a weak bond and the air taken in is therefore not stripped of oxygen (or the kiss of life would be lethal). Iirc only a fifth of the 20% oxygen in air are replaced by CO2. Carbon monoxide on the other hand forms a very strong bond and thus blocks all the binding sites. Cyanide does too to a degree but it also interferes with other parts of the breathing cycle.
My guess is that at higher oxygen levels the body could tolerate also higher concentrations of CO2 but oxygen levels >25% (at 1 atm) are detrimental to health long term. It took a lot of careful 'design' to use oxygen at all since the reactions it undergoes in the cell produce lethal intermediates that have to be coped with. The first organisms that produced oxygen as waste were the equivalent of nuclear power plants without shielding or poison gas factories that pump all their produce directly into the atmosphere. Pure microbe armaggeddon.
Aging has quite a lot to do with the body slowly losing the battle against the byproducts of the use of oxygen.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 26, 2011, 04:54:23 PM
So that's all that anti-oxidant craze all around.

Last just activate telemerase production in cells and life will be as long as the next cancer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 26, 2011, 06:27:24 PM
Those radicals can do more than just damage DNA.

Last especially when free Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 27, 2011, 02:39:16 PM
So it's akin to many countries security services?

Last We want to be free of radicals! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 27, 2011, 02:42:07 PM
It would be worse if oxygen's natural state was singulet not triplet.

Last coincidence of quantum theory Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 27, 2011, 03:02:24 PM
Last only in this universe Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 27, 2011, 03:05:19 PM
Find me one where this is not the case!

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 27, 2011, 06:13:16 PM
Finding it wouldn't be enough, such universe would be inaccessible for us.

Last and I wouldn't know how to tell which is which Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 28, 2011, 08:02:54 AM
Maybe there is one with universal healthcare too

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 28, 2011, 11:26:53 AM
We are about to lose our universal healthcare on the whim of our politicians. They are mostly millionaires so why should they worry. It won't affect them.

Last I have far too many free-radicals; I just assume I am doomed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 28, 2011, 11:39:38 AM
If you can't beat them (up)...  ;)

Last is that a call for violence? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 28, 2011, 12:05:24 PM
Last violence is never called for Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 28, 2011, 12:12:11 PM
Or better, there is rarely a need to call for it since it comes out of its own accord.

Last violent organ Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 29, 2011, 02:28:19 AM
Cutting social services comes on it's own accord?

Last going Ferengi Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 29, 2011, 12:10:25 PM
unregulated bonds lead to bondslavery sooner or later

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 29, 2011, 02:48:45 PM
Let's see, when was the last time a guild of bankers held power over a large portion of the known world?

Last have they ever gone out really? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 29, 2011, 03:06:19 PM
Last I read that as "guild of bakers" - imho it's a "wunch of bankers" Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 29, 2011, 04:54:05 PM
Last I read that last one as a "bunch of w@nkers" Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 30, 2011, 03:21:04 AM
That's the intent. ;)

Last and for the record, it was fuddy blucking cold to be working outdoors today Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 30, 2011, 08:34:26 AM
in other words a good time to hang your bakers out to (freeze) dry

Last and about that hanging part... Post

Totally off-topic: here (http://www.exploratorium.edu/exhibits/ladle/) is an experimental version of Little Red Riding Hood
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 01, 2011, 03:41:52 AM
Last experimental? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 01, 2011, 08:12:28 AM
I assume it started as an experiment (can it be done?) before it became material for linguistic lectures.

Last M.AGERIS TER DIXI Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 01, 2011, 03:13:31 PM
Isn't everything an experiment at some point?

Last beginnings Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 01, 2011, 03:36:03 PM
The why was 'No experiments' once such a powerful (election winning) slogan?
(http://www.hdg.de/lemo/objekte/pict/BiographieAdenauerKonrad_plakatAdenauerKeineExperimente/index.jpg)
http://www.hdg.de/lemo/objekte/pict/BiographieAdenauerKonrad_plakatAdenauerKeineExperimente/index.jpg

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 01, 2011, 05:44:54 PM
I know how important the man was but, gosh, not the kind of face you would elect nowadays...

Last evoking the old teacher quick to use his ruler Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 02, 2011, 09:10:14 AM
Well, he would fit with the RW mob in one aspect. His vocabulary was proverbially small (some say just 500-600 words, about 1000 is more likely*).
He was by no means stupid and also an inventor of renown but obviously considered very simple speech to be fully sufficient.
Mabye his success can be partially explained by people notoriously underestimating him. Who'd expect to be outwitted by a septuagenarian with a simplistic speech pattern? ;)

Last the guy was dangerous Post

*the average for Germans of the time was 4000.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on February 02, 2011, 11:36:06 AM
Come on, just because he was a bit conservative.  I remember Adenauer's time very well.  He got the Bundesrepublik off to a very good start.

Swato, you beggar, I had to Google 'M.AGERIS TER DIXI ' before I got it.  ;D

Last sneaky! post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 02, 2011, 12:10:20 PM
Lactis audere est ante pericula, as we used to say

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 02, 2011, 05:38:48 PM
The milk what?

Last never got Latin Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on February 02, 2011, 10:21:52 PM
Sadly, you also have to know German to get this ghastly wordplay.  It seems to mean milk is to be heard before dangers  but actually can be bent in German to mean (?) the milk lorry has just pulled up.

Yes, I know, it's sad.  ;D

Last CAESAR HAD SOME JAM FOR TEA, POMPEY HAD A RAT post




Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 03, 2011, 12:14:59 AM
Ah! German and Latin.

Last the holes in my education Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 03, 2011, 08:16:40 AM
Quote from: Sibling DavidH on February 02, 2011, 10:21:52 PM
Sadly, you also have to know German to get this ghastly wordplay.  It seems to mean milk is to be heard before dangers  but actually can be bent in German to mean (?) the milk lorry has just pulled up.

You confuse audire (hear) and audere (dare) in the first part but got it correct in the second.

Last rex pulex et multum in ut plus Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 03, 2011, 02:42:20 PM
I wouldn't dare to try

Last :P Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 03, 2011, 02:59:41 PM
You are making yourself me-nothing you-nothing out of the dust?

Last equal goes it loose Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 03, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I'm nothing, I know

Last equus goose? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 03, 2011, 03:18:56 PM
A famous misattempt by a German politician to speak English.
What he meant was: In a moment it will start

Last Caesar equus consilium post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 03, 2011, 03:56:03 PM
What's the age of consent of that horse, Caesar?

Last :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 03, 2011, 04:18:56 PM
It's actually about biking, although in German a bike is also known as a Drahtesel (wire donkey)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 03, 2011, 08:46:10 PM
Hmm... slow day - I'd better take the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 04, 2011, 09:00:01 AM
And here comes the relief

Last taken Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on February 04, 2011, 09:15:52 AM
Quote from: SwatoYou confuse audire (hear) and audere (dare) in the first part but got it correct in the second.
Yes, one of those silly slips.  I know perfectly well that audere means wagen.  I realised later.
Last beating self on head post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 04, 2011, 09:23:51 AM
Wieviel bringt ihr Wagen denn auf die Waage? Und was wiegt die Wiege? Sind sie mir noch gewogen, nachdem ich dies wagte?

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Post by: Aggie on February 04, 2011, 04:22:34 PM
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 04, 2011, 07:32:34 PM
No, NO, this is the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 05, 2011, 12:54:10 AM
Last, first, in the middle...

Last what's the difference? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 05, 2011, 08:10:58 AM
The relative lastness of the position of the post

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on February 05, 2011, 07:45:18 PM
..which is now safely tucked away in Herefordshire, hidden under my wheelbarrow where nobody will ever find it.  Last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 06, 2011, 09:13:29 AM
Unfortunately the wheelbarrow got nicked by the Dreaded Pirate Roberts and the Last Post got exposed. A flock of magpies absconded with it.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 06, 2011, 10:02:40 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on February 06, 2011, 09:13:29 AMA flock of magpies absconded with it.

And gave it to me.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 07, 2011, 08:15:14 AM
You'll have to recite a number of magpie rhymes for that

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 08, 2011, 02:42:30 PM
Careful!

Last Griffin may unleash her headology powers on you! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 08, 2011, 03:21:21 PM
Last let's drink all the Hedgerow Gin and sing the Hedgehog Song Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 09, 2011, 08:17:58 AM
Not in front of the parents!

Last no problem with the kids Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 09, 2011, 03:38:22 PM
Parents are far more impressionable this days.

Last and grandparents too Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 09, 2011, 03:43:44 PM
the young generation of nazis over here gets their initiation and encouragement from their grandparents while the parents tend to be strictly anti-nazi >:(.

Last and youth tends to rebel against their parents Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 09, 2011, 07:11:06 PM
Lessons un-learned?

Last :-[ Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 10, 2011, 09:38:00 AM
Fortunately mostly localized anf far from a crticial mass. They lack a leader and the really brown parties again and again prove that, if elected to any legislature, they are incompetent and corrupt. And unlike Weimar nobody seriously considers a formal coalition with them.
To be cynical: for the CSU it is 'either you join our party or you can forget it'. The more or less official party motto of the CSU is: No democrats to the right of us.

Last tentatively optimistic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 11, 2011, 04:29:56 PM
I imagine there will always be a fringe.

Last is the times when they take over what scares me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 11, 2011, 07:29:45 PM
Last yeah, because there's always someone further out that starts to look semi-legit Post

It's even scarier if you start to feel like you are the fringe, despite being 'moderate'.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 12, 2011, 08:03:48 AM
The political lever rule: the farther you are out the more 'weight' you have. In the center your effective power approaches zero.

Last compromised by compromise Post

:offtopic: nice vid this (although there are clearly even more hilariously bad movies out there)
[youtube=425,350]XPEs2s608aI[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPEs2s608aI
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 15, 2011, 08:05:58 PM
Last monster Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 16, 2011, 08:14:00 AM
Why was I left holding the Last Post for (almost to the minute) 2.5 days?

Last Last Post fatigue? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 16, 2011, 11:12:24 AM
Last work got in the way Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 16, 2011, 11:36:19 AM
No excuse for a lack of drive-by taking of the
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 16, 2011, 01:56:51 PM
OK, I'll grab it.  I also plead situations at work.

Last follow the thiol-brick road if you want to get it back Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 16, 2011, 02:26:24 PM
I'll mercaptcha it!

Last stinking Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 17, 2011, 02:41:18 AM
I've been terribly busy.

Last and still am Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 17, 2011, 10:05:40 AM
Try not to bust

Last lame jokes again Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 17, 2011, 01:02:07 PM
LAST POST!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 17, 2011, 01:15:51 PM
WORD BINGO?

Last who had it the last time? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on February 17, 2011, 01:58:11 PM
No idea. Griffin was running that, I think. Anyway, while you are all busy with that, I'll just pop off over this way, clutching the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 17, 2011, 02:19:42 PM
"You can take the Last Post from my cold dead hands"
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 17, 2011, 02:57:32 PM
I think I handed her the last LPWB word but it has been so long that I have forgotten what it is.

Last amnesiac Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 17, 2011, 06:50:12 PM
Last Radiohead Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 17, 2011, 07:08:08 PM
No, the listeners are the amnesiacs not the talking heads

Last cause and effect? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 17, 2011, 09:06:47 PM
Last powerful butterflies Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 17, 2011, 09:09:40 PM
Well, their brains are more powerful than that of the average listener it seems

Last gross overgeneralization Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 17, 2011, 09:33:50 PM
Butterflies listen to nothing but flowers.  ;)

Last what of Radiodread listeners, then? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 18, 2011, 08:07:19 AM
Dictators these days dread the radio (and media in general)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 18, 2011, 01:01:30 PM
Though I shan't keep it for long, for now I have the

LAST POST!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 18, 2011, 01:10:31 PM
Last indeed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 18, 2011, 01:24:40 PM
LAST POST

anyways...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 18, 2011, 11:26:32 PM
Dunno about the way but this

                                          Last Post

                                                       it's mine
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 19, 2011, 12:29:26 AM
Only if you're paying attention to the fact I'm grabbing the

Last Post

while you are still online.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 19, 2011, 12:34:49 AM
I'm online. I have a show for which I'm doing audiovisual stuff. It starts in 25 minutes and I'm basically burning time at this point.

Last and this bloody show is the reason for the long nights all this week. >:( Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 19, 2011, 12:40:04 AM
Hmm...  I think I can outwait you for that long.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 19, 2011, 01:30:23 AM
But not me.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 19, 2011, 01:58:02 AM
Nach, by the time you're off, Swato will be back.


Last Futile Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 19, 2011, 02:16:27 AM
All wait is futile.

Last intermission, half show to go Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 19, 2011, 04:38:10 AM
Dang, so I won't even be able to keep the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 19, 2011, 08:32:50 AM
On occasion I do sleep or have no access, so I cannot guard it 24/7

But for the moment I will take it

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 19, 2011, 05:30:33 PM
Occasion?  Let me celebrate with the

Last Post!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 19, 2011, 07:38:01 PM
All times are good for celebration!

Last eternal optimist Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 19, 2011, 08:27:26 PM
Time is a problem here. There's too much of it.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 19, 2011, 08:43:53 PM
Last said like a true pesimist ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 19, 2011, 10:08:22 PM
LaSt PoSt!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 19, 2011, 10:46:27 PM
SSomething on your mind SSibling?

Last seek, seed & salt Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 20, 2011, 12:06:40 AM
No, just playing with capitals 'cause I'm too lazy to use the subs!

lAsT pOsT!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 20, 2011, 02:11:40 AM
capitals are harder work, having to press shift.

last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 20, 2011, 03:53:56 AM
I can't get my fingers used to doing square brackets efficiency, so subs means picking up the mouse and hitting preview.  It bores me when I so often am making the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 20, 2011, 04:59:58 AM
Gee, sure, why bother, formatting is just an unnecessary pain, as orthography, and grammar...

Last and all that incomprehensible stuff the teacher talked about Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on February 20, 2011, 06:24:51 AM
Allow me to relieve you all of the burden of the LAST POST.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 20, 2011, 09:02:07 AM
It's the blithe's man burden

nonetheless Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 20, 2011, 06:08:16 PM
What's your burda, sistah?
(http://www.fashionmodeldirectory.com/images/magazines/covers/1245/burda-russia-2007-august-00.jpg)
http://www.fashionmodeldirectory.com/images/magazines/covers/1245/burda-russia-2007-august-00.jpg

Last kniting here and there Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 20, 2011, 06:15:29 PM
LAST

hey, it's just a fashion trend in this game, to use the subs
it's gone on for far too long compared to the other fashions we've had

POST
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 20, 2011, 06:18:40 PM
Last looking for a different fashion? :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 20, 2011, 06:22:58 PM
I'm fine with a nekkid

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PS - seems to have been started by Lambi, in 300 series replies; he used size, not subs and is not totally consistent with it for the first while.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 20, 2011, 06:32:34 PM
Ask him to come back to set a different trend.

Last
        :P
              Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 20, 2011, 08:52:22 PM
Yah, I'll run right over there.  Canada's small. ;)


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 21, 2011, 01:15:59 AM
What, isn't Toronto on your back yard?

Last :P Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 21, 2011, 08:08:39 AM
:mrgreen::censored::mrgreen::mrgreen:  :mrgreen::censored:  :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:  :censored:  :mrgreen::censored::censored::mrgreen:  :censored::censored::censored:  :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:  :censored:

Edit: and a NSFW cake wreck
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/TVIUOZwE6vI/AAAAAAAARiI/bynepoYzSSg/s1600/sherry%2Bg.lw.sexy%2Bbarbie%2Btres%2Bleches.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 21, 2011, 03:03:16 PM
Heresy! You forgot to put

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!!!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 21, 2011, 03:05:10 PM
Ha, fooled ya!

Last Morse Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 22, 2011, 03:04:59 AM
Who's more foolish, the fool who notices or the fool who forgets?

Last fool's wool Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 22, 2011, 04:31:45 AM
Who forgot? This
Quote from: Swatopluk on February 21, 2011, 08:08:39 AM
:mrgreen::censored::mrgreen::mrgreen:  :mrgreen::censored:  :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:  :censored:  :mrgreen::censored::censored::mrgreen:  :censored::censored::censored:  :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:  :censored:
is Last Post in Morse

Last pedantic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 22, 2011, 05:29:09 AM
The fool who is fooled into accusations of foolishness, that's the fooliest. ;)


Let's all sing to please our simple tastes
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 22, 2011, 06:22:57 AM
Of the Last Post I am singing
Of the glorious Last Post I am singing
Of the Post that I will take Last
An accomplishemnt that will last
Praise him who taketh
Praise him who is last
Glory to the
Last Post and its poster
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 22, 2011, 12:59:07 PM
Nobody says it
Yet everyone knows
The one who takes the

Last Post

Wears no clothes
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 22, 2011, 01:09:55 PM
Is this truth or dare
Or do you want me to to scare?
That would be rare
Of my wrath beware!

Char-Last Post-elaire
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 22, 2011, 03:05:17 PM
In this situation
going to the station
avoid the aggravation
while posting in contention
and lasting an inception
avoiding your rejection
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 22, 2011, 03:13:05 PM
I somehow spot traces of Oliver! there ;)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 22, 2011, 03:34:28 PM
Last perhaps John Oliver (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Oliver_%28comedian%29) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 22, 2011, 03:44:47 PM
As long as it is not Polly Oliver...

Last no bed stories Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 22, 2011, 04:00:29 PM
If Britten took the bait...

Last how times change Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 22, 2011, 04:08:32 PM
And The Times has changed hands some time ago becoming a Murdoch paper

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 22, 2011, 04:18:57 PM
Sadly, 60-70 year old lessons have been forgotten.

Last Gentile's future Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 22, 2011, 04:21:10 PM
I first read that as genitals future ;)

Last Page 3 Girls? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 22, 2011, 04:29:51 PM
I thought it was the centerfold.

Last well, it depends on the publication... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 22, 2011, 04:35:54 PM
Last word of a magazine seller in the ghetto: Play, Boy?

Last hustled out of the paint house Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 22, 2011, 04:53:37 PM
Printed smut is on the way out.

Last yellow rags will take a bit more Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 22, 2011, 04:58:18 PM
Don't underestimate the staying power of stuff that needs no electricty or web access

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 22, 2011, 06:16:13 PM
That depends on how much the 1st world allows the living conditions of their working classes to deteriorate.

Last no communism, no need to care for you anymore Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 22, 2011, 06:37:44 PM
Perhaps we need revolutions in democrtic societies.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 22, 2011, 07:44:41 PM
Revolutions happen because societies are not democratic, or at least are not perceived as such by a majority or a sizable minority of the population.

Last Egypt was supposedly a "democracy" Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 23, 2011, 04:32:48 AM
Laugh fast, poor ghost.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 23, 2011, 07:59:05 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 22, 2011, 07:44:41 PM
Revolutions happen because societies are not democratic, or at least are not perceived as such by a majority or a sizable minority of the population.

Last Egypt was supposedly a "democracy" Post

There have been revolutions against democracy too.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 23, 2011, 01:02:04 PM
What's the political system called where the politicians are elected by the people, but then go and do whatever the hell they like without giving two shakes what the people want?  Or that variant where they tell the people what issues they should get ornery about, according to party stance, so the people only focus on those superficial issues and ignore anything that might actually be a reflection of good governance?

Last that's the one that needs some shakin' up Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 23, 2011, 01:05:50 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on February 23, 2011, 07:59:05 AM
There have been revolutions against democracy too.
In a truly functional democracy minorities have a voice. The cases I know when democracy has been attacked have been coups by the military or a large portion of the population was intentionally out of the system.

Last perhaps in ancient Greek times? Post
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Quote from: Aggie on February 23, 2011, 01:02:04 PM
What's the political system called where the politicians are elected by the people, but then go and do whatever the hell they like without giving two shakes what the people want?  Or that variant where they tell the people what issues they should get ornery about, according to party stance, so the people only focus on those superficial issues and ignore anything that might actually be a reflection of good governance?
That sounds like the kind of "democracy" I've seen in the Americas for the past 40 years...
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: ivor on February 23, 2011, 01:09:18 PM
You Canadians are just jealous because we have the best government money can buy...  ::)

LastThey got shaken stupidPost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 23, 2011, 01:15:02 PM
I wasn't excluding ours - Zono calls it well.  I've been saying that a Conservative minority government hasn't been that bad, for a while now.

Then I actually stopped and thought about what's been going on.

But you're right - you've got the best government that can money can buy (their way in). ;)


Last :P Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 23, 2011, 01:48:10 PM
It is my (perhaps misguided impression) that some Europeans (the Dutch, the Swiss, the Scandinavians and perhaps the Germans) have something closer to democracy but your description is likely applicable to every democracy in the planet. As long as power is sought out, it will be very difficult to have decent governments.

Last I was thinking on a system in which every able person makes a political statement and that is used for local, provincial/state and central government elections. No campaigns other than people that heard of this or that person (word of mouth). The moment this person passes a local election his life is open to the public. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 23, 2011, 03:32:48 PM
The end of Weimar was essentially a choice between the non-democratic systems to replace it. The clear majority did not want democracy anymore but there were essentially three alternatives competing for the (non-violent, if possible) takeover.
1. Old conservatives => back to the monarchy
2. communists
3. nazis
the 4th 'alternative' (German fascism bordering on a military dictatorship) got steamrolled by the more radical nazis and the proponents became the second group of victims in the Night of the Long Knives (the first being Hitler's intra-party rivals in the left wing of the NSDAP and the SA).

The consititution of post-war (until 1990 only West) Germany includes a special article that forbids a democratic end to democracy, i.e. the parts that make the constitution a democratic one cannot be legally changed even with a majority that allows other changes to it.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 23, 2011, 04:09:26 PM
I guess the question then is if the Weimar Republic was a functional democracy and in the middle of such mess I seriously doubt it.

Last more than the will of the people sounds like the will of the extremists Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 24, 2011, 08:24:44 AM
On paper it was a good deal more democratic than the current one and it took great efforts to have every vote count.
The problem was that in a crisis an overwhelming majority was willing to sacrifice their right to vote* for job security/a living wage.

Last those who (are willing to) sacrifice liberty for security... Post


*votes that meant anything. There were/are formally elections in both fascist and communist states. But those are simply a charade.
In both Nazi and post-war East Germany there was a joke that the election would have to be postponed because burglars stole the results from the desk of the responsible minister/secretary.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 24, 2011, 01:03:23 PM
Hunger and unemployment don't work well with democracy although their existence tends to be a proxy indicator for an undemocratic state.

Last a hungry majority rarely likes a very rich minority Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 24, 2011, 02:12:12 PM
The trick is to keep a balance. People must be hungry enough but not outright starving. Rebellion start when either there is no food (=nothing to lose) or the food supply is secure enough to have time to think about other things than where the next meal will come from.

Btw, That was (is?) literally the strategy aplied by Israel to Gaza: Keep them hungry but not starving (aka the diet plan).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 24, 2011, 03:09:48 PM
Sounds very much like part of the general strategy of many Latin American regimes during the last century. The other part was suppression, torture and "disappearance" of their perceived enemies.

Last allegedly proposed and supported by Washington Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 25, 2011, 07:01:07 AM
Just wait until the labor protests are declared domestic terrorism...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 25, 2011, 01:14:34 PM
The corporate tool governor of Wisconsin wanted the National Guard to hunt the missing senators so we're not that far.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 25, 2011, 01:21:52 PM
Out of state they cannot do so legally. And Obama unlike Bush will not authorize FBI und Stasi DOHS to do it for them (as in the Texas redistricting case).

And that deputy Attorney General (in another state) openly pleading for the use of life ammo on protesters* got fired.

Last at least some (halfway) decent people around Post

*no possibility of misunderstanding. When he was asked he confirmed that he was for 'lethal force'.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 25, 2011, 04:41:13 PM
This isn't Italy/Germany in the 1930s... yet.

Last but if you watch the news it's starting to look like it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 25, 2011, 05:24:56 PM
Why are you all subverting the

Last non-serious discussions Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 25, 2011, 06:39:33 PM
LAST POST!!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 25, 2011, 07:12:59 PM
Last

nana, nana, boo, boo  :P

Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 26, 2011, 08:38:56 AM
Last  warte, warte nur ein Weilchen Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 26, 2011, 03:34:55 PM
Last

ti ti, pang pang!

Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 26, 2011, 04:07:58 PM
Last should tittis and bang be really mentioned together? ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 26, 2011, 04:12:35 PM
That's onomatopoeic, not a visual reference!

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 26, 2011, 04:28:30 PM
onomatopoieia is one of the strangest words I know

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 26, 2011, 04:30:27 PM
Ayuh, it doesn't sound like anything that I can think of...

Last except maybe a stream of piss into a toilet bowl Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 26, 2011, 04:43:21 PM
Could make sense in Finnish ;)

Last they love soft consonants and an oversupply of vowels Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 26, 2011, 10:06:11 PM
Last

Las escaleras
son de tomate
para que Pepe
suba y se mate

Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 27, 2011, 08:34:06 AM
Pepe puts tomatos into his mate tea on the staircase?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 28, 2011, 02:50:58 AM
Literally:

The stairs are made of tomato for Pepe to walk up and kill himself.

Last las escaleras son de marfil para que Pepe pueda subir Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 28, 2011, 08:05:52 AM
Tom ate a tomato

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 28, 2011, 02:31:53 PM
Last tómate un tomate Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 28, 2011, 02:38:38 PM
A rose is a rose is a rose
Last nameless Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 28, 2011, 03:12:34 PM
Thy name is

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 28, 2011, 03:16:51 PM
Is it frailty?

Last Rumpelstiltskin Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 28, 2011, 04:48:37 PM
Why didn't Terry Gilliam include him in his film?

Last guess that mystery Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 01, 2011, 05:19:55 AM
Last Support the Organisation for Having Everyone in the World in a A Film Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 01, 2011, 08:08:39 AM
Todd and Anderson came close with
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Around_the_World_in_80_Days_%281956_film%29

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 01, 2011, 06:14:14 PM
Last not in film... (darn! I am!*) Post

*have I told the story on how I was in a scene in a bad movie when I was a kid?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 01, 2011, 07:07:22 PM
As long as nobody can blame the badness of the film on you...

Last Scapezono Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 01, 2011, 07:30:03 PM
I was a kid barely visible while the protagonist was singing and dancing with me. I was embarrassed then and given how bad the movie is I'm still embarrassed.

Last it even has an IMDB page! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 01, 2011, 07:33:40 PM
It could be worse, e.g. a Disney movie

Last harmony hut Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 01, 2011, 09:29:45 PM
It is cornier than your average Disney movie.

Last but at least it saves me the association with the evil mouse Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 02, 2011, 06:31:59 AM
What, this one?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/24/Deadmau5_live.jpg/220px-Deadmau5_live.jpg)

Last oh, you mean the American one... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 02, 2011, 07:58:04 AM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-ZBJynBqkoE/S1aaTUrJIlI/AAAAAAAAAIk/0MYCrb3t2I0/s400/evil+mouse.jpg)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-ZBJynBqkoE/S1aaTUrJIlI/AAAAAAAAAIk/0MYCrb3t2I0/s400/evil+mouse.jpg

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 02, 2011, 02:04:09 PM
Last

call the cat
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7n4EZnpRM6o/TQgLo-sOiOI/AAAAAAAAAb8/3yZIM32WKmM/s320/cat079.jpg)

Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 02, 2011, 02:18:31 PM
But what if the mouse is undead?
(http://www.brainfuel.tv/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/big-mouse.jpg)
http://www.brainfuel.tv/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/big-mouse.jpg

Last Nosferaltooth post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 02, 2011, 03:17:36 PM
Last ask Tom about Jerry Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 02, 2011, 03:43:26 PM
Do vampirised mice turn into bats?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 02, 2011, 04:43:36 PM
That actually makes a lot of sense.

Last but then what are fruit bats? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 02, 2011, 05:31:24 PM
Rats killed by falling durian.


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 02, 2011, 06:23:58 PM
Are you saying that fruit bats are smelly?

Last or tasty? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 02, 2011, 08:15:31 PM
Some tribes eat bats. I saw it on TV.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 02, 2011, 11:23:12 PM
Hey, has anyone ever thought to assemble the two-word story into a single manuscript?  I had a glance at it (I don't play) and realized how splendiferous the nonsense is.

Last currently I'm simultaneously reading Gargantua and Pantagruel, Alice in Wonderland (again!), and several pieces of holy scripture; needless to say, I have a taste for splendiferous nonsense ;)  Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 03, 2011, 09:03:26 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 02, 2011, 04:43:36 PM
That actually makes a lot of sense.

Last but then what are fruit bats? Post

They eat blood oranges

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 03, 2011, 02:22:31 PM
Last

naranja dulce
limón partido
dame un abrazo
que yo te pido*

Post

*sweet orange
split lemon
give me a hug
I'm asking you
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 03, 2011, 02:24:18 PM
I guess fruit bats get infected when they try to eat vampire water melons*.

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*it's in wikipedia!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 03, 2011, 02:32:44 PM
It's all coming full circle now

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 03, 2011, 02:34:26 PM
I also remember a strawberry flavored Dracula ice-lolly

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 03, 2011, 02:42:16 PM
And what about Count Chocula cereal?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 03, 2011, 02:49:50 PM
or Count Duckula yoghurt?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 03, 2011, 03:24:56 PM
Duckula had a TV series for a while.

Last only in region 2 DVD  :( Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 03, 2011, 03:29:10 PM
I have seen one episode once

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 03, 2011, 03:37:07 PM
It used to play regularly here at some point.  Bizarre and lovely.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 03, 2011, 03:40:25 PM
The showed it in Colombia a while back.

Last I liked it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 03, 2011, 03:48:12 PM
As does he
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/205/506407841_9b4e342363.jpg)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/205/506407841_9b4e342363.jpg

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 03, 2011, 04:12:40 PM
Is there anything you want to tell us Swato?

Last :o Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 03, 2011, 04:20:41 PM
Iirc that is our land animal of the year

Last musk I spill everything oat? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 03, 2011, 04:23:44 PM
Didn't you post a formal thread for that?

Last next year, let's get a lycomuric rodent (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Grasshopper_Mouse) instead of a vampiric deer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 03, 2011, 04:29:18 PM
Yeah but who will take notice if not reminded of it from time to time?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 03, 2011, 05:08:13 PM
Apparently they don't pay attention even if you do. ;) ;) ;)

Last we ended up back on ducks, perhaps it just takes years to sink in? Post


actually I can recall last year's but not this year's offhand; time for more pics!  The musk deer I remembered, because that looks like something I'd eat or that might eat me.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 03, 2011, 05:10:24 PM
Don't know whether they are considered edible?

Last running to cathc the train Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 03, 2011, 05:35:07 PM
I'd heard of trainspotters but train hunters?

Last under a bus Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 04, 2011, 07:12:26 AM
Either the train will end in a museum or as trophy on my wall

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 04, 2011, 04:41:20 PM
Maybe you're more of trouble hunter, Swato...  ;)

Last
[youtube=425,350]oGOjoeRq9Ik[/youtube]
Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 05, 2011, 12:57:22 AM
Wouldn't you prefer a trophy wife instead?

Last :sportswoman: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 05, 2011, 01:02:41 AM
If you're looking for a trophy wife, you're definitely hunting trouble.


Last
[youtube=425,350]Qh9ZZgDqzAg[/youtube]
Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 05, 2011, 04:47:25 AM
If I were able to afford a trophy wife my troubles would be significantly different from the ones I currently have.

Last besides I like my regular wife a lot Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 05, 2011, 08:07:28 AM
Quote from: Aggie on March 05, 2011, 01:02:41 AM
If you're looking for a trophy wife, you're definitely hunting trouble.


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 05, 2011, 07:08:31 PM
The content MAFFIA attacks again.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 06, 2011, 08:04:10 AM
Seems to be especially strong in Germany.
And a lot of US stuff (and some UK) is also limited to in-country viewership.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 07, 2011, 03:42:02 AM
What you need is a proxy.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 07, 2011, 07:59:40 AM
I do not intend to commit a murder (yet)  ;)

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Edit:
We have a new LPWB challenge:
It's a word the origin of most people will notice.
But I do not think that the meaning is that well known.
The connection between the word's origin and the meaning can be found in the realm we'd call today esoteric.
Avoid the LPWB, it's detrimental to health
Single word, 9 letters
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 07, 2011, 01:19:05 PM
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 07, 2011, 01:28:44 PM
Quote from: Aggie on March 07, 2011, 01:19:05 PM
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That does not meeet the minimum qualifications

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 07, 2011, 01:30:58 PM
It is the minimum qualifications, and was adequate to provoke a quick response, letting me take another shot at getting the

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 07, 2011, 06:42:03 PM
I was thinking on Absinthe but that is 8 letters.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 07, 2011, 07:53:15 PM
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 07, 2011, 10:21:54 PM
Fonder of alcohol?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 08, 2011, 05:15:23 AM
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 08, 2011, 08:11:00 AM
Nothing directly to do with alcohol, although in the past consumers of it were more likely to suffer from the LPWB too.

Last the original minimum qualifications for taking the Last Post were at least 10 words not including the Last Post itself Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 08, 2011, 12:43:47 PM
How original are we talking, and does it still apply?


The point is just to have the Last Post ;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 08, 2011, 12:51:43 PM
Do not abominate against the late mighty Auntie DD or her later manifestation Sibling Chatty, who set down this law to be obeyed.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 08, 2011, 03:05:25 PM
Have no clue so

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 08, 2011, 03:25:22 PM
Maybe the stars are not right for that yet

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 09, 2011, 02:23:33 AM
Are you suggesting an alignment?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 09, 2011, 03:15:10 AM
The ten word rule should be obeyed at all times.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 09, 2011, 08:02:28 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 09, 2011, 02:23:33 AM
Are you suggesting an alignment?

Last isn't that next year? Post

No, the outside application is less dangerous (but one gets the pale looks in advance)

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Seriously, astrology does not kill (at least not directly) but there is a connection
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 09, 2011, 12:40:27 PM
Wait, didn't someone's signature relate semi-directly to the LPWB?  I thought it was Zono's, but it seems to have changed.

Pass the pie!

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 09, 2011, 01:08:56 PM
Did not notice any signature relation (didn't look for it either).
Aggie, do you want to hint that you know what the answer is? Your last post could be read as such, if one knows it.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 09, 2011, 01:14:17 PM
I still have no idea so...

Last I will make advances on the girl with pale looks ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 09, 2011, 01:16:22 PM
I ask for Clemency, again  :mrgreen:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a3/Domreiter%2C_Blattmaske.jpg/220px-Domreiter%2C_Blattmaske.jpg)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 09, 2011, 01:22:32 PM
And don't lick the paleness off!

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 09, 2011, 01:23:31 PM
Last I imagine she's a rather sweet girl Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 09, 2011, 01:26:49 PM
Her name is Sally

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 09, 2011, 01:27:44 PM
Quote from: Aggie on March 09, 2011, 01:23:31 PM
Last I imagine she's a rather sweet girl Post

Only if you add vinegar*

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 09, 2011, 01:29:50 PM
I thought the lame papal joke should have given that one away. ;)


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 09, 2011, 01:35:16 PM
Do not confuse two guys with the same attributes.
One has a long beard and a white robe, the other definitely neither.
Ideally the latter comes after the former.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 09, 2011, 02:00:07 PM
Last the scepter and the staff went to a bar... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 09, 2011, 02:05:38 PM
...in discythe?

Last lamest pun of the day, I presume Post

and only 9 words exluding this meta remark
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 09, 2011, 02:16:08 PM
I'm not good at making puns either.

Last nor guessing words Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 09, 2011, 02:27:07 PM
bad puns are my specialty

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 09, 2011, 03:09:40 PM
Is that what makes you special?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 09, 2011, 03:21:53 PM
It's  a way to disguise the cynicism

Last and to avoid to be taken seriously Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 09, 2011, 03:23:55 PM
Seriously? Who have you taken me for?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 09, 2011, 03:33:01 PM
I'd rather say 'romantic cynic pragmatist'

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 09, 2011, 03:36:18 PM
Pragmatism is the best and the worst.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 09, 2011, 03:52:13 PM
Depends on the definition of 'solve' and 'problem'

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 09, 2011, 04:05:03 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on March 09, 2011, 01:35:16 PM
Do not confuse two guys with the same attributes.
One has a long beard and a white robe, the other definitely neither.
Ideally the latter comes after the former.

I was referring to the one that the carving is (possibly, depending on the placement) looking at.  The word itself may or may not accurately apply, but it's close enough.

Last ah, it's under Zono's avatar, not in his sig - that connection is Titanically tenuous Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 09, 2011, 04:10:57 PM
I have to run not to miss the train.
You can keep the Last Post for the moment
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 09, 2011, 04:50:43 PM
You betcha!

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 10, 2011, 06:03:16 AM
I better hold the

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for safekeeping.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 10, 2011, 06:37:18 AM
Thanks, I'll take it from here on.
I'll put it in the safe 2 doors down the corridor.
If it was good enough for a bank, it'll be good enough for the Last Post at least temporarily
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 11, 2011, 12:04:58 AM
But it wasn't meant to Last... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 11, 2011, 02:49:36 AM
Any more guesses on the

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bingo word?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 11, 2011, 07:30:48 AM
I'm so happy right now. FREE AND WONDERFUL MUSIC! (if you like electronica...sfaik)


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 11, 2011, 08:45:54 AM
The danger of the LPWB word was (in the past) a reason not to collect berries next to highways.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 11, 2011, 12:54:50 PM
And the danger is gone because there are no berries next to highways anymore?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 11, 2011, 12:59:51 PM
No, I still know some where berries can still be found and I guess the POPs* are still a problem
But what causes LPWB is greatly diminished.

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*persistant organic pollutants
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 11, 2011, 01:44:54 PM
I never knew of wolves frequenting highways.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 11, 2011, 01:54:55 PM
Well, technically it is something missing from cars these days, although few would conisder it to be specific car part.
Hey, many kids might not even know anymore that the LPWB causer was once there and many might have noticed it for the first time when the very public change came.
I might add that the causer of LPWB had to be taken out because another thing came in.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 11, 2011, 04:05:06 PM
Something missing from cars now like a trunk seat?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 11, 2011, 04:07:32 PM
Don't get distracted by the main plot

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 11, 2011, 06:20:09 PM
Swato is being devious.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 11, 2011, 06:55:05 PM
You're telling me something I didn't know.

Last besides, devious is but the tip of the iceberg Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 12, 2011, 04:38:08 AM
Quote from: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 11, 2011, 07:30:48 AM
I'm so happy right now. FREE AND WONDERFUL MUSIC! (if you like electronica...sfaik)

Whut?  Where?!

------------------------

Caution: Swato's leading you down a crazy path.  Don't listen to him, you'll have Chinese toys in the attic.   :mrgreen:


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 12, 2011, 05:45:46 AM
Quote from: Aggie on March 12, 2011, 04:38:08 AMCaution: Swato's leading you down a crazy path.  Don't listen to him, you'll have Chinese toys in the attic.   :mrgreen:

Swato is definitely leading everyone down a bad path. He needs punishment. As to listening to him, I suppose (grudgingly) it is entertaining.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 12, 2011, 06:11:48 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on March 12, 2011, 05:45:46 AMHe needs punishment.

Are you implying I should clue up the next one? ;D

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 12, 2011, 06:43:06 AM
Quote from: Aggie on March 12, 2011, 06:11:48 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on March 12, 2011, 05:45:46 AMHe needs punishment.

Are you implying I should clue up the next one? ;D

I was thinking of the smiting stick. It's suffering from under-use. :mrgreen:

Any punishment would do. ;D

Last LPWB clueing is a fine art not to be confused with confuddlement Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 12, 2011, 10:11:56 AM
Does anyone have problems with my mercurial personality?
Last I can be quite venal too Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 12, 2011, 01:25:36 PM
You're not a hatter, you're just plumb mad.  ;) ;) ;)


Last confuddlement is never intentional, all clues make sense if you know the answer and can think a couple of degrees of separation from it.  My clues are often rooted in wiki-fu and red herrings, admittedly. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 12, 2011, 04:42:35 PM
Last I never liked herrings Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 12, 2011, 07:47:20 PM
Quote from: Aggie on March 12, 2011, 04:38:08 AM
Quote from: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 11, 2011, 07:30:48 AM
I'm so happy right now. FREE AND WONDERFUL MUSIC! (if you like electronica...sfaik)

Whut?  Where?!
http://rcrdlbl.com

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 13, 2011, 02:56:02 AM
Thx, any recommendations?   :)

Btw, when we goin' to Shambles?  ;)



Last !!! LAST POST WORD BINGO WINNER !! Post


EDIT: Word to Griffin, not in until announced.

It's an adjective, 7 letters. 
If you don't know your mythology, you might think it's synonymous with 'twiggy'.

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 13, 2011, 03:09:12 AM
Quote from: Aggie on March 13, 2011, 02:56:02 AM
Thx, any recommendations?   :)

Btw, when we goin' to Shambles?  ;)
What do you ordinarily listen to?

I dunno, when is we?

Last nachos and hard ciiiider omgyes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 13, 2011, 03:34:50 AM
Dunno, I don't know my subgenres.  Fav album for the last year is Mesmerizing the Ultra by Bassnectar.

(missed Bassnectar at Shambles last time)

Last might go this year - Toadfish tent? erm, pavilion - that sounded potentially inappropriate Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 13, 2011, 04:56:52 AM
http://rcrdlbl.com/search/bassnectar
http://rcrdlbl.com/artists/Le_Castle_Vania
http://rcrdlbl.com/search/mustard+pimp
http://rcrdlbl.com/artists/Innerpartysystem/track/American_Trash_Starkey_Remix_
http://rcrdlbl.com/search/massive+attack
http://rcrdlbl.com/search/mustard+pimp

Hopefully these meet your approval, lol.


Last also check out Justice, Sunchase, and Evil Nine Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 13, 2011, 05:34:58 AM
I've heard an Evil Nine Fabriclive disc, I think (it's here somewhere).  Had a bunch given to me, liked the Scratch Perverts, Tayo ones too. 

Will check those out.  Thanks.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 13, 2011, 09:12:39 AM
Nothing to say at the moment, I fear.
So the only purpose of this Post is to be the Last.
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 13, 2011, 01:27:41 PM
The word is also associated with owls and orks.  In the latter case you'll find the sty in the pig, not the other way around as is usual.


Last this is a rather dismal word to clue :P Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 13, 2011, 04:23:47 PM
Last what was the old word? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 13, 2011, 05:55:56 PM
S a t u r n i s m - i.e. lead poisoning.   Swato's references to external vs. internal application and toxicity pointed to a heavy metal used as a cosmetic (although I never bothered to figure out what the skin-whitening compound was).  That does not exclude many, but I started with lead and looked for astrological/planetary references.   The berries-by-the-highway bit was reference to tetraethyl lead used in leaded gasoline - many roadsides have or had high soil (and vegetation) concentrations of lead due to the use of leaded gas.

"plumb mad" and "Chinese toys in the attic" were some clues I dropped once I had it sussed.  I'll leave Swato to explain the Green Man carving and the papal reference.


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 14, 2011, 06:35:51 AM
White lead (lead basic carbonate) is the traditional white paint and was used by mainly women and actors to create the fashionable pale look. In The Picture of Dorain Gray an actress commits suicide by swallowing it.
If you treat the stuff with vinegar (acetic acid) the result should be lead acetate aka lead sugar, a substance used since at least the Roman times to sweeten (failed) wine.
The Merchant of Venice Portia sideplot involves the winning lead casket.
Saturn is traditionally depicted with hourgalss and scythe like Death but wears white or gray and has a long beard. One would prefer to meet Saturn (Old Age) first before meeting Death.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 14, 2011, 12:25:37 PM
The reference to Zono's personal text (Titus Andronicus' pie) as being somewhat related is due to Saturn's reputation for eating his own children:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/82/Francisco_de_Goya%2C_Saturno_devorando_a_su_hijo_%281819-1823%29.jpg/300px-Francisco_de_Goya%2C_Saturno_devorando_a_su_hijo_%281819-1823%29.jpg)

It's not a helpful clue, really.

Swato, I thought when you were speaking of old men you were referring to popes.  I am still waiting for explanation of the papal clue; Bamberg is more in your neck of the woods than ours.  That one was quite direct, if slightly veiled.  One would have had to recognize the carving, or got tipped off by the capital on Clemency.


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Clue to current word:  Look for a diving bell inside a pomegranate.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 14, 2011, 06:22:37 PM
New word is IN.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 15, 2011, 05:43:08 AM
A lucky resurrection son of something would know about the word, and how to express it visually.


Last tip off to Zono, perhaps? Post


Edited for clue clarity
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 15, 2011, 08:00:58 AM
I did not actually spot any papal joke or clue (unless it was the use of 'Clemency') or any connection of the Green Man to lead.
Poisoned popes ususally met the man in black through arsenic, not lead.

Last currently no idea about the new LPWB Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 15, 2011, 11:40:23 AM
Ah, Clement II (Clemency, again) died of lead sugar poisoning, and is interred in Bamberg Cathedral (where that rather famous Green Man is).  He's a bit of an exception in his burial place (only pope north of the Alps) as well.

I hope he didn't forget to tip the ferryman.

Last heaven is where the devil always hides his secrets Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 15, 2011, 01:32:18 PM
Well, in order to get the clues I would have to a) know the word, and b) know it's meaning in context, so there was no way in hell I was going to get saturnism.

Last I suspect is going to be the same with the new one Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 15, 2011, 04:04:50 PM
You may not recognize the adjective (it's relatively uncommon) but you will assuredly know the proper noun it's derived from.

You've also got a lingual advantage in sussing out the name of the painter I'm using as a sub-clue (and in the back-translation of the title of the painting depicting the proper noun in question - the owl is even in the painting).  Different hemisphere(s) from your area of origin, same colonial influence.

Last the clues to a song that features the word in its lyrics are solvable by googling at this point Post

I didn't know saturnism, but it cropped up at the start of the wiki article on lead poisoning, and Swato's astrological references made it stand out.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 15, 2011, 05:48:42 PM
Wait, are you telling me that Goya's Saturn devouring one of his sons is still in play?

Last in which case Zeus/Jupiter isn't the god in question Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 15, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
Nope, I'm cluing a new word (and referring to a new painting). I have given a poor literal translation of the painter's name as a clue.  One of his paintings will point directly to the word (remember that the word is the 7-letter adjective, not the 4-letter proper noun.  It's got an owl in it, possibly the South American species whose common name includes the actual word.

It's of a similar mythological bent as the last word, but doesn't refer to a god.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on March 16, 2011, 03:27:22 AM
Goin' to LAAAAA!

Exciting because it's not Freeeesno! (because LA has better air and beach)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 16, 2011, 09:07:23 AM
Looking for something nocturnal omnivorous starting with the letter O (because of the owls and orcs)?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 16, 2011, 11:41:02 AM
Nope, the owl has a common name (in English) of "LPWB Owl".  The word is an adjective and doesn't start with O. 

The 'orc' bit is a geographical reference, not a fantastical one, and probably of no practical help. Even the geographical hint is misleading because the island with the feature in question has penguins instead of little pigs.  That's the worst clue yet.


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PS: If you find the song I've been trying to clue at (which is IMHO the easiest approach - it's by a starsailor), note that some versions of the lyrics on the internet have a blank where the LPWB word should be.   ;D  I honestly had to look it up myself before realizing the root is well-known.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 16, 2011, 12:01:44 PM
References to songs have a very low probability to ring a bell with me and I do not know too many singing astronauts (apart from major Tom, his German namesake and Fred from Jupiter).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 16, 2011, 12:13:29 PM
Perhaps you should think in terms of a spaceborne shelled cephalopod rather than a human in a tin can....

You guys actually just guess the LPWB? :o

I've always approached it as a research project, and my clues are based on that approach. It'll take searching the net and/or wiki-fu to crack them, generally.

The song is completely obscure, but it's distinct enough in lyrics, album title and subject matter to haul up from the depths of the internet (all three have been given as clues so far). Shouldn't be hard to pick out a capitalized adjective once you find it.


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 16, 2011, 02:11:30 PM
When did the Mi-Go form a band (OK, they are shelled but not cephalopodic)?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 16, 2011, 02:44:27 PM
Let me take a more classical approach, in form of a definition:

The LPWB is an adjective denoting the characteristics of a particular river that runs very deep.


Last try for the river first if you like, it will be simple from there Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 16, 2011, 02:58:11 PM
canyonic?
More likely !!! LAST POST WORD BINGO WINNER !!

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OK: s t y g i a n
Hope that has not spoiled one of my sonnets by replacing that word.
Edit: it did
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 16, 2011, 03:11:49 PM
I stumbled on the word in the Astronautilus track "Secrets of the Undersea Bell", on the album Pomegranate.  Plugging in 'diving bell' and 'pomegranate' turns up the album (albeit on a somewhat dodgy looking site) as the first google result.   'Heaven is where the Devil always hides his secrets' and 'Draw you maps to the gates of hell' are lyrics from the song;  the latter also serve as a bit of a clue.

The 'lucky resurrection son of something' is Félix Resurrección Hidalgo, whose painting Laguna Estigia illustrates the gloom nicely:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/31/Laguna_estigia.jpg)

There is a Sty gian Owl (Asio stygius), and a place named Sty gian Cove in the South Orkney Islands.

'Tip the ferryman' was a direct clue to the river Styx.

Last and the clue about 'twiggy'?  Both terms describe the quality of being like 'sticks' - bad pun Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 16, 2011, 04:20:36 PM
Nope, I wouldn't have guessed that.

Last I wouldn't have guessed it in Spanish! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 16, 2011, 05:28:08 PM
I know the word but wouldn't have guessed it - if I hadn't put it in the censor.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 16, 2011, 07:00:12 PM
So, you are the censor!

Last what could possibly require... oh! never mind Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 16, 2011, 10:00:32 PM
Yes, I am at least an active censor. The other's appear to be over-lax.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 16, 2011, 11:06:15 PM
@#$%^&! 

%^&*!

<>/|\|#!

Last subverting the censorship Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 16, 2011, 11:22:34 PM
LPWB suffers from a lack of players here, I think...  anyone interested in

Last Twenty Questions (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twenty_Questions) Post?

It would promote collaborative guessing? (and let the players come up with the questions - I had a beastly time coming up with appropriate but non-giveaway clues last round of LPWB).

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 16, 2011, 11:30:40 PM
Well, the LPWB excludes substantives.

Last and 20 questions is about substantives Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 17, 2011, 02:43:22 AM
I'd play but I can't. ;)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 17, 2011, 08:21:00 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 16, 2011, 11:30:40 PM
Well, the LPWB excludes substantives.

no, only proper nouns :mrgreen:

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We are a bit low on posters in general at the moment, not limited to this thread.
I haven't spot either DavidH or beagle for some time.

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I'll sent a new word to Griffin,an easy one

hints:
Is it a drug to cure "teh gay"?
If yes, why do conservatives hate it so much?

Last Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 17, 2011, 02:04:15 PM
I frankly doubt sodomy is a cure for it.

Last or is it marihuana? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 17, 2011, 02:13:17 PM
it's an adjective (but the noun would also come up as correct since it's the former with a letter* attached)
Slightly misspelled it could be the leader of an African nation (title not name)

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*nothing to do with mail
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 17, 2011, 05:23:51 PM
Seems like a substantive clue but I can't research it properly right now.

Last or is it presidential? ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 17, 2011, 07:07:17 PM
drug... maybe some kind of pheromone? I have no idea.

Last oh hey how's it going Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 18, 2011, 02:41:23 AM
The word is IN play.

Just when we are short of posters, Q turns up. Hi Q.

Last Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 18, 2011, 02:59:10 AM
Hello! I'm not sure I can hit a Hi Q, I'm just short of a High A.

Last I have no idea what my range is, can't remember if I'm still a tenor or if I'd be a bass by now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 18, 2011, 08:04:12 AM
As long as you do not turn into a singing bass ;)
(http://www.jimdegerstrom.com/images/singing_bass.gif)
http://www.jimdegerstrom.com/images/singing_bass.gif

The LPWB word has 4 syllables and 9 letters

a similarly sounding synonym of it could also be used to announce the presence of arachnids

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 18, 2011, 08:31:36 PM
What's a synonym for "EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS!" I ask.

Last Them? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 18, 2011, 09:18:24 PM
Yikes! has only 5 letters.

Last or is it Heeeeeelp!!!!! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 18, 2011, 09:20:52 PM
Spider only has 5 letters...

Last if  only it were that easy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 18, 2011, 09:22:16 PM
Last Tarantula has 9 Post

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'Sup, Mr Q?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 18, 2011, 09:40:40 PM
RADIOOOOO! Well, internet radio. and in about 20 minutes. My weekly Pirate Radio show is doing something a bit Irish themed for the day after St. Patrick's Day.

Tune in! (http://wcnu.weebly.com/listen-live.html)

Last shameless plugs, but hey, it's good stuff Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 19, 2011, 12:38:46 AM
That linkage actually work?  I can never figure it out.


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 19, 2011, 05:20:04 AM
Yeah, we got a new server so things should run more smoothly now if you click the top "Here" link, which it says is the newer server/file/link. Didn't work today unfortunately because the computer froze and then I got caught up with Techie stuff with the Head Tech Manager. I'll post about it for next week in the appropriate thread.

Last hurgublrughpbl Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 19, 2011, 09:05:41 AM
There's more to arachnids than just spiders (e.g. scorpions and mites).
The announcement could be expected at the edge of woods.
Remember, the arachnid stuff leads only to a synonym of the actual LPWB word.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 19, 2011, 04:42:43 PM
Is that a blue herring as opposed to a red herring?

Last or perhaps yellow? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 20, 2011, 08:08:09 AM
No fish or colors are involved as far as I can see.

Last apart from colorful language maybe Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 20, 2011, 07:55:37 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on March 19, 2011, 09:05:41 AM
Remember, the arachnid stuff leads only to a synonym of the actual LPWB word.

My memory is too short.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 21, 2011, 08:50:25 AM
That could be a result of the encounter with those arachnids.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 21, 2011, 12:22:00 PM
Are you poisoning the clues?

Last or just terrorizing them? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 21, 2011, 12:57:05 PM
You confuse lime and lyme

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 21, 2011, 02:21:03 PM
For all I know is pears and apples.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 22, 2011, 08:06:33 AM
Well, the one my just ruin your skin and eyes, the other can mean a life of pain (I know people affected by it).
In case of the LPWB life may get very painful but will be short (and traditionally will involve a lot of coughing).

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on March 22, 2011, 02:45:31 PM
Last tuberculosis? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 22, 2011, 05:00:48 PM
That was my guess too.

Last obviously it isn't Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 22, 2011, 05:07:25 PM
Something indicating an angry manner?

Last ticked off Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 22, 2011, 05:17:34 PM
Sounds more like some sort of poisoning/infection/asphyxia, but who am I to tell clues apart.

Last ??? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 22, 2011, 05:27:05 PM
I am suspecting something along the lines of asbestosis (lung problems due to inhaled rock dust or something similar), but that's just a hunch.  Haven't sat down to look at the clues properly.


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 22, 2011, 05:34:31 PM
He made it sound quick and asbestos related health issues are usually long term. For a quick death it would have to be a very aggressive sickness (some forms of influenza fill the lungs with liquid, for instance), poisoning (cyanide, sarin, VX, etc), or outright asphyxia (CO2, drowning, etc).

Last certainly nothing pleasant Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 23, 2011, 02:10:23 AM
I don't believe a word Swato says.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 23, 2011, 02:27:31 AM
Agreed. Anyone who can pull one over on Sherlock and Watson must be just making stuff up as he goes along.

Last or is that what Sherlock does? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 23, 2011, 06:59:36 AM
I think Sherlock makes up the number of danishes he gets through. No one could eat that many.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 23, 2011, 08:26:29 AM
Looks like I lured all of you into the wrong direction (which I should naturally do as an announcer of arachnids :mrgreen:).

Let's get back a bit:
The LPWB word is an adjective that turns into a noun by adding a 'y' at the end.
The word sounds as if it was a drug to cure 'teh gay'
Conservatives hate it
If the word got misspelled it could be read as 'leader of a nation in Africa' (title not name)...in Latin
A synonym of the LPWB word could be read as announcing the presence of a certain kind of arachnids (I did not say spider)
Said archanids can lead to difficulties in solving riddles or to a life of pain (reason actually named in an earlier post).
If you are LPWB, then you traditionally would also suffer much pain (and coughing) but it would be over soon
4 syllables, 9 letters (add 1 to each for the noun)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 23, 2011, 12:24:31 PM
I think I've got the synonym....

Last would you cough much if it was a very hot fire without any smoke? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 23, 2011, 12:35:53 PM
Actually that got used for the 'harder' cases only. As far as I have read normally there was deliberate creation of smoke andf rom its behaviour observes deduced certain decision from high-up.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 23, 2011, 12:42:51 PM
Last dinosaurs and homo sapiens and vampires all roam the world together Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 23, 2011, 12:51:03 PM
[Last]heretic, theretic, everywhere a tic tic[/Post]
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 23, 2011, 12:59:22 PM
That's a symbiosis not a synonym, Griffin :mrgreen:

You are on the right way (or the wrong from a certain point of view ;)), Aggie

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 24, 2011, 01:51:15 PM
I think everything is wrong.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 24, 2011, 01:58:08 PM
"You have come to the Wong place"

Last Futurama Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 24, 2011, 02:41:01 PM
Last wok this way Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 24, 2011, 02:46:04 PM
Last do you like the new well wok? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 24, 2011, 05:08:48 PM
How can this place be wrong?

Last Garden of Eden Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 24, 2011, 09:16:38 PM
If the right is right then I'm happy to be wrong.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 25, 2011, 08:22:13 AM
But be careful no to be left out

Last and don't forget looking for the LPWB wordPost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 25, 2011, 11:51:04 AM
A clue please!  If 'well wok' was one it's eluded me.

[Last]I thinks, then I pounce[/Post]
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 25, 2011, 12:12:16 PM
The last and collected clues are on the previous page*.
There are not that many synonyms to the word you already found and once you have it, the other clues should
a) make sense and
b)make sure that it is the right one.

Last Post

* Posted on: March 23, 2011, 10:26:29 AM and
   Posted on: March 23, 2011, 02:59:22 PM

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 25, 2011, 12:25:16 PM
I don't dispute that there should be enough clues to go through synonyms (the add-a-y-to-get-the-noun one should be a positive identifier).

However, your role is to produce clues even if you think it should be solvable with what's there. ;)


[Last]so let's with the clues, eh?[/Post]
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 25, 2011, 01:12:13 PM
Well, if you have come as far as herring, why should I give more hints on the colour? :mrgreen:

Given that it is Friday (where are the new cephalopods?) it would be LPWB to not eat the herring ;)
There are four vowels; the first two are the same, as are the last two. No repeat of consonants

Last get it straight Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 25, 2011, 01:32:40 PM
If you believe you can guess the LPWB you may be right or wrong.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 25, 2011, 01:49:37 PM
LPWBishness often occurs when that question is difficult or impossible to answer.
If it is just unconventional then a Greek-English (or German) hybrid is often used forming the opposite of the Greek opposite

Last now I get confusing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 25, 2011, 06:22:26 PM
It has been confusing all along

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 26, 2011, 08:10:21 AM
From the point of view of those that hold the right doctrine the holders of the left one must be confused.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 28, 2011, 07:14:16 PM
Then I'm on the left because I'm confused.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 28, 2011, 08:52:52 PM
I'm not surprised you are confused.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on March 29, 2011, 05:52:51 AM

LAST  I've been confused for this whole round!  POST
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 29, 2011, 07:19:33 AM
Pethaps you should think about what it would be like if you were not confused.

Last Pot
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 29, 2011, 08:07:55 AM
Maybe you should be catalysed in a different aggregation state

Last not the gay one Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 29, 2011, 03:22:10 PM
Depending on the column I may be aggregated (segregated?) and counted differently.

Last statistics Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 29, 2011, 03:44:34 PM
Math is at the basis of all LPWB-y according to an influential cleric

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 29, 2011, 03:54:03 PM
So this is a clerical error?

Last on top of all others? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 29, 2011, 03:58:23 PM
If you're LPWB, you'll have been cleric for the longest time, if you get caught on it.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 29, 2011, 07:29:30 PM
Sounds related to the child abuse scandal.

Last but somehow I doubt it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 30, 2011, 07:59:18 AM
No, it's about doctrine

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 30, 2011, 02:02:58 PM
Last I knew you had heretical ideas! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 30, 2011, 02:13:00 PM
Yes, but there is another word for that

Last Word Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 30, 2011, 02:21:26 PM
Last A bit iconoclast perhaps? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 30, 2011, 02:25:01 PM
Possible but not necessary. At times the clasts were of the right doctrine and the doules were not

Last will no one follow the non-gay angle? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 30, 2011, 03:29:33 PM
If we are talking about catholics then priests' marriage?

Last your clues are too foggy for me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 30, 2011, 03:37:32 PM
the word (word part) separating non-gays from gays also separates not-considered-right from right doctrine.

Last that part also sound similar to a tribe that had rather bad experiences with a German guy whose name sounds the same like Aragorn's in Tolkien's manuscripts for a long time (until Aragorn turned from Hobbit to Man to be precise) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 30, 2011, 05:15:24 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 30, 2011, 02:02:58 PM
Last I knew you had heretical ideas! Post

To be helpful, this is the closest you have been !


Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 30, 2011, 06:35:32 PM
I'm taking a sabbatical then...

Last ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 30, 2011, 07:35:21 PM
No more hints today.
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 30, 2011, 09:19:37 PM
Is that that I'm close?

Last or that I'm so bloody far that it isn't worth clue anymore? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 31, 2011, 04:46:41 AM
You were close enough to have found the synonym (the one with the arachnids).
The hint I was going to give could be read as an insult, so I avoided it because I was switching off the computer.
If someone misunderstood it, I would have wanted to be present to contain the damage.

Last that should be enough for all the non-homos out there Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 31, 2011, 03:27:58 PM
Switching off the computer? The LPWB needs guarding at all times !

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 31, 2011, 03:45:06 PM
The Last Post maybe, not the LPWB

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 31, 2011, 04:56:04 PM
So heresy is a synonym of a related word?

Last ??? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 01, 2011, 04:38:02 AM
heresy would be the synonym for the noun.
Look for the synonym for heretical.

Last and don't be gay about it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on April 01, 2011, 12:46:31 PM
I think I may have it.

Last heterodox Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on April 01, 2011, 12:48:02 PM
Yes, finally!

It was h e t e r o d o x, by the way.

Last crap, this means I have to come up with a new one Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 01, 2011, 01:03:55 PM
There is no 'homodoxy'

Last and the orthodox may feel offended Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on April 02, 2011, 01:47:55 AM
This post includes the best video EVER.

Last http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GOZjlwIwfk Post*

*youtube seems to be out.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 02, 2011, 08:51:15 AM
This video is not available in your country
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Clue explanation (aka mop-up)
he-te-ro-dox sounds like one of those (fake) cures for homosexuality but since conservatives hate any deviation from orthodox doctrine they hate it.
If one misspells it one could end up with 'herero dux', that would be the Latin term for the leader of the South African Herero nation/tribe, nearly wiped out by the German general Trotha (whom I alluded to via 'Trotter', the original name for the LotR character that later would become Aragorn. I used that clue on another occasion for an earlier LPWB already, so no excuse for not knowing it ;)).
A synonym is of course heretic that can be read as 'here tic(k)', i.e. arachnids notorious for spreading meningitis (=>brain damage) and Borreliosis (Lyme disease => allusion to lime). I dropped some hints about the treatment of LPWBers (=Y torture, birning at the stake).
There were hints towards heterogeneous catalyis and to the opposition of hetero/homo and hetero/ortho. I also mentioned that the mixed language (English/greek) version un-orthodox has not exactly the same meaning as the pure Greek hetero-dox.
I did not use the allusion to Greek whores (hetairo-...) :mrgreen:

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on April 02, 2011, 10:02:57 PM
That makes me so sad! EVERYONE should have the chance to see it.


Last  :'( Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 03, 2011, 08:14:12 AM
You could download it and send it by email on demand.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 04, 2011, 02:32:15 PM
I demand...

Last what was I saying? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 04, 2011, 02:42:26 PM
Dementia? ;)

Last now I have to fill up the post to at least ten words Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 04, 2011, 03:10:52 PM
Last one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 04, 2011, 04:44:41 PM
That way the rocket never will rise

Last unless you go to infinity and beyond Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 04, 2011, 08:13:03 PM
I don't believe in rockets.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 04, 2011, 09:27:01 PM
Last Rockers then? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 05, 2011, 08:14:16 AM
Last as long as you do not lose them Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 05, 2011, 02:15:35 PM
They're lost among fans.

Last or is the other way around? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 05, 2011, 02:16:19 PM
Last or they are fans of Lost Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 05, 2011, 02:29:15 PM
Let's see, on one hand crazy teenage fans and on the other a TV series.

Last What Woould a Rocker Do? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 05, 2011, 02:34:11 PM
Recite The Rook by Edwina Ellen Prude?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 05, 2011, 07:28:41 PM
Last getting heavy on the euphemisms? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 06, 2011, 08:41:02 AM
Last would you like to talk about prunes and prisms instead? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 06, 2011, 03:20:39 PM
Old age delusion then?

Last everything has double meaning Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 06, 2011, 03:26:59 PM
And some things have two edges too
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 06, 2011, 03:27:57 PM
Last Hanging from the ceiling? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 06, 2011, 03:40:06 PM
We are not told, if that one had an edge at all.

Last sufficient to have a point Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 06, 2011, 04:50:31 PM
Last but having a point isn't the same as making one Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 07, 2011, 07:58:41 AM
It is, if it is the bayonet's

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 07, 2011, 03:34:28 PM
I'll just interupt this conversation to take the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 07, 2011, 03:51:36 PM
We allow no interruptions!

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 08, 2011, 07:55:51 AM
No rupture before the rapture

Last raptor Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 08, 2011, 04:41:57 PM
Hard to rupture the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 08, 2011, 04:47:27 PM
No problems with enough rupees

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 08, 2011, 07:22:57 PM
Last ripping the reaper Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on April 09, 2011, 06:39:18 AM
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(Pimp Daddy Jefferson, my friends, is IT
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 09, 2011, 09:10:08 AM
Someone called for the Reaper?
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 11, 2011, 04:37:50 PM
Who reaps the benefits of the ripping?

Last reep! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 12, 2011, 08:53:35 AM
The publisher of the following bodice rippers of course

Last we need a new LPWB word btw Post
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Post by: Pachyderm on April 12, 2011, 12:39:46 PM
Last working on it Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 12, 2011, 12:44:56 PM
on the publishing or on the bodice ripping?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 12, 2011, 02:03:41 PM
Last to work or not to work, that is the question Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 12, 2011, 02:14:27 PM
Last to be to do to work to suffer Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 12, 2011, 03:31:00 PM
Last I had to do some of those Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 12, 2011, 03:31:51 PM
Last isn't there enough suffering in being alone? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 12, 2011, 07:44:35 PM
Apparently not. That's what cheeses me off the whole hell thing, the preached in medieval times are in a living hell and then an effort is made to create an even worse place.

Last how many priests and monks actually believed in the stuff? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 12, 2011, 11:21:31 PM
I have no opinion on hell. I've never been there. Unless it is hell on earth.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 13, 2011, 09:08:45 AM
The devils are all here on educational trips

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And now for something completely different
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRj6RZ3nFpU
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 13, 2011, 02:49:45 PM
There is no leap of faith there, unless you call confidence to get to the other side faith.

Last dropping into the unknown abyss is a leap of faith Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 13, 2011, 02:59:28 PM
orthodox or hetero-dox faith?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 13, 2011, 03:56:29 PM
"Faith? Oh, I had a girlfriend named Faith. She cheated on me, with a girl named Chastity."

Last I thought her name was Hope Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 13, 2011, 04:09:07 PM
That's from Pratchett :mrgreen:

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Post by: Aggie on April 13, 2011, 04:19:31 PM
Dunno, I used to work with her, I think. ;)

Last and met her Filipina doppelganger Faye (same personality, very similar looking, almost same name - scary identical) :o Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 13, 2011, 06:55:41 PM
Are you sure you don't want to make the monastery in SE Asia?

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Post by: Aggie on April 13, 2011, 10:11:31 PM
Considered it; I could probably buy an island in the Philippines for cheaper than getting a piece of land here.  I am currently trying to be Canadian, though, and let the world come to my doorstep.  I find ex-pat'ing it to be somewhat distasteful, for some reason.

Last I fear Canada is too far already for most Siblings; SE Asia would be close for our Aussie Siblings Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 13, 2011, 10:23:38 PM
Anywhere is too far from my bed.

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Post by: Aggie on April 13, 2011, 10:57:43 PM
OK, let's open a Monastery in your bed. ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 14, 2011, 01:04:41 AM
I fear to ask about the amenities.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 14, 2011, 08:03:16 AM
As long as there are the wrong types of pirates, I'd vote against the Philippines.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 14, 2011, 02:33:07 PM
But most piracy in the area happens in the strait between Malaysia and Indonesia...

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 14, 2011, 02:39:59 PM
You forget the Muslim fanatics who conduct most of their operations from the water using the same means as the pirates who are just in it for the money.

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Post by: Aggie on April 14, 2011, 02:52:11 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on April 14, 2011, 08:03:16 AM
As long as there are the wrong types of pirates, I'd vote against the Philippines.

Depends on the area - MILF (snerk) and friends are mostly down south around Mindanao, the rest of the country is quite peaceful (and Catholic, fwiw).  I was in one town where some Americans had been kidnapped from a posh hotel and beheaded a few months previous to our visit, but we weren't afraid (we did get almost attacked by crazy people on two separate occasions; thankfully there are guards with guns all over the place that are amenable to saving foolish tourists from lunatics swinging 4x4 chunks of lumber or throwing fist-sized rocks).

Last Palawan's the wild west though Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 14, 2011, 02:57:29 PM
I still prefer Norway.

Last amenable to Vikings Post
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Post by: Aggie on April 14, 2011, 02:59:05 PM
Last but not amenable to mangoes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 14, 2011, 03:59:22 PM
Would you prefer Mangolia?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 14, 2011, 05:08:15 PM
Norway may be pretty but it's-too-darn-cold (Canada too).

Last the Caribbean OTOH... ;) Post
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Post by: Aggie on April 14, 2011, 05:40:37 PM
If only we had snapped up the Turks and Caicos as our 11th province (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turks_and_Caicos_Islands#Proposed_union_with_Canada).....


Last maybe one day Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 14, 2011, 06:48:15 PM
Those things take time.

Last I'm waiting for the consolidation of Unasur (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Union_of_South_American_Nations) and who knows if I'll live to see it working Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 15, 2011, 01:20:18 AM
This is all too arbitrary. We need a list of requirements. Like where has the lowest infant mortality.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 15, 2011, 08:30:02 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on April 15, 2011, 01:20:18 AM
This is all too arbitrary. We need a list of requirements. Like where has the lowest infant mortality.

I doubt that the Vatican will cede us territory

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 15, 2011, 03:09:09 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on April 15, 2011, 01:20:18 AM
This is all too arbitrary. We need a list of requirements. Like where has the lowest infant mortality.
Actually it could be the other way around, be there to help lower the rate.

Last and the rate of pregnancies Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 15, 2011, 03:11:27 PM
We spawn, we do not bear!

Last nothing against ursines Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 15, 2011, 03:13:08 PM
Last bear in mind the bear is coming for us Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 15, 2011, 03:25:53 PM
The usine's bearing is towards us?

Last Can't bear to bore the bear Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 15, 2011, 03:55:53 PM
This bare argument is embarrassing.

Last I better take a beer Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 15, 2011, 03:56:57 PM
A brown bitter eel?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 15, 2011, 03:59:11 PM
Better a Bulgarian blonde

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 15, 2011, 04:03:50 PM
If the Yokohama flower girl is not available.

Last If Bulgarian, then bass Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 15, 2011, 07:32:33 PM
Now I recall a cousin's girlfriend who was Romanian (yes I know we were talking about Bulgarians, the ones I know are musicians BTW).

Last she was tall and quite pretty Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 16, 2011, 07:43:23 AM
We had a Romanian girl in our workgroup at the university. Added a ton (but the floors held).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 17, 2011, 08:10:31 PM
Have I told you about the girls in the opera?

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 18, 2011, 08:29:31 AM
Well, an opera needs at least one fat lady or it will never end.

Last That's an axiom Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 18, 2011, 11:26:03 AM
Does the Fat Lady sing the
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 18, 2011, 12:01:02 PM
Maybe sink it
la si ta do si ta
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 18, 2011, 01:51:40 PM
Interestingly enough I haven't seen full figured women cast as principals in a while.

Last chorus ladies OTHO... Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 18, 2011, 02:13:45 PM
Going to the opera has become a bit of a rarity for me. Either I have seen the work in case often enough already or the production is so 'modern' that I can very well do without, thank you. I don't oppose a setting transfer to modern times per se but too many 'star' directors of both opera and theatre show not the least respect for the intentions of the original author. I have no need for Hansel and Gretel eating babies or the soldiers of Nabucco being disguised as wasps (including extended abdomen). It also has become a fashion to change the endings like the villain coming back killing the young lovers (or, if he is supposed to win, to do an 180° turn and join in).
---
There was a rather massive second (the witch) in the Rusalka production I watched the week before last.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 19, 2011, 04:03:34 PM
Ahh, Europe... Do you know that there is a little bit of scandal because the current production of Don Giovanni has some suggestive staging with a lady on a table just before the Comendatore comes to dinner? Nothing explicit mind you.

Last an Englishman staging is scandalizing the puritans they dumped here a while back Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 19, 2011, 07:38:35 PM
Their heads would explode should they witness the average German opera production these days. Full frontal nudity on a regular base and orgies every other day.

Last and not all of it hetero Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 19, 2011, 08:14:38 PM
Must be like singing in the bath.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 19, 2011, 08:33:58 PM
As sexist as it may sound I think it makes sense. From my perspective, part of the success of things like classic ballet was the opportunity to watch the bodies of the dancers (and wealthy patrons had frequent access to more than that).

Last we like to think we are better than that but in reality we're not Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 19, 2011, 08:43:33 PM
Look at classical paintings. Nudity was allowed as long as the topic was mythical (e.g. Venus) or biblical (e.g. Adam and Eve). But without that excuse it was scandalous. For example Manet's 'Olympia' caused a scandal although it was essentially a copy of Tizian's 'Venus of Urbino'.

Last notgeile Heuchler Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 19, 2011, 09:36:02 PM
In many periods those mythical paintings were hidden from public view.

Last morals are for commoners Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 20, 2011, 08:01:19 AM
On the other hand they put statues of nuns having orgasms in churches
http://www.avl.uzh.ch/research/projects/chosen/berniniecstasy.jpg

Last just read what those female mystics wrote. pure sacroporn Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 20, 2011, 03:05:33 PM
Ever heard about the treatment for female hysteria?

Last OTOH (male) masturbation was (and still is) immoral Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 20, 2011, 03:09:43 PM
Yeah. But the cure had to be applied by a qualified medical expert :mrgreen:

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 20, 2011, 04:54:33 PM
Last Talk about hoarding behavior Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 21, 2011, 08:13:58 AM
Not more than 5 in Texas* or you commit a felony

Last and only for educational purposes post

*I think it was Texas but it could be another Southern weirlderness too
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 21, 2011, 04:16:57 PM
Considering the celebrations of the civil war it isn't extreme to say that the south is stuck in the past.

Last you're free to speculate the causes Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 22, 2011, 08:41:21 AM
nosferatalgia?

Not everyone stuck in the past is necessarily obnoxious. I personally wouldn't join the Amish but at least they do not threaten violence on a regular base against anyone who does not share their value system (and even a lot that do but have the wrong pedigree).

Last pardon my overgeneralization Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 22, 2011, 05:55:55 PM
The Shunning is a passive aggressive type of violence.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 23, 2011, 08:27:24 AM
But it's still better than what's also an option down there.

Last it's still impossible to get anti-lynching laws through Congress (or to get equal rights for women into the Constitution) Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 25, 2011, 01:19:39 AM
What bugs me is the confederate flag. Isn't claiming that it only represents "the proud heritage" of the South the same as saying that the flag of the 3rd Reich represents the proud heritage of pre-war Germany?

Last although I wouldn't be surprised if the same people that uses that flag would be willing to raise the swastika too Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 25, 2011, 04:30:38 AM
Flags should be abolished as divisive and a major incentive to violence.

Last no flags Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 25, 2011, 09:34:07 AM
Formally (most) German Neonazis don't use the fully illegal flag with the swastika but a version of the Reichskriegsflagge (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reichskriegsflagge) where the law is a bit more ambiguous.

Last Hoch weht die Flagge schwarz-weiß-rot Post

Btw, belated happy Easter...Bunny of Doom (noir or Groucho Marx?)

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-r4Pfb_V6N5g/TYZ7EnR-ZhI/AAAAAAAAS20/CPRQIYmTs6g/s1600/candice%2Bc.ow.easter%2Bbunny.jpg)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-r4Pfb_V6N5g/TYZ7EnR-ZhI/AAAAAAAAS20/CPRQIYmTs6g/s1600/candice%2Bc.ow.easter%2Bbunny.jpg
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 25, 2011, 05:59:07 PM
I prefer this bunny:
(http://scarygoround.com/sgr/strips/20080314.png)
http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080314

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 26, 2011, 08:37:47 AM
Why do they hire a German bunny?

Last hope the font works Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 26, 2011, 02:40:34 PM
Nope on both counts, the "bunnie" isn't German (it's Canadian and not really a bunnie), and the font doesn't show because fonts need to be installed in each computer.

Last we would need to install it from somewhere Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 26, 2011, 02:43:34 PM
But why does it speak in Gothic letters?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 26, 2011, 02:59:33 PM
I imagine to give the impression of a scary voice.

Last you'll have to ask John Allison, the creator Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 26, 2011, 03:13:24 PM
There are lots of special fonts for that purpose :mrgreen:

Since Asterix and the Goths (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asterix_and_the_Goths) Gothic script is reserved for German or German stand-ins in comics.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 26, 2011, 04:17:45 PM
In the meantime, where can I find the gothic font?

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 26, 2011, 04:23:09 PM
It's called Old English Text MT and was among the fonts that came with this (office) PC using Windows 7

Last about the only one in that style Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 26, 2011, 04:49:21 PM
It wasn't on my XP laptop.

Last I just installed it Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 26, 2011, 04:52:00 PM
Seems to work (at least for th two of us).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 26, 2011, 05:57:23 PM
Let's just wait for the annoyed responses about not seeing anything.

Last ;) :P :-X :mrgreen: Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 27, 2011, 12:35:19 AM
I'm annoyed. I saw some Gothic font in a post above. It ruins my eyes.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 27, 2011, 08:10:38 AM
Did you never dream of becoming a blind Goth girl?

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Edit: And now for something completely different
http://www.salon.com/entertainment/movies/feature/2011/04/21/mike_joos_slide_show/slideshow.html
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 27, 2011, 04:05:55 PM
That was ... creative...

Last how exactly do you 'sell'* digital art? Post

* you can hire someone to make digital art and get the right to use it, but it'll never have the uniqueness of an actual painting.
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 28, 2011, 08:40:32 AM
But what about print art?
M.C.Escher wanted his pictures to be available to anyone interested even if not rich, so he used a printing method for his woodcuts and lithographs that was less stressful to the plate and thus allowed more copies. So, all copies were originals in the sense that the artist produced them himself but they were all from the same block(s).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 28, 2011, 01:29:05 PM
Are you suggesting using defective printers for digital art?

Last even those don't look truly unique Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 28, 2011, 01:41:19 PM
Escher's prime example of unique prints is his mezzotinto of an eye.
(http://www.artchive.com/artchive/e/escher/escher_eye.jpg)
http://www.artchive.com/artchive/e/escher/escher_eye.jpg
These are just four prints made from the original plate. A big book I own has a much longer sequence.
The plate is used up relatively quickly, so there are visible changes between consecutive prints.
The best ones are not actually the first.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 28, 2011, 02:20:05 PM
But that's the thing, with analog methods each copy is by definition unique in random and discernible ways.

Last OTOH if you use a defective printer the error is consistent in each copy (not unique) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 28, 2011, 02:25:41 PM
Depends on the printer. Not that long ago our office printer smeared pages very individually with toner.

Last no two zebras are the same Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 28, 2011, 02:57:44 PM
In reality each copy is unique but not in ways that can be discerned.

Last heck even bills are unique Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 28, 2011, 03:06:28 PM
It has been considered to make currency forgery-proof by connecting the serial number (or another number on the bill) to the fiber pattern of the paper using a public key system, so anyone could test whether number and pattern fitted together but not create matching pairs.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 28, 2011, 04:06:00 PM
That would make perfect sense.

Last so much it'll eventually happen Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 29, 2011, 08:35:38 AM
We will run out of money first

Last bartering future Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 29, 2011, 03:41:45 PM
Those with money will use digital means.

Last and those without will use something else Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 29, 2011, 03:44:10 PM
Yeah but the digital world will fail, so it will be barter all the way.

Last and cellphones will serve as projectiles Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 29, 2011, 04:00:43 PM
So you think the top 1% won't survive their deeds?

Last that's so incredibly optimistic... Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 29, 2011, 04:06:54 PM
Depends on how they act before the crash. The clever ones will move to 'solids' in time and use their supply advantage to stay on top. Provided of course they are also good leaders and jusges of men or thier own mercenaries will cut their throats sooner or later.

Last I doubt that the Trump types will be among those making the transition successfully Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 29, 2011, 05:34:36 PM
Certainly the smart ones will keep some of their former wealth.

Last short term morons like Trump won't Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 30, 2011, 08:45:16 AM
Look out for an uptick in the import of medieval castles.
If you hear that Krak de Chavalier (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krak_des_Chevaliers) has been moved to the US by some of the top money dogs, you'll know that the time has come.

Last alternatively an original Führerhauptquartier (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F%C3%BChrer_Headquarters) or a replica of Fort Douaumont (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_Douaumont) Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 30, 2011, 07:23:42 PM
But seriously, why making an old castle when you can build a new one with better materials, besides why do it in the continental US when some islands in the Caribbean are mountainous enough to be above water when the see lever goes up, and the population is poor enough to be easily controlled.

Last in reality the best solution is underground Post

BTW, I don't see anyone moving something like this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castillo_San_Felipe_de_Barajas) anywhere else.
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 01, 2011, 02:26:34 AM
Last castles in the air Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 01, 2011, 08:52:56 AM
Old Castles have style and are designed to keep the mob of commoners out with a minimum of effort (also works well in times of zombie apocalypses). Children could defend a well-built castle. Modern fortifications require trained personnel and lots of ammo. Their main advantage is against fire from heavy weaponry. That is the main weakness of the old high-walled castles. In the times to come the mob is unlikely to possess heavy ordnance and the castles could be made proof against the portable stuff with relatively small effort and without spoiling the sighrs too much.
I think most of the overlords will prefer a moderate climate in the continental US. I think the Pacific side of the Rockies will be where they concentrate.

Last and with enough money any structure including the pyramids could be moved Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 01, 2011, 07:47:19 PM
Last not to mention dirty bombs Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 02, 2011, 01:39:14 AM
If they move to the Pacific then they would be very dumb, too much seismic risk.

Last haven't you heard that Montana is the place to be in the upcoming apocalypse? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 02, 2011, 08:09:34 AM
I said Pacific side of the Rockies, not Pacific Islands.

Should Yellowstone go up, there is no escape anyway.

Last apart from earthquakes California is too dry Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 02, 2011, 02:52:41 PM
In any case, who are the ones with a plan?

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 02, 2011, 03:00:49 PM
Those who hid the t

Lasterposten
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 02, 2011, 03:03:41 PM
They ate i(t).

LasT PosT
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 02, 2011, 03:04:35 PM
An d-gested it, so now it is pure Id

Lastensegler Postlagernd
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 02, 2011, 03:52:11 PM
I wonder how the old Freud would've interpreted that post.

Last lager? where? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 02, 2011, 03:54:54 PM
paraglider (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_glider) poste restante

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 02, 2011, 04:10:58 PM
That sounded so much like parasailing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasailing), and paragliding (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paragliding).

Last I would love to learn powered paragliding (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Powered_paragliding) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 03, 2011, 12:14:23 AM
Last I'd love to learn anything. Brain Mush. Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 03, 2011, 08:13:28 AM
Ev'rytime we learn our wheels start to turn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iG4KWezJu94
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-eiykRqdP4

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 03, 2011, 04:47:48 PM
For a moment I thought I would see a Pitagora Suichi:
[youtube=425,350]OWtCdDYReIY[/youtube]

Last which I now relate to the Japanese power plant Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 04, 2011, 07:55:32 AM
Reminds me of the ad of a car manufacturer I saw years ago that also used such an cascade effect (with car parts).

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apropos of nothing
http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2011/04/spot-hidden-mickey.html
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 04, 2011, 03:16:04 PM
Last what a fitting end Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 04, 2011, 03:27:12 PM
Last now pass me the roast duck please Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 04, 2011, 04:03:25 PM
But we are in the middle of wabbit season...

Last certain rabbit had it coming Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 04, 2011, 04:05:36 PM
Last but what about Wolpertingers? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 04, 2011, 04:11:12 PM
Capture alive!

Last I repeat, no lethal force Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 05, 2011, 08:30:32 AM
If you can persuade the beasts of it too...

Last Hey, Mr. Hungry Tiger, let me bridle you for a ride Post
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Post by: Pachyderm on May 05, 2011, 11:17:42 AM
Last wolf by the tail? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 05, 2011, 11:36:06 AM
beats bull by the horns

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 06, 2011, 02:47:28 AM
So you take the bull by the horns and are thoroughly dragged.

Last doesn't sound like a great idea to me Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 06, 2011, 08:14:39 AM
I never intended to become a drag king

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 06, 2011, 03:15:21 PM
Wouldn't a drag king be necessarily a woman?

Last :o Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 06, 2011, 09:33:08 PM
I have currently no intent to become one either.

Last more interested in getting one Post
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Post by: anthrobabe on May 07, 2011, 01:43:08 AM
we are on page 911--- very interesting

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 07, 2011, 04:59:34 AM
Last It's a sign! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 07, 2011, 09:17:14 AM
And in slightly less than 12 hours (internal time) I'll have reached the length of Napoleon's second rule in logging time

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 09, 2011, 01:19:34 AM
You just need the lederhosen.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 09, 2011, 08:15:49 AM
You try to hoodwink (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpVqRm8G97U) me?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 09, 2011, 01:59:43 PM
The second one is coming

Last I hope is as good as the first Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 09, 2011, 02:14:32 PM
Critics seem to be less than impressed

Last let's wait and see Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 10, 2011, 02:55:07 AM
When was the last time a sequel was bad, then?

Last ;) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 10, 2011, 04:46:56 AM
Not as bad as some remakes
I read that a remake of Conan the Barbarian is coming to the screen soon

Last without Ahnold Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 10, 2011, 02:40:08 PM
What made the original Conan a good movie was all the unspoken stuff.

Last apparently the IQ has been going down because now they're compelled to explain everything Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 10, 2011, 02:52:50 PM
By now even the animals in (American) documentaries talk.

Last wait for the talking potted plants in the next gardening show Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 10, 2011, 03:22:43 PM
We're going back to Sesame Street.

Last perhaps the audience never left that attention level Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 10, 2011, 03:33:38 PM
Too intellectual. Also two of the main characters may be gay and we can't have that

Last and then there is this (http://parterre.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/bert_binladen.jpg) incriminating evidence Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 10, 2011, 06:51:21 PM
How things change, he used to be the unabombert (http://www.bertisevil.tv/pages/bert013.htm)...

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 11, 2011, 04:33:46 AM
But the bin Laden picture was actually used by islamists in demonstrations (look it up at Snopes!)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 11, 2011, 04:02:26 PM
If that is true answer me this: where was Ernie at the time?

Last :-X Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 11, 2011, 04:05:32 PM
Answer NSFW

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 11, 2011, 05:13:12 PM
Last I see... Post
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Post by: anthrobabe on May 11, 2011, 09:02:33 PM
last---we may all really die at the end of May ya know---post

not really
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on May 12, 2011, 02:06:48 AM
Last  -  I can no longer keep up with all the endtimes scenarios in my own lifetime --  Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 12, 2011, 03:58:52 AM
Quote from: anthrobabe on May 11, 2011, 09:02:33 PM
last---we may all really die at the end of May ya know---post

not really

Nah! 2012 is more likely.

Last can they supply happy pills for us? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 12, 2011, 04:32:30 AM
They are all fools. Jehova's witnesses got it right and the world ended in 1914.

Last the news is just spreading a wee bit slowly but what do you expect under the circumstances post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 12, 2011, 05:25:29 AM
Well, it's the end of the world as we know it.

Last bound to happen many times Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 12, 2011, 08:14:19 AM
And be the world wrecked as a whole
The debris stacked in heaps
We do not give the slightest damn
We'll build it all anew
Und liegt vom Kampfe in Trümmern die ganze Welt zuhauf
Das soll uns den Teufel kümmern wir bauen sie wieder auf
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 12, 2011, 09:00:24 AM
Bags I rebuild the jacuzi pools.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 12, 2011, 09:26:53 AM
Can't really make sense of that.*
Or did you mean that some misspelled Japanese mafiosi got bagged and now rest in pools (of their own bodily fluids)? :mrgreen: ;)

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*to be precise: what is the meaning of Bags at the beginning of that sentence about recreational baths?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 12, 2011, 01:42:58 PM
Bags
I rebuild the jacuzzi
Pools

Last ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 12, 2011, 01:50:54 PM
Also, entweder beschimpft man/sie uns als Säcke oder die Pools sind eine echte Billigausgabe!

Last that bags the question... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 12, 2011, 02:36:48 PM
Sospecho que leéis demasiado, pudo ser simplemente un error al escribirlo.

Last or it was a broken haiku Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 12, 2011, 03:14:53 PM
We will have to wait
If she will give us answer
When she returns here

Lasta la Posta
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 12, 2011, 06:30:49 PM
El que espera desespera y esperando se queda*

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*he who waits annoys** and remains waiting
**that's the closer translation
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 13, 2011, 09:19:02 AM
I am anointed to annoy

Last but don't call me Annoy Jane Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 13, 2011, 01:20:16 PM
Last Jane who? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 13, 2011, 01:24:30 PM
not fond of aerobics?

Last I thought the joke was obvious (unlike the on in this post) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 13, 2011, 03:15:37 PM
Jokes need a common context to be understood.

Last only universal jokes here please ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 13, 2011, 08:16:23 PM
I thought Jane Fondue was rather international

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 14, 2011, 02:58:22 AM
I recall her almost eating Colbert alive in one of his shows.

Last but I had to read her wiki page to understand the reference to Hanoy Jane Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 14, 2011, 10:14:01 AM
The Right would like to hang her from the Tower of Hanoi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tower_of_Hanoi)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 14, 2011, 09:30:47 PM
Bags I

No direct translation

Pre-emptive bid perhaps

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 14, 2011, 09:34:10 PM
Is Griffin going into existentialist abstract poetry with a small hint of Kahlschlag?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 14, 2011, 09:42:18 PM
Merely responding to puzzlement.

Last if you don't want the answer, don't ask Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 15, 2011, 01:00:43 AM
So preemptively transform the pool into a jacuzzi prior to the end of the world?

Last or the jacuzzi into a pool? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 15, 2011, 08:40:37 AM
And build a gazebo on top of it

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 16, 2011, 12:14:52 AM
How do gazebos react to bubbles?

Last sneeze? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 16, 2011, 08:20:06 AM
Like zebras to soap of course

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 16, 2011, 01:27:26 PM
Last Wouldn't those be fake zebras? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 16, 2011, 01:38:30 PM
Well, what about these?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d2/Quagga_photo.jpg)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d2/Quagga_photo.jpg

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 16, 2011, 07:21:01 PM
Do extinct animals lose their hide colors ?

Last what detergent to use Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 16, 2011, 07:38:05 PM
I'd say H2O2 mixed with other components (ammonia, persulphates, Vitamin C, iirc some quinones).
Last not an expert Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 16, 2011, 08:59:09 PM
Last certain knowledge... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 17, 2011, 12:23:41 AM
Last uncertain ignorance Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 17, 2011, 02:13:23 AM
Not so blissful this time?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 17, 2011, 03:59:57 AM
No bliss obliges.

Last muddled semantics Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 17, 2011, 04:23:04 AM
So, happiness is not madatory?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 17, 2011, 07:28:45 AM
No one is mad at Tory. Except possibly Nick Clegg.

Last political jest Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 17, 2011, 08:03:30 AM
So who will be toried to peace?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 17, 2011, 06:34:54 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on May 17, 2011, 07:28:45 AM
No one is mad at Tory. Except possibly Nick Clegg.
Seriously? Significant raises of tuition in public schools and 20% of public servants' attrition and nobody is mad?

Last I've heard of British stoicism but never thought it went that far Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 17, 2011, 07:41:01 PM
A comparatively new development. The English came once close to a civil war when the government decided that an income tax of 0.5% would be necessary to finance the war against that short guy on the continent.

Last Grover Norquist would love these people Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 17, 2011, 07:48:11 PM
Psychopaths love conditions that create more potential victims.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 17, 2011, 08:06:43 PM
But they hate kill stealing as much as D&D players

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 17, 2011, 09:42:54 PM
Then it's more like other RPGs in which you loot your victims for weapons & ammo.

Last and they have no weight limit Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 18, 2011, 04:24:21 AM
How many RPGs can a single person carry? ;)

Last Panzerfaust sounds just like an item out of an RPG Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 18, 2011, 05:37:03 AM
At 7 Kg for a regular Soviet RPG-7, that would be 4 RPGs with 2 Kg to spare to reach the average Roman limit of 30 Kg.

Last how quick could he shoot them? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 18, 2011, 11:20:25 AM
with a piece of string all at once

Last Orgelgeschütz Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 18, 2011, 02:20:57 PM
Ah, mobile organs... but they really weaponize it with the Scottish bagpipes.

Last make it stop! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 18, 2011, 02:48:39 PM
The bar at the end is for the full stop

Last cryptic Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 18, 2011, 05:14:41 PM
No more alcoholic transmissions.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 18, 2011, 08:28:07 PM
What about spirituous transgressions?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 18, 2011, 08:37:06 PM
Last like gratuitous nudity? :mrgreen: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 18, 2011, 08:58:54 PM
stark drunken naked? Girls around me rarely are.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 18, 2011, 11:08:28 PM
Last rarely? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 19, 2011, 03:31:12 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 17, 2011, 06:34:54 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on May 17, 2011, 07:28:45 AM
No one is mad at Tory. Except possibly Nick Clegg.
Seriously? Significant raises of tuition in public schools and 20% of public servants' attrition and nobody is mad?

No, not seriously. I was being provocative  ;)

Actually there are major protests and people marching, but looks like nothing will save the NHS and the sick, feeble and elderly, never mind schools and libraries. We never had it so bad.

Last doom. we are all doomed Post

* and no good going to the IMF just now  :o
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 19, 2011, 04:13:46 AM
When they burn the libraries put them on top

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 19, 2011, 05:07:20 AM
Will the year of library closures be remembered like the abolition of the monasteries?

Last if only history could be known at the time of the event Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 19, 2011, 10:00:28 AM
Do you refer specifically to the English monasteries under Henry VIII?

In Germany the secularisation of monasteries actually led to important literary discoveries, e.g. the Carmina Burana

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Something completely different:

Can in a poetic context the term 'to run thin' be used to describe an hourglass where nearly all the sand has trickled down to the lower bulb? e.g. 'In our life's hour glass the sand runs thin' = Death is near. Or does does that sound wrong to native English ears?
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Post by: Aggie on May 19, 2011, 04:03:32 PM
It doesn't sound wrong to me, although it's a bit of a mixed metaphor.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 19, 2011, 04:07:10 PM
Then I'll use it since I simply need the rhyme  :D

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 19, 2011, 04:43:23 PM
Is it a real need or just a desire?

Last :P Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 20, 2011, 04:25:19 AM
I blame the language for a scarcity of useful rhymes.
I notived though that by adding the thread of life to the sand I can come closer
Last The sand runs out, the thread of life runs* thin Post

alt.: grows
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Post by: pieces o nine on May 20, 2011, 06:17:46 AM
Last   I'd stick with "runs thin" for Americanish   Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 20, 2011, 08:00:11 AM
Close to rancid isn't it?  ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 20, 2011, 01:04:14 PM
Last or simply anorexic Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 20, 2011, 01:27:09 PM
Sumo ringers rarely do the marathon

Last but they have to run a lot during training Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 20, 2011, 04:17:14 PM
How does that work, they run away from something or run towards something?

Last whips & food Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 20, 2011, 06:59:53 PM
Actually they are running round the block.
Probably it gets them hungry again faster.
Also I assume that strong leg muscles are a plus in that 'sport'
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 21, 2011, 09:51:46 PM
Didn't you forget something?

Last unforgivable Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 22, 2011, 12:29:37 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 19, 2011, 10:00:28 AM
Do you refer specifically to the English monasteries under Henry VIII?
Yes

Quote from: Swatopluk on May 19, 2011, 10:00:28 AM
Can in a poetic context the term 'to run thin' be used to describe an hourglass where nearly all the sand has trickled down to the lower bulb? e.g. 'In our life's hour glass the sand runs thin' = Death is near. Or does does that sound wrong to native English ears?

In a poetic context, yes. But "runs out" is more correct.

Ah, I see you have used runs out.

Last delayed answers Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 22, 2011, 08:31:09 AM
But I had to drop the hourglass  ;)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 22, 2011, 09:47:32 AM
Better to drop an hourglass than a yearglass.

Last turning a crisis into a disaster Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 22, 2011, 10:01:53 AM
Wer im Schlachthaus sitzt sollte nicht mit Schweinen werfen

Last abbatoir Abbottabad

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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on May 22, 2011, 09:26:00 PM
Hmmm

Last I seem to have survived the Rapture ok... Post

And so, it looks like, has everyone else. YWHW does not deliver.
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Post by: pieces o nine on May 22, 2011, 10:21:38 PM
Since   I AM THAT I AM   is not the one who specifies any of these dates, he/she/it is not actually accountable for the cyclical scares. 


Last   I *would* hold him/her/it accountable for tantalizing these opportunists with the concept, and letting them harm others thereby, however   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 23, 2011, 08:43:54 AM
The lack of rapture also deprived us from really finishing this game her once and for all ;)

Last as the most depraved individual here, I'd have remained longest Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on May 23, 2011, 11:52:32 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 23, 2011, 08:43:54 AM
as the most depraved individual here, I'd have remained longest
I contest this.  ;) I and my ilk are responsible for most natural disasters, according to a number of religious figures.

Quote from: pieces o nine on May 22, 2011, 10:21:38 PM
Since   I AM THAT I AM   is not the one who specifies any of these dates, he/she/it is not actually accountable for the cyclical scares. 


I *would* hold him/her/it accountable for tantalizing these opportunists with the concept, and letting them harm others thereby, however
Eeeeh. If there was a good smiting of the false prophets, I might agree. Unfortunately, Camping is still running around.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 23, 2011, 02:37:13 PM
Quote from: Scriblerus the Philosophe on May 23, 2011, 11:52:32 AM
I contest this.  ;) I and my ilk are responsible for most natural disasters, according to a number of religious figures.
So you're one of those women so pretty that cars crash when you go out?

Last  ;) :P :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 23, 2011, 06:38:44 PM
The Lord's aim is so bad that the smiting tends to hit the wrong country.
Why is it that the forecast disasters mostly hit the South and not the godless Northeast?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 23, 2011, 06:52:11 PM
I'm convinced that disaster strikes those who don't use CONCRETE in their houses.

Last houses made of wood?? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 23, 2011, 07:02:03 PM
A concrete bunker may not fly away but the pressure difference may harm those inside.
Also bunkers are sensitive to flooding.
If you put it on stilts earthquakes can become a problem.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on May 23, 2011, 07:17:49 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 23, 2011, 06:38:44 PM
The Lord's aim is so bad that the smiting tends to hit the wrong country.
Why is it that the forecast disasters mostly hit the South and not the godless Northeast?
I LIKE this!

Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 23, 2011, 02:37:13 PM
Quote from: Scriblerus the Philosophe on May 23, 2011, 11:52:32 AM
I contest this.  ;) I and my ilk are responsible for most natural disasters, according to a number of religious figures.
So you're one of those women so pretty that cars crash when you go out?
Yes. They are totally stunned by my good looks.  :D But what does that have to do with depravity as they (the fundies, that is) define it?


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Post by: Swatopluk on May 23, 2011, 07:37:33 PM
Beauty is depraved in itself
Btw, theologians had hot debates about whether to have sex with beautiful women was more or less sinful than with ugly ones.
The temptation of beauty is greater (=>less sin) but the lust/pleasure is also (=>more sin)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 23, 2011, 08:42:42 PM
Quote from: Scriblerus the Philosophe on May 23, 2011, 07:17:49 PM
Yes. They are totally stunned by my good looks.  :D But what does that have to do with depravity as they (the fundies, that is) define it?
Just steer clear of the fundies, remember that the devil is tempting them all the time and they can't help control themselves.
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 23, 2011, 07:02:03 PM
A concrete bunker may not fly away but the pressure difference may harm those inside. Also bunkers are sensitive to flooding. If you put it on stilts earthquakes can become a problem.
Lately, anti-seismic construction uses an isolation platform that prevents the energy from the quake being transferred to the actual building. Said platform by definition can raise the position of the building thereby preventing damage from floods.

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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on May 23, 2011, 10:16:00 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 23, 2011, 08:42:42 PM
Quote from: Scriblerus the Philosophe on May 23, 2011, 07:17:49 PM
Yes. They are totally stunned by my good looks.  :D But what does that have to do with depravity as they (the fundies, that is) define it?
Just steer clear of the fundies, remember that the devil is tempting them all the time and they can't help control themselves.
Because they repress everything, it seems. ("He who hates vice, hates man." - John Morely).

Quote from: Swatopluk on May 23, 2011, 07:37:33 PM
Beauty is depraved in itself
Btw, theologians had hot debates about whether to have sex with beautiful women was more or less sinful than with ugly ones.
The temptation of beauty is greater (=>less sin) but the lust/pleasure is also (=>more sin)
Then that's just not fair. Humans are designed to chase the pretty.


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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 23, 2011, 11:14:37 PM
Quote from: Scriblerus the Philosophe on May 23, 2011, 10:16:00 PM
Humans are designed to chase the pretty.
Pretty much...

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 24, 2011, 07:16:08 AM
But it usually is on search and destroy missions

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 24, 2011, 04:14:34 PM
I thought it was either conquer or destroy.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 24, 2011, 07:52:12 PM
My way to work goes through lots of rape fields

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 24, 2011, 11:33:47 PM
Do you see much of Ken Clarke?

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 25, 2011, 08:28:08 AM
No, only Clark Kent
Are they realted?
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 25, 2011, 08:55:03 AM
Realted? Is that like living on nect door plots of land?

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 25, 2011, 09:15:46 AM
I smell a sinister plot

Last in Latin sinister means left(ist) Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on May 25, 2011, 04:14:34 PM
And 'dexter' means 'right'.

last sinister dexter post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 25, 2011, 05:34:30 PM
Dexter's my favourite TV show.

Last in a certain mood Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 25, 2011, 05:44:10 PM
And who is on your 'to kill' list?

Last just to be prepared Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 25, 2011, 06:59:47 PM
That's secret. One should not warn them beforehand

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 25, 2011, 07:56:12 PM
So those on the list are likely to see it here.

Last that's a refreshing thought Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 26, 2011, 08:03:39 AM
They'll go insane from my songs and poems making them defenseless

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 26, 2011, 02:48:40 PM
Not only the sight of Cthulhu is maddening.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 26, 2011, 05:39:31 PM
They also react unfavourably if I spray them with madder

Last Oh, Krapp! Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 26, 2011, 07:48:44 PM
Last Made by Krupp AG? Post

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 26, 2011, 10:18:17 PM
Nope, IG Farben (the alizarine)
That ruined the French Krapp industry leading to the state subsidizing the stuff and using it to dye uniform trousers.
As a result parts of the French army went into WW1 wearing bright red

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Post by: pieces o nine on May 27, 2011, 05:30:29 AM
Last 
Quote from: D. H, LawrenceWhy, if men had red, fine legs, that alone would change them in a month. They'd begin to be men again, to be men! An' the women could dress as they liked. Because if once the men walked with legs close bright scarlet, and buttocks nice and showing scarlet under a little white jacket: then the women 'ud begin to be women.
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 27, 2011, 06:29:49 AM
Red buttocks sounds more like baboons

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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on May 27, 2011, 06:58:41 AM
See y'all! I'm going camping tomorrow in the mountains. There will be pics.


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Post by: Swatopluk on May 27, 2011, 07:04:37 AM
But no red buttocks photos. There are adults around here.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 27, 2011, 03:02:08 PM
Please leave your spanking fetish at home...

Last ;) :mrgreen: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 27, 2011, 05:18:45 PM
You could cause some avalanches instead

Last to extinguish the forest fires you caused a short time before Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 28, 2011, 03:42:04 PM
If an avalanche falls on a forest and nobody survives does it make a sound?

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 28, 2011, 08:08:47 PM
You have to ask the fallen trees

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 28, 2011, 08:53:43 PM
Last The Fallen will rise again! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 28, 2011, 09:17:21 PM
Erection of the trees?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 29, 2011, 11:47:33 PM
Last They're born standing  ;) Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 30, 2011, 02:35:50 AM
Last born standing loses the Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 30, 2011, 07:32:07 AM
I could not bear that
Last take your bearings Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 31, 2011, 03:56:53 PM
Please don't bore me.

Last beer on the bar Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 31, 2011, 07:36:08 PM
Last boar on the bear Post
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Post by: Aggie on May 31, 2011, 08:03:31 PM
Boars are boy bears

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/75/Theodor_Kittelsen-En_uheldig_bj%C3%B8rnejakt.jpg)

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 31, 2011, 08:14:13 PM
That looks more like BDSM meets Zoophilia

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Post by: anthrobabe on June 01, 2011, 01:06:26 AM
Will zoophagia (is that a word?) be next?

Last --I just make them up-- Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 01, 2011, 08:26:59 AM
Yes, that's an actual word (zoophagy is used more often though). Strictly speaking it means eating something alive. More narrowly it could just be eating meat but as the term is understood (iirc) it is behaving like Renfield in Dracula, i.e. eating living things while they are still alive.
According to this (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoophagie) there are even plants that do it (distinct from flesh-eating plants in that they do not actively digest the victim) .

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 01, 2011, 08:17:18 PM
What about live anthropophagy?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 01, 2011, 10:56:30 PM
Is anyone else suspicious of -agy words?

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Post by: Aggie on June 01, 2011, 11:00:44 PM
Last Not me, all my words are Aggie words Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 02, 2011, 07:15:32 AM
Denn wo Begriffe fehlen da stellt ein Wort zur rechten Zeit sich ein (Goethe, Faust)

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Btw, have you built your justice shed already? :mrgreen:
[youtube=425,350]U-mwrH87Ncw[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-mwrH87Ncw
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 02, 2011, 02:43:10 PM
That clip could pass on faux news any day now.

Last with their logo plastered all over it Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 02, 2011, 05:05:08 PM
Yeah, it is always a bad sign when something from The Onion could be taken at face value.
Last Poe's law running wild Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 06, 2011, 06:44:49 PM
Perhaps the end of times is indeed near.

Last or the end of the world as we know it Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 07, 2011, 04:20:08 AM
The world is probably different to what we think we know of it anyway.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 07, 2011, 07:32:59 AM
I think few would notice if it actually ended

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 07, 2011, 04:32:08 PM
Interesting idea, do the travelers on a plane that suddenly crashes notice their demise?

Last possibly the best way to go Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 08, 2011, 08:02:09 AM
I'd prefer to be hit by a large meteorite

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 08, 2011, 03:29:46 PM
Conceptually it would be quicker, but in practice there is a huge chance of you knowing that the meteorite will strike with all the problems derived from it.

Last most natural disasters give some kind of warning Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 09, 2011, 08:50:04 AM
OK, then one of less than 10 m in diameter. The chance of that being spotted in advance are minuscule

Last but still big enough for a quick exit Post

And now for something completely different:
[youtube=425,350]o29afiXLmdU[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o29afiXLmdU
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Post by: pieces o nine on June 12, 2011, 06:03:52 AM
Last   the more things change, the more they stay the same   Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 12, 2011, 08:42:16 AM
Last Ewige Wiederkehr des Gleichen Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 13, 2011, 03:57:27 AM
Those who ignore history...

Last the whole repetition thing sounds very much like hell Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 13, 2011, 08:42:48 AM
That's where those go that believe in this circular thing and not have the linear true faith

Last is there a third option? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 13, 2011, 03:09:13 PM
There's the multiple universe thing.

Last all possibilities exhausted at once Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 13, 2011, 11:31:45 PM
Unless multiple universes work on different times dimensions.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 14, 2011, 08:58:30 AM
How does linear time work in a circular world?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 14, 2011, 09:41:40 AM
But the world is a globe with linear time, so clearly it does work even if we don't know how. ;)

Last 14.06.2011.09.41.33 Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 14, 2011, 09:51:41 AM
But there is still insufficient proof that this is not a Moebius world

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 14, 2011, 03:38:59 PM
Perhaps a Moebius universe.

Last but most likely a hypersphere Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 15, 2011, 07:09:36 AM
Is that mutually exclusive?  ;)

Last Klein Bottle Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 15, 2011, 11:23:11 AM
Briefly here! Thought I'd stop by. :)

Also, happy birthday, Zono!


Last (http://i924.photobucket.com/albums/ad86/underthebigtopworld/FIZZGIG.gif) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 15, 2011, 03:02:33 PM
Has Trump's hair escaped?

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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 15, 2011, 04:30:03 PM
Last Post on behalf of Zono's Birthday.
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 15, 2011, 09:51:12 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 15, 2011, 03:02:33 PM
Has Trump's hair escaped?
Yes. And become sentient!


last I love gifs way too much post



Also, see ya!
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 16, 2011, 04:27:09 AM
I have nothing to say actually, so I will just take the Last Post and leave for the moment.

Last Post

And now for something completely NSFW
http://www.alternet.org/newsandviews/article/616279/toys_gone_wild%3A_company_hawking_anatomically_correct_anthony_weiner_action_figure/
(no actual images)
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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 18, 2011, 12:44:51 AM
LOL!

Pics here http://www.herobuilders.com/Herobuilders-com/Herobuilders-comWeinerActionFigure.htm

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 18, 2011, 08:45:07 AM
so, the weiner itself costs $10? :mrgreen:
The face doesn't really look like him in my opinion.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 18, 2011, 10:15:47 AM
I don't think you are supposed to look at his "face" ;)

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 18, 2011, 10:36:37 AM
But it is (still) the more recognizable part of his

Last for how long? Post

Edit:
Mormon - The Musical
http://www.alternet.org/story/151354/lessons_to_secular_community_from_%27the_book_of_mormon%27_musical%3A_take_on_dogma_with_humor/?page=entire
Don't miss the video!!!
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 24, 2011, 09:08:34 PM
The book of Mormon is all the rage, and sold out for a loooong time, it will take a while to see it.

Last I'm back Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 25, 2011, 12:32:31 AM
Last Swato had this for a long time Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 25, 2011, 03:58:30 AM
Last too long if you ask me, what happened to everybody else? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 25, 2011, 07:44:02 AM
Never read the book (and it is not in my possession).
Mormons are rare over here, although they are easy to spot when around.
They look like the upper class version of Jehovah's Witnesses (apart from the latter being overwhelmingly female).
They are also obviously factory made standardized products (again the local JW are clearly crafted in the old-fashioned way by hand).

Last terminators in early disguise or aliens? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 27, 2011, 01:09:31 AM
Last why don't I find their messages in the least bit re-assuring? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 27, 2011, 04:34:47 AM
Must be the vibes of the magical underwear (if you mean the Mormons. I am not aware that JWs are into such stuff too but who knows?).

Last better than wearing none Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 27, 2011, 07:37:04 PM
Are you saying that you don't find Mitt Mormon reassuring?

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 28, 2011, 04:21:17 AM
In a Grand Guignol way maybe

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 28, 2011, 04:25:32 PM
Last the question is who's puppet is he Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 28, 2011, 07:22:16 PM
No puppet. A locust.

Last over here that (Heuschrecke) is the technical term for what he did as a businessman Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 28, 2011, 08:39:42 PM
Last I've lost the plot Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 28, 2011, 09:18:49 PM
We're talking about Mitt Romney (or Mitt Mormon as some call him ;) ).

Last reading his wiki bio I couldn't find too much beef in his business career, apart from laying off people and charging substantial consultancy fees what else is to see? Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 28, 2011, 09:21:13 PM
You mean Mittens?

Last haven't decided if that's a better or worse nickname than T-paw Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 29, 2011, 05:32:50 AM
Hey! Q! Was thinking you might pop up soon and here you are.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 29, 2011, 08:15:23 AM
Locust business model: Take over a company (usually with borrowed money), fire as many employees as possible, disassemble the company, and sell the parts with profit.
Whether the company actually needed that is no matter at all. Goose laying golden eggs? If I can sell it today as goose meat while I have to wait for the first egg until to-morrow, then goose-meat it is.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 29, 2011, 08:28:47 AM
Yes that model is all to common.

Last did you expect to keep this LP for long? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 29, 2011, 08:34:04 AM
If it were a few hours later then yes.
At this time of the day there is the odd chance of someone (Usually European*) else being around taking it.

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*or British; distinction made for the convenience of the more old-fashioned Albionese ;)
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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 29, 2011, 11:24:05 AM
It's Ok, Beagle is not around to object.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 29, 2011, 11:31:06 AM
I miss the beagle.

Last I often see one in the morning on my way to the subway station Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 29, 2011, 11:34:38 AM
Yes I miss the Beagle too. It's just not the same without him.

Last perhaps we should free some more dogs Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 29, 2011, 11:43:48 AM
What was again the exact reason that he is not around currently?

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anfscd: this takes the cake
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-cEZ_WB0U9ec/Tfwqw9NoHlI/AAAAAAAAVdk/E9cSskc3814/s400/emily%2Bz.ow.dissected%2Bcat.jpg
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 29, 2011, 03:13:49 PM
I believe between his job and his parents he had very little time left.

Last :( Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 29, 2011, 03:20:52 PM
I remember he planned to become the British monarch in Kind Hearts and Coronets style (provided he could find out where in the line to the throne he precisely was).
Could get difficult given the nature of the family he is up against
http://www.fatally-yours.com/wp-content/uploads/queenvictoria.jpg

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 29, 2011, 03:25:02 PM
He may be working his way to the top as we speak.

Last lengthy proposition Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 29, 2011, 03:32:59 PM
He should at least wait until Elly II has beaten Vicky

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 30, 2011, 08:14:07 PM
I don't know if patience is a good strategy in this case.

Last just look at Charles Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 01, 2011, 07:08:01 AM
Yeah but in the interregnum of Charles people might be open to change.

Last and it has to be arranged that his sons kill each other Post

(nothing personal against any of them)
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 01, 2011, 02:12:36 PM
The sons should poison their father.

Last for the good of the crown and the world! Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 02, 2011, 01:45:14 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 29, 2011, 03:13:49 PM
I believe between his job and his parents he had very little time left.

This is correct.

Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 01, 2011, 02:12:36 PM
The sons should poison their father.

Instead, one has gone to win over the Canadians.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 02, 2011, 07:25:43 AM
Maybe he will get caught singing the Lumberjack Song.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 04, 2011, 06:55:22 PM
Once again Swato has this too long.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 04, 2011, 08:37:32 PM
Well, is that MY fault?

Last Ich sitz hier zur Wacht Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 04, 2011, 09:34:24 PM
Certainly isn't my fault.

Last or is it? Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on July 05, 2011, 04:50:45 AM
Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa, I take the last post.
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 05, 2011, 04:56:21 AM
Veni, veni, venias, ne me mori facias.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 05, 2011, 07:22:54 AM
I'll not slay you now, Qwerty. But still the Last Post will go over into my possession for the moment.

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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 05, 2011, 03:09:42 PM
The ever fleeting moment.

Last Fleet! Fleet! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 05, 2011, 06:59:57 PM
Better fleet han flood.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 05, 2011, 08:44:41 PM
Last a flood of posts then Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 05, 2011, 10:38:08 PM
Perhaps a tidal wave, or a monsoon?

Last afternoon shower of posts, not shooting stars Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 06, 2011, 03:42:09 AM
Last Yes! Let's make The WaveTM Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 06, 2011, 03:47:01 AM
Like Google Wave?

Last No, it's a web service, don't actually google it-nevermind... Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 06, 2011, 04:52:24 AM
I had it for a while, it was interesting and useful for certain kinds of cooperative work.

Last they decommissioned it though Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 06, 2011, 04:57:23 AM
It are sad.

Last but maybe some of the tech will find its way into Google+? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 06, 2011, 08:41:28 AM
There'll be a Hokusai exhibition around here soon. I assume The Big Wave* will be included.

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*can't remember the correct full name but you know what I mean
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 06, 2011, 03:21:36 PM
The Big Kahuna?

Last or is this some reference to something in Revelations? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 06, 2011, 05:37:43 PM
People were surfing in the red sea.

Last Moses training school Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 06, 2011, 08:02:40 PM
I feel like surfboards are the magic behind most miracles in the Bible.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 07, 2011, 09:09:41 AM
I was referring to this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Wave_off_Kanagawa

Last sometimes considered to be the first depiction of fractals in art ;) Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 07, 2011, 04:23:59 PM
Where are the Hawaiians surfing in that picture?

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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 07, 2011, 04:35:33 PM
Or the Hawaiian Anarchist punks surfing?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 07, 2011, 05:45:21 PM
Somehow being an anarchist is no longer what it used to be.

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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 07, 2011, 06:28:04 PM
Anarchist, Anarchrist, Antichrist, antichist, anti-anachro-anarchrist... Superstar.

Last Okay, now I'm just making stuff up Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 07, 2011, 08:36:28 PM
Some people make a living making stuff up.

Last just a matter of writing it down Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 07, 2011, 08:39:07 PM
What if I don't get it right?

Last What would I have left? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 07, 2011, 08:41:57 PM
Last Bad literature? Post
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Actually a better answer would be: get it right according to whom? And remember that Kafka wanted his stuff burned.
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 07, 2011, 08:43:29 PM
Blast. I was hoping to disable you through sheer force of pun.

Last Bad literature just makes me think of literature about dudes in the 80s wearing leather jackets, and/or people romantically involved with Lady Gaga Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 08, 2011, 05:28:01 AM
I think on the trashy books you find on an airport.

Last and the people that reads them Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 08, 2011, 10:28:32 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 07, 2011, 08:41:57 PM
Actually a better answer would be: get it right according to whom? And remember that Kafka wanted his stuff burned.

He was just too lazy to do that himself in time.
Some of his Russian colleagues were more hands-on there (both writers and composers).
On the other hand we can be grateful that some literary executioners executors did not follow such orders.

Last although kids in school may curse them because now they have to read the stuff Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 08, 2011, 01:25:09 PM
Tolstoi or Dovstoievsky?

Last ;) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 09, 2011, 11:07:04 AM
I had Glinka, Serov and Gogol in mind (composer, composer, writer).
Admittedly not the typical artists kids are tortured with.

Last Russian composers often also wrote and be it as art critics Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 09, 2011, 07:46:34 PM
Well, Dukas destroyed good part of his work.

Last not exclusively a Russian thing Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 10, 2011, 11:22:23 AM
You mean sorcerer's apprentice Paul?

Burning can also be involuntary. There was that Norwegian composer who lost most of what he composed but never published in a fire. Theodor Mommsen (historian and nobel laureate for literature) is also said to have never gotten over the loss of his stuff (iirc he had to be prevented by force from running into the burning house to rescue it). As a result the post-Caesarian part of Roman history never got (re*)written.

Last on the other hand I could name some people the world would be better of without their writings** Post


*not in the revisionist sense. I mean to redo all the work lost
**not just for wording like in this sentence
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 11, 2011, 05:42:06 PM
If you're talking about The ToolsTM, someone else would've taken the paid work.

Last there are a few true converts ***cough*** Ayn Rand ***cough*** , though usually easy to spot by their crazyness Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 12, 2011, 11:28:02 AM
I actually think some Catholic saints should have been martyred preemptively. It's staggering how much posion some of them spread planting the seeds (and often watering them with blood* personally) for a lot that is still wrong in the world. The genocidal maniacs might not even be the worst.

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*not their own
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 12, 2011, 03:41:41 PM
Hey! Those children were the spawn of Satan.

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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 12, 2011, 03:45:34 PM
The kids are all right. It's the teenagers you have to worry about.

Last Last Post for a few weeks, hooray europe Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 13, 2011, 03:31:01 AM
Europe is about to go bust.

Are you going to drop in on me or any other European?

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Post by: Aggie on July 13, 2011, 04:22:40 AM
Enjoy Europe, Q...

...and don't hold your breath for Canada. ::)

Last unless you feel like WWOOF'ing next summer, which is my current plan Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 13, 2011, 10:05:35 AM
Detailed travel plans please, Qwerty

Last so that we know where to ambush you Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 13, 2011, 09:02:23 PM
I think he's gone.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 14, 2011, 02:08:42 AM
Gone?

Last Noooooooooooo!!!!!!1!!!!ONE!!!!!!! Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 14, 2011, 02:13:27 AM
Q

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 14, 2011, 08:57:04 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on July 13, 2011, 09:02:23 PM
I think he's gone.

So, where shall I put the bear traps now?

Last actually beer traps Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 14, 2011, 02:27:36 PM
Last hidden right before the jar of honey Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 15, 2011, 12:59:01 AM
Beware hephalumps falling into the trap.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 15, 2011, 11:46:38 AM
Use semiselective membranes that specifically filters them out

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 15, 2011, 04:05:46 PM
Last bearbranes? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 16, 2011, 11:54:58 AM
Those work on addled brains

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 16, 2011, 05:31:31 PM
Aren't most measures effective against the addled ones?

Last now I'm muddled Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 17, 2011, 09:35:38 AM
Is that better or worse than muddied?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 18, 2011, 04:30:37 PM
As a non-native English speaker (me), you are asking the wrong person.

Last ahora, en Español... Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 19, 2011, 07:33:41 AM
Two blind persons discussing colour?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 19, 2011, 02:28:27 PM
I'd like to think that we are two legally (partially) blind persons discussing colour.

Last is that red or blue? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 20, 2011, 03:04:16 AM
Don't you mean red or green?

I am an expert on colour sight. I'm enhanced.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 20, 2011, 09:43:24 AM
I did not apply for jobs at the federal forensic labs in part because I do not trust my perfect colour vision or that my hands would not shiver more than that of a perfect eye surgeon. The job descriptions/conditions were very specific there.

Last I never understood how anyone could manage to weigh in (out?) specific quantities in the sub milligram range using precision lab scales. I always had problems once it got below 10 mg and that even with low density enzyme powder Post
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Post by: Aggie on July 20, 2011, 05:43:11 PM
Ayuh, I didn't have the steady hands for analytical chemistry work.  I loved organic chem because it's more of a dash of this and a pinch of that, and lots of ether.  The ether may have been the reason my yields and purity were not particularly good.

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Post by: pieces o nine on July 21, 2011, 04:17:09 AM
Quote from: Aggie on July 20, 2011, 05:43:11 PM
The ether may have been the reason my yields and purity were not particularly good.
Last   ether that, ore some other reason   Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 21, 2011, 08:43:26 AM
These days one needs a licence to use ether (at least the classical (CH3CH2)2-O).

Last at least over here Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 21, 2011, 02:43:08 PM
Dunno in the States but definitely a well controlled substance in Colombia.

Last that's in part why they're moving cocaine refinement to Central America Post
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Post by: Aggie on July 21, 2011, 04:34:52 PM
It's certainly controlled (and damned dangerous) but flows freely in university organic chem laboratories.

Last it's a damned good solvent, though Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 22, 2011, 09:11:30 AM
At my university ether has more or less disappeared from the labs and we had to use MTBE (methyl-tertbutyl-ether). Not only does the stuff stink like rotten eucalyptus but it is near impossible to get a Grignard reaction started in it.
About drug production, one organic chemistry workgroup got into some trouble when they ordered a barrel of acetic anhydride. They simply wanted to save some money since before that they bought it by the bottle, which is far more expensive. It was a nasty surprise when the police showed up. None of them knew that the stuff was used in cocaine production too.

Before national reunion there was another thing few chemists at university (in West Berlin) would have known about. Any purchase of compounds containing Lithium needed clearance from the Allied Control Council. Why? Lithium deuteride is the stuff going bang in H bombs. I guess heavy water, HEU and plutonium were also controlled substances ;)

Last if US college kids can build nukes as a science project, then some German eggheads should be able too Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 23, 2011, 04:50:48 AM
Last chemistry as simulation only? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 23, 2011, 09:39:54 AM
Sneaking in early to get the

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 23, 2011, 09:44:54 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 23, 2011, 04:50:48 AM
Last chemistry as simulation only? Post

Sooner or later it will come to that.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 23, 2011, 06:36:21 PM
Not much chance of casual discovery that way.

Last or is it? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 24, 2011, 09:30:10 AM
Drug companies do a lot of their research these days by simulation because the number of potential compounds is simply too big. Only after a long process of elimination will actual synthesis take place.

Last admittedly ASS would never become a candidate today Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 24, 2011, 02:09:06 PM
As long as the simulation can manage impurities correctly...

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*I had this discussion with a pianist friend in music school who also studied Electronic Engineering, and we argued if it was possible to create accurate electronic versions of instruments. He said that it would never be the same, to which I generally agreed although I argued that that would be true until accurate simulation models were developed. If you can do the physics simulation of the vibration of the air in the instrument and control the variables at play is to be expected that the wave generated by the simulation be the same as in the real instrument.

There is the problem of the speakers, of course, as most of those aren't accurate enough, but I once saw some very sophisticated ones made about 15 years ago that started to come close to the real thing.
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 25, 2011, 06:50:49 AM
It already works for church organs. We had a demonstration over here when the decision had to be made either to repair the old one or to get a new one. The one demonstrated was based on existing German organs but could be tuned. So the sound was at least partially artificial but none present would have been able to tell that from the sound alone. The sound was sharper than that of the old organ but that has little to do with the question of real or simulated. Had this one been installed the speakers would have been placed behind the pipe prospect of the old which would have probably muffled the sound a bit bringing it closer to the tone of the old.
Before the demonstration I was extremly sceptical, afterwards I was not anymore.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 25, 2011, 03:24:53 PM
Synthesis for pipe organs is quite advanced and the wave form is relatively simple so it makes sense, besides in concert halls where there are no pipe organs, works that require them (say, Saint Saens symphony) use a synth.

Last with reed, mouthpiece, or worse bow instruments synthesis becomes far more complicated Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 26, 2011, 09:16:55 AM
I think strings are the most difficult since the colour of the tone is highly dependent on the way the instrument is played. upstroke v. downstroke, fast or slow movement of the bow etc.
I see far less variations in wind instruments and I think even those are for the most part relatively simple in physical terms.

Last except the overblow in flutes Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 26, 2011, 05:07:17 PM
You can manipulate lots of things with the mouthpiece, or the different reeds you use in winds. With a flute the embouchure can do lots of things. Even in a recorder you can change color, and add vibrato according to how you use the column of air.

Last whatever simulation it needs to allow for the subtle variations made while playing a real instrument Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 26, 2011, 08:00:47 PM
I still think that the variations for wind instruments are 'easier' and more regular than for strings. Vibratos are regular and therefore not a real problem
Again there are certain playing techniques for the flute that would be difficult to simulate but they usually do not occur in classical European music (but are very common e.g. in Japan).

Last I am the last one to underestimate the recorder Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 27, 2011, 01:34:19 AM
Last the great recorder in the sky is noting your every thought Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 27, 2011, 11:17:48 AM
Last and one day we will have to pay the piper Post

Edit: Some cake with that?
http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2011/07/overselling-it.html
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 27, 2011, 03:31:57 PM
Last weren't coins for the trip on Charon's barge? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 28, 2011, 08:46:45 AM
I hope he accepts GDR coins too

Last aluminium iirc Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on July 28, 2011, 01:11:47 PM
Back.

Last Who left all these bear traps lying around? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 28, 2011, 02:45:50 PM
The Lady of the Woods.

Last her bear allergy has been getting worse Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 28, 2011, 10:21:16 PM
Welcome back.

Last some of them are heffalump pits Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 29, 2011, 08:44:29 AM
Also the enemies of the gummy bear liberation front have been active in the area.

Last they have only caught some jelly babies till now Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 29, 2011, 05:00:55 PM
Jelly babies are evil.

Last they had to be exterminated Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 30, 2011, 09:49:05 AM
Even those without BSE?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 30, 2011, 03:19:39 PM
Specially those from the BSE (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_scoop_era)...

Last weren't the 50s wonderful?  ::) >:( Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 31, 2011, 09:06:35 AM
Those should by now be rather mouldy

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 31, 2011, 04:52:47 PM
You're talking about the hair like appearance of certain moulds, right?

Last furry Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 01, 2011, 08:50:11 AM
Jellybabies tend to turn hard after some time but after 60 years I'd expect some mould.

Last untested hypothesis Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on August 01, 2011, 01:31:26 PM
You'd think that if there was the slightest chance they fermented, someone would've tried the experiment already.

Last alcoholics ubiquitous Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 01, 2011, 03:06:27 PM
Last don't you need water to make alcohol? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 02, 2011, 11:04:56 AM
Not necessarily. Many chemical compounds can eliminate water (although CO2 is more common) while undergoing reactions and thus provide it for reactions that need it.

Last under the right conditions with the suitable catalyst oxygen will do the trick Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 02, 2011, 05:38:16 PM
So technically possible.

Last but conversely not practical for candy Post
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Post by: Aggie on August 03, 2011, 12:05:16 AM
Hmm, you'd need to finely divide the babies to let the oxygen get at the sugars, and/or you'd need a solvent. Yeast and water sound easier.

Last may not be a fine wine but you wouldn't have to fine it Post

On a related note, can you make wine out of wine gums?
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 03, 2011, 01:41:43 AM
Last I'd rather love to learn how to make wine out of grapes Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on August 03, 2011, 05:40:10 AM
Quote from: AggieOn a related note, can you make wine out of wine gums?

Last      chewy with a minty finish       Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 03, 2011, 08:41:26 AM
Yes you can but why the effort?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 03, 2011, 01:58:52 PM
Last I thought it was all too easy for you chemists :P Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 03, 2011, 06:58:49 PM
What about petrol from grapefruit juice (or the other way around?)

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Post by: pieces o nine on August 04, 2011, 04:10:33 AM
Last    I am trying to get local amateur gardeners jazzed about my idea for making ethanol from zucchinis!   Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 04, 2011, 08:38:07 AM
Why not cucumbers?

Last apart from both being close to 100% water Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 04, 2011, 04:13:20 PM
Sucrose, Fructose, Lactose...

Last Ethanol from milk? Post
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Post by: Aggie on August 04, 2011, 06:59:21 PM
Last Like this? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kumis) Post

PS - Swato is dangerously close to 20,000 posts....
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 04, 2011, 07:39:49 PM
As interesting trivia, back home the term Kumis applies to natural yogurt (no alcohol).

Last and made of cow milk Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on August 05, 2011, 12:12:59 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 03, 2011, 01:41:43 AM
I'd rather love to learn how to make wine out of grapes
There's a class for that at my university. And also one for wine tasting. It's unfortunate that I don't like wine, because I hear the final's a lot of fun.

Last but I do have a recipe for peach brandy I'm going to make... Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on August 05, 2011, 06:49:05 AM
Last    if I ever 'need' another hobby, I plan to take up mead-ing    Post    :partyglass:




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Quote from: SwatoplukWhy not cucumbers?
Because zucchinis are the one vegetable that *everyone* seems able to grow, perhaps regardless of whether they were even actually planted. Bumper crops occur every summer, with jokes about returning to a parked car to find the windshield broken and unwanted, surplus zucchinis left on the dashboard. "I personally believe" that we are sitting on a zucchini-ethanol-freedom!-goldmine, folks. Who's with me?   :D
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 05, 2011, 09:00:55 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 04, 2011, 07:39:49 PM
As interesting trivia, back home the term Kumis applies to natural yogurt (no alcohol).

Last and made of cow milk Post

Well, you cannot expect such info not to be censored. :D

Last kiddies drunk on horsemilk Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 05, 2011, 02:13:51 PM
Erm... kiddies get drunk on aguardiente (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aguardiente) often encouraged by their already drunk fathers.

Last and then they proceed to light the fireworks...  ::) Post

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Post by: Aggie on August 05, 2011, 06:13:21 PM
Quote from: pieces o nine on August 05, 2011, 06:49:05 AM
Quote from: SwatoplukWhy not cucumbers?
Because zucchinis are the one vegetable that *everyone* seems able to grow, perhaps regardless of whether they were even actually planted. Bumper crops occur every summer, with jokes about returning to a parked car to find the windshield broken and unwanted, surplus zucchinis left on the dashboard. "I personally believe" that we are sitting on a zucchini-ethanol-freedom!-goldmine, folks. Who's with me?   :D

Ah, the annual zucchini panic....  put them in cakes*, bread, salsa (mom's got a recipe somewhere; imho it needs a revamp), stuff them, fry them, grill them.  Really, I think the culinary trend of eating baby zucchinis is at least partly an attempt to keep the zucchini tsunami pushed back. Kill 'em before they grow.

*a friend's mother used to stuff so many random bits of produce into one cake recipe that it was quasi-affectionately referred to as 'compost cake'.

I am sceptical on whether there is enough sugar in a zucchini to carry fermentation alone, so how do we break it out?  Not much point brewing if all the EtOH is coming from added sugar. 

I'm also tempted to do some mead-ing or other home brewery.  I found some 1.5L bottles of Grolch to easily rack things up (they have wire bale and rubber gasket tops); two of those would match well with the little 3L kimchi crock I have.  Hmm.... I wonder how many I'd need for my big crock?

Last we should start a thread in home brewing Post

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 05, 2011, 10:46:10 PM
So the so-called "edible" pest called zucchini can't be used much then?

Last not a fan Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on August 06, 2011, 06:43:02 AM
Quote from: AggieI am sceptical on whether there is enough sugar in a zucchini to carry fermentation alone, so how do we break it out?  Not much point brewing if all the EtOH is coming from added sugar. 
Are we going to give up this easily, in the face of the Annual Zucchini Invasion? I say, No! Perhaps Swato can put together a research team of chemists and geneticists, to bolster the flagging sugar content of Zucchinis Familiaris.


LAST      We shall plant them on the beaches, we shall plant them on the landing grounds, we shall plant them in the fields and in the streets, we shall plant them in the hills; we shall never stop planting and harvesting and adjusting their genetic sequencing, and if, which I do not for a moment believe, this nation or a large part of it were subjugated and starving for OPEC oil, then our Siblings beyond the seas, encouraged and guarded by the Monastery, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the much-maligned zucchini, with all its new-found power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the people.      POST

(http://www.royalbobbles.com/Portals/42/Winston_Churchill_200.jpg)
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 06, 2011, 10:26:28 AM
It worked on the sugar-beet.
For its time it was a rather mad undertaking. More or less a case of: What plants grows well in this desert the Lord gave to us Prussians? Now could someone please try to transmogrify this plant into something that we can extract sugar from economically. Otherwise we have to either go without sugar or sell even more of our kids into bondage to buy it from the evil French and the greedy Brits.
The only other example of such an undertaking I know is the (in the end successful) search for the edible lupine (this stuff grows abundantly but is poisonous. Go out and find some mutants that are not. Then we will breed these and drive the old ones off the land).

Last Dennis Moore Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 06, 2011, 01:10:26 PM
Just ask the Irish about potatoes.

Last they used to be ornamental Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 07, 2011, 01:07:04 AM
Last I wonder if we can tap sap out of a zucchini vine and brew that? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on August 07, 2011, 07:06:42 AM
LAST    would that be a 'small beer'   POST?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 07, 2011, 08:08:36 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 06, 2011, 01:10:26 PM
Just ask the Irish about potatoes.

Last they used to be ornamental Post

On the continent the peasants had to be tricked into eating them by planting them* in fields that were guarded by day while the rumor was spread that they were for the upper classes only.

Last and then someone found out that they could also be used to produce booze Post

*the potatoes not the peasants
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 07, 2011, 02:44:38 PM
And they did this intentionally?

Last hard to believe from the "nobility" at the time Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 07, 2011, 06:47:35 PM
The Prussian kings were a bit different from their colleagues.
And the French kings probably believed that well-fed peasants couild be worked harder

Last Louis XIV actually knew a bit about reality-based economics unlike most of the high nobility Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 07, 2011, 08:11:44 PM
Last It was all The Little Ice Age's fault Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 08, 2011, 01:57:08 AM
My son showed me a totally enormous zucchini on Skype today. Unrequested. ie. synchronicity with this thread.

Also, is that man above there smoking one?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 08, 2011, 02:38:38 AM
It would explain his absences and erratic behavior.

Last I imagine he uses more potent stuff, though Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 08, 2011, 04:31:36 AM
But does he inhale?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 08, 2011, 08:55:39 AM
At what temperature (or oxygen content of the air) does a zucchini catch fire?

Last otherwise smoking is out and sucking is in Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 08, 2011, 03:51:00 PM
I bet with enough lighter fluid it will catch fire eventually

Last :devil2: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 09, 2011, 08:54:31 AM
If you want to consume it, better use some alcohol.
But then we would have a combination of drinking and smoking.

Last and is the alcohol from another zucchini? Post


Btw, This is a cake:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-rhQDTKS4Jvk/TjBKdBfoN0I/AAAAAAAAW7A/5I8GL5WwD34/s400/jessica%2Bkeller.tc.carpooling%2Bis%2Bfun%2Bcake.jpg)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-rhQDTKS4Jvk/TjBKdBfoN0I/AAAAAAAAW7A/5I8GL5WwD34/s400/jessica%2Bkeller.tc.carpooling%2Bis%2Bfun%2Bcake.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 09, 2011, 11:14:36 AM
I'm not sure one can inhale alcohol and smoke at the same time?

Last don't try this at home Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 09, 2011, 11:15:53 AM
It requires some skill I presume.

Last and a degree in fireeating Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 09, 2011, 05:10:29 PM
Last not my cup of tea Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on August 09, 2011, 06:39:40 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 08, 2011, 08:55:39 AM
At what temperature (or oxygen content of the air) does a zucchini catch fire?

Last otherwise smoking is out and sucking is in Post

Last    perhaps we could teach them to 'breathe' quickly enough to catch fire (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sK6tkcxAHIw)   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 09, 2011, 09:33:02 PM
Isn't free speech beautiful? You can go around talking nonsense with complete impunity.

Last I wonder how rich in oxygen the atmosphere would have to be for "spontaneous nostril combustion" Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on August 10, 2011, 07:35:37 AM
Last   keeping an ice-water-infused hanky handy   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 10, 2011, 09:39:05 AM
Above 25% oxygen it gets unhealthy (longterm). I did not look up the numbers but I think I remember that spontaneous combustion may occur above about 30% (at normal pressure of course). In other words, aerobic organisms on Earth are able to cope with the current levels but it takes a lot of biochemical effort and we could not stand much more stress on that front.

Last ask (the ghosts of) certain Apollo astronauts Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 10, 2011, 01:39:17 PM
According to the wiki, the Cretaceous indeed had 30% O2 concentrations.

Last somehow I doubt the dinosaurs went extinct because of spontaneous combustion! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on August 10, 2011, 08:21:03 PM
last    doubting zono!    post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 11, 2011, 12:54:34 AM
We have an O2 in London. Used to be the Millenium Dome.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 11, 2011, 03:24:16 AM
OMG! You have the curse of Telefónica in the UK too!

Last I don't have anything personal against Spaniards but to this day I haven't heard a good thing about Telefónica and any of it's subsidiaries Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 11, 2011, 10:15:56 AM
In the age of the giant insects (long before the dinosaurs), oxygen content reach an alltime maximum. It is assumed that massive fires after thunderstorms were a regular feature of the time. Maybe mitigated only by the also very high humidity. It was life on the edge. A bit further and life on land may have become impossible again.

Last dinosaurs got wiped ou by The LOrd because they too were moving towards tolerance of gay marriage Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 11, 2011, 12:31:34 PM
So, that is the "good" reason to keep the deforestation?

Last to avoid pants on fire Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 11, 2011, 01:47:41 PM
Well, if it's not the wood, then the critters.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 11, 2011, 02:06:02 PM
How was this rapture thingy again?

Last everything must go so that it can be renewed and reborn?* Post

*interesting how that metaphor escapes them.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 11, 2011, 10:51:29 PM
If I had the energy I'd see that everything in my home went, and start anew, I am swamped by possessions, bursting at the seams from a lifetime of not throwing eniough away.

Last but there are no living dinosaurs in my sitting room Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 12, 2011, 12:16:49 AM
Last fossilized ones then? ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on August 12, 2011, 03:19:18 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 11, 2011, 10:15:56 AM
Last dinosaurs got wiped ou by The LOrd because they too were moving towards tolerance of gay marriage Post

Last     better to marry than to burn?     Post

ba-DUM-ching!   :D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 12, 2011, 08:40:44 AM
Some consider St.Paul a true dinosaur (or was it a deino*-sour?)

Last and with not enough hair to run for POTUS Post

*Greek: terrible
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 12, 2011, 04:42:04 PM
St Paul or Sir Paul?

Last With other dinosaurs like Clapton, Jagger and Gilmour? Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 12, 2011, 05:26:41 PM
You forget Ron and Rand (the latter named after Ayn)

Last I ayn't Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 12, 2011, 06:39:10 PM
Nothing saint or siree about those.

Last the economy crashes due to lack of regulation and their solution is? Less regulation!! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 12, 2011, 07:24:18 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 12, 2011, 06:39:10 PM
Nothing saint or siree about those.

neither was Saint Ronnie.

I give it at least to Ron that he is consistent and seems not to permanently retaylor his opinions according to what he thinks people want to hear.
I have nothing good to say about his son though.
I would not want Ron as president but there are some cabinet positions he could fill competently in any administration (just don't make him head of the treasury department).

Last and he is the perfect court fool of the Right, the only one that dares to speak some truths Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 12, 2011, 07:27:07 PM
Last I'm in perfect agreement with you on the subject Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 13, 2011, 08:43:16 AM
How can we have a debate if everyone agrees?  :mrgreen:

Last Spongebob for president Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 14, 2011, 12:34:54 AM
I've seen some of those, no balls to disagree with the party line.

Last Spongebob is too decent and compassionate to be a GOPher. He would make an excellent president Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 14, 2011, 09:23:00 AM
And like the Son of Cain he is a torture victim (as those know that have seen Der goldene Nazivampir von Absam 2).

Last quite entertaining and available on DVD Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 14, 2011, 11:00:55 PM
I know that comparing the GOPhers to the nazies is an anachronistic exageration.

Last but nazi vampires? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 15, 2011, 09:15:59 AM
There might be a slight misunderstanding. In the movie the torture of Spongebob by the nazi vampires can be overheard (he claims to know nothing about the whereabouts of Feldwebel (Sergeant) Kübler because he fell asleep in the cinema like everybody else).

The GOPsters are not Nazis. They are the equivalent to the late 19th century movement that planted the seeds nazism grew out of.
The Alldeutscher Verband (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan-German_League) would be an example. Minus the emphasis on education of course.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 15, 2011, 11:20:33 AM
Last So replace "Jew" for "Arab" and "Polish" for "Mexican"? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 15, 2011, 11:43:34 AM
Bascially

Last there are of course subtleties Post

----
A lot of 'mainstream' RW rhetorics these days sounds eerily familiar. This includes the claim that illegal immigrants spread diseases (venereal and leprosy) with the implication that it happens on purpose. Soros is the modern equivalent bogeyman to the Rothchilds.

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 15, 2011, 02:04:04 PM
What other metaphor fits?

Last a killing, bloodsucking, extremely dangerous being? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: nefyuBB on August 15, 2011, 09:41:08 PM
i be thirsty

thurst post !
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 16, 2011, 03:15:19 AM
And that would be a thirst for justice?

Last or just for a drink? Post
---
Welcome back, Nefyu!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 16, 2011, 08:41:55 AM
Drunk justice is unpredictable

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 16, 2011, 10:50:12 AM
Last there is no justice Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 16, 2011, 10:56:34 AM
Last THERE IS JUST ME (http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070309183055/uncyclopedia/images/b/bc/Discworld_death.jpg) Post

You forgot the capitalisation
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 16, 2011, 04:45:26 PM
Last I'm dying to meet him Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 17, 2011, 12:34:36 PM
You could try becoming a wizard, a child or a cat as an alternative.

Last to be really safe: become a magical kitten Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 17, 2011, 08:03:04 PM
I'd do the wizard thing but I'm not sure I would be able to pay the tuition at the Unseen University.

Last nor do I know an airline that would take me to Ankh-Morpork Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 18, 2011, 11:36:32 AM
I think the proper way is via your local librarian.

Last but you may need the golden banana Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 19, 2011, 01:23:59 AM
Libraries are shutting all over the UK. Literature is dying.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 19, 2011, 03:11:44 AM
I'm not completely sure, a good portion of readers do so in front of a screen.

Last digital devolution Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on August 19, 2011, 05:00:35 AM
Last   remember when they started  up with that new-fangled papyrus and put all the really good cuneiform transcribers out of business?   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 19, 2011, 10:20:01 AM
Yeah, but the Persians also dumbed down cuneiform and turned it from a system with hundreds or thousands of symbols into a short alphabet because of the misguided idea that a simpler system would be more efficient (when efficiency is the last thing any decent person could wish for when the holy art of writing is concerned).

Last we all know what came of it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 19, 2011, 05:56:35 PM
They should have done what the Mayans did, a mixed system of ideographs and syllables, where each syllable has more than one symbol and different ways to mix them. The scribes were more concerned with the aesthetic nature of their writing making sure that if the same word appear in the text it would be written differently.

Last how's that for beauty above function? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 19, 2011, 06:11:10 PM
Egyptian hieroglyphs also often work that way.

Last How would we write, if we spoke in chords? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 19, 2011, 07:22:27 PM
The obvious choice after the fact is using musical notation, but in reality nothing prevents ideographic systems, nor a limited amount of symbols for basic intervals:


%*&
3m3M4th

%* = minor chord (fundamental)
*% = major chord
*& = minor chord in 1st inversion
&% = minor chord in 2nd inversion

etc

Last or use plain chord notation: C - C6 - F - d6 - G2 ... etc Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 20, 2011, 02:24:29 AM
Last it's called algebra Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 20, 2011, 05:48:37 AM
There is a mathematical aspect to music.

Last but there is nothing worse than crossword harmony Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 20, 2011, 10:52:48 AM
I was thinking more of speaking in parallel voices with the full meaning only coming from the harmony (or lack thereof) of all of them combined.
E.g. the lowest voice would provide grammar, the medium the nouns and the upper the verbs.

Last could of course be even more complicated with nothing like distinct 'words' Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 21, 2011, 04:45:03 PM
Again, that wouldn't prevent a regular ideographic system.

C E H
B D G
A C F

But there are limitations with the chords, a system like that would likely require perfect pitch ear and by extension have a limited amount of nouns and verbs.

Last there is no issue with the notation system, many can be accommodated, the issue is the system itself Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 21, 2011, 06:18:51 PM
können verstehen reden
person 1 nicht doppel was worüber Teufel person 2
1.Sg.refl.pres rel.dir 2.Sg. pres

Last I have not the slightest idea what the hell you are talking about Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 21, 2011, 06:21:13 PM
Last I think he is talking about bird song for humans Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 21, 2011, 07:00:57 PM
I think I know very well what Zono meant.
The stuff between Last and Post was the translation of the German word salad above

Last English already has positional grammar, so the system would not work. In German it works partially. Latin or Greek would be best for a demonstration Post

Marcus canis magnus malleus post schola usque valde
verberare ululare
Subj. Sg. Obj.Pl praet.Instr. descr. Sg. temp loc Sg. dir temp. 3.Pl.pres descr adv.

Marcus beat the dogs after school with a big hammer until they howled loudly
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 21, 2011, 08:02:25 PM
Last this is no way to keep hold of the LP Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 21, 2011, 09:42:36 PM
Last what is the approved way then? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 22, 2011, 09:10:01 AM
To put the Last and the Post at the end of the Last Post.
Like this:
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 22, 2011, 09:26:14 AM
That's 15 words plus the actual LP.

Last no one ever follows the rules :soapbox: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 22, 2011, 09:27:48 AM
Including you unless you counted the soap.
How is the smiley to word conversion rate?
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 22, 2011, 10:46:09 AM
Last I had a bet with myself that you would spot that Post

Actually I don't know what the rule is about words between the L and the P. I think the "10" applies to the words before it. Unless there is a complex rule about "sub" and/or italics and/or after the LP......... we need to instaill some discipline into this lax affair.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 22, 2011, 01:48:17 PM
Last

no

Likey

   disCipline

Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 22, 2011, 04:05:36 PM
So now it is blatant cheeting?  extra words here

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 22, 2011, 05:24:36 PM
My (non native) understanding of the word "cheating" is associated with games in which you win over others using illegal tactics. The presumption that (s)he who makes the Last Post is the "winner" of the thread is short lived at best, which would suggest that regardless of any rules, the use of "cheating" and more so "blatantly cheating" is unwarranted.

Last blatant disregard of the rules OTOH... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 22, 2011, 10:09:17 PM
Technically you are correct. However, if you break a rule to get the last post then you don't get it.

Last not practicing what I preach Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 23, 2011, 03:12:38 AM
The only practical way to enforce such rules would be to actually delete the post.

Last otherwise there is no point Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 23, 2011, 03:24:52 AM
Deletion is so aggressive. We have a policy of tolerance. Perhaps we should impose a hiss on these miscreants.

Last all sins must be punished appropriately Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on August 23, 2011, 03:58:26 AM
LASSSST POSSST, PRECIOUSSS
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 23, 2011, 11:04:14 AM
I see we have the Last Post equivalent of the Prisoner's Dilemma

Last hopefully the infinitely iterated version Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 23, 2011, 05:24:27 PM
Last instead of rules can we have recommendations? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 23, 2011, 06:12:51 PM
As far as I'm concerned, the rules were from TOP, and developed mostly due to the volume of Last Posters at TOP, so here they should be customs at best. LAST and POST seem necessary but the rest is more a remedy for monotony and opportunity for extreme thread drift and mad miscellany.

Last  Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 23, 2011, 09:15:38 PM
Have we reached the point of monotony needing remedy?

Last where were the meds? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: anthrobabe on August 23, 2011, 09:22:33 PM
Last i have pepto bismol if anyone needs it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 23, 2011, 09:31:16 PM
That does not help against dismal pep-talk :mrgreen:

Last or bad obituaries Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 23, 2011, 10:28:28 PM
Last Please place here your list of interesting people ready for an interesting obituary Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 23, 2011, 10:31:23 PM
In some cases I would tolerate a bad obituary as long as the person in question actually died

Last nasty Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on August 24, 2011, 07:49:15 AM
Final Column
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 24, 2011, 09:18:59 AM
(http://images.uulyrics.com/cover/c/carbonsilicon/album-the-last-post.jpg)
http://images.uulyrics.com/cover/c/carbonsilicon/album-the-last-post.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 25, 2011, 04:30:20 PM
Last WTF? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 25, 2011, 06:38:19 PM
(http://www.ww1-ww2-commemorations.com/images/home2try.jpg)
http://www.ww1-ww2-commemorations.com/images/home2try.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 26, 2011, 05:44:03 AM
Are we really reaching the last post, that place from which nothing can be found beyond it's realm?

Least Proust
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on August 26, 2011, 06:33:31 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/52/Last_Post.png/240px-Last_Post.png)




Note link name:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/52/Last_Post.png/240px-Last_Post.png
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 26, 2011, 11:00:02 AM
(http://www.freefoto.com/images/03/07/03_07_6---The-Last-Post--Ypres-Ieper--Belgium_web.jpg)
http://www.freefoto.com/images/03/07/03_07_6---The-Last-Post--Ypres-Ieper--Belgium_web.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 26, 2011, 07:27:49 PM
Well? You forced me!
(http://jeffbaillie.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/lastpost.jpg?w=360&h=411)
http://jeffbaillie.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/lastpost.jpg?w=360&h=411

Last check the name of the file Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 26, 2011, 08:13:40 PM
[youtube=425,350]UyiLfSHSqds[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyiLfSHSqds
Last Post and chorus
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 30, 2011, 10:23:20 PM
What is that Scot talking about?

Last or is he Irish? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 31, 2011, 07:50:06 AM
Scot; this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Man%27s_Land_%28Eric_Bogle_song%29) song.
Last Post (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Post)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 31, 2011, 05:20:06 PM
Last And the sudden emphasis in the tune comes from...? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 31, 2011, 09:53:04 PM
I am not sure that I understand what you mean.
Additionally this PC has no sound, so I cannot check without downloading and transferring to the other computer without net access.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 01, 2011, 02:39:47 AM
I am not sure I ever understand what any of you are talking about.

Last the LP is a challenging thread Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 01, 2011, 09:13:46 AM
Why should and/or shouldn't what, in this sense or maybe not, despite the fact that it will or was the topic at any time or place understandability be of any significance provided there are more than 15 words?

Last high-dagger them before they Heidegger you Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 01, 2011, 01:08:37 PM
Nothing makes sense.

Last nonsensical Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 01, 2011, 02:09:47 PM
deeper meaning of order random word The

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 01, 2011, 05:17:36 PM
King Crimson said it better:

Last sex, sleep, eat, drink, dream Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 01, 2011, 05:23:19 PM
Essen, trinken, schlafen und Elche totschiessen

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 01, 2011, 07:02:01 PM
I have nothing against elk/moose*.

Last I prefer sex Post

*unless Elche totschiessen means something else
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 01, 2011, 11:44:02 PM
It's an old German joke* about Norway being the land of infinite possibilities
Wandern (hiking), essen (eating), trinken (drinking), schlafen (sleeping) und Elche totschiessen (shooting moose dead).

*(think of a sketch in Monty Python style)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 02, 2011, 03:28:51 AM
The equivalent of Canada at this end of the Atlantic?

Last ask Aggie Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 02, 2011, 03:50:20 AM
Yes, Elche totschiessen is a-ok up here, too.

Last good trinken up here, albeit shame about the price Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2011, 09:09:39 AM
For those that understand German, here's the sketch
[youtube=425,350]QNIoZ78YlTY[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNIoZ78YlTY

Last Murmeltier means groundhog Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 02, 2011, 07:01:30 PM
I think I got 20% perhaps 30%.

Last very clear German from where I'm sitting Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 02, 2011, 07:05:58 PM
Ten words, it's ten words, not 15. Rules is rules.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 03, 2011, 08:58:24 AM
Rules rolled into rolls rally the riling reliquies

Last no need to make sense Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 04, 2011, 04:46:45 PM
Last do prepositions count? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 04, 2011, 07:07:04 PM
Last depends on your proposition Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 05, 2011, 02:07:15 AM
I propose we do away with the rules.

Last anarchic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 05, 2011, 07:53:18 AM
Should it be made a rule that there is no rule?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 05, 2011, 07:18:35 PM
The rule of the lawless?

Last bandits & thieves Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 05, 2011, 08:48:04 PM
Those are surprisingly hierarchical

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 06, 2011, 12:30:57 AM
A website without rules is like an ocean without water.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 06, 2011, 02:21:15 AM
Last Is that so? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 06, 2011, 04:35:40 AM
In other words: The Desert

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 06, 2011, 09:31:40 PM
And the idea is to desert the

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I refuse!  :P
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 06, 2011, 09:46:06 PM
Well, if it meant that I could keep it...

Last for dessert Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 07, 2011, 03:25:57 AM
No, Sir! You can't!

Last how dare you? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 07, 2011, 08:45:53 AM
(s)He who dares wins

Last or dies Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 07, 2011, 12:57:36 PM
Truth or dare (to die)?

Last silly games Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 07, 2011, 01:25:46 PM
The truth means death for some

Last there lies the trouble Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 08, 2011, 01:05:13 PM
The survival of the liars.

Last or lawyers? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 08, 2011, 01:14:33 PM
I an million years there will only be two species left on Earth: termites and lawyers
One are those unsatiably voracious monsters, the other are small white ant-like creatures.
Whichever afflicts you, the house will be lost.

Last Shakespeare, Henry VI(part 2), Act IV, Scene II Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 08, 2011, 06:40:28 PM
It makes my pessimistic self wonder who will be the survivors of the mess that fast approaches.

Last and I suspect it will be the bad sort the one that will survive Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 08, 2011, 07:09:40 PM
Ironically it's likely the social Darwinists that are anti-social Darwin deniers

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Btw, I like this one
(http://www.cakewrecks.com/storage/thumbnails/10710906-13909708-thumbnail.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1314937828563)
http://www.cakewrecks.com/storage/thumbnails/10710906-13909708-thumbnail.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1314937828563
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 09, 2011, 03:01:34 PM
Are psychopaths strictly speaking social darwinists?

Last either the rich and unempathetic or the sociopathic MadMax barbarians that will survive the revolution/Armageddon Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 09, 2011, 05:50:06 PM
Deepnds* on individual beliefs. In the most narrow sense a sociopath would not need any ideology or it would even disqualify him/her.


And now for something completely different: Darth Vader playing the trombone
[youtube=425,350]07IhWD2Lr2A[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07IhWD2Lr2A

*accidental typo but deep-ends would also fit nicely :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 09, 2011, 06:03:19 PM
 :ROFL:

Last human evolution suggests that altruistic communities will ultimately prosper in a civilization-disrupting event; I have no doubt that 100 farmers with hand tools can overcome a few madmen with guns, be better fed for the fight, and more resourceful in ambush and guerrilla tactics Post

Incidentally, is it possible to use black powder in modern cased munitions, say for an AK-47?  In a global collapse, nitrocellulose propellants may become a little hard to come by. Handloading and bullet casting are not hard to do, but one needs gunpowder.  Black powder isn't difficult to make from reasonably obtainable compounds; nitrification is trickier, more dangerous and requires good-quality acids.  If we are back to uncased black-powder weapons, edged weapons and bowmen become plausibly effective in large numbers.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 09, 2011, 06:22:03 PM
It is possible but you'll not be happy with the results. Nasty recoil, almost immediate sliming of the barrel etc. Also black powder is more tricky to reliably produce than it seems. Not every type of charcoal or sulphur will do and the mixing is an art (or the results will vary widely even with the perfect ingredients at hand).

Btw, unless you go back to flintlocks, you'll need primers/ignition caps and those are really tricky.

Bows would be nice but those too are more than bent pieces of wood, requiring significant skills to produce and use. For close(r) encounters slingshots (They Y things with the rubberband, not King David's) would be a very good choice. Light crossbows have their use too.

Old proverb: It takes 7 years to learn the use of the bow, 7 weeks for the crossbow and 7 days for the arquebuse (=gun)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 09, 2011, 06:46:35 PM
Good, that levels the playing field (the rich will still keep factories I'm sure, but small warlords might not have access).  

I'm a dab hand with a mortar and pestle, and an aspiring charcollier (willow for fireworks; I suspect hardwoods for powder but would have to consult Mr. Davis' lovely little book to check).  From what I know of the process, it's less ambitious that some of my cooking projects; less ingredients than my fresh curry pastes, which are similarly explosive. ;)  Sulphur would be the most difficult to round up, although saltpetre might take a little thinking to get a good purification and testing method sussed out.

Bows and crossbows?  Not outside of my woodworking skills, from what I know.  I don't have the skills yet to use a bow. I intend to learn some basic forging skills eventually, probably enough for hardware on a crossbow and certainly enough for basic polearms and arrowheads.

Gunsmithing and cannon-casting are probably out of my league, let alone the mining and smelting bits.  Basic tube-launched mortar shells and rockets are probably within my ken, with a little experimentation.  You don't need a metal tube to launch a mortar.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 09, 2011, 07:13:48 PM
Don't forget the blowpipe, provided you have something to tip the darts.
Medieval arrowheads in Europe turned out to be quite hightech. Some were found to have a soft core, a specially hardened point and sharpened blades welded to it. Archers also had the choice between different heads depending on the target (no armor, leather armor, gambeson, mail, plate). Nothing primitive there.

Steel bows were less powerful than the best yew bows but probably needed less maintenance and are (apart from very cold winters) less sensitive to climate.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 09, 2011, 08:46:12 PM
There are species of plant up here useful for poisoning arrows, although probably not strong enough for a blowgun dart.  I suppose it depends on the stability of cicutoxin; that should be potent enough if it's air and light stable.   Exceptionally straight elder canes could work for the pipe, I suppose.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 09, 2011, 09:04:04 PM
To my knowledge blowpipe hunters posion their arrows directly before use from closed containers. Skythian horse archers had special quivers to both separate posioned from non-poisoned arrows and to preserve the posion. Antiquity also knows a special archer belt with a golden vial attached to it. It is assumed that this served as a poison container.
Poison can be quite stable. Poisoned arrow (heads) were found that were 1300 years old but with the poison still potent.

I just finished a book on 'biochemical' warfare in antiquity and am still reading the massive study on the European warbow.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 09, 2011, 09:18:27 PM
Hmmm....  cicutoxin extracted into a suitable solvent - a glycol perhaps, for added viscosity.  As we're speaking about low-tech applications, perhaps glycerol from soapmaking. Crushed and juiced plant materials might be enough alone, but may not stay as well preserved. Should be reasonably stable; there's little to react other than the two -OH functional groups:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d6/Cicutoxin.svg/404px-Cicutoxin.svg.png)

The traditional arrow-poison in my area is False Hellebore (Veratrum spp.), but it tends to occur mostly at higher altitudes.  Water hemlock is reasonably common around the many mid-elevation lakes, which would make fine hideouts.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 10, 2011, 02:26:42 AM
Crossbow. If you have access to some steel it shouldn't be too difficult to manufacture one, and with some practice you can have a very powerful weapon.

Same with a cannon, finding metal pipes isn't out of the question and the options for soldering aren't that difficult be it arc or some combustible similar to acetylene.

This assumes that we will be in the remains of the current civilization.

Last now, if you are in the middle of the jungle blowpipes are the easier weapon, acknowledging their low range and the problem getting the toxins if all poisonous frogs are gone Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 10, 2011, 09:47:07 AM
Well, many jungle plants are poisonous.
The cicutoxin looks highly reactive to me with all its conjugated double bonds, one of them in allylic position to the hydroxy group.

Last cannons have been made from leather. There is one at the local* history museum Post

*which happens also to be the national one
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 10, 2011, 12:49:37 PM
The mythbusters made a leather cannon and it worked, sort of, the ball was moving at 55Mph/90Kmh. They did a tree cannon too, but there are issues with it's durability and the possibility of explosion.

Last with a modified pressure cooker you can make a viable gun too Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 10, 2011, 01:00:26 PM
I think the fact that used models survived should make clear that they were not just mad ideas (enough of those in old books and manuscripts).
Early books on artillery (Feuerwerksbücher) contained testing procedures for new cannons and handling tips about how to avoid harm in case of explosion.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 10, 2011, 04:51:18 PM
Many ideas of the past are quite workable. The usual problems are the quality and availability of materials, and the levels of purity for compounds.

Last just think how many things we take for granted because steel is cheap Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 10, 2011, 07:09:20 PM
Iirc Gustav II. Adolph had leather field cannons. I assume their main advantage was that they were significcantly lighter than iron or bronze ones.

Last and therefore much more mobile Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 10, 2011, 07:49:20 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on September 10, 2011, 09:47:07 AM
The cicutoxin looks highly reactive to me with all its conjugated double bonds, one of them in allylic position to the hydroxy group.

I missed that.  You're right - lots of electron-pushing potential there.  I bow to you, Herr Doktor. ;)

Last I obviously need to pull my head out of the oilpatch - I look at long chains and think "Eh, that won't move far, no worries there"; no phenyl groups, so not that carcinogenic ;) Post

With the remnants of civilization, some lightweight artillery would be easy to build out of ABS pipe - spud guns are quite capable of launching lead or stone slugs with deadly force, good range and moderate accuracy. Reloading is slow, but as they use a gaseous propellant it'd be possible to use wood gas or biogas in a storage bag to charge them (liquid hydrocarbons applied as a mist also work, but would likely degrade the firing chamber over time). Recoil is fairly minimal and with a two-person team they'd be quicker to reload and recharge than a black-powder weapon (additionally, there's no chance of reignition on charging, which I suspect is a danger with black powder weapons). Set up on tripods in a bank at a well-defended spot, these could be reasonably good en masse against an advancing unit.  Not much good for sniping individual targets accurately, though, and no match for a proper firearm, but larger variants could probably make a reasonable substitute for lightweight field cannons, and launching flaming projectiles is probably also possible. Piezoelectric ignitions are the usual favourite, but even a touch hole and a match works.

ABS is also the material of choice for launching fireworks shells, which are essentially deweaponised mortars.  

Assuming you've got access to batteries and a way to charge them, some fine graphite rods (mechanical pencil lead) and a little bit of wire, black-powder IEDs, land mines and booby traps should be easily possible.



Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 11, 2011, 02:22:08 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on September 10, 2011, 07:09:20 PM
Iirc Gustav II. Adolph had leather field cannons. I assume their main advantage was that they were significcantly lighter than iron or bronze ones.

Feather field cannons would have been even lighter.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 11, 2011, 03:22:04 AM
Quote from: Aggie on September 10, 2011, 07:49:20 PM
With the remnants of civilization, some lightweight artillery would be easy to build ...
You have been giving some thought to this problem...

Last how's the building of the bunker going? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 11, 2011, 06:45:48 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 11, 2011, 03:22:04 AM
You have been giving some thought to this problem...

I was a bored student in high school, even when taking Physics 12 in Grade 11.  We sat at the back and spent the lectures sketching improvised mayhem machines, and booby trapped the electrical outlets.  We spent some lunches dismantling the security mag-sensors on various doors and others doing things it's best not to mention.  Nothing malevolent or malicious, just seeing what we could get up to.

Last I've settled down a lot, no bunkers planned Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 11, 2011, 10:43:10 AM
Bunkers are for suckers
Pillboxes rule!

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 12, 2011, 05:17:38 PM
Last pillow what...? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 12, 2011, 06:23:19 PM
What else but this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Kugelbunker.jpg)?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 12, 2011, 10:07:36 PM
That looks a bit tight.

Last my back aches just from watching it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 13, 2011, 01:41:28 AM
Last your back would ache more if you had been to the north pole with Harry's Heroes Post

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2025685/How-Harrys-heroes-conquered-pole--lost-ears.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2025685/How-Harrys-heroes-conquered-pole--lost-ears.html)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 13, 2011, 09:26:01 AM
He had the chance to lose the family ears and that guide just spoiled it.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 13, 2011, 04:52:12 PM
Last elephant ears? Post
(http://www.samai.in/recipes/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/sweet-palmiers-elephant-ears-snacks-litter-hearts-biscuits-puff-pastry-recipes-butterfly-cookies.JPG)
http://www.samai.in/recipes/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/sweet-palmiers-elephant-ears-snacks-litter-hearts-biscuits-puff-pastry-recipes-butterfly-cookies.JPG
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 13, 2011, 09:00:20 PM
Arenen't those sows's ears (at least over here that's the name)

Last emptying our silk purses Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 14, 2011, 01:22:06 AM
In Colombia those are called "hearts" (corazones) but the Cubans call them Elephant ears.

Last I don't know how are those called in the english speaking world or if they are even known Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 14, 2011, 08:17:16 AM
Pigs, elephants, what is the difference? :mrgreen:

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 14, 2011, 03:50:48 PM
Last they're all edible, right? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 14, 2011, 04:07:54 PM
Never tried the big gray ones. If I order a piece the answer is usually that they won't cut it for just one steak.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 14, 2011, 04:51:35 PM
Chances are that my ancestors haven't had big gray meat since the last glaciation.

Last there is a small chance* that ancestors coming as slaves from Africa 300-400 years ago hunted elephants though Post

*I don't know if I have any black ancestry.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 14, 2011, 05:09:50 PM
Go back far enough and you'll get all the pigmentation you could want :mrgreen:

Last the future is bleak and hoary while the past was black and hairy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 14, 2011, 05:45:42 PM
You're right, I should've said "I don't know if I have any recent* black ancestry".

Last it is possible that I do, I just don't know Post

*as in earlier than the past ~50.000 years
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 14, 2011, 06:41:37 PM
Of course there is the belief that the blackness was a result of certain events in the past and does not taint the ancestry of white people. They either got into Phaeton's path when he proved unable to control the sun chariot or they descended from Ham who got turned black for looking at his father's private parts (hey, this was a prime justification for black slavery, so it must be true)

Last or god left them too long on the oven* Post

*whites too short, Asians just right. Blacks and whites were therefore early failures which explains why today there are far more Asians.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 14, 2011, 08:00:25 PM
Tell that to both Americas' natives. ;)

Last and I can trace ancestry there Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 14, 2011, 08:34:53 PM
I am descended from Abraham, so I am OK!!!

Last racial Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 14, 2011, 08:57:19 PM
Hey, I might even have Jewish ancestry too, or moor, or both (or none, who knows).

Last no Asians though Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 14, 2011, 10:22:42 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 14, 2011, 08:00:25 PM
Tell that to both Americas' natives. ;)

Last and I can trace ancestry there Post

Those count as Asians  :mrgreen: (given how they came there)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 15, 2011, 01:55:23 AM
By horse and cart?

Last no point re-inventing the wheel Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on September 15, 2011, 02:17:32 AM
Last    I am descended from two long lines of sturdy Yerapeon peasants    Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 15, 2011, 08:23:43 AM
The horses were there when they arrived but those first American settlers seem to have eaten them all before they moved south to do the same to the giant sloths.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 15, 2011, 02:07:11 PM
Or brought the same disease that kill them in Asia/Europe.

Last or a combination of both Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 15, 2011, 05:13:41 PM
Eating, killing, disease, natural disasters, how come anyone/thing survives?

Last we are all doomed, doomed I say Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 15, 2011, 05:59:03 PM
No, I think thsoe stone-age first Americans ate the horses and did not kill them off by bio-warfare

Last cause of extinction for smilodon is disputed Post

Something completely different: Does anyone here (esp. of our Scandinavian siblings) know whether there is an Icelandic edition of Lovecraft stories, Call of Cthulhu in particular?
Or is anyone here well-versed enough in Norse/Icelandic to translate the Cthulhu verses?
I mean
a) "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" - "In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming."
b) That is not dead which can eternal lie / Yet with strange aeons even death may die
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 16, 2011, 12:49:58 AM
How about an Hungarian version?

Lastdid you know the Komodo Dragon emigrated from Australia? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on September 16, 2011, 09:21:32 AM
Last I don't blame it! post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 16, 2011, 09:39:15 AM
The Call of Cthulhu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Call_of_Cthulhu_%28film%29) DVD has among many others also Hungarian subtitles*, so that would not be the problem. But Icelandic is not included (Norwegian, Swedish and Welsh are).

*intertitles actually since it's a silent movie (and highly recommended!)

Last HPLHS (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HPLHS) rules! Post
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on September 16, 2011, 11:37:37 AM
It is an ungodly 3:34 PST and I have been awake pretty much continuously since 7am yesterday, except for a two hour doze when I got home. This is entirely my fault, as a I have a paper due in, oh, four and a half hours, which is not all the way written as of yet, and I went to a wicked awesome show instead of staying home to finish. While I regret nothing and function fine off little sleep once I get going, this morning sucks and i fully intend to take a nap in the library. There are many comfy couches on which to do so, all over the building.


Last quasi-whiny post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 16, 2011, 12:01:12 PM
I also tend towards 18-20 hour days these days and that without any pressure.

Last occasional spells of fatigue during the day Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on September 16, 2011, 12:45:00 PM
I'm trying to keep it to 14 hours days, maximum, with some degree of success.  My limit is 19 or 20 hour days, but those are fairly rare and take a little obfuscation as they are technically not allowed. I get kind of sketchy when I'm fatigued.

Oh wait... you're talking about waking hours, not working hours, right?  ;)


Last only ever pulled a couple of literal all-nighters as a student - I recommend high doses of high-quality Korean ginseng extract to survive Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 16, 2011, 01:48:20 PM
The problem is that I naturally would go to sleep at about sunrise but sleeping until noon is not accepted behaviour.

And now for something completely different:
http://www.cakewrecks.com/storage/thumbnails/10710906-14122651-thumbnail.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1315893735344
(http://www.cakewrecks.com/storage/thumbnails/10710906-14122651-thumbnail.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1315893735344)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 16, 2011, 04:05:14 PM
Are they standing in inflatable rafts?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 16, 2011, 06:14:54 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on September 16, 2011, 01:48:20 PM
The problem is that I naturally would go to sleep at about sunrise but sleeping until noon is not accepted behaviour.

That's me too. I suspecct it is quite a common sleep variant, genetically modified to allow for night-time hunting and gathering.

Last never trust green cake Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 16, 2011, 09:09:45 PM
I think I inherited that from my father who, now that he is retired, can follow his genes and usually sleeps from 5am to 1pm.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 17, 2011, 12:50:50 AM
And I thought I went to bed late.

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Post by: Aggie on September 17, 2011, 03:22:47 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on September 16, 2011, 06:14:54 PM
Last never trust green cake Post

Last that at least will help you sleep, if it's the kind made with green butter Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on September 17, 2011, 05:33:12 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on September 16, 2011, 01:48:20 PM
The problem is that I naturally would go to sleep at about sunrise but sleeping until noon is not accepted behaviour.

LAST   Add me to the (growing?) list of siblings who would follow this schedule.   POST    :wakeup:




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That's a far cry from the up-at-the-crack-of-dawn-to-go-to-Mass, and in-bed-by-dark schedule I was raised with! But I haven't slept well at night for years; I keep waking every hour or two, often convinced that something horrible is about to occur. If I sleep in the daytime, it's much quieter -- because everyone else is at work and school? -- I can sleep and usually wake up remembering several REM cycles.
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 17, 2011, 08:54:58 AM
The problem is that I need absolute darkness for sound sleep. Although fortunate enough to live on the ground floor, which has stable jalousies unlike the upper floors, this is not sufficient. I have to use towels to stuff the rails they run in at the side where light can go past them. And a thick blanket hangs before the door to my room to stop light from coing in between door and frame.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 17, 2011, 06:54:03 PM
So like any modern vampire you require no light to regenerate?

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Post by: Aggie on September 17, 2011, 07:05:05 PM
You have my sympathies, Swato...  I can sleep with light, but prefer it very dark to sleep soundly.  Contrast bothers me terribly, so a window in line of sight that is 99% blacked out is actually worse than one that's covered with blinds that block less light.

Last overhead spot lights in a darkly lit restaurant are also a bother Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 17, 2011, 08:26:45 PM
Warning to all travellers in Slovakia: Drunken bears are on the rampage in some areas

Not a joke actually. The animals plunder orchards and rotten fruit on the ground can contain significant amounts of alcohol. Unlike birds, who seem to be more or less immune, bears react like other mammals, i.e they get drunk and consequently unpredictable, often violent.

Last even elephants* are not immune (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5E5TjkDvU0) Post

*less of a problem in Slovakia, I presume
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 18, 2011, 07:11:36 PM
Drunken Slovak elephants might be a problem for alcoholic circus trainers.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 18, 2011, 08:21:03 PM
There is an elephant mafia too

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 18, 2011, 10:30:35 PM
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 19, 2011, 08:38:51 AM
There also is a movie about an elephant doing drugs but I have not yet watched it.

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Post by: Sibling DavidH on September 19, 2011, 08:56:34 AM
Last they'd need some darn tough needles post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 19, 2011, 09:12:21 AM
But they can snuff a long line easily

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 19, 2011, 01:02:34 PM
The worst part is that I'm almost sure that someone has already tried.

Last and possibly worse things Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 19, 2011, 10:41:45 PM
I guess checking the Vatican databases would yield the answer quickest.

Last even Kinsey did not collect so many perversions as priests did in the confessional Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 20, 2011, 07:13:28 PM
A confessional log?

Last that would be priceless Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 20, 2011, 07:43:52 PM
It's simple. Since laypeople are very ignorant, they do not know that a lot of what they do is sinful and thus do not bring it up in the confessional (without evil intent on their part). The church therefore must have a list as complete as possible, so the priest can ask for the stuff. How do they compile the list? A) use their dirty minds to come up with new entries B) note everything down that came up during any confessional because some laypeople have an an even dirtier mind and occasionally even realize the fact. The data is collected centrally, organized and catalouged and then sent to all priests in the form of manuals of confession. Using computer databases that can be accessed in the confessional were seriously discussed (together with confessional computers that would automatically add up all confessed sins and calculate the proper punishment) but not adopted because this would undermine the spirituality of the procedure (it would essentially make the priest superfluous).
The problem with this approach was always that confessing laypeople could use the dirty questions to enhance their own sinning.
"Did you do X?", "No but it sounds like somethig I should try!". A lot of ink was spilled to discuss ways to avoid that. Asking 10 year old kids about anal sex was on the one hand mandatory just to be sure but it could give them ideas or they would simply not understand the question even if they had comitted that sin.

Last All of the above is not meant as a joke. The system really worked and works that way Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 20, 2011, 08:03:12 PM
Madness.

I heard on the radio yesterday, that because we know G-d exists, evil spirits are real too. I failed to follow the logic but the priest was certain about it.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 20, 2011, 08:27:12 PM
I always thought that a pact with the devil was foolish (for all involved) since the presence of the devil and the terms of the deal clearly showed that there was a God. That God would (at least in the long term) offer a much better deal.

Last I guess the Evil one bet on the instant gratification urge of humans Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 20, 2011, 11:33:38 PM
I guess it is possible (that is, while entertaining the premise of god vs the devil) that the devil sells his influence under the guise that the whole "heaven and immortal soul" thing is a con, while his influence isn't.

Last overlooking the fact of the wording of the contract specifying the immortal soul price of the transaction Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 21, 2011, 12:37:29 AM
Profits available from the sale of imaginary concepts? Sounds too good to be true.

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Post by: Aggie on September 21, 2011, 04:41:43 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on September 21, 2011, 12:37:29 AM
Profits available from the sale of imaginary concepts? Sounds too good to be true.

Oh, it's true - it's called The ChurchTM.  And many other similar things that seem to be quite profitable.   :mrgreen:


Last I actually have a bit of a fascination with Catholicism as practised by the laity, and an ongoing attraction to lapsed/lazy Catholics, but the rules of the Catholic Church seem like a bunch of boggle made up by sexually frustrated old men ;) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 21, 2011, 08:36:48 AM
As far as the worship of Mary is concerned my fascination with Roman Catholicism is more like a horror movie.
I'd rather face anrgy fundamentalist Muslims than a certain type of Mary cultists.

Last fanaticism plus extreme lack of taste Post
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Post by: Aggie on September 21, 2011, 01:16:40 PM
I think I was speaking of the fact they've retained almost enough pageantry and ceremony to have a bit of emotional impact (WASP denominations of Churchianity seem booooring).  I am not familiar enough with the Eastern Orthodox Church but suspect this may be even more so with this branch.

Catholic-majority countries just seem to have more fun that Protestant ones, which is perhaps a bigger factor in my perception. Maybe it's the ability to confess said fun?

Last it's all based on my vague impressions, because there's Catholics here but little overt CatholicismPost
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 21, 2011, 01:36:42 PM
I just saw a note by the BBC in Spanish service which claimed that the Universal Church of the Kingdom of God (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universal_Church_of_the_Kingdom_of_God) is the largest corporation in Brazil. Those ... individuals, have presence in Colombia and, as most evangelical organizations, are quite insistent on tithe payments.

Last whatever they're selling many idio... I mean, believers are buying it Post
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Post by: Aggie on September 21, 2011, 01:43:59 PM
See?  The Pentecostals throw enough purported direct 'spiritual experience' (speaking in tongues and the like) into their services to get people interested.

People want a big show.  Sitting in a hard pew every week getting lectured at by a dusty old minister about thou shalt or shalt not has little appeal in this day and age. That's also why the megachurches are booming.

Last if they also give food to the poor, it's the ol' bread-and-circuses routine, very effective Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 22, 2011, 10:01:37 AM
I love orthodox chant. This would likely be diminished were I able to understand church slavonic.

Last my knowledge of Latin ruins the enjoyment of a number of Western sacred music pieces, I'd otherwise highly appreciate Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 22, 2011, 03:00:14 PM
Like the time I had to sing Mendelssonn's 2nd in English.

Last I would've understood less and liked it more in German Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 23, 2011, 08:38:02 AM
We know from Douglas Adams that mutual understanding can have catastrophic results :mrgreen:

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 23, 2011, 04:39:57 PM
Last ask the translators of the UN Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 24, 2011, 12:37:30 AM
I thought everybody there knew that any words spoken in the assembly were of no significancy whatsovever.

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Edit: I thnk it is insignificant whether I use significancy or significance :mrgreen:
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 24, 2011, 01:19:24 AM
Nothing makes sense anymore, here, there, everywhere...

Last what's the meaning of all this? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 24, 2011, 01:46:36 AM
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 24, 2011, 03:43:00 AM
Last that makes perfect sense Post
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Post by: anthrobabe on September 24, 2011, 03:50:50 AM
LastDON'T PANIC Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 24, 2011, 09:49:43 AM
Why worry in a universe with zero population?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 25, 2011, 02:57:56 AM
Can't rely on anything.

Last m <> ec2 Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 25, 2011, 09:21:51 AM
Unless m=0 and quantum theory is not told about it

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 25, 2011, 09:34:22 AM
I'm more concerned about particles passing through me faster than the speed of light.

Last life? not as we know it Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 25, 2011, 09:40:25 AM
Some neutrinos have been caught speeding recently.

Last case is of course contested Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 25, 2011, 12:30:03 PM
But they were only a little over the limit so they may be let off with a caution.

Last what the eye can't see Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on September 25, 2011, 01:26:37 PM
The Italians have their own tiny particle
Last the Bambino post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 25, 2011, 07:26:52 PM
All seems highly suspicious to me. All the lurking about in tunnels.

Last much simpler in the stone age Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 26, 2011, 01:28:44 AM
They go faster.

Last but not in day light Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 26, 2011, 08:12:53 AM
Faster than light only in the dark

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 26, 2011, 12:59:22 PM
Last we are in the dark when it comes to FTL Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on September 26, 2011, 03:53:01 PM
Last you mean Farting Then Lying? post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 26, 2011, 04:43:13 PM
That's biology not physics

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 27, 2011, 03:01:53 PM
Besides that biology is quite clear.

Last and self evident Post
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Post by: Aggie on September 28, 2011, 03:55:58 AM
Last not always.... sometimes it's silent but deadly, and/or someone crop-dusted it Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 28, 2011, 08:53:30 AM
Biology is physics far from equilibrium

Last dysentropic Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 28, 2011, 11:21:54 PM
Last farting is entropic by definition Post
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Post by: Aggie on September 29, 2011, 04:44:32 AM
Last I thought it was enteric? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 29, 2011, 07:35:34 AM
Do your winds behave like ideal gases?

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Post by: Sibling DavidH on September 29, 2011, 11:31:55 AM
Many people would consider them far from ideal.
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Post by: Aggie on September 29, 2011, 01:30:17 PM
Sometimes they set off my personal gas monitor, telling me to clear the area due to dangerous gas emissions.

Last usually it's the CO sensor, but I've seen H2S concentrations at levels deemed Immediately Dangerous to Life and Health Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 29, 2011, 04:25:07 PM
I seem to recall that you had problems with your flora, never tried making yogurt part of your daily diet?

Last or am I completely off base? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 29, 2011, 04:50:52 PM
And best some yoghurt that has not all flora killed before delivery
Last Some lactobacilli should be left alive Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 29, 2011, 06:15:31 PM
In fact you can buy the cultures and make the yogurt yourself.

Last no risk there Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 29, 2011, 06:19:56 PM
Unless you get certain strains of Ecoli ;D

Last or get involved into the Yohgurt Wars (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jugurthine_War) Post
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Post by: Aggie on September 30, 2011, 02:43:10 AM
I quite often do eat it daily.  Carbon monoxide's a pretty standard flatulence gas; the H2S is the natural product of sulphur-rich foods fermenting in an oxygen-deficient environment.

There are some other good sources of healthy bacteria that you can eat, such as kimchi (I've got some VERY potent stuff in the beer fridge back in Cowtown).

Last and certain parts of the female anatomy Post  :devil2:
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 30, 2011, 02:52:15 AM
Erm... that is certainly part of a healthy diet....

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 30, 2011, 09:52:03 AM
But maybe too salty

Last and too much citric acid is bad for the teeth Post

And now for something completely different:
Rick Perry as a flower pot
http://www.alternet.org/newsandviews/article/673519/here%27s_the_6-foot-tall_rick_perry_chia_pet_you_never_wanted/
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 30, 2011, 06:58:03 PM
He sounds definitively as smart.

Last but I suspect he is just clumsy Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 01, 2011, 12:22:42 PM
and has a fragile ego

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(http://u1.ipernity.com/2/45/30/334530.440c429b.560.jpg)
http://u1.ipernity.com/2/45/30/334530.440c429b.560.jpg
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 02, 2011, 09:16:20 PM
I never thought of you as a cat person.

Last as for books I couldn't expect less Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 03, 2011, 09:02:46 AM
I am banned by dermatologist from owning or handling any pet (at least ones with fur or feathers).
But I indeed like cats much more than dogs (with the potential exception of a well-groomed husky; I happen to like wolves)

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Post by: Sibling DavidH on October 03, 2011, 09:03:47 AM
There are many things I can't go without, but cats are not on the list.  Last nor wolves either post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 03, 2011, 09:19:04 AM
We won't badger you about that.

Last when a moose and a goose are let loose... Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 03, 2011, 03:12:01 PM
I can't live without cheese.

Last and chocolate Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 03, 2011, 09:22:23 PM
I can't live without breathing.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 03, 2011, 09:51:22 PM
I can go without breathing for about 2 minutes...

Last and supposedly without water for like 3 days Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 04, 2011, 07:27:33 AM
It's the early brigade. I've been awake all night. What's your* excuse?

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* this assumes I've lost the game and someone, and I think I know who, will be along any minute to claim the LP
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Post by: pieces o nine on October 04, 2011, 08:25:10 AM
Then I'll just surprise you by leaving off ranting about the internetz and nipping in to take the

Last Post.   ;)
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 04, 2011, 08:57:38 AM
AhA! Not who I was expecting, which shows the game cannot be predicted.

The early bird captures the worm.

Last but what to do with the worn? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 04, 2011, 09:12:04 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 03, 2011, 03:12:01 PM
I can't live without cheese.

Last and chocolate Post

According to the food standards of the great chocolate producing centres in Quirm and Borogravia, Ankh-Morpork chocolate is formally classed as "cheese" and only just escapes being labelled as "tile grout" on grounds of colour.

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Post by: Aggie on October 04, 2011, 01:48:04 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 03, 2011, 03:12:01 PM
I can't live without cheese.

Last and chocolate Post

Like this?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c6/Ween-ChocolateandCheese.jpg/220px-Ween-ChocolateandCheese.jpg)

Last I had no idea you were a Ween fan Post ;)
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 04, 2011, 03:36:46 PM
So sex is like chocolate and cheese?

Last in that it sells? Post
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A comment on your new signature, isn't that the definition of cognitive dissonance?
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on October 04, 2011, 04:41:51 PM
Yes, part of me thought that, too.  Last post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 05, 2011, 09:34:48 AM
Isn't that a variation of doublethink á la Orwell?

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Post by: Aggie on October 05, 2011, 01:47:54 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 04, 2011, 03:36:46 PM
So sex is like chocolate and cheese?

Last in that it sells? Post

I don't know if that album actually sold many copies...  :mrgreen:


Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 04, 2011, 03:36:46 PMA comment on your new signature, isn't that the definition of cognitive dissonance?

Quote from: Swatopluk on October 05, 2011, 09:34:48 AM
Isn't that a variation of doublethink á la Orwell?

It's related to both, but separate (actually, Wikipedia notes that cognitive dissonance is the opposite of doublethink).  It actually comes very close to a strict definition of doublethink, but the Orwellian application usually implies that one of the two ideas is known to be a blatant lie, and that the doublethink is externally opposed.   People fulfill the purpose of Orwellian doublethink all the time:  Having a new big-screen TV is good.  Being in debt is bad.  Let's finance a new big-screen TV.  That's a really simple version, because in that kind of case there might not be much conscious recognition of the dissonance. There doesn't seem to be much resistance to this unconscious doublethink, but it seems to be harder to grasp the advantages of working with it purposefully on a personal level.  I've had a hell of a time explaining it, anyways.

The way I understand and work with this is in regards to two ideas or sets of ideas that have equal functional validity (i.e. they are good working concepts for what I'm trying to accomplish) but may both rest on sets of assumptions that are mutually contradictive.  Often, it's a case of not throwing the baby out with the bath-water; just because you're working with a given idea or concept doesn't mean you need to buy whole-hog into the overarching framework of that concept.

Last I could go on, but this isn't the thread for it Post

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 05, 2011, 05:15:41 PM
It was a teasing question anyway :mrgreen:

Of course males have exclusively one idea in their head: how to get laid :o

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 05, 2011, 05:27:56 PM
...until they can't. Or they are intellectuals.

Last defined as a man who is capable of thinking in something different of sex for more than ten straight minutes ;) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 05, 2011, 05:46:25 PM
What a queer idea

Last and another rhyme Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 05, 2011, 10:40:26 PM
Last Hey, that's why I said sex instead of women. Post
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Post by: Aggie on October 05, 2011, 11:27:34 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on October 05, 2011, 05:15:41 PMOf course males have exclusively one idea in their head: how to get laid :o

Not that I don't think about sex, but I think I've put more effort and action (if not necessarily think-time) into how not to get laid.  :mrgreen:

Last mulling on when I'll break my unbroken streak of refusing it or at least making women wait for sex - next lover perhaps  ::) Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 06, 2011, 03:56:54 AM
Last show off Post
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Post by: Aggie on October 06, 2011, 05:20:21 AM
Just picky perhaps....  don't read too much into it, because I can count my past lovers on both hands.

Last using only my thumbs  ::) Post

Seriously, if it's not clicking on most other levels, I don't see much reason to connect on that level. Also, if it's easily obtainable, I am generally uninterested. My brain has a bad habit of seizing control from my balls. I'm surprised I haven't got kicked out of the Man Club yet.  :mrgreen:
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 06, 2011, 09:02:58 AM
Lecherous virgin that I am, the brain will be overridden should the occasion arise ;D

Last fat chance Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 06, 2011, 03:29:36 PM
Last sometimes I wonder how was that my wife decided to be with me Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 06, 2011, 08:07:04 PM
It helps to be too tired.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 07, 2011, 08:45:21 AM
"To sleep, perchance to dream-
ay, there's the rub."

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 07, 2011, 02:27:01 PM
Last time to wake up Post
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Post by: Aggie on October 07, 2011, 09:46:42 PM
Occasions can always happen, depends what you define as acceptable in a partner.  It's not usual for most people to just trip and fall into bed with someone. IMHO, unless you are the direct-drive type, focusing on sex tends to drive it away from you.  Keep it peripheral, and let everything else develop first, then it starts screaming for attention. ;)


Last IOW, if you build real-life mental/intellectual/emotional relationships (with persons of the gender of your desire) for the sake of those things exclusively, sex flow naturally in some of them. If not, no loss because you weren't building them for the sake of sex in the first place. Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 08, 2011, 01:01:50 AM
It's all a question of drives.

Last Freudian Post
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Post by: Aggie on October 08, 2011, 03:04:49 AM
Ayuh, and like computing it's important to find a compatible drive to read your media.



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:mrgreen:
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 08, 2011, 04:00:25 AM
:ROFL:

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Post by: pieces o nine on October 08, 2011, 05:19:52 AM
Quote from: Aggie on October 08, 2011, 03:04:49 AM
Ayuh, and like computing it's important to find a compatible drive to read your media.



Last and like modern computing, there's not much you can do with a 3.5 inch floppy Post

:mrgreen:
You should have updated to an Iomega Zip...     ;)
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 08, 2011, 08:58:45 AM
For the trouble with specific equipment:
http://networkedblogs.com/ooVb
Sorry, could not find that specific clip on youtube.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 10, 2011, 02:24:21 PM
She really has a way with the subject.

Last the credits are longer than the actual clip Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 10, 2011, 11:07:18 PM
Knowing Swato's efforts to get around problems with foreign-sourced DVDs, let me just state that I'm thankful for one thing...


Last I've yet to find any regional incompatibilities with that sort equipment Post  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 11, 2011, 03:32:35 AM
Last same species, remember? :P Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 11, 2011, 09:00:46 AM
Although the Chinese claim otherwise ;)
(there are actual Chinese claims that they descended from homo erectus by a different pathway than the rest of humanity making them the third (sub)species of homo sapiens)

Last while we all know that they are spawned in factories Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 11, 2011, 05:38:53 PM
And they obviously haven't heard about the speed of genetic drift.

Last Neanderthal genetic material in Cromagnons is far more likely at this moment Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on October 11, 2011, 06:29:50 PM
Last Neanderthal genetic material in this village, too Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 12, 2011, 09:32:39 AM
Ron Perlman looks right as a caveman (not a Neanderthal though)
(http://www.movieactors.com/photos-stars/ron-perlman-questforfire-6.jpg)
http://www.movieactors.com/photos-stars/ron-perlman-questforfire-6.jpg

Last did he need makeup? ;) Post

not intended in any way as a criticism of Ron Perlman the person or the actor
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 12, 2011, 03:48:28 PM
He looks great in many roles, be it the idiot hunchback in The Name of the Rose, the strong man in La Cité des Enfants Perdus, or a vampire in the Blade series.

Last the guy looks very cool Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 13, 2011, 08:54:17 AM
He's one of the rather rare examples that an 'ugly' person can get leading roles (as opposed to sidekicks and secondary villains).

Last but 'ugliness' may be less of a problem for males in the business Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 14, 2011, 04:39:50 PM
You mean like Christopher Lee?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 15, 2011, 09:15:07 AM
No, actually not. Although he said that in the beginning Cushing was Hammer's star while he himself was just the monster.

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Meanwhile in America, Herman Cain gets support from an unexpected direction
[youtube=425,350]Nq7NzqxDzL4[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq7NzqxDzL4
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 16, 2011, 04:14:05 AM
Incredibly consistent with the GOP platform.

Last the surprise is that Cain speaks German... ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 16, 2011, 07:15:11 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 16, 2011, 04:14:05 AM
Last the surprise is that Cain speaks German... ;) Post

Last I'm surprised he was able Post  :giggle:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 16, 2011, 08:40:43 AM
To quote an old song: Herman(n) heeßt er!

Last will he play Fieldmarshal Herring in the Great Dictator remake? Post (in whiteface of course)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on October 16, 2011, 09:50:40 AM
Last The Nein Nâzgul post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 16, 2011, 10:01:33 AM
'The Nine Nazi Ghouls' sounds like a good name/title for something.

Last but let's not talk about the local chapter of the College Republicans Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 17, 2011, 03:57:40 PM
Last I wasn't aware than republicans went to college... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 18, 2011, 05:17:48 AM
Destruction is more effective on/from the inside.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 18, 2011, 04:33:33 PM
Last and then comes the new inquisition? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 18, 2011, 05:05:42 PM
Last they will come when no one expects them Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on October 18, 2011, 05:21:37 PM
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkilmlvWqr1qaqgg3.jpg)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 18, 2011, 05:51:32 PM
The reds are coming, the reds are coming!

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/de/6/61/Peter_Struwwel.jpg)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/de/6/61/Peter_Struwwel.jpg

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Here http://gutenberg.spiegel.de/buch/3069/1 is the full text
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 18, 2011, 05:57:59 PM
Does the term "demagog" mean in German the same as in English/Spanish?

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 18, 2011, 06:15:40 PM
Indeed it does

The full title translates as:

Little handbook/manual for subversives or concise instruction how to become a man-of-the-people in just a few days
by Peter Struwwel aka Struwwelpeter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Struwwelpeter), professor of subversion and demagogue.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 19, 2011, 01:27:08 AM
Useful, that sure will come handy sooner or later.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 19, 2011, 05:35:48 AM
There was a follow-up book called The Howler/Whiner Mirror written from the point of view of the establishment (a petit bourgeois to be precise). An attempt of 'fair and balanced' ;)
Last (the author did it when he got applause from the wrong side) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 19, 2011, 11:52:08 AM
And the wrong side in his eyes were the anarchists?

Last or the status quo? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 19, 2011, 08:50:31 PM
The applause came from the establishment because the book mocked the pseudorevolutionaries.
The follow-up book satirized the whiners (with a dark undertone, showing that the whiners would applaud brutal and bloody suppression of the challengers of the status quo. Which is what happened shortly after).

Hoffmann (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinrich_Hoffmann_%28author%29) was a liberal with little love for the extremists of either side. The Left at the time was not actually harmless and called for bloodbaths too on a regular base.

Last and for the Right the bayonet was a panacea Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 19, 2011, 10:41:02 PM
When the regime is capable and very willing to kill you, you may have symmetrical feelings for the regime.

Last start killing protestors and they'll be willing to kill cops very quickly Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 20, 2011, 05:32:00 AM
I think in 1848 the escalation was on both sides and I am not fully sure which side is to blame more. And admittedly the establishment feared a repetition of the French experience, although German authoritarianism and blatant power abuse by the elites was on a far lower scale than the situation in France in 1789.

Last not that the German princes were for the most part liberal but rarely lantern material Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 20, 2011, 01:26:21 PM
We do seem to respect life and opinions a little bit better now (ask S. Pinker) but power dynamics are generally the same.

Last remember that Stalin was a monk and Mussolini a communist before they reach their final posts Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 20, 2011, 04:36:58 PM
I always say the political spectrum is circular. Go far enough to the Left or Right and you'll arrive at the other side.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 20, 2011, 10:01:48 PM
I see it as the "what ever it takes to get me on power" doctrine.

Last how else would a psychopath think? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 21, 2011, 04:18:13 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on October 20, 2011, 04:36:58 PM
I always say the political spectrum is circular. Go far enough to the Left or Right and you'll arrive at the other side.

Last I tend to agree with this - the four cardinal points on the political compass rose are W=Left  E=Right  N=Moderate and S=Violent Nutjob Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 21, 2011, 05:27:48 AM
Non-violent nutjobs can be safely ignored?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 21, 2011, 06:35:45 AM
Last I thought we are speaking of politics, not religion  ;) - correct me if I'm wrong, but all religious violence tends to be politically motivated, no? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 21, 2011, 06:48:04 AM
Unfortunately not. There are a lot of Mary worshippers that dream of cutting the throats of all non-worshippers without any political purposes/ambitions involved.
They just can't stand anybody spoiling their fun by existing while ignoring or even insulting Her Virginship

Last The same way that I feel the desire to strangle obnoxious little kids Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 21, 2011, 06:59:10 AM
Hmm, you've alluded to this a few times, you will have to expound on it somewhere, sometime.  I was thinking of organized violence, I suppose.


Last I still contend that the place where Left and Right come full circle is a violent place Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 21, 2011, 04:32:14 PM
It has more to do with power than anything else, even those well intentioned fundies want power to 'clean' the world of the 'evil ways' and with enough power they go at it with gusto.

Last and certainly those seeking power will be there once that is a viable alternative Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 21, 2011, 05:39:07 PM
The farther ones goes in each direction (left or right) the more radical the adherents are (of course there are the radical moderates too ;)). Radicals are more likely to use directed violence (i.e. with a purpose going beyond violence for violence's sake).
It gets difficult, when one tries to define the edges of what is policy (and what is not). If one goes with the original definition of policy as anything to do with the society at large, then all religion is of course political even if it tries to 'not do politics' (separating itself from the public is by itself a political act).

Last temporarily aborted Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on October 21, 2011, 07:23:31 PM
And many go round and round in ever-decreasing circles until they disappear up their own fundamentalism. :mrgreen:

Last notty but true post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 21, 2011, 07:33:06 PM
The problem is that they do not materially disappear

Last despite them being against materialism Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 21, 2011, 09:48:04 PM
They like creating lots of mini-me's like the happy family of the westbory church.

Last a(n in)breed that refuses to die Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 22, 2011, 06:39:09 AM
Last Spawn of the Mad Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 22, 2011, 02:26:04 PM
If you just could let bears take good care of their spawning...

Last they can catch them when they move from the church to their compound Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 22, 2011, 10:54:56 PM
I have certrain doubts that the animal protection league would agree with that diet

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 23, 2011, 01:53:15 AM
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 23, 2011, 04:19:48 AM
True that their toxicity is readily apparent.

Last still better than lead poisoning Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 23, 2011, 04:56:35 AM
Last which sort of poisoning is best? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 23, 2011, 09:31:27 AM
witch poisoning? ;)

Last many will say aclohol Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on October 23, 2011, 11:33:29 AM
But many will pass out before they can say it.

Last silent post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 23, 2011, 11:47:48 AM
Schnapsleichen can walk and talk (although somewhat technically impeded in both)

Last slow death Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on October 23, 2011, 08:12:53 PM
Last   life as usual, then   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 23, 2011, 08:13:27 PM
If heavily drunk one feels the world twirling how does it feel if mortally intoxicated?

Last borracho Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 24, 2011, 08:28:50 AM
Slightly depends on the type of alcohol ;)
Did you know that in case of methanol poisoning the first measure is to drink ethanol (=clean booze)?

Last it actually makes sense* Post

*both are processed by the same enzyme. Adding ethanol as competition slows the processing of the methanol, allowing the body to cope easier with the poisonous products formaldehyde and formic acid. If successful the concentration of those products can be kept sub-lethal. The products of ethanol oxidation (acetaldhyde and acetic acid) may not be healthy but will not kill you as quickly. Pepare for the mother of all hangovers though.
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Post by: Aggie on October 24, 2011, 01:19:31 PM
I wish I had some substances which would manipulate the action of those two enzymes.  It'd be dangerous, but if one could slow down / inhibit the first oxidative step while leaving the second intact or speeding it up, drinking would be cheap and hangovers would be reduced.  IOW, the opposite of Asian Flush.

Last IIRC, the second oxidation is the rate determining step, so it's acetaldehyde that gets you on an extended drinking binge Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 24, 2011, 03:12:08 PM
Your knowledge on the subject is almost scary

Last :P Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 25, 2011, 03:39:06 AM
I am knowledgeable enough in many subjects to be dangerous....  to myself.


Last  :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 25, 2011, 09:44:01 AM
To know that morsel of info is in my job description (in general terms, given that I am unemployed at the moment)

Last fermenting in my own stew Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 25, 2011, 01:43:22 PM
Those cuts finally hit?  :P  I am sorry to hear that, Swato.

Last good luck with re-employment Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 25, 2011, 01:57:12 PM
Unfortunately, sitting lazily at home or making the rounds of the numerous museums in town has its own appeal ::)
I could need some extra skills like knowledge about basic economy, how to use SAP software, 2-3 extra languages, the ability to work in hot climates (somehow I got a job offer from a German company for a position in Malaysia, no luck with Scandinavia yet) etc. Not to forget hat I should not only have all of those but be a bout ten years younger. Currently I should hit some books on the REACH regulations. Demand for people with knowledge there shows up in many job ads for chemical companies.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 25, 2011, 03:54:01 PM
What's wrong with Malaysia?

Last at least that's an exotic locale Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on October 25, 2011, 05:00:23 PM
Might occasion a certain malaise?

Last good luck job-hunting post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 25, 2011, 06:02:36 PM
Plus, you can get a SE Asian wife there...

Last ;) :P :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on October 25, 2011, 07:34:07 PM
Last not to mention a dozen interesting diseases post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 25, 2011, 09:46:22 PM
Nowadays you can get those diseases anywhere in the globe.

Last I'm sure he doesn't need as far as Hamburg's St. Pauli to find them... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 26, 2011, 01:04:45 AM
Last I bet there was no unemployment in hunter-gatherer societies Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 26, 2011, 05:16:27 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 25, 2011, 06:02:36 PM
Plus, you can get a SE Asian wife there...

Provided you convert to Islam first. ;)

Kuala Lumpur is pretty diverse, but the majority of the country is firmly Muslim. The food is good, though; there is/was a Chinese restaurant in KL that makes a black pepper sauce beef dish that I simply cannot duplicate or find the like of anywhere else.


Last you can get good durian and mangosteen there Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on October 26, 2011, 05:20:20 AM
Last   best wishes, Swato   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 26, 2011, 05:32:10 AM
You could always come and join the (peaceful) camp outside St Paul's Cathedral. I am sure it is a good way to meet people.

Last protest in luxury tents Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 26, 2011, 07:44:19 AM
Sorry, I am totally incapable of working in the tropics or subtropics. Even Southern Europe is out of the question for that reason (I barely survived my 2.5 day business trip to Sevilla and that was in the autumn).

Last Give me snow! Post

Btw, I'd prefer a female companion to be closer to 6 than 5 ft tall :D
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 26, 2011, 08:04:18 AM
So you want an Ice Maiden?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 26, 2011, 08:20:39 AM
Maybe one of these (http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Bloodmoon:Fryse_Hag)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 26, 2011, 01:25:23 PM
Come to Canada, then.

Last she looks Canuckistani to me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 26, 2011, 04:25:33 PM
If you are looking for a viking woman, perhaps Darlica can introduce you to one of her friends.

Last I'm sure she wouldn't mind Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on October 26, 2011, 07:38:43 PM
I have gazed into my crystal thingy and I predict the imminent arrival of a young person of the female persuasion, from Norway.

Last see if I'm right post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 27, 2011, 08:08:56 AM
I am not a great believer in scrying ::)

Last and still not naking much progress in learning any Scandinavian language Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 27, 2011, 01:37:37 PM
Hmm, perhaps you need to broaden your horizons, Swato....    I'm 6' 2", live in a cold place, and seem to have a taste for those with doctorates in chemistry at the moment.


Unfortunately there may be some anatomical dispreferences on both sides, and my current preferences are more :sportsbrunette: than (http://toadfishmonastery.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=34;type=avatar), from the physical perspective.    ;) ;) ;)



Last um, yeah...  I grew another thumb  :mrgreen: Post




Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 27, 2011, 07:21:29 PM
Geez! Get a room!

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 28, 2011, 05:52:57 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 27, 2011, 07:21:29 PM
Geez! Get a room!

:mrgreen: I did, last time I had a day off. :mrgreen:




Hmm... must have spooked Swato.... That's the longest I've seen him go without making a

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 28, 2011, 08:53:24 AM
Since this is my father's PC and I can only use it when he is asleep (he gets up at noon usually) or away, I have not much chance to respond in the afternoon.

That is Your chance to get a Last Post in.

Me and relationships is probably like Groucho Marx and clubs. Those that would accept me disqualify themselves by that very fact.

Last  ::) ::) ::) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 28, 2011, 04:14:28 PM
Time to lower your standards?

Last :P ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on October 28, 2011, 07:15:41 PM
Last you need some of Aggie's ginger post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 28, 2011, 08:59:16 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 28, 2011, 04:14:28 PM
Time to lower your standards?

Last :P ;) Post

I guess you misunderstand the quote  ;)

Last I need not more but less - about 25 kg Post

and a charcater less abrasive
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 29, 2011, 02:32:14 AM
Meh, in my experience the right person doesn't place that much attention to those things unless we are talking morbid obesity. Ask yourself, if she is incapable to see you for what you are now, why would she with an ideal looking you?

Last that works both ways BTW Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 29, 2011, 06:23:29 AM
Quote from: Sibling DavidH on October 28, 2011, 07:15:41 PM
Last you need some of Aggie's ginger post

No, this one is the ginger -> :sportsred:

Last or do you mean ginseng?  that stuff's good Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 29, 2011, 09:16:37 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 29, 2011, 02:32:14 AM
Meh, in my experience the right person doesn't place that much attention to those things unless we are talking morbid obesity. Ask yourself, if she is incapable to see you for what you are now, why would she with an ideal looking you?

Last that works both ways BTW Post

But people have to first notice the shop sign before they can try out the crap sold there.
And, as stated otherwhere on this forum, I would usually not go for what is considered beauty. Too much competition before and afterwards.

Btw, the one girl I really fell in love for (not 'with', the feeling was not mutual*) looked almost exactly like this:
(http://www.aboutfilm.com/features/eternalsunshine/enigma.jpg)(http://cribbies.com/images/cribbies/5th/winslet.jpg)
http://www.aboutfilm.com/features/eternalsunshine/enigma.jpg
http://cribbies.com/images/cribbies/5th/winslet.jpg

Last and I think Kate Winslet never looked more likable than in this role Post

*first in our class to marry and also to die (cancer almost 12 years ago)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 29, 2011, 02:51:50 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on October 29, 2011, 09:16:37 AM
And, as stated otherwhere on this forum, I would usually not go for what is considered beauty. Too much competition before and afterwards.

Ayuh, and often too high-maintenance, because they've been force-fed attention all their lives and demand it on a constant basis.  That's as much based on their perception of their own beauty as actual objective beauty, btw.


There are ways to hang out the shop sign, although I never have been one to do any overt advertising.

One completely unexpected approach that I've reconciled myself with lately:  If you are an odd duck, and your ideal partner would be somewhat of an odd duck, don't make too much of a pretense of normality.  Birds of a feather flock together. When I was younger, I often tried to hide the fact I was a weird kid and present a very straight image.  That kind of image is just boooring.   Anyone you get close with is going to find out what you are like deep down anyways, and letting some of that show (in appropriate settings) makes you a more interesting person.  Weird people are interesting to weird people, and it also helps screen out the types that are going to think you're too weird when you open up.

:eraser:

It's not something one should make a complete 180 on, especially if one is a reserved person.  However, and strangely enough, learning to stop worrying so much about what others will think of oneself can rapidly improve what others think about oneself.  
:irony:



Last (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ifP3Hk8fzZY/R1NKtsCiG4I/AAAAAAAAAfw/0JCSf_DWmFI/s400/Marcie.jpg) is indeed a good example Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 30, 2011, 03:22:51 AM
Last nothing to say on this subject Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 30, 2011, 08:14:47 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on October 30, 2011, 03:22:51 AM
Last nothing to say on this subject Post

You're more in the maiden, the mother and...the other one territory aren't you?  ;)

Last retired cougar? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 30, 2011, 09:19:07 AM
I'm in the too ill to bother category...........

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 30, 2011, 09:44:04 AM
You could still be the spider at the center of the web

Last gray divorcee? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 31, 2011, 02:28:44 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on October 30, 2011, 09:44:04 AM
You could still be the spider at the center of the web

Certainly my home is full of cobwebs. (Cleaning is not one of my skills, even when fit.)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on October 31, 2011, 03:25:41 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on October 30, 2011, 08:14:47 AMYou're more in the maiden, the mother and...the other one territory aren't you?  ;)

Last retired cougar? Post

Quote from: Griffin NoName on October 30, 2011, 09:19:07 AM
I'm in the too ill to bother category...........

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Arrrgh Grif, that be nuffink a snort o' crone-yak   wunt 'elp!
:toasty:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 31, 2011, 08:51:29 AM
Pieces, your Last Post lacks a certain ingredient :mrgreen:

Last Post not Prost! Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 31, 2011, 12:58:37 PM
Last capital offense? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 01, 2011, 02:23:29 AM
Quote from: pieces o nine on October 31, 2011, 03:25:41 AM
Arrrgh Grif, that be nuffink a snort o' crone-yak   wunt 'elp!
:toasty:

I'm afraid that just sends me to sleep!

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Post by: pieces o nine on November 01, 2011, 03:22:19 AM
belated Last Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 01, 2011, 09:07:04 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on November 01, 2011, 02:23:29 AM
Quote from: pieces o nine on October 31, 2011, 03:25:41 AM
Arrrgh Grif, that be nuffink a snort o' crone-yak   wunt 'elp!
:toasty:

I'm afraid that just sends me to sleep!

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If it is good sleep, that should suit you (not intended as promotion of alcoholism)

Quote from: pieces o nine on November 01, 2011, 03:22:19 AM
belated Last Post

Better late than never but it will not last anyway

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 01, 2011, 02:06:58 PM
Last what does? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 01, 2011, 02:22:09 PM
Shame?

And nothing is lost forever

Last except the Cathedral of Chalesm Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 01, 2011, 02:23:58 PM
Many paintings, sculptures, books and musical works are lost forever.

Last they should be mourned Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 01, 2011, 02:26:26 PM
All abducted by aliens and still accessible through time travel

Last unfortunately the aliens stole the machine too Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 01, 2011, 02:30:12 PM
I don't mind the aliens.

Last only their probing Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 01, 2011, 02:32:23 PM
Would you prefer improber behaviour?

Last you 'know' what these aliens do with abductees Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 01, 2011, 02:33:32 PM
Last don't then induct them? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 02, 2011, 08:46:48 AM
Since they seem all to be medical scientists they will of course in-doc-trinate.

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Post by: Sibling DavidH on November 02, 2011, 10:23:09 AM
Please don't tar all aliens with the same brush.  The Whooples of Fooplegloop are noble and benevolent, except towards the evil Ng.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 02, 2011, 10:49:42 AM
We simply haven't got behind the nefarious plans of the little furry creatures from Alpha Centauri yet.

Last btw, can non-breathing entities conspire? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 02, 2011, 01:34:45 PM
Last watching them surely must inspire quite a bit Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 03, 2011, 09:11:09 AM
Clearly more interesting than those hyperintelligent shadows of the colour blue

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 03, 2011, 11:25:19 AM
That is incredibly racist, what about the pink shadows and the yellow shadows?

Last are you implying those aren't intelligent? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 04, 2011, 08:55:26 AM
They are not canon. That doesn't say anything about them being kosher or not.

Last halal or Halali? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 04, 2011, 10:20:18 AM
Is canon fodder kosher?

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Post by: Sibling DavidH on November 04, 2011, 10:22:17 AM
Not if greased with the fat of pigs or aardelopes.
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 04, 2011, 10:33:19 AM
Is human meat kosher?

Last as long pig it probably isn't Post
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Post by: Aggie on November 04, 2011, 07:58:42 PM
I wouldn't eat that stuff.


Last have you seen what they eat? Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on November 05, 2011, 05:36:46 AM
Last    and 'jerk' doesn't always appeal    Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 05, 2011, 09:25:26 AM
But a few nice chick wings could be tempting :mrgreen:

Last but the breast has too much fat and may even be stuffed Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 05, 2011, 04:53:08 PM
It may not be good for your health.

Last but is it tasty? Post
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Post by: Aggie on November 05, 2011, 08:09:12 PM
Quote from: pieces o nine on November 05, 2011, 05:36:46 AM
Last    and 'jerk' doesn't always appeal    Post

Last dunno, I like Jamaican food - I've a recipe for jerk in the Food section Post


Maybe we should just marinade the jerks in jerk marinade...  with extra Scotch Bonnets.  Nah.... waste of good rum.  ;)
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 06, 2011, 08:42:00 AM
Is there a new print of How to Serve Man ?

Last cookbooks are always popular Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 06, 2011, 08:51:07 AM
Last not if you don't cook Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 06, 2011, 11:35:46 AM
Besides if those should feed something it would be large predators, no need for cooking.

Last just drop them in the pole where polar bears are close by Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 07, 2011, 09:08:59 AM
Is it better to be eaten or to be harvested for perfume?

Last Quatermass 4 Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 07, 2011, 12:23:30 PM
What's more ecologically sound?

Last eaten? Post
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Post by: Aggie on November 07, 2011, 02:03:38 PM
Eaten raw, I should think.

Last requires less solvents Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 07, 2011, 04:22:11 PM
Any particular predator in mind?

Last does it matter? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 08, 2011, 09:27:58 AM
Quote from: Aggie on November 07, 2011, 02:03:38 PM
Eaten raw, I should think.

Last requires less solvents Post

But what about botulism, prions etc.?

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Post by: Aggie on November 08, 2011, 12:35:49 PM
No need for human consumption.

Last not many species eat cooked food Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 08, 2011, 12:58:19 PM
We were talking about humans as cuisine not swill.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 08, 2011, 01:11:41 PM
I thought it was human consumption in general

Last excluding TB Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 08, 2011, 05:31:00 PM
That reduces the amount and quality of meat and should be avoided in lifestock.

Last not sure about elephantiasis Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 08, 2011, 05:37:17 PM
Wait, where are the prions, all over?

Last is any human flesh safe to eat? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 09, 2011, 12:17:49 AM
I thought prions were in the brain.

Last start with the toes, they should be safe Post
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Post by: Aggie on November 09, 2011, 04:45:34 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 08, 2011, 05:37:17 PM
Wait, where are the prions, all over?

In the cows, in the sheep, in the deer, in the elk....

Last are you getting nervous? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 09, 2011, 08:08:28 AM
And I love saveloy. The German term Cervelatwurst gives the game away, it's brain sausage.

Last high risk diet Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 09, 2011, 02:55:25 PM
I already knew about cows (Creutzfeldt–Jakob).

Last so all flesh is fair game Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on November 09, 2011, 04:31:58 PM
I have just now plucked and gutted three pheasants - 1 in the pot, 2 in the freezer.
Last now that's fair game for you post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 09, 2011, 04:46:01 PM
I never visualized you as a hunter David

Last and we go back to "To Serve Man" Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 09, 2011, 10:14:07 PM
Last how's the pheasant plucker? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 10, 2011, 08:51:10 AM
Hopefully not dropping the h there :mrgreen:

Last evil exploiter! Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on November 10, 2011, 09:14:01 AM
I'm no longer fit enough to go shooting, but a friend gives us a brace or two in season.

Last exploit pheasants but not peasants post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 10, 2011, 09:17:39 AM
peace to all the ants

Last myrmidonic Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 10, 2011, 05:45:21 PM
Last protect the Ents Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on November 10, 2011, 07:04:38 PM
Last down with orcs post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 11, 2011, 08:17:38 AM
Quote from: Sibling DavidH on November 10, 2011, 07:04:38 PM
Last down with orcs post

Except for the one employed at Unseen University
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unseen_Academicals

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 11, 2011, 08:56:08 PM
The Unseen University?

Last what good has come out of that place? Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on November 12, 2011, 07:34:29 AM
Last    much better place than the Unseelie Court, imho   Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 12, 2011, 08:25:58 AM
Ist das ein Gericht, wo man entseelt wird?
(Is that a court where one gets desouled?)

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Post by: Sibling DavidH on November 12, 2011, 10:09:46 AM
Last that's not far wrong post

Letzte Sagt es niemand, nur den Weisen Stange
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 12, 2011, 10:21:25 AM
Hier will ich den letzen Pfosten einschlagen, und dies soll mein sein auf ewig.

Heavy Mail (Lastpost)
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 12, 2011, 06:37:41 PM
Last mail or metal? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 13, 2011, 07:54:50 AM
Is there a law against metal letters?

Last I thought printing used to work that way Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 13, 2011, 05:20:48 PM
Only against eating those laced with lead and mercury

Last toxic Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 13, 2011, 05:39:28 PM
It's inadvisable but not necessarily illegal.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 13, 2011, 05:47:14 PM
Considering that the Bush administration wanted to delist mercury as a toxic substance you may be right.

Last corporate legality Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 13, 2011, 05:59:33 PM
They also made the chief lobbyist of the lead industry a leading man at EPA. While the experts advised him to tighten the limits by a factor of 4, he instead tried to rise them by a factor of 40.

Last He should receive a luxury set of lead crystal wineglasses for that plus some 'sweetened' wine Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 14, 2011, 03:39:48 PM
Last there is no hope for us, is it? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 15, 2011, 08:42:47 AM
I think fighting lead with lead (and some quick solid-to-gas conversion in a tube closed at one end) is not productive

Last longterm Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 15, 2011, 07:53:18 PM
Of course it's productive, specially for the ones manufacturing the smokeless powder.

Last bang-bang Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 15, 2011, 08:15:23 PM
I'd rather bang in a different meaning :o

Last NSFW Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 16, 2011, 01:47:52 AM
The bigger the bang the wider the background radiation

Last dark energies Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 16, 2011, 06:54:46 AM
Let's not discuss these dark matters

Last let's draw on the vacuum energy Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 16, 2011, 12:20:10 PM
Last it's all virtual particles to me Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on November 16, 2011, 03:28:30 PM
Last particularly incomprehensible to me post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 16, 2011, 06:41:24 PM
Nothing makes sense anymore.

Last although it never has Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 16, 2011, 08:37:25 PM
All the trouble started when someone tried to make sense of the senseless. The next step was to beat those over the head who were unwilling to follow him in that.

Last is there a difference between heresy and hearsay? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 17, 2011, 03:24:29 AM
All heresy is somebody's hearsay.

Last I prefer blasphemy anyway Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 17, 2011, 04:02:23 AM
Lastgentlemen prefer blondes Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 17, 2011, 07:35:07 AM
So, you doubt my gentlemanness?

Last right you are Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 17, 2011, 02:29:56 PM
Last knight or gentleman? Post
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Post by: Aggie on November 17, 2011, 03:56:09 PM
Last gentleman by day, rogue by night Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 18, 2011, 08:14:46 AM
I am the knitting* knight not the knave with the knife

Last *chainmail Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 18, 2011, 01:23:33 PM
Last Ren-faire in your future? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 19, 2011, 08:06:34 AM
More like welfare

Last admittedly I am one of these lazy unemployed* Post

*and not getting job offers or even answers to my applications, although I leave out the 'lazy' part in my preferences.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 19, 2011, 10:44:51 PM
I'm sure there must be something outside Germany, perhaps in Austria...

Last :devil2: Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 20, 2011, 02:58:43 AM
Maybe you should start your own business producing cyborgs ?

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 20, 2011, 09:13:43 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 19, 2011, 10:44:51 PM
I'm sure there must be something outside Germany, perhaps in Austria...

Last :devil2: Post

Austria is very low on the list of acceptable countries. I hate the accent, I loathe the general mindset (individual Austrians have to proof to me that they do not share it. No benefit of the doubt).

Scandinavia is still an option if I ever manage to learn one of the languages well enough.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 22, 2011, 08:08:50 PM
Your (predictable) reaction towards Austria is not too different from mine towards the US bible belt and the southern* accent. On the same token I would have a hard time considering moving anywhere in the 'south' unless they were paying a small fortune.

Last I admit that every time I hear a (white) southern accent I have to make an effort not to be prejudiced** Post

*I live in the very south of the US yet the prevalent accent here is more akin to a north eastern one.
**frequently listening to individuals with said accent and dominionist/tea party/fundie arguments doesn't help either.
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Post by: pieces o nine on November 23, 2011, 04:05:55 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 22, 2011, 08:08:50 PMLast I admit that every time I hear a (white) southern accent I have to make an effort not to be prejudiced** Post

**frequently listening to individuals with said accent and dominionist/tea party/fundie arguments doesn't help either.

This is the one prejudice I am aware of and find difficult to shake. I'm not rigid, but I'm afraid that it is my knee-jerk reaction. In my case, relatives (un burdened with rational thinking) affecting a "Dominionist" accent is where it started for me.   :-[
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 23, 2011, 04:22:05 AM
You forgot the

Last Post!!!!

:ape_dancing: :ape_dancing:
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Post by: Aggie on November 23, 2011, 04:22:45 AM
Last wait, we can't be racist about the white peoples now? rly? what if I is one?  ;) ;) ;) :P :P :P Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on November 23, 2011, 05:49:29 AM
Last   stick it to the man!    Post


Last   even if you are the man!   Post      :giggle:
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 23, 2011, 07:20:26 AM
As a Prussian I am of course obliged to dislike the Austrians (just like the Bavarians have to dislike us).

Last it's in the contract Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 25, 2011, 08:20:43 PM
I thought you were obliged to dislike the French and the Russians?

Last ;) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 25, 2011, 08:27:08 PM
No, they are obliged to dislike us, not the other way around.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 26, 2011, 01:12:39 AM
That is a little European mystery to me, nobody seems to like anybody, yet all [reluctantly] cooperate.

Last who's holding the shotgun? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 26, 2011, 08:06:34 AM
One always has too keep people around that are even more unliked than you, e.g. in order to avoid to be disliked by Mallorcinians, keep some Englishmen at hand. If you don't like people noticing the terrible results booze has on you, invite some Finns etc.

Last I hear that in Asia Australians serve as all-purpose magnets of dislike, so with some around people will start to love you instead of being revulsed Post

:mua:
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 27, 2011, 12:27:28 AM
Last sounds like the reason why us Colombians like the Arabs... Post

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 27, 2011, 08:55:45 AM
Yeah but the problem is that RW USians are unable to tell an Arab and a South American apart. According to some leading voices Hezbollah uses this to build up their forces South of the US ready to launch an invasion or some nuke-tipped missiles.
Unfortunately this is not a joke.

Last Castro is very likely in cahoots with them Post
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Post by: Aggie on November 27, 2011, 12:21:30 PM
Last most N.Amrikans are unable to tell a German from an Austrian. ;) Then again, much of the world is unable to tell a Canuck from a Yank. :P Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on November 27, 2011, 01:37:38 PM
German  (Fischkopf)
(http://www.textkontor.ch/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/Menno-Sapp%C3%A91-300x200.jpg)

Bavarians/Austrians
(http://myexpatgermany.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/oktoberfest-parade-costumes-lederhosen.jpg)

Last when you google 'lederhosen' most of the images are outrageously gay post


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Post by: Swatopluk on November 27, 2011, 04:50:56 PM
Austrians are the one with the slime trail

Last negatively prejudicial Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 27, 2011, 05:00:34 PM
Last c'mon, just because they're catholic? ;) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 27, 2011, 05:13:23 PM
You confuse cause and effect ;)

Last and those guys have only the victim card in their deck* Post

*natural GOPsters, just more 'cultured'. If US food was not beef but pork based (I said food not politics), GOPsters would probably long ago have come up with the mandatory pork consumption** proposed In Austria to drive the Muslims (and Jews) away. Why deport them or make openly discriminatory laws, if one can simply make them depart 'voluntarily' by making it a patriotic duty to violate certain religious rules?
**at least one Wiener Schnitzel per year in fromt of witnesses

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 28, 2011, 02:17:25 AM
Last then why skip the the Swiss and the minaret ban? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 28, 2011, 08:28:02 AM
The Swiss are a case (or 3-4) of their own.

Last and a very expensive one Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 28, 2011, 01:25:18 PM
Last a basketcase? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 29, 2011, 08:05:40 AM
Last a ticking one Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 29, 2011, 06:01:53 PM
You mean like the now insane murderer in Norway?

Last in a stable society isn't any criminal a mental case? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 30, 2011, 12:43:16 AM
Not to mention bird brain.

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 30, 2011, 01:40:15 AM
Don't insult birds.

Last unless we're talking about certain cuckoo birds Post
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Post by: Aggie on November 30, 2011, 02:56:20 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 29, 2011, 06:01:53 PM
Last in a stable society isn't any criminal a mental case? Post

Last yes, but in an insane society, any sane person is by definition a mental case, criminal or not Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 30, 2011, 07:54:13 AM
What is normal and what is not is based on general consensus.

We all would be considered mad/insane/not normal in the past of our own societies.

Last and at those times madness would be considered a crime per se Post
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Post by: Aggie on November 30, 2011, 04:35:38 PM
Last I'm starting to feel that our current society is going insane...  better keep quiet and play normal Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 30, 2011, 05:30:36 PM
Last Resistance is useless, you will be all ass-immolated Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 30, 2011, 05:32:10 PM
Resistance is useless until you reach a critical mass

Last and I'm very critical of masses Post
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Post by: Aggie on November 30, 2011, 05:35:21 PM
(http://brendanmitchell.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/faceborg.gif)


Last  :P Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 30, 2011, 05:39:25 PM
Also resistance falls when temperatures drop far enough

Last that's why resistance movements tended to fail during the Cold War despite their successes during (hot) WW2 Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 01, 2011, 02:28:55 AM
You may also say that resistance also goes down with pressure.

Last and aero/hydrodynamic shapes Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 01, 2011, 09:00:23 AM
That's an ambiguous statement  ;)

Last down with falling or rising pressure? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 01, 2011, 01:36:09 PM
Do I really need to explain this?

Last what a drag Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 01, 2011, 06:13:59 PM
Is the wind transvestite?

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 01, 2011, 06:49:55 PM
Only if it's a queen.

Last but what if it's a princess? Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on December 02, 2011, 05:05:49 AM
Last    well, they *do* call the wind Maria (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkmvwCpcZlM)    Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 02, 2011, 08:10:53 AM
For the Greeks of old all the winds seem to have been male.

Last Can they mate? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 03, 2011, 03:53:27 PM
We're talking about hurricanes, right?

Last and tornadoes are foreplay Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 04, 2011, 08:34:02 AM
In both cases one can get pretty screwed

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 05, 2011, 01:46:42 AM
Last what turns around comes around Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 05, 2011, 08:27:34 AM
In other words, if one turns 180° one looks in the opposite direction.

Last unless one is a subatomic particle Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 05, 2011, 08:39:24 PM

Last we all consist of subatomic particles Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 06, 2011, 03:47:37 AM
Actually it's more like a collection of electric fields, an atom is mostly empty, and particles are like balloons where the thin rubber is the energy enclosure.

Last we're made of nothing, really Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 06, 2011, 07:58:34 AM
Although people say that I am quite dense

Last they confuse mass with inertia Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on December 06, 2011, 10:02:41 AM
Others with holy communion.  Last transcendental post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on December 06, 2011, 10:03:57 AM
Others with holy communion.  Last double post, goddammit.  How the hell did that happen?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 06, 2011, 10:11:55 AM
Maybe you tried to go transcen-dental using ethernole

Last high on esoteric oils Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 06, 2011, 02:47:10 PM
Last lets keep things aromatic please Post
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Post by: Aggie on December 06, 2011, 06:08:32 PM
Last Benzo[a]Postene
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 06, 2011, 06:47:44 PM
Last but please don't burn it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 07, 2011, 12:51:21 AM
Last time I burnt anything it was my bra !

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 07, 2011, 03:33:06 AM
I don't know if I wanna know...

Last :o Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 07, 2011, 08:13:35 AM
So, you haven't worked in the kitchen since the sixties?  :mrgreen:

Last and no midnight oil? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 07, 2011, 08:53:30 AM
I have a comic postcard sent by a friend, which depicts a house going up in flames and in the foreground a women saying "well that takes care of the housework".

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 07, 2011, 08:57:38 AM
A radical (chain reaction) solution to the problem

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 07, 2011, 01:11:32 PM
Aren't those fire and brimstone types always talking about the cleansing power of fire?

Last they should definitively clean their act Post
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Post by: Aggie on December 07, 2011, 05:52:58 PM
Coincidentally, aren't those types also somewhat more likely to be gun-lovers?

Last they should switch to black-powder weapons if they want fire and brimstone Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 07, 2011, 09:57:28 PM
Doubkly so since they all need smokescreens to hide behind

Last and their smoking gnus* Post

*bovine in formal evening attire?

Edit:
Do you wnat a pice of cake?
(http://www.cakewrecks.com/storage/thumbnails/10710906-15335746-thumbnail.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1322542825168)
http://www.cakewrecks.com/storage/thumbnails/10710906-15335746-thumbnail.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1322542825168
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 09, 2011, 02:02:21 PM
Last someone needs to take marketing 101 Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 10, 2011, 08:32:56 AM
Wreckerators will always beat marketeers

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 11, 2011, 03:05:51 AM
Last they beat market expectations Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 11, 2011, 09:38:44 AM
some eyecancer would not even sell in Arabia

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 11, 2011, 05:12:35 PM
Last I'm sure they have as bad taste as everybody else Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 12, 2011, 08:45:34 AM
Yeah, but they have the money to show it without any impediment.

Last the nouveau riche notoriously fail to acquire taste together with dough Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 12, 2011, 12:14:40 PM
Last what's taste anyway? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 12, 2011, 09:55:25 PM
Depending on person it is about buds or butts.

And then there is bust
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sCeTyAXFUI

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 13, 2011, 06:15:41 PM
Not good, I love the show and these are the things that cause cancellations.

Last and they are quite safety conscious.. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 13, 2011, 08:22:20 PM
Whose safety? ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 14, 2011, 04:41:26 PM
Apparently not the neighbors of the shooting range (which BTW is closed pending investigation).

Last I'm sure they will be testing somewhere else far, far away from civilization from now on Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 15, 2011, 08:25:09 AM
You mean in Alabama?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 16, 2011, 02:26:27 PM
I didn't say they were going to hell...

Last at least one of the lower circles Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 17, 2011, 08:16:02 AM
Oh, hell is quite civilized.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 18, 2011, 04:07:18 AM
I imagine there has to be a level of sophistication.

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 18, 2011, 08:07:11 AM
Demons are natural bureaucrats (or was it the other way around?). Only civilized places have a bureaucracy.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 18, 2011, 07:13:40 PM
Well, there's the lore of contracts and small print (and the lawyers association with the devil), but I have my doubts, for one I don't see the devil as 'fair'.

Last methodology makes for predictability but I have the feeling hell should be about the opposite Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 19, 2011, 06:30:07 AM
Since when has civilisation anything to do with fairness?

Last sounds like socialism to me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 19, 2011, 02:37:47 PM
I guess you meant communism? All unfairness are layered but still predictable.

Last unless we're talking about real hell under a paranoid megalomaniac psychopath and to be honest that doesn't sound like Satan's profile Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 20, 2011, 05:56:15 AM
Last aprapos....Kim Jong-il is dead Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 20, 2011, 07:53:19 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 19, 2011, 02:37:47 PM
I guess you meant communism? All unfairness are layered but still predictable.

Last unless we're talking about real hell under a paranoid megalomaniac psychopath and to be honest that doesn't sound like Satan's profile Post

I was just talking  paranoid RW fantasies ;D

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 20, 2011, 03:58:13 PM
Talking about the brand of hell they'd want to impose on everybody...

Last it'll start with a witch hunt Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 21, 2011, 09:07:45 AM
They especially hate the idea of 'from each according to his abilities' and turn the 'to each according to his needs' on its head (who has needs more, who hasn't needs even less)

Last and making dead capital work is voodoo Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 21, 2011, 03:52:02 PM
It's more basing their whole belief in Mark 4:25

Last For he that hath, to him shall be given: and he that hath not, from him shall be taken even that which he hath. Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 22, 2011, 08:49:09 AM
Not to forget 'he wo worketh not, let him not eat either'. (I did not look up the exact King James wording here)
Quoted by pious GOPsters on a regular base.

Last Old Paul obviously never heard of the idea of involuntary unemployment Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 23, 2011, 03:53:13 AM
There is always a way to dismiss someone else's misfortune as their own fault.

Last and if they are of a different color it's even easier Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 23, 2011, 08:32:53 AM
Well, that at least was not a vice of St.Paul. At least I don't remember any racist stuff in his letters.

Last unlike some other biblical personnel I could name Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 23, 2011, 03:49:37 PM
Are we talking about Moses' genocidal tendencies?

Last the prevalent thinking of his time Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 24, 2011, 08:06:20 AM
Yeah, but I was thinking mainly of the xenophobia one can find a number of guys spewing (even in the NT).
It was Paul that got that crazy idea to go out recruiting the 'dogs'. The command to convert all peoples in the gospel is clearly retcon coming only after the missionizing of pagans outside Palestine got under way successfully.

Last business expansion and opening of the franchise Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 25, 2011, 05:17:47 AM
Abrupt subject change:

Merry X-Mas!!!

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 25, 2011, 08:51:20 AM
Yeah, but where's the snow? It's +8°C and raining

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[youtube=425,350]FWkRbX6LgTY[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWkRbX6LgTY

[youtube=425,350]Y8sO5Veb75E[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=Y8sO5Veb75E
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 25, 2011, 07:41:47 PM
No snow in FL, not this year at any rate so far (it's been a warm winter).

Last it's actually nice for a change Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 26, 2011, 03:02:18 AM
Ah! The weather thread! 12C here - warm! No rain.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 27, 2011, 05:01:09 AM
12C and no rain? Are you Britons ready to plant vines again?

Last the little ice age is long gone Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 28, 2011, 08:02:46 AM
Same dysmal weather here. Cloudy, warm and always looking lik it is going to rain any minute.

Last and I am sick (until now only stomach, fortunately) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 28, 2011, 01:51:44 PM
You ate a whole reindeer this time?

Last ;) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 29, 2011, 08:11:59 AM
Actually, I abstained from any unusual stuff the day before.

Last sick from lack of gluttony? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 29, 2011, 01:24:52 PM
That's your brain punishing you for not doing it.

Last it was expecting it Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 30, 2011, 09:03:13 AM
My primary suspect is coke and another lemonade I drank while they were still too cold.
Strangely my stomach now seems to react badly to chamomile tea (at least when it has gone room temperature)

Last now I have switched to mineral water (lowly carbonized) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 30, 2011, 03:07:33 PM
There are lots of bad reactions if you do coke...

Last ;) :P Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 31, 2011, 10:17:11 AM
Just to be clear, I was talking about caffeine not cocaine :mrgreen:

Last also overweight not wraithing Post
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Post by: Aggie on December 31, 2011, 06:14:39 PM
Terrible stuff; I'm helplessly addicted and rarely a day goes by where I have the willpower to refuse it. ;)

Last Camellia, Coffea and Ilex, not Erythroxylum Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 31, 2011, 06:41:59 PM
Last at least you're avoiding guaraná Post
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Post by: Aggie on December 31, 2011, 06:51:14 PM
Oh! I forgot about Paullinia! I rarely take it directly, and have never (to my knowledge) had a significant amount of kola nut, either.

Last I do like a bit of Areca occasionally, though Post

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 31, 2011, 10:57:09 PM
You got me looking and now I'm intrigued by a study that supposedly helped lower weight by taking guaraná, yerba mate and damiana (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turnera_diffusa) but I suspect such concoction wouldn't be good for your weight or your lofty goals... ;)

Last BTW Post

Happy New Year!!
:fireworks_fire: :fireworks_spread: :fireworks_smile: :fireworks_toss:
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Post by: Aggie on December 31, 2011, 11:18:45 PM
I saw something about that in Wikipedia.  Damiana seemed an odd fit there. It's a nice herb, but I usually think of it as a relaxant rather than a stimulant / metabolism booster.

Last it'd be an easy tea to prepare at home, though, and probably would taste nice too Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 01, 2012, 12:56:34 AM
But, will it raise your libido?

Last :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Post
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Post by: Aggie on January 01, 2012, 01:46:25 AM
One of my other stimulants of choice is ginseng extract, so it'd be a little tough to sort out.  :nervous:

There are lots of reputed aphrodisiacs, but I figure the best must those that celibate orders are told to avoid. 

Last besides, I don't mind the boost at the moment, nor does my significant other Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 01, 2012, 03:43:53 AM
2012 here.

Last Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 01, 2012, 09:41:23 AM
The Samoans lacked patience and crossed the international dateline to have it 24 hours earlier.

Last and to get closer to the Aussies Post

And now for something completely different (and admittedly slightly late)
http://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2011/12/20/this-is-why-you-always-knock.html
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 01, 2012, 05:49:04 PM
Very... suggestive...

Last I wonder if that story has a happy ending Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on January 01, 2012, 09:39:34 PM
Don't panic!   I have the  LAST POST safe here in the Ocean o'Sand for the start of 2012.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 02, 2012, 03:07:18 AM
Are you in the Sahara now?

Last extreme Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 02, 2012, 09:04:46 AM
The Last Post abducted to Egypt?

Last impressed on denial Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 02, 2012, 01:33:25 PM
Alternatives can be in Namibia or Mongolia.

Last or the Atacama desert in South America Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on January 02, 2012, 08:40:08 PM
The Ocean o'Sand is located in thee desolation of Middle America. Swato is correct in that denial helps, somewhat...


Last   DESOLATED DENIAL   Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 02, 2012, 09:56:27 PM
A desolated desert devoid of reason?

Last DDD Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on January 03, 2012, 02:54:06 AM
Last      "Incredible... it's even worse than I thought it would be"      Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 03, 2012, 09:41:53 AM
Ocean of Sand
Sea of Sand
Sea without Water
The Empty Quarter
The Desert Red
The Hungry Steppe
The Place without Surge or Ebb

Last please locate all these places Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 03, 2012, 02:33:45 PM
I don't want to.

Last once the sand is on my eyes I'm in no mood for quizzes Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on January 04, 2012, 07:00:29 AM
Last   the Ocean o'Sand is pert near t'the Sandhills, thus the term; the rest I cannot vouch for   Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 04, 2012, 09:19:36 AM
Then you might instead answer the question of how to catch a lion in the desert with mathematical means.

Last I think we had that one once already Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 04, 2012, 04:41:21 PM
With enough statistical data and a bit of triangulation it should be quite simple.

Last weighted averages Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 05, 2012, 10:18:09 AM
The probability method:
Needed: Laplace dice, Laplace wheel, Gaussian bell
One cycles on the Laplace wheel through the desert until a lion is sighted, then one throws the dice at it until it comes running towards you, then you put the bell on it (under which it will be caught with probability 1 = 100%)

Second probability method:
Put the cage in the desert. The probability of a lion being in the cage is not zero, so waithing long enough will do. One has just to close the door once the lion is inside.

Nested intervals method (aka Bolzano-Weierstraß method):
One dived the desert by a North-South fence and checks in which half there is a lion
Then one divdes that half with an East-West fence and checks in which side the lion is.
Repeat with step one
This way the lion can get fenced in as tightly as needed.

These are just a few of the numerous recorded methods.

Of course there are also physical and chemical methods like using lion-selective membranes to sieve the desert. Everything but lions will pass through. According to Heisenberg location and movement cannot be measured excatly at the same time. Therefore it is futile to try to catch a moving lion. Motionless lions on the other hand are of course easy to catch.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 05, 2012, 05:06:42 PM
I'm sure that if you do some geometric exercises in the savannah using zebra patterns they will be interested enough to go to you.

Last interested party Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 06, 2012, 04:27:55 AM
I'm content to reckon the probablity on the zebra crossing (UK traffic stopping device) thaat the next stripe will be black, or white.

Last Abbey Road Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 06, 2012, 08:40:19 AM
Be careful about zebra crossings and logic

Last Douglas Adams (http://thinkexist.com/quotation/now_it_is_such_a_bizarrely_improbable_coincidence/345641.html) Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 08, 2012, 03:21:13 PM
Last I rather vanish on a puff of logic Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 08, 2012, 07:26:38 PM
Last I get puffy when I walk Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 09, 2012, 09:34:58 AM
As long as you don't get too aloof...

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 13, 2012, 05:00:19 PM
You have held the

Last Post

for way too much time, is no one else paying attention?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 14, 2012, 09:19:59 AM
I was already tempted to take it away from me myself :mrgreen:

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 14, 2012, 04:45:44 PM
Don't give into temptation!

Last guilty Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 15, 2012, 09:31:57 AM
As far as the Last Post is concerned taking is indeed more gratifying than giving.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 15, 2012, 05:19:47 PM
Last so you're into self gratification.. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 16, 2012, 08:55:17 AM
Well of course.

Who else would do it?

Last Why do you think I am single? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 16, 2012, 03:46:52 PM
Actually I would think it's the other way around.

Last you are single, therefore... Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 17, 2012, 02:19:44 AM
Pure laziness on my part.

Though I have noticed a drop in number of posts overall in the last week or so. (by me included).

Last maybe the board is worn out Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 17, 2012, 10:20:10 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 16, 2012, 03:46:52 PM
Actually I would think it's the other way around.

Last you are single, therefore... Post

Feedback loop

Last Post

Quote from: Griffin NoName on January 17, 2012, 02:19:44 AM
Pure laziness on my part.

Though I have noticed a drop in number of posts overall in the last week or so. (by me included).

Last maybe the board is worn out Post

I hope not.

Let this not be the Last Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on January 17, 2012, 10:59:40 AM
Last getting back in gear after the holidays, will post more post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 17, 2012, 11:14:17 AM
And someone get the beagle from hibernation!

Last and summon the Qwerty! Post

Maybe this educational prawn will help
[youtube=425,350]H108mSSov3A[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H108mSSov3A
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 17, 2012, 03:49:09 PM
If I haven't been more active is because I have been quite busy with work and opera.

But I still can take the Last Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 18, 2012, 08:35:42 AM
But without constant activity and vigilance, you are goind to lose the Last Post within a very short amount of time.

Last someone is decreasing your half-life Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 18, 2012, 10:06:11 AM
If you're Swato, you'll just take it back again in a short amount of time due to said constant activity and vigilance.

Last Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 18, 2012, 10:27:41 AM
Indeed (a properly spoken 'indeed' says more than 1000 words)
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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 19, 2012, 05:30:00 AM
I'm trying to get at a file that's evidently in the archives of the University of Berlin, but not speaking the language makes it impossible to even find it. :P If I can find it, I can get it translated, but getting my hands on it is the problem.

Last damn my practicality in choosing Spanish Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 19, 2012, 08:20:38 AM
Which university? Depending on how you count there are 3 or more.
Freie Universität (FU)
Technische Universität (TU)
Humboldt-Universität (HU)
Universität (formerly Akademie) der Künste

If it is at the TU I might be able to help directly, otherwise maybe indirectly.
And by now you may find people with at least a basic knowledge of English at those institutions.


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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 19, 2012, 04:16:38 PM
Ah, whichever one dealt with economics in the mid 1930s. D: The article I found that referenced the file didn't specify which one of those it was, and info on the dude I'm looking for is hard to come by. I looked for a way to get in touch with someone in the archives who speaks English, but there's nothing I found on FU or HU's pages that allowed me to contact them (at least in English).

Thank you for the offer to help, whether or not you can do so. :) <3

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 20, 2012, 09:18:06 AM
In the 1930ies none of those had the names they have today and the FU did not yet exist.

The TU was the Technische Hochschule Berlin or Technische Hochschule Charlottenburg
The HU was the Friedrich-Wilhelms-Universität or simply Berliner Universität

both changed the name after WW2.

I forgot the Akademie der Wissenschaften, which is not a university in the narrow sense but has vast archives (although quite a bit got destroyed in WW2. Trying to flatten a city by incendiaries does that occasionally).

Do you have the web addresses for the online catalogue(s)?
Any concrete info (author, title etc.)?

The HU libraries are a wee bit spread out over the city. I can reach the closest in a bit above half an hour, the farthest would be more like two hours (I am in the far NW, it is in the far SE)

Last far too serious for this thread Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 20, 2012, 06:36:55 PM
In the mean time I'll do a

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shooting. :mrgreen:
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 20, 2012, 08:12:13 PM
Last penalties for deviation Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 20, 2012, 09:13:49 PM
Last standard? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 20, 2012, 11:46:08 PM
If we had standards we would not be on this thread :mrgreen:

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Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 20, 2012, 11:53:50 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on January 20, 2012, 09:18:06 AM
far too serious for this thread
Should I PM you instead?


Last oops Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 21, 2012, 12:06:02 AM
That would be an option. But the damage has already been done ;)
I am guilty of such stuff too of course, since this is the most-read thread (and the word association thread would be even more inappropriate)

Iirc we have some threads for calls for help/assistance somewhere.

Last we should all be collectively ashamed Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on January 21, 2012, 05:39:27 AM
Last   I do not think so;  ^ this has been entertaining/educational!   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 21, 2012, 08:57:32 AM
This one is about the lastness of the post not education.

Last I may tolerate entertaiment ;) Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 22, 2012, 04:45:30 AM
Last and entertain toleration? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 22, 2012, 09:41:06 AM
Last occasionally and not in excess Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 22, 2012, 03:24:12 PM
Last you exceeded my expectations Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on January 22, 2012, 06:58:35 PM
Last   it's what you INspect, not what you EXspect that counts   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 22, 2012, 09:33:04 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on January 21, 2012, 12:06:02 AM
That would be an option. But the damage has already been done ;)
I am guilty of such stuff too of course, since this is the most-read thread (and the word association thread would be even more inappropriate)

Iirc we have some threads for calls for help/assistance somewhere.
I thought about that was but was mostly bitching (and didn't really expect the offer for help, so extra extra thank you :3). But I'll start a thread, I think.


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 23, 2012, 01:12:49 AM
How dare you?

Last :P Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 23, 2012, 08:32:40 AM
Last threadbare Post

And now for something completely different
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU6U-8LP1DY
[youtube=425,350]uU6U-8LP1DY[/youtube]
This kid truly has a career in front of it

But this is outright disturbing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy_JjBJAKOA
[youtube=425,350]Uy_JjBJAKOA[/youtube]
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 23, 2012, 03:43:49 PM
You have have to give communism the credit for the abstract metaphors.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 23, 2012, 09:12:41 PM
Is it commie or just common Czech weirdness?  :mrgreen:

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Post by: Aggie on January 24, 2012, 06:24:44 AM
I need Kiyo to come back and teach us how to make rum from sugar beets...

Last sugar cane is hard to grow here Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 24, 2012, 08:58:30 AM
But then the result will not be rum

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Post by: Aggie on January 24, 2012, 05:53:02 PM
Tuzemák, actually.... but it's generally regarded as being Czech rum.


Last would be fit for the Last Saskatchewan Pirate, I'm sure Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 24, 2012, 06:04:52 PM
I guess I could send Kiyo a message on FB, who knows, he may drop by.

Last BTW isn't some vodka made from beets? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 24, 2012, 07:02:33 PM
I thought vodka was made from potatos.

I just checked. Originally rye, later potatos (and occasionally molasses), today from everything containig carbohydrates (esp. outside Russia).
It has been rumored that Mendeleev (the one with the periodic system of chemical elements) is the inventor of the potato vodka.

Last P(r)ost
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Post by: Aggie on January 24, 2012, 08:17:21 PM
I think we make rye from rye, here.  The only 'Canadian' rum I can think of is Newfoundland Screech (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newfoundland_Screech).  Not bad stuff, and usually well-priced.

Last trying to picture what a Jamaican-born, Newfoundland-raised person would be like...  probably very fun to be around. Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 24, 2012, 08:27:01 PM
Since I do not drink high octane stuff (and very little low octane) I do not really care what the booze has been made out.

Last methyl, ethyl, propyl Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 24, 2012, 08:47:15 PM
My preference is generally barley-based beverages, although my tastes run fairly high-octane on those. Actually, I've quit drinking temporarily because I don't have any 'single-drink' beer in the house - everything is over 650 ml and/or 8% alcohol. My holy grail of beer would be a brew that tops out at around 3% alcohol, but with the flavour profile of all the dark, dirty and dangerous beers I prefer. I do enjoy easier-to-drink Czech and some German styles for summer sipping, but especially in the winter I prefer the more extreme Belgian styles. It's rare that I'll drink two of the same beers in a row if I have a choice in the matter.

Last stay away from (8E,10E,12E,14S)-heptadeca-8,10,12-triene-4,6-diyne-1,14-diol Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 24, 2012, 10:06:03 PM
Beer is nice from time to time but I still prefer wine.

Last choose your poison Post
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Post by: Aggie on January 24, 2012, 10:16:24 PM
Choose my price-point, here.  I like wine (and scotch for that matter), but good cheap wine is not available here.  Domestic microbrews and good imports are easy to get, and are much more affordable in terms of single-unit consumption (they also hold their own with most drinkable wine in terms of alcoholic content, considering I like the high-test stuff).

I'm more than a bit of a beer buff, and perhaps because I'm relatively uninitiated in wine I find that there is more variety in flavour / colour / body / mouthfeel across the beer spectrum than with wine. Shame, really - I live in one of the major Canadian wine regions, but then again there's a brewery in dang near any town.

I like spirits on occasion, but feel they often lack the full drinking experience that you get with a beer. The best solution I've found is to pair a bit of rum (neat or on the rocks) alongside a nice slow-sipping pint like Guinness. The latter's a bit watery and flavourless, but it's low-alcohol and has great mouthfeel.  The rum on the side gives a nice contrast - clean, flavourful and good alcohol notes.

Last surprisingly, this doesn't promote faster drinking; I think one takes smaller sips of the beer because the rum puts you in a sipping mood Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 25, 2012, 12:05:05 AM
Last nothing to say Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 25, 2012, 12:21:04 AM
Last don't keep us in the dark Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 25, 2012, 08:29:55 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 24, 2012, 10:06:03 PM
Last choose your poison Post

That's the opportunity to bring up this old song again
[youtube=425,350]T9MuEA2eF8c[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9MuEA2eF8c

Last make a list of all mentioned drinks Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 25, 2012, 03:32:44 PM
Last my poison today is white powder - pure crystalline dihydrogen monoxide Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 25, 2012, 08:50:21 PM
There was some renewed talk about the squidlings in some threads these days, including one about eating some after they overdid sunbathing and fried themselves. By chance I bought some battered calamari* this evening and somehow my mind wandered to the classic Max & Moritz (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_and_Moritz) story, in particular the sixth trick.
I got the idea that this classic could be rewritten (fully or in parts) to feature the exploits of naughty squidlings.
I fear that may surpass my poetic abilities (and definitely my drawing talent) but I could at least give it a try.
Does somebody here have some good ideas? Or even thinks that (s)he could take over the graphic part?
In case of a positive response I might open a thread for this.

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*in order to avoid confusion: not traumatized squidlings from the mistreated animal shelter
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 26, 2012, 04:02:41 PM
Hmm... no Swato lurking? He's had it for far too long, so I'll take the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 26, 2012, 08:11:21 PM
Of course I am around to relieve you of it

Last but I will not relieve on it, promise Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 26, 2012, 10:00:39 PM
Swato is now lurking, so I'll settle for momentary ownership of the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 26, 2012, 10:13:48 PM
Don't forget the tentacles

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 27, 2012, 03:10:00 AM
I don't know why exactly, but that put the image of an octopod-shaped tent in my mind.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 27, 2012, 04:57:32 AM
Drive by!

Last (http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k162/tresa_cho/macros/mothereffingshark.gif) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 27, 2012, 05:22:03 AM
A rather pedestrian walk-by snagging of the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 27, 2012, 09:12:05 AM
First thing in the morning: taking the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 27, 2012, 05:30:13 PM
And holding it for entirely too long, in my humble opinion. ;)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 27, 2012, 06:02:42 PM
Is it my faultr, if people ignore the take-by date?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 27, 2012, 06:24:36 PM
Not your fault at all...  I will commend you on your efforts by taking the

Last Post

thus letting you take it again.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 27, 2012, 06:28:11 PM
I take it you don't take it well?

Last still eating snow Aggie? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 27, 2012, 07:05:44 PM
Still present and ready to take it
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 28, 2012, 01:16:50 AM
I rather not take it but make it.

Last how are you taking it? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 28, 2012, 02:32:36 AM
Last where are you taking it to? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on January 28, 2012, 06:12:02 AM
Wherever Putin!Crab is going?

Last (http://i.imgur.com/uGquw.gif) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 28, 2012, 10:58:26 AM
Sideways, always sideways.

Last off-road Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 28, 2012, 06:20:36 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 27, 2012, 06:28:11 PM
still eating snow Aggie?

It's snowing.... I'm taking the Last Post skiing with me. :)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 29, 2012, 09:01:57 AM
A bit of snow here has somehow survived the night too

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 29, 2012, 11:22:57 PM
I've seen snow in the ground in the mountains in Colombia.

Last I've never seen falling snow, though Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 29, 2012, 11:46:16 PM
Too tired to take the

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 30, 2012, 04:51:11 AM
Last tired but effective Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 30, 2012, 06:34:48 AM
West of you, and still awake enough to take the

Last Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 30, 2012, 09:10:34 AM
The snow is still there although it is sunny. It looks cold outside.

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 30, 2012, 03:37:04 PM
Last cool! ;) Post
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Post by: Aggie on January 31, 2012, 06:49:14 AM
[youtube=425,350]wRSYWyhZvUA[/youtube]

The animal's fiesta song at 4:45 is priceless.  :mrgreen:

Last :ROFL: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 31, 2012, 09:14:04 AM
Have to wait to watch it with sound since this PC doesn't have that.

Last deferred gratification Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 31, 2012, 04:11:39 PM
Deferred gratification is one of the markers for success in life.

Last marked man Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on February 01, 2012, 04:06:48 AM
Last    take a gander at what those little animals say in different languages (http://www.eleceng.adelaide.edu.au/personal/dabbott/animal.html)   Post




chikkin:   gut gut gdak
duck:      pa-pa-pa
pig:         boo boo
donkey:  ioh ioh
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 01, 2012, 09:25:23 AM
There is of course the Wau-wau Theorie (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bow-wow_theory) of the origin of human language.

Last not to be confused with Pow wow (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pow_wow) Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 01, 2012, 06:04:56 PM
Last some kung pow chicken? Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on February 01, 2012, 08:18:35 PM
Last   everybody wang chung tonight   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 02, 2012, 05:32:44 AM
Last everybody's wang what? ;) :P :mrgreen: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 02, 2012, 09:46:55 AM
Last I only know Maggy Cheung Post
(http://myac.asia/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/121.jpg)
http://myac.asia/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/121.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 02, 2012, 11:25:41 PM
I didn't know her.

Last but now I want to Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 03, 2012, 09:28:34 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 02, 2012, 11:25:41 PM
I didn't know her.

Last but now I want to Post

I guess Chinese movies are not your strong set (even such international blockbuster like Hero (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FX4iD17m5o))

Last orgy of colour* Post

not to be confused with orgy in colour aka Sex and Zen 3D  ;)
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 03, 2012, 06:46:31 PM
Last all goes over my head Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on February 04, 2012, 05:08:50 AM
Last    really, isn't that preferable to going to  your head    Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 04, 2012, 08:55:34 AM
For the sake of any adults in the room, I'll avoid the all to obvious double entendres.

Last is or has sex an oral tradition?* Post
*I mean apart from the obsession Oral Roberts (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKM2p8NLv1w) University has with it
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 04, 2012, 04:18:32 PM
I saw Hero, but I'm faaaar from remembering who was in the cast.

Last I'm bad with names Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 05, 2012, 09:21:19 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 04, 2012, 04:18:32 PM
Last I'm bad with names Post

Last ditto Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 05, 2012, 08:20:45 PM
Last tired backstage Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 06, 2012, 09:14:22 AM
Is that better than retired on stage?

Last Post

In unrelated news: Those Icelanders are weird
[youtube=425,350]2P5yCT5AY1o[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5yCT5AY1o
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 06, 2012, 05:07:54 PM
Last too comfortable with their bodily functions, apparently Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 07, 2012, 03:17:57 AM
Last is to go viral in the dictionary? Post
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Post by: Aggie on February 07, 2012, 07:07:51 AM
 :desperate: @ Swato

Something about living on isolated islands makes for strange cultures.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a4/Everyone_Poops.jpg)

Last I'm a sucker for potty humour Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 07, 2012, 07:56:38 AM
There is of course also a scientific way to talk about that
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Ue2IukNxL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Ue2IukNxL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 07, 2012, 01:18:47 PM
Last vaporum have no decorum Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 07, 2012, 05:43:47 PM
Last no decorum in the forum Post - all groan
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 07, 2012, 05:51:12 PM
Last but it doesn't have to be this way! :mrgreen: Post
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Post by: Aggie on February 07, 2012, 06:29:55 PM
Last I thought the English were enamoured of bowel humour, although I may be biased due to exposure to the English side of the family and Roald Dahl Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 07, 2012, 08:03:40 PM
The English do laugh at bowel humour. Seems to start around the age of three. Although my grandson is more interested in a differemt part of the anatomy, asked to make grandma (me) laugh he came up to me and said "bosoms" and fell about laughimg. 

Last we also like banana skins Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 07, 2012, 08:55:55 PM
Last Bosoms? How poetic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on February 08, 2012, 02:01:35 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on February 07, 2012, 08:03:40 PMAlthough my grandson is more interested in a differemt part of the anatomy, asked to make grandma (me) laugh he came up to me and said "bosoms" and fell about laughimg. 
Last   friend's toddler said 'bazooms' & was pleased  (though confused)  with our snorting-with-laughter-reactions   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 08, 2012, 08:30:21 AM
I get the impression (mainly from movies) that East Asia has not yet developed beyond bowel and pie-in-the-face humor, although I hear that Monty Python fans exist in Japan and China.

Last also many East Asian filmmakers seem to be on controlled substances, given the weird movies they create Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 08, 2012, 05:17:57 PM
Last weird is relative, besides we only see a fraction of what they do Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 08, 2012, 06:32:32 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on February 08, 2012, 08:30:21 AM
I get the impression (mainly from movies) that East Asia has not yet developed beyond bowel and pie-in-the-face humor, although I hear that Monty Python fans exist in Japan and China.

Korean film humour seems also to consist largely of men enduring prolonged humiliation by women. ::)

Last apparently, it's funny because it's true :P Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 08, 2012, 09:15:49 PM
[Possibly sexist comment below]
For some reason I'm under the impression that in a non chauvinistic world women have an absolute advantage in many aspects. That in no way advocates any form of chauvinism or discrimination, is more like an evolutionary description in which dominant males (mammals in most cases) are replaced by choosy females (birds in most cases), for instance, in mammals a strong male can force (aka rape) a female, but a male bird has a significantly harder time doing so and as a response, male birds are more attractive than females. If chauvinistic urges are removed from society I see how the trend would move toward a bird-type paradigm.
[/]

Last or I am closeted chauvinistic male? ;) Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on February 09, 2012, 05:06:49 AM
There are some (human!) mammals that let the females choose.

I saw a respectful documentary on the Wodaabe Gerewol ceremony long ago and have always remembered the effort the young men put into showcasing large, bright eyes, a bright, healthy smile, and a strong, fit body.  (I also smile to imagine the horror of middle-class, middle-American males at the very thought!)

(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRNQRyyyRYRpDmXWEa5dR1AQM1_OQBIcTInF-qlt1nkUyBFPf_sId0ISikO)
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Post by: Aggie on February 09, 2012, 05:08:07 AM
It depends on resources.  Much of the chauvinistic behaviour of the past was based on circumstances where reproduction was the 'resource' of concern for males, and females didn't have much choice in the matter.  Men battled men directly for social dominance and access to resources for which to feed their wives and children, and to a large degree mate selection fell out of that hierarchy based on male-male interactions (not totally unrelated to some primate systems, but also uniquely human in that it was usually semi-monogamous).

In societies or social classes that have permitted free choice of mates, there has always been some mutual showing-off with regards to men and women. Women have obviously evolved purely ornamental secondary sexual characteristics (male bird/fish model), which is quite anomalous among mammals....  I'm struggling to identify a good example, other than perhaps the spotted hyena. This tends to back up your assertion somewhat, and deny it at the same time - it's not that men would have to turn into 'pretty boys' without chauvinism, but that women are using their SSCs to compete for access for top-resource males, and in turn men have to compete for access to resources to secure the most attractive women.  This can give women the upper hand without chauvinism, certainly, but doesn't negate intra-male power struggles.  I'm not sure that there's a directly analogous situation anywhere in the animal kingdom.

There are multiple resources at play in western society today, from the perspective of men and women.  Depending on the person and what philosophy they subscribe to, the 'resource' they are competing may be social status, sexual ability, material wealth, physical beauty, emotional support or a vague collection of intangibles.  It's largely removed from reproduction (certain of these resources are more closely tied to a woman's desire to reproduce rather than just copulate with a particular man, but total reproductive output generally isn't), so it's a purely cultural phenomenon.

The 'flashy male' also has several flavours, which can range frem metro to macho, depending on the cultural overlay. Our extended adolescence (i.e. the years where one is culturally permitted to engage in non-reproductive sex without choosing a life partner) has de-emphasized resource control for younger males of certain social classes, but it's still a big deal in long-term mate selection.

In a hunter/gatherer evolutionary setting where resources may be shared among a small group rather than focused on a single household, presumably a young male's worth would have more to do with his hunting skills and cooperative ability/political connections than his net worth.

Last lengthy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 09, 2012, 09:17:50 AM
Quote from: Aggie on February 08, 2012, 06:32:32 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on February 08, 2012, 08:30:21 AM
I get the impression (mainly from movies) that East Asia has not yet developed beyond bowel and pie-in-the-face humor, although I hear that Monty Python fans exist in Japan and China.

Korean film humour seems also to consist largely of men enduring prolonged humiliation by women. ::)

Last apparently, it's funny because it's true :P Post


They also seem to be experts for veeeeery long unhappy endings. And even in the few cases were not everything ends in tears, it is usually bittersweet.

Last Koreans seem to be very sentimental Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 10, 2012, 01:15:19 AM
Quote from: Aggie on February 09, 2012, 05:08:07 AM
It depends on resources.  ................more to do with his hunting skills and cooperative ability/political connections than his net worth.


^^what Aggie said but don't think quoting it all would be helpful.

I disagree. Male and female humans make up their minds about each other in the first 3 seconds. It's all utterly geared to passing genes on. Anything social is mere window dressing.

LastThe Selfish Gene Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 10, 2012, 08:27:22 AM
I'll agree to disagree, mostly because I'm a specialist in the slow development of attraction.  I grow on people slowly... like a fungus.  ;)

There's a lot of crotch-level thinking and I don't dispute that first impressions are often the most powerful, but social status/class/subcultural signals quite often override the basic biology in those first three seconds.

from the male perspective, if the physical act of passing gametes on was the only consideration, the potential mate list is MUCH bigger than when social and interpersonal considerations are involved.

Quote from: Swatopluk on February 09, 2012, 09:17:50 AM
They also seem to be experts for veeeeery long unhappy endings. And even in the few cases were not everything ends in tears, it is usually bittersweet.

I'd agree, from direct experience. A bittersweet ending seems fitting. Perhaps Koreans expect life to be like kimchi.

Last Bitter, sweet, salty, sour, spicy and pungent Post

EDIT: Confirmation of the theory:
http://emanuelle9.multiply.com/links/item/34?&show_interstitial=1&u=%2Flinks%2Fitem
QuoteVery interestingly, life of a man is similar to the life of Kimchi. Kimchi' tastes are bitter, spicy, sour, sweet, and even puckery. These five kinds of tastes are exactly same as those of the human life. Through the process of fermentation, Kimchi generates lots of live micro-organisms. But, surprisingly, those that are profitable to human being collaborate with each other to push out the harmful ones. This is like love and sincerity of a person can be the sources of overcoming frustration and disappointment.

When all kinds of ingredients, that apparently don't' look to match with each other, are blended in together and pass through all those processes, then finally Kimchi is complete to produce such a profound taste. In human life, many, who have different personalities and goals, meet with each other, become to understand and love each other, and pass through a process of being 'fermented' to form a new family. Kimchi's life is just same as that of the human life.

(in reference to a Korean TV drama called Kimchi Family - I've never seen it.  The only drama I watched much of was Dae Jang Geum, which I'm a big fan of)
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 10, 2012, 09:17:38 AM
Who let seriousness into the threat again?  ;)

Although I think there can be attraction at first sight, my own experience with serious feelings (never successful, I might add) is different.  In the two cases where I fell seriously in love, I knew the girl in case for quite a long time (about 7 years in the first and about 2 years in the second) but they showed up on the radar only as as 'female body; designation <name>', not on the 'target' list (which was by no means empty).
No success in courtship.
#1 ignored it, became the first in our class to marry and died exactly 12 years ago of cancer :pillar: :candle: :tlite: :rip: :tlite: :candle: :pillar:  (picture from the last time I saw her at a class reunion)
#2 might have become interested but was already taken (and from what I get with some superficial googling she has a very successful and steep academic career unlike yours truly who took an eternity to even finish his PhD).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 10, 2012, 05:28:42 PM
I was lucky with my wife, then again we knew each other for almost 10 years before we started dating, and I was always interested.

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 11, 2012, 09:19:44 AM
The cemetery visit yesterday brought a nasty surprise. She got joined by her younger sister since my last visit. According to the dates at the same age (26), and I have the suspicion that the cause of death may therefore be the same (pure speculation on my part). Iirc that leaves only their in-between brother (who could not get that gender-specific cancer).

Last sad Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 11, 2012, 04:12:39 PM
Last :( Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 11, 2012, 06:07:35 PM
I got off easy. What if she had fallen in love with me and then died while in a relationship with me.

Last that would have been, I think, much worse Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 12, 2012, 06:00:28 AM
Last never easy Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 12, 2012, 09:39:21 AM
Last that's why I support the 'cynics are lapsed romantics' theory Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 12, 2012, 05:15:55 PM
Last we certainly are Post
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Post by: Aggie on February 12, 2012, 06:23:55 PM
Last I'd say 'frustrated romantics'. It's redeemable Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 12, 2012, 06:58:17 PM
That makes sense.

Last I'm a lapsed catholic and I'm way past redemption :mrgreen: Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 13, 2012, 03:43:05 AM
Last isn't redemption what one gets for green shield stamps? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 13, 2012, 08:15:21 AM
Last does not redemption literally mean buyback?* Post

Does that imply HE treats us like stocks
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on February 13, 2012, 10:00:39 AM
Last there's money in religion post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 13, 2012, 10:07:41 AM
Well, that's what Ron HUbbard said.

Last what if Jesus had written bad ScFi? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 13, 2012, 02:58:57 PM
He didn't write anything.

Last it's mostly fiction anyway Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 14, 2012, 06:34:34 AM
Well, his followers may have disappeared his youthful indiscretions. ;)

Last like all his apprentice carpentry is lost to history Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on February 14, 2012, 09:39:48 AM
Yeah, well, so JC was a lousy chiseller.  It comes down to money, every time.  Last post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 14, 2012, 11:24:27 AM
Given the posthumous success of original drawings and paintings of one Adolf Hitler (and fake diaries for that matter), original Jesus carpentry would yield high prices. I assume though that the pieces would be shredded and sold by the milligram (as with the fibres from the 'original' shroud and the 'original' cross at times when officially the complete versions were still in existence.

Last not to forget the dozen foreskins and gowns that each owner* claims to be the original Post

except Trier, this holy garment is officially a second degree contact relic (Berührungsreliquie zweiter Art), i.e. it was made as a copy of the original and brought into controlled contact with an object that had come into contact with the original. Holiness works like germs or radioactivity it seems.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 14, 2012, 07:56:31 PM
Last no holiness, no sanctity Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 15, 2012, 09:05:21 AM
You mean without holes it cannot be holy?

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 15, 2012, 07:59:18 PM
Last Mother Earth would agree with that statement ;) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 16, 2012, 09:19:07 AM
Drill for babies, drill!

Last channeling the inner Palin Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 16, 2012, 03:24:48 PM
Last please channel Michael Palin instead Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 17, 2012, 09:13:15 AM
Like this?
(http://mtglair.de/img/python/Gumby.jpg)
http://mtglair.de/img/python/Gumby.jpg

Last (http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/41605_233975307110_7453313_q.jpg)Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 17, 2012, 04:42:53 PM
Last that's a channel worth keeping Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 18, 2012, 08:45:42 AM
Has a python ever swum the (English) Channel?

Last might be a wee bit cold for them Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 18, 2012, 10:53:59 PM
Last perhaps in the summer Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 18, 2012, 10:57:42 PM
I think the channel is cold all year long

Last the python would need a thermo-suit Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on February 19, 2012, 12:46:03 PM
Another successful comedian, David Walliams, swam it on 4 July 2006.  He has performed various other loony swimming exploits as well; all for charity.
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 19, 2012, 01:27:02 PM
Does walking on water count?

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 19, 2012, 10:43:27 PM
Last only if you're able to catch the irony Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 19, 2012, 11:52:12 PM
Iron is not a good swimmer

Last unless hollow Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 20, 2012, 01:32:21 AM
Last golf iron's are hollow Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 20, 2012, 01:40:40 AM
There will be trouble in the Iran Gulf soon.

Last there are also rumors that th pope could be catholic Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 20, 2012, 05:52:06 AM
How can they say that about the pope?

Last people have no shame Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 20, 2012, 12:36:09 PM
It's the popeulist way

Last et in terra ohropax (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohropax) Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 20, 2012, 04:51:59 PM
That reminds me a variation of a saying in Spanish quite hard to translate, the original saying more or less goes 'to foolish words, deaf ears' (a palabras necias oídos sordos), but variation: 'a palabras embarazosas oídos anticonceptivos' (to embarrassing words, contraceptive ears) uses a the double meaning of the word embarazoso (embarrassed) because the root of the word in Spanish comes from the word 'pregnant' (embarazado/a).

Last long and unwarranted explanation Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 20, 2012, 09:58:01 PM
The word liberal also has a different meaning in Spanish.

Last don't say that you read or work for liberal magazines ;) Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on February 21, 2012, 09:43:29 AM
last Estoy constipado post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 21, 2012, 09:56:35 AM
Last so you are looking for relief through release? Post

Btw, we have a palindrome day (outside English speaking countries with their strange date notation).

21.02.2012
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on February 21, 2012, 01:16:52 PM
The UK uses that notation, too.

Last blame the Murricans  post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 21, 2012, 01:24:45 PM
I thought the UK belonged to the English speaking countries ;)

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 21, 2012, 02:54:31 PM
I'm positive there are lots of murricans that think that the English don't speak English.

Last liberal* usually has the same meaning in Spanish plus the meaning of open minded/liberated/etc at least in Latin America** Post

*There are plenty of Liberal parties around, some were or are quite dominant.

**In Spain it may mean sexually liberated, and occasionally that same meaning is used in LatAm but only in context.
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 21, 2012, 05:12:30 PM
I know that in Cuba 'liberal magazine' means ..eh..page-3-girls on every page.

Last in French luxurieuse also does not means luxurious Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 21, 2012, 05:19:02 PM
They would be very disappointed if they go to Colombia to the offices of the Liberal party.

Last the usual debauchery happens there but nothing public, mind you Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 21, 2012, 06:12:31 PM
Iche esse lieber Aal

Last actually not, I prefer smoked salmon or trout Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 21, 2012, 06:18:08 PM
Last never tried eel Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 21, 2012, 06:21:53 PM
Do they have their name because they are eelongated?

Last Post
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Post by: Aggie on February 21, 2012, 06:36:48 PM
I'd speculate that their reputation (as an aphrodisiac) comes from their elongated shape.


Last I like eel, but was creeped out by the tanks of live lamprey I saw outside restaurants in Korea. Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 21, 2012, 09:43:20 PM
Last Is that one of those live food dishes? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 21, 2012, 11:04:57 PM
I propose we start with insects and work up the foodchain from there

Last Renfield Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on February 22, 2012, 03:16:07 AM
Last     the blood is the life     Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 22, 2012, 09:35:24 AM
I never drink ... horse piss

Last Pratchettean Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 22, 2012, 12:27:11 PM
Last still 95% water post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 23, 2012, 08:58:25 PM
That shows how inefficient it is in mammals

Last not made for the desert Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 26, 2012, 04:32:20 AM
Last clearly made for dessert Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 26, 2012, 09:13:19 AM
Given the difference in size the contemporary mamals could have served only as dessert for the average dinosaur.

Last nothing on land above the size of a cat survives a large cosmic impact Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 26, 2012, 06:00:14 PM
I'm not completely sure about that, we have the remains of the largest animals because they have a better chance to survive than smaller bones, I wouldn't be surprised if the number of species and individuals of medium and small size of dinosaurs had higher numbers than the large ones. For comparison current mammals tend to be of medium and smaller size with a few exceptions (which BTW are what comes to mind first when you thing of mammals: elephants, rhinos, hyppos, giraffes, buffalos, horses, etc, not rodents, small deer, prairie dogs, hares, foxes, etc.), in fact our obsession with size was what made Jurassic park's Velociraptors look like -not yet found at the time- Utahraptors, where the regular Velociraptor is the size of an average dog. I'm not debating that mammals were in average smaller than dinos, only that the average dino may have been more like the Troodon or the Compsognathus.

Last size matters Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on February 27, 2012, 02:55:33 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)
Last size matters Post
...said the actressopterus to the bishopod...
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 27, 2012, 10:24:56 AM
Of course dinosaurs too started small (as do giant squids as individuals). It took some million years before the gigantism came into fashion.
Few mammals at the time were bigger than mice and small carnivorous dinosaurs (excluing insect eaters) were likely pack hunters, so they made up in numbers what they lacked in size.

Last the last mammal will likely be a rat descendant Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 27, 2012, 01:13:00 PM
Gigantism is a matter of opportunity, dinos went back to be big during the Cenozoic.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6c/Titanis07DB.jpg/170px-Titanis07DB.jpg)
Last those birds were a real terror Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 27, 2012, 01:15:21 PM
Now imagine that they also had long arms (or tentacles) :mrgreen:

Last Octobird Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 27, 2012, 06:39:50 PM
Dunno about octo bird but many maniraptorans had what today would look like four wings instead of two.

Last no tentacles Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 27, 2012, 11:43:21 PM
We need more flying squids

Last lying squad Post

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 28, 2012, 01:16:53 PM
So, no more nuts and bolts?

Last just the nuts Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 28, 2012, 01:39:33 PM
They can be bold though.

Last and cracked Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 28, 2012, 04:51:54 PM
Indeed, ignorance is bold.

Last In Spanish is daring instead of bold Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 29, 2012, 10:44:15 AM
Last kühn und verwegen auf Abwegen Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 29, 2012, 02:23:33 PM
Of deadly dares?

Last google translates it as 'of murder' Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 29, 2012, 03:00:13 PM
That's wrong. The literal translation would be deviant (lat. 'de via' = off the (proper) way) but Abwege is a bit weaker than that, just at the top of the slippery slope.

Last dashing and daring while blaring Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 01, 2012, 11:58:45 AM
Last still a way to go for computer translation Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 01, 2012, 08:16:21 PM
We will start to talk in a way computers understand instead

Last Neanderthal 2.0 Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 01, 2012, 09:43:56 PM
Last finally a way to avoid confusion ;) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 01, 2012, 09:54:24 PM
Who needs grammar if he has a big hammer?

Last dub with a club Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 01, 2012, 10:50:50 PM
Sadly I can't find a Quino cartoon that summarizes my thoughts on the subject.

Last pity he isn't well known outside Latin America Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 01, 2012, 11:12:33 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 01, 2012, 10:50:50 PM
Sadly I can't find a Quino cartoon that summarizes my thoughts on the subject.

On the topic of grammar or of hammers?

Last Marx Headroom Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 02, 2012, 12:57:09 PM
Hammers but it was more the image of clubbing.

Last I'll check if I can find it in one of the books I have and scan it Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 02, 2012, 01:45:04 PM
The common image of the cavemen is quite off-mark. They were far more sophisticated than using simple clubs. Woomeras, aerodynamically optimized spears, literal cutting edge stone tools that put a steel razor to shame and require extreme skill to make etc.
There are also very strong hints that Atlantic crossings during the last ice age were not uncommon (in both directions).
In many ways mankind went downhill fom there for millenia.

Last better a historical than a political troglodyte in the family Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 02, 2012, 05:12:31 PM
Last couldn't find it in my collection :( Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 02, 2012, 05:15:25 PM
It's also important not to confuse troglodytes and trogodytes

Last btw, neither actually live(d) in caves Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on March 03, 2012, 10:27:39 AM
No, that was dogs, as in cave canem.  Last post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 03, 2012, 11:02:54 AM
I think that reads: Cave? Cane'em! and is the way true liberals talk about Democrats in the US.

Last beware of the blue dogs Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 04, 2012, 06:29:47 AM
Last I thought the dogs were yellow Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 04, 2012, 09:29:12 AM
They rarely show their true stripes.

Last and hate it to be put on the spot(s) Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 04, 2012, 11:50:41 PM
Nobody does.

Last hypocrisy is incredibly prevalent Post
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Post by: Bluenose on March 05, 2012, 05:12:52 AM
Carpe diem last post!
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 05, 2012, 08:53:05 AM
Trout it!
Last Post
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Post by: Bluenose on March 05, 2012, 12:45:04 PM
Last carefully landing the fly at he head of the pool Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 05, 2012, 01:25:02 PM
Last chlorinated Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 05, 2012, 01:41:58 PM
Last hydrophobic Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 05, 2012, 04:00:36 PM
wolfman
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 06, 2012, 01:09:03 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 05, 2012, 04:00:36 PM
wolfman

This is not the word association thread.
Last you lose this one Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 06, 2012, 03:11:59 PM
Last the risks of quick Post-ing
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 06, 2012, 05:11:50 PM
Last Post-It Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 06, 2012, 06:09:48 PM
Last silent Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 06, 2012, 06:11:20 PM
Last is the pen mightier than the scream? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 06, 2012, 06:32:59 PM
My dirty mind made something NSFW out of that.

Last add to that that 'pennen' is also a German word for "to sleep" Post

Wer zweimal mit derselben pennt, gehört schon zum Establishment
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 06, 2012, 07:46:02 PM
That reminds me a not too flattering saying back home.

Last para que comprar la vaca si se puede comprar la carne por libra ;) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 06, 2012, 07:58:21 PM
This on the other hand reminds me of an old joke:

The owner of a new restaurant puts 'any type of meat you can think of' on the menu. A guest orders a piece of elephant trunk. Says the owner: I won't slaughter  a whole elephant for a measly single piece of trunk.

Shorter version: 'Waiter, a Zigeunerschnitzel (gypsy cutlet = piece of meat with paprica) please. '. 'No cutting up of our gypsy for a single schnitzel!'

Last Waiter, the coffee is cold! if you want something warm, order beer! Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on March 07, 2012, 03:29:24 AM
Last     speaking of pen jokes, the execution of his family motto is why I purchased the Compleat Workes of this author    Post

(http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh27/pieces_o_nine/Bulwer.gif)
(http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh27/pieces_o_nine/BulwerCrest.gif)

Flyleaf is inscribed 1887; I thought they paid more attention to decency back then...
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 07, 2012, 10:48:14 AM
Pratchett joked about this in The Discworld Companion. It clearly depends on the size of the pen.

Last Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on March 08, 2012, 02:55:03 AM
Last    sometimes size matters    Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 08, 2012, 10:34:18 AM
The size of matter matters in case of sizable impact

Last what about expacts? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 08, 2012, 11:39:24 PM
Last certain expats are sizable Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 09, 2012, 09:55:41 AM
Werer their possessions seized or glued?

Last (http://hybris.cms.henkel.com/medias/sys_master/8521666415298560.jpg) Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 09, 2012, 01:43:14 PM
Glued to prevent being seized.

Last death and taxes Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 09, 2012, 01:50:15 PM
some glue ingredients may give some people seizures

Last twitching Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 10, 2012, 06:08:50 AM
Police at the door?

Last strobe seizure Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 10, 2012, 12:53:00 PM
Last stricken by a stroke that struck unannounced Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 10, 2012, 03:25:16 PM
Last better than being struck by a truck Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 10, 2012, 03:36:29 PM
Depends on the speed of the truck

Last Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 11, 2012, 03:40:19 AM
Last or a bus Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 11, 2012, 09:27:51 AM
The difference is: in front of the truck but under the bus

Last different mash Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 12, 2012, 12:41:54 AM
Just watched a TV programme about the London Tube (aka Underground aka Metro in other cultures) System- this week's focus was about how the Tube employees cope with incidents where someone jumps, falls, or throws themselves in front/under of a tube train. The employees refer to this as "one under".

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 12, 2012, 10:44:30 AM
I have not much sympathy for people choosing that way to leave the mortal plane. It shows both a lack of compassion (for the drivers* and potential bystanders) and of foresight (even at high speed death is rarely instant).

*it should be mandatory to put warnings in jobs ads because the probability to get involved in a suicide by train is very high and the psychological trauma is often severe.

Last experienced suiciders recommend careful planning and backups Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 12, 2012, 06:22:23 PM
In Paris the new/renewed stations have a security glass enclosure with doors to prevent that.

Last pedestrian crosses over highways are often enclosed as well for the same reason Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 12, 2012, 09:10:23 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on March 12, 2012, 10:44:30 AM
I have not much sympathy for people choosing that way to leave the mortal plane. It shows both a lack of compassion (for the drivers* and potential bystanders) and of foresight (even at high speed death is rarely instant).

Agreed.

Newest tube stations here have the glass barriers. There seems to be no programme to put them in older stations. Stupid.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 13, 2012, 11:18:22 AM
But it's impossible to block all access to all train tracks.
Btw, jumping in front of a train near a station is extra stupid because the train is at low speed there.
Some cities keep incidents secret in order to avoid copycating. Ironically the gruesome details seem to encourage people to choose that exit option too. Vienna found that not reporting train/tube/streetcar suicides in the media decreased the number of incidents significantly.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 13, 2012, 09:17:20 PM
I'd rather die in my own bed and it is too heavy to drag down the underground.

Last death as challenge Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 14, 2012, 10:00:21 AM
Maybe the BBC could lend you the 15 ton weight Monty Python used ;)

Last you could star in the remake of the Flying Circus Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 14, 2012, 07:29:43 PM
Doubt that is included in the licence fee.

Last no adverts Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 14, 2012, 08:54:41 PM
Last is the BBC killing you softly? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 14, 2012, 08:57:46 PM
Last maybe it just seems that way Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 14, 2012, 09:04:10 PM
Last BTW is the new Sherlock out? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 15, 2012, 03:00:13 AM
Three episodes in Jan 2012 - second series, third series (http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/s129/sherlock/news/a360230/sherlock-series-three-confirmed-by-steven-moffat-mark-gatiss.html) confirmed, dunno when

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 15, 2012, 10:23:54 AM
As far as TV series go, I am waiting for new Primeval developments.
Or Attenborough could come to the conclusion that he owes the world at least one more big Natural History series.

Last one can only hope Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 15, 2012, 07:38:30 PM
I can only hope that Netflix brings the 2nd season of Sherlock...

Last cliffhanger Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 15, 2012, 08:11:24 PM
I just wish one of our Freeview channels would buy in Dexter  sereis III. It's been on cable, but I don't have cable because it is all crap.

Last TV is only as good as the programmes on it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 16, 2012, 12:44:36 AM
Nowadays I pay for (cable) TV to watch four shows in comedy central, and I get the rest of my TV from netflix.

Last becoming more and more irrelevant Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 16, 2012, 10:18:37 AM
I am not and have never been in possession of a TV set (nor have my parents).

What's good can usually be bought on DVD later.

Last or does not run on TV in the first place Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 16, 2012, 09:09:56 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on March 16, 2012, 10:18:37 AM
I am not and have never been in possession of a TV set (nor have my parents).

What's good can usually be bought on DVD later.

Not so in UK. Many excellent progs on TV never make it to any other format. In any case, I record virtually everything I watch off air, all I pay is the TV licence fee. I have very few DVDs. which I can't afford anyway.

Last horses for courses (http://www.usingenglish.com/reference/idioms/horses+for+courses.html) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 16, 2012, 09:41:18 PM
A lot of BBC stuff is published on DVD in Germany but not in the UK. But it is usually abridged and without the original soundtrack, which is a reason for me not to buy.

Last I do import a lot Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 17, 2012, 12:03:42 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on March 16, 2012, 09:41:18 PM
............. and without the original soundtrack,

Last return of the silent movie Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 17, 2012, 04:26:30 AM
Last I shall return Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 17, 2012, 06:23:55 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on March 12, 2012, 10:44:30 AM
I have not much sympathy for people choosing that way to leave the mortal plane. It shows both a lack of compassion (for the drivers* and potential bystanders) and of foresight (even at high speed death is rarely instant).

*it should be mandatory to put warnings in jobs ads because the probability to get involved in a suicide by train is very high and the psychological trauma is often severe.

Last experienced suiciders recommend careful planning and backups Post

I always thought getting very, very, drunk while swimming in a large body of water would be one of the softer ways to go, all in all.

Last looks like an accident, so the grieving can happen and there's not as much guilt for the survivors Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 17, 2012, 07:10:03 AM
Have you thought about exactly how you'd get drunk while in the water?

Last planning is everything Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 17, 2012, 09:45:36 AM
Take the short way and play Clarence in Richard III
----
As for BBC on DVD in German I usually find the dubbing lacking both in the choice of speakers and (lack of) completeness (and sometimes even in correctness).

Last drown the messenger Post
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Post by: Roland Deschain on March 20, 2012, 02:33:16 AM
I had no idea that Germany was such a high consumer of BBC programmes, at least in that capacity.

Last use the bloody BBC iPlayer Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 20, 2012, 02:51:02 AM
Last iPlayer? That sounds ominous Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 20, 2012, 02:58:54 AM
At least the BBC iPlayer is better than the ITV version.

Last freaking controls Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Roland Deschain on March 20, 2012, 03:26:37 AM
I love the BBC iPlayer, as it has by far the best user interface of all the terrestrial channels. I use it on my PS3 regularly, and never have issue with it. It's also a proper app. Unlike the clunky links and web interface used by Channel 4 and ITV. They seriously suck most of the time.

*downloads the Last Post from the BBC iPlayer*
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 20, 2012, 03:29:18 AM
I think downloading the Last Post would exceed my bandwidth.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 20, 2012, 11:03:27 AM
The BBC (and some other British channels) block a lot of their content for users outside the UK. E.g. I could get the web episodes of Primeval only indirectly by someone else uploading them to youtube.

But a lot of youtube content is blocked in Germany too (that includes some stuff I uploaded too) for copyright reasons.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 20, 2012, 02:44:48 PM
Everything must be blocked, you subversive freethinker!

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 20, 2012, 03:03:43 PM
I thought it was for blockheads

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 20, 2012, 03:08:22 PM
Last blockheads are already blocked Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 20, 2012, 03:11:06 PM
resp. blocking

Last block bloke blown Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 21, 2012, 05:22:04 PM
Last is there a metaphor lost in there? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 21, 2012, 08:48:36 PM
Last pigs in space Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 21, 2012, 09:28:21 PM
That is an interesting exercise, what are the sociological and philosophical implications of Pigs in Space.

Last ontological or scatological? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 21, 2012, 10:22:41 PM
Presumably pigs would develop some kind of brain damage as they have recently found for humans in space.

Last space is over-rated Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 22, 2012, 11:26:58 AM
It simply lacks gravity :mrgreen:

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 22, 2012, 01:46:10 PM
Last Pigs In Space have no gravitas? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 22, 2012, 10:37:46 PM
Unless they are gravid of course.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Roland Deschain on March 22, 2012, 11:38:53 PM
Last mmm, pigs in gravy Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 23, 2012, 04:00:40 AM
Last mmmmm Gravadlax Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 23, 2012, 11:37:47 AM
Fish buried then dug up again and eaten. Who came up with that?

Last well, Gammelhai is even worse Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 23, 2012, 05:05:11 PM
Last and I thought boiled cauliflower was bad Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 23, 2012, 06:10:06 PM
Last I need to bury the pot for zombie cabbage soon; I don't think kimchi will keep in the ground during the summer here, but should be fine until June Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 24, 2012, 03:54:43 AM

Last zombie cats Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 24, 2012, 10:45:23 AM
I'd rather fear zombie chicken.

Last how would a zombie squid look? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on March 24, 2012, 06:37:00 PM
Last     ask and ye shalt receive     Post


(http://www.patchtogether.com/media/designs/thumb2/ZOMBIES_VOODOO_AND_DARK_ART_4232_DEFAULT_4d00e7bc56c4d.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 24, 2012, 07:42:44 PM
The glut of Zombie movies on TV has me worried.

Last what does it say about the human mind? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 24, 2012, 09:48:57 PM
You'd have to ask a headless chicken about that.

Last the undead ones may be more talkative but are also more risky Post

(http://www.serien-load.de/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/5657.jpg)
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Post by: Aggie on March 26, 2012, 07:25:01 AM
Last robot chicken Post

(http://spinoff.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/robotchicken.jpeg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 26, 2012, 10:10:08 AM
(https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRjtnPpz7qCJtag6Zn8fzdrEdtj74GYa6cxUerRPvrWHx3m3MDq)
https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRjtnPpz7qCJtag6Zn8fzdrEdtj74GYa6cxUerRPvrWHx3m3MDq

Edit: Oh, I thought this was the picture association thread.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 26, 2012, 03:29:49 PM
This is the last post in which I will mention chicken hawks.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 26, 2012, 04:48:56 PM
You wish! They're ubiquitous.

Last you'll find them besides the armchair generals Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 26, 2012, 08:32:57 PM
Well, those need pets too

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Post by: pieces o nine on March 26, 2012, 10:30:55 PM
Last   Savage Chickens! (http://www.savagechickens.com/)   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 26, 2012, 10:44:26 PM
I might have to send in this laptop for repairs (BR/DVD drive broken).
That may curb my activities and also delay this years elaborate April hoax.

Meanwhile I must be content with the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 27, 2012, 03:59:16 AM
Sounds like a disaster.

Last don't panic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 27, 2012, 08:58:07 AM
The only other computer around is my father's and I can use that only in the morning. It also has no sound.
I just hope it has enough storage space for a few weeks of Rachel Maddow podcasts (MSNBC does not archive that, so one has to download it daily).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 28, 2012, 12:03:54 AM
Are you really watching BRs? You could use something like this:

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16827106329

Last I'm sure is quicker and cheaper than fixing the current one unless it is under warranty Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 28, 2012, 12:27:41 AM
I use that exact one (at least they look the same) as an external drive.
The warranty (3 years) has not run out yet. It will in 1 week.
In a way it's lucky that a part fails shortly before that (as opposed to shortly after).

I actually bought this laptop because it had a BR drive and a wide screen without being much more expensive than comparable ones with just DVD and smaller more narrow screen. I thought about using it during my 5 hours daily commuting (when I still had that job). But relatively shortly after my PC broke down and the laptop took its place. The sole disadvantage is that it is quite heavy and runs only about 2 hours on battery (well, the big screen comes at a cost). Well, and it runs on Vistaaaargh. I somehow always buy the in-between OpSys :-\

Last and the announcements for MickerSoft's follow-up to Whinedos 7 look dreadful, i.e. app-based Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 28, 2012, 02:04:03 AM
Laptops are getting quite cheap and battery life is going up (incredible, right?), I got a smaller one for my wife for U$350, 12' screen, between 4 and 6 hours of battery life, and the processor (an AMD dual core) isn't too shabby either. Larger screens can be had for ~$600 with similar processors and the hit on battery life isn't that big.

Last I'm considering biting the bullet and buy a new laptop for myself because my old one is agonizingly slow Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 28, 2012, 03:45:18 AM
Last endless costs Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 28, 2012, 02:25:44 PM
And the older machines worked better for as long as they worked at all.

Last nostalgic Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 30, 2012, 08:51:12 PM
I believe the Tandy 1000 SX that ran at the blazing fast speed of 7.16 MHz and had no hard disk where I learned to program GWBasic istill runs. I even did a program to study ear training that generated random harmonic progressions for that beast, because it was capable of polyphony.

Last I even programmed a video game for that thing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 31, 2012, 10:28:28 AM
My first computer had no hard disk either (Atari ST 1040, the number indicating that it had 1MB RAM. The little brother was the ST512 and the big brother the Mega ST with 4 MB RAM and a harddisk of, I guess, 10-20 MB). My first PC had a 20MB hard disk that I did not manage to exhaust in more than 5 years (It finally broke down and it was far too outdated to get spare parts). I think it had 16 MHz. The next PC had 100 MHz and I expanded RAM to 8 MB (from the original 4; maximum was either 16 or 32). Although not broken it got replaced by an 800MHz machine that crashed a bit over a year ago to be replaced by a 2 GHz laptop with 4 GB RAM and 2/3 of a TB harddisk. I think the processor is dual core but I am not fully sure about that.
Performancewise I see a clear downward trend, i.e. the same functions run slower on the newer and faster machines and it gets more and more difficult to deal with problems personally without consulting an expert.

Last the anti-Moore law of sloppy programming Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Roland Deschain on April 01, 2012, 12:36:53 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 28, 2012, 02:04:03 AM
...I got a smaller one for my wife for U$350, 12' screen, between 4 and 6 hours of battery life
That's a seriously large screen you have there. How on earth does it count as a laptop any more? It's more like a cinema screen! Still, awesome battery life on a screen that size. :o

My first computer, if I go by Swatopluk's example, was either an Atari ST (it was the one from the early 80s with the faux wooden surround), followed by a Commodore Plus4, then a Commodore 64, then a PS1, then a PS2, then I bought my first PC, then that was replaced by me, then during that PC's life, I bought an Xbox 360, then a PS3, then I replaced my second PC with the one I currently have (Intel Core i7 920, 6GB RAM (Corsair), 620GB HDD), which was assembled by my own hands.

Last WTFSM am I saying Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 01, 2012, 08:31:39 AM
That you seem to know what you are talking about. :mrgreen:

Last unlike me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 04, 2012, 10:15:09 PM
Quote from: Roland Deschain on April 01, 2012, 12:36:53 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 28, 2012, 02:04:03 AM
...I got a smaller one for my wife for U$350, 12' screen, between 4 and 6 hours of battery life
That's a seriously large screen you have there. How on earth does it count as a laptop any more? It's more like a cinema screen! Still, awesome battery life on a screen that size. :o
I roll it out and take them everywhere I go...  :P

Obviously I meant 12"...

Last I build my own computers too, not that difficult Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 05, 2012, 03:30:40 AM
I got a 12" pizza; it was too big.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 05, 2012, 09:00:13 AM
12 inch was also the original standard calibre for the main artillery of Dreadnought battleships

Last inching in the yard Post
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Post by: Aggie on April 05, 2012, 06:17:03 PM
I've loaded shells of that calibre on a heavily-armed watercraft.

well, it was a barge full of fireworks, but it was still a 12" ball of black powder

Last 12" shell makes a BIG boom Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 05, 2012, 07:48:32 PM
And the gun blast alone can blow airplanes out of the sky even without hitting them (even at right angles)

Last as some battleship board plane pilots found out to their (usually short) displeasure Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 06, 2012, 01:30:06 AM
Like why fish die while shooting them in a barrel?

Last without being hit Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 06, 2012, 08:16:21 AM
Don't know about that but it could be the shockwave damaging their swim bladder.
If that's the case sharks should not be affected.

Last does a basket shark fit into a barrel? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 06, 2012, 09:10:44 PM
They did some experiments of the sort in Mythbusters, they didn't shoot live fish but placed some already dead fish and also measured the shockwave from the shots and after consulting an ichthyologist they reached the conclusion that the shockwave would damage many internal organs in fish, more than enough to kill them.

Last I imagine it would kill small sharks too Post
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Post by: Roland Deschain on April 06, 2012, 11:14:21 PM
Last projectile fish? Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 07, 2012, 03:49:28 AM
Last swordfish and marlin hunt skewering their prey almost like a projectile Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 07, 2012, 08:30:45 AM
They are faster than a speeding bullet (underwater at least).

Last Marlin the paranoid carcharid Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 07, 2012, 05:28:21 PM
And victims of catch and release fishing.

Last cruel and unusual Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Roland Deschain on April 07, 2012, 07:34:09 PM
I'm hung on whether "catch and release" is worse than "catch just to eat". I know being caught stresses fish, but how much do they feel it? Not being a fish, I couldn't say, and I am loathe to anthropomorphise them to give an answer. This is why i'm not an angler.

Last but Swordfish tastes good Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 07, 2012, 09:45:12 PM
Last I angle for all sorts of things Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 08, 2012, 09:25:06 AM
Compliments too? Congrats for two smoke-free months

Where catch-and-release really becomes cruelty to animals without any anthropomorphizing is the pool angling competition.
A fish may be caught a dozen times or more in a short period of time.
Well, of course noone forces the stupid critters to bite and bite again.

Last throw those anglers into the moray* pool Post

*actually not that effective. They are not good at biting big things.
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Post by: Aggie on April 08, 2012, 07:22:21 PM
Fish mortality concerns me as much or more than cruelty with catch-and-release; I'll usually keep any fish that's badly hooked, even if small. I hate releasing a fish with the prospect that it may die anyways.  I've started using smaller hooks where I suspect that it'll only be small fish biting.  Still, given an ~80% chance of survival vs. certain death? Presumably the fish will choose to be released.

I love fishing, but I do have some reservations about the effect on the fish (and the worms for that matter - I prefer fishing baitless when possible). The one consolation I have regarding eating fish is that nearly EVERY fish is both predator and prey throughout their life cycle; the fish that are content sucking slime generally won't take a hook. Violent death is normal for fish, and any large sport fish that has survived the million-to-one odds to make it to a venerable age has almost certainly done so by slaughtering countless others.

some are greedy boogers:
[youtube=425,350]1jTJ0a5FKuY[/youtube]

Last When something grabs your feet from a cave in the deep - That's A-moray! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 08, 2012, 07:54:58 PM
The centers that process strong emotions (love, fear, anger) are in the most primitive parts of the brain, so without anthropomorphizing it is perfectly reasonable to assume that the base emotion is felt by the animal in a similar form.

Last we may manage the emotion differently but the physiological response is quite likely the same Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 09, 2012, 01:03:44 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on April 08, 2012, 09:25:06 AM
Compliments too? Congrats for two smoke-free months
;D

Last Happy Easter Monday* Post

*BST
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 09, 2012, 09:30:54 AM
Old Cicero believed that animals were only alive because that way the meat keeps fresh longer. Of course all of nature was there only for the benefit of man. He also believed that animals could feel no pain and that any observation to the contrary was an illusion (likely caused by anthrompomorphizing the critters). No surprise that he was extremly popular with The Church (anima naturaliter Christiana, i.e. had he lived a few generations later he would have been a Christian leader according to the Christian leaders).

Last in a way they preempted Mormon posthumous baptism practices with that one Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 09, 2012, 10:28:34 AM
Not that long ago certain [very sadistic] individuals thought that torture and slow death to 'witches' was a favor to 'save their souls'.

Last people is very capable of holding very idiotic ideas Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 09, 2012, 10:52:26 AM
There were different degrees of burning at the stake ranging from the slow dry wood fire that keeps the victim alive and conscious as long as possible to the deliberately smoky wet wood version that would choke the victim quickly long before the actual roasting starts. For 'mild' cases there was also the bag of gunpowder or strangulation pre-burning. Quite a perverted way of showing humanity no doubt but nonetheless...
But even the smoky version got used for another perverted game of 'justice'. It got observed whether the wind would blow the smoke away from the victim, thus prolonging their agony, or into their face, shortening the process. In the former case it was seen as extra proof of guilt while in the latter it could lead to posthumous rehabilitation and to the self-exculpation that the innocent victim would go straight to heaven ('Kill 'em all. God knows his own' all over again).

Last like the water test: drowning means innocence* Post

*The old Mesopotamians that invented it had it the other way around. The Codex Hammurabbi states that the survivor is proven innocent while the guilty got his or her just punishment by failing the test.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Roland Deschain on April 09, 2012, 02:28:22 PM
Tales of chivalrous knights have the same idea as the Mesopotamians. When two knights fought for honour, the victor obviously had god on his side. The same goes with war, but of course the losing nation would come up with some excuse as to why they lost, which kind of defeated the purpose.

Last but other than lead, what also floats Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 09, 2012, 02:47:45 PM
That was the logic behind divine rule too, god wouldn't allow a bad king if that wasn't his plan/punishment.

Last nothing like having control over supernatural arguments Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on April 10, 2012, 03:35:15 AM
Why don't merkan repubs bow in obedience to God's will that their preznit is Obama?

Last   you can't explain that!   Post       ;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 10, 2012, 08:26:01 AM
Well, of course even the devil cannot act without God's permission (cf. Malleus Maleficarum aka The Hammer of Witches).
So, even the Antichrist and his minions (the debate is still open whether Obama is the former or one of the latter) are tools of God whether they know it or not. But good Christians (and esp. Kristians(TM)) are expected to recognize (discerning the spirits) when the big one is at hand and do all they can to fight him. Therefore opposing the current leader of the Demon-rats is not a violation of St.Paul's rule while a ruling GOPster is of course sacrocsanct.

Last and only true Kristians(TM) possess the gift of the discernment of spirits of course Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 10, 2012, 01:32:41 PM
Curiously enough, the gift is stronger in those supporting corporate or military interests.

Last the accumulation of money has supernatural powers Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 10, 2012, 04:43:20 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on April 10, 2012, 08:26:01 AM
Last and only true Kristians(TM) possess the gift of the discernment of spirits of course Post

Last then why the hell do most of them drink Bud Lite ??? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 10, 2012, 05:46:02 PM
Because they secretly are homoeopaths :mrgreen:

Last under the disguise of homophobia Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 10, 2012, 05:55:22 PM
Of course! Highly diluted carbonated piss!

Last low in calories Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 10, 2012, 07:27:59 PM
I just drink soda water...  same thing as 'merkin beer

Last fizzy, cold, no flavour whatsoever Post

If I want a Budweiser, I'll drink the real Czech stuff.  Ditto for Pilsner.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 10, 2012, 07:35:13 PM
In the past thin ale made sense since it was about the only affordable safe drink. Wine was expensive and well or river water often contaminated. So people drank lots and lots of beer. The true stuff would have made regular work life close to impossible.
Btw, similar with hashish. Old sorts were suitable only for a modest high and thus not socially disruptive, modern breeds are far stronger.
Thin ale is also the proverbial Puritan drink
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 10, 2012, 07:39:01 PM
Well, a small beer is probably my ideal drink, and I'd love to brew something around 2.5 - 3% that was low on alcohol but full of flavour and nutrients.


Last but would prefer that the flavour and colour are not identical to what comes out after a 6-pack, like that yankee swill Post

legal double last-post grab! Fa!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 11, 2012, 03:31:02 AM
Last I know this isn't the pub but pass me a decent lager then Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 11, 2012, 07:53:00 AM
I'll stay with tea and carbonated mineral water.
Last The only bitter will be lemon Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 11, 2012, 06:52:03 PM
How about the bitter tears of the Israelites?

Last Passover Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on April 11, 2012, 10:13:46 PM
Last   next year in Jerusalem   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 12, 2012, 12:33:11 AM
Last already plans for next year (or is rapture coming early ;))? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 12, 2012, 04:40:03 AM
Last never mind the rapture, when's the rupture? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 12, 2012, 09:11:39 AM
I think that's in the appendix ;)

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Post by: Aphos on April 13, 2012, 02:38:59 AM
Last But what if the appendix has an appendix? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 13, 2012, 03:08:52 AM

Last that's slightly less silly than an index having an index* Post

*in a book. In a computer system this is common and not silly at all
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 13, 2012, 03:36:10 AM
Last I'll wave my index then Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 13, 2012, 07:07:46 AM
Last the wise man keeps spare fingers in the freezer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 13, 2012, 08:49:51 AM
Quote from: Aphos on April 13, 2012, 02:38:59 AM
Last But what if the appendix has an appendix? Post

This is addressed by this old Ringelnatz poem

QuoteDer Bandwurm

Es stand sehr schlimm um des Bandwurms Befinden.
Ihn juckte immer etwas hinten.
Dann konstatierte der Doktor Schmidt,
Nachdem er den Leib ihm aufgeschnitten,
Daß dieser Wurm an Würmern litt,
Die wiederum an Würmern litten –

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 13, 2012, 01:53:21 PM
Last the universe is a matryoshka Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 13, 2012, 07:28:51 PM
Or rather fractalish. The poem is a favorite with chaos theoreticians and fractal geometrists

Last in Germany it helps that the Mandelbrot set is also known as Apfelmännchen (little apple man) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on April 14, 2012, 04:01:56 PM
QuoteBig fleas have little fleas,
Upon their backs to bite 'em,
And little fleas have lesser fleas,
and so, ad infinitum.

And the great fleas, themselves, in turn
Have greater fleas to go on;
While these again have greater still,
And greater still, and so on.

Last The Siphonaptera post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 14, 2012, 06:55:44 PM
Last our universe is a quark in a larger universe Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on April 14, 2012, 07:24:59 PM
Last Speisequark post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 14, 2012, 10:06:23 PM
Last that sounds like a beer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 15, 2012, 08:43:16 AM
Last and rather unbearable* Post

*i.e.difficult to de-ursinify
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 16, 2012, 03:36:20 AM
Like this one?

(http://i700.photobucket.com/albums/ww6/bumblebee46/BeerDrinkingBear-01.jpg)
http://i700.photobucket.com/albums/ww6/bumblebee46/BeerDrinkingBear-01.jpg

Last de-ursify that Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on April 16, 2012, 05:08:42 AM
No bears here...

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/25/Friendly_Female_Koala.JPG/439px-Friendly_Female_Koala.JPG)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/25/Friendly_Female_Koala.JPG/439px-Friendly_Female_Koala.JPG (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/25/Friendly_Female_Koala.JPG/439px-Friendly_Female_Koala.JPG)

Last definitely NOT a bear Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 16, 2012, 09:23:34 AM
Not that it will save you...
(http://amkon.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=9275&d=1328075838)
http://amkon.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=9275&d=1328075838
Last Post
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Post by: Bluenose on April 16, 2012, 10:48:07 AM
Last running from the drop-bear Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 16, 2012, 10:59:43 AM
Welcome to XXXX (and Didjabringabeeralong)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 16, 2012, 03:51:07 PM
Last I would've imagined that had nothing to do with beer... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Roland Deschain on April 17, 2012, 12:05:29 AM
Last may you live in interesting times Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 17, 2012, 03:53:14 AM
That's the most scary wish I ever heard.

Last :hide: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 17, 2012, 08:08:22 AM
Your wife is a big hippo.
I mean, Quick, extra boiling oil
no, I mean Aaaaaaaargh!

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 18, 2012, 03:17:51 AM
Last my wife would be offended Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 18, 2012, 08:17:52 AM
How exactly? Is she only a small one or would it be a case of mistaken species? Or is it about the oil? ;)

Last http://wiki.lspace.org/wiki/Arghh! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 18, 2012, 04:11:53 PM
She is generally speaking small.

Last and the Discworld reference would escape her as she's only seen the movie adaptations Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 18, 2012, 04:53:26 PM
They'll get to Interesting Times sooner or later.

Last hopefully so Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 18, 2012, 05:10:10 PM
She enjoyed the two adaptations available.

Last and so did I Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 19, 2012, 08:01:18 AM
There are 3 by now (Hogfather, Colour of Magic, Going Postal)
Then there are the older cartoon versions of Wyrd Sisters and Soul Music
Plus (non-Discworld) Johnny and the Bomb.
All available on DVD (at least in region 2)
I have yet to get my hands on the even older Johnny and the Dead

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 19, 2012, 05:53:28 PM
Good to know. Going Postal is available in as a DVD in Netflix and the cartoons are available in digital format.

Last Hogfather & CoM are also available in digital streaming and that's how we watched them Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 19, 2012, 07:36:56 PM
Last are tissues any good for digital streaming? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 19, 2012, 08:21:52 PM
That's an issue of steam I presume :mrgreen:
Last Post

And now for something completely different: 2 daleks marrying. CE-LE-BRATE!
(http://www.cakewrecks.com/storage/thumbnails/10710906-17678348-thumbnail.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1334464869468)
http://www.cakewrecks.com/storage/thumbnails/10710906-17678348-thumbnail.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1334464869468
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 20, 2012, 07:38:05 PM
Last celebrate extermination? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 20, 2012, 09:45:43 PM
Smoking guests I presume

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 21, 2012, 12:27:05 AM
Last smoked person for the reception? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 21, 2012, 12:30:04 AM
Nope, for dinner

Last how to serve man Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 21, 2012, 12:51:14 AM
Last minced, diced or mashed? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 21, 2012, 12:52:37 AM
roasted and liquefied

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 21, 2012, 01:04:28 AM
I thought liquefaction was required prior to burning as fuel.

Last gas roasted Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 21, 2012, 01:14:33 AM
But it may be useful to get the water out first.

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 21, 2012, 01:40:19 AM
Last ask the Fremen Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 21, 2012, 01:47:45 AM
Easier said than dune

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 21, 2012, 01:52:58 AM
You are the chemist, answer this, if a body is incinerated the water will be in the smoke, now the question is how easy (or difficult) is to reclaim that water (and separate it from the CO2 and other gases)?

Last actually that is a question I had for my book Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 21, 2012, 02:00:33 AM
Wrong thread.

Last but it depends if its a witch Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 21, 2012, 12:12:11 PM
That's the easiest part for there are several possibilities. The water can be reclaimed simply by installing a cooltrap (not to be confused with a caltrop). It could also be absorbed physically or chemically (molesieve or salt that has been freed of crystal water).
CO2 can also be removed by dry absorption (about any hydroxide will do) but some of the water would get lost that way.
The problems are the other gases. If there are sulphur or nitrogen compounds, those could be water soluble (e.g. SOx, NOx or NH3). To get those removed reliably could take several complicated stages and lots of energy.
All depends on the volume of course too.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 21, 2012, 04:40:49 PM
How about blood? If you remove it all from a body (still plenty of water in the organs but bear with me) how difficult it is to extract the water? OTOH, how hard it is to liquefy soft organs?

Last Griff: we don't have a gory questions thread ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 21, 2012, 04:59:23 PM
Dialysis (as long as it is not yet congealed)
Depending on conditions also pervaporation, reverse osmosis and other memebrane techniques.
In hard cases just distill it after a good turn in the centrifuge.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 21, 2012, 06:41:50 PM
I may have to relabel this thread.

Last the power of Admins is absolute
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 21, 2012, 11:34:08 PM
But wouldn't liquefy people be the Last thing any one would Post?
;) :P :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 21, 2012, 11:39:25 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on April 21, 2012, 06:41:50 PM
I may have to relabel this thread.

Last the power of Admins is absolute

Even when it is Post-less.

Coal gets liquefied and gasified all the time and a lot of money is invested to get it more efficient.
But they have to ADD water to achieve that.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 22, 2012, 12:36:23 AM
Sorry I forgot the
Post

(last)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 22, 2012, 12:44:34 AM
Yue keep being spotless even when postless

Last salt tops Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 22, 2012, 02:09:26 AM
Not that old lark.

Last is lark-game-derivedfrom-lark-bird ? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 22, 2012, 03:22:08 AM
Last is that lark ascending? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Roland Deschain on April 22, 2012, 03:26:47 AM
Last how awesome is it having Daleks marrying, Dune, and human liquifaction within two pages? Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on April 22, 2012, 03:32:08 AM
LAST   
I was just at TOP, and you appeared
now I am at HOT and you appear
:mrgreen:   are you stalking me?   :mrgreen:
POST
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Roland Deschain on April 22, 2012, 07:34:13 AM
Last yes I am, but I really hope you don't become suspicious of the home delivery van that's been parked outside your house for the last 6 months Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 22, 2012, 09:08:27 AM
Isn't a stalker a gnome child that despite its parents anger and worries keeps climbing corn plants?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 22, 2012, 04:01:48 PM
This
(http://www.pcgameshardware.com/screenshots/418x627/2009/05/Stalker-Complete-Mod-103.jpg)
http://www.pcgameshardware.com/screenshots/418x627/2009/05/Stalker-Complete-Mod-103.jpg
Is a stalker

Last without the dots Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 22, 2012, 04:06:51 PM
Nope, this is. Says so on the box

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0gXErBpeh0g/Svs0C_CIsOI/AAAAAAAAA0A/isY3cFYn_s4/s400/004.jpg)(http://www.zuzox.com/storage/Stalker_poster.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1270517150442)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0gXErBpeh0g/Svs0C_CIsOI/AAAAAAAAA0A/isY3cFYn_s4/s400/004.jpg
http://www.zuzox.com/storage/Stalker_poster.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1270517150442

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 22, 2012, 04:38:34 PM
Actually that is an interesting movie.

Last a bit slow and long for western standards though Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 22, 2012, 04:48:52 PM
It starts well but then has little to do with the book anymore.
At the time it would have been more or less impossible to do the special effects a true to the original adaptation would have required.

Last some particularly sticky ends in the book Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on April 22, 2012, 06:52:18 PM
Here be stalkers!

(http://www.shockya.com/news/wp-content/uploads/children_of_the_corn_dvd.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 22, 2012, 11:09:37 PM
I prefer this
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTQxNTA5MDMyOV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMDY2ODAwMQ@@._V1._SX336_SY475_.jpg(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTQxNTA5MDMyOV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMDY2ODAwMQ@@._V1._SX336_SY475_.jpg)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 22, 2012, 11:47:50 PM
IMDB isn't cooperating with the image and no obvious way to tell the movie.

Last children of the scorn Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 22, 2012, 11:58:23 PM
Maybe this one works better
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41SJTB6NCRL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41SJTB6NCRL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

Btw, I can see the imdb picture.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 23, 2012, 02:20:55 AM
That's because you loaded it the right way, but after hotlinking it doesn't work for the rest of us.

Last so they like the Stones? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on April 23, 2012, 02:53:39 AM
Last    I think I saw most of that on YouTube clips   Post


How did it end?  That was the clip missing.   :)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 23, 2012, 08:03:40 AM
Quote from: pieces o nine on April 23, 2012, 02:53:39 AM
How did it end?  That was the clip missing.   :)

Escape for some but strong hints that the cycle will start anew.

Last typical Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 23, 2012, 02:07:10 PM
Last the luke-warm cycle? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 23, 2012, 08:55:02 PM
There are also a black hole and some strong temporal fields involved.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 23, 2012, 10:44:08 PM
Last just snatching Post

Edit: Hurrah! 999
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 23, 2012, 10:57:10 PM
Unholy number turned upside own

Last Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 24, 2012, 01:37:48 AM
Maybe better than turning a holy number upside down?

Last Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 24, 2012, 07:02:39 AM
From a believer's position the Lord works both ways.

Last except 69 of course Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 24, 2012, 03:51:39 PM
This is Herman Cain's page!

Last Nein, nein nein!!! Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 24, 2012, 04:01:32 PM
[youtube=425,350]xoMgnJDXd3k[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoMgnJDXd3k

Last some more neins Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 24, 2012, 04:45:09 PM
I would imagine that after all the abuse by non-German speakers you would be tired of Downfall.

Last subtitles driving you crazy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 24, 2012, 04:57:46 PM
This isn't actually Downfall but Mein Führer – Die wirklich wahrste Wahrheit über Adolf Hitler (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mein_F%C3%BChrer_%E2%80%93_Die_wirklich_wahrste_Wahrheit_%C3%BCber_Adolf_Hitler)

Last thou should not confuse Hitler movies Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 24, 2012, 05:41:40 PM
Oops, I didn't watch the clip (I'm in the office).

Last is the humor too German on that one? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 24, 2012, 05:58:14 PM
Helge Schneider is a type of humor all to himself

[youtube=425,350]Ksll7GetsPk[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ksll7GetsPk

[youtube=425,350]RZq3_mASEbo[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZq3_mASEbo

Last watch at your own risk Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 24, 2012, 07:51:24 PM
It will have to wait until I get home.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 24, 2012, 08:02:51 PM
It would have looked like an accident  ;)

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 24, 2012, 08:04:15 PM
As long it isn't one of those NSFW accidents...

Last :o Post

Edit: wow, who would've thought I would keep it to the end ;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Roland Deschain on April 26, 2012, 06:54:58 PM
Last I once accidentally played the Wonder Boy arcade game theme tune loudly during a recruitment session at work Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 26, 2012, 09:03:54 PM
Last was it recognized? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Roland Deschain on April 26, 2012, 09:07:43 PM
Last only by the older applicants Post.

1000!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 26, 2012, 11:45:47 PM
A Last Post says more than 1000 pages.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 27, 2012, 01:07:59 AM
Can the Last Post talk?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 27, 2012, 02:47:24 AM
It does in it's own way.

Last mooo Post
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Post by: Bluenose on April 27, 2012, 05:08:13 AM
Oh, so it speaks bovine?

Last incomprehensible Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 27, 2012, 08:06:58 AM
One hasn't to talk to say something.

Last many talk a lot without doing so Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 27, 2012, 04:48:13 PM
Last beware of body language Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 27, 2012, 05:06:29 PM
esp. when blades are involved

Last sword etiquette Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 27, 2012, 06:16:10 PM
Last checking for footwork Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 27, 2012, 08:10:30 PM
Were you thinking of Edward Scissorhands?


Lats Psot
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 27, 2012, 09:35:19 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on April 27, 2012, 08:10:30 PM
Were you thinking of Edward Scissorhands?

No

Last very short Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 28, 2012, 03:00:21 PM
Last King Edward perhaps? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 28, 2012, 03:08:07 PM
Which one?

Last There were so many Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 28, 2012, 05:45:50 PM
Last potato Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 28, 2012, 05:56:53 PM
Are we talking Rincewind?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 28, 2012, 10:11:07 PM
Last aren't we always? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 28, 2012, 10:21:39 PM
Actually quite rarely around here.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 29, 2012, 10:41:27 PM
I always thought that the forum was a metaphor for Rincewind

Last staying alive Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 29, 2012, 11:34:27 PM
metaphors can be lethal

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 30, 2012, 01:09:27 PM
Last there is always the matter of context Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 30, 2012, 02:06:33 PM
in other words pogostick testing in a minefield

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 01, 2012, 04:15:09 PM
A time honored tradition.

Last also playing hopscotch Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 01, 2012, 04:19:14 PM
Only when full of Scotch

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 01, 2012, 04:20:21 PM
That makes it more passable.

Last unless you pass out before you start Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 01, 2012, 04:30:30 PM
And it improves combustion

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 01, 2012, 06:10:40 PM
That reminds me of some imbibed cows not too long before their (what was the euphemism?) processing.

Last that supposedly improves the taste Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 01, 2012, 06:15:45 PM
The problem is how to get them to swallow and keep the pepper vodka

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 02, 2012, 02:19:38 AM
And that reminds me of how foie gras is made.

Last where there's a will there's a way no matter how inhumane... Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 02, 2012, 11:34:51 AM
Well, geese are (to a degree) easier to handle. And bovines (as opposed to horses) can vomit.

Last but it is easy to get elephants drunk Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 02, 2012, 05:09:08 PM
Last if I were an elephant I would get drunk too Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 02, 2012, 05:17:27 PM
But only when the King of Spain is not around.

Last although he is a piker compared to some other royalty Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 02, 2012, 05:43:12 PM
Is he one of the guys yelling "GoDaddy!"?

Last the new royalty Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 02, 2012, 06:03:43 PM
To quote myself from the 'did you know? thread

QuoteDid you know that the Archduke Ferdinand of Austria (the one prominently assassinated in Sarajevo in 1914 ) was such an excessive hunter that at the time of his death he had officially shot 277769 pieces of game? (yes that is more than a quarter million, not a typo)

Last Cheney&Co must be yellow with envy Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 02, 2012, 07:40:46 PM
Depending on who you ask (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casualties_of_the_Iraq_War) Cheney is responsible for at least one quarter of a million human lives lost, I'm sure he has the upper hand.
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 02, 2012, 10:54:08 PM
But unlike the old Habsburg huntsman he did not do it personally.

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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 02, 2012, 11:13:04 PM
There's a video game called Crusader Kings my friend plays. It's basically a nation-state strategy game based on history (at least at first, your actions and random generators alter things). What's unique about it is that instead of playing as one particular ruler (like the Civilization games), you play as a dynasty. Not even sure you can truly lose, I think the worst that happens is you get sent off to be a nobody ruler of a tiny county somewhere.

Anyway, the point is that while war and conquest is part of the game, politics, marriage, heirs, and inheritance are a large part as well. Basically, the Habsburgs were haxxors. One family effectively ruling all of (or at least the most powerful countries in) europe for what, 100+ years? Madness.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 02, 2012, 11:18:18 PM
As some anonymous guy put it (in the 15th century!)

Bella gerant alii, tu felix Austria nube.
Nam quae Mars aliis, dat tibi diva Venus

Last make love not war Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 03, 2012, 03:26:33 AM
Quote from: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on May 02, 2012, 11:13:04 PM..I think the worst that happens is you get sent off to be a nobody ruler of a tiny county somewhere....

I'd like that. Peaceful. Small crowd control.

Last no CS gas Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 03, 2012, 09:27:28 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on May 03, 2012, 03:26:33 AM
Last no CS gas Post

Last nur Käsesocken (cheese-socks) Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on May 03, 2012, 11:28:09 AM
They may be worse

Last Geneva convention post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 03, 2012, 11:54:34 AM
Only if it is cheese from Corsica
(http://i45.tinypic.com/4ue98w.jpg)
http://i45.tinypic.com/4ue98w.jpg

Can't find the image online what happens when it comes into the vicinity of an open flame

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Btw, should this movie make it to the US, I recommend it.
The opening may not do it full justice but the film looks like at least an order of magnitude more expensive than it was.

[youtube=425,350]uX2cS8wvQHI[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX2cS8wvQHI
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 03, 2012, 04:51:55 PM
Found it and in English:
(http://horadecubitus.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/img11.jpg)
http://horadecubitus.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/img11.jpg

Last I'm sure the original French must be somewhere too Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 03, 2012, 11:24:32 PM
Again it shows my google-fu to be deficient.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 04, 2012, 02:04:04 AM
Last German google is biased towards German results Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 04, 2012, 02:12:40 AM
I got the first panel in several languages but not the second.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 04, 2012, 02:17:16 AM
I searched for asterix corse fromage and got:
(http://rolphi.com/blog/images/photos/OZ_2010/asterix_corse.jpg)
http://rolphi.com/blog/images/photos/OZ_2010/asterix_corse.jpg

Last :P Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 04, 2012, 02:20:11 AM
I tried numerous terms in several languages but did not get the explosion.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 04, 2012, 02:23:53 AM
Last Google is conspiring against you :mrgreen: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 04, 2012, 02:29:36 AM
Against Germany definitely

Last in league with GEMA Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 04, 2012, 03:50:16 AM
Some people would say they are against everybody and some that they are just for themselves.

Last I think they could be really evil if they wanted Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 04, 2012, 10:07:26 AM
That's their official motto.

Last Do no evil unless necessary Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 04, 2012, 01:34:54 PM
Which I see as an improvement from the general motto:

Last do what's necessary regardless of how evil it is Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 04, 2012, 01:46:14 PM
Well, that's the Sunday school version.

Last usually the silent war-cry is Why choose the lesser Evil? Post

Btw, that latter violates the copyright of the Great Old One
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 04, 2012, 10:13:09 PM
No way to get around the evil thing apparently.

Last :( Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 04, 2012, 10:21:20 PM
Maybe in the case of google but not in society.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 05, 2012, 03:26:33 AM
It makes me think on the benevolence thing.

Last and how unrealistic it is Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 05, 2012, 10:23:28 AM
Quote
Faust
We usually gather from your names
The nature of you gentlemen: it's plain
What you are, we all too clearly recognise
One who's called Liar, Ruin, Lord of the Flies.
Well, what are you then?                                                                        1335

Mephistopheles
                            Part of the Power that would
Always wish Evil, and always works the Good.

Faust
What meaning to these riddling words applies?       

Mephistopheles
I am the spirit, ever, that denies!
And rightly so: since everything created,
In turn deserves to be annihilated:                                                         1340
Better if nothing came to be.
So all that you call Sin, you see,
Destruction, in short, what you've meant
By Evil is my true element.

Faust
You call yourself a part, yet seem complete to me?

Mephistopheles
I'm speaking the truth to you, and modestly.
Even if Man's accustomed to take
His small world for the Whole, that's his mistake:
I'm part of the part, that once was - everything,
Part of the darkness, from which Light, issuing,                                    1350
Proud Light, emergent, disputed the highest place
With its mother Night, the bounds of Space,
And yet won nothing, however hard it tried,
Still stuck to Bodily Things, and so denied.
It flows from bodies, which it beautifies,                                               1355
And bodies block its way:
I hope the day's not far away
When it, along with all these bodies, dies.

Faust
Now I see the plan you follow!
You can't destroy it all, and so                                                               1360
You're working on a smaller scale.

Mephistopheles
And frankly it's a sorry tale.
What's set against the Nothingness,
The Something, World's clumsiness,
Despite everything I've tried,                                                                 1365
Won't become a nothing: though I'd
Storms, quakes, and fires on every hand,
It deigned to stay as sea and land!
And those Men and creatures, all the damned,
It's no use my owning any of that crew:                                                1370
How many I've already done with too!
Yet new fresh blood is always going round.
So it goes on, men make me furious!
With water, earth and air, of course,
A thousand buds unfurl                                                                         1375
In wet and dry, warm and cold!
And if I hadn't kept back fire of old,
I'd have nothing left at all.

Last I prefer old Meph to some modern disciples of Evil Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on May 05, 2012, 01:15:46 PM
Du gleichst dem Geist, den du begreifst  - nicht mir!

Last try saying that after 12 pints post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 05, 2012, 01:36:24 PM
The cameo character that speaks these words also has grammar problems.

Last Wer ruft mir? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 05, 2012, 05:00:30 PM
Last is your telephone listed? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 05, 2012, 05:08:58 PM
In the liber paginarum fulvarum of course

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 05, 2012, 09:15:46 PM
Last do the take collect calls? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 06, 2012, 12:17:18 AM
No idea
Are you planning a phone conference?

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Post by: Roland Deschain on May 06, 2012, 12:55:48 PM
Last all this talk of beer is making me Fausty Post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 06, 2012, 01:04:59 PM
There has been no beer talk here for pages.

Last unlike in the Welcome to new siblings thread Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 06, 2012, 07:14:48 PM
Has there been beer there? I thought it was all rum and Special X.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 06, 2012, 07:37:22 PM
Barfer got mentioned (by me though)
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 06, 2012, 10:08:11 PM
Ah yes. The barfer. One can have too much of a good thing after all.

Last hic Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 06, 2012, 10:19:01 PM
De gustibus non est vomitandum

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 07, 2012, 01:21:13 PM
But the Romans did it all the time!

Last Aggie is the one talking about beer all the time ;) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 07, 2012, 07:30:13 PM
But they induced it deliberately to empty their stomachs for the next course

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 07, 2012, 08:30:49 PM
Indeed that was the practice.

Last but unless I'm misunderstanding your latin, it is criticizing the practice Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 07, 2012, 08:59:28 PM
No, just bad punning from my side.
We were talking about taste, beer and barfing.
I could as well have said de vomitu non est disputandum

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 07, 2012, 09:18:35 PM
Last Alain or Proust? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 07, 2012, 09:22:48 PM
Last I lost my plume de ma tante Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 07, 2012, 09:24:24 PM
No, na sdorowje

Last nunc est bibandum Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 07, 2012, 10:27:05 PM
Oh! Bibendum:
(http://images2.makefive.com/images/entertainment/culture/best-product-mascots/bibendum-the-michelin-man-7.jpg)
http://images2.makefive.com/images/entertainment/culture/best-product-mascots/bibendum-the-michelin-man-7.jpg

Last ;) :P Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 07, 2012, 10:38:15 PM
Last [youtube=425,350]xrnIpbtKUsc[/youtube] Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 07, 2012, 11:32:34 PM
Last gaudeamus igitur Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 07, 2012, 11:35:19 PM
Btw, that drinking song is by Goethe.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 07, 2012, 11:43:11 PM
How many people attended a university at the time?

Last better, how many at late medieval times? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 08, 2012, 12:50:33 AM
Enough that the economy of whole cities depended on them. And some places only became important and bigh through their universities.
On the one hand universities shifted the balance from monasteries towards cities, on the other universities played a large role in both church and worldly policy/politics. One might say university professors were never more powerful than in the late Middle Ages and early modern era.

Last before the new nation states and their rulers took control of them Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 08, 2012, 03:04:25 AM
Oxford, and then the breakaway Cambridge group, were all in the Church, the Universities would not otherwise exist.
Guys like Bishop Bateman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Bateman) - cottoned on and got busy sprouting further colleges. (he founded two, which was a bit greedy). Here endeth the lesson.

Last popularist medieval habits (pun intended) Post
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Post by: Roland Deschain on May 08, 2012, 09:19:33 AM
Medieval Europe. What an interesting place that would have been to live in. Nice drinking song, too. Is it a bawdy song? I can't understand it.

Last I should learn German just so I can learn that song Post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 08, 2012, 11:04:48 AM
No, that one is completely harmless.
It may be one of the least bawdy/unruly drinking sngs there is.
Admittedly there are some lines I do not fully understand either. Student slang from 200 years ago I presume.
One stanza can be understood as a friendly hint that drinking and women do not mix well and should be separated. If your love rejects you, you may drink instead but if she doesn't, you better keep sober (or it may become the very reason for the next rejection).

Last I do not drink but I still lack success with the female (another proof that they have common sense) Post

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 08, 2012, 04:05:07 PM
I know the size and influence argument but in hard numbers how many students attended?

Last for instance the Paris' Conservatoire had 350 students in 1795 Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 08, 2012, 04:25:40 PM
The first numbers I find say that there were only 12000 students in Germany in 1840
(1930: 100K; 1980 1 Mio; today about 2.2 Mio).

For the early 16th century

             1501   1506-10   1511-15   1516-20   1521-25   1526-30   1531-35   1536-40   1541-45
Heidelberg     576   762           853           707         445            238            398            486            493
Tübingen     444   625           604           458          351             272   301            444            440
Leipzig     2118   2250   2340   1770   941             500   733            859            1502
Erfurt     1314   1348   1434   1537   271             125   303            357             338
Wittenberg1204   878           1038   1714   1069     716   1061   1674   2928

Formatting is hell but you'll get the basics

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Post by: Aggie on May 08, 2012, 06:32:46 PM
Hmm, we need some Toadfish drinking songs....

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 08, 2012, 07:09:38 PM
Those are indeed non trivial numbers, more so compared to the total population of the cities in question.

Last I'm still curious about the XII-XIII centuries Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 08, 2012, 09:54:55 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 08, 2012, 04:25:40 PM
The first numbers I find say that there were only 12000 students in Germany in 1840

Did they pay fees? What were student grants like?

Quote from: Swatopluk on May 08, 2012, 04:25:40 PM
             1501   1506-10   1511-15   1516-20   1521-25   1526-30   1531-35   1536-40   1541-45
Heidelberg     576   762           853           707         445            238            398            486            493
Tübingen     444   625           604           458          351             272   301            444            440
Leipzig     2118   2250   2340   1770   941             500   733            859            1502
Erfurt     1314   1348   1434   1537   271             125   303            357             338
Wittenberg1204   878           1038   1714   1069     716   1061   1674   2928

Formatting is hell but you'll get the basics

You need to use the [ta_ble][t_r][t_d] and ][/t-d][/t_r] [/ta_ble] codes.   (without the underlines which I had to put in so the codes were not activated.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 08, 2012, 10:05:06 PM
Could you give more detailed instructions for tables please?

I think in the 19th century students paid fees directly to their professors which formed an important part of their income.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 08, 2012, 10:23:03 PM
the *table* */table* starts and stops a table.
the *tr* and */tr* start and stop a row
the *td * and */td* start and stop a column.
replace * by  [  or ] as appropriate

the column code is a bit dodgy - you might do something like *td*    */td*  ie. spaces to give enough space between columns. There's a lot of trial and error in constructing a tidy table. So you might write
   *td* Griffin */td* *td*        */td*  *td*Swatopluk*/td*

to get the two names with a set number of spaces between them.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 08, 2012, 10:27:53 PM
Maybe I'll try some of that

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Post by: Roland Deschain on May 09, 2012, 02:02:09 PM
Meanwhile, in the 16th century CE...













City
01
06-10
11-15
16-20
21-25
26-30
31-35
36-40
41-45
Heidelberg
576
762
853
707
445
238
398
486
493
Tübingen
444
625
604
458
351
272
301
444
440
Leipzig
2118
2250
2340
1770
941
500
733
859
1502
Erfurt
1314
1348
1434
1537
271
125
303
357
338
Wittenberg
1204
878
1038
1714
1069
716
1061
1674
2928

Last ordered table that wouldn't play ball and fit in one whole table until I found the weird spacing left in somewhere Post.
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Post by: Pachyderm on May 09, 2012, 02:03:30 PM
With a swoosh of robes, a lingering impression of a large grey shape and the definite odour of brandy, I disappear with the

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 09, 2012, 02:14:28 PM
But the Last Post slipped from his fingers, the foe became aware of his presence and bombarded him with squidlings.
The Last Post sank to the bottom of the moat and was forgotten until the mad professor found it at the end of his homing fishing line.

Last and now the screening starts Post
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Post by: Pachyderm on May 09, 2012, 02:53:13 PM
Bribes a squidling with Fish 'Ead Stoo and Capting's Deeliyte, thereby establishing Command and Control over the denizens of the moat.

Said squidling neatly removes the Last Post from the Mad Professor's line and returns it to his new Lord and Master, who once again is the proud possessor of the

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 09, 2012, 03:12:10 PM
Unfortunately the mad prof has still the remote for the self-destruct kits built into the squidling.
The Last Post carrying squidling explodes into his false new master's face and the Last Post goes into hiding in the lab.

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Post by: Pachyderm on May 09, 2012, 04:51:20 PM
*wipes face clean of squidling, being very careful not to touch the Stoo*

*shakes fist at ceiling*

"Curse you, Swato, you and your paranoia..."

*light bulb appears over head, sniggers*

Places Naughty Little Miss Last Post decoy in lab....  waits.... waits...

Sweeps lustful Last Post up in big net.

Runs off, cackling and clutching the

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 09, 2012, 05:07:26 PM
The evil twin of the Last Post that he took from the lab (where is was preparing another nasty Lasting Posteration) uses the opportunity that the cackling provides, pours (not inflammable) oil on itself, wiggles out of the clutch and walks through a dimesnion gate (not without taking the well-filled wallet from the thief's pocket).

Meanwhile the Last Post is on an extended vacation in an undisclosed location

Last it will send you a postcard with a false address of origin Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on May 09, 2012, 05:29:54 PM
You'll be waiting a while for said postcard..

Last Canada Post is slow, even with the snow starting to clear out of the passes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 09, 2012, 05:40:19 PM
I thought it went to Australia where it might accidentally get killed.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 09, 2012, 08:39:31 PM
Meanwhile, in a city far away, the film rights are sold.

Last serial Post


...................and Pachy to send me a LPWB word
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 09, 2012, 08:46:33 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on May 09, 2012, 08:39:31 PM
...................and Pachy to send me a LPWB word

at Last!
Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on May 10, 2012, 08:28:25 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on May 09, 2012, 08:39:31 PM
...................and Pachy to send me a LPWB word

Last is it bigger than a bread box? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 10, 2012, 09:10:04 AM
Depends on the bread I presume

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 10, 2012, 08:47:26 PM
Last bread and circus Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 10, 2012, 09:15:31 PM
Bread's too expensive these days and public circuses are not what they were in the past either.
Sooner or later we will see whether a re-do of ancient Rome will work without either (for the masses that is).

Last dystopian Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 10, 2012, 09:18:41 PM
Because he's elephantine?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 10, 2012, 09:26:43 PM
I would never dare to put Our Pachy in the same drawer as GOPsters.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 10, 2012, 09:32:04 PM
Are GOPsters bottom drawer?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 10, 2012, 09:34:05 PM
bottom scrapers

Last but do not confuse them with lobsters despite the colour Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on May 10, 2012, 10:15:29 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 10, 2012, 09:15:31 PM
Bread's too expensive these days and public circuses are not what they were in the past either.

I disagree - empty calories are cheaper than ever, and bloodsport is getting more realistic.  The arenas have moved online, however.

Last Doritos and war-propaganda video games; I suspect the recent softening of cannabis laws in the US is a move to increase the consumption of both Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 10, 2012, 10:29:21 PM
But these days the masses are expected to pay for the stuff unlike in ancient Rome when it was free of charge.

Last catering at primaries does not really count Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 11, 2012, 03:00:54 AM
Last the masses should be serving the catering... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 11, 2012, 09:33:15 AM
Catering or not, let's hope the GOP will crater this fall.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 11, 2012, 12:24:16 PM
Last otherwise they will make craters all over Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 11, 2012, 12:31:49 PM
Last not to forget a lot of crate shifting Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on May 11, 2012, 12:48:06 PM
LPWB word sent to Grif.

Last generally, it's smaller than a bread box Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 11, 2012, 01:03:22 PM
a matchbox, an ant, a colibri, a cellphone, the decency of an obese radio host?

Last plant, animal or mineral? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 11, 2012, 01:16:07 PM
If we are talking about certain obese radio host, a bread box is an infinitely large space to fit his decency.

Last multiply his decency times infinite and it is still an infinitely large space Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 11, 2012, 01:30:42 PM
But what about decadency?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 11, 2012, 07:57:31 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 11, 2012, 01:30:42 PM
But what about decadency?


Is that more than 10 years?

Pachy's LPWB IS IN. First clue was in his post on previous page.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 11, 2012, 08:14:45 PM
I already tried some smaller-than-a-breadbox things.
But even a universe can fit in(to?) a nutshell.

Last the bread has to be smaller than the breadbox Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 12, 2012, 12:07:57 AM
Yes, even toast soldiers would fit.

Last boiled egg Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on May 12, 2012, 02:25:23 AM
Last   larger than a matchbox?   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 12, 2012, 09:39:46 AM
a pancake box?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 12, 2012, 04:56:55 PM
Last I don't give a toss Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 12, 2012, 05:08:01 PM
So, something ball shaped?

Last or really small dwarfs? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 12, 2012, 06:06:55 PM
Sorry, I haven't been cluing... dunno if small dwarves like this or not.

Last red herring Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 12, 2012, 06:17:50 PM
purple kippers?

Last post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 12, 2012, 08:32:27 PM
Last blue funk Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 12, 2012, 08:49:03 PM
Not my type of music.

Last we are certainly dwarves Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 12, 2012, 09:29:52 PM
We may be if there is a tribe of tall people somewhere.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 12, 2012, 10:01:36 PM
Potential Brobdingnakians in a breadbox?

Last lots of 500 Internal Server Error in the last half hour Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 12, 2012, 10:48:50 PM
Last small things fit in small packages Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 12, 2012, 11:14:52 PM
nanoparticles in microcapsules

Last kleiner Mann im Ohr Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 12, 2012, 11:51:10 PM
Last antimatter in buckyballs Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 13, 2012, 12:06:31 AM
unless it is anti carbon that should not pose a problem.

Last OK, once the electrons and positrons cancel each other out it could become interesting Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 13, 2012, 12:23:17 AM
At this point the most expected would be anti-Hydrogen inside the buckyballs.

Last the question is what to do after Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 13, 2012, 12:42:00 AM
The single positron would annihilate, leaving an anti-proton that would be repelled by the cloud of the surviving electrons. The single positive charge would spread over the outer surface.

Last could work Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 13, 2012, 02:04:48 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 12, 2012, 10:01:36 PM
Potential Brobdingnakians in a breadbox?

or snakes on a plane?

Quote from: Swatopluk on May 12, 2012, 10:01:36 PM
lots of 500 Internal Server Error in the last half hour-

it's a weekend.....

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 13, 2012, 08:55:02 AM
Do we have to open a can-o-worms?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Roland Deschain on May 13, 2012, 02:10:09 PM
Last it depends upon what type of worms are in the can Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 13, 2012, 04:34:11 PM
We may kill the worms by opening the box.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 13, 2012, 04:42:28 PM
Last they now sell live worms in a can? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 13, 2012, 04:44:08 PM
so, they anaerobic and suffering from photodermatitis?

Last light filaments Posts
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 13, 2012, 04:48:52 PM
Last extremophiles in a can Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 13, 2012, 05:11:26 PM
or mayby just micro box-turtles

Last why am I so sleepy at the moment? Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 13, 2012, 05:51:15 PM
Only if eggs had a tin shell.

Last if you can sleep, why not? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 13, 2012, 06:06:13 PM
What? What? Now we are talking about tins?

Last when is a can not a can? Post


mmmm. 1010
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 13, 2012, 07:04:26 PM
When it can't of course.

Last Citizen Can't by Argon Wel(s)ding Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 13, 2012, 11:26:16 PM
Last Rosebud Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 13, 2012, 11:30:28 PM
Slay ride

Edit: Oh, I mistook it for the word association thread. Last Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 14, 2012, 02:26:51 AM
So did I. What can we have been thinking of to make such a mistake.

Last erroneous Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 14, 2012, 10:50:29 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on May 14, 2012, 02:26:51 AM
So did I. What can we have been thinking of to make such a mistake.

Thinking about the synergy of fusing two threads that have become so similar.

Last btw, a LPWB hint would not hurt either Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 14, 2012, 01:57:25 PM
Yes, I guess Patchy has been out for the weekend. Or maybe he is just busy chasing badgers.

Hmmmm. Now let me see. A hint it is you are wanting.

We didn't have it in England when I was growing up.

Last that should keep you guessing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 14, 2012, 02:01:30 PM
gray squirrels?

Last the intenet would not fit inside a single breadbox Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 14, 2012, 02:12:32 PM
What is this fixation with the breadbox?

No, it's not grey squirrels, and how many can you fit in a breadbox if it had been?

Some of the internet would fit since a lot of it is virtual.........

But it is not the internet.

I can guarantee that the LPWB word has been referred to at the TFM, at least in essence. Do you want to play eye-spy?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 14, 2012, 02:22:26 PM
At the moment I cannot remember/deduce what TFM means (unless you mean toad fish monastery).

The first hint was that the LPWB is smaller than a breadbox.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on May 14, 2012, 04:38:04 PM
No, the first hint was it is usually smaller than a breadbox. There is no upper limit to size. Think cap size, and 17th C Viennese monks.

Last cryptic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 14, 2012, 04:46:08 PM
Last a cheese wheel? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 14, 2012, 04:53:50 PM
I only find that said monks invented cappucino but not that they were very tall.
Also monks rarely wear bras ;)

So nothing about the coffee driven cypher machine run by Metternich's msitress.

Last tit or teat? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 14, 2012, 05:00:19 PM
Last but who wants a teat in a breadbox? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 14, 2012, 09:20:14 PM
Those who like them detachable

Last and udder fetishists Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 14, 2012, 10:12:33 PM
what else could TFM be> of course it is

Last let's have a spelling bee Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 14, 2012, 10:17:29 PM
Bees can dance and tell but spell?

Last Bee Bee Queen Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 14, 2012, 10:35:48 PM
I wash my hands off this. Remember I am only the fly catchers hand maiden.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 14, 2012, 10:38:48 PM
Better than to be his footman

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 15, 2012, 01:09:54 AM
Last who's better than who? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 15, 2012, 09:33:55 AM
hand maiden > footman

Last explanatory Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 15, 2012, 05:24:33 PM
Are you asking for the hand of the maiden on foot?

Last mon? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 15, 2012, 05:34:18 PM
She is six feet under and very probably not a maiden (neither has anything to do with me which I regret as far as the latter part is concerned).

Last I am not into nekrophilia Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 15, 2012, 05:50:18 PM
Last looks like your are more into saudade (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saudade) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 15, 2012, 06:04:46 PM
That fits indeed.

Last add to that the strong belief that it would not have worked out well anyway Post

And the cynic adds that the personal damage would have been worse had there been an intimate relationship.
Only guessing on my part but since her sister died at about the same age (from the dates on the tombstone), it looks like there was some medical inevitability not just failed screening.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 15, 2012, 08:47:06 PM
I had for some years what now I call a 'lock' on certain person and I had become used to think of her all the time. Needless to say that didn't help me at all.

Last the solution was to force myself not to think of her Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on May 15, 2012, 09:36:12 PM
I have a strong suspicion that the best loves remain unrequited....

Last actual relationships are too messy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 15, 2012, 09:42:12 PM
Grass greener on the other side, I know ::)
Last and threat stronger than execution Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 15, 2012, 09:49:16 PM
Last no clue what you are on about Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 15, 2012, 09:52:46 PM
Something a pshrink could make hay out of

Last even absent size-adjustable breadboxes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 15, 2012, 09:58:32 PM
Quote from: Aggie on May 15, 2012, 09:36:12 PM
actual relationships are too messy
I guess that's why the romantic ideals involve the death of the lovers (alla Romeo & Juliet).

Last six months to two years to start hating each other Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 15, 2012, 10:10:51 PM
Ephraim Kishon wrote a whole drama about Romeo and Julia as an aging couple (with a nymphomaniac daughter named Lucretia).

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 15, 2012, 10:15:27 PM
I would imagine it would be worse than the average arranged marriage.

Last expectations are a killer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 15, 2012, 10:24:14 PM
Extra problem: the author ("Willy") has found them and tries to get the proper ending back.
One of Julia's major complaints is that her husband has an affair with a hot-water bottle  named Lisa and that the priest does not consider that sufficient for a legal divorce.
They still debate btw whether it was the lark or the nightingale.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 16, 2012, 02:44:29 AM
Last does he have the willies? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 16, 2012, 02:50:01 AM
I worked on a database once where there were too many willies. We had a good laugh when it fell over.

it only allowed for 999, which in any database is a ridiculously small number for possible keys, especially when Williams is a very common name

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 16, 2012, 09:20:34 AM
Not to forget Jones

Last how many John Jones(es) are there in Britain? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling DavidH on May 16, 2012, 10:21:08 AM
2,136,781 not including the Isle of Man and the Bailiwick of Upton Snodsbury.

Last Precision is everything post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 16, 2012, 10:31:56 AM
non-Manximized results?

Last Post

Edit: googling how many john jones in england gives 258 million results in 0.34 seconds
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 16, 2012, 03:01:13 PM
Last but if you use quotes you get no results at all Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 16, 2012, 08:54:35 PM
Still enough when you drop the 'in england'.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 17, 2012, 03:13:47 AM
Enough for what? A John Jones convention?

Last only in Wales Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 17, 2012, 05:12:35 AM
Last can you see whales in Wales? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 17, 2012, 07:42:23 AM
From Wales likely. But most dolphinaria in Wales seem to have closed.

Last a few dead whales in museums maybe Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 17, 2012, 03:20:44 PM
Whaddayanow? They even have a blog.

Last http://whaleswales.blogspot.com/ Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 17, 2012, 06:52:37 PM
Are there lions in Sierra Leone?

Last or tigers in the Tigris? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 17, 2012, 07:47:15 PM
Message for Swato - you got the LPWB word, but a different spelling, so it did not show up.

LP (shorthand)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 17, 2012, 08:03:20 PM
cipher machine  can of worms boxturtle sleigh sled bobsled cappuccino shrink hot water bottle?

Last no idea Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 17, 2012, 10:04:06 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 17, 2012, 06:52:37 PM
or tigers in the Tigris?
I wouldn't be surprised if at some point the Caspian tiger (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caspian_tiger) roamed in the northern part of the river.

Last apparently the name of the river has nothing to do with tigers, though Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 17, 2012, 10:08:57 PM
But the zoological name is panthera tigris  ;)

Last hoiw many can claim to have shot an euph-rat*? Post

*which sounds like a rat on controlled substances
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 17, 2012, 10:15:31 PM
I'm sure some military on the area would claim so...

Last :( Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 17, 2012, 10:18:46 PM
Maybe some EU-frats got a shot.

Last Studentensau(hau)fen Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 17, 2012, 10:49:05 PM
I was unaware of fraternities in EU universities.

Last I thought it was a northamerican perversion Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 17, 2012, 10:54:52 PM
Since they all come over* sooner or later, I guess the young boys networks will too.

Last unless we consider Burschenschaften/Studentenverbindungen as a precursor** Post

*the perversions, not necessarily the frat boys
**in that case WE started it
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 18, 2012, 02:58:44 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 17, 2012, 10:49:05 PM
I was unaware of fraternities in EU universities.

Oxbridge has secret dining clubs and supposedly secret socieities only they are secret so we don't know if there are any.......... and then there's the wretched Bullingdon Club (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullingdon_Club).

Swato, the word is amongst the ones you posted.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 18, 2012, 10:39:38 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on May 18, 2012, 02:58:44 AM
Swato, the word is amongst the ones you posted.

Now, how do I find all possible spellings?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 18, 2012, 01:26:33 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on May 18, 2012, 02:58:44 AM
and then there's the wretched Bullingdon Club (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullingdon_Club).
So that's where the modern use of bullying comes from?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 18, 2012, 10:25:44 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 18, 2012, 01:26:33 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on May 18, 2012, 02:58:44 AM
and then there's the wretched Bullingdon Club (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullingdon_Club).
So that's where the modern use of bullying comes from?

Unknown. What is known is that the PM and the Chancellor mispent their youth as members.

Swato, suggest an ordered list of which word is most likely to have more than one spelling? Or get Patchy to give another clue. whichever is easiest.

BLast Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 18, 2012, 10:28:37 PM
No, it stans for Bull Ing. Don = Professor of bovine engineering

Last bost literal and metaphorical Post

Edit:
Quote from: Griffin NoName on May 18, 2012, 10:25:44 PM
Swato, suggest an ordered list of which word is most likely to have more than one spelling? Or get Patchy to give another clue. whichever is easiest.

Can I exclude hyphenation and separate/connected variants?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 19, 2012, 02:33:17 AM
Yes.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 19, 2012, 08:42:04 AM
cipher machine  Cipher Machine Ciphermachine Cipher machine
can of worms Can of worms Can Of Worms Can-o-Worms Can-O-Worms
boxturtle Box turtle Box Turtle Boxturtle box tortoise Box Tortoise Box tortoise terapene terapin Terapene Terapin
sleigh Sleigh
sled Sled sledge Sledge toboggan
bobsled bobsleigh Bobsled Bobsleigh
cappuccino Cappuccino Capuchin cappuchino capuchino
shrink Shrink Pshrink pshrink
hot water bottle Hot water bottle Hot Water Bottle

Last fail Post

Edit: c a p p u c h i n o

I'll send Griffin a new word
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 19, 2012, 06:31:34 PM
The new word is in.

By the way, I don't think the censor differentiates between upper and lower case.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 19, 2012, 06:53:44 PM
I think the new LPWB can be reasonably described as a buzzword.

Last except for those using it most people seem to hate it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 20, 2012, 04:50:15 AM
I certainly hate it and would never use one.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 20, 2012, 06:05:22 AM
Last synergy? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 20, 2012, 08:58:54 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 20, 2012, 06:05:22 AM
Last synergy? Post

It gets worse when used synergetically, no doubt. I know only one (funny) counterexample.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 21, 2012, 02:11:24 AM
I'm a bit rusty in marketing-speak...

Last which I assume is where the word is frequently used Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 21, 2012, 03:41:27 AM
Unfortunately I don't think this needs much marketing :(

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 21, 2012, 04:40:40 AM
What is the marketing-speak term for conning your potential 'customer'?

Last educate the public? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 21, 2012, 08:37:46 AM
It became really popular worldwide after an event (actually two) in a state with longlasting racial tensions.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 21, 2012, 02:48:06 PM
Last Jim Crow laws? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 21, 2012, 02:57:48 PM
no, scarecrow maybe.

Last not US Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 21, 2012, 05:05:02 PM
So, are we talking about the Orwellian propaganda of the war years?

Last or the Russian pogroms? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 21, 2012, 05:20:43 PM
You're getting away. Race yes, Black yes US no.

Last and propaganda at best metaphorically (or overliterally) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on May 21, 2012, 05:38:41 PM
Something along the lines of electroconvulsive therapy or the electric chair?

Last is the state South Africa? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 21, 2012, 06:24:41 PM
mmm I like that clue Swato.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 21, 2012, 06:43:05 PM
Last apartheid? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 21, 2012, 07:25:15 PM
Getting hot in here.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 21, 2012, 09:07:51 PM
27C with 75% humidity here.

Last wrong thread Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 21, 2012, 09:43:55 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 21, 2012, 06:43:05 PM
Last apartheid? Post

Geographically correct

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 21, 2012, 10:55:58 PM
I guess I'll have to dust up my SA history because I have no clue.

Last is that a good thing I don't know something horrible? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 21, 2012, 11:05:40 PM
You don't have to go back far.
A mere 5 years ago few outside Africa would have known the word or heard it..

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 22, 2012, 12:39:24 AM
Shame it didn't stay there.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 22, 2012, 12:46:19 AM
Or it would only be used by those that really know how to do so properly.

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Edit: He clearly did not and now has to bear the consequences
(http://toadfishmonastery.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=9.0;attach=1454)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on May 22, 2012, 05:56:06 AM
Should I ask my sister? She's there now.


Last Her boyfriend would surely know, he grew up in the townships Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 22, 2012, 10:50:05 AM
Quote from: Aggie on May 22, 2012, 05:56:06 AM
Should I ask my sister? She's there now.
Last Her boyfriend would surely know, he grew up in the townships Post

Too much effort to filter out the background noise, I'd say.

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Totally unrelated and far funnier (fan furrier? ;))
http://thelastword.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/16/11734714-auto-tuning-humanizes-robotic-romney
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 22, 2012, 03:50:56 PM
You can't humanize that, I'm not sure if he is a narcissist or not but he certainly can filter the precious little empathy he may feel to a very small group.

Last he doesn't look completely psychopathic like Cheney or Gingrich though Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 22, 2012, 04:00:08 PM
Androids rarely look/are more evil than their masters/makers (provided the latter are evil).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 22, 2012, 04:24:12 PM
I have more than one Android at home...

Last they're all friendly Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 22, 2012, 04:32:46 PM
That's what they want you to think.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 22, 2012, 05:05:49 PM
They take my calls, allow me to play games, read wikipedia, this site, guide me through the road...

Last and now I'm completely dependent!!! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 22, 2012, 06:17:02 PM
They will go Twonky (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Twonky) any day now.

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Btw, the orginal story has no happy end.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 22, 2012, 10:17:44 PM
Last who said happy endings existed? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 22, 2012, 10:22:35 PM
Well, the movie could leave you with the illusion that in the end you could free yourself from their influence.

Last while the story makes it clear that your choices are thraldom or death Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 23, 2012, 01:41:02 AM
Choices, choices...

Last so no explicit determinism, only misery is certain Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 23, 2012, 05:28:53 AM
Is misery more frequent than joy?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 23, 2012, 10:55:47 AM
Given the number and influence of professional killjoys, I'd say the answer is affirmative.

Last even in absence of the LPWB Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Roland Deschain on May 23, 2012, 02:10:16 PM
I have no idea what the LPWB is, and don't wish to look it up right now, due to laziness/procrastination.

Last procras...you get the idea Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 23, 2012, 02:42:05 PM
The LPWB (Last Post Word Bingo) is a guessing game specific to this thread.
A word is put into the filter, so if someone uses it, it will be replaced with "Last Word Bingo Winner". The person that first gets it sends in the next word to guess (usually Griffin will do the filter adjusting).
The 'giver' of the word also has to post occasional hints about the word.

Currently we are looking for a buzzword with South African connections that many find very annoying.
Knowing the heads-down guy in the b/w image above would also be of great help in finding the word.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 23, 2012, 02:57:18 PM
And considering that I have currently no clue I will keep talking about misery.

Last due to the mystery Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 23, 2012, 03:02:25 PM
Let's narrow it down: What had people especially annoyed about events in SA in 2009/10?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 23, 2012, 04:28:27 PM
You mean the attacks on non SA blacks, mostly from Zimbabwe?

Last xenophobia isn't exclusive to SA at all Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Roland Deschain on May 23, 2012, 08:07:17 PM
Ooh. I'm liking this game within a game. Let me guess.

Last are you talking about the FIFA Confederations Cup, the 2012 World Cup, or the National Elections and Provincial Elections? Post.

EDIT: Maybe not. Let me list them separately, lol.

FIFA Confederations Cup
2012 World Cup
National Election
Provincial Election

EDIT #2: And a few more, because i'm greedy.

Football
Soccer
AIDS
HIV

EDIT #3: Dagnabbit! :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 23, 2012, 08:13:38 PM
You (Roland) are guessing in the right direction.

before those events: LPWB practically unknown outside Africa
after those events: a worldwide annoyance

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 23, 2012, 09:22:38 PM
Last let the guesser guess Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 23, 2012, 09:24:13 PM
Last sounds like SOS* Post

*not intended as a hint
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 23, 2012, 09:26:09 PM
sounds like a load of twaddle to me

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 23, 2012, 09:26:53 PM
Last oh, I'm sending SOS' because I don't have the slightest clue whatsoever Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 23, 2012, 09:34:15 PM
You did not get the buzz, did you?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 23, 2012, 09:47:06 PM
Last nope Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 23, 2012, 09:56:28 PM
Last be glad. it can be unhealthy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 23, 2012, 10:07:52 PM
Last incest is by definition xenophobic but hardly exclusive to SA Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 23, 2012, 10:23:37 PM
and did not become an export article after the mentioned events either

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 23, 2012, 10:36:35 PM
Something somewhere made something else popular.

Last hardly a clue Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 23, 2012, 10:43:09 PM
The event(s) were correctly guessed and stated by Roland.
Now you have just to find out what came from them and became a global nuisance.

Last and caused a lot of buzz Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 24, 2012, 01:26:16 AM
Then I guess I was living under a rock because at the time of the worldcup I was paying attention... to the worldcup!

Last shallow but true Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 24, 2012, 10:02:05 AM
An effect of the LPWB is that, if you are exposed to it long enough, you'll no longer notice to be exposed to it

Last and then it is too late Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 24, 2012, 10:24:28 AM
I'd have run a mile before that happened (getting used to it).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 24, 2012, 11:40:00 AM
I was not thinking of getting used to but losing the ability :mrgreen:

Last physical not psychical Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 24, 2012, 12:35:25 PM
Last so there is some desensitizing? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 24, 2012, 12:48:05 PM
In the way that looking straight into the sun desensitizes the eyes ::)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 24, 2012, 12:50:12 PM
Last morally or physically? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 24, 2012, 12:56:39 PM
If this was not a quiz, I'd make a very obscene joke here. But it would be a dead give-away :mrgreen:

Last literally killing/harming senses Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 24, 2012, 01:41:15 PM
Last slowly boiling the frog Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 24, 2012, 01:52:24 PM
Who talks about slowly?

It is assumed that the frog does not notice the input if it increases incrementally.
The LPWB will give you the full blast and that may be enough even after short time exposure.
But admittedly it needs a high concentration (same as a dim bulb will not blind you permanently).
That one the other hand gives many a false sense of security which they had not with some of the precursors (long banned)

Last not talking about large caliber firecrackers Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 24, 2012, 02:22:02 PM
I see...

Last not really Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 24, 2012, 02:29:57 PM
In a sense you are a wrong no to notice

Last I could put an often repeated Bible quote here Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 24, 2012, 04:28:49 PM
Last are you calling me insensitive? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 24, 2012, 06:31:22 PM
Can anyone join in this conversation?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 24, 2012, 08:36:29 PM
No, it's a dispute between tone-deaf people

Last the colour discussion of the blind is in room 15 Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 24, 2012, 08:54:09 PM
Apparently everyone else is out at the moment.

Last and I simply don't know the subject Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 24, 2012, 09:09:20 PM
If subject does not work maybe object will.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 24, 2012, 09:10:10 PM
Last I object to this subject Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 25, 2012, 12:51:16 AM
This one will run and run.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on May 25, 2012, 02:44:08 AM
Last   I am certain this will all make sense some day   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 25, 2012, 04:44:22 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on May 25, 2012, 12:51:16 AM
This one will run and run.
I thought it was South African not Kenyan.

Last Obama is running, see? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 25, 2012, 10:28:14 AM
Nothing to do with running actually (unless away because you can't stand it anymore).

Last but getting out of range may take a while Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 25, 2012, 03:21:13 PM
Last running to the moon Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 25, 2012, 03:28:43 PM
Up there you should be safe from LPWB annoyance, provided you switch off your radio (or stick to Morse code).

Last in space nobody can hear Mitt Romney singing* Post

*no, the LPWB is not about the US election
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 25, 2012, 04:19:43 PM
Radio waves may be understandable from Alfa Centauri.

Last you can't run fast enough Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 25, 2012, 04:25:04 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 25, 2012, 10:28:14 AM
Nothing to do with running actually

I dispute this, although it is only tangental. But best not to mislead puzzled participants.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 25, 2012, 04:49:06 PM
I am currently fully misled.

Last at warp speed I would avoid radio transmissions Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 25, 2012, 08:25:14 PM
Do you normally radiate radio waves?

What causes people to run?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 25, 2012, 09:01:27 PM
We do radiate infrared so not completely far off.

Last run to be noticed or run because we were noticed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 25, 2012, 10:32:29 PM
The largest working LPWB was btw produced by Hyundai.
The LPWB got banned by the Gaelic Athletic Association.
No effect on/in South Africa though ;)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on May 25, 2012, 10:43:29 PM
Oh, that.  It was certainly the media 'buzzword' during that time.


Last sound suspiciously like it has something to do with female anatomy, to me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 25, 2012, 11:00:04 PM
And almost exactly like a famous German football/soccer player (image posted somewhere above)

Wollt ihr LPWB blasen
wird das Stadium bald rasen
wie ein wilder Bienenschwarm
|:Doch verstopfet eure Ohren
S'geht der Hörsinn sonst verloren
S'ist so laut das Gott erbarm:|

http://www.ingeb.org/Lieder/prinzeug.mid

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 25, 2012, 11:19:05 PM
Last what, they banned the wave? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 25, 2012, 11:27:22 PM
Wenn des Schalles Wellen rasen
von dem LPWB-Blasen
Auf dem Platze um und um
|:Müßt ihr eure Ohren schützen
Weil sie sonst euch nicht mehr nützen
Und das wäre doch zu dumm:|

Last same tune Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 26, 2012, 01:55:47 AM
So has Aggie won?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 26, 2012, 02:02:43 AM
Not until the word is spelled out :mrgreen:

Wollt ihr LPWB tröten
Werden wir euch alle töten
Ohne Gnad und ohn Verzug
|:Ihr erlaubt euch uns zu stören
Und wir können's nicht mehr hören
Jetzt ist endlich mal genug:|

Können's länger nicht ertragen
Drum wird nun zurückgeschlagen
Mit dem hellen Laserstrahl
|:Habt nun acht auf eure Augen
Ob sie danach noch was taugen
Oder ob dies nicht der Fall:|

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 26, 2012, 05:23:45 PM
What the heck has a vuvuzela to do with race?

Last truly misled Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 26, 2012, 05:48:56 PM
I simply said it came from a region with high racial tensions (=>South Africa).
And it was originally obviously a pure 'black' instrument.

Here we have btw one of the few examples of actual artists playing it (and I have the suspicion they deliberately play less in-tune than they could).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf2P8SnOwLo

Here we have an in-tune piece but the vuvus don't carry the melody, so less skill is necessary.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_wgPKuKW4c

The famous football guy is Uwe Seeler (pronounced U-vuh Zeh-lar)

You realize of course, why I avoided to use the term blow-job in this context :mrgreen:

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-----
Aggie got it first but you were the first to spell it out.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 27, 2012, 12:48:38 AM
Last the neutrinos have mutated Post

[youtube=425,350]uXqUcuE8fNo[/youtube]

[youtube=425,350]_4LxBcBad8Y[/youtube]

and then I found this which is a bit taddy

[youtube=425,350]uDYba0m6ztE[/youtube]

.....currently one of my favourite comics.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 27, 2012, 01:22:10 AM
I don't see the connection  ::) ;)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on May 27, 2012, 01:33:29 AM
I love Dara Ó Briain!
The first bit I ever saw from one of his shows remains a favorite:

Last   the horror that is...Mixed Marriage!   Post

[youtube=425,350]v0thRUS1wUw[/youtube]
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 27, 2012, 01:35:27 AM
Is it really necessary to put a marriage into a mixer?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on May 27, 2012, 01:38:03 AM
Last   if dad had nor capitulated, I would have been the product of a Mixed marriage   Post

:giggle:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 27, 2012, 01:54:47 AM
If he had not been so shy you'd be much older ;)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Roland Deschain on May 28, 2012, 01:36:29 AM
Dara O'Briain is brilliant. He does a few TV shows over here, on top of his usual stand-up. I must go see him sometime, but maybe next year, as i'm already seeing Frankie Boyle in Hammersmith in November.

Last so it was the vuvuzela? I didn't watch the World Cup, and haven't done so since 1986, when it was watched in my house. I detest the sport Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 28, 2012, 02:14:05 AM
Message for Swato. There wasn't any connection. As far as I know there's no rule that there has to be. But I haven't consulted the rule-manager.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 28, 2012, 10:13:03 AM
As if anyone would obey any rules in the first place :mrgreen:

So either Aggie or Zono has to send a new word in.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 28, 2012, 05:54:40 PM
I just sent the word to Griffin.

Last you can see it frequently Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 28, 2012, 05:55:55 PM
So, it's between 400 an 800 nm? :mrgreen:

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 28, 2012, 09:03:15 PM
Indeed.

Last I imagine the spectra has some holes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 28, 2012, 09:15:19 PM
Fraunhofer gaps or Schwarzschildt holes?

Last Chandra-sectarian Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 28, 2012, 09:28:47 PM
Do you watch non rotating black holes regularly?

Last working monitoring Chandra for Cambridge or MIT? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 28, 2012, 11:04:11 PM
The WORD is IN.

Zono, you sent the word to my puppet account (Griffin) which I never use so lucky you said here that it was sent. My real account is NoName (aka Griffin NoName).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 29, 2012, 01:15:20 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 28, 2012, 09:28:47 PM
Do you watch non rotating black holes regularly?

If a good lens is available.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 29, 2012, 02:34:44 AM
How do you know they are non-rotating? They may be rotating at the same speed as planet earth.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 29, 2012, 02:44:00 AM
They get out of shape while rotating

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 29, 2012, 04:16:20 AM
I get out of shape from spending too much time in bed (resting).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 29, 2012, 09:44:01 AM
But unlike (with?) black holes it does not make humans more attractive.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 29, 2012, 02:43:57 PM
Depending attractive to whom.

Last dietician academic attraction Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 29, 2012, 02:59:32 PM
We are not talking about native chieftains and their wifes in tropical regions.

Last nor Venus von Willendorf Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 29, 2012, 04:12:00 PM
That body type has it's attractiveness.

Last vaguely related to the LPWB Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 29, 2012, 04:26:07 PM
circular dichroism or spherical aberration?

Last Let's play ball Post
[youtube=425,350]N530arcf22E[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N530arcf22E
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 29, 2012, 05:46:38 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 29, 2012, 04:26:07 PM
circular dichroism or spherical aberration?
Neither.

Last it's all Greek to me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 29, 2012, 05:54:38 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 29, 2012, 05:46:38 PM
Last it's all Greek to me Post

...as is the word 'ball' from Greek ballein = to throw (that also gave rise to ballistics)

Last prefer something globular? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 29, 2012, 06:11:43 PM
Last nature is filled with globes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 29, 2012, 06:22:53 PM
In Latin globus also means band of thugs.

Last those will not solve the 4 colour problem on a globe Post

Yes, I know that on a globe one needs 5
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 29, 2012, 07:36:19 PM
Last no thugs on the LPWB yet Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 29, 2012, 07:51:12 PM
That's what the bad guys on sun, venus, mars and mercury want you to believe.

Last those on the outer planets receive danegeld Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 29, 2012, 08:33:23 PM
The gods ask for ransom? That makes a lot of sense.

Last perhaps Von Däniken's gods were of the extorting kind Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 29, 2012, 08:44:45 PM
I think those came from farther away (Sirius is a standard candidate)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 29, 2012, 08:47:46 PM
If you manage .5c we could be there in 17 years.

Last not impossible Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 29, 2012, 08:48:42 PM
Still working on the wormhole bypass

Last blue giant Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 29, 2012, 09:02:15 PM
I have the idea that you could use a comet as an interstellar ship, you can setup a reactor and use the water for propulsion, so that you can stabilize it and by lightly pushing, pull it out of it's orbit. I don't know if it is possible to reach anything > .1c but still a possibility for travel.

Last now it's only a matter of making Tokamaks work Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 29, 2012, 09:05:53 PM
We are not really sure whether comets even have a surface we could call solid.
Enough for a structure yes but possibly not able to carry weight (metaphorically spoken given the very low gravity).
Could be difficult to get anything to stick fast to it.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 29, 2012, 09:23:08 PM
If the comet is fair sized it shouldn't be a problem.

Last and you could use a belt.. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 29, 2012, 09:31:32 PM
If it behaves like whipped cream or quicksand, the belt would not be of much use

Last Fluffy the Comet Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 29, 2012, 09:47:16 PM
It has to have some level of cohesion or it would be vaporized the first time it flies by a star.

Last going strong Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 29, 2012, 09:56:19 PM
A lot of comets suffer that fate. Also not all are the same.
I guess they are more solid when they are far the star but it still may just be a thin crust above powder.

Nothing a big balloon hull could not deal with  ;)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Roland Deschain on May 30, 2012, 01:12:23 AM
I wouldn't have thought that comets would be strong enough to support external structures, being made of ice, although you could maybe tunnel into them. If you took an asteroid and attached a comet to it, maybe that would work better? You'd have the minerals and stability of the asteroid, plus the minerals of the comet. Such an undertaking would be very difficult, although I suggest reading many of the sci-fi books by Iain M Banks, as he covers asteroid living in those.

Last spectrum, spectra, interference patterns, visible light, red, orange, yellow, spectral lines, Argon emission lines Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 30, 2012, 01:28:06 AM
We should make it mandatory again to give the number of letters and/or syllables.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on May 30, 2012, 03:35:04 AM
Last      will a Van Allen belt contain an accretion disk, or is it just eccentricity?      Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 30, 2012, 10:14:31 AM
Last Dieser Oort ist ziemlich wolkig Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 30, 2012, 10:52:39 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 30, 2012, 01:28:06 AM
We should make it mandatory again to give the number of letters and/or syllables.

Was it ever? Where's the rule book?

Last :rulez: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 30, 2012, 11:06:39 AM
Let's say it was a custom that has fallen into disuse.

Last like so many others Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 30, 2012, 12:19:38 PM
You didn't have that courtesy with me...

Last three syllables, six letters Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 30, 2012, 12:43:48 PM
Why should I be the only non-disuser? ;)

Quasars are right out then.
Fortunately there are none in this galaxy.
But there is Quaoar (and Varuna and Haumea).
But these are proper nouns, thus not legitimate LPWBs.

Last were we talking astronomy, spectroscopy, both, or neither? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 30, 2012, 08:13:59 PM
So now you talk about what is proper...

Last because it could be Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 30, 2012, 08:53:59 PM
Woops, that was a rule :o

Anarchy!

Last anguished Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 30, 2012, 08:57:34 PM
So, quantum planets that could be there or not? ;)

Now for all medium sized bodies inside and outside our solar system

uploading.........

Last data overflow Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 30, 2012, 09:53:21 PM
Maybe you should have downloaded instead of uploading.

Last follow the directions Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 30, 2012, 10:16:47 PM
Down into stygian depths?

Last meteroric meteors missing me. Asteroids from astern approaching Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 31, 2012, 01:01:17 PM
You may look in the earth or in the sky.

Last the mother of all clues Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 31, 2012, 01:34:26 PM
I thought I had used helium already :mrgreen:
And uranus for that matter.
Neutrinos are too long.
The list of rare trisyllabic earth metals that can be found as names of cosmic objects is too (e.g. cerium)
I don't give a nickel either.

Last working in a vacuum here Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 31, 2012, 10:25:55 PM
I'm loving the veiled clues.

Last in debt Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 31, 2012, 10:40:40 PM
Walking around in a dustcloud without a filter, it seems. How to get the deposits out of the lungs afterwards?

Last can't see the zodiak* Post

*Kodiak bear in a zoo kodaked too often?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 01, 2012, 03:22:20 AM
You were a bit closer before.

Last pray to the gods Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 01, 2012, 09:33:31 AM
I checked about any medium to large object floating around in the solar system of ours without success (unless it's one of those cases where there are different spellings like Kallisto <-> Callisto) plus all orthodox constellations.

Then I remembered to always search closer to home first, which brough me to Selene.
(http://www.downrightcreepy.com/article_underworld_beckinsale.png)

Last lunatic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 01, 2012, 01:50:47 PM
All Greek to me, remember?

Last your turn Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 01, 2012, 02:00:25 PM
Graece, non legitur, as the old monks used to say

I'll look or a new word.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 01, 2012, 02:23:14 PM
Is this the fate of games like the guess the movie game?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 01, 2012, 02:25:43 PM
You mean every other round to be mine?

With movies the problem is that I own mostly extremly obscure ones that no one else here knows, and the others would be too obvious.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 01, 2012, 03:07:30 PM
You and I are playing the game.

Last where's everybody else? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on June 01, 2012, 04:23:38 PM
Sorry, been off to a wedding, then caught some horrendous disease from a fellow traveller. However, normal service is now resumed.

Last as normal as it ever gets, anyway Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 01, 2012, 04:58:41 PM
I hear that weddings are terribly unsafe and full of disease...

Last  ;) :P :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 01, 2012, 05:13:27 PM
since I know the WORD I can't do guessing, though I can do a fine job of introducing red herrings

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 01, 2012, 05:26:55 PM
Never been fond of herring.

Last tilapia with butter OTOH... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 01, 2012, 06:36:36 PM
OK, fish's right out! ;)

Still looking for a proper word that is not a proper noun.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 01, 2012, 07:17:46 PM
The rules define improper words acceptible provided they are not already in the censor.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 01, 2012, 07:51:44 PM
OK, I have sent a word to Griffin.

A real word to play with :mrgreen:

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 01, 2012, 11:53:22 PM
The WORD is IN.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 01, 2012, 11:58:28 PM
Then let's get ready for the pixie waltz!
[youtube=425,350]c4h23XfmNR4[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4h23XfmNR4

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 02, 2012, 02:39:59 AM
TeeHee was thinking along those lines myself.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on June 02, 2012, 04:13:15 AM
Last   organ grinder?   Post      (http://www.fops.org/forum/images/smilies/Organ_Grinder_and_Monkey_by_Aussie_Wendita.gif)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 02, 2012, 09:10:26 AM
No, completely wrong.

But you get my way of thinking.

Last Post

Completely unrelated
http://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2012/5/26/pastry-in-motion-bonus-saturday-cool-stuff.html
Wow!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Roland Deschain on June 03, 2012, 05:56:47 PM
Last so what are the clues for the current word? Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 03, 2012, 07:52:22 PM
I've got this one.

Bird. Bird is the word.

Last but the bird says mum Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Roland Deschain on June 03, 2012, 08:23:00 PM
Oh. Have you heard?

Last Family Guy fan Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 03, 2012, 09:07:38 PM
But heat and hindrance    not helpful clues
Will I verily    to wonderers give
Where to the waltz    the wights assemble
Seek the solution    in saintly chant

Last that should suffice for today, LPWB-wise Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 04, 2012, 04:13:33 PM
It does not suffice that you've been holding the

Last Post

since yesterday!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 04, 2012, 04:33:07 PM
Take your time    the token savour
Before it falls    to fellows again
They always think    this is mine
You lose the Last Post    belonging to me

Last no clues in there Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 04, 2012, 05:29:03 PM
No clues, just bad poems. What are things coming to?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 04, 2012, 05:35:12 PM
No time
to rhyme
in ways that are good
Understood?

Last no clues without new guesses Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 04, 2012, 05:43:15 PM
Are you trying to stop us getting the Last Post?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 04, 2012, 05:51:52 PM
And the clue was the guy playing the organ?

Last no clues around Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 04, 2012, 06:01:46 PM
No, he was the diversion. But what he plays will be seen in hindsight as a clue.

The first poem on the other hand is full of clues.

Last even in the churchyard one has to follow rules Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 04, 2012, 06:14:25 PM
Last I'm not hearing the music Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 04, 2012, 06:37:06 PM
No need to actually listen.
Maybe your boxes have not enough....power.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 04, 2012, 07:12:53 PM
Talk about obscure clues.

Last I need some amplification Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 04, 2012, 07:27:11 PM
That's putting the cart before the horse.

With enough in your system you might also call it shame- or powerless.

Last this would not be the LPBW, if it was too easy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 04, 2012, 07:34:30 PM
Last that sounds like scopolamine use Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 04, 2012, 07:43:17 PM
a lil lilt wood be youthful.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 04, 2012, 08:00:34 PM
Wormwood, mushrooms, belladona?

Last feverish and high Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 04, 2012, 08:21:08 PM
heat if high but no drugs
drag on the other hand...

Last says Simon Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 04, 2012, 09:46:29 PM
Last not aerodynamic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 04, 2012, 10:07:49 PM
literally that could be but I do not think that in the shape I used for the LPWB it is applied there.

Last don't forget the fairy foxtrot Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 04, 2012, 10:36:14 PM
Last bad or good cavitation? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 04, 2012, 11:01:28 PM
Nope*
Dr.Teeth may know something about it.

Last enough hints for today Post

*Edit: now that I think about it, there is a connection. But I do not think that would help you in any way.
Better do the gigue with the gnomes.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 05, 2012, 12:08:00 AM
Are you on ecstacy? Or have you forgetten to include it?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 05, 2012, 12:16:26 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on June 05, 2012, 12:08:00 AM
Are you on ecstacy?

No, just putting ultraviolent fantasies on paper in alliterative verse.
And what do ou think/mean was 'forgetten' by me?

Last new clues not before to-morrow Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 05, 2012, 12:21:53 AM
I can't answer that. At least not for now.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 05, 2012, 12:24:04 AM
No clues and no clue.

But the Last Post is mine.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 05, 2012, 12:35:33 AM
I am still here even when not clueing.

Last Just remember my usual style. Seek bad puns Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 05, 2012, 03:37:45 PM
Those aren't bad puns.

Last those are bad clues Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 05, 2012, 04:01:46 PM
not necessarily mutually exclusive.

But you still refuse to do the gremlin gavotte too.

Last and a bit more applied lamaism would be helpful too, George Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 05, 2012, 06:00:51 PM
Last I'll start making my mandala then Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 05, 2012, 06:32:30 PM
Chanting would be better to achieve unity. Few can resist it when charged up sufficiently.

Good to accompany the Leprechaun lezginka too.

Last but don't forget the churchyard rules Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 05, 2012, 06:34:34 PM
What we resist is what we get.

Last new age truisms Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 05, 2012, 06:54:56 PM
Alway open to alternative streams.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 05, 2012, 08:12:00 PM
Properly charged you can have ionization and/or conductivity.

Last lightning fast Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 05, 2012, 08:38:17 PM
Improperly charged, on the other hand, can lead to a much bigger mess.

Last also lightning fast Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 05, 2012, 09:19:55 PM
So, better go for the opposite.

Last and do the brownie boogie-woogie Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 05, 2012, 10:07:32 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 05, 2012, 09:19:55 PM
Last and do the brownie boogie-woogie Post

:ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:

Last I love chocolate - it's so divertingPost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 05, 2012, 10:09:56 PM
I think I gave enough clues for today.

Last and I will have dental surgery in the morning Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 05, 2012, 10:15:07 PM
Make sure his drill is in working order.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 05, 2012, 10:24:05 PM
I think for this it is less a drill than a miniature rotating saw.
Root end surgery.
One gets used to it.
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 06, 2012, 01:21:09 AM
Hopefully it isn't too bad.

Last Chuckie chocolate Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 06, 2012, 10:29:54 AM
In my (quite long) experience the surgery itself is the shortest and easiest part.
Better than a normal visit to the dentist, if you ask me.
It's the aftermath that can get annoying.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Roland Deschain on June 06, 2012, 12:46:36 PM
Last am I lucky not to have needed fillings, or just using false teeth? Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 06, 2012, 01:40:24 PM
In the days of old European people travelling to the Galapagos islands for more than a passing visit used to have all their teeth pulled and replaced by a steel frame(?). Usually ships went there about twice a year only. Few were willing to wait half a year for a visit to the next dentist that resided many hundreds of miles away.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 06, 2012, 07:59:25 PM
Last so that's where the Bond movie guy had his' done? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 06, 2012, 08:02:07 PM
Eighteenth and early nineteenth century brides had all their teeth out upon marriage. I'm sure there must have been a good reason.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 06, 2012, 08:03:55 PM
Last erm... :censored: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 06, 2012, 08:10:26 PM
The only reasons I could come up with are NSFW.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 06, 2012, 08:20:56 PM
They were replaced with false teeth.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 06, 2012, 08:39:56 PM
That could be removed if circumstances called for it.

I think beautilation would be a more poper term here.
Also poor people sold their healthy teeth to the rich. Real teeth dentures were all the rage at times.
Teeth of dead people were also often used but they were rarely of the same quality as those of the young living.
Poor people often had better teeth as young adults since they had less access to sweets. But I think the advantage vanished at a higher age because the cheap flour available to the lower classes was more abrasive (mores husk and more grit from the millstones).
Typical alternatives: wood (Washingtons's dentures are on display) and ceramics/china.
Firmly attaching them to the jaw was a major problem though.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 07, 2012, 02:33:07 PM
And you are firmly attached to your clues.

Last or the idea is to forget about it again? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 07, 2012, 03:07:22 PM
I run out of synonyms of the echo gnomics variety.
Those would be the easiest way to the word.
But you keep to resist following them stubbornly.
I hear no saintly unity chants from you either.
And you seem to treat the book of churchyard rules as locked with seven seals.

Btw, three syllables (I think) and 9 letters

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 07, 2012, 04:46:02 PM
In order to follow clues I have to see them, that is, I don't have a clue what your clues are.

Chanting would be better to achieve unity: we are the 99%?
Good to accompany the Leprechaun lezginka too: should I call goat to sing the hymn of the International?
don't forget the churchyard rules: no tossin' & cussin'?
With enough in your system you might also call it shame- or powerless: plutocracy?

Last or cleptocracy, frankly I don't see much of a difference Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 07, 2012, 09:10:43 PM
We had fairy waltz, brownie boogie-woogie, fairy foxtrot, pixie waltz, wight waltz, gnome gigue and dwarf dumka. See a pattern?
Then there were Simon and George and references to loudspeakers.
Not to forget Dr.Teeth.

I could add Fench partisans to the mix.

Last always remember that I clue through puns Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 07, 2012, 09:47:06 PM
A pun only works if you understand the reference.

Last hence I'm flying blind, and apparently no body else is playing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 07, 2012, 10:11:33 PM
Let's walk through it slowly. We have numerous variations of fairy-tale beings of below average height doing a certain activity. That could, could I say, be a hint that the word you look for is similar or identical to another possible coupling of this type (in the style of 'echo gnomics' and 'in sewer ants').
Then there are a number of names that in connection may point into the general direction of the real thing (although it is itself complex).
There are a number of keywords that could when transported back to the original languages (those being btw German and French) spell out more synonyms.
What is Dr.Teeth connected to?
What do you look for when you want to acquire loudspeakers (apart from the price)?
Could a lamaist chant give you the unity and the final part to the name that sums up the LPWB?

Last getting desparate too Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 07, 2012, 10:40:20 PM
fairy-tale beings of below average height doing a certain activity: Dwarf puns?
What is Dr.Teeth connected to? His hat?
What do you look for when you want to acquire loudspeakers (apart from the price)? low distortion?
Could a lamaist chant give you the unity and the final part to the name that sums up the LPWB? Nain -om?

Last ping-pong Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 07, 2012, 11:12:25 PM
What activity do the miniature personalities conduct? There is a monosyllabic word of five letters.
What subspecies of fairy-tale mini people is missing from the list? Combine those two and you have the LPWB.
If you buy loudspeakers to attach to an amplifier, you have to check something first. It looks Greek to those in the know but is simple and straight-forward. That's what the lamas chant and gives value to the LPWB.

Last Dr.Teeth and... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 08, 2012, 12:52:36 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 07, 2012, 11:12:25 PM
What subspecies of fairy-tale mini people is missing from the list? Combine those two and you have the LPWB.

Imps, I suspect.  A larger creature relevant to the sub-clues looks like this:

(http://media.screened.com/uploads/0/6218/600571-nausicaa2.jpg)

Last I don't think they dance Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 08, 2012, 01:00:30 AM
Holy Georg Simon padme hum, I think Aggie is on to something.

Last nunc adiuva eos saltatione Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on June 08, 2012, 01:18:00 AM
Last   siren song?   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 08, 2012, 04:05:19 AM
How about an Irish Jigg ?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 08, 2012, 10:21:39 AM
I think the bottles are too narrow a place to do that in.

Last Post

Hey, looks like Aggie deleted and replaced his Post that in essence gave the answer to the secondary clues.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 08, 2012, 02:25:09 PM
I don't get why he doesn't simply answer himself.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 08, 2012, 07:50:10 PM
No time to give clues. The game would break down, as you'd sit for days waiting for meaningful hints.  I find that either I choose an easy to clue word and find it hard to concoct clues that aren't obvious, or I choose something so obscure that the 'obvious' clues are not helpful.  :P 

Also, I tend to clue very much like Swato did on this round, with lots of sub-clues and sidetracks.  The only way to get these ones is to wait until a large set of clues and hints is assembled, then take them all into consideration.

I didn't actually answer the thing yet...  I posted (and then deleted) a cheeky message saying:


Last "please forgive my impudence in not solving the LPWB" Post  :mrgreen:


How'd you pick up on that, Swato?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 08, 2012, 07:56:56 PM
You also revealed the meaning of the lamaist chant.
I got your original posting and immediately responded. Since I saw no EDIT marker but there was clearly a change inn the morning, I had to conclude that you must have done a delete and replace instead in-between me reading and me posting.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 08, 2012, 08:25:21 PM
Ah, the one with the Nausicaa screenshot? I don't think a post shows an edit marker if the edit is done nearly immediately (within 10 min, perhaps).

The screenshot was in lieu of giving the electrified spelling of the chant. I figured you'd be familiar with the 'big bug' - same spelling generally, when transliterated to English, at least on the subtitles I've seen.

Last already spelled it, incorrectly - may have boided my vowels intentionally ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 08, 2012, 08:38:22 PM
Yes, I have seen Nausicaa and am familiar with the Omu.
As far as I can see you posted all elements and a word looking similar but with a different meaning (not the one Viagra works against).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 08, 2012, 08:58:12 PM
Aggie

Give pre-made clues to Griffin then.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 08, 2012, 09:14:28 PM
After spelling the current one out!

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 08, 2012, 09:39:55 PM
Bleargh....  coming up with clues is likely to impede my gardening. :P

impedance

Last y'all will have to wait for the next word/clues... it's the devising not the posting that I find a bother Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 08, 2012, 10:23:35 PM
I can do some clueing if needed.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 08, 2012, 10:31:59 PM
Btw, the word was
I M P E D A N C E
or electrical resistance in alternating current circuits
measured in Ohm (named after Georg Simon Ohm), abbeviated as Greek capital letter Omega
The Kirchhoff (German for churchyard) laws are used to describe the 'juice' distribution in such circuits but complex instead of real functions have to be used. Elecrtrical currents meeting resistance create heat.
The Ohm number is a standard parameter for loudspeakers.
Well, and it's Dr.Teeth and the electric mayhem

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 08, 2012, 11:53:08 PM
The new word has been sent to Griffin.  She'll be giving clues; I've pre-stocked her with three and will add more here (or send them on to her) as required.



Last the word is rather specific, and pacific Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 09, 2012, 12:03:55 AM
As usual, a letter and/or syllable count would be nice.

Is it/has it
a) a tranquillizer or other downer drug?
b) a historic firearm?
c) something to do with a large ocean?
d) something railroady (US or Russian)?
e) something to silence human offspring still within the warranty period?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 09, 2012, 12:13:04 AM
None of the above ( c is closest, and what I was hinting at...  it's another 'c' allied with the ocean that holds the LPWB). 

7 letters, not actually sure on syllable count (Tom Waits mentions it in a song, but even there it's tough to make out whether it's 3 or 4 syllables due to compound vowels near the middle of the word).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 09, 2012, 06:08:37 PM
Something you might find on Viejo MacDonald's fish farm.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 09, 2012, 07:12:55 PM
^That was a clue, BTW. 

Feel free to ask questions about the LPWB, if you need hints or clarification.  Note that there was some discussion of whether it counted as a proper noun, but I don't think it is (the type of noun/nature of the word has been hinted at already).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 09, 2012, 08:15:11 PM
Sorry, should have said it was a clue.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 09, 2012, 10:39:10 PM
Anything crustacean or shellfishy?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 09, 2012, 10:50:23 PM
Last the whole thing is fishy to me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 09, 2012, 11:07:51 PM
I suspect  some kind of sea creature with a name that contains the Spanish word for cow/pig/chick/sheep/mule/dog.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 10, 2012, 02:03:41 AM
Is it time for another clue?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 10, 2012, 09:19:40 AM
Would be nice but we need to haste. This does not have to be over within 24 hours.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 10, 2012, 06:26:51 PM
It's certainly fishy, but the Spanish clue is more about geography than spelling (it's also a double clue, by the way, and a very specific one).

The dog's name isn't Spanish, although it's possibly Italian in origin (one might think it's Japanese, due to association with an industry-leading export).  The actual dog that's usually associated with the the name did not go by this name, but rather was named after an absorptive cotton fabric.

Last and now for something completely misleading - the following is for amusement only and not a clue whatsoever: Post

Old Macdonald had a dog, and Eieio was his name-o
E! I! E! I! O!
E! I! E! I! O!
E! I! E! I! O!
..and Eieio was his name-o
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 10, 2012, 09:02:23 PM
So Filipino or South American? Any connection to Balbao's* famous dog?

*The first European to cross the Isthmos of Panama and see the Pacific.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 10, 2012, 09:43:30 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 10, 2012, 09:02:23 PM
So Filipino or South American? Any connection to Balbao's* famous dog?

Neither, and no (wrong landform for the geographic clue, but close). Not a reference to Spain, but you may have overlooked a continent.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 10, 2012, 10:30:43 PM
Well, there are Aliso and Mission Viejo in California...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 10, 2012, 10:39:41 PM
Viejo was simply a Spanification of Old MacDonald, so you've gotten that part of the clue, generally (getting closer on the location, depending on which California you're in; I haven't anticipated cluing to a specific town.  Fishing villages with notable lava flows might get you somewhere close).


Swordfishtrombones isn't the album I'm thinking of, although the subject matter of the song in question would make it a good fit for that album. I am hesitant to clue directly towards the song lest you post an entire block of lyrics to sift out the word.  

Few lyrics sites have it correct in any case...  I hear the word in question as 'contralto' when Tom sings it (completely wrong, so not a clue), and many lyrics posters are utterly mystified.


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Oh, Griffin? Release the hounds, since Swato has brought up dogs.  ;)  That clue should be much more straightforward, and I have some secondary clues related to it.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 10, 2012, 10:54:33 PM
I could move down to the Sea of Cortez between Nether/Baja California and the main body of Mexico. Home to blue whales and the nasty Humboldt Squids. Not to forget some species of caridea (shrimps). I do not know whether one can find psitol shrimps there too.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 11, 2012, 02:19:24 AM
A pretty straightforward clue: The word looks similar to combination of a famous little dog and a Scandinavian pop band.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 11, 2012, 07:34:47 AM
Note that I have already given secondary clues related to this, which probably made no sense before.  :mrgreen:

This is by far the easiest path to the word itself without knowing the meaning. If you are up for a challenge, ignore this clue and related items, and try to get to the answer by identifying the creature(s) that the word refers to (this clue will be an easy confirmation once you think you have it).  The other clues I've set (and responses to Swato's questions) point to the creature(s) themselves...


Last ....and also lean heavily on Wikipedia, FWIW. Wiki-fu might be an asset. Post


Griffin, you can give the third clue whenever you please. I'd prefer to encourage that line of exploration.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 11, 2012, 10:13:57 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on June 11, 2012, 02:19:24 AM
A pretty straightforward clue: The word looks similar to combination of a famous little dog and a Scandinavian pop band.

Are there any beside ABBA? ;) You can't mean Sir Henry and his butlers :mrgreen:
Famous dog? Snoopy, Droopy, Rover, Lassie, Lady, Cujo, Nipper (EMI), Spot, Spike, Zorba.......list is endless

Last will take some time Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 11, 2012, 03:52:41 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 11, 2012, 10:13:57 AM
Are there any beside ABBA? ;) You can't mean Sir Henry and his butlers :mrgreen:

The Swedish list is always larger than I would suspect; many had major hits in North America:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_pop_music

Denmark is no slouch on exporting pop music, either.

Finland and Norway tend to be known for darker stuff; Iceland seem to be better for indie music.

Last admittedly, as sub-words, the list is shorter Post


Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 11, 2012, 04:27:00 PM
I checked the list for all the Scandinavian countries.

Even the Faroe Islands have a lot.

QuoteModern bands

Well known Faroese bands include (in alphabetical order) 200, Analog Norð, Arnold Ludvig Project, Boys In A Band, Clickhaze, Deiggj, Devon, The Dreams, Eivør, Faroe Boys, Frændur, Gestir, the Ghost, Heidrik, Hjarnar, Høgni Reistrup, Goodiepal, Lama Sea, Lena, maður:glotti, Makrel, MARIUS, Moirae (band), Mold, MonkeyRat, MC-Hár, Oniontree, Nalja, Present Past, Sic, Safir, Side Effect, The Story Ends, Teitur, Týr, Heljareyga and Yggdrasil.

Last I'd rather find all Sarah Connor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Connor_%28Terminator%29)s in the US phone book Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 11, 2012, 05:03:07 PM
So that clue is best left for confirmation, perhaps (incidentally, I have since realised that there may be more than one pop band name hidden in the LPWB).

Something else to chew on, more related to the first clue (the third clue that I've asked Griffin to safeguard):

If you think populations of the LPWB have been condemned by a vacuum cleaner, you are a little confused.

Last ponder that one for a while Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 11, 2012, 05:16:34 PM
The California gulf is the home of the endangered vaquita porpoise.

Last I suspect that has nothing to do with the LPWB Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 11, 2012, 05:26:33 PM
Wrong class (not sure if they school, though, but I'm speaking in biological terms), right idea and area.  


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 11, 2012, 05:31:52 PM
Humbold squid are native of the area.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 11, 2012, 05:41:31 PM
Put a little more backbone into it. ;)  The LPWB can also be larger than a Humbolt, although not by orders of magnitude.

You're looking for the common name of the creature, which is the same as the generic name. The latest clue, if interpreted, will narrow the list down somewhat.  I've confirmed that a search based on solving that clue will turn up the LPWB (among others). The second clue will make it relatively easy to spot / confirm (and that little dog is still missing, btw).


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 11, 2012, 06:16:34 PM
Also the loggerhead, leatherback and hawksbill sea turtles.

Last hard to have more backbone than that Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 11, 2012, 06:20:54 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 11, 2012, 05:31:52 PM
Humbold squid are native of the area.

I had already mentioned them (and the area too) ;D

There are also sealions/sea lions, stingrays, Chocolate Chip Sea Stars....

In total 32 species of marine mammals, 170 species of sea birds, 3,000 species of invertebrates, and 875 species of fish.
In a recent study (Roberts, 2002), the Gulf of California ranked 6th in the world's top ten marine biodiversity hot spots for tropical reefs.

Large fish include marlins, yellowfin tuna (likely also other varieties)[btw, in some regions tuna is known as dogfish], totoaba* [which would fit both dog and Scandipop]....

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* http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/117/d/c/totoaba_fish_critically_endangered_by_memuco-d4xqpfm.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 11, 2012, 06:21:55 PM
Did Griffin put the word in?  Swato just got it. 


Now tell me what the clues are about.... ;)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 11, 2012, 06:26:08 PM
Maybe it is sensitive to capitalization

totoaba
Totoaba

Nope

maybe totuava

Last why is it called a drummer fish? Post

The German wiki entry is far more detailed than the English.
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Totoaba
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 11, 2012, 06:40:29 PM
Sensitive to not being in the filter?  ;)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 11, 2012, 06:45:21 PM
I have no filter access, so I can't check.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 11, 2012, 06:47:19 PM
Neither do I

Last just sayin'  :P Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 11, 2012, 07:00:52 PM
We could try other spellings until Griffin returns.

Last like totoabba, totuaba, totaoba... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 12, 2012, 01:36:59 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 11, 2012, 06:40:29 PM
Sensitive to not being in the filter?  ;)

That would be correct.

I did put it in but must have forgotten to press save, and also forgotten to run it through the test filter, which I always do, at least I always thought I always do.  :'(

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 12, 2012, 08:46:34 AM
Thinking about a new word. Could take some time.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on June 12, 2012, 01:31:51 PM
Last very busy, so no entertaining input Post  ::)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 12, 2012, 01:41:24 PM
Same here, new word has to wait.

Edit: I sent a new word to Griffin.

It's actually two words. Depending on preferred spelling the first word has one or two syllables, the second always two.
If one encounters this first (in writing or spoken not in realiity) without extra infos, it is almost certain that one mistakes it for something completely unrelated, either something to go from A to B or somethng some people love and other find abhorrent due to an invisible property.

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Edit: is google offline today? I can't get a connection for hours now.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 12, 2012, 03:54:47 PM
People love sex but some find it abhorrent due to a pretty much invisible property.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 12, 2012, 04:27:47 PM
Unless you are the infamous Lahn landlady, sex will not get you from A to B

Last the LPWB is not obscene* Post

*or at least one needs a very dirty mind** and intimate knowledge of language different from English. No help to find the word.
**like when the first thought you have when you hear 'cat' is a synonym that also describes female genitalia. In the case of the LPWB you would have to go at least one step further.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 12, 2012, 05:38:51 PM
OTOH many people considers the use of a skateboard offensive.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 12, 2012, 06:07:02 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 12, 2012, 04:27:47 PM
Unless you are the infamous Lahn landlady, sex will not get you from A to B

Wirten the hell you talkin' about, Swato? ;) ;) ;)

The syllables do not fit 'lime rick' (closest English analogue that I know); neither are they supposed to be separate words. I suspect this wasn't even a secondary clue, though. ;)  I think I'd enjoy the song...  the snippets I've seen remind me of Rabelais. 

Last I admit to having a Gargantuan sense of humour - Chapter 13: How Grandgousier Became Aware of Gargantua's Wonderful Capacities, When His Son Invented an Ass Wiper is by far the funniest piece of writing I know. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 12, 2012, 07:23:32 PM
Last is Pantagruel a way to get from A to B? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 12, 2012, 07:50:03 PM
New word is IN.*

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* it really is this time
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 12, 2012, 08:26:45 PM
Last In according to the laws of fashion? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 12, 2012, 09:20:48 PM
The LPWB was once quite fashionable (and expensive).
Aggie, I did not think of Gargantua in this context and there is no connection that would help you but there is something in that chapter that is the same category as the LPWB.
The allusion to the famous landlady song was not a clue by itself, just an analogy around how many corners one would have to think to come from the LPWB to obscenity.

Where you can find the LPWB, you might find witches too (at least at certain times of the year).

Last which* brings another song about screwing to mind Post

*no pun intended
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 12, 2012, 11:53:27 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 12, 2012, 09:20:48 PM
Aggie, I did not think of Gargantua in this context and there is no connection that would help you but there is something in that chapter that is the same category as the LPWB.

That is of minimum help, as he wipes his ass with nearly everything in that chapter, including clothing, livestock, herbs, linens, paper:

Wipe your dirty ass with paper
And you'll need to clean your ass with a scraper

:ROFL:

For those unfamiliar with the text, Gargantua concludes:

But, to make a long story shorter, it's my solemn opinion that there is no ass wiper like a fluffy goose, if you keep its head between your legs. On my honour, this is the truth. Because you feel a miraculous voluptuousness in your asshole, as much from the soft smoothness of that goose down as from the good warm bird, and this is readily communicated right into your asshole and up to the upper intestines, all the way through to the heart and the brain.

;D

Last perhaps a barrel of wine is closer to the mark? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 13, 2012, 12:22:52 AM
A Zeppelin would take you from point A to B.

Last and it has an objectionable shape ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 13, 2012, 08:34:54 AM
You forget something: the LPWB word looks like something that could be used as a transport but it is not. It also looks like something many people hate due to an invisible property but it is this thing neither.

Maybe the seasonal witches can help you.

Many will look for the LPWB underground but this is another misconception.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 13, 2012, 05:37:29 PM
Searching for coal underground will make me black.

Last the wicca convention in Salem is seasonal Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 13, 2012, 11:54:43 PM
You have basicaly the right idea in both cases.
(not specifically Salem though).

But again, take notice of what points to the LPWB and what does not, although it looks as if it should.

Last there is a resin behind all of this Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 14, 2012, 01:58:35 AM
Last should I involve Antonio Stradivari? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 14, 2012, 02:45:32 AM
Nope, music might be involved and resin was a hint but not in that sense (it's a stealth pun).

There is a witch & resin connection but I guess you lack a certain skill to get it (unlike e.g DavidH).

You may take a closer look at coalmine safety.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 14, 2012, 02:38:06 PM
The other resin I know is amber (which can be mined), but seasonally?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 14, 2012, 02:52:25 PM
According to tradition all Finns, Sami (Lapps) and Inuit (Eskimo) are wizards. And at the time of the great witch craze they were treated under the name of witches, although almost exclusively male. Under the Northern Germanic people on the other hand magic was women's work. in pre-Christian times the use of magical practices by males was 'ergi', which was one of three accusations that had to be answered immediately by demanding a public duel (to the death). Failing to do so led to also immediate exclusion from the community. 'ergi' does not mean magic but 'unmanliness'. To use magic instead of bodily force as a male was seen as an unmanly act, the worst crime a man could commit (equal to or worse than treachery).

Nothing of the above has anything to do with the LPWB. The resin points you somewhere where you may encounter witches seasonally.
You will not find the LPWB in the mines, although that's where most people would look first (after learning that is what it is and not a way to get from A to B or the thing many people hate for an invisible property it has).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 14, 2012, 04:28:34 PM
I know! A bewitched thanksgiving gravy train!

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 14, 2012, 08:38:08 PM
The LPWB rarely gets eaten (at least by humans). The mere idea would look absurd to most people.
Despite the false connection to the solid fossil fue mines it has (usually) a distinctive non-black colour.
As for the (also false) getting from A to B, it would be a mode typically connected to youngsters (and Southern Europeans in general).
Look in the (not too high) mountains. It's safe now. Within my lifetime it could have been dangerous, especially in a certain direction.

A local resident is known to entertain sexual relations only with yodellers (it is not in the Alps tough).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 14, 2012, 10:37:47 PM
Last it sounds it has something to do with goat(s) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 14, 2012, 10:59:29 PM
Your depraved mind misleads you there.

Last you were much closer in other posts Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 15, 2012, 06:54:16 AM
Judging by previous attempts, the word 'close' has some interesting usage here.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 15, 2012, 10:51:26 AM
I explicitly said that the LPWB is not black as far as the main colour is concerned.
Let's put the significant clues together.

It is two words with together three or four syllables (both spellings are in use). The first word has 4 or 6 letters, the second always 6.
One words points towards geography, keywords being resin and seasonal witches.
If you ask Enzi Enzmann, a famous local resident will only go into a sexual relationships with yodellers.*
The other word gives the impression that the whole thing could get you from A to B, esp. if you are a young adult or a Southern European.

Combined many also mistake it for something well-known that many people dislike due to an invisible property (it's almost proverbial).
When people learn what the LPWB really is, they often suspect that it could be found mainly in places where solid fossil fuels are mined. But this is a misconception too. It was far too expensive for that.
It is of a distinct colour that is not black. Although it could be eaten, humans usually will not. There is a strong connection to music.

*your chances of getting that clue are minimal, I'd say

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Roland Deschain on June 15, 2012, 12:40:43 PM
Last burning Obsidian candle Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 15, 2012, 12:57:11 PM
I think there are few things less likely to burn than obsidian ;)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 15, 2012, 03:04:29 PM
Humans rarely eat bugs, grass, moss or pre-digested food...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 15, 2012, 03:41:38 PM
Bugs are a staple food in many cultures. And who would expect grass in coalmine?
Interesting idea about the mushrooms but unfortunately wrong.
Again, it is not the LPWB that takes you places real or imagined, it is the look of the word that seems to imply motion but does not actually.
And if the mushrooms start to make music, we have a real problem.
When I say that resin and seasonal witches point towards geography  I mean that more or less literally, i.e. those keywords should tell you where geographically to look for the LPWB (which has that piece of geography in its name). It's not on the coast (and not on the American double continent or its vicinity).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 15, 2012, 03:59:16 PM
And the non-Alps yodeling mountains are the Jura, Vosges or the Apennines?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 15, 2012, 04:09:15 PM
The person with the thing for yodelling sex partners probably has some difficulty to find them in the area she resides (although it too is mountainous). It's on a higher latitude than the Alps (between 51° and 52° N, you'll have to find the longitude yourself).

Last check the migration pattern of witches Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 15, 2012, 04:21:59 PM
The sudete is below 52°.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 15, 2012, 05:07:59 PM
Is the invisible property a nasty smell?

The only word that implies connection to both coal and motion that I can think of is 'scuttle'.  More likely as a conveyance would be 'scooter'.


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Post by: Swatopluk on June 15, 2012, 05:14:11 PM
Zono: Too far east

Aggie: with 'scooter' you are pretty close, although in English the actual word would imply something much more heavy (and much slower)

Does a scuttle make music?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 15, 2012, 05:21:53 PM
I was going to say that the next range is the Sayan mountains close to lake Baikal and the obligatory Dragon Ball Z reference.

Last I'm forced to think you are talking about the Harz mountains Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 15, 2012, 05:30:58 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 15, 2012, 05:21:53 PM
Last I'm forced to think you are talking about the Harz mountains Post

May the force be with you, that is correct.
(German 'harz' = English 'resin')

Now for the second part...(the one Aggie is close to)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 15, 2012, 06:03:39 PM
I thought the rules implied words in English usage.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 15, 2012, 06:30:06 PM
Just to help, I would never get this LPWBw. **

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 15, 2012, 06:33:47 PM
I don't get them, besides Swato's so called clues are so incredibly obscure that I would never get them anyway.

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Post by: Aggie on June 15, 2012, 07:40:32 PM
Is one of the words actually harz, or a derivative?

Is that word the first or second of the combination?

'gondola' fits somewhat for the transport-related clues...  open-topped railway/coal cars and Venetian boats are known as such. Doesn't seem to be a good syllable match.

'hopper' might also fit.


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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 15, 2012, 08:12:45 PM
A góndola will move you from point A to B so that isn't it. A hopper would be an insect and he closed that lead before.

Last but then again he said that vuvuzelas were related with racism by (not so cristal clear) association... Post
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Post by: Aggie on June 15, 2012, 08:59:37 PM
I don't rule out the name of a vehicle as one of the words.  The composite means something that is not a vehicle, but gives the impression that it could be.

'Hopper' has multiple meanings.  Motion seems implied in the word, hence scooter, hopper...

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 15, 2012, 10:27:09 PM
Well, the LPWB is in the English wikipedia where the first part is Harz, while in the German there is an ending attached.
As far as the second word is concerned, 'scooter' is the direct equivalent of the second word in German but the word is also a term for a vehicle in English. One a bit slower and heavier.

Aggie was also right that the invisible property is a nasty smell; attached to a 'food' that is sometimes referred to with the same term as the LPWB.

The witches according to tradition assemble on the Brocken  ('lump'), the highest mountain in the Harz Mittelgebirge on Walpurgis Night (April 30th/May 1st).

Now find out what allegedly made music in the coalmines. The LPWB belongs among them. And do not tell me that is too German. It's proverbial in English (but not in German).

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Btw, the obscure song I referred to is "Neues von der Brockenhexe" (news of the Brocken witch) with immortal lines like these:

Bitte keinen Sex | mit der BRockenhex | Sie läßt sich nur mit Jodlern ein | ein richtger Jodler muß es sein|....|denn(und) kommt man ihr zu nah | ist gleich der Besen da.
(Please no sex with the Brocken witch. She only involves herslef with yodellers, it must be a true yodeller....for if you come too near, at once her broom will be there.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 16, 2012, 01:02:14 PM
I found a Harz Roller which is the proverbial canary in a coal mine.

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Harzroller (with a space in between ::)) as for who commonly uses that... perhaps in the UK?
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 16, 2012, 01:13:33 PM
Not to forget kindergarten, to abseil, rucksack...

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 16, 2012, 05:33:37 PM
Zono, send the new word to "Griffin NoName" not to "Griffin".

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 16, 2012, 06:07:20 PM
I hope this does not turn into a race for ever more obscure lifeforms :mrgreen:

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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 16, 2012, 06:09:07 PM
That's what she said.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 16, 2012, 06:11:32 PM
Do you refer to my post or to Griffin's, Qwerty?

Last hello, long time, no see Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 16, 2012, 06:15:07 PM
That would be yours. :P 'ello.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 16, 2012, 06:21:56 PM
Curiosity has not yet killed the Qwertyuiopasd?

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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 16, 2012, 07:00:25 PM
Not quite yet.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 16, 2012, 07:05:39 PM
Better always wear a "I am not a cat (or cad)" shirt

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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 16, 2012, 07:08:31 PM
I feel that if I did that I'd have a great many shirts I'd have to wear.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 16, 2012, 08:37:12 PM
Curiously, the Q has turned up. Time to buy danish.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 16, 2012, 11:13:23 PM
I personally prefer Norwegian.

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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 17, 2012, 01:24:10 AM
Ah, the faithful danish. :) Or were they the traitors?

Last Oh yeah, European history, who hasn't been at some point? /blanket generalization Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 17, 2012, 01:29:13 AM
Especially with the Scandinavians it is a wee bit difficult to remember who was in a union with whom at which time.

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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 17, 2012, 01:33:55 AM
I don't think the Scandinavians were ever in the Union, thank you very much.

Last well, I suppose some individuals may have been, but I don't think as a state, no. Might've been some Scandinavian rebs, too. Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 17, 2012, 01:43:48 AM
The formed the Kalmar Union (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalmar_Union)  (Kalmar is also the word for ten-armed squids).

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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 17, 2012, 01:46:20 AM
<insert Calamari joke here>

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 17, 2012, 03:37:21 AM
OMFSM!!! Did the ten arm squid have anything to do with our squidlings?  ::)

The Scandinavians make excellent TV mystery dramas. Totally addicted.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 17, 2012, 06:14:55 AM
I still don't have a word, I'll send one as soon as I figure one out.

Last and it will be in an English dictionary... Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 17, 2012, 09:19:58 AM
That should still leave enough options.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 17, 2012, 07:16:43 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 17, 2012, 06:14:55 AM
and it will be in an English dictionary

Only one?  ::)  Will it be the Urban Dictionary?

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 17, 2012, 10:24:53 PM
We could go for a 'guess the quote' game. 'I look for a sentence of 14 words written or spoken between 1478 and 1653....'

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 18, 2012, 12:15:59 AM
According to my grandaughter that one is easy. It is "Baa Baa Black Sheep, have you any wool, yes sir, no sir, three bags".

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 18, 2012, 12:29:57 AM
I was not actually thinking about a concrete example :mrgreen:

Last How many sentences in the work of Shakespeare start with 'methinks'?  ;) Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 18, 2012, 01:17:13 AM
And I was not thinking of a real response :mrgreen:

What is the most well known single sentence in Shakespeare?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 18, 2012, 01:35:48 AM
Just sent the word to Griffin.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 18, 2012, 01:44:30 AM
I think '2B\/¬2B' is a prime candidate, far more so than the one about the protethting too muche.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 18, 2012, 02:12:31 AM
I fear you are right. Personally I prefer the seven ages, particularly the drooling bit.

The WORd is In.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 18, 2012, 02:55:39 AM
The ages of who?

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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 18, 2012, 04:24:13 AM
Men? Old? The Who?

Last Tim Curry? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 18, 2012, 04:30:37 AM
Not women. Women never drool.

Dr Who?

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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 18, 2012, 04:31:37 AM
Aquarius?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 18, 2012, 05:28:38 AM
Poor detective skills from the Watson of Sherlock? Never.

I can't bear water.

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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 18, 2012, 05:36:57 AM
Dashing good logic, as always.

Of course, one can't water bears, either.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 18, 2012, 11:31:41 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on June 18, 2012, 04:30:37 AM
Not women. Women never drool.

Drooling: the liquid simply follows gravity and the static pull of the partially charged skin
'geifern'*: strong horizontal component, liquid follows parabolic trajectory without skin contact (at least own skin of the Geiferer).

*no real English equivalent to be found, it seems. All I find have 'drool' as secondary meaning.

----

I doubt Zono is looking for Pegasus or one of his relatives (like the hippogriff).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 18, 2012, 05:59:49 PM
The LPWB does not apply to Pegasus or hyppogriffs to my knowledge.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 18, 2012, 06:08:48 PM
To clear that up from the start: what type of word?
Noun, adjective, verb...?
And an info on word size to be able to countercheck, please.

Last inflation can gallop and rise pretty quickly, as do prices Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 18, 2012, 06:24:22 PM
Adjective, four letters.

Last there is one remote reference with price and possible inflation Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 18, 2012, 06:55:48 PM
Most of what I find in the quick moving department has at least 5 letters.
Fast would be too easy and common.
Not yet reallly into the racy race (except to the bottom)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 19, 2012, 01:26:29 AM
This one is hard to clue because a direct one would get you there in a second.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 19, 2012, 01:58:22 AM
You get what you pay for.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 19, 2012, 08:58:15 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 19, 2012, 01:26:29 AM
This one is hard to clue because a direct one would get you there in a second.

That can be a problem with four-letter-words ;)

Is it a common word?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 19, 2012, 03:33:59 PM
Not really.

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Post by: Pachyderm on June 19, 2012, 05:02:36 PM
"OH MY LORD! It's finally happening! LOOK, LOOK OVER THERE!!!"

*Whoosh, as he dissappears with the Last Post*
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on June 19, 2012, 05:22:13 PM
Ah! Why is everyone looking at me!?

Last so awkward Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 19, 2012, 07:40:46 PM
How do I condense a flying chameleon with hooves into a four-letter adjective?

Last a drab turn after going muly with an ungulate? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 20, 2012, 01:42:07 PM
Just to clarify, some fly, some gallop but none can do both.

Last unless you call defenestration 'flying' Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 20, 2012, 01:52:08 PM
So, it is an adjective related to a living noun?

Or is it a colour that is also synonym for more than one animal (like blue as in the famous Norwegian ex-parrot and the largest known marine mammal)?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 20, 2012, 04:12:54 PM
I thing it works in both cases.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 20, 2012, 04:27:34 PM
Is it a plain plane?  ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 20, 2012, 05:57:32 PM
Last the whole point is that it isn't plain Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 20, 2012, 08:43:30 PM
Now I am thinking of alpine ungulates(chamois), flying squirrels, not to forget pterosaurs, etc.
For some reason I also cannot get seahorses out of my head (rather wavy)

Last yelp bold kelp hold on Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 20, 2012, 08:48:17 PM
I imagine that a seahorse from certain angle may look that way.

Last it isn't impossible for a chamois to be that way but not from the pictures I've seen Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 20, 2012, 09:16:58 PM
They are all horny, aren't they?  ;)

I find surprisingly few adjectives with 4 letters, 5 sems to be absolutely dominant.
Frag the crab with a cleft crag. Oh crap, dont' brag to the nag hag. You lack a scrag due to scag, you hack!

Last a chow of Coctaw crow in my craw post-chaw Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 21, 2012, 03:05:10 PM
Perhaps it's time to use a different the angle.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 21, 2012, 10:27:35 PM
So, the key is oblique, gauche and acute? I should no longer play flat but sharp? In Dorian mode and tone?

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Apropos of nothing. I can't currently find the Cthulhu family portrait (http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/111/e/f/cthulhu_family_portrait_by_cindyborjas.jpg) in the monastery. But clearly he should have need for
her (http://arkhambazaar.com/bmz_cache/3/3fe0a2be2cc0472779864f1b4656a844.image.260x369.jpg) services.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 22, 2012, 03:26:27 AM
It would look sharp I guess.

Last German connection, not that far from Berlin Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 22, 2012, 09:30:28 AM
Is there more than 1 vowel in it?
I won't use that info for a thesaurus attack, I promise (I lack the software anyway).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 22, 2012, 04:04:01 PM
Oh, you sure will.

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Post by: Roland Deschain on June 22, 2012, 04:23:45 PM
But what if a dictionary attack is used on top of the thesaurus attack? Wouldn't that result in a lot of different kinds of pain, on top of the multitude of similar pain?

Last I purposely misunderstood that Post. :mrgreen:
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 22, 2012, 05:32:43 PM
I have always been afraid of The Saurus.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 22, 2012, 06:25:48 PM
Can I throw Kipling into the ring?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 22, 2012, 08:33:50 PM
Last My 'tiels wont mind Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 22, 2012, 09:52:31 PM
Shall I cock-a-tiel?

If this were German I'd almost think there was an allusion to Dohle(daw) and Dhole(red hound) in the above.

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Post by: Roland Deschain on June 22, 2012, 09:57:01 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on June 22, 2012, 06:25:48 PM
Can I throw Kipling into the ring?
You sure can. Last he makes exceedingly good cakes Post. ;D
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 22, 2012, 10:05:35 PM
Throwing Kipling in seems not very risky. too much substance to pick ome small word out (unless it is from the Just-so Stories.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 23, 2012, 12:13:01 AM
Quote from: Roland Deschain on June 22, 2012, 09:57:01 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on June 22, 2012, 06:25:48 PM
Can I throw Kipling into the ring?
You sure can. Last he makes exceedingly good cakes Post. ;D

I was avoiding that one! :)  (I doubt non UKites know how good they are)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 23, 2012, 12:18:01 AM
If we keep going that way the children will be lost forever.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 23, 2012, 12:20:47 AM
Swato doesn't seem entirely lost.  <evil imp>

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 23, 2012, 12:26:10 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 23, 2012, 12:18:01 AM
If we keep going that way the children will be lost forever.

Herod will be back and find them all.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 23, 2012, 12:58:06 AM
Does Herod have any hair?

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 23, 2012, 01:04:40 AM
I think he got bald in the end.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 23, 2012, 01:05:15 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on June 23, 2012, 12:58:06 AM
Does Herod have any hair?
Last ...or multicolored feathers... Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 23, 2012, 10:02:32 AM
A vole on the dole in her hole stole gold from a mole with the goal to roll.
The stoat afloat in the moat did gloat when a boat rowed by.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 23, 2012, 02:57:43 PM
Last no pipers in that one Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 23, 2012, 05:28:59 PM
I am aware of that. It was just a procrastination maneuvre.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 23, 2012, 07:20:17 PM
Procrastination will get you nowhere

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 23, 2012, 07:30:41 PM
Unless the where does decide to come to me instead.

While being out of the house I had some ideas but the did not follow me home.

Boon for the loon at the loom with the lune, what a goon.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 23, 2012, 08:30:15 PM
When I told you a clue wasn't that far from Berlin I wasn't lying.

Last about 3 hours 30 min west according to google Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 23, 2012, 08:46:32 PM
Depending on the vehicle that could be twice around the Earth. By train 3h 30 minutes could mean 700-800 km, even with the slowest available it would be more than 200 km. There are few places in Europe one could not reach by plane from here in that time.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 23, 2012, 09:31:02 PM
I just got the LPWB Word in another thread. Had to edit it quickly. Actually it is easily done.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 23, 2012, 09:50:16 PM
Good that we do not function like wikipedia with all changes preserved  ;)

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Post by: Aggie on June 23, 2012, 10:19:48 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on June 23, 2012, 09:31:02 PM
I just got the LPWB Word in another thread. Had to edit it quickly. Actually it is easily done.

Is the change permanent? To quote or modify a post with the word in it is futile...  the actual text LAST POST WORD BINGO WINNER is in place.

If it only modifies the current word, we are looking for something not to cast lions before.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 23, 2012, 10:29:32 PM
I think it is removing the LAST POST WORD BINGO WINNER and replacing it with something that does not trigger the exchange.

If for example 'onco' had been the word and someone used the word 'oncology', then the change had to be to e.g. 'cancer science'.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 24, 2012, 12:38:16 AM
^^ Swato, wot he said.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 24, 2012, 01:04:12 AM
Btw, oncology sounds like dog Latin, esp. in German. There it sounds like Science of Uncles (Onkel). This was not helped by applied Donaldism which has the Veronkelungstheorie (uncle-ation theory) about why nearly all Duckburgians of anatid persuasion are in uncle-nephew realtionships.

Huey,Dewey, Lewey are nephews of Donald, who is nephew of Uncle Scrooge. This is just the best known example. Not to forget that Gladstone Gander is the cousin of Donald. It has been a long debate whether there was some inter-species acitivity there or the name is simply misleading.
The pendulum  clearly swung towards deception when it was deduced that Gladstone was in reality a gay CIA operative. The other side insists that there must be the other thing too since the family tree also lists some swans. Granny Duck's relationship with her farmhand who clearly is a gander gives extra credence to that.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 24, 2012, 02:35:29 AM
Why are you raving?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 24, 2012, 03:22:28 AM
Dogs can be like the LPWB.

Last even an extinct duck was known as such Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 24, 2012, 09:41:02 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 24, 2012, 03:22:28 AM
Last even an extinct duck was known as such Post

Interestingly, wiki has an article for that with a dozen entries.

Last No hook yet Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 24, 2012, 06:59:57 PM
Lets put them together:

-Four letters, two vowels.
-Many animals (horses, parrots, dogs, ducks...) look that way, some breeds are known as such.
-Pipers, tune, a city 3 and a half hours driving from Berlin

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 24, 2012, 07:44:00 PM
As I said, 3.5 hours means up to 800 km and at minimum 200 km. That's a lot of space to cover (1.88 million km²)

I guess you mean schooled by the relation of circumference and radius, getting bombarded with pastries and looking like a rat-catcher from the crusader era.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 24, 2012, 07:53:42 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 24, 2012, 07:44:00 PM............. bombarded with pastries and looking like a rat-catcher from the crusader era.

Oooooh!

Zono, I think we could include the Just So stories as Swato mentioned them.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 24, 2012, 08:13:02 PM
I'll not personally drive to Hamelin.

I can't remember any pies in the Just-so-Stories, only cake.

Them that takes cakes
Which the Parsee-man bakes
Makes dreadful mistakes.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 24, 2012, 10:07:04 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 24, 2012, 08:13:02 PM
I'll not personally drive to Hamelin.

Suspect this is not required of you, but of course you will have to check with Zono.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 24, 2012, 10:15:28 PM
I have actually been in Hamelin about 30 years ago but not my knowledge since.
And it has also been some years since we had rats in the basement.
We did not try music.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 24, 2012, 11:51:43 PM
Hey, you didn't have to play the tune to hear the story.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 25, 2012, 12:07:34 AM
Close enough to get the word, delete it and replace it with allusions to show that I know it.
But I still do not know where there are pies in the Just-so-Stories. Cakes yes, spots and patches yes, pies or otherwise circular ed-ed things, no.
Btw, it was not the Piper that got me there but the search for synonyms for 'colourful'. A look on the map showed me that a search there was futile since in 3.5 hours one could be in Praha or even Vienna, have reached the French border, catched the ferry to Copenhagen etc. all without going off-ground.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 25, 2012, 01:03:34 AM
Supposedly the piper was "multicolored" hence the description. As for the 3:30, that was what google gave me going from Berlin to Hameln by car (and I said West).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 25, 2012, 01:15:30 AM
I did not notice the 'west' but east would have been unlikely anyway. I originally thought that the place name was supposed to be similar to the word. Not much chance of that in Eastern Germany, not to speak of Poland.
I was searching the Kiel area.

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Still waiting foe elucidation about the Kipling connection (at least, if it is about the Just-so stories)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 25, 2012, 01:16:04 AM
Google definition:  Synonyms:    - motley - variegated - spotted - speckled
You also got my hair reference aka bald aka piebald.....

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 25, 2012, 07:04:32 AM
It appears that the answer is afoot...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 25, 2012, 08:42:37 AM
I walked past piebald several times and discarded it due to an excess of letters.

Again, where is the Kipling Just-so connection?

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Or were you thinking French? Le papillon qui tapait du LPWB
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 25, 2012, 10:27:39 AM
The Kipling -
How the Leopard Got His Spots   -  spots - synonym for pied

Though actually Bible, Jeremiah 13:23 (King James Version) "Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil." but thought maybe a bit too obscure.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 25, 2012, 10:35:24 AM
Or spotted dick mistaken for LPWB'd duck.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 25, 2012, 03:59:35 PM
In any case...

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 25, 2012, 04:17:16 PM
For now
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 25, 2012, 04:19:14 PM
too long

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 25, 2012, 04:39:27 PM
Would be shorter with a properly working update function

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 25, 2012, 05:01:49 PM
And a bot?

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 25, 2012, 05:24:32 PM
It would go until we run out of botteries.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 25, 2012, 05:30:00 PM
Last I'm not going to Pun-jab ::) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 25, 2012, 05:33:11 PM
You'll join the pack instantly!

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 25, 2012, 06:17:05 PM
I interrupt this discussion to bring you the

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 25, 2012, 06:18:48 PM
It, again, did not appear in the update. So I think I'll have to take it myself.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 25, 2012, 06:52:01 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 25, 2012, 08:42:37 AM
Or were you thinking French? Le papillon qui tapait du LPWB

No, in French, the answer is literally 'foot'. Two syllables, though. ;)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 25, 2012, 07:09:20 PM
Well, but it's spelled the same.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 25, 2012, 07:56:59 PM
So the idea is that Pachy or Qwerty or Roland guess the LPWB when ever they show up?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 25, 2012, 08:05:52 PM
One could leave it to Aggie too.

If no one takes it in the next 12 hours or so, I'll start the next round.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 25, 2012, 10:28:24 PM
Well, I'm not taking it.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 25, 2012, 10:31:37 PM
What a relief that therefore I can relieve you of it.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 26, 2012, 12:49:34 AM
It's not yours to keep.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 26, 2012, 01:01:57 AM
It goes from hand to hand. Or, to be precise, from mine to somebody else's an then back.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 26, 2012, 02:09:20 AM
For the moment I'll take the

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 26, 2012, 09:40:46 AM
Time's up. I'll send a new word to Griffin.

Depending on spelling 8 or 9 letters, noun.
Slightly oldfashioned word (sounds more British than American to me).
Minute letter changes will bring you to liquids, bad guys on the screen, a profession (also usually associated with Britain).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 26, 2012, 02:15:28 PM
OK, lets start better, shall we? It either has 8 or 9 letters but not both, Griffin entered a word with how many letters?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 26, 2012, 02:26:34 PM
I do not know which of both legitimate spellings Griffin has or will choose (maybe both).
But both versions lead to different hints, e.g. the 8 letter version will get you to the liquids with one letter changed, but the way to the bad guys and the profession requires a double letter change from the 9 letter variant.

color and colour are both legitimate variants of the same word while ballon and balloon are actually different words. We are talking about the former type. The difference in the LPWB is whether a certain letter is doubled or not.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 26, 2012, 03:29:30 PM
Last undoubled letter word is In Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 26, 2012, 03:32:58 PM
Just to complete the info: It is the third letter that can be doubled optionally.

One can ride it but the owners often are in disfavor of that and take countermeasures.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 27, 2012, 12:04:24 AM
Last a poony? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 27, 2012, 12:10:23 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 27, 2012, 12:04:24 AM
Last a poony? Post

that's not even in my dictionary.

Old people need it more but it's usually the youngsters that ride it.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 27, 2012, 12:20:44 AM
Last and how do you discourage riding the waave? :P Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 27, 2012, 12:28:40 AM
That's a rather thorny issue.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 27, 2012, 12:37:52 AM
I know that heroin is called 'caballo' (horse) in Spain and youngsters are heavily discouraged from 'riding' it.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 27, 2012, 01:29:18 AM
Before you go further into that direction: this is not about drugs and until now I did not use a single punny or metaphorical hint.

Last even the thorns are meant literally Post

And don't forget 8 letters (or 9, if you double the 3rd letter, which does not change the meaning)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 27, 2012, 03:03:32 AM
I imagine sitting on an open iron maiden is heavily discouraged.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Roland Deschain on June 27, 2012, 08:44:54 AM
I've completely lost the thread of the LPWB now. The clues I read the other day meant nothing to me at all, and the ones I read just now mean nothing as well. I was thinking Gangster or Gangsters on one clue, but was sent in 3 other directions by other clues, with nothing much appearing to fit any more than one clue. I had thought of villain, which fits bad guys on the screen, and the third letter doubling up scenarios, but it's not 9 letters long, and vilain is a French word.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 27, 2012, 08:47:22 AM
The thorns may be there to prevent (esp. youngsters) riding it. It does not impede what it is made for in the first place.

Changing the optional double letter can bring you to the late Douglas Adams' wife.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 27, 2012, 01:36:54 PM
You would need two other letters to get to the late Mrs Belson.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 27, 2012, 01:41:45 PM
That was a quick one. Now, just for checking, please explain the other hints.
And was it Mrs.Adams that gave it away or was it the thorns?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 27, 2012, 02:14:32 PM
Mrs Adams I guess.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 27, 2012, 02:56:16 PM
Oh, you got not the word but one of its we-switch-letters derivatives. I thought you just avoided to post the LPWB straight away.

Sorry. You will forget anything, you will forget everything, you will forget that you forgot.... ::)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 27, 2012, 03:08:51 PM
Yeah, yeah barisomething.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 27, 2012, 03:30:17 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 26, 2012, 09:40:46 AM
Time's up. I'll send a new word to Griffin.

Depending on spelling 8 or 9 letters, noun.
Slightly oldfashioned word (sounds more British than American to me).
Minute letter changes will bring you to liquids, bad guys on the screen, a profession (also usually associated with Britain).

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I think you've sent it to Griffin, not Noname Griffin. I haven't got the word. PM me as the person I am when logged in.
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 27, 2012, 06:00:23 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on June 27, 2012, 03:30:17 PM
I think you've sent it to Griffin, not Noname Griffin. I haven't got the word. PM me as the person I am when logged in.

I did and you sent me a PM to notice me about the spelling issue.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 27, 2012, 07:30:24 PM
Oh blast so I did. Just looked at PMs...... and censor.... the pain from my tooth is rendering me sub-human. The WORD has been IN all along.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 27, 2012, 07:37:30 PM
And Zono mistook the derivative for the word and I mistook the mistake for subtlety

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 27, 2012, 08:02:25 PM
Derivatives? Isn't that some financial thingy?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 27, 2012, 08:15:02 PM
They stole it from the chemists who stole it from hydrology. 'de-rivare' =  to channel off/divert  (from a river).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 27, 2012, 08:58:58 PM
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 27, 2012, 09:10:48 PM
Those math guys are almost as bad as the bankers (and many bankers are math guys)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 27, 2012, 11:44:55 PM
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 27, 2012, 11:50:46 PM
There are some similarities to a fence but the purpose is a different one.
One rarely gets far fenceriding. Riding the LPWB (unthorned version) can be a way to move quickly.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 28, 2012, 05:48:34 PM
Last is ivy thorny? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 28, 2012, 09:57:46 PM
Not to my knowledge. The thorns are not an essential part but quite common to prevent the riding. Thorned verions occur primarily in pubic places, rarely in private ones. The LPWB is intended for a body part that is not the ass.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 29, 2012, 01:17:38 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 28, 2012, 09:57:46 PM
Thorned verions occur primarily in pubic places, rarely in private ones.

:o

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 29, 2012, 01:21:05 AM
Oh, oh, embarrassing.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 29, 2012, 06:24:31 PM
Last ...nor do I see the young wearing a cilice... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 29, 2012, 09:19:42 PM
And even those that do would not name what they do riding, I presume.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 29, 2012, 09:44:56 PM
Some walls back home have broken glass to prevent breaking in.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 29, 2012, 09:47:37 PM
Although there are wall riders, it's usually a horizontal endeavour. And few walk up walls.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 29, 2012, 09:50:55 PM
Last and back to sex, huh? ;) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 29, 2012, 10:26:34 PM
Riding the LPWB can end in a bang. One reason to thorn it.

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Not related to the LPWB but since you brought up the naughty stuff ;)
(http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6833/1599/1600/lubricant1.jpg)
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6833/1599/1600/lubricant1.jpg
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Post by: Aggie on June 30, 2012, 12:02:02 AM
Perhaps a ride like this?

(http://www.bannisters.com/uploads/Upload-Vehicles/1GTW7FCA1B1115913/org/A12-328-Savanna-Cargo-1.jpg?1341010861768)


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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 30, 2012, 03:17:48 AM
Last the MPGs of that thing are very thorny indeed Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 30, 2012, 06:49:14 AM
A rail is involved, yes.
No one going back to the original hints?
Has my order of amnesia worke so well?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 30, 2012, 10:28:10 AM
Last Roger that Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 30, 2012, 03:52:38 PM
Wasn't it Hammerstein?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 30, 2012, 05:06:13 PM
You might take a closer look at that picture of a van for a hint. ;)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 30, 2012, 05:18:43 PM
Must be the heat exhaustion but I can't make any sense of your sentence between Last and Post

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Post by: Aggie on June 30, 2012, 05:35:13 PM
Just a pun...  don't bust your nuts over it.


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Post by: Swatopluk on June 30, 2012, 05:42:02 PM
OK, now I get it.

I am so thirsty, I could drink a full LPWB with the first letter changed.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 30, 2012, 07:40:13 PM
I put the WORD in, and now I can't guess it.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 30, 2012, 07:51:56 PM
Well, then let's rehash the hints

8 letters (doubling of letter 3 is possible making it 9), a 3-syllable noun
Changing the first letter can bring you to liquids ot to bad guys on screen
Changing letter 3 (and 4 in the 9 letter version) brings you to a profession.
It also brings you to the late wife of the late Douglas Adams.
I think (but might be wrong) that it's a British term and less in use elsewhere.
Can be ridden (and often is by youngsters) but often thorns are added to prevent exactly that.
Thorns more common in public than private use.
Seniors will, I think, use it more often in its intended function, esp. in the opposite direction.
Rails are involved.
No connection with drugs or ungulates.
Some say, you haven't lived until you rode it at the townhall (although that may be a continental European belief).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 30, 2012, 08:07:35 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 30, 2012, 07:51:56 PM
I think (but might be wrong) that it's a British term and less in use elsewhere.

I suspect it's comparable to 'Chesterfield' as a formerly-common word in the Colonies, but falling by the wayside with American uses (couch*, sofa*) overtaking.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 30, 2012, 08:12:37 PM
In case of doubt let's just claim that sofa is derived from Icelandic, where it means 'to sleep'. Enough people have IKEA sofas (Iceland, Sweden, who in the US knows the difference anyway?) to believe that.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 01, 2012, 01:05:27 AM
Quote from: Aggie on June 30, 2012, 08:07:35 PMI suspect it's comparable to 'Chesterfield' as a formerly-common word in the Colonies, but falling by the wayside with American uses (couch*, sofa*) overtaking.

I beg to differ. I don't think it's like that at all. Also, a Chesterfield implies a particular type of couch - in practice, in England using the term Chesterfield is always for a particluar type (even though some definitions say a sofa or a couch, actual usage differs). The other thing it might be like, but isn't, is that we use "hoover" when we mean vaccuum cleaner, and although Hoover is a brand, we don't nessarily mean an actual Hoover brand. Anyway, the LPWB WORD is not, in England, in usage, like any of those at that at all. It's just a regular word. To be honest I am not following (understanding) this discussion. although it does describe something other than itself...........<scratch head>

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 01, 2012, 01:13:06 AM
As I said, the LPWB looks British to me and I'd suspect that the typical USian would use a different one. But I could be totally wrong there.
I might be (mis)led to that conclusion because the profession that differs from it by a single(double) letter is unmistakably British/Commonwealth and clearly not USian (at least not in this century or the previous one or two).

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Edit: Just looking it up. According to wiki the meaning I hint to is actually an erroneous one but extremly common. If I believe that, it is not the actual part one can ride on and is not necessarily at an angle to the horizontal plane but is the support to the riding part.
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 01, 2012, 04:42:56 AM
I have not the faintest idea what the riding part is called - the Word is misused to include it but I can't find separate reference to the riding part, only to the non-riding part.

Anyone reading this page unfamiliar with our habits must be horrendously confused by now.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 01, 2012, 07:23:07 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on July 01, 2012, 01:05:27 AM
Also, a Chesterfield implies a particular type of couch - in practice, in England using the term Chesterfield is always for a particluar type (even though some definitions say a sofa or a couch, actual usage differs). The other thing it might be like, but isn't, is that we use "hoover" when we mean vaccuum cleaner, and although Hoover is a brand, we don't nessarily mean an actual Hoover brand.

It's the opposite on this side of the pond. Hoover isn't used generically, but Chesterfield was quite a common genericised name in my Grandparents' generation.

What I was mostly comparing was the transition away from the word(s) over time, not the manner of usage.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 01, 2012, 09:31:58 AM
The world wars, esp. the first one kicked a lot of words out of common usage. Everything French had to go. Some excesses got reversed later (e.g. the serviette came back) but in many cases the 'new' German words stayed*. Furniture and clothing were a primary targets. Au revoir (not actually) fauteuil, parapluie, parasol...willkommen Sessel, Regenschirm, Sonnenschirm. Berlin is a bit of an exception there because many French words came here with Hugenot refugees and the Berolinians distorted them to a degree that they lost the foreign smell completely.

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*unless they later got replaced by anglicisms
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on July 01, 2012, 10:30:16 AM
Since I first learned German you have ditched many such 'real German'  words.  Who now says Fotoapparat, Fernsprecher or Fernseher?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 01, 2012, 10:54:54 AM
Kamera is not a new word, although at times it was mainly used for moving picture cameras, Telefon has always been the common word, while Fernsprecher was bureaucratese, and Fernseher is still the standard word. Teh Vau (not Tih Wie) is far less common and used mainly in connections like TV-Zeitschrift. Computer vs. Rechner is a bit more complicated. At least we are beyond attempts to eliminate words like Nase (nose) or Pistole (handgun) in favor of Gesichtserker and Meuchelpuffer.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Roland Deschain on July 01, 2012, 01:35:41 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on July 01, 2012, 04:42:56 AM
Anyone reading this page unfamiliar with our habits must be horrendously confused by now.
Even though i'm fairly familiar with habits here, i'm still terribly confused. I get that the LPWB word is a commonly-misused generic term for something, but every clue given makes the whole thing even more confusing.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 01, 2012, 05:29:29 PM
Quote from: Roland Deschain on July 01, 2012, 01:35:41 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on July 01, 2012, 04:42:56 AM
Anyone reading this page unfamiliar with our habits must be horrendously confused by now.
Even though i'm fairly familiar with habits here, i'm still terribly confused. I get that the LPWB word is a commonly-misused generic term for something, but every clue given makes the whole thing even more confusing.

That is what makes this game such a success  ::)

Use of napkin or serviette is class dependent.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 01, 2012, 05:40:38 PM
I am confused why Zono has not yet gotten it, although he got one of the derivatives already. How difficult is it to change a single (double) letter?
Or do LPWBs not exist where he lives or did he have such a conservative upbringing that doing the ride was outright inconceivable?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 01, 2012, 06:17:18 PM
If barristers should be barred, should he be banned? ;)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 01, 2012, 06:27:27 PM
Maybe only canned for the moment.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on July 01, 2012, 06:31:12 PM
You and your derivatives. ;)

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 01, 2012, 06:39:33 PM
Don't throw orthoquartzite at me!

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 02, 2012, 07:03:54 AM
Let skateboarders ride the...

Last baluster, balustrade, handrail, parapet, barres, bannister... Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on July 02, 2012, 09:51:12 AM
OK, thanks, even I have got it now!  8)
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 02, 2012, 10:56:29 AM
It was ban(n)ister.

derivatives: canister (liquids), Lannister (bad guys in Game of Thrones), barrister (profession of the late Mrs. Adams), ganister (orthoquartzite)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 02, 2012, 10:57:38 AM
And Roger that was Roger Ban(n)ister

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 02, 2012, 11:33:41 AM
Is the bannister the assistant of the banninator? :mrgreen:

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Post by: Sibling DavidH on July 02, 2012, 01:00:13 PM
Don't forget Minnie Bannister (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Crun_and_Minnie_Bannister) in the Goon Show.  Played by Spike Milligan, she was the archetypal old loony.
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 02, 2012, 01:02:30 PM
There's a minister on the bannister, dear. What shall we do?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 02, 2012, 03:05:57 PM
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 02, 2012, 03:48:11 PM
Minister-in-a-can, all what you need for a shotgun wedding.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 02, 2012, 05:09:08 PM
The loose meaning of honor.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 02, 2012, 05:33:05 PM
Not talking about loose morals aren't you?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 02, 2012, 05:44:29 PM
Morals are loose to start with.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 02, 2012, 06:00:53 PM
Who is the new word?

I've got confused.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 02, 2012, 06:07:50 PM
Zono typed it first (after getting it last? ;)).

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 02, 2012, 06:15:59 PM
:giggle:

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 02, 2012, 06:18:36 PM
Admittedly Zono also came extremly close before going completely off course.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 02, 2012, 07:57:59 PM
Mine.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 02, 2012, 08:19:02 PM
Is it a brontosaurus?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 02, 2012, 09:17:49 PM
I said it's mine not that I know what to use...

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 02, 2012, 09:36:48 PM
Hey, I am a doctor! :mrgreen:

And it was an allusion to the Mrs. Anne Elk sketch (Pardon, Miss Anne Elk)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAYDiPizDIs
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Post by: Roland Deschain on July 02, 2012, 10:25:48 PM
So it was bannister (English spelling there). I would never have thought of that, what with all the [contradictory] clues hanging around. ;D

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Post by: Aggie on July 02, 2012, 10:26:48 PM
The van picture was worth a closer look, certainly (at the URL).

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 02, 2012, 10:39:11 PM
Who would do that?
Actually I usually check when I post picture hints myself in order to avoid dead give-aways.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 02, 2012, 11:30:48 PM
My give-aways are always lively.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 02, 2012, 11:35:08 PM
Which brings us to zombie hints.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 02, 2012, 11:41:28 PM
The WORD is IN.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 02, 2012, 11:45:22 PM
This is a easy one that everyone here has heard before as the word is fundamentally the same in most indo-european languages and adopted in most other languages as such.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 03, 2012, 12:01:55 AM
Pardon me, obviously it is 'computer', 'po-rn' or... but you know where this is going :mrgreen:

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Well, Nazi would also be an option.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 03, 2012, 01:44:04 AM
If you didn't know what the word was you would think it has something to do with transportation.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 03, 2012, 08:42:09 AM
Not going back to the Harzer Roller, that stuff stink! ;)

Is it Latin or Greek derived? Are there (significant) spelling differences in the different languages?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 03, 2012, 02:57:30 PM
No major differences, the obvious ones (terminations, homophone consonants, that kind of thing).

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 03, 2012, 06:20:40 PM
That opens  a whole microcosmos of possibilities

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 03, 2012, 07:09:03 PM
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 03, 2012, 07:24:49 PM
So no balkanization or other Hungarian abominations?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 03, 2012, 07:26:14 PM
Last like goulash? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 03, 2012, 07:30:03 PM
goulash = pyrolized necrophage

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 03, 2012, 07:58:29 PM
But there are two spellings............

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 03, 2012, 08:00:59 PM
Don't goe orthographycally on me!

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 03, 2012, 08:03:50 PM
A part of the LPWB reminds me of Prokofiev's Alexander Nevsky.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 03, 2012, 08:29:57 PM
Hm, lots of percussion, dissonant horns, and some flutes. An alto/mezzo aria, a Latin chant that makes not much sense (why should they be shod with cymbals*?) and an organ that sounds like a piano because nobody dared to change anything after Stalin's surprise inspection.

*which would be the Hungarian connection (cymbalon)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 03, 2012, 08:55:21 PM
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 03, 2012, 09:07:33 PM
Ein Rundgesang aka canon (not to be confused with the carillon).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 03, 2012, 09:31:08 PM
Last it can be considered canon Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 03, 2012, 09:42:34 PM
Knights in the chorus/quire/choir line?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 03, 2012, 11:24:31 PM
Glad I don't have to guess.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 03, 2012, 11:32:29 PM
It can be both fun and frustrating. The trick is not to show when it is the latter.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 04, 2012, 02:08:01 AM
You could say that one of the goals of the modern LPWB was to restrain old powers.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 04, 2012, 09:10:36 AM
I guess democracy is too easy an answer :mrgreen:

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 05, 2012, 04:11:55 PM
Democracy is significantly older than the LPWB but the core concept well may be contemporary.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 05, 2012, 09:29:57 PM
Hm, congress is Latin, as are parliament (althgough it came to us through the French), constitution and senate.

Must check political synonym lists (and musical connections).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 05, 2012, 09:32:19 PM
Last the French are key Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 05, 2012, 09:39:18 PM
assemblee general never made it to German. As opposed to communism and socialism. Populism is again Latin.

Last les aristocrates a la lanterne! Vive le president! Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 05, 2012, 09:52:29 PM
According to the wiki the first use of the LPWB was by a German in the XVI century.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 05, 2012, 09:58:59 PM
That's about the time when Greek got rediscovered by European scholars.
Liberty was absent, fraternity was gay, Latin and catholic, only egalité was possible since egal means 'of no importance' in German.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 05, 2012, 10:22:29 PM
How do you know this?

Last non clue: the tonal concept of harmony was developed on the XVII century as XVI century madrigals gave rise to the Opera Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 05, 2012, 10:43:23 PM
I know nothing, it was a deliberate absurdity. Those were beloved in scholastics though, like that females are inferior because in God's tongue (Latin) woman is 'femina', containing obviously 'minus' (less).

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 06, 2012, 01:49:35 AM
Knowing nothing is not a handicap.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 06, 2012, 02:35:24 AM
Last be happy on the knowledge Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 06, 2012, 09:03:43 AM
getting torched is also a way of enlightenment

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Post by: Sibling DavidH on July 06, 2012, 10:25:22 AM
Last reformation post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 06, 2012, 10:37:53 AM
That's pure Latin again.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 06, 2012, 07:14:50 PM
Last going in circles Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 06, 2012, 07:21:21 PM
election cycles?
Over here we also have the pig cycle, the Dutch have the bicycle, and you USians have the KKK.
We all had crop rotation once.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 06, 2012, 07:22:20 PM
Last getting closer and not knowing it Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 06, 2012, 07:29:41 PM
We better avoid the carousel as far as offices go (Ämterkarussell).
Better a rotary printing press.
But anything with rotation is Latin. The cycle is Greek.
Put that into the next papal encyclical.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 06, 2012, 09:13:10 PM
Wrong spelling.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 06, 2012, 09:24:55 PM
encyclopaedia - the art of rolling up children

Last thread fusion Post

I'll send in a new word.

If you get caught with it, it can be taken as evidence that you are a commie.
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 06, 2012, 11:27:29 PM
The Word is In

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 06, 2012, 11:31:29 PM
Then let's see how long it takes when the first guess will come.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 07, 2012, 02:03:47 AM
Took you longer than I expected.  ;)

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 07, 2012, 09:43:53 AM
But this one is ridiculous (worse than seeing wearing a hoodie as proof of criminal intent).
It would be (slighthly) more justified to see the LPWB as a proof of Kurdish heritage.

Last although the word looks rather Irish Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 07, 2012, 03:37:24 PM
Last Islam related? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 07, 2012, 04:16:01 PM
If you had asked a medieval cleric, he would have told you it was clearly pagan. But the same person would have been shocked about the idea of church bells too.

Likely related to an earlier LPWB (once even proverbially so at least over here).

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Post by: Aggie on July 07, 2012, 05:03:15 PM
Are you lion to us?

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 07, 2012, 10:26:16 PM
I am not informed about how lions are influenced by the LPWB.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 08, 2012, 01:41:51 AM
Last a star? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 08, 2012, 02:01:40 AM
No, completely wrong.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 08, 2012, 02:55:20 AM
The pentacle is pagan and used by the communists...

Last and inverted it's demonic ;) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 08, 2012, 09:16:18 AM
Nice idea but unfortunately totally wrong.

Btw, it's 5 letters, one syllable

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 09, 2012, 04:30:57 AM
Last that rules out an ushanka Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 09, 2012, 09:11:45 AM
But you can use some letters from that.

Once seen as alluring (proverbially so), now by many as repellent (and not because of the commie connection).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 09, 2012, 01:32:58 PM
The so-called commie connection is a contemporary thing?

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 09, 2012, 03:48:42 PM
The LPWB is very old and likely derived from something that came out of Kurdistan*.
In the crusader era a famous person likely made use of it (although most people think he made use of something else).
It became very popular with commies after WW1. This connection became so close that even after WW2 making use of the LPWB in public carried the red suspicion (and could lead to arrest for it).

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*the Kurds likely did not come up with it by themselves but it spread to the West from there
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 09, 2012, 05:35:01 PM
Last is it something you wear or something you use? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 09, 2012, 06:14:24 PM
It is not a piece of clothing

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 09, 2012, 10:52:47 PM
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 09, 2012, 11:02:37 PM
That tool was already known in the neolithic age. And I guess, if you ran around with a sickle, your arrest would likely not be for communist acivities ;). The LPWB would not have left enough traces to identify*, although a very primitive precursor might have existed.
A sickle might be involved in producing the part referred to in the footnote

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*at least the part distinguishing it from the one the crusader era guy used in popular belief would not have lasted from stone age to today.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 10, 2012, 12:45:30 AM
So, it's not made of stone, iron or steel.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 10, 2012, 01:06:09 AM
I guess these days some metal can be used but it traditionally goes without. In contrast, that other thing* (at least editions for professionals) these days is made almost exclusively out of metal.
Btw, in Europe the LPWB was for a long time seen as closely attached to a certain profession that was low-rank but also extremly fashionable.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 10, 2012, 01:22:26 AM
Last the only fashionable low rank profession I know is soldier Post

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 10, 2012, 02:36:36 AM
Last are working girls low rank? :o Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 10, 2012, 04:03:36 AM
They may like fashion but I don't think their trade has ever been 'fashionable'.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 10, 2012, 09:23:43 AM
The profession traditionally making use of the LPWB can be found in the Bible in prominent position (without the LPWB mentioned though).
In the Bible it seems to be a primarily male profession. When it became fashionable in Europe, the image was female. As far as the LPWB is concerned there seems to be a bias to showing primarily men with it and rarely if ever females (although there is no reason to it that I can see, it should be gender neutral).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 10, 2012, 03:26:49 PM
Pastors are lowly (;)), nowadays fashionable, and they used to use staffs.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 10, 2012, 07:00:37 PM
You got the profession right but it is not the staff (nonetheless a good guess).
And just in case you suspect me of splitting hairs, it's not a slingshot either.

It's not a totally strict tradition but the LPWB would be assoiated more with shepherds than swineheards. The latter would (traditionally) use something that may contain something very similar to the LPWB but attached to something more visible that originates from the pigs.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 10, 2012, 07:17:06 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 10, 2012, 07:00:37 PM
And just in case you suspect me of splitting hairs...
Don't worry about that, I'm certain you're splitting hairs.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 10, 2012, 07:43:13 PM
Maybe some vibes from me. I am working on a saga centering on a völva (seeress, lit. staff-carrier) who disguises her staff as a spear.
It's the prose sequel to my long alliterative ballad Óltheresmál/Hristarismál, following the adventures of Ólthere's daughter Gerdr.
Maybe I will even try to translate it into Icelandic (Gerðs saga örhandar = Saga of Gerdr Scarhand).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 10, 2012, 07:52:35 PM
Whatever it is it's obscurity escapes me.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 10, 2012, 07:58:50 PM
You know, most of the time shepherding is soooo boring. How can the shepherd kill the time when there are no wolves to kill instead?
I mean before the invention of affordable battery-powered radios and when books were still expensive and most people illiterate.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 10, 2012, 08:13:31 PM
A knife to carve some piece of wood I guess?

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 10, 2012, 08:17:09 PM
If you cut the right way, you are on it :mrgreen:

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 10, 2012, 08:22:11 PM
Not an arborglyph.

Last so it is something even more arcane..  ::) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 10, 2012, 08:33:49 PM
First, this has far too many letters (you need only 5). Second, you overlook something very simply (given some other thread you regularly post in, I am actually surprised).

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 10, 2012, 08:33:58 PM
It's all Greek to me.

I haven't a clue what Swato is on about. Well, except maybe that

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 10, 2012, 08:50:38 PM
Not a gouge, chisel, v-tool, flutter, tang, bolster or rasp either.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 10, 2012, 08:53:45 PM
Does the term 'solo entertainment'* ring a bell?


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*Not of the sexual kind :mrgreen:
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 10, 2012, 09:29:46 PM
Last now a flute is commie? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 10, 2012, 09:35:54 PM
Now you are really close. The traditional shepherd flute is not actually a flute but something from a closely related family.

In German (not in English) it rhymes with ZnCO3, in English with something that's bad in red :mrgreen:

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 11, 2012, 02:52:29 AM
Where exactly -do you suggest- that this precursor of the oboe was played by shepherds? Or how exactly it was pagan, or much less communist it's beyond me.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 11, 2012, 04:05:10 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 11, 2012, 02:52:29 AM
Or how exactly it was pagan, or much less communist it's beyond me.

That floored me. But I'm sure Swato has a perfectly sensible explanation.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 11, 2012, 04:25:52 AM
Sensible being the key word...

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 11, 2012, 12:51:47 PM
Instruments of this kind were an important part in Mediterranean pagan/temple cults. As a result woodwinds in general and reed instruments in particular were seen as inherently pagan an thus not suitable for Christian use even by those fathers of the church that did not condemn musical instruments per se (as many did). In the Middle Ages the fiddle and the pipe were seen as connected to the  devil. One might also remark that 'pagan' literally means 'rural' because outside the city the church had far less control and could not stamp out the disfavored customs (Russia later was more successful there, where at times even singing of non-sacred songs or the possession of any kind of musical instrument was severely punished). Another reason to be against woodwinds (reeds in particular) stems from old Platon and likely has influenced 'Christian' beliefs: these instruments are not limited to certain keys but can play them all. It was a universal belief that musical keys directly influence the human psyche and that there were good keys and bad keys. Since woodwinds could not be prevented from playing the bad keys, they were seen as innately evil (a stringed instrument can be checked directly before the performance and is thus more controllable).
A proper flute is actually more difficult to get right and requires more skill to play. A working reed instrument that any fool can play is far easier to make. It is also far louder at the same size*.
It looks like the church managed to stamp out the old tradition of reed instruments in Western Europe. Only with the crusades it came back from the East first in the shape of the Zurna from the Kurdish regions of Asia Minor. Reed instruments then became the quintessential 'medieval' way of making music. The flute (now as traverse flute) became the dominant woodwind again only with the arrival of the baroque era.
If one looks at (late) medieval depictions showing shepherds, they very often play a woodwind but not the cylindrical flute but the characteristically shaped conical LPWB. Same is true for the earliest depictions of the Pied Piper (mere speculation on my side: given that this type of instrument came back to Europe during the crusades, the Piper was playing something literally unheard of for centuries. That might explain the 'magic').
As for the commie connection: After WW1 all leftist movements used music for agitprop purposes with a clear preference for woodwinds (while the right went for brass). The German communists specialised in Schalmei ensembles. In German 'Schalmeienmusik' is proverbial for 'allure with evil intent' (equivalent to Siren Song). The connection between communist agitprop and the Schalmei became so close that possession of and performance with this instrument was seen as proof of communist beliefs. After WW2 some innocent street musicians in Western Germany got arrested because of that. Erich Honecker, the head of the East German government from the 70ies to the end of the GDR played the Schalmei as a young communist in the Weimar Republic and famously used them as gifts.
Swineherds traditionally played certain varieties of bagpipes often including a Schalmei-like melody pipe*.
In the Rococo era Schäferspiele (shepherd plays) were popular with the decadent nobilty, making the very lowly position of shpeherd very fashionable. The standard musical instrument for that was not the LPWB though but the hurdy gurdy (which can sound surprisingly like a woodwind though).

*a reason for the preference for loud and shrill instruments by herders (swine and sheep) is also the secondary function of scaring wild animals away. Cows can take care of themselves in that regard and as far as I can see depictions of cowherds seem to be mostly devoid of pipes (horns seem to be their favorite instead).

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And now please spell out the LPWB at least once!

Edit: Not all of the above can be found on wiki and the English wiki lacks afaict any of the commie stuff
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 11, 2012, 02:27:20 PM
Not that it makes any difference, as the word I knew was one of the Spanish versions and had no idea of (one of it's) English counterparts (which BTW I tried about ten relatives before reaching the word):

S H A W M

Last I would've clued that it rimed with a particular anseriforme Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 11, 2012, 02:36:53 PM
Rhymes tend to be too easy.

Last and I held back as long as possible with Shaun the Sheep Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 11, 2012, 03:26:57 PM
In any case as the current winner and holder of the LPWB I declare the game in hiatus until more players pledge their participation.

Last it can't be just the two of us Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 11, 2012, 03:32:09 PM
Agreed and aggrieved about it :'( :mrgreen:

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Edit: Here a clip with a traditional Schalmei
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XuQe8G02Rs

And here one with the modern metal abominations
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGJP4qf3CFE
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 11, 2012, 07:34:04 PM
Mmm, hybrid volkmusik...

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 11, 2012, 07:41:52 PM
Btw, did you notice the similarity in sound of the old Schalmei and a typical bagpipe?

Here is a nice piece played on Krummhorns
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFePC4vBWh0

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 11, 2012, 09:50:37 PM
I have a fair amount of medieval and renaissance music including instrumental consorts and I'm certainly familiar with the color.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 11, 2012, 10:11:49 PM
But many are not.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 11, 2012, 11:22:30 PM
Last wow! That is depressing Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 11, 2012, 11:51:30 PM
At least there is Mozart chocolate.
More disturbing even is the result of polls that only about a third of Germans have heard of Frederick the Great given that this year there are great activities because he was born 300 years ago (and don't even ask about Prussia). Well, around 1900 a lot of Germans did not know who Bismarck was either (except that he had something to do with herring) and about 10% of military recruits did not know the emperor's name.

Btw, personnel in shops that sell recordings of classical music have to be aware (or have a list) about what classical music is used in which advertisement. So they know that when e.g. someone asks for the Nestlé music they have to look under O (Orff, Carl; Carmina Burana).

Admittedly as a schoolkid I thought for some time that Bach was also an inventor because I took the Wohltemperierte Klavier for a special piano with water cooling :mrgreen:

Last Monteverdi is not related to Verdi and Vivaldi was no composing dachshund Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 12, 2012, 12:42:32 AM
There is a sketch by the Argentinian group Les Luthiers in which a string quartet is invited to a game show as a last minute replacement for a group of tropical music. Then the game master accepts calls to guess the title of the 'song' with hilarious results. On one case a lady mentions Vivaldi and the game master confuses it with a kind of pasta.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiUmm_W7SmM

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 12, 2012, 09:03:09 AM
I don't speak Dago ;)

Last just Kraut Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 12, 2012, 02:53:28 PM
Dago? Is that the equivalent of spik in Germany?

Last inquiring minds... Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 12, 2012, 03:09:50 PM
I know that in the Napoleonic age, the English referred to the Spanish as dagos (and to the French as frog(eater)s).

Last I assume that was pejorative and no one had come up yet with stuff like cheese-eating surrender monkeys Post

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfkA0LOdx5o

Edit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 12, 2012, 04:42:19 PM
Last I'm a bit rusty on early XIX century slurs Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 12, 2012, 05:38:26 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 12, 2012, 03:09:50 PM
I know that in the Napoleonic age, the English referred to the Spanish as dagos (and to the French as frog(eater)s).

Yes, it is perjorative.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 12, 2012, 07:51:21 PM
Unless we're compared to him:
(http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/9596/419089-300px_d_argo_large.jpg)
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/9596/419089-300px_d_argo_large.jpg

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 12, 2012, 08:41:04 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on July 12, 2012, 05:38:26 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 12, 2012, 03:09:50 PM
I know that in the Napoleonic age, the English referred to the Spanish as dagos (and to the French as frog(eater)s).

Yes, it is perjorative.

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I think that was not in doubt ;)

Last a dago is a fire breathing reptile minus the Royal Navy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 12, 2012, 09:47:23 PM
Dago is the short version/nickname for Dagoberto (a variant of the German Dagobert), a somewhat uncommon name.

Last I think my mom knows one Post

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 12, 2012, 10:08:31 PM
In Germany Onkel Dagobert is the name of Scrooge McDuck

(http://www.wolfstad.com/dcw/images/comics/fullsize/de_50dagobert.jpg)
http://www.wolfstad.com/dcw/images/comics/fullsize/de_50dagobert.jpg

Last the (late) German translator Erika Fuchs, a lady with a PhD and willing to use it, took inspiration from an old Merovingian king for that Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 13, 2012, 05:49:44 AM
Last so back to the original thesis, you don't speak filthy rich cheap b@$tard? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 13, 2012, 09:35:48 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 13, 2012, 05:49:44 AM
Last so back to the original thesis, you don't speak filthy rich cheap b@$tard? Post

Not as native tongue.

Last but a bit of sophisticated vulgar on occasion Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on July 13, 2012, 12:16:36 PM
Going back to Dagobert:

QuoteLe bon roi Dagobert
A mis sa culotte à l'envers ;
Le grand saint Éloi
Lui dit : Ô mon roi!
Votre Majesté
Est mal culottée.
C'est vrai, lui dit le roi,
Je vais la remettre à l'endroit.

Comme il la remettait
Un peu il se découvrait ;
Le grand saint Éloi
Lui dit : Ô mon roi !
Vous avez la peau
Plus noire qu'un corbeau.
Bah, bah, lui dit le roi,
La reine l'a bien plus noire que moi.

Last it goes on for a squillion more silly verses post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 13, 2012, 12:33:54 PM
The only Merovingian most people have heard of is this one
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2006/1/030106-merovingian.jpg)
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2006/1/030106-merovingian.jpg

Some people may have heard of Charlemagne (one dynasty later) though because he is an ancestor of Christopher Lee.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 13, 2012, 05:02:40 PM
I somehow have the impression that the percentage of cultured people is larger in Europe than in the US.

Last cultural life is significantly richer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 13, 2012, 05:23:18 PM
Learnt about Charlemagne in school but never heard of Merovingian...............

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 13, 2012, 06:26:03 PM
Hm, what about Australia (where most whites are descended from petty thieves  ;) )?

Maybe it was to Europe's advantage that so many different cultures had to compete and a general assimilation as in the US could not take place.
I grow ever more pessimistic about the level of 'culture' and cultural knowledge in the European population. Globalisation plays a part in that I'd think.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 13, 2012, 08:31:06 PM
IMO being cultured is almost part of the class system in the UK, except the very top class don't need to be. It's also why nouveau riche can be such a damning term.  ;D

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 13, 2012, 08:32:52 PM
But they have upper-class twit-ter

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 13, 2012, 08:33:35 PM
I've never looked :mrgreen:

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 13, 2012, 08:44:03 PM
But you can hear them.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 13, 2012, 10:00:29 PM
Loud and clear from the rags of that Australian twit.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 13, 2012, 10:03:09 PM
Aren't Aussie twits cook-a-burr-s?

Last Australians on Bali are as popular as Brits on Mallorca Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 13, 2012, 10:11:50 PM
Last cookies? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 13, 2012, 10:16:54 PM
I hear they are cooky too

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 13, 2012, 10:24:32 PM
Beware, Blue may eat you.

Last or a dingo Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 13, 2012, 10:27:27 PM
Do you mean that Blue will eat the dingo as an alternative? :mrgreen:

Last what can one say about a country whose national beer is brewed abroad (according to the ads) Post

And now for something completely different:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0kGlEVZH6k
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 14, 2012, 01:39:21 AM
Didn't the dingo eat the baby?

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 14, 2012, 10:22:24 AM
Is there anything they don't eat?

Last who would win in a fight between dingos and saltwater crocodile? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 14, 2012, 03:30:51 PM
Have you ever met a distilled water crocodile?

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 14, 2012, 04:00:09 PM
It's the essence of croc.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 14, 2012, 04:21:01 PM
Croc's have an essence now?

Last I'm sure Lacoste does Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 14, 2012, 04:41:36 PM
Difficult to draw on bottles but croc tears can serve as a crude substitute in many cases.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 14, 2012, 04:55:53 PM
Last weren't the tears of CEOs and politicians poisonous? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 14, 2012, 05:03:26 PM
Xenomorphs all failed the entry exam

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 14, 2012, 05:40:01 PM
Last of course! The Lizard People! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 14, 2012, 05:47:37 PM
But one cannot charm them with shawms
Last let's see whether it's still in the filter :mrgreen: Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 14, 2012, 06:16:27 PM
Last what a sham Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 14, 2012, 06:21:11 PM
But the one who could afford the loudest would be in control, so be careful what you wish for.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 14, 2012, 09:01:24 PM
No shouting.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 14, 2012, 09:16:13 PM
Last why shout when you can buy them under the table? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 14, 2012, 09:20:23 PM
To deal with snakes under the table may get difficult

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 14, 2012, 09:20:55 PM
Last you get what you pay for Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 14, 2012, 09:22:29 PM
You do not know the old fable, do you?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 14, 2012, 09:23:43 PM
Last not really Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 14, 2012, 09:50:05 PM
The moral is that a snake cannot be trusted. If it promises you anything while in need, it will bite you the moment it is out of peril and your control Last even if it does not profit from it Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 14, 2012, 09:59:36 PM
Isn't that the bible, or is the bible a fable?

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 14, 2012, 10:04:14 PM
No, there is an actual fable that seems to exists in only slightly varied form in different countries. E.g. in India there is a version with a tiger instead of the snake.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 14, 2012, 10:33:31 PM
A tiger can lose it's tail. Can a snake?

Last inanities Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 14, 2012, 10:38:17 PM
Actually yes, although unlike some legless lizards they are afaict unable to regrow it.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 14, 2012, 11:03:07 PM
Last crying game Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 14, 2012, 11:09:07 PM
If game could cry, it would when bitten by snakes.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 15, 2012, 12:19:02 AM
Over here, game is roadkill.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 15, 2012, 12:32:20 AM
And not all is run over by cobras (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AC_Cobra).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 15, 2012, 04:17:14 AM
Last preferable than being run over by an elephant Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 15, 2012, 08:45:34 AM
What about a lemming stampede?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 15, 2012, 04:04:04 PM
Last better than a rat pack attack Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 15, 2012, 04:07:27 PM
Night of the fluffy bunnies

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 15, 2012, 04:08:09 PM
Last nasty bite if you ask me Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 15, 2012, 04:19:03 PM
So says Tim the Enchanter

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 15, 2012, 04:41:02 PM
Last charming tale Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 15, 2012, 05:25:42 PM
Unfortunately Sir Robin's minstrels got eaten and cannot tell it.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 15, 2012, 05:32:16 PM
Last Draco's breakfast Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 15, 2012, 05:37:38 PM
That's another franchise

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 15, 2012, 08:43:28 PM
Last snakes, dragons, what's the difference? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 15, 2012, 08:44:34 PM
Last snakes & ladders Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 15, 2012, 08:48:55 PM
Or ladders made of snakes?

Last climb to your own risk Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 15, 2012, 09:06:48 PM
Why not a snakelift?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 15, 2012, 11:00:58 PM
There's spiders in the lift in Half Life.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 15, 2012, 11:06:41 PM
I thought the lift was the favorite way to store some zombies to spring on the unsuspecting.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 16, 2012, 02:56:55 AM
In one (head)crabs pop out and in the other the zombies show up after you come out of the lift.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 16, 2012, 04:36:47 AM
I'd stay in the lift. Send in some food.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 16, 2012, 09:09:24 AM
Yeah, but you have to first get into the zombie infested lift and get them out.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 16, 2012, 03:06:05 PM
Infested sounds like hundreds.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 16, 2012, 03:09:17 PM
Don't underestimate how many people fit into a elevator (or phone booth (http://library.thinkquest.org/3205/Phon.html))

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 16, 2012, 05:32:30 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 16, 2012, 09:09:24 AM
Yeah, but you have to first get into the zombie infested lift and get them out.

and you failed to take the Last Post

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 16, 2012, 05:42:27 PM
Last of all people! Post
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Post by: Aggie on July 16, 2012, 05:56:47 PM
Hundreds in a lift sounds like insardinated*....


Last much more than infested Post



*yes, I just made that up. It means to be packed tightly like sardines in a can.
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 16, 2012, 06:31:45 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 16, 2012, 05:42:27 PM
Last of all people! Post

Must have been all those elevator and phone booth zombies

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 16, 2012, 09:19:23 PM
Last blame the zombies now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 16, 2012, 09:38:41 PM
Well, the phone company would sue me, the dead rarely do.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 17, 2012, 05:39:05 PM
Last phoney excuse :P Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 17, 2012, 05:46:13 PM
So said phoney Boney looking at a map of Leon

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 17, 2012, 05:53:27 PM
Last The Professional? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 17, 2012, 10:00:13 PM
Nope, monsieur Besson was not involved and Señor Ponce neither.

Last it's not a port, man! Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 18, 2012, 01:29:20 AM
I have put a LPWB Word IN the censor.

2 syllables.

Add a bit, change a bit, could be a dessert.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 18, 2012, 09:24:37 AM
prodding, plodding, floodgate, rice dream?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 18, 2012, 03:41:09 PM
What's so new about it?

Last Nataly will be disappointed Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 18, 2012, 03:53:03 PM
So, whose word is it and who clues?

As far as NP concerned, I think she looks best with short hair (or at least not with curls).

Here she just lacks the proper hat
(http://www.librarising.com/astrology/celebs/images2/NOP/natalieportman.jpg)(http://www.mein-altaegypten.de/internet/frauen/images/as-nofretete-bueste-IMG_2175.JPG)
http://www.librarising.com/astrology/celebs/images2/NOP/natalieportman.jpg
http://www.mein-altaegypten.de/internet/frauen/images/as-nofretete-bueste-IMG_2175.JPG

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 18, 2012, 07:16:45 PM
It's my word and I am cluing.

I think the last clue was a bit misleading.

It would have been more helpful to say:

Change a bit, add a bit, could be a dessert.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 18, 2012, 07:42:48 PM
Strawberry cake, key lime pie, apple turnover...?

Last one word, how many syllables? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 18, 2012, 08:09:17 PM
That was in the first clue, two syllables.

I am not going through old pastry recipes

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 18, 2012, 09:37:44 PM
Last so it isn't cake Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 18, 2012, 09:44:30 PM
Not cake alone at least.
Of c(o)urse there are fruitcake, cheesecake, mudcake....

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 19, 2012, 01:13:53 AM
I am talking of the modern version.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 19, 2012, 03:02:21 AM
Last tic-tacs? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 19, 2012, 09:17:01 AM
Modern cake? The abominable cupcake cake (CCC)!

Last Alles Kacke Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 19, 2012, 03:32:37 PM
Last cupcakes are overrated Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 19, 2012, 06:54:13 PM
And when combined to form a CCC they are an abomination (browse through the pages of cakewrecks.com and you'll agree)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 19, 2012, 07:32:30 PM
Last cakewrecks has ruined you, my friend Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 19, 2012, 07:45:53 PM
Should that not be 'have'? :mrgreen:

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 19, 2012, 08:50:11 PM
When I say modern, let's say relatively.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 19, 2012, 09:14:52 PM
Well, the modern age officially began 1492 (although protestants prefer 1517).

Enough time for dessert to become jolly (or was it jelly?) rotten.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 19, 2012, 09:41:25 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 19, 2012, 09:14:52 PM
Well, the modern age officially began 1492 (although protestants prefer 1517).

Not if you read History at the University of Oxford  :o

I bet the Roundheads thought they were modern.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 19, 2012, 09:47:05 PM
What about the Ironsides, Irondukes and Ironclads?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 19, 2012, 11:15:59 PM
Last ice cream is relatively modern Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 19, 2012, 11:23:28 PM
As is shock-late

Maybe teacake and whippets

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 19, 2012, 11:41:18 PM
Last who knows, may be twinkies (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twinkie) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 19, 2012, 11:54:01 PM
beats the Twonky (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Twonky) (barely)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 20, 2012, 04:12:43 AM
mmmmmm the colour's not bad.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 20, 2012, 05:23:57 AM
Last nothing good apart from the color Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 20, 2012, 09:43:50 AM
Looking for something in yellow?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 20, 2012, 03:35:23 PM
More sort of light brownish.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 20, 2012, 04:03:52 PM
Some paté

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Post by: Aggie on July 20, 2012, 07:27:56 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 19, 2012, 11:23:28 PM
Maybe teacake and whippets

Why bother wasting the N2O for whipping the cream, eh? ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 20, 2012, 08:31:56 PM
Last patè for dessert? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 20, 2012, 09:26:38 PM
Yes, I know, it's patétic

Last and not even Chai Cow Ski Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 20, 2012, 09:28:45 PM
Last chai tea isn't dessert either but at least it's sweet Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 20, 2012, 09:38:22 PM
cow is also not a classical dessert (it's cheese may be) and ski is clearly aprés.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 20, 2012, 10:05:53 PM
No idea whaat you are all talking about, but it doesn't seem to have much to do with the LPWB word.

Maybe some new clue is needed.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 20, 2012, 10:11:46 PM
Or some glue before we become un--ed

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 21, 2012, 02:51:39 AM
If he did, was it a dessert in his day? Anyway that doesn't count as modern so it can't be the answer to this clue.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 21, 2012, 09:12:25 AM
General Custard's last stand at pancake rock against the biscuitsees and moussees under chef bliny where he got scrappled and battered?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 21, 2012, 02:25:46 PM
Marks for effort, but no.

Ok. Now we will try dancing.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 21, 2012, 02:43:02 PM
Doing the cakewalk?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 21, 2012, 08:01:34 PM
Chewing gum is perhaps the only thing you can have in your mouth and dance, being relatively modern.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 21, 2012, 08:47:27 PM
There was a hint to the English Civil War (the Cromwellian, not the Wars of the Roses).

Hm, the Molly or the Morris?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 21, 2012, 09:04:36 PM
The Roundheads were a red herring.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 21, 2012, 09:07:42 PM
Well, that's what they probably ate on all days but Fridays (for that would be catholic).

So, something upper crust then?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 22, 2012, 12:54:25 AM
No crust involved.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 22, 2012, 01:04:27 AM
So, more of a softcakewalk with extra toffee?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 22, 2012, 03:46:30 AM
mmmmm certainly a little something extra! Which in fact forms the first syllable.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 22, 2012, 05:18:34 AM
Last ex-anima? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 22, 2012, 09:20:58 AM
Or something with plus or add

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 22, 2012, 01:21:30 PM
No not a descriptive word meaning extra. Wrong tack.


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Post by: Swatopluk on July 22, 2012, 01:30:34 PM
A klaanes Zubrot?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 22, 2012, 05:56:05 PM
Last an European dancing genre? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 22, 2012, 06:07:06 PM
Thinking in bad puns always leaves me confused about what words are meant as clues (e.g. whether tack is in the previous Post by Griffin)

Is she pointing us towards a sophisticated type of hardtack?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 22, 2012, 06:51:12 PM
I haven't seen her pointing to anything.

Last no clues Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 22, 2012, 09:45:40 PM
Wrong tack was not a clue.

You need to focus on the dessert and the dance. Although neither of these do not quite get the word they would help.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 22, 2012, 10:38:16 PM
Pavane, gagliarde, courante, allemande, tourdion...?

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 22, 2012, 11:52:49 PM
The currant/courant(e) looked like a pretty good idea.

Something with bun perhaps?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 22, 2012, 11:59:04 PM
Are we talking hamburgers here?

Last or something naughtier? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 23, 2012, 12:17:19 AM
Well, the only two-syllable hamburger coming to mind would be the whopper, not a dance that I knew of.

Last not that I know much about dancing in the first place Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 23, 2012, 12:41:05 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 22, 2012, 11:52:49 PM
Something with bun perhaps?

Not right, but closest so far.

The dance and the dessert have nothing to do with each other. They just have a lot of the same letters.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 23, 2012, 12:51:02 AM
Hm, bantam is not usually seen as a dance.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 23, 2012, 05:00:13 PM
There is a folkloric dance back home called bunde.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 23, 2012, 05:26:23 PM
A bumroll maybe? :mrgreen:

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 23, 2012, 06:26:10 PM

You have two adjacent letters correct !  Both appear in the dessert, the dance and the  LPWB Word. (all of which are different words).

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 23, 2012, 06:35:45 PM
We already had the rumroll, didn't we? :mrgreen:

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Let's do the krumpin' crumpin Krumping! With a tumba! wumba! zumba! (you could have done some zombie hints :zombie:)
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 23, 2012, 07:13:35 PM
Last dancing the rumba Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 23, 2012, 07:20:19 PM
Why not the vodkaba?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 23, 2012, 07:44:23 PM
Last wouldn't I need a balalaika? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 23, 2012, 07:53:15 PM
No, that is a drunk or mad dog

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 24, 2012, 01:21:01 AM
Last is the dog per chance black? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 24, 2012, 02:24:15 AM
I don't believe in zombies.

Last let's not bring Churchill into it Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 24, 2012, 09:17:16 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 24, 2012, 01:21:01 AM
Last is the dog per chance black? Post

Nope! 100% red.
(http://www.mollys-eyes.de/ueber%20hunde/images/laika.10.jpg)
http://www.mollys-eyes.de/ueber%20hunde/images/laika.10.jpg

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 24, 2012, 06:35:48 PM
Poor Laika wasn't red when she went up.

Last and surely ended up black when she came down Post
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Post by: Aggie on July 24, 2012, 06:43:55 PM
QuoteAlthough they trying their best, you know they making a mess with the Russian Satellite
They should be all sent to prison for the dog that they poison in the Russian Satellite
Two Sputniks in the skies had everybody hypnotized
Now I am very sorry for the poor little puppy in the Russian Satellite
[youtube=425,350]PSZOLAoOskk[/youtube]

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 24, 2012, 07:02:35 PM
Up a commie down a con :mrgreen:

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Btw, Ephraim Kishon surmised that Krushchev actually put Berija into the capsule.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 24, 2012, 08:13:52 PM
You mean that he placed that bitch into the capsule?

Last it would have been poetic Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 24, 2012, 08:50:22 PM
Well, a  fiery furnace was also a favored final solution (put on film, so the boss in Mos could enjoy it without having to leave the office, also for repeated viewing).

The job of Cheka chief was a deferred suicide. Apart from Iron Felix, the founder, for decades they all got liquidated by their successors on order of the Kremlin chief.

About the only one of the Old Guard who actually got old was Molotov, who nearly lived to see the end of the Soviet Union (he died aged 96 in 1986). I think it is still not known how he did it.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 24, 2012, 10:08:49 PM
Last it makes sense as they were so aggressive Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 24, 2012, 10:17:49 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 24, 2012, 10:08:49 PM
Last it makes sense as they were so aggressive Post

Are you refering to the Mos bosses watching snuff movies, the Cheka chiefs or the Old Guard?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 25, 2012, 03:24:09 PM
The old guard, it basically behaved as mafia/gang bosses, where murder is a valid form of advancement.

Last current leaders are more civilized and limit themselves to character assassination Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 25, 2012, 03:33:56 PM
Yes, they have men (and women) of character assassinated (those without do not pose much of a threat).

Last Vlad-i-Mir* Post

*not Dracula in Outer Space
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 25, 2012, 03:44:56 PM
I meant that in a (so-called) democracy, you don't see public/private career bureaucrats killing themselves to go up the ladder.

Last murder is usually reserved to those who can testify against you/the company in a court of law Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 25, 2012, 05:04:30 PM
And those old revolutionaries were quite able to do some killings personally when deemed necessary and more than once risked their own lifes. The petty people running our countries for the most part would do neither.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 25, 2012, 05:52:47 PM
They would never get their own hands dirty.

Last no problem sending others to do the deeds though Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 25, 2012, 06:49:30 PM
Well, most people prefer that way. That's what distribution of labour means.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 25, 2012, 07:49:40 PM
Does that mean someone else can do my module essay?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 25, 2012, 07:55:25 PM
If you are willing to pay I'm sure someone may be able to help you.

Last there are websites for that Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 25, 2012, 08:10:11 PM
But consider that you'll have to pay extra to keep them silent :mrgreen:

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 25, 2012, 10:30:27 PM
Last or getting your hands dirty :devil2: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 25, 2012, 10:52:53 PM
You know, one palm greases the other :mrgreen:

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 26, 2012, 01:28:43 AM
There is a economy of scale, you put your man* to take care of a number of businesses.

Last and then you take care of your man Post

*or woman, your choice ;)
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 26, 2012, 01:40:21 AM
Throw-away multitaskers?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 26, 2012, 01:57:59 AM
Last they don't have to process them all at the same time Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 26, 2012, 02:09:09 AM
Have there ever been multi-tasking serial killers? (agian one of these terms that sound like a music group/band name)

Last apart from documenting their deeds while doiing them, I mean (easy with gun-cams I presume) Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 26, 2012, 02:58:10 AM
Besides, I have the suspicion that they savor every kill.

Last a professional OTOH only kills who he has been paid to kill Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 26, 2012, 09:40:20 AM
Nil mortifi sine lucre - the motto of Ankh-Morpork's Guild of Assassins

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 26, 2012, 02:57:08 PM
Or as Heath Ledger said as the Joker in The Dark Knight:

Last If you're good at something, never do it for free. Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 26, 2012, 03:00:17 PM
Talents have their value, esp. when they are antique units of weight for precious metals

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 26, 2012, 03:03:14 PM
Last that explains the use of the word 'talented' Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 26, 2012, 03:22:55 PM
Man of many talents once meant just filthy rich.
Then the problem was to keep the dough not the getting part.

Last 'no one can call himself rich who can't finance an army out of his own pocket', Crassus Dives Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 26, 2012, 03:58:01 PM
Don't worry, we're going back there in no time.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 26, 2012, 04:31:23 PM
Condottieri are great job creators

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 26, 2012, 04:39:07 PM
Last for each competing condottiere killed? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 26, 2012, 09:10:27 PM
Well, they have always need for new employees. Also good bonuses for everyone in case of success. Condottiere-led companies tend also to be 100% unionized, so the boss is ill-advised to ignore the opinion of his employees.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 26, 2012, 10:21:14 PM
Mercenaries are problematic employees.

Last loyalty can always be bought Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 26, 2012, 10:32:17 PM
Well, another reason to be the mercenary

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 27, 2012, 02:22:37 AM
Good pay.

Last but low life expectancy Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 27, 2012, 09:35:16 AM
If one survives the steep learning curve, the cances are actually not that bad.

Last it's usually the newbies that terminally fail Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 27, 2012, 04:20:33 PM
Still way below the western life expectancy.

Last risky business Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 27, 2012, 05:06:27 PM
Well, as in sports one has to learn when to retire or change to the employer side.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 28, 2012, 06:12:32 AM
But only a tiny minority manages.

Last mercenaries rarely retire themselves Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 28, 2012, 09:22:14 AM
I blame insufficient education ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 29, 2012, 06:22:59 AM
It's a matter of probability, if your day job involves shooting and getting fired upon, you have a higher risk of dying from said activities.

Last training will only improve the odds of surviving the first job Post

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 29, 2012, 09:22:53 AM
But once you have survived the first, the probability to survive longer steeply rises.
The trick is to let those for whom it is the first time to do the suicidal stuff.
In the Russian-Japanese war of 1904/5 charges on MG positions were generally only done with troops that had never faced MGs before. Those that already had (and survived) would simply not do a seco Postnd time.

The trick to put MGs behind your own troops as encouragement seems not to have been used there.

Last it would rarely used on mercenaries either Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 29, 2012, 11:18:59 PM
Watching women's archery.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 29, 2012, 11:46:51 PM
Are they worthy heirs of Agincourt?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 30, 2012, 04:53:08 AM
No idea. But the bows are interesting.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 30, 2012, 09:03:42 AM
Bow to the queen!

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 30, 2012, 04:29:20 PM
Last preferable to an arrow Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 30, 2012, 06:59:09 PM
I'd avoid a row with her majesty.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 30, 2012, 09:33:59 PM
Even if you'd want to, it's usually filled with her bodyguards.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 31, 2012, 02:45:00 AM
And now she has Bond.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 31, 2012, 08:27:48 AM
Nothing a Seanconbot could not handle

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 31, 2012, 03:03:51 PM
Now I'm envious of D. Craig's alma mater (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guildhall_School_of_Music_and_Drama).

Last my first voice teacher went there Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 31, 2012, 03:16:35 PM
Did a Bond ever sing (on screen)? ;)
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 31, 2012, 05:38:59 PM
They never sing during interrogation.

Last :nervous: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 31, 2012, 05:42:21 PM
And that would be soprano anyway

Last triste accord Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 31, 2012, 05:58:52 PM
It's true that they bust his nuts during interrogation in one movie, but that wouldn't raise his tessitura.

Last common misconception Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 31, 2012, 06:51:30 PM
As with woodwinds, what is essential is the intensity of the blow  :mrgreen:

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 01, 2012, 05:40:18 PM
Usually less intense than generally thought with woodwinds.

Last brass OTOH... Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 01, 2012, 06:10:16 PM
I am mainly accustomed to the recorder, where there is a special overblow hole (and the thing can be only overblown once while more sophisticated woodwinds* can be twice or thrice without making use of the holes).

In brass the overblowing is seen as the 'normal' while in woodwinds overblowing more than once is perceived as exceptional (at least by non-experts). For me it is an art to even get a tone out of a brass instrument (if one does not count the 'wind in a pipe' sound or that created by using it as a bell  ;) )

*not necessarily modern. Just last week I saw a demonstration of a bone flute overblown at least twice.

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Post by: Aggie on August 01, 2012, 06:42:13 PM
I should make an attempt at brass, at some point.  I don't have the manual dexterity for most woodwinds, keyboards or stringed instruments (haven't put in enough practice to see if I could get good at non-contact variable-capacitance instruments, although I do have a theremin around).  Circular breathing always seemed a little strange and difficult to me, but might be worth a shot.

Last should also ask Zono for some basic singing technique tips.. my voice is swiftly becoming my instrument of choice Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 01, 2012, 06:52:17 PM
I better stick to consuming (and very occasionally writing) music.

I might try to make a reed instrument out of a drinking straw (there are how-to clips on youtube) just for fun though.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 01, 2012, 07:23:34 PM
Brass in general requires less manual dexterity than the Boehm or natural systems.

Last clean and good tone take a lot of practice as in any instrument though Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 02, 2012, 09:49:31 AM
Except the organ (where the experience has to be on the constructor's side).

But not botching the tone is probably the only easy thing about said instrument.

Last has anyone ever tried to play a large symphonic piece only using multiple theremins? Post

Edit: And now to something completely different: The Obamas' scret war on potato chips (http://uggabugga.blogspot.de/2012/07/rush-limbaugh-and-lays-potato-chips-for.html)
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 02, 2012, 08:46:08 PM
I love the capitalist approach to solve the "problem":
Quote
RUSH: Well, if your parents don't have a problem, just buy more bags.

Last and don't forget to buy a bag of nuts that way the involved won't be feeling so alone Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 03, 2012, 12:43:00 AM
And don't be surprised that on the back of the nut bag you likely will find a warning "May contain nuts"

Last yes, no joke Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 03, 2012, 01:16:40 AM
Last coffee has warning labels stating that 'contents may be hot' Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 03, 2012, 01:21:58 AM
Over here the 'may' would be very small there. An age-old joke: 'Waiter, the coffee is cold!' - 'If you want something warm, you have to order a beer!'

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 03, 2012, 02:13:36 AM
Last people can get used it, like gazpacho Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 03, 2012, 09:42:26 AM
On the other hand 'cold coffee' is a pejorative term (usually in the sense of 'old news').

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 03, 2012, 03:35:04 PM
Last as opposed to iced coffee which is the rage nowadays Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 03, 2012, 03:45:47 PM
Coffee is bad enough hot.

Last I also prefer my tea warm Post
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Post by: Aggie on August 03, 2012, 07:49:06 PM
Bad coffee is worse cold, good stuff tends to remain good.


Last it usually gets even more over-sweetened when served cold, and over-fatted Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 03, 2012, 07:55:20 PM
It's of course always the question, whether one prefer the drink made from rotten leaves or the one from partially carbonized beans.

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Post by: Aggie on August 03, 2012, 08:56:45 PM
Rotten germinated barley, says I. ;)

Last I've been known to place actual charcoal in coffee, so anything goes Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 03, 2012, 09:09:41 PM
Germinating is not the same as rotting.

Last not that I like beer either Post

On the other hand, is alcoholic fermentation anything else but bacteria farting after having a meal too rich iin sugar?
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Post by: Aggie on August 05, 2012, 04:25:09 PM
No, you need to germinate first to get the malt sugars, then roast and then rot it.

For me it's garlic, not sugar.  I am safe from vampires as they could not tolerate the atmosphere in my bedroom after a garlicky meal.  :mrgreen:

Last I keep the rotting zombie cabbage buried in a pot by the front step, but it's garlicky enough to keep out vampires too Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 05, 2012, 08:20:32 PM
Well, as long as it also helps against vampire watermelons (Google it!)

Last not a Pratchettean invention Post
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Post by: Aggie on August 05, 2012, 11:00:18 PM
I have mouse melons here, but the cat stands guard against those and the rat-tailed radishes.

Last I don't think the Minnesota Midget Melons are vampiric Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 06, 2012, 12:35:56 AM
Wait for the midget to get dim too.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 06, 2012, 01:41:29 AM
Last what if it's bright? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 06, 2012, 09:34:37 AM
I prefer cleft

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 06, 2012, 05:11:14 PM
Don't get your palate in a twist.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 06, 2012, 05:15:45 PM
Will you be my tea pal?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 06, 2012, 06:01:39 PM
Isn't it a bit hard with the distance?

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Post by: Aggie on August 06, 2012, 06:13:27 PM
Thankfully, tea is light and ships easily.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 06, 2012, 06:22:56 PM
But it becomes undrinkable (except to East Frisians) when it drops or is dropped into the sea on the way.

Last no anagram for ships easily Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 06, 2012, 08:24:18 PM
Last tell that to tea party-ers Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 06, 2012, 09:20:20 PM
My grandaughter has a tea song:

I am a little teapot short and stout
Here's my handle, here's my spout,
When the water's boiling, hear me shout
I'm not a teapot, I'm a sugar bowl

she thinks the last line (which she knows is not the right one) is very funny - she is only 3 I suppose

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 06, 2012, 11:44:12 PM
As a child I put four times as much sugar into my hot drinks than I do today.
I also find most brands of Bitter Lemon far too sweet these days while as a child I found the stuff to be unbearably bitter. They did not change the recipe as far as I know

Last there is a bit of actual biology behind that or so I hear Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 07, 2012, 03:53:47 AM
Don't talk to me of sugar. I am having abomnable* tooth troubles with a dodgy dentist who I thought was trustworthy.

Last where are the painkillers? Post

*that spelling looks wrong
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 07, 2012, 10:00:21 AM
I think my own trouble with teeth has only partially to do with sugar but has strong inherited roots (pun intended).

Last Just ignore the teeth and they will go away Post

Not intended as a mocking of Griffin. I have at least some idea of what it feels like in her situation.
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Post by: Roland Deschain on August 07, 2012, 10:31:57 PM
It's "abominable", Griffin, just so you know. ;)

Last I have no idea what to put here, so i'll just have to write something that sounds intelligent and retains my air of mystery, yet mysteriously fail at doing so Post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 07, 2012, 10:43:57 PM
Or abdominal, although that would not rhyme with teeth

Last a least in humans Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 08, 2012, 12:53:46 AM
Like the snowman?

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 08, 2012, 03:02:18 AM
Some animals have teeth in their stomachs (others swallow flint for the same purpose)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 08, 2012, 06:03:53 PM
Someone told me about teeth elsewhere. :o

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 09, 2012, 12:17:19 AM
If you mean the v.d., that would not even work physiologically.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 09, 2012, 01:44:39 AM
Aw! I thought it was true :mrgreen:

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 09, 2012, 02:19:49 AM
With a lot of excercise some stuff may be possible.

But gentlewomen prefer springloaded devices

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 09, 2012, 06:15:06 PM
I think the VD is the result of a misunderstanding of the mouth of cephalopods.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 09, 2012, 09:30:29 PM
I thought squids are traditionally seen as male :mrgreen:

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 09, 2012, 09:40:46 PM
That is a chauvinistic view. :D ;D

Last as opposed to the perverted view Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 09, 2012, 09:45:13 PM
Jellyfish on the other hand...

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 09, 2012, 10:07:10 PM
...remind me of a current campaign for a lubricant...

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 09, 2012, 10:19:03 PM
Well, the ad image coming to my mind on that topic would not be safe to post (although there is no nudity in it)

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OK, with a warning: http://www.forum-3dcenter.org/vbulletin/attachment.php?attachmentid=6308&amp;stc=1&amp;d=1029594103
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 09, 2012, 10:52:23 PM
No lubricant can do that.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 09, 2012, 11:30:43 PM
Shocking.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 10, 2012, 12:16:02 AM
No, I do not think it is electric.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 10, 2012, 02:17:59 AM
Just perverted.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 10, 2012, 10:50:10 AM
Let's be lubilant

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 10, 2012, 10:49:41 PM
Last jubilant Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 11, 2012, 10:47:56 AM
Yes, but with lube

Last slippery slope Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 11, 2012, 11:01:55 PM
Last to the seventh circle Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 12, 2012, 12:12:10 AM
of heaven or the other place?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 12, 2012, 01:11:24 AM
Ever read Solzheniztsyn?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 12, 2012, 04:03:37 AM
Yes

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 12, 2012, 10:11:18 AM
No, I managed to avoid it. But enough about the gulag otherwise.

Last even there were different degrees of hellishness Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 12, 2012, 11:31:04 PM
Hence the circles.

Last a sharashkas (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharashka) were an 'easy' hell Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 13, 2012, 12:28:37 AM
And Kolyma (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kolyma) was the innermost circle.

Last in a sad irony many if not most were transported there on American ships Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 13, 2012, 01:08:28 AM
The Olympics ended.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 13, 2012, 01:13:11 AM
I tried to ignore them anyway.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 13, 2012, 03:50:03 AM
Difficult in London.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 13, 2012, 12:20:24 PM
Who goes there anyway?

Last and expensive too Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 13, 2012, 04:30:00 PM
Very expensive.

Last in the fight with Tokyo and Moscow Post
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Post by: Roland Deschain on August 13, 2012, 09:50:05 PM
Last Godzilla vs. Mothra Post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 14, 2012, 02:16:44 AM
Not to forget that Tokyo seems to get nuked in every other anime  :mrgreen:

Last In Moscow matches were enough Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on August 14, 2012, 02:17:19 AM
last   GODZILLA  vs MECHAGODZILLA   post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 14, 2012, 02:20:44 AM
Don't let me start about the ridiculous German titles for Godzilla films

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 14, 2012, 06:35:31 PM
No films with Berlin leveled?

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 14, 2012, 06:56:15 PM
Not by monsters or nukes.

Last the allies managed without* Post

*Oppenheimer was actually disappointed that Germany capitulated before he could nuke Berlin. Japan was only second choice.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 14, 2012, 07:36:00 PM
You should make it your personal goal to find some young German filmmaker ready to do a monster movie in Berlin.

Last perhaps you'd prefer they level München? :devil2: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 14, 2012, 07:42:57 PM
Bavarians are monstrous enough ;)

Last there is a vampire movie set in Berlin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_Are_the_Night_%28film%29) Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 14, 2012, 09:01:54 PM
Why level a city when you can suck it dry.

Last thirsty Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 14, 2012, 09:06:32 PM
Then it will crumble by itself.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 14, 2012, 10:28:14 PM
Last a concrete vampire? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 14, 2012, 10:30:43 PM
Well, they are hard-shelled and rich in iron internally (given their diet).
But I was thinking of the defluidized/desiccized city.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 14, 2012, 10:49:07 PM
From that perspective many cities would gladly receive a traffic vampire.

Last drive at your own peril Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 15, 2012, 01:41:20 AM
And it would clean up the mess after serious accidents

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 15, 2012, 01:55:25 AM
But what to do after comic accidents?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 15, 2012, 01:55:49 AM
Last or not, perhaps just leave the empty shells around Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on August 15, 2012, 02:02:37 AM
If it was one of them new-fangled sparkly vampires, it could add safety features to dark stretches of road...
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 15, 2012, 02:05:15 AM
I think those sparkle only in daylight (showing them to be just cheap imitations)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 15, 2012, 02:08:18 AM
Last they sparkle as they crumble Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 15, 2012, 12:41:27 PM
Last going with a bling! Post
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Post by: Roland Deschain on August 15, 2012, 11:28:00 PM
Near where I used to live, a wide country road that saw heavy traffic, not to mention it being an accident hotspot, was resurfaced, and these amazing cat's eyes were put in. You could literally turn your car headlights off at night and see where you were going, they lit the way that well. Freaky.

Last tale of the old empty barn Post.
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 16, 2012, 03:13:20 AM
Quote from: Roland Deschain on August 15, 2012, 11:28:00 PM
You could literally turn your car headlights off at night and see where you were going, 

But I thought they worked by reflecting the light from headlamps............. ?  How did these ones work ? (genuine question)

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 16, 2012, 11:11:04 AM
I think the way is lighted by the burning rubber from the tyres of people going top speed there with switched-off lights  ;)

Last and the Cherenkov radiation Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 16, 2012, 02:48:37 PM
The eyes can be painted/coated with a phosphorescent material.

Last the rest can be reflective for the ones that have the lights on Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 16, 2012, 02:59:59 PM
A nice way to use highly radioactive waste (cf. radium painted clock faces)  :devil2:

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Post by: Roland Deschain on August 16, 2012, 03:03:27 PM
What Zono said. It was quite eerie to see, and we told everyone about it.
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 16, 2012, 03:34:48 PM
What's even more eerie is that you forgot to claim the Last Post. ;)
As I do herewith: Last POst
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 16, 2012, 07:14:54 PM
Ah, I forgot phosphorus. And radio-active waste.

Last The Mystery of the Man Killed by Cats-Eyes Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 16, 2012, 07:28:53 PM
The problem is that phosporescence won't last the full night unless recharged (e.g. by radioisotopes).

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Post by: Roland Deschain on August 16, 2012, 09:06:40 PM
Actually, I stole away with the last post without officially laying claim to it. Therefore the last post is still mine.

Last deviant behaviour Post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 17, 2012, 01:11:00 AM
Sorry, no claim, no fame

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 17, 2012, 07:23:53 PM
Without the need of radioactive materials, you can use conventional ones and the lights of the average driver would take care of the recharging.

Last a surprise for the ones using their high beam/depth lights Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 17, 2012, 09:13:56 PM
Probably it is all just magic

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 17, 2012, 10:06:10 PM
Does magic pay the bills?

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 17, 2012, 10:19:33 PM
No but save some pills

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Post by: Roland Deschain on August 17, 2012, 10:34:39 PM
I hear magic is far more efficacious when on mushrooms.

Last woah, dude! Post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 17, 2012, 10:46:22 PM
catering to the smokig pillar

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 18, 2012, 03:18:01 AM
Non the wiser.

I always save pills. Never know when they might be needed (http://schizophreniabulletin.oxfordjournals.org/content/29/4/703.full.pdf). Should I get a cat or a dog or a parrot who could be trained to give me them?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 18, 2012, 03:37:56 AM
The dog and the cat don't have the dexterity to handle something that small.

Last and while the parrot could do it chances are that it would be impacted* by the pills as those are very much like seeds Post

*plus the amount of drug needed to affect them is drastically smaller.
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 18, 2012, 04:20:49 AM
Dash it. Which animal should I get then? Or should I start building an electric dispenser and feeding tube.?

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 18, 2012, 09:15:07 AM
Monkey (not ape). There is at least one species that can be trained as helpers for quadriplegics, so they must be relatively safe.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 18, 2012, 09:17:45 PM
And how do you avoid the monkey eating the pills him/herself?

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 18, 2012, 09:44:57 PM
Proper training (I guess with bad pills but I am no expert).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 18, 2012, 11:23:41 PM
Technically you should be able to train almost anything with a very strong conditioning.

Last but certain impulses are going to be difficult to contain 100% of the time Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 18, 2012, 11:30:11 PM
That's why only certain species are suitable

Last I want a potty trained house squid Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 18, 2012, 11:39:45 PM
Not sure you could train a lizard?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 18, 2012, 11:48:29 PM
The less intelligent the less sophisticated the training task the creature is able to do.

Last you can train goldfish on a very basic level Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 19, 2012, 12:04:42 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on August 18, 2012, 11:39:45 PM
Not sure you could train a lizard?

Well, cavemen rode dinosaurs ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 19, 2012, 02:53:34 AM
Who knows, perhaps they rode ostriches.  :P

Last or perhaps large cassowaries Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 19, 2012, 02:57:37 AM
Or elephant birds.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 19, 2012, 06:20:45 AM
Early ancestors (about 2 MYA) were contemporary with terror birds but by then our ancestors were in Africa and the terror birds in the Americas.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 19, 2012, 09:16:36 AM
But the continental drift happened only after the Flood, so Africa and the Americas were one.

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Post by: Roland Deschain on August 19, 2012, 09:39:01 AM
This is heresy. You all know for a fact that cavemen and women, as you put them, were all around Bablyon at that time, and it was only after the great diaspora after the fall of the tower that humans moved out into the world.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 19, 2012, 09:59:46 AM
But Babylon changed location on occasion, e.g. from Mesopotamia to Italy. So even when all humans stayed in the vicinity of Babylon they could have reached anywhere (just not at the same time).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 19, 2012, 05:16:27 PM
You have to give them credit that at least the tower (Babylon was founded circa 1867 BCE) was built after the flood (estimated ~2900 BCE).

Last chances are that the Eanna ziggurat in Uruk (likely basis for the Sumerian story) was older but that is just minutia Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on August 19, 2012, 05:18:39 PM
Fools!

Everyone knows that the Great Babylon is in ... ROME!   ;)
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 19, 2012, 05:34:22 PM
Well, I stated that it changed location. In the OT it was in Iraq, in the NT it had moved to Italy.
And Rome went to Greece and later to Russia, where the engine got disabled, so that it will remain there until the end.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 19, 2012, 06:56:55 PM
Babylon, Nylon, Pylon,..... who care's about these lons anyway?

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 19, 2012, 07:04:44 PM
The Chaneys, of course

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Post by: Roland Deschain on August 19, 2012, 08:59:48 PM
My apologies to The Melodians, but they're prettier.

Last [youtube=425,350]Nm1g8FFRArc[/youtube] Post.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 20, 2012, 01:17:26 AM
Last pretty what exactly? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 20, 2012, 01:32:19 AM
Pretty well out of gas.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 20, 2012, 01:54:30 AM
That's naphtha for those old folks

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 20, 2012, 03:18:44 AM
Last makes me think of naphthalene balls Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 20, 2012, 05:12:46 AM
Out of those too. And I think my anti-moth strips have entropied.

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do  take a moment out to marvel at my quit counter..............
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 20, 2012, 10:34:15 AM
You mean it is 200 days now? (6 months 2 weeks would be about that)

Last if that's the case you have beaten me on my parallel race for the logged-in time Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 20, 2012, 12:53:28 PM
Last race to the entrance Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 20, 2012, 12:59:54 PM
You should not race when en trance

Last shaman at the wheel Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 20, 2012, 04:28:33 PM
Last I run away from trans (music) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 20, 2012, 06:30:49 PM
So you prefer cis?

Last (that's c sharp in German) Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 20, 2012, 08:33:01 PM
Depends on the instrument.

Last brass prefer flats, strings prefer sharps Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 21, 2012, 01:13:23 AM
If I'd known there was a parallel race, I'd never have entered.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 21, 2012, 02:28:11 AM
Catamaran racing is very popular.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 21, 2012, 09:11:13 AM
The only way to get faster than the wind driving you. That's the appeal.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 21, 2012, 04:52:09 PM
I appeal to everyone to let me have the
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 21, 2012, 05:52:32 PM
I am not the courts, so it is not in my powers to grant appeals.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 21, 2012, 08:36:25 PM
What? Not however appealing I am?

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 21, 2012, 08:39:52 PM
Are you St.Trinian's 6th form?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 21, 2012, 11:39:45 PM
Not last time I looked.

More like 66th form.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 22, 2012, 12:05:59 AM
So, more Joyce Grenfell?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 22, 2012, 03:14:26 AM
Hardly. I don't have her commanding presence.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 22, 2012, 09:26:14 AM
So, what cogent reasons would there be to leave the LastPost to you?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 22, 2012, 08:09:15 PM
It would be safer in my hands.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 23, 2012, 01:41:30 AM
Safety Last
as the man hanging from the clock said
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 23, 2012, 03:48:14 AM
Beg to differ. Safety pins.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 23, 2012, 09:58:23 AM
Don't pins get lynched?

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Post by: Roland Deschain on August 23, 2012, 12:59:22 PM
Only by the Knit Klucks Klan.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 23, 2012, 01:04:36 PM
Wasn't that the knitty greedy mob?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 23, 2012, 09:05:41 PM
Nah. You are thinking of Ned Kelly.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 23, 2012, 09:19:03 PM
Whoever that is
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 23, 2012, 10:42:56 PM
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSDz8NaFyl3H1Zum8gDTYe3BVN_aFBNwt-0HGSMdfOVHcMuVmEq1KIkS06Q)
IMDB

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 23, 2012, 11:50:14 PM
I thought that was Aggie..

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 24, 2012, 09:41:54 AM
I thought this kind of beard was in violation of international treaties.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 24, 2012, 05:02:35 PM
Dunno about that.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 24, 2012, 06:38:07 PM
Only one of the styles

http://www.pornstache.com/ (see under classification)
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PornStache

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 24, 2012, 07:17:46 PM
Last never click links with porn in them Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 24, 2012, 07:30:41 PM
Last occupational hazard Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 24, 2012, 07:42:54 PM
I could not spot any primaries or even secondaries.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 24, 2012, 07:43:40 PM
Did you spot any trains?

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 24, 2012, 07:45:03 PM
Only strains

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 24, 2012, 08:21:32 PM
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 24, 2012, 08:28:06 PM
Ophiuchus looks rather strained

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 25, 2012, 02:35:18 AM
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 25, 2012, 10:43:58 AM
That's why I sit in front of this computer.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 25, 2012, 04:56:48 PM
You'd be amazed at how much energy sitting in front of a computer takes if you had ME/CFS.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 25, 2012, 05:02:52 PM
Less than moving one's overweight around.

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Post by: Sibling DavidH on August 25, 2012, 06:50:22 PM
Quote from: GriffinYou'd be amazed at how much energy sitting in front of a computer takes if you had ME/CFS.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 25, 2012, 07:10:38 PM
I also know how it is when one nods off every few seconds while one should pay attention

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Post by: Sibling DavidH on August 25, 2012, 09:29:38 PM
It's a wise man who can sort out dream and reality.  Last post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 25, 2012, 09:42:30 PM
In this case the sorting itself is not the problem but the need to do it quickly.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 25, 2012, 11:57:43 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 25, 2012, 05:02:52 PM
Less than moving one's overweight around.

Actually not necessarily. Holding my upper body in an upright position in an upright chair is really really exhausting requiring effort that I can feel like everything being strained. (I do not have anything wrong with my back). Concentrating on screen can be tiring too. Walking around, though limited, is easier than standing still. (I could explain why............... but this is dull stuff).

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 27, 2012, 12:02:15 AM
That's my experience too. Walking for an hour, no problem. But visiting a museum for the same time and my feet hurt.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 28, 2012, 04:55:27 AM
A museum is a different animal, you are standing and stopping frequently (your feet spend more time sustaining your weight).

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 28, 2012, 05:20:55 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 28, 2012, 04:55:27 AM
A museum is a different animal, you are standing and stopping frequently (your feet spend more time sustaining your weight).

Indeed, but it's not exactly my feet that suffer, although they are involved, it is my blood pressure and heart rate. Blood pools to the feet lowering blood pressure, heart rate increases in an attempt to rectify situation, but fails to do so, result dizzyness and in extremity, passing out. The main area of difficutly is the English obsession with queuing (banks, supermarkets, et al). After several eposides of supermarkets trying call ambulances, I ceased external shopping, I now rely on deliveries.

In Museum's I was using wheelchairs. Excellent. Unfortunately no longer up to going to museums.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 28, 2012, 10:10:16 AM
There is a type of folding chair that doubles as a walking stick (I think I have heard about umbrella variants too).
Unfortunately I am too heavy for the models I have seen.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 28, 2012, 05:46:08 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 28, 2012, 10:10:16 AM
There is a type of folding chair that doubles as a walking stick (I think I have heard about umbrella variants too).

I prefer to just lean on my stick, or keel over. Those seat sticks are quite cumbersome.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 28, 2012, 06:54:25 PM
He joined with the bottled genies and formed a union.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 28, 2012, 11:11:27 PM
Wasn't that the reason for only three wishes?

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 28, 2012, 11:24:06 PM
What's more important is the strict exclusion of wish-related wishes.
That means: No wishing for new wishes.
Also it avoids the paradox of: I wish that this wish will not be fulfilled.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 29, 2012, 04:00:27 AM
How about retroactive wishes?

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 29, 2012, 09:47:39 AM
Too paradox prone too.
And don't forget, genies are extremly literal and occasionally hard of hearing.

Last who asked for a cold bear and what is the whiskey doing on the stone floor? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 29, 2012, 03:58:57 PM
The general advise applies:

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 30, 2012, 12:44:56 AM
Whom the gods want to destroy...

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 30, 2012, 08:59:16 PM
The best thing you can hope from the gods is anonymity.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 30, 2012, 11:48:44 PM
Aren't anonymous gods even worse ;)

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Post by: pieces o nine on August 31, 2012, 03:04:39 AM
Aren;t they all anonymous, really?

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 31, 2012, 09:40:45 AM
That would violate the Pratchett principle of divine power.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 01, 2012, 03:29:48 PM
There are gods in Discworld.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 01, 2012, 06:50:21 PM
...and atheists too (most wizards are).

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 01, 2012, 08:27:38 PM
Never heard a wizards views on religion. How did you find out?

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 01, 2012, 08:31:20 PM
Reading Discworld books of course.

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Post by: Aggie on September 02, 2012, 08:15:58 AM
I rather think UU wizards are autotheists.  Some regard themselves as little gods.  There are some pretty small gods in Discworld that I should think a powerful wizard might outclass.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2012, 09:28:16 AM
Pratchett explicitly states that the wizards tend to be atheists ('like most wizards, Ponder Stibbons was an atheist'). They can afford it because they can defend against the regular lightning strikes (and the UU is fitted with lightning rods).
The most prominent Discworld atheist is Dorfl the golem. The gods hate him since he is ceramic and thus lightning proof. On the other hand the Omnian missionaries are delighted because he is the only one reading their pamphlets and willing to discuss them.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 02, 2012, 07:51:47 PM
Golems only believe in their own creators.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 03, 2012, 01:49:30 AM
And in doing their duty

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 03, 2012, 02:01:54 AM
Isn't duty a tax on flying with alcohol?

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 03, 2012, 02:29:07 AM
Robots run on alcohol, golems don't

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 03, 2012, 04:02:10 AM
Some humans run on alcohol.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 03, 2012, 10:40:55 AM
Some humans are also robots

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 03, 2012, 04:10:40 PM
Last mechanical manic Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 03, 2012, 04:12:09 PM
and possibly Manichaean

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 03, 2012, 04:18:30 PM
Last most likely Mamonite Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 03, 2012, 04:36:17 PM
What about ammonite marmots?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 03, 2012, 05:09:06 PM
Or marmite?

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 03, 2012, 05:52:10 PM
I tried to avoid bringing that up again :mrgreen:

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 03, 2012, 10:42:42 PM
It's ok as long as it isn't called vegimite.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 03, 2012, 11:46:07 PM
I also prefer a lack of mites in my veggies

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 04, 2012, 02:42:46 AM
I heard you have to pay extra for them.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 04, 2012, 09:36:41 AM
It's the protein side order

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 04, 2012, 02:38:16 PM
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 04, 2012, 05:41:12 PM
It's black powder anyway

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 04, 2012, 08:05:45 PM
Last smokeless or not? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 05, 2012, 12:59:46 AM
Don't know, whether pulverized mites burn smokeless. But the smell would likely be dreadful.

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Post by: Roland Deschain on September 05, 2012, 01:19:40 AM
Last poor pulverised mites Post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 05, 2012, 01:26:30 AM
Well, lipstick is made from pulverised lice (carmine red)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 05, 2012, 02:43:47 AM
Last lipstick on a rhino? Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on September 05, 2012, 03:00:59 AM
Last   Better than lipstick on a pitbull   Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 05, 2012, 10:41:25 AM
on the pulley bullpit

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 05, 2012, 11:20:20 AM
That guy up there had his bully moments.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 05, 2012, 11:32:51 AM
vam- or um-pyre?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 05, 2012, 11:37:02 AM
Both at the same time.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 05, 2012, 11:44:09 AM
Ah, a wampum-pyre

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 06, 2012, 02:46:50 PM
That sounds like it comes from SE Asia.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 06, 2012, 03:07:47 PM
actually native North America.

Can't find a copy on the net of a nice cartoon with an American Indian and his son meeting an East Indian with his. Both boys point at the other father and say "Look, daddy, an Indian"

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Post by: Aggie on September 06, 2012, 05:03:11 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on September 06, 2012, 03:07:47 PM
Can't find a copy on the net of a nice cartoon with an American Indian and his son meeting an East Indian with his. Both boys point at the other father and say "Look, daddy, an Indian"

I'm amazed that the error has been carried this long.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 06, 2012, 09:16:02 PM
I think some relaized while Columbus was still alive. But it took centuries before the idea of a connection between the American NW and Japan/China within the moderate climate zone finally died. The Bering Strait was suspected long before it was discovered but thought to be far more to the South and close to Xipangu (Japan).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 07, 2012, 12:03:18 PM
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 07, 2012, 03:24:45 PM
They did not get that far. They believed in a land bridge from Vinland over Greenland to Northern Scandinavia. But since there later was sea trade with the White Sea area that imaginary land bridge must have been thought to be farther to the East still. Novaja Semlja would have been a candidate.
But they never sailed far enough North to find it. That was troll territory and there was no need. Vinland was primarily of interest because there was wood. When Greenland became isolated after Norway took control of Iceland, Vinland even became the only source of timber. We know of no Viking/Greenlander expeditions farther inland. There was simply no need but great risk.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 08, 2012, 06:05:29 AM
Ahhh but where exactly was Vinland?

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 08, 2012, 09:36:00 AM
Labrador was definitely a part of it (with a Norse settlement found there). It may have stretched South to the Saint Lawrence River, but that is speculation with no archaeological proof (yet). The (in)famous Kensington Runestone is almost universally seen as a forgery.
As for Finland, the Vikings made no difference between Finns and Lapps (Sami) but clearly knew that they were different from the Skraelings (Inuit, American Indians). As far as I know Finns/Sami were even then believed to to be a people of practitioners of (usually evil) magic, a prejudice that stayed alive until quite recently (esp. among sailors). Northern Scandinavia became a victim of the witch craze with Sweden and Norway competing who could prosecute more and harder. By percentage it ranged as maybe the worst in the whole of Europe (low absolute numbers but in a very sparse population). In contrast to the rest of Europe males were high on the target list too. The target spectrum was Norse women and Finn/Sami men, the former typically for use of magic in seduction and/or revenge, the latter for what we now call shamanism. Politics played a pernicious role there. On the one hand it was aimed at the Sami who would not recognize the kings in the South as their rulers (why should they?), i.e. it was suppression of an unruly minority, on the other hand witch trials under the royal banner were a way to demonstrate sovereignty over disputed territories. So if a deputee of the Norwegian king would burn a witch somewhere this was also a claim that that place was Norway. As an answer the Swedes could try to do the same at the same place to 'defend' their own claims to that land. Ironically the most notorious witch burner in Northern Norway was a Scotsman (John Cunningham) who got the post of governor (and kept it for decades) because he was a personal friend/confidant of the king (who seems to have distrusted his own countrymen)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 08, 2012, 03:56:41 PM
Last this is pre or post reformation? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 08, 2012, 05:05:59 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 08, 2012, 03:56:41 PM
Last this is pre or post reformation? Post

Both. There was close to no difference between Protestants and Catholics as far as the witch craze was concerned.
Cunningham became governor of Finnmark province in 1619 and kept the job for 32 years before he retired to the South. He was just the most prolific witch burner but neither the first nor the last. The period of centrally organized state run witch trials lasted from  1593 to 1695 but this was the king taking over the already existing local business (whose victims were almost exclusively Norse females). The last trial ending in death (murder in prison shortly before the planned public execution) was in 1692. The court transcripts of this case are extremly valuable because the defendant, a Sami shaman, gave a detailed account of his religious beliefs and demonstrated the use of the runebomme (magic drum)*. It's about the only account that can be considered authentic. All other sources on Sami religion were either extremly biased (e.g. written by Christian clerics) or written centuries later when genuine traditions had been effectively exterminated (and are thus about as reliable as asking a neo-pagan about details of pagan religious practices in the early Middle Ages).
Religious prosecution of the Sami continued far into the 20th century and any expression of Sami culture was treated as devil worship (although burning at the stake got out of fashion, hefty fines and imprisonment took its place).

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*only extremly few examples have survived and some sketches. Since these drums were central to the Sami culture, churchmen made them a prime target of destruction (giving them to a museum would have undermined the whole purpose).
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 09, 2012, 05:16:26 AM
They should've transformed them into offerings to the Wicker Man.

Last :mrgreen: :devil2: :mrgreen: :devil2: :mrgreen: :devil2: :mrgreen: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 09, 2012, 09:22:17 AM
Whom do you mean exactly with they and them?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 09, 2012, 10:53:57 AM
As a Christopher Lee fan I would imagine you've seen The Wicker Man.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 09, 2012, 11:17:55 AM
Yes I have seen that but Wickermanning was a Slav and Celtic tradition not a Germanic or Sami one. If anyone could have brought that to the North it could have been only the missionaries (Saupreißn, irische!).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 09, 2012, 03:35:02 PM
The point was to wickermen christians. :devil2:

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 09, 2012, 03:56:18 PM
Not an expert there but I think there was a bit of a taboo against spilling blood (Sami religion being in the shamanist/animist tradition).
And only Christians seem to have come up with the idea that burning alive was a legitimate circumvention of that (while other cultures went for strangulation).

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Post by: Sibling DavidH on September 09, 2012, 04:49:15 PM
I think it was more a case of using the spare population for fuel when they ran out of reindeer dung.
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 09, 2012, 04:56:15 PM
But people take even longer to dry than firewood.
Not to forget the awful stink of burning hair

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 09, 2012, 05:15:53 PM
That was a '60's phenominem involving brown paper (whoever sees bown paper anymore?) and ironing boards.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 09, 2012, 05:43:04 PM
I may understand now the true reason why people condemned to be burned at the stake got shorn before.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 09, 2012, 07:53:32 PM
Is that like holding a torch for someone?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 10, 2012, 01:07:52 AM
Or holding a paper bag over their heads?

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 10, 2012, 01:26:17 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on September 09, 2012, 07:53:32 PM
Is that like holding a torch for someone?

to someone

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 10, 2012, 03:07:56 AM
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 10, 2012, 07:44:02 AM
for someone (http://www.usingenglish.com/reference/idioms/hold+the+torch.html)

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Post by: Roland Deschain on September 10, 2012, 10:44:54 AM
I've been holding the torch for Buffy and Willow for years now. I sent a lot of letters to Sunnydale, explaining my involvement as a rogue demon hunter in the wilds of Hertfordshire, but neither have been forthcoming with either commentary or words of praise. I even sent one to Giles, care of the Watchers' Council, but it must have been lost in the explosion. :'(

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 10, 2012, 11:21:15 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on September 10, 2012, 07:44:02 AM
for someone (http://www.usingenglish.com/reference/idioms/hold+the+torch.html)

I am aware of the idiom but the dehairing of witches (complete body, not just head) was often literally done by holding a torch to them.
As we know from the Bible, hair is power. Also hair could be used to store and hide magical ointments or powder, so all of it had to be removed.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 11, 2012, 03:38:44 AM
Last one by one Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 11, 2012, 09:29:09 AM
A more drastic measure would of course be to cut it off

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 11, 2012, 12:10:46 PM
I vaguely remember the tale of a conquistador that suffered that fate (and more) at the hands of the indians.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 11, 2012, 12:21:17 PM
It was quite a common punishment in Europe for certain crimes (not witchcraft though).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 11, 2012, 07:29:10 PM
Makes me wonder about torture and the reaction of a portion of the population in regards to it. I was watching The Proposition (good one BTW) and there is a lovely scene in which a teen is flogged to death, and the reaction of the town watching was a mesmerized one.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 11, 2012, 11:31:54 PM
Many would be willing to pay.
There are also regular calls to make executions public again.
The mindset behind that was one of the main reasons to remove executions from the public space in the first place.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 12, 2012, 01:54:17 AM
Last easier to have a hung parliament Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 12, 2012, 09:13:56 AM
Lock the doors and force-feed them a purgative.

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Post by: Sibling DavidH on September 12, 2012, 09:17:23 AM
Last post until next Thursday.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 12, 2012, 12:20:36 PM
Last good luck! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 12, 2012, 12:39:11 PM
I'll need it too. This weekend I'll try to earn/acquire the driving licence for forklifts (don't call me Klaus!).
I actually applied for a job some time ago where both an academic background in chemistry and a forklift licence were necessary. If I had been successful there, I'd now be employed at a toxic waste dump in a very remote corner of this country. A subterranean one of the type usually used for terminal disposal of nuclear waste.

Lasat maybe I was lucky by failing Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 12, 2012, 12:54:37 PM
Good luck indeed!

Last you are a man of many talents ;) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 12, 2012, 01:16:17 PM
If I had any talents in driving, I would not need luck. Last time I drove was on the way home from the driving exam on February 16th 2005. And that (practical) exam I passed barely. The saving grace was a near perfect parking maneuvre (the first I ever managed).

Last who needs a car when there is good public transport available? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 12, 2012, 04:49:51 PM
Good public transportation is a very good thing.

Last driving on open spaces is a very pleasurable thing though Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 12, 2012, 10:06:21 PM
Too tempting

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 13, 2012, 07:11:08 PM
It all depends on the needs, a close friend lives in Paris and public transportation is quite decent, yet if you are playing a gig on late hours there is no metro. Having a car is convenient in such cases and depending on the frequency (and distance) it may be a necessity.

Last if you work downstairs you don't even need a bike Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 13, 2012, 07:53:40 PM
Last what about if you work upstairs? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 13, 2012, 09:21:45 PM
Well, during the few hours the tube does not run the lines are served by night buses. There are few areas in this city cut off during th night.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 13, 2012, 10:05:41 PM
That is very fortunate.

Last not happening everywhere Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 14, 2012, 01:16:11 AM
same happens here - night buses

Last we used to have the milk train too Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 14, 2012, 08:11:38 AM
Not that everything runs on time though...

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Post by: Aggie on September 14, 2012, 05:49:17 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on September 12, 2012, 12:39:11 PM
I'll need it too. This weekend I'll try to earn/acquire the driving licence for forklifts (don't call me Klaus!).

I presume you are referring to a certain very gory and funny spoof safety training video? ;D

Last never managed to work that one into a safety meeting Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 14, 2012, 08:04:09 PM
Maybe I can drop a hint to-morrow.

Last I'll have to get up at 5am Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 14, 2012, 08:32:55 PM
If all institutional videos were like that one...

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 15, 2012, 04:43:16 AM
Last I haven't even gone to sleep at 5 a.m. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 15, 2012, 03:29:20 PM
As per expectation: theory flawless, practical exam failed. I'll apply for a new date  on Monday and this time with an hour of practical driving lessons before (which was not available this week).

Old rule: anything driving under its own power (however slow it may be) is my enemy, if I am supposed to steer it.
No pedal driven forklift available unfortunately.

Last and now where and how to get rid of this damned adrenalin? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 15, 2012, 05:18:51 PM
If adrenalin can be injected (like as in being part of anesthetics, etc), then it ought to be retractable by a reverse methodology.

Last don't only draw blood Post

sorry you failed the practical
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Post by: Roland Deschain on September 15, 2012, 05:34:15 PM
In theory you were superb, but in practise you failed. You have forgotten the face of your father. Hope you do better next time.

Last I hope you get the reference to my alter-ego in the above comment Post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 15, 2012, 05:58:19 PM
No, I had to google it.
---
I know of no practical extraction method for adrenalin (once the flooding behins it is too late anyway).
And I am not going to become a Zen master in time.

Last please float into the driver's cabin and OM those MANI PADMEs Home Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 15, 2012, 07:01:47 PM
Was the forklift like one of those Aliens' loader?

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 15, 2012, 07:24:23 PM
Witch such a thing I would have had a fighting chance.
No, a normal electric one.

This or a closely related model
(http://www.rentacrown.de/media/gabelstapler-sc-5300.jpg)
http://www.rentacrown.de/media/gabelstapler-sc-5300.jpg

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 15, 2012, 08:37:55 PM
Wow! No wonder you failed; it looks like there's no window at the front to see through !!

Last I'd be scared if I saw one of those coming for me Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 15, 2012, 11:04:39 PM
You can see through the pillars and the chain.

Last may be distracting at first Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 15, 2012, 11:16:04 PM
And if the load is blocking the sight, the thing has to be driven stern forward anyway.

Btw, given the huge number of accidents with forklifts each year, one should be scared of them. In properly run places nobody is supposed to walk where forklifts drive and vice versa.

Last few places are run properly though Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 15, 2012, 11:43:37 PM
Last if you see one run properly Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 16, 2012, 12:00:13 AM
I think you dropped half a sentence :mrgreen:

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 16, 2012, 01:31:04 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on September 15, 2012, 11:16:04 PM
Btw, given the huge number of accidents with forklifts each year, one should be scared of them. In properly run places nobody is supposed to walk where forklifts drive and vice versa.

Not like aeroplanes then, where the men  stand on the landing  strip waving red/green flags to help with landing.

Last or ships Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 16, 2012, 08:31:55 AM
There are fewer planes and ships than forklifts and for both the hurdles to get a driving licence are a wee bit higher  ;)

Last (http://www.bilderkiste.de/galleryscript/gallery/cliparts/smilie_gabelstapler.gif) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 17, 2012, 01:06:41 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on September 16, 2012, 12:00:13 AM
I think you dropped half a sentence :mrgreen:
Last ...in the opposite direction Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 17, 2012, 10:00:27 AM
So, it has risen to another level?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 17, 2012, 06:30:39 PM
I rely on most things coming down to my level.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 17, 2012, 08:50:11 PM
So they have to bow to you

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 17, 2012, 10:02:51 PM
Indeed.

Last :worship:* Post

*we actually don't have a smiley for this :o

Edit

we do  now  ;D
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 17, 2012, 10:09:41 PM
It's true!

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 17, 2012, 10:15:21 PM
I think it was a conscious decision around the issue of tolerance ;) ;)

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 17, 2012, 10:17:55 PM
We had it but it disappeared again at least two times

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 18, 2012, 01:48:29 AM
How strange! Perhaps it was being mis-used :mrgreen:

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 18, 2012, 04:03:38 AM
Last :worship: :worship: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 18, 2012, 08:42:10 AM
Yeah, that one (although I am not 100% sure about the colour)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 18, 2012, 04:59:07 PM
That's the standard colour across forums I know which have it. If there's another colour let me know.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 18, 2012, 05:12:59 PM
Why do I have the impression that it was facing left instead of right?

Last is worship a right exercise? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 18, 2012, 07:22:22 PM
As I said, I am not sure about the colour. It may be totally correct.
I am pretty sure though that it is the same direction as in the past.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 18, 2012, 09:38:21 PM
Yes I think the direction is right (sic). :worship: Actually "he" is facing left.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 18, 2012, 09:53:21 PM
Have you heard of the developent of a compass for Muslims that always points to Mekka?

Last not a joke Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 18, 2012, 10:02:35 PM
Easily done with a GPS.

Last a quick search brought me hundreds of apps in the android market for such purpose Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 18, 2012, 10:07:19 PM
I think there were attempts even before that.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 18, 2012, 10:08:17 PM
I'm sure, only that now it is extremely easy to do.

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Post by: Aggie on September 18, 2012, 10:09:11 PM
I've seen it on Malaysia Airlines back in 2000, with a diagram of the plane and an arrow pointing to Mecca.


Last good airline, too Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 18, 2012, 10:10:31 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 18, 2012, 10:08:17 PM
I'm sure, only that now it is extremely easy to do.

Well, doing it the easy way is cheating. And who would use that product of the Great Satan for that sacred purpose anyway?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 18, 2012, 10:15:46 PM
Last who is the great Satan anyway? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 18, 2012, 10:20:52 PM
The main ally of the Little/Small Satan, although some say, the wee one is calling the shots

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 18, 2012, 10:32:04 PM
I see millions of little demons calling the shots.

Last Satan is an aggregate Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 18, 2012, 10:34:18 PM
We are legion

Last and that was just a minion Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 18, 2012, 11:17:15 PM
Last don't wish the minion, be the minion Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 18, 2012, 11:32:17 PM
Last eat a Mignon Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 19, 2012, 02:44:00 AM
Last a petit mignon? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 19, 2012, 04:02:07 AM
Quote from: Aggie on September 18, 2012, 10:09:11 PM
I've seen it on Malaysia Airlines back in 2000, with a diagram of the plane and an arrow pointing to Mecca.

If you fly El Al all the orthodox (male) go up the back of the plane to pray. It's really scary as it feels like the plane will tip up. Oh, and you can't get to the toilets.

Last flying squad Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 19, 2012, 08:14:56 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 19, 2012, 02:44:00 AM
Last a petit mignon? Post

Take anything you like from the list (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mignon_%28disambiguation%29).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 19, 2012, 12:25:05 PM
Last I'll take a little bit of everything Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 19, 2012, 01:22:39 PM
[youtube=425,350]C1nxaQhsaaw[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1nxaQhsaaw

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 20, 2012, 03:27:10 AM
Last but why? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 20, 2012, 08:44:47 AM
Quote from: Douglas Adams
"The History of every major Galactic Civilization tends to pass through three distinct and recognizable phases, those of Survival, Inquiry and Sophistication, otherwise known as the How, Why, and Where phases. For instance, the first phase is characterized by the question 'How can we eat?' the second by the question 'Why do we eat?' and the third by the question 'Where shall we have lunch?"

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 20, 2012, 04:32:40 PM
That is an almost existential question.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 20, 2012, 07:09:03 PM
Last Simon Jones* (Arthur Dent) was a friend of mine before Hitchhikers Post

*blatent name dropping, but really he was a good friend at Uni - he was often dressed as Arthur Dent later was which I have always assumed is where the idea it came from but lack verificatiion
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 20, 2012, 09:02:16 PM
I think this is the role he will be remembered for.
The only other role I instantly remember him in is one of the Privates on Parade. The actor playing Mr.Prosser is also in that (and John Cleese).

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 21, 2012, 12:02:10 AM
He was also in Brideshead Revisited. After that he sort of dropped out of sight. I know where he is and have contact details but have never done anything about it. Shame really, there was a whole gang of us wo spent a lot of time together. Sadly one just loses touch. Well, not of all. I am still in touch with a couple of them. I suppose that's pretty good going given how long ago it all was.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 21, 2012, 11:36:05 AM
I think he was also a close friend of Adams since he features prominently in the tributes to him.
----
I now have the official licence to handle and drive Flurförderzeuge*, the large group of vehicle types that includes the forklift. But there is 100% consent between the instructor and me that I should keep away from actual forklifts and keep myself to vehicles that go primarily forward. I simply can't get the hang of one-handed steering behind my back, esp. not in closed spaces. But with a forklift almost all critical maneuvering is done that way.

Last I just hope I will never need that licence Post

*closest English term: powered industrial truck (PIT)
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 21, 2012, 05:41:14 PM
Last I suspect that if you were a regular driver it would be easier Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 21, 2012, 07:37:18 PM
I guess so but also no one expects to do such kind of narrow circle maneuvering with a car.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 21, 2012, 08:52:39 PM
...which proves that you don't drive a car. Why do you think Smart cars are popular in Europe (with it's narrow streets)?

Last I'm sure there are simulators Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 21, 2012, 09:06:31 PM
A forklift can essentially turn on the spot with one wheel as the fulcrum. And the common model is only half as wide as even a small car.

Last which makes it also liable to topple with little provocation but dire consequences Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 21, 2012, 09:59:33 PM
Then you can practice with a BobCat.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 21, 2012, 10:08:08 PM
No, actually not. That's another type of vehicle not covered by the licence (explicitly excluded to be precise).

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 22, 2012, 12:02:59 AM
I always reverse* on side mirrors. My Dad had an HGV licence and taught me that way.

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*especially if it's a curved reverse like from a forward position, backing in between two cards
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 22, 2012, 09:50:37 AM
Over here mirrors on forklifts are not forbidden but very uncommon and their use is discouraged (cf. bicycles, same principle).
What would be extremly helpful is a display that shows the direction the wheels are pointing (in cars too) or at least a signal that gives left, right, neutral.

Last on ships this is standard Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 22, 2012, 06:55:42 PM
Mirrors? You can use rear view camera.

Last those are the rage now Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on September 22, 2012, 07:44:10 PM
Last use your ears - wait for the crash post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 22, 2012, 10:09:58 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 22, 2012, 06:55:42 PM
Mirrors? You can use rear view camera.

Last those are the rage now Post

But also costly. As are collision warners

Quote from: Sibling DavidH on September 22, 2012, 07:44:10 PM
Last use your ears - wait for the crash post.

That's Italian parking

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 22, 2012, 11:50:05 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on September 22, 2012, 09:50:37 AM
What would be extremly helpful is a display that shows the direction the wheels are pointing (in cars too) or at least a signal that gives left, right, neutral.

Last on ships this is standard Post

Most ships don't run on wheels (except the Ship's Wheel).

Last transport is always a problem Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 23, 2012, 12:06:42 AM
I could name some ships on wheels and tracks :mrgreen:

I think an analogon of the rudder angle indicator (Ruderlagenanzeiger (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruderlagenanzeiger), nice German word) for wheeled land vehicles would be very helpful.

Last (http://www.segelladen.de/Inhalt-untergruppen8/RPI1700.gif) Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 23, 2012, 03:42:08 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on September 22, 2012, 10:09:58 PM
But also costly.
I can find plenty of models below U$100.

Last although I imagine not a priority of the actual owner of the loader Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 23, 2012, 05:18:41 PM
Specific models for forklifts?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 23, 2012, 07:21:21 PM
Those are as generic as they come, a camera you attach at the back, and a small screen you place in front, frequently with a suction cup.

Last many are attached to the plate, and many forklifts do have a space for a plate Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 23, 2012, 09:36:58 PM
There are systems that are specifically for (esp. closed) forklifts. Makeshift contraptions may not fit with existing regulations and thus not exonerate you, should an accident happen. With mirrors this is specified. Not forbidden but it does not remove the mandatory look backwards.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 23, 2012, 11:18:40 PM
Maybe I should get a reversing light for my bed.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 24, 2012, 08:54:30 AM
Or you could forklift* your bed. Check first that the floor can take the weight of the lifter.

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*OK, I know that this is a grave sin against proper language use.
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 24, 2012, 04:41:29 PM
Better than forklifticate, forklificise, etc and no worse than most US corruptions

Last devoted to Olde English Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 24, 2012, 05:50:23 PM
Last you make it sound like there is no corruption in the old UK... Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 24, 2012, 06:24:46 PM
And forks are the devil's tool. The European fork has four prongs to avoid that association.

Die Gabel des Teufels hat 3 Zacken
Damit wird er's schon packen
Den einen Zinken
Bohrt er ihr in den linken
Den anderen Zacken
Bohrt er ihr in den rechten Backen
Und mit der Mitte von der Stange
Fackelt er auch nicht lange
Den stößt er ihr teuflisch tief in den After
Das gaubste nich', das schafft er

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 24, 2012, 06:43:56 PM
Naturally there is no corruption in the old UK, we are as white as a snowdrifte.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 24, 2012, 06:53:10 PM
So, you're all vampires or their victims?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 24, 2012, 09:03:09 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on September 24, 2012, 06:24:46 PM
And forks are the devil's tool. The European fork has four prongs to avoid that association.
So, salad is evil (as it's forks are three pronged)?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 24, 2012, 10:48:46 PM
My sons thought salad was evil when they were young.

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Post by: pieces o nine on September 25, 2012, 02:47:15 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on September 24, 2012, 06:43:56 PM
Naturally there is no corruption in the old UK, we are as white as a snowdrifte.

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On this side of the pond, we say, "pure as the driven snow."

Of course, once one has observed actual  snow which has been driven over, the phrase loses a certain something...

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 25, 2012, 09:39:56 AM
I would appreciate snow. It has become a rarity in these parts.
Or at least for it to stay for more than a few hours.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 25, 2012, 06:00:03 PM
I've heard of snow.

I've seen it from a-far.

Such nice clear abstraction.

Last nor I shoveled it either :P Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 25, 2012, 07:17:35 PM
We have pure as driven snow here too. I was making my own idiom.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 25, 2012, 08:33:25 PM
There will come a time when our children will learn about snow in school like about the dodo.

Last once upon a time Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 25, 2012, 11:25:57 PM
Last Post claim
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 25, 2012, 11:34:13 PM
Claim denied
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 26, 2012, 03:55:01 AM
first cuts in welfare, now cuts in the

Last life is tough[/sub Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 26, 2012, 10:21:23 AM
And it seems the sub dropped out of its bracket

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 26, 2012, 12:04:26 PM
Yes, even subs are difficult.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 26, 2012, 12:06:35 PM
Yeah, subs were a problem for Britain twice but she prevailed.

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Post by: Aggie on September 26, 2012, 04:59:49 PM
Yeah, she sold the faulty ones off to Canada.

Last ::) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 26, 2012, 05:21:47 PM
And that with so many competing suppliers in all quality and price classes.
Last used ships are rarely a good deal Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on September 26, 2012, 09:21:29 PM
As with the Belgrano. :mrgreen:  Trumpeter, sound the last post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 26, 2012, 09:33:29 PM
They used a WW2 leftover torpedo for that leftover cruiser.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 26, 2012, 11:06:34 PM
I'm having a lamb joint at the weeked (real cooking, very rare event) and I hope there won't be any leftover (too much extra bother).

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 27, 2012, 09:24:48 AM
As long as it does not end in a joint lambasting... :mrgreen:

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 27, 2012, 05:33:55 PM
Last what joint is that? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 27, 2012, 06:06:52 PM
Last better not to ask Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 27, 2012, 08:23:30 PM
a THC- free one

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 27, 2012, 09:17:56 PM
I wasn't aware that you could find coffeeshops in London

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 27, 2012, 09:31:55 PM
Well, these days the Netherlands are close enough for an afternoon trip.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 27, 2012, 09:40:08 PM
What? What? We have Costa at every street corner and retail park, and a Neros at every other one.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 27, 2012, 09:45:37 PM
But is it healthy competition?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 27, 2012, 09:51:29 PM
No. And it is stupid too.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 27, 2012, 09:53:38 PM
That's the nature of coffee

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 27, 2012, 10:02:56 PM
But some cities in the Netherlands are passing ordinances to prevent foreigners from buying the stuff.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 27, 2012, 10:04:12 PM
First one has to define a foreigner.

Last we are all world citizens Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 27, 2012, 10:04:30 PM
Well, bartering works well too.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 28, 2012, 02:37:19 AM
Last I hear bartering is frequent with harder drugs Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 28, 2012, 04:58:56 AM
Harder? Those that are difficult to chew?

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 28, 2012, 09:57:58 AM
Orally ingested opioids cause constipation. Also they suppress the ability to vomit.

Last info useful for poisoners with a special sense of humour Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 28, 2012, 01:19:44 PM
Last ask Dr. House Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 28, 2012, 01:31:32 PM
not watching TV doctors

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 28, 2012, 03:59:51 PM
Last real doctors get it wrong most of the time Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 28, 2012, 05:27:50 PM
What an unsavoury discussion.

Last flowers and chocolates Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 28, 2012, 08:48:10 PM
There was a time (or times) when statistically the ability to pay for a doctor led to a lower life expectancy.

And Paracelsus said that one should pay the doctor while healthy and stop to pay him when ill.

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Post by: Aggie on September 28, 2012, 10:20:46 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on September 28, 2012, 09:57:58 AM
Orally ingested opioids cause constipation. Also they suppress the ability to vomit.

Arecoline's rather the opposite (not the vomiting), but IMHO is the best approximate analogue for Klatchian coffee if one seeks to get knurd. ;)  

Last the traditional buccal-adsorption method of consumption is recommended; one shouldn't try to smoke a bronchoconstrictor, and oral consumption is a bit risky.  The stuff was formerly used to deworm dogs by sheer expulsive force Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 28, 2012, 10:24:13 PM
Modern laxatives contain some stuff that is essentially soap and/or lubricant :mrgreen:

Last das flutscht Post
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Post by: Aggie on September 28, 2012, 10:56:19 PM
I eat at least a kilogram of fruit per day at the moment, so I'm not familiar with those products. ;D

Last just a regular guy Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 29, 2012, 03:40:13 PM
there may be saponines in those fruit :mrgreen:

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 30, 2012, 08:52:28 PM
I have no idea what you are talking about. IS it like maybe "after-eights"?

Last chocolate mints Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 30, 2012, 08:54:27 PM
well, soap may contain mint but mints rarely soap.

Last but lots of veggies have saponines inside them Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 30, 2012, 09:25:08 PM
Last wash your mouth out Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 30, 2012, 09:31:13 PM
use soapy instead of dirty talk

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Post by: pieces o nine on September 30, 2012, 09:56:37 PM
Last   "I'm forever blowing bubbles"   Post


:squidmusicLT:         :squid_robed:         :squid_musicRT:
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 30, 2012, 10:08:05 PM
How many people are there that do not know the difference between detergents and deterrence?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 01, 2012, 03:30:46 AM
Brain washers perhaps?

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 03, 2012, 11:43:08 AM
Even after 24 hours I can't find a witty answer. But I cannot condone the Last Post being so long in the same hands.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 03, 2012, 04:41:23 PM
Last there are always limits Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 03, 2012, 05:00:32 PM
At least in practical terms

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 03, 2012, 06:20:16 PM
Last is it practical to reach a limit? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 03, 2012, 06:40:24 PM
Definitely when consumption is concerned

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 04, 2012, 12:15:52 AM
Last limit TB is always a good thing :P Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 04, 2012, 01:55:20 AM
Last a passer-by coughed on me today Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 04, 2012, 08:26:30 AM
I barely avoided vomiting on the glazier on Monday

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 04, 2012, 03:02:30 PM
Last that would've left it glazed... Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 04, 2012, 03:24:38 PM
don't confuse glacier and glazier.

Last The former will not mind though Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 04, 2012, 08:38:07 PM
Why did you try to glaze the poor glazier?

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 04, 2012, 08:51:08 PM
I actually tried not to but a rebellious stomach can be difficult to keep in check.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 04, 2012, 09:11:29 PM
Last who said stomachs had the right to rebel? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 04, 2012, 10:14:42 PM
Where is rebellion an enshrined right?

Last nobody has cared yet Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 05, 2012, 03:16:08 AM
Rebellion is by definition a non-right.

Last according to The Authority, no one has the right to rebel Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 05, 2012, 09:20:58 AM
The transition is to observe in the US very clearly. The Declaration of Independence claims it as a right, the Constitution does (iirc) not.

Last although 2nd amendment 1sters wil deny that vehemently Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 05, 2012, 07:32:41 PM
Last time to make amends Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 05, 2012, 08:03:34 PM
Amend? Like editing the

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 05, 2012, 09:29:08 PM
a·mend   [uh-mend] 
verb (used with object)
1. to alter, modify, rephrase, or add to or subtract from (a motion, bill, constitution, etc.) by formal procedure: Congress may amend the proposed tax bill.
2. to change for the better; improve: to amend one's ways.
3. to remove or correct faults in; rectify.

Last although the actual expression implies reconciliation Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 05, 2012, 10:09:57 PM
rectification is a multistep distillation

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 05, 2012, 10:55:11 PM
I always thought rectify applied to the rear end solution.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 05, 2012, 11:15:40 PM
At the bottom of the column is the swamp, on the top the head (where reflux is not an ailment but a feature)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 06, 2012, 02:20:12 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on October 05, 2012, 10:55:11 PM
I always thought rectify applied to the rear end solution.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 06, 2012, 02:26:11 AM
Who let anal-lysis in here? >:( ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 06, 2012, 03:28:39 AM
Last the analysis of the analyst Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 06, 2012, 11:27:49 AM
Quis inspicat ipsos inspectores?

Last intrusive navel gazing Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on October 07, 2012, 12:05:04 AM
Last   one has wondered about the-rapists and anal-ysis   Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 07, 2012, 12:20:04 AM
Who's this One you are talking about? ;)

Last die magische Sense Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 07, 2012, 02:34:05 AM
Neo, of course!

Last he is Teh One!!1111! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 07, 2012, 10:01:58 AM
And who are the two noughts?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 07, 2012, 12:39:58 PM
Last donuts too? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 07, 2012, 12:57:42 PM
do not donuts or die by the diet

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 07, 2012, 03:58:20 PM
Last diets are death Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 07, 2012, 04:00:28 PM
failed final solution of the obesity question

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 07, 2012, 05:00:08 PM
But what of the morbid obesity question?

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 07, 2012, 05:18:13 PM
Is the obesity or the question morbid?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 07, 2012, 07:24:20 PM
Last 40–44.9 Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on October 07, 2012, 07:38:20 PM
Happy Canadian Thanksgiving to all our Canadian readers.  Last Post.
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 07, 2012, 07:42:50 PM
At least one, and one lapsed.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 07, 2012, 07:55:26 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on October 07, 2012, 07:24:20 PM
Last 40–44.9 Post

Is that the BMI?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 07, 2012, 11:19:33 PM
Yes.

Above that is "Super".

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 08, 2012, 12:54:20 AM
I think the heaviest human ever recorded was close to half a ton

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 08, 2012, 02:04:46 AM
Last letting himself go? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 08, 2012, 10:48:45 AM
I just checked. The heaviest man alive (recently deceased it seems) weighed 570 kg. Through a diet he lost 230 kg of that (possible connection to death?).
I doubt that this is usually just a matter of voracity in these extreme cases but some severe metabolical dysfunction.
On the other hand there is a woman in the US whose intention is to break the record for females and makes a living out of it. Iirc the morbid interest in her brings enough money in to both finance the extreme needs (foodwise) and leaves enough to pay for the tuition of her children. But she is also aware that it will kill her sooner rather than later (hopefully the kids are through college by then).

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 08, 2012, 04:43:42 PM
I saw this woman on TV.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 08, 2012, 09:21:40 PM
Did she fit into the frame?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 09, 2012, 05:25:52 PM
In a rational world such morbid circumstance shouldn't make it to TV.

Last non rational at all and very morbid Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 09, 2012, 07:37:06 PM
Now imagine two people of that type having sex.

Last there is an audience for that Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 09, 2012, 07:47:49 PM
Last ...in the National Geographic channel... Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 09, 2012, 07:51:17 PM
No, that's Sumo

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 09, 2012, 07:54:51 PM
So, those weren't having sex?  :o :o :o

Last :mrgreen: ;D :mrgreen: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 09, 2012, 07:55:58 PM
Iirc they have actually to be celibate

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 09, 2012, 08:23:00 PM
I read that there are married wrestlers and I always heard that they were quite successful with the ladies.

Last the communal life may suggest unsubstantiated gay antics to outsiders Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 09, 2012, 08:27:48 PM
Very popular with the ladies yes, but during training and before fights they have to abstain if my memory is not faulty.
Fun with geishas is permitted (iirc) but only the non sexual part of the entertainment.

Last remember, the traditional geisha is not a simple whore Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 09, 2012, 08:42:36 PM
Last an expensive and sophisticated one? :P Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 09, 2012, 08:58:05 PM
In the highest category sex is usually not included in the first place, that's for the lower ranks.
Btw, it was the same with the ancient Greek hetairas (lit. companions). They were hired for their art not their bodies (although beauty did not hurt).
They were expected to be highly educated to be able to take part in the intellectual discussions that were so favoured by the Greek elites. Additionally they had to master multiple musical linstruments and be good singers and dancers. Skill at games was also part of the package. I think there was a list of 40 arts a hetaira had to master.
Only later did they become mere whores.
Geishas just wear more makeup ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 09, 2012, 09:42:54 PM
Last they do know how to serve a cup of tea, though Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 09, 2012, 10:08:15 PM
Hm , don't know. I think they are specialised in/on sake (although that too is drunk in heated form).

Last and the old Greeks lacked both tea and coffee Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 10, 2012, 02:19:06 AM
Last drinking from the vessel Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 10, 2012, 03:58:23 AM
Last the pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 10, 2012, 09:44:09 AM
I still have to watch that movie. I bought the DVD years ago and I can spot it from here but it's not even unwrapped.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 10, 2012, 04:47:53 PM
Last who watches the watchers? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 10, 2012, 06:55:57 PM
I try not to be seen watching certain types of movies

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 11, 2012, 01:48:38 AM
The ones transmitting in B&W monitors?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 11, 2012, 02:50:23 AM
Who monitors Swato's viewing habits?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 11, 2012, 02:57:09 AM
Last mom? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 11, 2012, 09:32:58 AM
Indeed

Last neither war nor horror movies find her approval Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 11, 2012, 03:24:47 PM
That suggests that she approves of something...

Last lucky you Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 11, 2012, 03:48:12 PM
David Attenborough for example

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 11, 2012, 04:30:38 PM
She doesn't approve of Richard?

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 11, 2012, 05:59:49 PM
Not sure that she knows him

Last he also acted in and directed war movies Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 11, 2012, 08:29:33 PM
Would she consider Ghandi a 'war' movie?

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 11, 2012, 10:31:00 PM
Could be that she has seen that long ago by chance.

I was thinking more of A Bridge Too Far or Oh What a Lovely War!.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 12, 2012, 03:55:06 AM
Better being a cad than a CAD.

Last or a dinosaur breeder Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 12, 2012, 09:35:20 AM
But in clear contrast to the book in the film he is just misguided not evil

Last he stopped to be evil on screen when he grew a beard Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 12, 2012, 04:17:36 PM
I'm sure he did it to spite David.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 12, 2012, 06:17:23 PM
I think David would be fascinated to encounter real-life dinosaurs.

Last or were you talking about the beard? ;) Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 12, 2012, 11:31:47 PM
Last I meant being evil Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 12, 2012, 11:35:43 PM
Well, that was before David became the famous nature presenter.

Last he went to the BBC because he found editing school textbooks rather boring Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 13, 2012, 01:35:31 AM
That doesn't mean that it didn't annoy him to death.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 13, 2012, 10:24:25 AM
David keeps family matters to a minimum in his professional memoirs (highly recommended btw), so I have no idea about the personal relationship between the two brothers.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 15, 2012, 04:38:21 PM
I have no idea either, it's just that the image of the great naturalist being upset by his brother becoming an evil guy in the screen amuses me.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 15, 2012, 04:41:55 PM
For a moment I thought we were in the Wallace thread and wondered what evil twin Darwin you suppose to have had. :ROFL:

Last Dr.Darwin and Mr.Hyde? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 15, 2012, 04:46:33 PM
Last perhaps it was a half-brother Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 15, 2012, 04:53:34 PM
Or that guy from The Pirates - In an adventure with scientists

Last which got renamed for the US as A band of Misfits because  'science' was feared to raise a red flag there* Post

*that Darwin plays a major role  also got downplayed for the same reason
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 15, 2012, 06:54:38 PM
Last I loved that movie Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 15, 2012, 07:02:28 PM
I'll get the UK edition since I have to assume that the German edition is based on the American (that also got partially redubbed and possibly slightly changed in places).

I can (usually) do without (often not very good) subtitles and definitely without a German dub.
It's a rare case when a German dub manages to be an adequate replacement for o-tone.

Last although there are some excellent voices Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 15, 2012, 09:22:49 PM
Animation movies occasionally lend themselves for a decent dub.

Last depending on the talent of the voices Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 15, 2012, 09:38:23 PM
I still often find a bad choice of voices.
Studio Ghibli has been lucky there. When I am forced to watch them dubbed I have not yet found a major disappointment.
But I have seen most only in original Japanese with subtitles. Strangely I find that DVD subtitles occasionally differ from the cinematic ones there with the latter having a slight stylistic edge over the former. But in any case they seem to invest in quality subtitles (no spelling or grammar errors which is quite common otherwise).
Just once (with English subtitles) I have found something to complain. In My neighbour Totoro there are occasional subtitles showing, although there is no dialogue on the audio (and the implied speaker is in frame and clearly not talking). So I guess the Americans felt a need to add a bit of their own there. But at least it was appropriate for the situation (something that cannot be taken for granted for anime that went through US hands).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 16, 2012, 12:18:32 AM
What the studios in the US consider 'appropriate' for American audiences escapes any logic, decorum or taste.

Last I HATE remakes Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 16, 2012, 01:28:55 AM
I am hooked on the Italian prose of Inspector Montalbano (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inspector_Montalbano_(TV_series)): thank goodness it is not dubbed: it would lose evrything that makes it good TV.

Though with looks like this (http://images.google.co.uk/search?as_st=y&tbm=isch&hl=en&as_q=&as_epq=inspector+montalbano&as_oq=&as_eq=&imgsz=&imgar=&imgc=&imgcolor=&imgtype=&cr=&as_sitesearch=&safe=images&as_filetype=&as_rights=&biw=1039&bih=594&sei=sKl8UILXAsbAhAfa2IGoCA) how could it fail, except when long shots show his bandy legs.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 16, 2012, 05:37:30 AM
In the US even Brits get dubbed occasionally.
There were even plans to have David Attenborough dubbed by Robert Redford because (no joke!) it was assumed that USians would not understand that Brit (or maybe repelled by a limey accent but one could not say that openly, could one?).
Well, that idea got dropped but the material still got recut to fit into US TV formats.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 16, 2012, 02:46:11 PM
The Planet Earth documentaries were changed for that reason.

Last Sigourney Weaver did a fine but IMO unnecessary job there Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 16, 2012, 03:13:01 PM
By now the BBC has found a way around that. They put the bonus material at the end of each installment. With it it is 55 minutes and suitable for ad-free broadcast, without for broadcast with commercial breaks. German DVD editions drop the bonus material completely but at least leave the rest intact (which they didn't in the past). That's one reason to order directly from Britain.
On the other hand a lot of BBC productions are available only in Germany and without original voice track, not in the UK. I usually boycott those on principle (hoping that one day a British edition will be available at last*)

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*sometimes the hope gets fulfilled but it can take many years.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 16, 2012, 03:21:25 PM
The Beeb is a communist institution.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 16, 2012, 03:45:44 PM
Ask Rupert the Murder Doc (or was it dog?)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 16, 2012, 04:00:42 PM
The other is if Harper is trying to do the same thing to the CBC.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 16, 2012, 04:24:45 PM
Is there a secret connection between Harper and Harper-Collins (owned by the Rupert)?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 16, 2012, 04:37:12 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 16, 2012, 03:21:25 PM
The Beeb is a communist institution.

Is that how it is able to provide a balanced view?

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 16, 2012, 04:46:33 PM
That's why certain people think their balls should be lanced.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 16, 2012, 05:04:20 PM
Colbert said it best:

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 16, 2012, 06:16:01 PM
As the old saying says, all the worse for reality.

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Post by: Sibling DavidH on October 16, 2012, 07:44:09 PM
All the worse for the BBC when the Fascists take over.  Last broadcast post .   :mrgreen:
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 16, 2012, 08:15:22 PM
When the Scots go, it will be Tory all the way and you know what that means...

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 16, 2012, 09:51:52 PM
Here they tried the slow death and surprisingly the patient survived. Now if they take the fraction of funds of the PBC that come from the federal government a number of rural counties in the bible belt will stop getting the signal, but the overwhelming majority of stations will survive.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 16, 2012, 09:57:45 PM
No idea.
According to wiki they did a full relaunch early this year. Radio will be reduced next year in favor of expanded TV and internet.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 16, 2012, 10:39:53 PM
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 16, 2012, 10:51:30 PM
No but quality is

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 17, 2012, 02:31:35 PM
As a percent of all production, I agree, but I have the feeling that the number of good quality productions is relatively stable, the trick is that now we have 200 channels when before we only had two.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 17, 2012, 02:46:02 PM
I just notice that the 'high' broadcast channels have moved in style and partially in substance towards the 'low'. Also there are slightly fewer of them but lots and lots more of the latter these days as compared to 10-20 years ago. And some of the good stuff will die out with the people that do it (some of which have done it for decades now and are in some cases already beyond retirement age) and some stuff already has due to final exits. It is always depressing when the highpoints of the radio week are the 'from the archives' segments.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 17, 2012, 02:48:43 PM
Inspector Montalbano has dissappointed me by being unfaithful to his long-term girlfriend!!!! Is this what you mean? LoL

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 17, 2012, 03:16:06 PM
Depends on the final outcome

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 17, 2012, 04:19:48 PM
Last Laetitia? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 17, 2012, 04:30:33 PM
Last Casta? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 17, 2012, 04:59:06 PM
Not that much chastity there.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 17, 2012, 07:06:49 PM
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 17, 2012, 08:15:22 PM
Priests are chastised for breaking their chastity vows.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 17, 2012, 08:55:52 PM
Well, the chastising strongly depends on the circumstances.
Traditionally it's not the whoring around that gets a priest in trouble but getting the idea to stick with a single female or worse to try to make that official.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 17, 2012, 09:30:51 PM
Alas, if it were only whoring...

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 17, 2012, 10:03:01 PM
Well, the church did something about the other things. The whorers could remain in place much longer while the others had to move more often.
Usually a priest gets moved automatically after a certain time period to prevent them from getting too attached to the flock (no sexual connotations). Otherwise there'd be the risk that their loyalty to the hierarchy could be undermined by loyalty to the laypeople in the parish. A harmless whorer would be more dependent on his superiors to leniently ignore his deeds and so more reliably obedient. A serious pervert on the other hand endangers the hierarchy itself and cannot simply be dropped either (and can use that as a lever). So the perv will have to be provided with new hunting grounds far more often.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 18, 2012, 12:00:08 AM
I know there are plenty decent priests in the fold.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 18, 2012, 12:26:39 AM
The decent ones draw the worst lot.

There has been the saying that the devil never did more damage to the church than when he got her to adopt mandatory celibacy.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 18, 2012, 01:13:28 AM
Can a priest be a whore?

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 18, 2012, 01:48:47 AM
A whorer is not necessarily a male whore, just one who has sex with many females not his wife(s).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 18, 2012, 03:21:10 PM
I'm sure some priests are whores for the church.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 18, 2012, 03:23:59 PM
Outer Party in 1984 terms

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 18, 2012, 03:26:56 PM
How do you get on those parties?

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 18, 2012, 03:39:43 PM
into would be more correct in the context
In the book it has to be assumed that one is born into them with rare exceptions. How the pre-revolutionary people got into them? I guess they were in essence the educated middle class (which remains their function in the system).

As for priestly parties, no idea. I think most priest consume their high % alcohol in private.
As one bishop said: half of them whore, half of them drink and half of them are lazy.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 18, 2012, 06:47:16 PM
Last and nowadays close to half of them are gay Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on October 18, 2012, 08:15:35 PM
Last    I would imagine that male-only or female-only closed clubs have always been an appealing (and socially safer) option throughout history, at least in homophobic cultures    Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 18, 2012, 08:18:15 PM
Admittedly though, unisex communities tend to encourage homosexual behaviour even in straight people. That's the only kind of 'gay' that can be 'healed' (not an option in the RCC clergy of course).
But the clergy also attracts gays who believe in the doctrine and hope to escape from their 'sinful' leanings by devoting themselves to God.
The fact that it usually does not work that way makes their inner demons even stronger and may in the end totally warp their minds.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 18, 2012, 08:22:01 PM
They should put those feelings in binders.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 18, 2012, 08:39:22 PM
Not sure that bondage (as opposed to masochism in the shape of autoflagellation) is an approved behaviour of clerics.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 18, 2012, 09:36:38 PM
Didn't you hear that Romney had binders full of women?

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 18, 2012, 10:07:00 PM
Yeah, but the term binders drew a lot of S/M comments too

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 18, 2012, 10:12:07 PM
I'm sure he thinks that's about the Age of Bonds from his portfolio.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 19, 2012, 12:04:58 AM
To get serious for just a moment, I think this unintentionally funny remark by Romney was at that moment just that, a linguistic lapse that could have happened to anyone esp. one prone to them like Mitt. I do not think this lapse said or revealed anything about him. The problem with Mitt at that point was not this lapse but the whole anecdote it was part of.
A) the anecdote turned out to be at best misleading, if not outright false (he did not ask for those binders, he got provided with them by a female advocacy group that had prepared the same lists for his opponent in the race)
B) the whole anecdote was just a means to avoid answering the actual question about equal pay for equal work.
Most corporatists do not oppose the employment of women, a charge not leveled against Romney but the one he choose to 'defend' himself against.
They are opposed to pay them equally because it saves them money, the charge that was (indirectly) leveled against Mitt and that he did not want to deal with.
So, the 'binders full of [audible pause] women' may be funny but concentrating on it misses the real point. Romney chills for his fellow plutocrats (and the mad base of the party), I do not think the remark had sexist intent, not even as a Freudian lapse.
Another example of a soundbyte beating the actual substance.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 19, 2012, 01:36:02 AM
Actually I do think it was a lapsus and that it was quite revealing, more so in the light of the 47% speech in which he mentioned how they (the campaign) wasn't using his wife as much to avoid tiring the public (you have to listen to his tone while he mentions it). Again it may seem unintentional but it does reveal that women for him (including his own wife) are not at the same stature as men, only tools/objects to be used or objectified as workers. That doesn't mean that he doesn't objectify anyone who doesn't belong to his high upbringing (that one I've seen quite a bit, particularly back home where class is a very distinct -and disgusting- factor in social relations), but the fact that similar lapsus haven't happened while referring to men in an equivalent context gives me the idea that he embodies the idiosyncracies of the upper class.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 19, 2012, 09:58:46 AM
In general I would agree but I think these specific four words (with the audible stumbling before 'women') were an expression of Mitt's general awkwardness (that admittedly flows from his more negative traits). In that way it is imo closer to a Bushism. He is used to mere technocratic speech and runs into trouble once he has to talk personal stuff unprepared. From what I have heard he can talk personal religion in a non-robotic way but that's the one thing he is not allowed to because of the extreme prejudices against Mormonism in parts of the party base. If this language thing was the only problem I'd not have that much of a problem with it (btw, I do not 'get' the regular uproar about Biden's 'gaffes' either. I see them as a case of 'whose heart is full his mouth floweth over' and have yet to spot any offensive intent).
It's Robot-Romney. The problem lies not in Uncanny Valley (although that is a handicap in such a public spotlight job as POTUS) but in the basic moral emptyness behind.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 19, 2012, 06:21:52 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on October 19, 2012, 09:58:46 AM

Last drat, I myself reach the limits of my expressive capabilities to describe what I really mean here Post

Well, you are doing better than me. I have no idea what "binders" mean in this context. Is it yet another US distortion of the English language?

One of my sons sort of indicated he thought Romney would be a competent president which shocked me out of complacency. I really have no idea if he was serious.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 19, 2012, 06:37:21 PM
He could run a competent administration, if he wanted to. But this would require less selfishness and not running on the evil ticket.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 19, 2012, 07:28:29 PM
I guess being unable to show emotions isn't an indictment (heck, my father has real trouble with that and I know he isn't a psychopath) is the way he talks about people that gives me the idea he is a psychopath, I can't see a connection with his fellow human beings.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 19, 2012, 07:45:42 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 19, 2012, 07:28:29 PM
Last he seems competent, the question is what will he do with his competence Post

Exactly

Last he's an exoanempathic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 19, 2012, 07:55:38 PM
Hmmm so binders just means list. Why couldn''t he just say...list. (I goggled).

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 19, 2012, 08:32:22 PM
I think he meant 'lists' in folders. It was not just names but resumés. What he probably wanted to say was 'whole binders/folders of resumés of qualified women' indicating that it was much material, no just a post-it note with a few names. Then he rushed through it and dropped the seemingly redundant parts (again, notice the notable pause/stumbling before 'women').

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Btw, unlike other observers of the funny dinner speeches both candidates gave yesterday I found Romney's material to be better. Some jokes were walking a fine line but imo they did not come across as just nasty (as RW 'jokes' usually do). And I did not find his rendition of the jokes to be awkward (for a non-professional). I think Obama, although far more likable and in possession of an actual sense of humour, is not a great joke teller and his material seemed to be more flat to me and less coherent (more a list then a theme). Imo it was the same last time with John Son of Cain clearly winning the joke contest.
But maybe the idea of political humour and what works and does not is just different over here.
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 19, 2012, 09:12:44 PM
I wonder what the Forcett Society (http://www.fawcettsociety.org.uk/)* would make of binders of women ;)

As for political humour, I am sure it is always "culture-bound" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culture-bound_syndrome). Here you just have to behave like a public (and that actually means private fee paying) school yobo.

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*an excellent organisation which I actively support
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 19, 2012, 09:30:51 PM
One Mitt to fold them all...and into binders put them

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 19, 2012, 10:45:07 PM
...and into binders cram them

Last Trap'em Keep'em Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 20, 2012, 12:28:11 AM
As a reminder there are still women in the binder
And in bondage

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 20, 2012, 01:37:11 AM
Do they use those plastic wallet type things with holes down the edge, or do they punch holes in the women themselves, in order to put them into the binders?

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 20, 2012, 01:39:53 AM
I think they first have to be steamroilled

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 20, 2012, 04:06:00 AM
You don't want to cause permanent damage to the contents of the binder.

Last otherwise you can't use them >:( Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 20, 2012, 04:22:58 AM
But they take up less room for trafficking.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 20, 2012, 05:10:36 AM
Trafficking is profitable for thugs not corporations.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 20, 2012, 08:58:25 AM
Don't know whether that is true e.g. in China or US territories abroad.
Not to forget the behaviour in parts of Africa where resources get exploited (not just oil but e.g. fish in Lake Victoria).

Last where big money can be made in poor areas prostitution and drugs 'florish' Post

To lighten up the mood here is something completely different: children singing a famous sea shanty

[youtube=425,350]DNbvupLf24I[/youtube]
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 20, 2012, 05:03:57 PM
Drugs & prostitution are key in the crime syndicates' portfolio, but legal corporations, while may make a blind eye to such transgressions don't get the bulk of their revenue that way.

Last except big pharma with legal drugs, obviously Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 20, 2012, 05:14:21 PM
But at least in the third world the big corporations are essential in creating and maintaining the conditions said cartels can thrive in. And some of the corporations in some of these countries are working hand in hand with them (mutually beneficial). No need to hire 'respectable' goons like the Pinkertons as they did at home in the first gilded age.
And with guys like Sheldon Adelson (who already spend more than 30 million US dollars on this election in favor of Mitt) I simply have to assume that on location they are indistinguishable from the organized crime or they could simply not exist. And no gambling empire without associated fresh flesh trade.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 20, 2012, 06:57:57 PM
Last I wish I hadn't mentioned trafficing Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 20, 2012, 07:31:47 PM
We could go back to that old favorite of seal pup clubbing ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 20, 2012, 10:21:51 PM
Back home oil corporations hire/make deals with paramilitary and/or guerrillas to avoid incidents with each faction, in cases they pay up one side to attack or protection from the other/same faction, while at the same time denying participation in the conflict.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 21, 2012, 12:43:11 AM
Old Chinese tactics.
Occasionally they failed and produced a Genghis Khan instead

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 21, 2012, 01:38:28 AM
Protection rackets are popular everywhere.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 21, 2012, 06:11:27 AM
The scale in these cases is a bit larger.

Last and so the moral consequences Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 21, 2012, 09:04:09 AM
What measure is a sand or swamp n|gger?

Last that's the attitude in these circles Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 21, 2012, 05:51:31 PM
It isn't just that, when one of the new fracking wells starts poisoning cows, or placing houses in fire the attitude is the same regardless of the race or even class of the victim. It's just the utilitarian view of the heads.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 21, 2012, 05:59:44 PM
But at home they have to at least pretend to care (not behind closed doors).

Last the bad sleep well Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 22, 2012, 04:33:47 AM
Pretend caring?

Last do they still do that? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 22, 2012, 10:19:03 AM
Just look at their ads. Banks provide free money for the needy (and protects their* dividends from the evil state that will tax them like income), oil and gas companies are the real friends of the Earth...

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*the poor
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 22, 2012, 05:54:12 PM
Cameron is to provide lowest possible utility tarrifs :o

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 22, 2012, 08:07:58 PM
Tarrifs? What towelhead lover introduced that pagan word to Christian Europe? ;)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 22, 2012, 08:39:56 PM
http://duckechouk.blogspot.co.uk/2007/10/origin-of-business-words.html

Tariff.
This word comes from an ancient Arabic term, tarrif, which means "notification".

But you are right of course, I meant tariff.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 22, 2012, 08:53:53 PM
In German it has only one f and can mean either fee or or the result of union negotiation with employers (Tarifvertrag, the paper that says what the workers will get).

Btw, sheriff has nothing to with sherif (descendant of Mohammed). It is derived from shire-reef.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 23, 2012, 04:40:38 AM
I prefer to pour alcohol down my throat.

Last conformist Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 23, 2012, 05:44:05 AM
A good alcoholic rubbing should not be underestimated either.

Last But avoid anal consumption* Post

*sadly, not a joke. There recently were cases (iirc lethal) with youngsters doing it that way
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 23, 2012, 07:12:54 AM
I won't ask how they achieved it.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 23, 2012, 02:32:21 PM
I won't speak about other openings that have been tried (nonlethally but likely more painfully).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 23, 2012, 07:45:54 PM
Last who was smoking what? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 23, 2012, 09:44:49 PM
Bill Clinton, cigars that had been placed into unusual location.

Last did you not read the report? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 23, 2012, 09:46:10 PM
Last uh-huh... Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 24, 2012, 12:02:26 AM
Well, my intention was not to go into details ;)

Last too many noughty things invulved Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 24, 2012, 12:13:29 AM
According to my book the guy is a psychopath.

Last supposedly a functional one Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 24, 2012, 12:25:59 AM
Not sure it is possible to be a non-functional psychopath unless one has functional disorder.

Last despite wiki on that topic DSM-V will cement functional disorder as synonymous with psychosomatic Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 24, 2012, 12:29:46 AM
I better keep out of discussions on psychology

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 24, 2012, 12:34:51 AM
Why? Will it drive you mad?

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 24, 2012, 12:53:12 AM
Maybe others about my uninformed statements

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 24, 2012, 02:58:25 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on October 24, 2012, 12:25:59 AM
Not sure it is possible to be a non-functional psychopath unless one has functional disorder.
I suggest reading the book yourself, it is quite enlightening on the subject.

Last he makes the classification based on high IQ, non violent, non antisocial* Post

*still ruthless and callous.
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 24, 2012, 02:58:54 AM
Is this your achilles heel?   @Swato

Last time to start a game based on psychology Post


Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 24, 2012, 02:58:25 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on October 24, 2012, 12:25:59 AM
Not sure it is possible to be a non-functional psychopath unless one has functional disorder.
I suggest reading the book yourself, it is quite enlightening on the subject.

?? what book
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 24, 2012, 03:03:02 AM
The Wisdom of Psychopaths by Kevin Dutton

Last available in Kindle (http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Wisdom-Psychopaths-Kevin-Dutton/dp/0434020672/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1351044109&sr=8-1) too ;) Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 24, 2012, 04:11:22 AM
quote amazon
fearless, confident, charismatic, ruthless and focused - qualities tailor-made for success in twenty-first century society.

I like that.

We covered psychopathy on my course. It's surprising how many people get almost enough ticks on Robert D. Hare's Psychopathy Checklist, Revised (PCL-R).

Last first examine oneself to avoid pots and kettles Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on October 24, 2012, 05:13:07 AM
Last   wondering if Swato's word 'invulved' was an intentional joke   Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 24, 2012, 10:39:14 AM
Quote from: pieces o nine on October 24, 2012, 05:13:07 AM
Last   wondering if Swato's word 'invulved' was an intentional joke   Post

Indeed.

As for psychology, I think I am totally unqualified for any position where I have to lead or judge people. I think I am far too prone to get manipulated und overcompensate that with bouts of paranoia (which again would be an open invitation for manipulation). Apart from that I fear my own tendencies towards cruelty that are balanced primarily by my weak stomach (and fear of reprisal). You may have noticed my predilection for cynical humour (and my love of axes).

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Post by: Sibling DavidH on October 24, 2012, 02:18:52 PM
(http://i647.photobucket.com/albums/uu198/RamblingSyd/last-post.jpg)

For Bart's hamster Jerry, who has just died.

Carry on ...
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 24, 2012, 02:29:51 PM
...follow that hamster?

Last hopefully not smelling like elderberries Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 24, 2012, 07:15:36 PM
Last herbal tea? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 24, 2012, 08:00:21 PM
Last [youtube=425,350]cAy4zULKFDU[/youtube] Post
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAy4zULKFDU
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 25, 2012, 04:59:28 AM
But hamsters are cute...

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 25, 2012, 09:57:09 AM
But would you want one for mother?

Last Ocelots are far cuter Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 25, 2012, 02:45:38 PM
As long as mommy hamster doesn't decide to eat me just after i was born...

Last ocelots are cool and their bite isn't cute Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 25, 2012, 03:00:30 PM
Rodents are not above eating their own (either*) and I hear hamsters can have quite nasty social habits.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infanticide_in_rodents (the list has no less than 3 hamsters)

Last I have no perosnal experience with mammal bites, comparative or not Post

*in case you wanted to express greater fear in an ocelot mother as opposed to a hamster one
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 25, 2012, 03:44:54 PM
To my knowledge ocelots don't eat their young.

Last I respect wild cats regardless of size* Post

*and I've been bitten by a (house) cat and a hamster, guess which one is worse
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 25, 2012, 03:55:53 PM
I am scared of ferral cats. There are many in Bodrum.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 25, 2012, 04:01:34 PM
Feral* cats are very aggressive against birds.

Last but there is bigger risk from a racoon bite due to rabies Post

*house cats also, where do you think they go when they vanish for a night/day/week?
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 25, 2012, 04:14:38 PM
I know cerebrally that cats are 'evil' but emotionally I find them much more likable than most breeds of dogs (yeah, those felines know how to manipulate us). I like wolves and the few dogs that are close to them in appearance but also keep a safe distance.

Last I have even a soft spot for some hyenas but would not want to touch one Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 25, 2012, 07:46:07 PM
The predator I'm actually attracted to is the kestrel.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/73/AmericanKestrel02.jpg/220px-AmericanKestrel02.jpg)
Last bigger birds of prey scare my 'tiels Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 25, 2012, 07:53:25 PM
I just saw two grocery vans breeding in my driveway. They both backed into the drive and then opened their fridge doors flat back across the vans. Then the outer one (female) drove up right next to the inner one (male) so the open fridge doors were abreast and formed like you would an airlock, and the male decanted bagfuls of grocery directly into the female through the opening. True story.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 25, 2012, 07:57:34 PM
How long till you get RC vans on your driveway?

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 25, 2012, 07:58:36 PM
Where do you think the change money in your purse comes from, if not from the close embrace of male and female currency notes?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 25, 2012, 08:00:26 PM
The inside of my wallet is a mystery to me.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 25, 2012, 08:02:59 PM
At any given time there are more receipts than tender notes in mine.

Last and all those stupid loyalty cards Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 25, 2012, 08:06:02 PM
I refuse to have loyalty cards. I get points on my credit card which I can spend in certain shops, but that involves little effort on my part.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 25, 2012, 08:11:49 PM
I prefer the system over here where the money is taken directly from the account when you pay with your EC card with no fees involved. I hate it to feed credit card companies.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 25, 2012, 08:15:10 PM
To my knowledge there are no fees for using a debit card here (which I assume is the same thing you are referring to).

Last not to users, businesses do have a fee per transaction Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 25, 2012, 11:37:48 PM
When I order from amazon.uk (or other UK companies) I have to use a credit card (my father's).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 26, 2012, 02:41:15 AM
Debit cards here are also Visa and Mastercard so they are used like a credit card.

Last avoiding the visa tax in Germany? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 26, 2012, 10:21:54 AM
Personally being more of a cash guy I am not really informed about this stuff. I only know that amazon.de accepts direct payments from account (as do most German companies) while amazon.co.uk insists on credit card (e.g.VISA) which means indirect payment and a fee for the purchaser.
I clearly prefer the former but as far as I know it is under attack (and I guess credit card companies are the ones pushing this attack behind the scenes).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 26, 2012, 07:06:16 PM
There is talk of an hypothetical Amazon bank, that would take care of such things.

Last an even bigger empire Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 26, 2012, 10:52:34 PM
I think they have their own credit card by now

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 27, 2012, 05:50:07 AM
They peddle a Visa, indeed, but what they are trying now is to go beyond that.

Last the note I heard implied that they're even thinking on their own shipping company Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 27, 2012, 12:15:32 PM
Fortunately their main facility in Europe is in Germany, so even orders from England arrive here quickly from a domestic address quite often :mrgreen:

Last but I have to pay UK delivery rates nonetheless Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 27, 2012, 03:33:07 PM
But that is because you want stuff that isn't in Amazon.de I imagine.

Last picky Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 27, 2012, 03:43:49 PM
Or 50% more expensive

Last although, as said, most of it comes from the same depots Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 27, 2012, 10:16:51 PM
Last it's a conspiracy! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 27, 2012, 10:25:44 PM
Well, but British customers will get the same stuff free of charge, although it as to be flown in from Germany (I guess the same is true for e.g. France).

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 27, 2012, 10:51:19 PM
Normally if a credit card fee is requred it is quoted separately as an "add-on" in either an apologetic or an agressive tone. I am not aware am...co.uk charges credit card  fees. They are never quoted so I assume not.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 27, 2012, 11:09:47 PM
Usually the charges shop up when the amount is a substantial percentage of the transaction.

Last back home you will be quoted the price for cash vs credit card which is ~10% higher Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 27, 2012, 11:10:54 PM
No, the fees are not from amazon but from the credit card company. Using the card is essentially them lending you money and getting it back with interest. But they can of course charge other fees too, e.g. for the privilege they grant you using their usurious product, and definitely, if you do not pay them back in time (in the US that part is a major source of revenue).

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 27, 2012, 11:39:26 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on October 27, 2012, 11:10:54 PM
No, the fees are not from amazon but from the credit card company.

Yes. That's correct. But the vendor passes it on to the shopper. But, has to declare it. It's always amount x for the product "plus" stated charge for using a credit card. The typical use of this in the UK is airlines and travel companies. ie. it is unusual.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 28, 2012, 12:02:38 AM
OK, two different things here:

1. The percentage charged by the credit card/bank on the loan; my experience both in Colombia and the US is that it starts counting from the next billing cycle, that is, if I pay the expenses of the month in full, no interest is charged to my account. Some credit card companies charge an annual fee for the 'privilege' of owning a CC, but most cards don't have such fee. Other fees can be applied such as:
   a. International transaction fees (self explanatory). I imagine this is the fee Swato is talking about.
   b. Cash advance fees (ie, you go to an ATM to withdraw money with a credit card).
   c. Late payment.

2. The fee/percentage the credit card company charges the vendor of goods when a product is purchased with a credit card. Such fees vary from a few cents per transaction and/or a percentage of the full transaction, here in the States the amount can be between <1% to up to 4% IIRC. In other countries such fees can go from 10% to 20% of the full transaction (hence the price difference with CC vs cash). In fact I have seen that here in Miami specifically in gas stations where the price per gallon is frequently 10c less for cash vs CC.

Last $$$ Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 28, 2012, 12:14:43 AM
I plead ignorance since, as said, it is my father's card, and he deals with the details.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 28, 2012, 05:28:42 AM
Considering that you are buying goods in a UK site, it is reasonable to believe that the CC charges an international transaction fee (you buy the stuff in Sterling Pounds instead of Euros, although I wouldn't be surprised if equivalent fees are charged if you buy from, say, a French site. Somehow I don't see more EU integration regulation at the moment in that front).

Last cellphone roaming in Europe is an equivalent problem Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 28, 2012, 09:18:30 AM
Delivery rates are in-country, inside EU, outside EU with the old absurdity that some locations on the other side of the globe can be in-country (e.g. the Falklands for Britain or Mauritius for France). Not an invention by amazon since the mail and phone companies do the same.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 28, 2012, 07:49:37 PM
I was talking only of Zono's number two. Although I do agree with his number one.

Last no charge for using credit cards on free Kindle books Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 28, 2012, 08:59:45 PM
I have also seen opposite trends where meat world shop is more expensive than the same shop's online presence and there are services where paying in cash gets punished with an extra fee. It would be even worse without interference by the state (or the courts respectively) declaring that at least for essential services a discrimination against people without online access or credit cards would be fundamentally unlawful. It has also been declared a right (and duty) to have a bank account with no basic user fees because these days some essential transactions cannot be done on a pure cash basis (an employer cannot be forced to pay an employee in cash for example). If the banks had won that round, a lot of people would have been unable to open or maintain an account because the banks would have refused it because it was not profitable.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 29, 2012, 03:10:35 AM
But haven't you heard that banks are drowning on regulation?

Last think of the Swiss Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 29, 2012, 03:53:13 AM
Regulation is something I do to my wristwatch. I fail to see what it has to do with banks.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 29, 2012, 09:06:20 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 29, 2012, 03:10:35 AM
But haven't you heard that banks are drowning on regulation?

Last think of the Swiss Post

Yeah, but do not forget that only rich people can become Swiss citizens and that it is just a matter of time before poverty will carry the punishment of losing citizenship.

Last and remember that universal suffrage is still a novelty in parts of Switzerland* Post

*1971 on paper, 27.Nov 1990 de facto in the last canton (enforced by the courts against the popular male vote in April 1990)
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 29, 2012, 03:48:54 PM
Last direct democracy has it's drawbacks Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 29, 2012, 04:05:29 PM
That's why some things are exempted from majority votes in most democracies.

Last significant parts of the Bill of Rights would not pass a 'popular' vote Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 29, 2012, 04:08:56 PM
Last only the speech that I like should be free ::) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 29, 2012, 04:42:22 PM
Voting would be for landed white male gentry only. Property rights would be denied to n-words and (most) females, non-Kristians(TM) would be forced to undergo regular indoctrination or would have to leave the country (possible exception: very rich foreigners, if they keep their beliefs to themselves) etc.

Don't say that's exaggerated, it's on the official wish list of some influential people in the US.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 30, 2012, 03:42:41 AM
I'm convinced some 'elements' in the right's elite desperately desire to go back to a mixture of the Victorian/cowboy era.

Last but realistically I don't see such regression succeeding Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 30, 2012, 05:14:14 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on October 29, 2012, 04:42:22 PM
Voting would be for landed white male gentry only.

And we are defying the :euflag: by not allowing our criminals to vote.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 30, 2012, 05:25:26 AM
The Right might not get that far but they are quite successful (at least in the US) in de fcato limiting the franchise and the access to the courts.
E.g. the banks managed to seize a lot of property after the mortgage crisis by just claiming that the property was mortgaged and forfeit supported only by 'sworn' affidavits. In a number of cases there was not even a mortgage on it let alone a forfeit one but the courts tended to believe the banks not the owner (=>dismissal). It's awfully reminiscent of the feudalisation in the Middle Ages (and RW banana republics).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 30, 2012, 10:18:17 PM
It's always a cat and mouse game where one side is able to cope for a while.

Last and the other to get away with murder Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 30, 2012, 10:26:16 PM
and the guillotine was always only a short term solution

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 30, 2012, 10:51:17 PM
There are always enough psychopaths waiting in the wings for the opportunity to pounce.

Last remember Napoleon? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 30, 2012, 11:00:12 PM
But at least the (no actually so little) Corse left something lasting of value to his country, e.g. the Code Civil.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 30, 2012, 11:08:02 PM
He left plenty of tourist attractions in Paris too.

Last civil engineers love megalomaniacs Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 30, 2012, 11:19:32 PM
To Speer or not to Speer?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 31, 2012, 02:47:10 PM
Last spare the rod and get the spear Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 31, 2012, 08:12:24 PM
Last ready to spar, Albert Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 01, 2012, 12:07:45 AM
He sparred with plenty of people/things.

Last like Goering and Himmler, and later the facts.... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 01, 2012, 01:38:12 AM
Only a particle is a fact.  :hydrogen:

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 01, 2012, 08:13:55 AM
Why be content with a particle? Are there no wholeicles?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 01, 2012, 04:56:41 PM
Last follicles? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 01, 2012, 08:38:11 PM
That's a hairy topic

Last das ist ein haariges Thema Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 01, 2012, 10:41:48 PM
And what would be the countersubject to that subject?

Last exposition Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 01, 2012, 10:57:24 PM
objecticism?

Last rancid Randian Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 02, 2012, 01:21:59 AM
Don't confuse objectification with objectivism.

Last regardless of how the sour witch thought of her writings Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 02, 2012, 01:49:30 AM
Just consider how she treated her mates :o

Last then the two terms merge Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 02, 2012, 02:31:58 AM
Last did she employed them for their nutritional value after mating? :o Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 02, 2012, 10:49:14 AM
I don't think she combined these two types of consumption

Last not all objects have to be eaten Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 02, 2012, 11:17:18 AM
Last she ate their souls! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 02, 2012, 11:25:51 AM
It's at least cleaner than going axe-crazy

Last Lizzie Borden read Ayn Rand...(please continue) Post

Lizzie Borden read Ayn Rand
Voted for the elephant
When she saw what came from that
She opted for the axe instead
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 02, 2012, 12:29:30 PM
Psychopath murderers read psychopaths?

Last quelle surprise Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 02, 2012, 12:38:14 PM
Lizzie died just over a year after Ayn came to the US, so any contact is rather implausible.

Last I also know nothing about Lizzie's party affiliation Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 02, 2012, 03:08:45 PM
The axe party?

Last (http://www.glennhughes.com/fanforum/images/smilies/axe.gif) (http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/fighting/axe-murderer.gif) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 02, 2012, 05:10:22 PM
The axis was still in the future then too

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 02, 2012, 08:11:36 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 02, 2012, 11:25:51 AM
It's at least cleaner than going axe-crazy

Last Lizzie Borden read Ayn Rand...(please continue) Post

Lizzie Borden read Ayn Rand
Voted for the elephant
When she saw what came from that
She opted for the axe instead

That doesn't really rhyme very well.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 02, 2012, 08:26:47 PM
A) what do you expect for this type of 'poetry'?
B) where's the specific problem? I see that it can be pronounced in a non-rhyming way but it would take effort.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 02, 2012, 08:56:45 PM
The problem is that Ayn Rand doesn't rhyme with anything.

Last or anyone Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 02, 2012, 09:21:05 PM
And least with nothing postable ;)

Last no rhyme and no reason but always in season Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 02, 2012, 09:46:09 PM
Last wouldn't you mean presentable? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 02, 2012, 09:56:34 PM
That would be totus pro parte and also unacceptable in mixed company.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 03, 2012, 01:42:35 AM
Who mixed the company?

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 03, 2012, 10:03:28 AM
Probably the same shameless guys that put books of authors of different sex (not married to each other) on the same bookshelves.

Last a no-no in Victorian times Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on November 03, 2012, 07:40:32 PM
Last     it had never occurred to me to worry about that     Post


Laster     what happens between the covers should stay between the covers     Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 03, 2012, 07:50:35 PM
One should always be suspicious of undercover activities.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 04, 2012, 04:30:22 AM
That's why the 'good' operations are always off the books.

Last how else can you profit? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 05, 2012, 12:42:01 PM
Books are so 12th century

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 05, 2012, 09:36:18 PM
Last the writing is on the wall Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 06, 2012, 08:48:40 AM
Last but who can still read it? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 06, 2012, 03:57:40 PM
I remember the the words of the president Schwarzenegger in The Simpsons' movie:

Last "I was elected to lead, not to read" Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 06, 2012, 04:10:04 PM
Yes, but like Belshazzar he had someone to read it for him.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 06, 2012, 05:57:56 PM
There will be always someone able to read.

Last that's what private schools are for Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 06, 2012, 06:15:23 PM
At least some servants will have to be able too

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 06, 2012, 06:18:09 PM
You read 1984 I presume?

Last ;) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 06, 2012, 06:28:41 PM
Several times
But even there there is no attempt to get rid of writing.
Simply inconceivable at the time, I presume.

Even more dystopian (and prescient) than Idiocracy is this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_of_the_Sex_Olympics).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 06, 2012, 07:34:58 PM
You remember the three layers: elite, educated servants and the masses.

Last we are the educated servants Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 06, 2012, 07:37:29 PM
In 1984 the masses still can read (the machine*-written prawn novels that party members are allowed no access to)

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*mechanical computer, not typewriter
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 06, 2012, 07:52:56 PM
But it is expected that they don't learn to read much or a simplified language.

Last you could say we are already at that point by many standards Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 06, 2012, 07:58:12 PM
Actually it's the outer party that has to learn the newspeak to make its members unable to become the seed of revolution. At least at the stage described in the novel there are no plans to extend that to the proles.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 07, 2012, 05:48:08 AM
You have to control that minority that has the ability to understand what you're doing.

Last BTW, Obama won! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 07, 2012, 09:12:29 AM
And the Dems seem to have won 3 senate seats. That includes Warren winning over Brown and both Neanderthals* (Akin and Mourdoch) losing.

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*my apology to the true Ice Age hominids
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 07, 2012, 03:59:21 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 07, 2012, 09:12:29 AM


*my apology to the true Ice Age hominids

especially as we interbred with them and appear to be about 3% their dna

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 07, 2012, 04:15:31 PM
Now's the question: which 3%? :mrgreen:

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 07, 2012, 04:17:35 PM
Not the ice-age bits - I can't stand the cold.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 07, 2012, 04:20:19 PM
Neither the one for the strong backbone

Last given its rarity Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 07, 2012, 04:31:22 PM
Nor the flat head.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 07, 2012, 04:41:25 PM
Not sure. Experiments have shown that a well-dressed Neanderthal (modern human with lots of prostethic makeup) can walk among us without getting noticed as unusual.

Last and then there is Ron Perlman ;) Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 07, 2012, 06:43:04 PM
Apparently the Denisovans' gene legacy is present among New Guinea and Australia aboriginal people, and while not the same thing as Neanderthals, recreations may hint a resemblance.

Last I have what could be called condyle on my occipital bone, making it an old cranium* Post

*supposedly our ancestors had a chewing muscle attached there (like modern gorillas and orangutans). Apparently it happens 1/100 people or so IIRC.
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Post by: pieces o nine on November 07, 2012, 06:48:08 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 07, 2012, 04:15:31 PM
Now's the question: which 3%? :mrgreen:

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One is tempted to draw a line -- however tenuous -- to our vaunted "1%" . . .
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 07, 2012, 06:49:11 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 07, 2012, 06:43:04 PM
Apparently the Denisovans' gene legacy is present among New Guinea and Australia aboriginal people, and while not the same thing as Neanderthals, recreations may hint a resemblance.

Last I have what could be called condyle on my occipital bone, making it an old cranium* Post

*supposedly our ancestors had a chewing muscle attached there (like modern gorillas and orangutans). Apparently it happens 1/100 people or so IIRC.

And it's better for keeping the monocle in place

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 07, 2012, 09:40:42 PM
In the back of my head?

Last I don't use my monocle while sleeping Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 07, 2012, 10:03:31 PM
Oh, I thought you were talking about Supraorbital ridges

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 07, 2012, 10:04:04 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 07, 2012, 04:41:25 PM
Not sure. Experiments have shown that a well-dressed Neanderthal (modern human with lots of prostethic makeup) can walk among us without getting noticed as unusual.

Might notice the muscles when up close and personal.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 07, 2012, 10:08:04 PM
even well-dressed people can be bodybuilding

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 07, 2012, 10:59:36 PM
This conversation is building.

Last but where to? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 07, 2012, 11:01:33 PM
What does it matter while it lasts?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 08, 2012, 02:09:23 AM
Which lived longer, sapiens or derthals?

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 08, 2012, 11:34:54 AM
As a species? By now I think we. Btw, thals were also sapiens but only as middle name. As individuals? No idea. And given the high infant mortality one had to be careful about the definition. I'd think (without looking for data, pure gut) that under similar circumstances thal babies would have slightly better chances of surviving the critical first phase but it would even out later.

Last I'll see, if I can find something Post

Edit: I looked it up. Current estimates (on an admittedly slim data base) say that both early hss and hsn had similiar life expectancy. In both species the probability to survive beyond 40 was about 14%.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 08, 2012, 02:15:58 PM
I read an article that claimed that the advantage of Cro-magnon's was that more individuals were able to surpass the 40yo barrier, and speculated that the riskier way of life of the Neanderthals was the leading cause of them dying sooner. As you have more 'survivors' the knowledge of your culture survives longer giving an advantage.

Last not so smart to take the bull by the horns Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 08, 2012, 02:46:20 PM
This seems to have been a popular theory until recently. But as said bone statistics seem to belie that.
And one thing is clear, the youngest (and thus latest in the species) finds of Neanderthals were in areas where our ancestors had not yet reached and where the settling had taken place long before (i.e. not refugees).
I think still in the race are the theories that 'We' very slowly outbred them over millennia* and 'they' in the end fell victim to the natural fluctuation in population without any aggression on 'our' side and the related one that repeated climate change drove up the fluctuations which gave our slightly superior ancestors the edge.
Something interesting I heard just recently. Although hsn buried his dead, the custom to add grave goods seems only to occur where he was in contact with hss, so it can be assumed that he took that idea up from hss.

Last had hsn won, we would lack King Tut's pretty things Post

*Let's say 101 hss were born for every 100 hsn. Then after 500 generations the hss:hsn would be 145:1. On a much shorter timescale we can see it in red squirrels losing to gray squirrels in the UK (I am not aware of any gray extermination campaigns against their red cousins).
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 08, 2012, 02:53:20 PM
I read that article in a recent (this past year) scientific american, they didn't claim an overwhelming survival rate after forty for HSS but they explained that one or two individuals per clan surpassing the age of 40 would've made a drastic difference.

Last when I have a chance I'll look for the actual article Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 08, 2012, 03:07:29 PM
In any case, the census data in those times was less precise than we have today and the margin that would have an effect over millenia would be within the error margin (see my 101:100 example).

Last btw, in China the theory is popular that the Chinese descended from neither Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 08, 2012, 08:37:17 PM
The Chinese think themselves a different species to us?

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 08, 2012, 08:44:15 PM
Some Chinese professors seem to do (I think the one in the BBC series (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Incredible-Human-Journey-DVD/dp/B001V7P2UE/ref=sr_1_2?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1352407355&sr=1-2) about the human migration out of Africa was genuine).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 09, 2012, 06:10:42 PM
No Denisovan DNA on the classic Han IIRC.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/37/Map-of-human-migrations.jpg/400px-Map-of-human-migrations.jpg)
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 09, 2012, 09:04:07 PM
One would of course have to discuss, whether party functionaries have different DNA (or maybe only RNA)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 09, 2012, 09:55:11 PM
The sense of superiority is a common element in all elites.

Last something about justifying why they are there Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 09, 2012, 10:03:16 PM
Well, in pious circles it is: I am more humble than thou, so humble yourself before me!

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 10, 2012, 03:58:19 AM
Don't know about DNA, but their finances mark them out as different.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 10, 2012, 04:03:46 AM
If your account balance is superior so are you.

Last and some of us are negative peoples Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 10, 2012, 04:14:15 AM
Negative? Surely that means you owe money? Surely not! How could that ever happen?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 10, 2012, 04:16:15 AM
Hey, I owe to the bank more than my flat is worth.

Last but the mortgage is cheaper than a rent for an equivalent space Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 10, 2012, 10:11:02 AM
But if you owed the bank a few billions, you'd be superior again.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 10, 2012, 05:01:37 PM
Last but how many millions would I have hidden in tax shelters? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 10, 2012, 05:29:32 PM
That's a thing your obligatory Blind Trust would naturally handle for you

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 10, 2012, 08:12:53 PM
Last those which are blind for the tax revenue authorities? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 10, 2012, 10:06:09 PM
At least one can shift the blame to them when the IRS (or local equivalent) has the audacity to audit.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 10, 2012, 10:49:21 PM
They're not supposed to touch those accounts!

Last how dare they?! Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 10, 2012, 11:52:20 PM
My sleeper account is faulty.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 11, 2012, 12:06:49 AM
And the hovercrafts may be full of eels

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 11, 2012, 12:31:18 AM
Electric eels, of course.

Last how else do you think they power the thing? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 11, 2012, 12:42:47 AM
With blowfish of course

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 11, 2012, 02:06:21 AM
Last don't let it explode Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 11, 2012, 02:09:34 AM
It's the victim not the fish that goes up

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 11, 2012, 02:11:45 AM
Last first it goes up, and after it goes down Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 11, 2012, 02:21:59 AM
at least the pieces when not carried away

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 11, 2012, 05:41:14 AM
Don't forget the bottom feeders.

Last who would've thought them in such high places Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 11, 2012, 09:19:10 AM
As above so below

Last ancient esoteric dictum Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 11, 2012, 02:06:14 PM
Something about the alpha and omega.

Last in the end is the same guy in both places Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 11, 2012, 02:15:33 PM
places or palaces?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 11, 2012, 04:02:33 PM
Hell is a palace for the sadistic

Last I bet god spends most of his time there Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 11, 2012, 04:06:25 PM
He seems more like a hands-off guy

Last in both senses of the word Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 11, 2012, 06:22:43 PM
If the guy exists I he is either sadistic or not concerned.

Last I'm inclined for sadistic Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 11, 2012, 07:02:05 PM
The old Hebrews assumed that both good and bad came from G*d. The devil was a late add-on and started as a member of the divine court (cf. Hiob).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 12, 2012, 12:32:53 AM
I insist: there is no devil.

Last only a sadistic god Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 12, 2012, 12:42:21 AM
I'd actually put a higher probability on some kind of devil than an omnipotent G*d.
Last p(Nyarlathotep) > p(Jahwe) Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 12, 2012, 01:23:23 AM
Last godless Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 12, 2012, 01:27:19 AM
I am not sure that actual faith is formally part of the papal job description

Last so a pope may be godless as long as he is on paper a Catholic Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 12, 2012, 01:41:44 AM
I agree that you don't need a god in order to have demons.

Last my only contention is that what we call god is just one of them Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 12, 2012, 01:47:38 AM
Well, demons are naturally competitive

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 12, 2012, 03:14:27 AM
They rotate!

Last that actually makes a lot of sense! Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 12, 2012, 03:58:07 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 12, 2012, 03:14:27 AM
They rotate!

What? Like in The Exorcist?

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 12, 2012, 11:07:33 AM
Demons are natual spin masters

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 12, 2012, 03:07:22 PM
Last mixing truths with lies and all that Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 12, 2012, 03:09:23 PM
That's the most potent mix

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 12, 2012, 04:22:33 PM
Last and the most frequent Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 12, 2012, 06:55:33 PM
But not everyone knows the methods of proper mixing

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 12, 2012, 07:04:57 PM
First take 24 eggs

Last Mrs Beaton Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 12, 2012, 07:08:22 PM
Then let them rot in an airtight vessel

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 12, 2012, 10:26:36 PM
But paint it with colorful detail on it's exterior.

Last inviting to open it Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 12, 2012, 10:31:03 PM
Not before the roting process is completed

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 13, 2012, 12:08:33 AM
The irony is that the stench is an undesired byproduct of said individuals' handling.

Last one they try to hide at all costs Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 13, 2012, 12:16:36 AM
Who says the stench is undesired? In order to maximize it, the rotting must be as complete as possible.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 13, 2012, 04:33:57 AM
While I imagine the psychopaths enjoy the reaction to the stench I doubt they enjoy being associated with it.

Last all of them actively try to hide it to keep doing the rotten thing for as long as possible Post
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Post by: Aggie on November 13, 2012, 06:48:18 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 12, 2012, 12:32:53 AM
I insist: there is no devil.

Last only a sadistic god Post

See signature. ::)

Last Tom! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 13, 2012, 09:34:09 AM
Once the stench is ovewhelming the victim will not have time to think about the origin.
Lethal concentrations of H2S allegedly (it says so in a reputable chemical encyclopedia) smell like chocolate.

Last I wonder who found that out Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 13, 2012, 12:14:29 PM
You don't need to die inhaling it to sample the smell.

Last so Aggie, does god behave in the same way bad alcoholics do while drunk? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 13, 2012, 12:24:51 PM
We were talking lethal here ;)

There have been several cases of scientists who knew they got lethal levels of something and took their last breaths to write it down for posterity.

Last auto-Rugens so to speak Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 13, 2012, 03:58:48 PM
But if that is the case wouldn't it be a delirious testimony?

Last someone smelled chocolate because that's what (s)he wanted to smell before dying? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 13, 2012, 04:22:18 PM
I do not know whether H2S was such a case, phosgene definitely was. Phosgene has the 'advantage' to act slowly and only after a hiatus of a few hours. The main problem would be to keep all the sputum from spoiling the manuscript. Posion gas developers always live with the risk to get a lungful of their own stuff and are thus usually prepared. Carl Duisberg even promoted the effect a tiny amount of some of his products had on his own health to boost his sales to the German (WW1) miltary.
A curious case was Scheele's discovery of hydrogen cyanide (Blausäure). His discovery should have killed him but instead he gave a vivid description of this interesting substance (esp. its smell) and lived for some ore years (killed primarily by the unhealthy microclimate in his lab with constant changes from cold-wet to hot-dry and back).

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 13, 2012, 04:40:07 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 13, 2012, 04:22:18 PMThe main problem would be to keep all the sputum from spoiling the manuscript.

From spitting on the pen?

Last quills at dawn Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 13, 2012, 04:55:35 PM
Foaming at the mouth and (non-lustful) drooling.

Last coughing may also inhibit clean writing Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 13, 2012, 05:08:34 PM
Last vanishing writing Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 13, 2012, 06:58:44 PM
That could happen in the case of chlorine

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 13, 2012, 07:19:59 PM
Last even using lemon juice? :P Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 13, 2012, 07:22:10 PM
Depends on the ink (and to a degree the paper).

Writing with hydrofluoric acid on glass may prevent chlrone bleaching

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 13, 2012, 07:24:17 PM
Last how about chalk on a board? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 13, 2012, 07:45:15 PM
That would actually depend on the composition of the 'chalk' (e.g carbonate or sulfate rich). If it is coloured, the next question would be with what kind of pigments. Organic colours would likely bleach.
The chalkboard itself should be resistant.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 13, 2012, 08:24:39 PM
But are we talking about serious amounts of chlorine in the room condensating on the walls?

Last way past lethal Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 13, 2012, 08:29:43 PM
In order to condensate it would have to be quite cold or the pressure high.

Last liquid chlorine is nasty stuff Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 13, 2012, 09:23:26 PM
If not how would the chlorine attack the chalk?

Last I'm not a chemist Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 13, 2012, 09:36:15 PM
Chlorine plus chalk equals bleach.

Technically it would be wet chlorine plus lime. Wet does not mean liquid but chlorine containing a bit of water. It is far more aggressive than dry chlorine.

But your typical chalkboard chalk is not gypsum or limestone anymore but MgO (magnesium oxide) which under normal circumstances will not much react with anything. But as said the chlorine would still likely bleach any dye mixed into the chalk because it is likely to be organic.

Now for something seemingly completely different (unless you know that toxic is derived from toxon = (shooting) bow): A girl shooting a bow

[youtube=425,350]1o9RGnujlkI[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o9RGnujlkI

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 13, 2012, 09:45:24 PM
In 'non-soviet' Russia girls know their archery?

Last about 1.5 seconds per arrow, and pretty much on the mark Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 13, 2012, 10:05:12 PM
Technique for close combat (and obviously with a rather weak bow). From what I get from some other videos in that channel different techniques are used for long distance rapid fire that sacrifice a bit of speed for increased accuracy. In some of the other videos there are also over the should shots (as would be used by horse archers).
Makes 'hail of arrows' a lot more believable.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 13, 2012, 11:23:17 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 13, 2012, 08:29:43 PM
In order to condensate it would have to be quite cold or the pressure high.

Chalkboards on an Airplane? (safer than snakes?).

Last isn't hail of arrows just lots and lots of massed archers? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 13, 2012, 11:53:41 PM
Yes but one can do with far fewer archers and more oncentrated fire, if the rate is high enough.
Surprisingly the Mongols were usually vasty outnumbered but made up for it with rapid fire (while moving fast).
We know quite well how many men were in an actual Mongol army but the reports of their victims tended to exaggerate them often by an order of magnitude.

The limiting factor is usually the supply of arrows. Estimates are that the Mongols did about 10 arows per minute (aimed shots). 60 arrows were about the maximum to carry into battle (on horeseback). You can do the math how quickly they would exhaust their ammo and then it was in with sword and lance.
But still, a large Mongol host of six tumen (á 10,000 men) would bring up to 3.6 million arrows onto a battlefield (that would be more than 100 tons in weight btw). Afterwards they would spend significant time to collect as many as possible from the field to be reused and wait for the next waggon track with new ones.

Last homemade pincushions Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 14, 2012, 01:26:17 AM
Wait a sec, 10.000 men carrying 60 arrows each mean 600.000 arrows.

Last or am I missing something? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 14, 2012, 01:52:16 AM
Each tumen had 10000 men. Six tumen are therefore 60K. This times 60 are 3.6M.
But I think most of the time they would carry only 30. Arrows can be rather bulky and as said, supply was often a problem. Your local medieval ammo shop would have some difficulty to fill orders of millions of arrows to be spent in a few mad minutes.

Btw, it simply sounds ridiculous with how little (artillery) ammo all involved powers went into WW1. Even at a leasurly rate of fire, they could have used it up in a single afternoon. There were times in that war that cannons were allowed to fire only once or twice a day because all stocks were essentially exhausted.
On the other hand the Americans, in the preparation for one of their first major attacks, fired in a few hours more shells at the German trenches than were spent in the whole battle of Verdun that took several months. The following attack became the inevitable massacre...of the Americans. Rarely was such effort made with so little effect.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 14, 2012, 02:12:14 AM
There is a culture of waste on this side of the pond.

Last and generals are frequently wasteful with soldiers Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 14, 2012, 02:16:16 AM
Send in the redshirts!

Last old military maxim Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 14, 2012, 02:24:55 AM
Last Roman generals watched StarTrek Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 14, 2012, 03:43:50 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 14, 2012, 02:24:55 AM
Last Roman generals watched StarTrek Post
But did they use 3D glasses?

Last never mind all that, my fourth cousin once removed, is in the French Foreign Legion, my family is well protected Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 14, 2012, 10:47:54 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 14, 2012, 02:24:55 AM
Last Roman generals watched StarTrek Post

Unfortunately for them one day the Germanic redshirts realized that there was a better way and took over.

Last the generals should have avoided sending redshirts against related redshirts Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 14, 2012, 12:57:51 PM
Actually, I think all this quoting previous posts in this thread should be disallowed. It's not quite the thing.

Last instructions for the Last Post Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 14, 2012, 01:03:10 PM
May I quote you on that in my next Llast Post?
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 14, 2012, 01:06:47 PM
Only if you learn how to spell the Last Post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 14, 2012, 01:14:03 PM
Oh Wellsh, May bee isle dhu set.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 14, 2012, 01:35:43 PM
To quote the quote you're quoting:
Quote from: Griffin NoName on November 14, 2012, 12:57:51 PM
It's not quite the thing.

Last you can take our posts but Not. Our. Freeeedoooom!!!!!! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 14, 2012, 02:25:44 PM
Quote the Last Post Nevermore
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 14, 2012, 04:36:46 PM
Quote`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! -
Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted -
On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore -
Is there - is there balm in Gilead? - tell me - tell me, I implore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

Last once more Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 14, 2012, 06:21:47 PM
Last tolerance stretched to the limit Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 14, 2012, 06:32:07 PM
Last am I truly trying you? :-\ Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 14, 2012, 06:39:19 PM
Last can I quote you on that? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 14, 2012, 07:39:37 PM
Will quoters get squashed?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 15, 2012, 01:36:08 AM
More likely to be marrowed.

Last vegetable Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 15, 2012, 01:49:56 AM
Or sent through the mangler

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 15, 2012, 04:49:47 PM
Weren't mangles mentioned in xmas carols?

Last or was it wranglers? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 15, 2012, 08:22:28 PM
In Cthulhufied carols definitely.

Last away in a mangler Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 16, 2012, 03:23:16 AM
Last they definitively mangled the date Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 16, 2012, 08:56:10 AM
dates get squashed not mangled

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 16, 2012, 12:28:48 PM
Last they certainly squashed the opposition Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 16, 2012, 12:45:16 PM
Dates dropping from the tree cause less damage than coconuts though.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 16, 2012, 01:51:40 PM
Last those are killer nuts Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 16, 2012, 02:11:40 PM
Other nuts are mores subtle and use poison instead of raw force

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 16, 2012, 04:52:41 PM
But then you have to eat a lot of them.

Last selenium poisoning Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 16, 2012, 05:09:23 PM
You better not try nux vomica even in small quantities and I'd be careful with raw cashew nuts.
Not to forget that nuts can easily attract fungi that produce aflatoxins (the strongest carcinogens known to man and by themselves pretty strong if slow poisons. Say adios to your liver).

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Post by: Aggie on November 16, 2012, 05:55:55 PM
Also, peanuts (known for aflatoxin contamination) are often heavily saturated with organochlorine compounds and other pesticides.

Last I'll stick to tetrodotoxin-laced foods, certain varieties are very tasty Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 16, 2012, 06:03:48 PM
Sounds like I should stop eating snacks.

Last scary Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 16, 2012, 06:05:47 PM
Or if you are allergic to peanuts...

Last anaphylactic shock Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 16, 2012, 06:06:02 PM
Quote from: Aggie on November 16, 2012, 05:55:55 PM
Last I'll stick to tetrodotoxin-laced foods, certain varieties are very tasty Post

As a saying in Japan goes "I want to eat fugu but I also want to live", synonymous for "I am undecided/unable to make decisions"

Quote from: Griffin NoName on November 16, 2012, 06:03:48 PM
Sounds like I should stop eating snacks.

Let's not even start about beans

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Post by: Aggie on November 16, 2012, 06:13:22 PM
What's wrong with beans, are you favist?

Last lots of toxic beans Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 16, 2012, 06:18:23 PM
More fauvist

Last not to be confused with bovist (puffball) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 16, 2012, 06:22:44 PM
Last I want magic beans Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 16, 2012, 06:26:10 PM
All'll be okay,Jack

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 16, 2012, 06:41:51 PM
Last no it won't Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 16, 2012, 06:50:58 PM
Well, otherwise the jackhammer will come out

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 16, 2012, 06:52:04 PM
Why not the jackrabbit?

Last or the jackalope? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 16, 2012, 06:55:33 PM
Too soft

Last but a jackass may be an alternative Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 16, 2012, 07:03:07 PM
Don't confuse an ass with a mule.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 16, 2012, 07:06:13 PM
They have 50% in common

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 16, 2012, 09:14:32 PM
Actually, I imagine that the genetic overlap must be above 90%.

Last just considering the missing chromosome it would be 98.5% Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 16, 2012, 09:30:01 PM
I was just looking for parentage

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 16, 2012, 10:20:16 PM
Parents can't be trusted

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 16, 2012, 10:45:21 PM
That's covered by anti-trust laws

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 17, 2012, 03:12:22 AM
Do they have lawyers in Donkeyland?

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 17, 2012, 09:03:40 AM
Imported from Dorkyland next door, I presume

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 18, 2012, 06:18:19 AM
Last the Law offices of Donkey, Kong & Associates Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 18, 2012, 09:42:04 AM
Monkey, donkey and junkie

Last not rhyming according to the rhyme dictionary Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 18, 2012, 07:40:24 PM
Last no rhyme or reason indeed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 18, 2012, 07:45:46 PM
Why should a stoned simian not ride an ass?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 18, 2012, 07:50:14 PM
Stoners ride the wave, dude!

Last surfin' Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 18, 2012, 07:56:46 PM
If the donkey was stoned too, it would likely wave or at least waver.

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Post by: Roland Deschain on November 18, 2012, 08:01:27 PM
I've been saving up for a while now, and rather politely allowing others to take care of the little darling, but I feel that it's finally time to take what rightfully belongs to me.

Last it belongs to me now, muahahahahahahahahahahaha Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 18, 2012, 08:03:48 PM
That's an old trick.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 18, 2012, 08:12:52 PM
And it's tied to a stoned donkey ridden by an even more stoned monkey.

Last so beware if not a junkie bu a flunky Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 18, 2012, 08:28:30 PM
We are nearly back at the vestle with the pestle.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 18, 2012, 08:35:46 PM
And I still have to watch that movie despite the DVD being less than a meter away.

Last Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 18, 2012, 08:44:13 PM
I havve too many movies to watch, and keep recording more.

Last subsumed Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 18, 2012, 08:51:41 PM
I also would need weeks if not months (watching 24/7) to just get the backlog done.

And now for somethin completely different: A Cthulhu cake
(http://www.cakewrecks.com/storage/thumbnails/10710906-20779567-thumbnail.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1351403140979)
http://www.cakewrecks.com/storage/thumbnails/10710906-20779567-thumbnail.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1351403140979

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Edit: And His lovechild with Hello Kitty
(http://www.cakewrecks.com/storage/thumbnails/10710906-20621239-thumbnail.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1350183575609)
http://www.cakewrecks.com/storage/thumbnails/10710906-20621239-thumbnail.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1350183575609
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 18, 2012, 09:38:37 PM
Editing the Last Post

is like cheating
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 18, 2012, 09:47:12 PM
Well, still better than doubleposting.
Apart from that, it was still unanswered.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 18, 2012, 10:42:02 PM
Doubleposting is the greater sin. Agreed.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 18, 2012, 10:52:08 PM
But to quote Luther: pecca fortiter

Last if you can't avoid to sin, be forthright about it Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 19, 2012, 04:26:41 AM
Last hate the sin love the sinner Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 19, 2012, 05:00:24 AM
separating the person from the sin may be hard - admit to having used this logic on one of my son's once - love you lots little one but i hate your behaviour eating all the sweets whcih were on the top shelf not knowing you could climb up  there - was a favourite of mine - not sure the child ever quite understood what I was on about except th==he did realise he had displeased me specifically both by climbing and eating - poor sods, children don't have much fun

Last spare the rod Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 19, 2012, 10:36:41 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on November 19, 2012, 05:00:24 AM
Last spare the rod Post

Last use it on lightning Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 19, 2012, 04:22:06 PM
Light them on fire!

Last in for a penny... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 19, 2012, 09:17:21 PM
Why let a good rod go up in smoke?

Last only when it already starts to rot Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 19, 2012, 09:20:04 PM
Guy Fawkes passed.

LAst PosT
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 19, 2012, 09:21:33 PM
on his way to where (or what exam)? ;)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 19, 2012, 09:22:19 PM
Remember, Remember

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 19, 2012, 09:23:01 PM
Wasn't that dismember?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Roland Deschain on November 19, 2012, 09:27:48 PM
Remember, remember, the fish sauce in splendour. Parsley, bread, and milk.

Last love the sin, hate the sinner Post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 20, 2012, 12:35:48 AM
loves-in hates-inn er

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 20, 2012, 01:58:29 AM
Shouldn't that be love-in.

Last Elysian Park Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 20, 2012, 10:11:16 AM
Never drop the sinful s, just soften it.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 20, 2012, 02:31:59 PM
Moto of SiN industries?

Last sinclair Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 20, 2012, 06:15:06 PM
I thought that stood for Strength in Numbers

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 20, 2012, 08:50:37 PM
Plenty of sinners so there is strength there.

Last SiN is a video game Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 20, 2012, 11:55:17 PM
Lots of sinful games out there

Last in German sinnvoll means making sense or reasonable Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 21, 2012, 01:51:10 AM
Last that actually makes a lot of sense :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 21, 2012, 01:54:40 AM
Well, according to the religious nuts anything reasonable must be extremly sinful.

Last almost as much as anything fun Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 21, 2012, 03:01:38 AM
Last everything I like is illegal, immoral or fattening Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 21, 2012, 03:24:38 AM
That I doubt

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 21, 2012, 04:01:19 AM
Ok, I forgot subversive.

Last that should cover all bases Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 21, 2012, 05:13:38 AM
Last base=sinful Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 21, 2012, 09:41:16 AM
But that would make acid virtuous

Last well, many believe that St.John was on stuff when he wrote Revelations Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 21, 2012, 01:12:45 PM
That was one proverbial bad trip.

Last or was it mushrooms? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 21, 2012, 01:36:30 PM
The Ron Hubbard of his time

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 21, 2012, 03:21:13 PM
Why the fascination with crazy people?

Last and specially the schizophrenic ones Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 21, 2012, 03:37:44 PM
They are often entertaining

Last as are car wrecks Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 21, 2012, 03:46:53 PM
The problem is that their casualties are significantly larger than train wrecks.

Last or the sinking of transatlantic boats Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 21, 2012, 03:55:36 PM
Always a question of visibility.
3000 people stepping on land mines in sequence becomes boring quickly (esp. when repeated every year). The same number dying in a big conflagration with tumbling skyscrapers is a quota hit.

Last my bet is one would also get more than enough volunteers for a 100% reenactment of Titanic provided there are enough cameras Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 21, 2012, 06:08:01 PM
George Carlin's last routine suggested a new cable All Suicide Channel.

Last and with enough incentives there would be plenty of volunteers Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 21, 2012, 08:10:19 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 21, 2012, 09:41:16 AM
Last well, many believe that St.John was on stuff when he wrote Revelations Post

stuff presumably was St.John's Wort.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 22, 2012, 01:22:03 AM
More likely fly agaric. Patmos (where he is believed to have written the book) was a hub for the trade with that stuff.

Last Greece had exported this particular drug to Persia for centuries already Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 24, 2012, 05:03:20 AM
Last so now we'll excuse him because he was high as a kite? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 24, 2012, 10:12:54 AM
Unfortunately writing under the influence (WUI) was not a felony (not even a misdemeanor) at the time.
And looking at other Apokrypha we got off lightly with this one.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 24, 2012, 09:16:32 PM
Mostly, when I flew kites, they trailed along the gorund.

LsatPsot
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Roland Deschain on November 24, 2012, 09:45:18 PM
St. John definitely liked his mushrooms, as Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman told me so in Good Omens, so it must be true. He (John) has an awful lot to answer for.

Last mushrooms areso much fun! Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 24, 2012, 09:50:46 PM
But keep away from Amanita

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 25, 2012, 02:45:38 AM
Is that a mix of amethyst with tanzanite?

Last or perhaps moissanite? :P Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 25, 2012, 09:27:13 AM
(http://www.neckarkiesel.de/img/97-knollenblaetterpilz-2-2.gif)
http://www.neckarkiesel.de/img/97-knollenblaetterpilz-2-2.gif

Last (Amanita phalloides) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanita_phalloides) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 25, 2012, 02:34:58 PM
Last a precious fungus? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 25, 2012, 02:36:54 PM
Good enough for popes and emperors

Last always have a spare liver at hand Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 25, 2012, 10:27:08 PM
Emporer's lackeys wear livery.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 25, 2012, 10:31:19 PM
Not a good antidote though, only the inner thing will do.

Potentates should choose their lackeys with an eye on cellular compatibility, so replacement organs etc. alre always at hand (or foot)
Another pope died because the doctors did not know to check the blood types of the (likely not overly willing) donors.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 26, 2012, 05:53:12 AM
Last one would think their deity would protect them Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 26, 2012, 10:35:19 AM
Why should he? They are always easily replaced.

Last Post

Edit: Nice morsel I found in a comment thread on another blog:
Quote
My state Washington passed an initiative legalizing marijuana on the same day that we passed an initative legalizing gay marriage. Shortly after that this message appeared on my facebook feed:

Leviticus 20:13 "if a man lays down with another man he should be stoned". Apparently we have been interpeting the Bible wrong for many years.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 26, 2012, 08:34:45 PM
Last let the stoners be Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 26, 2012, 11:19:42 PM
The Rolling Stones played London last night.

Lsat Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 27, 2012, 02:37:30 AM
Last London Calling :P Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 27, 2012, 03:25:26 AM
Last apparently it was a blast Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 27, 2012, 03:34:36 AM
Last hopefully not a terror one Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 27, 2012, 10:59:39 AM
Fo no apparent reason I try to imagine Mick Jagger playing a harp.

Last are there electric harps? Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on November 27, 2012, 12:00:32 PM
Jagger is unlikely to ascend to the harping department.

Last more your pitchforks and furnaces post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 27, 2012, 12:59:00 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 27, 2012, 10:59:39 AM
are there electric harps?
Of course, both chromatic & diatonic, fully electric (no resonance cage), electro acoustic and MIDI.

Last with electric instruments you'll find even clavinets (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clavinet) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 27, 2012, 05:10:24 PM
Well, pianos were early and obvious objects for electrification.

Last and some early telegraphs used a piano keyboard Post

Edit:
Quote from: Sibling DavidH on November 27, 2012, 12:00:32 PM
Jagger is unlikely to ascend to the harping department.
Last more your pitchforks and furnaces post

Down there is is pipes and fiddles
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 27, 2012, 06:13:43 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 27, 2012, 12:59:00 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 27, 2012, 10:59:39 AM
are there electric harps?
Of course, both chromatic & diatonic, fully electric (no resonance cage), electro acoustic and MIDI.

Last with electric instruments you'll find even clavinets (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clavinet) Post

Last eclectic Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 27, 2012, 06:39:03 PM
Maybe even syncretistic

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 27, 2012, 07:14:03 PM
Last some synchronicity perhaps? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 27, 2012, 07:26:26 PM
We can't have harmony, that would be the death of rock music.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 27, 2012, 07:28:25 PM
It was the death of it when it become to sophisticated for the laymen ears.

Last pity Post
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Post by: Aggie on November 27, 2012, 08:04:59 PM
Stagnation, anyways. Cue the rise of Nickleback.

Last at least our indie rock is better than our export crud Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 27, 2012, 08:30:45 PM
Isn't metal what rock once was? ;)

Last interestingly plastic preceded metal as far as music is concerned Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 27, 2012, 08:51:34 PM
Freaked by Aggie changing avatar.

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Post by: Aggie on November 27, 2012, 08:54:47 PM
That's an actual photo of myself, taken by a friend.

Last funky photo options on his new camera Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 27, 2012, 09:28:26 PM
For a moment I thought it was Robert Carlyle.

Last never Rush Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 27, 2012, 09:29:26 PM
It is hip, it's a trip, it's a nightmare in pink...

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 27, 2012, 09:30:52 PM
I like the pink and black.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 27, 2012, 09:42:32 PM
Last a Victoria Secret's fan? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 27, 2012, 09:47:21 PM
Even Granny Weatherwax wore a pink dress once.

unfortunately the related image is a b/w sketch
(http://c252289.r89.cf3.rackcdn.com/157813.jpg)
http://c252289.r89.cf3.rackcdn.com/157813.jpg

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 27, 2012, 09:52:41 PM
Last perhaps she is the one behind the business Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 27, 2012, 10:00:18 PM
I think frilly underwear would fall into Nanny Ogg's domain (who can do very well without).

On the other hand Granny sold powerful aphrodisiacs in Equal Rites and recommended 'light' clothing for users. She did not sell the latter.
She was on very good terms with the ladies of negotiable affection in the same book and at the times of Masquerade she was still well received by them.
They may have an agreement about covering different but related market segments.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 27, 2012, 11:26:54 PM
Last as usual you sell what you can Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 27, 2012, 11:37:02 PM
In a can if possible

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Post by: Aggie on November 27, 2012, 11:41:22 PM
I would figure that there was an option for different colours, but it hasn't been sussed out yet.

Last so pink it is, although it's an easy edit Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 27, 2012, 11:46:42 PM
Are animated gifs possible as avatars here?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 28, 2012, 01:04:56 AM
I imagine is possible.

Last but I don't have an animated gif handy to test Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 28, 2012, 01:13:51 AM
Aggie could try and have the avatar change colour cyclically.

I imagine sounds so like another Apple product

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 28, 2012, 01:18:57 AM
Do it fast and it would look like a convulsion inducing Sony product...

Last no innocent products Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 28, 2012, 01:26:18 AM
The inn-0-cent must be the cheapest speakeasy in town

Last are you anti-duct? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 28, 2012, 04:18:08 AM
Doesn't Aphos's jaw go up and down?

Last too lazy to go look Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 28, 2012, 09:14:32 AM
That is the main movement of jaws. Sideways is rather limited.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 28, 2012, 01:03:05 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 27, 2012, 11:46:42 PM
Are animated gifs possible as avatars here?

Quote from: Griffin NoName on November 28, 2012, 04:18:08 AM
Doesn't Aphos's jaw go up and down?

It does, I just checked, so YES animated gifs as avatars are allowed.

However, animated avatars can become a visual nuisance if too many of them, as can constantly moving smilies. This forum has always been ok compared to some others which give me a headache.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 28, 2012, 05:37:08 PM
Last so you don't like moving avatars? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 28, 2012, 07:29:02 PM
Psychedelic yes, psychotropic no :mrgreen:

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 28, 2012, 09:02:43 PM
Last 'shrooms on the avatar? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 28, 2012, 09:11:07 PM
which brings us back to amanita

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 29, 2012, 12:39:48 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 28, 2012, 05:37:08 PM
Last so you don't like moving avatars? Post

I find lots of flashing, rolling adverts, etc, very very annoying. Makes me seasick.

All depends how things move, how they are located near other moving stuff, colours, lots of stuff really. Hard to describe. I don't have a problem with Aphos' avatar or any of the animated smilies. 

A forum I use always has loadsa :hug:

Like :hug: :hug:  :hug: :hug:  :hug: :hug:  :hug: :hug:  :hug: :hug:  :hug: :hug:  :hug: :hug:  :hug: :hug:

Then the next post will be the same, and so on. Apart from being facile, it does not make nice viewing.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 29, 2012, 12:50:13 AM
Movement must be of the creative kind

:krabbie: :YaY: :krabbie: :axe: :krabbie: :YaY: :krabbie:

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 29, 2012, 02:20:11 AM
Last there are plenty of ways to be creative Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 29, 2012, 02:35:32 AM
But that was one of the easier ones.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 29, 2012, 02:48:20 AM
Last creative can be easy Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 29, 2012, 04:48:33 AM
I'm being creative: I'm claiming the Last Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 29, 2012, 09:17:10 AM
Put your claim in a clam and wave it.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 29, 2012, 07:05:24 PM
Waving clams is rude.

Last :-X Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 29, 2012, 08:01:32 PM
Clamming waves may be better.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 29, 2012, 08:18:57 PM
But the waves are so clammy.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 29, 2012, 10:18:52 PM
Last only if they're full of clams Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 29, 2012, 11:35:27 PM
Then they also make lots of clamor

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 30, 2012, 01:16:04 AM
Last The Silence of the Clams Post
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Post by: Bluenose on November 30, 2012, 03:28:46 AM
After the silence, there can only be the last New England clam chowder post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 30, 2012, 03:31:03 AM
Last there can only be one Post

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Post by: Bluenose on November 30, 2012, 03:51:17 AM
Last indeed and this is it post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 30, 2012, 09:28:29 AM
Custard's Last Post?
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Post by: Bluenose on November 30, 2012, 01:14:22 PM
Marie Antoinette's Last let them eat cake Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 30, 2012, 01:30:13 PM
Last not enough cake to go around Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 30, 2012, 01:41:20 PM
alles vekackt

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Post by: Roland Deschain on December 01, 2012, 02:47:28 PM
Es ist nicht alles im Arsch. <--- Thanks, Google, for that rather bizarre translation.

What it should say is - Es ist nicht alles gefickt.

Last now where's my cake! Post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 01, 2012, 03:09:10 PM
patted?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 01, 2012, 08:39:59 PM
The use of profanity is frowned upon, even if it's in German.

Last what if I start using profanity in Spanish? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 01, 2012, 08:48:06 PM
It would be very guttural, I presume.

Last Good swearing needs lots of gutturals and sibilants Post

Take this, starting at about 3:35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOCAZl0U4q8
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 01, 2012, 09:07:36 PM
That is classic German swearing/ranting.

Last romance languages tend to swear in a different, more high pitched way Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 01, 2012, 09:17:53 PM
I wonder how Finnish swearing sounds.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 01, 2012, 09:18:21 PM
Last I swear I know nothing about this swearing Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 02, 2012, 03:18:52 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on December 01, 2012, 09:17:53 PM
I wonder how Finnish swearing sounds.
I wonder how swearing in Dutch sounds...

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 02, 2012, 09:30:24 AM
There is a lot on youtube. Finns seem to swear a lot but it does not sound that impressive (too many vowels as expected) unless words with many 'r' are chosen.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 02, 2012, 11:43:26 PM
That reminds me of a Bulgarian cellist that told me once that in eastern Europe people cursed so much and so frequently that when they wanted to insult someone they had to become 'creative'.

Last another one for the masters bin: a degree in creative cursing Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 03, 2012, 12:16:29 AM
There are large volumes of swear words available at least in German.

Last e.g. a dictionary with 10.000 insults Post

And of course Bornemann's Sex im Volksmund - der obszöne Wortschatz der Deutschen (Sex in the vernacular - The obscene vocabulary of the German people). It even contains info about an obscene coin (the Coselgulden) minted by the Saxon elector to win a bet with his mistress.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 03, 2012, 01:19:09 AM
We don't have that many.

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 03, 2012, 01:24:13 AM
Those dictionaries of course also cover the past and different regions. Each dialect has its own words for the same thing.

Last on the other hand about any word can be used insultingly Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 03, 2012, 01:31:20 AM
For instance, I already know like 20 words in Spanish for the female sexual organ, depending on region or country.

Last but 10.000? That's way beyond creative Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 03, 2012, 01:34:46 AM
Not all swear words and insults are sexual.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 03, 2012, 02:35:20 AM
Of course not, but that was just a sample.

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 03, 2012, 09:57:42 AM
That's what dictionaries are for.

The combination of swear words is left to the user, you worthless piece of monkey spit.

Last ok,ok,ape Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 03, 2012, 03:50:21 PM
Last that one seemed quite tamed compared to what my Bulgarian friend said Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 03, 2012, 04:14:55 PM
It's a quote from Dilbert and in the US curses in (newspaper) print are restricted.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 03, 2012, 04:29:48 PM
Last ask George Carlin Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 03, 2012, 04:54:48 PM
And that is spoken not printed

Last in Firefly they avoided the problem by cursing in Mandarin Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 03, 2012, 04:56:28 PM
Last curses! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 04, 2012, 10:20:22 AM
In magical environments it is necessary to make a fine distinction between cursing and cussing.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 04, 2012, 03:57:17 PM
I can see the difference between calling somebody a cow and transforming her into one.

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 04, 2012, 08:20:07 PM
In the latter case there is a chance of milk ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 05, 2012, 01:47:58 AM
To get milk you don't need that big a transformation.

Last ever heard of wet nurses? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 05, 2012, 01:54:00 AM
Last ever seen a dry umbrella? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 05, 2012, 01:56:18 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on December 05, 2012, 01:54:00 AM
Last ever seen a dry umbrella? Post
That can get kinky quick.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 05, 2012, 04:32:12 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 05, 2012, 01:56:18 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on December 05, 2012, 01:54:00 AM
Last ever seen a dry umbrella? Post
That can get kinky quick.

Last :P Post

I don't think I should attempt to understand that.

Last unspoilt innocense Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 05, 2012, 05:08:39 AM
Incense, yes.

Last purify those naughty thoughts Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 05, 2012, 09:51:05 AM
What incendiary remarks

Last and nurses wear red crosses Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 05, 2012, 02:10:03 PM
It's to remind us the crusades.

Last moral authority Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 05, 2012, 02:18:33 PM
The crusades were a crucible

Last Kruzitürken!!! Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 05, 2012, 03:35:00 PM
Now you can do a cruise-ade.

Last open bar Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 05, 2012, 09:31:38 PM
I said Ade to cruises long ago.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 06, 2012, 12:09:57 AM
Last Adelaide? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 06, 2012, 12:17:33 AM
No, Ade (Ah-Deh) is a regional German version of Adieu (farewell)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 06, 2012, 12:23:31 AM
Last Mein Gott! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 06, 2012, 12:33:48 AM
That's Mondieu, monsieur

Last parbleu! Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 06, 2012, 03:05:26 AM
Pardieu!

Last or how it is translated to Spanish pardiez (couple ten  ::)) Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 06, 2012, 04:02:04 AM
I feel I need to stop this folie a deux.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 06, 2012, 07:12:23 AM
How exactly?

Last a menage a trois? :mrgreen: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 06, 2012, 09:00:17 AM
More a trio infernale

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 06, 2012, 06:18:43 PM
I think I've heard that piece somewhere.

[youtube=425,350]f8zwQ0obMAM[/youtube]

Last Ennio Morricone's Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 06, 2012, 07:12:48 PM
I love Morricone.

Lst Pst
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 06, 2012, 07:43:05 PM
How about Angelo Badalamenti?

Last those crazy Italians Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 06, 2012, 08:18:40 PM
Any relation to Rinaldo Talamonti (once Germany's favorite Italian)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 06, 2012, 09:16:36 PM
He is the composer of choice for David Lynch.

Last he even was a character in Mullholland Dr. Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 06, 2012, 09:27:15 PM
Engel, die mit den Alimenten in Rückstand sind, werden nicht geduldet.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 06, 2012, 09:55:30 PM
Catholics could think Calvinist too?

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 06, 2012, 10:13:02 PM
Do you imply I could be a Cathoholic?

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Post by: Roland Deschain on December 07, 2012, 04:00:06 AM
Last why do I never understand what on earth anyone is talking about in this thread? Post.
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 07, 2012, 05:02:54 AM
Quote from: Roland Deschain on December 07, 2012, 04:00:06 AM
Last why do I never understand what on earth anyone is talking about in this thread? Post.

Have you applied for the glossary?

Last dictionaries R Us Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 07, 2012, 09:16:07 AM
And to be here means to boldy defy logic.

Last and spelology Post
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Post by: Roland Deschain on December 07, 2012, 04:36:30 PM
Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep mini bong.

Last Not understanding things in this thread is a prerequisite for being here Post.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 07, 2012, 05:53:03 PM
There isn't much to understand, we may make an odd reference to this or that but it can quickly be about something else.

Last and now for something completely different Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 07, 2012, 05:55:24 PM
Last tried and trusted you never expect the spanish inquisition I find works well Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 07, 2012, 05:57:03 PM
Ever told you about the Inquisition Museum in Cartagena?

Last nobody expects that! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 07, 2012, 09:58:24 PM
Well, I would have expected it to be in a different city.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 07, 2012, 10:47:47 PM
I'm sure there is more than one.

Last that's the one I know Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 07, 2012, 11:00:38 PM
I hadn't enough time in Sevilla to look for one (the heat was torture enough).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 07, 2012, 11:30:51 PM
That's what the street shades are for.

Last or go in winter Post
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Post by: Roland Deschain on December 08, 2012, 05:20:06 PM
Last NI! Post.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 08, 2012, 05:39:09 PM
The knights are out at the moment.

Last please leave a message Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 08, 2012, 05:43:42 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 07, 2012, 11:30:51 PM
That's what the street shades are for.

Last or go in winter Post

It was autumn but still above 30°C. Sevilla is contender for hottest city in Europe and I had no choice about place and time. And the ways I had to go did not provide much in the way of shade. Fortunately I had enough clothes to change 2 or three times a day and the conference center had air conditioning.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 08, 2012, 06:28:50 PM
Look, average yearly high in South FL is 29C with the distinction that the humidity rarely goes below 80%.

Last the difference is that in Seville you feel fried while here you feel in a pressure cooker Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 08, 2012, 06:55:44 PM
The heat in Seville is not necessarily dry since a river and a large canal run through town. And there was one of the rare drizzels which did little to lower temperature but drove humidity up. Oh, and the hotel had to adhere to state-imposed temporary saving protocols (water and energy), so air conditioning in the hotel rooms was reduced (and would not lower T below 24°C).

Last btw, I have no intention to travel to the Southern US Post

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 08, 2012, 07:14:50 PM
South Florida is NOT The South, this is NOT Alabama or Mississippi, nor even Georgia, despite all the absurd news that come out of this place.

Last now, Northern Florida is a completely different thing Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 08, 2012, 07:25:44 PM
I was for once using Southern as a purely geographical term without political implications
And New York is also intolerably hot in the summer, I hear.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 08, 2012, 07:57:26 PM
I generally travel no further than the chemist.

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 08, 2012, 08:08:29 PM
Well, since I am a chemist you travel as far as me :mrgreen:

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 08, 2012, 08:49:50 PM
No. Gramatically, since you are the chemist, I travel no further than you do.

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 08, 2012, 09:47:13 PM
Yes but that leaves you still lots of room for travelling. 'No further than' implies at least similar distances.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 08, 2012, 09:59:42 PM
Sure. I could go round in circles.

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 08, 2012, 10:08:10 PM
Do that fast enough and you'll end up in Australia

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 08, 2012, 10:25:06 PM
That might help my sleep day-night reversal, and give me the opportunity to visit friends & family. But I feel dizzy enough just comtemplating it.

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 08, 2012, 10:31:53 PM
Or you could follow a loxodrome to the North Pole where it is currently dark all day round and then slide down the axis to the South Pole when you need to recharge your vitamin D.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 09, 2012, 12:22:59 AM
Travel by transatlantic boat.

Last without rough seas though Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 09, 2012, 12:29:48 AM
To avoid that it would have to be a U-boat (or a flying boat).

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 09, 2012, 02:23:26 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on December 08, 2012, 10:31:53 PM
Or you could follow a loxodrome to the North Pole where it is currently dark all day round and then slide down the axis to the

Does the pole through the centre of the earth between the two poles say Brighton Rock all the way through?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 09, 2012, 05:12:00 AM
Something related to The Fall in the latest incarnation of Total Recall?

Last that one went from London to Australia Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 09, 2012, 06:13:13 AM
Could be similar to the one me and my cousin dug in the back garden when we were about 4-5 years old.

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 09, 2012, 09:55:05 AM
Given that most children (at least in the West) try to dig either Transatlantic or antipodean tunnels it is a miracle that there are houses left standing because they should all disappear into the holes undermining them.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 09, 2012, 06:19:36 PM
Ours kept filling up with water.

Last Post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 09, 2012, 06:30:32 PM
So you channeled down to the Abzu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abzu)?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 09, 2012, 07:40:15 PM
I don't think religion came into it.

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 09, 2012, 07:47:57 PM
What do kids know about religion. Their expertise is in other fields

(http://www.cakewrecks.com/storage/thumbnails/10710906-21074792-thumbnail.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1353915515744)
http://www.cakewrecks.com/storage/thumbnails/10710906-21074792-thumbnail.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1353915515744

That seems to be genuine, it originally comes from here (http://www.grayflannelsuit.net/blog/retrotisements-marlboro-cigarettes)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 09, 2012, 08:08:14 PM
That baby can't afford another day with his mother.

Last better human sacrifices in the cenote (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cenote) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 09, 2012, 08:24:54 PM
I hear death by (proper) fire is actually less painful than drowning.

Last don't know about the compromise of boiling water Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 09, 2012, 10:17:38 PM
Are you in touch with the dead?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 09, 2012, 10:20:27 PM
Both cases involve asphyxia which by itself is a long and painful way to go.

Last a broken neck may be quite humane Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 10, 2012, 12:04:05 AM
Full heat kills quickly and (according to what I heard) the body shuts down even before that. Not talking a slow roast here. Drowning takes a while and the body struggles.

Sudden anoxia (removal of oxygen from the air, replacing it with inert gas) has a good reputation for a painless exit because unconsciousness occurs within seconds without the victim even noticing. Lots of lethal accidents have resulted from the latter.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 10, 2012, 02:43:36 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on December 10, 2012, 12:04:05 AM
Full heat kills quickly...
Well, to my knowledge what kills you on a fire (or pyre) is the smoke, which is painful to inhale. Heat OTOH... there is an execution technique used by drug barons that consists in hanging the victim by the feet, soak him with gasoline and ignite. Because smoke goes up there is no asphyxia, and the victim takes a few more minutes to die in complete agony.

Last so no, no heat for me, thx Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 10, 2012, 03:42:53 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on December 10, 2012, 12:04:05 AM
Sudden anoxia (removal of oxygen from the air, replacing it with inert gas) has a good reputation for a painless exit because unconsciousness occurs within seconds without the victim even noticing. Lots of lethal accidents have resulted from the latter.

Plastic bag over the head?

Last we have discussed this topic before Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 10, 2012, 04:03:07 AM
Bag over the head isn't pleasant.

Last but a mostly N2+CO2 atmosphere will be breathable normally so you would never notice Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 10, 2012, 04:08:45 AM
where can I buy inert gas?

Last I'm sure all mine is ert Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 10, 2012, 10:20:11 AM
Don't get any (not so) funny ideas!!! ::)

Helium should be easy to get since it is also used to fill balloons

---

In gasoline murders it is not the heat that kills but the destruction of the skin. The system shock (the actual cause of death) sets in only slowly that way.
Burning at the stake was an elaborate scheme where the length of the agony could be tightly controlled from close to instant to slow roast.
I do not say it is the ideal way to go (although jumping into a vat of molten steel or an active volacano has a certain style) but, if done properly, by far not the worst.
Cyanide is quick but (according to toxicologists) makes up for it by extreme discomfort in that short time.

Last with the 15 t weight you should be on the safe side Post

PS:I am serious about you not getting ideas!!!
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 10, 2012, 03:26:52 PM
With Helium it would certainly be funny.

Last perhaps too funny, can you carry on listening to your own voice that way? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 10, 2012, 04:09:17 PM
This mickeymousing can actually be quite dangerous because of potential unnoticed anoxia.
So after every draw of helium one should breathe again normal air or after just a few circulations your internal oxygen supply will run out and you will drop.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 10, 2012, 04:59:01 PM
I don't doubt it, but I'm sure the overwhelming majority of cases are accidental.

Last I have trouble imagining it as intentional Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 10, 2012, 05:06:20 PM
Well, those that use it for the final exit will likely do it silently.
Final words in that tone somehow spoil the effect

Last Why is the opposite so rarely done? With Xenon one would expect to speak at a lowered frequence* Post

*two reasons I guess: 1. xenon is expensive 2. iirc it works as a narcotic gas even at standard conditions

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 10, 2012, 05:22:11 PM
You can use sulfur hexafluoride.

Last but the last words thing gets silly regardless if the voice is too high or too low Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 10, 2012, 05:33:53 PM
A well-done deep voice with volume can be pretty dignified.
Problem is, few people that try the stuff try to talk dignified.

Last and the volume seems reduced Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 10, 2012, 06:36:55 PM
I suppose if one wanted to leave a parting message in a silly voice, a recorder could be left on (as one would be alone unless the friends/family agreed to be there).

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Post by: Aggie on December 10, 2012, 06:39:21 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 10, 2012, 04:03:07 AM
Bag over the head isn't pleasant.

Last but a mostly N2+CO2 atmosphere will be breathable normally so you would never notice Post

Lack of oxygen isn't very noticeable by the body, but an overabundance of CO2 is.  Best to stick with pure N2.

CO has always seemed like a reasonable method for an exit, but the usual methods of generation (exhaust from an internal combustion engine) is distasteful due to noise and odours. Japanese-style indoor barbecue parties :P are an option, but one that risks becoming a pyre.

No early exits, please.  I admit to having a certain knack for getting into potentially life-threatening situations, but do try to pack enough safety gear (and use sufficient hazard assessment techniques) to get back out of them.

Last don't leave the plug out of your boat when you are out in the middle of large lakes Post :P
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 10, 2012, 06:42:30 PM
I suspect buying He is easier than N2 (despite N2 being significantly cheaper).

Last and they even sell balloons at hospitals Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 10, 2012, 08:40:46 PM
Buying He is ungrammatical. Try buying Him.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 10, 2012, 08:59:24 PM
Last who do you want to buy? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 10, 2012, 09:17:27 PM
He who has a capital H. Of course.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 10, 2012, 09:26:22 PM
He is for sale to the highest bidder, although He shares His 'influence' among resellers.

Last can you pay His favors? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 10, 2012, 10:52:48 PM
Depends if He is my favourite.

Last He above all Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 10, 2012, 11:15:30 PM
Last I don't think He is doing you many favors Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 10, 2012, 11:19:08 PM
But does He come in many flavours?

Last who wants a tasteless exit? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 11, 2012, 01:20:00 AM
Oh, I think is clear that He comes in as many flavors as you me want Him to be.

Last also in many colors Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 11, 2012, 03:38:24 AM
UK for the British!

Last UKIP Post
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Post by: Aggie on December 11, 2012, 04:17:28 AM
Ayuh, send 'em all back there!

Last He comes with spaghetti, normally, but you can have linguine, fettuccine, penne or fusilli on request Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 11, 2012, 09:53:57 AM
Shouldn't He be It?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 11, 2012, 05:14:07 PM
Well He is noble and bubbly.

Last He may get offended Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 11, 2012, 07:35:24 PM
Yes but also cold and überflüssig*.

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*in German superfluid and superfluous are the same word
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 11, 2012, 07:52:22 PM
It is already taken by another creature : link (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_Children_and_It)

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 11, 2012, 08:06:59 PM
But what about the Id?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 11, 2012, 09:16:55 PM
Last He or Id? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 11, 2012, 10:02:04 PM
Last that Id (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Id_Software) spells our Doom (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doom_(video_game)) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 11, 2012, 11:33:46 PM
Id-iots are by their very nature doomb

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 12, 2012, 01:15:56 AM
We're all doomed, doomed I tell you.

Last LINK (http://www.bobbysimpson.org.uk/dad's_army.htm) Post


[youtube=425,350]Jvr6X054xLY[/youtube]
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 12, 2012, 01:33:31 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A5XOIMs6D0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olMc3PApALQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USHHQRodF88

(http://www.techinasia.com/techinasia/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/demotivation.jpeg)
http://www.techinasia.com/techinasia/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/demotivation.jpeg

Last quadrupledoom Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 12, 2012, 06:00:34 AM
Last something about the department of military intelligence? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 12, 2012, 10:14:00 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 12, 2012, 06:00:34 AM
Last something about the department of military intelligence? Post

Has someone revived the LPWB without telling me?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 12, 2012, 01:39:02 PM
Last not that I'm aware of Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 12, 2012, 02:00:06 PM
Doom we smell a conspiracy here?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 12, 2012, 05:54:03 PM
Last I thought Dom was Pieces cat Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 12, 2012, 06:34:21 PM
Pachy is the holder of the last LPWB win.............

Last Zono would be an imposter Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 12, 2012, 06:52:45 PM
I resent that!

Last and I do not post by IM Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 12, 2012, 07:33:38 PM
Gosh Sorry. Of course you are only impersonating yourself.

Last IM can avoid personal contact Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 12, 2012, 09:56:40 PM
No they can't. IMs (Informelle Mitarbeiter*) have to act in close contact with their targets to do their job

Last glupsch, horch und greif Post

*informers of the East German Stasi (secret police)
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 12, 2012, 10:45:03 PM
Last good grief! Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 12, 2012, 10:47:03 PM
when was grief ever good?

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 12, 2012, 10:51:53 PM
Better use greaves

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 12, 2012, 11:01:53 PM
Last not grease? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 12, 2012, 11:38:48 PM
optional but not strictly necessary

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 13, 2012, 01:50:11 AM
Last never seen it Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 13, 2012, 02:06:29 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on December 13, 2012, 01:50:11 AM
Last never seen it Post

What exactly?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 13, 2012, 03:39:55 AM
Last what is to be seen? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 13, 2012, 10:27:09 AM
That was in essence my question.

Last even if the essence is impure Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 13, 2012, 01:21:44 PM
Wouldn't you say that an impure essence isn't an essence at all?

Last we're not talking vanilla extract here Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 13, 2012, 01:58:46 PM
but maybe 20% acetic acid, 80% water

Last which is known as Essigessenz over here Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 13, 2012, 02:56:08 PM
Last not a very philosophical answer Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 13, 2012, 03:12:43 PM
Science started as natural philosophy and then got practical

Last which philosophers still consider a betrayal Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 13, 2012, 04:07:42 PM
I imagine that is the reason why theoretical scientists despise engineers.

Last crazy guys living with their chalkboards... Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 13, 2012, 07:06:32 PM
You can earn a lot more as an engineer than a physicist.

Last it's all in the money Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 13, 2012, 07:56:28 PM
I don't think the money is a big factor.

Last egos go far an wide in science Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 13, 2012, 08:21:49 PM
I tend to agree - engineeers are merely, well, engineers.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 13, 2012, 08:25:57 PM
Paraphrasing The Life of Bryan:

What have the engineers done for us lately? Apart from building our infrastructure, designing the planes, cars, trains, boats, phones, computers, toys, houses, roads...

Last without engineers we still would be living in caves Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 13, 2012, 08:33:08 PM
We'd probably not have taken even the step into the caves in the first place.

The Greeks did the thinking, the Romans applied it.

Last and killed far more people with it Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 13, 2012, 08:49:12 PM
You are missing the point. Which is that physicists*** are always going to be superioir, though choosing between theoretical and experimental is almost impossible.

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***otherwise, if they are not, why do I always say "but he used to be a physicist" when telling people my son is an "engineer"?
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 13, 2012, 09:04:49 PM
But physicians treat both as lower lifeforms

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 13, 2012, 09:18:27 PM
Last physicians also die Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 13, 2012, 09:19:58 PM
As demigods tend to do

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 13, 2012, 09:34:19 PM
Are demigods superior to physicians?

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 13, 2012, 09:43:19 PM
They are usually considered one and the same (by themselves)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 13, 2012, 09:48:52 PM
Lets sacrifice the demigods in their own altars.

Last actually they do that to themselves Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 13, 2012, 10:01:24 PM
It was the only choice Herakles had left

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 14, 2012, 12:44:11 AM
The only gods I respond to are the gods of music.

Last also my granddad calls money The Gods Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 14, 2012, 01:20:21 AM
At the theatre the gods are the cheapest seats.
So 'playing to the gods' has a rather concrete meaning

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 14, 2012, 03:36:12 AM
Last at the Opera too Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 14, 2012, 09:57:58 AM
I consider that as a subsection of theatre.

Opera is where they sing what is too bad for the talking stage

Last it's astonishing how bad the libretti of even musical masterpieces can be Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 14, 2012, 01:39:05 PM
That's because music is above theater in Opera.

Last a good libretto with unremarkable music is soon forgotten Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 14, 2012, 07:54:52 PM
So why is the traditional titling: Opera by X, (with) music by Y ? ;)
e.g. Die Zauberflöte - Oper von Immanuel Schikaneder, Musik: W.A.Mozart

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 14, 2012, 08:36:42 PM
Because otherwise their names would be irretrievably forgotten.

Last :mrgreen: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 14, 2012, 08:47:14 PM
But there are some that did both but not on the same work (i.e. writing the libretto for one opera but composing the music for another).
Arrigo Boito comes to mind (librettist for Verdi and composer of the arguably best Faust opera, Mefistofele).

Later it became fashionable that composers wrote their own libretto but many lacked the talent (but given some 'professional' libretti for esp. Italian operas, this was not limited to composers).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 15, 2012, 12:29:34 AM
Boito is obscure as it is, and had he not written music he would be even less known.

Last unless the librettist was a writer in his own merit Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 15, 2012, 12:49:37 AM
Last writing in the sand Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 15, 2012, 01:02:04 AM
Opera librettos were something for hack writers in italy. Operas had for the most part degenerated into the equivalent of the modern daily soap. Even Rossini said about his Italian operas that it was enough to listen to a single one. He may have actually be the one who coined the phrase 'if you have seen one you have seen them all'. The so-called 'Great/Grand Opera' was invented not, as many believe, by Meyerbeer but by Spontini who, after writing more than 40 operas in Italy (we do not even know the titles of all of them) got fed up and went to France. He came up with the idea of the operatic equivalent of the special effects blockbuster that then became all the rage (even Wagner's first big success, Rienzi,  fell into that category). The libretti were as crappy as before but the spectacle made up for it. It would take quite some time before the 'auteur' opera was born to counter that. And even there special effects remained a necessary tool (Weber's Oberon got created specifically with the (then) modern stage machinery of Covent Garden in mind. As cinemas today buy new sound and projection technology in order to play blockbuster movies, opera houses then invested in stage machinery, so they could stage popular new operas that required all the trickery.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 17, 2012, 01:45:00 PM
Interestingly enough, I believe that contemporary operas should try to re-emulate some of those efforts as Broadway musicals occasionally do (like the Spiderman musical that had to employ several protagonists after some wire accidents).

Last opera needs more public, and more engaging librettos and special effects will bring more audience to the theaters Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 17, 2012, 07:15:19 PM
There is the heretic opinion that the musical simply is the opera of today and the classic opera just a living fossil.
Spoken dialogue was common in the German type opera (Singspiel) and occurred in 'lighter' French operas too.
Mozart's German operas (Zauberflöte, Entführung) originally had so much dialogue that today large parts get simply dropped.

Last the most 'operatic' music today one finds in movies Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 17, 2012, 10:59:31 PM
I'm sure musical writers are convinced that they are making opera.

Last or music... Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 17, 2012, 11:10:20 PM
Few manage an all-time classic like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI9Nbt7oJG0

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 18, 2012, 02:56:30 PM
I wonder how aggravated Wagner would've felt had he seen/heard this.

Last BTW I love the horse :mrgreen: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 18, 2012, 02:59:22 PM
Wevy, I think. He was not known for his sense of humour.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 18, 2012, 03:12:04 PM
Isn't that true for most people?

Last beware of those without sense of humor Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 18, 2012, 03:34:00 PM
But few humourless guys lash out in such an ugly way with such longterm potential for damage.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 18, 2012, 04:17:22 PM
I guess humorless people have a higher potential for damage, if life is so serious and those who don't take it seriously deserve what's coming to them, it just takes a little push.

Last just look at the news Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 18, 2012, 04:32:50 PM
But rarely does the bomb go up almost a century later.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 18, 2012, 06:57:34 PM
You lost me there.

Last what sourgrapes-guy/gal made a century old time bomb? Post
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Post by: Aggie on December 18, 2012, 08:39:57 PM
I think humourous people have a higher potential for damage if on the crazy side; a twisted sense of humour is a dangerous thing. It makes for more elaborate "jokes".


Last  :mua:  Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 18, 2012, 09:39:47 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 18, 2012, 06:57:34 PM
You lost me there.

Last what sourgrapes-guy/gal made a century old time bomb? Post

A metaphorical one, in this case Wagner's antisemitic pamphlets that were a reaction to Meyerbeer (and likely Offenbach) and later also Jewish (real or perceived) music critics but targeted all Jews. First anonymously published in 1850 they were among the primal inspirations for that infamous Austrian corporal and later German dictator that shall remain unnamed here.

Last admittedly it was not the only inspiration Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 18, 2012, 10:55:39 PM
On Dating sites one needs a GSH.

Last dating sites anonymous Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 19, 2012, 09:18:25 AM
I had to look that up and only found it at second try.

GSH   Glutathione
GSH   Glutathione Peroxidase
GSH   German Short Hair Pointer (dog breed)
GSH   Good Samaritan Hospital
GSH   Green Street Hooligans (movie)
GSH   Good Sense of Humour
GSH   Goshen, Indiana (Airport Code)
GSH   George S. Halas (Chicago Bears head coach)
GSH   Guided Self Healing (alternative therapy)
GSH   Gas Surge Header
GSH   Greedy Style Heuristic
GSH   Grand Slam Home Run (baseball)
GSH   Game Server Hosting (website)
GSH   Growth-Stimulating Hormone
GSH   Global Stainless Hardware, Inc (Hamilton, ON, Canada)
GsH   Gamer's High (video game website)
GSH   Gil Scott-Heron (poet and musician)
GSH   Gunstar Super Heroes (gaming)

Last aren't all dating sites just disguised milf shops? ::)Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 19, 2012, 04:00:23 PM
Last just a legal way to shop for sex Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 19, 2012, 04:10:20 PM
Yeah but under cover

Last pun partially intended Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 19, 2012, 06:23:18 PM
 Growth-Stimulating Hormone might be misunderstood.

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 19, 2012, 08:16:18 PM
But without glutathione nothing goes.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 19, 2012, 11:09:23 PM
I'm on a boat which soon will be sailing for the Bahamas, and instead of being happy about it I feel miserable.

Last and I don't think its because I'm a land lubber... Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 19, 2012, 11:15:52 PM
Bahamas, behemoth, where's the difference?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 19, 2012, 11:23:47 PM
The behemoth eats the boat on the way to the bahamas.

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 19, 2012, 11:48:56 PM
Maybe you meet Levi Aithan too

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 20, 2012, 08:16:12 PM
Last tonight perhaps? :P Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 20, 2012, 09:42:50 PM
Rán is always ready to recieve new guests

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 22, 2012, 04:13:45 AM
The halls shall remain empty for the moment.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 22, 2012, 05:18:50 AM
Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.last post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 22, 2012, 08:29:49 AM
Any opposition to Asleep in the Deep?

Last with or without fishes Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 22, 2012, 03:02:20 PM
Sleeping with the fishes is always a worrisome analogy.

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 22, 2012, 04:33:16 PM
I am completly without gills in this matter, I assure you.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 22, 2012, 06:07:40 PM
In Spanish 'having gills'* is a less rude way to say you have balls.

Last and having big balls is NOT a desirable trait Post

*tener agallas
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 22, 2012, 06:26:07 PM
I thought gills were slits :mrgreen:

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 25, 2012, 04:47:38 PM
Are we onto Lord Voldemort?

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 25, 2012, 04:57:49 PM
No, he was neither fish, amphib or female.

Last no opening slits threre POst
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 25, 2012, 05:39:36 PM
He said the NAME!!!!!

Last quick, hide Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 25, 2012, 05:41:28 PM
A hide must be tanned first

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 25, 2012, 05:43:09 PM
A taenner for your troubles

Last Happy Christmas Day Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 25, 2012, 07:03:07 PM
Very generous of you, guv'nor.

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 25, 2012, 09:15:02 PM
This must have been the most unchristmaslike christmas in a long time, definitely weatherwise.
Btw, all the shops seem to have put a lot of effort into removing anything christmassy by Dec.24. I almost expected to see the first Easter decorations.
Usually the Christmas products stayed until at least New Year (at lower prices) but this year: tabula rasa on Christmas Eve (when the shop can stay open up to 1300 hours; traditionally it was noon but it has shifted a bit).

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 25, 2012, 09:36:41 PM
The shopping issues are linked to them starting Christmas Sales several weeks ago instead of on Boxing Day. They probably can't cope with this change to consumer performance.

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 25, 2012, 09:41:35 PM
Christmas sales this year (I think for the first time) started before 1.September. I think it was in the last week of August, i.e. full 3 months before the day.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 25, 2012, 10:43:42 PM
It pays to be early.

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 25, 2012, 10:50:42 PM
Yeah, and the commercialised holidays are so uneconomically spaced. Easter is simply too close after Xmas and then there is a huge stretch without anything. All other stuff falls into the time when Easter or Xmas sales should rule uncontested. Halloween and Valentine must get totally relocated and Easter shifted to the end of spring.

Last we must help the job creators Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 25, 2012, 11:15:03 PM
In the UK we have July Sales. Not that bad as they bridge the gap between Easter and Xmas. somewhat. of course we could have sales for may bank holidays (esp. as there are two). but so far we ddon't however as far as I can see (I do all my shopping online) the sales are now on all the time anyway.

Last it pays to be IT lliterate Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 25, 2012, 11:27:32 PM
But people need the right trigger. And the most powerful ones, Easter Bunny and Santa Claus, have been placed a t a time when other criteria were considered more important than fostering blind consumerism.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 26, 2012, 12:05:24 AM
Is the bunny that commercial in Germany?

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 26, 2012, 12:29:37 AM
It has been a goal by the retail industry to push both Val and Hal. Limited success with the latter, essentially none with the former.
Easter is not as bad as Xmas but as far as sweets are concerned the two or more or less identical. There has always been the rumor that after Xmas the chocolate Santas get unwrapped and then rewrapped with Bunny paper/foil. What is true is that once both Santas and bunnies once had a relief surface on the chocolate itself but now are smooth (and thus identical). It has happened that kids unwrapped sweets that showed the bunny outside but contained Santa, thus the rumor described above. The likely explanation is that the casting moulds got confused (or not changed for the season).

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 26, 2012, 05:01:39 AM
Maypoles are made of twisted candy which gives your theory a null hypthesis.

Last insititue for study of traditional event's hidden affect on hamper production Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 26, 2012, 09:16:09 AM
Is that supposed to hide an acronym? :mrgreen:

Last IFSOTEHOHP (If so, there is hope?) Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 26, 2012, 11:05:07 AM
No, it's supposed to be the first in a long series of "silly" institutes.

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 26, 2012, 11:06:40 AM
Connected to the Silly Party?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 26, 2012, 11:10:10 AM
Perhaps. The members are too idiotic to know about stuff like that.

Last institute for assessong getting dressed quickly on public holdiays
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 26, 2012, 11:39:19 AM
Either a ri is missing or you misspelled thong :mrgreen:

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 26, 2012, 10:37:17 PM
The Minister of Silly Walks doesn't approve.

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 26, 2012, 11:48:10 PM
Of what exactly? Or just disapproving in general out of principleß

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 27, 2012, 03:30:24 PM
Generally disapproving.

Last to keep the habit, you know Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 27, 2012, 03:32:51 PM
No monastery without habits

Last nunneries may be different Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 27, 2012, 03:37:07 PM
I somehow suspect those places are far less interesting than they're made out to be.

Last ask the nun of Monza :devil2: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 27, 2012, 03:59:50 PM
Yeah, the times seem to be past when brothels complained about nunneries opening in the neighbourhood (unfair competition) or advertised new girls as right from the convent (marking them as pros)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 27, 2012, 04:33:06 PM
If something interesting happens there, I'm sure they keep it to themselves.

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 27, 2012, 04:45:30 PM
At the brothels or the convents?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 27, 2012, 09:31:49 PM
I would think that in a brothel they don't consider what they do as something particularly interesting.

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 27, 2012, 10:02:18 PM
Well, it depends on the customers. A lot are interested less in the horizontal gymnastics but in the talk option. And some of the ladies revive the old customs (old as in pre-Christian) where the gym part takes second place after high-minded entertainment and intellectual discussion.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 27, 2012, 10:04:24 PM
Isn't that just the Japanese?

Last cultural quandaries Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 27, 2012, 10:21:37 PM
There it is primarily a question of rank. I was thinking of the classic Greek hetairas and (to a degree) their Babylonian predecessors.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 27, 2012, 11:22:03 PM
Beware Greeks bearing gifts.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 28, 2012, 12:38:37 AM
I suspect their contemporary successors aren't as well versed as in antiquity.

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Post by: Aphos on December 28, 2012, 11:45:09 AM
Beware of Geeks.

That's it, just beware of geeks.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 29, 2012, 06:02:42 PM
We geeks have powers you normal people can't possibly comprehend.

Last :mrgreen: Post
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Post by: Aphos on December 30, 2012, 01:54:33 AM
Meddle not in the affairs of geeks, for they are unsubtle and quick to anger.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 30, 2012, 07:31:13 AM
Fail not to sweeten the pages of Upsala.

Last inventive proverbs Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 30, 2012, 09:41:47 AM
Since when are Swedish bishoprics proverbial?

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Post by: Aphos on December 30, 2012, 10:44:10 AM
But is the Swedish Bikini Swimsuit Team proverbial?

Last skimpy Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 30, 2012, 11:05:38 AM
Well, Sweden is proverbial for a certain kind of movies that reduce the bikini at least by half

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 30, 2012, 02:16:10 PM
Never wear one bikini when there are two in the closet.

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 30, 2012, 02:21:25 PM
So, if you have two, wear none because you cannot decide?

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Post by: Aphos on January 02, 2013, 03:05:57 PM
fun in the sun

Last nudist Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 02, 2013, 03:48:00 PM
Under your clothes, you are naked, slut! :mrgreen:

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 02, 2013, 04:31:55 PM
Everybody say's I'm transparent.

Last and I feel naked Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 02, 2013, 04:48:35 PM
That explains the transpiration

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 02, 2013, 04:54:44 PM
Last it so perspires Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 02, 2013, 04:59:26 PM
and puts it into perspective

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 02, 2013, 08:31:53 PM
Last not to put a point in that fugue Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 02, 2013, 08:51:16 PM
I compose unsyncopated

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 02, 2013, 10:03:51 PM
I compose while trying to sleep.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 02, 2013, 10:11:44 PM
Better to recompose than to decompose (in most cases)

Last Monty Python song in the background Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 03, 2013, 09:04:21 PM
Last Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 03, 2013, 09:06:19 PM
Last sit on my face Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 03, 2013, 09:33:32 PM
Don't let your fetishes show.

Last the ladies may get attracted concerned Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 03, 2013, 09:45:25 PM
Last I like Chinese Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 03, 2013, 10:14:30 PM
Last Chinese girls? Wouldn't know what kind of fetishes they like ;) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 03, 2013, 10:24:48 PM
Last accountancy shanty Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 03, 2013, 10:26:42 PM
Last and how exactly do you propose to account for that? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 03, 2013, 10:35:18 PM
Last medical love song Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 04, 2013, 12:01:10 AM
Last forceps are joined to the stethascope, de, da, de, da Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 04, 2013, 12:19:38 AM
Why do chicken lay eggs?
If they'd throw them, they'd break.

Last the later the day the older the lame jokes Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 04, 2013, 04:51:19 AM
Is that like Early Day Motions?

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 04, 2013, 11:06:17 AM
Earth is in daily motion

Last even without dairy lotion Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 04, 2013, 02:57:47 PM
Weren't we the bellybutton center of the universe?

Last everything revolves around us, even the ETs Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 04, 2013, 03:17:59 PM
No, the navel is in Delphi and the world is rotating around Apollo

Last later it got misunderstood and now it is Apple Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 04, 2013, 03:53:13 PM
The cult of Apple is big.

Last but fortunately not everybody follows it Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 04, 2013, 04:13:55 PM
The were also anti-Apollinic guys back then.

Last they later took over Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 04, 2013, 04:46:29 PM
Last the Android army is taking over Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 04, 2013, 07:45:43 PM
Last I just bought an Android phone and I'm proud of it Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 04, 2013, 09:24:55 PM
There is more art in androids than in those overtakers

Last who are the undertakers of real civilisation Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 04, 2013, 11:18:12 PM
Last how many real numbers does it take to change a lightbulb? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 04, 2013, 11:22:28 PM
That's a complex question

Last irrational too but lacking in transcendence* Post

*transcendent stuff limits itself to candles
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 05, 2013, 04:15:12 AM
Last Liberace liked candles but never transcended me Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 05, 2013, 04:42:16 AM
^

Last there may be a god then Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 05, 2013, 09:49:42 AM
transcendent literally means over-the-top

Last and the latter entered the language as a result of WW1 Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 05, 2013, 12:05:51 PM
Yeah, good old Maslow likes a bit of transcendence now and again.

Last never play with fire Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 05, 2013, 12:08:03 PM
Most people prefer to play with water in the open air

Last and build mud castles Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 05, 2013, 12:12:45 PM
Last sandcastles in the air Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 05, 2013, 12:19:43 PM
Towering sandstorms in other words

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Post by: Aphos on January 05, 2013, 03:25:51 PM
Nothing to see here.  Move along.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 05, 2013, 04:54:41 PM
Last sand in the eyes Post
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Post by: Aphos on January 05, 2013, 05:22:40 PM
Last Sandman Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 05, 2013, 08:14:50 PM
The main difference between the Discworld sandman and our own is that the former doesn't bother to take the sand out of his bag :mrgreen:

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 06, 2013, 01:20:54 AM
Last who wants so sand them? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 06, 2013, 01:29:09 AM
I guess there are lots of KO drops

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Post by: Aphos on January 06, 2013, 08:21:44 AM
Drops in.  Drops out.

Last dropping Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 06, 2013, 09:19:55 AM
Little drops of water

Last incontinent hymn Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 06, 2013, 06:29:10 PM

Last incontinent her Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 06, 2013, 06:39:12 PM
If it's not a continent, it must be an island

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 06, 2013, 07:46:53 PM
Or inland.

Last archipeligo Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 06, 2013, 07:49:07 PM
Pelagic podagra?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 06, 2013, 09:24:26 PM
If you say so.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 06, 2013, 09:34:43 PM
or was it pelican porphyria?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 06, 2013, 09:46:55 PM
Was George the III a pelican? I think not.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 06, 2013, 09:57:10 PM
But the Prussian kings had podagric tendencies.

Last in addition to despotic ones Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 06, 2013, 10:09:06 PM
And gout is not unknown.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 06, 2013, 10:21:05 PM
What's the exact difference between podagra and gout?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 06, 2013, 10:29:51 PM
Spelling?

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 06, 2013, 10:33:59 PM
Nothing to do with goats or groats?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 06, 2013, 10:39:55 PM
Where has our dear sibling got to, I wonder.

Last  :goatflag: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 06, 2013, 10:44:40 PM
Somewhere to gloat, I hope.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 07, 2013, 05:11:25 AM
I reckon so from a recent FB posting.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 07, 2013, 11:18:58 AM
a commie on FB? ;)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 07, 2013, 11:36:48 AM
Yup!

Last social networking gets everyone in the end Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 07, 2013, 11:47:34 AM
Or it's the old 'use their own tools against them'

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 07, 2013, 11:53:35 AM
Depends what is on the Tools Menu.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 07, 2013, 11:58:03 AM
tools for fools

Last drool Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 07, 2013, 12:08:13 PM
Never enter a room unarmed.

Last :bop: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 07, 2013, 12:30:47 PM
Without arms I would not be able to handle the doorknob in the first place.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 07, 2013, 01:06:10 PM
Last is that a new type of grenade? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 07, 2013, 01:14:37 PM
Not that I knew

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 07, 2013, 01:24:32 PM
Looks like a Head Splatterer to me.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 07, 2013, 01:42:44 PM
would that not be a doobknocker?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 07, 2013, 03:39:12 PM
Last knockers you said?  :o Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 07, 2013, 03:47:43 PM
without tommy though

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 07, 2013, 04:28:43 PM
Last so now is tommyguns... Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 07, 2013, 04:29:56 PM
worse, Stephen King

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 07, 2013, 04:41:42 PM
Has he done anything worth reading?

Last all movies from his books are awful Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 07, 2013, 04:45:43 PM
I have read about two chapters, that's all (one from Pet Sematary and anozjer from It).

I heard about the movies. Kubrick's take on The Shining may be an exception (although King himself disliked it).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 07, 2013, 05:03:59 PM
Kubrick did his best considering the original material, and had I not seen another of his stories I would've liked it more. SK has this horrible tendency to repeat his plots over an over, (Dan Brown does the same thing) and once I recognized the elements the movie deflated in front of my eyes, despite Kubrick's excellent work.

Last I guess he is making a living, but would it kill him to be creative for once? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 07, 2013, 05:33:33 PM
Deviation from the successful scheme always carries a risk. I hear King did a few breakouts under pseudonym in part to see, whether it is only his name that sells and in part to be able to do stuff that otherwise would violate the established 'brand'. I read critics who said that King is a victim of his own success (and fell victim to the lure of the word processor).

Last since I do not read him, I can only say what others wrote about him Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 07, 2013, 05:51:37 PM
Is he selling his wares?

Last or his soul? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 07, 2013, 09:12:22 PM
I find him wearing. Or do I mean bewaring? Or wearying?

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 07, 2013, 09:26:41 PM
Some may find him and his writings worrying
But I think there is much worse stuff on the book market

Last Left Behind Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on January 08, 2013, 07:02:10 PM
Last    TONIGHT I GET INTERNETS OF MY VERY OWN AGAIN HUZZAH   Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 08, 2013, 07:12:53 PM
That I would call a net success

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Post by: pieces o nine on January 09, 2013, 02:23:32 AM
Last    THE INTERNETS!  I HAZ THEM!    Post


:fireworks_spread:    :typing:    :fireworks_fire:
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 09, 2013, 10:12:25 AM
Just wait for the bill :devil2: ;)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 09, 2013, 11:11:38 AM
To avoid large bills, I am now in Lockdown Mode.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 09, 2013, 11:14:03 AM
Outside the US the bills for net access seem to be on average reasonable.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 09, 2013, 06:53:52 PM
Depends what you call reasonable. And the VAT annoys me.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 09, 2013, 07:07:52 PM
Let's look at it from the other direction. In parts of the US the net works so slowly as if there was a little gnome doing all the data transfer by Morse key (and not being good at it) while the companies owning the tubes charge an arm and a leg for service...per week. They also claim the right to selectively block data (like deleting emails critical of GOP politicians) and change connection speeds at will (leading to a de facto blocking of certain websites thy don't agree with). And that's just Monday.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 09, 2013, 08:14:31 PM
What? European politicians don't abuse their power so glaringly?

Last outside of Italy? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 09, 2013, 08:30:08 PM
We are talking about private business. They can do stuff legally politicians can't in a civilized state.

Last It's of course a debate whether the US still qualify Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 09, 2013, 09:17:42 PM
Very kind of corporations to block content that criticize their pawns politicians.

Last BTW do you have the source of this info? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 09, 2013, 09:43:46 PM
Not anymore. It was one of the major email providers but at the moment I can't remember the name (AOL had the reputation too but I do not know whether it was actually proven). As for the 'speed adjustment', the whole industry lobbied for that and almost got Congress to pass it. Of course it was not advertised as 'we want to block liberal sites' but that clearly was one reason (apart from fleecing users by selling them bandwith by the bit of course).

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Post by: pieces o nine on January 10, 2013, 01:15:47 AM
Last    without bothering to do *any* research, I'll guess that Comcast might be among the companies Swato is describing     Post.



I remember other ... shenanigans ... when they were my service provider in red-state Colorado.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 10, 2013, 02:37:28 AM
I know about the whole net neutrality thing, but I never saw it applied to protect political tools/allies.

Last and indeed Comcast has been a major offender but mostly of torrent sites Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 10, 2013, 10:26:55 AM
If it wasn't so lucrative, the big media companies would highly restrict net access for commoners.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 10, 2013, 03:30:17 PM
If it weren't for their liability they would kill people for profit.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 10, 2013, 03:50:20 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 10, 2013, 03:30:17 PM
If it weren't for their liability they would kill people for profit.

That's a different branch.

Last the well-connected literally get away with murder...even of their nominal employers Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 10, 2013, 04:19:43 PM
It can always be worse.

Last ever heard of Foxconn? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 10, 2013, 04:33:11 PM
Did you hear the latest stuff about KBR?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpc01D5OYjY

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 10, 2013, 07:22:11 PM
Gorgeous! I wonder how many of those interesting nuggets we'll find out in the years to come.

Last the gift that keeps on giving! >:( >:( Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 10, 2013, 07:29:49 PM
The electrocution of showering soldiers was another speciality (known for years)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 10, 2013, 09:40:34 PM
That sounds like plain incompetence.

Last the carcinogenic rust protector on water lines sounds far more incriminating Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 10, 2013, 09:56:31 PM
Well (or actually not well), the sloppy procedures leading to said shower electrocutions continued long after the problem was discovered. Iirc some soldiers even got disciplined (=punished) for the refusal to use those potential death traps. So, the problem was not just known but the knowledge actively suppressed so nothing had to be changed. We should not forget that some military members kept quite cosy relationships with contractors, clearly in the hope to switch later from public to private service (and e.g. the mercenary companies payed often 5 times more for essentially the same job than the military).
KBR was involved in food scandals with procedures at their kitchens that made the food served to the soldiers a significant health risk (fecal bacteria, salmonella, E.coli, or simple rot because of broken cold chain in a hot climate).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 11, 2013, 12:42:37 AM
Any similarities with the beginning of the Battleship Potemkin is pure coincidence.

Last speak, brothers! :goatflag: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 11, 2013, 12:50:08 AM
I almost mentioned that. But the KBRistas were probably subtle enough to remove visible traces of their malpractices. It was just necessary to keep the recipients out of the kitchen.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 11, 2013, 12:56:55 AM
Time to rebel against the plutocratic pigs!

Last and sing L'Internationale Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 11, 2013, 01:15:29 AM
Rather the Ça ira
http://edith-piaf.narod.ru/3/Le_Ca_ira.mp3

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 11, 2013, 01:35:14 AM
Last Dies Irae ;) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 11, 2013, 01:44:01 AM
First I want to see the credentials of the iudex quis est venturus

Last likely biased Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 11, 2013, 03:12:42 AM
Are you suggesting some snake oil salesmanship?

Last better than the latest panacea Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 11, 2013, 05:14:46 AM
LAst Where are we now? (http://www.davidbowie.com/the-next-day) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 11, 2013, 09:55:18 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 11, 2013, 03:12:42 AM
Are you suggesting some snake oil salesmanship?

No, rather that the loyalties of the snake are in question

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 11, 2013, 04:07:30 PM
Not at all, the snake has always been loyal to only one individual:

Last the snake! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 11, 2013, 05:47:16 PM
It's still possible that it secretly worked for the Big Boss, not the spin-off.

Last nasty trick to get out of the Eden rent agreement without fault on the landlord's side Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 11, 2013, 05:55:38 PM
The snake IS the big boss.

Last the con is the idea that the boss is caring at all Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 11, 2013, 06:20:31 PM
No, it's a separate entity

Last and a literal fall guy* Post

*that's what you do, suddenly bereft of your feet
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 11, 2013, 06:38:51 PM
So you agree with the gnostics in that there isn't an all powerful being but a dualistic contest?

Last I OTOH just think that the boss isn't caring at all and that all suffering is just a manifestation of his sadistic sense of humor Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 11, 2013, 06:57:54 PM
That the snake is a separate entity does not preclude the possibility that it was created by the Big Boss.

As said, a separate entity was necessary, so there was no visble fault on the Lord's side

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 11, 2013, 07:16:56 PM
Sock puppets don't preclude responsibilities.

Last be mad at the boss and not at the guard that throws you out Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 11, 2013, 07:28:05 PM
That's were the (apparent) free will comes into play.
If the theory is correct, the snake did not act on direct orders from Big Boss but either (in its own mind) independently or on behalf of the horned strawman.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 11, 2013, 07:48:23 PM
Of course! And the all-knowing boss let it happen anyway.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 11, 2013, 07:59:35 PM
HE can be subtle on occasion

Last even when using a reptile Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 11, 2013, 08:33:58 PM
A creator is responsible for his creations more so if he knows what they (will) do.

Last ask the guys from the Manhattan Project Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 11, 2013, 08:58:14 PM
What part about 'free will' don't you understand?

Last it's the basic foundation of this 'hell' business Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 11, 2013, 09:27:50 PM
I call bullsh!t, the guy is supposedly omniscient, therefore he knew from the moment he created the snake what it would do.

Last more so, he knew every single time when someone was going to fall for it Post

Omniscience precludes free will.
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Post by: Aggie on January 11, 2013, 09:47:37 PM
Eden was just the testing ground for the new model. The Big Boss figured at first that the ideal creation should be totally obedient (angels), but that got boring quick. Pretty clever to set it up so that the new model got the knowledge of right and wrong only after proving they could disobey orders.

Last it still took some prodding to get them to eat the damned thing Post


Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 11, 2013, 09:27:50 PM
Omniscience precludes free will.

I disagree with this.  Perhaps if omnipotence and a desire to control events is included. Taking a time-independence stance and being able to view everything that ever will happened doesn't mean that free will was not involved at each moment.

Humanity's biggest error, IMHO, is making the assumption that anything that could see everything would give two shits about us. Pretty homocentric. You think we'd have kicked that whimpering little need by now.
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 11, 2013, 10:04:48 PM
There could well be a difference between deterministic omniscience (the Laplace demon) and a non-deterministic one. In case A there would indeed be a contradiction between omniscience and free will (the latter would be simply absent though not necessarily the belief in it). In case B there is no necessary contradiction, the knowledge must be just independent of the in-wolrd processes. On a small scale it is possible even for us to predict with certainty things that are clearly non-deterministic in all their parts (but not in the outcome: we may not know the path but the final destination).
If we get more special in our definition, omniscience could also be seen as knowing all possible outcomes and all possible pathways leading towards them.

Last and now for the conflict between God and Gödel Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 11, 2013, 10:19:04 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on January 11, 2013, 10:04:48 PM
If we get more special in our definition, omniscience could also be seen as knowing all possible outcomes and all possible pathways leading towards them.

That, plus the probabilities associate with each pathway, no?

I still can't make much sense of the insistence that God takes a hand in the affairs of men, although I do understand the attraction of the idea. Surely someone (Dawkins?) has contemplated religions as evolving memes? I'd think that what makes a religion successful (and therefore major) is the attractiveness-to-humanity-in-general of the ideas presented and the ability to adapt to new cultural / historical contexts.  'Truth' should have very little to do with it, since the 'truths' tend to be ineffable at best and are often unsatisfying to those who want certainty.

A god with a human face, who punishes bad people, rewards his subscribers, listens to prayers, and can directly influence the world is a little better selling-piece than an ineffable nothingness. The Abrahamic faiths in particular seem too... human for me to see much godliness in them.

Last What sells at the box office? Documentaries or action movies with lots of special effects? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 11, 2013, 10:21:19 PM
Mmm, even assuming knowledge from all possible outcomes you can make a statistic and probabilistic analysis which would tell you the odds of specific events happening, and the more data you possess the highest degree of certainty you will have on the outcome (ever heard of Nate Silver/538?).

Aggie, I think that there is an odd mixture there, if you follow the benevolent+omniscient line of thought, it is by definition anthropocentric, which is why I dislike it so much. A real very powerful deity may not give a sh!t as you so clearly state, but then again it wouldn't be benevolent from an anthropocentric POV (or even not at all), it would be outside of our knowledge and for all practical purposes we would be outside of his'.

Last can we do moral judgements of individual ants? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 11, 2013, 11:55:59 PM
I have never had much truck with divine benevolence (or potence for that matter, in the Newtonian action-reaction sense), so I suppose I struggle with the fact that the apparent lack of such leads to a de facto dismissal of 'god' as an impossibility.

I suppose if the only concept of god one can possibly consider contemplating is the shiny, wishful-thinking model that has evolved on account of being a nice, easily-propagated meme that sells well to the common folk.... well, sure, god can't exist. To me, it's like saying that a spaceship made only of Oreo cookies that can fly to Neptune and back in 3.5 seconds can't exist.

These are useful lines of thinking and argument for rebutting mass-market religionists, but I find it rather useless from a philosophical perspective. I find that many of the New Atheists are too keyed up about saving the world from Bog Teh Grate an Teddible to look beyond the most popular models.

hmmm.... I'm going to request some Daniel Dennett from the library...

Last look for god within yourself, don't expect to find it elsewhere.. Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 12, 2013, 12:03:58 AM
Someone stole my Last Post. >:(

It was in answer to the ant question:

Yes, of course we can

Last It is just the question whether it makes sense or is in itself mmoral or immoral Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 12, 2013, 03:25:43 AM
I found this to be a good read:
http://commonsenseatheism.com/?p=7992


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Post by: Swatopluk on January 12, 2013, 10:58:17 AM
I think we have to go back to the usual nonsense soon or this thread will go to the canines. :mrgreen:

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Post by: pieces o nine on January 12, 2013, 07:39:35 PM
Last    'dog days of winter'   Post?
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 12, 2013, 08:33:05 PM
Last surely that should be cats? Post

ps. I found Swato's last post and fed it to the dogs.
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 12, 2013, 09:32:57 PM
Winter has a nasty cat
[youtube=425,350]6QszJG0sYZE[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QszJG0sYZE

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Post by: Aphos on January 13, 2013, 09:52:55 AM
Last shivering Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 13, 2013, 09:58:31 AM
cold, fear or illness?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 13, 2013, 06:31:42 PM
I am cold, fearing illness.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 13, 2013, 06:35:11 PM
I have just a very disgruntled stomach - again
Lower intestines seem to be fine

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 13, 2013, 07:17:27 PM
Don't eat the habaneros.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 13, 2013, 07:21:16 PM
not in pure form at least

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Post by: Aggie on January 13, 2013, 09:06:07 PM
They're better made into sauce with some garlic, vinegar, salt and sugar.


Last I have a bottle here if you like Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 13, 2013, 09:21:34 PM
In my experience flavour is all too often neglected when hotness is emphasized. I tested for example some different sorts of potato crisps. One was moderately hot (quite hot in comparision to standard) but also full of flavor. The other, from a specialised shop, could indeed be called very hot but was otherwise rather tasteless. It was not just hotness overpowering flavour, it was obvious that the latter crisps were short in flavouring ingredients apart from capsaicine carriers. The former on the other hand had more of both flavour and hotness than the average. While not competing with thes second sort on hotness, they were (and are) clearly the better choice. I once tried potato crisps with Wasabi. My judgement: battery acid. Since this impression was shared by the other family members, it was the first bag ever to get thrown away*.

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*there may have been in the long distant past a bag that simply got forgotten and turned inedible
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Post by: Aggie on January 13, 2013, 09:55:33 PM
I've noticed that as well.  I was sorely disappointed by these:
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_PWH6nStd4ig/Ry8tOkRAiYI/AAAAAAAAABY/i-UHGzksTQk/s320/IMG_0071_2.jpg)

The heat wasn't exceptional, and the flavour was very poor.  The package design was probably the best part.

OTOH, I grew some actual naga bhut jolokia this year.  Unfortunately, they did not fully ripen, but even green they proved to be the most delicious peppers I have ever tasted.  Very fruity...   for the first three seconds or so.  

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 13, 2013, 10:11:13 PM
This is the very good sort, one of my favourites
(http://img.dooyoo.de/DE_DE/orig/1/7/0/6/2/1706277.jpg)
http://img.dooyoo.de/DE_DE/orig/1/7/0/6/2/1706277.jpg

I think this is the one I bought at the special shop as a gift for my father and which turned out so disappointing (comparably)
(http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Scharfe-Chips-Blairs-Death-Rain-Habanero-Chips-14-x-142g-Extra-scharf-Pfeffer-/00/s/MTYwMFgxMTY0/$%28KGrHqRHJEEFBnQbE9f3BQb%29Fjpqcg~~60_35.JPG)
http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Scharfe-Chips-Blairs-Death-Rain-Habanero-Chips-14-x-142g-Extra-scharf-Pfeffer-/00/s/MTYwMFgxMTY0/$%28KGrHqRHJEEFBnQbE9f3BQb%29Fjpqcg~~60_35.JPG

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Post by: Aggie on January 13, 2013, 10:58:21 PM
The latter are available here, but I haven't actually tried them.  When I want a spicy chip, I prefer jalapeno-flavoured ones, which generally aren't too spicy but taste nice.

Miss Vickie's, Old Dutch or Kettle  are the most common brands at the moment. The original ones were by Thunder Crunch back in the 80's/90's, but the brand has disappeared.
(http://bestpotatochips.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/best-potato-chips-miss-vickies-jala.jpg)

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 13, 2013, 11:14:54 PM
I somehow get the impression that on avarage crisps were spicier when I was a kid and some very nice sorts disappeared from the market since then (I cannot even find the type anymore). This might have something to do that kids feel bitter and hot stuff stronger then adults (protective mechanism?) but cannot explain all of it. I was aware that the flavour of the standard potato crisps was changed several times (and not for the better) while some other sorts have stayed the same (e.g. the corn based ones with peanut flavour). I grew fond of some foreign sorts like 'salt and vinegar'. I encountered the stuff in the UK but could not get it in Germany for many years and had to bring some back from Norway. From Norway I also got a peculiar sort with a strong paprika flavour (not fruity) but this also disappeared from the market. One thing I will never forgive the Norwegians is that they now put sugar into their once formidable yoghurt. We always brought lots of the stuff back from the holidays because it was NOT sweet. Now there is more sugar in Norwegian yoghurt than in German one, and our Norwegian acquaintances love it (they can't understand why we don't). Bad Danish influence, I presume.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 14, 2013, 01:58:25 AM
Quote from: Aggie on January 12, 2013, 03:25:43 AM
I found this to be a good read:
http://commonsenseatheism.com/?p=7992
That was not only very informative but very much in line with some of my train of thoughts (albeit in a drastically deeper and comprehensive way*). I wholly agree with one of his quotes saying that it should be about dogma vs critical thinking instead of us vs them.

Last no comments on ultra spicy chips or yogurt Post

*back again to ants
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Post by: Aggie on January 14, 2013, 02:15:46 AM
Yes, a lot of it resonated with me.  I'll have to check out more of the back-posts at the site (looks like the author has stopped adding new stuff).

Incidentally, I did check out a lecture by William Lane Craig (with Dennett giving a short response afterwards), and while I was impressed at his ability to present his arguments, I found the arguments themselves to be lacking. As far as I'm concerned, Lawrence Krauss's recent work (if accurate) has pulled the rug out on Craig's arguments on causality with regards to the origins of the universe.

Last no need for a Creator if nothing is inherently creative Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 14, 2013, 02:33:28 AM
I'm not fully ready for the epistemology treatment yet. I'll have to start slow an easy before the serious meat.

Last I still have to make diagrams reading Kant Post
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Post by: Aggie on January 14, 2013, 03:44:32 AM
I will admit that I'm under-read in philosophy and self-centered enough to only really be interested in my own personal understanding (and navigation) of the world. I do intend to take another run at Heidegger's Being and Time at some point soon. It's been staring at me from the bookshelf for too long.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 14, 2013, 09:52:59 AM
Goof luck with that. It's considered unreadable even in the original German. I wonder how it was possible to translate it since Heidegger coined a lot of new terms.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 14, 2013, 02:14:03 PM
Is it possible to translate something you don't really understand?

Last ask google Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 14, 2013, 02:50:19 PM
Depends. If the text is unambiguous, a translation may be fully correct without any 'inner' understanding necessary.

Last The square root of the cube of x divided by the cube of the square root of x equals one unless x equals zero. Post

---
I fed that into google translator. As it so often does it drops negations
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 14, 2013, 03:53:14 PM
Are you implying that philosophy is by definition ambiguous?

Last Kant would be offended Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 14, 2013, 09:49:37 PM
Linguistically it is unavoidably so, at least if we follow Wittgenstein that thinking (and consequently philosophy) is bound by and to language.
One can consider philosophy as a creative way to deal with language and naturally its ambiguities. A totally unambiguous language would not have sparked it.

Last but the language also needs a lot of inner coherence (allowing for flexibility) to become the seedbed Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 14, 2013, 10:08:37 PM
I'm not convinced, even an unambiguous language user would have to deal with the fundamental questions, only that they would spend far less time understanding the concepts and agreeing/disagreeing with them.

Last again, have you read Kant? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 14, 2013, 10:14:39 PM
I try to avoid it on most days ;)
Of course the result of philosophy limiting itself to linguistic manipulations disregarding (physical) reality is scholastics.

Last a rather unpleasant waste of time and mind with occasional murderous side effects Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 14, 2013, 10:33:54 PM
There are always murderous side effects if you have the psychopaths in charge looking for excuses to do their business.

Last unless the philosopher him/herself is a murderous psychopath* Post

*and I have a recent one in mind
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 14, 2013, 10:40:13 PM
The problem starts when the philosopher takes his abstract conclusions as more valid than reality and then tries to have reality conform to them.

Last Aristotel war ein Trottel und der Hegel war ein Flegel Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 15, 2013, 02:36:10 AM
Quote from: Aggie on January 14, 2013, 03:44:32 AMonly really be interested in my own personal understanding (and navigation) of the world.

......but....philosophy does aid one's own views...........

As to language, surely it must always be ambiguous. We don't know absolutely that we perceive things the same way as each other. Plus. the apes making particular noises, forerunner to language?, meaning "big nasty thing approaching with teeth" was definitely ambiguous since it could describe many types of animals.

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Post by: Aggie on January 15, 2013, 03:17:00 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on January 15, 2013, 02:36:10 AM
......but....philosophy does aid one's own views...........

Certainly, but what I meant to say there was that I'm not much concerned with being able to discuss the history of philosophy and accurately recount the contributions made by various philosophers over time.  I will scavenge a few ideas where I can, but I place more emphasis on being able to think about my own life.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 15, 2013, 10:14:24 AM
Historically, most of philosophy has been recycling.

Last not to say regurgitating Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 15, 2013, 02:35:43 PM
Well, a xtian apologist philosopher, would hardly admit plagiarizing a Greek pagan.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 15, 2013, 03:09:03 PM
Oh, some early ones saw no problem there. To the contrary, Cicero got decscribed as an 'anima naturaliter Christiana' who just had the misfortune of having lived a few decades too early. A lot of (latinized) Greek philosophy was seen as premonitions of Christ and Christian ideas.
A side effect was that the scientific ideas of these philosophers got appropriated too while those of their opponents got condemned.
E.g. the church adopted the continuum idea of matter because the Stoic philosophers supported it, while they condemned the atomic theory because it got supported by Epikur, who had become the Emmanuel Goldstein of church propaganda (totally distorting his ideas of moderation).
There is the theory that pope Urban actually saved Galileo's neck by having the trial at the time and under the conditions we know. There was a second charge in the making to accuse Galileo of atomistic beliefs, which would have been a sure-fire (pun intended) way to have him burned at the stake with no route of escape. But by having the trial early and limited to the charge of the forbidden teaching of heliocentric ideas as reality (not just model), he could get away with house arrest after public renounciation.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 15, 2013, 04:19:24 PM
Last when was the last time a philosopher had real fire in his pants? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 15, 2013, 04:32:42 PM
In what sense? If it was 'liar,liar, pants on fire', one would not have to look that far back.
Death by pyre has become a bit of a rarity for the profession, firing squads are more likely these days (but beating to death probably most common).
If you mean fiery soul, those guys likely prefer other titles than 'philosopher', those who still do tend to be more of the professorial type.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 15, 2013, 06:47:20 PM
I guess the last time a true philosopher was endangered or killed. I know that certain voices are silenced every week but, with the exception of the muslim world, I doubt many philosophers had been killed for their trade in a while since WWII and even less since the fall of the Soviet Union.

Last besides totalitarian regimes only have outspoken regime philosophers Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 15, 2013, 11:08:53 PM
Well, East Asia really started after WW2, and both Africa (not just Muslim parts) and South America are still not actually safe places for inrellectuals, of which philosophers are (with some rare exceptions) a subgroup. The guys murdered are just not as well known in 'the West' (otherwise some of them would likely be still alive). Btw, Platon himself was all for supressing critical inellectuals (and selling them as slaves) and was rather surprised when that got applied to himself (and suffered the ultimate humiliation of being freed by the Athenians he hated for their political system).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 16, 2013, 02:20:03 AM
Certain kinds of intellectuals had their necks in peril not that long ago in South America but none that I know of was proposing something substantive philosophically, just droning the Marxist ethos, and that was in the fascist peak of the 70s.

Last any true philosopher would be properly hidden and sheltered in academia and no one else would care Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 16, 2013, 10:03:48 AM
Don't underestimate the paranoia of totalitarian regimes. Qute willing to go even after the most unpolitical thinkers.

Last admittedly Marxism today has turned into neo-scholastics Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 16, 2013, 07:39:05 PM
How Marxist is Google Scholar?

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 16, 2013, 07:51:40 PM
Depends on how much money it makes  ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 17, 2013, 03:36:24 PM
Last I thought the Bolshevik was the Daily Kos Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 17, 2013, 06:18:39 PM
Isn't Kos some kind of lettuce?

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 17, 2013, 08:28:21 PM
No, The Kos is an earlier term (predating Newton and Leibniz) for higher mathematics and originally described all parts of math going beyond basic arithmetics (geometry was a science of its own).

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 18, 2013, 03:17:47 PM
Last King Kos Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 18, 2013, 03:18:49 PM
Wasn't that King Wenceslas?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 18, 2013, 03:20:32 PM
No, but it might have been King Kong.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 18, 2013, 05:17:30 PM
Last beware of his wife Mary Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 18, 2013, 05:37:07 PM
Anything against madame Celeste?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 18, 2013, 10:42:06 PM
Doesn't she serve beer at The Admiral Benbow?

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 18, 2013, 10:49:29 PM
That was before she was found drifting in the ocean with no customer around

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 19, 2013, 01:27:16 AM
Last I'm sure she had plenty of serrated-teeth customers Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 19, 2013, 01:33:24 AM
That's a different kind of carnal

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 19, 2013, 02:32:12 AM
Last a meaty one Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 19, 2013, 10:54:31 AM
Zum Fressen gern haben, as we say over here

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Post by: Aphos on January 19, 2013, 11:07:31 PM
Last gibberish Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 19, 2013, 11:08:36 PM
which would be only appropriate for this thread

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 20, 2013, 12:06:21 AM
Or gibbonish?

Last but you don't look bluish Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 20, 2013, 12:10:36 AM
Edward Gibbon or monkey gibbon?

Last Roman or simian? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 20, 2013, 02:35:06 AM
I'm appalled at the way Romans are treated in this thread.

Last immured Post
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Post by: Aphos on January 20, 2013, 07:38:47 AM
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 20, 2013, 09:55:13 AM
I found it telling that it is very easy to express fascist but not leftist thoughts in Latin. And that's not just because the former is more primitive, Latin simply seems to len itself to this kind of thinking. While I do not regret nine years of Latin at school, it lead to a great antipathy towards the Romans.

Last Romans would vote GOP/TP Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 20, 2013, 03:11:16 PM
Only because the patricians were insanely rich, imperialistic and corrupt?

Last GOPhers with togas Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 20, 2013, 03:26:22 PM
The Roman commoners seem not to have been better.
Social Darwinism was the core of what it meant to be Roman.
They had an infant mortality any 3rd world country would be ashamed of. Not because they had no medicine or medical knowledge but because newborns were deliberately treated in a 'challenging' way to find out those hardy enough to become true Romans. And housefathers could kill anyone in their household at any time, including family members. Even the Spartans would have been appalled.

Last 'old' (=traditionalst) Romans also were opposed to education(esp. Greek), seeing it as effeminizing Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 20, 2013, 08:43:52 PM
What about Social Wallaceism?

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 20, 2013, 09:07:11 PM
Darwin himself hated what we today call Social Darwinism but he clearly would not wish that it would be shifted to his colleague in name.
We should call it Haeckelism but who would understand that.

Last What would Eric Arthur Blair say about the adjective his pseudonym has become? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 21, 2013, 02:57:50 AM
Last becoming a Blair Witch? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 21, 2013, 09:55:43 AM
...or, well, Ian ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 21, 2013, 01:45:29 PM
You mean the ex-police commissioner of London?

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 21, 2013, 01:57:18 PM
Well, Mr.Smith went to Wash-ink-tone

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 21, 2013, 03:22:09 PM
Last with very limited success, I might add Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 21, 2013, 03:34:20 PM
It's difficult to wash out ink

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 22, 2013, 05:55:38 PM
Squid ink?

Last tell that to the following fish Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 22, 2013, 06:00:17 PM
Before inking defatting and desliming would be necessary

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 22, 2013, 06:14:19 PM
Do you recommend that to all fish?

Last or only those trying to eat squid? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 22, 2013, 06:16:34 PM
Sounds fishy to me.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 22, 2013, 06:28:14 PM
that's what the pyridinic smell indicates

Last also di- and trimethylamine Post

Edit: cakewrecks did a tentacle themed Sunday Sweets
http://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2013/1/20/sunday-sweets-tasty-tentacles.html
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 22, 2013, 07:38:09 PM
The first one looks to cute to be a wreck.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 22, 2013, 07:41:38 PM
On Sundays they post good cakes. Wrecks are Monday to Saturday.

Last therefore Sunday Sweets Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 22, 2013, 11:08:09 PM
But the only way to know those are good is trying them!

Last but... but.. Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 22, 2013, 11:24:57 PM
Ye can't have yer cake and eat it too

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 23, 2013, 03:04:22 PM
Last no fair!! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 23, 2013, 04:05:14 PM
Well, with some cakes the difference between input and output is marginal

Last at least optically Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 23, 2013, 05:30:27 PM
Last I've been fortunate enough, it seems Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 23, 2013, 05:43:33 PM
One should also not forget that a German synonym for shit is very similar to the word cake (even more so to its Scandinavian equivalents)

Last Kacke am Dampfen Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 23, 2013, 07:34:34 PM
Last I'll keep it in mind next time I go to Germany Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 23, 2013, 07:53:47 PM
And the word for bigy fancy cake is Torte.

Last are you for Tortenreform? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 23, 2013, 09:50:53 PM
Same word in Spanish: Torta, although occasionally you can use Ponque.

Last to give/distribute cake (repartir la torta) is frequently used regarding pork/kickbacks Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 23, 2013, 09:59:10 PM
Over here the Tortenschlacht is the equivalent to the pie fight

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 23, 2013, 10:17:18 PM
We like bun fights. Pies are for throwing in the face.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 23, 2013, 10:21:07 PM
Which buns?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 23, 2013, 10:27:37 PM
Any bun :mrgreen:

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 23, 2013, 10:29:55 PM
The smoking bun too?

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Post by: Aphos on January 24, 2013, 02:39:11 AM
The NBA (National Bakery Association) says we have the right to bear buns.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 24, 2013, 04:35:09 AM
Bear buns? :o

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 24, 2013, 09:28:32 AM
Don't know what the bakers think about hair in a bun

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Post by: Aphos on January 24, 2013, 02:59:48 PM
The National Nudist Association says we have the right to bare buns.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 24, 2013, 03:17:21 PM
Would Lady Godiva be allowed in a nudist camp?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 24, 2013, 06:20:12 PM
Only in her boxed form.

Last  :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 24, 2013, 08:28:01 PM
Did someone beat her up?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 24, 2013, 11:38:09 PM
Last don't you beat the beans while conching? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 25, 2013, 01:47:46 AM
Don't beat the conch or it will break
(http://i.ebayimg.com/t/MTG-4x-Conch-Horn-Fallen-Empires-x4-Magic-/00/s/Mjk1WDIxMA==/$%28KGrHqJHJDQE-n28fkIhBPqo8JNe,w~~60_35.JPG)
http://i.ebayimg.com/t/MTG-4x-Conch-Horn-Fallen-Empires-x4-Magic-/00/s/Mjk1WDIxMA==/$%28KGrHqJHJDQE-n28fkIhBPqo8JNe,w~~60_35.JPG

Last glass drum Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 25, 2013, 05:43:26 PM
That's Zeetha!

Last or one of her people Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 25, 2013, 07:00:36 PM
I'll get my people to talk to your people.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 25, 2013, 09:45:28 PM
Ask the Foglio's.

Last that girl is from girl genius (http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 25, 2013, 10:29:45 PM
That was the only small enough conch blowing picture that did not give wrong impressions.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 25, 2013, 11:57:50 PM
I'm sure you took your time researching this one.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 26, 2013, 12:02:18 AM
I have tried to blow a conch horn a few months ago but failed miserably

Last and I am not a conchophile whatever that hermit crab tells aroundPost
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 26, 2013, 01:49:57 AM
Not an easy thing to do unless you have some sort of mouthpiece.

Last I play French horn and I couldn't figure it out with an unspoiled conch Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 26, 2013, 10:53:14 AM
Admittedly, it's a rare day when I am able to get a stable note out of even a regular brass instrument.

Last I rather stay with woodwinds Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 26, 2013, 01:18:39 PM
Last oboe or clarinet? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 26, 2013, 01:51:54 PM
Don't forget bassoon and flute.

Actually, the only one I learned (halfway) is the recorder

Last it's the sound that counts Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 26, 2013, 01:58:23 PM
The mouthpiece for the bassoon is an oversized, double reed, oboe one, so no much difference there, and the traverse flute principle is similar to a pan flute but harder to do.

Last on a sound generation basis, the only family easier than the recorder is that of percussion instruments Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 26, 2013, 02:13:41 PM
Then there are the precursors where the reeds are enclosed in a wind capsule and not touched by the lips.

[youtube=425,350]XFePC4vBWh0[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFePC4vBWh0

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 26, 2013, 02:19:29 PM
Last the very loud precursors I may add Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 26, 2013, 02:36:57 PM
Well, the later brass noisemakers were not yet part of the (indoor) picture.

Last even on the battlefield reed instruments showed up long before the brass Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 26, 2013, 06:43:52 PM
On the battlefield, the top brass tend to make silly decisions.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 26, 2013, 06:48:29 PM
Top brass never is on the battlefield.

Last that's the point, otherwise they could be killed Post
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Post by: Aphos on January 26, 2013, 08:32:21 PM
Last Big Brass Band Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 27, 2013, 12:10:26 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 26, 2013, 06:48:29 PM
Top brass never is on the battlefield.

Last that's the point, otherwise they could be killed Post

Actually a new development. Even in WW2 generals often led from the front (and those were the most successful ones).
The Israelis also had disproportionate losses in the medium to high officer ranks in their wars (for the same reasons). As small as Israel is, staying off the battlefield would have been difficult anyway ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 27, 2013, 02:58:49 AM
Before the generals had to prove why they were on the big suit, now the cloak and dagger stuff is more important to reach such positions.

Last different kinds of psychopaths, different approaches Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 27, 2013, 05:04:07 AM
Last multiple personality top brass could be on several battlefields at the same time Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 27, 2013, 10:05:16 AM
Modern communication tools make it possible.
Once robots get cheaper than human soldiers, the grunts will be off the battlefield too.
Drones are already semi-autonomous and there is serious discussion about reducing the human role to supervising. That is, the drone would even choose targets itself and just ask for final clearance from the operators. For (still experimental) guard robots even that last part may get dropped soon => licence to kill.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 27, 2013, 12:57:17 PM
What is the penalty for drunk in charge of a drone?

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 27, 2013, 01:12:20 PM
I doubt there are regulations yet for the civilian use of drones that extend far enough to cover that. If the courts would have to deal with a case they'd have to apply more unspecific laws and thus there'd be no clean-for-all answer. In the military it would be general rules about showing up for work under the influence of mind-altering substances. Cynic that I am I's think it would be more about the endangering of very expensive equipment than the mere DUI (droning while uncontrollably intoxicated).

Last That was no turbaned terrorist Afghani, it was the general's wife after washing her hair and putting on the cucumber mask, you fool. Do you know how costly both she and the Hellfire missile you wasted are? Post
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Post by: Aggie on January 27, 2013, 04:47:58 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on January 27, 2013, 10:05:16 AM
For (still experimental) guard robots even that last part may get dropped soon => licence to kill.
Like these?
[youtube=425,350]3ygFeywrvjc[/youtube]

I could see this type of system being mounted on an armoured patrol vehicle; it could be used with human oversight during patrols, and switched over to a fully autonomous mode in case of attack, to free up personnel.

An analogous system on tanks (optimized for targeting enemy armoured vehicles for tank/tank battles) or fighter aircraft would make quite of bit of sense, allowing the operators / pilots to concentrate on evasive action and letting the guns do the killing. In these situations, there'd be less risk of the robot killing civilians.


Last who is responsible if that happens? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 27, 2013, 06:23:38 PM
I have seen automotive robots intended to patrol autonomously the perimeter of US military installations. The experimental models were (yet) unarmed or the weapon could only be fired by remote, not on the robot's decision. But the goal obviously is to go for full autonomy once feasible.

As far as drones are concerned, the legal implications are already under discussion. The two basic legal positions are:
1.a really autonomous drone can be used to commit war crimes without danger of being held responsible because a machine cannot be brought to trial and (because it is autonomous) neither can the people deploying it ('that drone acted unauthorised').
2.The person that has programmed the drone is the one who has to be charged for all misdeeds the machine commits (again, the commanders and their civilian superiors might get off the hook).

One can see why autonomous killer robots have such an appeal.

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Post by: Aggie on January 27, 2013, 09:23:10 PM
Companies such bots would likely want to cover their liabilities, and so might require military engineers and programmers to add the weaponry and program the killing commands. This would suit the military just fine, as low-level geeks would then be responsible for the actual weaponizing and automation.

Killing civilians is starting to be worse and worse for image now that recording devices are ubiquitous, so I would think that robots will be very carefully programmed to avoid accidents as far as possible. Hopefully such technology will not be deployed until the technology is good and cheap enough to do so.  Better to lose a couple of (cheaper than human) robot soldiers than to err on the side of killing non-combatants. Robots will not kill based on emotions (fear, anger, panic), and they will have a complete record of their observations and actions with accurate recall, unlike human soldiers. Expect robots to be 'accidentally' destroyed beyond recovery by friendly fire when things go badly, if this is true.

iRobot (who manufactures those little Roomba robot vacuum cleaners) already has military robots for surveillance and bomb disposal, IIRC. I think these are actually in production and commercially available to the right buyer.  

Last the downside is that I think there will be active civilian resistance to military robots... no guilt in smashing them Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 27, 2013, 09:41:46 PM
Robot soldier would lack a conscience and would not likely testify in court. Perfect for unscrupulous use. How do we know of many atrocities? Soldiers with loose lips, pangs of conscience and uncontrolled recording devices. Killer robots would not post pictures of killing towelheads and their families on the net. Mercenaries are used today to do what normal soldier cannot do in a deniable way. But mercenaries are even more prone to bragging.
Practically it would be impossible to embed reporters with robot units, humans would be simply out of place on a battlefield were one side employs a pure robot force, they could only be on the receiving end.

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Post by: Aggie on January 27, 2013, 09:46:30 PM
Ayuh, but robots see through electronic sensors, so all sensory input could be recorded, as could program run processes. This would take some serious legislation being put into place, and of course the military would fight tooth and nail to prevent data release. The best case scenario would be a civilian oversight body which was allowed access to all robot-soldier data.

Last good luck with that ::) Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 27, 2013, 10:03:09 PM
Serious legislation is the key word here, it would require some serious retooling of the Geneva Convention to determine responsibilities, although it is indeed very handy when the determination of guilt is evenly spread from designer, manufacturer, technician, supervisor and the happy guy who gave the order to deploy the weapon (and who should be the only one responsible).

Last coming to a street near you Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 27, 2013, 10:05:02 PM
I just say: destroyed torture tapes.

I am not saying that robot soldier will automatically lead to nazi behaviour but the inhibition threshold will be significantly lower.
Btw, there is precedent about proposed accountability recording: mandatory helmet cameras for the police. Cops hated the idea (and I assume those that had the most to hide hated it most). And the already mandatory taping of police interrogations is still a notorious area of circumvention.

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Post by: Aphos on January 27, 2013, 11:38:29 PM
I didn't do it.  No one saw me do it.

Last interrogation recording Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 28, 2013, 12:00:42 AM
Biggles, fetch the cushions

Cardinal Fang, fetch the comfy chair

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 28, 2013, 02:13:20 AM
<< Killer robots would not post pictures of killing towelheads and their families on the net. >>

actually that would be a prime target for drone viruses - a trojan to upload recordings to YouTube.  :mrgreen:

Last should we start writing the trojan code now? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 28, 2013, 02:50:18 AM
I doubt that the killbots will get normal net connections (exactly in order to prevent that, less so to prevent them from watching roboporn)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 28, 2013, 04:53:34 AM
Last roboporn is not for robots Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 28, 2013, 05:57:05 AM
Last maybe robots prefer popcorn Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 28, 2013, 10:03:26 AM
I know people that even resent the terms 'male' and 'female' connectors.

Last those people should not watch Tetsuo or Flesh Gordon (or Futurama for that matter) Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 28, 2013, 12:11:49 PM
Last the same kind that thinks that penetration is rape? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 28, 2013, 12:31:24 PM
Can be penetrant from both sides
Some female radicals consider any vaginal intercourse as rape.

Last and Beethoven's symphonies as rape fantasies Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 28, 2013, 03:10:42 PM
The Beethoven bit is new to me.

Last do you have more details? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 28, 2013, 06:28:30 PM
I found that in a dictionary of conspiracy theories. Not sure where I put it.

A typical result of a combination of fringe feminism with vulgar-Freudianism

Last I just wonder why Beethoven. I think other composers would be far more likely Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 28, 2013, 06:34:15 PM
Perhaps quotes from W. Allen movies?

Last like the urge to invade Poland while listening to Wagner Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 28, 2013, 06:54:17 PM
The book turned out to stand in the front row of the living room book cabinet.
The feminist with the Beethoven idea is Susan McClary
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susan_McClary

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 28, 2013, 08:24:27 PM
Holy smokes, that woman is completely and utterly nutz!!!!

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*OK, the sonata form clearly places two themes (each on a different tonality) in 'conflict' (the development of the middle part) which which are finally resolved in the same tonality. To suggest that this is a male "raping" a woman is stretching the metaphor waaaaaay too much. A different and perfectly valid way to read this, is to say that both individuals are having sex and that the resolution is amicable as both remain together after the climax. 
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 28, 2013, 10:05:37 PM
But you forget that penetration is by itself a violent act of invasion followed potentially by a quartering of troops that can only be expelled under extreme pain. And even after that the expelled will proceed to suck the once invaded party dry.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 29, 2013, 12:59:14 AM
And how much is that sucker cherished by the previously invaded party...

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 29, 2013, 01:10:50 AM
Well, Stockholm Syndrome can be used to explain a lot away.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 29, 2013, 01:13:15 AM
That would explain the love of the sucker for his/her mother.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 29, 2013, 01:14:40 AM
Well, that is open to dispute by both some religions and modern Social Darwinists

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 29, 2013, 01:18:46 AM
Social Darwinists are psychopaths.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 29, 2013, 01:23:49 AM
Not before killing their twins

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 29, 2013, 01:32:35 AM
Wrap the umbilical cord around their necks and pull.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 29, 2013, 01:33:53 AM
That's an adhortation to whom?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 29, 2013, 01:54:53 AM
Last the adhortation of the magii Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 29, 2013, 05:33:52 AM
Last butter me no parsnips Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 29, 2013, 09:47:21 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on January 29, 2013, 05:33:52 AM
Last butter me no parsnips Post

For me neither. I abandoned butter long ago and never liked this type of vegetable.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 29, 2013, 03:49:18 PM
Please don't use vegetable 'butter', that is fundamentally made of hydrogenated oils.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 29, 2013, 03:56:29 PM
I don't usually use that either.

Last My sausage and cheese does not get glued to the bread Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 29, 2013, 06:23:11 PM
Last eating superglue is not recommended Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on January 29, 2013, 06:46:20 PM
Last   howelse yer vittles gonna stick tchurribs?   Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 29, 2013, 09:54:43 PM
Last you just keep eating the sticky stuff? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 29, 2013, 10:42:38 PM
I get toothache from honey and jam

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 30, 2013, 04:15:35 AM
Don't eat them together then.

Last I just realised this thread is the only one where one does not need smilies like :irony: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 30, 2013, 09:26:07 AM
Buth what if it gets jammed down, honey?

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Post by: Aphos on January 30, 2013, 11:29:01 PM
Last  :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 31, 2013, 01:04:18 AM
Quote from: Aphos on January 30, 2013, 11:29:01 PM
Last  :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Post

Ah, an LGM post

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Post by: Aphos on January 31, 2013, 07:33:54 AM
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 31, 2013, 09:27:48 AM
Now you seem bedevilled

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Post by: Aphos on January 31, 2013, 06:19:36 PM
Last  :devil2: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 31, 2013, 10:58:40 PM
Toto, we are not in Bede-ville anymore

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 01, 2013, 05:55:56 AM
Kiss me Hardy.

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 01, 2013, 09:42:53 AM
Good ol' Horatio was gay after all ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 06, 2013, 01:13:09 AM
Last I'm back, b!tches!  :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 06, 2013, 01:22:11 AM
I almost believed the thread had died with me at the helm

Last that was quite a long time I kept it Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 06, 2013, 04:41:37 AM
Of course, to be truly the Last Post it has also to be later than all posts at The Monastery.

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 06, 2013, 09:52:49 AM
But who will be the chorus then

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 06, 2013, 11:32:35 AM
And who will sing the swan song?

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 06, 2013, 12:06:59 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on February 06, 2013, 11:32:35 AM
And who will sing the swan song?

We were not yet able to get in contact with Lohengrin

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 06, 2013, 01:01:50 PM
Does this mean we just have to keep on last posting?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 06, 2013, 01:14:25 PM
Last posting 'till my cold dead hands are... dead! ;) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 06, 2013, 01:36:54 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 06, 2013, 01:14:25 PM
Last posting 'till my cold dead hands are... dead! ;) Post

We have no specific anti-zombie policy here

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 06, 2013, 02:26:18 PM
We have no zombie policy either. Nor do we have a zombie smilie.

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Post by: Aggie on February 06, 2013, 05:30:43 PM
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 06, 2013, 07:31:08 PM
Yeah, although it's easy to overlook

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 06, 2013, 09:48:57 PM
Oh....... !

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 06, 2013, 10:04:31 PM
It's zombie enclosed in ":" (no blanks)

But here is also a whole collection
http://www.smileydesign.net/smiley/zombiesmileys.htm


Here too are some nice smilies in general
http://www.nightmare-horrormovies.de/misc.php?action=showsmilies&sid=136aa90cb08ca5bbf7bacd2efcc20b2c

Interesting could be: 17 (axt), 46 (baby schlaf), 82 (spassbremse), 90 (zombiewalk), 91 (feurrmann), 101 (drücken) and 205 (la la lalala)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 06, 2013, 10:17:30 PM
I will look into these when I have time. specific requests willbe considered :)
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 06, 2013, 10:26:20 PM
Even last-post-claiming-less :mrgreen:

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 06, 2013, 11:57:38 PM
I thought I was posting in the smilies thread............ due to your decoy.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 07, 2013, 12:00:04 AM
Last the standards went down in the interim? ;) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 07, 2013, 01:56:41 AM
I occasionally put a Last Post at the end of posts in other threads and foregt it here

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 07, 2013, 02:18:03 AM
Last heresy! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 07, 2013, 03:07:15 AM
Alzheimer is the sect du jour

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 07, 2013, 03:15:33 AM
Last blame it on the poor guy! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 07, 2013, 03:20:35 AM
Old Alois has been dead for quite some time and I am not awrae of any zombification on his part

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 07, 2013, 03:27:25 AM
Last everybody is a zombie nowadays Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 07, 2013, 10:43:25 AM
A philosophical (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philosophical_zombie) one?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 07, 2013, 08:16:18 PM
Arise all ye from ye coffins and walk the night.

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 07, 2013, 08:24:53 PM
Arise ye zombie from your coffins
Where you lay rotting til this day
It's time to deal with the base ruffins
That have caused you such dismay
Deal with them since you are so much stronger
Host of zombies now arise
In graveyards you should rot no longer
Soon will the air be filled with cries

Zombies hear, we are calling
Come rise up, make an end
Society is a falling
and shall to hell descend

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 07, 2013, 08:30:07 PM
Zombie nostalgia should not be encouraged.

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 07, 2013, 08:34:33 PM
Have there been singing zombies yet in a mainstream film?

Last and politically marked zombies in movies tend to be Nazis not Commies Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 07, 2013, 08:37:48 PM
Last zombie tattoos Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 07, 2013, 08:39:41 PM
Do you mean the needle and dye ones or the ones with marching bagpipe bands?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 07, 2013, 08:40:55 PM
No, I mean the dripping blood ones.

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 07, 2013, 08:51:53 PM
Sounds like an incompetent tattooist to me

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 07, 2013, 08:59:32 PM
A zombie tattooist then.

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 07, 2013, 09:01:39 PM
One has to put some brain into it

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 07, 2013, 09:42:37 PM
The pen, loaded with blood instead of ink, is more likely to be mightier than the sword.

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 07, 2013, 09:51:34 PM
Depends what is in the blood

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 07, 2013, 10:57:12 PM
It doesn't need to be that extreme.

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 07, 2013, 11:18:18 PM
One can do something against that. TB is hell to treat and it gets more difficult every year (we might see they bad old days come back on that where nothing helps at all), no cure and little treatment for the other two too.

Last only buying time Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 08, 2013, 12:06:21 AM
That no only applies to TB, some gonorrhea strains are proving very hard to treat.

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 08, 2013, 01:17:01 AM
pneumonia is also an old killer on the rise.
Gonorrhea is rarely lethal (as opposed to syphilis)

Last neither is often trasnmitted by tattooing though, hepatitis is Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 08, 2013, 03:14:35 AM
Vampire Zombies with Hep C? Pretty incurable, I'd say.

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 08, 2013, 11:45:19 AM
Who thaid anything about thilly vampires?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 08, 2013, 06:22:41 PM
No one. You don't know any vampire zombies?

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 08, 2013, 06:28:19 PM
Usually both are categorized as living dead ('undead') with the difference that the vampire is self-conscious while the zombie by definition is not.

Last diet is not everything Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 08, 2013, 09:57:40 PM
Last Don't ignore the cross-breeds Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 08, 2013, 10:01:02 PM
In that case we would have had at least one case of a sexual encounter with one party unable to consent.

Last and that's not even going into the necrophilia part post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 08, 2013, 10:37:36 PM
It would never stand up in court.

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 08, 2013, 10:57:29 PM
And who would take care of the hybrid?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 09, 2013, 12:24:31 AM
Last take care as in cooking? ;) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 09, 2013, 12:26:44 AM
Zombie meat cannot be made fit for human consumption by cooking

Last or roasting for that matter Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 09, 2013, 12:31:15 AM
Who said humans would consume it?

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 09, 2013, 12:33:11 AM
Why else should one cook it? Even carrion animals and insects avoid the stuff.

Last no zombie arthropods Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 09, 2013, 12:34:11 AM
I doubt it would be the zombies.

Last vampires may consider it a delicacy Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 09, 2013, 12:49:18 AM
Vampires that are sophisticated enough to have taste are on a 100% liquid diet, the others couldn't care less.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 09, 2013, 03:30:41 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on February 09, 2013, 12:33:11 AM
Even carrion animals and insects avoid the stuff.

This is received wisdom, is it?

When did a werewolve ever hurt you?

Are zombies and vampires mammals?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 09, 2013, 03:36:15 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on February 09, 2013, 03:30:41 AM
Are zombies and vampires mammals?
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 09, 2013, 03:43:57 AM
They don't seem all that original ;D

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 09, 2013, 10:10:30 AM
Despite the clichéed comparisiosn of mammaries and melons, vampire watermelons are not classified as mammals.
As for the 'animals avoid zombies', that is textbook.
As for the werewolves, there was no moral judgement. Just the observation that they are not limited to a 100% liquid diet like the common vampire.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 09, 2013, 06:21:23 PM
Considering that nowadays vampires glitter under the sun, I can't see why they wouldn't take solid food even if it isn't fulfilling.

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 09, 2013, 06:46:57 PM
Well, blood popsicles/ice-lollies could be popular with these abominable new guys

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 10, 2013, 03:10:57 AM
Shame! They should be eating blood infused, rare steaks.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 10, 2013, 04:06:14 AM
The steaks are used for other purposes.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 10, 2013, 05:41:29 AM
Last to heal their black eyes? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 10, 2013, 09:16:58 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 10, 2013, 05:41:29 AM
Last to heal their black eyes? Post

That would have been my answer too

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 10, 2013, 02:33:47 PM
How predictable!

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 10, 2013, 06:09:30 PM
...although I have no idea why steaks have that reputation as a cure.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 10, 2013, 07:39:27 PM
Some people use cucumbers.

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 10, 2013, 07:44:28 PM
Is there anything cucumbers are not used for?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 10, 2013, 09:04:23 PM
Freeing dissidents from Russian Oligarchy?

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 10, 2013, 09:11:15 PM
You mean the bloodsuckers

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 10, 2013, 09:22:58 PM
Russian vampires? Where are the Russian Zombies?

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 10, 2013, 09:24:00 PM
Russian literature knows both

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 10, 2013, 10:43:52 PM
But which use cucumbers?

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 10, 2013, 11:02:52 PM
Well, there are zombie cucumbers but the only connection to Russia I can find on the quick are recipes.

Last no recipes for vampire watermelons with Russian connections Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 11, 2013, 03:09:39 AM
Sounds like a recipe for disaster.

Last of Titanic proportions, or even portions? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 11, 2013, 05:14:04 AM
Last more like tiny portions Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 11, 2013, 09:46:48 AM
Would Liliputian vampires and zombies be worse than the usual ones?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 11, 2013, 03:14:45 PM
They could easily infiltrate our defenses.

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 11, 2013, 03:25:25 PM
But each individual would suck less (in absolute terms; in relative terms probably much more).
Miniature zombies could be swatted und would not necessarily need headshots.
Unless they drop from the ceiling, sturdy boots would provide suitable protection.
Leafblowers and vacuum cleaners could become the zombie defense weapons of choice.

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*since the former are poisonous, this would be fitting
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 11, 2013, 05:37:02 PM
Remember that a single vampire can transform into a cloud of bats.

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 11, 2013, 05:48:07 PM
The former is not canonical and about the latter there is doctrinal dispute

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 11, 2013, 06:27:35 PM
All very well if one remains standing, but beware lying down: the'll get into your eyes, and ears...............

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 11, 2013, 06:32:46 PM
That's about true with any pest

Last including Buda Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 11, 2013, 06:47:01 PM
Last pre-balance period, you mean? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 11, 2013, 06:56:06 PM
Not sure what you mean exactly but simply any non-flying pest will find it easier to get at a horizontal than a vertical target.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 11, 2013, 11:09:39 PM
Last then, Buda? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 12, 2013, 02:15:31 AM
Well, there is the twin city of Buda and Pest but also Mr.Buda, inventor of the car bomb (without using a motorcar yet)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 12, 2013, 03:57:34 AM
Should that be twin city or twin cities?

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 12, 2013, 09:49:00 AM
I assume they started as the one and became the other ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 13, 2013, 03:28:07 PM
Two cities small and relatively close which grow to a point in which they become one city.

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 13, 2013, 04:57:58 PM
Berlin and Cölln got united too by the elector sitting in the castle between them. But unlike with Buda and Pest all parts but Berlin had to abandon their name.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 13, 2013, 05:03:00 PM
Budapest is an exception in that the name is the mix. Other twin cities (like Minneapolis+St. Paul) are regarded locally by their own names, as 'The Twin Cities', but further than that, everybody knows the most important city and ignores the other.

Last from the outside people only recognize the big name, like Miami instead of Ft. Lauderdale and much less the actual suburban city I live in Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 13, 2013, 05:21:12 PM
Garmisch-Partenkirchen
Wanne-Eickel
Clausthal-Zellerfeld

just to name a few from around here

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 13, 2013, 06:56:37 PM
No offense but I haven't heard of them before.

Last how big are they population wise? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 13, 2013, 10:01:58 PM
Well, one had the Winter Olympics during my lifetime, one is famous for its beer even outside the country. The last one (Wanne-Eickel) on the other hand is the German equivalent to Power Cable (Nebraska) (with the only advantage(?) of actually existing).

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 14, 2013, 12:20:41 AM
Yesterday upon the stair
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
Oh how I wish he'd go away

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 14, 2013, 12:25:11 AM
By what process do we note the absence of something?
Is it just by comparing a mental image with what we actually see noting a difference?

Last I could actually post that again under 'Easy Questions?' Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 14, 2013, 12:35:06 AM
Ruled out by repetition.

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 14, 2013, 12:39:07 AM
It did not get repeated here last

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 14, 2013, 12:52:45 AM
No matter, rules is rules, especially when I invent them.

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 14, 2013, 02:08:59 AM
Better to invert than to invent

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 14, 2013, 06:08:43 AM
Ok. It is not allowed to make minus 2 posts on the same topic.

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 14, 2013, 09:59:45 AM
Hm, we will have to delete some food (esp. drink) related threads then completely ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 14, 2013, 01:17:55 PM
Last the post that wasn't there? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 14, 2013, 01:25:51 PM
We will deny anything

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 14, 2013, 01:57:10 PM
Better deny than justify.

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 14, 2013, 02:27:28 PM
Which one can we put into the other one?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 14, 2013, 07:09:34 PM
The other one, surely?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 14, 2013, 08:57:34 PM
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 14, 2013, 08:58:42 PM
Last alternate or alternative? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 14, 2013, 09:00:12 PM
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 14, 2013, 10:19:28 PM
I do not like the trend my hips are showing

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 15, 2013, 12:49:18 AM
Last hips or 'love handles'? ;) Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on February 15, 2013, 01:15:54 AM
Last   EAST COAST GIRLS HAVE HIPS I REALLY DIG THOSE STYLES THEY WEAR   Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 15, 2013, 01:18:38 AM
Oooo! Swato's hips are trending*.......... we'll all want ones like that!

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*actually I dislike this "new-ish" word along with on-trend
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 15, 2013, 01:28:59 AM
The trendcoach came into use in the trends of WW1.

Last almonds a centurio agogo buy now Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 15, 2013, 01:37:51 AM
Did the trendcoach carry the Life Coach?

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 15, 2013, 01:56:41 AM
No he wore a liver coat (livery)

Last Lady Gaga got the idea from there I presume Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 15, 2013, 01:19:59 PM
Last having ideas is crazy Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 15, 2013, 02:35:14 PM
People having ideas, practically homines novi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Novus_homo) are the root of all evil

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 15, 2013, 04:57:18 PM
I disagree, documents from Sumerians, Assyrians, Babylonians, Persians, Egyptians, and later, Mayans, prove that evil was alive and well by the time history arrived.

Last also observation of intelligent species shows individuals behaving in what could be consider evil* ways Post

*the definition of 'evil' is tightly related to culture, but more specifically, to behaviors that go against the well being of the social group.
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 15, 2013, 05:20:43 PM
Well, history was one of those bad ideas. Why else do you think conservatives call for an end of history, stand in its way on principle and always claim not to have  a personal one*?

Last not to forget that culture itself is evil according to Rousseau Post

*in the ominous 'he has a history...' way
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 15, 2013, 06:25:51 PM
But the point is that evil is older than history, older than man.

Last if chimps can go to war and be cannibalistic what hope do we have? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 15, 2013, 06:41:24 PM
They learned that from the ants

Last but that is ancient history Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on February 15, 2013, 06:44:28 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)
Last if chimps can go to war and be cannibalistic what hope do we have? Post

Last   Yer not implyin we come from MONKEYS are yeh!   Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 15, 2013, 06:45:57 PM
Last the correct term is APE ;) :P Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 15, 2013, 07:03:08 PM
Which is just an acronym for alien people equivalent

Last not to be construed as a statement about immigration or coloniialism Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 15, 2013, 07:04:49 PM
Last something like us, but not like us? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 15, 2013, 07:10:02 PM
According to a Pratchett character Dinosaurs are politically correct referred to as pre-petroleum people/persons

Last how would catholicism look with sauridae as dominant members Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 15, 2013, 09:44:20 PM
He broke the mammal, gave it to his disciples and said: this is my [warm] body given for you; do this in remembrance of me.

Last he squeezed the blood of said mammal into a cup and said: this is my [warm] blood, given for you Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 15, 2013, 09:59:16 PM
Not enough blood in the contemporary mammals for a baker's dozen of dinostles :mrgreen:

Last and neutral observers new to Christianity see eucharisty as a cannibalistic ritual when first confronted with it Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 16, 2013, 11:20:50 AM
It is cannibalistic.

Last a dog sized mammal will give you a few cups of blood, enough for a sip by each dino-disciple Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 16, 2013, 11:27:11 AM
But could te dinostles take such small sips?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 16, 2013, 11:54:04 AM
Dinostles would likely be raptors or troodontids and in average they were just a bit larger than a dog.

Last how able to contain themselves is a different question Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 16, 2013, 12:15:04 PM
But the mouth mechanics pose the same problem. They would have trouble do drink from goblets.
Would be interesting, whether they could use straws.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 16, 2013, 03:34:57 PM
Use their tongues?

Last they were supposed to share everything... Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 16, 2013, 03:48:19 PM
Wouldn't that be lapping instead of sipping? ;)

Last Easiest would of course be to pour the liquid into the mouth Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on February 16, 2013, 06:47:46 PM
You're over-thinking this.

Last   they would just take, 'break,' and pass the mammal from one to the next   Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 16, 2013, 07:10:22 PM
Why not just break into the carcass?

Ok, twelve at the same time could pose spatial problems

There are actually several versions depicted.
(http://boingboing.net/images/1149457246_f.jpg)
http://boingboing.net/images/1149457246_f.jpg

(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070119131523/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/bf/Dinosaur_Last_Supper.jpg/640px-Dinosaur_Last_Supper.jpg)
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070119131523/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/bf/Dinosaur_Last_Supper.jpg/640px-Dinosaur_Last_Supper.jpg

Last the second one is a bit shoddy though Post

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Post by: pieces o nine on February 16, 2013, 07:13:33 PM
LAST POST!

(http://mindofmullybizhausshoppe.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/raptor_jesus_by_taylor1320.jpg)
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 16, 2013, 07:17:04 PM
I am the dinope and I approve this message
(http://rookery.s3.amazonaws.com/1124000/1124440_d7e3_625x1000.jpg)
http://rookery.s3.amazonaws.com/1124000/1124440_d7e3_625x1000.jpg

Here is a nice art collection
http://www.worth1000.com/contests/20022/dino-ren

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Post by: pieces o nine on February 16, 2013, 07:21:09 PM
Last   I have a small Book of Cat Hours like that   Post


(http://images.betterworldbooks.com/082/Medieval-Cats-9780821221792.jpg)
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 16, 2013, 07:27:55 PM
What's the difference between a cat and a cad?

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Post by: pieces o nine on February 16, 2013, 07:30:34 PM
Last   pronunciation?   Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 17, 2013, 03:46:09 AM
Last a Computer Assisted Deinonychus Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 17, 2013, 09:32:03 AM
Cats are affably evil.

I am much more fond of them than e.g. of dogs (well-groomed huskies maybe excepted)

Last how would a plumed or feathered cat look like? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 17, 2013, 01:31:34 PM
Looks aren't everything.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 17, 2013, 01:53:19 PM
Last I can haz cheezburger wants a talk with you Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 17, 2013, 01:55:40 PM
If cats looked their character, they'd have no chance.

Last the appeal of naked molerats as pets is also limited Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 17, 2013, 02:13:59 PM
Last newborn babies are ugly too Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 17, 2013, 02:21:07 PM
But ideally they do not stay that way.

Last and the parents have been programmed with a positive bias Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 17, 2013, 04:43:29 PM
Then why so many children are raised by wolves?

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 17, 2013, 04:50:04 PM
Usually a malvolent uncle is involved

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 17, 2013, 09:50:58 PM
How long before Hamlet gets mentioned?

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 17, 2013, 09:55:35 PM
A latecomer I'd say at least in the Lancerattler incarnation

Last few people read Saxo Grammaticus these days Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 17, 2013, 10:03:55 PM
Maybe not so late, just hiding behind the arras in a case of mistaken identity.

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 17, 2013, 10:27:23 PM
The polearm-wielder bowdlerized that part significantly. I guess even on the Elizabethan stage it would have been difficult to depict the manners of disposing of the corpse. A verbal description would not do it justice, esp. because it would require the perpetrator to tell the story twice, once how it actually was to the audience and again as a riddle to the other guys on stage.

An imo very nice movie based on the original story is Prince of Jutland(1994) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110891/combined).
A surprisingly high number of today very famous actors in it (a lot of them at the time still early in their career).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 18, 2013, 02:58:42 AM
Great cast but 5.8 in IMDB...

Last worth seeing? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 18, 2013, 12:19:43 PM
I think so. But do not expect a Hollywood blockbuster.
Plays quite well on the small screen.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 18, 2013, 01:26:17 PM
Hollywood blockbusters are generally mediocre to bad with a few notable exceptions.

Last still, IMDB tends to give you a good idea Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 18, 2013, 01:53:27 PM
I got the impression that many of those low votes were due to false expectations, i.e. commenters were disappointed not necessarily because the movie was bad but because they expected something different. Be honest, ifI told you nothing else but that Christian Bale played the lead in a movie, Kate Beckinsale his love interest and there was Andy Serkis in a supporting role, what kind of movie would you expect? Very few would guess a modest, grit-under-the-nails production from Denmark.
I do not say that the movie is a revelation or a must-see but if you stumble on it, I'd say you should give it a try. Just do not expect an epic.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 18, 2013, 06:45:50 PM
That actually makes sense, I imagine most of the people who watched the movie were driven by Bale and not the classic art-house movie goers that would be more understanding.

Last not good enough to manage the expectations of the Batman crowd Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 18, 2013, 07:09:59 PM
Anything with Helen Mirren in it is a sure fire success these days. And Danish.

Last I want to be Birgitte Borgen when I grow up Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 18, 2013, 07:12:55 PM
Someone was so kind to upload the whole thing to youtube.
I guess sooner or later it will be deleted for copyright violation but until then, you could watch it for free

[youtube=425,350]wWO9WzV8HW0[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWO9WzV8HW0

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 18, 2013, 07:47:56 PM
It's also available in Netflix on streaming, I don't expect they'll remove it soon.

Last but last night I found they took Farscape from digital streaming :'( Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 18, 2013, 08:02:48 PM
The one on youtube seems to be full-length but it seems that there is another version circulating esp. in the US that has been butchered by cutting nearly half an hour and re-editing the carcass.
So keep away from any version  that runs 90 minutes or even shorter

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 19, 2013, 03:23:32 AM
The one in Netflix is 85 minutes long.

Last according to IMDB there is an 89 min version too Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 19, 2013, 05:14:37 AM
Fully charged battery in the Nexus 10 lasts 8 hours, whereas the iPad 4's last 13 hours.

Last time factoids Post

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 19, 2013, 10:30:26 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 19, 2013, 03:23:32 AM
The one in Netflix is 85 minutes long.

Last according to IMDB there is an 89 min version too Post

Those must be the butchered versions then. The one on youtube is 104 minutes. I can't check my DVD since I have no idea where in my huge chaotic collection it currently resides (due to mountains of books I cannot reach major parts of it).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 19, 2013, 02:07:20 PM
Or you have an extended version.

Last I doubt IMDB is intentionally wrong Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 19, 2013, 02:28:48 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 19, 2013, 02:07:20 PM
Last I doubt IMDB is intentionally wrong Post

But still often wrong or listing several obscure versions (by country) but not the main one.
The 104 minutes version makes internal sense while the shortened (+ recut) doesn't (according to user comments).

Slight warning: there is quite a bit of (natural*) nudity in the film. Common for Scandinavian films but potentially shocking to a US audience

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*Viking bathing suits are a Hollywood invention afaict
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 19, 2013, 03:05:19 PM
Full frontal nudity would be considered reason for edition.

Last still there are plenty of it in European films that make it uncut in the versions for rent/streaming Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 19, 2013, 03:29:14 PM
It's mostly from behind and the sides but boobs are displayed frontally too.
And (iirc) Kate Beckinsale stays fully clothed. :mrgreen:

For the US nudity tends to be cut ('serious' movies) or added (saucy movies).

Last the idea does not seem to occur to leave the films as is Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 19, 2013, 05:14:36 PM
BBC making new War and Peace. Focus on emotional stuff and leaving out the rest. (I read abridged, hate).

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 19, 2013, 05:29:06 PM
They could easily abridge it by simply not having everyone address each other with full name  all the time :mrgreen:

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 19, 2013, 07:47:13 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on February 19, 2013, 05:29:06 PM
They could easily abridge it by simply not having everyone address each other with full name  all the time :mrgreen:

:ROFL: :ROFL: :giggle: :ROFL: :ROFL:

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 19, 2013, 08:00:18 PM
A famous German media satire features the opposite problem. A prominent and influential guy wants to revise his radio talks and can 'persuade' the manager to agree to that. He wants to replace the word 'god', which he had used countless times, with 'that higher being that we worship'. This extends the running time significantly leading to conflicts with other departments that would have to sacrifice valuable broadcast time of their own. Given that the piece was written shortly after the war (by later Nobel laureate Heinrich Böll), there are a lot of political undertones in it too.

Last Doktor Murkes gesameltes Schweigen (The collected silence of Dr.Murke) Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 20, 2013, 04:19:25 AM
Last makes a change from lambs Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 20, 2013, 10:47:55 AM
No Hannibal was mentioned during the production of this text/radio play/movie.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 20, 2013, 02:50:16 PM
Last elephant man or Lecter? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 20, 2013, 03:15:12 PM
I assume the cannibal since Griffin obviously alluded to lambs and silence.
There could not have been a mention of this guy in the satire since it predates the anthropohagian significantly.

Last lots of metaphorical elephants in the room though Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 20, 2013, 04:23:32 PM
Last elephants are metaphorical until you are in a room with a real one Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 20, 2013, 08:54:31 PM
And it puts some restrictions on the room

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 20, 2013, 09:20:21 PM
Last you don't want to get stomped Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 20, 2013, 09:23:38 PM
You also don't want the floor to give way due to overload.

Last and the volume must be large enough to accomodate both you and the (small p) pachyderm Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 20, 2013, 09:40:30 PM
Last up close and personal? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 20, 2013, 09:53:48 PM
Anyone in an enclosed space with a live (and conscious) pachyderm is very close to a death sentence.

Last ask zoo keepers Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 20, 2013, 10:06:26 PM
Well, I could easily design a room where this would not be the case :mrgreen:

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 21, 2013, 02:23:50 AM
Last counting on the elephant's inability to jump, eh? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 21, 2013, 03:38:50 AM
Last Daleks learnt to go up stairs Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 21, 2013, 09:14:46 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 21, 2013, 02:23:50 AM
Last counting on the elephant's inability to jump, eh? Post

No, just a room narrow enough that the elephant cannot turn around with a niche at the side large enough for a human to stand in.

Quote from: Griffin NoName on February 21, 2013, 03:38:50 AM
Last Daleks learnt to go up stairs Post

To fly/hover would be more precise

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 21, 2013, 05:07:27 PM
And I assume you'd build such room in a way that neither his legs nor his trunk would be able to reach such spot?

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 21, 2013, 08:58:09 PM
Just put the niche in the middle of the side wall and keep the room short enough that the elephant cannot walk back or forth.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 22, 2013, 12:21:23 PM
Last and pray to the gods that the room is sturdy enough and the elephant isn't claustrophobic Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 22, 2013, 12:30:03 PM
If it is, it will be a dead elephant soon

Last I think elephants are among the animals that can die of high mental stress quickly Post

Another (metaphorical) elephant in the room?:
[youtube=425,350]Mea9VB0up_I[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mea9VB0up_I
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 23, 2013, 02:55:08 AM
Last many birds do that too Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 23, 2013, 12:20:09 PM
But likely not with such theatrics :mrgreen:

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 23, 2013, 05:08:26 PM
Last according to Irene Pepperberg, Alex did those theatrics and more Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 23, 2013, 05:12:07 PM
Was that one of those talking birds that can do more than just curse?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 23, 2013, 07:36:14 PM
He was able to use words in context, solve complex problems, understood the concept of zero and get into the nerves of the staff.

Last he died a few years ago but Ms. Pepperberg still works with two other African Greys Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 23, 2013, 09:52:43 PM
Surely that's racist?

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 23, 2013, 11:45:20 PM
speciesist in this case :mrgreen:

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 24, 2013, 01:06:54 AM
Last you should refer to them as parrot-persons Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 24, 2013, 01:34:48 AM
If the parson is a person has the parrot a pierrot or is arson done by Orson wearing a pale paletot?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 24, 2013, 04:23:52 AM
Last la palette d'il garçon Pierson Perot Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 24, 2013, 04:32:23 AM
Not back to the pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 24, 2013, 05:15:11 AM
Last at least that's better than Dr. Seuss Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 24, 2013, 09:20:28 AM


    er kommt abhanden mit der hand
    er kommt abfußen mit dem fuß
    und trägt in seinem taschenfleisch
    den aufgerollten redefluß

    in acht und bann und neun und zehn
    so übermannt und überfraut
    daß keiner je sich je und je
    und an der tafel nacktes kaut

    sonst triptycht das grammatikkreuz
    staniolverpackt als schwarzer spaß
    als einzahl mehrzahl rübezahl
    als faselhans im faselfaß

Last Hans Arp Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 24, 2013, 01:58:06 PM
Why is it that I find poetry incredibly dull?

Last with the exception of Poe's The Raven Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 24, 2013, 02:06:02 PM
Maybe you are a chartered accountant in denial

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 24, 2013, 07:15:16 PM
Last the vogonity!! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 24, 2013, 07:55:41 PM
The Vogons are clearly a related breed, just more nasty in character.

As for poetry, it depends. I read pretty little of it, unless it is epic or of historical or cultural interest to me.
As you know, I write my own and I at least try not to be too dull there (see in the Arts section)

Last as a result lots of it is NSFW Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 25, 2013, 02:56:02 PM
Last raunchy and witty are perfect for poetry Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 25, 2013, 10:55:42 PM
Outrageousness is often used as a substitute for wit

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 26, 2013, 12:05:57 AM
Last crass can be funny Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 26, 2013, 12:28:34 AM
That can has to carry a lot of weight there

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 26, 2013, 02:27:45 AM
If we all lived in space we wouldn't have weight problems.

Last would we still get type 2 diabetes? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 26, 2013, 10:35:17 AM
It would ease some problem but carry with it a lot of others like muscular atrophia.
I guess the ideal would be an enviroment where one could change the level of gravity without effort.
Technically that could be a very, very large rotating space station. G forces grow from the center outward.

Last or the pole-to-pole shaft. there is (near) zero gravity at the center of the Earth Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 26, 2013, 02:47:58 PM
Last that center is quite toasty and likely radioactive Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 26, 2013, 03:23:22 PM
All a question of proper insulation :mrgreen:

Last and a very long staircase Post

That the shaft ends at the poles might help with proper cool ventilation
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 26, 2013, 06:00:11 PM
Heat differential should create circulation provided that the temperatures on both ends are not the same (likely in spring/autumn).

Last there is the question of the materials that will survive direct contact with hot magma Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 26, 2013, 06:13:45 PM
Would only work with active cooling. The problem is known from rocket engines where the rocket fuel on its way to the combustion chamber is used to cool it and the nozzle. That way the temperature in the chamber can be higher than the melting point of the walls.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 26, 2013, 07:16:28 PM
Would burrowing have to start at one of the poles?

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 26, 2013, 07:52:36 PM
It would likely be easier from the South Pole because it's on land, otherwise one should start from both ends.
Since it is digging a tunnel through the center of a sphere, any supporting sideshafts would take at least as much effort as they woud save.

Last it would not save work to dig from the equator to the center and then Up (in both directions) to the poles Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 26, 2013, 10:25:45 PM
Last have we dug beyond the mantle? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 26, 2013, 10:40:00 PM
We have not even reached the mantle yet.
The deepest drills were in places where the crust is especially thick.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 27, 2013, 02:16:33 AM
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 27, 2013, 02:36:22 AM
Worse, much worse
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http://dilbert.com/dyn/str_strip/000000000/00000000/0000000/000000/00000/7000/100/7124/7124.strip.gif

In case that is hotlink-blocked
(http://www.djken.com/storage/OnLineStuff/AntiCrust.jpg)
http://www.djken.com/storage/OnLineStuff/AntiCrust.jpg

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 27, 2013, 02:42:42 AM
^ :giggle:

It's a good idea to hide one's crusts under the knife.

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 27, 2013, 03:20:00 AM
In the days of old I liked the crusts best. My granny on the mother's side on the other hand could not eat them (not a question of teeth but of lacking a stomach).

Last so we shared when she visited and both sides were happy Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 27, 2013, 03:33:41 AM
I don't like the crust too much but I can't avoid eating it, and when I see someone cutting and throwing the crust I feel very uncomfortable.

Last the crust is still food and I really dislike waste Post
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Post by: Aggie on February 27, 2013, 05:56:53 AM
I've had to block my wasting-food-is-evil perception in order to survive the restaurant industry.  :P


Last it's shamefully wasteful, but hard to avoid Post

I waste very little at home, and even that goes to feed the garden.
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 27, 2013, 07:11:14 AM
As long as toast lands sunny side down, all is well.

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 27, 2013, 11:05:57 AM
Murphy`s law is the only reliable thing in the world

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 27, 2013, 12:27:34 PM
That interesting mix of statistics and emotional perception has always been among us.

Last it isn't that the pessimistic outcome is that much more likely but we notice them more because the consequences are long lasting Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 27, 2013, 12:51:04 PM
The jelly toast at least has a base in reality, although it is not, as many assume, a question of the properties of the toast.

Last it's the dropping height Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 27, 2013, 01:43:55 PM
All are based on reality.

Last I went to an engineering school, I know them to be true and are part of the curriculum Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 27, 2013, 02:08:14 PM
How are Gremlins classified?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 27, 2013, 02:47:06 PM
Last PG13? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 27, 2013, 03:05:03 PM
I thought more about taxonomy

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Post by: Aggie on February 27, 2013, 05:25:29 PM
Taxonomy? Abies Vulpes Merluccius!


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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 27, 2013, 06:24:09 PM
Furry tetrapods are always intriguing.

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 27, 2013, 06:24:56 PM
Quote from: Aggie on February 27, 2013, 05:25:29 PM
Taxonomy? Abies Vulpes Merluccius!

You will go away, fox from Merlucci?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 27, 2013, 06:30:08 PM
Do not call for Mercutio.

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Post by: Aggie on February 27, 2013, 06:44:03 PM
What's in a name? Vulgar names reveal the vulgarity of that string of genera.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 27, 2013, 06:49:13 PM
Or the vulgarity of those who named them.

Last Linnaeus Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 27, 2013, 06:52:19 PM
vulgar is nothing else but another word for popular

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 27, 2013, 07:15:40 PM
Better the Volga.

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 27, 2013, 07:22:16 PM
Do you mean the car? Better not.

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Post by: Aggie on February 28, 2013, 03:20:38 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on February 27, 2013, 06:52:19 PM
vulgar is nothing else but another word for popular

Or 'common', if you like...

Last FFS, do I always need to explicitly explain this horrible cross-language monstrosity of a pun? ;) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 28, 2013, 10:42:36 AM
There is a lot of fun in deliberate obtuseness :mrgreen:

I wondered why no one made a pun on the double meaning of 'classified'.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 28, 2013, 02:11:19 PM
Last it all depends on what kinds of classifieds are you looking at Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 28, 2013, 02:27:08 PM
Oh, I did nor remember that opportunity for a triple entendre

Last no member pun intended Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 28, 2013, 03:18:32 PM
You can classify the classifieds that should be classified.

Last a class on their own Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 28, 2013, 03:58:04 PM
That somehow reminds me of the radiation proof underwear sold to Victorian ladies after the discovery of the 'indecent' x-rays.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 28, 2013, 05:35:28 PM
Last bones are definitively obscene Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 28, 2013, 06:58:13 PM
Or obscure.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 28, 2013, 07:25:07 PM
I believe certain forms of calcification may render them black but AFAIK they are usually white.

Last ask the chemist Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 28, 2013, 08:35:22 PM
Interestingly commercial black was for a long time almost exclusively won from bones (or ivory for those who could afford it).

Last the best black from the proverbial white Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 28, 2013, 09:09:26 PM
Are you telling us that laser toner is made from human bones?

Last :o Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 28, 2013, 09:15:58 PM
Not necessarily human

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 28, 2013, 10:19:21 PM
Last at least that would explain the outrageous price on ink Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 28, 2013, 10:23:23 PM
It would be even more expensive, if the source was sepia

Last btw, how do you ink* a squid in the first place? Post

*one milks cows, so one naturally inks squids
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 01, 2013, 02:54:00 AM
I'm sure the ink comes from the corpses of the squid.

Last and then they are eaten Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 01, 2013, 02:56:49 AM
Like, squeeze the ink out before cooking?

Last cooking instructions are always dull reading Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 01, 2013, 02:57:34 AM
You have to ask Aggie.

Last I've never cooked squid Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 01, 2013, 03:05:24 AM
I guess squid are nothing to write home about.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 01, 2013, 09:53:32 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 01, 2013, 02:54:00 AM
I'm sure the ink comes from the corpses of the squid.

Last and then they are eaten Post

Is that different from cows and chickens? ;)

Last ok, milk and eggs usually get extracted before slaughter Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 01, 2013, 03:15:30 PM
You can get caviar the old fashion way and kill the sturgeon to get it.

Last but you don't have to Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 01, 2013, 03:22:18 PM
What about zombie livestock?

Last dead milk? Post
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Post by: Aggie on March 01, 2013, 07:17:03 PM
That would require dead milkmen:
[youtube=425,350]ZyaK3jo4Sl4[/youtube]

Quote from: Swatopluk on February 28, 2013, 10:23:23 PM
btw, how do you ink* a squid in the first place?

Frighten them?

It's held in an internal sack, which can be removed when cleaning the squid.  I've rarely (never?) worked with whole fresh squid.
The ink can be used as natural food colouring to make black foods.  I have worked with black sepia pasta before.

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Post by: Aphos on March 01, 2013, 07:42:43 PM
Last zombie milkmen want to eat your brain Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 01, 2013, 11:01:35 PM
Always these prejudices against the non-voodoo differently alive :(

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 02, 2013, 03:28:42 AM
Last not all zombies are created equal Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 02, 2013, 05:55:08 AM
Last anti-zombieism is to be deplored Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 02, 2013, 08:54:33 AM
Walk with a zombie in solidarity

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Post by: Aphos on March 02, 2013, 11:41:09 AM
Last differently living Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 02, 2013, 05:45:02 PM
No, it's alive not living in this case.

Last take it up with the members of the Ankh-Morpork Fresh Start Club Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 02, 2013, 07:32:31 PM
Shouldn't that be the Flesh Start Club?

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 02, 2013, 07:42:46 PM
No, that is either butchers' guild or that for exotic dancers and related trades

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 03, 2013, 12:28:30 AM
Exotoc dancers, on the whole, are not very exotic.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 03, 2013, 12:32:24 AM
In Ankh-Morpork they can very well be.

Last although the idea of dwarfish strippers is still unthinkable even there Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 03, 2013, 01:54:06 AM
Last too much hair? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 03, 2013, 04:37:55 AM
Hair today. Gone tomorrow.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 03, 2013, 06:28:23 AM
Last that sounds like my head Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 03, 2013, 09:19:36 AM
It's also the name of many hairdresser establishments

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 03, 2013, 01:09:32 PM
The use of acid may have some secondary effects.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 03, 2013, 01:47:17 PM
Since when does LSD lead to loss of hair? ;)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 03, 2013, 05:16:10 PM
No, I think it is poured on top of the head to bleach the hair while doing an exotic dance.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 03, 2013, 05:36:44 PM
I thought that was more a case for lyes not acid

Last but what do I know about cosmetic products and procedures? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 03, 2013, 06:56:01 PM
Thankfully I have only one experience of nits. They are a pain in the head.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 03, 2013, 07:18:36 PM
If they are in the head, they will not cause pain but you are in real trouble. ;)

In German they run over the liver not the brain.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 03, 2013, 10:00:05 PM
Last careful not to hit the head? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 03, 2013, 10:14:20 PM
I think it has more to do with alliteration.
I just looked it up and the saying was already around fully formed in 1510.
The liver was there first, the louse added later. Originally it was something running over someone's liver, and this got modiefied to some small thing and in the end to the louse as something really small and insignificant and also alliterating.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 03, 2013, 11:03:00 PM
So long delousing doesn't become decapitating...

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 03, 2013, 11:10:21 PM
Slash and burn may be enough

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 04, 2013, 01:25:15 AM
Last why not just shave and burn the residue Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 04, 2013, 01:26:32 AM
No, no, don't take away the fun. I love nit combs.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 04, 2013, 01:28:40 AM
Not enough heat to get to the ones hiding under the skin.
Only a full hair fire will do that

Last and the smell is impressive Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 04, 2013, 01:30:15 AM
Last not the smell! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 04, 2013, 01:31:25 AM
The smell of burning hair is indeed terrible.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 04, 2013, 03:02:35 AM
Last it looks terrible too Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 04, 2013, 04:37:02 AM
Leaning over the gas stove to light a cigarette was always a mistake. Unfortunately I never remembered from one time to the next.

Last in the 60's we used to iron our hair Post
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Post by: Aphos on March 04, 2013, 09:16:17 AM
Adam Savage:  "Am I missing an eyebrow?"

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 04, 2013, 10:10:29 AM
I once saw a man on a subway station accidentally setting his short grey hair on fire. It looked exactly the way iron wool burns, actually quite fascinating. It took some time before the guy even noticed (iirc someone had to tell him) and it took no more than a few pats with the bare hands to extinguish it. If it had not been for the smell, it would have been just funny (I do not think the scalp got burned or otherwise injured).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 04, 2013, 12:57:46 PM
How exactly is that someone can have his/her hair burning and not figuring it out?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 04, 2013, 01:07:18 PM
The hair sits above the person's eye level. When turning the eyes upwards, they disappear inside one's head, therefore preventing site of what lies above. As to the smell, it could come from anywhere.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 04, 2013, 01:36:12 PM
There was not that much to burn and, as I said, it behaved like iron wool, more smouldering than aflame. And he got notified quickly.

(http://www.seilnacht.com/versuche/tneisw2.JPG)
http://www.seilnacht.com/versuche/tneisw2.JPG

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 04, 2013, 03:34:28 PM
Add sound and heat to smell and it should be a no-brainer

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 04, 2013, 04:13:05 PM
Blackbeard's famous habit must have had the olfactory side effect too

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 04, 2013, 06:25:12 PM
The question is, what was his regular 'perfume'...

Last no showers on ships Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 04, 2013, 06:39:47 PM
But enough soaking in seawater :mrgreen:

However he stank otherwise, smouldering hair would very likely top it.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 04, 2013, 06:51:43 PM
Last one more offensive odor under his hat Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 04, 2013, 09:35:35 PM
Better that than ordure.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 04, 2013, 10:30:53 PM
I assume he had enough of that in other places

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 05, 2013, 03:41:05 AM
One is reminded that a lady glows.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 05, 2013, 10:08:07 AM
Wasn't that gloss or is she active in the radio way?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 05, 2013, 02:31:30 PM
Marie Curie literally glowed in the dark.

Last radioactive Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 05, 2013, 06:28:57 PM
And her notes (kept behind lead glas) can be read in the dark.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 05, 2013, 07:40:03 PM
I wonder if we would remember her in the same fashion hadn't she died like she did.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 05, 2013, 08:04:05 PM
It's remarkable that she even reached that age. The conditions she worked under were terrible and her health must have been strong not to catch pneumonia or worse. She was not the first radiation victim either. In a way she was responsible for the death of her mentor because it was her gift of a vial of radium that he always wore in his breast pocket that gave him the cancer that killed him.

She did a lot more than just meddle in unstable elements ;) (e.g. her work for the League of Nations or the equal treatment of women in the sciences)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 05, 2013, 08:53:10 PM
I suspect that in her male dominated society she would've been an obscure scientist as opposed to the current symbol in which she became after her death. Other women scientists did critical discoveries in the previous century to be eclipsed by their male counterparts.

Last we're still a way off a true gender neutral society Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 05, 2013, 09:24:25 PM
But I do not think here death mattered much on that topic.
Btw, she got lucky. She was warned not to take inorganic chemistry because 'nothing to discover there anymore'. It happens so often that later great scientists get told that. Maybe it clears the field for them (because nobody else is looking in those 'dead' areas).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 05, 2013, 09:53:00 PM
Last literally dead areas Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 05, 2013, 10:04:55 PM
But ready for resurrection :mrgreen: :zombie:

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 05, 2013, 10:17:18 PM
General cellular degradation through multiple DNA errors aren't a recognized way for viable organisms.

Last zombies will require something else to operate Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 05, 2013, 10:33:58 PM
Cancer is very much alive, too much actually.

Last humungous fungus Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 06, 2013, 07:57:40 PM
Yes but untreated cancer is irrevocably terminal.

Last the only function of a tumor is to keep making more of it Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 06, 2013, 08:07:19 PM
It's a living ;)

Hm, some fundie sects preach the same: Go forth an multiply (and more than our rivals. We win by outbreeding them).

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 06, 2013, 09:06:11 PM
How to Breed Atheists.

Great book title.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 06, 2013, 09:58:08 PM
Atheists love the breeding process.

Last but are reluctant at parenting ;) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 06, 2013, 10:03:14 PM
The titles seems not to have been taken yet.

I think the problem is not in the breeding but the upbringing.

Last unless there indeed is a 'spiritual gene' that could be bred out Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 06, 2013, 10:15:14 PM
Last how do you outbreed the believing breeders? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 06, 2013, 10:31:04 PM
By fluoridation of their drinking water of course :mrgreen:

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 06, 2013, 10:40:31 PM
Last remind me at what concentration is fluorine toxic? :devil2: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 06, 2013, 11:43:39 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluoride_toxicity
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluorose

Fluorine gas is difficult to obtain. Better to use chlorine.
HF as gas or solution is nasty too (and etches glas)

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Post by: pieces o nine on March 07, 2013, 02:20:07 AM
Last   infuse the water with this   Post

(http://www.biolegend.com/media_assets/wordelements/Silicon.png) (http://www.biolegend.com/media_assets/wordelements/Nitrogen.png)
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 07, 2013, 09:14:19 AM
Unfortunately silicon nitride is not soluble in water

Last it took me far too long to get the joke Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 07, 2013, 12:22:58 PM
Chemists are sinners and don't even know it!

Last :mrgreen: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 07, 2013, 12:35:51 PM
And mathematicians co-siners

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Post by: Aphos on March 07, 2013, 12:46:50 PM
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 07, 2013, 12:55:31 PM
You mean they could go off on a tangent?

Last pure hyperbole Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 07, 2013, 01:37:46 PM
Last the way they derive their conclusions is integral to their limits Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 07, 2013, 01:49:02 PM
One has to differentiate between mere functionaries and true transformative operators Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 07, 2013, 02:12:42 PM
That is the Last time!

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 07, 2013, 02:34:45 PM
According to some (too many, if you ask me) we live in the End Times.

Last for 2 millennia already Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 07, 2013, 03:12:23 PM
The question is a matter of definitions.

Last how soon is soon and what exactly is the end? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 07, 2013, 03:24:52 PM
For a thousand years in thy sight are but as yesterday when it is past, and as a wtch in the night. (Psalm 90:4)
But, beloved, be not ignorant* of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day (2.Peter 3:8)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 07, 2013, 05:14:51 PM
Last ample warning about hellish conditions Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 07, 2013, 09:05:20 PM
Actually not much of that in the Bible (and even less description of heaven).

Last the devil is in the details, those that had to be added later Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 08, 2013, 02:24:59 AM
Last something akin to what is described in His Dark Materials Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 08, 2013, 02:33:49 AM
I come late to the mathematical party. I hope my abscence was logged.

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Post by: Aggie on March 08, 2013, 06:12:15 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 06, 2013, 10:15:14 PM
Last how do you outbreed the believing breeders? Post

The best way to make more atheists is to encourage fundamentalists to have more children. The most hypocritical and virulent strains of orthodoxy are the most likely to cause an individual to openly reject them.  Tolerant, open-minded and less-delusional strains of organized faith-systems are probably more likely to have followers drift away, but less likely to run screaming in the other direction.

Last surviving a nasty meme can often result in immunity to it Post


Next question:  How do we outbreed the compulsive consumers?
I'm pretty sure we're already outbreeding the wolves and fat cats, but they have power in numbers starting with $.
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 08, 2013, 09:40:42 AM
Unfortunately the rejection rate tends to be below 50%, so in relative terms quiver-full tactics will not critically weaken the fundie side, esp. when they can create a large enough monoculture, so there is no obvious visible alternative to those born into it(cf. the polygamist Mormon splinter groups that have acquired State-within-a-state status in certain areas of the country).

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 08, 2013, 10:26:06 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on March 08, 2013, 09:40:42 AM
..........so there is no obvious visible alternative to those born into it........

In the valley of the blind...............

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 08, 2013, 10:52:39 AM
But only if the blind don't do ophtalmectomies on infants just to be sure.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 08, 2013, 04:44:38 PM
Now I wonder if you placed all fundamentalists in one isolated place and check back a thousand years later would've them kept their restrictive society intact?

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 08, 2013, 06:10:18 PM
There are precedents. The society may not be the same but the restrictiveness could very well endure.

Last or the whole thing could have perished as a result of inflexibility and in-fighting Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 08, 2013, 06:13:32 PM
Many factors can alter the recipe.

Last the genetic factor should be considered too Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 08, 2013, 06:20:45 PM
Are we talking inbred hillbillies here?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 08, 2013, 06:51:51 PM
Not necessarily, many recent studies point to common factors among religious individuals and/or right leaning individuals which may point to genetic elements in play. If that were true, current conservative societies that not long ago lived in relative isolation should show up more markedly on the same markers.

Last compare an Iranian to a Dutch Post
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Post by: Aggie on March 08, 2013, 06:54:46 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on March 08, 2013, 09:40:42 AM
Unfortunately the rejection rate tends to be below 50%, so in relative terms quiver-full tactics will not critically weaken the fundie side, esp. when they can create a large enough monoculture, so there is no obvious visible alternative to those born into it(cf. the polygamist Mormon splinter groups that have acquired State-within-a-state status in certain areas of the country).

Yes, this depends on a society with religious freedom. However, a repressed society is also more prone to catastrophic revolutions.  The appearance of freedom goes a long way to maintaining voluntary compliance.

EDIT: Iran's a good example of why theocracies have a hard time enforcing restrictions on a well-educated and modernized population.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 08, 2013, 07:18:42 PM
As I said, the society may not stay the same and may undergo revolution(s). But those more likely than not end in just a different repressive equilibrium.
Look at Russia or Mexico for example. China too. The most 'liberal' era in China was during the Mongol rule because for a time the rigid class/social system became actually permeable.

It is of course a bit more complicated. In theory anyone freeborn in China could reach the highest levels of government through talent but it required extreme adherence and submission to the very conservative ideology, so a peasant becoming governor of a province did not undermine the rigidly stratified society but confirmed it.
The Roman Catholic Church at times ran that way too. Iirc at least one pope was an ex-slave (as was according to tradition one of the more famous emperors of Byzantium, another society proverbially rigid and conservative).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 08, 2013, 07:47:55 PM
The Iranian case is interesting, it is clear that the urban Iranians were more sophisticated but the country as a whole is extremely conservative which explains why despite the educated base in Teheran the regime has been very successful containing them.

Last I just wonder if some genetic selection has taken place Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 08, 2013, 08:11:34 PM
Too short a period to tell (the regime is not even half a century in power). The religious history of Persia from the beginning* (Zoroastrianism) to today (a version of Shiite Islam) is fascinating. The culture seems to have always been a breeding ground for religious experiments (the Bahá'i Faith is also from there).
And Persians seems to have rarely followed 'orthodoxy' put put their own stamp on everything (e.g.Perisn artists did not follow the ban on images in religious contexts that orthodox Islam mandates).

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*leaving out the earlier Elamite era because there is little secure knowledge about it (iirc). It seems that Elam was the 'big other' for the ancient Mesopotamians, a culture seen as very distinct from their own (while the other neighbours were far more similar).

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 08, 2013, 09:00:20 PM
Last How to Get to Heaven With the Hutterites (http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2013/mar/08/heaven-with-the-hutterites-review) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 08, 2013, 09:01:09 PM
Off topic: How to circumvent certain aspects of the new Mississippi sex education law http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06kT9yfj7QE
(sadly, the clip cannot actually be shown at Mississippi schools)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 08, 2013, 09:05:09 PM
Off Topic!!! In the Last Post thread!!! How do you do that?

Last Put a sock in it Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 08, 2013, 09:11:00 PM
Natural or artificial fiber?

Last a topic is something held up for more than 3 posts Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 08, 2013, 09:16:48 PM
Last I thought a topic was a cream Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 08, 2013, 09:31:05 PM
And tropes are something related to countries near the equator.

Last in German it actually is the same word: Tropen Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 08, 2013, 09:34:08 PM
Last tropes or troops? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 08, 2013, 09:38:48 PM
Our beloved defence people want to steal more money from the sick and poor. There will be none of us left to be defended soon.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 08, 2013, 09:49:04 PM
Is troopopause a synonym for armistice (or armrest)? :mrgreen:

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 08, 2013, 09:50:29 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on March 08, 2013, 09:38:48 PM
Our beloved defence people want to steal more money from the sick and poor. There will be none of us left to be defended soon.
And who told you they were defending you?

Last so-called defense departments are the epitome of corporatism, a publicly funded army to defend and/or impose the will of the wealthy Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 08, 2013, 09:59:35 PM
It was an Orwellian act to rename the war department (worldwide).
And then someone came up with the idea to rename first strikes and wars of aggression as forward defense.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 08, 2013, 10:01:52 PM
Last we should declare a war on euphemisms Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 08, 2013, 10:17:08 PM
Isn't euphemism itself one?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 08, 2013, 10:35:11 PM
Blasphemy!

Last indeed it is Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 09, 2013, 02:05:45 AM
And blas for you! (ok, not a great joke, but it would be if Eddie Izzard said it)

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 09, 2013, 02:19:54 AM
Sodomie, so ick die

Last even worse (German) pun Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 09, 2013, 02:25:18 AM
SEW-- A NEEDLE PULLING THREAD
LA-- A NOTE TO FOLLOW SEW
TEA-- A DRINK WITH JAM AND BREAD
THAT WILL BRING US BACK TO DO... oh oh oh

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 09, 2013, 02:35:35 AM
Here you see surrealism in its natural habitat

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 09, 2013, 03:17:17 AM
Last Dalí turning on his grave Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 09, 2013, 03:48:22 AM
Alas poor Yorrick.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 09, 2013, 11:08:15 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 09, 2013, 03:17:17 AM
Last Dalí turning on his grave Post

I think a rotation device in or on the grave is an idea that would appeal to Dali

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 09, 2013, 08:15:19 PM
Like a roasting spit?

Last yummy corpses Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 09, 2013, 09:03:15 PM
Those usually get torrefied not roasted

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 11, 2013, 11:12:58 PM
Toryfied?

Last watching the original House of Cards Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 11, 2013, 11:15:50 PM
Last avoid looking in the looking glass, or throwing stones Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 11, 2013, 11:17:13 PM
Last always in glass houses Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 12, 2013, 01:58:31 AM
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Last avoid looking in the looking glass, or throwing stones Post

I think the important thing is not to stand between two mirrors

Last at least for witches Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 12, 2013, 02:26:31 AM
Standing like P09 for Pope?

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Post by: pieces o nine on March 12, 2013, 03:03:54 AM
Last    What? What am I missing?   Post





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Post by: Swatopluk on March 12, 2013, 09:09:04 AM
This thread will pose real riddles for later scholars.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 12, 2013, 10:42:28 AM
It poses challenges to current readers.

Last current and future anthropologists beware Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 12, 2013, 10:49:12 AM
The salvation is in the black not the red currant.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 12, 2013, 03:35:15 PM
Last Bach's courantes where usually inked in black Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 12, 2013, 06:25:42 PM
And that is the problem. His autographs are now under attack from their own ink. Now there is a race against time to save them.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 12, 2013, 06:43:31 PM
And they think light can travel faaster than the speed of time......... or something.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 12, 2013, 06:59:09 PM
Last are you channeling Qwerty? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 12, 2013, 07:15:44 PM
Why should she dig a lengthy hole into our sibling?

Last and time has be ydefinition no speed Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 12, 2013, 08:24:18 PM
I beg to disagree, if you understand time as a dimension not only you can move along in both directions but do so at different rates, even if we perceive such rate as unique.

Last let gravity or speed affect it and your perception will be different to that of an unaffected observer Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 12, 2013, 08:39:43 PM
speed is as per definition a time-dependent quantity, so time cannot have a speed itself, only a rate along a dimension non-identical with it.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 12, 2013, 08:54:58 PM
A definition that assumes (wrongly) that time is absolute.

Last try to use the relative speed defense in court Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 12, 2013, 09:13:14 PM
all a question of the proper coordinate transformation.
The definition of speed does not require absolutes or linear coordinates. It must only fulfill the condition of differentiability.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 12, 2013, 09:25:00 PM
As in Train A goes out West at 1:00 PM and Train B goes out East at 1:30 PM...?

Last differential equation Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 12, 2013, 09:31:52 PM
Those can get nasty when non-linear (and often even when not).

Last undifferentiated fear is integral Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 13, 2013, 12:09:02 AM
Fear is the mind killer, fear is the little death that brings total obliteration...

Last Bene Gesserit litany Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 13, 2013, 12:24:38 AM
But without fear we would likely not be here

Last but our ancestors would have been a prime source of nutrition for those of today's lions Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 13, 2013, 04:29:44 AM
It's vector analysis that gets me going. Those winds can blow.

Last an aeroplane is flying due south Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 13, 2013, 10:04:57 AM
The problem starts when it deviates from a strict E-W or N-S course.

Last loxodrome Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 13, 2013, 12:36:53 PM
Last diagonally prejudiced? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 13, 2013, 01:10:17 PM
spirals are always problematic.

Last better be orthogonal Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 13, 2013, 02:19:29 PM
Last as long as it's not your orthodontist Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 13, 2013, 05:37:43 PM
If he has spiralled out of control this has not affected me since I had not need for his services for many years now.

Last dental surgeons on the other hand... Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 13, 2013, 06:39:17 PM
Does anyone have their teeth shaved into odd shapes ?

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 13, 2013, 06:49:39 PM
We are not Hare Krishna!

Last or New-Orleansian Vamps Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 13, 2013, 08:52:10 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on March 13, 2013, 06:49:39 PM
We are not Hare Krishna!

You can't prove that.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 13, 2013, 09:00:43 PM
Too many proven meateaters here to belong to that cult

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 13, 2013, 09:08:59 PM
How do you know the meat has actually been eaten? Do you use SpyCams like in the forests looking for rare nocturnal species?

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 13, 2013, 09:12:15 PM
No, I check the blood and urine.
And I take people at their word, if that can be used against them :mrgreen:

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 13, 2013, 09:15:47 PM
Chicken last night, but I can't prove it was unadulterated.

Last  dieting is for idiots as fattening is for pigs Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 13, 2013, 09:19:00 PM
Has a chicken ever been charged with adultery?

Last I would not put it byeond some medieval guys who also condemned may beetles to death by hanging Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 13, 2013, 09:22:49 PM
I know not, but maybe they have been subject to the ducking stool.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 13, 2013, 09:24:05 PM
Chickens and ducks is not adultery but bestiality

Last and in the river bed no less Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 13, 2013, 09:46:46 PM
Is interspecies sex truly bestiality if no humans are involved?

Last heck, is it even deviant? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 13, 2013, 09:52:54 PM
cross-species-fornication simply doesn't have the same ring to it.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 13, 2013, 10:16:49 PM
It happens all the time...

Last and certain dolphins are the ones hounding humans Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 13, 2013, 10:20:31 PM
Plus all those gay birds. Especially embarassing were those gay vultures in the Israeli Bible Zoo (run by ultraorthodox Jews).

There is also increased interracial dating (and shockingly also mating) between white and brown bears in the North.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 13, 2013, 11:14:25 PM
There are plenty of natural hybrids among birds & mammals that I know of.

Last I would imagine the same happens with reptiles, amphibians, fish & invertebrates Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 13, 2013, 11:31:30 PM
On the other hand there is the phenomenon of the Ring Species (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring_species).

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 14, 2013, 12:50:09 AM
Objection. A circle has no end.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 14, 2013, 12:55:26 AM
A rings is not necessarily closed

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 14, 2013, 02:33:12 AM
Last aren't you confusing links with rings? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 14, 2013, 04:48:17 AM
Last who said anything about golf? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 14, 2013, 10:33:57 AM
What about a three ring circus?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 14, 2013, 08:16:17 PM
One ring to kill them all.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 14, 2013, 08:18:49 PM
One king to fine them

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 15, 2013, 01:21:06 AM
Last taxman vs highway robber Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 15, 2013, 01:24:29 AM
Where's the actual difference?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 15, 2013, 01:37:16 AM
Last the master, of course! Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 15, 2013, 01:57:33 AM
Master is just a construct of matter.

Last everyone is equal before the money piles up Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 15, 2013, 02:03:49 AM
I disagree, a psychopath isn't 'equal' to a regular empathetic person.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 15, 2013, 02:10:14 AM
Both follow their own path

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 15, 2013, 02:37:36 AM
But where does it lead?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 15, 2013, 03:53:55 AM
Cut their brains out !! That'll sort them.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 15, 2013, 09:54:06 AM
The problem with psychopaths is that there is something missing in the brain already.

Cutting just a few wires would turn the nicer type of saint into one.

Last admittedly a lot of saints were not nice and often had psychopathic tendencies Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 15, 2013, 03:37:57 PM
The guy from The Wisdom of Psychopaths claims that more than one saint was a psychopath.

Last starting from one Saul of Tarsus Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 15, 2013, 03:44:44 PM
Rhymes well with the undisputed fact that saintliness is so off normal human behaviour, that its has to be classified as mental.

Last the question is just whether it is the harmless or the harmful variety Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 15, 2013, 04:02:24 PM
The guy draws some parallels with Buddhist monks who are able to turn off certain emotional responses, but that is done through training while a Saint Augustine may have been like that all the time.

Last then again check out the top 10 professions for psychopathy* Post

*1. CEO
2. Lawyer
3. Media (Television/Radio)
4. Salesperson
5. Surgeon
6. Journalist
7. Police officer
8. Clergy person
9. Chef
10. Civil servant
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 15, 2013, 04:08:13 PM
This list seems intuitively correct.

Last although I do not fully understand about the chefs. Are they like in the movies? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 15, 2013, 04:11:16 PM
Apparently they are worse...

Last who wuddha thunk... Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 15, 2013, 04:30:12 PM
Well, in German there is no difference between Chef and CEO

(a chef is a Chefkoch over here and Chef means one's superior in the workplace = boss)

Last and neither one usually has to eat the soup he produced Post

(in der Regel muß weder der eine noch der andere die Suppe auslöffeln, die er eingebrockt hat)
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 15, 2013, 04:52:03 PM
A chef doesn't drink the soup usually because he a) already tasted it while cooking it and b) is usually sick of the stuff he cooks all the time.

Last a CEO knows how poisonous his/her products are Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 15, 2013, 05:01:39 PM
The chef may as well. Not to speak of notorious examples of revengeful spitting or urinating into the soup.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 15, 2013, 05:08:44 PM
I thought it was the maître who did that.

Last a corporate chef would piss in the tank Post
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Post by: Aggie on March 15, 2013, 05:13:25 PM
A real chef wouldn't taint the food; it might affect the taste.

Kitchens (according to the classical French scheme) are structured as military units, and many chefs seem to think they are little military commanders. Less formal kitchens are more along the lines of a feral dog pack; either way, dominance displays seem to be the usual order of things.


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I don't run things that way, but my co-chef does to a large degree.  We play good cop/bad cop to the other cooks, or more aptly saint and sinner (which he has tattooed across his throat).
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 15, 2013, 05:27:45 PM
Chefs have taken revenge by tainting the food. It is said that waiters do it more often but in a less noxious way.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 15, 2013, 05:43:02 PM
But surely they don't poison the whole batch.

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Post by: Aggie on March 15, 2013, 10:14:24 PM
Oh, I'm sure it's happened, but I consider it to be in very poor taste.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 15, 2013, 10:48:41 PM
Why do you assume that bodily harm is the intent. Like the classic feces baked into chocolate cake the revenge is sweetest when the victim does not realize that anything unusual has happened. The revelation can come later or not at all.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 16, 2013, 01:48:41 AM
For all we know pee may enhance the flavor.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 16, 2013, 09:49:33 AM
It is used in many processes that lead to products we use on a daily basis.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 16, 2013, 05:07:37 PM
Is that how to get a good tan?

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 16, 2013, 08:42:48 PM
If you get your hide tanned, you tend to get rather pissed off. With leather it is the other way around.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 16, 2013, 09:59:48 PM
My hide goes red very easily.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 16, 2013, 10:16:49 PM
It would be extremly tasteless to make jokes about tanned human hide in your presence.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 17, 2013, 04:27:30 AM
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 17, 2013, 09:23:55 AM
St.Laurentius in slow motion ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 17, 2013, 03:48:41 PM
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 17, 2013, 04:08:44 PM
If you mean Mr. of Arabia, he was also possibly queer

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Post by: Aggie on March 17, 2013, 04:15:49 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 17, 2013, 03:48:41 PM
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A quick wit, too...

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 17, 2013, 07:09:49 PM
And the grill became a heraldic symbol

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 17, 2013, 08:23:25 PM
I thought it was a gate.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 17, 2013, 09:49:02 PM
grate not gate

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 17, 2013, 10:30:32 PM
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 17, 2013, 10:45:44 PM
Unser Wissen ist Stückwerk - St.Paul

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 18, 2013, 02:32:44 AM
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 18, 2013, 11:02:28 AM
Will Dick Turpin ride again?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 18, 2013, 02:35:23 PM
When the economic crisis is over, and the streets of London are once again paved in gold.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 18, 2013, 02:47:41 PM
A cry-sease?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 18, 2013, 07:26:48 PM
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 18, 2013, 07:58:09 PM
Hue and cry

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 18, 2013, 08:42:31 PM
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 18, 2013, 08:53:49 PM
More the crow of Hugo

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 19, 2013, 02:28:31 AM
Last wouldn't that be the craw then? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 19, 2013, 10:18:29 AM
Don't know how coarse he was after drinks.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 19, 2013, 01:25:21 PM
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 19, 2013, 06:32:46 PM
of course off course

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 19, 2013, 06:59:10 PM
Three course menu off the day.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 19, 2013, 07:04:16 PM
cursory movement of the cursor may lead to concourse rather than intercourse

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 19, 2013, 07:34:36 PM
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 19, 2013, 07:42:38 PM
Why not funnel vision instead

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 19, 2013, 07:49:21 PM
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 19, 2013, 08:52:21 PM
Towards the singularity.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 20, 2013, 12:00:26 AM
There seems to be a plurality of singularities.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 20, 2013, 12:04:27 AM
But a sum of singularities always yields 1.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 20, 2013, 01:23:26 AM
That's totally untenable.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 20, 2013, 09:48:23 AM
Cross Pole-in-Nation?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 20, 2013, 12:25:37 PM
The Colbert Nation is in hiatus currently.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 20, 2013, 12:56:26 PM
But his sister won her primary and will likely face Mark "Appalachian trail" Sanford in the main election.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 20, 2013, 01:38:11 PM
Better that than Mark Anthony.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 20, 2013, 04:38:32 PM
Had his fleet gone down in flames I'm sure he would've committed suicide too...

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 20, 2013, 08:47:46 PM
Remember, for a Dem even an alleged (or totally made-up) scandal can mean the end. For a GOPster only the suspicion of decency can do that (unless the attacker is GOP himself and higher in the food chain).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 20, 2013, 10:23:27 PM
Actually I think that the main difference is that the constituents are significantly different with the GOPhers being far more Machiavellian than the Dems.

Last "yes, (s)he may be corrupt and immoral but anything is preferrable to the other guys" Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 20, 2013, 10:28:37 PM
And fallen GOPsters can always count on the forgiveness of their G#d and his wealthy representatives on Earth.

Don't forget, Satan targets the best for temptation and who can blame someone when Satan personally comes after them.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 20, 2013, 10:39:22 PM
Last tight knit circle, init? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 20, 2013, 10:51:37 PM
It's a triangle.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 20, 2013, 10:58:17 PM
Last sliced, diced or minced? Post
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Post by: Aggie on March 20, 2013, 11:08:18 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on March 20, 2013, 10:28:37 PM
Don't forget, Satan targets the best for temptation and who can blame someone when Satan personally comes after them.

Satan rarely bothers buying individual souls directly anymore. It's far more common for lesser demons to do the actual haggling over souls and for the Big Man to deal with Infernal Soul-Backed Assets in aggregate.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 21, 2013, 05:44:57 AM
Last someone call Mama? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 21, 2013, 09:35:15 AM
For those that have read Good Omens (Pratchett/Gaiman) it is clear that Hell Central is still archconservative and works on the person per person emptation level. It's innovative lesser demons that diversify.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 21, 2013, 12:07:57 PM
At this point I have some problems with the classical view of Satan & friends, perhaps my views are too influenced by Phillip Pullman but I see Heaven like the ultimate fascist state where absolute control becomes a reality.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 21, 2013, 01:00:22 PM
In heaven everyone is so full of controlled substances that no one notices.

In hell the side effects of the same drugs are enhanced

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 21, 2013, 04:37:37 PM
Or simply there is no heaven.

Last and hell is here Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 21, 2013, 06:51:15 PM
Heaven and Hell are everywhere.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 21, 2013, 07:33:06 PM
Isn't that a bit Manichean?

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 21, 2013, 08:26:22 PM
manicheic depressive :mrgreen:

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 21, 2013, 08:28:26 PM
How exactly would you define bi-platonic?

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 21, 2013, 08:31:19 PM
I guess to try it would be a contradictio in adiecto :mrgreen:

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 21, 2013, 08:37:34 PM
Last something like bi-metallic? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 21, 2013, 08:41:25 PM
Although platinum coins were discussed recently in the US, bimetallism always only dealt in gold and silver

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 21, 2013, 08:44:22 PM
How about bimetallic strips?

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 21, 2013, 08:45:07 PM
far too practical to have anything to do with Platon

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 21, 2013, 08:48:54 PM
Platonism has a very practical use, keeping the masses quiet.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 21, 2013, 09:05:36 PM
At least Platon was for equality of the sexes.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 21, 2013, 09:42:35 PM
Last positively charged posts Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 21, 2013, 10:03:12 PM
protonic poles?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 22, 2013, 02:11:24 AM
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 22, 2013, 04:15:10 AM
Not in Cyberspace.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 22, 2013, 10:13:28 AM
Did I mention Silesia anywhere? ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 22, 2013, 01:59:18 PM
Last you just did!! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 22, 2013, 02:11:03 PM
You should be danzig after my pipe/ife.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 22, 2013, 02:12:44 PM
That is a Kaliningrad I'm not ready to take.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 22, 2013, 02:29:40 PM
Neisse you oder anyone else can posen any threat

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 22, 2013, 02:53:39 PM
To whom?

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 22, 2013, 02:59:30 PM
Those that are still łodzed in the paths of old, of course

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 22, 2013, 03:06:51 PM
Always the conservatives...

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 22, 2013, 03:24:37 PM
It's surprising how conservative (even reactionary) many progressives are.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 22, 2013, 05:08:04 PM
It isn't difficult to be a reactionary.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 22, 2013, 05:59:14 PM
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 22, 2013, 06:47:28 PM
Like the yogurt in those probiotic ads?

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 22, 2013, 10:46:10 PM
The living yoghurt makes at least some sense, esp. when one's gut flora is not in the best of shapes.

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Last but where does it live? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 23, 2013, 01:24:38 AM
Last it's just parasitic Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 23, 2013, 01:26:48 AM
Yurts are a common place to find it.

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Post by: Aggie on March 23, 2013, 01:41:19 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on March 22, 2013, 10:46:10 PM
The living yoghurt makes at least some sense, esp. when one's gut flora is not in the best of shapes.

It's certainly a more pleasant idea than some alternative methods.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 23, 2013, 02:01:59 AM
Beats coprophagy

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 23, 2013, 02:25:11 AM
Quote from: Aggie on March 23, 2013, 01:41:19 AM
like FMT... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_transplant)
I heard about that one the other day, as choking as it may sound, is has proven effective.

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Post by: Aggie on March 23, 2013, 02:40:03 AM
I'm not actually knocking it... it makes some sense from a biological perspective, and hey, if it works....

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 23, 2013, 02:49:35 AM
Don't worry, soon enough someone will make a yogurt with those kinds of bacteria too.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 23, 2013, 05:16:20 AM
And now with added bacteria !

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Post by: Aphos on March 23, 2013, 05:17:25 AM
One should at least give some deep thought to the possibility that the purpose of humans is to provide a safe haven for their intestinal bacteria.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 23, 2013, 11:01:44 AM
Those silly multicellular organisms must have at least some purpose ;)

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Post by: Aphos on March 23, 2013, 04:27:42 PM
Clearly their purpose is to find out what their purpose is.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 23, 2013, 04:35:17 PM
Or at least why the answer is 42

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Post by: pieces o nine on March 23, 2013, 04:56:49 PM
Quote from: Aphos on March 23, 2013, 05:17:25 AM
One should at least give some deep thought to the possibility that the purpose of humans is to provide a safe haven for their intestinal bacteria.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 23, 2013, 05:05:13 PM
Are we the host of our intestine lords?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 23, 2013, 11:38:26 PM
Heck, not only that, I heard somewhere about lice and how the species adapt specifically.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 23, 2013, 11:49:43 PM
There is a standard hypothesis that allergies are primarily bored parts of the immune system causing trouble because their intended target - parasites like worms - have become quite rare.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 24, 2013, 12:37:08 AM
This can be seen too in young men. Causing trouble due to boredom.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 24, 2013, 12:45:33 AM
young men, phages, what's the difference? ;)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 24, 2013, 03:20:00 AM
None at all.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 24, 2013, 09:20:13 AM
But what about young women?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 24, 2013, 11:59:34 AM
It is believed that young women masquerade as phages, but none have ever been caught.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 24, 2013, 12:02:01 PM
Hidden behind an amoeba facade I presume

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 24, 2013, 12:06:24 PM
Don't presume too much. Women are apt to disguard their disguise at awkward moments.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 24, 2013, 12:30:33 PM
disguard or discard?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 24, 2013, 06:09:29 PM
Semantics. Love by some, hated by others.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 24, 2013, 09:39:02 PM
Still better semantics than semiotics

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 25, 2013, 03:43:14 PM
Last semiologists will be hurt Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 25, 2013, 04:19:39 PM
Have you never read the Confessions of an Antisemiotic?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 25, 2013, 06:36:00 PM
Last I confess I haven't Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 25, 2013, 06:53:03 PM
I do not even know whether (but seriously doubt that) there is even a translation into English.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 26, 2013, 04:28:15 AM
Last from the original...? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 26, 2013, 06:00:14 AM
There's always a risk in transaltion. It might turn the argument on its head. If no one spoke more than one language there would be no guarantee that translations were accurate. I fear we should watch out for conspirisies. Or a rush of unexplained deaths amongst translaters. There may even be rogue online converters.

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Post by: Aphos on March 26, 2013, 06:19:29 AM
Last WARNING:  Lion Proverbs have invaded this thread Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 26, 2013, 06:58:25 AM
Last unfounded rumours designed to cause panic Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 26, 2013, 10:09:04 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 26, 2013, 04:28:15 AM
Last from the original...? Post

Iirc some English translations of Lem are not from the original but from the German translation.
That's not necessarily problematic since the German translations are authorised by Lem himself.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 26, 2013, 02:37:10 PM
I thought you read Polish.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 26, 2013, 02:51:18 PM
Reading is one thing, knowing the language something different.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 26, 2013, 03:12:36 PM
No excuses.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 26, 2013, 03:33:47 PM
You could have started with Icelandic :mrgreen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bArUSpMGXZE&list=PLE84D3681C631222C

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 26, 2013, 03:39:14 PM
Personally I'm trying to learn yucatec Mayan.

Last which BTW is spoken by four times more people than Icelandic :P Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 26, 2013, 03:46:14 PM
I would have expected the relative number of speakers to be even more lopsided

Last a single district of Berlin has more people than the whole of Iceland Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 26, 2013, 04:00:54 PM
If you take all Mayan languages it's quite more lopsided (6 million speakers in a relatively small region) but those aren't all mutually intelligible.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 26, 2013, 04:31:32 PM
Hey, a lot of German dialects are in essence mutually unintelligible

This one is quite harmless though (i.e. a native will understand all of them):
[youtube=425,350]PUOeYcG0WyQ[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUOeYcG0WyQ

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 26, 2013, 04:38:37 PM
He seemed to think that people from Berlin and Leipzig were a bit stiff?

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 26, 2013, 04:55:52 PM
Berlin. From a district where these days the most common language is Turkish :mrgreen:
Don't confuse him with Peter Alexander (same profession and generation) who was from Vienna.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 26, 2013, 05:28:10 PM
Is it as bad with German as it is with Arabic?

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 26, 2013, 05:43:32 PM
German is not really widespread*, so the different dialects are geographically close. English, Spanish and Arabic are languages spoken in areas quite distant from each other and often supplanting or coexisting with local languages. Geman is considered to be very diverse given the limited area it is concentrated in.

In the UK, some languages are often falsly perceived as being dialects of English while they are linguistically independent creatures, e.g. Scot (not gaelic)

*outside central Europe there are only small, rather isolated pockets often speaking an archaic version of an original German dialect

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addendum: This is formally correct German (it uses the first and last word of each volume of Grimms' Dictionary (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deutsches_W%C3%B6rterbuch)):
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Wenn Biermolke dwatsche Biermörder bei der Forsche im Förschelverfahren dazu treibt, Gefopptegetreibs gewöhniglich mit der Gleve gegen Glibbergräzisten abzuschließen, vermag nur Greander aus Juzen Quurren werden zu lassen. Sonst könnten schiefelnde Seelen nach wackerer Stehung maßvoller, auf Szische angesetzter Stoben bei treftigem Strollen stitzig werden. Hingegen mag beim stobigen Treib ein Uzvogel in Umzwingung verzwunzen haben, wie ihm die Vesche auf vulkanischem Wegzwiesel wenig Wendunmut bereitete, was einem wilben Wiking im Ysop auf dem Zmaschenlager unterm Zypressenzweig viel eher widerfahret.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 26, 2013, 05:55:10 PM
A person from Andalucia may talk with a very heavy accent that other heavy accents (like the Argentinian porteño or certain Cuban or Paisa accents) may have trouble to follow, plus a myriad of specific vocabulary differences for everyday items, but the structure is the same and the verbs are for the most part the same. You may need clarification on an specific term but once you get past the accent idiosyncrasies, you will understand. In general terms, colloquially I could refer to them as 'dialects' but in reality they're not.

Last my perception of the different English varieties is relatively the same even with some of the most idiosyncratic African ones Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 26, 2013, 06:17:29 PM
There are some minor structural differences between German dialects, mainly in the use of cases (e.g. Bavarian avoiding the genitive, using the dative instead) but the bulk of differences is in the vocabulary and the pronounciation.  But that is enough to make mutual understanding between them very difficult. So everyone has to learn High German to at least a degree. The local accent remains but for some major dialects speakers are essentially bilingual. They speak with the same 'tone' in both but there are worlds between the way they speak among themselves and with people from outside the local sociotope.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 26, 2013, 06:41:24 PM
Closer to Arabic then.

Last although that may be going a step further Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 26, 2013, 06:57:46 PM
I thought no one actually ever spoke 'High' Arabic :mrgreen:

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 26, 2013, 07:25:19 PM
Then there are the slavic languages.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 26, 2013, 07:38:02 PM
I only know that the liturgical language (church-slavonic) is actually old Bulgarian.

Ukrainian and Byelorussian split only in the 18th century (according to wikipedia). They (resp. the Ruthenian they are derived from) belong to the same language subgroup as Russian but are not Russian dialects. Again according to wiki they share about 2/3 of their vocabulary, and phonetic shifts seem to make up for a major part of the differences. So it looks to me more like a relation as between Friesian and Dutch than between Dutch and High German.

Last or similar to the difference between Icelandic and Faroese Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 26, 2013, 09:59:00 PM
English as spoke in different counties can be impossible to understand due to accents mostly (soemtimes a few words). Some english accents are weird and wonderful, so they are.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 26, 2013, 10:04:11 PM
I guess a question is whether people can understand each other writing their speech down, if they can't understand each other speaking. Provided of course they use a phonetic script like the alphabet, not a semantic one as e.g. Chinese.

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Post by: pieces o nine on March 27, 2013, 03:42:27 AM
LAST   yays the monastery is back   POST
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Post by: Aphos on March 27, 2013, 10:26:04 AM
Last Well, it never REALLY went away Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 27, 2013, 11:41:22 AM
I get the impression it goes away temporarily more often and longer these days

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 27, 2013, 03:35:46 PM
You notice more because your refresh more.

Last finally your shady ways on the time logged are coming back to bite you Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 27, 2013, 03:40:40 PM
I do not refresh more than in the preceding years, less actually since I have a working DVD/BR drive again.
But rarely in the past did the forum go offline for more than an hour at a time.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 27, 2013, 03:54:23 PM
Last that's a refreshing answer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 27, 2013, 04:16:28 PM
I refresh this site more than I do my body.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 27, 2013, 04:34:42 PM
Stocking for the hounds?

Last finders keepers Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 27, 2013, 04:43:51 PM
Since when do hounds wear stockings?
Poodles may wear socks but I would not call them hounds.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 27, 2013, 04:51:18 PM
That's one funny picture: a hound in stockings.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 27, 2013, 05:01:38 PM
Why should that be stranger than puss in boots?

(http://www.galesgifts.com/images/_products/galesgifts/182-39496_Roman_Bobbing_Head_Dog_Stocking_Ornaments.jpg)
http://www.galesgifts.com/images/_products/galesgifts/182-39496_Roman_Bobbing_Head_Dog_Stocking_Ornaments.jpg

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 27, 2013, 05:32:08 PM
That was hideous!

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 27, 2013, 10:58:28 PM
Yes it should be hidden

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 28, 2013, 02:52:49 AM
Certain dark corners should never receive light.

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Post by: Aphos on March 28, 2013, 03:12:53 AM
Light is actually not the presence of photons.  In fact, light is the absence of darkons.  Light bulbs are darkon absorbers.


Last very little known facts of physics Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 28, 2013, 04:01:17 AM
No wargaming here!

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 28, 2013, 10:08:26 AM
C4, D4, E4

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 28, 2013, 11:46:17 AM
Last B4 Boom? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 28, 2013, 11:50:25 AM
No, T 4 2

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 28, 2013, 03:16:18 PM
The Russian tank, the British glider...?

Last testing the ultimate question Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 28, 2013, 06:35:46 PM
Neither
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ytok8dRGEc

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 28, 2013, 06:51:41 PM
Question Everything.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 28, 2013, 07:00:21 PM
Scepticist!

Last hereptic Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 28, 2013, 07:32:04 PM
Last is herepsy related to herpes or leprosy? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 28, 2013, 07:45:04 PM
Heresy is the leprosy of organized religion

Last parts cannot be controlled anymore and will fall off sooner or later. Also it looks bad Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 28, 2013, 10:19:20 PM
Opium of the masses which fall off?

Last be careful what you snort Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 28, 2013, 10:23:55 PM
Sulfuric acid can crystallize (and so can SO3) and thus be mistaken for coke.

Last Alas, poor John Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 28, 2013, 10:34:24 PM
Coke is what we used to burn to keep warm, before the clean air act.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 28, 2013, 10:44:04 PM
That was black coke, we are talking white here.

Last not the brown sweetish liquid either Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 29, 2013, 04:16:17 AM
Last milky coke? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 29, 2013, 04:34:39 AM
Last Seven Maids A-Milking Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 29, 2013, 05:15:41 AM
Last poor cow Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 29, 2013, 10:39:59 AM
Last hopefully 7 or more cows Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 29, 2013, 01:59:17 PM
7 fat and seven meagre ones?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 29, 2013, 09:20:03 PM
Last with multi-colour coats, at least brown, black and white Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 29, 2013, 09:25:04 PM
Any connection to Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 29, 2013, 09:58:16 PM
Last I wouldn't know, ask Griffin Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 29, 2013, 10:12:25 PM
That's what I did
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 29, 2013, 10:14:25 PM
No

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HERESY!!!!1!!!ONE!!!111!!!ONE!!!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 29, 2013, 10:35:25 PM
Well, why do you answer when a single post before you demanded that I should ask somebody else?

Also a possible answer is not necessarily the correct or only one either

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 29, 2013, 10:48:22 PM
In a proper zen there is no real answer.

Only a

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is necessary.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 29, 2013, 10:56:44 PM
Shouldn't a proper koan also be a haiku?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 29, 2013, 11:19:28 PM
It may

It may not

Don't let the metric

mire your

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 29, 2013, 11:21:50 PM
Yes it did.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 29, 2013, 11:23:36 PM
Did, did not

it only works in the

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 29, 2013, 11:29:50 PM
Did you dou what you did for the doing of the deed?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 30, 2013, 12:09:45 AM
Last doing the deed is for doers Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 30, 2013, 12:13:09 AM
Don't forget what 'doing the deed' is an euphemism for :mrgreen:

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 30, 2013, 12:42:46 AM
Indeed.

Lsat Psot
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 30, 2013, 12:51:03 AM
toPs saLt
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 30, 2013, 01:40:20 AM
Euphemisms for fornication are always so crude.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 30, 2013, 01:46:16 AM
or hilarious

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 30, 2013, 02:46:47 AM
For what is fornification a euphanism? How many words have two "f"s but not together?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 30, 2013, 03:29:09 AM
Is fornification the weakening of the fortification?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 30, 2013, 03:34:45 AM
Never seen fortifications fornicating.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 30, 2013, 09:19:27 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 30, 2013, 03:29:09 AM
Is fornification the weakening of the fortification?

Given how often the hymen has been described as a bulwark and rape as storming the castle, this seems to be the case.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 30, 2013, 06:29:05 PM
Psychologically it may be, but physically it is a very weak comparison.

Last chastity belts OTOH... Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 30, 2013, 06:39:59 PM
Those are for the most part a myth from later ages.

Last medieval metaphors are often weak Post
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Post by: Aphos on March 30, 2013, 11:42:51 PM
Last myths busted - one low low price Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 30, 2013, 11:54:07 PM
First it goes boom then it bu(r)sts

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 31, 2013, 02:04:04 AM
Last don't let the shock wave catch you Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 31, 2013, 02:22:21 AM
unless one needs the propulsion

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 31, 2013, 06:36:36 PM
I seem to recall a nuclear form of propulsion that involved 'controlled' explosions.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 31, 2013, 07:04:18 PM
That would be one of these projects:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_pulse_propulsion

Other principles without explosion
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_aircraft

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 01, 2013, 02:34:47 AM
The nuclear thermal rocket (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_thermal_rocket) sounds more interesting.

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Post by: Bruder Cuzzen on April 01, 2013, 05:40:32 AM
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Post by: Aphos on April 01, 2013, 06:12:38 AM
Last Last Last Last Last Last Post Post Post Post Post Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 01, 2013, 08:58:04 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 01, 2013, 02:34:47 AM
The nuclear thermal rocket (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_thermal_rocket) sounds more interesting.

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Most sci-fi before the actual moon landing took it as a given that something like that would be used.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 01, 2013, 06:14:44 PM
The problem is that it's heavy (plus the nuclear thing), yet radioisotope thermoelectric generators (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radioisotope_thermoelectric_generator) coupled with ion propulsion are more likely to be used.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 01, 2013, 06:24:46 PM
But those nuclide batteries are not very powerful. The largest on space probes have just 500W output. The ones the Soviets used to power lighthouses contained up to 100 kg radioactive material in order to have sufficient output.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 01, 2013, 08:04:41 PM
I know, thermocouples aren't particularly efficient and not much research seems to be placed on power production.

Last more in accuracy as those are used to measure temperature changes Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 01, 2013, 09:06:45 PM
Even at 100% efficiency their main area of use would still be longterm low-yield power output. The same could be said of the ion drive of course but imo the basic minimum output to make it worthwile would still be quite high and thus require a large amount of amassed radioactive material to start. The economies of scale would set in at a rather high level. In other words an ion driven vessel/object has to be either extremly light with a high intensity power source or very big with a constant low intensity. Not fully fitting analogy: ultra fast ships tend to be either minute or extremly big. There are few very fast medium sized ships. Both tpyes use different power sources (e.g.gas turbines on race boats and nuclear reactors on aircraft carriers). It's not feasible to build a nuclear reactor for a small boat or to build a mega-PS gas turbine.

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Post by: Aphos on April 01, 2013, 09:33:42 PM
Last to infinity and beyond Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 01, 2013, 09:35:39 PM
But in space you can have a significant temperature differential between the reactor and outer space, and if the thermocouples could take advantage of such differential they yield would be significantly greater.

Last still not enough electricity to run something like a VASIMR (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Variable_Specific_Impulse_Magnetoplasma_Rocket) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 01, 2013, 09:59:49 PM
As I said, even 100% efficiency with these low specific yield devices would not make them feasible at the sizes we can currently consider for the spacecraft.
Projects for fast interstellar probes usullay think about either mini-devices of less than a kg or huge behemoths (talking the size of oil tankers or more here).
The former would not have engines of their own but be driven by e.g. laser batteries on the moon. They could only do a fly-by at relativistic speed in the targeted solar systems because there would be no way to decelerate them.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 01, 2013, 10:21:06 PM
Last how small can you make a 2MW generator? :mrgreen: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 01, 2013, 10:35:56 PM
Depends on how long you want it to run. Laser with pulses in that range can be built to fit into a matchbox.

Last but the pulses are very short Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 02, 2013, 12:58:38 AM
Can you get a laser efficient enough to send a ship to Mars or the jovian moons?

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 02, 2013, 01:22:21 AM
For small probes it would already be sufficient but for larger ones, I think, we are not yet far enough. In any case the laser would have to be outside the atmosphere, which again poses the question of energy supply.

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Post by: Aphos on April 02, 2013, 04:54:47 AM
Last spacetime continuum Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 02, 2013, 09:32:33 AM
No chance to tap into Zero-point energy

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 02, 2013, 01:46:25 PM
You can use large solar panels in orbit to power the death ray laser.

Last somehow the other approaches sound more feasible at this point Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 02, 2013, 02:04:28 PM
I doubt that we will see anything really big in our lifetime on that. If there is a manned trip to Mars, it will very likely use old-fashioned chemical rocket drives. I assume that manned trips beyond that will not happen within the next 50 years. For the time being ion drives will be limited to unmanned probes and confined to the solar system. I have no opinion on the likelihood of one of the microprobes being sent to neighbouring stars within said period. What I consider likely is a space-based large interferometric telescope to be used in search of exoplanets. This could give enough details to make an interstallar probe more than just a random shot. Preliminary steps have already been taken to build a similar network for the purpose of detecting and studying gravitational waves.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 02, 2013, 05:13:23 PM
Didn't you hear that Dennis Tito is planning to send a couple to Mars in 3 years.

Last sounds crazy to me Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 02, 2013, 05:24:29 PM
1) That's Josip Tito
2) He has been dead for a while now
3) and so is the state he founded and run

The main problem is not to get anyone to Mars but have him/her arrive in an acceptable state and to return him/her to Earth alive (should die of terminal radiation induced cancer only after the initial press conference).

Last one-way tickets with DOA are easy Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 02, 2013, 06:18:40 PM
Last that reminds me the main point of The Prestige Post
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Post by: Sibling DavidH on April 02, 2013, 07:46:04 PM
Josip Tito is dead, so Dennis has taken over the Mars project.  He is sending them by tram, as they have missed the last rocket as well as the last post.
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 02, 2013, 08:14:09 PM
Last I can understand dead. I am feeling half of it Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 02, 2013, 09:10:48 PM
Last are you a half empty glass person? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 02, 2013, 09:44:36 PM
Yes, unfortunately. Except in the event of half dead, it is probably actually better that way.

Last words will never kill you, but what if the word is shoot? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 02, 2013, 11:05:19 PM
Looks like I have become a victim of pocket theft.
Fortunately I keep the debit card separately.
But It will be a real bureaucratic pain to replace the identity and health insurance card.
Material loss low: 10€ plus the get into museums free card (I think I have not been often enough in the museums with this year's one to amortize it).

Last I hope the thieves send the stuff back they have no use for. Happens often Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 03, 2013, 02:34:43 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on April 02, 2013, 09:44:36 PM
words will never kill you
Are you sure?
(http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l252/anon1mat0/WordsCanKill_zpscfb24d98.jpg)
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Post by: pieces o nine on April 03, 2013, 03:09:24 AM
Last   if only Swato were armed like a murkin he would not have been robbed   Post

::)
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 03, 2013, 03:33:10 AM
Last he would've been killed!!! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 03, 2013, 09:30:39 AM
Only if I botched the handling so much that I shot myself.

Last I am more of an axe person Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 03, 2013, 04:25:45 PM
Quotepeople who carried guns were 4.5 times as likely to be shot and 4.2 times as likely to get killed compared with unarmed citizens.

Last see link (http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn17922-carrying-a-gun-increases-risk-of-getting-shot-and-killed.html) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 03, 2013, 04:49:34 PM
I assume those are US statistics. The equation may look slightly different over here.

Apropos of nothing: A rabid rapid rabbit raped the rare bitch Rarebit in a rabbet while the abetted rabbi abbed abed abutted on an abbot's butt.

Last try to say that very quickly but correctly pronounced Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 03, 2013, 04:53:44 PM
I don't want to.

Last :P Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 03, 2013, 04:57:25 PM
Not everything you have to to you can also want.

Last won't be wanted Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 03, 2013, 06:02:33 PM
I can't read it, let alone speak it.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 03, 2013, 06:10:51 PM
It needed some diving into the thesaurus

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 03, 2013, 06:55:02 PM
And why The Saurus anyway?

Last it sounds so reptilian Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 03, 2013, 07:06:30 PM
Because it swallow-ed the dictionary

Last and showed me the bird Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 03, 2013, 08:28:31 PM
Last birds are dinosaurs Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 03, 2013, 08:29:54 PM
If we were descended from dinosaurs, would we be bigger?

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 03, 2013, 08:36:38 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 03, 2013, 08:28:31 PM
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It was an exhibitionist dinosaur

Quote from: Griffin NoName on April 03, 2013, 08:29:54 PM
If we were descended from dinosaurs, would we be bigger?

Why should the rider necessarily be smaller than the ridden.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 03, 2013, 08:46:39 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on April 03, 2013, 08:29:54 PM
If we were descended from dinosaurs, would we be bigger?
I occasionally call my 'tiels "dinosaurs" and my wife retorts that they are too small to be dinosaurs. The fact that most fossils are from large bones doesn't mean that there weren't smaller dinos, only that big bones had a better chance to survive the test of time than smaller ones.

If we came from dinos we would likely be related to troodontids (which BTW are from on the same clade as birds) and those were the size of a dog.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 03, 2013, 09:02:06 PM
The therapsida just had better therapists.

Last while the saurs read that as 'the rapists', shunned them, and the result is the world we see today Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 03, 2013, 10:04:40 PM
We mammals still think we are the owners of this planet.

Last there are more birds, but way more insects than us Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 03, 2013, 10:08:18 PM
And now the zombie microbes have been found.

Last the monocellulars will prevail Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 03, 2013, 10:11:09 PM
Last ask the martians Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 03, 2013, 10:14:44 PM
We ARE the Martians.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 04, 2013, 02:03:11 AM
Mammals will only own the planet when the matter of dark matter is decided.

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Post by: pieces o nine on April 04, 2013, 02:55:36 AM
Last   dances with canis dirus   Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 04, 2013, 05:13:22 AM
Last there is Siux word for that Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 04, 2013, 09:04:43 AM
Why wolves? I thought bears were the natural dancers.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 04, 2013, 09:10:56 AM
Are wolves the bees knees?

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 04, 2013, 09:16:09 AM
Ask Beowulf

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 04, 2013, 12:10:09 PM
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 04, 2013, 12:24:27 PM
No but an expert on bees and wolves, I presume

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 04, 2013, 01:27:05 PM
So essentially he had to deal with The Thing?

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 04, 2013, 01:50:46 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 04, 2013, 01:27:05 PM
Last or the Creature from the Blue Lagoon? Post

Sounds like a nice crossover ;)

The epic unfortunately gives no close description of Grendel and Grendelmom, so resemblance to the mutant from the wet biome cannot be checked.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 04, 2013, 03:51:03 PM
Sure it was some poor acromegalic kid.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 04, 2013, 04:19:05 PM
That would not explain the fact that his (Grendel's) skin was impervious to iron (swords etc.).

That's a plot point. Another one (though not expliciteldy stated) is, that his arm gets torn off not by Beowulf's intention but because Grendel tried to escape while Beowulf held him (with the stated intention to capture him alive). Thus it is a self-inflicted (fatal) wound.

A more detailed discussion can be found in one of the movie threads where I discuss the 3D animated movie of the epic.
Edit: here it is http://toadfishmonastery.com/forum/index.php?topic=59.msg47049#msg47049

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 04, 2013, 05:20:21 PM
Myths and legends are often based in real events.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 04, 2013, 05:44:43 PM
There are several historic characters acting in Beowulf and others get mentioned by narrator or characters.
Apart from their alleged descendance from Cain, we learn nothing about the origin of Grendel and Grendelmom.
Iirc there is not even any info on their size. They usually get depicted as huge but they could as well be human-sized and just incredibly thickskinned.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 04, 2013, 06:10:19 PM
Sounds like Gog and Magog to me

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 04, 2013, 06:12:08 PM
Rather Goggelmoggel

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 04, 2013, 10:02:42 PM
Sounds gogolplexy to me.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 04, 2013, 10:20:58 PM
10E10E100? Not even pocket change comapred to Graham's number (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham%27s_number)
It's just a matter of time until the derivatives market will have that volume.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 05, 2013, 12:21:51 AM
Do you think The Owners will allow such devaluation?

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 05, 2013, 12:37:52 AM
What do you mean devaluation? On paper the volume of the derivatives market already shows no relation to any real value and looks like it is going to expand even further. Value exists (at least hopefully) only at the entry and the exit. The in-between is thin hot air verging on vacuum. Value is sucked in by that vacuum at one end (our pockets) and then precipitates at the other end (their pockets). Without the ever-exponentially-expanding 'market' the suction would not nearly be strong enough to a) cause that transfer and b) make it irreversible.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 05, 2013, 03:58:48 AM
There is hot air and there is a red giant, despite the hyperinflated appraisal of derivatives those are still [loosely] linked to economic endeavors, and those are way off from gogolplex numbers even in the most speculative dreams of traders. The only way to reach such numbers would be a catastrophic hyperinflation (see what I did with the red giant there? ;)) and that would destroy wealth immensely.

Last I'm not saying that traders are rational by any means but even their bosses can see that playing with matches in a black powder factory isn't such a good idea Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 05, 2013, 03:59:28 AM
 ^^ Sounds like a description of universal space time.

Last Did you find the hills (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gog_and_Magog#Gog_Magog_Hills) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 05, 2013, 10:23:58 AM
Well, the bosses stay far enough away when their minions man the flamethrower at Nitro&TNT Ltd.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 05, 2013, 02:32:51 PM
As the size of the bomb increases there are fewer places to hide.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 05, 2013, 06:25:58 PM
Depends on how dirty the bomb and how stable the shelters.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 05, 2013, 10:28:35 PM
With enough antimatter in the right place you can blow up the planet.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 05, 2013, 10:39:15 PM
Yeah, but who has enough money to produce enough of the stuff?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 06, 2013, 02:16:47 AM
300 people in 79 A.D. in Herculaneum died in the stables because they were a useless place to shelter.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 06, 2013, 02:25:47 AM
Anywhere in the city was useless shelter.

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Post by: Aphos on April 06, 2013, 04:01:27 AM
Pliny the Younger was on an island near Pompeii (but not TOO near) and wrote an account of what he observed.  He gave an excellent description of a pyroclastic  flow, but it seemed to most readers to merely be rhetorical excess for centuries.  It wasn't until geologists really started studying volcanoes that it was understood how accurate he had been.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 06, 2013, 11:29:53 AM
They died from heat - 500o - whereas those in Pompeii died from heat 300o

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 06, 2013, 12:48:50 PM
Old Pliny also died during that trip but he was not a young man.

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Post by: Aphos on April 06, 2013, 03:09:28 PM
Yup.  Pliny the Younger wrote that Pliny the Elder had sailed to Pompeii to see what was happening and never returned.  IIRC. it is thought that Pliny the Elder was at sea and was caught in the pyroclastic flow.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 06, 2013, 03:30:39 PM
At least he went with style and as a scientist;)

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Post by: pieces o nine on April 06, 2013, 08:00:59 PM
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 06, 2013, 08:03:56 PM
Only dead fishes do that

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 07, 2013, 03:58:48 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on April 06, 2013, 11:29:53 AM
They died from heat - 500o - whereas those in Pompeii died from heat 300o
Irony, they ran to avoid death and got a quicker one.

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Post by: Aphos on April 07, 2013, 05:20:28 AM
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 07, 2013, 09:22:19 AM
Jumping into volcanos was a popular exit for philosophers ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 07, 2013, 04:24:26 PM
Also a popular sacrifice among the Polynesians.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 07, 2013, 04:46:30 PM
Although most of them are ex-volocanos

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 07, 2013, 04:49:52 PM
The idea takes a toll on veracity.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 07, 2013, 04:59:06 PM
We all know that Polynesian virgins get sacrificed to apes of unusual size.

Last and rarely get rescued by Italian plumbers Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 07, 2013, 05:00:20 PM
Isn't that game in PETA's short list of animal abuse?

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 07, 2013, 05:03:52 PM
I can't remember turtles in the original

Last only barrels Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 07, 2013, 10:40:51 PM
I was thinking on Super Mario not Donkey Kong.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 07, 2013, 10:43:11 PM
because he was an opportunistic late-comer and camp-follower, of course.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 07, 2013, 11:59:32 PM
Why let him in then?

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 08, 2013, 12:13:39 AM
Corps always need new cash cows. And once the racing (racer?) games became popular, one needed more characters. Four is typical and Kong, Mario and the girl (I think no name was given initially) were only three.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 08, 2013, 01:13:41 AM
Luigi has always been Player 2 in Mario games.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 08, 2013, 01:18:01 AM
But the whole franchise began with the single player (arcade) game

Last Pacman acquired a family only later too Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 08, 2013, 01:52:39 AM
Last why was Mrs. Pacman running alone? Post
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Post by: Aphos on April 08, 2013, 09:47:13 AM
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 08, 2013, 11:47:49 AM
There was also Baby Pacman (much more difficult than the original iirc)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 08, 2013, 12:06:51 PM
Last what were the ghosts in the pinball machine? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 08, 2013, 12:20:30 PM
Can't remember. It was an arcade machine that combined the video game with the pinball, i.e. certain actions on the screen led to the pinball getting switched on.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 08, 2013, 01:12:34 PM
Those contraptions always seemed unwieldy to me.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 08, 2013, 01:19:59 PM
I loved to watch other people play arcade machines as a child (esp. on boring ferry crossings)

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Edit: Breaking News : The Iron Lady is no more.
From wikipedia I take that she was high on the list of both best (#16) and worst Brits (#3) of all time.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 08, 2013, 05:45:23 PM
I'm surprised she lasted this long.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 08, 2013, 05:49:32 PM
Early mummification as she said herself

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 08, 2013, 07:10:06 PM
Last like Chavez? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 08, 2013, 07:28:02 PM
I thought he metastasized.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 08, 2013, 07:47:28 PM
Last he was a cancer, all right Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 08, 2013, 08:15:27 PM
Whether have or be is more appropriate there, is not up for me to decide.
Given that the usual choice is between plague and cholera in SA, either* was not the worst option.

*be or have

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 08, 2013, 09:10:03 PM
The junta in Argentina certainly did more damage, and his level of corruption wasn't unheard of.

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*I get that the regime is still there and may remain there for the foreseeable future, yet he was the figurehead.
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 08, 2013, 09:33:07 PM
Would you have preferred the US approved putsch government that tried to unseat him?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 09, 2013, 06:07:24 PM
My suspicion is that it would have been quite bad but possibly not as bad as his reign as a whole. I don't know if the US actually tried to place an specific figurehead or simply wanted anyone "on their side", what I know is that it was so absurd that a fair portion of coup participants backed down immediately.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 09, 2013, 07:41:59 PM
Well, it's just uninformed me but personally I'd prefer a junta that gives at least a bit of excrement about the poor than the usual 'are there no death squads' Scrooges, if nothing else is to choose from. And cynic as a I am, any US approved junta in SA (even in the unlikely case that the US did not actually engineer the coup) has by default my deep mistrust.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 09, 2013, 08:57:48 PM
I've always thought armchairs are over-analysed.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 09, 2013, 09:05:49 PM
The anus is usually in close contact with the armchair

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 09, 2013, 09:14:03 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on April 09, 2013, 07:41:59 PM
Well, it's just uninformed me but personally I'd prefer a junta that gives at least a bit of excrement about the poor than the usual 'are there no death squads' Scrooges, if nothing else is to choose from.
In theory I would agree, in practice... is a different thing all together. For instance a good thing the dearly departed did was to provide healthcare to the poor, which is in itself a very good thing. He also gives food to the poor (the ones that supported him anyway) and that also sounds like a good thing, provided that the situation isn't permanent, which is the actual case, then what you have is a large portion of the population completely dependent on the state, and that doesn't help anyone. Forgive me if this sounds like right wing talking points, but I happen to believe that there is some truth to some of those arguments, IMO directly giving stuff (ie, food, clothes) to the poor long term does help keep them poor and dependent. OTOH create jobs and schools and they will help themselves.

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*Where I disagree fundamentally with the rightwingers is on the hypothesis that this happens in a vacuum, that the state cannot be involved, and that limited assistance is out of the question. If the state is to spend funds then be Keynesian about it, employ the poor building their own houses, for instance, give them a salary they can live of, and nurture their young with childcare and healthcare. It may not help 100% but helping 70-80% sounds like a good deal (besides there will always be holdouts). That is IMO a far better investment long term, instead of giving food and artificially keeps prices down choking the supply/demand process.
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 09, 2013, 09:16:46 PM
So you think it is primarily panem et circenses?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 09, 2013, 09:22:13 PM
I'm afraid so.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 09, 2013, 09:24:41 PM
I thought that was the default option in that part of the world ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 10, 2013, 01:17:02 AM
Fortunately that isn't the case anymore, the old fascist dictators are gone, and while populism is alive and well, the last serious incident was between Ecuador and Peru on their poorly defined border.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 10, 2013, 10:44:52 AM
And how much of that is fed by the drug cartels?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 10, 2013, 02:34:06 PM
I wouldn't be so sure, certainly, the rightwing paramilitary is now a pseudo-arm of the cartels, and by removing the guerrillas they have less competition (they too plant and process drugs), but crop destruction with glifosate isn't targeted to one faction, nor are they happy with more choppers in the air.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 10, 2013, 05:52:12 PM
I have heard that there was some meddling to keep the 'war' running in order to keep the price high because legalisation would undermine the whole system (same way that the underworld loved prohibition).

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 10, 2013, 07:10:47 PM
The content of recent posts is completely unsuitable for this thread.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 10, 2013, 07:34:39 PM
So, you think we should stay with sex and rock 'n' roll?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 10, 2013, 08:27:32 PM
Last sex is always good Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 10, 2013, 08:38:01 PM
Can't say, not yet tried.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 10, 2013, 09:42:45 PM
Have you considered monastic life?

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 10, 2013, 09:48:42 PM
Not seriously.
Not affected by monastic microbes ;)
(a euphemism for gay, just to be clear. Used as such e.g. by Kipling)

Last I like girls but it seems not to be mutual. Another proof that women possess common sense Post

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 10, 2013, 09:52:36 PM
Ok, so you like girls, but do you like ladies? ;) Maybe the more mature would go for your charms?

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 10, 2013, 10:25:07 PM
Just to dispel any misconception that may involve the hot topic of pedophilia: Girls in question should be somewhere between 20 and menopause. No rule-34 remake of Harold and Maude and no Humbertisms please.

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Below two I tried my luck with. First (a co-student) was already taken (which I did not know or I would not have tried in the first place), second (a classmate) ignored me, married first of our class and soon after died of cancer (her sister died at about the same age, so I speculate something ran in the family. My only info is from the gravestone dates).

Edit: Images removed because this is an open thread and reasonable concerns have been voiced about potential privacy issues.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 11, 2013, 12:28:21 AM
I thought you were a time-lord.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 11, 2013, 01:13:30 AM
Who said that I was a Dr. in that area and not a simple Dr.Ing.?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 11, 2013, 03:51:51 AM
I now have an image of Swato lurking in cemetaries. Isn't that what zombies do?

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 11, 2013, 10:37:19 AM
Just once a year for about ten minutes.
But if I sleep as unsoundly much longer as I do now, de facto zombification is only a matter of time.
One can see the whole thing positively too. If the one female in question had not ignored me and (by some miracle) it had worked out well, I'd now be a heartbroken widower.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 11, 2013, 03:15:33 PM
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 11, 2013, 04:20:47 PM
I love saveloy but unfortunately the sort I like most is difficult to get these days.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 11, 2013, 05:46:10 PM
Last no actual brains in Zervelatwurst? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 11, 2013, 06:31:12 PM
Brains were a common, cheap, meal used by the poor or very expensive meal used by the very weatlthy in the UK - but they seem to have gone out of fashion.

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Post by: Aggie on April 11, 2013, 08:09:30 PM
Prions killed the appetite for brains.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 11, 2013, 09:03:15 PM
At least originally brain must have been a main ingredient in saveloy. Don't know about today.
But we should not forget that sausage in general was originally just a way to turn even the least attractive parts of an animal into 'proper' food.
Bismarck did not compare sausage and policy making for nothing and described them as things better not observed being made.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 11, 2013, 09:44:35 PM
With sausage you still can* be sanitary.

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*hard to tell if it actually is
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 11, 2013, 09:50:45 PM
People from the past would shake their heads in disbelief how we can 'waste' good meat on sausages.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 11, 2013, 11:11:40 PM
Last I don't but politicians do all the time Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 11, 2013, 11:35:36 PM
Well, that's just politics

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 12, 2013, 01:48:46 AM
Many blood sucking creatures as Chatty used to say.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 12, 2013, 01:49:39 AM
Mainly.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 12, 2013, 09:11:46 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 12, 2013, 01:48:46 AM
Many blood sucking creatures as Chatty used to say.

Another confusion. That's lawyers (although admittedly many of those hide in the guise of politicians)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 12, 2013, 12:18:52 PM
Are you confusing Tics with Leaches?

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 12, 2013, 12:27:04 PM
That would be leeches, thank you.

I could now start to quote a lot of stereotypes about both but that would bring me rather close to actual nazis not just grammar/spelling ones.

Last first, let's kill all the lobbyists Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 12, 2013, 12:51:48 PM
Why kill the messengers?

Last their corporate overlords are the real problem Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 12, 2013, 01:33:01 PM
Some most obviously delight in the evil they commit. There is at least one lobbying firm that seems to work, on principle, only for the worst clients imaginable.
As Rachel Maddow put it (paraphrased): If the devil should need a lobbyist/PR manger, he'd hire <company X>

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 12, 2013, 01:40:26 PM
Do Lobbyists go to hell, or are they merely stuck in the anti-chamber?

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 12, 2013, 02:01:22 PM
There was a piece in The Onion some years ago about a new level added to hell where they and their ilk go.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/tenth-circle-added-to-rapidly-growing-hell,507/

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 12, 2013, 02:47:37 PM
Last I want to go to upper Hell.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 12, 2013, 02:53:52 PM
Some say heaven is a trick hell, eternal, unbearable boredom.

Last traditional hell has at least entertainment value Post

I think we had that discussion at least once already
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 12, 2013, 03:13:16 PM
Perhaps Buddhism is right and what sends you anywhere is your attachment to yourself.

Last surrender your ego and receive a blissful oblivion Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 12, 2013, 03:15:12 PM
Hm, did anyone yet suspect that Buddhism is a Borg plot?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 12, 2013, 04:07:32 PM
The Borg aren't known for the patience.

Last nor the drones in [physical] oblivion Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 12, 2013, 04:22:03 PM
Well, that'd make the disguise all the more effective.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 12, 2013, 07:29:43 PM
Do cockroaches need disguises?

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 12, 2013, 07:38:02 PM
There are so many different ones. Some come out only in the dark, others have camouflage or practice mimikry

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 12, 2013, 07:43:07 PM
Surely that is only if they are in the territorial army?

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 12, 2013, 08:01:16 PM
I thought they were colonial

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 12, 2013, 08:06:46 PM
I'm sure the Cylons consider the Colonials roaches.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 12, 2013, 08:10:02 PM
That's again another 'verse

Last and while we are at insects, the logical 'verse  swap should have been towards Serenity Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 12, 2013, 08:12:59 PM
Last tyranny is the only constant of the universe(s) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 12, 2013, 08:20:16 PM
The tyranny of natural laws

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 12, 2013, 10:29:43 PM
All a manifestation of the law of conservation of misery.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 12, 2013, 10:49:28 PM
Why do you think it is a constant?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 13, 2013, 01:25:55 AM
And I thought I was the pesimist.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 13, 2013, 01:35:30 AM
More people, more misery. And reducing the number usually brings more of it too.

Last family friendly genocide still waits for a patent Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 13, 2013, 03:40:33 AM
Wasn't that what they did on the middle ages?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 13, 2013, 04:39:00 AM
Maybe you are getting your middle in a muddle.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 13, 2013, 04:53:06 AM
Last my middle finger? :o Post
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Post by: Aphos on April 13, 2013, 06:07:55 AM
Last pull my finger Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 13, 2013, 10:35:52 AM
Usually the leg gets pulled

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Post by: Aphos on April 13, 2013, 01:21:31 PM
Last don't have a leg to stand on Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 13, 2013, 01:52:13 PM
Sackhüpfen und Eierlaufen?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 13, 2013, 04:09:49 PM
Too many legs in one place.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 13, 2013, 04:17:56 PM
That would be the myrioped

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 13, 2013, 06:56:16 PM
Nonono, each leg in it's place.

Last although there are many indeed Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 13, 2013, 07:08:39 PM
Old joke: how does one make a milliped stumble? Just ask him how he keeps all his legs coordinated. Once he tries to think about that he will infallibly fall over his own feet.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 13, 2013, 08:16:02 PM
Ask him to move leg #243.

Last that should do it Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 13, 2013, 08:25:54 PM
If it could talk, it would say that it cannot count.

Last or it would ask in what numeral system it is 243 Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 14, 2013, 10:41:50 AM
Counting above 10 so far seems to be our real difference with other smart species, although I have to admit that I haven't seen studies made with cetaceans or elephants. I would imagine that octopuses and squid should be able to count to 8 o 10 (as they move their limbs on visual inspection) but I don't know if that allows them to go further.

Last I've seen studies made with primates and birds Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 14, 2013, 06:10:29 PM
Interestingly, not even all humans use the finger counting system. David Attenborough wrote in his autobiography that during an expedition to Papua Neuguinea he encountered a tribe (then) not known to Europeans and found out that they counted hand - lower arm - upper arm - shoulder and so forth.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 14, 2013, 07:25:53 PM
Hands, Kness, and boomps-a-daisy!

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 14, 2013, 07:30:15 PM
Low traffic today, it seems

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 14, 2013, 09:49:54 PM
Maybe it's due to low bridges?

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 14, 2013, 09:51:55 PM
Then more people would digg us ;)

Last It's all those lazy weekenders Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 14, 2013, 10:12:19 PM
Do we want people with weak ends?

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 14, 2013, 10:25:56 PM
Depends on which end

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 15, 2013, 01:00:31 AM
Nothing weak for my weekend.

Last spent the most part of the night migrating servers Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 15, 2013, 01:02:54 AM
Do they migrate North or South?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 15, 2013, 01:05:11 AM
Considering the data transfer speed, it was on the same data center.

Last but I have no idea in which direction is one from the other Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 15, 2013, 01:10:43 AM
I have never met a migrating server.

Last and migrating servants are so 19th century Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 15, 2013, 01:21:10 AM
Last it was giving me migraine Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 15, 2013, 01:45:47 AM
Are there also dograine and regraine?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 15, 2013, 03:01:23 AM
Or yourgraine?

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Post by: pieces o nine on April 15, 2013, 08:55:21 AM
Last   Igraine   Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 15, 2013, 12:10:33 PM
Last Eilið Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 15, 2013, 05:41:12 PM
Are you talking about the trademark of a minoxidil product?

Last it is too late for me then Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 15, 2013, 06:01:32 PM
No, just about old-fashioned Celtic names.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 15, 2013, 08:22:04 PM
Last I thought you were interested in Icelandic Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 15, 2013, 08:39:30 PM
Don't forget that a majority of the women settling Iceland did not come from Norway but as slaves and bondwomen from Ireland and Britain and thus were Celtic in origin.

Last so much for racial purity ;) Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 15, 2013, 09:11:23 PM
Sounds like an analog case as with the Rus in Kiev.

Last scary vikings Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 15, 2013, 09:26:15 PM
But in the East they came invited.

Last at least the chroniclers tell us this version ;) Post

The clashes came later when the russified Viking descendants fought the invading Swedes (That's where Aleksandr Nevsky got his byname)
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Post by: Aphos on April 16, 2013, 02:22:34 AM
Last them dirty Swedes Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 16, 2013, 03:27:18 AM
Mmm, if I recall correctly Aleksander Nevsky fought the Teutonic Knights...

Last perhaps the resident Swedes may want to have a word with certain Prussian ;) Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 16, 2013, 03:45:24 AM
Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 16, 2013, 03:52:11 AM
Last hH
Last besides, you're not Prussian Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 16, 2013, 03:53:03 AM
True, but my ancestors were.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 16, 2013, 11:17:38 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 16, 2013, 03:27:18 AM
Mmm, if I recall correctly Aleksander Nevsky fought the Teutonic Knights...

First he fought the Swedes on the Neva river, which gave him his byname and the military bona fides to have him lead the forces against the Teutonic Knights (not actually the specific order of that name but one closely related, the Sword Brothers).

Last and there were the Mongols too Post

As for the Prussians: they just knicked the name from the exterminated earlier inhabitants of that area for political reasons. The original title of the Hohenzollern kings was King in Prussia not King of Prussia because Prussia was outside the Holy Roman Empire (HRE) and Brandenburg inside. Otherwise the Electors of Brandenburg would have become Kings of Brandenburg not Prussia. But there was a consent of 'no new kingly titles within the Empire'. Everyone who would want one had to seek it abroad. The Elector of Saxony became King of Poland, the ruler of Hannover King of England. Saxony become a kingdom only when Napoleon undid the HRE and almost got abolished totally when he fell (it would have become a Prussian province). Prussia dropped the ridiculous 'in not of' mid-reign of the 3rd king after the successful Silesian wars.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 16, 2013, 02:56:22 PM
So essentially A. Nevsky fought anyone coming in.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 16, 2013, 05:11:14 PM
That's called defense ;)

Well, the Mongols were already there for some time (and he learned from them).
And the Knights were on a crusade, behaving accordingly or even worse ('heretics' are hated much more than mere 'infidels').

The Russians have made a new film on the young Aleksandr a few years ago. It clearly pays homage to the old one in many aspects. I guess they did not dare to do a direct remake and instead chose the earlier conflict with the Swedes.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 16, 2013, 05:26:54 PM
Sadly Prokofiev will not be able to put music to it.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 16, 2013, 05:45:23 PM
Iirc the composer for the new one did a bit of plagiarizing..eh..homaging there too :mrgreen:

Last okay, some deliberate allusions Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 16, 2013, 06:39:17 PM
The sun shines bright for that kind of endeavor.

Last just look at John Williams Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 16, 2013, 06:49:15 PM
He does and it gets done to him

Last circle-nick Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 16, 2013, 07:50:39 PM
I give that he is incredibly successful at making classical musical accessible to the masses.

Last but what was the last truly original thing he wrote? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 16, 2013, 08:00:03 PM
There is little originality in the neoromantic school of Hollywood music in general

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 16, 2013, 08:09:50 PM
Ding Dong? No bells for us.

Last utterly fed up with it allPost
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 16, 2013, 08:21:06 PM
The only great (native) British film composers that come to (my) mind are dead.

Last but I would not call myself an expert there Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 16, 2013, 11:03:36 PM
I suspect that as with previous composers we will know their greatness way after they write their better works.

Last not enough time Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 16, 2013, 11:13:30 PM
But film conposers have a much greater chance of reaching a wide audience. Some of the great have been honoured while still alive.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 16, 2013, 11:50:43 PM
Last Dead Audience Society Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 16, 2013, 11:56:17 PM
The audicence for classical music is declared dead on a regular base

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 17, 2013, 12:01:45 AM
But of what is the base made?

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 17, 2013, 12:16:00 AM
Of positively charged ions combined with OH- or (not necessarily charged) compounds with free electron pairs

Last basic chemistry Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 17, 2013, 02:59:28 AM
Basic is an outdated language. In fact, it was considered bad language by aficionados (mainly due to its undisciplined nature).

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Post by: Aphos on April 17, 2013, 09:58:28 AM
Last the basis of a vector space? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 17, 2013, 10:51:26 AM
Wouldn't vector space be archer's paradise?

Last all those arrows Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 17, 2013, 03:11:18 PM
Last 'The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 17, 2013, 03:28:53 PM
Cry hammock and release he hogs of whore

Last Billy Becksbier Post
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Post by: Aphos on April 17, 2013, 09:29:33 PM
Last the Pigs of Warwick? Post


< I have no idea what that really means>
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 17, 2013, 09:51:44 PM
No, the whigs that pick war

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 18, 2013, 01:18:10 AM
Quote from: Aphos on April 17, 2013, 09:29:33 PM
< I have no idea what that really means>

"that" is quite a hard word to define. ;)

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 18, 2013, 11:47:39 AM
Like that conundrum about what the definition of is is.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 18, 2013, 04:43:13 PM
Last hissy fit Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 18, 2013, 05:11:28 PM
Is that when a fit person is hissy all the time?

Last I know a few Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 18, 2013, 08:10:06 PM
They bark too, esp. when they embark  on more of it.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 19, 2013, 12:37:14 AM
You just have to hope they don't bite.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 19, 2013, 12:41:59 AM
In that case one should have some willow bark ready

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 19, 2013, 12:45:59 AM
Or stinging nettles.

At least one could make soup.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 19, 2013, 12:48:06 AM
That could be fed to the carnival barker

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 19, 2013, 12:51:46 AM
Last isn't that the one with the bearded woman? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 19, 2013, 01:00:32 AM
She is usually not the one doing the barking.
If she is, there is probably confusion with the resident canine.

Btw, I today encountered this nice Icelandic word: allsherjaratkvæðagreiðsla

Last general vote, e.g. of union members on the topic of a strike Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 19, 2013, 03:23:40 AM
I'm still aghast that my mother tongue, yours, what you're trying to learn and this common tongue that passes for a language, have anything to do with each other and Sanskrit.

Last you can hear an hypothesized Nostratic in Prometheus Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 19, 2013, 08:58:51 AM
And those are the closely related ones ;)

Now take New Guinea where more different langauges are spoken than in the rest of the world combined.

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Last that is not this Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 20, 2013, 10:36:49 AM
What are those this and that that you refer to?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 21, 2013, 11:20:04 PM
Last there, there Post
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Last Hear ye! Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 22, 2013, 03:07:58 AM
Last heigh ho Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 22, 2013, 09:13:12 AM
Last to the bottle we go Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 23, 2013, 09:25:48 PM
I will pick up a bottle after tonight, to mope or celebrate but I'll drink.

Last there is a TV program tonight showcasing the charity I work for, we expect lots of traffic and I've been killing myself trying to prep the site, wish me luck Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 23, 2013, 09:31:58 PM
I feel rather groggy despite not having drunk any grog or other alcoholic drink

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 24, 2013, 12:13:59 AM
I tried a glass of new wine I'd not tried before, it was too fruity.

Last stick with what you know Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 24, 2013, 12:24:41 AM
But what if what you know is not good.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 24, 2013, 01:51:30 AM
People should know better?

Last I drink what I can afford Post
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Post by: Aggie on April 24, 2013, 02:17:41 AM
I can afford what I drink. ;)
My habits in beer tend to be expensive by mL but reasonable by units of alcohol, and low-ish in volume.

Last *grumble* but why does carbonated water cost more than sweetened soda?? Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on April 24, 2013, 03:06:49 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)Last there is a TV program tonight showcasing the charity I work for, we expect lots of traffic and I've been killing myself trying to prep the site, wish me luck Post

LAST   how did it go?   POST
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 24, 2013, 04:09:12 AM
Well, my job was to insure that the site remained up regardless of the traffic, I can say that in that respect I survived the night with flying colors. About the fundraiser... to say that is was disappointing is an understatement.

Last let's say that I was worried because my servers would've suffered if traffic had been a thousand times higher... Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 24, 2013, 08:03:18 AM
Quote from: Aggie on April 24, 2013, 02:17:41 AM
Last *grumble* but why does carbonated water cost more than sweetened soda?? Post

Where I buy the water is significantyl cheaper despite being stronger carbonated

Last but I found it impossible to get carbonated mineral water in Seville. Only imported soda was carbonated Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 24, 2013, 05:50:33 PM
So go start a business in Seville selling carbonised mineral water!

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 24, 2013, 06:08:10 PM
Far too hot

Last hottest place in Europe Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 24, 2013, 10:14:08 PM
:euflag: :euflag: :euflag: :euflag: :euflag:

Last wear ice packs Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 24, 2013, 10:28:34 PM
Difficult to get there with their mandatory energy savings

Last and I have never tried chlorinated ice Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 25, 2013, 02:47:41 AM
Difficulties are made to be overcome.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 25, 2013, 08:16:58 AM
Or to be avoided if easily possible.

Last like not moving to Spain Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 25, 2013, 09:13:37 PM
I bet the Pyrenees have a nicer temperatures.

Last exile to Andorra Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 25, 2013, 09:41:35 PM
But the Pyrenees are a bit French too :o

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 25, 2013, 10:30:28 PM
I just say Sodom and Andorra ;)

Last another injoke no one here knows the background to Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 26, 2013, 01:28:41 AM
We could solve the joke recursively..............

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 26, 2013, 01:46:27 AM
You'd walk in circles

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Post by: Aphos on April 26, 2013, 09:52:35 AM
If I wear running shoes, does that mean I can't walk anywhere?

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 26, 2013, 10:16:37 AM
Depends on whether they are seven-league or seven-inch boots/shoes

Last on the other hand there are stiletto-heel races Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 26, 2013, 01:16:09 PM
I thought stilettos were made to kill people.

Last that's how those are portrayed in the movies Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 26, 2013, 03:28:54 PM
That's a secondary function.

I also read that prostitutes keep their stilettos on even during intercourse simply to have a weapon ready in an ermergency.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 26, 2013, 04:34:07 PM
What I read somewhere was that pornstars don't remove their shoes because the floor of the sets is usually filthy.

Last I bet when prostitutes don't remove them is because they don't expect their customers to last long Post
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Post by: Aphos on April 26, 2013, 04:43:57 PM
Last can we discuss something other than prawn Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 26, 2013, 04:46:17 PM
I wonder how they get out of their stockings when they don't remove their shoes.

Last should I apply for research money? Post

In reaction to aphos: I see no reference to seafood and prostitution and adult film entertainment are different pairs of shoes (which performers in both will agree on )
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 26, 2013, 08:09:24 PM
Quote from: Aphos on April 26, 2013, 04:43:57 PM
can we discuss something other than prawn
Should we talk about cheerleaders then?

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 26, 2013, 09:23:43 PM
male or female?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 26, 2013, 11:18:52 PM
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 26, 2013, 11:27:22 PM
Of course! The public image is totally different.
Originally there were only male cheerleaders, the idea of females doing the job was both ridiculous and highly undecent.
Then females got the opportunity but only those of undisputed virtue, Vestal Virgins of sports.

Well, today female cheerleaders are almost by divine decree sluts and male ones, if still in existence, are effeminate and most likely fairies.

Last Dubya was a male cheeleader, iirc before the image swap Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 27, 2013, 05:12:07 AM
Last cheerleading is irredeemable regardless of gender IMNSHO Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 27, 2013, 02:04:48 PM
True cheerleading uses kettle drums not pom-poms :mrgreen:

Last unless it is this pom-pom (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QF_1_pounder_pom-pom) Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 27, 2013, 05:55:23 PM
And the idea would be to mow down the opposing team?

Last not very sporting Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 27, 2013, 06:14:18 PM
machine gunning and mortaring have been sportive disciplines, although the latter had the reputation of gambling.

Last rich twits also loved to hack down trees with Maxim guns Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 28, 2013, 04:29:20 AM
When was the last time you saw someone solving the math before shooting a mortar?

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 28, 2013, 09:26:32 AM
I haven't seen the use of a mortar in real life yet.
Heavy mortars are not in use anymore anyway and the puny infantry ones don't need it.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 28, 2013, 04:21:40 PM
I have nothing to say.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 28, 2013, 09:25:37 PM
Neither have I but that does not matter for the
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 28, 2013, 11:15:57 PM
Last telling silence Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 28, 2013, 11:46:20 PM
Last wasn't silence the greatest seduction? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 29, 2013, 01:01:46 AM
I adore Mr Darcy.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 29, 2013, 01:11:44 AM
So, you are a proponent of austenity programs then?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 29, 2013, 01:53:06 AM
I wish I was Miss Austen.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 29, 2013, 05:09:25 AM
Last is that Austin driving an Aston? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 29, 2013, 05:58:39 AM
Now you're just being austentatious !

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 29, 2013, 11:36:22 AM
Let's empty a glass of Austen Spumante on that

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 29, 2013, 02:39:58 PM
Last I still prefer champagne to prosecco Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 29, 2013, 02:54:46 PM
I can do without either of those.

Last Is you blade austenitic (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austenitic_stainless_steel), Sir? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 29, 2013, 04:11:38 PM
My blade is incredibly cheap so I don't think they used fancy steel for it.

Last if I get one it likely be Damascus steel which if I infer correctly wouldn't be austentic Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 29, 2013, 04:38:47 PM
Well, authenticity may beat austenite-ity

Last only true with hammer marks Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 29, 2013, 04:50:30 PM
Last sword vs scalpel? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 29, 2013, 04:56:49 PM
Last sword in the stone Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 29, 2013, 04:58:54 PM
A scalpel would be useful for close combat only while a really good sword could be used in a medical emergency too.

Last But maybe not ideal for the extraction of stones Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 29, 2013, 06:02:42 PM
Last will a scalpel pass through chainmail? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 29, 2013, 08:58:42 PM
And what about kidney stones?

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 29, 2013, 09:22:47 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 29, 2013, 06:02:42 PM
Last will a scalpel pass through chainmail? Post

Depending on the type that is quite possible. Not in the sense of cutting through it but getting in between the rings. So, definitely through lighter version. But there are also very dense ones that are essentially double layer and should be scalplel proof.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 29, 2013, 09:29:35 PM
Last better wear your visor Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 29, 2013, 09:39:37 PM
But (since there was no transparent armor material then) there are enough holes in the visor to get through.

Knights wore special daggers (so-called misericordes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misericorde_%28weapon%29)) for that very purpose

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 29, 2013, 09:42:07 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on April 29, 2013, 08:58:42 PM
And what about kidney stones?
If kidney stones are passing through chain mail, I'd think that that is the least of your problems.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 29, 2013, 09:57:03 PM
How hard are they? Could they be shot from crossbows or by use of a slingshot effectively?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 30, 2013, 02:15:45 AM
Some are hard enough, and some are bigger than 2 cm in diameter.

Last more like bullets, considering the pain they cause Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 30, 2013, 03:36:13 AM
Not enough kidney donors to make use as shot practicable.

Last mixed metaphors Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 30, 2013, 11:24:19 AM
But one can collect them fresh after every battle.

Last and put into bottles Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 30, 2013, 02:19:12 PM
If the soldiers have kidney stones it would explain their painful defeat.

Last it would be a task in itself to get them to the battlefield Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 30, 2013, 02:27:44 PM
The painful part is not the having of the stones but their descent down to the bladder.
Actually it is them getting stuck on the way down causing a blockage leading to overpressure in the kidneys.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 30, 2013, 03:00:06 PM
They could make their chain mail from stringing the kidney stones together.

Last why not enimas for bladders? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 30, 2013, 03:32:52 PM
Do you mean enemas?

Last those are done but not for stones to my knowledge Post
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Post by: Aphos on April 30, 2013, 03:47:16 PM
Last let's outlaw kidney stones Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 30, 2013, 03:52:08 PM
If we outlaw kidney stones only outlaws will have kidney stones

Last I think that could get a majority Post

Btw, what is the relationship of outlaws and in-laws?
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 30, 2013, 04:00:36 PM
From certain perspective some in-laws will always be outside [what you consider to be] the law.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 30, 2013, 04:15:23 PM
In the sense that law cannot touch them or that law cannot touch you when you kill them? ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 30, 2013, 04:57:19 PM
In the sense that they should be locked up.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 30, 2013, 05:03:25 PM
lock, stock and over the barrel, you mean?!

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 30, 2013, 05:12:08 PM
Who said anything about soup?

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 30, 2013, 05:14:09 PM
That must have been in the word association thread

Last crossing the threads Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 30, 2013, 06:07:36 PM
If you have enough soup stock you may pour it in a barrel.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 30, 2013, 06:37:53 PM
Last you got me over a barrel there Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 30, 2013, 08:15:11 PM
Last is it comfy? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 30, 2013, 10:21:40 PM
Roll out the barrel... :drunk:

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 01, 2013, 04:20:28 AM
More comfortable on my front than my back, and certainly not rolling.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 01, 2013, 10:45:36 AM
And definitely more comfortable than the ride in a barrel.

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Post by: Aphos on May 01, 2013, 03:52:19 PM
Bring out the comfy chair.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 01, 2013, 04:12:42 PM
...and the hovercraft full of eels.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 02, 2013, 03:41:47 PM
I imagine you stir them to provide the shocks that power the vessel?

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 02, 2013, 04:21:23 PM
Not sure whether they are supposed to be electric eels

Last the wiggling itself  may have an effect Post

Btw, eel is also a military slang term for torpedo, which would make some sense in the naval context
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Post by: Aphos on May 02, 2013, 06:08:06 PM
So if we made little electric cars for electric eels, would we have eels on wheels?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 02, 2013, 08:48:53 PM
I can see the science project: a tank with wheels plus some electronics and a electric motor to push the tank.

Last then train the eel to create shocks and move around Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 02, 2013, 08:49:41 PM
And they could be fried and eaten at the destination.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 02, 2013, 09:31:09 PM
Sounds a bit costly after training them.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 02, 2013, 09:39:05 PM
Hire them trained and leave those costs to others.

Last dead employees forfeit pay Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 02, 2013, 09:45:03 PM
Like potty-trained?

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 02, 2013, 09:49:10 PM
crackpots of course

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 02, 2013, 09:58:42 PM
Last better eat a crockpot Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 02, 2013, 10:00:49 PM
One should not eat the pot itself

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Post by: Aphos on May 03, 2013, 02:14:02 AM
That's like the pot calling the kettle black.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 03, 2013, 02:54:57 AM
I have a black kettle (described elsewhere) - does this mean I am prepared?

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 03, 2013, 10:47:37 AM
Only if you have black cattle too

Last Scotland has the copyright for brown Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 03, 2013, 11:28:47 AM
Last lucky black cow Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 03, 2013, 11:44:36 AM
Well, compared with black sheep...

Last prejudice Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 03, 2013, 02:33:39 PM
Actual black sheep are quite pretty.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 03, 2013, 03:12:31 PM
So what's wrong with fantasy black sheep?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 03, 2013, 04:26:14 PM
Dunno about fantasy ones.

Last metaphorical ones can be many things Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 04, 2013, 12:07:28 AM
Do they do black ops or only baas?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 04, 2013, 12:34:32 AM
Only at the Baal temple

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 04, 2013, 01:08:26 AM
fottbaal or basskettlebaal?

Last or even volebaal Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 04, 2013, 01:11:10 AM
Last Vole-e-Baal Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 04, 2013, 01:39:44 AM
Goys'R'Us

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 05, 2013, 03:41:38 PM
Last aren't those dandy? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 05, 2013, 04:00:36 PM
almost brummellesque

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 05, 2013, 05:13:04 PM
Last lets ask the Sultan of Brunei Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 05, 2013, 05:27:51 PM
That guy is so yesterday since he is not he richest man on Earth anymore.

Last Isambard Sultanate Brunei? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 05, 2013, 06:06:54 PM
The Kingdom of Heaven shall have many bridges.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 05, 2013, 06:21:39 PM
As long as not all of them are called Jeff...

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 05, 2013, 07:34:14 PM
I know a spider called Jeff:
(http://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/_img/chars/char_34922.jpg)
http://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/_img/chars/char_34922.jpg
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 05, 2013, 07:47:55 PM
Somehow the popular impression of spiders is female

(http://www.serienoldies.de/images/biene_maja_12.jpg)
http://www.serienoldies.de/images/biene_maja_12.jpg

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 05, 2013, 08:09:47 PM
How do you know that spider is female?

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 05, 2013, 08:30:54 PM
The voice, the given name and in German the article (die/eine) ;)
Same with 'die Katze' but 'der Hund'. Pigs are neutral (das Schwein). If one wants to change the sex one has to use a different word (der Kater, die Sau), if one exists.

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Post by: pieces o nine on May 05, 2013, 11:53:09 PM
Last      (http://www.smileyvault.com/albums/merv/spidey.gif)      Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 06, 2013, 12:00:30 AM
Could  someone please help me get to Rio de Arachnero for the Carnival in time?
(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02513/smiley-spider_2513513k.jpg)
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02513/smiley-spider_2513513k.jpg

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Post by: Aphos on May 06, 2013, 12:18:38 AM
Looks like he's wearing a voodoo witch doctor's mask.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 06, 2013, 12:39:17 AM
and fancy spectacles :mrgreen:

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 06, 2013, 12:44:20 AM
It's a spectacle in it self.

Last Ladies and Gentleman.... Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 06, 2013, 12:54:48 AM
This is Moses speaking having come down from the big net of the Lord of Spiders (not of Flies!!!)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 06, 2013, 02:24:58 AM
It was the desert and for sure there are plenty of spiders.

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Post by: Aphos on May 06, 2013, 09:48:39 AM
Last Yuck Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 06, 2013, 11:26:07 AM
I hear, tarantulas and bird spiders are considered a delicacy in some parts of the world

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 06, 2013, 01:15:49 PM
Camel spiders look meaty.

Last I frankly don't wan't to try how 'tasty' they can be Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 06, 2013, 01:37:24 PM
Better go for aquatic arthropodes.

Last less hairy Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 06, 2013, 01:54:22 PM
How do you bone a kipper?

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 06, 2013, 02:04:29 PM
In German not at all since fishbones are not Knochen (bones) but Gräten and a Kipper is type of lorry ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 06, 2013, 03:34:39 PM
Like the cancelled Kliper (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kliper)?

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 06, 2013, 09:32:14 PM
No, a dump truck.

Not to be confused with a Trump duck* or a druck drum

Last *no relation to Disney's Donald Post
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Post by: Aphos on May 07, 2013, 05:08:18 AM
What about a drunk tuck, given by an inebriated plastic surgeon?

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 07, 2013, 11:49:48 AM
Friar Tuck is often drunk

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 07, 2013, 02:18:41 PM
Is there any chance the character is based on a real person?

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Post by: Opsa on May 07, 2013, 03:30:49 PM
If it's me, I'll sue.
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 07, 2013, 03:34:21 PM
If it's you then you have a time machine.
In that case go back and revive him.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 07, 2013, 04:11:19 PM
Someone somewhere was claiming that the story was a sanitized English-friendly version of William Wallace's story.

Last less fiction than Arthur's tale Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 07, 2013, 05:54:14 PM
Or Alfred Russel Wallace's creation story?

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 07, 2013, 06:03:15 PM
As long as it not George Wallace:
QuoteIn the name of the greatest people that have ever trod this earth, I draw the line in the dust and toss the gauntlet before the feet of tyranny, and I say segregation now, segregation tomorrow, segregation forever.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 07, 2013, 07:21:19 PM
How is that those people keep showing up in one way or another?

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 07, 2013, 07:38:23 PM
reinkarmation, I assume.

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Post by: Opsa on May 07, 2013, 08:31:52 PM
I'd be a Time Traveler for my lawyer, but not for George Wallace.

Last May he rest in piss Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 07, 2013, 08:56:27 PM
You coukld have tried to mitigate his influence

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 07, 2013, 08:58:14 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 07, 2013, 06:03:15 PM
Last his unclean spirit lives one Post

What? Are you saying we each have more than one spiritual self?

Last overdose of the orgon machine Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 07, 2013, 09:23:32 PM
The ancient Egyptians believed in 3 spiritual entities in every human (akh, qa and ba).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 07, 2013, 10:01:32 PM
Last ask Lawrence Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 07, 2013, 10:21:39 PM
I assume today it's mainly alcoholic spirits.

Btw, in the book (iirc) the whole Aqaba episode is minuscule while in the movie it is the central plotpoint in the first half.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 08, 2013, 12:52:15 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 07, 2013, 09:23:32 PM
(akh, qa and ba).


Oh, I just thought the Egyptians all stuttered  :mrgreen:

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 08, 2013, 01:02:33 AM
We are not sure totally about the vowels.

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Post by: pieces o nine on May 08, 2013, 03:41:02 AM
Last   the spirit is moving my to change to my Ba avatar!   Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 08, 2013, 03:44:02 AM
Ahhh...

Last Qa Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 08, 2013, 06:45:17 AM
Qa song?

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 08, 2013, 11:16:00 AM
Katsching?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 08, 2013, 01:30:56 PM
Last Ka-ching! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 08, 2013, 02:53:50 PM
Isn't that the Chinese boxing champion? ;)

Last friend of sports minister Do Ping Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 08, 2013, 03:00:42 PM
Last Mr Ping is still debating Mr Pong Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 08, 2013, 03:33:29 PM
Supported by Messrs. Ni, Peng and Neee-Wom?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 08, 2013, 10:43:26 PM
It's General Tzo's fault.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 09, 2013, 12:34:44 AM
Don't chicken out of your responsibility.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 09, 2013, 02:13:56 AM
How does one chicken in?

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 09, 2013, 02:17:59 AM
By being the anti-Sir-Robin

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 09, 2013, 04:14:05 PM
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 09, 2013, 04:18:09 PM
Why are chciken wings but not bat wings sold as a delicacy?

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Post by: Aggie on May 09, 2013, 04:52:58 PM
Goose webs are a delicacy, so I'm not sure.

Last I've been meaning to contact an ostrich farm and try to get some wings Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 09, 2013, 05:02:18 PM
When I read 'goose webs' I first thought of spiders spinning threads and weaving webs and wondered how geese could do that :mrgreen:

I thought geese were more into knitting and turtlenecks

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Post by: Aggie on May 09, 2013, 05:10:35 PM
That's goats you're thinking of, not geese.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 09, 2013, 05:16:39 PM
Somehow I can't picture goat in a turtleneck.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 09, 2013, 05:23:12 PM
(http://www.rockinjminiatures.com/11-23-08%20032%20Medium%20Web%20view%20Small%20Web%20view.jpg)(http://thingsheatherlearnedtoday.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/goatinsweater.jpg)(http://goatsass.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Feb222013BottleGoatInSweaterWithBells.jpg)
http://www.rockinjminiatures.com/11-23-08%20032%20Medium%20Web%20view%20Small%20Web%20view.jpg
http://thingsheatherlearnedtoday.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/goatinsweater.jpg
http://goatsass.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Feb222013BottleGoatInSweaterWithBells.jpg

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 09, 2013, 06:39:21 PM
That is decidedly criminal.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 09, 2013, 06:59:59 PM
Yes, the last is made to look like a llama.

And from what kind of whool are these pullovers made?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 09, 2013, 07:12:57 PM
Ladt Godiva did. Well, sort of.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 09, 2013, 07:19:40 PM
But that was unprocessed.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 10, 2013, 12:53:16 AM
I know that human hair is tasty...

Last ...for plants Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on May 10, 2013, 06:37:04 AM
Last    ...I thought a couple of those were kinda cute...    Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 10, 2013, 09:38:54 AM
One thing one should not do with hair is burning. It smells REALLY awful.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 10, 2013, 02:13:48 PM
Quote from: pieces o nine on May 10, 2013, 06:37:04 AM
I thought a couple of those were kinda cute.
They look cute, how easy is to put them on and how happy the animals are, are the questions. It well may be that they don't mind, but those pictures don't look particularly wintery to say that they would feel happy about the whole thing.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 10, 2013, 02:21:53 PM
Makes much more sense with sheep after shearing.

There is a short time period over here know as the 'sheep cold', when more often than not temperatures significantly drop shortly after the standard date for sheep shearing (the saints governing those days are also known as the Ice Saints).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 10, 2013, 02:55:13 PM
The opposite applies, animals adapted to cold weather having to cope with tropical and subtropical temperatures.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 10, 2013, 03:09:31 PM
Don't underestimate it. I don't know specifically about Florida but in other places there are even sled races when the last snow was seen somewhere around the last ice age.

Usually wheels are put under the sleds but I would not be surprised if some rich Persian Golf twit would do it on ice in the desert. They built huge indoor skiing resorts already.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 10, 2013, 04:55:27 PM
They should make them like babygro's with easy openings.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 10, 2013, 04:56:21 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 10, 2013, 03:09:31 PM
Don't underestimate it. I don't know specifically about Florida but in other places there are even sled races when the last snow was seen somewhere around the last ice age.
I've seen cold adapted dogs suffer in a hot weather, like chow-chows and akitas.

Last in Colombia it only takes a few hours drive (in some cases less than an hour) to move the thermometer 20C up or down Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 10, 2013, 06:10:20 PM
I did not say that it was good for the canines.

Last but you know how humans often treat their 'best friend' Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 10, 2013, 08:21:08 PM
Not that different from the way they treat their stated friends in many cases.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 10, 2013, 08:42:23 PM
Or relatives.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 10, 2013, 08:42:44 PM
Well, non-humans are equal to inanimate objects according to the law in many places.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 10, 2013, 08:43:52 PM
I think my sister is a vampire.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 10, 2013, 08:51:46 PM
She can't see herself in the mirror?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 10, 2013, 08:53:40 PM
Or she can't see the mirror?

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 10, 2013, 09:09:16 PM
If the mirror itself is vampiric...

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 11, 2013, 02:03:32 AM
Perhaps she has one of those talking mirrors.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 11, 2013, 03:59:17 AM
Like Snow White. I can tell you, she aint snow white.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 11, 2013, 12:39:06 PM
There is that very nasty version by iirc Gaiman.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 11, 2013, 02:09:26 PM
Last who's the evil witch? ;) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 11, 2013, 02:15:20 PM
The one with the lower PR budget

Last eating children is the new black Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 11, 2013, 02:16:16 PM
They're nutritious and tender.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 11, 2013, 02:27:13 PM
too much useless head

Last unless you've zombie tastes Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 11, 2013, 03:31:58 PM
Many people eats cow brains.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 11, 2013, 03:50:00 PM
But usually people don't eat the brain unprocessed but e.g. turned into savely (Yum!).

For the question: depends on the prionities set by the parents

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 11, 2013, 04:53:35 PM
But if a baby already has prions isn't (s)he doomed already?

Last healthy babies make healthy meals Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 11, 2013, 05:00:51 PM
Well. it could become a mutant super-baby.

Last even without involvement of radioactive spiders Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 11, 2013, 07:41:41 PM
Last mutant babies have a funky aftertaste Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 11, 2013, 07:58:21 PM
Do you know that from personal experience?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 11, 2013, 09:44:01 PM
Last do beany babies count? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 11, 2013, 09:48:20 PM
They count beans, I presume.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 11, 2013, 09:49:25 PM
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 11, 2013, 10:32:19 PM
One that has to be accounted for

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 12, 2013, 07:19:08 AM
Would a Count be responsible for that?

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 12, 2013, 09:20:56 AM
Ich bin Graf Zahl und zähle auf ihre Stimme.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 12, 2013, 05:27:18 PM
Last Graf Von Zeppelin? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 12, 2013, 05:38:59 PM
Unlike his American incarnation Count von Count the German has no 'von'

And I actually like the German version of the bone song better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyP1cyQXwX4

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Post by: Aphos on May 12, 2013, 10:34:39 PM
Last or maybe Led Zeppelin Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 12, 2013, 10:42:26 PM
Lead is not a good cosntruction material for lighter than air crafts ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 13, 2013, 01:52:14 AM
But possible as demonstrated by the MythBusters.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 13, 2013, 11:05:19 AM
I theory one could also built an armored balloon that could resist heavy artillery and be 'filled' with vacuum.
The problem is that it would have a diameter of several miles.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 13, 2013, 12:04:34 PM
That would justify a rigid structure.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 13, 2013, 12:27:24 PM
That is not much use against explosive shells, esp. not those with impact fuses.
To be 'vacuum resistant' it would have to be rigid in the first place.

Btw, it would be nice entrance exam question how large a hydrogen/helium/vacuum balloon would have to be that had an outer shell of iron one metre thick.
The math is easy but it would require the examinee to think a bit outside the normal.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 13, 2013, 06:31:16 PM
That would have planetary dimensions.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 13, 2013, 07:03:57 PM
A 1 atm of atmospheric pressure at 25°C the diameter of the 'vacuum filled' iron balloon (hull thickness 1 m) would have to be 40 km to begin to float.

On Earth that would be problematic since the atmosphere does not extend far enough out. The drop of pressure with height would require a greater diameter and so forth.

One would have to try it on Venus or Jupiter.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 13, 2013, 08:56:11 PM
It would never work with a sphere, at less than 9Km you have 1/3 pressure.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 14, 2013, 12:56:05 AM
The more one deviates from the spherical shape, the larger the relative surface gets.
As I said, Earth is not a place where it could get tested.

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Post by: pieces o nine on May 14, 2013, 02:06:51 AM
Quote from: SwatoplukBtw, it would be nice entrance exam question how large a hydrogen/helium/vacuum balloon would have to be that had an outer shell of iron one metre thick.
The math is easy but it would require the examinee to think a bit outside the normal.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 14, 2013, 02:36:54 AM
I see only limited connection to railways ;)

Last armored trains went out of fashion with fascism Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 14, 2013, 03:15:05 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 13, 2013, 07:03:57 PM
One would have to try it on Venus or Jupiter.


No men on Venus. Try Mars.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 14, 2013, 03:36:53 AM
Dunno about Venus, but perhaps it would be interesting running the numbers on Titan.

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Post by: Aphos on May 14, 2013, 06:59:27 AM
Not sure what the atmospheric density is on Titan.  I would think the gravity would be slightly higher than the Moon's...say 1/5 g.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 14, 2013, 11:05:53 AM
Gravity would only play a role as far as structural stability goes.
For the floating only the density of the surrounding medium is important.

For titanium the diameter would go from 40 km to 23. Still not a real option.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 14, 2013, 03:27:58 PM
This under the hypotheses that only a 1 mt thick shell will be able to withstand the pressure.

Last much thinner Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 14, 2013, 03:36:51 PM
There was also the condition of withstanding heavy artillery. 1 m would be a bit above classic battleship armour but shells have improved too. Modern tanks have a front armour equivalent to slightly above 1 m of common steel (actual armor thinner due to use of composite material an a few other tricks).

In reality a 20 (or even 40) km hollow sphere would likely collapse under its own weight. It would need extensive inner support structures adding to the total weight.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 14, 2013, 03:45:35 PM
It sounds way cheaper to just place some ERA (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Explosive_reactive_armour) in the shell if dealing with artillery is a must.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 14, 2013, 04:30:27 PM
The original question was : iron balloon, evacuated.

But even with the lightest material you'd stay in the kilometre range.

To get below 1 km you'd have to use material of density <0.8 g/cm³ and a wall thickness <25 cm, again without support structures.

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Post by: Aphos on May 14, 2013, 07:47:38 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 14, 2013, 11:05:53 AM
Gravity would only play a role as far as structural stability goes.
For the floating only the density of the surrounding medium is important.

For titanium the diameter would go from 40 km to 23. Still not a real option.

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Ah.  True, that.  I wasn't thinking.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 14, 2013, 07:56:28 PM
Of course, if two planets of the same size with the same amount of gas in the atmosphere had different mass, the atmosphere of the heavier planet would have a higher density near the ground and extend less far out. So floating itself would be easier but greater heights would be difficult.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 15, 2013, 10:24:18 PM
A better question would be: has anyone been successful building a vacuum balloon? What would it take with our lightest and strongest materials?

Last carbon fiber/klevlar with resin or a titanium alloy Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 15, 2013, 10:35:14 PM
Titanium would still be too heavy to do it in a managable size.
A light composite material, e.g a polymer-ceramics hybrid would imo be the best option.
The material would have to be either extremly stiff, so the hull could be made very thin, or extremly light (e.g. a foam), so a thicker hull could self-stabilise without adding too much weight.

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Edit: the idea is not new btw
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vacuum_airship
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 15, 2013, 10:49:51 PM
Can a vacuum airship clean carpets?

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 15, 2013, 10:53:15 PM
What if it WAS the carpet?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 15, 2013, 10:54:19 PM
It would be self-cleaning like the walls of a modern oven.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 15, 2013, 10:55:42 PM
hot oven is also a slang term for motorbike

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 15, 2013, 11:11:42 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 15, 2013, 10:35:14 PM
A light composite material, e.g a polymer-ceramics hybrid would imo be the best option.
The material would have to be either extremely stiff, so the hull could be made very thin, or extremely light (e.g. a foam), so a thicker hull could self-stabilize without adding too much weight.
I'm not talking about a balloon able to carry people, but one able to sustain itself, like the ones used in parties.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 15, 2013, 11:17:19 PM
I doubt that it is possible in party size. Either extremly small (sub-mm) or very big (many meters) would imo be the only options.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 16, 2013, 04:16:16 AM
Reading around it doesn't seem possible at all, nor worth while.

Last just 14% better than He Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 16, 2013, 09:20:47 AM
And Helium only won against Hydrogen (half the mass) because it does not burn.

Still, it would be interesting

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 16, 2013, 03:53:56 PM
Pity when Mythbusters did the episode about the Hindemburg they didn't burn a H bag as opposed to the almost thermite skin replica of the zeppelin.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 16, 2013, 08:34:13 PM
And the fire was not the real killer either. Most victims died when they in panic jumped out of the windows to their death. Those passengers that waited until the airship hit the ground walked away unharmed. Only crew working inside the bulk of the ship burned to death.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 17, 2013, 01:33:03 AM
Yes, that was a useful tip, to stay in til it lands. I shall remember that when I next go up and burn.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 17, 2013, 08:23:47 AM
Plans to rebuild the big Zeppelins never die.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 17, 2013, 06:39:37 PM
What about the little ones?

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 17, 2013, 07:29:36 PM
There are the Zeppelin NT (new technology) but their true parentage is in doubt.
They are in essence blimps with a rigid structure inside while the true Zeppelins had inner gas cells and thus stayed in shape when the gas got removed.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 18, 2013, 02:00:44 AM
Zeppelin NT? You'll be telling me there was a 95, a 98, an ME, and even a 2000.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 18, 2013, 06:09:59 AM
(http://brickmuppet.mee.nu/images/ZeppelinNT.jpg)
http://brickmuppet.mee.nu/images/ZeppelinNT.jpg

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 18, 2013, 08:48:10 AM
Tickets are very expensive

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 18, 2013, 04:14:23 PM
Last how much? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 18, 2013, 07:06:02 PM
400 €/hour

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 18, 2013, 08:19:32 PM
Where do you get the € sign, I don't have one on my keyboard.........

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 18, 2013, 08:51:46 PM
It's on the E key as the 'third option' (use Alt Gr + e), at least on my keyboard.

Last we on the pther hand lack the pound sign as a shortcut Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 18, 2013, 11:35:39 PM
Certainly 400 Euros for a joy ride sounds a bit steep.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 18, 2013, 11:57:29 PM
Still a bargain compared to a joyride to outer space.

Last and in the 20ies and 30ies it was the most expensive way to cross the Atlantic by far Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 19, 2013, 05:45:56 AM
But it gives a clear idea why zeppelins aren't more prevalent on our skies.

Last too expensive to fly Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 19, 2013, 09:24:31 AM
Most tasks can as well be done by blimps.

Last and for just going from A to B planes have won the race Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 19, 2013, 04:01:49 PM
Still, classical blimp maintenance is expensive.

Last only practical when you need something conspicuous hovering above for long periods of time Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 19, 2013, 05:11:12 PM
Saudi Arabia is interested. During the Hadj there is a huge amount of people running around round the clock and something that can float in essence without time limit at low fuel consumption is the ideal eye in the sky for that. An at least semi-rigid airship provides the proper flexibility ;)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 19, 2013, 06:13:24 PM
Alt Gr + E gives É on my machine. The Gr in Alt Gr must stand for Germany ;)

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 19, 2013, 06:18:20 PM
That one yields nothing here.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 19, 2013, 06:22:06 PM
Nothing yields much at present.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 19, 2013, 06:29:59 PM
esp. not the GOP

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 19, 2013, 08:42:13 PM
What could be obstructing my ability to start writing?

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 19, 2013, 08:56:54 PM
Ask Mr.Cameron ;)

I have a bit of the opposite problem. Any attempt to fill gaps in my saga turns into totally new episodes requiring even more gap filling. And this with some main chapters unwritten.
This begins to look outright Sterne and will lead to a trist(ram) outcome.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 20, 2013, 04:45:22 AM
Maybe it needs to be a trilogy?

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Post by: pieces o nine on May 20, 2013, 04:51:42 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk... Any attempt to fill gaps in my saga turns into totally new episodes requiring even more gap filling. ...

Last   maybe you need more Sparkling?   Post

:giggle:
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 20, 2013, 05:05:25 AM
Last we try not to mention that kind in here Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 20, 2013, 07:06:38 AM
we try and try and try, but they keep appearing, until our hand machine interface fails.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 20, 2013, 10:53:12 AM
No vampires in there. The only drinking of blood is ritualistic and the character uses his (actually her) own.
Although it would fit the contemporary belief system, there are no werewolves either.
There are strong hints toward a snake and a cat demon, and there is a Draugr (zombie).
The main supernatural elements are provided by shamans, völvas (seeresses) and noitas (witches).
The gods, while referred to occasionally, stay out.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 20, 2013, 02:58:08 PM
I have nothing against good old fashion vampires.

Last but the sparkling kind are an abomination Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 20, 2013, 03:42:24 PM
Not to forget a mormonisation

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 20, 2013, 09:05:59 PM
Are you suggesting that certain denominations are bloodsuckers?

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 20, 2013, 09:24:53 PM
Well, with their agressive teething, eh, tithing...

That sparklesucker authoress admitted to never have studied the classics (literature or film) on the topics of vampirism.
So in a way this was Fan Fic of the 'you fail biology/sex ed forever' variety

Or with this immortal quote:

"Thank god for virgin 13-year old females writing gay porn."
— America, Axis Powers Hetalia, "Buttsex: The Musical"

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 20, 2013, 10:25:01 PM
I imagine it is impossible to get rid of the crazy.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 20, 2013, 11:02:08 PM
I guess this Mormon lady is just of the very old-fashioned way (late Victorian), no evil intended.
And not much literary talent involved either (but the success shows that it is not actually needed).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 20, 2013, 11:26:12 PM
I would call that marginal talent, that is, the lowest common denominator will fall for it massively.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 21, 2013, 12:12:23 AM
But in pop music the work is done by experts in producing just the mediocre stuff that sells well.
The sparklesucker series was written (to my knowledge) by a genuine amateur.

Looking for comparision to Harry Potter, there we have some initial talent that over the run of the series got bolstered more and more by experience. There is a visible growth process. From what I hear about the lightweight, eh, twilight series, the later books show no difference in quality (or lack thereof) to the earlier ones.
In other words R. learned the trade by doing improving significantly over time, while M. stayed a hack and either lacked the talent or did not see the need to improve on the winning formula.

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*while I do not exclude the possibility of rereading the HP series one day
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Post by: pieces o nine on May 21, 2013, 01:07:24 AM
My understanding is that she's repeatedly bragged about not doing any research whatsoever.

It shows.



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Post by: Swatopluk on May 21, 2013, 01:36:49 AM
In theory that could give a fresh outlook.

Just not on this topic where even a toddler could be expected to have some basic 'knowledge'

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 21, 2013, 02:36:18 AM
Which takes us to the Michael Bay of writing and his latest 'novel'...

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 21, 2013, 02:41:48 AM
Do you mean 'her' or are we talking different authors? MB has not yet tried to novelize afaik.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 21, 2013, 03:00:20 AM
I was referring to Dan Brown and his latest novel.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 21, 2013, 03:29:15 AM
I have never read a book of the one nor (iirc) seen a movie by the other.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 21, 2013, 03:37:45 PM
They are 'good' at what they do, that is, shallow, predictable, but entertaining, the classic pop corn movies and waiting room reads.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 21, 2013, 06:28:26 PM
It'a about minimizing the effort for the desired result.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 21, 2013, 07:52:26 PM
It's heading for the computer writing the books then.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 21, 2013, 08:05:33 PM
That has been long in the works already.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 22, 2013, 02:18:12 PM
So, fifty shades of gray was computer generated?

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Post by: Opsa on May 22, 2013, 02:50:03 PM
They can do anything with machines these days.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 22, 2013, 03:24:50 PM
Last that computer must get a lot of action Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 22, 2013, 05:43:09 PM
Machine lliterature is reactionary

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 22, 2013, 06:54:58 PM
A reaction against what exactly?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 22, 2013, 07:11:54 PM
It's all in bits ;)

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 22, 2013, 07:15:40 PM
It's all about everything going backwards

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 22, 2013, 11:53:45 PM
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 23, 2013, 12:13:33 AM
also true when you turn the 'b's upside down ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 23, 2013, 03:40:10 AM
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 23, 2013, 05:37:22 AM
Mind your p's and q's.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 23, 2013, 09:33:28 AM
Line not rotary reflection!

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 23, 2013, 04:03:55 PM
Mirror image then?

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db
qp
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 23, 2013, 09:54:40 PM
Two little birds
Sitting on your shoulders
One called Paul
One called Peter

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 23, 2013, 11:07:44 PM
a d is not an upside down p

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 24, 2013, 01:10:54 AM
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
Who is the fairest of them all?

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 24, 2013, 01:20:55 AM
If one I choose
All others lose
It would be bad
For war comes from that
Remember Troy?
Oy oy oy!

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 24, 2013, 03:32:47 AM
Last I remember Deanna Troy Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 24, 2013, 03:55:07 AM
I remember you-oo!

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 24, 2013, 09:08:26 AM
Can't say that I know either of those.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 24, 2013, 03:01:31 PM
Last memories are so unreliable these days... Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 24, 2013, 05:33:39 PM
Is there any reason I should know them?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 24, 2013, 05:39:40 PM
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 24, 2013, 05:46:20 PM
Why and since when exactly do you not know?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 24, 2013, 05:58:00 PM
I know nuthin', gov.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 24, 2013, 06:08:17 PM
You already do, you just don't say much

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 24, 2013, 07:31:10 PM

The first artist to ever have three consecutive number one hits in Britain - I Remember You, Lovesick Blues and The Wayward Wind.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 24, 2013, 07:44:05 PM
We had similar types over here.
Some are still alive and - shudder - active.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 24, 2013, 08:02:11 PM
Ifield's web site is active, he is active, but not, as far as I know, singing. TG.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 24, 2013, 08:12:53 PM
As long as they stay silent...

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*Eurovision Song Context
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 24, 2013, 08:54:01 PM
We should send the Spanish Inquisition into the ESC.  :inquisition:

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 24, 2013, 08:57:33 PM
Do they have a song or just a prayer?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 24, 2013, 09:28:42 PM
Definitely no wings.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 24, 2013, 09:29:53 PM
A song they have
[youtube=425,350]jbcyiFt5VEs[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbcyiFt5VEs
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 24, 2013, 09:39:28 PM
oh dear!

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 24, 2013, 09:43:41 PM
It's Brooks. What did you expect? Hitler on Ice or Jews in Space? ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 24, 2013, 10:31:28 PM
Last Hitler on the rocks, please Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 24, 2013, 11:02:40 PM
The leader chose lead in the end

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 25, 2013, 12:17:29 AM
A toxic mineral for a toxic man.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 25, 2013, 12:29:58 AM
But it was Pb0 which has far lesser toxicity than the soluble Pb(II) and Pb(IV) varieties

(http://www.lab-initio.com/screen_res/nz015.jpg)
http://www.lab-initio.com/screen_res/nz015.jpg

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 25, 2013, 03:19:26 AM
Men and their toys..............

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 25, 2013, 10:44:05 AM
One has to get the lead paint somewehere ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 25, 2013, 05:55:57 PM
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 25, 2013, 07:00:38 PM
Too many fairy tales as a child?

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 25, 2013, 10:06:21 PM
Well, the fairy-tale records I had had the effect of giving me a Nutcracker overdose.
I cannot listen to that Tschaikovsky piece anymore because each and every fairy-tale record used that as background music.
I wonder why Rimsky-Korsakov did not suffer the same fate, since he also produced tons of fairy-tale music.
Not catchy enough, I presume.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 26, 2013, 12:33:59 AM
Please keep your voice down.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 26, 2013, 12:58:02 AM
I think this specific danger is over. The days of kids listening to classic fairy-tale readings/audioplays that use classical (actually high romantic) music are, unfotunately, over. Kids these days would not even know about the very existence of these classics when Hollywood and Accomplices would not churn out movies allegedly based on them. And use of old music in those is very low, it's either fake neoromantic of 'flashy' new.
As I have often said: After The Hunchback of Notre-Dame with a happy ending it is only a matter of time before we get a vegan version of Titus Andronicus

Admittedly I liked this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8-bMgDANEk) (just the scene, not really the movie as a whole).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 26, 2013, 01:15:00 AM
Wow! Bollywood ripoff!

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 26, 2013, 01:39:53 AM
The song comes from another direction again
[youtube=425,350]DW90vmWUHUQ[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW90vmWUHUQ
Somewhere on the net there is the quite intricate story of both the song and how it ended up in Mirror Mirror
The makers of MM got inspired by the Iranian singer (but it took them some time to find out who she was, she was originally mistaken for Indian), then they found out that the story of that song goes back a good deal farther (the soundtrack from another movie).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 26, 2013, 03:24:38 PM
Actually I was referring to the scene itself.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 26, 2013, 04:01:09 PM
Yes, this was intended to be Bollywood style. The song came into it originally in the belief that it came from there too.
Btw, Miss Collins sings this herself (unlike e.g. Audrey Hepburn who did sing in My Fair Lady but got dubbed over by a professional despite having delivered quite a respectable performance).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 27, 2013, 01:27:02 PM
It did sound like a westerner singing an eastern song.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 27, 2013, 01:51:47 PM
What can be quite painful is Western opera singers trying Russian opera in the original language.
Even I who does not speak Russian often cringe when I hear it.

Last until now I was able to avoid Boris Godunov sung in Italian* Post

*yes, there is at least on recording availabe on CD
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 27, 2013, 08:19:25 PM
Surely they just need to re-organise the notes in the right order for whicever language is desired?

[youtube=425,350]R7GeKLE0x3s[/youtube]

Watch...it's brilliant. Probably their best sketch ever.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 27, 2013, 08:33:12 PM
When I find the time

Last À la recherche du temps perdu (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwAOc4g3K-g) Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 28, 2013, 05:11:29 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 27, 2013, 01:51:47 PM
What can be quite painful is Western opera singers trying Russian opera in the original language.
You mean bad phonetics? Native speakers from certain languages have problems pronouncing others (and with some frequency that part of the training is lacking).

Last English speakers are particularly bad pronouncing romance and slavic languages Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 28, 2013, 10:15:03 AM
I had to endure professional German opera singers bungling Russian pronounciation in atrocious ways more than once. As I said, I don't speak Russian but I own a number of (I think) very good recordings of Russian opera, so I have a point of reference. There are non-Slav singers where I am not able to tell. To Russian ears they may have a terrible accent* but at least they get the words right.

Last Note bed fort nun-nerdive spiggers Post

*Christopher Lee has recorded a few Russian opera pieces. From Russian youtube commenters I hear that he has a bad accent but I can spot no word mangling.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 28, 2013, 03:46:11 PM
Translating an accent into singing is a very difficult task, French for instance is very guttural but general voice technique doesn't like guttural, as a result it is rare to find a non-francophone singing a French piece without an accent.

English speaker singers are particularly bad at accents because the language itself has a different set of vowels many of which would be consider diphthongs in other languages, making their normative readings of other languages atrocious.

Last at home we make fun of our family physician because he is fluent in Spanish but has a very thick American accent Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 28, 2013, 03:59:38 PM
I was thinking more of leaving letters out (slavte instead of slavt-ye), garbling syllables etc. than classics like "Ish bin ayn Bör-lee-nuh"

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 28, 2013, 05:05:50 PM
Afraid to write a word, seeing as I'm English.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 28, 2013, 05:11:01 PM
Blame the French for it. Without William the Bastard all of that would not be a problem.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 28, 2013, 06:04:03 PM
Last but he was a Norman not a true French (and in opposition to the French crown) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 28, 2013, 06:13:46 PM
But he did outfrench the French. Opposition to the crown was standard at the time. And let's not even talk about the royal family itself.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 28, 2013, 07:04:13 PM
I still have trouble understanding why hating the French is the national pastime in some countries.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 28, 2013, 09:54:09 PM
We have a choice of Ireland or the French (until Scotland votes OUT).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 28, 2013, 10:24:01 PM
Are you telling me that the English hate the Irish as much as they hate the French?

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 29, 2013, 12:22:51 AM
The Irish were among the earliest to be hated for profit.
English domination of Ireland originally got justified by declaring the Irish subhuman and not really Christians (ignoring that it was the Irish church that christianized England). And later the Irish were not included among 'white' people in the US (they got upgraded to make room for the Italians who in turn moved up to make room for Slavs asf.).

They got their revenge by forming the FBI ;)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 29, 2013, 12:44:54 AM
^ - not all of us hate all of them, whoever they are.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 29, 2013, 12:48:16 AM
Not everyone is an English baron or their paid propagandist

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 29, 2013, 03:13:31 AM
I used to know an English baronet.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 29, 2013, 08:46:50 AM
Wer will keep it a secret when the revolution comes.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 29, 2013, 10:35:45 AM
[youtube=425,350]fMKsR_wUSfA[/youtube]

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 29, 2013, 10:47:01 AM
[youtube=425,350]31FFTx6AKmU[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31FFTx6AKmU

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 29, 2013, 11:31:56 AM
Seems a bit Laboured :giggle: :giggle: after all this time, but still very funny.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 29, 2013, 12:01:09 PM
Time to revive the Hell's Grannies

[youtube=425,350]Ygy7UDADXDg[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygy7UDADXDg

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 29, 2013, 04:27:04 PM
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Post by: Aggie on May 29, 2013, 04:39:33 PM
Just  :ROFL: about that graffito myself.  :mrgreen:

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 29, 2013, 07:11:14 PM
Jokes abour grannies on heavy motorbikes were once common over here too.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 29, 2013, 07:12:29 PM
Last now you actually see them on the road Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 29, 2013, 07:20:55 PM
Heavy motorbikes seem to have gone a bit out of fashion around here.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 29, 2013, 09:55:42 PM
Sadly that's not the case here.

Last let's hope Lord Mero doesn't see this...  :mrgreen: :P Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 29, 2013, 10:01:38 PM
There are still biker clubs (clubbing each other occasionally) but otherwise cars clearly dominate.

Last but some try to produce the same type of noise Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 29, 2013, 10:14:19 PM
The only thing here that prevents them from going out is the rain.

Last and we are on the rainy season :mrgreen: Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 29, 2013, 10:41:31 PM
The first rule of housebounding, never go out in the rain.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 30, 2013, 12:49:31 AM
Except by boat

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 30, 2013, 03:27:50 PM
I believe the Venice city council would object.

Last Casino Royale Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 30, 2013, 03:44:47 PM
Wagner died in Venice.

Last his last wife unfortunately outlived him significantly Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 30, 2013, 03:55:38 PM
I wonder how were the sanitary conditions back then.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 30, 2013, 04:08:22 PM
Yes, too expensive.

As usual in Italy, when the garbage collectors go on strike all goes to hell within a few days too

Last in Venice even more so than in Palermo or so I hear Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 30, 2013, 04:50:23 PM
I actually saw it first hand in Napoli but while the garbage was indeed bad, I couldn't shake the feeling that it was like the old bad section of Bogotá multiplied several times over.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 30, 2013, 05:43:00 PM
Roman rubbish tips provide good pickings

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 30, 2013, 06:12:06 PM
Last why everybody picks on the Romans? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 30, 2013, 09:00:20 PM
What have they ever done for us? ;)

Romans are by tradition digestive rear exits and invented a lot in the field of politics and demagoguery that still haunts us today. And that was before the popes took over and made it worse.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 30, 2013, 09:44:43 PM
Though to be fair, recent popes are not Roman.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 30, 2013, 09:49:32 PM
Much to the chagrin of the Romans.
And they try to claim the current one as actually Italian.

Last according to the Romans one non-Italian pope every 400 years is enough Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 31, 2013, 03:00:37 AM
They are lucky they don't have Thomas Cromwell.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 31, 2013, 09:13:58 AM
Henry VIII's henchman?
Maybe Rome needs Oliver instead

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 31, 2013, 03:43:30 PM
Last what a Twist! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 31, 2013, 07:07:42 PM
Be silent, Twiggins!

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 31, 2013, 07:54:51 PM
Last my tea is still hot! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 31, 2013, 08:15:43 PM
Mine hath cooled downe enoughe to drinke.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 31, 2013, 08:38:42 PM
I used to drink tea.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 31, 2013, 08:58:39 PM
Heretic a-teaist!

Btw, on the topic we dicussed on page 1256. Here is the origin of that song that ended up in Mirror Mirror

[youtube=425,350]letnNlfv55c[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=letnNlfv55c

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 31, 2013, 11:41:36 PM
Harking back to the past is retrospective.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 31, 2013, 11:52:45 PM
Not worse than Futur II, the grammatical form to describe things in the future in retrospect.

The Crispin's Day Speech from Henry V is the perfect example of the effective use of this

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 31, 2013, 11:57:55 PM
Maybe Henry V should have shut up.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 01, 2013, 12:12:28 AM
And waste the opportunity to deliver on eof the most effective speeches ever?

Friends, Britons, countrymen, plug your ears. I'm here to bury Henry and collect the prize for him ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 01, 2013, 12:24:15 AM
Why do commoners never apply to those raffles?

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 01, 2013, 12:36:37 AM
What do you mean raffles? The Moiras/Parcas/Norns/Wyrd Sisters need no stinking application from anyone.
But Clio rarely reports the common stuff since 'slice of life' was not as popular as 'slicing lifes' then.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 01, 2013, 03:14:30 AM
I prefer a slice of pie.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 01, 2013, 09:47:00 AM
What are the pies saying about that?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 01, 2013, 03:43:53 PM
They keep repeating 3.14159..............

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 01, 2013, 06:31:57 PM
When ink and pen in hands of men
Inscribe your form, bipedal "P"
They draw an altar on which
God has slaughtered all stability
No eyes could ever soak in all the places you anoint
And yet to see you all at once we only need the point
Flirting with infinity, your geometric progeny
That fit inside you oh so tight
With triangles that feel so right

3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459

Your ever-constant homily says flaw is discipline
The patron saint of imperfection frees us from our sin
And if our transcendental lift shall find a final floor
Then Man will know the death of God where wonder was before

Yeah, I know this Pi shit backwards and forwards
Check it out

I did three chicks then I pointed at the door
A girl entered in so that made it four
I snapped one time in came another five
Add 'em all up and that makes nine
The average age 26.5
Now that's what I call gettin' some pi
Five of the chicks wore 6-inch heels
Two of the nine squealed like seals
514 was the area code
Quebec, Canada my winter abode
And my 1.3 million dollar chalet

Pi backwards, pi forwards, all night and all day

3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640
6286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359
40812848111745028410270193852110556

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 01, 2013, 06:52:23 PM
Definitely more than 10 words.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 01, 2013, 06:57:44 PM
But lacking quote signs ;)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 01, 2013, 08:50:36 PM
And from an unknown source.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 01, 2013, 08:58:26 PM
Hard to conPhirm it

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 03, 2013, 03:44:52 PM
Last how firm is that statement? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 03, 2013, 07:02:17 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 03, 2013, 03:44:52 PM
Last how firm is that statement? Post

A mental state must always be firm

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 03, 2013, 07:03:14 PM
Like Einsteins'?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 03, 2013, 07:03:43 PM
Is the USA a collection of mental states?

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 03, 2013, 07:18:07 PM
Often even fundamental
Last all about isms and schisms Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 04, 2013, 07:59:22 PM
They also took the isthmus a couple of times.

Last great game Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 04, 2013, 08:08:00 PM
Which one? Panama, Corinth, Kra?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 04, 2013, 08:33:50 PM
Panamá used to be part of Colombia, you know?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 04, 2013, 08:48:29 PM
Bring back the Empire!

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 04, 2013, 10:46:38 PM
Again, which one? ;)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 05, 2013, 12:32:35 AM
There was only ever one real Empire.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 05, 2013, 12:43:05 AM
What have the Romans ever done for us?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 05, 2013, 12:47:17 AM
Did they give us cows?

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 05, 2013, 12:48:17 AM
No, but the cherry tree

Last cows were in predynastic times Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 05, 2013, 12:52:45 AM
I thought Chekov gave us the cherry tree.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 05, 2013, 01:00:30 AM
No, he gave just the cherry garden to the Russians

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 05, 2013, 01:01:24 AM
Ask Opas about the cherry trees.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 05, 2013, 01:11:22 AM
My Opas are both dead and I am not a necromancer.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 05, 2013, 02:00:23 PM
Wasn't that what they taught you in school?

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 05, 2013, 02:06:48 PM
No, we lacked the funds for that.

Last no working trip to Endor either Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 05, 2013, 02:32:58 PM
But they needed plenty of interns to work in something big there.

Last possibly in orbit Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 05, 2013, 02:54:19 PM
No, the lady worked solo in Israel

Last she may have moved after Saul's visit Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 05, 2013, 03:57:01 PM
Relocated to a tax heaven?

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 05, 2013, 04:01:39 PM
Or she joined her informants

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 05, 2013, 06:11:46 PM
Bothans are always so elusive.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 05, 2013, 06:19:19 PM
I only know Bothians and Boothia.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 05, 2013, 06:46:19 PM
Perhaps a damage in your boot sector.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 05, 2013, 06:54:56 PM
divide et impera?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 05, 2013, 07:32:12 PM
Depends on it's fortune.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 05, 2013, 07:42:18 PM
I wish I had a fortune.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 05, 2013, 07:59:35 PM
Maybe someone could tell it to you

Last but that will also cost one Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 05, 2013, 08:41:13 PM
They did once. They said the letters G and M were significant. Within weeks I met two people Graham and Mark (G and M - get it) and they changed my life. Isn't that just unbelievable :giggle: - actually it was a palm reading

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 05, 2013, 08:49:13 PM
I imagine that statistical fortune telling doesn't have the same ring to it.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 05, 2013, 08:50:17 PM
Palm bark is so unhandy as a reading/writing material

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 05, 2013, 10:14:34 PM
Last barking at the wrong scribe Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 05, 2013, 10:24:14 PM
Well, by preempting me you incurred the barking, base tyke!

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 06, 2013, 02:24:19 AM
Just don't use the trike.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 06, 2013, 04:22:03 AM
Trikes can be lethal. As a child, I was a wizz at almost destroying my younger sister with trikes.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 06, 2013, 10:01:53 AM
I once fell off one. It hurt.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 06, 2013, 03:22:52 PM
The stuff of nursery rhymes.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 06, 2013, 03:34:26 PM
I thought those were  by custom far more cruel

Here's a roller that runs on steam
On all the roads it rules supreme
It'll get you and flat you and have you scream
The eyes of the driver you will see gleam

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 06, 2013, 04:47:33 PM
He'll be fine 'til his nose is pecked off.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 06, 2013, 04:57:22 PM
Leave the crows out of it.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 06, 2013, 08:27:00 PM
[youtube=425,350]IzlA5A9hvRI[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzlA5A9hvRI

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 06, 2013, 10:08:32 PM
I can't listen to that now.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 06, 2013, 10:18:00 PM
It's German anyway.

Let's say it is a request for a sky burial with ravens as the beneficiaries

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 06, 2013, 10:20:54 PM
Why do ravens and crows always get the bad rap?

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 06, 2013, 10:52:31 PM
Because they do their job in public

The Russians love the topic too. Here some versions of the popular song of the Black Raven

Last Чёрный Ворон Post

[youtube=425,350]c64Ggquo_5c[/youtube][youtube=425,350]4-WlGofQkfA[/youtube][youtube=425,350]XWm4AzVE0Rw[/youtube][youtube=425,350]8mr19ACNGjg[/youtube]


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c64Ggquo_5c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-WlGofQkfA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWm4AzVE0Rw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mr19ACNGjg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 07, 2013, 05:47:54 AM
So you blame them because they don't let all that protein go to waste?

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 07, 2013, 10:07:49 AM
I don't. I even wrote a sonnet about them once

Quote
Corbies and Lordies

Above the field of battle crows do fly
The ravens gather for a festive meal
They will not wait for shed blood to congeal
To make a living where the humans die

No need for them to shout the battle cry
No need for them to wield the cruel steel
To them the warlords' slogans lack appeal
For glory or God's blessing they don't vie

The lords who cause this don't for peasants care
If some remain in uniforms to dress
To die for them. Who says that life is fair?

Don't blame the birds, they clean up our mess
Just grant them the odd eyeball here and there
They take the pawns that fall in 'Great Men's' chess

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 07, 2013, 03:51:33 PM
If people is stupid enough to kill each other it's not the crows fault.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 07, 2013, 04:24:39 PM
Not over my dead body.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 07, 2013, 09:30:43 PM
I think the canonical form is 'over YOUR dead body' ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 07, 2013, 10:38:18 PM
That's why sky burials + crows = no zombies!

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 07, 2013, 10:40:02 PM
But living skeletons are still an option

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 08, 2013, 02:32:19 AM
If one had some sort of fak skin material to keep the body organs from falling out, would it be possible to have a living skeleton?

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 08, 2013, 02:43:56 AM
With a skin and organs it would not be a skeleton.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 08, 2013, 07:17:35 AM
That sounds like an exoskeleton.

Last mutant insects Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 08, 2013, 11:02:25 AM
In the long term the arthropods will triumph

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 08, 2013, 03:45:14 PM
The reign of the tardigrades is coming.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 08, 2013, 04:29:30 PM
It's not raining today.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 08, 2013, 06:55:02 PM
Here neither.
But other parts of the country would be very happy not to have more rain than they have already.
There is catastrophic flooding along several rivers and the damage is predicted to be in the hundreds of millions of Euros range.
Not many casualties yet but property damage galore (forget the next harvest).

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 09, 2013, 01:57:32 AM
They showed pics here on TV of floods all over Europe.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 09, 2013, 09:45:09 AM
I at least sit high and dry.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 09, 2013, 11:29:12 AM
Isn't that just strength of character?

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 09, 2013, 11:42:54 AM
No, I don't levitate by willpower.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 11, 2013, 12:27:30 AM
So now Venice isn't the envy of Europe?

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 11, 2013, 12:46:24 AM
Would you like a city where you risk to get run over by ocean liners when you are not careful while walking around?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 11, 2013, 02:29:56 AM
Remind me to warn you about the port of Miami.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 11, 2013, 09:54:09 AM
Why would I want to go to a state with alligators, nutty RW Cuban exiles and rabid GOPsters (in charge)?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 11, 2013, 06:47:41 PM
I take offense with the bundling including alligators, those are quiet (not exactly gentle) beasts that won't attack you unless you overstep their domain (or step on them carelessly, there was this lady riding a bike...), while the other critters have no redeeming features whatsoever.

Last I'm sure you have your share of crazy people up in Germany Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 11, 2013, 07:08:04 PM
Well, one can find religious nutters almost everywhere but at least over here their power is limited. And our 'professional exiles' (from the now Polish parts of Germany. We never got a proper movement of Alsatian-Lorraineians non-canines running) are dying out.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 12, 2013, 01:03:03 AM
The Strasbourg Revolutionary Front and Köenisberg for the Prussians?

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 12, 2013, 08:19:51 AM
I'd be rather for Bavarian succession.
There was a remote chance for that but the Bayernpartei fell victim to a CSU plot that included mass perjury by leading CSU politicians leading to a false conviction of the Bayernpartei leadership before a crucial election. Although that sentence got quickly overturned by the appeals court, the damage was done and the CSU has ruled supreme since then in Bavaria. Think GOP, Rove and ACORN.

Last Bavaria would be far better suited to be part of Austria. Sore 1866 losers both ;) Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 12, 2013, 08:50:24 AM
[youtube=425,350]iyIOl-s7JTU[/youtube]

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 12, 2013, 09:10:11 AM
We are (in theory) proportionally representative at least partially

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 12, 2013, 02:18:04 PM
Proportional to your shares of Siemens, Daimler and BASF?

Last in Finland it woud be Nokia and Angry Birds maker Rovio ;) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 12, 2013, 02:25:21 PM
Court investigations have shown that Siemens only bribes foreign officials.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 12, 2013, 02:27:18 PM
...and the court's investigators...

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 12, 2013, 02:32:00 PM
No need for that because bribing them was legal (and tax deductible) at the time. So bribes could and would have been shown in the official company reports to the shareholders and the public.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 12, 2013, 06:33:50 PM
Why does no one ever want to bribe me?

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Post by: Aggie on June 12, 2013, 06:46:16 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 12, 2013, 02:32:00 PM
No need for that because bribing them was legal (and tax deductible) at the time. So bribes could and would have been shown in the official company reports to the shareholders and the public.

Last now it's called 'lobbying' Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 12, 2013, 07:12:40 PM
No, lobbying works differently over here.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 13, 2013, 06:25:54 AM
The latest lobbying expose/scandal/shock/gasp/predictable has been endlessly on TV.

Last Fiji Scam Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 13, 2013, 10:29:02 AM
I propose that convicted lobbyists should be bombarded until unconscious with tulip bulbs.

Last bankers with goldplated ones until dead Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 13, 2013, 09:17:44 PM
I'm sure an arrangement can be reached with the Dutch.

Last by the lorry Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 13, 2013, 09:28:48 PM
Just avoid the next bulb bubble

Last or get the bankers into participating Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 13, 2013, 09:45:06 PM
Bankers should be encouraged to do deep trench exploration without equipment.

Last yesterday we watched Margin Call (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1615147/combined) and it's clear those soulless b@$tards can't be called human Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 13, 2013, 09:51:25 PM
Well, normal humans rarely commit mass harm in cold blood. Usually it is with cold steel or hot lead.

Last humanism is quite an alien concept to the common human Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 13, 2013, 11:25:20 PM
Your average human is very capable to distinguish injustice when it is committed against him/her.

Last recognize injustice committed to others is far more difficult Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 13, 2013, 11:30:48 PM
Recognizing is one thing, acting something different.

Last and cold rationality is not the norm Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 14, 2013, 03:07:59 PM
Not acting is rational in a great number of cases, perhaps the majority.

Last you don't want to be demoted, fired or possibly killed Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 14, 2013, 03:35:46 PM
Well, but one would wish others to be  ;)

Last and that takes action Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 14, 2013, 06:27:13 PM
Especially with road rage.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 14, 2013, 09:15:22 PM
We all have our steamroller fantasies.

Last installed machine guns and grenade launchers optional Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on June 15, 2013, 01:25:43 AM
Last   fire the photon torpedoes   Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 15, 2013, 01:50:23 AM
Not visceral enough

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 16, 2013, 02:38:54 AM
Death by antimatter may be painful.

Last you have to simulate the reaction first Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 16, 2013, 09:41:37 AM
No, annihilation would be far to quick to get even noticed by the victim.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 16, 2013, 05:32:56 PM
I was actually thinking on that and the amount of antimatter used. Imagine a small magnetic bullet with a fixed amount of atoms inside, the annihilation will be quick but the amount of antimatter is what makes the difference, it doesn't have to transform the target fully into energy, but just a fraction, plus the explosive energy and radiation.

Last worst than explosive bullets Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 16, 2013, 06:17:17 PM
Difficult to dose though. One gram of annihilated matter/antimatter (500 mg each) about equals the Hiroshima bomb.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 16, 2013, 07:03:15 PM
Agrippina seemed to manage fine with a feather.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 16, 2013, 07:07:09 PM
I admittedly don't get that allusion.
There are so many Agrippinas and a whole Agrippa clan

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 16, 2013, 08:51:51 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 16, 2013, 07:07:09 PM
I admittedly don't get that allusion.

Wow! I've achieved the impossible!!  :o

"According to Tacitus, Agrippina got Halotus to feed Claudius a poisoned mushroom and when that did not work, Claudius's doctor put a poisoned feather down his throat, ostensibly to make him vomit. " http://www.historytoday.com/richard-cavendish/death-emperor-claudius

or "The suggestion is that some substance was added. Tacitus, early second century, claims that a poisoned feather was administered to Claudius by his personal physician Xenophon." http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1279685/

Last ok, so it wasn't just a feather Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 16, 2013, 10:11:32 PM
Ah, that Aggripina. There were several others of the family accused of "Italian divorce".
Females usually did not get an individual name in Rome but the female form of the clan name plus a number.
On the other hand many boys just got a number (Quintus, Sextus, Septimus)
In order to avoid confusion historians often use nicknames instead.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 17, 2013, 01:05:39 AM
My son invented a numbring system for humans instead of names. It got so complex that he decided it would be better to use names.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 17, 2013, 01:16:24 AM
Uh, oh. I hope you told him who tried that the last time and for what purpose. There are still some around with the tattoo

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 17, 2013, 01:21:02 AM
I did not. His was a bit more like the Roman method. Each "family" had a number. But starting with Adam and Eve is not a good idea.

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Post by: pieces o nine on June 17, 2013, 05:18:07 AM
Last   Ira Levin's characters had "namebers" in This Perfect Day   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 17, 2013, 10:40:38 AM
It's simply too long for daily use. It would be a numeric equivalent to Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingel-dangel-dongel-dungel-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumbelmeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbeleisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwurstl-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-schönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopf of Ulm.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 17, 2013, 02:54:22 PM
The Borg solved that one quite easily: a limited number of nodes per unimatrix, in consequence any individual can be addressed as 15 of 20 and if more info is required the number of the unimatrix is invoked.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 17, 2013, 03:06:11 PM
Which shows how few of them cluster in one place. Even in a medium sized company or agency the numbers would quickly get longer than any normal name.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 17, 2013, 03:20:55 PM
Actually I'm not so sure, think about the following:

In Metropolis:
Accounting: 15 employees
Sales: 32 employees
IT: 5 employees
HR: 4 employees
Advertising: 12 employees
R&D: 10 employees
Plant: 35 employees
Management: 18

In Gotham:
Accounting: 5 employees
Sales: 36 employees
IT: 7 employees
HR: 2 employees
Advertising: 3 employees
R&D: 18 employees
Plant: 23 employees
Management: 15

3 of 7 in Gotham if referred to as "3" in IT, "3 of 7" in Gotham, and in Metropolis as "3 of 7 of IT in Gotham", but once that is enunciated the first time so long there is no other unit with 7 individuals "3 of 7" is enough to distinguish him/her. You can even replace cities for subsidiaries and you don't even need to utter a real name in the name.

Last you can us as many subdivisions as you like, more considering that it is rare for any manageable unit to be larger than 50 Post


Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 17, 2013, 03:37:13 PM
At the German EPA equivalent (UBA) where I worked one would have needed at least 4 numbers to refer to a person (of about 1500). I would have been employee #? in department III.2.3 (chemical industry and power generation) with about two dozen persons in that sub-category. Since there was constant cooperation/coworking with other departments and sub-departments, it would have been always necessary to use the complete code. And due to also constant outside cooperation with the ministry and local environmental agencies (plus industry) one or two numbers extra would have to be added.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 17, 2013, 04:16:41 PM
Ah, but the numbers are added when you are working outside your department or agency. In reality names aren't that different, how many Johans can work in a 1500 employee agency?

Last granted names can have more variation but in reality the pool isn't that large Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 17, 2013, 05:15:25 PM
Quite a lot of persons with the same given name (even in our department) but I cannot remember a single case of given and family name being identical at the same time there. Up to 4 single digits would be able to rival standard names, above that numbers get too long.
Names can also be varied easily for distinction if necessary and carry less opportunity for accidental switches.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 17, 2013, 05:32:36 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 17, 2013, 10:40:38 AM
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingel-dangel-dongel-dungel-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumbelmeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbeleisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwurstl-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-schönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopf of Ulm.

I can confirm you made no mistake in this name  ;D

If you use companies/organisations as your units, then every time unemployment increased, there would be a bit of a muddle.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 17, 2013, 06:46:28 PM
There is always a price with numbers.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 17, 2013, 07:06:43 PM
But sometimes the Price is Right (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Price_Is_Right)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 17, 2013, 08:21:49 PM
Right wingers tend to put a price to everything.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 17, 2013, 11:04:01 PM
[youtube=425,350]4DgJZADHsyg[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DgJZADHsyg

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Post by: Aggie on June 18, 2013, 07:13:10 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 17, 2013, 05:15:25 PM
Quite a lot of persons with the same given name (even in our department) but I cannot remember a single case of given and family name being identical at the same time there. Up to 4 single digits would be able to rival standard names, above that numbers get too long.
Names can also be varied easily for distinction if necessary and carry less opportunity for accidental switches.

I strongly suspect that my real name (given + family) is unique in the world.  My family name is rare enough to start with, and paired with a unrelated-ethnicity given name, I've never found another one on the interwebs yet. 

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 18, 2013, 09:34:00 AM
Of course short naming is not common everywhere. In places like India or (worse) Thailand a number system would do a lot of abbreviation work ;)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 18, 2013, 02:45:29 PM
Last Leeloo Minai Lekarariba-Laminai-Tchai Ekbat De Sebat Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 18, 2013, 02:53:07 PM
Last Karl-Theodor Maria Nikolaus Johann Jacob Philipp Franz Joseph Sylvester Freiherr von und zu Guttenberg* Post

*former German politician and minister of defense, stumbled over plagiarism in his PhD thesis
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 18, 2013, 04:21:43 PM
Aren't all those long names members of the so-called 'nobility'?

Last what do you expect? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 18, 2013, 04:25:35 PM
In-breeding brings a particular numbering problem.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 18, 2013, 04:40:10 PM
'Commoners' tend to usually have only 1-3 given names (and often two of these can get hyphenated.
A standard reason to use more than one is to satisfy relatives.
A really old Germanic practice is to use a compound name with one part chosen by the father the other by the mother. Many Scandinavian names still in use came from that.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 18, 2013, 07:21:31 PM
They did that to me, I had four given names to please every-f#$%^&-body.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 18, 2013, 08:24:41 PM
At least they didn't take them away from you.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 18, 2013, 09:07:11 PM
I took off the names myself.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 18, 2013, 09:39:32 PM
There were cultures where the individual would take on a new (extra) name after every important deed. The longer the name, the greater the glory of the carrier. At least in a story by Lem (no idea whether it has a real world counterpart) it goes the opposite way. Each child receives an extremly long string of names and drops one each time it achieves something recognized by the community as important. So, the shorter the name, the greater the glory. In the story the protagonist is in search of a legendary man from that people who managed to do so many great deeds that he exhausted all his original names and is only know as Master 'Oh', where 'Oh' is not a name but just a sign of breathing out. Spoiler: he does not find him and does not in the end desire to actually meet him.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 18, 2013, 11:03:24 PM
It makes sense, there is no such thing as a legendary hero.

Last plenty of hyped ones, though Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 18, 2013, 11:13:32 PM
Es ist noch keiner unsterblich geworden, der nicht vorher gestorben ist.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 18, 2013, 11:30:18 PM
It may be harder to kill a god...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 18, 2013, 11:35:07 PM
Isn't it more fun to make baby Jesus cry ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 18, 2013, 11:46:25 PM
You'd have to ask his mother.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 18, 2013, 11:58:45 PM
A rather suspicious person that

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 19, 2013, 03:20:56 AM
Frankly, the whole thing is very suspicious to me, with no credible witnesses.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 19, 2013, 08:24:21 AM
To my knowledge no one astually asked the lady for her version of the story.
By all accounts she would have been disgusted about what was made out of it.
And few would approve of this of course ;)
[youtube=425,350]Tu_RsToWDfU[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu_RsToWDfU&noredirect=1

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 19, 2013, 04:32:37 PM
I find very ironic how Classic XtiansTM make fun of Mormons about how outrageously unbelievable is the supposed proof provided by J. Smith re. the tablets and the angel, yet they have absolutely no issue with the "Angel Gabriel" story.

Last at least we know that Joseph Smith was a real person -regardless how much a fraud he was- Post
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Post by: Aggie on June 19, 2013, 05:07:14 PM
I still am somewhat bemused by the fact that the angel Moroni revealed said tablets to Mr. Smith, but that his followers are called Mormons.


Last I do actually understand that Mormon is a separate character here; I'm not totally moronic Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 19, 2013, 05:40:43 PM
I have some thoughts regarding the desperation of certain religious followers.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 19, 2013, 08:13:00 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 19, 2013, 04:32:37 PM
Last at least we know that Joseph Smith was a real person -regardless how much a fraud he was- Post

Well, but what about in 2000 years? Given how common the name is people will face the same dilemma as we with rabbi Jesus. We know of at least six rabbis of that name active at the time of Christ but not if 'our' Jesus was one of them. I would bet there were other religiously active Joseph Smithes at the time of Mr. 'The lord told me to have more wives'.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 19, 2013, 08:43:39 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 19, 2013, 08:13:00 PM
Last why are no more proper fertility cults founded today? Should be quite popular Post

Ever heard of feminism?

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 19, 2013, 08:52:07 PM
Fertility cults were traditionally run by women. It was the first step on the road to patriarchy to get rid of them (or at least to corrupt them)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 19, 2013, 09:30:37 PM
I would gladly go to the temple of Inanna to make my offerings but Uruk is filled with sediments.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 19, 2013, 09:53:46 PM
Greece is not friendly to foreigners either these days. And in their case it was always advisable too to check first that the service did not culminate in emasculation. ;)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 20, 2013, 02:47:05 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 19, 2013, 08:52:07 PM
Fertility cults were traditionally run by women. It was the first step on the road to patriarchy to get rid of them (or at least to corrupt them)

Not all women want 12-18 + children. Some have other stuff to do. I don''t see why that would lead to patriarchy.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 20, 2013, 10:29:24 AM
In fertility cults the woman is at the center and the man is only the farming implement. The temples dedicated to these cults were a 100% female affair and formed a strong counterweight to the (often ascetic) cults of male gods where women played no role. I am not aware that the temples had a problem with too many pregnancies, so they probably used some kind of contraception (although that seems to defy the original purpose).
Male dominance was only fully achieved after getting these independent female institutions under their control or getting rid of them completely. A first step was to foster the conversion of the sacral fertility rites into a mere cover for prostitution and then to rile against it. In Europe (Greece/Rome) these cults were seen with at least suspicion by the patriarchal elites and later summarily suppressed even before monotheism took over. The OT sees those cults as primarily a rival to the Jahwe cult. The Church turned the whole thing on its head and instituted nunneries whose ultimate control was in the hands of men. The 'chastity sacrifice', originally the duty to have intercourse with every stranger coming to the temple, became a total interdiction of sexual activity. Ironically the cult of Mary adopted lots of outer signs of the ancient Inanna/Ishtar cult, e.g. the title of 'queen of heaven' or the connection to the Venus 'star'. Even the attributes of the war goddess (love and war were in the same divine hands in Mesopotamia) got at times into the worship of Mary.

Last btw Inanna/Ishtar was not a nice person Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on June 21, 2013, 01:48:28 AM
I knew I was on the road to Heck when I found myself idly wondering what would happen if one replaced the lyrics to any BVM hymn with the Hymn to Inanna for the "Family Mass"...

Last   ...no, not the war poem...    Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 21, 2013, 04:37:06 AM
I'm invoking the Wilfred Owen card.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 21, 2013, 09:23:18 AM
There are lots of Christian hymns and anthems that are decidedly not family- friendly

Last in the style of 'HE is trampling the unrighteous with hooves of hot iron' Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 21, 2013, 02:16:10 PM
There is one wonderful aria for tenor in Haendel's Messiah that literally says: thou shall break them with a rod of iron, thou shall dash them in pieces like a potter's vessel:
[youtube=520,320]X92SkGNVSMI[/youtube]
Last in fact is the one just before the Hallelujah Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 21, 2013, 02:57:43 PM
Modern tools for those bronze agers. ;)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 21, 2013, 08:35:52 PM
Anyone seen a Cro-Magnan paint brush?

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 21, 2013, 08:42:53 PM
Warum sollte ich eine Chrom-Mangan-Bürste benutzen? Holz und Naturbosrten tuen 's auch.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 22, 2013, 01:37:02 AM
Google is very interested in Chromium.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 22, 2013, 05:01:55 AM
Last Thomas the Tank Engine Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 22, 2013, 08:46:48 AM
Last Thomas Thatcham, der als Gärtner in Thrumpton Castle bei Lord Molesworth-Houghton arbeitet Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 22, 2013, 06:09:20 PM
Don't remember any castles in Trumpton.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 22, 2013, 06:53:27 PM
That was a line from a Loriot sketch quite famous in Germany. It's about a TV announcer stumbling through a thicket of 'th', failing in the end.
I recently wrote an Icelandic version of it but it has not yet been proofread.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 22, 2013, 07:44:42 PM
[youtube=425,350]Gt2PSMaU0T4[/youtube]

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 22, 2013, 08:09:09 PM
Oh, that style was popular over here too at quite different times. In pre-television times more for adults, on TV primarily for children. Lasted longer in the GDR than in the FRG.

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Post by: pieces o nine on June 23, 2013, 08:14:36 PM
Last     Apostles Clock     Post
[youtube=425,350]N_kNy9utHN0[/youtube]
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 23, 2013, 11:12:53 PM
Is there an apostates clock too?  ;)

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Post by: pieces o nine on June 23, 2013, 11:24:14 PM
You'd need a longer track for them to travel on...


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Post by: Swatopluk on June 23, 2013, 11:34:59 PM
Apostles have to walk, apostates can fly.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 24, 2013, 01:32:26 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6e/CIMA_mg_8332.jpg/220px-CIMA_mg_8332.jpg)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 24, 2013, 05:49:56 AM
Has this become the picture association thread?

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 24, 2013, 09:57:52 AM
I thought picture > 1000 words  ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 24, 2013, 02:55:32 PM
A picture can say things without words.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 24, 2013, 03:01:55 PM
Well, ask Nixon about the loquacious portraits in the White House gallery ;)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 24, 2013, 08:03:32 PM
In Rudigore all the ancestors in the pictures climb out and speak.

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postcript the lady is an Automaton which writes, she can be given any preset sequence to produce any piece of writing you choose
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 24, 2013, 08:37:27 PM
Those automatons were all the craze in the 18th and ealy 19th century. The best known of the 'writers' (a male) plays a key role in the movie Hugo Capret.
I would have loved to see the famous duck that could both eat and digest but it was one of the first that got lost Its wreck was seen and described some time after the first disappearance but that seems to have been the end of it.

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Post by: pieces o nine on June 25, 2013, 01:43:24 AM
Last   my favorites are the exquisite Karakuri automata   Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 25, 2013, 03:43:19 AM
This swan is amazing.

[youtube=425,350]AOXqCuqDOiI[/youtube]

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 25, 2013, 10:19:27 AM
Halfway towards the feathered snake ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 25, 2013, 03:14:20 PM
You have offended the Great Kukulkan!

Last a human sacrifice is in order Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 25, 2013, 03:16:44 PM
You cannot hack off a bodyless bronze head

Last and who respects a feather boa anyway? ;) Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 25, 2013, 07:05:20 PM
I suspect it was more akin to a rattlesnake.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 25, 2013, 07:16:30 PM
I thought the snake handler was Huitzilopochtli.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 25, 2013, 09:33:17 PM
If a species is uncertain, they should keep their heads down, disembodied or not.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 25, 2013, 09:48:11 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 25, 2013, 07:16:30 PM
I thought the snake handler was Huitzilopochtli.
It is complicated, the cult of the feathered snake came from central mexico, likely Teotihuacan but it isn't known if the Mayan Vision Serpent was a separate entity blended with the central mexican imagery or if it was an interpretation of the same, plus the more straight interpretation of the Toltec Itzaes in the post-classic. However the case, in Uxmal the serpent in the walls of the plaza has some common elements with the rattlesnake, but it may be a different serpent.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 25, 2013, 10:14:22 PM
Unlikely. I assume that fertility cults outside the Mediterranean region grew independently and may well precede any influence from Mesopotamia.
But the way the cults got practiced are of course open to change and outside influence.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 25, 2013, 10:43:35 PM
Interestingly there is an overlap between Quetzacoatl/Kukulkan and Inanna/Ishtar/Afrodite.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 26, 2013, 01:33:49 AM
And ice-cream.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 26, 2013, 10:02:23 AM
Obviously 'All's fair in love and war' is a universal human trait ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 26, 2013, 03:56:45 PM
You'd know more about northern myths.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 26, 2013, 05:53:37 PM
Which is actually wrong since he is described as a redhead.
His wife Sif had literal golden hair. Loki stole the natural ones (colour unknown) and had to replace them with a dwarf-made golden whig (that permanently attached to the skull and grew like natural hair).

Norse myth doesn't go into too much sexual detail (emphasis on detail, lots of perversions are hinted at).

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 26, 2013, 09:43:52 PM
Last were there cons too? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 26, 2013, 10:09:18 PM
Depends on the precise meaning of 'con'.
If you mean con-men (conservatives and confidence tricksters but I keep repeating myself), then clearly yes.
Whether a Thing can be directly compared with a fan convention is on the other hand a more complicated question.

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A friendly warning: do not show up at a genuine Viking assembly with a horned helmet or a double axe.
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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 26, 2013, 11:39:25 PM
Can I wear horns without the helmet?

I meant cons as in prose.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 27, 2013, 12:08:13 AM
That meaning of con is new to me. I only know it as abrreviation for fraud, politically right and assembly.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 27, 2013, 02:11:29 AM
Last what about the pros? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 27, 2013, 11:35:53 AM
I am just a dilettante

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 27, 2013, 03:49:55 PM
The phrase is pros and cons. It is for use when having to make a difficult decision. Shall I go shopping today? Pros (for): I need food. Lots of unexpected visitors may arrive tomorrow. There may be a flood and I won't be able to get out. Cons: (against) It's raining, I will get wet. I need to go back to sleep. If I have no food, I'll lose weight.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 27, 2013, 03:56:30 PM
con ist actually wrong in this context. It should be contra (against) not con (together with), as it is used in German (and other languages that have not fallen under the American abbreviation spell).

I still see no prose connection

Last and then there is Prokon Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 27, 2013, 07:14:21 PM
I can't help it if an English idiom is wrong. Who would I complain to? The idiom police? (they are probably under-funded)

Prose sounds the same as pros - as we pronounce pros in pros and cons.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 27, 2013, 10:49:18 PM
I assume it was the Merkins not the British that did the abominable abbreviation.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 28, 2013, 12:09:23 AM
It depends on how old the abbreviation is.

Last American or English imperialism Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 28, 2013, 12:18:46 AM
By style it looks more likely American to me, at least in the case of con for contra.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 28, 2013, 01:42:04 AM
I was sure Reagan had something to do with it.

Last :mrgreen: :P Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 28, 2013, 01:57:48 AM
I run contra to that concussion ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 28, 2013, 02:29:13 AM
Some people had concussions as a result indeed.

Last plus the concussion charges Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 28, 2013, 02:36:19 AM
Avoid getting trampled.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 28, 2013, 11:12:56 AM
Better mount a Trampeltier (Bakhtrian Camel)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 28, 2013, 03:50:13 PM
Do we have to hear about your sordid habits :o

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 28, 2013, 03:53:02 PM
Where do you spot an I?
And btw that was the exact reaction I excpected, although not from you ;D

Last but let's have some intercourse on that Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 28, 2013, 05:04:38 PM
Do you have to vent your kinky proposal publicly?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 28, 2013, 05:57:23 PM
In this thread, predictability is probably a sin.

Last that is, the ability to predict Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 28, 2013, 07:05:37 PM
How predictable of you.

Last sinner! :mrgreen: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 28, 2013, 11:51:32 PM
Yeth, I wish I wath thinner!

Last by about 20 kg Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 29, 2013, 12:55:24 AM
Thinness is just a mental construct.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 29, 2013, 12:59:10 AM
But a rather weighty one

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Post by: pieces o nine on June 29, 2013, 02:40:42 AM
Last    "A narrow mind and a fat head invariably come on the same person."~Zig Ziglar   Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 29, 2013, 11:45:42 AM
I am a fat lecher

Last but to shy and cowardly to threaten anyone on that Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 29, 2013, 04:19:52 PM
Better than a fat leecher.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 29, 2013, 04:29:43 PM
Wait until I turn :mua:
(Just reading Kim Kewman's Anno Dracula series now that there is a proper new edition)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvtEv96nuoI

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 29, 2013, 05:32:50 PM
Don't let it influence your behaviour.

Last watching videos can be bad for you Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 29, 2013, 07:22:29 PM
When I was young it was bad TV, a generation earlier bad movies  and before that bad dime novels that led youngsters to depravity and crime. Today it is videos on the internet and violent video games.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 29, 2013, 08:03:27 PM
Let us never admit that young people are inherently violent.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 29, 2013, 08:26:32 PM
Were you a 4th or 6th form St.Trinian's girl ;)

Last OK, the latter can get violent too Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 29, 2013, 09:58:38 PM
Last I reject violence violently Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 29, 2013, 10:09:16 PM
Last fighting for peace is like f*cking for virginity Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 29, 2013, 11:41:14 PM
If you think about it, fornicate enough and you'll get plenty of virgins.

Last keeping them that way is a different thing altogether Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 30, 2013, 12:05:36 AM
You might laugh but that has been an actual argument by either a father of the church or a leading saint (can't at the moment remember which). He said that the only thing not bad about sex was that it produced virgins.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 30, 2013, 04:04:14 AM
Does that mean I can regain my virginity?

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 30, 2013, 09:26:11 AM
Today there is reconstructive surgery for that.

Last but why would you want to? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 30, 2013, 10:50:09 PM
I heard virgins can make lots of money.

Last strapped for cash Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 30, 2013, 11:07:32 PM
Some women have the surgery done multiple times.

And one died after the eighth when deflowering time came again (iirc). You see, there is small risk involved in the physical act and iirc the lady catched a sepsis there (not the bleeding to death that girls may usually fear).

The industry simply booms in the Middle East (and with women from there), Turkey too.

Last in the past bladders of sheep blood did the trick, today testing is more thorough Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 01, 2013, 12:55:21 AM
Always amazed at the stuff you know.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 01, 2013, 03:39:54 AM
Have you been looking to mail order bride catalogs again?

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 01, 2013, 02:25:57 PM
The topic was considered important enough for German lawmakers to discuss
I suspect some confused it with female genital mutilation.

And that about the women addicted to deflowering who died of complications went through a lot of media at the time.
The Young Turks had occasionally stories about that on youtube.

I doubt that the type of woman I'd be interested in would show up in these catalogues. Those cater to pedophiles and lechers and (I assume) to freak show enthusiasts. Plain with brain is not in sufficient demand, I fear.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 01, 2013, 03:13:16 PM
Well you could try SciConnect (http://www.sciconnect.com/)...

Last they advertise in Scientific American Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 01, 2013, 03:22:29 PM
It's not my way anyway

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 01, 2013, 03:26:27 PM
Who knows, it may work.

Last if it helps to increase the pool of candidates it should work Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 01, 2013, 03:33:58 PM
This reminds me of a certain short series of Dilbert cartoons

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 01, 2013, 03:39:14 PM
Last just let math do the work for you Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 01, 2013, 03:47:08 PM
Does QED work on women?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 01, 2013, 04:04:38 PM
I'm sure there are plenty math and Latin majors that willing to work that on you.

Last ;) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 01, 2013, 04:55:33 PM
Quoth the Emu Don't-you-dare

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 01, 2013, 06:53:35 PM
They seem to offer naturalists, perhaps some are naturists.

Last I did it my way Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 01, 2013, 07:37:32 PM
What is more innocent that naturism?

Last :devil2: Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 01, 2013, 09:32:10 PM
It depends which spectacles one is wearing.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 01, 2013, 11:43:52 PM
Very dark.

Last mooning can get you blind Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 02, 2013, 08:07:30 AM
The ultimate abstinence ed: Show undoctored pictures of common middle aged people ;)

Last most people find the idea of their own parents having sex inconceivable and totally disgusting Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 02, 2013, 03:17:56 PM
But, you can be assured that some people gets off with that kind of material.

Last no limits Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 02, 2013, 03:26:42 PM
Well, there is no image known to man that would not work that way on somebody

Last I bet there are lark vomit fetishists too Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 02, 2013, 08:37:21 PM
I won't even google it.

Last :barf: Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 02, 2013, 09:47:07 PM
I can hear a lark somewhere, begin to sing about it.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 02, 2013, 10:02:59 PM
Can't hear ye ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 03, 2013, 01:01:56 AM
Which reminds me...
(http://i.imgur.com/n4eKI.png)
http://i.imgur.com/n4eKI.png

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 03, 2013, 01:07:24 AM
From which part of the series is it?

Last I have only watched the first, once, a long time ago Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 03, 2013, 01:24:49 AM
From the first, I saw it recently (the BD pack was cheap).

Last I have the others pending Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 03, 2013, 01:35:02 AM
You have to hest on ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 03, 2013, 01:55:00 AM
You will pry those discs from my cold death hands!

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 03, 2013, 03:20:06 AM
They are ugly to my sight.

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Post by: pieces o nine on July 03, 2013, 03:32:39 AM
Last   take your stinking paws off me   Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 03, 2013, 10:17:47 AM
Apart from the marvelous makeup I found he film midly disappointing.

Last I never was much of a Heston fan (nothing to do with politics) Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 03, 2013, 09:05:46 PM
For some reason I thought Rollerball was with him.

Last it was James Caan Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 03, 2013, 11:06:05 PM
Another one on the long list of not-yet-seen movies.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 04, 2013, 01:05:06 AM
I actually liked that one, it isn't great but I enjoyed it.

Last besides, I like dystopias Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 04, 2013, 01:10:41 AM
Lots of those to choose from.

Last some entertaining, some extremly depressing Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 04, 2013, 01:33:14 AM
The higher the likelihood...

Last prepare yourself to be entertained! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 04, 2013, 01:38:23 AM
Well, some get turned on by extremly depressing stuff

Last but usually when it happens to others Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 04, 2013, 02:22:49 AM
I enjoy when corporations and their owners get their richly deserved punishment.

Last and I know those are works of fiction Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 04, 2013, 05:17:40 AM
Instead of Debtor's Jails there should be ones for people who have too much wealth.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 04, 2013, 10:29:44 AM
But those are difficult not to confuse with gated comunities.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 04, 2013, 10:32:00 AM
Yeh, I don't think prisoners get those things one can press to open the doors.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 04, 2013, 03:39:20 PM
There has been a case where a prsion was ordered to give each prisoner a key to his cell, so they would not get trapped in case of fire :mrgreen:

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 04, 2013, 06:13:35 PM
And the interns were civilized enough to return the keys once they were done?

Last late night poker games Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 04, 2013, 06:38:43 PM
No idea what came of it.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 04, 2013, 07:43:11 PM
I imagine that if you make prisons into civilized places everybody would try to get in.

Last how hard do I have to hit you, Guv? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 04, 2013, 08:01:44 PM
That was a true 'problem' in the (especially colonial) past. What did prison mean? It meant that you got shelter and regular feeding. And backbreaking work inside was no worse than outside, so the fear was that the natives would flock to get into prison.
There is also a certain tradition in the West* for homeless people to commit petty crime in autumn with the intention to get a sentence that would last just until spring. I think I remember that courts had to think about ways to discourage that.

*not the 'Wild West' but in inuistrialized Western countries

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 05, 2013, 04:12:21 AM
"Three hits and a cot", or "Bed & Breakfast" are terms used in the street for the 'big house' particularly if homeless.

Last right wing safety net Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 05, 2013, 08:51:08 AM
It's only a matter of time before they charge inmates rent and keep it just above what they can make through prison work, so they stay in indefinitely.
Already some prisons serve only so basic food that the inmates have to supplement it with (overpriced) stuff from the prsion shop.

Last what do you expect, when prisons become privatized for-profit institutions? Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on July 05, 2013, 05:26:25 PM
Last     I think it's "three hots and a cot"     Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 05, 2013, 06:15:58 PM
That sounds right.

For some reason I was thinking in the StarTrek universe and how supposedly poverty and hunger were eliminated in less than a century, the hypotheses being that [Vulcan] logic was the guide to solve the problems. Understand how and why it happens, and what is required to stop it. Most of that knowledge is already in our possession but there isn't the slightest desire to do something about it.

Last and that's why is called fiction Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on July 05, 2013, 09:44:41 PM
Last
Quote from:  Stephen ColbertIf this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it.
Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 05, 2013, 10:08:01 PM
The source is secondary, the power always lies with the interpreters

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 06, 2013, 12:51:55 AM
Like this:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/70/Interpreterthe.jpg/220px-Interpreterthe.jpg)

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 06, 2013, 12:56:59 AM
Unreliable interpreter is a classic movie trope

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 06, 2013, 01:08:53 AM
Like lost in translation.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 06, 2013, 01:19:18 AM
Beim Übersetzen verirrt? ;)

Last In German the sense/meaning of that changes with stressing different syllables Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 06, 2013, 02:35:23 AM
That happens in many languages.

Last el papá del Papa se comió una papa Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 06, 2013, 10:02:41 AM
Umfahren oder Umfahren (drive around or drive over)
Those even have different grammar.
Er umfuhr die Oma (He drove around granny)
Er fuhr dir Oma um (He ran granny over)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 06, 2013, 05:16:22 PM
Granny seems unlucky or will there be revenge by Hell's Grannies?

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Post by: pieces o nine on July 06, 2013, 05:55:40 PM
Last    ...Hell Hath No Fury Like...   Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 06, 2013, 11:11:58 PM
Well, if they can catch up with Santa

Last what did the guy smoke who came up with that song? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 07, 2013, 03:01:52 AM
Many of those songs are abominable.

Last who cares if grandma was run over by a reindeer? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 07, 2013, 03:29:41 AM
Oy! I'm a grandma.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 07, 2013, 09:24:32 AM
Do you ride the hog to avoid that amok antlerer?

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Post by: pieces o nine on July 07, 2013, 07:56:19 PM
Last     Hogfather     Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 07, 2013, 08:29:09 PM
Last Hogwash, only the tooth fairy is real Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on July 07, 2013, 08:42:11 PM
Last    hogwash will not stave off the tooth fairy, you need proper mouthwash   Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 07, 2013, 08:57:52 PM
But be careful, whether it will dissolve the teeth or the gingiva first.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 07, 2013, 09:00:20 PM
The Tooth Fairy visited my Grandson last weekend.

Last so yes, she is real Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 07, 2013, 09:03:41 PM
We still know too little about her business model.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 07, 2013, 09:04:59 PM
Like how does she dress Barbie !

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 07, 2013, 09:07:15 PM
I think that is the domain of another fairy.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 07, 2013, 09:08:03 PM
Does the lack of tooth necklaces give it away?

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 07, 2013, 09:13:40 PM
No Kali Barbie*?

Last what a pity Post
*yes I know that's skulls not teeth
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 07, 2013, 11:21:00 PM
It's coming.

Last human sacrifice is going back to fashion Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 07, 2013, 11:32:49 PM
Right after the gladiatorial games (and executions on live TV)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 07, 2013, 11:40:44 PM
Gladiatorial games are already here.

Last meet The Octagon Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 07, 2013, 11:43:50 PM
Do we have audience kill options yet?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 08, 2013, 12:49:42 AM
Depend what part of the world one lives in.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 08, 2013, 12:54:48 AM
Well, given how boring Iranian and Saudi TV tends to be, a bit of actual entertainment is welcomed

Last in China on the other hand exceutions are totally off-screen Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 08, 2013, 02:51:43 PM
I have the feeling that the 'politically correct' bunch includes people from the right and from the left, the right would only allow public executions if all pretenses are finally dropped.

Last on channel five Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 08, 2013, 03:00:41 PM
Well, after the rehabilitation of Reargunner Joe and his HUAC, lynching should be next in line.
The former has in essence already been reintroduced, the latter still waits for official tacit approval.

Last hung roast n-word, chopped chinaman and a few brownies onna stick Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 09, 2013, 06:10:29 PM
Actually I don't even know what happens next anymore, I heard in the radio that while the original purpose of the NRA was to increase the profits of the gun manufacturers, some of the more extreme positions aren't liked but the genie is out of the bottle and if the crazy don't approve the policies of the gun manufacturers they can stop shopping their stuff and break them.

Last still gun ownership percapita has been going down even if the number of actual weapons has gone up Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 09, 2013, 07:31:02 PM
Actually the NRA became the lobbying arm of the arms manufaturers, they did not start that way. It took a coup to oust the moderate pro-gun-but-also-pro-gun-safety organization into what it is today, an outfit that considers its own members useful dupes that can be used as the muscles for the masters.

Last and there are several outfits that make even them look moderate Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 09, 2013, 08:07:26 PM
I don't doubt that some of the masters are the big $$$ behind, but the trick is that they don't control the animal anymore, they may try some guides and suggestions but individually they have no control.

Last book definition of genie out of the bottle Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 09, 2013, 08:11:40 PM
But still the 'will' of the beast aligns with the beastmaster.

And the true (as opposed to pretend) crackpots went with Pratt of GOA.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 09, 2013, 09:14:38 PM
There is an intersection, which is slowly but surely shrinking with the gun ownership population.

Last the question is what happens next, how long are The CrazyTM delaying rational changes if at all, etc. Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 09, 2013, 09:21:00 PM
If history is a guidance, that could take a very long time.
People still hate women because of Eve and Jews because of Jesus.
And still justify the suppression of blacks with the curse of Ham

Last even if they do not run the show, they still can ruin it regularly Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 09, 2013, 09:37:29 PM
Lock 'em all up, I say. Time we had more prisons.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 09, 2013, 09:51:22 PM
I'd rather say put them in an enclosed area and give them any gun they desire.

Last and tell one half half-truths about the other Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 10, 2013, 01:26:37 AM
In real terms The CrazyTM should be able to live in places where their odd rules only affect them and in a way that they can live with the consequences.

Last the rest of us can live somewhere else Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 10, 2013, 01:28:30 AM
OK, what territory do we sacrifce for them?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 10, 2013, 01:53:18 AM
It doesn't have to be a barren wasteland, but if definitively has to be limited in size, and it should limit their ability to ruin the environment of their neighbors.

Last Bob may not like it much but Oklahoma sounds like a good candidate Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 10, 2013, 10:12:37 AM
Offer them South Georgia but do not tell them that you mean the British subantarctic island :mrgreen:

Last and for some others Stalin's land of birth Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 10, 2013, 04:08:39 PM
Are damning them because they have an idiotic megalomaniac president?

Last when was the last time you saw a handbag-traveling chihuahua winning a fight against a police trained rottweiler? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 10, 2013, 04:34:22 PM
Many chihuahuas are the rottweiler's death.

Last Georgia has a reputation of violent 110%-ism Post

But the land has also inspired some nice songs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIDqm5Y_K6E
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 10, 2013, 09:25:52 PM
If pain makes great art, the Russians are bound to keep making it...

Last what makes that region of the world so messy? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 10, 2013, 11:54:16 PM
But it's not easy to compete with the titans of the past.

Last of which Russia has many Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 11, 2013, 02:03:52 AM
Tradition helps.

Last besides we are bound to know who the great are after they're dead Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 11, 2013, 02:17:38 AM
It can take some time or never happen at all.
Bach gor rediscovered more or less by chance after being totally forgotten

Last and a lot of crap survived Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 11, 2013, 03:07:45 PM
Actually Bach was never forgotten, the Well Tempered Clavier was known by all the major composers up to Mendelssohn's 'rediscovery', the credit goes to find his other works and perform them to the grand public.

Last Constanze had been working for years trying to write a fugue in Bach's style, and Mozart's requiem clearly shows the influence Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 11, 2013, 06:24:11 PM
What? What? Mozart was under the influence?

Last drunken composers Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 11, 2013, 06:46:41 PM
I'm sure he was under alcoholic influence many times, and who knows what else was available in Vienna those days, he had a very active social life and wasn't the kind of guy to avoid a party.

Last don't confuse him with Brahms Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 11, 2013, 08:12:04 PM
Beethoven got to Bach before Mendelssohn.

There is quite a bit of music 'everyone' knows but few could name the composer of. That I call in essence forgotten.
And some important ones are known for exactly one short piece even when they were world-renowned in their day.

Btw, sellers of classical music have to be up-to-date which piece is used in what ad, so they know instantly what people want when the ask e.g. for the Nestlé music (Orff; Carmina Burana) or that from Schoko Crossies (Verdi; Rigoletto)

Last Who but specialists would have heard of Boccherini without the Ladykillers? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 11, 2013, 10:01:45 PM
[youtube=425,350]kiLuULtobCE[/youtube]

Last againPost
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 11, 2013, 10:11:08 PM
[youtube=425,350]CKT7qxk9-pw[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKT7qxk9-pw

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 11, 2013, 10:18:40 PM
The lions seem anachronistic.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 11, 2013, 10:19:33 PM
And what about the orca?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 13, 2013, 11:37:21 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 11, 2013, 08:12:04 PM
Beethoven got to Bach before Mendelssohn.
Everybody of consequence knew Bach quite well from the moment he died (and two of his sons were still active) to the moment Mendelssohn performed St. Matthew's Passion.

Last he was and still is the baseline for harmony and counterpoint Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 14, 2013, 12:19:29 AM
The standard harmony and counterpoint textbook used by most classical composers (including Haydn, Mozart, Beethoven) was Fux' Gradus ad Parnassum which took Palestrina as the baseline.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 14, 2013, 08:31:58 PM
Fux was the baseline for XVI century counterpoint (species) in academia even up to the XX century in certain conservatories. Harmony is a different animal, mostly because while the rules where pretty much defined by the time Fux made his treaty it was Rameau's Treatise of Harmony the main academic textbook. Yet the practical element teaching counterpoint involved the Well Tempered Clavier as the basic book of study for Mozart, Haydn, Beethoven and Schubert among others, and later his chorals from the cantatas the base for practical harmony study up to this day.

Last in school we used Lassus as the base for XVI century counterpoint Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 14, 2013, 09:07:41 PM
German musical education has deteriorated to almost pure theory. With the result that the kids loathe classical music before their time at school ends. And the theory does not stick either because of it.

My own counterpoint avoids #'s and b's like the plague because I can't keep them under control.

With the April piece I tried out a very complex structure but did not manage it fully. Possibly it was mathematically impossible under these conditions. I fed the computer with the model before the composition but it did not spit out a solution making all bars unique in all three voices while using all allowed combinations. I had to either allow a pattern break or a partial pattern repetition in at least some bars (I opted for the latter)

With the February piece I came as close to a regular classic structure as I will probably ever get. I wish I could ever hear it played on an actual organ by a person not just as a most basic midi (without dynamic changes) on a computer .

Last February is also the only one that was not just a self-challenge for its own sake Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 14, 2013, 11:45:16 PM
Classical composition is a very complex and heavy subject requiring years to understand and master the different styles. It isn't the kind of thing you would give to a high schooler in it's full flavor.

Last in fact many arts high schools only have a few solfeggio levels, and some basic to intermediate music theory Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 15, 2013, 12:13:00 AM
I say with a good teacher and a curriculum that does not turn musics class into a mere subsection of math any kid should be able to do some basic composition in the classical mold like a minuet, an invention á two voices or some simple counterpoint á three. There are enough cheap or free programs for musical notation including a play option that allows it even for people without a musical instrument at hand to get at it and be it by simple trial and error. I used one of these and made a simple 'harmony calculator' from paper that showed which notes are consonant with a preselection of one or two other notes without the need to learn to read a regular chord table.
All one needs is a seed of a tune maybe three or four bars long and even a dummy can produce surprising 'counterpointy' music that may not obey all the arcane rules (like the ban of 'hidden fifth' parallels) but gives enough of an impresson.
I know 'serious' music needs analysis but these days that's all that's left with little to no synthesis.

Even an imperfect fughette written by yourself does more for the joy of music (and undesrtanding) than having to dissect all the welltempered clavier seeking the hidden relations between abstract concepts with no regard for the aural beauty.

Last first should come the living music only then its vivisection Post

Edit: One of the first things students should learn is to listen voice-selectively in an orchestral piece. Take one instrument after the other and try to aurally separate it from the rest of the orchestra. Then one can talk about how a composer uses them and about the preferences of different composers. Imo that is often the easiest way to tell them apart even when the style seems outwardly similar (and I would not be able to do so from the score alone).
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 15, 2013, 02:40:16 AM
One of the first things students of the Last Post should learn is to listen voice-selectively to the rules of the Last Post. Rule number one: No essays.

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Post by: pieces o nine on July 15, 2013, 02:50:26 AM
One of the first things students of the Last Post should learn is the rules of the Last Post.
Last Post Rule number one: Don't talk About the Last Post.    :)
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 15, 2013, 03:47:48 AM
Last or suffer from multiple personalities Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 15, 2013, 05:08:47 AM
Suffering is the natural state of homo sapiens.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 15, 2013, 11:17:54 AM
Actually rule one is about putting Last Post in and the second is about a minimu of 15 words (not including Last Post).

Last and that was not an essay but a mild rant Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 15, 2013, 02:32:11 PM
Last there is a clear rant about your essay :P Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 15, 2013, 02:39:41 PM
Better ranty than randy as the church uses to say.

Last write an essay about assays Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 15, 2013, 04:04:38 PM
Last randy is always better Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 15, 2013, 04:10:27 PM
What about James Randi?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 15, 2013, 05:27:03 PM
A healthy dose of skepticism is always good.

Last a fanatical devotion to it may be counterproductive Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 15, 2013, 05:47:02 PM
Not as long as there is still so much to do

Last mundus vult decipi ergo decipiatur (et despicit quaerentem) Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 15, 2013, 06:11:40 PM
Last sweet dreams are made of this Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 15, 2013, 06:28:42 PM
But also the unpleasant aftertaste.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 15, 2013, 06:47:33 PM
I you are breathing through your mouth...

Last you may be snoring Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 15, 2013, 07:03:04 PM
You can bet on that. My nasal diaphragm is off center and snoring (and sooner or later sleep apnoe) are the natural results.

Last but not sufficient to justify a surgical correction from my POV Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 15, 2013, 08:31:05 PM
It's 10 not 15.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 15, 2013, 09:45:37 PM
And constantly violated

Last accompanied with a stringed instrument? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 15, 2013, 11:24:58 PM
No strings attached.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 15, 2013, 11:28:46 PM
So, it's an air viola?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 16, 2013, 12:30:56 AM
I thought the third wheel always played the soprano line.

Last :fighting_violin: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 16, 2013, 12:34:15 AM
Wheedle ot tweedle?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 16, 2013, 01:08:45 AM
Last dee-dum Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 16, 2013, 01:17:21 AM
As longs as it is not Scoobydoo...

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 16, 2013, 04:52:47 AM
Tweedle Dumb

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 16, 2013, 09:55:02 AM
Any snark hunting?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 16, 2013, 05:30:45 PM
Not just any snark.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 16, 2013, 05:58:55 PM
Only those that are also boojums?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 16, 2013, 07:07:31 PM
Last Rhooovy! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 16, 2013, 07:12:10 PM
Rhoovy Wade?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 16, 2013, 07:50:50 PM
Who dat?
---
I was thinking on Scoobie's way to say:

Last Groovy! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 16, 2013, 09:13:44 PM
Roe vs. Wade - the case that made abortion legal in the US

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 16, 2013, 10:02:09 PM
Yes, and Doe & someone else - which ryhmes

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 16, 2013, 10:07:54 PM
Are you doe-eyed?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 16, 2013, 10:19:42 PM
As in about to be run over by a car?

Last don't stare the twin lights Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 16, 2013, 10:30:31 PM
When the deer is a roe-eyed rogue...

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 17, 2013, 01:35:37 AM
Deer with roe sounds like an interesting combination.

Last time to ask the Swedes Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 17, 2013, 02:40:45 AM
Boiled cods roe is delicious.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 17, 2013, 12:01:39 PM
I prefer bird eggs ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 17, 2013, 02:38:38 PM
Apart from hen and quail eggs I've tried duck eggs, they have a funny flavor.

Last I imagine ostrich/emu/rhea eggs will have different taste as well Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 17, 2013, 02:50:30 PM
East Asians girls eat worm eggs in the belief that the worms will prevent them from gaining weight.
Well, that's partially true but the worms are otherwise quite detrimental to their health.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 17, 2013, 04:11:19 PM
Tapeworms are the best for that.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 17, 2013, 04:25:04 PM
Too slow

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 17, 2013, 09:07:49 PM
Actually it seems that having parasites isn't completely detrimental, it has a positive effect on the immune system.

Last less incidence of asthma and eczema Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 17, 2013, 09:15:30 PM
But the bonuses very rarely outweigh the negative effects.
Cf. sickle cell anemia as protection against malaria

Last Btw are there parasitic worms that parasite other worms like in the songs and poems? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 18, 2013, 06:53:03 PM
It depends on the parasite and the level of infestation, as some of them are in the path of symbiosis.

Last there is an interesting theory about lice and children Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 18, 2013, 09:35:13 PM
Moths prefer dirty clothes.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 18, 2013, 10:29:48 PM
Except those that are into dry food and infest our larder

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 19, 2013, 02:13:43 AM
I've never encountered a moth in dry food or a larder.

I have just done battle with a moth in my study however.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 19, 2013, 02:15:48 AM
Last who won? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 19, 2013, 08:02:19 AM
Jury out. For the last two days, she's been asleep high up on the wall. Then tonight she decided to wake up and bombard me. Actually I'm not convinced it is a moth; it may be a butterfly. It's too fast to discern certain features.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 19, 2013, 10:40:22 AM
Last week (or that before) I even found one of the larvas in the sugar (closed plastic box). Not overly numerous at the momnet (I catch one or two per day) but still inconvenient. These beasties get into vessels one would have presumed to be airtight (and too thickwalled to bite through).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 19, 2013, 03:33:00 PM
That doesn't sound good at all. I have some wheevils munching on my birds' food, but not too terrible.

Last I'm more concerned about the ants reaching the balcony Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 19, 2013, 04:46:54 PM
Occasionally an ant comes from the balcony or through a window. They have never been harbingers of an invasion.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 19, 2013, 05:06:45 PM
Last lucky you Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 19, 2013, 05:31:57 PM
No big nest in the neighbourhood. Only the minor ones between the sidewalk plates. I guess a large nest would have scouting troops larger than that.

Last but the number of possible house invading cats has increased recently Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 19, 2013, 06:48:28 PM
We are surrounded on all sides.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 19, 2013, 06:53:48 PM
Would one be surrounded, if one side was still open? ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 20, 2013, 12:36:12 PM
That sounds like a clear trap.

Last or incompetence from the ones surrounding you Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 20, 2013, 01:07:18 PM
Or shortage of manpower.

But there is also a proverb that one should build golden bridges for fleeing enemies

Last block the retreat and they have to fight to the death Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 22, 2013, 09:43:25 PM
Whomever came up with that may learn a thing of two from the Romans...

Last leave no survivors Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 22, 2013, 10:06:06 PM
But fleeing enemies are easier to slay. The real slaying begins when the rout starts, not before.
And there are few examples of Roman armies even trying to encircle the enemy.
Few enemies tried it with them either but those who did were often successful.
Romans did not win through superior tactics but through discipline and ruthless strategy (including burnt earth).
The Romans lacked a battle cavalry and always borrowed it from their partners. What they had was suitable for the pursuit of fleeing enemies.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 23, 2013, 12:45:12 AM
I wish my enemies would flee.

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Post by: pieces o nine on July 23, 2013, 01:54:07 AM
Last   cut to the chase and wish fleas upon your enemies   Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 23, 2013, 02:08:36 AM
Better not. they could jump ship anytime (the fleas)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 23, 2013, 02:30:36 AM
Yup.

Last the Black Death wants a quick word with you Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 23, 2013, 03:57:48 AM
I don't understand where the Black Death has gone. I mean, we still have fleas. Have the fleas been genetically engineered not to carry plague?

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 23, 2013, 09:34:23 AM
It's still endemic in parts of Asia.
But the type of flea that carries it to humans has become a rarity in our parts.
There is the theory that our genetic makeup has changed because the plague wiped out those without resistance so thoroughly.
I am not sure but modern strains of Yersinia Pestis may be less lethal (the assumption that the Black Death was not caused by YP but by another germ has turned out to be wrong).

Last and YP is rather sensitive to even older antibiotics Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 24, 2013, 01:54:47 AM
Apparently resistance to YP also confers resistance to HIV.

Last waiting for the next pandemic Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 24, 2013, 02:18:12 AM
Once the flu and measles join forces, we are doomed.

Last at least when/if the anti-vaccination front prevails Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 24, 2013, 03:06:48 AM
It's easy for some idiot/crazy person to get ebola and travel to some major airports in the interim.

Last look for the hand holder Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 24, 2013, 04:58:37 AM
But they might not know they had it if it was in the incubation phase but transmitable, in which case would they be an idiot/crazy person?

Last false paradise Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 24, 2013, 09:40:17 AM
Fortunately Ebola is (as of yet) not transmissible by air and has a short incubation period.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 24, 2013, 02:27:14 PM
You mean one can't catch it on a plane?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 24, 2013, 03:00:31 PM
Actually there is one variant that is somewhat transmissible by air.

Last I'd say a plane is a very good way to distribute something like that Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 24, 2013, 05:16:26 PM
Ebola carriers ooze blood and if that gets into yours you get it. But people do not simply breathe it out so others breathe it in and get infected that way. So one needs much closer contact than with e.g. flue, common cold, TBC or smallpox.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 24, 2013, 06:34:49 PM
Oh dear. I am always doing brothers (sisters) for ever mixing blood ceremonies. I'll have to stop.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 24, 2013, 06:38:51 PM
What happens to vampires biting ebola carriers?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 24, 2013, 10:36:31 PM
The ebola carriers turn into vampires, so evetually there are no vampires not carrying ebola, so nothing happens to vampires biting ebola carriers. Doh!

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 24, 2013, 10:57:56 PM
It seems you confuse haemophilia, hemorrhaging and porphyria  ;)

Last not to forget hematophagy Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 25, 2013, 12:21:10 AM
Last what about Haemophilus influenzae? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 25, 2013, 03:47:20 AM
All that bleeding, in years of yore, would have healed them all.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 25, 2013, 10:39:02 AM
Alas, alas Haemophilus
The dreaded flu is up on us ;)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 25, 2013, 07:36:02 PM
Does Haemophilus mean "filled with blood"?

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 25, 2013, 07:49:39 PM
No, 'friend of blood'

Last and Theophilus is 'friend of god' Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 25, 2013, 07:59:10 PM
I'm no friend of blood either ;)

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 25, 2013, 08:33:10 PM
That should be an obstacle on the way to the throne

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 25, 2013, 09:07:04 PM
There's a difference between red blood and blue blood.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 25, 2013, 09:10:41 PM
The one is rich in oxygen the other on carbon dioxide

Last or it is the blood of spiders Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 26, 2013, 06:16:04 PM
Spiders have no empathy for their fellow spiders (and are perfectly able to eat each other if the opportunity arises).

Last the only difference is the eight arms and eyes Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 26, 2013, 07:01:19 PM
Do spiders know how to shell a lobster?

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 26, 2013, 11:02:10 PM
Not sure, aren't lobsters decapods?

Last too lazy to look it up Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 31, 2013, 01:41:25 AM
Considering that the ones live above and the others below water shelling may be inadvisable.

Last depending on the depth, as the charge is likely to detonate once it hits the water surface Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 31, 2013, 08:54:38 AM
Call in the pistol shrimps!

Last underwater cannons got developed in the 19th century but the torpedo won out in the end Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 31, 2013, 08:59:18 PM
Good to know aquatic clergy have been superceded.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 31, 2013, 09:13:57 PM
But there may still be sea monks
(http://polpix.sueddeutsche.com/polopoly_fs/1.1087650.1355655277!/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/900x600/image.jpg)
http://polpix.sueddeutsche.com/polopoly_fs/1.1087650.1355655277!/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/900x600/image.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_monk

Last and monk seals Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 01, 2013, 02:24:32 AM
You mean like this:

(http://www.lovingit.co.uk/images/2007-09_papal-seal.jpg)
http://www.lovingit.co.uk/images/2007-09_papal-seal.jpg

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Post by: pieces o nine on August 01, 2013, 04:09:41 AM
Last   THE PAPAL SEAL OF APPROVAL!   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 01, 2013, 08:36:54 AM
Not to forget:

[youtube=425,350]AVlfvdH7qwY[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVlfvdH7qwY

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 01, 2013, 09:46:58 PM
So that's why they chose Brian Williams as an anchor.

Last resemblance Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 01, 2013, 09:56:10 PM
I guess the Frost Report had to search a while to find a guy named Frost to anchor it.

Last btw iirc Lord Longford was also known as Lor P0rn and in league with Mary Whitehouse (no relation to the Washington administrative building or the brothel) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 01, 2013, 11:05:46 PM
Wasn't it Lord Longford who struck up a friendship with Myra Hindley - or have I got the wrong guy?

Last don't go out on the moors at night Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 02, 2013, 09:29:45 AM
Can't say since I am not acquainted with the lady in question.

But moors at night are always a risk

Last motorists run them over and claim they have not seen them Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 02, 2013, 04:04:33 PM
Last Otello is outraged Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 02, 2013, 04:20:15 PM
Especially when he his robbed of his h (it's unknown what Verdi did with it).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 02, 2013, 08:36:50 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 02, 2013, 09:29:45 AM
Can't say since I am not acquainted with the lady in question.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moors_murders

Notorious here.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 02, 2013, 09:50:09 PM
Looks I put a negation too much into the sentence :-[

I falsely assumed you were referring to actors in a TV series.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 02, 2013, 10:42:52 PM
Actually, there was a TV drama about Lord Longford's relationship with Hindley. It was excellent. But, yes, it's all real and deadly. Hindley died in prison but Brady has just lost an appeal to be moved from secure mental hospital to prison. He is trying to starve himself to death and is being force fed and believes if he was in prison they would not force feed him. In a recent statement he described his murders of children as "recreational".

Last if you kill children for fun, don't get caught Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 02, 2013, 10:46:15 PM
Unless you get an inside supply :devil2:

Last joke in very bad taste Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 03, 2013, 02:34:12 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 02, 2013, 10:46:15 PM
Unless you get an inside supply :devil2:

Last joke in very bad taste Post

In the light of today's convictions (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-23544717), yes, very poor.

Last I have never understood what 'suffer little children to come to you' actually means Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 03, 2013, 08:38:12 AM
Not to forget the Ariel Castro case in the US.

Last life + 1000 years Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 03, 2013, 04:44:31 PM
If it really was Life + 1000 years, Richard III would still be in jail.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 03, 2013, 04:48:17 PM
What Stratford-Willy did to him was about the most successful character assassination in history.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 03, 2013, 04:49:49 PM
Yes, not really even circumstantial.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 03, 2013, 10:41:50 PM
On the other hand, that way he became extremly popular among actors :mrgreen:

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 04, 2013, 03:55:13 AM
In a discontented way.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on August 04, 2013, 04:20:03 AM
glorious, though


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 04, 2013, 05:22:36 AM
Just like Elijah. Carried to heaven in a fiery chariot....The chariot and horses appeared like fire, something very glorious. If you believe that stuff.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 04, 2013, 09:19:07 AM
There are no infos though whether his head became a skull while riding that chariot.

Last or whether it was a Phaeton Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 04, 2013, 06:10:09 PM
Or whether it had swords for spokes.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on August 04, 2013, 09:40:08 PM
Last    he would so  have been down with the whole "Penance Stare" thing though   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 04, 2013, 11:27:40 PM
Penitentiagite!

Last OK, different novel Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 06, 2013, 05:46:14 PM
Last ah! The simples... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 06, 2013, 06:57:12 PM
The simples and The Simpsons

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 06, 2013, 07:34:02 PM
Last Matt Groening and Umberto Eco agree on something! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 06, 2013, 09:55:01 PM
But please do not confuse semitic and semiotic!

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 07, 2013, 03:49:43 AM
Last semi-semiotic tics Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 07, 2013, 09:36:05 AM
Do you have a tic or are you one?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 07, 2013, 07:37:50 PM
If one was a tic would one know one was?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 07, 2013, 10:32:02 PM
Only as a cri-tic

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 08, 2013, 01:29:39 AM
Cry tic and let slip the dogs of war !

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 08, 2013, 01:36:18 AM
With the tics on the dog

Last flea, your majesty! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 08, 2013, 02:00:13 AM
Last that dog is a Tic-ing bomb Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 08, 2013, 02:08:16 AM
A tic is tac-ing your toe

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 08, 2013, 03:30:06 AM
That sounds very uncomfortable.

Last itchy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on August 08, 2013, 03:49:30 AM
But what if it is toe tacking a tick?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 08, 2013, 09:56:10 AM
few have a clock tic-tac-ing at their toes.
But some believe their clocks are driven by small insects.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 08, 2013, 03:24:41 PM
Last they certainly sound like insects clicking Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 08, 2013, 03:42:02 PM
Well, cuckoo clocks are bird driven...

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 08, 2013, 05:27:22 PM
Even when knee high to a grasshopper.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 08, 2013, 05:57:32 PM
How do you knee a grasshopper. Doesn't look like he has sensitive parts in the usual position for that.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 08, 2013, 06:31:42 PM
Last are you talking about knee-capping? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 08, 2013, 07:21:29 PM
No, female defense moves against males

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 08, 2013, 07:24:52 PM
Lack of knowledge is no defence.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 08, 2013, 07:32:54 PM
Last that grasshopper shoudda known better! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 08, 2013, 07:33:56 PM
Watch out, the grasshopper wil have you for his dinner.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 08, 2013, 07:45:18 PM
I hear ye, Dr.Phibes

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 08, 2013, 09:15:39 PM
Last Dr. Phoebe? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 08, 2013, 09:30:29 PM
No
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Abominable_Dr._Phibes

Last locusts are grasshoppers Post

[youtube=425,350]yBo0H3oYSoo[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBo0H3oYSoo
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 08, 2013, 10:36:47 PM
Last worth watching? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 08, 2013, 10:47:04 PM
I'd say yes.
But of course it is a typical Price (there is also a sequel and another one in the same mould where the murder theme is Shakespeare)

Last many ways to die in Shakespeare Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 08, 2013, 10:47:09 PM
Is that Audrey Hepburn?

Last more ways to die in a Revenge Tragedy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 08, 2013, 10:48:26 PM
No

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 08, 2013, 10:49:28 PM
Virginia North according to IMDB

Last http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066740 Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 08, 2013, 10:49:46 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 08, 2013, 10:48:26 PM
No


Yet another break of the rules. And nearly this one.

Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 08, 2013, 10:50:54 PM
Last sticks and stones may break the rules... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 08, 2013, 10:56:00 PM
Words often hurt me. I am sooooo sensitive.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 08, 2013, 11:07:41 PM
Well, then let's rephrase it ;)

The question has unfortunately to be answered in the negative.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 09, 2013, 02:52:28 AM
That feels so much better.

Last I need an aromatherapy massage Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 09, 2013, 03:49:31 AM
Last regular massage tends to be good if the provider knows what (s)he is doing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 09, 2013, 09:52:51 AM
Unfortunately massage, esp. in conjunction with any kind of perfume, has become a euphemism for something else entirely. :mrgreen:

Last even with no Thais involved Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 09, 2013, 03:52:59 PM
Not in Spa's it hasn't. Or some Health Clubs. Though it is expensive.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 09, 2013, 04:02:19 PM
I'll just bite my tongue.

Last :P Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 09, 2013, 04:02:33 PM
Spas? Is it what they call it these days? :mrgreen:

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 09, 2013, 06:18:23 PM
This is the most Superior (http://www.champneys.com/).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 09, 2013, 09:02:10 PM
So, it's the incubus among spas?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 09, 2013, 09:24:20 PM
Are we talking about this Spa?
(http://www.thenational.ae/deployedfiles/Assets/Richmedia/Image2/mo27au-spa.jpg)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circuit_de_Spa-Francorchamps

Last :drive: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 09, 2013, 09:30:43 PM
No

Last making the same error as Swato Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 09, 2013, 09:56:52 PM
Are there asps at spas?

Last Cleopatra did a lot of 'spa'-ing and ended up with that repitle Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 10, 2013, 01:06:06 AM
What an ass.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 10, 2013, 01:09:35 AM
And contrary to all the movies the historical Cleopatra was blond.

Last and not considered an actual beauty Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 10, 2013, 01:15:06 AM
But with black eyeliner, right?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 10, 2013, 01:17:18 AM
Probably. Btw, originally that was the meaning of the Arabian word al-cohol :mrgreen:

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 10, 2013, 04:47:00 AM
Last take away that evil spirit Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on August 10, 2013, 05:04:56 AM
Last    they're not making glamour (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glamour_%28presentation%29) like they used to   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 10, 2013, 05:11:29 AM
More a sort of clammer; I just heard a noise from upstairs.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 10, 2013, 09:52:47 AM
Ghoul in the attic?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on August 10, 2013, 02:36:09 PM
Last    Deus Ex Machina   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 10, 2013, 03:03:06 PM
Wasn't that Deu sex mach in a (You will have anal intercourse (now)!) ?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 10, 2013, 09:52:00 PM
And I was here innocently thinking on a Deus Ex (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deus_ex) Machinima (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machinima) ...

Last computer animated sex loses it's appeal quite quickly Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 10, 2013, 10:25:45 PM
Somewhere in the valley of uncanny, I presume :mrgreen:

Most pervs prefer cel animated on this topic ;)

Last pedo bear Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 10, 2013, 11:12:40 PM
Last Care-bears: the forbidden episodes? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 10, 2013, 11:23:34 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedobear

(http://spoki.tvnet.lv/upload2/articles/60/603849/images/_origin_pedo-bear--4.jpg)
http://spoki.tvnet.lv/upload2/articles/60/603849/images/_origin_pedo-bear--4.jpg

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on August 10, 2013, 11:26:53 PM
(http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/207/a/8/evil_hello_kitty_by_caboose35-d58o44c.jpg)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 11, 2013, 12:31:11 AM
(http://www.hello-cthulhu.com/images/comics/en/001.gif)
http://www.hello-cthulhu.com/images/comics/en/001.gif

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 11, 2013, 02:39:22 AM
Last lost in space Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on August 11, 2013, 07:43:38 AM
Kermit and Miss Piggy

Last Pigs in Space Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 11, 2013, 09:22:01 AM
Now we are close to fusing the Picture Association with the Word Association with the
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 11, 2013, 03:41:53 PM
The foundation of life is a single cell.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 11, 2013, 04:35:50 PM
But life may well have started without a cell hull adopting it only later.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: pieces o nine on August 11, 2013, 06:11:25 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk
Now we are close to fusing the Picture Association with the Word Association with the
Last Post

Last   Unified Theory of Games   Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 11, 2013, 06:19:38 PM
Solitary Expression of Xenophilia

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Post by: Aphos on August 11, 2013, 11:03:42 PM
Last of the Red Hot Lovers Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 11, 2013, 11:20:31 PM
Wasn't that loafers ;)

Last one of the typical grim ends of Grimm fairy tales Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 12, 2013, 01:09:57 AM
That's why I prefer Grim.

Last Billy & Mandy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 12, 2013, 01:18:05 AM
Not the big black dog foreshadowing doom?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 12, 2013, 02:58:34 AM
Last Winston Churchill Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on August 12, 2013, 05:03:24 AM
Last  Zoloft  Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 12, 2013, 11:00:23 AM
Zugluft?

Last draft is feared, especially when capitalised and with the definite article in front Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 12, 2013, 03:40:43 PM
The Draft.

Last scared Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 12, 2013, 03:46:07 PM
And possibly scarred too

Last for king, country and lucre Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 12, 2013, 04:09:42 PM
It's all for profit and pleasure.

Last honor is construct for suckers Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 12, 2013, 04:18:55 PM
To rut and to ravage
in vile fornication
filled with elation
in short being a savage

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 12, 2013, 05:47:31 PM
Last both literal and metaphoric Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 12, 2013, 06:25:28 PM
Last definitely not literary Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 12, 2013, 07:01:42 PM
Last literary literacy is frequently literal Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 12, 2013, 10:48:10 PM
No literacy tests, please.

Last better suffrage than naufrage Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 12, 2013, 11:05:34 PM
Last I'll leave that uncontested Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 12, 2013, 11:31:07 PM
I would detest, if it was otherwise

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Post by: Aphos on August 13, 2013, 01:21:40 AM
Last desist from detesting Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 13, 2013, 01:23:28 AM
ceasing from chasing and sneezing too?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 13, 2013, 01:40:29 AM
Last chasing sneezes will kettle you no fish Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 13, 2013, 01:48:02 AM
What about the hunting of snarks?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 13, 2013, 01:48:54 AM
Snarks hiding in sneezes?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 13, 2013, 02:30:29 AM
Last snide storks hiding Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 13, 2013, 03:35:44 AM

Last dropping babies Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 13, 2013, 05:14:21 AM
Where do you drop them?

Last at the mail? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 13, 2013, 10:53:26 AM
In the vat of course

(http://www.xn--wahrheit-oder-lge-h3b.de/jpg/716591e046b9f8600aa6.jpg)
http://www.wahrheit-oder-lüge.de/jpg/716591e046b9f8600aa6.jpg

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 13, 2013, 02:52:35 PM
That looks quite crude, you'd likely have to pass the mashed babies to a centrifuge to separate the oil from the heavier bones, tissue and blood.

Last you have to skin them first Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 13, 2013, 03:34:32 PM
Not, if you express them heartily enough :mrgreen:

Last we don't know what liquid is in the vat* Post

*on the other hand, the guy wears no protective clothing (and the hammer is too long)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 13, 2013, 04:58:45 PM
Protective clothes are a must.

Last babies bite Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 13, 2013, 05:16:55 PM
I'd say the liquid (and semi-solid) emissions are worse.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 13, 2013, 05:31:43 PM
Emissions? Puke and shit?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 13, 2013, 05:32:24 PM
As someone familiar with those byproducts for a long time, I can tell you that the offensiveness increases with age, while the baby is lactating you could say it is quite tolerable.

Last but when they start to eat non-dairy animal protein.. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 13, 2013, 11:08:42 PM
Maybe that's behind the ladies that still breastfeed their kids when they already go to school. :mrgreen:
(http://abcnewsradioonline.com/storage/news-images/ht_may_2012_time_mag_cover_jp_120510_wblog.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1336664413072)
http://abcnewsradioonline.com/storage/news-images/ht_may_2012_time_mag_cover_jp_120510_wblog.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1336664413072

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 14, 2013, 12:41:08 AM
Boy..

Last what a way to mess up a boy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 14, 2013, 12:44:13 AM
Why? He can go right from mom's teat to the tits of the girlfriend. No traumatizing breastfree period ;)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 14, 2013, 03:25:33 AM
No mommy issues at all, eh?

Last too liberal, even for me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 14, 2013, 10:40:58 AM
Wetnursing was always a charged topic socially
What would it be like, if humans were bats? In some species the males can breastfeed the young too (though less efficiently).

Last if men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 14, 2013, 03:27:36 PM
Wetnursing was for the wealthy, yet the whole thing isn't as incestuous.

Last still a mother figure and odd after certain age Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 14, 2013, 03:45:20 PM
Originally it was for the wealthy, later breastfeeding itself became ICK!
It was seen as degrading and animal-like (Die deutsche Frau ist keine Kuh!*), something for the lower races but not for even the lower class whites. Enter the baby formula producers that added claims that breastfeeding was unhygienic, even outright dangerous. And nursing in public became illegal too in many countries (public indecency), in some it still is.

Last so, women have to use the pump in those places Post

*The German woman is no cow
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 14, 2013, 05:40:27 PM
Breastfeeding mothers are beasts of burden.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 14, 2013, 06:33:47 PM
Kids on the chest and men on the back?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 14, 2013, 09:49:50 PM
Something like that.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 14, 2013, 09:54:25 PM
But nuns have also to carry all the clerus

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 14, 2013, 10:28:28 PM
Last a straight proposition Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 14, 2013, 10:42:22 PM
Proposing to nuns is disapproved of :mrgreen:

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 15, 2013, 12:30:11 AM
You mean G-d does not seek their hands in marriage? Or would that be Jesus?

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Post by: pieces o nine on August 15, 2013, 05:43:14 AM
He wants *only* their hands.

Last   all the other parts are icky    Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 15, 2013, 10:14:05 AM
Nuns are brides not wives of Christ.

Last a truly pious marriage gets never consumed Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 15, 2013, 02:32:22 PM
Obviously if all of us are pious, we all go to heaven.

Last and no one left Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 15, 2013, 02:38:27 PM
And one gets even a 2nd class place (1st class reserved for those that never had a relationship even one unconsumed; Sex in marriage means a 3rd class seat, everything else ends downstairs).

Last the question still remains unanswered, whether women become men in heaven or whether both sexes lose their naughty bits Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 15, 2013, 08:27:54 PM
Maybe there's a Preservation of Naughty Bits Society?

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 15, 2013, 08:32:47 PM
Is it accredited in heaven?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 16, 2013, 03:42:07 AM
And if so what does its logo look like?

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 16, 2013, 10:48:31 AM
Posting it would probably violate the rules.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 16, 2013, 04:44:27 PM
Last he who rules rules the rules Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 16, 2013, 05:06:09 PM
I take exception to that.

Last no rule without except this Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 16, 2013, 05:16:10 PM
Last not everybody can be an autocrat Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 16, 2013, 05:35:11 PM
I thought everyone was expected to rule him/herself.
And everyone is so self-possessed these days.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 16, 2013, 05:56:59 PM
Last absorption and possession are two different things Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 16, 2013, 06:01:42 PM
Is self-absorption like a spong sucking itself up?

Last non linear ouroboros Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 16, 2013, 07:48:03 PM
Like the cartoon of the vacuum cleaner sucking itself out of existence?

Last actually the opposite, from their POV they are the only being in the world Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 16, 2013, 07:50:24 PM
Feeling like inside a black hole

Last and then there are the kangaroos hiding in their own pouch Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 16, 2013, 08:53:52 PM
Kangaroo clones?

What does it feel like inside a black hole?

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Post by: Aggie on August 16, 2013, 09:18:53 PM
There's little change as one crosses the horizon; it's closer to the centre that things get a little stretched.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 16, 2013, 09:31:34 PM
But the optics would definitely be weird

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 17, 2013, 01:09:28 AM
Should one where one's spectacles?

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 17, 2013, 01:11:38 AM
The where may be as much of a question as the when.

Last highly distorted Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 17, 2013, 03:27:37 AM
And, of course, the what, never mind the how.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 17, 2013, 04:30:47 AM
The stretching and subsequent de-molecularizing would happen in an interesting time reference.

Last would the traveler notice time stretching or keep his/her time reference and vanish in a split second? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 17, 2013, 10:05:46 AM
If he enters not fast enough, the tearing apart will take place even before crossing the event horizon.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 18, 2013, 02:12:07 AM
That much is clear, but the gravity will be so strong that even outside the event horizon you should experience some time dilation.

Last in fact closer to the sun's corona there is an effect Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 18, 2013, 02:21:41 AM
Actually the macroscopic effects of relativity on time are confined to a rather small distance from the event horizon, at least for the average black hole (The Beasts in galaxic centers may be different. Effects on the optics are a different thing. It has been stated that on the surface of a neutron star one would be able to see theback of one's head due to a bending of lightrays into a circle. As a gravitating object a black hole does not differ significantly from a star of the same mass.
Of primary interest is the area between the event horizon and the minimum orbit (where orbital velocity for a circular orbit is c)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 18, 2013, 04:47:20 AM
I must be stupid.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 18, 2013, 09:21:05 AM
That's a prerequisite for a model citizen.

Last at least when the Right rules Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 18, 2013, 07:18:56 PM
But if they are right, that should be fine.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 18, 2013, 07:25:58 PM
The Right and Rich love finery.

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Post by: En_Route on August 18, 2013, 08:44:08 PM
Every solution is just the prelude to another mystery.
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 18, 2013, 08:48:46 PM
The endless chain of action and reaction, cause and effect, thesis and anti-thesis without synthesis...

Preliminary Last Hegelian Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 18, 2013, 09:41:46 PM
What's the difference between anti-thesis and antithesis?

Last down with philosophers spouting rubbish Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 18, 2013, 09:48:19 PM
The hyphen, mylady (my lady), the hyphen!

Last not to be confused with the hymen Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 19, 2013, 03:27:56 AM
No hyphens here. Just vocal prominence.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 19, 2013, 09:58:42 AM
What register? Altus, mezzo, soprano?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 19, 2013, 05:30:43 PM
Last don't leave the cantus to the altus Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 19, 2013, 09:26:26 PM
Canis a non canendo et lucus a non lucendo

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 20, 2013, 02:12:32 AM
Last lupus non homine est Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 20, 2013, 09:40:03 AM
At homo homini lupus

Last actually no, wolves are not that bad Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 20, 2013, 02:43:31 PM
They're just scary.

Last and big Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 20, 2013, 07:27:33 PM
Depends. Not all are large.
And I am ore afraid of dogs than wolves (and the largest dogs are not the most vicious either).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 20, 2013, 08:19:51 PM
I can deal with a* dog, even the scary ones.

Last a hungry wolf may be a bit different to manage without weapons Post

*just one, with a pack there aren't that many options.
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 20, 2013, 08:38:16 PM
Even at times when wild wolves were still common, it was a rare occurrence for them to attack humans even as a pack. Dogs on the other hand get deliberately trained to specifically attack humans. And I would bet that such a trained dog is a better mankiller than its wild ancestor.

Last and wolves have little chances in organized dogfights either Post

Lions and tigers and bears on the other hand...
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 20, 2013, 10:03:23 PM
A single unarmed (and quite likely even armed) man against a pack of either wolves or dogs is toast.

Last I'm talking one on one Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 20, 2013, 10:53:31 PM
A single armed man might have trouble with a few other things too.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 20, 2013, 11:59:04 PM
Like meteorites?

Last specially meteorites Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 21, 2013, 08:39:48 AM
Ye can't shoot meteorites in the back. While they move the buggers are faster than yer bullits, an' when they stop they have no distinctive backside.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 21, 2013, 06:27:54 PM
So shoot them in the front when they stop - I don't see the  problem.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 21, 2013, 07:30:08 PM
Last Fear & Shooting in Space! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 21, 2013, 08:18:58 PM
Well, if you try to hit their frontside, they will hit YOU.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 21, 2013, 10:33:37 PM
Not if I use bendy arrows.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 21, 2013, 11:18:26 PM
How would that work?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 22, 2013, 02:59:22 AM
Like a frisbee. The meteorite would have its back to me, but the bendy arrow would curve round in mid air and attack from the front. Doh!

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 22, 2013, 10:23:45 AM
As said above, anything you can shoot will be slower than the meteorite while in flight. And once it stops the projectile would have to go through the ground to find the front side, if one could call any side front or back.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 22, 2013, 05:59:27 PM
So I should dump my bendy arrows in re-cycling?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 22, 2013, 06:51:54 PM
Or take them to your local GoodWillTM store.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 22, 2013, 08:48:16 PM
Actually the British Heart Foundation is supposed to be coming next week to collect masses of stuff, so I'll add the bendy arrows. They the BHF, are great as only one that collects (and free) and that is what I need due to difficulties getting out and carrying stuff, etc, also they take electrical goods which most other charities won't do. I've got stacks of computer stuff to go, like why on earth do I have two unopened - still plastic wrapped - wireless network receivers, etc. Mostly probably in case the spare one broke........... and so on.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 22, 2013, 11:23:41 PM
What is the reason for bendy arrows in your possession?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 23, 2013, 01:05:59 AM
I would imagine you can retrieve and reuse the arrows even if the victim falls on the pierced side, or in narrow spaces where the length of the arrow would make it difficult to retrieve it.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 23, 2013, 01:13:08 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 22, 2013, 11:23:41 PM
What is the reason for bendy arrows in your possession?


In case of meteorites.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 23, 2013, 01:25:24 AM
Are you able to bend a strong enough bow?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 23, 2013, 04:37:40 AM
She may be using a crossbow with a crank.

Last no reason to be cranky Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 23, 2013, 04:55:18 AM
Actually I use a sling. It provides me with outrageous fortune.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 23, 2013, 09:25:34 AM
Beware the poisoned blade and chalice.

Last also rosary and golden star Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 23, 2013, 02:04:43 PM
But the knight guarding them may be a bit frail.

Last crusade Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 23, 2013, 02:12:10 PM
I think poisoned blades was one of the few atrocities the crusaders did not commit.
Last including the grailers Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 23, 2013, 04:11:45 PM
Murdering women and children was OK, but poisoned blades wasn't honorable enough?

Last warlords Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 23, 2013, 04:22:22 PM
Yeah. If you can't see the subtlety behind it, you'll never grasp Christian chivalry

Last crossbows against the heathen got a papal dispense* Post

*against Christians though it's cause for instant excommunication
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 23, 2013, 06:43:44 PM
Lions were ok too.

Lasst Lion Proverbs Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 23, 2013, 08:39:06 PM
That's actually only a legend.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 23, 2013, 11:42:24 PM
What? Like The Bible?

Last shocked Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 24, 2013, 12:03:40 AM
Why waste expensive lions on worthless Christ followers?

Last there are ways that are both cheaper and more entertaining Post
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Post by: Aphos on August 25, 2013, 12:31:27 PM
Last not for the lions Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 25, 2013, 12:37:24 PM
There is only so much a lion can eat in one go.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 25, 2013, 07:21:05 PM
Well, I'll eat my words.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 25, 2013, 08:03:11 PM
Were they saucy, salty or peppered?

Last sharp Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 26, 2013, 05:39:27 PM
They were just like hot air :mrgreen:

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 26, 2013, 05:57:45 PM
Last Mmm! Marshmallows!! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 26, 2013, 11:36:23 PM
What do marshmallows have to do with marshes?

Last swamp food? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 27, 2013, 01:23:42 AM
Not so easy to roast in a swamp.

Last but you can eat them out of the bag Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 27, 2013, 01:37:38 AM
Hey, swamps produce flammable swamp gas. That should be suitable for a gas grill or oven.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 27, 2013, 02:29:47 AM
That would make them quite 'lively' on electric storms.

Last flash, boom, crash Post
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Post by: Aphos on August 27, 2013, 03:11:23 AM
Last spontaneous ignition Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 27, 2013, 05:17:07 AM
You should have seen the Earth when the oxygen level of the atmosphere was 25% not the 19-20% we have today and it was also much warmer.

Last those fires must have been a good deal nastier than those of today Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 27, 2013, 03:46:00 PM
Last smoking on a hyperbaric chamber Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 27, 2013, 04:43:29 PM
Hm, what about smoking in a space station (normal oxygen partial pressure but significantly reduced atmospheric pressure)?

I think some thought has been put into smoking in the expected sub-marine stations in the future. Also how sparkling wine could sparkle under those conditions. Iirc divers in experimental settings (pressure chamber on land or real underwater houses with no use of an airlock) described the effect as quite bland, also extending to other kinds of food.

Last the bar should be kept at 1 bar Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 27, 2013, 05:46:11 PM
Sounds like a very boring soda.

Last or a more dangerous pop in lower pressures Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 27, 2013, 06:00:05 PM
what about eating stuff that is pressure sealed?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 27, 2013, 09:18:17 PM
If the chips' bag explodes you are flying too high.

Last let the wine breathe Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 27, 2013, 10:13:21 PM
Hey, alcohol fumes mixed with air are potentially explosive.

I wonder how they avoid accidents with flexible airtight food packaging, esp. plastic bottles, in airplanes.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 28, 2013, 03:03:38 AM
That's an easy question.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 28, 2013, 04:29:05 AM
Those little plastic bottles filled with vodka aren't a risk.

Last those are consumed quite quickly Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 28, 2013, 10:38:06 AM
What about farting in a high/low pressure environment?

Last burping should have the same pressure differential and thus be less affected Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 28, 2013, 03:21:40 PM
What about exploding vomit?

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 28, 2013, 03:29:36 PM
I try not to go for range there.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 28, 2013, 07:32:53 PM
Last how did the Romans did it? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 28, 2013, 07:36:26 PM
with peacock feathers

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 28, 2013, 08:08:42 PM
Tickling their gullets?

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 28, 2013, 08:20:03 PM
Are these little birds?

Last I somehow have a deja-vu that we did that gag already Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 29, 2013, 02:25:24 AM
I agree.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 29, 2013, 02:39:20 AM
I felt deja-vu with your agreement.

Last teleologic Post
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Post by: Bluenose on August 29, 2013, 03:02:06 AM
Isn't Deja-Vu an island in Melanesia?

Last been there, seen there, done it, bought the t-shirt, tick it off post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 29, 2013, 04:26:42 AM
I thought de Javu was the name of a famous French ballet dancer.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 29, 2013, 09:46:18 AM
I seem to have run out of suitable puns at the moment.

Last did not sleep too well Post
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Post by: Aphos on August 29, 2013, 01:40:59 PM
Last punless Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 29, 2013, 01:51:44 PM
The Punic Wars in this thread must stop.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 29, 2013, 05:56:13 PM
Did someone say Pubic Wars?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 29, 2013, 07:20:30 PM
Last don't bring the Brazilians into this Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 29, 2013, 07:24:44 PM
Who was pubic enema #1 again?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 29, 2013, 10:39:48 PM
I don't believe those things are done in 'public'.

Last unless you consider some heavy duty hardcore as public Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 29, 2013, 10:51:03 PM
I just say Hieros Gamos

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 30, 2013, 03:29:07 AM
I have never been invited to those parties...

Last voyeur voyage Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 30, 2013, 09:58:03 AM
Invent the Infinite Improbability Drive and you will.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 30, 2013, 03:31:45 PM
I never thought it was that improbable...

Last wrong target Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 30, 2013, 04:37:55 PM
Well, the basic elements are easily available*. All is needed to calculate the finite impropability of it existing.

Last RTFM Post

*except maybe the good hot tea
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 30, 2013, 05:53:17 PM
Wouldn't inifnite improbability be more convincing?

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 30, 2013, 06:02:43 PM
I don't know about the inif nite.

Last sounds vaguely oriental Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 30, 2013, 06:10:23 PM
The inif nite is a slang term for a curfew.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 30, 2013, 06:20:32 PM
Few are incurred

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 30, 2013, 07:39:53 PM
Who are the few in curfew?

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 30, 2013, 08:02:14 PM
commoner, unruly, rebellious

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 31, 2013, 03:28:25 AM
yobs

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 31, 2013, 10:04:43 AM
Maybe actually a fur cue

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 31, 2013, 04:01:17 PM
Minks all lined up?

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 31, 2013, 04:04:02 PM
Why are mink whales not furry?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 31, 2013, 06:21:00 PM
Because no one wants fur coats made out of whales.

Do mink whales originate from Minsk?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 31, 2013, 06:42:17 PM
They're not that authoritarian.

Last pod power Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 31, 2013, 11:33:53 PM
Now for jokes on sperm whales...

Last does not work in German where this species in known as Pottwal* Post

*two whales in every pot!?
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 01, 2013, 04:16:36 AM
Probably dangerous to joke. If they have curfews they must be anti-social.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 01, 2013, 09:20:03 AM
Mobbying dicks all of them.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 01, 2013, 05:23:58 PM
Never mention the French Revolution.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 01, 2013, 05:30:45 PM
Let's limit ourselves to the fries.

Last and those are Belgian Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 01, 2013, 05:52:29 PM
Didn't you hear that now at this end of the Atlantic we don't eat English muffins but Freedom muffins?

Last ::) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 01, 2013, 06:05:17 PM
Hey, Syria has not even been bombed yet.

Last but the Colorado Springs* Muffin Party may still come Post

*Boston is far too liberal for any limey-hating patiotic event
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 02, 2013, 03:42:20 AM
Last that's not where Real AmurkaTM is Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2013, 11:18:35 AM
Real(TM) America is Texas, although the most Texanic Texans don't want to have any part in it.

Last One day Texas will expel the other 48* states from the Union Post

*Hawaii cannot be a US state:
1.It's not even on the continent
2.Obama was born there and he is prominently not born in the US, so his birthplace can't be US

apropos of nothing
http://www.epbot.com/2012/08/presenting-lady-vadore.html
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 02, 2013, 02:33:46 PM
That takes the term 'accessorize' to a new level.

Last don't push her buttons Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2013, 02:41:29 PM
It turned out so successful that it went straight to a museum (according to cakewrecks where I got the link)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 03, 2013, 05:07:54 AM
How you get to a cake from the dress is a different discussion altogether.

Last OMG Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 03, 2013, 09:32:27 AM
That's simple. The lady in the costume is one half of the cakewreck blogging couple.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 03, 2013, 02:37:49 PM
Last does she make cakes as well? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 03, 2013, 04:30:03 PM
Possible but the blog is about 'professional' cakes by other people (with the quotes taken off on Sunday).
http://www.cakewrecks.com is always worth a look

Last not for the easily scared Post

And here is the song for it
[youtube=425,350]e10Zo-2KEIM[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e10Zo-2KEIM
Actually a meta parody since it spoofs a spoof of a Lazytown song* (the first spoof added the NSFW rapper**)

* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYrkQL1bX4A
** http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQp5l4-sfFA
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 03, 2013, 04:33:46 PM
Last and this is a post-meta-parody? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 03, 2013, 05:25:11 PM
Leave you two alone and the convo soon deteriorates.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 03, 2013, 05:32:36 PM
We promise to behave, mommy.

Last no promises once you leave the room Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 03, 2013, 05:34:53 PM
If it leads to ending this thread with me as the

Last Post*

then so be it

*And no one and nobody eating it
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 03, 2013, 05:35:56 PM
Standards Lads!! Merely gaining the

Last Post

may not be enough.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 03, 2013, 05:39:04 PM
I'm lost with the past, by gaining the Post at Last.
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 03, 2013, 05:39:55 PM
To have is one thing, to keep another.

Last and futile Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 03, 2013, 05:40:51 PM
Futility makes the world go round.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 03, 2013, 05:56:14 PM
No, that was bloodymindedness.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 03, 2013, 06:21:36 PM
Mind your comments, buddy.

Last :P Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 03, 2013, 06:35:28 PM
It's a Pratchett allusion (to the 2nd Discworld novel to be precise)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 03, 2013, 07:31:00 PM
Last headology won't save you this time Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 03, 2013, 08:09:41 PM
There is always the staff with the knob at the end for that emergency.

Last and that is not a hedgehoggy metaphor Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 03, 2013, 08:26:52 PM
I don't have any staff; I do all my chores myself. except those which just never get done.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 03, 2013, 09:32:29 PM
A good battleaxe will also do

Last deliberate pun Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 03, 2013, 11:02:51 PM
Last hunting for scalps Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 03, 2013, 11:24:07 PM
Is a tomahawk a plant/bird crossbreed?

Last attack of the killer tomato hawks? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 04, 2013, 02:32:08 AM
Are tomahawks Republican?

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 04, 2013, 10:24:22 AM
That would be the Troma hawks

Last just without the fun Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 04, 2013, 12:11:58 PM
I guess the image is one of a hawk dropping something that transforms the victims on the ground to tomato sauce.

Last blood sausages Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 04, 2013, 12:17:10 PM
Bird poo is rather aggressive

Last and some birds drop turtles Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 04, 2013, 04:50:22 PM
Or it rains frogs.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 04, 2013, 04:55:07 PM
Being soft the impact should be buffered.
And bufotoxins are mostly not contact posions iirc.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 04, 2013, 04:56:43 PM
What about buffet toxins?

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 04, 2013, 05:05:24 PM
Warren or cold?

Last salmonella or amoeba Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 05, 2013, 05:01:15 AM
Cold. No talk of rabbits here.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 05, 2013, 09:42:13 AM
What about the rabbit that came form the cold?

Last Morph, Lago Morph Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 05, 2013, 08:38:40 PM
You can heat him in the fire.

Last roast vogue Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 05, 2013, 08:50:56 PM
Calefacere leporem frigidum aut cuniculum igne?

Last attack of the griller bunnies Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 05, 2013, 10:11:30 PM
The Easter Bunny is evil enough.

Last except the chocolate eggs Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 05, 2013, 11:30:42 PM
At least one assumes it's chocolate

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 06, 2013, 12:12:20 PM
Please, tell me about the chocolate conspiracy!

Last the one I knew was about the size of the eggs Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 06, 2013, 12:19:33 PM
Depends on the hollow residual Santas that get compacted to form the eggs

Last but be careful that there is no Santa to Satan transformation during the process Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 06, 2013, 04:07:33 PM
Santa definitively is evil.

Last and he is the saint after my name Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 06, 2013, 04:14:28 PM
Enough movies to prove it.

But it may be just cases of bad training.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugT9uPG51Ko

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 06, 2013, 04:38:16 PM
Santa only exists if you have a chiimney.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 06, 2013, 04:45:09 PM
So that's why the urchin gets a piece of coal?

Last not enough to keep him at bay Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 06, 2013, 11:59:38 PM
Originally he threw stuff through the window. Anonymously.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 07, 2013, 01:07:54 AM
Originally mud huts didn't have windows.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 07, 2013, 01:47:37 AM
He lived at a time an in an area where windows were a feature

Last fortunately, the people targeted could not afford glass windows Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 07, 2013, 03:41:46 AM
Are you saying he was a voyeur?

Last peeping tom Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 07, 2013, 04:27:53 AM
A feature? Like M$shit's features?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 07, 2013, 04:44:44 AM
In winter they must've felt like M$ "features".

Last and very buggy in the summer Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 07, 2013, 09:51:03 AM
People were less oversensitive then.

Last and windows may have shutters Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 07, 2013, 04:55:19 PM
I never shut windows.

Last Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 07, 2013, 09:40:57 PM
But you also do not believe in Santa, I presume.

Last but maybe the Chanukah Zombie Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 07, 2013, 11:02:46 PM
I'm more inclined to hiss at Herod, but there are not so many people around with that name any more.

Last popular names Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 07, 2013, 11:10:09 PM
What about that similarly named department store in London?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 08, 2013, 04:18:59 AM
I'm convinced that santa is an anagram for Satan.

Last and he buys at Harrods Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 08, 2013, 09:22:58 AM
Is Santana part of the family too?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 08, 2013, 06:07:41 PM
Only if suffering from Abraxas of the Left Ventricular Bone.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 08, 2013, 07:23:26 PM
Corvus corax in the diaphragm?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 09, 2013, 04:34:10 PM
Leave the poor crows alone.

Last nevermore!!! Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 09, 2013, 08:39:34 PM
Good warning - they may "murder" you.

Last group Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 09, 2013, 09:22:08 PM
What happens if you anger one of the smartest bird species?

Last wrong end of the beak Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 09, 2013, 09:43:41 PM
They will meddle with your escrow, I presume.

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 10, 2013, 01:53:56 AM
Last one of these days... Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 10, 2013, 02:20:25 AM
It will be birds of prey

Last or was it words of praise? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 10, 2013, 02:34:02 AM
Pink Floyd had a specific metaphor in mind.

Last old school edition Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 10, 2013, 09:25:09 AM
What do I care about these upstarts?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 10, 2013, 03:25:53 PM
Let's pray for birds.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 10, 2013, 08:12:14 PM
For the benefit of birds or to the divine entities to send us some?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 11, 2013, 03:32:17 AM
If they are so divine why they don't do divination?

Last divan Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 11, 2013, 09:50:10 AM
Divination should not be confused with devination, a now obsolete term for alcohol rehab.

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 11, 2013, 01:20:01 PM
Somehow I thing the whole thing is related.

Last delirium tremens Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 11, 2013, 01:31:41 PM
Usually other controlled substances are used for serious scrying etc.

Last higher image resolution than with alc Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 11, 2013, 02:33:32 PM
Don't say it out loud.

Last we don't want consumption to mushroom Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 11, 2013, 02:53:15 PM
Just make it mandatory that a bit of iboga has to be added to all doses.

Last the vomiting before the hallucinating will disincentivize most people Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 11, 2013, 03:15:26 PM
The Romans didn't mind vomiting as a way to keep gorging themselves.

Last or anorexic diet practices Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 11, 2013, 05:25:06 PM
Yeah, but they did the vomiting in between not up front.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 11, 2013, 05:44:21 PM
Last no vomit, no gain Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 11, 2013, 05:49:32 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 11, 2013, 05:44:21 PM
Last no vomit, no gain Post

Eh, it's 'no pain - no gain' and I am pretty sure that those decadents perfected the art of painless reverse eating.

Last caustic not acidic Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 11, 2013, 10:27:17 PM
Certain tribes (I forget which) eat/smoke certain plants (I forget which) that make them vomit horribly a lot prior to putting them into some kind of euphoric state. I saw it on TV (I forget when).

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 11, 2013, 10:40:54 PM
That could well be the iboga ritual from Africa. The TV docu series Tribe (Bruce Parry) had a full  1hour episode dedicated to that.

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Post by: Aggie on September 12, 2013, 12:33:28 AM
Vomiting seems to occur frequently with tribal entheogen use, probably because plants tend to use chemical defenses in order to tell animals not to eat them.  Peyote and Ilex use in North America fit into this, too.

Last with fermentation products the vomiting usually follows later Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 12, 2013, 12:58:44 AM
In case of iboga the vomiting is actually a feature not a bug (from the human POV). It's use is not what we would call recreational.

But the pleasure and the vomiting center are direct neighbours in the brain, so...

Last Darling, you make me wanna puke like no one else Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 12, 2013, 01:26:20 AM
Last too much voltage and the needle goes over Post
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Post by: Aggie on September 12, 2013, 01:37:48 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on September 12, 2013, 12:58:44 AM
In case of iboga the vomiting is actually a feature not a bug (from the human POV). It's use is not what we would call recreational.

But the pleasure and the vomiting center are direct neighbours in the brain, so...

Ditto for the black drink. It's not necessarily the cause of the vomiting, which was often ritualized.

Last I'll stick to yerba mate, though Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 12, 2013, 02:05:41 AM
And then there is the trial by ordeal.

He who does not vomit after swallowing the red brew is guilty (and likely also dead quite soon since the stuff is not just an emetic but also poisonous).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 12, 2013, 02:48:42 PM
Last lets place such ordeals in trial Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 12, 2013, 05:37:44 PM
Trying it would be considered disorderly.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 12, 2013, 06:22:08 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on September 11, 2013, 10:40:54 PM
That could well be the iboga ritual from Africa. The TV docu series Tribe (Bruce Parry) had a full  1hour episode dedicated to that.

That's what I was referring to. I just couldn't remember. An hour watching Bruce Parry vomiting is not particularly good TV.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 12, 2013, 06:25:41 PM
Well, most prefer to see him drink blood, I presume ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 12, 2013, 06:54:06 PM
Please tell me he doesn't use glitter at the time.

Last bad fad Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 12, 2013, 07:10:41 PM
Glittering from cold sweat maybe. It seemed to be an utterly disgusting experience.

Last and it was in sub-Saharan Africa not suburbia Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 12, 2013, 07:19:25 PM
Last jungle vampires? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 12, 2013, 07:21:49 PM
Half-steppe (but not dancing quickstep)

The Massai are also blood'n'milk junkies

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 12, 2013, 07:29:01 PM
Better eat blood sausages.

Last now out of my diet... Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 12, 2013, 07:30:51 PM
Do they still use blood for that?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 12, 2013, 07:51:40 PM
I can tell you that both Colombian and Argentinian blood sausages do have blood as key part of the recipe.

Last dunno about Northern Europe ones Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 12, 2013, 08:16:26 PM
Many call tongue sausage blood sausage around here and I suspect that 'black sausage' is an euphemism for the real stuff.

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 12, 2013, 09:12:03 PM
Sticking their tongue out to definitions?

Last childish Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 12, 2013, 09:32:55 PM
Would you prefer a true toad in a hole?

Last or a crunchy frog in combination with cockroach cluster Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 12, 2013, 09:48:27 PM
Last I don't like euphemisms Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 12, 2013, 09:54:37 PM
Do you perfer kakophemisms?

last POst
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 13, 2013, 03:56:45 AM
We have black pudding. It should be blue or red.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 13, 2013, 09:30:27 AM
The former from noble the other from commoner blood? ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 13, 2013, 12:30:24 PM
Last novel Nobel for the noble Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 13, 2013, 01:55:31 PM
And aristocats for the aristocrats?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 13, 2013, 03:56:53 PM
Last because few dogs have class Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 13, 2013, 04:43:08 PM
Well, cats are evil and elegant like the lantern candidates.
Dogs are (hopefully) faithful servants and the dumber the farther they get away from their wolf origin.

Last huskies are still the best, wolves but better groomed Post

Ignoring for a moment the animal hair allergy, I am more of a cat person but have a weak spot for b/w huskies (chocolate brown instead of black in moderate amount is also acceptable).
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 13, 2013, 05:54:31 PM
I don't do animals.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 13, 2013, 06:03:40 PM
not every relationship has to be overtly sexual

Last despite the p-word* ;) Post

*the female one
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 13, 2013, 06:12:11 PM
Last please don't do animals! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 13, 2013, 06:25:38 PM
Better do Dallas, Debbie!

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Post by: Opsa on September 13, 2013, 07:17:14 PM
Watch it- some people keep c-words as pets.

Last Post!
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 13, 2013, 07:21:47 PM
carcharodon carcharodon is a bit difficult to keep

Last needs lots of space and living food Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 13, 2013, 07:56:35 PM
... and the teeth can be a little irritating.

Last chomp Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 13, 2013, 08:16:42 PM
But there is the advantage that one never has to bring the beastie to the dentist since lost teeth get replaced without help.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 13, 2013, 08:30:14 PM
Imagine building a bridge.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 13, 2013, 09:33:51 PM
To cross the river of thought, I presume.

Last a rainbow bridge may also do Post

or were you referring to dental bridges?
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 13, 2013, 10:08:30 PM
Last playing bridge Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 13, 2013, 10:17:11 PM
The true traditionalist plays Whist not this modern derivative.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 13, 2013, 11:23:57 PM
Last let's trade traditions Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 13, 2013, 11:40:53 PM
Be careful, we have to offer a lot of bad traditions.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 14, 2013, 01:04:14 AM
The latter.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 14, 2013, 01:07:33 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on September 14, 2013, 01:04:14 AM
The latter.

What exactly are you referring to? Or is this intended as a non sequitur?

Last dental or mental Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 14, 2013, 07:10:43 PM
You asked me a question towards the end of the last page - following my Last Post last post on that page.

Non-sequitors? Moi? Never.

No soap, radio.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 14, 2013, 09:58:08 PM
The daily soap came originally from the radio, TV not being on the market yet.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 15, 2013, 12:05:59 AM
More like, "it was circulating in a Philadelphia primary school by the early 1950s " (wiki)

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 15, 2013, 12:26:14 AM
No connection to Soapy Sam then?

Last What a pity for the pitbull (bulldog actually) Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 15, 2013, 04:53:40 AM
English Bulldog, American Bulldog, Olde English Bulldogge or French Bulldog?

Obviously they all have Special relationships.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 15, 2013, 09:21:36 AM
Darwin's aka the elder Huxley

Last a true calf* biter Post

*part of the leg not young bovine
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 16, 2013, 04:34:43 PM
Impressive knowledge about his fetishes.

Last too many complaints Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 16, 2013, 04:44:25 PM
Wadlbeißer (calf biter) is Bavarian slang.

Last and Bavaria is in CSU hands again since yesterday Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 16, 2013, 08:34:35 PM
Looking forward to tolls for foreigners then?

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 16, 2013, 09:55:49 PM
No, that would be the Swiss and Austrian way.

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*Bavarians refer to all non-Bavarians as Prussians, often as Saupreißn (pig Prussians). E.g. "Saupreiß, französischer!" (pig Prussian, French)
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 17, 2013, 02:39:08 AM
And how do Prussians call their Bavarian neighbors?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 17, 2013, 06:27:26 AM
Probably not with a Shofar ;)

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 17, 2013, 09:42:19 AM
I think (with a few exceptions) the (classic) Prussians were less hostile to Jews than their Catholic Southern countrymen. Even when they were disliked they were at least tolerated most of the time.

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Edit: the evil part refers to the Prussians not the Jews
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 18, 2013, 07:55:41 PM
Late 1700's and Early 1800's there were plenty of laws pertaining to Jews, but does seem they were tolerated. Which throws into doubt my family history which has two ancestors fleeing Prussia (posing as Catholics) due to mass burnings in second half of 17c.

I didn't believe the bit about buried treasure anyway.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 18, 2013, 09:13:23 PM
Up to the 30 Years War Brandenburg (Prussia was just a fief held by the elector and was officially Polish) had its Anti-Jewish excesses including burning at the stake. From the Grand Elector onwards Jews were not actually liked and were heavily regulated but they could rely on the government to hold up their side of the bargain (which was definitely not true in other regions). So, they were second class citizens until the emancipation centuries later but they needed not have fear for their life or property. It's a sad thing that it was the emancipation that led to the rise of the exterminative anti-semitism that got no longer justified by religion but 'race'. Unlike  e.g. in Spain baptism was seen by most in Germany as a remedy (few followed Luther in his general distrust of baptized Jews). That changed in the 19th century. First it was just the nationalism that excluded the 'people without a fatherland' (famous poets of the Wars of Liberation like Arndt were main drivers here) but then the fatal equation nation=race gained in popularity in combination with race mixing = greatest possible evil. Jews wanting to assimilate and become 110% Germans were as a result painted as the supreme danger. Although a leading voice here was Prussian (Stoecker the Hohenzollern court preacher), it was not a specific Prussian problem (and Stoecker got a gag order from above when he went too far).

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 19, 2013, 04:12:43 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on September 18, 2013, 07:55:41 PM
due to mass burnings in second half of 17c.


I meant 18c.

But as they didn't happen, it is irrelevant.

I've always liked the Brandenburgs. Although on the whole, I don't like Bach.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 19, 2013, 09:20:59 AM
Sorry, late 18th century would mean Frederick II.
I am not aware of any mass burning of Jews in Prussia under his reign.

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Edit: The notorious mass burning with a 100 victims was in 1510.
As you wrote there were very discriminatory laws in the later Prussia (Grand Elector and onwards). The main difference to other German and European states was that Prussia did not allow any unlawful acts against Jews (no progroms) and that Jews could rely on the state to keep within those laws (juicial security). Plus there was freedom to privately practice the religion (btw, Muslims were tolerated too, which was definitely unique at the time). Far from ideal but the least bad option.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 19, 2013, 03:55:33 PM
17C and 18C are very comfortable temperatures.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 19, 2013, 04:13:01 PM
19 is recommended indoors

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 19, 2013, 06:46:57 PM
20 suits me; or maybe 19 and a half. Shame there's no thermostat for outside. Bad design.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 19, 2013, 08:32:38 PM
Too many would squabble over it, were it there.
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 20, 2013, 04:19:07 AM
Not if everyone had it fixed inside their body.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 20, 2013, 08:36:54 AM
As if that would ever have stopped anyone from squabbling, meddling etc.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 20, 2013, 03:03:47 PM
Do as they do in The Matrix and seal their mouths.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 20, 2013, 03:15:48 PM
There're ways and means to speak without a mouth
although their use is oft seen as uncouth

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 21, 2013, 02:50:49 AM
Sign language is all the rage.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 21, 2013, 04:11:34 AM
I always like the man pushing the umbrella.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 21, 2013, 10:10:29 AM
Be careful, Mr.Markov ;)

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Post by: pieces o nine on September 21, 2013, 04:44:10 PM
Put C. Auguste Dupin on the case.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 21, 2013, 04:46:30 PM
You have been Dupined, dude!

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 23, 2013, 06:27:32 PM
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 23, 2013, 06:54:02 PM
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 23, 2013, 07:29:03 PM
Off with his head !! :o

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 23, 2013, 07:42:18 PM
Not before the disembowelment

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 23, 2013, 07:48:46 PM
But before the re-embowelment.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 23, 2013, 07:50:59 PM
No, the taken out stuff gets either burned or fed to animals.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 23, 2013, 08:26:09 PM
I bet he wasn't broken at the wheel.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 23, 2013, 08:33:46 PM
That part is optional and can be replaced by something else.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 24, 2013, 01:28:06 AM
But usually they were executed prior to delivery.

Last breaking at the wheel was painfully done while the victim was alive Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 24, 2013, 01:33:51 AM
After all, it is not Quartered, Drawn, and then Tortured, because that would just be silly, and not much of a good day out for the knitters.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 24, 2013, 01:46:15 AM
The wheel describes two different treatments.
One uses the wheel as the (slow) killing instrument, the other uses it only for the display afterwards.
And then there is the middle position to break some bones to efficiently attach the victim to the wheel which then acts as the operating table for the actual slow killing by other means (afterwards it is put up for display).
Problem is that old literature often confuses those when they use the term 'Rädern'

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 24, 2013, 01:51:21 AM
I fail to see a scenario where things go well for the victim.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 24, 2013, 01:58:10 AM
Let's say, contortionists have a clear advantage

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 24, 2013, 02:18:47 AM
Spineless politicians are rarely punished.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 24, 2013, 09:55:55 AM
Trampling by elephants has a certain appeal.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 24, 2013, 06:37:30 PM
Donkeys would just make an ass of you.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 24, 2013, 10:13:07 PM
What about a monkey on a donkey?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 25, 2013, 01:05:20 AM
A cog in a log and the back against the rack.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 25, 2013, 01:14:44 AM
cuios testuculos habes...

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 25, 2013, 01:58:48 AM
Last that sounds like testing butts :mrgreen: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 25, 2013, 02:09:31 AM
going back to the donkeys? shame on you.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 26, 2013, 09:10:26 PM
Don't get me started on donkeys.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 26, 2013, 11:47:07 PM
Neither are good launchpads or runways ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 26, 2013, 11:50:58 PM
Changing the subject abruptly, my son wants to know what are your impressions on Otto Von Bismark.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 27, 2013, 12:14:10 AM
If Merkel, in her own way, does as much for the country as Bismark, wil she be remembered as emphatically 200 years later?

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 27, 2013, 12:21:25 AM
Let me put it this way:
He is one of the rather rare cases where limitless ambition* plus extreme competence minus any kind of moral principles** or scruples did not lead straight to disaster or shameless elf-enrichment.
Ironically those things he instituted as pure emergency measures proved the longest lasting while the stuff he intended to last fell apart rather quickly.
I have rather mixed feelings. On the one hand the guy was a monster, on the other there is so much good in his legacy (not just for Germany) that we still have to be grateful. And it would be unfair to blame him for those parts squandered by his successors***

*"It burned everything else out in me"
**"If I had principles, it would be like jogging through the wood with a long pole in my mouth"
***that's not just code for Wilhelm II. In hindsight he was right to dismiss Bismarck (although it should have been handled with more act) because Otto had begun to turn into a loose cannon with a high potential for inciting a civil war (trying to persuade Willy to do a coup d'etat to get rid of parliament and other democratic elements; advocating for the merciless application of brute force against strikers, unions and the political left in general).

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Addendum: I doubt that anyone could have a similar effect as Bismarck today (In Germany or Europe). On the other hand there is a lot of room on the continent for a few Mussolini wannabes and localised de facto fascist regimes (just look at Hungary; Poland under the Kaczynskies was also leaning in that direction).
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 27, 2013, 02:15:59 PM
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 27, 2013, 02:31:02 PM
He was not actually a very happy guy. Like Darwin he suffered from almost constant maladies (partially self-inflicted given his dietary predilections). His constant threats of suicide were not all empty for he had seriously considered it several times. Praise or blame his wife for him not going through with it. She must have been quite remarkable in that regard.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 27, 2013, 04:57:57 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on September 27, 2013, 12:21:25 AM
...........did not lead straight to disaster or shameless elf-enrichment.

How about gnomes? Did it lead to gnome enrichment?

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 27, 2013, 05:12:07 PM
The echo-gnomy went a bit up and down under O.v.B but two gnome factories opened in 1872 (the year after the German unification) and the boom did not end before WW1. In the form we know them today they seem to be an English invention but under O.v.B became seen as quintessentially German. Interestingly the Nazis were not unconditionally pro-gnome and banned them from certain regions (without a progrom though).

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 27, 2013, 07:00:26 PM
If there had been pogroms, would the gnomes have melted?

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 27, 2013, 07:13:47 PM
Actually I have no idea about the melting point of common terracotta

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 27, 2013, 08:07:53 PM
Cast them in Mount Doom and they will surely melt.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 27, 2013, 08:31:05 PM
Have you one handy? Volcanoes are so hard to come by these days.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 27, 2013, 10:13:43 PM
I thought that wast the reason behind your learning of Icelandic.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 27, 2013, 10:19:17 PM
The difficulty is to get there when in need. It's a wee bit remote (at least since passenger jets have enough reach to not have to do a tank stop there anymore). And it's so damned costly.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 27, 2013, 10:31:03 PM
I doubt there would be any problem taking a terracotta gnome on a plane.

Last and you can get a flight for less than 500 euros Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 27, 2013, 10:35:12 PM
Rich elitist!

And the plane is not the problem but whether the Icelandic authorities will allow foreign gnomes in

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 27, 2013, 11:13:46 PM
Are you honestly telling me that you can't get a terracotta into Iceland???

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 27, 2013, 11:47:56 PM
I haven't checked but I would not be surprised.

And I first had to check that IKEA has a store in Iceland (there is a single one).

Btw, don't try to sneak garden gnomes into Germany. You could get into serious trouble at the border. No, they are not banned here but most models are trademarked/copyrighted/protected and most of what comes from outside is plagiarized. Iirc there is a special taskforce dealing with the smuggling problem.

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Post by: pieces o nine on September 28, 2013, 03:35:19 AM
Last   ...psst, buddy, wanna buy a gen-u-wine murkin gnome?...   Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 28, 2013, 03:38:08 AM
The UK must be full to bursting with plagiarised gnomes. I have one in my sitting room holding the Union Jack.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 28, 2013, 06:03:37 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on September 27, 2013, 11:47:56 PM
don't try to sneak garden gnomes into Germany. You could get into serious trouble at the border. No, they are not banned here but most models are trademarked/copyrighted/protected and most of what comes from outside is plagiarized. Iirc there is a special taskforce dealing with the smuggling problem.
Are you fracking serious?!?! OMFSM! Do they also deal with those horrendous painted ceramics as well?

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 28, 2013, 10:43:09 AM
Well, the ancient Roman precursor would not meet with approval in many places
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus

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Post by: pieces o nine on September 28, 2013, 05:28:04 PM
hmmmmm, it had never occurred to me to make an Egyptian Min garden gnome...


Last   UNTIL NOW!   post         :D



Warning: image search NSFW, either...
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 28, 2013, 05:42:59 PM
Why not go Indian and add a few linga-men? ;)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 28, 2013, 07:43:56 PM
This conversation has lost me. I'm going to talk to my gnome instead.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 28, 2013, 07:51:54 PM
So you are going to go Gnomic?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnomic

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 28, 2013, 07:53:07 PM
At least I can kid myself I have a friend.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 28, 2013, 08:11:37 PM
Are you allowed little goats (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goat#Reproduction) in your flat?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 28, 2013, 10:44:53 PM
I think animals are against the lease. At least my little friend is not imaginary. He's a gnome, I can see him and pick him up. :D

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 28, 2013, 11:01:10 PM
But be careful to check legal conditions should you consider displaying him in (at?) the window. In some places this is not allowed and it could lead to litigation. The courts have stopped to find it funny since the number of cases (and similarly inane ones) can simply overwhelm them.

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(http://www.dorfbuehne-voels.at/FotosfuerSeiten/Gartenzwergmord-ToterZwerg.jpg)(http://www.schoggo-tv.de/wp-content/uploads/gartenzwerg_messer_mord_300x225.jpg)

http://www.dorfbuehne-voels.at/FotosfuerSeiten/Gartenzwergmord-ToterZwerg.jpg
http://www.schoggo-tv.de/wp-content/uploads/gartenzwerg_messer_mord_300x225.jpg
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 29, 2013, 04:20:55 AM
Is there a website one can check one's gnome against for legality? I don't want to be arrested by the gnome police.

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Post by: pieces o nine on September 29, 2013, 06:08:36 AM
Last   I think you're allowed to display a gnome in the window occasionally, as long as you don't make a hobbit of it   Post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 29, 2013, 09:21:50 AM
First step: check the lease.
Second step: test the waters by putting up some gnome images within the house (that can't be traced back to you) and check the reactions.

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Post by: pieces o nine on September 29, 2013, 04:26:09 PM
Last       is that why we have this one? :troll_evolved:      Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 29, 2013, 05:57:46 PM
Not sure that this is technically a gnome.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 29, 2013, 10:05:36 PM
Looks like a cross-breed - elf/dwarf - taxonomy is important.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 29, 2013, 10:15:36 PM
And isn't it also wearing a wizard outfit?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 29, 2013, 11:48:17 PM
Last tax-o-gnomy? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 29, 2013, 11:54:04 PM
And possibly impersonating a person of authority

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 30, 2013, 03:42:00 AM
Also, looks like Hobbit feet.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 30, 2013, 05:21:57 AM
It doesn't take much to reach that look.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 30, 2013, 10:30:53 AM
Nothing what a good distortion lens or mirror could not achieve.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 30, 2013, 12:29:29 PM
...and prosthetics for proportions.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 30, 2013, 01:07:51 PM
It's easier to lengthen than to shorten.

Last unless filming his upward from the hips only* Post

*Peter Cushing in the original Star Wars only got filmed that way because he acted barefoot(or in socks). They couldn't find boots his size.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 30, 2013, 03:20:58 PM
Filming you can do a number of tricks, including the [frequent] use of doubles.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 30, 2013, 03:45:02 PM
But the 'up from the knee' technique was the cheapest version and extensively used in LotR.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 30, 2013, 05:11:23 PM
Not only in that one.

Last or The Hobbit Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 30, 2013, 07:32:39 PM
I think Jackson rediscovered the idea.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 30, 2013, 08:06:23 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on September 30, 2013, 07:32:39 PM
I think Jackson rediscovered the idea.

By filming up your Jacksie?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 30, 2013, 10:31:37 PM
Would that be a Jack in the Box?

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 01, 2013, 09:38:20 AM
That would only meet Feeble resistance.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 02, 2013, 02:13:21 AM
Everybody knows that resistance is feeble futile.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 02, 2013, 02:14:32 AM
I thought resistance went undergound.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 02, 2013, 02:20:39 AM
Yeah but the aliens entered the Tube and caught them all

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 02, 2013, 02:49:11 PM
Last you mean YouTube? Post

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 02, 2013, 03:25:17 PM
No, I do not own the London Underground (Railways).

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 02, 2013, 04:16:23 PM
That must be a lot of toothpaste.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 02, 2013, 04:30:01 PM
Well tubes come in different sizes.
And some people need a lot of it

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 02, 2013, 09:32:25 PM
Last Grandmother, what big teeth you have got! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 02, 2013, 09:52:01 PM
That's due to the narwhale we hid in the family closet

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 02, 2013, 10:08:15 PM
It took a while and that's why it grew so much?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 02, 2013, 10:36:12 PM
In a grow bag?

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 02, 2013, 10:38:32 PM
Sorry, we would have told you when you were grown up that cetophilia is common in the family.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 03, 2013, 02:01:22 AM
Last for a moment I thought that cetophilia was the love of mushrooms Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 03, 2013, 05:37:38 AM
Last no, it's the love of citos. Doh! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 03, 2013, 09:53:50 AM
I am not sure about the second vowel. Could also be cetu or even ceta.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 03, 2013, 02:16:36 PM
Their diets go way beyond krill.

Last including fish Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 03, 2013, 02:33:53 PM
I did not say exclusively interested in arthropods.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 03, 2013, 05:27:56 PM
Prawns are small beer.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 03, 2013, 05:38:42 PM
I thought it was a dolphin brew
(http://baiji.dwhoard.com/tongling/dwh034_baiji_beer.jpg)
http://baiji.dwhoard.com/tongling/dwh034_baiji_beer.jpg

http://baiji.dwhoard.com/tongling

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 03, 2013, 08:41:52 PM
That looks like big beer.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 03, 2013, 08:55:49 PM
But the bottle seems to be empty also

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 03, 2013, 08:58:39 PM
Then the cap must be merely balanced on top. What deceit.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 03, 2013, 09:14:22 PM
There are bottle closers for that

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 04, 2013, 03:31:02 AM
How many bottle closers does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 04, 2013, 04:15:17 AM
One, if the bottle can be used as the replacement bulb

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 04, 2013, 05:18:47 PM
That sounds like a nice idea for lighting.

Last place some LEDs inside some bottles Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 04, 2013, 05:22:01 PM
An empty  (perfume) bottle also plays a role in the priority dispute about the invention of the lightbulb.

Last unfortunately it seems that in this case Edison was indeed the first (for a change) Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 04, 2013, 06:33:07 PM
Last he was agnostic on creation or theft Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 04, 2013, 06:41:47 PM
Last still he respired and perspired a lot Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 04, 2013, 07:03:13 PM
Thieves perspire a lot.

Last while running Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 04, 2013, 11:51:21 PM
running profits in that case

Last and electrocuting elephants Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 05, 2013, 12:55:21 AM
Never seen an elephant electrify anything, except maybe people at the circus.

Last dangerous entertainment Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 05, 2013, 01:14:21 AM
Last who left the elephants out? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 05, 2013, 01:20:47 AM
Given the current GOP antics, I begin to feal certain sympahties for the idea of pachydermal electrocution.

Last although I'd rather have the metaphorical elephants trampled by rogue real ones Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 05, 2013, 06:20:25 PM
Help, there's an elephant in the room.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 05, 2013, 08:34:25 PM
It's just an exaggerated gnat

Last a very common transformation Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 05, 2013, 11:21:08 PM
Elephants are smart, social, matriarcal and have good memory not much in common with your average GOPher.

Last unless you count testosterone filled adult males Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 05, 2013, 11:35:30 PM
Teenage males leave the maternal herd and live in boy groups running wild until they turn into the hormone-crazy monsters out for a good rape.

Last many GOPsters grew up as mollycoddles before they became sociopaths-in-training in college by joining the College Republicans Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 05, 2013, 11:42:06 PM
So they chose the powerful and destructive males as a symbol?

Last white elephants Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 05, 2013, 11:46:46 PM
Of course white! How could you have thought otherwise?

Last some people turn gnats into elephants* but GOPsters tend start as WASPs Post

*the German equivalent to the proverbial making mountains out of molehills
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 05, 2013, 11:57:56 PM
The Catholic League of the FSA* wants a word with you.

Last who elected that communist as Pope? Post

*Fascist States of America
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 06, 2013, 12:30:16 AM
Ye can't be a true fascist and a true Roman Catholic at the same time. You have to at least choose a different name for this set of beliefs before the church can officially accept you (and the duce has to be under the pope, not equal or above).

And for a true WASP, no papist can ever be a true American. They can be temporarily tolerated as long as they serve as useful idiots in the fight against the non-whites, the non-Anglo-saxons and the females.

Last first the ragheads, then the god-murderers . When the papsts fiinally fight the godless, the survivors can be dealt with. For the L#rd and Gilead Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 06, 2013, 04:19:26 PM
Fun to watch what happens after every body else is dealt with, among they themselves.

Post who goes first, the Anglicans, the Lutherans or the Presbyterians? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 06, 2013, 04:37:54 PM
No such worries here since Henry VIII. Although his daughter Mary and James II were a bit dodgy.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 06, 2013, 04:58:10 PM
But what about a coup by Poodle Blair?

Friends, Britons, countrymen, lend me your wallets. I come to berate Lizzy not to praise her... and isn't the Pope a honorable man?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 06, 2013, 08:10:19 PM
That was afterwards.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 06, 2013, 08:24:56 PM
But obviously planned far ahead.
Iirc he was under suspicon for secret papism already and expected to publically convert right after leaving office.

Last although to my knowledge there is no law against the prime minister being Roman Catholic, just the ruling monarch Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 07, 2013, 01:27:18 AM
Last it's all about the golden (mon)arch(e)s Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 07, 2013, 01:29:43 AM
Different types of creepy clowns I'd say

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Post by: Bluenose on October 07, 2013, 04:24:24 AM
***Puts on clown suit disguise***

Speeding in from the side line to quickly snatch the Last I hope nobody is watching Post.  It's mine, all mine, I tell you!  Ha, ha, ha, haaaaaaaarrrrr!!!
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 07, 2013, 09:19:52 AM
Nice try, Yorick. Take that!!!!

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 07, 2013, 06:02:43 PM
Clowns are creepy.

Last and royal one much more so Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 07, 2013, 06:29:50 PM
the clown superior is the whiterface

Last and don't confuse the Burger King with the Bürgerkönig Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 07, 2013, 06:37:38 PM
Last would anyone want to eat at BürgerKönig? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 07, 2013, 06:39:15 PM
Manche hatten ihn zum Fressen gern.

Last in English the equivalent idiom contains murder though Post

Edit: und einen Narren an ihm gefressen, which brings us back to the clown
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 07, 2013, 06:52:22 PM
Last cannibal clowns? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 07, 2013, 07:03:21 PM
I would not be surprised, if some Tupi ended up as European court fools.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 07, 2013, 07:35:55 PM
Human sacrifice is always more entertaining if the one being sacrificed isn't oneself.

Last appease the gods with someone else Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 07, 2013, 07:41:29 PM
Eek! I am someone else.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 07, 2013, 07:45:30 PM
We had a case of consensual cannibalism over here a few years ago.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 07, 2013, 09:34:27 PM
I remember the news.

Last still a bit beyond consent, I'd say Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 07, 2013, 09:46:56 PM
Well, sex was involved too.

Last or at least arousal Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 07, 2013, 10:06:49 PM
I'm convinced that you should be a mental patient in either position.

Last fighting crazy is against the odds when we are more than seven billion Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 08, 2013, 03:33:30 AM
I agree, mental. Unable to give informed consent. But which? The eaten or the eater? Or both? Is there a law against it? So many questions. It's not as if they were abandoned at sea in a small boat for eighteen weeks.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 08, 2013, 09:23:09 AM
Since the eating inevitably involves killing, there are laws against it. The main question is, which one to apply.
First guess would be Tötung auf Verlangen (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/T%C3%B6tung_auf_Verlangen) (killing on request, assisted suicide). It is still unlawful but not equal to murder. The request does not absolve the killer because the one making the request lacks the right to do so.

Last same as selling yourself into slavery Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 09, 2013, 06:32:16 PM
Any reference to Strauss' Tod und Verklärung is coincidental?

Last ;) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 09, 2013, 06:53:46 PM
Who'd reference that guy?

Last bouquet Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 09, 2013, 09:09:41 PM
Last expressionism isn't referenceable? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 09, 2013, 09:25:19 PM
THAT Strauss (not to be confused with the waltz and operetta guys) was the result of a Frankensteinian gene-splice of Wagner with Debussy leading to megalomaniac impressionism. Expressionism is dodekaphony for people suffering from dyscalculia.

Post Not that I am 100% against cakophony Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 10, 2013, 05:45:04 PM
But apparently against Richard S.

Last I like him and his immediate dodecaphonic heirs Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 10, 2013, 07:40:35 PM
I lke some of his stuff very much actually. Others I clearly do not. I stand by the claim that he was a musical megalomaniac (and I do not like dodekaphony). He was also a political opportunist* (by no means the worst though).

Last my dislike of the Rosenkavalier I attribute to its Vienneseness. I find the accent cingeworthy and am prejudiced against Austrians on principle Post

*Btw, did you know that the Nazis cleared his family tree of non-Aryans by changing church records?
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 10, 2013, 08:56:27 PM
I know that both he and Orff had some odd relations with the Reich.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 10, 2013, 09:26:27 PM
Hindemith tried to find a modus vivendi and left when he realized that he would have to betray his art at the minimum.
I am split as far as Orff is concerned.  E.g. he took the offer to compose a new Midsummer Night's Dream stage music a bit too eagerly and his justification post facto was a wee bit fishy. I actually believe him that he was interested in it artistically but he knew very well for what purpose he was asked to compose it (his denial there is not credible). Had he done it in 1930 or 1950 there would have been no problem. Then it would have been just like the 3rd Barber of Seville or the 43rd Armida, i.e. a new take to account for a chanched musical taste.

Last at least he had talent unlike many wannabe nazi Mozarts Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 11, 2013, 01:30:35 AM
According to the wiki some claim he had written [some of] the music between 1917 and 1927. Frankly it seems a bit messed up to be in that position, even Hindemith didn't want to go but had to because of his wife.

Last not everybody is Stravinsky, Prokofiev tried to leave but he was too homesick, and Shostakovich didn't had much of an option Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 11, 2013, 01:50:03 AM
Shostakovich (in my opinion) managed to stay true to art even in the propaganda pieces* he had to produce by order of Stalin. He bowed in the house of Rimmon because that was necessary for survival but did not otherwise sell his soul. Prokofiev (from what I read) seems to have a few skeletons in the closet as a result of his pact with the Georgian devil (which still did not save his family from persecution).

*given the abominable taste of culture functionaries and the boss himself it is surprising that those pieces have some actual musical value (take for example The Song of the Forests, a cantata written to praise Stalin's reforestation program).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 11, 2013, 03:40:50 PM
One of the marks of a true genius is the ability to write masterpieces even within a very constrained style (which is the reason we remember Mozart and Haydn). While Prokofiev has always been compared to Mozart due to his early start and his Classical Symphony, Shostakovich is the man true to the conceptual respect of the strict rules and shining through them.

Last I possibly listen more to 'Shosty' than any other composer Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 11, 2013, 04:04:13 PM
They all came from the Rimsky school (Shostakovich in second generation, Prokofiev as one of the last of the first generation).
And what made Rimsky different from e.g. Wagner was that he did not create imitators but independent minds that were trained in all the rules but free to apply them within their own style. It shows. The graduates from that school produced music that could be as dissonant as that of their Western colleagues but the backbone of the rules is always there and audible (which I would often deny in the case of the latter).

My personal taste is more the moderate modern composers than the iconoclasts. I like some of Prokofiev's and Shostakovich's music and dislike other stuff they wrote (it's a matter of taste not quality). I like Rimsky far more than Tschaikovsky. I like the Khovanshchina in the Shostakovich orchestration but with the Stravinsky finale. I like a lot of rather obscure composers from the Slavic lands (ever heard of Aaron Avshalomov?).
Not to forget Orthodox chant (with the old Bulgarian style as favorite).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 11, 2013, 06:13:24 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on October 11, 2013, 04:04:13 PM
what made Rimsky different from e.g. Wagner was that he did not create imitators
What do you have against Bruckner?

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 11, 2013, 06:54:41 PM
The dwarf with the big compensatory music?  ;)
Humperdinck (not the brided prince or that awful British singer) would be a far closer fit (his is probably the most extreme gen-splice in musical history). And he is often the first operatic composer kids get confronted with. Over here Hänsel und Gretel is on the program every Xmas in ALMOST* every opera house and ignorant parents carry their preschool kids there expecting some light entertainment and then get steamrolled by a full Wagnerian score. To be clear, I like that opera but imo it is unsuitable for small children. If I had kids, the first opera I would treat them with would be Zar und Zimmermann (Tsar and Carpenter). It's funny and easy to understand (both voices and content).

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*one Berlin opera house broke that tradition for several years and had The Fairy-Tale of Tsar Saltan by Rimsky instead (sung in German).
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 11, 2013, 06:55:03 PM
Can't stand any of their music. It doesn't sound like music to me. Can't stand Tavener either. As for Goehr, I better keep quiet.

Last what's wrong with a bit of a sing-song? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 11, 2013, 07:09:43 PM
You want a song?
Here, right from the movie.
[youtube=425,350]3qdbRoPWoU8[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qdbRoPWoU8

Last there are recordings on youtube with better sound quality but without the scenic context Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 11, 2013, 07:15:57 PM
Give me Mozart, Bizet, or Verdi - plus a few others.

Last Reminds me of Inspector Montalbano Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 11, 2013, 07:28:19 PM
Do you want to force me to dig up some pretty crappy stuff those guys produced (some of Mozart's songs are definietly NSFW)? :mrgreen:

Why not go with something both new and traditional?
[youtube=425,350]g2LkGR1Aa4g[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2LkGR1Aa4g

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 11, 2013, 10:46:13 PM
For children I'm a fan of Ravel's L'Enfant et les Sortileges.

Last unless you want to show them Bartok's Bluebeard's Castle :devil2: :devil2: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 11, 2013, 11:06:16 PM
If you ask me, the Bartok opera would bore them to death before the doors get even opened.

Last while we are at it, why not The Rake's Progress?  :mrgreen:Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 12, 2013, 05:39:40 AM
But BB's Castle is under an hour.

Last Stravinsky's is a bit* longer affair Post

*standard 3 acts
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 12, 2013, 10:40:18 AM
I know but youngsters get easily bored.

Last one reason why long overtures got out of fashion Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 12, 2013, 06:24:08 PM
Are you saying that Fidelio is boring because of it's four overtures?

Last actually the music is wonderful, is the too sugary finale what bothers most people Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 12, 2013, 06:53:28 PM
They tend to play only two of the overtures (the third one before the finale, the Leonore before the first act).

In Mr.Beetfield's days they did not force youngsters to go to the opera and if they went it was for a quickie in the boxes (although that was more common in Mr.Motender's time).
And unlike today it was possible to just go in for the favorite parts and leave afterwards (another advantage of the boxes). That also played a role in Mr.Carriagebuilder's lack of success in Paris. He refused to put the ballet into the second act, the time when the dandies usually showed up, but put it in the first, so the whole orgy was wasted on the cultured shmucks tha had nothing better to do than to sit through the whole thing.

To go off on a slightly different tangent, there are some very talented composers that for whatever reason believed that operas were their calling despite not having an ounce of dramatic sense. Dvorak and Glinka overstuffed their operas with wonderful music  but they are (for the most part) total dramatic duds. Someone should have told them that it does not create suspense to interrupt the plot on a regular base with intermezzi that may last a quarter of an hour without serving a real function (compare in contrast Hitchcock's use of a fullblown cantata in The Man Who Knew Too Much*). I think both can be excused to a degree. Glinka tried to feed his new national style to the elites who were primarily interested in opera and ballet not in symphonic music and Dvorak was simply too good-natured to be a good dramatist (lacking the necessary cruelty).

Last Glinkas operas are in essence oratorios Post

*similar plot devices can be found in several operas too
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 12, 2013, 11:27:39 PM
It is essential that youngsters are prevented from quickies in opera boxes.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 13, 2013, 12:09:03 AM
Well, cinemas are more popular for that these days at least for youngsters (but that may be obsolete info too by now)

Last and the French Revolution took care of the other thing for the most part Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on October 13, 2013, 01:32:14 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on October 12, 2013, 11:27:39 PM
It is essential that youngsters are prevented from quickies in opera boxes.

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Last   my thoughts exactly!   Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 13, 2013, 01:36:49 AM
They are expected to sleep in the opera not to sleep with somebody there.

Last no snoring please Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 13, 2013, 02:29:55 AM
As if there was a way to prevent youngsters from quickies.

Last cars, booths and back alleys Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 13, 2013, 09:16:13 AM
It should be not that difficult to persuade them to leave the fornication in the opera to pervy adults (now that there are alternatives).

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Edit: I just come from the opera. I saw a very good production of Rimsky-Korsakov's Tsar's Bride.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 14, 2013, 05:55:59 PM
Last virtual sex is not the answer Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 14, 2013, 06:13:05 PM
Are there no other places than the opera even with drive-ins getting rare?

Last and the Japanese would object to your claim Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 14, 2013, 06:25:48 PM
To be perfectly honest, quickies at the opera may be a bit difficult these days, at least in the States. Not too long ago I went to see a production of Don Giovanni which had some risque scenes (nothing outworldly, no nudity and some light touching implying the intent of cunnilingus in one). The public included a number of highschoolers invited to the dress rehearsal and you could actually hear the collective gasp. In no time criticism of the production showed up just because of that.

A few days later I overheard a conversation among the stage director for DG talking with the one for the other production about to start, where both laughed at the puritanical Americans and their reaction to what would be a middle of the road show in Europe.

Last you perverts! ;) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 14, 2013, 06:47:15 PM
But it is easier now that the light hets switched off completely in the opera unlike in the past when a) gas light could not be switched off completely before the invention of catalytic ignition b) people demanded enough light to be able to read the textbook or even the score.

Full frontal nudity is not a rarity on the stage anymore in Europe. Pissing on the stage was in fashion too for some time.
Personally I think that it rarely adds to the experience in a positive way.

Last only few cases where it fits the scenario, e.g. the first act of Tannhäuser or Klingsor's castle in Parsifal Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 14, 2013, 07:38:33 PM
Here they use a 'nudie' dress, skin color, with the relevant parts drawn so that it looks like the lady in question is naked while she really isn't.

Last it tells a lot about the puritanical state of mind on this side of the Atlantic Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 14, 2013, 07:51:24 PM
That one is in use over here too but actual nudity also occurs. I remember that a female singer unsuccessfully sued because she did not want a full nude scene (in Alban Berg's Lulu iirc).

Last now waiting for real stage coitus  ;) Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 14, 2013, 07:53:55 PM
I often think the only difference between us and the great apes is that we don't like having out bottoms exposed.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 14, 2013, 08:03:07 PM
What about mooning?

Last not the pseudo religion of that Korean ultraright guru Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 14, 2013, 08:16:41 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on October 14, 2013, 07:53:55 PM
the only difference between us and the great apes is that we don't like having out bottoms exposed.
That statement needs qualification, certainly some people doesn't like having their bottoms (and the rest) exposed, but you'll find many people don't have a problem with said exposition.

Last not to talk about those looking out for naked people Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 14, 2013, 08:24:17 PM
Given how certain kids wear their trousers the bottom seems to be the prime display in human too.

Last and unlike apes humans add tattoos Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 14, 2013, 08:57:17 PM
Last leaving little to the imagination Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 14, 2013, 09:10:07 PM
Who needs that these days?

Last and it solved Britain's energy problems. When Hollywood started Narnia movies CSL began to rotate fast enough in his grave to yield enough power Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 15, 2013, 03:07:12 AM
CSl had tattoos on his rear end?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 15, 2013, 08:00:36 AM
I imagine had those tattoos been made of metallic ink, power generation would be possible.

Last in itself a reason to spin in his grave Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 15, 2013, 09:43:49 AM
But if the tattoos are not evenly distributed, there'll be an imbalance problem.

Last better use a copper coil wrap and a swallowed ramrod Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 15, 2013, 01:31:04 PM
Don't let Aggie see that you think CSL was 'unbalanced'.

Last :mrgreen: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 15, 2013, 01:48:45 PM
That he attacked strawmen does not necessarily mean that he was one himself.

Last but converts tend to be lopsided Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 15, 2013, 06:19:36 PM
At this point in my life I have a very negative association with the word 'convert'.

Last unless you count the Dalits who convert to Buddhism Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 15, 2013, 06:37:50 PM
Well, IT guys may share that negative experience ;)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 15, 2013, 06:40:19 PM
Converts as inn those who suffer from SO CALLED conversion disorders need rescuing from the psychiatrists.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 15, 2013, 06:59:54 PM
You talking about ex-gay therapy?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 16, 2013, 01:08:28 AM
Are we talking about psychoanalytic transfer here?

Last IT converts usually move from one platform to another like moving away from iOS into Android or viceversa* Post

*general heresy, or worse if they are converts to windows phone  ;)
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 16, 2013, 01:17:38 AM
I was thinking of software/data converters not heretic operators

Last nothing to do with opera or Opera Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 16, 2013, 03:32:00 AM
Conversion Disorder is a Mental Health diagnosis. It means you "convert" psycho stuff into bodyly symptoms. Norman Bates probably had conversion disorder ;) After all Psycho was supposed to be a comedy.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 16, 2013, 08:54:41 AM
Without dead babies? Questionable

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 16, 2013, 01:24:55 PM
American Psycho is a comedy.

Last technically a satire but it has lots of black humor Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 16, 2013, 02:02:46 PM
That's dead babes not babies ;)

Last and all horror is meta these days Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 16, 2013, 03:01:34 PM
Last for true horror go watch documentaries Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 16, 2013, 03:08:02 PM
or crossovers

Ye can get away with almost anyting when using the 'based on a true story' claim

Last true fundies don't see the difference anyway Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 16, 2013, 03:34:09 PM
Heck, you could place that disclaimer at the beginning of the NT

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 16, 2013, 03:44:07 PM
If one goes for the action part alone, the OT has imo a far lower percentage of impossible stuff. And a lot could be explained away as misinterpretation by the contemporaries.
On the other hand, if JC was a true ancestor of televangelists then most of his miracles could have been easily faked with the means at disposal then.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 16, 2013, 04:19:30 PM
I'm not saying the NT isn't fiction (to me it is) but you can clearly see some historical reference to the period, an historical fiction if you will. ;)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 16, 2013, 05:18:49 PM
Foxy studios.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 16, 2013, 08:28:12 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 16, 2013, 04:19:30 PM
Last the OT starts with a clear fable, how can you justify the warning? Post

So did most serious history books until quite recently too  :mrgreen:

Last and if it was up to certain American 'patriots' this would not change and extend from first to last page (without a warning of course)Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 16, 2013, 09:42:48 PM
Most history has a fair level of fiction, but is 'based on real events'.

Last in fact most of what passes for news nowadays would fit that description Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 16, 2013, 09:57:23 PM
Some cynics say that there were only two true historians, Thukydides and Leopold von Ranke.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 17, 2013, 12:28:41 AM
All history is bunk.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 17, 2013, 12:43:01 AM
There would not be much of history without humans bunking and bonking.

Touching on St.Trinian's in the other thread I stumbled accidentally over Joyce Grenfell sketches on youtube
Like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1xTQAGG8rw

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 17, 2013, 03:28:44 AM
Was Ranke deep in practical cynicism to be associated with the Conservative movement?

Last at least according to his wiki page Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 17, 2013, 09:38:53 AM
In those days the liberals were the ones with the flaming torches and the heavy drop blade

Last and being a democrat could lead right into an insane asylum Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 17, 2013, 02:33:47 PM
As opposed to these days when the conservatives (in this country at least) use scorched earth tactics?

Last even Emperor Harper of Canada doesn't go that low Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 17, 2013, 02:35:06 PM
I heard the Vikings were actually quite civilised with good cultural assets.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 17, 2013, 02:41:51 PM
Good Christains were shocked and scandalized about the vile Viking habit of taking a cold bath twice a week (at least). A proper person would shower at max once a month and never change underwear as often as weekly (and never ever on a Friday, that would demask one as a stinking Jew).

Last full washs onyl thrice in a lifetime: first after birth, second the baptism, third in preparation for burial* Post

*please not that none of these washings is done by the washed person itself
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 17, 2013, 02:45:53 PM
Oohh, so this is about work ethic and stuff?

Last weren't they quite thorough on their day jobs as well? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 17, 2013, 02:52:37 PM
Strongly dependent on the region actually. Given the high mobility they tended to sort quickly there.

Last OK, you prefer sheep farming to raiding? Here's your ticket to the Faroese Islands Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 17, 2013, 03:40:31 PM
Ever heard the tale of the Canadians* who scared of a possible WW3 in the late 70s decided to relocate to the safest place in the planet: The Falkland Islands.

Last the Irony Gods were strong on that one Post

*IIRC, they may have been from somewhere else.
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 17, 2013, 03:44:45 PM
Sound like the Appointment with Death in Aleppo

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 17, 2013, 04:04:21 PM
I doubt they died, but I bet there was a long discussion about who proposed to go there in the first place.

Last tell me where you want to go now, honey, I'll book a plane in the opposite direction Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 17, 2013, 04:11:49 PM
If we both go far enough we'll meet again on the other side

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 17, 2013, 04:35:41 PM
I'll start a like quest on the morrow, actually.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 17, 2013, 07:27:08 PM
My work ethic is compromised.

Enjoy the trip, even if it is work.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 17, 2013, 09:27:45 PM
Not intending to leave town for the time being

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 18, 2013, 03:46:33 AM
I'm sure New Zealand is very nice this time of the year.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 18, 2013, 04:02:28 AM
Last beam me up Scotty Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 18, 2013, 04:54:00 AM
Last or down under in this case Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 18, 2013, 09:09:50 AM
Be careful not to get overrun by orcs should you go there

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Post by: roystonoboogie on October 19, 2013, 01:34:49 AM
Zut alors! Le dernier post.
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 19, 2013, 04:22:15 AM
Good to see you Royston.

Don't you mean orcas Swato?

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 19, 2013, 09:48:44 AM
No, those don't run or overrun being aquatic animals.

I mean the LotR-Buben

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 19, 2013, 05:41:41 PM
Never run when you can walk.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 19, 2013, 05:47:51 PM
That mmay be true for you and me but not necessarily for other humanoids, esp. when hostile.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 20, 2013, 03:46:16 AM
But hostility would be a time when you couldn't walk so it still holds true.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 20, 2013, 09:14:47 AM
Who says I can't walk on water?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 20, 2013, 07:52:06 PM
I didn't. Who did?

Why water? walking on wine might be more fun. You could bend over for a gulp.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 20, 2013, 08:02:10 PM
It was you starting with the orca talk.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 20, 2013, 09:56:16 PM
But I don't remember saying you couldn't walk on water. Though I bet you can't.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 20, 2013, 10:01:18 PM
Not without help, I assume but I did not explicitly exclude that.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 21, 2013, 02:03:54 AM
For a water walking test make sure you use hot irons for shoes.

Last try to skate Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 21, 2013, 11:40:44 AM
Nice try pushing me into the role of Snow White's evil stepmother.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 21, 2013, 06:01:29 PM
Do skippers wear boat shoes?

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 21, 2013, 06:30:01 PM
Mabye but of a different kind.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmaVSdXL4Rg
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 22, 2013, 02:20:54 AM
Not forgetting the Cookie Monster.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 22, 2013, 02:30:46 AM
That can get drunk on milk as I learned yesterday

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 22, 2013, 03:01:46 AM
There was an old science fiction series where the aliens got drunk with milk.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 22, 2013, 09:14:01 AM
Just look at what effect ginger had on Turtledove's alien Race.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 22, 2013, 04:38:43 PM
Ginger is an offensive term.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 22, 2013, 09:24:57 PM
Oh, splitting (dyed) hairs today?

Last and never be rude to an Arab Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 23, 2013, 04:05:02 AM
I'll be rude to whomsoever I like - or dislike.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 23, 2013, 11:49:17 AM
Must avoid pun, must avoid pun...

As long as it is justifiably rude, I see no principled objections

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 23, 2013, 04:50:00 PM
Justification is in the eye of the beholder.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 23, 2013, 05:41:48 PM
So, it ate the judge?

(http://blogs.evtrib.com/nerdvana/files/2008/05/beholder.png)
http://blogs.evtrib.com/nerdvana/files/2008/05/beholder.png

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 23, 2013, 11:24:29 PM
That looks like a Fun version of a certain type of camera holder/cell phone holder.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 23, 2013, 11:31:17 PM
Big Blobster is watching you.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 23, 2013, 11:40:50 PM
Last I shot the sheriff Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 23, 2013, 11:45:28 PM
If it was an English one, it is likely falling under the statute of limitation by now.

Last no shire reeves around anymore Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 23, 2013, 11:47:48 PM
Is that why Christopher Reeve is gone?

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 24, 2013, 12:03:58 AM
I guess Christ was simply too heavy and his spine gave out

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Post by: pieces o nine on October 24, 2013, 12:41:53 AM
Last    pop culture/designer joke   Post

(http://rlv.zcache.com/i_shot_the_serif_post_cards-r158b2d12bb4445348dc5c1f336096e2e_vgbaq_8byvr_324.jpg)
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 24, 2013, 01:20:23 AM
Isn't a serif an h-less descendant of Mohammed (pbuh)?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 24, 2013, 02:09:51 AM
I'm sure he had plenty of descendants.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 24, 2013, 02:11:38 AM
He himself had not so many kids. His successors were stronger rutters.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 24, 2013, 02:12:59 AM
Last the crazy kept potential brides at bay? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 24, 2013, 02:14:13 AM
More likely his wife did

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 24, 2013, 02:33:50 AM
Last which one? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 24, 2013, 04:08:26 AM
Henry I had lots of bastard children but only one legitmate child - a daughter - Matilda. Which caused all sorts of problems as they didn't approve of Queens in those days.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 24, 2013, 05:38:57 AM
I thought the approval of Queen was due to Freddie Mercury's escapades.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 24, 2013, 09:55:24 AM
Are we talking Mohamed (pboh) or the furze dynasty?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 24, 2013, 04:36:57 PM
I've got nothing to say.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 24, 2013, 08:21:38 PM
If that would stop people talking, this would be a silent world indeed.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 25, 2013, 03:29:19 AM
Well, this is the 1337 page and I think it merits a celebration!

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 25, 2013, 09:38:54 AM
So, this is a celebrity page? Why are there no nudie pictures of it?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 25, 2013, 06:50:22 PM
It needs a haircut?

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 25, 2013, 09:10:56 PM
Or a shave (independent of chromosome set)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 26, 2013, 01:17:42 AM
Last you're shaving pretty it close Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 26, 2013, 01:29:52 AM
And grammar are shaving you bit there a ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 26, 2013, 01:38:13 AM
Last speaking like Yoda you charge me? ;) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 26, 2013, 02:03:32 AM
If Yoda new taser type is that case might be.

Last and if tasering though intertubes working doth actually Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 26, 2013, 07:43:58 AM
See what placing a word in the wrong place can do?

Last specially certain words Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 26, 2013, 10:15:39 AM
Or, as Abrahm a Sancta Clara noted, a comma.

Angel in the empty tomb of Christ:
Resurrexit, non est hic. vs. Resurrexit non, est hic. (he has risen, he's not here vs. He has not risen, he's here)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 26, 2013, 04:56:16 PM
Heretic Punctuation: stops along the way of the path taken by non-believers approaching the bonfires.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 26, 2013, 05:01:06 PM
How long does it take to dry a witch after the water ordeal before she can get burned?

Last or did the burning at the stake develop from a failed drying excercise? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 27, 2013, 01:26:41 AM
I thought they drowned. Did they burn drowned witches? Or is it you are not a witch if you drown. Such a complex system.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 27, 2013, 09:19:41 AM
No, in Christian times drowning meant innocence. Those that survived got burned.
The Codex Hammurabbi has it the other way around (=survivors are innocent, drowning means guilt)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 27, 2013, 03:09:24 PM
Erew snaimatoposeM esoht gnikniht drawkcab woh ees uoy !

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 27, 2013, 03:31:18 PM
The Assyrians were far more progressive in that regard

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 27, 2013, 05:09:03 PM
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who writes backwards best of all?

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 27, 2013, 05:14:05 PM
That's da Vinci, there's no doubt
Who with his left hand always wrote

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 28, 2013, 12:43:55 AM
Didn't he do mirror writing not backwards writing?

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 28, 2013, 12:48:41 AM
Admittedly backwards writing would be (imo) more difficult (typing would be easier)
For mirror typing one would need a special font.

Another question: backward writing from right to left or left to right?

Last what is the back part, letters or direction? Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on October 28, 2013, 02:04:22 AM
Last    boustrophedon     Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 28, 2013, 03:36:58 AM
Letters, but direction would be fun.

As to left to right, or right to left...... my father reads eye charts right to left....... he got asked if he was a Jew. When he told me, I realised I do it too.

bous........whaaaa?

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 28, 2013, 01:55:52 PM
I guess you look not Arabic enough, so that was the closest next guess ;)

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*is there also monotypical and quadrophonotypical?
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 28, 2013, 02:18:09 PM
Ask The Who.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 28, 2013, 02:38:20 PM
Is that a typical rabbinic answer? ;)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 28, 2013, 07:57:25 PM
I doubt it has been handed down through the ages.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 28, 2013, 08:04:11 PM
Since when is that necessary?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 28, 2013, 08:10:39 PM
Not necessary of course, but old wisdom is always valuable, compared to modernisms. Except in Science, Medicine......... but then that is all suspect anyway.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 28, 2013, 08:15:47 PM
I thought rabbinic wisdom lived from regular infusion of new (metaphorical) blood.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 29, 2013, 04:28:10 AM
Yes it does but the ancients' wisdom is the bedrock.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 29, 2013, 05:06:14 AM
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 29, 2013, 08:21:10 AM
Is bedrock an attempt to create soporific heavy metal music?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 29, 2013, 08:53:05 AM
You can lay that idea to bed.

Last rest in kiss Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 29, 2013, 09:10:56 AM
Is that innaurendo?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 29, 2013, 05:21:29 PM
Never heard of him. Who is this Innaur Endo?

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 29, 2013, 09:28:43 PM
Gollum, in a really bad pun

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 30, 2013, 01:28:44 AM
Last not lighting my fire Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 30, 2013, 03:51:01 AM
Baby.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 30, 2013, 04:00:18 AM
I'll let that one [word] pass in Jim Morrison's hono(u)r.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 30, 2013, 09:04:47 AM
Why does this remind me of Sam&Max?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 30, 2013, 05:42:01 PM
Maybe you need a brain transplant.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 30, 2013, 10:16:37 PM
Wrong cliche

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 31, 2013, 01:01:43 AM
Where does he hopping bunny fit?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 31, 2013, 02:52:16 AM
Can't find hopping bunny fit in the medical dictionary.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 31, 2013, 04:52:11 AM
If the bunny is fit why would he be there?

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 31, 2013, 10:09:35 AM
I think the answer is Duracell

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 31, 2013, 11:33:34 AM
You are the one who would know the health impact of alkaline batteries.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 31, 2013, 01:26:43 PM
accelerated enough the impact even of light fluffy material can be lethal.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 01, 2013, 03:21:14 AM
Plant silver birch trees in front of your house to soak up all the PM so you don't get polluted.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 01, 2013, 10:05:39 AM
What does PM mean in that context?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 01, 2013, 06:08:14 PM
Projectile Metal's?

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 01, 2013, 07:31:12 PM
poisonous material, prime minister, pollutant matter?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 01, 2013, 08:34:25 PM
"Particulate Matter " as in "Particle pollution - especially fine particles - contains microscopic solids or liquid droplets that are so small that they can get deep into the lungs and cause serious health problems" and "Fine particles (PM2.5) are the main cause of reduced visibility (haze) in parts of the United States, "
http://www.epa.gov/pm/health.html

What I said above, works.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 01, 2013, 08:39:42 PM
I doubt that a few trees are sufficient as a remedy.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 02, 2013, 02:15:26 AM
Placed in a row outside a house, they reduced pollution inside the house by some huge amount which I can't remember. But they had to be silver birch as their leaves have a special sucky up surface. I saw it on TV so must be true.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 02, 2013, 08:37:06 AM
How long until the trees have to be replaced because their capacity is exhausted? ???

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 02, 2013, 08:56:49 AM
It would depend on leave life and rain, but it does make sense.

Last obviously it will only take care of a portion of said pollution Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 02, 2013, 09:01:33 AM
conveyor belt plus tree washing cell ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 02, 2013, 09:39:10 AM
Hydrogen powered I suppose.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 02, 2013, 10:33:45 AM
Methane, right from the roots.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 02, 2013, 07:24:36 PM
So lots of cows needed. Tethered so not to wander out into road.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 02, 2013, 07:28:42 PM
no, just the proper root flora, no bovines needed.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 03, 2013, 01:25:32 AM
Ah! Flora is a lovely lass.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 03, 2013, 04:55:16 AM
Last the flora reaches the (l)ass Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 03, 2013, 09:13:45 AM
Now you're getting obscene.

Last aspergillus flavus Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 03, 2013, 09:27:00 AM
Last ever heard of flora transplants? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 03, 2013, 09:57:48 AM
No, but I had a bout of candidiasis at times (once after being sick for longer time and thus weakened, in all other cases, I think, as a delayed side effect of antibiotics)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 03, 2013, 10:23:54 AM
Last drink lots of yogurt after bouts of antibiotics Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 03, 2013, 10:42:25 AM
I used to do that but the best sorts seem to be off the market at the moment.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 03, 2013, 11:47:39 AM
Always an excuse... ;)

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 03, 2013, 11:52:12 AM
Hey, then I'd have to blame myself, if something goes wrong

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 03, 2013, 11:56:53 AM
Yogurt makers are incredibly easy to use.

Last give it a try Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 03, 2013, 12:08:17 PM
Somewhere a very old one should still be lurking in a rotten cupboard.

Last I know where the glasses are though Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 03, 2013, 12:16:02 PM
Freshly made you know the good bacteria is [still] in it.

Last yummy Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 03, 2013, 12:29:44 PM
Unless they got murdered during the process by mob monocellulars

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 03, 2013, 06:26:33 PM
The only fear is the big multicellular eating it.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 03, 2013, 06:36:04 PM
That way decadence lies

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 04, 2013, 02:18:21 AM
Truth is decadence writ large.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 04, 2013, 02:48:55 AM
Last the cadenza may be large indeed Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 04, 2013, 10:17:26 AM
I don't sing and it's some time that I composed something needing one.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 04, 2013, 04:33:52 PM
Kettles sing.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 04, 2013, 04:46:17 PM
I thought they drummed

Last and are black Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 04, 2013, 07:25:07 PM
Only if:

1. You cook with firewood or coal.
2. You don't clean it up.

Last and now you have some plastic electric ones Post
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Post by: Opsa on November 04, 2013, 08:04:22 PM
Wouldn't plastic kettles melt when boiling?
Wouldn't plastic kettle drums crack when struck?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 04, 2013, 09:15:03 PM
My black plastic kettle (which I eulogised elsewhere) goes blue when heating.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 04, 2013, 09:28:39 PM
Last is it a sad kettle? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 04, 2013, 09:53:24 PM
Maybe with ultraviolet tendencies? ::)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 04, 2013, 09:57:45 PM
Wouldn't that be a highly energetic kettle?

Last radiation Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 04, 2013, 10:07:40 PM
Well, that's how quantum theory got born

Last black body radiation Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 05, 2013, 02:04:52 AM
I thought it had something to do with cruelty to cats.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 05, 2013, 09:12:44 AM
That was much later and only a single cat.
What Schrödinger seems to have forgotten is that cats have 9 lives. So he introduces a complexity into his model that is likely beyond solvability.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 05, 2013, 04:35:15 PM
Sounds like a more deserving target.

Last high pitch bark Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 05, 2013, 04:43:33 PM
Rat in the ancestry as some people say

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Post by: Opsa on November 05, 2013, 06:22:05 PM
In Schrödinger's ancestry?

Last Bleeding Heart Cat Fancier Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 05, 2013, 07:33:09 PM
More likely, Schrödinger's Kettle.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 05, 2013, 07:39:48 PM
Was he coffee or a tea drinker?

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 05, 2013, 10:06:07 PM
Quote from: Opsa on November 05, 2013, 06:22:05 PM
In Schrödinger's ancestry?

no, the rumor is about the Yorkies

As far as hot drinks are concerned, my bet would be on coffee.
A) he is from Vienna
B) there is a Cafe Schrödinger in Vienna (and it seems another one in Singapore)
C) Erwin Schrödinger coffee yields more and more useful results than Erwin Schrödinger tea
D) (bad) coffee is closer to quantum than tea*

*no, do not even try to get that reference/connection

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 06, 2013, 12:36:48 AM
Is it the Enigma Code?

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 06, 2013, 12:50:46 AM
What exactly is your question referring to?

There is a German idiom: 'to taste like feet fallen asleep' that is most often applied to bad coffee
Quantum in German is Quanten, which is also a slang term for feet (so quantum leap is inherently funny).
=> connection of quantum and bad coffee

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 06, 2013, 12:59:31 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 05, 2013, 10:06:07 PM

D) (bad) coffee is closer to quantum than tea*

*no, do not even try to get that reference/connection

I refered to that. I do sometimes refer to previous

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 06, 2013, 01:00:28 AM
I doubt it has been deciphered.

Last either where or how heavy/fast Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 06, 2013, 08:32:53 AM
Again, what's the 'it' you refer to there, Zono?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 06, 2013, 09:01:54 AM
Quantum uncertainty, the main hypothesis being that you can't predict both speed and position, despite the latest news that it can be inferred.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 06, 2013, 09:12:54 AM
HE's more of a card sharper

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 06, 2013, 12:24:59 PM
Last the master of paper cuts Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 06, 2013, 12:51:38 PM
HE has strong Nugganatic tendencies, it is presumed

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Post by: Opsa on November 06, 2013, 04:07:58 PM
Does that mean that god gives "Noogies"?

Last Duck! Here come the Holy Knuckles! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 06, 2013, 04:12:39 PM
The Pratchett is weak in this one

Last Last Hero + Monstrous Regiment Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 06, 2013, 04:13:23 PM
The question is if He is a Nugganite or if his followers are the Nugganites themselves.

Last I'm inclined on the latter Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 06, 2013, 04:15:32 PM
What about 'in his image' don't you understand?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 06, 2013, 07:27:07 PM
And there came about on the seventh day, a lot of females (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Monstrous_Regiment_of_Women).

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 06, 2013, 08:00:31 PM
And Frankenstein created woman

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 07, 2013, 05:06:08 AM
I have always believed that Mary Shelley (woman) created Frankenstein but am willing to re-assess. Certainly no ribs were involved, spare or otherwise.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 07, 2013, 10:29:26 AM
Actually cosmetic surgery and a soul transfer

(http://img.dooyoo.co.uk/GB_EN/orig/0/7/7/4/8/774891.jpg)
http://img.dooyoo.co.uk/GB_EN/orig/0/7/7/4/8/774891.jpg

Last Frankenstein at his least evil Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 07, 2013, 04:54:33 PM
He tried with his girlfriend.

Last she didn't like the result Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 07, 2013, 09:29:53 PM
No it was his assistant's.

Last and it was his (the assistant's) soul that got transferred into her improved* body Post

*no irony, for once Dr.Frank's operation result was not a monster (on the outside)
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 07, 2013, 09:55:14 PM
Last forced transmigration of souls? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 07, 2013, 10:07:45 PM
temporarily at least.
Watch the film for details (it's one of the better ones)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 08, 2013, 12:15:22 AM
Last added to my netflix queue Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 08, 2013, 12:21:32 AM
I hope it is shorter than my queue of unwatched DVDs in my possession.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 08, 2013, 12:35:19 AM
It's quite long actually.

Last my son keeps placing stuff there Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 08, 2013, 12:49:23 AM
I add to my own workload

Last but a lot of kid movies are included Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 08, 2013, 03:30:35 AM
Even I have a stack of DVD's awaiting watching. It never grows smaller, but it does grow bigger. It's like one of those brick towers childen build, all higgeldy pickeldy and about to collapse.

Last visual feasts Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 08, 2013, 11:16:04 AM
I fear, if I wanted to watch all DVDs I own, it would take more than a year 24/7.
And that would cut into my reading and internet activity.

Last sleep? Who has time for that Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 08, 2013, 04:58:05 PM
The do the same you do to the time you're supposed to be logged on here.

Last :P Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 08, 2013, 05:12:51 PM
That's a thing that's open to parallel processing.

Last but I usually shut down the browser while watching DVDs Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 08, 2013, 06:11:02 PM
My browsers tend to shut themselves down due to overload.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 08, 2013, 06:26:21 PM
With me it occasionally breaks the net connection (that exists independent of the browser)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 08, 2013, 06:33:51 PM
If too much browsing leads to overload how is it that my mother and mother in law can remain in the mall for hours?

Last rule them_all Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 08, 2013, 06:40:40 PM
Native bearers of course

Last a roof is browsing like thunder hall Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 08, 2013, 07:03:33 PM
Last aloof in the Thunderball Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 08, 2013, 07:13:23 PM
rather crashing down in the thunderbird

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 08, 2013, 08:17:20 PM
Last I told you to inspect the brakes Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 08, 2013, 08:29:59 PM
Oh, I thought you said braces.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 08, 2013, 08:35:06 PM
Good to check those too.

Last rubbers Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 08, 2013, 08:50:37 PM
now we are getting boudoiresqe

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 08, 2013, 10:35:47 PM
How is an orthodontist boudoiresque?

Last not very private Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 08, 2013, 10:51:31 PM
Better don't ask ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 09, 2013, 02:48:46 AM
Last in his office?!?!? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 09, 2013, 10:06:55 AM
No NSFW in an open thread ;)

Last dirty imagination is weak in this one Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 09, 2013, 02:19:09 PM
His work would certainly be 'Not Safe'.

Last besides boudoir is supposed to be the highest class of erotica Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 09, 2013, 02:33:38 PM
And there is of course the Philosophy of the Boudoir by a disreputable French nobleman.

Last I mean really disreputable. We are talking French nobility there Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 09, 2013, 07:23:05 PM
Rather a Marquis than a Barron.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 09, 2013, 10:21:32 PM
Well, Byron also was a man of ill repute.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 09, 2013, 10:34:05 PM
You know what they say about strict vegetarians.

Last repute Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 09, 2013, 11:10:22 PM
These days there is usually a reductio ad Hitlerum

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 09, 2013, 11:13:34 PM
What about the rest of us who don't want to conquer the world*?

Last *well, we do, but I'm sure there are better ways Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 09, 2013, 11:27:36 PM
You just get thrown into the same pot.

Last not the controlled plant product Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 09, 2013, 11:36:03 PM
Last Pot smokes pot on the pole Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 09, 2013, 11:57:13 PM
I know nothing about Saloth Sar's drug habits

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 10, 2013, 12:46:14 AM
Habits are always questionable.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 10, 2013, 12:53:32 AM
Well, what else could priests be.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 10, 2013, 03:53:18 AM
If we go by history they frequently are a lot of things.

Last in the top 10 psychopathic professions Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 10, 2013, 09:23:11 AM
What are the other 9?

Last I guess politician and lawyer are included Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 10, 2013, 12:02:55 PM
This is the list:

1. CEO
2. Lawyer
3. Media (Television/Radio)
4. Salesperson
5. Surgeon
6. Journalist
7. Police officer
8. Clergy person
9. Chef
10. Civil servant

Last based on the survey Kevin Dutton made in the UK Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 10, 2013, 12:07:04 PM
Although there are nasty rumours about chefs, I am surprised to find them on the list but not politicians.

Last or are they counted as civil servants? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 10, 2013, 12:51:13 PM
Lawyers & Civil Servants.

Last you wanted it spelled out? ;) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 10, 2013, 01:01:53 PM
That's a case for Venn diagrams

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 10, 2013, 04:39:30 PM
Last Venn in Wien Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 10, 2013, 05:00:43 PM
No Wiener/Weiner jokes please

Last this is an open thread Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 10, 2013, 05:16:38 PM
As if you like them in closed ones.

Last Berliner Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 10, 2013, 05:25:40 PM
I am also not a fan of Wiener Würstchen.

Berliner depends on regional meaning (there are several different food items that carry that name)

Last legs, trousers! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u5Bu9BsMgM) POst
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 10, 2013, 11:12:36 PM
Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man handsome, wealthy and wise. why bother to be a priest.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 10, 2013, 11:16:27 PM
Easier access to the nunnery.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 11, 2013, 04:12:10 AM
They probably prefer silent orders.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 11, 2013, 10:21:04 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on November 11, 2013, 04:12:10 AM
They probably prefer silent orders.
That one reaaally triggered my imagination.

Last :-X Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 11, 2013, 10:45:41 AM
The mystical ejaculations (word chosen deliberately) of some nuns read like pure prawn.
It's quite likely that a rather worldly/bodily experience got sublimated that way.

Last and then there is of course the famous sculpture 'nun having an orgasm' (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecstasy_of_Saint_Teresa) Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 11, 2013, 02:03:31 PM
Last the saints are always in ecstasy Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 11, 2013, 02:52:07 PM
But does dropping ecstasy make one saintly?

Last  sex and rock'n'roll probably don't Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 11, 2013, 04:20:45 PM
Saintly is a very odd concept.

Last Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 11, 2013, 04:26:28 PM
Saints tend to be odd

Last but not Örvar Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 11, 2013, 11:29:22 PM
Saints are rare to the point of questioning their actual existence.

Last the known ones are mostly megalomaniac, psychopathic or both Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 11, 2013, 11:34:17 PM
A good deal got kicked off the list some years ago for not existing in the first place

Last like St.Christopher Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 12, 2013, 12:43:37 AM
Last the question is what actually exists and if it does, if the real function has anything to do with the one described Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 12, 2013, 01:04:12 AM
Oh no, ontology again!

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 12, 2013, 02:25:07 AM
If st chris has been abolished what little statues do we now take on holiday with us?

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Post by: pieces o nine on November 12, 2013, 02:27:34 AM
Last     my parents didn't give up St. Christopher for a long time     Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 12, 2013, 02:33:51 AM
Well, only the papists kicked him out.
I on the other hand have no need anymore to get angry about renaming the (Lutheran) church I live next to 'Christopherus-Kirche'.

Last better for protestants to honor a non-existent but honorable saint than one of the usual digestive rear exits still on the list Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on November 12, 2013, 02:36:53 AM
Last     my parents were/are papists     Post   



:)
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 12, 2013, 02:41:13 AM
On paper papists or for real? ;)

Last I guess in strictly dogmatic ters there is not a single Roman Catholic in the world since all potential ones have committed at least one act* that carries or carried in the past the punishment of excommunication Post

*Most simple example: At times it was heretic to believe in witches, at others not to believe in witches.
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Post by: pieces o nine on November 12, 2013, 02:43:05 AM
Last     daily-massing, rosary-praying, pope-respecting     Post      ;)
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 12, 2013, 02:44:02 AM
Oh, addicts ;)

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Post by: pieces o nine on November 12, 2013, 02:44:55 AM
Last     Yes! :)     Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 12, 2013, 02:50:25 AM
Well, occasionally a pope is actually respectable but my tolerance stops at (RCC) rosaries. Please, good people, choose a better mantra.

Last like the first hundred digits of pi or e Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on November 12, 2013, 04:50:12 AM
In a ritually-recited rosary, the first half of each prayer is intoned by one person, with the rest chiming in on the second half. Five people in my family, five rosary decades, so we each got one to lead during nightly advental and lenten recitations. I have fond memories of my toddler brother praying in a single breath, each syllable going up a note, until 'Jesus' was just a forced-out squeak.
HailMaryFullOfGraceTheLordIsWithTheeBlessedArtThouAmongstWomenAndBlessedIsTheFruitOfThyWombJesus.

Last     we didn't laugh, it would have been a Mortal Sin     post    :)
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 12, 2013, 10:42:21 AM
What? Not in Latin?

Last that must be sinful too Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 12, 2013, 03:11:03 PM
No more Latin, Benedict is out, didn't you hear? ;)

Last Pieces, how are they reacting to Francis then? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 12, 2013, 03:22:08 PM
We were talking about the past

Last francic Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 12, 2013, 06:46:33 PM
The past is a different country and the last train already left.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 12, 2013, 07:05:40 PM
The past is never dead. It's not even past (Faulkner, Requiem for a Nun)

Last most use planes to travel abroad these days not trains Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 12, 2013, 07:25:29 PM
Actually to go to the past you take one of those old trains.

Last but the black smoke isn't charming anymore Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 12, 2013, 07:31:57 PM
But there were smokeless steam locomotives too.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 12, 2013, 10:09:46 PM
What did they use, uranium?

Last atomic train Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 12, 2013, 10:25:56 PM
Caustic soda, actually

Last WW1 era*, no commercial nuclear reactors yet Post

*although the first prototype ran in 1883
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natronlokomotive
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Post by: pieces o nine on November 13, 2013, 01:14:21 AM
Last     is not all soda acidic/caustic?     Post





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Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)Pieces, how are they reacting to Francis then?
I haven't actually axed them, but I'm sure they like him better than his predecessor, too.
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 13, 2013, 01:41:09 AM
Don't ask me where the stupid English trivial name comes from.
Soda (Na2CO3)is actually not caustic in the sense of chemically aggressive but also not neutral. It reacts slightly basic because of the connected equilibrium CO32- + 2 H2O <-> H2CO3 + 2 OH <-> CO2 + H2O
Caustic Soda is NaOH the salt of sodium lye

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 13, 2013, 02:21:33 AM
As a child, in London, trains were steam trains. We used to stand on the bridge and disappear in the cloud as the trains went underneath. They had women only carriages too.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 13, 2013, 10:16:38 AM
At least the latter is under discussion to get reintroduced in some places

Last not for talibanesque reasons, it's about sexual molestation Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 13, 2013, 04:43:14 PM
I know about Tokyo and perhaps other crowded locales.

Last and the reasons would be what I would call pre-talibanic Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 13, 2013, 07:05:50 PM
Well, the Tokyo subway would, in other places, be called sardine cans on wheels.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 13, 2013, 08:07:34 PM
Those cans aren't pressurized.

Last try public transportation in the developing world Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 13, 2013, 08:14:29 PM
They aren't? I thought the better brands put pressured inert gas into the cans to slow the rot even further.

Last but admittedly mustard or tomato sauce are less prevalent in the Tokyo subway (s opposed to some other places) Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 14, 2013, 12:40:54 AM
The pressure is everything but inert.

Last ask the poor ladies riding it Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 14, 2013, 01:11:53 AM
But people pass a lot of inert gas in public transport too.

Last although CO2 is not fully inert, under normal dry conditions it can be considered to be for practical purposes Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 14, 2013, 03:59:42 PM
And whay about dogs?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 14, 2013, 04:01:37 PM
Even if allowed I would say that getting inside one of this transport means with a dog is between impossible and animal cruelty.

Last splattered toy Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 14, 2013, 04:04:08 PM
Easier with cats. They seem to be less fundamentally opposed to transport boxes.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 14, 2013, 05:38:56 PM
Last they can't be crushed in a transport box Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 14, 2013, 09:51:21 PM
I would put a question mark behind that.

Last I don't believe they can take on that much weight before getting crushed Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 15, 2013, 01:12:15 AM
Unless you are feeding an poor animal while in a box without letting him out, assuming that it can grow beyond the box itself.

Last no mystery to his quantum state Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 15, 2013, 01:22:57 AM
But what about a potential gravitational collapse with a resulting anomaly?

Last although it is dogma that a black hole has no hair and is thus unlikely to be cat derived Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 15, 2013, 01:39:37 AM
That would be one helluva big cat.

Last collapsing in the couch Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 15, 2013, 01:50:24 AM
Garfield turned up to eleven in other words.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 15, 2013, 01:34:16 PM
Last eleven what? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 15, 2013, 01:55:44 PM
Spinal taps of course ;)
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UpToEleven

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 15, 2013, 02:25:07 PM
And here I was thinking that The Topper was only a Dilbert character.

Last loud Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 15, 2013, 02:48:57 PM
no, the loud character is Loud Howard
(Dilbert himself btw came from an air force cartoon character (the name not the character as drawn by Adams)

Last But they have met (http://dilbert.com/dyn/str_strip/000000000/00000000/0000000/100000/60000/0000/400/160497/160497.strip.gif) Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 15, 2013, 03:20:39 PM
Last sounds familiar Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 15, 2013, 05:43:57 PM
Oh Dear. I hoped we weren't going to talk about witches.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 15, 2013, 06:57:25 PM
Why should it be impossible to speak about the companions without regard to the mistresses?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 15, 2013, 10:42:59 PM
I dunno. Ask Don Quixote.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 15, 2013, 11:08:01 PM
Well, he is dead, his companion rarely gives interviews and Rosinante and the donkey opened a secret mule farm together (in the border region presumably but thaa's not proven). In other words, little info from that quarter.

Last and their literary agent is still on a rowing tour in the Mediterranean Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 16, 2013, 02:17:10 AM
Feeble excuses now!

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 16, 2013, 02:28:59 AM
Well, if you want to Meet the Feebles instead  :mrgreen:

Last heads down, the hippo has an MG Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 16, 2013, 11:59:14 AM
Last MGs are high maintenance Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 16, 2013, 01:58:43 PM
It's not a Chauchat and they also have spares

Last and the worm rolls a mean barrel Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 16, 2013, 06:13:57 PM
How much does an average barrel hold?

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 16, 2013, 10:35:49 PM
159 liter iirc but I am too lazy to look it up.

I think the weight is of more importance when the barrel is used to roll over people.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 17, 2013, 01:34:52 AM
Or when immersed head down in a butt of sack.

Lastbeset by gale force wind and rain Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 17, 2013, 01:44:17 AM
what about the Malmsey?

Last Ricardian Post

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 17, 2013, 05:43:53 PM
Indeed, sir, you are a slithey tove.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 17, 2013, 06:45:00 PM
Last a slithering dove? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 17, 2013, 06:58:46 PM
Verdaustig war's und glasse Wieben
rotterten gorkicht im Gemank
Gar elump war der Pluckerwank
und die gabben Schweisel frieben

Hab Acht vorm Zipferlak, mein Kind
Sein Maul ist beiß, sein Griff ist bohr
Vorm Fliegelflagel sieh dich vor
dem mampfen Schnatterrind

Last and so forth Post

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 17, 2013, 08:19:53 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 17, 2013, 06:58:46 PM
Griff ist bohr

I am not a bore!

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 17, 2013, 08:23:38 PM
the meaning is more like drill (not the barrack yard type)

Last drilldos are not for amateurs Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 17, 2013, 08:34:01 PM
Last OMG!!!  :o :o :o Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 17, 2013, 08:41:04 PM
Don't know whether HE is an expert there

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 17, 2013, 08:47:01 PM
You'd think so considering the comments of the users.

Last or the faces of the saints Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 17, 2013, 09:21:54 PM
Well, those still able to comment...

Last no guarantee there Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on November 17, 2013, 09:39:55 PM
Last       :-X      Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 17, 2013, 09:47:41 PM
Sewn lips save ships?

Last Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on November 17, 2013, 09:49:34 PM
Last     speak no evil     Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 17, 2013, 09:55:19 PM
Last smite it Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 17, 2013, 10:07:49 PM
Last or #AskJPM Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 17, 2013, 10:09:01 PM
Isn't that a deal with the devil instead?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 18, 2013, 05:12:25 PM
Not that many takers on the deal.

Last lots of snarking though Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 18, 2013, 05:18:29 PM
The horned one can be very persuasive, or so I am told.

Last ebay banned selling souls*, so it doesn't get out of hands Post

*really, no joke
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 18, 2013, 05:24:35 PM
See, there are many takers on the deal for sure, what is a bit harder is to make them publicly on Twitter.

Last less takers than expected Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 18, 2013, 05:29:13 PM
Just waiting for the trend

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 18, 2013, 06:21:17 PM
Besides there are always far less predators than prey.

Last and the prey is being vocal about it Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 18, 2013, 06:43:43 PM
Not necessarily, if the prey reproduction cycle and the lifespan are short enough.

Extreme case:
7 predators that have to eat once a week
1 prey thar produces one offspring per day
Each day one of the predators eats either the prey or the offspring.

In reality there is a scenario with small predators and big prey and a high mortality rate. Most predating under these circumstances is actually scavenging though.

Last and the situation is usually not stable longterm Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 18, 2013, 06:55:40 PM
Let me qualify that, psychopathic predators (like bankers) are always far less than their prey (customers).

Last no social spiders Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 18, 2013, 07:00:07 PM
Or at least, when it gets the other way around, a system collapse has either occurred or is right round the corner.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 18, 2013, 07:40:40 PM
Top heavy societies even at their worst are a minority exploiting a larger portion of the population.

Last not sustainable otherwise Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 18, 2013, 07:54:59 PM
Again, your view is narrowed to large animals, ignoring all the tiny ones that can follow extremly different rules.

Last large numbers of fleas exploit a single dog Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 18, 2013, 08:13:32 PM
What happens to the married ones?

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 18, 2013, 08:30:17 PM
married dogs or married fleas?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 18, 2013, 08:37:19 PM
The large animal I'm concerned about is a bipedal ape.

Last you bring up the interesting issue of the definition of parasitism Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 19, 2013, 09:54:41 AM
Comedones of all mammals unite!

It's difficult to monopedal

Last as opposed to paddle Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 19, 2013, 02:39:16 PM
You can cycle with one pedal but it's a bit uncomfortable.

Last more with an unicycle Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 19, 2013, 02:45:49 PM
I had to do it once when one pedal kept falling off. Uncomfortable indeed.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 19, 2013, 02:58:25 PM
Plus you get a leg ticker than the other one.

Last odd pants Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 19, 2013, 03:02:45 PM
Like a galley slave one should change (in their case ship) sides regularly to avoid that problem.

Last or one needs a flywheel Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 19, 2013, 03:11:18 PM
Biking backwards is a skill.

Last use mirrors Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 19, 2013, 03:59:07 PM
alternative: side saddle riding

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 19, 2013, 04:42:12 PM
While spinning plates in the air.

Last night at the circus Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 19, 2013, 04:45:17 PM
That looks like overkill
Shooting a rifle from the saddle should be enough

Last Why should I shoot a rifle? It has done me no wrong Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 19, 2013, 05:21:48 PM
There are better ways to dispose of a firearm.

Last pliers Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 19, 2013, 05:28:49 PM
applying heat strategically will also do the trick.

Last cooking off Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 19, 2013, 05:45:17 PM
Or if you are vindictive, obstructing the barrel.

Last boom Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 19, 2013, 06:31:00 PM
That would be too much of a risk to oneself without guarantee of success

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 19, 2013, 06:52:43 PM
Last living dangerously Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 19, 2013, 06:55:11 PM
Who said I want to shoot the weapon myself?

Last tampering Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 19, 2013, 07:02:43 PM
Leave that to the beat generation.

A good gun can take it and some even won't fire when the barrel is blocked.

Last muzzle loaders are at an advantage here too Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 19, 2013, 07:27:55 PM
Last the rhythm is gonna get you Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 19, 2013, 07:30:20 PM
Well, I committed so many rhythm violations that this would not come as a surprise

Last Old Man Trouble Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 19, 2013, 09:56:08 PM
Are you committed?

Last and have access to the internet? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 19, 2013, 10:19:19 PM
Would I still have the latter when I was the former? ;)

Last You decide: me or your stupid internet!!!<sob> Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 19, 2013, 10:42:54 PM
Are you committed to your commitment?

Last or those who committed you? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 19, 2013, 10:50:44 PM
I follow the teachings of Wonko the Sane. The asylum is outside these walls.

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 19, 2013, 10:56:24 PM
Sanity?

Last never heard of it Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 19, 2013, 11:11:52 PM
I think it's the love of whipped cream

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 19, 2013, 11:58:15 PM
Last poor cows Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 20, 2013, 12:07:20 AM
It's worse with milkshakes

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 20, 2013, 02:36:58 AM
There aint no sanity clause.  Groucho  Marx

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 20, 2013, 09:47:40 AM
One day Santa went crazy Weird Al Yankovic

Last http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-47DYlMYn3w Post

Edit: something completely different
What does it say about me, that at first reading I took 'rape' as a verb in the headline "Former Miss World helps rape survivors" and asked myslef 'survivors of what? The typhoon in Asia?'
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 20, 2013, 01:18:37 PM
The first time I read it in the same way.

Last perhaps because both of us have a different first language Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 20, 2013, 01:42:09 PM
In a normal sentence there would of course be a 'to' before the verb but in a headline this would often get dropped, I assume.
It reminded me of old German discussions about dropping capitalization. A standard phrase used to demonstrate the problems with that was 'ich habe in moskau liebe genossen' which can be read as either 'I have dear comrades in Moscow' or 'I enjoyed love in Moscow'.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 20, 2013, 03:15:23 PM
Last and do you? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 20, 2013, 03:21:10 PM
I have not yet been to Moscow

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 20, 2013, 05:22:08 PM
The cherry trees will be on the birch, the tea is in the samavar.

Perhaps you are right to be suspicious of miss world, what sort of person would want to be miss world?

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 20, 2013, 08:12:38 PM
If you ask me, I know a lot of girls (by sight) that I'd find far more attractive than the usual 'Miss' candidates. And it's not just because the candidates seem all too often to have pawned their brains to pay the entrance fee (I assume there is one).

Last so why are beauty contests ever targets of zombie attacks? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 21, 2013, 04:46:40 PM
They want their own. Miss Zombie of the Year would stop that.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 21, 2013, 05:05:02 PM
I wonder if it's Miss Zombie or Miss Frankenstein considering all the modified body parts.

Last nip tuck Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 21, 2013, 09:02:59 PM
Zombie hookers are sought after.

For side effects of body modifications in vampires watch 'Lesbian Vampire Killers'.

Last not as bad a movie as it sounds Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 21, 2013, 09:50:11 PM
I fear to ask sought by whom...

Last other zombies? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 21, 2013, 10:00:44 PM
It seems you don't know enough bad movies.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 22, 2013, 01:00:06 AM
Just doesn't know enough zombie hookers.............

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 22, 2013, 01:28:20 AM
What about Zombie Ninja Gangbangers

Last actual movie title Post
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0146369/combined
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 22, 2013, 02:51:38 AM
I don't care about B movies.

Last zombies and sex don't mix Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 22, 2013, 11:41:57 AM
B? rather X to Z

And why should zombies not do what their upperclass cousins of the elongated canines* practice all the time?

Arise, ye lowlife undead masses
That always They will starve of brains
Go smash the tombs of upper classes
That keep short your lawful gains
Wipe the floor now with the sparkling wussies
Take their virgins for your own
Why should they corner all the <censored>
Let's mix the moaning with the groan

|: Hear ye zombies the trumpet
From the graveyard arise
Take from longteeth now the strumpet
She is your rightful prize :|

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*not dachshunds
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 22, 2013, 01:08:50 PM
Sex in vampires is portrayed as optional or means to an end.

Last I'll leave the virginity metaphors to someone else Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 22, 2013, 01:35:04 PM
Is that different in humans?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 22, 2013, 02:07:19 PM
Erm, yes?

Last at least in males Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 22, 2013, 02:49:44 PM
I don't see the difference unless we have very different views of what optional or means-to-an-end mean  ;)

Last Who has sex just for the sex' sake? I assume most do it for the connected pleasure and a few for the offspring. Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 22, 2013, 03:03:45 PM
OK, the point here is that in 98%* of males sex = pleasure, hence the equivalence, therefore having sex for sex sake is a perfectly valid assumption.

Last in females it's a bit more complicated, anorgasmia is far more prevalent, as bad lovers... Post

*I'm being generous there, I can't find statistics for male anhedonia but I suspect the incidence is rarely higher than 1 in 10000.
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 22, 2013, 03:19:37 PM
Still optional and with many alternatives not involving another person :mrgreen:

Last of course there can be...complications (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Doll) Post
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2T3YkiazkM
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 22, 2013, 03:36:26 PM
Last if you bite the doll the fun is over Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 22, 2013, 03:55:25 PM
Ever heard of duct tape?

Btw, I do recommend that movie, it's not smutty.

Last will jerk some tears though Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 22, 2013, 04:02:34 PM
Not yet available in netflix.

Last although it would seem that there is a full version in youtube Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 22, 2013, 04:17:03 PM
There is, and to the advantage of those knowing Spanish.
I find it now quite often that full movies/series get uploaded with Spanish subtitles but not with English ones.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 22, 2013, 04:43:01 PM
Last one more reason to spend the winter in the Iberian peninsula Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 22, 2013, 04:51:14 PM
I prefer to stay home and hope for snow.

Last Norway may be an alternative Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 22, 2013, 05:03:19 PM
In winter?!?!

Last six hours of light or less doesn't sound that appealing to me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 22, 2013, 05:31:29 PM
Not necessarily talking about the Northern parts of the country.
It would not be the first time either.
It's worse in summer when it does not get fully dark. It ruins my sleep. On occasion I have literally nailed blankets over the windows because the curtains were totally insufficient..

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 22, 2013, 05:43:17 PM
Hunting murderers?

Last Insomniac Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 22, 2013, 05:54:54 PM
I am not The Machinist

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 22, 2013, 06:10:18 PM
Last deus ex machina Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 22, 2013, 06:19:01 PM
That was the original Wizard of Oz.

Last a crane used on the classic Greek stage to give the actors playing gods an appropriate entry Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 22, 2013, 07:44:17 PM
Never mind the trapdoor.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 22, 2013, 07:45:23 PM
Well, it's nice to have more than one option.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 22, 2013, 09:22:42 PM
Last are those options real? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 22, 2013, 09:48:21 PM
Crane, trapdoor and actors obviously were even when the characters they played or enabled were not

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 22, 2013, 10:41:20 PM
Let's not bring birds into it.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 22, 2013, 10:56:25 PM
What about camels and monkey wrenches? (the latter are btw known over here as Engländer = Englishmen, the doubleheaded version is a Franzose = Frenchman)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 22, 2013, 11:30:48 PM
That's a real monkey on the lam(b).

Last ask Colbert Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 23, 2013, 12:16:33 AM
Why should I ask the French Minister of Finances under Louis XIV?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 23, 2013, 04:39:25 PM
Never mind the organ grinder.

last post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 23, 2013, 05:06:54 PM
I think they should be pulped and squeezed not grinded, those organs

Last damned homonyms Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 23, 2013, 10:24:26 PM
Is the pulp and squeezed output coloured organ?

Last Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 23, 2013, 10:33:25 PM
No, I think it's John of

Last sinapple Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 24, 2013, 01:26:12 AM
If that's all one lived on one would be a bit gaunt.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 24, 2013, 01:31:06 AM
Still better than the Malmsey barrel

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 24, 2013, 01:53:05 AM
Much better. Especially when drowning sorrows.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 24, 2013, 09:19:25 AM
Or those that give you them.

Last but law disapproves Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 24, 2013, 12:55:41 PM
Why else would bathtubs be that large?

Last but don't use acid on them Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 24, 2013, 03:36:03 PM
I  poured a bit of tea on the keyboard in the evenng and now half the keys don't work despite drying over night upside down. Using virtual keyboard now.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 24, 2013, 04:20:10 PM
Most people don't turn upside down when drying keyboards. But then, most people don't have wet keyboards.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 24, 2013, 04:29:13 PM
Bat and naughty people do. ;)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 24, 2013, 07:59:49 PM
what? Bat's in the belfry? I suppose a bat might  hang upside down but it might equally just flap about a lot.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 24, 2013, 08:27:08 PM
But even in flight the heads tend to point downward. There should be bats in the belfry next door, although I have not yet seen them in there (only outside). It´s a bit too far to the old fort (Spandauer Zitadelle) to catch the evening meal here (I think).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 25, 2013, 06:01:09 AM
Up side down isn't the best solution, vertical should work better, plus try to dry with a hair dryer.

Last or go buy a new one Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 25, 2013, 10:00:00 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 25, 2013, 06:01:09 AM
Up side down isn't the best solution, vertical should work better, plus try to dry with a hair dryer.

Last or go buy a new one Post

Unfortunately it's the laptop not the PC. But I ordered a new USB keyboard anyway.
Not sure that a hairdryer is a safe solution, although that idea came up.

The effects are interesting though. Some keys work, some don't and some result in different characters than usual. E.g. they keys on the right hand of the main block now yield numbers instead of umlaute.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 25, 2013, 03:10:54 PM
What dries is the air flow more than the heat, if you can set the drier in low or no heat it should work.

Last I'd tell you to remove the keys on the laptop but those are a pain to place back in Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 25, 2013, 03:32:26 PM
Indeed. I gave up all attempts to reattach the M long ego.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 25, 2013, 06:28:02 PM
M is for murder.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 25, 2013, 06:33:37 PM
I type, don't dial

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 25, 2013, 06:55:23 PM
Nowadays you can kill with a keystroke.

Last slash and hack Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 25, 2013, 07:13:20 PM
Be happy that mere thought is not yet sufficient for that.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 25, 2013, 08:29:54 PM
I'm sure it doesn't take much to adapt existing tech.

Last and they must be doing it for drones Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 25, 2013, 11:40:50 PM
All attempts until now were significantly slower than pushing buttons.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 26, 2013, 03:57:39 AM
The underlying tech isn't ready for prime time.

Last but it will happen sooner rather than later Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 26, 2013, 04:08:48 AM
In the end, even Dr Who couldn't push the big red button.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 26, 2013, 08:51:14 AM
Consult the Evil Overlord List concerning big red buttons.

Quote#9 I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 26, 2013, 12:57:21 PM
The the Big Red Button is a literal Self Destruct.

Last for how to destruct the device, please read the manual Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 26, 2013, 02:01:10 PM
You misunderstand. Everything else is just an extension of the button while it is the primary thing.

Like in sexually reproducing species the male is just an extension of his naughty bits. In some species the attachment even gets disposed once it has fulfilled its function to carry the important part to the female organ.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 26, 2013, 03:30:15 PM
Last or gets eaten Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 26, 2013, 04:20:44 PM
Or fuses with the lady losing all nonessential parts.

Last anglerfish (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6Ek3h4HTRE) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 26, 2013, 06:28:16 PM
This is taking the meaning of the big red button too far.

Last clean up your act Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 26, 2013, 06:54:04 PM
Blasphemeress! All will bow to the big undefeated red button (BURP)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 26, 2013, 09:48:59 PM
Why else would it be behind a glass?

Last conspicuous Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 26, 2013, 09:55:44 PM
That's one parallel between the BURB and the pope

Last and don't forget looking glass logic Post
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Post by: pieces o nine on November 27, 2013, 03:19:47 AM
Last     mixed message button     Post

(https://cdn1.iconfinder.com/data/icons/super-mono-basic/red/button-play_basic_red.png)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 27, 2013, 03:52:32 AM
All mixed messages are red buttons.

Last not to be pressed Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 27, 2013, 09:24:19 AM
...or presented to a bull

Last Drop that red dress, lady. There is a bull behind you Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 27, 2013, 10:14:54 AM
Last forget the fact that bulls are colorblind... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 27, 2013, 10:30:18 AM
As are squids, so what's the problem?  :mrgreen:

Last 50 shades of gray Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 27, 2013, 11:11:27 AM
I doubt the bull has sexual thoughts in mind while he charges.

Last non metaphoric Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 27, 2013, 11:29:26 AM
Still, if an animal can imitate colour reliably without a sense of colour than another should be able to get angry at it.

Last and a muleta with pink polka dots would just spoil the atmosphere Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 27, 2013, 03:26:24 PM
They look gay enough without the polka dots.

Last too much-o Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 27, 2013, 03:59:03 PM
Well, lots of speculation about the original religious meaning of it all. And where old religion is, fertility worship tends to be not far.

Btw, I juts read today in the papers that colour perception in humans (and thus likely in other mammals too) is to a non-insignificant degree based on conjecture. I.e., we do not necessarily see a colour because it is actually there but our brains may add or change it based on expectation. E.g. we can see, under the right circumstances, a picture of a banana as yellow even when it is just a b/w image. Neuroimaging shows that part of the colour info is not handled at the level of perception but in certain processing steps behind it and that the pattern in the former can be virtually identical for the b/w and the colour image of the same (known) object.
The researchers speculate (and clearly mark it as yet mere speculation) that this was an important evolutionary development that gave our distant ancestors a clear advantage

Last fake reality perception helping us to survive, strange thought Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 29, 2013, 10:33:20 PM
Fake reality is an advantage because it is real in a good percentage of cases.

Last commonly called a prediction Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 29, 2013, 10:56:24 PM
aSaimulatiaon and modelas rule

aaaa
Anad my keyboardas has gone ahighwire awith a constaant fiarae of a'a'a

How the aHeaalla can aI switcha the internal keaaboard off awhile I use the aUSB onea?aaa

Lasat Postaa
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 30, 2013, 12:17:48 AM
Last time to board those keys Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 30, 2013, 02:33:49 AM
Mount tiny razor blades on top of the keys. You'll learn fast.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 30, 2013, 06:43:11 AM
Last or diabetic tester lancets Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 30, 2013, 07:13:23 AM
It's not me pressing the 'a' key. And no tea hit that region of the keyboard either.

Last now I am typing at a different computer but that can be only a temporary solution Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 30, 2013, 06:18:15 PM
Try pouring coffee into the keyboard?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 01, 2013, 06:04:16 AM
I seriously thought about some distilled water in case that the dried tea caused some permanent shortcuts (Berlin's water is among the hardest there is)

Last last resort, not taken easily Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 01, 2013, 11:33:36 PM
Last drinking from a hard place Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 02, 2013, 05:05:08 AM
We export the stuff even to East Asia

Last for endurance tests of washing machines, steam irons etc. Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 02, 2013, 07:55:28 PM
Last very concerned Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 03, 2013, 03:13:59 AM
Use a straw through the vents to suck the tea out.

(if the tea has dried pour some boiling water into the keyboard)

Last PC repair shop Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 03, 2013, 03:28:43 AM
Last use the straw but don't drink from it! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 03, 2013, 04:55:01 AM
The local shop seems to have shut down without me noticing

Last must seek alternative Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 03, 2013, 04:03:32 PM
How much for the fix?

Last Berlin prices Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 03, 2013, 04:15:18 PM
Honestly, no idea.
The last defect was within the guarantee.
This one would not be in any case

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 03, 2013, 05:13:44 PM
They don't gurantee tea spills? But that's the commonest issue. Shoot them.

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 03, 2013, 05:35:58 PM
They would likely accept the wretched things for repair but they would charge me for it.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 03, 2013, 05:47:04 PM
And steal all your data ;)

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someone should invent absorbent keyboards. they'd make a million.
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 03, 2013, 05:52:41 PM
I assume watertight ones already exist.

Last why going without while diving? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 04, 2013, 01:04:24 PM
Last for high pressures you fill them with non-conductive oil Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 04, 2013, 05:44:03 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on December 03, 2013, 05:52:41 PM
I assume watertight ones already exist.

But an absorbent one could be fed. Like, you'd have a pet to keep you company.

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 05, 2013, 04:49:32 AM
But what when the capacity has been exhausted?

Last wring it out? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 05, 2013, 03:32:43 PM
Use large capacity capacitors.

Last spark Post
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Post by: ivor on December 06, 2013, 01:16:45 AM
Last frozen post!
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Post by: pieces o nine on December 06, 2013, 01:20:36 AM
Last   WE'RE FROZEN TOO   Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 06, 2013, 02:45:50 AM
Last in space you freeze solid Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 06, 2013, 04:35:49 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 06, 2013, 02:45:50 AM
Last in space you freeze solid Post

Highly dependent on location

Last it's possible to get frozen on one side and roasted on the other Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 06, 2013, 06:05:55 PM
Last like a rare steak in a bad restaurant? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 06, 2013, 08:06:37 PM
mmmmm. steak!

Last mouth watering Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 06, 2013, 08:08:11 PM
Last mooo! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 07, 2013, 06:14:10 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 06, 2013, 06:05:55 PM
Last like a rare steak in a bad restaurant? Post

Last Indeed! Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 07, 2013, 08:17:06 AM
Last that's not my cow Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 07, 2013, 08:27:14 AM
It goes 'Millenium hands and shrimps'
It's Foul Ol' Ron

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 07, 2013, 06:39:18 PM
Last foul fowl? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 07, 2013, 09:07:51 PM
I ordered a lump of turkey for the 25th. what foul deed is this?

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 08, 2013, 05:16:49 AM
Never liked the taste of that bird.

Last gimme duck Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 08, 2013, 10:06:20 AM
I got Duck too. You think I'm a skinflint?

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 08, 2013, 10:11:55 AM
To the contrary, most stick to the more expensive geese at this time of the year

Last still getting punished for betraying St.Martin. Poor birds Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 08, 2013, 09:09:12 PM
Last duck... duck! Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 08, 2013, 10:07:07 PM
Waiter, waiter, there's a duck in my soup.

Last not quite a literary quote Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 09, 2013, 05:15:44 AM
Indeed, Mrs. Firefly

Last How's Rufus T.? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 09, 2013, 03:32:34 PM
The name of the ship before Serenity?

Last Mal will be upset Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 10, 2013, 06:06:59 AM
Nope that was an allusion to the prime minister of Freedonia

Last pop goes the weasel Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 10, 2013, 03:31:12 PM
Last that soup had very few ducks Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 11, 2013, 05:21:23 AM
It was in a bucket. Most soups don't even hold one full duck.

Last no cover Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 11, 2013, 06:08:02 PM
Insurance policies are notorious for not covering ducks or soup.

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 12, 2013, 03:43:48 AM
Insurance companies are notorious for not paying squat.

Last you have to see them trying Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 12, 2013, 05:17:15 AM
You pay and they en/insure you that you will never see the money again

Last another pun that works better in German Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 12, 2013, 05:27:09 PM
Money makes the vorld go around.

Last deliberate mis-spelling Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 12, 2013, 07:02:04 PM
Last the Vogons will be upset Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 13, 2013, 01:01:48 AM
So wiill the cabaret.

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 13, 2013, 05:28:19 AM
Never confuse cabaret and Kabarett

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 15, 2013, 12:41:24 AM
I imagine Kabarett performers were shortlived once the Weimar Republik was over.

Last lead poisoning Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 15, 2013, 01:38:52 AM
You can lead poisoning to water but you can't make it drinkable.

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 15, 2013, 05:23:43 AM
The nazis tried their own version.

[youtube=425,350]N1cSHyk1yb8[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1cSHyk1yb8

Last the guy does not just look creepy, what he says is even more so Post

And now for something completely different: Sarah Palin on a coin
http://wonkette.com/536444/help-us-feel-all-grifty-this-christmas-with-this-gorgeous-sarah-palin-gold-coin
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 16, 2013, 06:22:26 PM
Do we want to know what he is saying?

Last scary Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 16, 2013, 07:24:26 PM
I guess not. Possibly we don't want to know whatever anyone is saying.

Last silent retreat Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 16, 2013, 09:51:57 PM
Let's put it this way, he starts with using musical puns relating to German idioms for dissent, then says those who do will be put into a 'concert camp' and then adds mor musical puns relating to German idioms for mistreatment (like 'teaching someone to play the flute' which means to abuse someone until he changes his behaviour).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 17, 2013, 12:25:56 PM
Last an evil sense of humor Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 17, 2013, 12:51:37 PM
slime is a humor too

Last humoral pathology Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 17, 2013, 04:36:39 PM
Last Slime is Alive! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 17, 2013, 04:55:23 PM
That's were we all come from

Last but a few stay primordial Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 17, 2013, 05:19:07 PM
Last primal scream Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 17, 2013, 05:27:15 PM
After 9 months with your head under water, you'd scream too

Last and probably did Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 18, 2013, 01:01:12 AM
I'm sure I used my gills.

Last Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 18, 2013, 06:47:05 AM
But those get deactivated before the exit.

Last and you get pressed through a narrow tube Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 18, 2013, 04:14:42 PM
I am the toothbrush; I am the toothbrush: I am the walrus.

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 18, 2013, 04:32:20 PM
Last Ringo is still around Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 18, 2013, 04:53:38 PM
So is Paul. I have requested his latest album for Christmas.

Last  Post.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 18, 2013, 07:26:46 PM
Last surely he'll oblige Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 18, 2013, 08:23:58 PM
It depends if he already bought something else.

Compared to the expense of purchasing the gift he requested, he has a cheap deal.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 18, 2013, 09:17:05 PM
Last isn't he a cheapie? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 19, 2013, 03:22:07 AM
Actually he often gets me quite expensive pressies, but then my idea of Xmas gifts is £5 and under......... there are far too many to buy. So I am the cheapie. (actually I often break my own rule).

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 19, 2013, 05:31:55 AM
I rarely know exactly what people like and would want for a present.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 19, 2013, 03:42:55 PM
Of course, I always know what people desire. This year it is buiscuits. Ok, unless one has to post them.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 19, 2013, 05:44:39 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on December 19, 2013, 05:31:55 AM
I rarely know exactly what people like and would want for a present.

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I'd say that one in ten have a clue.

Last not counting on those that know what they want and get it before anyone else can Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 19, 2013, 08:40:45 PM
I've received a package from Australia, which I haven't opened. Obviously I've squeezed it and felt all around, and found it is a round flattish shape. I am betting it is an aborigine face mask for me to wear when Skyping my grandaughter in Sydnney. :)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 19, 2013, 10:12:17 PM
That sounds really cool!

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 20, 2013, 05:43:16 AM
All my masks are merely metaphorical

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 20, 2013, 03:20:31 PM
I have changed my mind. I think it might be a round iPad.

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 21, 2013, 05:19:45 AM
Well, the edges are rounded

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 21, 2013, 04:50:33 PM
Black and white squares and stripes are currently fashionable.

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 22, 2013, 06:01:48 AM
Combined or separate? ;)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 22, 2013, 11:08:10 AM
Any which way.

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 22, 2013, 11:12:07 AM
If I was the norm, the fashion industry would go bankrupt swiftly

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 23, 2013, 02:37:50 AM
But are you actively anti-fashion? Would you go on a street protest?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 23, 2013, 04:13:32 AM
High fashion doesn't market to the likes of us.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 23, 2013, 04:33:35 AM
I suppose they market to the dislikes of us then.

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 23, 2013, 05:58:48 AM
That can be a valid marketing strategy. 'That's what THEY do not want you to wear; cause they're square; Do YOU dare?'

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 23, 2013, 03:58:19 PM
Remember the business cards in American Psycho?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 23, 2013, 04:52:36 PM
Did you know that strictly speaking Norman Bates was not a psychopath but merely had a personality disorder?

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 23, 2013, 05:34:34 PM
Not well versed enough in pshrink lingo to give an informed opinion on that

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 23, 2013, 05:57:39 PM
Norman Bates isn't Patrick Bateman.

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 23, 2013, 06:01:21 PM
But both could be Norman bait

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 23, 2013, 08:22:25 PM
It was on a documentary so it must be true.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 23, 2013, 08:36:03 PM
Last perhaps its a Final Fantasy Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 24, 2013, 02:06:03 AM
WoW!! Turing has been given a Royal Pardon. Why the heck did they take so long. Poor guy.

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 24, 2013, 05:57:44 AM
I assume you mean Alan Turing not Turin Turambar  ;)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 24, 2013, 06:26:36 PM
um, yes, brain fog.

the new Doctor appears tomorrow, but as it is recorded already does he in fact already exist?

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 25, 2013, 06:21:25 AM
OK, avoiding the unavoidable lame pun

Instead

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 25, 2013, 09:53:14 PM
That's beyond me. I am suffering the after effects of too much Christmas dinner.

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ps. haven't watched the Doctor yet. No spoilers.
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 26, 2013, 06:22:03 AM
How did you get up and down the stairs to and from said dinner?

Last sequence of prepositions flawed Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 26, 2013, 05:11:49 PM
No stairs inside my flat, which is where the dinner happened.

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 27, 2013, 06:17:04 AM
I almost thought your relatives carried you up and down (assuming it was at a restaurant)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 27, 2013, 05:22:27 PM
Now I see. Today's  was in a restaurant (relatives), 25th was at home (friend not relative), and although the lift has now missed 2 services because no  one will listen to me, it still goes up and down.

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 28, 2013, 06:24:12 AM
Wait until they install Vertical People Transporters by the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 28, 2013, 06:44:51 PM
I'd rather not wait.

I am feeling very irritable today.

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 29, 2013, 06:43:34 AM
Well, it would be worse with VPTs by SCC

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 29, 2013, 05:41:08 PM
Nothing could be worse than the Spanish Inquisition

:inquisition:

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 30, 2013, 06:49:31 AM
I fear that is not true anymore.
And ironically the Spanish Inquisition did not only not participate in the European witch craze but actively suppressed it in its territories after checking that the 'evidence' was completely bogus.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 30, 2013, 03:04:37 PM
There is no such thing as absolute truth.

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 31, 2013, 07:12:01 AM
One can't get it absolute because it forms an azeotrope (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azeotrope)

Last even under pressure it will not really come out pure, cf. torture Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 06, 2014, 04:00:16 PM
What a tortured phrase.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 07, 2014, 07:05:25 AM
There is a tortoise factor in solid catalysts

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 07, 2014, 04:49:59 PM
Does it go where the hare can't?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 07, 2014, 05:39:49 PM
Hare today, gone tomorrow.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 07, 2014, 06:12:29 PM
Gone where, gone how?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 07, 2014, 07:01:29 PM
 :giveadamn:

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 07, 2014, 07:46:54 PM
Last damn if you do... Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 08, 2014, 04:22:30 AM
Actually damns is what we need to stop the floods.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 08, 2014, 06:57:35 AM
Leave it to Beaver

Last . (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leave_It_to_Beaver) Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 08, 2014, 04:24:04 PM
I believe the Dutch use a dam with a kind of sea grass or some other plant, so beavers can help.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 08, 2014, 05:35:43 PM
Save a tree; eat a beaver.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 08, 2014, 08:51:43 PM
What do you have against beavers?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 08, 2014, 09:28:22 PM
I rather like architects. Beavers spread TB.

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Post by: Opsa on January 08, 2014, 09:41:31 PM
Turner Broadcasting?!?

Last Ted Turner's mustache was once a beaver Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 09, 2014, 02:50:48 AM
I'm beginning to fear this direction.

Last dangerous metaphors ahead Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 09, 2014, 06:29:30 AM
It may even lead to Donald Trump's hair  :o

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 09, 2014, 03:18:16 PM
Last  :brainbleech: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 10, 2014, 06:45:10 AM
And then there're of course Rod Blagojevich and his hair

Last can't find the video of the latter attacking/eating up the former's critics Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 13, 2014, 05:15:12 PM
Pity Chris Christie wasn't dumb enough to get caught on tape ordering misdeeds.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 13, 2014, 05:30:34 PM
Last Lord of Misdeeds Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 14, 2014, 06:14:36 AM
Mandatory 24 hr headcams for all pols!
Recordings stored in a (non-public) database for ten years, so they can be used in any criminal proceedings.

Last and hacked for sex scandals or embarassing images from their love life Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 15, 2014, 02:13:53 PM
Last "...don't look down, don't look down... " Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 15, 2014, 04:30:57 PM
Brevity brings its own rewards.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 15, 2014, 04:38:47 PM
...depending on context...

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 15, 2014, 07:42:43 PM
Which brings a new meaning to Long John Silver, doesn't it?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 15, 2014, 08:26:36 PM
My brain does not work like that.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 15, 2014, 08:40:59 PM
The perversion is weak in this one

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 16, 2014, 12:28:41 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on January 15, 2014, 08:26:36 PM
My brain does not work like that.

Actually, there's an error of logic in that reply.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 16, 2014, 06:26:43 AM
Does that not depend on to whose mind it brings longjohns?  ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 16, 2014, 05:14:13 PM
Last aren't longjohns the same as fags? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 16, 2014, 07:35:43 PM
Fags? I don't know - I stopped smoking.

Last bad jokes after sex Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 16, 2014, 07:36:56 PM
The former you wear the latter you smoke*

Last or something is wrong Post

*that includes the British public school meaning of the word ;)
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 16, 2014, 08:40:03 PM
All for smoking out the culprits.

Last  all for one and one for all Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 17, 2014, 06:20:21 AM
I wonder, was there any mention of tobacco in the three musketeers?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 17, 2014, 06:28:38 AM
Should find out soon. New drama starts on TV this week. Previews look suitably buckling of the swash.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 17, 2014, 06:48:27 AM
Given how far TV/film adaptations of the Dumas books tend to deviate that would not be a proof ;)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 17, 2014, 05:12:13 PM
Depends on level of proof required.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 17, 2014, 06:19:37 PM
Hearsay (or seesay in this case)?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 18, 2014, 01:51:47 AM
Charred deposits?

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Post by: Aggie on January 18, 2014, 02:58:31 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on January 14, 2014, 06:14:36 AM
Mandatory 24 hr headcams for all pols!
Recordings stored in a (non-public) database for ten years, so they can be used in any criminal proceedings.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 18, 2014, 06:58:26 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on January 18, 2014, 01:51:47 AM
Charred deposits?

No, that one is for dragons

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Post by: Opsa on January 18, 2014, 02:47:43 PM
Quote from: Aggie on January 18, 2014, 02:58:31 AM
Google Glass is on it... we'll all be perma-cam'd soon enough

Not if my tin foil hat has anything to say about it!

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 18, 2014, 05:58:05 PM
Arrr. There be dragons.

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Post by: Opsa on January 18, 2014, 07:20:07 PM
"Yes, those are dragons all right," said Pooh.
"As soon as I saw their beaks I knew.
That's what they are," said Pooh, said he.
"That's what they are," said Pooh.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 19, 2014, 06:52:18 AM
Beat 'em over da head wid de North Pole!

Last snap dragon Post
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Post by: Opsa on January 19, 2014, 04:04:21 PM
Oh, snap!

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 20, 2014, 06:17:22 AM
One alligator burger, and make it snappy!

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 20, 2014, 07:03:44 PM
Last taste like chicken Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 20, 2014, 07:08:54 PM
Don't know, never tried it.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 20, 2014, 07:24:16 PM
Apparently most species' meat that we don't eat tastes like chicken.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 20, 2014, 07:32:25 PM
Or most of the chicken we eat is actually something else

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*ask the Chinese. They have a problem with fox tainted donkey meat at the moment
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 21, 2014, 01:37:48 AM
The fox tastes with its tongue. Dah Daah!

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 21, 2014, 07:25:11 AM
Don't forget the nose

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 21, 2014, 02:51:04 PM
Spiders should taste similar to grasshoppers or ants.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 21, 2014, 02:53:57 PM
Spiders as hairy lobsters?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 21, 2014, 07:48:35 PM
Next time you see a live lobster check it out for hair.

Last more than you think Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 21, 2014, 08:50:00 PM
Did you know lobsters can be blue?

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 21, 2014, 09:48:54 PM
Yes, and their blood always is.

Last that of spiders too Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 22, 2014, 01:24:56 AM
Don't tell the squidlings.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 22, 2014, 07:43:40 AM
Why not. Will they love their pet tarantulas or lobsters less for it?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 22, 2014, 04:16:16 PM
They may insist on blood transfusions.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 22, 2014, 06:52:58 PM
In what direction?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 22, 2014, 07:28:51 PM
To the Zombie Vampires naturally.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 22, 2014, 07:30:06 PM
And what about the Zombie Ninja Gangbangers?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 22, 2014, 10:55:12 PM
No doubt, those too.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 23, 2014, 12:18:49 AM
Indeed. Just let them have one of the most ridiculous movie titles ever devised.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 23, 2014, 01:15:49 AM
Do not mention Lesbians.

Last no gender issues here Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 23, 2014, 08:57:34 AM
Vegetarierinnen zur Fleischeslust gezwungen

Last German titles are in a category of their own Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 23, 2014, 03:22:12 PM
Last stuff for veggie lovers? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 23, 2014, 03:35:16 PM
Rather the opposite, I presume.
Carrottal, carnal, what's the difference?

Sheriff of Nottingham: "What? Tie him to a stake?"
Bluebottle: "No, don't tie me to a stake... I'm a vegetarian!"
Prince John: "Then tie him to a stick of celery."

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 23, 2014, 04:20:45 PM
Last roasted witches aren't kosher Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 23, 2014, 04:26:53 PM
Neither are Zombie Vampires.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 23, 2014, 04:54:42 PM
vampires are just zombies with attitude

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 23, 2014, 04:55:48 PM
...and apparently less decomposition.

Last not talking about glitter Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 23, 2014, 04:57:28 PM
pre-Hollywood vampires were quite rotten literally.

Last and then look at Chinese vampires Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 23, 2014, 05:04:33 PM
Both Lucy and Mina fall for his charms.

Last and fangs later on Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 23, 2014, 05:11:46 PM
The real thing would not have been proper for the delicate British audience at the time.

Last outwardly rotten peasants are a non-no. Inwardly rotten aristocrats on the other hand... Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 23, 2014, 05:17:58 PM
Last :pillar:  Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 23, 2014, 05:29:33 PM
Don't get senticandle  ;) :weep:

Last :squidmusicLT: :squid_musicRT: :squidmusicLT: :pope: :squidmusicLT: :squid_musicRT: :squidmusicLT: Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 23, 2014, 06:40:33 PM
Last better candle than mental Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 23, 2014, 07:06:44 PM
 :pillar: :frantic: :pillar:

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 23, 2014, 08:38:27 PM
Last :rain: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 23, 2014, 11:20:49 PM
Last nuff said for today Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 24, 2014, 01:44:50 AM
Last agree Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 24, 2014, 01:46:14 AM
Last so let us keep respectful silence til morning Post
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Post by: roystonoboogie on January 24, 2014, 10:39:50 PM
Agreed. Right after I take this last post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 24, 2014, 10:48:07 PM
Sorry, it got plombed and disabled to prevent abuse from anyone else

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 25, 2014, 12:59:07 AM
I guess you found a way to actually hold on to the Last jolly bad form Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 25, 2014, 07:41:06 AM
With good form I would not be who I am.

Last sorry again Post
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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 25, 2014, 04:00:30 PM
But what about the form of the good?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 25, 2014, 06:50:05 PM
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: "I drink, therefore I am"

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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 25, 2014, 08:07:14 PM
Meanwhile, Kant just had a thing for oranges. Guess that'd be harder to put into a limerick...

Last Seriously, dude was nuts...for fruit? Post
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Post by: Opsa on January 25, 2014, 08:27:39 PM
Door hinges...
Boar fringes...
uhhhhh...

Last stupid bloody fruitarians, anyway! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 26, 2014, 07:37:10 AM
Redaing Kant can drive you nuts, although Heidegger would be a much quicker way.

Last Immanuel Kant was a real pissant. Who was very rarely stable. Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar. Who could think you under the table Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 26, 2014, 07:43:00 AM
If one had a table.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 26, 2014, 08:03:50 AM
Let's table that motion

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 26, 2014, 02:49:29 PM
Not much motion where I am sitting.

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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on January 26, 2014, 04:32:20 PM
Or quite a bit, depending on one's perspective.

Last If you're not moving... you're at 0 Kelvin Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 26, 2014, 04:43:51 PM
Some would prefer a world with 0 Kevins

Last no Kevinism or Chantalism anymore Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 26, 2014, 05:45:18 PM
0 Tracy's too, and no Cortina's.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 26, 2014, 05:55:20 PM
More concertinas (without wires) and no tracers please

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Post by: roystonoboogie on January 26, 2014, 09:49:23 PM
I don't know dick about Tracey, but I know a last post when I see one.
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 27, 2014, 02:20:48 AM
I see no Last Posts
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 27, 2014, 07:43:45 AM
There can always be only one Last Post

Last like the Phoenix Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 27, 2014, 06:36:19 PM
Last is that the LastPostLander? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 27, 2014, 06:42:54 PM
Spare me such outlandish questions.

It distracts from my Last Post

And not just mine
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 27, 2014, 06:49:27 PM
Last outlandish as opposed to inlandish? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 27, 2014, 06:56:28 PM
Depends on the definition of ish

Last is it just a defective ghoti? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 27, 2014, 07:09:11 PM
Last the Goths will be disappointed Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 27, 2014, 07:35:40 PM
Austro or Visi?

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 27, 2014, 08:56:59 PM
Last the ones wearing black eyeliner ;) Post
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Post by: roystonoboogie on January 27, 2014, 09:15:37 PM
Last my favourite! post.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 27, 2014, 09:21:19 PM
Last tasty Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 27, 2014, 09:27:08 PM
Last tasticles? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 27, 2014, 09:29:32 PM
Some consider them a delicacy, others an aphrodisiac.

Last but I wouldn't consider them tasty Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 27, 2014, 09:30:19 PM
I think you are confusing something

Last Futurama Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 27, 2014, 09:47:34 PM
I don't know of any sentient things.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 27, 2014, 09:48:45 PM
Overrated anyway

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 27, 2014, 10:03:15 PM
Last if I were an amoeba... Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 28, 2014, 02:22:18 AM
Last and you were a virus Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 28, 2014, 07:46:21 AM
virus literally means slime. Nice compliment  ;)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 28, 2014, 04:05:46 PM
Ok then,

If I were a carpenter
and you were a lady,
Would you marry me anyway?
Would you have my baby?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 28, 2014, 08:16:51 PM
I imagine having a carpenter as a husband can be useful.

Last cribs, shelves, general furniture... Post
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Post by: Opsa on January 28, 2014, 08:35:55 PM
Well, be fair, having a lady for a spouse might be useful, too.

Last whatnot Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 28, 2014, 08:44:08 PM
A lady in the nobiliary sense?

Last old fashion Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 28, 2014, 09:55:37 PM
Actually, of course, two men can marry each other now. Do they  both need to be carpenters?

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Post by: Opsa on January 28, 2014, 10:02:51 PM
Only if one accepts the other one's last name, and the other one's last name is Carpenter.

Last in-name-only Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 28, 2014, 10:36:41 PM
Not to be confused with the Carpenter effect.

Last but no carp entries please Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 28, 2014, 11:17:21 PM
Last bull entries instead? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 28, 2014, 11:35:09 PM
The bull gets entered through the eye

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 29, 2014, 12:57:41 AM
Let's all have a game of darts.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 29, 2014, 01:05:13 AM
I am a darts evader

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 29, 2014, 02:19:20 AM
Is that the same as darth vader?

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 29, 2014, 08:22:29 AM
I usually only wear black on Sundays (and 10th February)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 29, 2014, 04:54:09 PM
So you are a semi !

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 29, 2014, 04:59:17 PM
I lack the cap for a Sami

Last despite FSM shamanship Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 29, 2014, 08:16:35 PM
Clearly the cap didn't fit. Epilepsy in hats is over-rated.

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Post by: roystonoboogie on January 29, 2014, 09:44:56 PM
Last I avoid the whole embarrassing issue by sticking with my trusty tinfoil hat Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 30, 2014, 07:12:39 AM
But that is almost as strong a lightning attractor as pizza!

Last Snoopy Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 30, 2014, 05:41:20 PM
You won't catch me with a lightening rod.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 30, 2014, 06:19:03 PM
I thought your opinions were.

Last ;) :P Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 30, 2014, 07:36:03 PM
I shan't answer that.

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Post by: Opsa on January 30, 2014, 10:03:55 PM
Wait-  pizza is a lightning attractor?

Last Then I should have been hit by lightning several times by now Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 30, 2014, 10:55:02 PM
Concerning pizzas as lighning attractors: I can't find that old Peanuts cartoon on the net (esp. since I do not even know from what year it is).

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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 31, 2014, 04:55:48 AM
Perhaps it was Cashew Nuts.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 31, 2014, 07:19:31 AM
bolts and nuts belong together

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Post by: Opsa on January 31, 2014, 04:01:46 PM
In that case I should have been hit by lightning several times by now.

Last I seem to be repeating myself Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 31, 2014, 04:08:37 PM
So long it isn't a wish...

Last shocking Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 31, 2014, 04:15:43 PM
Let your local Frankenstein monster walk near you.

Last But be careful that its shoes are metal and yours have rubber soles Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 31, 2014, 05:09:04 PM
For all we know it may just recharge him.

Last it's alive! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 31, 2014, 05:21:26 PM
I assume a walking monster is at least partially charged

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 31, 2014, 05:40:12 PM
Last it's a monster, not a bunny Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 31, 2014, 06:43:03 PM
It's certainly not a walk in the park.

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 31, 2014, 06:49:15 PM
Hey, the last walk in the park I did wasn't that easy.

Last the snow storm came without warning Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 01, 2014, 01:27:40 AM
What do you expect? Snow rods?

Last messages from beyond Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 01, 2014, 05:17:34 AM
The snow certainly felt like rods against my face.

Last not particularly pleasant Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 01, 2014, 07:10:41 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 31, 2014, 05:40:12 PM
Last it's a monster, not a bunny Post

What would the Frankenstein monster's fate be in the Cave of Cairbannog?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 01, 2014, 06:48:30 PM
Having to eat Pot Noodles?

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 02, 2014, 06:44:15 AM
I do not get that one

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 02, 2014, 03:41:36 PM
It's known as a non-sequitor. Ideal for the

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 02, 2014, 04:35:48 PM
A nonsense quitter? Totally inappropriate here.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 03, 2014, 02:07:23 AM
The bunny may eat a limb.

Last and Frankie would replace it soon enough Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 03, 2014, 03:17:17 AM
I wouldn't go out on a limb for that.

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 03, 2014, 07:07:29 AM
But maybe a limpet

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Post by: roystonoboogie on February 03, 2014, 07:29:28 AM
The limpet is mine.

So is the last post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 03, 2014, 07:38:28 AM
But the pommes grenades belong to me

Last the Irish know what explosive a topic potatoes can be Post
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Post by: Opsa on February 03, 2014, 04:09:22 PM
Especially when you put the potatoes in a microwave without puncturing the skin first.

Last Blasted potatoes!Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 03, 2014, 04:21:40 PM
Gold or earth ones have little to do with apples.

Last pomme d'or et pomme de terre Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 03, 2014, 04:55:32 PM
That's like splitting hairs with Newton.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 03, 2014, 05:09:28 PM
Would his ideas be different if instead of an apple he had a potato or a tomato on his head?

Last punishing Post
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Post by: roystonoboogie on February 03, 2014, 05:51:39 PM
You say potato, I say potato,
You say tomato, I say tomato,
But only I say last post.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 03, 2014, 06:53:41 PM
Vous di patate je di pomme de terre.
vous di tomate je di pomme d'or.

Last tartufoli e pomodoro Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 03, 2014, 09:40:16 PM
Last sur le pons d'Avignon Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 04, 2014, 06:48:03 AM
At least it's not sur le ponce ;)

Last tasteless Post
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Post by: roystonoboogie on February 04, 2014, 12:35:15 PM
If my knowledge of brain anatomy is still correct, les Superior Cerebral Peduncles are sur le Pons. Last post.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 04, 2014, 05:48:26 PM
Last what deduction can we stem from that Post?
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 04, 2014, 06:58:22 PM
We can discern that Roy thinks he has a brain.

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 04, 2014, 07:40:40 PM
He thinks therefore he thinks he is?

Last what do you think? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 04, 2014, 08:48:32 PM
I thought all thought arose from a vacuum

Last the horror came later Post
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Post by: roystonoboogie on February 04, 2014, 09:14:40 PM
I could while away the hours,
Conferring with the flowers,
Consulting with the rain,
And my head I'd be scratching,
As my thoughts were busy hatching,
If I only had a last post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 04, 2014, 09:19:05 PM
Not in the mood for English ryhming at the moment.

I already did 7 German stanzas today

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 04, 2014, 09:26:50 PM
En frente de un gran caimán
Se encuentra un hombre alemán
que con su típico ademán
nos recuerda que supermán
navega en catamarán
como eL asta en el Poste
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 05, 2014, 05:53:27 AM
Not even enough creativity left for a limerick.

Just enough power to seize the Last Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 05, 2014, 04:09:43 PM
No energy at all.

L....t P...t
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 05, 2014, 06:35:46 PM
Just hang a wind turbine from your window.

Last power up Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 05, 2014, 09:06:29 PM
Window? I don't have a window in my little prison.

Last Post
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Post by: roystonoboogie on February 05, 2014, 09:56:31 PM
No windows? Mac or Linux? Last post.
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 06, 2014, 01:11:59 AM
Hasta La Vista (http://hastalavistavista.com/2007/10/13/the-meaning-of-hasta-la-vista/)

Last TerminatorPost
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 06, 2014, 05:17:12 AM
Hasta (Latin) = lance
Hasta la vista = poke out an eye

Last Post
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Post by: roystonoboogie on February 06, 2014, 09:08:07 AM
Rasta la Vista
-noun
Operating system that smokes a lot of dope and does not really care for your documents and spreadsheets; much prefers Bob Marley.

Last post.
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Post by: Bruder Cuzzen on February 06, 2014, 09:57:23 AM
Still having problems sleeping so i am reading the Last Post .
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 06, 2014, 01:06:04 PM
I have to get up early these days to get tickets for the Berlin film festival (Berlinale)

Just enough time to take the

Last Post
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Post by: Opsa on February 06, 2014, 04:00:13 PM
Hunkering down for more winter weather.

last The Hunker Games Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 06, 2014, 04:10:38 PM
Have you made more frozen hands?

Last me, me! Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 06, 2014, 07:35:02 PM
Puccini would be proud of you.

Last operatic Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 06, 2014, 08:01:49 PM
I'm not so sure, I don't do his arias justice.

Last and someone may want to apply justice to me if I sing them Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 07, 2014, 12:48:39 AM
Justice is an outdated concept.

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 07, 2014, 06:19:28 AM
If you are poor it is just ice

Last Post
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Post by: roystonoboogie on February 07, 2014, 07:01:07 AM
In a single malt? Blasphemy!

Last whisky purist post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 07, 2014, 07:08:53 AM
Is there a prejudice against married malt?

Last Post
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Post by: roystonoboogie on February 07, 2014, 12:41:56 PM
I prefer it when they're living in sin.

Last sinful drinking post.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 07, 2014, 03:56:33 PM
Last gay malt? Post
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Post by: Opsa on February 07, 2014, 05:54:53 PM
Toujours Gai! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCHhaG0ZHdM)

Last Cheerio, My Deario! Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 07, 2014, 06:27:34 PM
Not vicious at all.

Last Post

viscious (https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=vicious+%22derek+jacobi%22&num=100&lr=&hl=en&as_qdr=all&tbm=isch&imgil=CVMGZr9wbUjcDM%253A%253Bhttps%253A%252F%252Fencrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com%252Fimages%253Fq%253Dtbn%253AANd9GcQN5r2AE0VMjyQV0EPVY4nz6esgALj7C2WrZr75Md8aHWbZGv_Nig%253B615%253B409%253BWoU-iGp59-n4nM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.birminghammail.co.uk%25252Fwhats-on%25252Ftv%25252Fwhats-tv-tonight-fall-branded-3874882&source=iu&usg=__pHsOyG9wnyDLVJD4j-H0w9ZC-Gs%3D&sa=X&ei=RSX1UoiLFMeN7AbU4IGoBQ&ved=0CEAQ9QEwAw&biw=962&bih=635#facrc=_&imgdii=_&imgrc=CVMGZr9wbUjcDM%253A%3BWoU-iGp59-n4nM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fi1.birminghammail.co.uk%252Fwhats-on%252Ftv%252Farticle3186373.ece%252FALTERNATES%252Fs615%252Fzz250413vicious-2-3186373.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.birminghammail.co.uk%252Fwhats-on%252Ftv%252Fwhats-tv-tonight-fall-branded-3874882%3B615%3B409)
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 07, 2014, 06:53:15 PM
viscous or Visigoths?

Last Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 07, 2014, 10:39:58 PM
Viscious Visigoths presumably.

Last Post
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Post by: Opsa on February 07, 2014, 11:03:50 PM
Not luscious lithographs.

Last You ought to be in pictures Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 08, 2014, 12:33:01 AM
Pictures of zero-rated zombies.

Last it always comes back to zombies Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 08, 2014, 06:03:54 AM
but zombies are x-rated

Last but rarely x-rayed Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 08, 2014, 12:13:55 PM
Zombie mummies may get x-rayed by mad scientists.

Last Post
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Post by: Opsa on February 08, 2014, 03:50:02 PM
They're mad because the brains are in the stomach area and not in the cranium.

Last Irritable Scientist Syndrome Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 08, 2014, 05:42:48 PM
For most males the brains sit even a bit lower, or so its says.

Last Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 08, 2014, 07:41:22 PM
Knock, knock
Who's There?
Where do hermaphrodites keep their brains?
I don't know
I don't know either.

Last rubbish jokes Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 08, 2014, 07:43:48 PM
What about rubber Zen jokes?

Last monastic eleastic Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 10, 2014, 04:43:35 PM
Does the ball bounce of the floor

Last or the floor bounce of the ball? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 10, 2014, 04:59:57 PM
Bouncing anything off balls is cruel although not unusual

Last trouble entendre Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 10, 2014, 05:11:26 PM
Last please don't bust my balls Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 10, 2014, 05:20:14 PM
Please don't bust my floors.

Last Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 10, 2014, 05:41:28 PM
How does a bust of a floor look like?

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 10, 2014, 07:01:32 PM
There is a scene in Brazil, one of the dream sequences in which Sam is caught by what could be a bust coming out of the brick floor.

Last I can't find the image in google though Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 10, 2014, 07:05:49 PM
guerilla chess :mrgreen:

Last Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 10, 2014, 07:38:39 PM
Babboon draughts.

Last Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 11, 2014, 06:44:54 AM
Baboon are traditionally drafted by the military.

Last the brass suits them Post
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Post by: Opsa on February 11, 2014, 08:20:01 PM
I prefer orangutans.

Last "I'm an ape man, I'm an ape-ape man" Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 11, 2014, 08:23:09 PM
Well, either orangutans or military brass, you can't have both :mrgreen:

Last Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 11, 2014, 08:31:10 PM
It's freezing in here.

Last Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 11, 2014, 08:33:36 PM
Hug an orangutan :mrgreen:

Last better than a general Post
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Post by: roystonoboogie on February 11, 2014, 10:33:08 PM
No thanks, I'd end up covered in orange hair.

Last instead of white dog hair post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 11, 2014, 10:40:33 PM
Then take an albino orangutan or use bleach

Last Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 12, 2014, 03:20:30 AM
Anyway, we don't allow negative comments about orange hair here. We adore orange hair.

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 12, 2014, 06:29:49 AM
Orange Men on the other hand...

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 12, 2014, 04:31:06 PM
Something against the Irish?

Last ginger Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 12, 2014, 05:25:50 PM
No jokes please.

Last Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 12, 2014, 06:14:55 PM
Yes, only the yoke!

Last Ulster, ulcer, what's the difference healthwise? Post
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Post by: roystonoboogie on February 12, 2014, 07:39:48 PM
How many Ulster Unionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Last "WE WULL NIVVVURRR! NIVVURRR! CHANGE THE LIGHTBULB! THE LIGHTBULB IS OUR TRADUSHUN UND WE WULL FIGHT TO PRESURVE IT!" post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 12, 2014, 07:49:18 PM
An then we can start to sing Last Post and Chorus
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 12, 2014, 10:01:17 PM
Or annexe the next door Monastery.

Last Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 12, 2014, 10:30:19 PM
I guess the squidlings have done most of it already

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 13, 2014, 12:49:29 AM
Last they own the place Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 13, 2014, 04:19:17 AM
I've never understood how we came to cede power to a bunch of juvenile delinquant squidlings.

Last Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 13, 2014, 06:48:24 AM
We didn't. But they got their tentacles on The Wall Street Journal and got ideas

Last at least they ignored what the FOX said because of the anticephalopod bias Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 14, 2014, 02:24:26 AM
Is that anything to do with how you get a goose, a fox, and a bunch of grapes across a river?

Last Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 14, 2014, 06:43:47 AM
We need a bigger boat ;)

Last or a more narrow moat Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 14, 2014, 06:46:59 PM
A bigger boat would be a ship. Ships are not allowed.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 14, 2014, 07:04:19 PM
Last cruise ships? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 15, 2014, 06:23:27 AM
Something with the capacity to transport just
  1 human being
+1 fox
+1 goose
+1 portion of grapes light enough to be carried by 1 human being
should still qualify as a boat

Btw, in the strict definition a boat can be as large as any ship as long as it has no full deck. A Viking 'ship' officially counts as a boat for that reason (and those could get quite big).

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Post by: Opsa on February 15, 2014, 03:29:49 PM
Are you saying we aren't playing with a full deck?

Last I was afraid of that Post
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Post by: roystonoboogie on February 15, 2014, 04:27:19 PM
I have eleven pence.
Last not quite the full shilling post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 15, 2014, 04:27:49 PM
The only cards on a naval vehicel should be the charts

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 15, 2014, 08:45:55 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on February 15, 2014, 06:23:27 AM
Something with the capacity to transport just
  1 human being
+1 fox
+1 goose
+1 portion of grapes light enough to be carried by 1 human being
should still qualify as a boat

Actually the vessal needs only to be big enough to caarry
1 human being
+ 1 fox
or
+ 1 goose
or
+ 1 bunch of grapes.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 15, 2014, 09:08:23 PM
I know but especially in this version the whole riddle is stupid given how light the objects are. If one extra would sink the boat, the human being will be unable to cross the river as often as necessary (7 times) for the correct solution. At least in the original version it is a wolf (>fox) a sheep (>>goose) and a head of cabbage (I assume similar in size to the load of grapes). Btw why would the animals not run away while unguarded? And gagging them should not be that difficult either.

Last btw, a goose could swim definitely and the fox most likely Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 16, 2014, 12:00:31 AM
Ok, let's replace the fox with David Cameron, the goose with Nick Clegg, and the bunch of grapes with Nigel Farage. The boat would definitely sink, thus saving us from having to solve the puzzle as well as not having to worry about bi-elections.

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Post by: roystonoboogie on February 16, 2014, 01:26:13 AM
How do you stop a politician from drowning?

Last take your foot off his head post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 16, 2014, 01:53:19 AM
:giggle:

You can lead a politician to water but you can't make them think.

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 16, 2014, 06:38:23 AM
Can one drown in boiling water?

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Post by: Opsa on February 16, 2014, 03:43:14 PM
Only if one was an air-breathing living thing, unlike a cabbage or a politician.

Last I prefer my cabbages and politicians steamed Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 16, 2014, 04:10:41 PM
We had a cabbage (Kohl) running our country for more than a decade.

Last hardboiled Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 18, 2014, 04:28:16 PM
Last so poor Helmuth was leafy? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 18, 2014, 05:56:14 PM
Praise for the leafy suburbs.

Last metroland Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 18, 2014, 06:23:45 PM
Last where the tube doesn't reach? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 18, 2014, 09:32:34 PM
No, where it does reach. All post war building, houses and railways. Of course, some are leafier than others.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 18, 2014, 09:48:20 PM
Sadly I don't have mass transit close to home unless you consider the incredibly sparse and unreliable public buses.

Last if you think you know what urban sprawl is you must cross the pond and despair Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 19, 2014, 02:40:03 AM
I despair in certain parts of Greater London. If it wasn't greater it wouldn't be there.

Last geographic despair zones Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 19, 2014, 06:45:33 AM
Not that big of a problem here. We were walled in for decades so sprawl was not an option.

Last and East Berlin isolated itself deliberately, so no sprawl there either Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 19, 2014, 03:01:01 PM
And there you have the solution: wall off the bloody cities!

Last and architects figuring out the best possible sound isolation for apartments Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 19, 2014, 08:25:41 PM
An isolated sound rang out across the square.

Last pretty meaningless Post
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Post by: roystonoboogie on February 19, 2014, 09:25:15 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on February 19, 2014, 08:25:41 PM
An isolated sound rang out across the square.

Last Damned beans! Pardon me Post
FTFY

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Post by: Aggie on February 20, 2014, 02:43:54 AM
Calgary from the air always reminded me of a patch of mould growing on some long-forgotten leftovers at the back of the refrigerator.... mostly flat and reaching out broadly in all directions, with the middle bits raised up from the surface.
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 20, 2014, 06:16:46 AM
Cities have a tendency to metastasize that started even before city walls became unfashionable.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 20, 2014, 04:24:20 PM
What is trending in cities now?

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 20, 2014, 10:45:19 PM
Immorality of course ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 21, 2014, 04:10:09 PM
According to Pinker the trend is in the opposite direction.

Last on a veeeeery long term trend Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 21, 2014, 04:21:39 PM
Yes, we all know that the rural are the real perverts ;)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 21, 2014, 04:25:02 PM
Yes, after all they teach their grandmothers to suck straws.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 21, 2014, 04:28:30 PM
Actually rural people may be (way) more conservative ideologically but the stuff that happens in rural areas behind close barns may be quite shocking for the most liberal city dwellers.

Last not only incest and zoophilia Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 21, 2014, 04:31:39 PM
We all know about Country Music

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 21, 2014, 04:42:56 PM
As abominations go that's a big one.

Last the horror Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 21, 2014, 05:59:54 PM
I cannot post what springs to mind.

Last unsavoury Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 21, 2014, 06:04:19 PM
Last NC-17 Post
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Post by: roystonoboogie on February 21, 2014, 08:56:04 PM
To boldly go where no-one has gone before!

Last NCC-1701 post.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 21, 2014, 09:23:43 PM
Do you think that's what they were thinking about when the MPAA created the 'no one under 17' label?

Last where no teen has (legally) gone before Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 21, 2014, 09:37:59 PM
Like:
Under 17?

Under the boardwalk down by the sea
On a blanket with my baby ... is where I'll be

?

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 21, 2014, 09:43:29 PM
underage nursing in public? ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 21, 2014, 10:08:12 PM
Who has to be over age, the customer or the provider?

Last ;) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 21, 2014, 10:14:51 PM
According to many it does not matter since the very idea of breastfeeding is abominable

Last legend has it that some saints had trouble with it as babies Post
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Post by: Opsa on February 21, 2014, 10:48:00 PM
Not if you're an infant.

Last I wonder how much trouble those saints had with being born, ew, gross, ptui, etc. Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 21, 2014, 11:00:35 PM
Well, it was getting out after 9 months inside the vessel of sin, so at least one improvement ;)
Some baby saints also would not suffer to be alone with their mother and demanded the presence of a chaperon.

Last I assume they did no prenatal masturbation either Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 22, 2014, 02:14:59 AM
Womb with a view, as they say. Is the saint, Saint Uterus?

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 22, 2014, 07:09:34 AM
hagiographies tend to be rather cut and paste so names are rather irrelevant on this topic.

Last but these specific stories seem to be told only about male saints Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 22, 2014, 04:05:16 PM
What is the significance of the gender of a saint?

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 22, 2014, 04:18:41 PM
A female may be allowed to look at and touch female body parts with more lenience than a male.
So a male baby saint has more use for chaste revulsion at the maternal breasts.

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Post by: Opsa on February 22, 2014, 05:22:07 PM
So a lesbian saint was cleaner than a good wife?

Last Damn! I knew I should have been a lesbian saint! Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 22, 2014, 05:36:14 PM
Both clerical and secular authorities did not think about female-on-female most of the time. Even in the 20th century many laws dealt only with male-on-male. The former was not seen as a real danger (and the Bible does not talk about it at all) because a lesbian could still get impregnated (against her will if necessary) and so serve her purpose. A male was both committing a crime threatened with death in the Bible and failed to produce offspring (the only justifiucation for sex) when going after other males.

Apart from that, just read what some female saints and/or mystics wrote without getting stopped from above. It's pure prawn but disguised as spirituality.

Last nunnography so to speak Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 24, 2014, 04:39:11 PM
Are you suggesting that the faces of ecstasy of the saints have something to do with what happened under the habit?

Last what does Dil do? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 24, 2014, 08:22:02 PM
Just look at Berninis's "Ecstasy of St.Teresa" and think about the symbolism of that golden arrow.
It's not for naught (but naughty) also known as 'nun having orgasm'.
Even the Church took a deeper look at times and found quite a bit of lesbian activity behind the convent walls.

Last also a lot of sadism but that posed no real doctrinal problems Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 24, 2014, 08:28:19 PM
Plenty of students will corroborate the sadism part until corporal punishment was outlawed pretty much everywhere.

Last the nun and the ruler Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 24, 2014, 08:32:42 PM
The true expert does not need to get bodily to torture

Last true cruelty avoids outer marks Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 24, 2014, 09:41:23 PM
Since nuns are married to G-d I don't see any problem with sex.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 24, 2014, 09:49:20 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on February 24, 2014, 08:32:42 PM
The true expert does not need to get bodily to torture
But that requires finesse, or childlike deviousness.

Last not that frequent in old time educators Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 24, 2014, 09:51:55 PM
That simply says that nun standards have gone down.

As for sex IN marriage, that also gets only grudging approval for a limited purpose.

Last btw, why is HE excused for this kind of polygyny? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 24, 2014, 10:04:54 PM
Once you get power other people make excuses for you.

Last self proclaimed agents Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 24, 2014, 10:14:51 PM
What's worse? Sally Bates or Norman Bates?

Last and what about Master Bates? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 25, 2014, 01:01:54 AM
That would be like a psychomate.

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 25, 2014, 06:40:45 AM
Is that the dark side of Platonic love?

Last and who does not love plate tectonics? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Opsa on February 25, 2014, 04:20:25 PM
"I feel the earth- move- under my feet..."

Last Was Carole King a geologist? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 25, 2014, 04:37:23 PM
No, that was king Frolly

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 25, 2014, 05:36:04 PM
A cat may look at a King.

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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 25, 2014, 07:04:09 PM
I assume that's because it's the only cat that knows where it's at?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 25, 2014, 07:57:45 PM
Are you saying that Schrödinger cat knows?

Last good to see you around Q! Post
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Post by: roystonoboogie on February 25, 2014, 08:33:03 PM
It both knows and doesn't know.

Last collapsing waveform post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 25, 2014, 08:58:19 PM
So quantum physics is existentialist?

Last estranged Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 25, 2014, 09:29:03 PM
charmed by a strange quark?

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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 25, 2014, 10:15:45 PM
Actually, Roy's post seemed more in the realm of epistemology than anything.

Last Quantum Knowing, sounds like a good (or terrible) sci-fi title/concept Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 25, 2014, 10:24:42 PM
Lymphater's formula

Last Lem Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 25, 2014, 10:40:19 PM
Save the Lemmings!

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 25, 2014, 10:55:09 PM
they should shave and subsist on the profits

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Post by: Opsa on February 26, 2014, 08:02:50 PM
I don't think that lemming barbers make that much money.

Last smooth as a baby's behind Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 26, 2014, 08:30:31 PM
Don't insult my fur!
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-hjilVc9UlwE/TkLbzcAtVQI/AAAAAAAAAw8/kVwyiZoKZlg/s1600/DSCF0727.jpg)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-hjilVc9UlwE/TkLbzcAtVQI/AAAAAAAAAw8/kVwyiZoKZlg/s1600/DSCF0727.jpg

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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 26, 2014, 09:33:03 PM
Was it really a commentary on the fur itself, or the lemmings economic systems?

Last not using currency can make it hard to make money Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 26, 2014, 10:06:43 PM
naked mole lemmings need no stinking cash

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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on February 26, 2014, 10:10:47 PM
I thought it was badgers that don't need no stinkin' badges?

Last UHF is a great movie, what are you talking about? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 26, 2014, 10:26:54 PM
Did I mention Conan the Librarian anywhere? ???

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 26, 2014, 10:53:20 PM
No, but I did in the Word Definition thread.

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 26, 2014, 10:56:32 PM
I must have overlooked that

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 26, 2014, 11:58:48 PM
Last look it over Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 27, 2014, 01:27:56 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on February 26, 2014, 10:56:32 PM
I must have overlooked that

It was subtle.  ;D

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 27, 2014, 06:54:30 AM
Subtlety is often lost on me

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 27, 2014, 09:43:36 PM
Are you suggesting that people don't notice your subtlety?

Last not so subtle Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 27, 2014, 09:55:30 PM
That too but mostly I miss it in others.

Last bad at taking the right hints Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 27, 2014, 09:58:54 PM
The whole hint thing sounds pretty arcane to me.

Last both when there were or weren't there Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 27, 2014, 10:12:54 PM
if you are looking for the arcana you have to play Tarot

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 28, 2014, 12:14:40 AM
I store my Tarot cards with my ancient Monopoly set.

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 28, 2014, 06:57:14 AM
Hm, what would a combination of those two look like?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 28, 2014, 04:42:05 PM
The Devil lands on The Water Works :o

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 28, 2014, 04:43:06 PM
Does the devil cry crocodile tears?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 28, 2014, 06:25:46 PM
Definitively.

Last he may cry in a full fledged wrath also Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 28, 2014, 09:19:28 PM
What do fledges add to wrath?

Last spin? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 01, 2014, 12:55:01 AM
Don't waste your fledges on wraths.

Last ancient proverb Post
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Post by: roystonoboogie on March 01, 2014, 12:58:48 AM
Last fledgeling post.

I bet it doesn't last long...
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 01, 2014, 02:14:20 AM
That sounds like a snarky bedside comment.

Last :P :mrgreen: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 01, 2014, 08:17:38 AM
Beside the bedside bide the set

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Post by: Opsa on March 01, 2014, 03:00:25 PM
Beside the bidet bid the day adieu.

Last a-buhdubadabuduh That's All Folks! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 01, 2014, 04:17:20 PM
Except for the Muppet Show of course

Last they have slightly different pigs though Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 01, 2014, 07:52:26 PM
Or different pigs troughs.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 01, 2014, 08:48:36 PM
We need some new pig up lines

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 02, 2014, 03:40:54 AM
How about some Line Dancing to perk us up.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 02, 2014, 08:05:52 AM
'to walk on the line' (auf den Strich gehen') in German means prostitution. What would dancing mean in this context?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 03, 2014, 02:19:04 PM
Or walking the fine line?

Last upscale working girls? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 03, 2014, 02:47:34 PM
Is 'to sleep oneself upwards' (sich hochschlafen) a term used in English?

Last at the court of Catherine the Great that was a male domain Post
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Post by: Opsa on March 03, 2014, 04:17:19 PM
We have 'to sleep one's way to the top', a snarky phrase meaning using sex to advance in business.

Last 'Walk the line' means to stay straight, here. The German context certainly changes the Johnny Cash song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEV58ztuihs‎)! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 03, 2014, 04:23:41 PM
In German it is 'follow the line' (der Linie folgen) or 'adhere (to) the line' (die Linie befolgen). In political terms it is 'linientreu (sein)' ((to be) true to the line).

Last Befolge die Generallinie! Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 03, 2014, 05:03:05 PM
Somehow I suspect that walking the line there has something to do with the lines in the pavement.

Last heck, you could say parallel parking... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 03, 2014, 05:25:45 PM
I think it's more about not overstepping.
May or may not be related to 18th century military formations.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 03, 2014, 05:58:29 PM
Now I have a mind picture of 18th century soldiers patiently making a line in front of one of those fine establishments...

Last I hear it happens at the windows in Amsterdam Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 03, 2014, 06:22:11 PM
Well, it got handled that way with the German army in the world wars.

In the 18th century there were few localized brothels for the common soldier. The ladies tended to be mobile and follow the camps.

Last and there was a designated officer (Hurenweibel) to deal with them Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 03, 2014, 06:50:04 PM
In the Napoleonic Wars in 19th century, according to Pride and Prejudice, they still followed the camps.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 03, 2014, 06:51:31 PM
I assume they still do in some parts of the world

Last never out of fashion Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 03, 2014, 09:09:29 PM
I think it's more likely they're just in every port.

Last not much good if listing to starboard Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 03, 2014, 11:47:14 PM
I am not well versed enough to know the difference in operation between naval and army whores.

Last China had a tradition of floating brothels. Not sure about Europe Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 04, 2014, 01:12:02 AM
whatever floats your boat

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 04, 2014, 07:13:30 AM
They were known as flower boats

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 04, 2014, 11:28:31 AM
Last I doubt they gave them flowers Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 04, 2014, 11:42:27 AM
At the start it's taking the flower away

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 04, 2014, 02:06:54 PM
That boat surely sailed way before they got to the working boats.

Last ;) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 04, 2014, 02:19:53 PM
Nope. Since most prostitutes were sold into the business by thier impoverished parents most would have been virgins at the start (the intact hymen being a much sought after and thus high-priced commodity)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 04, 2014, 07:56:05 PM
Are we talking about working girls, or working boats?

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 04, 2014, 09:50:54 PM
The boat has no need to work, just to float.

Last but who has to gloat? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 05, 2014, 10:57:38 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on March 04, 2014, 02:19:53 PM
most prostitutes were sold into the business by thier impoverished parents
I somehow suspect that many parents would take that way before the sale was made, and if the statistics of child sexual abuse at home* today are staggering and underreported, those days it could only be much, much worse.

Last perhaps a couple of virgins were sold but the good trade was to marry that virgin to a family with a better economic situation Post

*I saw a surprising statistic somewhere suggesting that the occurrences in upper classes were statistically higher than in the middle classes which forces you to rethink some of those assumptions.
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 05, 2014, 11:08:53 PM
I was only referring to ancient China. Other places may differ significantly.

Last the citoyen always knew about those pervert nobles Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 06, 2014, 01:08:51 PM
What is a noble but the descendant of a psychopathic pretender?

Last no wonder how they're so evil Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 06, 2014, 01:19:30 PM
Depends on country. In some nobility is not hereditary but has to bestowed indivudually for merit (like the British knighthood) and ends with death.

Othwerwise nobility comes with the bigger mace

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 06, 2014, 04:19:42 PM
The OBE is for show and I doubt the members of the House of Lords consider any of them noble*.

Last pray where would "nobility" be truly honorific? Post

*unless they happened to be noble already.
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 06, 2014, 06:23:09 PM
The House of Lords will soon discuss Assisted Dying. Again.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 06, 2014, 06:54:31 PM
last what lord do the lords serve? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 06, 2014, 08:23:45 PM
Just smuggle in as target for the assisted dying the HoL itself.

Last hoisted by own petition Post
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Post by: roystonoboogie on March 06, 2014, 08:47:10 PM
Lords Temporal serve a German lady called Betty Windsor (nee Saxe Coburg). Lords Spiritual serve a bloke called Harold Wishart.

Last Our father Wishart in heaven, Harold be thy name post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 06, 2014, 08:52:20 PM
Never heard of the latter. Some cleric?

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Post by: roystonoboogie on March 06, 2014, 09:06:53 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on March 06, 2014, 08:52:20 PM
Never heard of the latter. Some cleric?

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A mis-hearing of the Lord's Prayer. Our father which art (Wishart) in heaven, Hallowed (Harold) be thy name.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 06, 2014, 09:18:09 PM
There seem to be actual people of that name (I have seen at least one obituary in a quick google search)

Last but no Victor Schlawenz* Post

*do not even try to get that one

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 06, 2014, 09:27:33 PM
The winner of the perfect tennis racket competition? But would that person be a Lord?

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 06, 2014, 09:39:17 PM
Ask Henry V

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 06, 2014, 09:49:57 PM
If there is a competition for rackets I'd say a Lord is as good as any as a candidate.

Last both old school mobsters and racket laws Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 06, 2014, 09:52:41 PM
The lords of today are a pale shadow of their predecessors

The (non-noble) barons on the other hand are working tirelessly to exceed thier gilded age forebears.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 06, 2014, 10:38:00 PM
Precisely because the [robber] barons of today were able to supersede the nobles of old that got complacent thinking that owning the land was enough.

Last the new barons are owning the land as well, but also everything else Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 06, 2014, 10:51:07 PM
The trick was to realize that renting/leasing people is more efficient than legally owning them. The latter carries obligations, the former does not.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 07, 2014, 02:45:16 AM
.................As a matter of fact she rented by the hour

Last life is a cabaret Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 07, 2014, 07:14:19 AM
Who's 'she' there?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 07, 2014, 04:50:38 PM
Last she who rents herself... Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 07, 2014, 05:28:59 PM
Elsie, naturally.

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Post by: Sibling Qwertyuiopasd on March 07, 2014, 06:09:32 PM
Elsie, of course! Who else?

Last lest we be left elsie-less Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 07, 2014, 07:00:33 PM
That's Lizzy to you! Show some respect!

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 07, 2014, 09:11:14 PM
Sounds like a Lemon.

Last 30 Rock Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 07, 2014, 09:18:52 PM
Lemon, John Lemon

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Post by: roystonoboogie on March 08, 2014, 12:12:35 AM
The name's post, last post.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 08, 2014, 12:28:02 AM
I am The NoName of Watson.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 08, 2014, 02:23:26 AM
The name is No Name?

Last not the expected name Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 08, 2014, 08:22:26 AM
Raymond Smullyan used such as book titles
e.g.
Book without title
What is the name of this book?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smullyan

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 08, 2014, 03:56:04 PM
Such tittle tattle!

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 08, 2014, 05:52:03 PM
Well, this is Pompey's camp (or the Delphin's)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 08, 2014, 08:18:44 PM
Last is it crumbling? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 08, 2014, 08:21:48 PM
No, just grumbling

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 08, 2014, 08:34:14 PM
Last the lady doth protest too much Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 08, 2014, 08:44:00 PM
What lady (apart from the Dauphin?)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 08, 2014, 09:28:51 PM
Last sorry, I should've said 'ladies' Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 08, 2014, 09:35:48 PM
Is that a comment on today being International Women's Day?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 09, 2014, 02:55:14 AM
I don't understand why they only celebrate women who are International. I know a lot of great local girls.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 09, 2014, 07:23:45 AM
It was a commie plot (like May 1st)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 09, 2014, 11:30:42 AM
I thought all plots were [labeled] 'commie'.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 09, 2014, 01:35:46 PM
This is my plot! All you commies and kids better keep off it!

Last or little will remain left of you when you infringe on my right Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 09, 2014, 04:09:52 PM
What happens if infringing the leftovers?

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 09, 2014, 04:16:34 PM
Depends who underwrites that

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Post by: roystonoboogie on March 09, 2014, 04:30:40 PM
Lloyd's of London, obviously.

Last Lloyd's of London has an apostrophe, Lloyds bank doesn't post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 09, 2014, 04:35:06 PM
Ah the guys that did not write The Great American Novel in the coffeehouse but founded a company concerning foundering ships.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 10, 2014, 04:14:40 AM
You can make or lose a fortune being a Name, but I couldn't as I am No Name.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 10, 2014, 07:24:34 AM
So, not branded? A lot of animals would be happy not to be ;)

Last hot iton is not to everyone's taste Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 10, 2014, 03:46:35 PM
Better than being a stick of Brighton rock.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 10, 2014, 04:20:00 PM
Last drummers are so underappreciated these days Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 10, 2014, 08:59:29 PM
But fife is right out too ;)

Last don't provoke the white rabbit Post
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Post by: roystonoboogie on March 10, 2014, 10:01:07 PM
The Kingdom of Fife is right out there betwee the Lothians and Tayside. Lindorm would get there via the Forth Rail Bridge, now a UN World Heritage site.

Last you can take the boy out of Fife, but you can't take Fife out of the boy post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 10, 2014, 10:04:38 PM
But what about Fiffy?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 11, 2014, 02:01:23 AM
Aren't there several shades of that?

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 11, 2014, 08:24:34 AM
If the fiffy is grey maybe.

Last if it's purple that means trouble Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 11, 2014, 12:56:07 PM
I thought trouble happened when the generals wore purple.

Last and their legions to Rome Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 11, 2014, 01:17:14 PM
The military coat (sagum) was a cheap variation of that anyway iirc.

Last useful since it is going to get bloody anyway Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 11, 2014, 02:05:49 PM
I thought Roman generals charged from the rear.

Last barbarian ones from the front Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 11, 2014, 02:10:19 PM
The Romans were Barbarians with a good PR department

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 11, 2014, 03:48:25 PM
But did they have a suitable immigration policy for Christians and Lions?

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 11, 2014, 03:51:37 PM
Both bred in-empire

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Post by: roystonoboogie on March 11, 2014, 04:19:17 PM
Empire, Commonwealth, still can cause friction over an immigration policy.

Last UKIP post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 11, 2014, 04:28:35 PM
Rome was never about common wealth. It was about sucking the provinces dry and acquiring new ones before the old ones ran out.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 11, 2014, 06:31:28 PM
So you're saying that the world hasn't changed much in the past 2000 years?

Last not even communism has the wealth in the hands of the commoners Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 11, 2014, 08:38:49 PM
The GOP are the Optimates and the Dems the Populares in the new Rome that is America

Last the main change is that the bread is about to be removed from the bread and circuses recipe Post
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Post by: Opsa on March 12, 2014, 07:21:26 PM
I misread that as "The GOP are the opiates"!

Last Too bad they aren't- then they'd have to make themselves illegal Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 12, 2014, 09:11:59 PM
Well, Marx said that religion was the people's opium, and the GOPhers are well known peddlers of religion so...

Last opiates are controlled but can be legal even if pain management frequently gives way to addiction Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 13, 2014, 02:14:54 AM
Addiction to pain is just mad. Though I understand it can be popular.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 13, 2014, 07:53:37 AM
In the brain the pleasure center is directly next to the part that induces vomiting

Last you make me retch, darling Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 13, 2014, 11:48:28 AM
That would explain vomiting after sex...

Last ;) :P :mrgreen: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 13, 2014, 03:55:44 PM
On which part(ner)? ;)

If it happens some longer time later, it may signify something else.

Last incubation in the strictest sense ;) Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 13, 2014, 04:58:09 PM
Where is the addiction to the Last Post centre in the brain?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 14, 2014, 07:53:03 AM
It's not actually a center but a set of connections near the frontal lobe.

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Post by: roystonoboogie on March 14, 2014, 09:42:37 AM
I would have thought it was the Post-erior Temporal Lobe.

Last Brodmann post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 14, 2014, 09:52:14 AM
But the Last Post is always at the front

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 14, 2014, 03:16:27 PM
the first will be the Last Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 14, 2014, 03:43:00 PM
There is no true last in the Last Post

Last immortal thread Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 14, 2014, 04:17:38 PM
Last like an amoeba? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 14, 2014, 04:26:46 PM
Less slimy - I hope

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 14, 2014, 04:57:01 PM
Slime is under-rated.

Last slippery Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 14, 2014, 05:00:47 PM
Given the personnel in many governments, I'd be careful about that statement.

Last amoebacracy Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 14, 2014, 06:01:14 PM
I'd catalog them as parasitic and predatory more than simply slimy.

Last perverse Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 14, 2014, 06:10:58 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 14, 2014, 06:01:14 PM
I'd catalog them as parasitic and predatory more than simply slimy.

So, even more parallels ;)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 14, 2014, 06:53:27 PM
My friend has a theory that if you have a dream that you have long arms, it means you are infested with a tapeworm. (actually, strictly speaking, it ought to be two tapeworms).

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 14, 2014, 07:00:18 PM
Why? There are some worms without a defined front or back end. No idea whether the tape worm is among these, though.

Last and some animals can grab with their tail, so where is the problem? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 14, 2014, 07:16:29 PM
What problem?

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 14, 2014, 07:26:42 PM
One tapeworm should be able to operate both arms. No second needed.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 14, 2014, 08:41:03 PM
Last so, politicians have tapeworms? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 14, 2014, 08:46:47 PM
Not necessarily. A tapeworm would have to handle the arms directly since it would not fit into the pilot chair in the brain. There are some fungi that do the latter in e.g. amphibians and some bugs.

Last please notice that I did not call politicians toads or roaches Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 14, 2014, 08:52:48 PM
That would be unkind to both roaches and toads.

Last the parasitic nature of virus seems more accurate Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 14, 2014, 08:58:37 PM
To be rotten to the core one has to have one. Viruses are not eukaryotic.
Plus viruses to do not produce their own sh|t

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 14, 2014, 10:38:54 PM
Easier to core an apple than a politician.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 14, 2014, 10:49:11 PM
Throwing foul ones at them brings only temporary relief.

On of the best editorial cartoon I can remember was based on a real event of citizens from former East Germany attacking Helmut Kohl with thrown eggs and tomatos at a political rally. The caption read: In the past we would have had to stand in line for hours to get these.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 14, 2014, 11:41:18 PM
It was a celebration then.

Last not so loved Herr Helmut? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 14, 2014, 11:57:24 PM
Not anymore at that time.
He had famously promised flourishing landscapes and that no one would be worse off but many much better. What came was more a swarm of locusts selling out anything of value in the East and destroying any viable company that could pose a competitive danger to Western firms.
To go then into the East and boasting that it was all due to his skilled handling of the reunification was a bit much.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 15, 2014, 12:49:07 PM
The supermarkets are full of food because nobody can afford it?

Last capitalism for you Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 15, 2014, 04:24:16 PM
Everyone goes to foodbanks nowadays. No need for supermarkets.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 15, 2014, 04:54:42 PM
Starving countries love to export food. It's a matter of pride.

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Post by: roystonoboogie on March 15, 2014, 10:04:16 PM
Just ask the Irish.

Last you say potato, I say potato, let's call the whole famine off post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 15, 2014, 10:22:03 PM
In Ireland it was the colonial power, not a sovereign Irish government.
I was thinking of e.g. the Soviet Union, esp. in the early days (even before the death of Lenin)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 15, 2014, 10:46:48 PM
That's the beef (or lack thereof) the [western] Ukrainians have with Russia?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 15, 2014, 11:07:52 PM
Does anyone remember Brown Windsor Soup? Or blancmange? Or junket?

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Post by: roystonoboogie on March 15, 2014, 11:12:17 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on March 15, 2014, 11:07:52 PM
Does anyone remember Brown Windsor Soup? Or blancmange? Or junket?
Stillborn Royals, brain-dead Etonians, what people in local government do.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 15, 2014, 11:30:49 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 15, 2014, 10:46:48 PM
That's the beef (or lack thereof) the [western] Ukrainians have with Russia?

Last there is a parallel with Ireland Post

At the time Ukraine was not considered to be anything but a part of Greater Russia even by most Ukrainians. And the starvation of Ukraine was a deliberate policy independent of the 'need' to export grain. And the policy caused hunger not just there.

Quote from: Griffin NoName on March 15, 2014, 11:07:52 PM
Does anyone remember Brown Windsor Soup? Or blancmange? Or junket?

Well, there were those alien blancmanges on Monty Python's Flying Circus that turned Englishmen into Scotsmen in order to win at Wimbledon.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 17, 2014, 06:31:07 PM
Winning at golf isn't enough?

Last or was it soccer? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 17, 2014, 06:37:55 PM
eh, when was the last time that aliens won at golf or soccer?

Last turning the English into Scots was in order to remove them from the competition Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 17, 2014, 06:44:33 PM
But that was before Andy Murray.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 17, 2014, 06:49:29 PM
MPFC is quite old now

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 17, 2014, 07:07:19 PM
Some of those players look decidedly alien.

Last look at them play Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 17, 2014, 07:10:21 PM
actors or sports guys?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 17, 2014, 07:20:49 PM
Last both? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 17, 2014, 07:29:16 PM
not to forget musicians

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 17, 2014, 08:29:21 PM
Erm... what can I tell you :nervous: we have been in this planet from the beginning...

Last :P 8) :mrgreen: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 17, 2014, 08:40:00 PM
There has never been consent on whether Cthulu plays the cello or the recorder.

Last not the kazoo in any case Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 17, 2014, 08:48:26 PM
I'd thought that he played a keyboard instrument.

Last but most likely [heavy] percussion Post
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Post by: roystonoboogie on March 17, 2014, 09:53:45 PM
Definitely a percussionist.

Last those Wagner pieces with the great big hammer post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 17, 2014, 10:41:13 PM
Flutes and drums are the attributes of Azathoth

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 17, 2014, 11:32:00 PM
Someone's playing the flute. Who is that person?

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 17, 2014, 11:38:34 PM
That's actually unknown since the musicians at the throne of Azathoth seem to be invisible (unlike the dancers)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 18, 2014, 12:26:20 AM
Last a lure from the spirit world Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 18, 2014, 12:33:13 AM
Do you mean the ancient wind instrument or the animal catching device?

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b9/Bronse-Lurer-Danmark.png/220px-Bronse-Lurer-Danmark.png) or (http://www.ocean555.com/bookpic/200812191542596273.jpg)?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 18, 2014, 12:46:31 AM
Last both? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 18, 2014, 04:12:08 AM
I suffer from ancient wind rather too often.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 18, 2014, 08:05:21 AM
How do you know that is it ancient? Because of the rotten smell?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 18, 2014, 12:27:45 PM
Fresh digestion is ancient in it's inception.

Last old bacteria Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 18, 2014, 12:44:22 PM
Naturally, given how much fossil fuel is used in food production

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 18, 2014, 06:06:10 PM
I'll give you fossil fuel is natural but food production is often not.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 18, 2014, 06:55:05 PM
I know of chemical additives but is there any truly synthetic food?

Last what exactly is natural? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 18, 2014, 10:04:25 PM
Butter from coal definitely isn't

Last the nazis tried and the result killed a lot of people or made them so ill that their treatement by the nazis did (even more quickly) Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 18, 2014, 10:20:39 PM
Swato loses the last post for mentioning the Nazis before anyone else.

Last generic forum rules Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 18, 2014, 10:32:17 PM
What's lost can be retaken

If water counts as food, the Apollo astronauts consumed fully artificial stuff (since their water was a waste product from the fuel cells, synthesized from elementary hydrogen and oxygen).

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 19, 2014, 12:26:07 AM
But hydrogen and oxygen are natural. Flawed logic.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 19, 2014, 02:25:51 AM
Arsenic is natural too.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 19, 2014, 03:10:28 AM
Not to mention old lace.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 19, 2014, 07:45:31 AM
There were famous habitual arsenic eaters. Kings used to do it (e.g. Mithridates of Pontos who gave his name to that habit)

The meaning of natural has become as perverted as that of organic.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 19, 2014, 12:18:34 PM
Then use a truly inorganic element.

Last He Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 19, 2014, 01:13:22 PM
All elements are inorganic when in elemental state

Last even carbon Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 19, 2014, 04:13:56 PM
Even carbon, odd carbon, what does it matter, no one's counting.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 19, 2014, 04:16:35 PM
Too much 13C isn't good

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 20, 2014, 01:48:53 AM
I thought the 14 was the interesting variety.

Last less and less every day Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 20, 2014, 08:11:22 AM
Yes, but it's not the odd one.

Last where's 11C? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 20, 2014, 04:24:28 PM
If I had 11 cents I'm not sure I'd spend  it on the Last Post.
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Post by: roystonoboogie on March 20, 2014, 06:05:17 PM
You can get them for 8 cents plus postage on eBay.

Last probably a counterfeit post.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 20, 2014, 06:48:38 PM
Last a cent for a cent Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 20, 2014, 09:49:09 PM
I've already got a dud £20 note that someone palmed off on me. I have an idea who. The bank said it must have come from under the mattress - it was legal tender last centuary.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 20, 2014, 10:06:15 PM
How can money get inflated when the bills are not hollow or elastic?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 21, 2014, 03:19:05 AM
I think you mean have elasticity rather than being elastic.

Perhaps money has the same structure as Big Bang Gravity Waves - that would account for the inflation.

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Post by: roystonoboogie on March 21, 2014, 06:56:50 AM
Dear Sir or Madam,

I am a retired Nigerian Army General, I was in charge of security for the country's gold mines. After I was forced to retire due to insubordination from my staff, I found myself with over three million dollars worth of last posts, and no way to get them out of the country.

If you would be so good as to send me details of your last post account, your name, your age, your gender, marital status, inside leg measurement...
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 21, 2014, 08:10:42 AM
There can be only one genuine Last Post and it's not golden.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 21, 2014, 03:55:58 PM
Certainly there are some golden posts.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 21, 2014, 04:01:49 PM
Provided by the gilders guild all of them

Last the last will be lead Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 21, 2014, 05:02:28 PM
I forget just which continent Nigeria is in, so unable to send Last Posts details.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 21, 2014, 06:24:37 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on March 21, 2014, 04:01:49 PM
the last will be lead
Are you suggesting that posters be filled with lead.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 21, 2014, 06:56:12 PM
I already have enough mercury in my teeth. Where will this lead?

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 21, 2014, 11:36:07 PM
All natural decay ends at lead

Last different weights though Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 22, 2014, 12:47:01 AM
But weights are more often made of iron.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 22, 2014, 01:23:23 AM
High quality weights are gold or at least gilded

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 22, 2014, 02:43:45 AM
A man from the National Physical Laboratory had the mobile phone joke played on him on the Michael MacIntyre Chat Show this week.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 22, 2014, 08:17:51 AM
What mobile phone joke? Some kind of Prince Albert in a can?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 22, 2014, 05:27:05 PM
Michael MacIntyre asks for someone in audience to give him their phone. Then taps out a message: like: we haven't been seeing enough of each other. Let's meet soon." and then presses Send All. Later,  he retrieves replies to the message and reads them out to the audience who fall about laughing. None of the replies so far have been in the least bit amusing, except possibly one from a vicar.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 22, 2014, 05:39:53 PM
Are they shown laughing or could it be the laughing track?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 22, 2014, 11:25:40 PM
Probably laughing gas.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 22, 2014, 11:43:16 PM
Far too unreliable

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 23, 2014, 02:02:36 AM
Donald Duck (Helium) then.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 23, 2014, 08:16:57 AM
That's Mickey Mouse.

Maybe they have all remote controlled ticklers in their socks

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 23, 2014, 06:53:14 PM
If they wear socks.

Last I think the system did something odd Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 23, 2014, 07:07:10 PM
Yes, it did remove my Last Post that said:

Shoes may do too

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 24, 2014, 02:28:52 AM
Last why renew your shoes? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 24, 2014, 03:17:52 AM
Maybe it's like that joke: pardon me boss, is this the cat who chewed your new shoes?

Sung to tune of "Chattanooga Choo Choo" - the joke is very long so have only supplied the punch line.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 24, 2014, 08:22:32 AM
a bit too far off for a simple Mondegreen

Last not seeking Amy Post
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Post by: roystonoboogie on March 24, 2014, 09:23:22 AM
Excuse me while I kiss this guy
Last at least I think that's what he said post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 24, 2014, 09:35:33 AM
Well, where's the problem there? ;)

Last if your name is Agathe Bauer Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 24, 2014, 07:47:53 PM
Not as bad as a mumpsimus.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 24, 2014, 08:02:13 PM
is mumpsire to spread or to get infected with Mumps? ;)

Last I am neither Siv Phyllis nor Nosmo King Post
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Post by: roystonoboogie on March 24, 2014, 08:45:57 PM
It's a portmanteau of Mum and umpire - caregiver and referee.

Last I was at school with Nosmo's brother, Nopar post.
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 24, 2014, 09:12:57 PM
It's ebola we should be worrying about.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 24, 2014, 10:45:20 PM
A bleeding nuisance no doubt

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 25, 2014, 12:48:39 AM
Who said sick jokes were allowed? RULES

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 25, 2014, 08:18:17 AM
We have a smiley for that :rulez:

Hm, there is a German town named Laboe, an anagram of ebola. No cases there yet (that I know of). The town is primarily know for its connection to the navy, Uboats in particular.

Last submariners often bleed from the ears Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 25, 2014, 04:06:45 PM
There is a suspected case in Canada, but maybe not a submariner.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 25, 2014, 04:08:38 PM
I prefer a bola to ebola

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 25, 2014, 08:00:35 PM
Preference doesn't really come into it. Epidemics halt for no one.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 25, 2014, 10:04:12 PM
Even bacteria suffer from viruses

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 26, 2014, 01:14:07 AM
That's because Joseph was a carpenter.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 26, 2014, 08:23:15 AM
Either I am obtuse or that sounds like a nonsequitur to me

Last both is of course an option too Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 26, 2014, 04:11:54 PM
walrus - Jabberwocky - carpenter - Joseph

easy!

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 26, 2014, 07:05:58 PM
But walruses don't get ebola.

Last bats do Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 26, 2014, 09:14:00 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 26, 2014, 07:05:58 PM
But walruses don't get ebola.

Have any tests been made?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 26, 2014, 10:02:42 PM
Are tests needed? It's pretty easy to see whether a walrus is bleeding from its eye sockets, etc.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 26, 2014, 10:04:40 PM
Feed some bats to walruses and we will see.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 27, 2014, 02:30:09 AM
No bats in the natural environment of walruses.

Last but they may be vulnerable to hemorrhagic fevers Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 27, 2014, 03:11:25 AM
That would be a flying disaster, given they are a protected species (though why protect them is a mystery to me).

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 27, 2014, 08:20:39 AM
Must be the moustache mafia

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Since this is about the most frequented thread, I have a small question:
What does 'to teach shop' mean? It seems to occur mostly in the form 'he/she taught shop' and often in the conditional 'if he/she taught shop'.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 27, 2014, 12:19:15 PM
Do you have some context? That's the first time I see that expression.

Last may be slang Post
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Post by: roystonoboogie on March 27, 2014, 01:22:57 PM
To teach woodwork, metalwork etc. at High School level.

Last Americanism post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 27, 2014, 02:13:48 PM
Thanks.
Is there some metaphorical meaning too?

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Post by: roystonoboogie on March 27, 2014, 04:43:35 PM
Last I think perhaps it's not the most cerebral of teaching roles? post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 27, 2014, 07:20:14 PM
Never heard of it. Of course the Scot has a more independent view on it.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 27, 2014, 08:33:04 PM
Probably some dark satanic mills involved

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Post by: roystonoboogie on March 27, 2014, 10:07:27 PM
That was England's green and pleasant land, not Scotland's grey and dreich land

Last Blake, not Burns post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 27, 2014, 10:23:44 PM
Well, the English transferred all those nasty factories for sulphuric acid, explosives and other unpleasant stuff to Scotland to get them out of sight (and the smell out of their noses). Plus in case of disaster the green and pleasant land would not get spoilt. During non-disaster times the nasty emanations got carried away by the prevailing winds out to sea and Scandinavia and so did not bother the English either.

Last For similar reasons Switzerland built its equivalent factories along the Rhine near the German border, so the waste would be the neighbour's problem Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 27, 2014, 10:33:01 PM
The green fields of Birmingham?

Last vs the ones in Glasgow? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 27, 2014, 10:46:41 PM
We don't mention this lower class dwelling in polite society. The way people talk there alone put them on the same low level as the Scots.

Last and let never ever the words Manchester or Liverpool soil your lips Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 28, 2014, 12:56:11 AM
Apparently I am to be banished to Newcastle to find a cheap hovel and avoid being a drain on my dependents  heirs.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 28, 2014, 01:01:29 AM
Take some coals with you just to defy the saying ;)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 28, 2014, 02:35:36 AM
Not too many coal sellers left, but maybe I could pick up some bar-b-q bricks. Do not mention fracking.

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Post by: roystonoboogie on March 28, 2014, 07:07:26 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on March 28, 2014, 12:56:11 AM
Apparently I am to be banished to Newcastle to find a cheap hovel and avoid being a drain on my dependents  heirs.
Come to Scotland! Free prescriptions, free personal care, more pandas than Tory MPs, no tuition fees.

Last Griffin of the North post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 28, 2014, 10:45:41 AM
I thought griffins were a Welsh thing

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Post by: roystonoboogie on March 28, 2014, 12:03:33 PM
We're all Celts anyway.

Last united in not being English post.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 28, 2014, 01:58:44 PM
So you aren't one of those chaps frequently singing Rule, Britannia!?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 28, 2014, 05:46:56 PM
I do like the idea of Scotland. Does free personal care mean someone will do my make up and polish my nails?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 28, 2014, 07:07:56 PM
In the least it should be cheaper than in London.

Last then again almost everywhere is cheaper than London Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 29, 2014, 08:20:13 AM
Wouldn't an independent London (not just Pimlico) make more sense?

Last depending on who controls the Thames estuary* Post

*didn't we discuss this already?
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Post by: roystonoboogie on March 29, 2014, 09:40:44 AM
It seems to be a "Where did you get that coconut from?"-type question. It keeps coming back.

Last an African swallow or a European swallow? post.

(Comedy writers refer to that device as a callback)
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 29, 2014, 10:46:59 AM
Yes sir-not-in-this-movie, sir!

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 29, 2014, 05:12:53 PM
Stewart Lee is excellent on call-backs, and since he does meta-comedy tends to inform the audience.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 29, 2014, 05:44:02 PM
That would require at least a minimum intelligence and knowledge on part of the viewers.

Last dangerous assumption Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 29, 2014, 11:41:11 PM
His audience profile is Guardian readers.

Last dangerous liaisons Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 30, 2014, 08:15:00 AM
From what I know that's the paper I'd likely read, if I was British.

Last at least it's not (yet) a Murdoch rag Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 30, 2014, 05:27:06 PM
The trial continues.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 30, 2014, 05:33:36 PM
But what about the tribulations?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 30, 2014, 09:24:21 PM
They continue too.

Last no end in sight Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 31, 2014, 08:14:09 AM
But the tribulations are the sign if the End Times.

Last OK, we live in them for a few millenia now ;) Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 31, 2014, 06:12:07 PM
Don't fret. Climate change is about to end all that.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 31, 2014, 06:40:33 PM
May still take a while

Last too long to make lynching of those responsible likely Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 31, 2014, 06:56:05 PM
The end of the world is as we know it.

Last agrarian and industrial apocalypse Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 31, 2014, 07:06:05 PM
Don't you now that the effectively air-conditioned will inherit the world?

Last and the moist Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 01, 2014, 12:32:17 AM
We just need to go into reverse evolution and homo sapiens return to the seas whence they came and first set fins on land.

Last floods seem to be the main problem Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 01, 2014, 02:00:30 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on March 31, 2014, 07:06:05 PM
Don't you now that the effectively air-conditioned will inherit the world?
Sure and the rest are in for a lot of grief.

Last the big question is how far inland will the new shoreline be Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 01, 2014, 02:24:09 AM
I have an air-conditioner in my bedroom (it has been discussed before; it is clever as it does not have an outside part, just holes in the wall (http://www.rapidclimatecontrol.com/unico/Unico/81?size=10&page=1&sort=default).) but I didn't need it at all last summer, which may make me a climate change denier.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 01, 2014, 08:13:29 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 01, 2014, 02:00:30 AM
Last the big question is how far inland will the new shoreline be Post

Iirc the maximum rise of the sea would be about 120 m but that would require the whole Antarctic iceshield to melt. Greenland alone would manage about 10 m.

Last going back aquatic could pose some problems given our current treatment of that habitat Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 01, 2014, 03:11:45 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on April 01, 2014, 08:13:29 AM
Last going back aquatic could pose some problems given our current treatment of that habitat Post

We'd evolve to cope with that.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 01, 2014, 03:54:55 PM
Not fast enough, I fear.

Last we invent new ways of pollution every day Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 01, 2014, 05:45:21 PM
10 mts easily would take care of London, Miami, Manhattan, The Netherlands...

Last who cares about Bangladesh ::) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 01, 2014, 06:30:31 PM
I know that radioactivity accelerates mutation but how would that help?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 01, 2014, 07:04:41 PM
By taking us past the age of Aquarius ?

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 01, 2014, 07:14:58 PM
But only pisces or aquarius would be of help in the water

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 01, 2014, 08:47:43 PM
True, but we coped with that in the past.

Last Past
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 01, 2014, 08:54:59 PM
Who do you mean with 'we' Gillfree?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 01, 2014, 11:48:53 PM
Gill_not_Free

Last are you suggesting we pay to go into reverse evolution? Who would we pay? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 01, 2014, 11:51:39 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on April 01, 2014, 11:48:53 PM
Last are you suggesting we pay to go into reverse evolution? Who would we pay? Post

A tavist of course

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 02, 2014, 02:32:46 AM
Surely you can't be suggesting atavistic pleasure?

Last let's clear our nasal cavities before attempting to evolve Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 02, 2014, 08:41:44 AM
That would be useful in any case. My sinuses* are in on the conspiracy to kill me.

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*I am a bit ambiguous, whether that is the correct plural form
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 02, 2014, 04:23:15 PM
Correct plural.

The pluralist society awaits you.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 02, 2014, 07:05:30 PM
Let's build a plurocracy

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 02, 2014, 07:48:02 PM
Last better than a pleurocracy Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 02, 2014, 07:57:00 PM
And worship the Liopleurodon?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 02, 2014, 08:44:20 PM
And advancement from those who worship mosasaurs?

Last I fear crocodilians but I don't worship them Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 02, 2014, 08:54:35 PM
You too will bow before Offler!!!

Quote
And verily shall he bellow forth the ten sacred names of the forbidden dawn ...
I tell a lie ... the NINE sacred names of the forbidden dawn!

Then shall he stride forth, and many shall be the number of his stridings.
Full across the Disc shall he stride.
And those who gaze upon him shall say, "Look -- it is Offler, and he strideth!"
From this day forth, ask theyselves, sinners! Ask!
"Offler strideth, but does he stride for me?"

Or will you too be cast aside into the great big nasty pit, where there shall be a wailing and a gnash of teeth ...
and if you haven't got teeth then teeth will be provided, oh yes indeed.

Black! Black shall be the blood upon his hands!
And large! Large great piercing things shall be upon his head!
And he shall pierceth them who holdeth his name in vain.
"Lo -- we are pierceth," they shall cry. "Ouch! That really hurt!"
Yet it shall avail them nothing, for the piercings shall be many!

Ooooh woe to thee, the pierc-ed!
Woe to thee who turn from Offler!
Woe to those whose unmentionable areas shall feel the prod of those nasty, pointed horns!

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 02, 2014, 09:38:45 PM
I imagine he was sleeping the last time I doubted and asked to be stricken by lightning.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 02, 2014, 10:51:27 PM
I  thought it was the Minotaur who slept.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 02, 2014, 11:52:50 PM
I thought that guy way one of those with eternal sleep problems.

Last In the case of Cthulhu the word 'sleep' is at least debatable Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 03, 2014, 04:15:42 AM
Is an eternal sleep problem being asleep for ever or being awake for ever?

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Post by: roystonoboogie on April 03, 2014, 07:26:25 AM
Eternal sleep being a problem in a finite, time-bounded universe.

Last relatively speaking post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 03, 2014, 08:18:34 AM
As long as we do not know for sure that time is limited in the future, eternal is still possible.

As for the sleeping problem, it could mean both but I was thinking of never sleeping in that case.

What about the case of a multiheaded creature? Is it asleep only if all the heads are asleep.

Last or is it majoritarian? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 03, 2014, 03:48:49 PM
Many heads make light work.

Last I thought it was electricity Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 03, 2014, 05:36:31 PM
Interestingly in nature most creatures with the exception of terrestrial mammals, sleep with one hemisphere at a time.

Last my birds sleep with one side to the wall and the other toward the world, something about not wanting to be eaten Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 03, 2014, 06:29:05 PM
Gives whole new meaning to"eat with the other side of your mouth".

Last new proverbs Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 03, 2014, 06:51:54 PM
Actually watching a sleeping bird is quite disquieting, completely standing still with eyes wide open.

Last it looks kwaayzee! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 03, 2014, 08:43:02 PM
In Germany the law forbids to shoot sleeping birds

Last a little bit of fairplay Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 03, 2014, 09:04:44 PM
Fair play would be providing equivalent firearms to the birds.

Last armed duck Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 03, 2014, 09:07:16 PM
Therefore the qualificatory 'a little bit'.

Last and the birds can divebomb Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 03, 2014, 09:10:52 PM
I just pictured ducks dropping grenades over the hunter's heads.

Last quails are at a disadvantage Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 03, 2014, 09:39:57 PM
Voila!

[youtube=425,350]ZeSHH8DFkf0[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeSHH8DFkf0

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 03, 2014, 09:47:18 PM
Those ducks are graduates from the Imperial School of Marksmanship.

Last miss with rockets? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 03, 2014, 10:00:57 PM
rockets as opposed to missiles are unguided.

Also they reached their goal without having to kill

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 04, 2014, 02:33:23 AM
No one forces the missiles to kill.

Last sentient guns Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 04, 2014, 05:34:44 AM
A rocket has an explosive tip, which at that close range should be damaging if not lethal.

Last unless they used toy rockets Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 04, 2014, 08:17:53 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on April 04, 2014, 02:33:23 AM
No one forces the missiles to kill.

Last sentient guns Post

That's why there are strict limits on the intelligence a weapon is allowed to have

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 05, 2014, 05:58:27 AM
The whole concept of smart weapons is both stupid and scary.

Last skynet Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 05, 2014, 08:58:39 AM
Can a weapon conscientiously object to serve in the armed forces?
Could it be charged with treason? Esp. when the enemy uses it against you?

Last You were made in a US factory. How dare you fire at US forces? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 05, 2014, 06:01:08 PM
And what about friendly fire? Do they have a friend setting?

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 05, 2014, 11:31:44 PM
maybe they are like werewolves always attacking what they love most.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 06, 2014, 04:22:19 AM
Some people love themselves most. Would attaching yourself be counted as friendly fire?

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 06, 2014, 08:16:44 AM
attaching to what? A suicide vest?

Last no one asking for the vest's feeling in this matter Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 07, 2014, 04:08:06 AM
The general hypothesis is that a sentient weapon will turn against it's creators because those pose the bigger threat to it's existence.

Last besides, when have the military been serious about failsafes? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 07, 2014, 08:28:26 AM
Just put one dumb weapon behind every smart one with strict order to shoot the former, if it violates discipline.

Last old and proven method Post

And now for something completely different: A monocled owl with a moustache

(http://www.cakewrecks.com/storage/thumbnails/10710906-24680863-thumbnail.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1396749225411)
http://www.cakewrecks.com/storage/thumbnails/10710906-24680863-thumbnail.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1396749225411
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 07, 2014, 04:25:11 PM
Why is he sitting on a large turd?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 07, 2014, 06:28:25 PM
It's supposed to be a branch/log.

Last not too clear/successful? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 07, 2014, 07:06:33 PM
I think looking closely removes the doubts.

Last far more 'successful' involuntary turd imitations on cakewrecks.com Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 07, 2014, 10:31:18 PM
Looking more closely it looks like a penis.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 07, 2014, 10:40:54 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on April 07, 2014, 10:31:18 PM
Looking more closely it looks like a penis.

Not like mine. Wrong colour just to start with.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 08, 2014, 01:26:00 AM
Maybe the artist was an impressionist.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 08, 2014, 01:45:34 AM
Nah, not their style.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 08, 2014, 04:59:53 AM
Style is a limiting concept.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 08, 2014, 08:46:16 AM
The power of art grows with the limitations it has to contend with.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 09, 2014, 03:12:38 AM
No more figurativism for you.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 09, 2014, 06:12:57 AM
More Jugendstil please

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 09, 2014, 06:58:41 AM
Do I detect a Klimt in your eye?

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Post by: roystonoboogie on April 09, 2014, 07:27:03 AM
Last taken with undisguised Klee post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 09, 2014, 07:41:41 AM
Some Watteau, dear?

Last Monty Python Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 09, 2014, 03:28:27 PM
Last what about water? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 09, 2014, 03:47:30 PM
Yes, a hundred (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friedensreich_Hundertwasser), please

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Post by: roystonoboogie on April 09, 2014, 11:15:17 PM
Now with 10% off!

Last decimated post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 10, 2014, 01:22:12 AM
Not all art is in the millions.

Last some is only in the thousands Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 10, 2014, 05:48:39 AM
Like Mahler's 8th symphony (Symphonie der Tausend)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 10, 2014, 05:55:33 AM
I once heard that at the Albert Hall during the proms.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 10, 2014, 05:59:52 AM
I do not think I ever heard it excpect except maybe some minor* bits

*not as in b minor or a major**
**as in b minor not as a head of town***
***I mean head of a military unit; major not mayor; sorry

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 10, 2014, 04:25:15 PM
I have although not that much. My first impression is that it's a bit much, although never as bad as Bruckner. I'm more familiar with the other symphonies and I do like them very much.

Last in truth I should listen it a couple of times to give a more informed opinion Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 10, 2014, 05:48:30 PM
I'm not at all sure I'd like it listening to a recording. The live performance was spectacular, very different.

Last I used to be alive Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 10, 2014, 07:09:51 PM
Live performances are 300% better than any recording, or IOW a recording a about 1/3rd of the experience of a live performance.

Last provided the performers are decent Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 10, 2014, 08:41:48 PM
I could name some operas that can only lose when actually staged.

Depending on the specific work I can find live performance, live recording or studio recording the best. In somne cases I am acquainted with all three.
There are even some cases where the edition I find best is an ancient one with abysmal sound quality but a vocal performance that really feels alive while more modern ones simply sound sterile.

Last and with my special taste there is often no choice anyway since there is only one recording available Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 10, 2014, 09:44:57 PM
But all things being equal, a live performance will always be better, just from the mechanical POV, it's almost impossible to get the same response from a speaker no matter how expensive. The other aspect is that the public affects the performance, as a performer I can tell you that while sometimes rehearsals sound technically better the emotion of the live performance with public changes things greatly.

Last there is an energy that can't be translated in the recording Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 10, 2014, 10:12:13 PM
As I said, I have made very different experiences with each option coming out on top on different occasions. Some works are superb when just listened to but are a pure disaster on stage however good the individual performance is. And how often does one get the perfect seat where one gets the right mix from the orchestra?

In most cases you are right of course. An imperfect live performance (and its recording) can beat a perfect but sterile studio recording quite often.
On the other hand I have often found an opera recording better than the stage productions (esp. 'modern' ones) of the same. I know to avoid the work of some stage directors like the plague even when the ensemble of performers is 1st rate.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 11, 2014, 01:12:32 AM
I remember when CDs first came out, the music sounded too clean.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 11, 2014, 04:59:40 AM
They aimed for perfection in order to be able to compete with classic vinyl.

Last why else should owners of large collections switch? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 11, 2014, 05:38:56 PM
At the initial prices it was no competition at all, it took ten years before prices were sensible.

Last it could've been worse, remember laser discs? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 11, 2014, 06:04:27 PM
The prices had little to do with production costs even then. It was a business decision to artificially keep them up.
When the (then shellac) disk came on the market it was seen as a novelty and did not command high prices. The breakthrough came with 'exclusive' labels that pretended to be far ahead in quality and were priced much higher. That made it interesting for 'serious' people and thus rised the rep of the technology immensely.
With CDs they seem to have tried the same and also had to compete with the stuff from their own company on vinyl.

The NAXOS label was the first to balance art and business and got founded by a guy who was simply angry about the policy of the major labels. The result: a far broader repertoire at bargain prices plus a helping hand for aspiring but not yet well-known artists and orchestras.

Last I got to know lots of music I never had even heard of before through that company and its two labels NAXOS and Marco Polo* Post

*their 'trial balloon' label that went into really obscure territory. When a production became successful enough here, it got relabeled and moved to the NAXOS catalogue
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 11, 2014, 06:46:45 PM
I have this odd habit of buying music I really like and then not playing it.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 11, 2014, 06:54:48 PM
Same thing here with DVDs (and books) :(

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Post by: Aggie on April 11, 2014, 07:45:53 PM
Ayuh, I've got a shelf full of books I bought used that I haven't read yet. They looked interesting, and I'll probably get around to them, but I still go to the library to find new ones.

sneaking off with the Last Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 11, 2014, 10:23:26 PM
Phew, glad others do this, it makes me feel guilty, as if I have done something naughty, I suppose wasting money. We certainly never as a family do anything like that in my childhood. Shows how modern life has got more and more money, money, money.

Last money makes the world go around Post
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Post by: Aggie on April 11, 2014, 10:49:50 PM
At $1 a book, I'm not too worried about letting them collect dust for a while. ;)

I used to be not able to stop reading a book once I started it, even if I disliked it.  I'd feel guilty for not completing it.  I don't worry about that any more; if it's not an entertaining or enlightening read, I'll put it down.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 11, 2014, 11:26:27 PM
Quote from: Aggie on April 11, 2014, 10:49:50 PMI used to be not able to stop reading a book once I started it, even if I disliked it.  I'd feel guilty for not completing it.  I don't worry about that any more; if it's not an entertaining or enlightening read, I'll put it down.

Same here. Those bad books never got any better so eventually I relaxed the rules. I've just joined a bookclub.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 12, 2014, 04:12:58 AM
The problem starts when one cannot reach the older unread books anymore because of the stacks of newer ones in front.

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Post by: roystonoboogie on April 12, 2014, 09:16:19 AM
A musician friend wrote a thriller, full of horror, violence, drugs, kinky sex, all the manly vices. He publishes it on the Kindle. I tried to read it but I can't - it's utter rubbish. So now I'm stuck.

Last feeling too guilty to start another book before I finish it post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 12, 2014, 11:48:12 AM
You need to speed read it. Just pick out the main point on each page so if he asks you can say something relevant.

I had to read a friend's Sci Fi manuscript and it was pretty much rubbish so sympathise.

Last these posts unuaslly make sense Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 12, 2014, 12:13:04 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on April 12, 2014, 04:12:58 AM
The problem starts when one cannot reach the older unread books anymore because of the stacks of newer ones in front.
I do have that problem.

Last common Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 12, 2014, 04:09:54 PM
So do I. Have this problem. Or rather, there's nowhere for any more books except the floor. Is why I am forced to use my Kindle. I don't know how people coped  before.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 12, 2014, 08:51:03 PM
There are some options but they take a lot of effort.

Last conveyor belt shelves Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 12, 2014, 09:26:41 PM
Effort I don't have.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 12, 2014, 09:53:30 PM
Effortem fortuna adiuvat

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 13, 2014, 01:08:18 AM
Last fortuna imperatrix mundi Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 13, 2014, 07:08:21 AM
Est fortuna lupa

Last et karma canicula Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 13, 2014, 03:55:01 PM
Let's leave wolves out of it.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 13, 2014, 04:13:37 PM
Lupa in lupanari canis lupus femineus non est

Last At femina aequi arteficii Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 13, 2014, 06:02:26 PM
Lupus is a very nasty disease.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 13, 2014, 06:23:07 PM
Sed coitionem cum lupae valde iucundam esse dicitur

Last nec sine periculo, ut concedendum est Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 14, 2014, 12:12:47 AM
Pericles is a great play by Shakespeare. Sadly, not often performed.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 14, 2014, 12:18:27 AM
His Greek plays in general seem to be far less popular.

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Post by: roystonoboogie on April 14, 2014, 12:28:06 AM
...and we're back in the room.

Last not a Latin scholar post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 14, 2014, 12:37:11 AM
Non reminisco nos reintrare cameram.

Last my classical Greek is far too rusty for casual use Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 16, 2014, 04:09:17 PM
Why not learn contemporary Greek?

Last I forgot you're German... ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 16, 2014, 07:21:40 PM
Learn? What? Learn something new? No, I know enough already.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 16, 2014, 09:06:45 PM
Does contemporary Greek still count as a language?

Last I already have my doubts about Italian Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 17, 2014, 12:46:27 AM
Hmm, so according to you all romance languages are just crude dialects from latin?

Last and all slavic from old church slavonic? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 17, 2014, 01:34:08 AM
No, church slavonic is just old Bulgarian.

And you are right about the 'crude' since those languages are derived to a large degree from vulgar Latin* not the 'classic' Latin we learn at school.
It's just a personal impression but both Italian and Greek seem to have degenerated (in a purely technical sense) most in comparision to the 'classic', while the others just got strong influences from Latin that got incorporated into the basic framework of the existing languages. A general sign for this decay (in case of Latin and Greek) is loss of grammatical complexity accompanied by a humungous growth of vocabulary. Early medieval Latin was a pure disgrace becoming unreadable in the more extreme cases (Merovingian Latin wears the crown there). Greek got the vocabulary growth in Byzantine times but otherwise kept up the standards for a long time. The decay of complexity set in (afaict) mainly after the fall of Constantinople in the centuries of occupation.
Interestingly it seems that languages that get isolated (often literally because they are spoken on islands) tend to change far slower and keep the higher degree of formal complexity (cf. Icelandic and Faroese).
Again, loss of complexity does not necessarily mean that the language loses 'quality' but it is an option.

As an aside, I have no idea why it is just classical Greek, German and Icelandic (with the related Faroese) that are able to do real compounding in Europe. Latin cannot which has always been a handicap. Plus Latin lacks the article, in particular the neutral one, so certain things cannot be expressed directly at all. Medieval theologians and scholars had to introduce deliberate changes to the language to cope with that (e.g. they had to invent the noun for 'to be' or 'being' resp.). Occam's razor (entia non sunt mupltiplicanda sine necessitate/praeter necessitatem) would not have been understood at Caesar's and Cicero's time while the Greeks built a whole philosophy on this grammatical peculiarity that their language contained in the starter kit.


*of course this does not apply to Greek, which (d)evolved independently.

---

The jab at modern Greek and Italian in my previous post should be taken with a grain of salt of course.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 17, 2014, 04:40:29 AM
Sanskrit?

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 17, 2014, 08:26:52 AM
I do not know whether Sanskrit was ever a true spoken language (as in: spoke by commoners in the street not just by priests in the temple).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 17, 2014, 03:44:56 PM
Last the hypothesis of a pure language hasn't been confirmed yet Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 17, 2014, 04:04:55 PM
All language is impure.

Last halitosis Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 17, 2014, 05:47:04 PM
Last tell that to C programmers Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 17, 2014, 05:52:47 PM
They will all get converted to LISP one day and there will be howling and gnashing of brackets

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 17, 2014, 07:49:22 PM
If a cult must be erected it has to be xslt.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 17, 2014, 08:15:57 PM
cults don't get erected, only their poles and certain members

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 18, 2014, 01:53:53 AM
Last popes? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 18, 2014, 08:27:30 AM
No, those just get elevated.

Last and occasionally beatified Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 18, 2014, 05:20:29 PM
But what keeps them elevated?

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 18, 2014, 05:23:31 PM
Hot air

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 19, 2014, 03:04:22 AM
I have to say that at least this pope doesn't seem to be full of hot air.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 19, 2014, 03:53:06 AM
Hot air - why does it mean what it means?

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 19, 2014, 08:20:06 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 19, 2014, 03:04:22 AM
I have to say that at least this pope doesn't seem to be full of hot air.

Admittedly most of the time it was not hot air but fire, brimstone and bile what came emanated form the RCC head (the current one being a bit of an anomaly).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 20, 2014, 02:11:36 AM
Last the Jesuits are an anomaly in the contemporary RCC Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 20, 2014, 04:23:05 AM
Last can the RCC ever be contemporary? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 20, 2014, 08:26:38 AM
The Jesuits were always a foreign body in the RCC and always under suspicion
Intellectuals always are in totalitarian systems

Last Si cum Jesuitis not cum Jesu itis Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 20, 2014, 10:32:23 AM
Last Jesus & Co as they are known back home Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 20, 2014, 11:10:42 AM
I always have mixed feelings about the Jesuits. They did a lot of good* and there were quite a few great people in it. On the other hand it is no surprise that they were a model for the SS (they even used Jesuit teaching materials).

*to name just one thing: their fight against the mistreatment of the native population in South America by the European overlords. Iirc that was one of the main reason why the order got dissolved for some time (under a different pretense of course).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 21, 2014, 04:30:17 AM
Well, they're proverbially good making money.

Last rich Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 21, 2014, 07:12:12 AM
Not uncommon for a religious order

Last Die Kirche hat einen guten Magen Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 21, 2014, 02:56:43 PM
At lest they're not coy about it. A good friend of mine went to a Franciscan highschool and he loathed how they talk about poverty with a very full bank account.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 21, 2014, 03:06:21 PM
In the past that usually led to a split in the order (or a new more-humble-than-thou order) with both parts attacking each other for their godless behaviour.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 21, 2014, 04:21:57 PM
If the shoes fit, wear them.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 21, 2014, 05:38:40 PM
Last like certain expensive red shoes? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 21, 2014, 06:03:06 PM
I guess the papal shoes are the cheapest part of the outfit-
Or were you talking Powell & Pressburger shoes

Last or ruby slippers from out of Kansas? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 21, 2014, 06:53:22 PM
Francis outfit seems humble enough, at least.

Last he almost got the job with some old worn shoes Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 21, 2014, 07:23:16 PM
Still, since the election results are not known in advance but there has to be a fitting oufit, the papal tailors make three of them (small, medium, large) just to be sure.

Last no recycling to my knowledge Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 22, 2014, 03:28:44 AM
What is wrong with recycling Papal clothing?

Last vatican city should consider climate change Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 22, 2014, 07:29:56 AM
The papal outfits have a high albedo, so they are by themselves a part of the solution.

Last unlike the pitch black of protestant ministers Post
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Post by: Aggie on April 22, 2014, 06:58:05 PM
High albedo, low libido?  Does this go hand in hand?


Last what does that say about cardinals? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 22, 2014, 07:02:53 PM
The pope has to have at least the capability of libido, so he can fight it. Formally a man lacking the 'man parts' cannot become pope* (reason for lack is irrelevant).

Last and the red of the cardinals stands symbolically for the blood of martyrdom Post

*or even just priest in the RCC
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 22, 2014, 09:05:00 PM
You could only wish priests had a low libido.

Last ask their victims Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 22, 2014, 09:13:31 PM
No holiness without temptation

Last and then there was the Rasputinian theology* Post

* G*d loves repentant sinners => in order to please G*d one has to sin first, so that one cane be repentant afterwards.
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 23, 2014, 03:16:43 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on April 22, 2014, 09:13:31 PM
.......in order to please G*d one has to sin first, so that one cane be repentant afterwards.

I thought I just had to set fire to my firstborn.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 23, 2014, 06:45:04 AM
First the throat has to be cut

Last drained corpses also burn better Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 24, 2014, 03:56:59 PM
One more advantage for ventriloquy.

Last Stop! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 24, 2014, 04:21:19 PM
But where did the ram come from then?

Last do not insert zoophilia joke here Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 24, 2014, 04:45:55 PM
Beware buying any birthday cards for one year old, with a big one (1) on the front, with warning on the back, not suitable for under 3 years of age, small parts, may contain nuts.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 24, 2014, 05:05:33 PM
The latter warning can occasionally be found even on bags of actual nuts

Btw, for some time the age of criminal responsibility was higher over here than the minimum age for becoming federal chancellor. So, how does one treat e.g. wars of aggression in criminal law relating to young offenders? (Angriffskrieg nach Jugendstrafrecht zu ahnden?)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 24, 2014, 06:09:33 PM
Let me see if I'm understanding correctly, are you saying that if a CEO is younger than -say- 40 he is not criminally liable for the decisions he takes?

Last for bankers the age is 199 Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 24, 2014, 06:29:24 PM
Originally the minimum age for becoming (German) chancellor was the same as the voting age (lowered to 18) but full criminal responsible (I think) 3 years above that (the former voting age).

The minimum age of 40 for the chancellorship was introduced only later. Until then only Bundepräsident had a minimum age above legal adulthood.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 24, 2014, 07:19:26 PM
Which begs the question: how often do white collar criminals get what they so richly deserve in Germany?

Last in the States they receive a tax cut and a pat in the back Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 24, 2014, 07:54:27 PM
Depends on what 'richly deserves' means. Boiling in oil, trampling by elephants and ritual disemboweling got a bit out of fashion.
A few prominent tax evaders got to jail in recent times but the real big fish tend to be out of range of German courts but not because the courts are as corrupt as in the US or the guys can afford more expensive lawyers. My esitmate is that in Germany the bad guys are usually a bit less blatant in violation of the law because they are content with the money the can get by at least overtly legal means. Compared to the US our top earners are at best medium fish and get probably laughed at by their US colleagues for their lack of infinite greed true ambition.
For a long time the two richest guys in Germany (the Albrecht brothers) were known for their personal stinginess, e.g. wearing cheaper and older clothes than their average employee. And one old boss at Siemens was known to personally walk from office to office  turning the radiators down before leaving in the evening.

Last bribery stopped to be tax deductible in the late Kohl era Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 24, 2014, 10:10:54 PM
I seriously doubt German bankers are very different from their British or American brethren.

Last and boiling in oil is way too fast for them Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 24, 2014, 10:31:39 PM
Opportunity makes thieves.
No need to be a billionaire in Germany. Those that think they need to be went for the most part abroad.
I would say that the non-Anglosaxon European bankers are (on average) less into short term enrichment and prefer a more sustainable model that still earns them as much as they can reasonably desire but carries less risk. Not much to do with morals I'd say. The mentality of 'I have to have more than the other guy even if I do not acatually need any more money' is stronger in the Anglosaxon world than the German (I might even include Austria in that but that's borderline).

Last slightly less bad but moving in the wrong direction Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 25, 2014, 09:35:30 PM
Anglosaxons need more and more money to build loads of castles and have a grand house in each country in the world, and a few yachts based in different parts of the world, never mind going to the casino in Monte Carlo or wherever. I can't see how they could ever have enough money for their needs (wants). Then they complain they are too poor to buy a Faberge egg. It is always a good idea to  look at things from the other persons perspective. I shouldn't need to explain why rich people need more money.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 25, 2014, 10:31:34 PM
Who needs an original of those eggs. For a true noveau riche an improved new one should be far superior.

Last why go as a cheap as a mere tsar? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 26, 2014, 02:42:40 AM
Which came first? The original or the new one?

Last illogical joke factory Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 26, 2014, 08:17:44 AM
I think that depends on whether the universe is cyclical or linear

Last nothing new under the supernova Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 26, 2014, 05:35:20 PM
If the universe is even real.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 26, 2014, 07:38:10 PM
In case of doubt there is always the inner universe

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIP41E4B-bI
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 28, 2014, 05:21:19 PM
The one in Orion's belt?

Last stupid cat Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 28, 2014, 06:52:56 PM
Wasn't the cat from Cheshire?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 28, 2014, 07:44:26 PM
Last aren't vanishing cats like vanishing cabinets? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 28, 2014, 08:00:28 PM
The difference is bines

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 28, 2014, 08:03:41 PM
Never seen vines in a room.

Last but drinking wine is tolerated Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 28, 2014, 08:11:24 PM
What about the vine cellar?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 28, 2014, 09:16:00 PM
If the vines took the cellar the wine is likely corked.

Last expensive vinegar Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 28, 2014, 09:54:57 PM
I actually prefer vinegar.

Last but it can be rather cheap as far as I am concerned Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 29, 2014, 02:15:08 AM
So you'd drink vinegar rather than meths?

I suppose you'd be more likely to get the former at a food bank, should you need to.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 29, 2014, 03:48:44 AM
I use vinegar for cleaning tiles.

(I don't use it even in salads :barf: ).

Last besides, nothing like a good Bordeaux Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 29, 2014, 07:48:51 AM
But for cleaning it's the 20-25% vinegar solution, not the 4-5% for conimentary urposes.

Last 100% acetic acid is quite a nasty stuff Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 29, 2014, 04:42:46 PM
If you use it to descale your kettle, the smell and taste lasts a very long time.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 29, 2014, 07:35:12 PM
I dilute the condiment kind to clean the tiles in the balcony where my birds live.

Last at 1-2% the smell isn't that offensive Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 29, 2014, 09:46:48 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on April 29, 2014, 04:42:46 PM
If you use it to descale your kettle, the smell and taste lasts a very long time.

I find that in the kettle rinsing once or twice with clear water is enough

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 30, 2014, 12:49:31 PM
Perhaps London's water is too hard.

Last Berlin softer than London Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 30, 2014, 12:57:53 PM
Berlin is the official world standard for hard water.
We export the stuff worldwide so e.g. washing machine manufacturers can test their products under extreme but natural conditions.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 30, 2014, 04:41:34 PM
Suspect water is as hard if not harder here in South FL (which is considered extremely hard in the US).

Last and the water in Cancún is even harder Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 30, 2014, 05:02:44 PM
According to wikipedia the hadest water in the US can be found in the South-Western states (>1000 ppm) and the softest in the North-Eastern states.

Last that explains a lot about the people, doesn't it?  ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 30, 2014, 10:03:33 PM
Soft or hard, ours seems arbitrary.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 30, 2014, 10:26:45 PM
Water is anomalous to start with

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 01, 2014, 01:38:16 AM
But necessary for what we call life.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 01, 2014, 08:24:03 AM
And one can see the results everywhere. How could one expect reasonable standards to be kept when the very solvent it is based on behaves abnormally?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 01, 2014, 03:52:40 PM
The question is if it is behaving badly under the surface of Europa or Enceladus.

Last is it alive? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 01, 2014, 04:00:57 PM
At least it is highly impressionable, if the homoeopaths are correct.

Last  maybe that's where the whole enchilada comes from Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 01, 2014, 04:37:57 PM
That's it!! God is in the water!!

Last His Dark Materials was close but mistaken Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 01, 2014, 04:49:39 PM
In the beginning there was water - Thales

Last hydor not logos Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 01, 2014, 06:01:53 PM
That would explain the mystical meaning of falls in most cultures.

Last fallen Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 01, 2014, 06:04:24 PM
The one with the loudest voice knows to impress ;)

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 01, 2014, 06:11:09 PM
And on full force those voices can be very loud.

Last deafening Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 01, 2014, 06:12:04 PM
However loud, the deaf won't hear.

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 01, 2014, 06:42:08 PM
Might not hear it but certainly feel it.

Last even scarier Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 01, 2014, 09:38:24 PM
La, La, La, good vibrations......

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Post by: roystonoboogie on May 01, 2014, 09:43:36 PM
Well I took the last post and I cruised to thehamburger stand now...
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 01, 2014, 10:58:19 PM
I will be in Hamburg Sunday next week on my return home from my short trip to Britain.

But I will take the Last Post now
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 02, 2014, 02:24:31 AM
May you conquer the isles once and for all...

Last ;) :P Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 02, 2014, 07:05:49 AM
Too large a goal for such a short campaign.

Last better avoid Southampton though Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 02, 2014, 12:27:07 PM
Last what would be the German equivalent? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 02, 2014, 05:07:57 PM
Drop in for tea!

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 02, 2014, 05:30:12 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 02, 2014, 12:27:07 PM
Last what would be the German equivalent? Post

To what exactly?
I just said better keep out of the area while I roam there :mrgreen:

Quote from: Griffin NoName on May 02, 2014, 05:07:57 PM
Drop in for tea!

Sorry, no time for that. Our group* lands at Heathrow and gets transferred directly to Southampton. This day and the next we will harry the area there plus Portsmouth and Gosport. Then we check in on the ship that will carry us back to Hamburg (for the iirc 825th official birthday of the harbour). In the evening I plan to take a cheap train back to Berlin.
If we'd stay in London, I might have dropped in (if convenient for everyone of course). The way it is, I'll mainly have the choice which museum** to leave out reluctantly (too many even in that small area for the time available). I fear it will not be possible to visit both the submarine museum in Gosport and HMS Victory and Conqueror in Portsmouth. I guess I'll choose subs over sails in that case.

*from the German society for shipping and naval history (DGSM)
**and that's counting just the naval ones

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 02, 2014, 09:46:50 PM
Well, Southampton obviously.

Last crime in Germany Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 02, 2014, 09:54:13 PM
From what I read recently the only crime Southampton significantly differs from the average English town is a higher occurrence of rape.

I have no idea what the rape capital of Germany is currently.

Last Poit
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 02, 2014, 11:14:01 PM
Last where are the dark corners? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 03, 2014, 01:35:26 AM
What a strange statistic re rape in Southampton. Wonder why?

If you are in Portsmouth take a detour to the graveyard and look up my about 6th great grandpa back who was Port Admiral :D  (it has been verified)

Gatwick would have been nearer Southampton than Heathrow, and more likely cheaper flights.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 03, 2014, 06:13:43 AM
It got booked as a package over a travel agency, so I have no idea about specific pricing. But it seems that BA handles all direct flights from Berlin to London in the same manner on the German side, so I guess they also go to the same London airport. I remember it was also Heathrow some decades ago when we had a school trip to Britain (that went to Coventry).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 03, 2014, 07:51:59 AM
According to a spreadsheet I found sexual offenses per 1000 for 2011-12 were two (2) the same as many other cities like Camden or Manchester, but in the city of London they had three (3).

Last no comment on how many of those are rape and of which kind Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 03, 2014, 08:45:03 AM
The wiki entry just said that the rape rate was higher than the average in the general area, not actually 'rape capital of the nation'.

Last use of term just for dramatic purposes Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 03, 2014, 06:13:25 PM
general area - isn't the implication that rapes reported are more in the city than the countryside (where fewer people live anyway).

In any case, the number of unreported rapes is likely a much higher figure.

Last statistics prove nothing Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 03, 2014, 07:07:59 PM
But I assume that at least relative rates are more or less cosistent, so one could compare Oxford to Cambridge, Southampton to Plymouth etc.
Between countries or even between rural and urban areas in the same country are far more problematic.
I read guesses that in India only about 1 in 200 cases gets reported. In a tiny nation like Iceland where most people know each other and/or are related, few cases will remain undetected even without considering the very different attitude concerning the topic (Iceland today being very egalitarian and liberal in strict opposition to the patriarchal, conservative cultural climate in India).

Last how times change Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 03, 2014, 09:12:19 PM
Sweden has a much higher rate than other countries in western Europe but they claim it's because it is more readily reported and the laws more extensive.

Last ask Julian Assange Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 03, 2014, 09:38:03 PM
Scandinavia is not free of violence, especially when alcohol is involved. But since it usually involves barely the hands and not handguns, fatality rates tend to be a wee bit lower than in the US.

Last and where there is violence sex is rarely afar Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 04, 2014, 05:30:35 PM
Also of interest is the number of rapes per rapist. Max Cliiford = 8 (prosecuted) Jimmy Saville = a lot more
Are these counted in the stats?

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 04, 2014, 09:39:30 PM
As far as I know only the total number of rapes. If the rapist does not get caught, it is difficult to be certain who is responsible for wich and how many.

Last and I think gangbangs are only counted as a single rape case with multiple perpetrators Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 04, 2014, 11:50:36 PM
The whole under-reported thing may have something to do with that.

Last ie, that man raped me (and has been doing so for x amount of time) = 1 rape Post
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Post by: roystonoboogie on May 05, 2014, 12:51:35 AM
Also the under-reporting because 'they got him' bias (we had 174 comlaints against the one guy, but only 18 were accompanied by credible evidence, so we only charged him with 18 offences).

Last all men are pigs post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 05, 2014, 04:26:20 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 04, 2014, 11:50:36 PM
The whole under-reported thing may have something to do with that.

Last ie, that man raped me (and has been doing so for x amount of time) = 1 rape Post

Not if there is a time interval between the occasions. Men have been convicted for multiple rapes of the same person.

Last although it took some time before it got applied to husbands too. A decision still not fully accepted esp. in conservative circles Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 05, 2014, 04:59:41 PM
Marital rape is a recent thing in legal terms.

Last still legal in many locales Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 05, 2014, 05:05:33 PM
That was my point.

Last over here it also took long and had to fight strong conservative opposition Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 05, 2014, 05:39:23 PM
Male rape is also a "new" legal development.

Last and the military are dragging their feet on that one as well Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 05, 2014, 06:20:49 PM
Redevelopment I'd say. The question there too is who gets punished.

Last being the receiving part* has been occasionally the far greater offence in the eys of the law Post

*even being just suspected of that
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 05, 2014, 06:49:12 PM
Last blaming the victim has always been popular on those crimes Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 05, 2014, 07:26:54 PM
Just the reason was different for males and females.

Last property damage vs. honour damage Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 05, 2014, 07:40:04 PM
Last damaged psyche Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 05, 2014, 07:52:11 PM
Not a legal matter until quite recently

Last only body and soul were of interest not the psyche* Post

*although that word strictly means 'soul'
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 05, 2014, 07:55:24 PM
Social structures (supposedly) rely on a strict set of rules.

Last platonism and moralism go together Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 05, 2014, 08:00:45 PM
Mankind created culture then got controlled by it.

Last unintendend consequences Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 05, 2014, 09:27:11 PM
According to S. Pinker there is a value on social norms, and his contention is that those promote self-discipline which in turn decreases violence.

Last his example is the raise in violence rates in the 60s & 70s Post
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Post by: roystonoboogie on May 05, 2014, 10:10:53 PM
Last what about the leaded petrol hypothesis? post.

Huge inverse correlation between lead in petrol and violence.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 06, 2014, 03:46:45 AM
Let's do a double blind study.

Last an eye for an eye turns the whole world blind Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 06, 2014, 05:14:27 PM
Last she blinded me with science! Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 06, 2014, 05:35:31 PM
Last pin the tail on the donkey Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 06, 2014, 07:03:44 PM
That would be asinine voodoo

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 06, 2014, 09:35:10 PM
I don't care vot voodoo.

Last inappropriate joke Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 07, 2014, 03:58:33 AM
Last VAT voodoo? Post
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Post by: Aggie on May 07, 2014, 05:55:04 AM
Hmm, if Swato's away, I'll take the

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 07, 2014, 04:25:03 PM
Take it where?

Last private word Post
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Post by: Aggie on May 07, 2014, 05:00:00 PM
Take it for dinner...


Last how do you cook a Post?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 07, 2014, 10:09:30 PM
Let the post simmer.

Last and use plenty of spices Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 08, 2014, 02:24:46 AM
DO NOT BOIL.

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 08, 2014, 02:59:51 AM
Certainly do not freeze.

Last there is no stopping it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: roystonoboogie on May 08, 2014, 07:23:14 AM
In that case I'm going to poach this last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 08, 2014, 12:35:24 PM
I suggest you reconsider, we don't take poachers kindly!

The Last Post isn't going anywhere.
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 08, 2014, 03:59:37 PM
No, it's going somewhere! To me.

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 08, 2014, 07:13:12 PM
Curious, I see it with me.

Last faithful Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 09, 2014, 03:03:27 PM
Unfaithful to the last, hopping around.

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 09, 2014, 06:32:24 PM
The Last Post isn't a bunny!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: roystonoboogie on May 10, 2014, 08:58:32 AM
How do you know? That wasn't even the last post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 10, 2014, 04:57:27 PM
Maybe it's quantum.

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 10, 2014, 08:55:05 PM
Quantum bunnies are rare.

Last strange boson Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 11, 2014, 03:38:13 AM
Rarity means great value.

As is

The Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 11, 2014, 05:03:42 AM
You'd think that would make iridium more expensive.

Last or tungsten Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: roystonoboogie on May 11, 2014, 10:01:01 AM
I had a look on eBay and I couldn't find any last extremely rare posts.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 11, 2014, 03:47:44 PM
That's because I have them all.

Last Post
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Post by: roystonoboogie on May 11, 2014, 09:52:08 PM
I'll just have to look for other rarities.

Last 1967 left-hand thread with humbuckers, made in Germany post.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 12, 2014, 12:39:21 AM
Like medieval books and fossilized bone fragments?

Last ancient Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 12, 2014, 07:15:53 AM
Just came back from my trip to Britain yesterday evening. No time yet to look at the photos I made.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: roystonoboogie on May 12, 2014, 08:16:40 AM
Took a Kodak Instamatic on my first trip to France. Did not go well.

Last two whole rolls of pictures of my left ear - I was holding it backwards post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 12, 2014, 08:42:36 AM
Most of the images taken at night are out of focus.
In part due to the long shutter opening combined with my inability to keep my hand unmoving and in part to the autofocus not working well at low light levels.
Otherwise less bad than expected. I may post a selection some time.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 12, 2014, 02:58:51 PM
Low lighting photography is incredibly tricky, you have to fiddle with the settings if the camera allows it, but your average point-and-shoot will likely have trouble with those pictures.

Last max aperture, medium exposition, high ASA/ISO, and/or a tripod with long exposure and a timer for static subjects Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 12, 2014, 05:03:18 PM
camera obscuras are easier to manage

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 12, 2014, 05:19:57 PM
I suspect daguerreotypes are much more involved to get an image.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 12, 2014, 06:15:29 PM
We built our own camerae obscurae* in physics class and tried them in the school yard. On the picture I took it was at least possible to recognize the location. Only one classmate achieved something that look like a 'normal' if rather unfocused and shaky photograph (still rather impressive). Most others got just something gray.
I think I still kept the contraption somewhere.

I am no good at fiddling with camera features and try to get out of auto functions what is possible for me. But it's a learning curve.

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*or cameras obscuras to keep with the accusative case
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 12, 2014, 07:32:06 PM
Nowadays you can even fiddle with camera phones, although to tell the truth not a great deal*.

Last pre DSLRs and DSLRs have most or all the functions you'd expect from an old fashion professional camera Post

*mostly while balancing, with the exception to the Samsung Android camera which has something resembling an actual lens.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 12, 2014, 11:04:20 PM
I sinned. I got my grammar wrong.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 13, 2014, 12:10:50 AM
Quandoque bonus dormitat Homerus

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 13, 2014, 01:13:48 AM
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 13, 2014, 08:18:19 AM
We should avoid hexametric zombies, I agree.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 13, 2014, 02:51:45 PM
Avoiding everyone would mean one keeps the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 13, 2014, 03:17:29 PM
I am not aware that any hexametric undead ever claimed the Last Post

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 13, 2014, 05:32:23 PM
Isn't that as grammatically valid as the War on Terror?

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 13, 2014, 06:10:14 PM
Better than war under terror, I'd think.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 13, 2014, 09:27:14 PM
War is by definition a form of terror.

Last unless your are the one declaring it from a position of power Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 13, 2014, 11:23:59 PM
In a classical definition the purpose of war is to impose one's will on an opponent.

The classics obviously could not imagine that someone could ever conduct a war where the opponent was completely irrelevant and the purpose purely internal on the aggressor's side (in the sense of: 'we need a war, please find someone, anyone to attack. We'll think about official reasons later.')

Last wag the dog before TV Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 14, 2014, 03:34:38 PM
I'm not fully convinced of that argument, I'm sure the Romans declared wars for internal reasons more than relevant reasons.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 14, 2014, 04:47:50 PM
Oue local Daily Chronicle hasn't much to say about  the Romans.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 14, 2014, 04:52:14 PM
I know of no Roman war (apart from civil war of course) with pure internal reasons. Grabbing land, riches and slaves were always reason enough.
Rome (like many other empires) became unstable when not constantly expanding.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 15, 2014, 12:02:07 AM
Probably not explicitly, but victories abroad are always good for the reputation at home.

Last so much so that generals frequently were murdered if they were too successful Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 15, 2014, 07:56:51 AM
Well, generals that were not successful were also expected to die, either by their own hand (Rome) or by public crucifixion (Carthage).

Last tightrope walking for the brass Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 15, 2014, 03:45:53 PM
And then you wonder why the generals were so prone to take enter the city fully armed.

Last despite edicts prohibiting it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 15, 2014, 04:09:30 PM
Not that many. And at least one turned back when he found his mother standing in the doorway.

Last and the army was only banned from the oldest parts of the city (within the old wall) not the suburbs Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 15, 2014, 04:23:44 PM
Just grabbing the

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 15, 2014, 04:45:18 PM
Last Is Post grabbing legal?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 15, 2014, 09:41:43 PM
As long as it does not get groped...

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 15, 2014, 11:25:10 PM
The problem is who did the Last Post groping.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 16, 2014, 12:08:09 AM
The Gropenfuhrer can't be last

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 16, 2014, 03:53:17 AM
What if there was a bot which took the Last Post every time someone posted the Last Post?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 16, 2014, 08:04:21 AM
Asking for a debotting?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 16, 2014, 01:03:57 PM
Does it pass the Touring test?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 16, 2014, 05:03:40 PM
It seems not to have reached Dakar yet

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 16, 2014, 06:04:09 PM
We'll always have Paris.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 16, 2014, 06:33:03 PM
Not if Nigel Farage has his way.

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I just voted Green party, I never thought I'd ever do that, but it's the only party left which isn't out to damage humanity. It's a wasted vote, so a protest vote. If there'd been a Monster Raving Loony Party standing I'd have voted that.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 16, 2014, 07:59:37 PM
Considering that your main three parties are pretty much different dresses on the same evil, and that some of your small parties have gone the way of the Loony Crazy Party, voting Green sounds like a great option.

Last here the Overtly Evil vs the We Like To Pretend We're Not Evil, We Promise Guv parties, make the pretenders a necessity Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 16, 2014, 11:00:46 PM
I also consider voting Green in the upcoming European elections. That's the most neutral way not just to waste the vote, I'd say. And it's necessary to vote just to fill up the pool, so the fringers (more or less a constant number) are kept low percentagewise.

Last Germany has at least partially proportionate representation, so voting Green is not a throwaway either Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: roystonoboogie on May 17, 2014, 10:28:45 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 16, 2014, 07:59:37 PM
Considering that your main three parties are pretty much different dresses on the same evil...
Last Downs, A (1957), An Economic Theory Of Democracy (New York: Harper) post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 17, 2014, 11:22:03 AM
After a settling period, post-war Western Germany had three parties to be taken seriously: Christian Democrats*(CDU, conservative), Social Democrats(SPD, moderate left) and Free Democrats (FDP, Liberal/Libertarian). Later we added Green. After reunification the old Eastern ruling party joined the club in a reformed version (PDS).
There have been some changes on the left since then and recently parts of the left SPD fused with the PDS to become the new Die Linke (literally: the left).

Last right wing fringe parties come and go but have not yet got seats in the federal house of parliament) Post

*Bavaria has its own version, the CSU
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 17, 2014, 05:54:44 PM
What puzzles me is why UKIP stand for becoming MEPs when they want us toleave it. Do they think they can pervert it from the inside?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 17, 2014, 09:34:22 PM
In the US that is the official mission of the Tea Party and certain other elements of the Right.

Last Grover 'drown it in a bathtub' Norquist Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 17, 2014, 11:42:04 PM
Quote from: roystonoboogie on May 17, 2014, 10:28:45 AM
Downs, A (1957), An Economic Theory Of Democracy (New York: Harper)
That's an interesting one, particularly the assertion that a rational voter would always abstain.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 18, 2014, 08:23:56 AM
Political 'abstinence only'?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 18, 2014, 03:48:08 PM
Un-voting would be better than abstinence.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 18, 2014, 05:17:06 PM
Negative votes would likely get used strategically against anyone challenging the status quo.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 19, 2014, 12:54:41 PM
Does it make a difference? Those who abstain do so more than anything else due to apathy.

Last un-voting sounds even more democratic than voting Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 19, 2014, 01:51:00 PM
The Big Parties would unite to use parts of their base to negatively vote on small parties and heretics in their own ranks.
A dangerous tool though. If handled badly it could become a MAD scenario leaving only extremists. It would always be a gamble how many votes should be targeted at the enemy and how many are needed to maintain the power base. Lower effect in proportional representation but potentiall deadly in 'winner takes all'.
More interesting even would be two votes, one positive, one negative.

Last could mean zero net votes for every candidate Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 19, 2014, 03:33:59 PM
Zero net votes is about what we had in the last election.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 19, 2014, 03:56:01 PM
Because people are/were disgusted with both (post)Blairites and Tories?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 19, 2014, 04:24:53 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 19, 2014, 01:51:00 PM
The Big Parties would unite to use parts of their base to negatively vote on small parties and heretics in their own ranks.
This would only work if the big party in question doesn't have competition from another big party, IOW if you have a one party dictatorship it would virtually eliminate any minority party representation, but the general result would be the same as they would have complete control over the legislature anyway.

Last would you really risk legitimate for votes to push againstvotes, if someone else has a legitimate challenge against you? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 19, 2014, 05:02:01 PM
Would be a nice excersise in maneuvering and bluffing. The trick would be to get the other side to waste the votes. And to get the minor groups that have no chance of winning themselves to use their negative votes against your opponent. Consider this: Many voters dislike all choices but love to vote against certain guys. They may not be willing to vote FOR you but could be goaded into voting AGAINST your most dangerous rival.

Last better to vote against the greater evil than voting for the lesser Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 19, 2014, 05:28:43 PM
But as long as that is a legitimate voter choice I don't see how is it a problem to vote against.

Last I'm one of those people Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 19, 2014, 05:42:29 PM
In my estimate the result would be nothing that realistically represented the will of a majority. It could only work with a majority of voters using their heads and some degree of analytical thought. Compare the 'compromise' of dividing the cake with one side proposing 50:50 and the other 100:0, yielding 75% for the unreasonable side.

Last and that's not even considering one side not taking 'yes' for an answer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 19, 2014, 06:11:47 PM
Erm, is there a place where the will of the majority is represented realistically?

Last without trampling the voices of the minority? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 19, 2014, 06:29:49 PM
Scandinavia usually does a tolerable job there.

Otherwise, why should we make it even worse with a voting game that can be rigged even more easily?

Last the more complicated the game the easier it is to game Post

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Btw, game. How about this one?
Each player gets forty cards consisting of four colours with the numbers from 1 to 10.
In each round each player can play (hidden at first) up to four cards. the value is calculated thus: add numbers of  cards of same colour then multiply the sums of all colours. E.g. Red2, Red4, Yellow6, Blue3 => (2+4)*6*3=108. The player with the highest result collects the cards played by the other players in this round. If two have the same higest result, their cards get discarded and the take is decided between the remaining players. A player that has no cards left is out. When all cards are played (or only one player has cards left) the game ends and the players count their takes (simple sum of all numbers independent of colour). The player with the highest sum wins. Again, if two or more have the same highest sum total they cancel each other out and the winner is the next in line.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 19, 2014, 07:11:37 PM
To make it interesting you have X seconds to do the math or you lose the hand, and if the number you give is wrong you get penalized with losing twice the cards.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 19, 2014, 07:24:15 PM
It will be difficult enough to hold 40 cards.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 20, 2014, 01:16:36 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 19, 2014, 07:24:15 PM
It will be difficult enough to hold 40 cards.

You could design some electronic device that took in 40 cards (all at once) and distributed them into a visible hand (ie. each card showing as they would in a normal number in a normal hand), instantly, no waiting around.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 20, 2014, 03:09:12 AM
Last virtual cards in a tablet Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 20, 2014, 09:11:41 AM
Nah, I am a traditionalist. Only real cards. A material card holder may be acceptable.

Given that a key part is not to let the opposition see how many cards one plays in each trick a viewer screen may be the best solution. Maybe a clipboard in the style of a page from a stamp collector album.

I seriously have no idea what the best tactics would be in this game and it would be quite a task to remember which cards the opposition has already played given that it is three to four times the usual.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 20, 2014, 04:08:57 PM
My tactic would be Solo Misere.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 20, 2014, 04:39:22 PM
Any relation to Martingale?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 20, 2014, 07:08:45 PM
No, nor Nightingale.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 20, 2014, 09:36:57 PM
So, you do not live at Berkely Square?

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Post by: roystonoboogie on May 20, 2014, 11:19:30 PM
Just because she doesn't live in Berkley, you don't have to call her a square!

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 20, 2014, 11:46:40 PM
Just because she is not a solipsist bishop she is not necessayrily hip.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 21, 2014, 01:57:38 AM
Oy! What's all this she business? I am right here.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 21, 2014, 08:14:31 AM
Your here is our there and the other way around too

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 21, 2014, 03:35:28 PM
So I'm all of a dither?

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 21, 2014, 03:52:35 PM
If we believe quantum mechanics, we all are nothing but ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 21, 2014, 04:35:30 PM
Last your argument -like yourself- is full of holes Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 21, 2014, 08:02:40 PM
Yes, I am a big cheese.

Last actually not Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 21, 2014, 08:15:53 PM
Last a hot potato? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 21, 2014, 08:21:01 PM
a couch poptato. Currently too hot due to external temperature being above my comfort level.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 21, 2014, 08:22:13 PM
Which begs the question, how high above sea level is Berlin?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 21, 2014, 09:00:08 PM
We have experience in building our own mountains (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teufelsberg).

34–120 m (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teufelsberg) above standard sea level

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 22, 2014, 01:47:45 AM
That means the water will cover my apartment building way before it gets to Berlin.

Last no higher ground Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 22, 2014, 07:53:21 AM
Always keep a boat on the roof for emergencies.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 22, 2014, 02:35:55 PM
I still have about 5 mts before the water enters my living room.

Last by then I would have had to exchange my car for a boat Post
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Post by: roystonoboogie on May 22, 2014, 03:02:27 PM
Now I feel obliged to check my altitude.

Last 145m, plus the height of my office chair (http://dateandtime.info/) post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 22, 2014, 03:04:01 PM
Why not opt for an amphibious car?

Last all the rage a few decades ago Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 22, 2014, 05:43:05 PM
Will a wheelchair do? (self-propel)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 22, 2014, 06:39:19 PM
I'll start the design of a hover-chair, I'm sure they will be the rage.

Last the trick is the noise countermeasures Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 22, 2014, 08:12:45 PM
Just get old and the noise will be somebody else's problem.

Last the advantage of beinh hard of hearing Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 22, 2014, 08:57:51 PM
But that is a degenerative problem that can only be worsened by loud noises.

Last how many watts for the audio of noise cancelling on a hovercraft? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 22, 2014, 09:03:17 PM
See, the problem comes with its own solution.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 22, 2014, 09:52:40 PM
So does chronic hunger.

Last death solves a number of problems Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 22, 2014, 10:54:56 PM
I guess that's the reason why it is so often applied

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 23, 2014, 01:26:15 AM
As it has been said in so many countries, the war on poverty is waged by killing the poor of hunger, what the libertarians fail to understand is that it takes real effort to get actual results.

Last ask Stalin about the Ukrainians , or the XIX century English about the Irish Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 23, 2014, 06:14:23 AM
Can't ask dead people.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 23, 2014, 07:50:30 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 23, 2014, 01:26:15 AM
As it has been said in so many countries, the war on poverty is waged by killing the poor of hunger, what the libertarians fail to understand is that it takes real effort to get actual results.

Last ask Stalin about the Ukrainians , or the XIX century English about the Irish Post

And it takes so damn long. Killing by thirst is so much quicker.

Last ask Lothar von Trotha about the Herero Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 23, 2014, 04:30:56 PM
Better kill them with kindness.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 23, 2014, 06:43:38 PM
The problem is that some think that killing is a form of kindness.

Last not clear to who Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 23, 2014, 07:31:45 PM
It rarely is but can be in certain circumstances.

Last consent is preferable Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 23, 2014, 08:03:09 PM
Is it real consent if they actively make it a living hell?

Last mobster's favor Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 23, 2014, 08:14:10 PM
Offers that can't get refused have the only advantage of at least being polite

Last the police may be of a different opinion Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 23, 2014, 08:16:33 PM
Last killing them softly Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 23, 2014, 08:54:41 PM
Cushions are a good silencers, I hear.

Last except for guns Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 23, 2014, 09:20:17 PM
But plastic bags one can do oneself.

Last don't try this at home Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 23, 2014, 09:27:35 PM
One can do oneself in with them but can you really do (=make) them yourself?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 23, 2014, 09:58:25 PM
Last make it real Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 23, 2014, 10:01:09 PM
What exactly? Plastics?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 23, 2014, 10:08:15 PM
Last I mean your means Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 23, 2014, 10:32:50 PM
I can be quite mean, especially in the absence of means

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Post by: roystonoboogie on May 24, 2014, 09:47:06 AM
I have no idea why I am getting in the middle of this.

Last central tendency post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 24, 2014, 11:26:54 AM
So, you are one of those centripetals?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 25, 2014, 05:30:58 AM
A centipede was happy quite
Until a toad in fun said
Prey which foot comes after which?
Which brought his mind to such a pitch
He lay dejected in a ditch
Considering how to run.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 25, 2014, 07:42:04 AM
If we had to move around consciously controlling all muscles, we would be unable to do anything useful either.
A nasty variant: certain drugs block the breathing reflex without paralyzing the muscles. A victim can stay alive as long as (s)he stays conscious and keeps breathing deliberately. The moment the victim falls asleep or gets detracted enough spells the end.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 26, 2014, 12:31:51 AM
Lead me to that drug. It's a Bank Holiday here and these always seem the last straw to me.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 26, 2014, 12:59:23 AM
It's all controlled substances. Also I believe suffocation at full consciousness is not the best way to go.
High explosives or the 15t weight seem to me a better solution, if a quick and painless exit is the goal (at least for the one applying it to him- or herself).

Last better invite the PM for laced tea Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 26, 2014, 04:46:18 PM
Now we have a far right EU the personal exit plan becomes more important. Perhaps they will aboliish the control of substances.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 26, 2014, 05:19:25 PM
Unlikely. RW tends to be authoritarian too and thus more likely to keep control (at least over the commoners).

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 27, 2014, 12:15:43 AM
Looks like Germany might turn out to be the only country actually left in the EU ;)

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 27, 2014, 08:12:17 AM
Maybe then the project of a Northern union could be on the table again.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 27, 2014, 05:33:26 PM
Send some Ukrainians to Bavaria to stir things up - show them the way - etc

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 27, 2014, 06:15:39 PM
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 27, 2014, 10:22:58 PM
I'd say, hand Bavaria over to the Austrians, that's where they belong.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 28, 2014, 02:30:36 AM
Do their women have beards?

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 28, 2014, 07:59:04 AM
Apart from singing dwarfs I am unaware of that

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 29, 2014, 03:38:16 PM
Why do you dislike the "Eastern Kingdom"* so much when larger empires loom eastern of it?

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*isn't that what Österreich means?
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 29, 2014, 05:04:57 PM
Yes but from us it's South (at least the bulk of it).
There was once a mighty empire right to the East: The Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth.
During its golden age it was far mightier than Russia and even ruled in Moscow for some time through a puppet regime.
One reason for its downfall was an out of control filibuster rule. Imagine the US Congress with every single member having full veto power. Worse, a veto not applying just to a single bill but also to any bill already passed in the same session.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 29, 2014, 05:37:21 PM
Isn't that the empire to which we owe the current civil war in eastern Ukraine?

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 29, 2014, 07:06:31 PM
To a degree yes. And those unruly peasants with the colourful clothing that tried to become pen pals with the sultan.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 29, 2014, 08:22:17 PM
What happened to the time when the legacy of the muslim world was astronomy and algebra?

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 29, 2014, 08:43:56 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 29, 2014, 08:22:17 PM
What happened to the time when the legacy of the muslim world was astronomy and algebra?

The crusades.
And Spain went downhill when the besieged Moors called in holy warriors from abroad to stem the Reconquista. The fundamentalist mercenaries took over and destroyed the tolerant (for its day) culture replacing it with something far more reminiscent of the cross-wielding fanatics on the other side of the frontline. Al-Andalus was dead long before the last Moorish city fell and the Christian thought police took over and kicked out most of the valuable citizenry, putting new and mostly incompetent people in charge that could prove their 'Old Christian' status (the Limpieza de sangre (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limpieza_de_sangre), an equivalent of the Ariernachweis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aryan_certificate) of the Nazis).

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 30, 2014, 04:22:20 PM
We have a lot to thank Henery VIII for, even if he did cut off a lot of heads.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 30, 2014, 04:44:14 PM
The British were rather xenophobic in those days and it got even worse under the Tudors if I am not mistaken.

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Post by: roystonoboogie on May 30, 2014, 11:27:26 PM
Last UKIP post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 31, 2014, 12:01:11 AM
We seem to be the only country in that election with no strong party on the fringe right.
If the standard pattern from the past holds true, the AfD will disappear without a trace in a few years and something similar spawn anew a few years later (and so forth).

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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 31, 2014, 02:58:58 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 31, 2014, 12:01:11 AM
We seem to be the only country in that election with no strong party on the fringe right.


Hence my comment only Germany will be left in the EU. (as in only country, not left of right).

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 31, 2014, 08:19:21 AM
Germany has strong xenophobic tendencies too but no party has been able to monopolize it.
EU and xenophobia are not mutually exclusive per se

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 31, 2014, 11:44:27 PM
Xenophobia is -ironically- something common to the human kind, case in point, as moronic as it may sound there are neonazis in Colombia (and Mexico, and Argentina, etc, etc).

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 31, 2014, 11:57:26 PM
Modern antisemitism in Germany (and Central Europe in general) became virulent when the Jews began to seriously assimilate and were thus no more immediately recognizable as 'alien'. That's also a common human trait, the 'hidden alien' being more feared than the clearly visible one

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Post by: Aphos on June 02, 2014, 01:23:47 PM
Tribalism.

<sigh>

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 02, 2014, 02:51:01 PM
The traditional tribes saw no problem in absorbing the females from the defeated. The classic racists on the other hand fear the women most of all.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 02, 2014, 03:51:51 PM
A few weeks ago when the scandal about the owner of the L.A. Clippers basketball team erupted there was a note in the new show with John Oliver that shows how odd XXI century racism is, on one end Sterling (the owner of the Clippers) didn't mind his girlfriend to f**k her black friends so long nobody saw her, and on the other there were some KKK members saying that they had no problem being seen with black people so long they didn't had babies with them.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 02, 2014, 04:45:11 PM
Prince Charles got told about Carmilla (before he even met Diana) : Bed her, don't wed her.
The trouble started early obviously.

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Edit: okay not oaky :mrgreen:
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 02, 2014, 05:25:40 PM
They seem oaky and mossy in a very out of place environment.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 02, 2014, 06:35:46 PM
royally mooned?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 02, 2014, 09:43:37 PM
Perhaps the princes in Spain where King Carlos has just abdicated in favor of his first son.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 02, 2014, 09:49:02 PM
Saudi Arabia shows what problem surplus princes are

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 02, 2014, 10:14:10 PM
As a father of one I cannot fathom having thousands of children.

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Post by: roystonoboogie on June 02, 2014, 10:33:29 PM
I'm sure there's a joke about 'No more Juan King in Spain' in there, but it would be really rubbish, I'm sure.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 03, 2014, 02:14:51 AM
Last so long it isn't red... ;) Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 03, 2014, 03:52:09 AM
Camilla was aeons before Di, and anyway Di was a dictated move. Actually I've always thought the Welsh Prince must be like his Uncle Edward VIII; he should never have married Camilla, then when he became King he'd immediately abdicate and lots of people would be quite pleased.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 03, 2014, 03:57:04 AM
He should abdicate but AFAIK there isn't any sign he is willing.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 03, 2014, 08:11:17 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 02, 2014, 10:14:10 PM
As a father of one I cannot fathom having thousands of children.

Last thousands of mistresses OTOH... ;) :P Post

Variatio delectat, as the old ones used to say

Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 03, 2014, 03:57:04 AM
He should abdicate but AFAIK there isn't any sign he is willing.

Last despite the wishes of the rest of the planet Post

What's so bad about Charles? A bit eccentric, admittedly, but otherwise?

Last but I guess Lizzy will stay alive just to keep it from him Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 03, 2014, 12:50:37 PM
Are you telling me that you consider Charles royal material?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 03, 2014, 05:12:46 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 03, 2014, 12:50:37 PM

Last not the kindest nor the sharpest knife in the drawer Post

Isn't that standard for Kings?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 03, 2014, 08:26:21 PM
His Spanish namesake has been significantly smarter.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 03, 2014, 11:06:57 PM
Give ol' jug ears at least a chance

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 04, 2014, 01:44:26 AM
Can you imagine what Britain is going to look like? It'll be all organic farms and ancient architecture.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 04, 2014, 08:16:01 AM
Given how ugly modern architecture can be, I don't see the downside  ;)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 04, 2014, 12:11:08 PM
Just watched the State Opening of Parliament. Switched TV on too late for Black Rod which is always the best bit. But, really, what an anachronism. People dressed up in silly clothes and the Queen trailing a train that needed carrying for her as too heavy to walk in. Anyway, it seems we are to try and get more power for nation states in the EU. So that's alright.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 04, 2014, 01:44:38 PM
Silly maybe but clearly higher in show value than guys in boring business suits

Last and not that much more expensive Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 04, 2014, 02:34:36 PM
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 04, 2014, 03:05:51 PM
I doubt Her Majesty could be easily persuaded to dress like a samba dancer for official occasions in the summer but Mr. Cameron would really make a splash in a festive Papua outfit.
http://www.dr-weiglein-expeditions.de/index.php?tinymceimg=img_1658_seitenkopf.jpg

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 04, 2014, 04:01:33 PM
That center guy looks awesome!

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 04, 2014, 04:36:36 PM
Tieless, braless, skyclad

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 04, 2014, 06:14:21 PM
That url link does something funny on my machine so I stopped it opening. Which I hoped would be what Her Maj did this morning. Parliament that is.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 04, 2014, 08:19:00 PM
OK, here with image
(http://www.dr-weiglein-expeditions.de/index.php?tinymceimg=img_1658_seitenkopf.jpg)

And now imagine HM in this costume
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-F1ykk0oNxTk/UsmBZMPDBjI/AAAAAAAABHs/ydDSsC_-qo8/s1600/samba-dance-and-dancer-photo18.jpg)

And the prince consort in this
(http://images.inmagine.com/400nwm/iris/masterfile-234/ptg00768050.jpg)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 04, 2014, 09:16:38 PM
I think Charles has already done that first scenario- check the Royal archives.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 05, 2014, 12:08:35 AM
The first only for the executive branch :mrgreen:

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 09, 2014, 03:53:36 PM
In all fairness the royals tend to dress like they live in the mid 50s.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 09, 2014, 05:19:49 PM
They've given Kate a make-over so she now wears frumpy below knee outfits.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 09, 2014, 05:41:51 PM
Well, better 50ies than 70ies as far as clothing goes.

And if even a future queen could wear a fashionable uniform (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qsjlYtt8u4E/Rd1SGNgNXHI/AAAAAAAAAdY/7-gaW34Y6Ww/s1600/ATSQueen.jpg)...

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 09, 2014, 07:00:56 PM
Don't you want a Hawaiian shirt with a flying neck?

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 09, 2014, 07:18:27 PM
(http://static.squarespace.com/static/511f4a7ce4b083f0a83f6a49/t/52001b39e4b08f2e358dfa92/1375738682382/image.jpg)
http://static.squarespace.com/static/511f4a7ce4b083f0a83f6a49/t/52001b39e4b08f2e358dfa92/1375738682382/image.jpg

These guys today claim that they wore these clothes for tax reasons
(http://ohmyfashh.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/4.png)
http://ohmyfashh.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/4.png

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Edit: I think I am at least excused due to low age
(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/162/piefphotoalle1xy8.jpg)
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 09, 2014, 07:56:26 PM
How exactly would they benefit tax wise?

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 09, 2014, 08:23:13 PM
http://windowthroughtime.wordpress.com/tag/abba-wore-costumes-for-tax-reasons/

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 09, 2014, 08:47:16 PM
And the revenue office ate that argument for how many years?

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 09, 2014, 10:40:49 PM
They probably closed their eyes in horror and were thus unable to pursue the case

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Edit:spelling error corrected
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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 10, 2014, 04:07:54 AM
Work uniforms are tax deductable so I don't buy the can't wear in the street argument. They were just daft work uniforms.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 10, 2014, 08:11:35 AM
Not very uniform though.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 10, 2014, 03:38:55 PM
They were uniform in taste.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 10, 2014, 04:56:10 PM
Were they banana flavoured?

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 10, 2014, 05:32:19 PM
If, then probably flavoured according to colour

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 10, 2014, 06:12:37 PM
They certainly look fruity for today's standards.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 10, 2014, 07:03:22 PM
It did not die with the 70ies though

http://www.clipfish.de/musikvideos/video/3213509/aqua-barbie-girl/

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 10, 2014, 11:35:56 PM
The video didn't load for me (evil media corporations) but the example that came to my mind was from Brazil:
(http://modices.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/xuxa-look-pb.jpg)
http://modices.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/xuxa-look-pb.jpg

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 11, 2014, 12:17:00 AM
Maybe these links work better

http://www.myvideo.de/watch/7224756/Aqua_Barbie_Girl
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1nkm4_aqua-barbie-girl_music
http://vimeo.com/19314561

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 11, 2014, 03:31:49 AM
Dodgy links won't get you the Last Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 11, 2014, 08:56:10 AM
And such protestations will be insufficient for you to keep it.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 11, 2014, 04:27:02 PM
Protest? Moi? Never. I am the epitome of reasonableness.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 11, 2014, 04:43:06 PM
I am not currently since my left sinuses are trying to kill me again.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 11, 2014, 07:53:06 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 11, 2014, 12:17:00 AM
Maybe these links work better
You didn't need to take the trouble.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 11, 2014, 08:13:29 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 11, 2014, 07:53:06 PM
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Purely intentional. Mattel unsuccessfully tried to sue them for it, lost and now (according to the German wiki entry) use it in their own ads.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 11, 2014, 11:27:23 PM
You don't need to leave your sinuses to get the Last Post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 11, 2014, 11:39:38 PM
When they are not in the right mood, my head explodes when I look at a monitor.

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Post by: roystonoboogie on June 12, 2014, 12:30:45 AM
My sinuses have been tamed! Praise the pharmaceuticals!

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 12, 2014, 12:46:06 AM
Looks like the side effects are indistinguishable from the symptoms the sinuses plague me with.

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*and I am not someone who fears corticoids per se
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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 12, 2014, 04:35:33 PM
I wish side effects were more imaginative. Like a side effect of making me able to play the piano.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 12, 2014, 05:17:56 PM
If big pharma is making money I'm suspicious.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 12, 2014, 08:46:38 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on June 12, 2014, 04:35:33 PM
I wish side effects were more imaginative. Like a side effect of making me able to play the piano.

Sorry, at the moment there are only drugs available that can maky you believe that you can do that.

Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 12, 2014, 05:17:56 PM
If big pharma is making money I'm suspicious.

Last I still vaccinated my kid though Post

Not much money in the basic vaccinations. 'Cures' are far more lucrative.

Last why do you think so little money gets invested in vaccines for common(er) illnesses? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 13, 2014, 02:55:14 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 12, 2014, 08:46:38 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on June 12, 2014, 04:35:33 PM
I wish side effects were more imaginative. Like a side effect of making me able to play the piano.

Sorry, at the moment there are only drugs available that can maky you believe that you can do that.


;D

Lots of people go to the common cold farm though.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 13, 2014, 08:47:47 AM
Common cold: illness lasting one week when left untreated and 7 days when suitable treatment is applied.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 13, 2014, 04:02:45 PM
Has anyone prescribed antivirals for the common cold?

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 13, 2014, 05:01:11 PM
It has been tried to develop drugs to treat the common cold but the side effects were much much worse than the symptoms of the illness itself.

And one always find idiotic prescription that the presribers not to be exactly that. It's antibiotics against viruses more often though than the other way around.
Interestingly antimykotics (or is that antimycotics?) play little role there, often not even prescribed when there is a fungal infection.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 13, 2014, 07:33:30 PM
Anti-Virals arise in many forms:

Buhner says in his book:

"The virus uses it's hemagglutinin to bind itself to the inside of the vacuole membrane, where it opens a pore to the cell's cytoplasm, i.e., its interior spaces. To do this the virus uses what is called the M2 ion channel--ion channels are tiny pores in cells that allow charged molecules to enter and exit cells, bringing food in and allowing waste out. Using an M2 inhibitor blocks this process and literally stops the virus from replicating. (Lomatium is one of the most potent M2 inhibitors known, stronger than the pharmaceutical amantadine.)"

Perhaps Lomatium would cure the common cold.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 13, 2014, 07:52:07 PM
Yeah but what effect has that compound on the normal working of the cell and what are the results?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 13, 2014, 11:29:18 PM
I asked a very similar question and was told

"viruses (attached to cells) acquire nutrients and dispel waste through the M2 channel. A cell without a virus attached does not use the M2 channel for nutrients and waste. So the process of stopping the M2 channel will only affect cells that are infected with a virus."

~ from Phoenix Rising.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 14, 2014, 12:18:55 AM
Does it effect the virus so that it can't use the M2 but the cell can for nornal purposes or does it block the M2 for all purposes?
If the latter, it does not seem to me relevant what usually gets passed through. It would sound like that argument: some (few) abuse welfare, therefore welfare should be abolished in total, so it cannot get abused again.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 14, 2014, 03:11:24 PM
It would be nice to know what variety is the right one, but according to the wiki it is edible and also used for herbal extracts.

Last no word if those actually work Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 14, 2014, 03:56:11 PM
Most things are edible - once.
What exactly are you talking about?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 14, 2014, 04:25:27 PM
Apparently the M2 is only used by viruses.

As to welfare, it is being abolished here due to frauds - all benefit claimants are scroungers is constantly in the news - bit by bit the system is being erased by the Tories - the side effects will be a rise in deaths.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 14, 2014, 05:17:07 PM
So why does the M2 exist in the first place? Was the cell 'designed' to act as a virus host?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 15, 2014, 12:03:17 AM
I don't know. Maybe there are good viruses that dig out the M2 channel in the womb so the cell can be their home and they can come and go then it all goes wrong and bad viruses get in.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 15, 2014, 12:51:19 AM
Looks like I misunderstood the whole thing. I thought the M2 was a feature of the infected cell not the infecting virus.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 15, 2014, 04:08:54 AM
I'm not sure. I thought M2 was a feature of the cell but only relevant to infecting viruses. Now I haven't a clue. The more I read the less I understand. But if plugging up the M2 channel means curing the viral infection then I'll happily go with the treatment. Except I'm not much good with herbs.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 15, 2014, 08:11:28 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on June 15, 2014, 04:08:54 AM
Except I'm not much good with herbs.

So, you don't like tea? ;)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 15, 2014, 04:29:11 PM
I don't really enjoy herbal teas, no. Occasionally I have a peppermint tea. Occasionally I have bog-standard builder's tea.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 15, 2014, 05:45:26 PM
Bog-standard? Do you get swamped?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 16, 2014, 02:41:22 AM
No. But my heart cannot take the caffiene.

http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/bog-standard.html

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 16, 2014, 08:17:42 AM
So, Al Qaloida was unable to recruit you?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 16, 2014, 03:15:19 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 14, 2014, 03:56:11 PM
What exactly are you talking about?
Lomatium (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lomatium)

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 16, 2014, 04:31:33 PM
I had taken that for a product name.
It reminds me of a brand of anti-diarrhea drug

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 16, 2014, 04:56:59 PM
Maybe the viruses get diarrhea? And DIE.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 16, 2014, 05:39:28 PM
If the M2 channel gets blocked, it would more likely be constipation

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 16, 2014, 09:09:41 PM
It's a good thing the Euro Tunnel does nor work this way.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 16, 2014, 10:08:35 PM
Will the UKIP blow up the tunnel, when the UK leaves the EU?

Last and will it be in order to keep the French out or the English in? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 17, 2014, 04:15:55 AM
UKIP need to think very carefully about who they are going to kick out of the country before blowing up the tunnel as train fares are cheaper than air fares. :mrgreen:

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 17, 2014, 10:20:50 AM
It's also about time to get rid of all these Angles and Saxons that to this day infest the country without proper immigration status.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 17, 2014, 04:28:07 PM
The Picts have expressed some displeasure with the Anglo-Saxons.

Last I don't know if they want to expel them though Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 17, 2014, 04:38:13 PM
First get Scotland independent. It's easier to do such stuff in a one by one fashion.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 17, 2014, 06:10:35 PM
Apparently it is housefuls of ten Romanian males that is the problem so I assume they will be the first to go, not that anyone knows where there are any.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 17, 2014, 07:13:58 PM
If you keep them in and the women out the problem will solve itself sooner or later.

Last or just feed them enough prawn Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 17, 2014, 07:30:07 PM
The pound of prawn in the UK may be a limitation there.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 17, 2014, 07:35:26 PM
In the Middle Ages it was the other way around. A master feeding his servants lobster more than once a week was seen as extremly stingy.

Last then came the great die-off of said seafood and it became a luxury Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 18, 2014, 12:47:32 AM
The supermarkets are banning prawns due to the slave trade.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 18, 2014, 08:13:15 AM
Aren't they confusing shrimps and imps?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 18, 2014, 02:51:49 PM
Who cares what prawns eat?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 18, 2014, 03:23:22 PM
As with mushrooms, you don't really want to know.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 18, 2014, 08:32:39 PM
With shrimps it is mainly sewage

Last not even their own Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 18, 2014, 10:45:13 PM
Why do you think "bottom feeder" is never used as a compliment?

Last surface feeders are overrated Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 19, 2014, 12:35:16 AM
Without the bottom feeders the whole system would collapse rather quickly.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 19, 2014, 03:26:14 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 19, 2014, 12:35:16 AM
How does one topple a pyramid?
Pushing very, veeery hard.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 19, 2014, 04:58:44 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 19, 2014, 12:35:16 AM
How does one topple a pyramid?


Turn it upside down and give it a little push (a light tap is sufficient obviating the need for Zono's hefty expenditurre of energy).

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 19, 2014, 09:10:44 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 19, 2014, 03:26:14 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 19, 2014, 12:35:16 AM
How does one topple a pyramid?
Pushing very, veeery hard.

Last quite different from a food chain Post

If you do not push at a point high enough this will not help at all.


Last and rather break than topple it Post

Quote from: Griffin NoName on June 19, 2014, 04:58:44 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 19, 2014, 12:35:16 AM
How does one topple a pyramid?


Turn it upside down and give it a little push (a light tap is sufficient obviating the need for Zono's hefty expenditurre of energy).

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The turning upside down part would be the toppling. How do you achieve that?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 19, 2014, 10:09:35 PM
You push a lever very hard to topple the pyramid on it's side.

Last unless we're talking about a pyramid scheme Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 20, 2014, 12:21:41 AM
What is the force to topple a 4 sided pyramid in relation to that needed for a cube of the same height and mass?

Last tricky question since one has first to calculate the geometry of the pyramid Post

Edit: if my calculation is correct, then the pyramid has to get tilted almost 74° before it topples over while the cube topples already at 45°.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 20, 2014, 02:23:40 AM
Depends on the slope of the pyramid.

Last the higher the angle, the higher the center of gravity, the lower the topple angle Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 20, 2014, 05:40:17 AM
Build the pyramid on a glacier?

Last there are many ways to solve a problem Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 20, 2014, 08:27:44 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 20, 2014, 02:23:40 AM
Depends on the slope of the pyramid.

Last the higher the angle, the higher the center of gravity, the lower the topple angle Post

For the given pyramid (even in volume/mass to a given cube) the slope is fixed (leading to the toppling angle I calculated).
Another thing that makes any pyramid more stable than the corresponding cuboid is that in the latter there is mass beyond the perpendicular balance plane the moment the tipping begins (any angle above 0) while in the pyramid this only occurs once the sloped face gets perpendicular (i.e. at 90°-slope angle).

Last actually calculating the necessary force is beyond my abilities Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 20, 2014, 04:46:29 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 20, 2014, 08:27:44 AM
Last actually calculating the necessary force is beyond my abilities Post

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 21, 2014, 05:12:37 AM
But at this time of the year there is no snow in the slopes.

Last unless you go to Chile Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 21, 2014, 08:38:45 AM
Or to the UAE with their indoor Alps

Last most wasteful guys in the world Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 21, 2014, 11:03:37 AM
Alps built of sand are not ideal.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 21, 2014, 12:36:56 PM
Press the sand enough and it will become rock.

Last and I presume that those indoor ski slopes in Alpine format are mostly concrete Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 21, 2014, 08:32:52 PM
Would you say that claim is set in stone?

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 21, 2014, 09:03:11 PM
Where do you think sandstone comes from ;)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 22, 2014, 12:53:23 AM
Drugs on the Beach?

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 22, 2014, 09:11:40 AM
Druck not drug

Last pressure not pleasure Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 23, 2014, 03:58:19 PM
A professional masseur would disagree with you.

Last harder! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 23, 2014, 04:44:56 PM
I thought those were about pressure release.

Last plus these days they have to make it explicit that their shop is not a brothel in disguise since this seems now almost the default sccording to public belief Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 23, 2014, 06:08:26 PM
I'm so old I need a pressure cushion.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 23, 2014, 09:25:28 PM
Last pressure points Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 23, 2014, 09:56:41 PM
That would be light accupuncture, wouldn't it

Last something for masochist werewolves Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 24, 2014, 04:28:02 AM
Better than dark accupuncture. Just think what that would do.

Last running screaming Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 24, 2014, 08:11:58 AM
Needling a pinhead may be a bad idea

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 24, 2014, 03:32:37 PM
Depends on how many angels are dancing on that pinhead.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 24, 2014, 03:57:40 PM
If no one can see the pinhead, will the angels still dance?

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 24, 2014, 04:59:35 PM
They have to in order not to violate Heisenberg's law.

Last since they can observe each other Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 24, 2014, 06:46:31 PM
Ok. What about blind angels then?

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 24, 2014, 09:46:31 PM
Those don't dance but play the harp

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 24, 2014, 11:18:57 PM
So they are harpies. I always knew angels were too good to be true.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 25, 2014, 07:12:32 AM
Never trust the pictures in the catalogues, I say.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 25, 2014, 05:13:51 PM
Who is air-brushing the Last Post?
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 25, 2014, 09:01:03 PM
Der Wind, der Wind, das himmlische Kind

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 26, 2014, 04:13:19 PM
Their kind is not the kind to interact with our kind.

Last children of heaven Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 26, 2014, 06:06:17 PM
Let the children decide.

Last I don't like that man, Mummy Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 26, 2014, 06:40:40 PM
Last children are always tastier Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 26, 2014, 07:28:26 PM
You speaking from experience?

Last Nibble Witch Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 26, 2014, 07:43:22 PM
I plead the 5th.

Last :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 26, 2014, 08:54:02 PM
So you confess to the first four?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 26, 2014, 10:21:20 PM
They were sooo tasty...

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 27, 2014, 12:27:22 AM
Would you share the recipe?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 27, 2014, 01:11:59 AM
Helps the medicine go down..........

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 27, 2014, 10:09:47 AM
So, medicine without won't?

Last (in German recipe also means prescription) Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 27, 2014, 02:59:21 PM
Not without Julie Andrews.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 27, 2014, 04:04:04 PM
In liquid or solid form?

Last or pastose Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 27, 2014, 09:35:30 PM
Calorifically challenged.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 27, 2014, 10:04:00 PM
You, Jew or Andrew(s)?

Last or all together Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 28, 2014, 01:36:29 AM
Salt of the earh.

Last hangover Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 28, 2014, 08:59:17 AM
I rarely have salt in the ear.
It would be easier to get out than the usual earwax, that's for sure.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 28, 2014, 04:12:25 PM
Analysis of ear wax may show sodium.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 28, 2014, 10:11:56 PM
Let me tell you that it is very difficult to even superficially analyze anything without finding sodium in the process.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 29, 2014, 05:09:10 PM
I can analyse that sentence without finding sodium !

Last you did say anything Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 29, 2014, 05:39:22 PM
You were reading that sentence from either a computer monitor (flat or tube) or from a printout. Lots of sodium in either of those. Not just in a general sense but specifically in those parts the sentence is visibale at/on/through.
Do you wear glasses while reading? There's your next dose of sodium (even if it's not 'true' glass but plastics.
The liquid lubricant from your tear ducts that keeps your eyeballs moist is also salty.

So, no way you can read the stuff without sodium getting in between you and it.

Last I'll spare you the analysis for the possibility that you do not read with your eye but with your fingers (Braille) or listen to an audio of it Post

;) ;) ;)

Edit: not to forget the distinct sodium lines in the light you use to see anything.
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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 29, 2014, 08:10:47 PM
Braille on screen has yet to be invented, as far as I know.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 29, 2014, 08:27:17 PM
There is a device blind people use instead of a monitor (which is btw featured in the classic movie 'Sneakers').
I do not know, whether it is commercially available already but there is a pin-less braille system that could be adapted to monitors that works with localized electric charges imitating the old mechanic device

According to wiki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Refreshable_braille_display) a braille monitor has been patented but is not yet in production.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 29, 2014, 10:37:00 PM
They should make them out of wearable plastic.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 29, 2014, 10:55:00 PM
You mean like a glove with stimulators at the fingertips?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 30, 2014, 03:13:59 AM
They can make them in the shape of a clown for all I care.

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Post by: Swatopluk on June 30, 2014, 08:44:46 AM
Too scary

Last On the other hand, why would a clown shape scare the blind? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 30, 2014, 03:20:51 PM
If the clown molested the blind.

Last being unable to 'unsee' seems mild compared to being unable to 'untouch' Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 30, 2014, 03:37:10 PM
But it should be rather independent of the clown's look.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on June 30, 2014, 04:34:05 PM
The clown's look would be benign - I've never met a blind clown.

Last population explosion Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on June 30, 2014, 09:20:05 PM
I have not met a statstically significant sample of clowns to make a judgement about the occurrence of visual impairment.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 01, 2014, 03:34:06 PM
Have you, in fact, at any time, met a clown, or indeed clowns? Not seen as in the circus ring, met as in interacted with.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 01, 2014, 05:16:12 PM
One definitely but that has been many years ago. Since then I am not sure, especially not, if you would only accept professionals.

Last do only those with costumes count or also those that do clownery in common clothes and/or without special makeup? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 02, 2014, 04:58:32 PM
I've met plenty of clowns over the years.

Last oh, you mean literal clowns... Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 02, 2014, 05:34:58 PM
At least those are more common than littoral clowns

Last another fishy claim Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 02, 2014, 06:21:02 PM
Fish-eating clowns may be a minority.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 02, 2014, 06:25:29 PM
As opposed to clownfish eaters?

Last small pickings Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 02, 2014, 10:39:51 PM
Nemo editur ioculatore

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 03, 2014, 03:56:06 AM
Feed Captain Nemo to the fishes.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 03, 2014, 08:21:07 AM
Do they like Indian cuisine?

Last btw, are nautilids kosher or halal? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 03, 2014, 04:52:14 PM
Have they got hoofs?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 03, 2014, 09:24:24 PM
Do serrated suction cups count?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 03, 2014, 09:46:10 PM
Depends what material is used to make them.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 03, 2014, 10:44:34 PM
Cloven or not is also a factor, isn't it?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 04, 2014, 03:28:24 AM
Yes, cleeving is important.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 04, 2014, 09:03:06 AM
So the amount of cleevage is the deciding factor? :mrgreen:

Last only decent ones may be eaten Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 04, 2014, 05:21:59 PM
Hard to get factotums these days.

Last posh jobs Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 04, 2014, 05:51:59 PM
One has to figaro out new solutions.

Last that can be hairy Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 04, 2014, 09:37:42 PM
A magical musical instruement may help there.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 04, 2014, 11:27:02 PM
Which one? There are so many to choose from.

Last even limiting onself to the classic repertoire Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 05, 2014, 01:51:12 AM
No need.

Last music is magical Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 05, 2014, 04:27:40 AM
That's music to my ears.

Last anatomy Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 05, 2014, 05:46:39 AM
Also to your body pressure sensors.

Last rhythmic Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 05, 2014, 08:27:17 AM
Wait until the bell tolls too close

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 05, 2014, 04:05:01 PM
The bell tolls not for thee.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 05, 2014, 04:27:55 PM
[youtube=425,350]GNpoO9yISDw[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNpoO9yISDw

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 06, 2014, 02:19:58 AM
Well, that's one way of putting it.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 06, 2014, 06:10:24 AM
Who wants the bells tolling for himself?

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 06, 2014, 08:05:14 AM
Again a question of sample size. I have no idea how many dead witches had a bell fetish.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 06, 2014, 05:31:38 PM
If they drowned they would not hear the bell.

Last The Sea, The Sea or The Bell? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 06, 2014, 09:38:42 PM
Underwater bells are part of many legends

Last as are underwater belles Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 06, 2014, 10:38:56 PM
And diving bells have been in use for a while.

Last limited air Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 06, 2014, 11:31:17 PM
Unless fitted with a pump

Last or a bucket chain Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 07, 2014, 01:06:44 AM
Assuredly stronger than a daisy chain.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 07, 2014, 04:19:00 AM
Like a Gatling gun?

Last rotary Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 07, 2014, 07:07:48 AM
In that case more like a chain gun

Last polybola Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 07, 2014, 02:05:23 PM
Then you surely must follow the chain of command.

Last stars Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 07, 2014, 03:21:52 PM
To be in a hierarchy is to be bound in chains

Last aliis inserviendo consumor Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 07, 2014, 05:12:58 PM
Just like the tree of life.

Last  everywhere man is in chains Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 07, 2014, 05:41:31 PM
Marley, is that you

Last off by half a year Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 07, 2014, 05:47:41 PM
Last Bob the Dinosaur Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 07, 2014, 05:55:46 PM
Not Gertie?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 07, 2014, 08:47:24 PM
Last no, Bertie Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 07, 2014, 10:09:00 PM
The King?

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 07, 2014, 11:46:44 PM
Which country's monarch has that (nick?)name?

Last you said King not prince consort Post

Ans now for something completely different: A photoshopped girl
http://twentytwowords.com/designers-from-22-countries-photoshop-the-same-woman-to-fit-their-standards-of-beauty/
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 08, 2014, 04:10:37 AM
Loved 'living at Her Majesty's pleasure' one.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 08, 2014, 05:45:28 AM
Possibly.

Quote from: Swatopluk on July 07, 2014, 11:46:44 PM
Which country's monarch has that (nick?)name?

Queen Victoria's eldest son.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 08, 2014, 08:41:35 AM
Oh, that one.
Looking at the wiki entry, he seems to have been better than I thought.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 08, 2014, 05:07:35 PM
Yes, he was seen as a good King.

Charles's spider letters may be his downfall.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 08, 2014, 06:51:53 PM
Last he has a thing for spiders? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 08, 2014, 07:24:30 PM
I thought his tampon calls already were  ;)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 09, 2014, 03:54:12 PM
The exact species is not known.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 09, 2014, 06:34:58 PM
Blue blooded people can't be human.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 09, 2014, 10:17:31 PM
Taxonamists.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 09, 2014, 10:40:59 PM
Spiders have blue blood (an arthropode standard iirc)

Last their oxygen carrier is copper not iron based Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 10, 2014, 04:12:22 AM
My oxygen carrier is worn out.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 10, 2014, 08:18:20 AM
Do you mean you are anaemic too or is it about the lungs?  :(

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 10, 2014, 02:50:32 PM
O2 is a carrier in Britain.

Last and phones do wear out Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 10, 2014, 04:15:40 PM
Heart I think.

Some people carry TB and not just in Britain.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 10, 2014, 04:53:52 PM
You can carry lots of things.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 10, 2014, 05:10:10 PM
Tuberculosis (I think this what you mean with TB) is ready for the great comeback.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 10, 2014, 06:23:44 PM
Yes I did.

Numbers are increasing in London. Outlook poor. But then we are going to implode anyway. I should never have let my children have children.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 10, 2014, 09:54:07 PM
Maybe not all. It's difficult to get rid of everyone.

Wipeouts are boring, leave room for some extensive suffering.

Last why do you think POST-apokalyptic scenarios are so popular? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 10, 2014, 10:21:03 PM
Should I order a crossbow and extra bolts?

Last and a good Damascus' steel sword Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 10, 2014, 10:26:19 PM
I'd prefer a good mace.
There are some nice crossbows but those that are both effective and handy are difficult to get and rather costly.
And have a double shot one for emergencies.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 11, 2014, 03:16:24 AM
Everyone should learn to weave and spin rope.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 11, 2014, 07:16:39 AM
For weaving spinning threads should be given preference above ropes.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 11, 2014, 05:17:33 PM
Who will be manning the gallows then?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 11, 2014, 06:04:42 PM
They'll all be dead already.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 11, 2014, 11:03:01 PM
Hanging is ideal for DIY.
Try to behead yourself properly with an axe or even a guillotine.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 12, 2014, 12:06:33 AM
1. Climb up the hill.
2. Attach yourself to the wheel.
3. Throw yourself down the hill.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 12, 2014, 02:44:52 AM
[youtube=425,350]zZUJLO6lMhI[/youtube]

sorry about the advert, it is worth getting past it...... this is typical British humour from my childhood

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 12, 2014, 10:09:30 AM
I wonder where that story originated. I read it first in German when I was a kid and it was even then very old.

Here is a sung variant of the English version
[youtube=425,350]38v0Kj86MhA[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38v0Kj86MhA

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 12, 2014, 04:33:29 PM
Really good version. Even though I know exactly what is coming I can't stop laughing.

I've experienced a real life version of this. We had to get a piano out of an upstairs room and decided to do it via the window with a rope. Well, you can guess the rest.......... surpriise surpise my ex rose in the air...........

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 12, 2014, 07:25:23 PM
But, but a piano is the only known object in the universe to violate the anvil rule  :o

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 12, 2014, 09:32:57 PM
What? There were no clouds. It was a bright sunny day.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 12, 2014, 09:41:26 PM
I thought these heavy ultra-slow dropping items came out of the blue as a rule of thumb

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 13, 2014, 02:39:22 AM
By the pricking of my thumb, something heavy this way comes.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 13, 2014, 08:36:48 AM
Ear of frog and eye of newt, it seems your senses are acute
Nose of dog and voice of bat, I never would have thought of that

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 13, 2014, 04:37:20 PM
My dog has no nose. How does he smell? Horrible.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 13, 2014, 07:54:01 PM
What if only Nunstück but no Slotermeyer? What effect has that on the Beierhund?

Last within or outside the Flipperwaldt Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 13, 2014, 08:52:15 PM
I'd rather have a St. Bernard.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 13, 2014, 09:01:09 PM
Admit it, it's only for the rum.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 14, 2014, 03:33:19 AM
No Navy Lark (http://www.radiotimes.com/episode/rznzh/navy-lark-special--left-hand-down-a-bit-with-leslie-phillips-navy-lark-special) herre.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 14, 2014, 06:45:37 AM
Can't say whether it's rum/grog or beer they're drinking.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 14, 2014, 03:06:53 PM
Chances are it's ginger ale.

Last usual prop Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 14, 2014, 03:15:11 PM
Good for nausea.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 14, 2014, 03:27:54 PM
That is the sailor's lot

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 14, 2014, 03:49:23 PM
I would imagine they are resistant to nausea.

Last occupational hazard Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 14, 2014, 04:30:54 PM
Nelson suffered terribly from seasickness

Last the important thing is to dissemble and not let on Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 14, 2014, 06:12:19 PM
Last like those Keep Calm T-shirts? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 14, 2014, 06:15:01 PM
I guess it would have undermined his authority had he worn such clothing.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 14, 2014, 07:02:24 PM
Last that's a good reason to be against clothing Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 14, 2014, 07:16:34 PM
The Emperor's New Clothes made quite an impression until that pesky kid showed up.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 14, 2014, 07:31:34 PM
You mean the llama?

Last grove Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 14, 2014, 07:44:10 PM
No, the oldest source gives a horse and its servant as the soup spoilers.

Last in Spain Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 14, 2014, 09:11:06 PM
Using the servant will always sour the soup.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 14, 2014, 09:34:23 PM
But servants are (or were) legal tender, so how could the ruin the pot?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 15, 2014, 12:47:21 AM
If the servant is tender then it should go to the grill.

Last you stew harder meats Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 15, 2014, 03:52:44 AM
Would the grilling be in Guatanamo Bay?

Last Habeus Corpus Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 15, 2014, 06:35:03 AM
No, hardboiled ones get decocted

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 15, 2014, 03:07:12 PM
They do some exotic forms of tenderizing in those places, sound waves, water, incredibly cramped quarters, and high preheat, among others.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 15, 2014, 03:15:58 PM
Or even more simpler, ananas.

Within a few weeks it would have also removed the danger of biting detainees.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 15, 2014, 03:18:23 PM
Are you saying that Uruguayan forward Luis Suarez should have been in a pineapple diet prior to the World Cup?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 15, 2014, 03:46:01 PM
He could have used the pineapple's spiky bits on the sole of his shoes instead of biting them.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 15, 2014, 04:16:35 PM
They'd get it peeled but no appeal.

Last or simply the juice Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 15, 2014, 09:50:35 PM
Appealing is in the eye of the beholder:
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/f60c63a6bf3f1d52e39b2f3647defa37/tumblr_mr8rr9euA21r6lp0wo1_500.png)
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 16, 2014, 07:15:11 AM
There is something in my eye?
(http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/0/2305/627280-beholder.png)
http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/0/2305/627280-beholder.png
Get it out!

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 16, 2014, 02:41:22 PM
The evil eye will win no friends.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 16, 2014, 03:29:03 PM
Why would it want to?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 16, 2014, 08:15:06 PM
But how will it advance the cause of evil if it has no friends?

Last all alone Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 16, 2014, 08:46:14 PM
Evil is solipsistic

Last almost by definition Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 17, 2014, 12:39:27 AM
Evil wants to be solipsistic but it only flourishes if it isn't alone.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 17, 2014, 03:43:03 AM
Wasn't Hitler the bloke who shot Franz Ferdinand?

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 17, 2014, 08:08:02 AM
No, he had an alibi for that event.

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Post by: roystonoboogie on July 17, 2014, 12:36:15 PM
Someone's shot Franz Ferdinand?

(http://www.unnomdeguerre.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/franz-ferdinand.jpg)

I guess that's what you get for releasing a song called 'Take Me Out'.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 17, 2014, 02:16:41 PM
Oh hängt ihn auf! Oh hängt ihn auf!
Oh hängt ihn auf, den Kranz voll Lorbeerbeeren!
Ihn, unsern Fürst, ihn, unsern Fürst,
ihn, unsern Fürst, den wollen wir verehren.
Oh hängt ihn auf! Ihn unsern Fürst!
Oh hängt ihn auf! Ihn unsern Fürst,
ihn unsern Fürst, den wollen wir verehren.

|: Oh let's hang high :| (3x) the wreath of laurel berries
|: Him our prince :| (3x) we wish to honour today
|: Oh let's hang high him our prince :|
Him our prince we wish to honour today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ti40P3e7GVw

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 17, 2014, 03:20:27 PM
But he was an arch-duke................. where's the ditty for that then?

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 17, 2014, 03:36:56 PM
Erzherzog = Herzog aus Erz = bronze duke
Toppling those has a long tradition

As for ditties, there are (according to wikipedia) at least three dozen songs about Erzherzog Johann (including a yodeller named after him).
None about Erzherzog Franz Ferdinand on youtube that I could find on the qucik though.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 17, 2014, 04:25:45 PM
Reading a bit, it's curious how a disgusting monster like the Archduke could have so many interesting ideas on the political realm.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 17, 2014, 04:42:15 PM
He seems to have been a dedicated family man given his efforts to get one of his own choosing against the combined resistance of the establishment and the court*. The final proof being his dying words to his dying wife. From what I read he was a far more likable guy in private.

Last still a good thing he never went to Africa or there would be no elephant, rhino, lion etc. left anymore Post

*Austrian high nobility seems to have been insufferable by default. The emperor being a notable exception (archconservative but basically a decent guy).
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 17, 2014, 05:15:44 PM
Last still, what the heck was he doing in Bosnia? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 17, 2014, 05:42:37 PM
I think to a degree it was spitting the Vienna establishment in the eye. Empress Elisabeth did it before by favoring Hungary (and learning the language). Bosnia was a (relatively new) part of the Empire and since the archduke would expect to rule it one day he wanted to go there too before that. Being rather stubborn any warnings would have even encouraged him. From his POV it must have been an ideal opportunity to both anger the snobs at home and to show that he (unlike them) respected all citizens of the empire by paing them a personal visit. Pure speculation on my part but he may have been aware of the behaviour of the Serbian crown prince in the territories Serbia annexed in the Balkan wars. That guy stopped people in the street and furiously shouted at them when he did not like their answers to his questions (esp. on their 'joy' of now being part of Serbia or on their ethnicity).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 17, 2014, 06:25:26 PM
Aren't monarchs lovely?

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 17, 2014, 06:32:20 PM
Some are gentlemen, some are digestive rear exits and some are both

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 17, 2014, 06:45:31 PM
And some are duuuuuuumb.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 17, 2014, 10:01:05 PM
Not mutually exclusive with the things already mentioned.

Last upper class twits Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 18, 2014, 04:30:19 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 17, 2014, 04:42:15 PMThe final proof being his dying words to his dying wife.


....and foetus if it was awake and listening.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 18, 2014, 08:07:11 AM
Oh, it was an abortion case too? Nor surprise* a war came out of it.  :o

Last *at least in the deranged mind of certain people Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 18, 2014, 03:51:55 PM
Yes, but I don't know how many weeks/months. I am screaming at the Lords discussing Assisted Dying on TV (live) - they are saying the most idiotic things - I want to hit the TV.  They are making all sorts of dire predictions as if they will really happen when there's no evidence of any of them happening in the countries and US states that have already got Assisted Dying.

Last may one choose one's own exit  Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 18, 2014, 04:36:21 PM
They can force you to be born and they may deny you to die, if it suits them.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 18, 2014, 08:23:05 PM
One of them actually said we have no control over our own birth.............. I had to switch it off in the end or I would have burst a blood vessel. Their reasoning is just too silly. The House should be abolished never mind terminally ill people.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 18, 2014, 08:54:01 PM
A parliament needs two houses both alike in indignity or it cannot get divided properly

Last quote mixup Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 19, 2014, 02:07:35 AM
This isn't a parliament. It's a disaster.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 19, 2014, 07:47:16 AM
Not mutually exclusive

Last history has many examples Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 19, 2014, 04:02:50 PM
This isn't history. It is now.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 19, 2014, 04:24:46 PM
rinse and repeat, never learn

Last that too is what history tells us happens all the time Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 19, 2014, 08:19:59 PM
I adore my washing machine.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 19, 2014, 09:14:36 PM
That can lead to tragedy
http://www.newyorker.com/archive/1981/11/30/1981_11_30_044_TNY_CARDS_000332469
http://books.google.de/books?id=1DNVzphAHD0C&pg=PA89&lpg=PA89&dq=stanislaw+lem+washing+machine+tragedy&source=bl&ots=7ZSiZ_ig0X&sig=Q1bBB7iLW7hDMGhSwM-WzM57fg8&hl=de&sa=X&ei=4dDKU-b7De_T4QSWsIHYDA&ved=0CD8Q6AEwBA#v=onepage&q=stanislaw%20lem%20washing%20machine%20tragedy&f=false

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 21, 2014, 04:08:56 PM
May those washing machines eat the parliament/congress.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 21, 2014, 04:22:29 PM
I'm going to wash those politicians right out of my hair.

Last musical Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 21, 2014, 10:13:05 PM
Washing alone won't do. Finecombing needs to be added.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 22, 2014, 03:01:27 AM
Depends on what type of shampoo is used.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 22, 2014, 07:47:37 AM
Vice and lice are not nice or easy to get rid of.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 22, 2014, 11:53:28 AM
super rats are even harder

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 22, 2014, 12:46:21 PM
Mice or rats in the hair tends to be a problem of pirates and orthodox clerics

Last and the occasional hedge wizard but with them it's more often birds Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 22, 2014, 04:10:16 PM
Wizards then.

Last we need something supernatural to fix the mess Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 22, 2014, 04:16:13 PM
But be careful that they are not Wall Street Wizards

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 22, 2014, 04:27:43 PM
There's the Washington Wizards but they haven't done that well.

Last although they reached the playoffs this past season Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 22, 2014, 04:40:13 PM
Be careful when they start to throw wizbangs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYEKJOoDcRo

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 22, 2014, 05:59:38 PM
Youtube is just for opening packages.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 22, 2014, 06:20:21 PM
You mean a bill of goods?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 22, 2014, 08:06:55 PM
Was Bill good? I heard he was a very bad boy.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 22, 2014, 08:12:00 PM
Are we talking about the kid or bad grampa?

Last sopra la Monica Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 22, 2014, 08:20:10 PM
Johnny be good. No idea about Bill

Last has he seen the beak? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 22, 2014, 08:42:20 PM
De-beaking is cursory in these lands :(

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 22, 2014, 09:21:08 PM
clipped wings too?

They are still working on boneless chicken or so I have heard

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 22, 2014, 10:54:08 PM
They were successful judging from the menus.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 22, 2014, 11:31:33 PM
Were the wings genuine or an imitation made of pressed meat?

Last I guess there is a method to selectivly dissolve the bones while keeping the flesh intact Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 23, 2014, 02:49:11 AM
I seriously doubt they use actual wing meat.

Last surely they use whatever is cheaper Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 23, 2014, 08:22:51 AM
Be happy if it was at least meat from the advertised bird ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 23, 2014, 03:13:55 PM
I seriously doubt they use other birds for the same economical reasons.

Last until they figure how to process pigeons economically Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 23, 2014, 03:43:57 PM
Hey, who said bird? ;)

Could as well be fish offal mixed with separator meat from any quadruped

Last  the secret sauces make it possible Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 23, 2014, 05:29:04 PM
The secret sauce is the poison in the chalise.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 23, 2014, 06:53:09 PM
Everything is possible.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 23, 2014, 08:57:31 PM
Given the rather recent disclosures about food imports from China, a lot is not just possible on that front.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 23, 2014, 09:55:00 PM
And here I thought you were still spooked by last year's horsemeat scandal.

Last horses for courses Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 23, 2014, 10:44:30 PM
I have no objections to horsemeat, although admittely I have to my knowledge never eaten any.
The idea that horsemeat is somehow unsuitable for human consumption seems to have been a Roman Catholic one from the Middle Ages. The pope officially banned it for all Christians for some windy, incomprehensible reasons and thus the European tradition died.

In the Chinese case there was donkeymeat and iirc the suspicion of diverse other animals (weren't storks involved too?)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 24, 2014, 04:33:15 AM
Surely it is forbidden to eat animals that we ride on. In proof of this, has anyone ever eaten elephant meat?

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 24, 2014, 07:48:43 AM
It was not uncommon to ride oxen in the past and the ban on horsemeat seems not to have applied to mules either (although the latter may have been a later concession). As far as elephants are concerned, they are also known in Latin as 'boves Lucani' (Lucanian oxen) ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 24, 2014, 01:50:21 PM
BTW I do remember seeing horsemeat in the supermarket in Rome not that long ago.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 24, 2014, 02:04:46 PM
Even Rome is now mostly beyond the Middle Ages.

Not much more than a century ago the RCC still condemned all forms of banking as usury, now the Vatican has its own (corrupt) bank and the popes were until now not very successful in keeping it under control.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 24, 2014, 03:11:18 PM
Why do I have trouble picturing a Medici pope criticizing banks?

Last I imagine many perverts on the seat condemned sexual perversions Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 24, 2014, 03:29:53 PM
The answer is subcontracting. That's one reason why the Papal State tolerated the presence of Jews. They got humiliated and mistreated but not by decree completely evicted (as in Britain, Spain or later Norway).

Like Iran today Catholic Europe had a banking system that pretended to work without charging interest (usury being condemned by both Bible and Quran). As in so much else the line between mortal sin and fully agreeable to G#d runs through the ledger books. All a question of proper bookkeeping (cf. ducks classified as fruit/veggies and capybaras as fish).

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*that is not a joke!
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 24, 2014, 03:46:19 PM
Down with school!!

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 24, 2014, 04:03:37 PM
That looks like a non sequitur to me.

Last or is it about me pouring too much useless history into this thread? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 24, 2014, 07:07:44 PM
Last perhaps the school of thought? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 24, 2014, 07:28:11 PM
The thoughts they go to school?
Don't take me for a fool
They're sitting by the pool
Are dirty and also drool

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 24, 2014, 09:34:19 PM
Drooling thoughts are usually from a different bin.

Last and have names Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 25, 2014, 12:05:21 AM
But they are considered dirty

Last that's part of their appeal Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 25, 2014, 04:33:44 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 24, 2014, 04:03:37 PM
Last or is it about me pouring too much useless history into this thread? Post

You may very well think that; I could not possibly comment*.

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* House of Cards
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 25, 2014, 08:29:14 AM
That reminds me that I still have to order the box set

Last of the British original Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 25, 2014, 04:28:24 PM
Ian Richardson? A treat.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 25, 2014, 04:33:18 PM
Don't you mean a threat? ;)

Last Tory, Tory,  Townhallujah Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 25, 2014, 05:02:50 PM
It's available in Netflix.

Last and the American remake is awesome Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 25, 2014, 08:43:35 PM
I heard the two were quite different, but excellent. They are both available on Blinkbox.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 25, 2014, 09:31:03 PM
As long as possible I'll stick with solid data carriers.
And there seem to be good and affordable DVD editions.

Last the British will do Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 25, 2014, 10:32:50 PM
I can vouch that this is one of the few cases in which the remake doesn't demerit the original.

Last besides the political systems are different Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 25, 2014, 11:09:31 PM
I have such a huge backlog of unwatched DVDs (and a dwindling supply of money), I have to start to set priorities.

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And now an edit for something completely different: Mary Poppins is quitting
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c2deb9a5e8/mary-poppins-quits-with-kristen-bell
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 26, 2014, 01:55:28 AM
So do I.

Last and sometimes I don't have the liver to watch some of them Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 26, 2014, 04:14:50 AM
How did she ever afford that umbrella?

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 26, 2014, 08:22:31 AM
Maybe it was an heirloom.

Last aren't the English born with one? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 26, 2014, 07:55:58 PM
I have three. Which is silly as I only have two hands.

Last no mutants here Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 26, 2014, 09:19:33 PM
One to attach to the back perhaps?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 26, 2014, 10:11:40 PM
Good tip. May need grafting and Velcro.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 26, 2014, 10:13:05 PM
Opening and closing it while attached may be a bit difficult though

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 27, 2014, 02:39:48 AM
It'd need to be one of those spring loaded ones.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 27, 2014, 08:23:44 AM
I was thinking not just of the difficulty to reach the thing but the steric problem. It would have to be turned from the perpendicular into the horizontal so it can unfold freely and then turned back up.

Last or the stem would have to be overlong Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 27, 2014, 06:01:59 PM
Perhaps the answer is to fit it unfolded.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 27, 2014, 07:00:42 PM
A wee bit impractical, I'd say

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 28, 2014, 01:31:40 AM
depends on the weather forecast

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 28, 2014, 08:33:53 AM
Going through doors would still be awkward

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 28, 2014, 03:43:08 PM
All doors, worldwide, should be widened. This would also benefit wheelchair users.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 28, 2014, 03:56:46 PM
First the thresholds should be lowered

Last much more serious obstacle Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 28, 2014, 06:57:36 PM
Not if the ramp is long enough.

Last well into the street Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 28, 2014, 07:16:49 PM
That's about the front steps not the threshold. What use is a ramp to the street when the thresholds inside are too high?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 28, 2014, 08:05:54 PM
Sounds like The Duck and Grouse. Are we talking about digging trenches or raising beams?

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 28, 2014, 08:07:30 PM
The trenches may be necessary to avoid crashing with the head against the beam.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 29, 2014, 02:16:51 AM
Then you certainly wouldn't be beaming.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 29, 2014, 08:39:58 AM
Could someone please remove that beam from my eye before taking care of the mote in my brother's?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 29, 2014, 01:31:25 PM
Last if only laser surgery was able to take care of such things Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 29, 2014, 03:20:32 PM
Could work for the mote. Once the beam* has entered soom reconstrcution may be needed, though.

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*the wooden one that is the problem not the laser
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 29, 2014, 06:11:22 PM
Grin and bear it.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 29, 2014, 07:11:22 PM
Last bears see the salmon in the other bear's paw Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 29, 2014, 07:42:13 PM
monkey see, monkey do

Last oh, thread confusion again Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 29, 2014, 09:17:58 PM
No monkeys here.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 29, 2014, 09:21:37 PM
Last space monkeys, of course Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 29, 2014, 09:52:01 PM
Monkeys need a lot of space

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 30, 2014, 03:40:52 AM
Because they swing.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 30, 2014, 08:44:58 AM
Would be funny if they waltzed

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 30, 2014, 03:39:28 PM
I've seen baby chimps in tutus.

Last not exactly dancing Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 30, 2014, 03:59:35 PM
One could try to teach gibbons aerial ballet

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 30, 2014, 04:07:19 PM
Accomodating a full scale orchestra in the rain forest might be a challenge.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 30, 2014, 04:10:37 PM
Has been done, and these days many ballets do with canned music anyway.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 30, 2014, 06:32:02 PM
But canned music sounds so tinny.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 30, 2014, 08:42:00 PM
Canned music in a ballet is an abomination.

Last if I want it canned then I'll watch it on video Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 30, 2014, 10:44:12 PM
To be honest, I did not aurally notice a difference the last few times I saw ballet on stage.
The last time it was actually a mix with two actual musicians on stage (as part of the act) but the orchestra canned.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 31, 2014, 12:10:45 AM
Either you were too far away or the audio system was the best (or both) but I can [usually] tell the difference.

Last besides it's a matter of principle, they're not paying the musicians!!! Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 31, 2014, 04:20:47 AM
I feel the same about pirated software.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 31, 2014, 06:42:10 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 31, 2014, 12:10:45 AM
Either you were too far away or the audio system was the best (or both) but I can [usually] tell the difference.

Last besides it's a matter of principle, they're not paying the musicians!!! Post

It's noticable close to the pit due to the lack of sound distribution.
Slight correction to the previous post: only one musician was on the stage, the other played the harpsichord in the pit. His live presence could be noticed through the directional effect.
As for the unpayed musicians, that depends on the contract. Over here opera houses can still be run as ensembles with a fixed income for the basic work.
Generally I prefer a live orchestra too but am willing to accept a rare exception (the dancers still were real  ;))

Last the program contained a detailed list about the used recordings btw Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 31, 2014, 03:32:55 PM
There has to be an exception, else the rule is not proven, leading to anarchy.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 31, 2014, 03:49:27 PM
Even anarchy has at least one rule, namely that there are none.

Last which is of course disputed Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 31, 2014, 04:36:40 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 31, 2014, 06:42:10 AM
the dancers still were real
I wonder what would dancers say if a symphonic orchestra decides to play a ballet and put pre-recorded dancers on a screen for the paying public.

Last I understand paying the musicians is expensive but if we are going for the lowest common denominator... Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 31, 2014, 04:48:17 PM
That one is called silent movie with live music :mrgreen:

Last has quite a following Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 31, 2014, 05:36:53 PM
I'm not envisioning B&W here.

Last truth be told dancers are mistreated anyway but as a musician I'm still offended Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 31, 2014, 07:59:27 PM
Offended by the Last however have you lasted this long? Post?
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 31, 2014, 08:32:42 PM
The length of my posts?

Last or how long they're the last? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 31, 2014, 10:19:17 PM
It's a misperception that the old silent movies were b/w. It was the talkies that abandoned coloration.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 01, 2014, 03:19:58 PM
The movies may have been coloured, but they would show up as B&W on TV at that time. ;)

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 01, 2014, 03:25:00 PM
They often still do since not all film have survived in viraged or stencil coloured form or the b/w copies are cheaper to rent.

Last Pathe's fees are incredible Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 01, 2014, 08:09:22 PM
Film decays easily. I've been behind the scenes at a film storage museum. Fascinating.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 01, 2014, 08:32:06 PM
OTOH nobody really knows how long the data in an optical device really lasts (like CDs, DVDs, BRs).

Last apparently the writable variety has a shorter lifespan but it isn't clear how much Post
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Post by: roystonoboogie on August 01, 2014, 09:27:26 PM
Last I have glass-mastered, mass-production CDs from 1990 - 1992 that are decomposed beyond use already post.
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 01, 2014, 09:45:50 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 01, 2014, 08:32:06 PM
apparently the writable variety has a shorter lifespan but it isn't clear how much


But even the read-only must have been written to once.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 02, 2014, 08:40:54 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on August 01, 2014, 08:09:22 PM
Film decays easily. I've been behind the scenes at a film storage museum. Fascinating.

Unfortunately the longest lasting material is also the most flammable

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 02, 2014, 05:08:15 PM
That's one reason why storage is so complex.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 02, 2014, 06:39:25 PM
In essence it is pressed smokeless gunpoweder (nitrocellulose = gun cotton)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 02, 2014, 08:36:31 PM
I hope my box of family photos does not explode.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 02, 2014, 09:02:52 PM
Films and photos tend to use different materials.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 02, 2014, 11:53:25 PM
Mostly they are negatives.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 03, 2014, 12:14:43 AM
Silver plates, glass plates or already (semi)synthetic polymer strips?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 03, 2014, 05:10:24 PM
Quote from: roystonoboogie on August 01, 2014, 09:27:26 PM
I have glass-mastered, mass-production CDs from 1990 - 1992 that are decomposed beyond use already.
Out of curiosity I got out one of the first CDs I purchased in the late 80s or early 90s (a version of R. Strauss' Don Juan recorded in 1979, and going by the disc you would think it was pressed that year, which I doubt) and it still plays without issues.

Last I wouldn't know what the degradation rate would be or how to spot it at this point Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 03, 2014, 05:31:08 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 03, 2014, 05:10:24 PM
I wouldn't know what the degradation rate would be or how to spot it at this point

I think CDs vary enormously in this respect.

Quote from: Swatopluk on August 03, 2014, 12:14:43 AM
Silver plates, glass plates or already (semi)synthetic polymer strips?

polymer strips (probably, I have no idea, they are not plate)

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Post by: roystonoboogie on August 03, 2014, 09:53:07 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 03, 2014, 05:10:24 PM
Last I wouldn't know what the degradation rate would be or how to spot it at this point Post
Last well, if it won't play on a CD player, it won't rip onto a computer, and you can see right through bits of it, I reckon I've spotted it post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 03, 2014, 09:55:13 PM
I find great differences between CD players too. I have to keep in mind sometimes which CD to put into which player.

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Post by: roystonoboogie on August 04, 2014, 12:59:26 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 03, 2014, 09:55:13 PM
I find great differences between CD players too. I have to keep in mind sometimes which CD to put into which player.

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True, but if there is a transparent gap in the CD that you can play "How many fingers am I holding up?" through, I'm fairly convinced that I can visually identify the problem. Also, (as far as I am aware) this has only happened to three CDs out of 650-ish that I own, and they are all the earliest ones that I own: one is a Chess Records compilation copyrighted in 1989 but probably bought 1990 or '91; one is Sinead O'Connor's "I Do Not Want What I Have Not Got" from 1990; and the last is one of my favourite albums of all time: "Rumour and Sigh" by Richard Thompson from 1991 (which I have replaced, obviously).

Last 1952 Vincent Black Lightning post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 04, 2014, 07:45:16 AM
Hm, maybe I should check some of our oldest CDs.
Mussorgsky's Pictures at an Exhibition is the first I can remember.

Last but I can't remember where that CD is Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 04, 2014, 03:08:52 PM
Quote from: roystonoboogie on August 04, 2014, 12:59:26 AM
if there is a transparent gap in the CD
That has only happened to me with CR-Rs.

Last either heavily used/treated and/or some appalling bad quality there Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 04, 2014, 03:20:00 PM
There is something called DVD rot. I assume that affects CDs too.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 04, 2014, 06:30:21 PM
For what I read it's basically what we have been talking about, specifically regarding the reflective layer which in certain cases becomes susceptible to oxidation/degradation.

Last as for the data layer itself the expectation is between 25 to 100 years Post.
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 04, 2014, 07:51:00 PM
Please call someone in 2100 to tell us, whether this prediction turned out to be true  :mrgreen:

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 04, 2014, 07:53:10 PM
It wouldn't be surprising if 50 years from now there is a mad dash to rescue all the data in degrading optical disks.

Last perhaps sooner Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 04, 2014, 09:36:34 PM
An updated version of the book rescue. The switch from cloth fibres to wood fibres treated with sulphate turned paper from lasting for centuries to a few decades. And some older manuscripts suffer from the ink turning to hypercorrosive stuff over time (e.g. the J.S.Bach autographs)

Last we will have to return to clay tablets one day or put up with the losses Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 04, 2014, 10:03:48 PM
Clay tablets, or indeed writing on them, are not indestructable. We will have to find some chemical/nuclear solution.

Last personally I doubt anyone will still be around in 2100 Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 04, 2014, 11:09:08 PM
Nothing is indestructable but of all data storage methods as yet deviced by man the clay tablets have the highest life expectancy (>100K years) when not disturbed.

Last even rock carvings fare slightly worse Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 05, 2014, 03:53:24 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 04, 2014, 11:09:08 PM
even rock carvings fare slightly worse

But not cave paintings.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 05, 2014, 08:32:35 AM
But only if few go to watch them, they turned out to be quite sensitive to change in the microclimate.

Last as a result most of those caves are now closed for regular visitors Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 05, 2014, 06:28:30 PM
Even regular bats?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 05, 2014, 06:54:18 PM
I wonder how long will those laser edged 3D portraits will last.

Last that could potentially last for a loong time Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 05, 2014, 08:38:51 PM
Nothing is going to last for a long time. We are all doomed.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 05, 2014, 08:39:29 PM
The inside could be quite long lasting but the glass will degrade from the outside slowly and turn milky.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 05, 2014, 08:57:44 PM
So long there is a buffer between the data and the outside, the outside can be polished if needed.

Last like headlights Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 05, 2014, 09:29:53 PM
Could be worth a test. But having to do it that way will increase the volume compared to a surface etching.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 05, 2014, 11:32:12 PM
The point is that the density of information is higher and the material far more resistant.

Last have you tried breaking one of those? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 06, 2014, 08:56:58 AM
As I said, some testing may be in order.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 06, 2014, 10:27:21 PM
While that is understood, according to wiki:
Quote from: wikipediaThe notion that glass flows to an appreciable extent over extended periods of time is not supported by empirical research or theoretical analysis

Last at room temperature glass is quite stable Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 06, 2014, 10:47:24 PM
It's form stable but still can and will undergo changes that may limit it as a secure longterm data storage material. Glass (the transparent stuff we traditionally make windows out of) interacts with the environment although less obviously so than e.g. metal. But the degree and type of interaction depends on the type of material (here we go into the 'state not substance' part).

Last and don't let me start about plexiglass not being glas in either definition  ;) Post
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Post by: Aggie on August 07, 2014, 12:07:21 AM
Once we've got a good handle on nano-engineering, how about diamond-based storage media?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 07, 2014, 12:10:23 AM
But laser edging inside the glass has virtually no obvious way of interacting with the environment.

Last depending on shape and distance between layers, you could store a fair amount of information Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 07, 2014, 01:14:38 AM
But...but....but....glass breaks.....easily.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 07, 2014, 08:21:34 AM
Quote from: Aggie on August 07, 2014, 12:07:21 AM
Once we've got a good handle on nano-engineering, how about diamond-based storage media?

Contrary to common beliefs diamonds are quite fragile

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 07, 2014, 05:36:14 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on August 07, 2014, 01:14:38 AM
But...but....but....glass breaks.....easily.
Have you tried breaking one of these?
(http://cncestablishment.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/3d-laser-crystal-engraving.jpg)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 07, 2014, 06:28:05 PM
No.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 07, 2014, 07:16:51 PM
Unless you use a hammer, you may just damage the corners.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 07, 2014, 10:59:40 PM
Wash* it with lye (or a hypochlorite solution) and see what happens

Last but don't come an complain afterwards  :mrgreen: Post

*throughly, or simply put it in the fluid for a few hours
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 08, 2014, 07:35:08 AM
Then don't lye in the library.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 08, 2014, 08:48:37 AM
But lye is the way to save the old books from the acid eating them

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 08, 2014, 04:12:54 PM
Not if they are laser engraved in glass.

Last different kind of library Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 08, 2014, 04:51:06 PM
It would be a vitrary, I'd guess

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 08, 2014, 05:02:44 PM
Or a conservatory.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 08, 2014, 05:16:26 PM
Better lib than con

Last even in current Britain Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 08, 2014, 06:57:15 PM
My spelling is getting worse.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 08, 2014, 08:06:17 PM
Have you been in a spelling bee lately?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 08, 2014, 09:05:09 PM
No, nor have I been stung which is lucky as I am allergic to such.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 08, 2014, 09:25:44 PM
Who isn't allergic to children?

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 08, 2014, 10:24:50 PM
Indeed.

Btw, what is the correct term for a person disliking children? Misopedist? Pedophobe?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 09, 2014, 12:45:50 AM
I don't like liver, so that makes me a liverphobe?

Last children taste is overrated Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 09, 2014, 12:50:58 AM
That would be hepatophobe

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 09, 2014, 01:21:50 AM
I know one is not supposed to, but I adore veal.......... not that I ever have it.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 09, 2014, 03:26:51 AM
Last veal is wrong! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 09, 2014, 08:28:59 AM
So you are not one of the vealers and dealers?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 09, 2014, 05:28:01 PM
I must learn to hunt.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 09, 2014, 09:33:04 PM
I can't really imagine you redcoated on a horse chasing foxes.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 10, 2014, 01:04:40 AM
No, nor can I, but as for a blue coat..................

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 10, 2014, 08:32:59 AM
That would be more proper for whaling

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 10, 2014, 05:10:48 PM
Wailing is not tolerated even in young children.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 10, 2014, 05:38:07 PM
Specially if the children aren't yours.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 10, 2014, 05:48:39 PM
Babies are engineered to be annoying

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 10, 2014, 07:13:34 PM
Intelligent Engineering?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 10, 2014, 09:35:18 PM
You could smell a number of design flaws.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 10, 2014, 10:18:38 PM
Deliberate ones, if you ask some people.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 11, 2014, 02:07:07 AM
Some animals do throw their poo around.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 11, 2014, 08:25:28 AM
And some use the hose

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 11, 2014, 05:23:35 PM
That's why hosiery was invented.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 11, 2014, 06:17:55 PM
I thought that came form the Hoosier State.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 11, 2014, 08:35:05 PM
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 11, 2014, 10:22:16 PM
Whenever it hoves into view.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 12, 2014, 09:09:41 AM
Sounds rather unbehooving to me

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 12, 2014, 04:50:18 PM
Ah, the clip clop of the horse shoes, so missed.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 12, 2014, 04:54:16 PM
Go, get a coconut*. That's cheaper

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*one suffices, that's two halves, no need for a pair**
**don't confuse with pear***
***unless it's a jury****
****in your case any confusion with Jewry would not matter though
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 12, 2014, 06:09:18 PM
Last as long it isn't jewelry Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 12, 2014, 07:37:52 PM
Horses don't necessarily come in pairs, even when wearing jewelry, never mind what faith they have.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 12, 2014, 08:04:58 PM
Properly trained they have faith in their rider.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 12, 2014, 11:43:48 PM
If it's horses then it has to be at least two or the plural form would make no sense

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 13, 2014, 01:54:33 AM
But I never said pair.

Last assumptions are dangerous Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 13, 2014, 08:22:05 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on August 13, 2014, 01:54:33 AM
But I never said pair.

You did in the plural form

Quote from: Griffin NoName on August 12, 2014, 07:37:52 PM
Horses don't necessarily come in pairs, even when wearing jewelry, never mind what faith they have.

OK, strictly spoken you typed it. Can't say, whether you ever said it, although It seems unlikely that you never did.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 13, 2014, 01:34:12 PM
The pair of you make an odd couple.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 13, 2014, 02:13:11 PM
Someone or somebody has to keep the shop/show running.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 13, 2014, 06:15:38 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 13, 2014, 02:13:11 PM
Someone or somebody has to keep the shop/show running.

Indeed. Though I admit we often tell tall stories.

Sorry, must have forgot I said pairs. What a blunder.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 13, 2014, 07:34:09 PM
Last put it on the blender Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 13, 2014, 08:36:24 PM
Better than going on a bender

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 13, 2014, 09:19:32 PM
Or a blinder.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 13, 2014, 09:48:33 PM
Depends on who blinds whom

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 14, 2014, 01:38:02 AM
Surely each element of a pair is interchangeable?

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 14, 2014, 08:21:38 AM
Hands tend to come in pairs but they are the textbook example of non-interchangable objects.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 14, 2014, 04:00:39 PM
May the gods protect us from your isometry.

Last break the mirror Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 14, 2014, 04:02:47 PM
And get 7 years of bad luck? No thanks.

Last on the other hand, would I even note the difference? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 14, 2014, 05:00:05 PM
Some say there's no such thing as luck.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 14, 2014, 05:21:52 PM
Given the notorious lack of it makes this assumption look quite resaonable  at times.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 14, 2014, 06:31:49 PM
According to one of my engineering teachers luck is a shorthand for competence.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 14, 2014, 10:17:43 PM
To have a long piece of string is the answer.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 14, 2014, 11:36:05 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 14, 2014, 06:31:49 PM
According to one of my engineering teachers luck is a shorthand for competence.

Last Murphy's law is no joke Post

Imo competence only moves the odds but does not remove them.

Last best laid plans... Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 15, 2014, 03:43:39 AM
Very odd if you ask me, which you didn't.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 15, 2014, 08:37:01 AM
We might get even one day.

Last ambiguous sentence Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 15, 2014, 03:29:59 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 14, 2014, 11:36:05 PM
Imo competence only moves the odds but does not remove them.
Something eventually will go wrong but competence can foresee a number of issues. Besides, no one said that luck meant no issues at all.

Last maintenance schedules Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 15, 2014, 04:20:04 PM
Can't beat bad ol' probability.

In the 19th century it was a common saying that the likelihood of a building not falling down was in inverse proportional relation to the scholarly education of the engineer desgning it.

Last most elaborate models are least able to resemble actual reality Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 15, 2014, 05:10:13 PM
Building models? I thought we were talking about ideas. Or is this pie in the sky models?

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 15, 2014, 05:49:58 PM
The patent offices in some countries in the past required a working model of any invention registered.

And for the pie in the sky there is the patented airhook.

Last principle similar to the space elevator Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 15, 2014, 07:17:28 PM
Last waiting for nanotube carbon rope or tape Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 15, 2014, 10:24:15 PM
Tethering those pink elephants to the ground might well take nano technology.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 16, 2014, 12:36:47 AM
Painting them black on top should do the trick

Last at least during daylight hours Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 16, 2014, 12:51:23 AM
What type of paint is necessary?

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 16, 2014, 12:58:04 AM
Non-reflective, so not actually 'shining' black

Last that would defy purpose Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 16, 2014, 01:57:50 AM
Surely black will only work at night?

Last this is all very disturbing Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 16, 2014, 08:04:34 AM
No, it will only work during the day.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 16, 2014, 03:12:19 PM
what about nights then?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 16, 2014, 03:27:51 PM
Why not fill them with helium?

Like Pink Floyd's flying pigs Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 16, 2014, 11:28:40 PM
Nah, too expensive.
Also one would have to empty them first or they would get even heavier

Last who needs flying pink elephants at night. No one would see the colour Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 17, 2014, 02:07:54 AM
Where do flying pink elephants go at night?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 17, 2014, 06:58:13 AM
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 17, 2014, 08:32:20 AM
That's Gone to Earth.
A nice film btw
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gone_to_Earth_%28film%29

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 17, 2014, 03:48:21 PM
Because Earth is the Mother of all flying pink elephants.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 17, 2014, 04:44:46 PM
I first read that as 'motor' and thought it would be rather the other way around.

Last we have as of yet no proof that there are no extraterrestrial pink elephants Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 17, 2014, 10:26:12 PM
The key to that sentence was "the Mother of all".....

No but we have no proof there are either.

This because it is an idea. Can you prove an idea?

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 18, 2014, 12:08:06 AM
There are no laws of physics violated with pink elephants.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 19, 2014, 12:32:32 AM
Elephants fly.

Last usually on an Antonov Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 19, 2014, 08:01:33 AM
Parachuting also?

Last Hannibal would have had use for that Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 19, 2014, 03:21:02 PM
If you can parachute a tank, why not an elephant?

Last that is, while one on those airbag balls like the one used in Mars Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 19, 2014, 04:28:20 PM
There are pink elephants on Mars?

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 19, 2014, 04:32:35 PM
Tanks don't struggle, aren't afraid of heights and have more stable suspension.

Last elephants are far more fragile than they look Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 19, 2014, 07:18:24 PM
Rhinos use their horns in mating rituals between men and women.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 19, 2014, 07:24:15 PM
I bet you'd struggle inside a tank about to be parachuted from 10K ft.

Last B. A. Baracus Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 19, 2014, 07:25:57 PM
But people struggling inside the tank would not much interfere with the drop.

Last and people and tanks tend to get dropped separately Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 19, 2014, 08:47:43 PM
They will struggle if they are dropped in a tank full of water...

Last :devil2: ;) :P Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 19, 2014, 09:02:29 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 19, 2014, 08:47:43 PM
They will struggle if they are dropped in a tank full of water...

Do you mean inside or into, i.e. is the tank or the elephant the thing that gets dropped?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 19, 2014, 09:05:18 PM
I'll just go on quietly talking to myself then.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 19, 2014, 09:08:34 PM
But be careful that no elephants or tanks drop down on you!

Last rather ride the rhino Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 19, 2014, 09:53:16 PM
I am being exceedingly careful. In fact I have mounted a net on two sticks over my head.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 19, 2014, 10:21:50 PM
So long we're not talking dynamite here...

Last there's no point on dropping a tank on top of you Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 20, 2014, 03:06:34 AM
There's no point in a lot of things in the Last Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 20, 2014, 09:29:04 AM
But what about a tank top?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 20, 2014, 05:48:41 PM
I've always had a problem understanding the term.

Last where is the tank? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 20, 2014, 08:32:16 PM
It's like a tankini.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 20, 2014, 09:31:50 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 20, 2014, 05:48:41 PM
I've always had a problem understanding the term.

Last where is the tank? Post

According to the (German) wikipedia the name is derived from an old-fashioned bathing suit, known as a tank suit, 'tank' being the older term for swimming pool.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 21, 2014, 02:59:40 AM
But definitely not what Victorian bathers wore.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 21, 2014, 08:16:53 AM
I am currently reading a book on bathing fashion from the Middle Ages to modern times. At its most extreme women wore much more cloth(es) bathing than dancing.
And I am talking about upper class women not professional saloon girls :mrgreen:

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 21, 2014, 03:56:21 PM
Everybody knows that lower class women bathed in the river naked.

Last frequent plot point Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 21, 2014, 04:51:04 PM
Dramatically they may be clothed in body stockings.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 21, 2014, 06:32:36 PM
That's more a question of censorship than drama, I think

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 22, 2014, 02:45:20 AM
who said anything about keeping one foot on the floor?

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 22, 2014, 08:28:25 AM
The philosopher discussing a galopping horse

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 22, 2014, 04:13:49 PM
Provided the horse does not collide with the Philosopher's Stone.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 22, 2014, 05:27:49 PM
It's red, so even a shortsighted horse should be able to cope

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 22, 2014, 06:15:06 PM
How about a colour blind horse? Don't cats see in black &  white?

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 22, 2014, 06:40:42 PM
According to what I find on the web horses can see red quite well and clearly distinguish it from other colours.
And they (seem to) have better night vision than humans.

Last philosophers would only use perfect horses Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 22, 2014, 11:05:54 PM
So transform into a horse at night.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 23, 2014, 08:12:59 AM
Were-horses are quite a rarity.

Last or extremly careful not to get discovered Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 23, 2014, 04:45:14 PM
Buy a new set of night-vision glasses.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 23, 2014, 10:39:45 PM
Would be pretty useless for a horse. They can't see green.

Last OK, they just can't distinguish green from other colours Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 24, 2014, 04:22:55 PM
They can see the village green.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 24, 2014, 04:31:08 PM
They see it gray, be it grass or hay.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 24, 2014, 07:40:45 PM
Perhaps it's only the Greys, not the Bavarian Warmbloods.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 24, 2014, 07:55:01 PM
Or horses should drink more Earl Grey.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 24, 2014, 09:39:31 PM
You can take a horsse to Earl Grey but you can't make him bow down.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 24, 2014, 09:57:47 PM
It will have to learn early or there will be dire consequences.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 25, 2014, 02:31:53 AM
Going back a bit, isn't a centaur a were-horse?

Last tea preferences for centaurs are a mystery Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 25, 2014, 08:37:39 AM
Nope, a centaur is a hybrid or, technically speaking, a chimera. But that term is unsuitable for this context since the chimera is from the same mythology. A were animal implies the full and reversible transformation into the animal. A werehorse would not have a human head and definitely no arms (in addition to the four horse legs).
Some mythologies claim though that there is always one human element left in the animal form and/or one animal element in the human form*, so a keen-eyed person could recognize it even without seeing the transformation process.

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*depending on what is the original, a human that can transform into an animal or an animal that can transform into a human
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 25, 2014, 09:56:16 AM
A centaur's face would be clearly recognizable.

Last not so sure about the hairstyle Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 25, 2014, 10:44:25 AM
Still
a) a centaur stays a centaur and does not transform*
b) a centaur is not even superficially confusable with a normal horse
c) were animals don't use weapons when in animal form. Centaurs were (no pun intended) feared archers

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*it's not that they do it only out of sight. They stay in shape even when killed as opposed to were animals.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 25, 2014, 02:49:36 PM
With all that exercise I would expect them to stay in shape.

Last huff, huff Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 25, 2014, 04:23:43 PM

To stay in shape they should eat a million good bacteria yoghurt.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 25, 2014, 04:44:19 PM
Eating a million yoghurts would rather lead to getting out of shape.

Last an rather rotten guts Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 25, 2014, 05:24:08 PM
27 yoghurts a day over a 100 years may have some odd effects, sure.

Last unless those are tiny yoghurts Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 25, 2014, 08:41:57 PM
It's only a matter of time before nanoghurts enter the market.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 25, 2014, 09:34:04 PM
You mean like frozen yogurt dots?

Last no more chocolate Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 25, 2014, 09:57:59 PM
that would be quantum yoghurts

Last high casein content* Post

*pun works only in German
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 26, 2014, 01:26:50 AM
How many flavours?

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 26, 2014, 08:41:41 AM
Would that not be influenced by Heisenberg's principle?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 26, 2014, 04:21:21 PM
Naturally. But someone somewhere would need to prepare the flavourings.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 26, 2014, 04:55:29 PM
Why? Wait long enough and the desired one will automatically manifest itself.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 26, 2014, 10:50:58 PM
Are you saying that quarks are made of yogurt?

Last quantum cows Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 26, 2014, 10:59:03 PM
Isn't quark just a more solid yoghurt?

Last it seems the terms are often used interchangably Post

Edit: many learners of Latin get tortured with the Yoghurt war (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jugurthine_War). Won by a beast (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bestia), as it seems
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 27, 2014, 03:54:42 AM
History always repeats.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 27, 2014, 08:22:45 AM
One can only hope to be part of the farcial parts of the cycle.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 27, 2014, 04:40:10 PM
That will put a spoke in your wheel.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 27, 2014, 04:44:09 PM
Still working on the spokeless wheel

Last it still speaks too much Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 27, 2014, 10:58:04 PM
Speach is over-rated. After all, we manage here quite well without it.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 27, 2014, 11:12:57 PM
Did you mean speech or did the s in pesach come out a bit too early?  ;)

Last beacuse Isreal Post
most common typos ever
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 28, 2014, 02:15:54 AM
Much to early. We are only about to start a whole new year any time now.

Why is it speak and speech?

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 28, 2014, 08:32:02 AM
Because English ;)

Even German has quite a few inconsistencies there but English is notorious for the discrepancies in spelling and pronounciation. Shaw was right.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 28, 2014, 03:20:20 PM
That is why I have old Georgey's vegetarian cookbook.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 28, 2014, 03:33:20 PM
Because neither Normans nor Tudors liked veggies?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 28, 2014, 04:10:04 PM
Was the book something like How to Prepare People?

Last or the recipes use Soylent Green? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 28, 2014, 04:27:52 PM
Twilight Zone (How to serve Man) or Narnia (Harfang Castle in The Silver Chair)?

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Post by: Aggie on August 28, 2014, 06:07:34 PM
Or as spoofed in the first Simpsons Halloween Special....  How To Cook (For) (For)(ty) Humans.


Last cooking vegan isn't easy... but they're so tender! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 28, 2014, 06:56:20 PM
As long as there is no leather in the soup.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 28, 2014, 07:07:10 PM
Last letter soup Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 28, 2014, 09:50:57 PM
With Russian Bread
(http://src.discounto.de/pics/Angebote/2012-07/308462/332972_Sondey-Russisch-Brot_xxl.jpg)
http://src.discounto.de/pics/Angebote/2012-07/308462/332972_Sondey-Russisch-Brot_xxl.jpg

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 28, 2014, 10:25:29 PM
Now I want chocolate cookies.

Last not related, I know, but that's what came to mind Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 28, 2014, 10:36:44 PM
What about some Turkish Delight instead?

Last no idea how that tastes though Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 29, 2014, 12:45:30 AM
We have chocolate cake for lunch on Saturday.


Last :chocolate: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 29, 2014, 12:50:30 AM
We tend to have it at coffee/tea time

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 29, 2014, 03:07:54 AM
It's a treat for the grandchildren. Or there's jelly. Funny stuff jelly.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 29, 2014, 08:24:11 AM
With or without fish? ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 29, 2014, 01:11:29 PM
So long...

Last and thanks for all the fish Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 29, 2014, 01:21:51 PM
Fish is going to become a luxury food again.

Last and jellyfish more common on the menu Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 29, 2014, 03:07:00 PM
Gives you that extra sting in the mouth.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 29, 2014, 05:35:24 PM
Sting is going to be furious.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 29, 2014, 11:41:18 PM
Are orcs plants?

Last Sting cut a few of those Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 30, 2014, 01:15:39 AM
No grifters here.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 30, 2014, 01:20:41 AM
What about sifter, lifter and drifter?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 30, 2014, 03:37:36 AM
They went to sea in a Sieve, they did,
 In a Sieve they went to sea:
In spite of all their friends could say,
On a winter's morn, on a stormy day,
 In a Sieve they went to sea!
And when the Sieve turned round and round,
And every one cried, 'You'll all be drowned!'
They called aloud, 'Our Sieve ain't big,
But we don't care a button! we don't care a fig!
 In a Sieve we'll go to sea!'
     Far and few, far and few,
           Are the lands where the Jumblies live;
     Their heads are green, and their hands are blue,
           And they went to sea in a Sieve.


Last that should deal with the sifters Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 30, 2014, 06:01:51 AM
Figs?

Last why not ask Newton? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 30, 2014, 09:19:25 AM
You can't desieve me, Griff ;)

Last too many holes in that Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 30, 2014, 03:57:00 PM
Dear Liza, Dear Liza.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 30, 2014, 04:23:16 PM
Darrell Issa (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darrell_Issa)?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 30, 2014, 05:42:11 PM
Are you invoking the devil?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 30, 2014, 06:03:37 PM
Even Evil has (some) standards.
Even the church has been of the opinion that there are things that are even below the devil (but not below humans).

Last that includes deviations from the missionary coital position Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 30, 2014, 07:18:27 PM
All sin is proportional.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 30, 2014, 07:24:52 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on August 30, 2014, 07:18:27 PM
All sin is proportional.

To what?

Last the backlash is out of without any doubt though Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 31, 2014, 03:24:16 AM
What is disproportionate sin?

Last well endowed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 31, 2014, 09:07:49 AM
What is disproportionate is the claimed eternal damnation for a finite misbehaviour.

Last as is the eternal reward for obeying the rules for a finite time Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 31, 2014, 03:29:41 PM
Is all sin is disproportional more accurate?

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 31, 2014, 03:54:07 PM
Again, in disproportion to what?

Last I assume we are not talking about the Babylonian Moon god
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on August 31, 2014, 04:56:58 PM
To everything. Of course.

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ps. you committed the sin of not including the word Post. Work out how proportional that is.
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 31, 2014, 09:52:19 PM
Is there an essential difference between 'god' and 'Post' ??? ;)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 01, 2014, 03:35:43 AM
Different consonents and more of them.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 01, 2014, 08:21:27 AM
I asked about 'essential'  ;)

Ultimate conservatives also has more consonants than Tories* god

*although it contains the same: cOnseRvaTIvES
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 01, 2014, 03:49:54 PM
Leave the tories alone, haven't you heard that Cameron is as popular as ever?

Last specially in Scotland Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 01, 2014, 07:03:07 PM
Cameron is popular because he is going to take everyone's passports away from them, making them all stateless. Actually, I think even if they aren't made stateless it can't be consistent with human rights and nor can stopping people going to Syria. What right have the govt. got to stop people fighting in another country? None of it makes sense to me, and anyway one would only have to divert via Estonia or somewhere to hide the fact they were flying to Turkey.

Last knee jerks or just jerks? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 01, 2014, 09:46:25 PM
There were Jews for Hitler too. And guys that believe(d) that nazism was actually a Jewish conspiracy.

Last and before Hitler became Reichskanzler, his party campaigned in Polish in Eastern part sof Germany Post

Excuse my Godwin. Plus today it's 75 years that WW2 officially started (although both the Chinese and the US beg to differ on that).
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 01, 2014, 10:22:39 PM
Did you mistake me? I just think Cameron should find other means.

Last after 1,476 pages, it is probably time for Godwin. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 01, 2014, 10:35:51 PM
It was just a take on popularity that can be rather strange in content and origin.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 02, 2014, 12:05:24 AM
I was ironic on Cameron, for what I can see he is more unpopular than popular.

Last again, particularly in Scotland Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2014, 12:24:02 AM
Well, it can be quite useful if the people one wants to secede from are run by a guy your neighbours can't stand

Btw, is Cameron Highland or Lowland?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 02, 2014, 04:21:17 AM
Cameron is marshland in my opinion.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2014, 07:28:40 AM
I was thinking less of linguistics than origin.
Was clan Cameron from the lowland Scots (the 'civilized' pro-English) or the highlands ('barbarians') ;)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 02, 2014, 03:06:03 PM
La La La...... they are saying what Cameron wants to do is illegal........... do I want to know his clan? No.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2014, 03:20:30 PM
It would be useful to know, whether his clan agrees with him on policies/politics.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 02, 2014, 05:39:15 PM
It would be useful to know if his clan are gooing to vote Yes or No.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 02, 2014, 08:43:23 PM
Useful for whom?

Last you'll get used to it Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 02, 2014, 09:36:57 PM
Useful for anyone interested. I suppose if we lose Scotland we can always take a leaf out of Russia's book and invade.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 02, 2014, 10:11:18 PM
Considering that one of the arguments used against secession is the size of the UKs military budget, and how Scotland alone can't spy on every country withing reach protect itself...

Last the next step is simply to invade Scotland Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2014, 11:57:17 PM
The English got the union through a bribe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLufwtSZiIs

Last and left Scotland with just a song by an excise man in exchange Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 03, 2014, 03:39:59 PM
Her Majesty should mobilise the army to force people to a No vote.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 03, 2014, 03:57:43 PM
Is that among Her Majesty's prerogatives?

Last I have my doubts since that whole Charles the First affair Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 03, 2014, 06:05:45 PM
Why not just tear up Magna Carta? That would put the cat among the pidgeons.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 03, 2014, 06:38:07 PM
Wasn't that already used as nesting material for the Tower ravens?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 04, 2014, 04:14:47 AM
Possibly. It was actually pretty useless anyway.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 04, 2014, 08:26:17 AM
And one copy is stored in Fort Knox

Last to keep it out of free circulation, I presume Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 04, 2014, 04:29:37 PM
But then they did not have photocopiers or any other form of easy quick duplication then,

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 04, 2014, 07:21:14 PM
Do you think the nobles and the king trusted each other with the single copy?

Last there were several original ones Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 04, 2014, 09:00:33 PM
No, I was thinking of mass marketing, not the few trusty barons.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 04, 2014, 09:30:16 PM
Despite the Magna, the Charta was not that long. A few busy monks could have satisfied the market easily. And it was text only, so no time needed for fancy illumination.

Last on the other hand Magna Charta Illustrated could have been quite popular Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 05, 2014, 04:11:13 AM
Like pctures of the King with a big red cross through him?

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 05, 2014, 08:38:28 AM
Was the King St.Andrewed publicly?

Last for St.Georgeing himself too much? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 05, 2014, 06:33:57 PM
He was offside.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 05, 2014, 09:37:59 PM
No, that was his brother.

Last the kings on the British Isles were not in favor of football/soccer in any case Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 05, 2014, 09:57:52 PM
I thought he only had a sister. Or a daughter. Or maybe the brother was Stephen. Or was that the son. So long ago, so hard to remember once dementia sets in. Anyway, he had no right to object to the sport his people adored, even if I hate it.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 05, 2014, 10:20:51 PM
If we are talking the Magna Charta guy, his brother was the one with the feline heart transplant.

Last the one with the horrible French accent that hated to be in England Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 06, 2014, 12:50:55 AM
I thought the first heart transplant was carried out in South Africa. (why do brains fill up with such relatively useless facts?).

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 06, 2014, 12:56:34 AM
A lot of nuns claimed to have exchanged their heart with that of Jesus.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 06, 2014, 03:07:07 AM
At least they are consistent, claiming all sorts of things for which there is no evidence.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 06, 2014, 08:10:56 AM
But quite a lot of those claims are evidence of illicit sexual experiences  ;)

Last first nun prawn came form the nuns themselves Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 06, 2014, 04:52:15 PM
Of course, the whole Brides of Christ is suspect. Lucky we don't have hordes of little Jesuses.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 06, 2014, 06:01:15 PM
If they are lucky they get buried on the premises with at least a minimum of dignity. But these standards are not kept up everywhere.

Last not all nunneries have yet invested in the adoption market Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 06, 2014, 09:01:39 PM
Traditionally they have at least one girl child they bring up due to parents deserting them, not quuite the same as adoption. Normally the girl child leaves as an adult, but occasionally they become novices. This is the stuff of which novels are made.

Last Mills & Boon Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 06, 2014, 09:11:47 PM
I was rather thinking of putting kids into the market than taking out some. ;)

Last the only kids not calling the priest father Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 07, 2014, 01:55:09 AM
I suppose if they are all brothers and sisters in Christ it must be incest.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 07, 2014, 08:16:06 AM
Do like an Egyptian*  ;)

Last or Cain Adamsson and his wife Whatever Evasdottir Post

*or at least an Egyptian pharao
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 07, 2014, 04:23:20 PM
Playing mummies (and daddies) ?

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 07, 2014, 06:37:23 PM
Better daddies than dybbuks

Last btw, why are mummies in horror films almost always male*? Post

*and the few females tend to be unwrapped
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 07, 2014, 10:04:46 PM
1. More important VIP people are male. (How many female Directors of blue chip companies?) so more important burials of males.

2. The people who first invade the tomb always want to see the female's naughty bits, and the first invaders are never the people who tell the world about the tomb and contents (eg they keep quiet about the loot they have taken0.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 07, 2014, 10:50:15 PM
There are quite a few important female mummies (including several queens). And even poor Egyptians mummified their dead. Just with cheaper, less elaborate methods. Mummies were an important export product for Egypt and not for museums but as fertilizer (and a bit as medicine). The boom ended only when the Chilean saltpetre (guano) entered the market.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 08, 2014, 12:11:22 AM
would they lay mummies end to end across the fields or whizz them up into a fine spray? (tho they could only have delivered that by air balloons).

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 08, 2014, 12:37:41 AM
I assume they were sold pre-crushed.

Last less trouble with custom officials too, I presume Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 08, 2014, 05:05:15 AM
Pre-crushed would create a choking hazzard. Not suitable for children under 36 months.

Last what was Egyptian Health and Safety like in those days? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 08, 2014, 09:05:08 AM
Do you think the usual animal excrements are less risky?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 08, 2014, 05:27:26 PM
Probably not but the packaging would be better. And children could wear oxygen masks while they are spraying.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 08, 2014, 05:41:35 PM
Who will pay for the oxygen?

Last sell one kid to provide for the other? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 09, 2014, 04:21:28 PM
Oxygen is all around us. Just need to capture enough. The children could run around with jam jars to trap it.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 09, 2014, 09:05:08 PM
Not pure enough and thus not usable for a closed-cycle system.

Last that dreadful nitrogen, you know Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 10, 2014, 01:09:22 AM
They could use nitrogen magnets to remove the nitrogen. I'm sure they would be very cheap on Amazon; they could ask for them as Christmas presents.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 10, 2014, 01:13:21 AM
Same problem, the cost is in the cooling.

Last and Maxwell's demon has been sent to jail for breaking the Second Law of Themodynamics Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 10, 2014, 01:21:39 AM
They could sort it out in Greenland. It is pretty cold there.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 10, 2014, 09:59:53 AM
Not cold enough. Conservative leadership councils may suffice.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 10, 2014, 01:50:33 PM
North Pole? Antartica? I imaagine the people there would not be voting Conservative any more than Scots.

Last Coast
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 10, 2014, 02:03:00 PM
I think the officially coldest (natural) place on Earth is somewhere in Siberian Russia.

Last Russians probably drink that much because alcohol has a far lower melting point, so their bodily fluids stay liquid even in winter Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 10, 2014, 08:18:03 PM
Ok, then, Russian children in Siberia. I expect they are used to being told what to do without expecting pocket money.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 10, 2014, 08:21:01 PM
Sam O`Jedi needs no money!

Last diamonds are better Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 11, 2014, 01:34:11 AM
Did mummies have diamonds or have you lost the plot?

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 11, 2014, 08:29:48 AM
Never heard of ice mummies?
or Samoyeds (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samoyedic_peoples)

Last http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-samo-jedi.png Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 11, 2014, 04:38:25 PM
They are an abomination.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 11, 2014, 09:03:39 PM
The Samoyeds or the ice mummies?

Last btw, the Word Association thread could do with a new post Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 12, 2014, 02:52:51 AM
The whole lot of them. Playing mummies with no daddies.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 12, 2014, 09:34:25 AM
Mummies with their daddies would be incestuous

Last even with use of incense Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 12, 2014, 05:18:09 PM
Everyone would be insensed.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 12, 2014, 05:37:19 PM
We have all become so desensitized that necrophilia Egyptica will not even rise the ratings anymore.

Last unlike e.g. using 'single letter'-words on TV Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 12, 2014, 11:03:46 PM
I assume you refer to Mr Cameron.

Last I thought he was against unions Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 12, 2014, 11:31:33 PM
Are you implying he is blood-related to the Iron Lady?

Last and I don't mean spilt blood Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 13, 2014, 01:13:09 AM
You might think that but I couldn't possibly comment.

Last play your cards right Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 13, 2014, 01:34:30 AM
Ah, witness protection program.

Last or omerta Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 13, 2014, 02:21:13 AM
I've forgotten what we are witnessing. Is it mummies?

Last let's not bring the mafia in Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 13, 2014, 08:16:07 AM
I was referring to this in particular
[youtube=425,350]-63vXu98Lcs[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-63vXu98Lcs

Last Sorry, no gory Tory stories? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 13, 2014, 06:42:49 PM
I'd forgotten her thank G-d.

I was meaning this:

[youtube=425,350]aBF7UrXS6S8[/youtube]

Last it's crazy here right now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 13, 2014, 11:21:21 PM
Looks like the Scots are bound to have the first democratic election ever* with a 100% participation rate.

*in a territorial state, not in the rabbit breeder association of Wee Smallborough, membership 5  ;)

Last at least no one will be able to claim that a voting minoriity is dictating something concerning everyone Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 14, 2014, 02:46:57 AM
I think the expectation is around 80% turn out. But it always depends on the weather. Turn out for general elections have been getting lower and lower every time, and hopefully will continue to do so until no govt. can be formed at all.

Last is the 2 word story too difficult again? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 14, 2014, 09:42:27 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on September 14, 2014, 02:46:57 AM
Last is the 2 word story too difficult again? Post

Indeed  ::)
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At least registration for the referendum has hit an all-time record. As close to 100% as technically possible it seems.

Last without Mel Gibson being involved as far as I know  ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 14, 2014, 05:58:23 PM
:)@ Mel Gibson

The Guardian is predicting something well over 80% in this morning's paper.

Salmond is getting more and morer detached from reality.

Maybe they should consider mummifying him if he fails.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 14, 2014, 07:55:50 PM
With that name should he not better be tinned instead.

Last cue Monty Python Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 14, 2014, 09:13:16 PM
Or perhaps.... canned.

Last dreading Thursday Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 14, 2014, 09:20:47 PM
Yes, we can  ;)

Meinetwegen eingedost (nicht eingedöst, das ist was anderes)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 15, 2014, 02:01:23 AM
If you say so.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 15, 2014, 08:35:18 AM
Seesaw? I saw no sea. No sir!

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 15, 2014, 04:08:00 PM
The owl and the pussy cat went to sea
In a beuatiful pea green boat
They took some honey and plenty of money
Wrapped up in a five pound note

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 15, 2014, 04:25:27 PM
Die erste alte Tante sprach:
Wir müssen nun auch dran denken,
Was wir zu ihrem Namenstag
Dem guten Sophiechen schenken.

Drauf sprach die zweite Tante kühn:
Ich schlage vor, wir entscheiden
Uns für ein Kleid in Erbsengrün,
Das mag Sophiechen nicht leiden.

Der dritten Tante war das recht:
Ja, sprach sie, mit gelben Ranken!
Ich weiß, sie ärgert sich nicht schlecht
Und muß sich auch noch bedanken.

(The first old aunt spoke: We have to talk think about what present we will give to good little Sophie on her saint's day.
Next spoke the second old aunt boldly: I propose that we decide on a dress in pea green. Little Sophie can't stand it.
The third old aunt was alright with that. Oh yes, tendriled in yellow! I know, she will be REALLY upset and still has to say thanks for it)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 15, 2014, 09:27:32 PM
What an evil poem. What on earth did good liitle Sophie do to upset them?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 15, 2014, 09:56:51 PM
Do old aunts need a reason?  ;)

That kind of mindset is rather common, unfortunately. I'd say it occurs particularly often in 'pious' circles with older female relatives most often the culprits.

Btw, the author is Wilhelm Busch (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilhelm_Busch).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 16, 2014, 02:49:36 AM
I haven't come across it since around the 1950's.

I might have to use it.

Lost Past
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 16, 2014, 08:22:08 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on September 16, 2014, 02:49:36 AM
I haven't come across it since around the 1950's.

I might have to use it.

Pea green dresses or the mindset of old aunts? ;)

Last in the 1950ies my aunts would have been at the receiving end Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 16, 2014, 04:22:15 PM
Actually, the only thing I know is pea green is soup.

Last I forget how young you are Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 16, 2014, 09:36:01 PM
Hey, I am beyond half my statistical life expectation already.

Last and my bet is that I will not reach it even closely Post

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As for pea green, its last bastion was probably the early to mid-70ies
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 17, 2014, 05:18:26 PM
Most people I know think they won't reach their statistical death date, some with good cause. Although I suppose the statistical figure changes. Like I was a healthy woman but now my statistics have changed to someone who had cancer and has ME with lots of time in bed which hugely shortens the odds (which is a good thing for annuities).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 17, 2014, 08:31:56 PM
Lots of small maladies on my side, overweight and no sports. Those are going to add up.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 18, 2014, 02:20:24 AM
Yes, they will. All mine are adding up rather fast now. But apart from not wishing to die in horrrilbe pain, I've not that much to stay around for. Except the.............

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 18, 2014, 07:44:44 AM
At least at the moment I have to rely on YOU alone as far as this forum is concerned. Very low activity currently  :(

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 18, 2014, 03:47:29 PM
People are reading but not posting. Although maybe not reading the threads we post in. I expect someone has done a research project on the life of forums.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 18, 2014, 03:50:48 PM
Akkadian is also read but rarely written in these days (let alone spoken). That's why it is called a dead language.
If we (i.e. the forum) only get read, wouldn't that be true of us too?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 18, 2014, 06:10:00 PM
Latin is supposedly dead yet there are some die hard fans in the Vatican.

Last are we deader? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 18, 2014, 06:25:59 PM
I don't beieve only being read = dead, maybe moribund, but not dead.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 18, 2014, 08:18:47 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 18, 2014, 06:10:00 PM
Latin is supposedly dead yet there are some die hard fans in the Vatican.

Last are we deader? Post

That's why I used Akakdian and not Latin as an example.

And there was for some time a regular  Latin broadcast on Finnish TV (during some Olympics iirc)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 18, 2014, 10:41:48 PM
So, the criteria for a dead language is that if someone different from a number of linguists and historians outside a university somewhere still speak the language it isn't dead?

Last or something more extreme like the language that the inhabitants of Teotihuacan spoke is dead because they are and nobody knows what the heck they spoke? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 18, 2014, 11:23:31 PM
The prime example is Cornish. It is known when the last person speaking it died. At her last words the language turned from living to dead.
Of course a dead language can get revived provided its grammar and vocabulary got preserved. Then it is just a matter of people learning it as a foreign tongue and teaching it to their kids as first tongue.

Hebrew as it is spoken today may be a border case. As far as I know it got revived directly from the Biblical texts not the purely liturgical use

Those languages where the last speakers died before it could be put on paper (or tape or other material/way of preservation) are lost forever though. Reconstructed Indogermanic imo does not count as genuine, so any attempt to speak it would not constitute a successful revival.

Last again, Latin is a special case and not just because clerical celibacy prevents the natural transfer to the next generation Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 19, 2014, 03:24:44 AM
Don't forget the e-vrit e-readers (http://www.haaretz.com/business/.premium-1.581922).

Classical Hebrew (yes, biblical) is different to evrit and also religious Hebrew texts include some sections in Aramaic. I learnt classic Hebrew from (being forced to) reading the Bible in Hebrew with no translation. I remember very little (but do still have some words) but remember struggling with the word for ass.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 19, 2014, 09:01:35 AM
Donkey or sitting-on part of the body? ;)

Looking it up (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Language_revitalization), I find that your 'moribund' comment is actually using an official term and not an ad hoc.

Still, is modern Hebrew the result of a Frankensteinian experiment or not?

Last why can't we do the same for Gothic? Post
Admittedly, it would make the term Gothic Novel a bit ambiguous
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 19, 2014, 04:10:00 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on September 19, 2014, 09:01:35 AM
Looking it up (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Language_revitalization), I find that your 'moribund' comment is actually using an official term and not an ad hoc.

You doubted moi?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 19, 2014, 04:28:25 PM
Since I make up terms when I am unable or unwilling to look the 'proper' words up and 'moribund' sounded exactly like that...
I would see no fault in either case since the meaning was never in doubt.

Last and you have not answered the question ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 19, 2014, 06:49:50 PM
actually I made moribund up, but that shows how intelligent I am

Quote from: Swatopluk on September 19, 2014, 09:01:35 AM
Still, is modern Hebrew the result of a Frankensteinian experiment or not?

I know nothing about the rise of modern Hebrew. I doubt Ms Shelley was involved since she only has a history of six weeks which would not be enough time.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 19, 2014, 07:01:48 PM
QuoteI doubt Ms Shelley was involved since she only has a history of six weeks which would not be enough time.

I don't fully understand about the six weeks. What do you mean with that

Last The Lord needed six days, mortals need six weeks for less Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 19, 2014, 08:14:25 PM
wiki : History of a Six Weeks' Tour is a travel narrative by the British Romantic authors Mary Shelley (pictured) and Percy Bysshe Shelley. Published in 1817, it describes two trips taken by Mary, Percy, and Mary's stepsister, Claire Clairmont: one across Europe in 1814, and one to Lake Geneva in 1816.
Also, you have to fully understand? I doubt you fully understand all the Last Posts.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 19, 2014, 08:57:16 PM
Who understands nothing on this thread?

Last my understanding Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 19, 2014, 10:05:39 PM
The Last Post is far too sublime to be fully understood by anyone.

Last but it can still be taken Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 20, 2014, 02:34:28 AM
But its meanings are clear in an alternate parallel universe, yes?

Last subliminal Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 20, 2014, 08:24:51 AM
Or its meanness, alternatively

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 20, 2014, 05:13:59 PM
Not a mean bone in its body. Just contradictions.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 20, 2014, 05:19:20 PM
Some confuse mean and means to an end

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 20, 2014, 08:20:14 PM
And some man and the wrong mans (http://www.comedy.co.uk/guide/tv/the_wrong_mans/).

Last of men and mice Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 20, 2014, 08:57:59 PM
Mans is a far more logical plural than men

Well, it could be worse

http://bin.arnastofnun.is/leit/?id=5763

Women fare only slightly better

http://bin.arnastofnun.is/leit/?q=kona

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 21, 2014, 12:25:51 AM
Logic has never had much to do with the English language.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 21, 2014, 12:41:15 AM
True for all natural languages as far as I know.
Even artificial ones have their flaws.

Still a nice song in one of those
[youtube=425,350]CHrIOzTG-cc[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHrIOzTG-cc

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 21, 2014, 05:33:05 PM
Artificial ones must have artificial flaws so they don't count.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 21, 2014, 07:00:56 PM
Some are pure music

Last Solresol (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solresol) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 21, 2014, 09:26:43 PM
I think I'd rather learn Japanese.

Last no sora sera Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 22, 2014, 07:13:46 AM
I thought about it.
But since I saw no chance of ever learning the 2000 kanji, I dropped it.

Last tiramisu instead of wakarimasu, I fear Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 22, 2014, 04:21:38 PM
If everyone just learnt one kanji, that would take 2,000 people.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 22, 2014, 05:01:31 PM
That reminds me of Jim Button (by Michael Ende).
The pirates in that book also knew only one letter (singel written character) each (and one was even wrong about his), so it was a difficult cooperative task for them to write letters (written objects sent by mail).

Last in Latin the plural of letter (littera) means science (litterae) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 22, 2014, 06:45:34 PM
We often have several meanings for the same word in English. That could reduce the number of words we have to learn.

My grandson seems to have learnt Bye Bye as he waved when we said it on Skype and he was not watching the rest of the  family or me. But he looked very puzzled by all his relatives shouting "look" "he's waving" "well-done" etc (he is 7 months old. I don't know the japanese for bye bye but they speak that much more that than English, so I suspect he is now bi-lingual in bye-bye.).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 22, 2014, 10:35:19 PM
On the other hand there are often several words for the same thing.

Last and thanks to the Normans English has far more of those than many other languages Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 22, 2014, 10:58:54 PM
I never did really like Norman wisdom.

Last http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Wisdom Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 23, 2014, 12:27:24 AM
Never seen his work.

Last wise Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 23, 2014, 08:44:59 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on September 22, 2014, 10:58:54 PM
I never did really like Norman wisdom.

Seems like I have never (consciously) heard of the guy.
Actually surprising since I like older British movies.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 23, 2014, 04:13:33 PM
Probably a good thing. His version of what passes for humour always made me cringe.

Last knighthoods for knonsense Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 23, 2014, 04:59:03 PM
There are four humours.
To each his/her own

Last hypocritcal Hippocrates Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 23, 2014, 06:37:52 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on September 23, 2014, 04:59:03 PM
There are four humours.
To each his/her own

I make that 8.

Last mathematical matrices Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 23, 2014, 07:53:15 PM
Men are vile and women use bile?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 23, 2014, 08:31:04 PM
Last the villainy of the villa Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 23, 2014, 09:21:40 PM
Those who can afford a villa must inded be villainous

Last pillage in the village Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 23, 2014, 09:30:23 PM
The Pillage People?

Last :o Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 23, 2014, 10:46:23 PM
We all live in the age of 'the' pill, although some will still not admit it.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 24, 2014, 12:30:05 AM
I'll send you the bill for the mill.

Last please don't kill Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 24, 2014, 02:27:24 AM
Polly had a Dolly
Who was sick, sick, sick

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 24, 2014, 07:53:21 AM
Four to the floor?

Last http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeXWyXlGkyg Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 24, 2014, 12:16:07 PM
Last careful with the flour Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 24, 2014, 02:31:24 PM
Flour for Kermit the Frog
http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Episode_115:_Candice_Bergen


On the other hand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbjfa0XoCrY

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 24, 2014, 03:59:58 PM
How many hands does an average horse measure?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 24, 2014, 05:31:54 PM
I thought the usage of anachronistic measure units was a privilege of the Empire.

Last specially certain colony Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 24, 2014, 05:50:54 PM
To measure a horse in hands is also in use in the ex-empire I live in. I think it is international.

Last In Austria they use fists instead of hands for that Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 24, 2014, 07:05:20 PM
I wonder if there is an Internation prototype hand like the International prototype kilogram at Sèvres - hands after all, can come in many sizes - and who's hand is it, and how was it aquired? Do they use a child's hand to measure ponies?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 24, 2014, 07:48:57 PM
A common method in the olden times was to take a random sample of ten*, put them together and mark the length on a tape/stick/etc.

*e.g. a sequence of people stepping out of church since everyone was expected to be there and (unlike at the entry) the leaving did not follow any order of rank, thus the sample would be both representative and random.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 24, 2014, 08:44:35 PM
Everything should be metric.

Last except the metric week Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 24, 2014, 11:52:09 PM
There have been several attempts at a metric week but it was usually a Trojan horse to reduce non-working days.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 25, 2014, 01:21:13 PM
I have a weakness for food.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 25, 2014, 01:37:07 PM
As long as it is not fast or with weak sauce?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 25, 2014, 02:21:36 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on September 24, 2014, 11:52:09 PM
There have been several attempts at a metric week but it was usually a Trojan horse to reduce non-working days.
The week is about the moon, you can't have metric moon phases.

Last what I don't understand is the fascination with the number 12 Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 25, 2014, 03:10:05 PM
The month is the one about the moon and our months do not fit with the moon phases either.

The standard model would be the same as the Egyptians used: 12 months with 30 days each, the remaining 5 or 6 days are outside the year (and are holidays).
So, a month would have 3 weeks with 10 days per week => 36 weeks/year = 360 days + 5 to 6 extra.

12 is just more versatile than 10.
10 = 1*10=2*5;
12=1*12=2*2*3=2*6=3*4

Last and the Babylonians combined both with their system based on 60 Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 25, 2014, 04:53:37 PM
Something's gotta give, either the month fits or you have to use a short and long calendars, all things considered better to have months not fitting the moon than months not fitting the year, don't you think?

Last as far as the 12 the only possible explanation is the number of rib pairs Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 25, 2014, 06:46:37 PM
Saving up those spare days until there are 365 of them, then slot in an extra year. If this was done sneakily enough, no one would know, so all the things that happen in that extra year can be ignored as if they did not happen, which might prove useful.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 25, 2014, 08:15:10 PM
That would end as in ancient Rome. Those who have to decide about the date of the leap period will sell it to the highest bidder.
Hey, Mr.President. Would you like to stay in office for an extra year? For the modest sum of ${insert quite high number} and some other privileges, we would be inclined to time the leap according to your wishes. Btw, your opponent offered us a not insignificant sum to cut a year instead.

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Post by: Aggie on September 26, 2014, 12:10:52 AM
I would prefer 12 months of 30 days, then the bulk of time falling outside of months and treated as a holiday period to usher in the new year. It would foster community celebrations, and in many parts of the world a similar period is treated that way in any case (date for the start of the New Year vary).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 26, 2014, 02:51:46 AM
Or get rid of the extra days by travelling deep into space. There's no end of ways to get rid of awkward extra time.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 26, 2014, 08:17:33 AM
Why not go Jules Verne and synchronize it by modifying the orbit or Earth and/or Moon?

Last use some* excess fossil fuel for that to make Big Energy happy Post
*actually it would need a lot more than there is available
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 26, 2014, 05:31:50 PM
We could just dump fossil fuel into deep spaces without using it for anything. That would at least drive up prices so fewer people would use it.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 26, 2014, 05:48:53 PM
As long as it is potentially (still) there to be used, the effect will be diminished.

Last and the price for fossil has stopped to be connected to actual supply some years ago Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 26, 2014, 07:50:36 PM
There is a seriously scary article in the latest Scientific American about a gigantic source of methane hydrates (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methane_clathrate) trapped in icy structures beneath the sea floor. According to the article they calculate reserves equivalent to 2000 years of natural gas at the current consumption rates.

Last run for the mountains Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 26, 2014, 08:27:39 PM
The main dangers of these as seen by scientists are these:
1) at an unknwon tipping point those hydrates will sponataneously decompose, uncontrollably flooding the atmosphere with methane (about 20 times as powerful a greenhouse gas as carbon dioxide)
2) those hydrates are part of what stabilizes the continental shelves. A decomposition can lead to underwater landslides on a huge scale leading to tsunamis that surpass anything in written history (in extreme cases hundreds of meters high).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 26, 2014, 09:02:41 PM
Why then I do see the main dangers as Exxon-Mobil, BP, R.D. Shell, Conoco-Philips, etc?

Last dangers? Fracking pollutes ground water and creates earthquakes, do you think they stop for one second because of that? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 26, 2014, 09:06:52 PM
Big Energy is the fuse, the methan hydrates are the main explosive charge

Last and we are the match that lit the fuse Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 26, 2014, 11:39:40 PM
We're all doomed, doomed I tell ye (http://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/Dad-s-Army-s-Fraser-right-doomed-make-best/story-20601999-detail/story.html).

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 27, 2014, 12:25:08 AM
Well (or not), that has been the assumption for the better part of two millennia. At least since this [insert insult] bishop from Noth Africa came up with the idea of original sin (sexually transmitted btw). After that hell needed a rapid expansion to make room for the great protoplasma pool that had to hold the ca. 50% of fertilized eggs that did not implant plus any later unborn stages that did not make it to live birth. There was some relief a few centuries later when only failed stages after 40 days (male) and 80 days (female) resp. had to be kept for the eternal torture following the decree by the Ox of Aquinas.
Since the Middle Ages there has always been that idea of blackmailing G#d with a man-made end of mankind. No successes there until now. The first project (no sex until every woman on Earth is postmenopausal) never got off the ground even in Europe (let alone in pagan parts). All-out nuclear war seems off the table for the moment too (the religious fanatics never managed to get enough of the keys. They are still hoping though) but catastrophic climate change may still come to pass.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 27, 2014, 12:36:20 AM
There is a better doom that ironically can minimize the climate one: airborne ebola. The more people get infected the higher the chances of a nasty mutation and that could half the energy demands of the world in about two years or so.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 27, 2014, 12:56:08 AM
It would need at least two major mutations. In the current form it would burn itself out within a very short time period. The incubation period is too short. A real world killer would have to fulfill these criteria:

1) highly infectious
2) long period of infectiosity without outward symptoms (cf. Typhoid Mary)
3) can exist for extended periods of time outside any organism (e.g. as spores)
4) extreme lethality
5) no way of treatment (incurable)

It would likely take several different ones hitting at the same time to actually lead to human extinction because even a 99.9% lethality would leave millions immune and thus alive.

Last nonlethal ones that lead to infertility without causing other harm would be even more effective but take longer Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 27, 2014, 06:29:37 PM
Don't worry. We are bombing Iraq again. All will be well. :irony:

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 27, 2014, 06:39:09 PM
As I said, why not let Ebola infected volunteers* parachute into ISIS territory disguised as American agents?

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*warmongering congresscritters and their ilk would be even better. Some are be dumb enough to trick them into it.
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 27, 2014, 09:52:27 PM
One reason is collateral damage. ISIL are holding women and children for raping etc. On the other hand perhaps we could seed the bombs with stem cells infected with Ebola.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 27, 2014, 10:22:45 PM
A really cynical answer would be that those women already 'suffered a fate worse than death' but, alas, there are still people around that hold that kind of view.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 28, 2014, 01:35:28 AM
Even if they have ''suffered a fate worse than death', perhaps a trip to Dignitas would be preferable to Ebola.But I doubt that will be incorporated into the Geneva Convention.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 28, 2014, 01:59:24 AM
I doubt Dignitas has a local branch in Iraq or Syria.
And what's the best way to die is not for the commoners to decide anyway.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 28, 2014, 03:29:59 PM
I do think Dignitas should branch out. They have a successful business model but only one location. Why not take advantage of the current opportunity in the middle east?

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 28, 2014, 05:43:18 PM
But it is always recommended to kill it first

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 28, 2014, 08:05:43 PM
Do you mean Dignitas should go in for taxodermy?

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 28, 2014, 11:16:49 PM
It's quite taxing to get skinned, I presume

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 29, 2014, 01:14:03 AM
An easy source for revenue.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 29, 2014, 07:55:39 AM
What is the precise difference between skinning and flaying?

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Post by: Aggie on September 29, 2014, 07:32:08 PM
Skinning implies taking the skin off intact, flaying allows for greater, um, creativity?

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 29, 2014, 07:51:59 PM
Makes sense. Thank you.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 29, 2014, 08:37:39 PM
Beats flailing around.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 29, 2014, 09:12:24 PM
Nothing better than a flail for a good thrashing.

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Post by: Aggie on September 30, 2014, 12:32:22 AM
A good threshing, don't you mean?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 30, 2014, 01:14:18 AM
Ask the gaffer first.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 30, 2014, 08:20:45 AM
I thought we were talking about traditional education ;)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 30, 2014, 05:06:40 PM
 Not St. Trinians again !

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 30, 2014, 08:32:37 PM
Flayed victims get ebola easier.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 30, 2014, 09:59:18 PM
But they also can give it with more ease.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 30, 2014, 10:28:12 PM
Get ebola before the torturer gets his hands bloody.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 30, 2014, 10:35:51 PM
Unfortunately, Western torturers take great care to leave no obvious marks these days (unless the body can be dumped somewhere safely and the act blamed on the enemy du jour).

Last better use a combination of bugs carried by other bodily fluids and can survive for some time on the exposed skin Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 01, 2014, 03:38:35 AM
I guess birth marks are ok.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 01, 2014, 07:55:34 AM
Giving birth leaves marks, I presume. Quite close to torture, or so I hear.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 01, 2014, 04:07:58 PM
Last are you talking about psychological marks? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 01, 2014, 04:46:17 PM
Marks out of ten?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 01, 2014, 05:26:14 PM
In your marks.

Set!

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 01, 2014, 06:36:46 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 01, 2014, 04:07:58 PM
Last are you talking about psychological marks? Post

It leaves physical stress marks in any case. Why do you think vagina rejuvenation became such a big business?  :mrgreen:

Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 01, 2014, 05:26:14 PM
In your marks.

Set!

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We switched to €€€ some years ago and I don't play Go.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 01, 2014, 08:17:09 PM
Spoons are valuable (http://www.butyoudontlooksick.com/articles/written-by-christine/the-spoon-theory/). I often use more than I have causing a painful and distressing deficit.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 01, 2014, 09:52:26 PM
Occasionally one could envy vampires that can sap the missing portions of life energy when necessary.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 01, 2014, 10:46:17 PM
Are you saying that anemia is a proxy for vampiric abuse?

Last it would explain a lot about the iron lady... Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 02, 2014, 12:23:18 AM
Just watched Shaun of the Dead. Find it hard to tell the difference between zombies and vampires.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 02, 2014, 07:45:25 AM
Strictly spoken vampires are a kind of zombie.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 02, 2014, 03:00:30 PM
Different dietary requirements.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 02, 2014, 08:02:10 PM
Zombies don't seem to have fangs.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 02, 2014, 11:17:33 PM
The brain eating is a Hollywood invention, not folklore.
And extended teeth are not a default feature of vampires either. And even if they have ones, the location and length can differ significantly. Schreck had lengthened rodent-like incisors,  Lugosi had no fangs at all and the sharp canines showed up for the first time in El Vampiro (1957).

Plus many vampires (in particluar folklore ones) don't need any bodily contact and suck the lifeforce remotely.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 03, 2014, 03:19:46 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on October 02, 2014, 11:17:33 PM
Plus many vampires (in particluar folklore ones) don't need any bodily contact and suck the lifeforce remotely.

Maybe that's the cause of chronic fatigue syndrome.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 03, 2014, 03:35:18 PM
Chronic fatigue is a classic symptom of vampirized people.

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*German word for lumbago: Hexenschuß (witch shot)
**Icelandic word for lumbago þursabít (byte by giant)
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 03, 2014, 05:06:30 PM
Chronic Fatigue is different to Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.

See WHO F48.0 and WHO G93.3

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 03, 2014, 06:56:25 PM
Would that not be 'from' not 'to'?
Genuine question (plus dodging the topic)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 04, 2014, 12:19:06 AM
I don't know which is actually correct. I suspect no one does. But it sounds right as "to" and wrong as "from" to me when I say it. I think majority of people say "to". But they may all be wrong.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 04, 2014, 12:26:39 AM
A hot topic it seems

https://www.google.de/search?q=%22different+from%22&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:de:official&client=firefox-a&channel=np&source=hp&gfe_rd=cr&ei=0C8vVJ6lDqiF8Qf18oCIDg

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/words/different-from-than-or-to
http://dictionary.reference.com/help/faq/language/g02.html
http://forum.wordreference.com/showthread.php?t=35877&langid=3

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 05, 2014, 04:55:26 PM
Hot tropicals.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 05, 2014, 05:54:18 PM
My tropes are TV

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 05, 2014, 08:36:30 PM
My troups have deserted me.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 05, 2014, 09:12:36 PM
Troops or troupes?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 06, 2014, 12:49:07 AM
I don't know why people wear toupees or wigs. They are always so obvious. On chemo I prefered to just go around with a bald head and interesting earings.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 06, 2014, 06:38:32 AM
Must be some basic need given that wigs are as old as civilisation.
In ancient Egypt they removed all body hair and wore wigs probably for hygyienic reasons.

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Post by: Aphos on October 06, 2014, 02:22:05 PM
I've got the LAST POST!!!  I win!!!

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Post by: Aphos on October 06, 2014, 02:24:37 PM
...and aside...

Sadly due to the loss of several of our members, we seem to have fallen below a critical number of members and have very few posts these days.  I am guilty of this myself as I only post on occasion.
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 06, 2014, 04:12:51 PM
I too am not here round the clock anymore as I used too.
I re-immatriculated at the university and the lecture season starts next week (but the preliminaries take most of this one already).

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 06, 2014, 05:11:01 PM
It is true, we lack members posting. But there are some who read................... the ship is not entirely deserted.

The problem is not just people leaving, or abstaining, it is that we never really got beyond the exodous group. Also, all our very regular posters don't post any more. Like Opsa who was in every day.

For most, it is merely life moving on. For me it is a tragedy as real life friends have all deserted me since I've been housebound. It is hard not to be bitter about such desertions (the real life ones). I get no visits, nor even phone calls. I used to have a huge circle of friends. Being chronically ill and housebound is hard enough, but realising it means one becomes alone and ignored makes it desperate. I am only grateful this has been here so long.

Swato, I don't understand what re-immatriculated means. What role are you taking up? Does it mean becoming a student again?  But then, the schoolgirls don't make sense.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 06, 2014, 05:52:57 PM
Yes, I am a student again (chemistry/Latin with the career path 'teacher'). I do not consider myself as one much talented for teaching schoolkids, but if I find no other work, that seems to be the only option currently. The kids and me will turn each others' life into a living hell (and they are likely to win).

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 06, 2014, 07:12:17 PM
Maybe a Freudian slip with schoolgirls. But I am no longer responsible for what my brain does; the CFS controls it.

I suppose a living hell may be better than a dead hell, or maybe not.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 06, 2014, 07:21:14 PM
I have no intention to act out old German films
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schulm%C3%A4dchen-Report
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_report_film

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Post by: Aggie on October 06, 2014, 07:35:37 PM
We suffer also from consensus here; most of the interesting topics have been discussed and we either agree or agree to disagree on those points. It's not that stimulating to re-hash the same old themes.  That's a positive comment on our sensibility; communities that descend into constant back-patting and consensus-reconfirmation lack imagination.

We need new direction, although I will admit to being one of those for whom life has become too busy for much time online.  This place was my lifeline when I was constantly on the road and disconnected from real life in any meaningful way; now I have so much real life that I had to quit my job to find time for it all. ;)

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 06, 2014, 08:02:08 PM
Should we think about an advocatus diaboli sockpuppet? :o

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 06, 2014, 09:46:31 PM
Teaching is something I've enjoyed but always to pre/post graduates.

Last at least in college they have a clue and supposedly they want to be there Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 06, 2014, 10:29:17 PM
But it's also more dangerous since there is no guarantee that the recipients will accept the BS fed to them.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 07, 2014, 04:24:17 PM
So, you only talk to babies?

Last but not about diapers Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 07, 2014, 08:53:00 PM
Would certainly rule out talking to my 6 year old grandchild.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 07, 2014, 09:51:17 PM
In my experience it is quite safe to talk about history in the presence of natural scientists and about chemistry in the presence of historians. The knowledge overlap tends to be negligible.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 08, 2014, 12:10:14 AM
I'm never sure it is safe to talk to anyone. Walls have ears.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 08, 2014, 12:20:48 AM
loose lips sink ships

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 08, 2014, 03:21:00 AM
Tulips from Amsterdam

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 08, 2014, 05:07:57 AM
Last many are afraid of the Oranje Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 08, 2014, 06:58:26 AM
Orange and green simply don't fit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqN7kCfOOpw

Last tiptoe through the tulips (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZMHJX4b9bU) Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 08, 2014, 03:59:43 PM
Green and ornage make a dirty looking  blue.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 08, 2014, 04:08:14 PM
Dunno about green but my son convinced me to follow Orange and Blue.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 08, 2014, 05:30:36 PM
Some animals have blue blood.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 08, 2014, 06:19:26 PM
mainly arthropodes and their ilk iirc.

Last lobsters and spiders and ticks, oh my Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 08, 2014, 06:25:46 PM
Yup. Easy way to see if a blood transfusion will be a match.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 08, 2014, 06:27:14 PM
If you turn purple, something got wrong :mrgreen:

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 08, 2014, 08:27:08 PM
Are there any purple animals?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 08, 2014, 11:20:48 PM
A number of cephalopods.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 08, 2014, 11:48:49 PM
"Purple haze all in my brain. Lately things don't seem the same. Actin' funny, but I don't know why 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky."

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 08, 2014, 11:56:46 PM
Last psychedelic? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 09, 2014, 01:24:50 AM
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 09, 2014, 01:26:19 AM
Who gave him insomnia in the first place?

Last bloody pills Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 09, 2014, 03:21:23 AM
Perhaps there was a God of Insomnia. Or maybe he worshipped idles.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 09, 2014, 04:42:19 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on October 09, 2014, 03:21:23 AM
Or maybe he worshipped idles.

Many worship laziness ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 09, 2014, 03:38:21 PM
Why did you spelt it so?

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 09, 2014, 03:57:55 PM
Sum buddy fealing hiss/whore oats?

Lust Poest
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 09, 2014, 04:09:24 PM
Are you suggesting the whore is a mare enjoying her oats?

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Post by: Aphos on October 09, 2014, 04:37:04 PM
A horse is a horse, of course, of course...

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 09, 2014, 05:50:24 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on October 09, 2014, 04:42:19 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on October 09, 2014, 03:21:23 AM
Or maybe he worshipped idles.

Many worship laziness ;)

The spelling was deliberate. Idleness is synonymous with laziness in some people's view, but I assert they are quite different.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 09, 2014, 06:08:49 PM
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 09, 2014, 08:28:20 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on October 09, 2014, 05:50:24 PM
Idleness is synonymous with laziness in some people's view, but I assert they are quite different.

The former is the result of the latter but it can also occur in its absence (forced idleness).

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 10, 2014, 03:48:09 AM
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 10, 2014, 07:32:22 AM
Do we have to worship Eric?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 10, 2014, 06:11:20 PM
No, but we have to always look on the bright side of life.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 10, 2014, 08:20:15 PM
But never say Ni!

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 10, 2014, 08:28:20 PM
Never. Never.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 10, 2014, 08:36:17 PM
Go thee to a shrubbery, Ophidia!

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 10, 2014, 11:25:41 PM
Have you got a cold in your dose?

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 10, 2014, 11:43:46 PM
No, there is no young mail hose in my tin

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 11, 2014, 12:38:33 AM
That's a whole can of worms.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 11, 2014, 01:00:22 AM
Is that batter than a cannot full of eels?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 11, 2014, 04:12:59 AM
Battered heels need larger shoos.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 11, 2014, 08:21:50 AM
or a chat-a-nougat chute shoe drain

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 11, 2014, 03:27:34 PM
Pardon me Boss.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 11, 2014, 04:16:56 PM
The chief and the chef.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 11, 2014, 05:19:10 PM
In German the term for 'chef' is 'Chefkoch' (chief cook; chief chef so to say) oder Küchenchef (kitchen chief)

Ein Mops* kam in die Küche
Und stahl dem Koch ein Ei
Da nahm der Koch den Löffel
Und schlug den Mops zu Brei

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*a pug dog. In German 'mopsen' is also a slang word for 'to steal'
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 11, 2014, 07:33:27 PM
Did someone mention Chekhov?

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 11, 2014, 11:27:54 PM
The gunman in the cherry orchard with uncle Wanja's trousers or the Enterprise guy?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 12, 2014, 01:20:51 AM
Starship Enterprise? I think that was some time after the Cherry Orchard was written.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 12, 2014, 01:27:09 AM
At a time when the Czechs had to pretend to be Austrians, iirc

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 12, 2014, 05:39:18 PM
Even the alternative of claiming they were Vulcans?

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 12, 2014, 05:47:14 PM
The answer would have been: We know, you're vulgar and you shouzld work on your pronounciation too.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 12, 2014, 07:14:52 PM
Pronouns come before a fall.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 12, 2014, 07:30:19 PM
I thought summer did.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 12, 2014, 11:24:35 PM
The driveway is covered in conkers.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 13, 2014, 07:52:24 AM
Not yet awake enough. Although I know what conkers are (fruits of the chestnut tree) at first I read it as a word for seashells (is there a similar sounding word?) then cobblestones.

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Post by: Aggie on October 13, 2014, 06:06:37 PM
Conkles was my first impulse to suggest as a shell-name, but it's not actually a word.  I think my brain concocted it (although there is a lake by that name in the area) as a portmanteau of 'conch' and 'cockles'.


Last 'Conkers' is a foreign word and game here, although horse-chesnuts are common. Strange absence, considering the Anglo influence.Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 13, 2014, 06:22:25 PM
I know the word through Pratchett and with reference to the game first.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 13, 2014, 06:46:20 PM
Conkers is a game that every generation of children play. They used to sell hot chestnuts on the streets too in years gonebye; sadly no longer. The word "conch" refers to a particular type of sea-shell (immortalised in Lord's of the Fly). Poor Piggy.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 13, 2014, 07:08:13 PM
I hear cheating is quite common there.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 13, 2014, 10:14:55 PM
Well, keeping them in the airing cupboard was always the secret weapon, but alas not many people have airing cupboards nowdays, so I don't know how modern children manage.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 13, 2014, 10:31:29 PM
Contemporary children manage their parents.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 14, 2014, 12:59:07 AM
contemporary mid-life adults manage their parents, or at least in my case, telling me stuff like I don't need a laptop, or anything much really - could they be holding out for the inheritance dosh?

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 14, 2014, 04:09:36 AM
Be happy, if they only manage and not seriously entertain thoughts of a premature switch-off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC1QCjXvc54
http://de.wikisource.org/wiki/Der_Tantenm%C3%B6rder

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 14, 2014, 12:54:04 PM
My aunt's biggest fear is to reach old age.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 14, 2014, 05:14:58 PM
Old age creeps up when one is not looking.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 14, 2014, 05:23:30 PM
Everybody is looking.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 14, 2014, 06:08:06 PM
It's easier and easier to hide

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 14, 2014, 08:41:21 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on October 14, 2014, 06:08:06 PM
It's easier and easier to hide

It will be if they speed up stem cell research.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 14, 2014, 08:48:15 PM
Or they will create a world-devouring cancer

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 14, 2014, 09:00:33 PM
Why rid the world of cancer when you can infect the world with it?

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 14, 2014, 09:02:54 PM
No, humans reproduce sexually, cancer does not.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 15, 2014, 04:45:13 AM
Cancer is not infectious, but herpes is.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 15, 2014, 04:47:00 AM
There are infectious cancers. The Tasmanian Devil may go extinct due to such a variety.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 15, 2014, 03:10:09 PM
And certain viruses can give cancer.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 15, 2014, 04:51:27 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 15, 2014, 03:10:09 PM
And certain viruses can give cancer.

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I already said that.  :mrgreen:

Maybe all cancers are in fact infectious but we don't have the means or knowledge to prove it.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 15, 2014, 08:26:08 PM
I assume that all cancers can be transferred by some means. The question is, whether it can happen by chance through bodily contact (with or without exchangig bodily fluids).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 15, 2014, 08:48:34 PM
The reason for the Tasmanian devil's cancer being transmitted is because their genome has so little variation that the cancerous cells from one animal are considered like own cells by the recipient's immune system.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 15, 2014, 08:58:03 PM
Cancer cells are more or less defined by their recalcitrant defiance of the immune system's gentle suggestion of suicide. ;)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 16, 2014, 03:30:35 AM
Prison cells seem to be the opposite.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 16, 2014, 04:43:53 AM
Conservatives always claim that prisons are far too gentle.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 16, 2014, 01:27:51 PM
Conservatives simply want to eliminate any individuals they don't like.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 16, 2014, 05:02:56 PM
That's what you get if you have porous borders.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 16, 2014, 08:14:13 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 16, 2014, 01:27:51 PM
Conservatives simply want to eliminate any individuals they don't like.

Not limited to conservatives and reactionaries. Revolutionaries are famous for it too.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 16, 2014, 09:12:04 PM
Revolutionary leftists are as good as right wing death squads to kill people.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 16, 2014, 11:10:53 PM
The Bolsheviki estimated that it would be necessary to kill about 10% of the population in order to get the rest in line. According to the same proponents that meant about 10 million people. Mao declared that a certain percentage (iirc either 4% or 6%) of the population was by definition 'enemies of the people' (and to be treated accordingly), and that number would always stay constant however thorough the purges. The conclusion was not to stop purging but to have a fixed purge schedule.
I assume it was: wait until the population has reached the size before the last purge then purge again and set a new date for the next round.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 17, 2014, 02:15:49 AM
If we killed off 10% of the population it would help with the hosuing crisis. Wonder why the Tories have not thought of this ? Probably because they are busy sticking the knife into the disabled (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/lord-freud-labour-claims-the-nasty-party-is-back-as-another-senior-tory-backs-welfare-minister-9799073.html) who are not worth the minimum wage.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 17, 2014, 06:44:03 AM
Don't underestimate the logistical problems

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 17, 2014, 01:41:29 PM
Back to the ebola conspiracy? Let it loose in the slums of the 3rd world and the banlieues of the 1st and son enough you'll have 700 million dead.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 17, 2014, 05:44:36 PM
How about isolation ships? Pleanty of sea around Britain for as many as needed.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 17, 2014, 06:02:38 PM
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How about isolation ships? Pleanty of sea around Britain for as many as needed.

And some remote islands not inhabited for many decades now.

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Post by: Aggie on October 17, 2014, 06:11:34 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on October 17, 2014, 02:15:49 AM
Probably because they are busy sticking the knife into the disabled (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/lord-freud-labour-claims-the-nasty-party-is-back-as-another-senior-tory-backs-welfare-minister-9799073.html) who are not worth the minimum wage.

:puke: :puke: :puke:

Hmm, let's take a group that is living below the poverty line AND may not be able to work a traditional 40-hour week, then cut the amount they're to be paid for working.  That's a lovely incentive to get people in the workhouses force.  >:(  Of course, if you get work they'll make sure to subtract your earnings from your benefits.

Barriers to employment for the disabled aren't really a matter of money.  People hiring to fill positions do not think in terms of percentage functionality, as in "Due to a specific disability, Potential Employee A is capable of being approximately 50% as productive as a typical employee; therefore we will hire two persons with similar disabilities for this position and pay each of them 50% of the normal wage".  I'd say the larger barrier to employment is the perception that a disabled person will not be able to perform at the expected level.  Depending on the disability, that can be total poppycock, or it could be true to some degree.  Given that there are a much larger number of non-disabled people who are unemployed, it's highly unlikely that rate of pay is the main barrier to employers with regards to hiring.  

IMCynicalO, this is a blatant move to create an underclass of low-paid labour for jobs that they can press-gang the disabled into. Considering the rhetoric you've reported over the last while about pulling out benefits for those considered able to work (e.g. if you can press a button you're employable), it seems pretty obvious that there may come a day where one is forced to work or lose benefits, and forced to work at a wage which will not allow any material gain. It seems like a move to punish people for having the nerve to choose be disabled.   >:( >:( >:(

I'm imagining the flip-side of this...  responsible, well-managed programs for placing legitimately able-to-work disabled people in suitable positions with willing employers, at reasonable working wages.  It seems possible, but I'm willing to bet it would take far more government management and funds than paying people to stay home and shut up.  :-\  It would also take a society that is willing to accept and accommodate differences in others, and learn to see them for their strengths.


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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 17, 2014, 07:13:45 PM
Great soap-boxing!

Actually there is evidence that being in work is beneficial to one's sense of contentment/happiness with life. So if we had a truly beneficent govt. they would spend that extra money. Unfortunately not even the Labour Party would do this; they are not much better on welfare than the Tories.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 17, 2014, 10:33:34 PM
I feel some (hopefully passing) regrets about going back to the university. The bureaucracy (not pleasant at any time) has now joined forces with the guys who designed and/or manage the university software and produced chaos where at times even the professors can't get at their own teaching material (which is supposed to be stored on the internal net and available to only those enrolled in the specific courses. And then at times one cannot enroll in the courses one is supposed to, or the course has changed without the system getting updated etc.

Last and I already don't know when to do my homework when I have to leave at 7 am (for the 8-10 am course) and return only at 9 pm (after the 6-8 pm course). Students do not sleep, I presume. Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 17, 2014, 10:50:42 PM
Bureaucracy never works until it works.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 17, 2014, 11:28:13 PM
Sometimes inefficiency is beneficial.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 18, 2014, 03:36:09 AM
Presume you could do course work between 10 am and 6 pm? There must be places one can study/write within the university complex/building? Even the library maybe? Worth asking around what other students do.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 18, 2014, 08:38:24 AM
The problem is the 'not everything needed in one place'. I am going to spend quite a lot of time in the library. But a lot of things require me to make use of a computer. I do not possess a (really*) portable device or even a smartphone (hey, ANY mobile phone, this modern plague). I work best at home and late in the evening (My normal rhythm is to go to bed at 2 or 3 am). The main PC pool of the university is quite crowded too as you can imagine. I am spending significant amounts of money on textbooks already and even if I was in favour of these portable computer thingies, I'd be rather reluctant to invest in one at the moment. I may be younger than you but I am far more fossilized in my ways (and still resist the ebook putting my faith in paper).

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*my laptop is to heavy and by now too fragile to carry around
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 18, 2014, 04:07:56 PM
I'm still resisting tablets. I have a smart phone and a laptop and a Kindle so what would I need a tablet for? On the other hand, like yours, my laptop is now 100 years old (in laptop years). Yesterday I looked at what Sony had to offer to replace it. Was shocked to find they did not have any new laptops; they had refurbished ones and ones that were discounted as obsolete. I was shocked. I need a bigger screen than tablets have amongst a lot of other needs - but it seems laptops have been phased out. (and that includes "notebooks").

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Post by: Aggie on October 18, 2014, 04:24:19 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on October 18, 2014, 08:38:24 AM
I do not possess .... a smartphone (hey, ANY mobile phone, this modern plague).

Huzzah!  One of the few! 

I have a phone, but a very stupid one - willfully ignorant, this phone - and keep a cell phone because land lines are essentially the same price and do not allow texting.  I prefer written telecommunication to verbal.


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Post by: Swatopluk on October 18, 2014, 04:32:54 PM
I have almost no use for any phone and prefer communication in person or in writing. I'd say there are whole months were I do not use a phone for myself (just accepting calls for my parents when I hear the ringing first. They are both a bit hard of hearing). My main use of the phone line is for the internet connection.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 18, 2014, 05:36:29 PM
I can only manage one or two calls a day, and sometimes none, due to CFS. People just refuse to understand this. It is easier to send an email which I can do in my own time, not having to converse and think about replies, but at present I am not getting replies to some important ones,; I think I am going in the junk boxes, meaning I shall be forced to phone. I deeply resent this. I always check my junk box - people are so lazy.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 18, 2014, 05:55:48 PM
The university has (at least officially) a policy of ignoring emails from outside. Can be quite a pain in the long-eared gray mammal, if one wants to become a student and needs specific information from a professor or the like (who will rarely answer the phone or be in his office willing to speak with uninvited strangers). I assume professional communication with other universities etc. is totally run on confidential phone nzumbers and secret private email addresses.

Like software that has to be installed first before the installation instructions can be accessed

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 18, 2014, 08:09:37 PM
I emailed two Professors from my University email account (in my department too) and neither answered. Both on stuff they were actively working on and which was entirely relevant to my own research. I am still somewhat p***d off.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 18, 2014, 08:31:52 PM
Next steps: send a Fax, try to email their secretaries, try to have another professor forward your emails (so it seems to come from a colleague, not you, in the header).
All those steps should be possible to do from home without you having to do a real-time contact.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 18, 2014, 11:47:18 PM
Too late now for one of them. The other was a fishing trip. Probably not worth the extra effort. I lose my email account soon, I'm not sure when. I only paid fees to end of sept. but I don't graduate until Jan. When my uni email goes the uni will use my home one so I can still login to some services, but if I was a Prof. I'd probably ignore it.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 18, 2014, 11:58:04 PM
Let's revive British rocket mail

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 19, 2014, 02:33:01 AM
How?

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 19, 2014, 08:26:46 AM
My old university had students that constructed a rocket with parts from old washing machines. It used water as fuel and got up several miles when launched.
An updated version of the pressurized water toy rocket one could say.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 19, 2014, 04:34:56 PM
Gosh! Whatever will your new university have???

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 19, 2014, 05:02:26 PM
Guys that philosophize about it, I guess. ;)
My old alma mater was the Technical University (upgraded from 'mere' technical college after WW2 by adding some humanities), the new one is the Free University (founded and named in opposition to the Humboldt University in East Berlin that was fully controlled by the Communist regime).

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 19, 2014, 10:19:48 PM
My original was a PolyTechnic which all became Universities subsequently - I have never known why because they were valid in their own right as Polytechnics and IMO we already had enough Unis. Of course, that was all maths, stats, and computing whereas now I am doing Psycho Studies at a Uni which is in the top 70* in the world and part of the select Russell Group (where it is 18 out of 20) being more ancient than the "Redbricks".......... my son says not to be snobbish.

* isn't it pretty meaningless to trumpet being in the top 70? I always wonder if it means they are no. 70. Personally I'd keep quiet about it.

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Post by: Aggie on October 20, 2014, 02:44:57 AM
My last place of education was a Institute of Technology which became a Polytechnic.


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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 20, 2014, 02:54:01 AM
Isn't the name itself irrelevant?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 20, 2014, 04:40:31 AM
Now yes. Pretty much. Everyone knows which are best anyway. Then it was more meaningful as Techincal meant something given that technology was newish and vocational and useful. We've lost that distinction which is a shame. Also, when I was studying back in 70's - people went to unversity to broaden their understanding of x,y,z and knowledge for its own sake, whereas now it's to get a job. But I don't think one can ignore the standard of teaching, research, etc - Cambridge is known to be the best, etc. etc. My impression of the Poly's in the 70's was there was really no difference in standards between them, so you knew what you were going to get. Actually it's allied to the class system anyway. Posh boys do Oxbridge, poor kids do Basingstoke University (I just made that one up, cf. Oscar Wilde).

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 20, 2014, 07:33:43 AM
At least over here only university may award doctorates, so the upgrade made sense. What makes less sense to me is that the status depends/depended on the existence of a humanities department (however tiny).

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*theology, philosophy, (purely theoretical) medicine, law
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 20, 2014, 04:25:54 PM
I suppose a Uni has to cover a broad range of subjects, not just tech/sci. Although here, several unis are closing down departments (like chemistry, vetinary, philosophy) due to low intakes.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 20, 2014, 04:40:28 PM
But why then do some institutions get away with no hard sciences at all, just humanities?

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*ink does either not count or the writing is left to lower lifeforms putting down on paper what the scholars utter
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Post by: Aggie on October 20, 2014, 04:56:01 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on October 20, 2014, 07:33:43 AM
At least over here only university may award doctorates, so the upgrade made sense. What makes less sense to me is that the status depends/depended on the existence of a humanities department (however tiny).

Generally one is required to take electives in at least a few humanities courses. I suppose the definition of a university is a place of learning that allows students to earn a potentially useless degree. The better polytechnics fail at that, and indeed work directly with potential employers and former students to make the programs more useful as training-for-employment.  I've been on those committees.

--

Hard sciences cost cold, hard, cash for cold, hard equipment (plus volatile liquids and warm squishy living organisms, generally). It's much cheaper to build a department around the premise that one can be scholarly simply by writing a paper about a paper about a paper about something someone else once wrote. ;)


Last besides, if it wasn't for degrees in the humanities, how else would prospective trophy wives prove their suitability as breeding units for the production of intelligent heirs for rich industrialists? Post

;) ;) ;)
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 20, 2014, 05:04:37 PM
Since when are trophy wives expected to have a working brain (apart from good motorics)? ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 20, 2014, 05:29:44 PM
Lately there are many articles (ie, last Scientific American) about why women rarely go for the physical sciences and engineering, how it's a male dominated world and there is a natural bias among scholars and employers, and certainly there are a number of fields in which you would expect more women with PHDs, but there is also a natural bias from women towards fields like engineering (at least at the moment).

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 20, 2014, 05:47:24 PM
People these days have no respect for the venerable ivory towers anymore.

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Post by: Aggie on October 20, 2014, 06:06:46 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on October 20, 2014, 05:04:37 PM
Since when are trophy wives expected to have a working brain (apart from good motorics)? ;)

For Old Money, quite some time (dating from around the time of the eugenics movement, I would suspect). One may not care whether said trophy wife is intelligent, but one does want intelligent sons, no? :P  The new rich are often less picky, I suspect, if one considers ME and not THE FAMILY LINE to be the most important object.

@Zono:  We also seem to be getting a lot of articles at how younger (school age) girls are doing better than boys at math and science, now that it's permissible for them to be taught such subjects.  It may be that the only real change is inter-generational change, and it just takes time for the old guard to retire or die of.  In most of my educational experience (especially biology, chemistry and environmental studies) there's been a good mix of male and female students, and this followed through to employment in the environmental sector.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 20, 2014, 06:27:18 PM
But were those old money guys not also of the opinion that the brain comes from the father (women being defective in that department)?
What the ideal mating object needed was health, the right bodily constitution (bred for breeding) and a sense for the practical (organizing skills). Bluestockings were seen as lacking in all three, or not? What use is a pale, skinny, narrow-hipped horse-face that hides the latter behind a book all the time and can't even cook properly?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 20, 2014, 07:55:37 PM
Maybe it's time for the trophy husband? I just watched a program on TV about polygamous muslim marriages* in the UK. There was a woman who had been to Uni and had a successful career as an engineer. For reasons which she explained but which I could not understand and have thus forgotten, she decided she needed a husband and she wanted one who already had at least one wife. When she found him, she gave up everything and donned the niqab at his request.

*only the 1st marriage is recognized in English law, subsequent ones being bigomy and criminal, but all recognised in Sharia law - so that's ok then.

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Post by: Aggie on October 20, 2014, 08:05:41 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on October 20, 2014, 06:27:18 PM
But were those old money guys not also of the opinion that the brain comes from the father (women being defective in that department)?
What the ideal mating object needed was health, the right bodily constitution (bred for breeding) and a sense for the practical (organizing skills). Bluestockings were seen as lacking in all three, or not? What use is a pale, skinny, narrow-hipped horse-face that hides the latter behind a book all the time and can't even cook properly?

There's still lots of old money, and the taste these days runs more to university-educated, attractive, highly social and able to handle the philanthropic needs of the family, or so I would understand.  A serious business mogul hasn't the time to coordinate all the class-required social events or to manage the staff of the household (so I agree with organizational skills). A reasonable degree (at least a Masters; a Ph.D might imply an actual career is desired). 

Thanks to modern medicine, broad hips and a robust constitution are not a major requirement.

I'm fine with being a trophy husband and have considered being such (and a homemaker) in the past. Career is a necessary evil to me, and doesn't provide much incentive in itself (other than money by which to have the resources to afford a spouse and children, and enough free time to actually interact with them).


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Post by: Swatopluk on October 20, 2014, 08:21:13 PM
My chances of becoming anyone's trophy other half are negligible. :(

Last just some consensual sex now and then would be nice but seems also not to be in the cards Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 20, 2014, 08:29:21 PM
Quote from: Aggie on October 20, 2014, 08:05:41 PM
]I have no wish to have two wives, unless both are thoroughly modern women who wish to have both a husband and a wife. ;)
So long you don't get a "she loves him more than her" [or viceversa] kind of argument...  :mrgreen:
Quote from: Aggie on October 20, 2014, 06:06:46 PM
In most of my educational experience (especially biology, chemistry and environmental studies) there's been a good mix of male and female students, and this followed through to employment in the environmental sector.
The thing is that despite being better in math and sciences in highschool a very small fraction pursue degrees in math, physics and engineering. It reminds me of the experiments with baby monkeys in which the males choose toy cars and the females choose dolls without outside influence.

Last biology sciences and humanities are the usual targets Post
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Post by: Aggie on October 20, 2014, 09:33:27 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on October 20, 2014, 08:21:13 PM
Last just some consensual sex now and then would be nice but seems also not to be in the cards Post

It's probably not as difficult as you think to obtain, but getting yourself to a place where it's allowable to yourself, and enjoyable, is another matter.  I'm horribly self-restricted in the matter and sometimes find more restrictions as I go along. :P There are plenty who would have sex with me but less than a handful who I've chosen to allow to do so, and at least half of those I regret.

Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 20, 2014, 08:29:21 PM
Quote from: Aggie on October 20, 2014, 08:05:41 PM
]I have no wish to have two wives, unless both are thoroughly modern women who wish to have both a husband and a wife. ;)
So long you don't get a "she loves him more than her" [or viceversa] kind of argument...  :mrgreen:

Ah, but if this was the condition for all three parties, the perfect love triangle could happen. ;) Two in love is enough trouble, and I'm sure three is worse. Best case: There is a mediator for any particular disagreement.   Worst case: It's 2 on 1 in any argument. 

As a divorced man, the thought of a traditional polygynous marriage scares the crap out of me.  One wife is enough trouble; imagine if they played as a team!

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 21, 2014, 12:28:38 AM
I watched Gone Girl yesterday and just one woman can scare the crap out of me. 

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 21, 2014, 03:43:36 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 21, 2014, 12:28:38 AM
I watched Gone Girl yesterday and just one woman can scare the crap out of me. 

I've just bought the book. I want to read it before I have to see the film. No spoilers please.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 21, 2014, 04:51:53 AM
It has been debated whether the number of persons in a marriage (based on equality) should be odd or equal.

Last 5-4 decisions can be toxix as SCOTUS proves on a regular base Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 21, 2014, 05:15:28 AM
Actually I believe that unanimous decisions in marriage are way more toxic.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 21, 2014, 05:36:26 AM
The traditional way is 'one man, one vote'. He's the man, he has the vote. ::)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 21, 2014, 05:49:01 AM
Then I don't know the first 'traditional' marriage.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 21, 2014, 06:05:53 AM
In ruling over his family even the poor man was king.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 21, 2014, 04:04:35 PM
You said it correctly: "was". How many 'traditional' (male completely dominant) families do you know? My grandfather used to manage his family this way but by the time I came along he had softened his stance quite a bit and at the time of his death I doubt my grandmother felt a yoke lifted from her back. He had a friend who treated his wife and daughter more in the old fashion way but he's also gone (they did feel their yoke gone). Those two died in the last century, and at the moment I can't think of anyone else I personally know who holds that worldview.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 21, 2014, 04:52:28 PM
My parents did. My mother now dead. My father treats his daughters the same way. [see my latest tale of woe thread]. Basically he is a bully with bizarre rules for how to behave which he enforces. He thinks it is correct and regards others who behave differently as very wrong and rants against them. He also complains that my mother was weak in disciplining us.

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Post by: Aggie on October 21, 2014, 05:40:15 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 21, 2014, 04:04:35 PM
You said it correctly: "was". How many 'traditional' (male completely dominant) families do you know? My grandfather used to manage his family this way but by the time I came along he had softened his stance quite a bit and at the time of his death I doubt my grandmother felt a yoke lifted from her back. He had a friend who treated his wife and daughter more in the old fashion way but he's also gone (they did feel their yoke gone). Those two died in the last century, and at the moment I can't think of anyone else I personally know who holds that worldview.

I know contemporary Korean families who continue to hold this view, and it's publicly endorsed to some degree, but it's a coin flip whether any given family unit is a patriarchy or a matriarchy. My gut feeling is that the richer the family, the more likely it is to be male-dominated.  My ex-FIL certainly didn't rule the household in the time I knew him, despite a 30-year military career (to the equivalent rank of Colonel).

My father was pretty dominant when I was younger, but that's changed considerably as my parents have aged.  For the most part it seems to be a team, with little squabbles about this or that. I think my mother kept a pretty firm hand when it came to raising the children, though.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 21, 2014, 07:10:21 PM
In Colombia the more conservative parts of the country still have some of the mindset but mostly in small towns and rural areas and slowly but surely going away for good.

Last in my experience Colombia is far less chauvinistic than the US Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 22, 2014, 05:40:08 AM
According to Freud mankind still has not gotten over a case of original patricide ;)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 22, 2014, 03:09:11 PM
Much of Freud's musings are now debunked. Though by no means all.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 22, 2014, 03:11:55 PM
So Eros & Thanatos justify domestic violence?

Last primal instincts Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 22, 2014, 04:51:15 PM
Yes, according to UKIP (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/10/20/ukip-robert-jaroslaw-iwaszkiewicz-_n_6015116.html).

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 22, 2014, 08:55:45 PM
There is nothing that cannot be spun into a justification for violence.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 22, 2014, 09:47:23 PM
Has spin always existed?

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 22, 2014, 09:49:40 PM
On the quantum level by definition yes.

Last and already in the stone age, spin stabilisation was used by man Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 22, 2014, 11:42:01 PM
Last take the spinner for a spin Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 23, 2014, 01:00:19 AM
What kind of politics did they put spin on in the Stone Age?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 23, 2014, 02:15:04 AM
Once cities appeared (still in the stone age BTW) the average politics had to take place.

Last Jericho and Çatal Höyük Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 23, 2014, 03:34:12 AM
I thought communities grew out of farming, and cities followed. I didn't think farming was in the stone age. Maybe I am very confused. I do know there were no dinosaurs then,

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 23, 2014, 06:25:09 AM
Farming started in the neolithic age (that's why we speak of the neolithic revolution).
Communities existed before, hunter-gatherers/nomads tend to form groups, not necessary small ones.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 23, 2014, 02:38:39 PM
And still the neolithic is part of the stone age, more so, very sophisticated societies like the Mayans could be technically considered in the stone age because they still didn't use bronze or iron.

Last in the Americas metal work was almost exclusively copper-gold for jewelry Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 23, 2014, 05:53:35 PM
If you base ages on methods/products etc. then you must get overlapping ages as people in different parts of the world will adopt the newest at dfferent times. That's why we have the Stigalithic.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 24, 2014, 05:16:22 AM
Google does not recognize that word.

Last which means this thread is not indexed Post

Btw, it is among rightwinger's favorite wet dreams to create new stone age societies by means of bombardment.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 24, 2014, 01:21:18 PM
Isn't it scary that a minority can dictate our fears?

Last and it always has been like that Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 24, 2014, 02:04:09 PM
It's usually a minority that dictates. A majority imposes.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 24, 2014, 04:36:01 PM
How big a majority though? Certainly societies conform to social norms and to a degree the population agrees with them when it doesn't simply conform with them. As sentiments change usually society follows but it's not a straight formula, many sentiments may have a plurality but not a majority and at frequently some remain due to a large (and even not so large) minority. For instance, homophobic feelings may be in the minority in the western world (east and south still are mostly homophobic), yet laws don't necessarily reflect public sentiment both for and against.

Last not to count populations in despair Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 24, 2014, 08:01:42 PM
Or populations in repair.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 24, 2014, 08:10:15 PM
Soon all will be beyond repair.

Last ripe for the reaper Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 25, 2014, 12:17:29 AM
Grim or otherwise.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 25, 2014, 07:39:17 AM
Those reap who have not sowed.

Last or is it the sow that gets ripped? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 25, 2014, 11:29:44 AM
Last you mean ripped off? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 25, 2014, 01:49:41 PM
more ripped apart

Last torn to pieces/shreds Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 25, 2014, 04:19:03 PM
Last like ground meat? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 25, 2014, 04:23:55 PM
As opposed to airborne flesh?
Or like graved lachs?
Last not to be confused with groaning meat aka zombies and their victims  :zombie: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 25, 2014, 04:42:51 PM
Last flesh eating bacteria? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 25, 2014, 04:56:48 PM
Maggots will do.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 25, 2014, 05:08:52 PM
Why not ravens?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzlA5A9hvRI

Last sky burial Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 25, 2014, 06:17:13 PM
Those are the things that give ravens a bad reputation.

Last what have they done to you? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 25, 2014, 06:30:48 PM
Seagulls are much worse
The world needs vultures and where there are no vultures ravens and crows

---


Washi ga shinotote (When I die)

When I die

Who will then mourn for me?

Only the black crows from the hills

will then mourn for me.
But also the crows coming from the hills,
they do not mourn for me:
They are mourning for the offerings unreached
on my funereal shrine.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 25, 2014, 08:12:55 PM
Bring out yer dead!!!

Last plague Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 25, 2014, 08:28:38 PM
A voodoo master would have been useful for that purpose. No need to touch the infectious dead because they would have followed the master under their own power.

Last and dug their own graves Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 26, 2014, 12:18:26 AM
What about the voodoo mistress?

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 26, 2014, 12:42:34 AM
Not at that time in the Middle Ages.
I believe to remember that the Black Death era was also the time when the rights of women got severely restricted in comparision to the pre-plague era.
In general what most people believe they know about the Dark Ages (mistaken as a synonym for Middle Ages) and that they think negatively off, is actually (early) Renaissance. E.g. witch trials. In the Middle Ages proper it was heresy to believe in witches, afterwards NOT to believe in them.
Not that the Middle Ages were a nice era. The Crusades were bad enough and the precursors inside Europe were even worse (in Southern France and in the Baltic region it was simply genocide. We stiill live with the results).

Last btw, what about the Two Word Story? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 26, 2014, 01:01:40 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on October 25, 2014, 06:30:48 PM
Seagulls are much worse
But they're white!

Last si dios fuera negro, mi compay... (//http://) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 26, 2014, 01:06:01 AM
I thought after the Black Death that the peasants rose up and got a living wage and some of those were women who had no men left.

Last I think it is your turn on the 2-word story - I was wondering too Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 26, 2014, 07:24:12 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on October 26, 2014, 01:06:01 AM
Last I think it is your turn on the 2-word story - I was wondering too Post

Last Nope, the last entry is mine. Post
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Post by: Aphos on October 26, 2014, 01:18:04 PM
Two words

Last two word Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 26, 2014, 02:46:29 PM
You'll be counnting your words !

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 26, 2014, 03:35:12 PM
Is counting better than eating?

Last https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jhcnx6szPn8 Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 26, 2014, 05:29:55 PM
During class in school, yes.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 26, 2014, 05:48:57 PM
Because students have to swallow anything wholesale they are fed?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 26, 2014, 11:27:19 PM
As far as I know they are not charged, at least in state schools.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 26, 2014, 11:44:02 PM
You just wait and either they will be charged or there will be no more state schools.

Last peasants shouldn't read Post
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Post by: Aphos on October 27, 2014, 12:48:41 AM
Reading is knowledge.
Knowledge is power.
Power corrupts.
Corruption is a crime.
Crime doesn't pay.

So if you read, you'll go broke.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 27, 2014, 01:00:00 AM
Too transitive.

Last traffic jam Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 27, 2014, 01:21:33 AM
Perhaps I should clarify, schooling is free, food in school isn't, unless you belong to the deserving poor.

What flavour is traffic jam?

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 27, 2014, 05:51:43 AM
I was talking about metaphorical food.

Last like most BS not being connected to any actual bovine Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 27, 2014, 03:43:19 PM
No allegorical stories here.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 27, 2014, 03:48:41 PM
They need not be all gory.

Last there are bloodless ways to kill Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 27, 2014, 05:50:48 PM
The old plastic bag over the head trick is one that has always appealed to me. It's not labour intensive. Actually we have discussed this before.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 27, 2014, 06:44:50 PM
It has to be a sufficiently thick plastic so that you can't bite while inhaling and make enough holes to breath through.

Last unless you're panicky or sleep Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 27, 2014, 07:31:41 PM
The Koreans used wet paper for that.

Last official execution method Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 28, 2014, 01:37:51 AM
You can do a lot of things with wet paper.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 28, 2014, 04:46:20 AM
Wet (OK, moist) toilet paper is more expensive than dry* too.  :mrgreen:

*dry grammatically relates to paper not to expensive, you grammar nazis ;)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 28, 2014, 04:37:56 PM
Should have included the word "paper" after "dry".

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 28, 2014, 05:08:07 PM
What is the difference between a grammar nazi and a grammar commie?

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 28, 2014, 08:15:59 PM
The phrasing and to a lesser degree the attitude.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 28, 2014, 08:28:05 PM
What is the attitude of a grammar commie?

Last just curious Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 28, 2014, 10:02:53 PM
mainly pseudo-intellectual as opposed to the flame-thrower of the grammar nazi.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 29, 2014, 01:27:34 AM
Like they really really care about apostrophes.

Last two word story? Post
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Post by: Aggie on October 29, 2014, 01:43:07 AM
Hmm, I've actually started being regularly active here.  Guess I was just too damned busy.


Last more discretionary time at the moment Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 29, 2014, 03:01:55 AM
You can discretely exercise discretion.

Last not too discretionary Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 29, 2014, 05:11:25 AM
But with limited discretionary spending, please.

Last tighten the belten (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oSN1CnXAAA) Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 29, 2014, 02:48:34 PM
It's good to have you around.

Too much discretion leads to misunderstandings. On the other hand, no discretion can result in homicidal episodes.

Last discrete zombies Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 29, 2014, 02:53:25 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on October 29, 2014, 02:48:34 PM
discrete zombies
Like the ones that rise up every morning to go to work?

Last as opposed to the not-so-discrete bloodsuckers that live of them Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 29, 2014, 05:03:22 PM
Blood Suckers all of them!

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Post by: Aggie on October 29, 2014, 07:15:47 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on October 29, 2014, 05:11:25 AM
But with limited discretionary spending, please.

Yes indeed, that is now becoming an issue.

Last at my discretion, my income has dried up for the time being Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 30, 2014, 03:46:11 AM
Maybe you need some quantative easing?

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Post by: Aggie on October 30, 2014, 11:15:06 PM
I think I just got some handed to me today...  a couple of weeks of 4 x 10 hour days filling in plastic inserts for a chain link fence. It's out of town but I get a living allowance and the pay is good.

Last I like work but am avoiding having an actual job for the time being Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 31, 2014, 12:53:28 AM
10 hour days are looooong days. Hope you get good breaks.

Swato has disappeared.

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Post by: Aggie on October 31, 2014, 02:05:11 AM
Breaks? ???  It's short days compared to what I was doing in the oilpatch, and short stints (4 days on, 3 days off). Technically it's piecework, so breaks are what I make them, though it's not worth sitting still for long.  A couple of 5 minute coffee breaks and 15 for lunch is probably all it requires, plus a regular stretch and walkabout to keep limber.

Last will pay for a month+ of living expenses for 8 - 12 days work Post

PS Did school eat Swato?
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 31, 2014, 06:06:32 AM
Nope, I just found nothing to say.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 31, 2014, 02:48:10 PM
Like me now.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 31, 2014, 03:26:36 PM
I found the Last Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 31, 2014, 03:29:57 PM
The thief has given the thief has taken.

Last why did the thief give in the first place? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 31, 2014, 03:32:37 PM
He gives grief.

Last what else? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 31, 2014, 07:06:00 PM
I just bought the new Kindle. (reader, not tablet). I can't afford it so I'm not sure why except I use my Kindle every day which is more reason than if I didn't. I shall have to tell myself it is a reward for finishing my MSc (even if I fail it, as have not got marks yet).

Last guilt avoidance therapy Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 31, 2014, 10:24:30 PM
They had a bigger one but was clunky and hideously expensive, pity because I think a large epaper device (10-12-14") would be perfect to read music.

Last better for the eyes than a[n also hideously expensive] large tablet Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 01, 2014, 03:37:30 AM
Actually the new Kindle is slightly smaller than the previous versions.

I considered a tablet but really have no need for the stuff it is designed for, and as you say, a dedicated e-reader is much better for reading (surprise, surprise).

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 01, 2014, 08:57:48 AM
I still mistrust these electronic thingies even with books by now making it difficult to move through my own room. Material copies don't get deleted so easily by a simple malfunction (or malevolent actor from remote).

Last paper is here to stay Post

----
Candidate for most stupid quote of the week:
Quote
Nick Muzin, the deputy chief of staff for Texas Sen. Ted Cruz.

    'Before ObamaCare, there had never been a case of Ebola in the U.S.'
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 01, 2014, 04:40:31 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 01, 2014, 08:57:48 AM
Candidate for most stupid quote of the week:
Quote
Nick Muzin, the deputy chief of staff for Texas Sen. Ted Cruz.

   'Before ObamaCare, there had never been a case of Ebola in the U.S.'

:ROFL: :ROFL:

I think paper will  disappear as population grows (if not killed off). There will be no room to have real books in your tiny appartment. We will be packed like sardines.

You can't delete Amazon e-books. They keep them in the Cloud so always available to re-download. They do this with music too. Of course, you have to get over buying from Amazon.

Last killing the real proper book industry Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 01, 2014, 05:55:27 PM
Distrust in electronic e-tailers will eventually disappear, besides, there are ways to keep your digital copies locally backed up and avoid connecting the devices to the net.

Last the ereader my son uses has all it's books from the Gutenberg Project or bought outside their store and converted Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 01, 2014, 06:00:42 PM
I suppose I can't be bothered backing up my Kindle  (how? just plug it into laptop?) but realise I may be in danger of Amazon going out of business. But how could that possibly happen!!

Last greed soaked Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 01, 2014, 06:59:03 PM
You can download the actual ebook, it will remain encrypted but you can move it to a different device.

Last in our case the ereader is from barnes and nobles and we haven't purchased one book from them Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 01, 2014, 07:21:58 PM
So are your books stored in the cloud at multiple different sites? If so, how to keep track?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 01, 2014, 07:56:36 PM
To tell the truth I'm not that anal about it but I could be if that was my wish, I could leave a copy of the files in Dropbox, or Google Drive, or in a copy in a local hard drive (which is where those files are more to do the transfer than to back them up).

Last or burn a copy in a CD/DVD/BD-ROM Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 01, 2014, 11:28:12 PM
CD/DVD/BD-ROMs wear out eventually so it would depend on your age. Like, maybe a solution for me as in poor health and getting old. ;)  I doubt the cloud will still be there at some point in the future. Why not copy the books out onto stone tablets?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 02, 2014, 04:01:19 AM
If you are an immortal (vampire, biblically acursed, zombified, elvish or otherwise) the you should look for a location in the middle of a tectonic plate and store data in hard glass with lasers, which should last for millennia if not longer.

Besides that, you should subtract your age from your life expectancy and multiply by two to get the kind of storage you need (which at this point means to find the right optical media (http://www.thexlab.com/faqs/opticalmedialongevity.html))

Last a good quality CD-R should last at least 15 years and potentially last for 200 years Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 02, 2014, 04:34:46 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 02, 2014, 04:01:19 AMa good quality CD-R should last at least 15 years and potentially last for 200 years

A rather large margin of error.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 02, 2014, 05:16:30 PM
Almost each 'improvement' in data storage since the invention of writing was a step down in durability.

Well-preserved clay tablets are expected to last 100,000 years or more. That beats even many stone carvings. Parchment/vellum lasts many hundred years, possibly a few thousand. Paper made from textiles just a few hundred years provided a non-aggressive ink was used. Wood-derived paper will decay after a few decades unless treated with rather extreme means (at least before acidic production methods got replaced by a lye-based one) .  Electronic data storage is even worse. Even if the data does not evaporate by itself, it will quickly become unredable because the reading devices and knowledge about the coding disappear.
Celluloid film may last some time but it is an extreme fire hazard (closely related to high explosives chemically and ideally stored accordingly). Modern film tape is less dangerous but also less durable and has to get recopied on a regular base.

I guess in a hundred years we will know less about our age than we now do about the 18th century or even earlier times.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 02, 2014, 07:25:52 PM
Why not transcribe wikipedia into clay tablets?

Last that could be an interesting project Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 02, 2014, 07:59:34 PM
Wouldn't that need an enslaved workforce now we don't have large numbers of scribes?

Last how to do the links? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 02, 2014, 08:17:19 PM
Just 3d print the damned thing out of clay, and laser-fire it on the spot. We've gotten good enough with new technology to have it replicate old technology by now, haven't we?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 02, 2014, 09:15:28 PM
I always forget 3d printers. Maybe because they are still too expensive to become household items. And because what I need most is good health and I don't think they can print that.

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Post by: Aggie on November 03, 2014, 03:14:26 AM
They're getting close to the point where they are affordable as household items, although I don't really see the utility for all users quite yet.  They make sense for designers, and there's certainly a case to be made for a family with children, to print toys, plastic tchotchkes, school projects and the like.  "Ink" will likely be the expensive bit, the same as with 2d printers.

Last but soon you'll be able to print a meal Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 03, 2014, 05:09:50 AM
I insist, hard glass 3D laser-edged is better even than clay tablets.

Last they may last millions of years Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 03, 2014, 05:37:14 AM
Surely, if clay tablets are that durable, other forms of ceramic must be even better.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 03, 2014, 08:42:10 AM
Quite possible, we just had not yet the chance for long term testing.
With glass it would depend on the storage conditions. High density data inscriptions inside might become unreadable as a result of slow diffusion even with the block itself showing not much degrading/decay. Like a piece of household glass becoming milky when the wrong cleaning fluid is used or stored in it for too long. I am not talking about hydrofluoric acid. A mild lye like a potash or soda solution can have this effect. How far inside the glass the effect goes is just a matter of time.

We need a cheap way to grow large and pure diamond crystals with selective atom replacement for data storage.

Last diamond encyclopedias are a smart girl's best friend Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 03, 2014, 02:20:29 PM
Yesterday would have been Aunt Dee Dee's birthday.

Last I miss her Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 03, 2014, 02:59:04 PM
Last :candle: Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 03, 2014, 03:11:32 PM
Last :pillar: Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 03, 2014, 06:58:45 PM
Back to storage:
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 03, 2014, 08:42:10 AM
We need a cheap way to grow large and pure diamond crystals with selective atom replacement for data storage.
You could use junk DNA in common bacteria with some redundancy.

Last what kind of bacteria would be your choice Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 03, 2014, 10:00:50 PM
Bacteria exchange genetic information and also are prone to mutation => data corruption.

Last me not trust Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 04, 2014, 01:07:31 AM
Magnetic storage is prone to data corruption yet you don't notice because of error correction mechanisms built in the system. In the case of DNA storage you can use extra bits (normal mechanism for error correction) plus redundancy.

Last that's how RAID storage protocols work Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 04, 2014, 04:19:29 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 04, 2014, 01:07:31 AM
Magnetic storage is prone to data corruption yet you don't notice because of error correction mechanisms built in the system. In the case of DNA storage you can use extra bits (normal mechanism for error correction) plus redundancy.

Last that's how RAID storage protocols work Post

We are the living proof, that it does not work. ;)

Last multicellular life being the result of accumulated data corruption Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 04, 2014, 06:27:26 AM
Not sure I am living.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 04, 2014, 06:01:52 PM
The on average 50 critters using you as a home are probably live and well.

Last and the billion sof germs don't care whether you are or not Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 04, 2014, 10:04:53 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 04, 2014, 04:19:29 AM
We are the living proof, that it does not work. ;)
Not perfectly for billions of years but even so with enough redundancy in different chromosomes you should be able to reconstruct data for a veeeery long time.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 04, 2014, 11:34:55 PM
Don't make a stink.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 05, 2014, 04:32:20 AM
If I stink enough, it will be easier to do my part in getting us extinct.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 05, 2014, 03:33:28 PM
Children are not all they're cracked up to be.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 05, 2014, 04:11:28 PM
Depends on the neighborhood, some are pot heads or meth heads instead.

Last besides doing lines is for investment bankers and their female entertainers Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 06, 2014, 03:24:16 AM
Strangely enough, the ones I'm acquainted with are more in to wines than lines.  Ditto for the musicians I know, although by the duration of the afterparties, it's surprising that only depressants are involved. Especially in this town.

Last it's dawned on me several times that I should have gone home before it got light out Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 06, 2014, 04:20:59 AM
Quote from: Aggie on November 06, 2014, 03:24:16 AM
it's dawned on me several times that I should have gone home before it got light out

Ah yes. The unbearable lightness of being................

Did you mean to relate "dawned" to getting light?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 06, 2014, 04:02:16 PM
The unbearable lightness of being drunk?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 07, 2014, 12:27:09 AM
I think being drunk is dark. It certainly is in our town centres at midnight. Shocking.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 07, 2014, 07:38:16 AM
I cannot add any valuable insight there since I can honestly say that I have never been drunk. I am not very fond of alcohol, without being a teetotaller.

Just passing by and claiming the
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Post by: Aggie on November 07, 2014, 06:09:43 PM
There's a certain lightness to the buzz of two beers (or one heavily hopped one) quickly drunk. From what I recall of my college chem-lab days, it's quite similar to several good whiffs of ether. ;)

Alcohol has been fairly prominent in my life this year, which I attribute to unintentionally pledging myself to Bacchus by running naked through a vineyard in South Africa under a full moon at Solstice last December. Less than two months later I unexpectedly became a bartender.

That damned Newfie (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newfie) and his band don't help; on my birthday a supposed quiet pint with the boys from choir turned into a serious dent in a case of wine.   
:partyglass:

[youtube=425,350]Jebf15mQ4EY[/youtube]

I'm pretty sure I exorcised Bacchus on All Saints' Day and will be having a dry November.

I've left my bar job now, other than the odd relief shift, and hope to do something more spiritual. I'm thinking of applying at our local craft distillery, as they are expanding in the spring. I'd like to learn how to run a still.  :mrgreen:

Last Griffin, is it really necessary to explicitly designate a pun here? The unintentional ones are infrequent. ;) Post
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Post by: Aphos on November 07, 2014, 08:40:08 PM
We lost.

Last Democrat Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 07, 2014, 08:58:28 PM
Quote from: Aggie on November 07, 2014, 06:09:43 PMGriffin, is it really necessary to explicitly designate a pun here? The unintentional ones are infrequent.

No.

Mostly, I just can't think of anything to say.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 08, 2014, 02:10:20 AM
Quote from: Aphos on November 07, 2014, 08:40:08 PM
We lost.
We're lost.

Last and we have been for good while now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 08, 2014, 09:10:49 AM
Is there any significance that the vast majority of horror movie characters come from the end of the alphabet*?

Vampires, werewolves, witches, zombie, the undead in general plus vengeful spirits.
Even the slasher is not below letter 19 and most often it goes up to twenty since he (rarely a she) adopts 'teenie' as attribute.
Ghost (horror) movies were quite a rarity for decades until the Japanese began to reintroduce them to the West.

Last far too few aardvarks in horror flicks Post

*at least in English. In German the witches (Hexen) sit next to the ghosts.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 08, 2014, 04:53:37 PM
The end of the alphabet is the sting in the tale.

Last no two word story Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 08, 2014, 05:15:30 PM
It means the end is near

Last The End Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 08, 2014, 08:25:11 PM
Isn't that "the end is nigh"?

Last like Monty Python, Ni Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 08, 2014, 08:26:36 PM
The beginning of the alphabet is reserved for sci-fi movies....  Aliens, Darth Vader, Ewoks, the Borg, Klingons, Arachnids/Bugs....  even martians are at the halfway point of 13.

Ok, so the Terminator was in the latter half, but that's a cyborg played by Arnold.  ;)

Last the past is at the end, and the future foremost Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 08, 2014, 11:00:11 PM
Kind of fall back, spring forward.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 09, 2014, 03:21:54 AM
Last bouncy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 09, 2014, 04:04:45 AM
How much puff does it take to blow up a bouncy castle?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 09, 2014, 07:11:45 AM
I thought it was huff.

Last hush Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 09, 2014, 04:55:25 PM
No, Huff was a TV series.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 09, 2014, 06:41:08 PM
Last related to Duff beer? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 09, 2014, 07:35:55 PM
Duff is an aqueous solution, huff is for gaseous solutions, and puff is for aerosols (smoke).

Last they all leave you feeling ruff Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 09, 2014, 09:12:42 PM
And that''s quite enufff.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 09, 2014, 09:29:38 PM
When I am falling in luff...

Last I lack the basic skills for becoming a credible Marlene Dietrich impersonator Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 10, 2014, 12:41:29 AM
[youtube=425,350]RiM7G6bqlPQ[/youtube]

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Post by: Aggie on November 11, 2014, 04:46:07 PM
Time to steal an apparently idle

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 11, 2014, 07:14:16 PM
Ah, a senseless post giving me the pretense and opportunity to snatch it.

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Post by: Aggie on November 11, 2014, 07:55:23 PM
Is a reason needed to take the

Last Post?

Hmm...  does that mean a rambling on-topic response can prevent Swatification?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 11, 2014, 09:30:52 PM
Not if it gets meta like yours.

Last discussing the Last Post will cost you the Last Post Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 12, 2014, 03:41:54 AM
The early adoption of the subscript should be noted in any such discussion. As above.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 12, 2014, 04:54:18 AM
As below so above, as above so below.

Last the base of all magic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 12, 2014, 09:56:35 AM
I thought we were against circular logic.

Last pervert ideology Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 12, 2014, 12:26:01 PM
It's not circular but spiraling

Last out of control Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 12, 2014, 01:47:17 PM
Last control is an illusion Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 12, 2014, 01:58:53 PM
That's why it is out of.

Last con troll Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 12, 2014, 05:07:36 PM
Grammar!!  Never end a sentence with a preposition.

Last rules Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 12, 2014, 05:29:27 PM
Trolls are certainly out of control.

Last not here fortunately Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 12, 2014, 11:32:34 PM
No, we haven't had a decent troll for a long time - definitely need some stimulation.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 13, 2014, 02:48:19 AM
Trolls stimulate many things.

Last not good ones though Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 13, 2014, 05:38:09 AM
And this kind of troll won't react to a sunlight button.

second to Last Post

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Quote from: Griffin NoName on November 12, 2014, 05:07:36 PM
Grammar!!  Never end a sentence with a preposition.

A sentence cannot per definitionem and with a preposition.
It must be a postposition (or the second half of a circumposition).

Last errant pedantry up with we will not put Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 13, 2014, 11:09:28 AM
Claiming two last posts at once will get you nowhere.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 13, 2014, 05:26:10 PM
At Last a Post everyone can understand. ;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 13, 2014, 07:01:37 PM
Does it say anywhere in the rules that people are supposed to understand the

Last Post?
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 14, 2014, 06:38:22 AM
It's not to understand but to take

Last and the 15 word rule gets ignored as a rule (in both possible meanings of this sentence). Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 15, 2014, 01:18:14 AM
The rules state that I get to keep the
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 15, 2014, 01:37:21 AM
Rules schmrules.

Last I rule Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 15, 2014, 04:03:09 AM
Who can tell?

Last Lord of Misrule Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 15, 2014, 07:00:47 AM
My subjects.

Last written about Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 15, 2014, 08:27:31 AM
If they are ruled, aren't they then objects not subjects.

Last on the other hand my ruler is clearly an object (I am not an animist) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 15, 2014, 04:32:57 PM
When I was in college, we still used slide rules.

Makes me feel ancient.

Last two word story: new chapter required Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 15, 2014, 04:42:27 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on November 15, 2014, 04:32:57 PM
Last two word story: new chapter required Post

Agreed, I just did not feel competent to give the current sentence a grammatically correct ending.

I am not that old but slide rules had not died out even in my time. I personally preferred logarithmic tables though.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 15, 2014, 08:59:00 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 15, 2014, 04:42:27 PM
Agreed, I just did not feel competent to give the current sentence a grammatically correct ending.

I ended it. The last character was a full stop.


Quote from: Swatopluk on November 15, 2014, 04:42:27 PM
I am not that old but slide rules had not died out even in my time. I personally preferred logarithmic tables though.

Did you ever use the calculators with the handle to pull, like a one armed bandit? They were fun.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 15, 2014, 10:27:18 PM
Do you mean one like this?

(http://hessenpark.fox11.de/tl_files/images/hessenpark/geschichte_und_exponate/mechanische_Rechenmaschine.jpg)
http://hessenpark.fox11.de/tl_files/images/hessenpark/geschichte_und_exponate/mechanische_Rechenmaschine.jpg

My brother owns one and I have toyed with it a few times.

And that's a comma not a full stop (referring to the Two Word Story).

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 15, 2014, 11:42:55 PM
That's a fabulous version. Ours were a about the same but a dull grey and a little paper roll out the back showing the calculations as they happened.

Oh!! Oh Dear. It was meant to be a full stop. As I said in another thread, poor eyesight. (and bad typing).

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 15, 2014, 11:50:05 PM
That's a fully mechanical one with no fancy printer :mrgreen:

Last and fully suited to beat someone to death with* Post

*not for ending a sentence with a preposition
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 16, 2014, 01:55:09 AM
The chicken is so frozen you could kill with it.

Last murderous Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 16, 2014, 03:01:09 AM
The "printer" was exactly like that for shop cash registers. Same size till rolls.

Defrost the chicken and feed it to someone raw may also kill.

Last salmonella Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 16, 2014, 04:47:57 AM
So easy to kill with chemicals or bioagents.

Last or with bricks Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 16, 2014, 08:29:51 AM
Which way can kill more? Bashing people with the frozen chicken or feeding it inexpertly unfrozen raw to them?

Last accelerating a chicken to relativistic speed does not count here Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 16, 2014, 04:40:36 PM
Unfortunately we lack statistics on this.

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Post by: Aphos on November 16, 2014, 05:23:56 PM
Death by food.

Last Remember, hamburgers kill Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 16, 2014, 06:18:40 PM
Kill cows.

Last and from time to time unsuspecting customers Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 16, 2014, 08:38:35 PM
Many restaurants try to do just that. According to the inspectors.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 16, 2014, 11:35:58 PM
Live food is quite trendy.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 17, 2014, 12:54:27 AM
Especially octopi.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 17, 2014, 07:47:43 AM
Not to forget live worms. Especially Asian girls take them in the (tragically mistaken) belief that these parasites would keep (or let them become) them slim.
Fatalities are not unknown, great suffering is th rule.

Last and it is g+dda+mn difficult (if not outright impossible) to get rid of these invertebrates again Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 17, 2014, 04:16:54 PM
What did you eat in the woods, Henry my son?
What did you eat in the woods, my beloved one?
Worms, dear Mother, worms, dear Mother,
Oh, Mother come quick, 'cause I feel very sick,
And I wanna lay down and die!

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 17, 2014, 11:03:43 PM
Waiting for the worms.

Last Pink Floyd Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 18, 2014, 03:04:18 AM
You won't be able to worm your way out of that one.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 18, 2014, 04:14:39 AM
Why not open another can of worms?

Last btw where does this idiom come from? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 18, 2014, 02:20:44 PM
Probably a fishing term...  if they're not biting, it can take a while to get through a can of worms.

Mind you, they aren't the only live bait around.

Last let's not open up a whole other bag of maggots here Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 18, 2014, 03:40:55 PM
Maggots are good for cleaning out wounds. I vote to let them in.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 18, 2014, 04:00:38 PM
Worms and maggots should never be confused.

Last although poets notoriously do Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 18, 2014, 04:45:09 PM
Drill sergeants don't confuse them.

Last like a drill Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 18, 2014, 05:06:28 PM
Those confuse boys and girls instead.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 19, 2014, 10:32:09 AM
That must make dating an adventure.

Last confusing Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 19, 2014, 12:02:20 PM
A proper sergeant is married to his job.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 19, 2014, 12:12:51 PM
That explains the bitchiness.

Last unreleased Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 19, 2014, 01:40:40 PM
Reason or result?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 19, 2014, 03:20:07 PM
Cause or effect?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 19, 2014, 04:14:41 PM
Are they bitchy because they're married to their job or are they married to that job because they're bitchy?

Last a bit of both Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 19, 2014, 10:21:05 PM
circulus vitiosus as it seems

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 19, 2014, 10:30:53 PM
The number of languages allowed here is quite amazing.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 19, 2014, 10:41:10 PM
I never saw a ban on any language (but foul) here.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 19, 2014, 11:31:47 PM
But the use of one, without explicit permission, and without inspiring a complaint, renders them allowed by default.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 20, 2014, 01:06:27 AM
It's an education problem, we could be citing sumerian or mayan if those languages were better known.

Last enlil lugal kurkurra abba dingir dingir reneke inim gina-nita dninĝirsu dšarabi ki enesur Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 20, 2014, 03:41:40 AM
We could be talking text speak. LoL.

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Post by: Aggie on November 20, 2014, 04:06:33 AM
Abies Vulpes Merluccius.  ::)


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Post by: Swatopluk on November 20, 2014, 05:47:26 AM
Quote from: Aggie on November 20, 2014, 04:06:33 AM
Abies Vulpes Merluccius.  ::)

You will go away fox hake? (for the sake?)

Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 20, 2014, 01:06:27 AM
Last enlil lugal kurkurra abba dingir dingir reneke inim gina-nita dninĝirsu dšarabi ki enesur Post

I at least recognize the first two words  :mrgreen: (Enlil being a certain god and lugal (big man) part of a kings's title)
Something from the story of the Flood?

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Post by: Aggie on November 20, 2014, 06:08:08 AM
They are all biological genera...   it's related to jokes which include the phrase "wear the fox hat" in the punchline.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 20, 2014, 06:39:43 AM
Can't remember ever to have heard that expression.

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Post by: Aggie on November 20, 2014, 04:24:14 PM
"For f*ck's sake!"?  
(abies vulpes merluccius = fir fox hake)
Admittedly, it works a little better if spoken in an accent from the British Isles.

It's somewhat stronger but less blasphemous than the more common "For Christ's Sake!"

The joke:
QuotePrince Charles, yes him, was in Ipswich (west of Brisbane) yesterday for an official opening of some building.

Here they all are, standing around in 23 to 24 degrees and in walks ol Charlie, dressed to the eyeballs in a full royal ceremony outfit, but wearing a hat made out of fox skin.

The local media were all over it like a 10 year old on a snickers bar.

Mayor Paul Pasali was a bit spun out by the hat and everyone was talking in hushed whispers.

During the formal dinner, Mayor Pasali said to Charles.....
"I have to know, why are you wearing a fox hat?"

Charles replied, "Well you see, its Mummies idea"

Mayor Pasali, looking very bewildered, says.... "But why would she say that, its far too hot for a fox hat and with the animal liberation folks, gee, it was a bold suggestion on her part."

Charles nodded and said, "i thought so too, but you know Mummy.  I spoke to her on the phone last night to tell her about the previous day and she seemed so very excited.
Then she asked, "Oh Charles, where are you going tomorrow?"
I replied, "Oh mummy, I'm going to a place called Ipswich"

She replied in best royal voice, "Oh, wear the fox hat"


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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 20, 2014, 05:41:26 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 20, 2014, 05:47:26 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 20, 2014, 01:06:27 AM
Last enlil lugal kurkurra abba dingir dingir reneke inim gina-nita dninĝirsu dšarabi ki enesur Post
I at least recognize the first two words  :mrgreen: (Enlil being a certain god and lugal (big man) part of a kings's title)
Something from the story of the Flood?
The first line of the inscription of Entemena of Lagash according to wiki, meaning:

Enlil, king of all the lands, father of all the gods, by his firm command, fixed the border between Ningirsu and Shara.
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 20, 2014, 07:57:58 PM
Yes he was. All the upper gentry are. Of course, they just ignore the law and still hunt I think. Personally I hate foxes but I'd never treat them like that.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 20, 2014, 11:11:35 PM
Oh, Hebrew got 'abba' from the Sumerians (or was it Akkadian already (a Semitic language))?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 21, 2014, 03:58:42 PM
I imagine it went from Sumerian to Akkadian and from there to Hebrew.
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Post by: Aggie on November 21, 2014, 04:07:18 PM
I suppose it became fashionable for the nobility to hunt foxes as times changed and it was no longer permissible to hunt peasants with dogs for sport. These days, we leave that to the police.


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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 21, 2014, 05:58:38 PM
Jewish? Swedish? Blueish? Does it matter?

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 22, 2014, 07:28:33 AM
Don't stomp on the Blue Swede Jews?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 22, 2014, 02:59:53 PM
Alcohol is a depressor.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 22, 2014, 03:56:17 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 22, 2014, 07:28:33 AM
Don't stomp on the Blue Swede Jews?

I don't see why not. Elvis did.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 23, 2014, 05:11:39 AM
Last his stomping grounds were far away from Sweden Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 23, 2014, 08:21:13 AM
At least he made it to Germany.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 23, 2014, 06:53:08 PM
Last those were his marching orders Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 23, 2014, 07:22:46 PM
Better than his April orders.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 23, 2014, 09:49:34 PM
Not a fan of spring?

Last autumn is prettier Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 23, 2014, 11:06:29 PM
Depends what colours you like.

Why would I need a fan in spring? It's usually quite mild.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 24, 2014, 08:39:11 AM
I need my fans both in spring and autumn.

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Post by: Aggie on November 24, 2014, 04:37:48 PM
Here, we're firmly into sauna season....  starting the morning with one today.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 24, 2014, 06:12:00 PM
Here the sauna it's outdoors.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 24, 2014, 07:54:07 PM
Depending on how one counts it I ended Sunday / started Monday vomiting (it was 2am but I had not slept yet).

Last had to skip university today as a result in any case Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 24, 2014, 08:54:42 PM
Strictly speaking it would have been Monday but people do count non-rigorously which in my opinion should not be allowed. Oddly my mother died at 1:30 a.m. 3 years ago (or it may be 4 - see what I mean, dreadful counting) and my sister just emailed me in confusion as to the day which in any case is not correct as it is only the Hebrew date that matters.

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Post by: Aggie on November 25, 2014, 05:12:17 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 24, 2014, 06:12:00 PM
Here the sauna it's outdoors.

Last it's called summer Post

Yeah, we have that to... close to and occasionally over 40°C in the summer, although quite dry.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 25, 2014, 10:18:56 AM
Feeling slightly better.
Weather at last fitting for season (Central European November)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 25, 2014, 06:16:58 PM
Definitely wet. I was going to augment my store of dosh by going to the bank to deposit an unexpected cheque refunding an overpayment I didn't know I'd made, but abandoned ship due to the rain. Thus are small changes made.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 25, 2014, 08:25:59 PM
If it was proper rain I'd not complain. But it's November drizzle.

Last not enough for cowl or umbrella but wet nonetheless Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 25, 2014, 09:14:43 PM
Bit more than drizzle here, but squally.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 25, 2014, 09:37:36 PM
No drizzle here but possibly in the road for my son on his way here.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 26, 2014, 01:29:55 AM
Lemon drizzle cake is scrumptious.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 26, 2014, 01:59:56 AM
Last the cake is a lie Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 26, 2014, 04:59:20 AM
That importal claim sounds rather halo.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 26, 2014, 06:01:08 AM
That's a completely different video game.

Last Master Chief Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 26, 2014, 12:09:49 PM
Don't you mean pasta chef?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 26, 2014, 05:10:05 PM
More lika pasta it'sa sell-by date.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 26, 2014, 08:46:40 PM
To-morrow will be the test case. Getting up at 5am, leaving at 7am, university from 8am to 5:30pm and at last Icelandic from 6pm to 20:30pm. Likely to be home at 9pm.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 26, 2014, 11:56:56 PM
That's a busy day the like of which I cannot even imagine.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 27, 2014, 12:55:43 AM
Tomorrow is turkey day here so, we'll wake up much much later.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 27, 2014, 01:59:02 AM
I wake up later every day. It's not so much fun.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 27, 2014, 04:28:02 AM
Having to get up each day at a different time also confuses my inner clock. As a result I tend to wake up at each possible get-up time.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 27, 2014, 03:38:57 PM
You could get up at a set time (the earliest) regardless of necessity.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 27, 2014, 08:11:51 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on November 27, 2014, 03:38:57 PM
You could get up at a set time (the earliest) regardless of necessity.

That on the other hand would be totally against my inbred rhythm that normally dictates to go to bed about 2am. Even after years of trying to live against that it does not change or even shifts further to later times (and closer to my father who typically goes to bed not before 5am and up at noon).

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 28, 2014, 12:26:45 AM
.............which of course is my particular nightmare too..................

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Post by: Aphos on November 28, 2014, 06:07:45 PM
The days just seem to be getting shorter

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 28, 2014, 08:13:27 PM
It is horribly short. Waking up at 15:00 pm today, it was almost dark already. I suppose I am simulating the state of permanent darkness they have in places like Finland which can make people suicidal.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 28, 2014, 11:16:30 PM
The top anti-depressant consumers seem to be Icelanders despite the island being completely South of the Arctic circle.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 28, 2014, 11:32:55 PM
I suppose they couldn't be north of the arctic circle.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 28, 2014, 11:41:34 PM
Aren't you confusing the pole (a point) with the circle (a closed line)?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 29, 2014, 02:57:08 AM
No. The point is in the circle.

Last read that any way you like Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 29, 2014, 11:00:27 AM
A circle is the sum of all points sharing the same plane and the distance to a specified center.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 29, 2014, 04:57:07 PM
Planes don't often go into space.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 29, 2014, 09:48:56 PM
They tend to fly in circles if they run out of space

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 29, 2014, 11:26:54 PM
An easy question. Why are there no circular runways?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 30, 2014, 06:06:53 AM
Inertia, but you could argue that all runways aren't straight but arcs.

Last specially for very large planes Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 30, 2014, 04:16:25 PM
If an orc landed on the arc it might mess the plane up.

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Post by: Swatopluk on November 30, 2014, 09:00:38 PM
An orc in an electric arc would indeed be messy

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Post by: Griffin NoName on November 30, 2014, 11:09:18 PM
You could say it would be awkward.

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 01, 2014, 09:22:55 AM
Now it's official, the FSM is firmly established in Brandenburg.
http://www.rbb-online.de/panorama/beitrag/2014/11/kirche-des-fliegenden-spaghetti-monsters-wirbt-mit-schild-in-tem.html

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B3gzb_LIQAA8ptf.jpg:large)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B3gzb_LIQAA8ptf.jpg:large

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 01, 2014, 01:41:59 PM
Last Nice! Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 01, 2014, 02:06:48 PM
That is excellent!!

The google translation into English produces an interesting read................

The CFSM seem to be asking to pay towards a share of the signage costs in order to keep their sign up.
http://www.pastafari.eu/


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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 01, 2014, 09:40:20 PM
BTW, is there an actual pastafari mass?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 02, 2014, 02:43:00 AM
Maybe they use Bobby's book?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 02, 2014, 04:20:50 PM
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 02, 2014, 05:33:19 PM
Maybe.

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Post by: Aggie on December 03, 2014, 02:24:14 AM
The book's pretty terrible, IMHO; the worst of the variety of religious (and atheist) texts I have on my shelf.


Last mind you, I haven't really read the Book of Mormon yet... Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 03, 2014, 03:05:18 AM
I was in church the other day (now I'm singing in a catholic church) and there was a quick mention of the annunciation that brought back J. Smith's funny proof of the existence of the document in question.

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 03, 2014, 05:11:11 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 03, 2014, 03:05:18 AM
Last the whole virgin conception is equally suspect Post

And the source material for the follow-up dogmas verges on pornographic.

Last not uncommon Post
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Post by: ivor on December 03, 2014, 12:26:52 PM
Last Post from Amman Jordan...
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 03, 2014, 03:50:15 PM
Really? What in the world are you doing there?

Last good to see you here! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 03, 2014, 04:52:31 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 03, 2014, 03:50:15 PM
Really? What in the world are you doing there?

He appears to be stealing the last post.

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***wave to MB **
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 03, 2014, 06:05:29 PM
Not for long anyway.

Last I assume he is working there now Post
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Post by: Aggie on December 04, 2014, 12:14:56 AM
I know amman named Jordan... one of my best buddies actually.

Last bring us back some Jordan Almmonds, eh? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 04, 2014, 01:26:48 AM
If he is working there I hope he is earning lots of money.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 04, 2014, 02:55:01 AM
I know him personally and he would be conspicuous there.

Last taller than the average Post
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Post by: ivor on December 04, 2014, 04:45:38 AM
Last Hanging out with my fiance Post  :mrgreen:

Hope everyone is doing well!
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 04, 2014, 09:03:59 PM
I could need some help here.

This (Der Küchenjunge)

http://www.musicline.de/de/player_flash/4021934179828/0/10/50/product

parodies some song I know that I know but can't remember the title of.
I believe this is originally a (church) hymn or a carol.
Can't find a free full version.

Last any idea? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 04, 2014, 09:30:32 PM
Quote from: MentalBlock996 on December 04, 2014, 04:45:38 AM
Hanging out with my fiance
Good for you! How are things going?

Quote from: Swatopluk on December 04, 2014, 09:03:59 PM
I could need some help here.

I recognize the music, I tried musipedia but I'm not getting the right result.

http://www.musipedia.org/

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 05, 2014, 12:39:10 AM
Why not ask the organ-grinder?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 05, 2014, 03:18:12 AM
Because liver burgers aren't particularly tasty.

Last unless we're talking geese liver Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 05, 2014, 03:37:59 AM
I can't stand liver but I like liver pate.

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 05, 2014, 06:20:14 PM
I think the melody I am looking for starts c f f e f a a g (c'), don't ask me about rhythm. I can whistle it but not write down the length of each note.

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Edit: OK, I have it and should have guessed it much earlier.
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 05, 2014, 07:30:15 PM
Is this the Last Post Word Bingo?

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 05, 2014, 07:53:18 PM
No just me again asking something I find out myself before anyone can answer  ::)

We could turn it into a game though.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 05, 2014, 09:18:26 PM
AH! Like how old is my mother?

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 05, 2014, 09:55:52 PM
Iirc my mother is 71 (*23.I.1943)

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 06, 2014, 01:48:05 AM
It was a trick question. My mother is dead. As far as I know, without excavating the grave.

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Post by: Aggie on December 06, 2014, 02:50:59 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on December 04, 2014, 09:03:59 PM
I could need some help here.

This (Der Küchenjunge)

http://www.musicline.de/de/player_flash/4021934179828/0/10/50/product

parodies some song I know that I know but can't remember the title of.
I believe this is originally a (church) hymn or a carol.
Can't find a free full version.

Last any idea? Post

Angels We Have Heard On High


It's a common Christmas song or hymn here.

Last the John of Patmos version is "Angels I Have Seen While High" Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 06, 2014, 07:25:51 AM
The one I found is "Hark! The herald angels sing"

"Angels we have heard on high" I know too but it does not fit.

Last Patmos was the hub for the trade in psychotropic mushrooms at the time. Coincidence? Post

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Quote from: Griffin NoName on December 06, 2014, 01:48:05 AM
It was a trick question. My mother is dead. As far as I know, without excavating the grave.

And mine was a trick answer. I answered "How old is MY mother?" (as asked) :mrgreen:
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Post by: ivor on December 06, 2014, 01:21:48 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 04, 2014, 09:30:32 PM
Quote from: MentalBlock996 on December 04, 2014, 04:45:38 AM
Hanging out with my fiance
Good for you! How are things going?

I'm doing great!  Thanks for asking!  How are y'all?

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Post by: Aggie on December 06, 2014, 05:55:09 PM
Doing good, man! Nice too see you around here, even if you're elsewhere.

Quote from: Swatopluk on December 06, 2014, 07:25:51 AM
The one I found is "Hark! The herald angels sing"

"Angels we have heard on high" I know too but it does not fit.

Oops, I stand corrected.  I was convinced of it when I posted, and even looked up some u-toob videos for reference.  Brain fart, I suppose, or not listening carefully enough to the original clip.

Last my brain got the angels part and just rushed on from there Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 06, 2014, 07:03:55 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on December 06, 2014, 07:25:51 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on December 06, 2014, 01:48:05 AM
It was a trick question. My mother is dead. As far as I know, without excavating the grave.

And mine was a trick answer. I answered "How old is MY mother?" (as asked) :mrgreen:

If that were actually my (me personally) mother's age, I would not be much younger than her. Impossible.

I read it as your trick answer.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 07, 2014, 11:47:38 PM
Age questions are always tricky.

Last age old questions Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 08, 2014, 01:32:41 AM
Most people have a few tricks up their sleeves.

Last where did Napolean keep his armies? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 08, 2014, 02:58:21 PM
Better than tics or ticks somewhere else.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 08, 2014, 06:34:21 PM
Like in a jam jar?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 09, 2014, 03:08:40 PM
Jar Jar Binks was never in a jar.

Last clumsy envoy Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 09, 2014, 04:43:26 PM
That would be true if Binks were in a P G Wodehouse novel.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 10, 2014, 12:36:15 AM
Or be part of the head museum of Futurama.

Last with Nixon and Star Trek's cast Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 10, 2014, 03:19:00 AM
Do museums have heads?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 10, 2014, 04:45:42 PM
More frequently busts, but yes they do.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 10, 2014, 09:27:27 PM
It's sad when a museum goes bust.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 10, 2014, 10:08:41 PM
But please don't make bad comedies about it.

Last nor sequels Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 11, 2014, 03:32:04 AM
Maybe just a prequel then?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 11, 2014, 06:26:34 AM
The day at the museum tends to be boring moviewise.

Last heists usually happen in the evening Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 11, 2014, 06:35:25 AM
A day at the races then a night at the museum

Last good com, bad com Post*

*and bad pun
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 11, 2014, 12:15:28 PM
A better one was recommended to me by Aggie:

Last bon cop, bad cop (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0479647/) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 11, 2014, 04:54:05 PM
Is that my cow?
No, it is a museum.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 12, 2014, 12:52:20 PM
No cows on my hill.

Last ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 12, 2014, 05:05:14 PM
No mushrooms on mine.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 12, 2014, 05:16:01 PM
But mushrooms (well prepared) are tasty!

Last or trippy... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 12, 2014, 08:14:43 PM
Or killers!

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 12, 2014, 08:19:59 PM
I thought tomatoes were killers.

Last from outer space Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 12, 2014, 09:17:35 PM
Naw.  It's zombie bikers you have to worry about.

Last zombiepocalyps Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 12, 2014, 09:49:24 PM
Nope. It's blue cauliflowers.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 12, 2014, 10:00:12 PM
That sounds positively evil.

Last perhaps blue cheese can help Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 13, 2014, 01:06:26 PM
Name one fruit which is blue, even blueberries are kind of purple.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 13, 2014, 01:58:31 PM
Bog bilberries tend towards a rather light blue and turn black-blue only in the last stage (if at all)

(http://gallery.new-ecopsychology.org/photo/plants/bog-bilberry_%28vaccinium_uliginosum%295.jpg)
http://gallery.new-ecopsychology.org/photo/plants/bog-bilberry_%28vaccinium_uliginosum%295.jpg

It's not just this photo. I have enough personal experience there collecting blueberries in Norway trying to keep them apart from this evil twin.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 13, 2014, 05:54:24 PM
(http://farrp.unl.edu/image/image_gallery?uuid=c00a89b2-f05f-435d-903a-839d93584be2&groupId=2103626&t=1285254024650)



Last mixed fruit Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 13, 2014, 07:56:11 PM
Mixed bag, perhaps?

Last fresh and stingy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 14, 2014, 08:46:08 AM
As long as it isn't pungent/stinky too...

Last I assume, you meant prickly/thorny/spiny not chintzy/miserly/niggardly* Post

*which is not derived from the n-word, although most people are mistaken about that
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 14, 2014, 02:14:00 PM
Overcooking makes them pungent.

Last I need to get some recipes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 14, 2014, 07:24:42 PM
Adding marmalade takes away rhubarb's bitterness/sourness/acidity.

Lastt I used to cook Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 14, 2014, 07:58:44 PM
Cook it long enough and it will be come essentially odorless

Last CO2, Water vapour and some salts Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 14, 2014, 08:17:49 PM
Last dissolve and distill? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 14, 2014, 10:33:06 PM
Easy Question: what is the longest anything has ever been cooked?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 14, 2014, 11:14:11 PM
The books, I presume.

Last it's done since they are around Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 15, 2014, 03:04:41 AM
Last specially cook books Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 15, 2014, 07:42:30 AM
Book a cook to cook your book so the crook gets off the hook.
And the mook there in the nook is nothing but a rookie sook.

Last the gook that dooked in the soup is soaked in soot Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 15, 2014, 02:14:10 PM
Edward Leah you ain't.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 15, 2014, 02:58:13 PM
Edward Lear or Edward Leahy?

Post Not being Carroll just writing carols Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 15, 2014, 03:48:39 PM
So he isn't King Lear...

Last noble Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 15, 2014, 04:46:16 PM
One of my spelling mistakes there. I meant Lear of course, as in looking in a lascivious or unpleasant way. :mrgreen:

Last  Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 15, 2014, 06:55:00 PM
Last why is lascivious unpleasant? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 15, 2014, 08:07:58 PM
I wrote some NSFW poetry in the last few days

Last Frau-Wirtin-Verse in Latin and German Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 15, 2014, 10:31:22 PM
Does that make it unpleasant?

Last I imagine for some, but everybody? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 16, 2014, 12:30:12 AM
I've no idea what NSFW is? New South F**g Wales perhaps?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 16, 2014, 02:48:03 AM
Not Safe For Work, ie, porn, nudity or fundamentally embarrassing in one way or other.

Last nothing is safe for work, actually Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 16, 2014, 03:04:17 AM
Or work is safe for nothing.

So I got one word sort of right.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 16, 2014, 04:56:47 PM
Nope.

Last but fully spelled it would have been NSFW Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 17, 2014, 02:58:38 AM
Depends who is watching.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 17, 2014, 06:09:43 AM
That's why Safe is part of the expression.

Last you can skate on the highway too Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 17, 2014, 03:06:56 PM
Until the highwaymen get you...............

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 17, 2014, 06:26:54 PM
At this point it's quite unsafe for them too.

Last only in the movies Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 19, 2014, 10:08:56 AM
Oh on special occasions the highways get blocked for motorized traffic so skaters etc can do their thing. Over here at least it's e.g. done for the marathon. The skaters start first.

and I am at last taking the

Last Post

again
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 19, 2014, 03:48:26 PM
But have you taken the

Last Last Post

?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 19, 2014, 04:06:52 PM
Clearly not.

Last but I was worried for a second, I kept it for more than 36 hrs Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 19, 2014, 05:53:15 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 19, 2014, 04:06:52 PM
I was worried for a second, I kept it for more than 36 hrs

That was my Christmas gift to you.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 20, 2014, 04:37:21 AM
A little bit early.

Last don't you think? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 20, 2014, 04:41:31 AM
Only a few dayss. Though I admit I forgot to wrap it.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 20, 2014, 04:58:25 AM
I doubt you'll be able to wrap it here.

Last :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 20, 2014, 05:16:33 AM
I'm sure there must be some virtual wrapping paper around somewhere.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 20, 2014, 01:51:23 PM
You want to wrap the

Last Post?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 20, 2014, 05:24:55 PM
The Last Christmas Post?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 20, 2014, 05:28:46 PM
Is this a warning of an impending doom?

Last :o Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 20, 2014, 06:42:41 PM
Doomed. doomed, we are all doomed I tell ye.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 20, 2014, 07:37:52 PM
Shall we sing Last Post and chorus then?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 21, 2014, 04:16:35 AM
Surely the Last Post song's chorus is the Last Post, and the whole song consists only of these two words. But what is the tune?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 21, 2014, 08:21:27 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on December 21, 2014, 04:16:35 AM
Surely the Last Post song's chorus is the Last Post, and the whole song consists only of these two words. But what is the tune?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCfWHqrYUqo ? ;)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 21, 2014, 03:52:14 PM
Not what I call music. Hardly melodic.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on December 21, 2014, 04:43:37 PM
A Merry, Scary Solstice to all!


Last can we get some carols going? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 21, 2014, 07:01:01 PM
We three kings of Leicester Square
Selling ladies underwear
How fantastic
No elastic
Only a penny a pair

http://www.odps.org/glossword/index.php?a=term&d=3&t=893

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 21, 2014, 09:55:17 PM
Would this be more to your liking?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjXLcJ9BX8M

Last Post

---

If all your serious poetry
Looks like a dreadful parody
Go with a parody from start
And you may win a listener's heart
Which is again cliche so old
That using it today sounds bold
And now I've gone pure meta, dear
The thing to do: to stop, I fear
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 22, 2014, 01:37:46 AM
Not really. But then my six year old grandson sang me the Leicester Square one.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 22, 2014, 08:47:16 AM
An Even Scarier Solstice - 21 - We Three Friends of HPL Are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfCH1YgINjc

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on December 23, 2014, 02:41:02 AM
Ayuh, that's the spirit!

I've been seeing the Keep Christ in Christmas bumper stickers around lately, and have a cheeky urge to get one that says Keep the Son out of Winter Solstice. ;)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 23, 2014, 06:01:22 AM
Or something that clarifies that the man wasn't born on the solstice.

Last sheep don't graze in winter Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 23, 2014, 08:43:18 AM
In Palestine? Not sure about that.

And again without chipmunks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObWPJuLSIxY

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 23, 2014, 04:51:13 PM
That's the argument cited in wiki for not being born on the solstice/winter.

Last looking at the [current] weather pattern you would expect more grass considering that there is more average precipitation but I have no clue how long does the area grass take to grow Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 23, 2014, 05:03:13 PM
Shouldn't we be talking about straw instead of grass?

Last stable Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 23, 2014, 05:21:20 PM
Last not at good time to talk about a straw man? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 23, 2014, 07:36:42 PM
Better to talk about The Wrong Mans (http://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2014/dec/23/wrong-mans-review-audacious-ambitious-got-everything-right)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 24, 2014, 05:43:01 AM
A bit difficult when there is little chance to watch it on this side of the pond.

Last I suspect the same if I ask what you think of Tyrant (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2568204/) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 24, 2014, 01:22:45 PM
Not so sure. Can sign in with Amazon.com with which I have an account so maybe able to view online.

But, in any case, I was meaning talk about the title :mrgreen:

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 25, 2014, 09:18:08 PM
I am not into these newfashioned online video rental stores.

Last not that I would rent from a meat world one either Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 25, 2014, 10:58:38 PM
That's a shame cos you can catch interesting stuff.

Last thank goodness someone is about..........I was getting terminal Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 26, 2014, 05:00:38 PM
Rentals? That doesn't make sense.

Last Netflix has access to a large enough catalog for the cost of 5 (or less) rentals Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 26, 2014, 05:48:33 PM
For old movies, and lots of TV shows, try...


Last Project Free TV  Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 26, 2014, 06:34:14 PM
I occasionally use Tesco's BlinkBox as you can buy episodes for a £1 or so, and no subscription. Also, use On Demand TV which is around £3/4 pounds for a film, but rarely so I don't actually spend much at all.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 26, 2014, 09:37:56 PM
Is the license forcing you to watch the BBC?

Last :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 27, 2014, 12:54:41 AM
No. The quality of the programs makes me like to watch the BBC.

Broadly we like our license system. The BBC would be very different if it were to go.

Of course, one has to be aware of bias but that's not so hard unless one only listens/watches the BBC.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 27, 2014, 08:11:57 PM
Call me cynic but I think the license system is a backdoor attempt to annoy the tax payers to kill the Beeb at some future time.

Last perhaps it can work like NPR in the States which is annoying but functional Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 27, 2014, 09:08:23 PM
But it's been a license since inception of public TV in the 50's. That's a long lead time.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 29, 2014, 03:36:26 PM
How long since the tories want to kill it?

Last was it Margaret's idea? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 29, 2014, 03:56:21 PM
Can't remember. But Tories are no longer the majority.

LAst Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 29, 2014, 04:20:07 PM
Do you mean that there are more UKIPers and BNPers wanting to kill the Beeb now?

Last or that New Labour got on with the program? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 29, 2014, 07:15:47 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 29, 2014, 04:20:07 PM
Do you mean that there are more UKIPers and BNPers wanting to kill the Beeb now?

Last or that New Labour got on with the program? Post

Saints Preserve us. NO.

I meant the Tory voters amount to fewer than all the other parties' voters added up. I was not saying anything about those other parties.

I wonder how "green" the license system is?

Last driven to religion Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 29, 2014, 07:27:08 PM
You mean a religion drive-in?

Last one would think that singing several masses a week would rekindle my faith but the more I hear the more nonsensical it sounds Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 29, 2014, 09:22:35 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 29, 2014, 07:27:08 PM
one would think that singing several masses a week would rekindle my faith but the more I hear the more nonsensical it sounds

Maybe you sing too many. Little and often is usually better.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 29, 2014, 10:39:59 PM
I recently got converted. A local program cinema (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arsenal_%28Kino%29) has a series of old American film musicals (1933-1957) running (a follow-up to a series of pre-Code films). There is quite an overlap there. Those back-stage musicals were rather naughty :mrgreen:. In the past "American film musical" would have had me running away at high speed but at least the old stuff can be quite fascinating. And what finally won me over is the skill of those classic performers. No one in their right mind would these days allow such long uninterrupted shots without body doubles and/or digital trickery to be even tried.

Last I also doubt that the likes of Astaire or Keeler (let alone Garland) would even get an (US) audition these days. "Stars" don't look this way today Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 29, 2014, 10:47:14 PM
It would be interesting to hear a decent musical. The ones I like are either operas in English (West Side Story, Porgy and Bess) or actual satires that make fun of the genre.

Last I detest the ones that take themselves seriously like Les Miserables Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 30, 2014, 12:35:03 AM
Here are just a few sample numbers from today's evening

[youtube=425,350]nde6H9geS78[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nde6H9geS78

[youtube=425,350]X7kpDlF3eGU[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7kpDlF3eGU

[youtube=425,350]X_H3iB2gpmg[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_H3iB2gpmg

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 30, 2014, 01:04:57 AM
Modern Life? It's all celebrity not talent. Except for the elders like Judi Dench.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 30, 2014, 09:18:19 PM
Don't know when Dame Maggie Smith last sang on screen.

This (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynEWZF1bkLQ) has been some time ago.

Last and He  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9MuEA2eF8c)never topped this Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 31, 2014, 02:28:21 AM
She sang in the TV Drama "Downton Abbey" on ITV Christmas Day 2014 when the Upstairs were leading the Downstairs in singing carols. http://www.itv.com/downtonabbey  :mrgreen:

Last know your onions Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 31, 2014, 04:55:32 AM
Now you're going to tell me that the upstairs care about the downstairs...

Last Colbert used to joke about that Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 31, 2014, 08:45:45 AM
It's better to keep the kitchen staff in a good mood or 'stuff' may end up in your meals.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 31, 2014, 04:02:34 PM
Downton Abbey seems to be an exception to the rule of not liaising with the servants.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 31, 2014, 05:21:22 PM
It's a wholesome show, how would you explain it otherwise?

Last everyone thing in it's place Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 31, 2014, 10:56:06 PM
5 minutes left in 2104. Logging off for this year with the
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 01, 2015, 02:10:57 AM
That was sly. But unfortunately you don't get to keep it as another year has perchance arrived.

Last 01-01-15 Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 01, 2015, 09:40:32 PM
Well, Last Post of the Year is a nice second price while still ogling the first.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 02, 2015, 12:18:36 AM
Do you want the very Last Post before rapture?

:o
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 02, 2015, 01:40:42 AM
Before the Velociraptor eats it perhaps.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 02, 2015, 01:54:59 AM
The closest would be a raptor bird eating it.

Last in a speedy fashion Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 02, 2015, 05:13:08 PM
All 1529 pages? surely that's too much even for a raptor.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 03, 2015, 07:00:05 AM
Last one a day Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on January 03, 2015, 05:48:12 PM
Last Last Post Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 03, 2015, 07:57:52 PM
'Fraid not.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 03, 2015, 09:46:58 PM
What is the now but an illusion of finality from a fast moving river?

Last dynamic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 03, 2015, 10:46:21 PM
Just another Heracleitos plagiarism using some fancy words

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 04, 2015, 04:17:40 PM
Fancy that!

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 04, 2015, 04:19:02 PM
Why not a fancy hat?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 04, 2015, 06:38:32 PM
Because it is all written in the Tea leaves.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 04, 2015, 09:50:49 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on January 03, 2015, 10:46:21 PM
Just another Heracleitos plagiarism using some fancy words
Hera's what?

Last ;) :P :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 08, 2015, 06:07:07 AM
Just a brain from yesterday evening:

Ever heard of Hercules?
Learn his labours, they are these:

First the lion then the snake
Third the golden hind to take
Fourth the vicious boar to tame
Cleaning bullpens, what a shame
Sixth of angry birds a batch
Next a raging bull to catch
Eighth some horses eating meat
Ninth a queen's belt, oh how neat
Cattle raiding number ten
Two more works as add-on then
Next-to-last some golden apples
Twelfth with Kerberos he grapples

That's a dozen,that's enough
Now you memorize the stuff!


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 08, 2015, 06:07:16 PM
Stuff and nonsense!

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 08, 2015, 06:36:41 PM
Sense? Are you suggesting the ancient Greeks made a lot of sense?

Last they democratically executed their best philosopher! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 09, 2015, 02:16:23 AM
I thought they poisoned him, or was that the Romans. It would be a lot easier if they had had different gods instead of the same gods with different names. I am convinced the Greeks and the Romans were put on this earth specifically to confuse school-children. Don't even start me on Pharoahs.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 09, 2015, 05:52:23 PM
They* handed him the poisoned chalice together with a set of instructions ('do not use for libations, the dose is calculated for just one person').

*The city of Athens represented by the elected (or chosen by lot in case of the courts) representatives of the day.

Socrates was accused (among other things) of introducing the cult of foreign gods. Asebeia did not mean atheism (although that was included) but anything assumed to be directed against the locally approved gods. I think Platon deliberately misrepresented that in his Apology of Socrates and narrowed the alleged charge to 'disbelief in gods (in general)', which could be easily refuted. We do not know what Socrates actually believed since all reports known to us are by biased parties (differing widely on many topics).

Last far too serious Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 09, 2015, 06:08:18 PM
I've never been to a biased party. They must be fun.

Last Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 11, 2015, 09:39:48 PM
But not as much as debased ones

Last I do not get invited, so this is pure conjecture Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 12, 2015, 05:31:13 AM
My partying days are over. I am left with my memories, but soon even they may have gone.

Last Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 12, 2015, 07:30:36 AM
Mine never started in the first place.

Last Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 12, 2015, 04:59:13 PM
Maybe they'll start in the second place.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 12, 2015, 08:13:04 PM
Dunno, as I age parties become less and less interesting every time.

Last talking BS with strangers or the part of the family you relate less Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 13, 2015, 01:03:25 AM
You clearly go to the wrong parties :mrgreen:

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 13, 2015, 06:26:11 AM
Sadly I don't get invited to the ones without clothes.

Last although looking at the mirror may explain why...  :nervous: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 13, 2015, 01:01:40 PM
I hear they are not all they're cracked up to be.

Last what is this word "cracked"? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 13, 2015, 03:41:15 PM
Are we talking about colloquial cracks?

Last or the cracking sound they would make? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 13, 2015, 05:23:50 PM
It's intriguing. I have no answers.

Last too tired to use brain Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 14, 2015, 07:29:05 PM
Does anybody use The BrainTM?

Last I don't think so Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 14, 2015, 11:07:44 PM
In my case, it was drained some time ago.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 15, 2015, 12:47:24 AM
Trapanation or drainage through the nose?

Last Egyptian style Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 15, 2015, 01:55:27 AM
Both.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 15, 2015, 02:46:22 AM
I had never spoke with someone while (s)he was being embalmed.

Last must be a disconcerting experience Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 15, 2015, 04:47:11 PM
I have never claimed the Last Post while being embalmed.

LLast PPostt
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 15, 2015, 04:51:20 PM
So you say it's like a large tattoo, where you get a part done one day, other part a different day and so on until it's finally done?

Last partial embalming Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 15, 2015, 08:30:15 PM
Would you save the toes 'til last? (post)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 16, 2015, 03:17:06 AM
I guess it would depend on how quickly those spoil.

Last stinky Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 16, 2015, 04:29:54 AM
Spoil what?

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 16, 2015, 12:14:29 PM
The fun.

Last of course Post
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Post by: Aphos on January 16, 2015, 06:44:25 PM
Last Fundamental Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 16, 2015, 07:14:23 PM
Reading or bombing?

Last or spewing hate on TV? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 16, 2015, 11:03:49 PM
What would fundamentalist...Scotsmen...make of this 1949 number these days?  ;)

[youtube=425,350]IpJkd0EMkAc[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpJkd0EMkAc

Last just watched the movie on the big screen Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 17, 2015, 01:13:28 AM
I don't think they noticed after their defeat at the ballot.

Last still under English rule Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 17, 2015, 03:52:56 AM
Given they were going to rely on North Sea Oil, it would appear they may hav made the right choice.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 17, 2015, 05:56:46 AM
Down today, high tomorrow.

Last there is already a slowdown of fracking due to a low barrel price Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 17, 2015, 06:42:29 PM
Slow, slow, quick, quick, slow.

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Post by: Aphos on January 17, 2015, 10:54:46 PM
Last ups and downs Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 18, 2015, 09:42:34 PM
Last c'est la vie Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 18, 2015, 11:04:23 PM
maybe even la vie en rose

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 19, 2015, 12:03:09 AM
Last Rose's life on the road? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 19, 2015, 03:30:32 AM
No flies on Rosie.

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 19, 2015, 08:40:51 AM
Imagine this on US tv  :mrgreen:  ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wp9iNINHMc

The hot air produced should be sufficient to heat the country for at least a week (although not everyone might like the accompanying brimstone smell)

Last I thought this kind of trippy was an Icelandic specialty  ;D Post
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Post by: Aggie on January 20, 2015, 07:43:31 AM
 :ROFL:

Last  :ROFL: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 20, 2015, 05:59:22 PM
Who knows when will it be less scandalous for certain people.

Last in a century Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 20, 2015, 06:12:19 PM
Being certain, is that a privilege?

Last status envy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 20, 2015, 09:30:34 PM
Being ceratin is an arthropod privilege

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 20, 2015, 11:12:29 PM
Not only arthropods have the keratin privilege.

Last check out your hair Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 21, 2015, 03:05:18 AM
Is that the one where I see in the dark?

Last grandmothers' tales Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 21, 2015, 04:48:19 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 20, 2015, 11:12:29 PM
Not only arthropods have the keratin privilege.

Last check out your hair Post

We have a bit of it but we could do easily without.

Last we have but we ARE not out of that stuff Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 21, 2015, 07:23:14 PM
Could the police do without it?

Last no clue Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 23, 2015, 01:43:29 PM
They seem to love lead more than anything.

Last itchy fingers Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 24, 2015, 06:31:54 PM
The police uses kevlar not keratin.

Last they would use spider silk, if it was cheaper to produce Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 24, 2015, 06:54:40 PM
I could give them plenty of spider silk hanging around my car, espcially from the gap between the external mirrors and the doors.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 24, 2015, 10:47:56 PM
Not nearly enough by far.
Quote from: Swatopluk on January 24, 2015, 06:31:54 PM
The police uses kevlar not keratin.
They could use keratin in a Storm Trooper-like armor.

Last and dissipate the energy of the impact shattering, extra layers of kevlar would go under Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 24, 2015, 10:59:56 PM
While waiting for the nanotubes

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 24, 2015, 11:06:46 PM
The space elevator is waiting for the nanotubes too.

Last not happening soon Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 24, 2015, 11:16:40 PM
The police will get priority

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 26, 2015, 05:15:28 PM
By then the police will be a private enterprise, you know like the security firms operating in Iraq.

Last AKA mercenaries Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 26, 2015, 05:38:35 PM
In some places they are already a state-within-a-state.

Last owing no responsibility nor loyalty Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 26, 2015, 05:45:31 PM
Making people stateless.

Last Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 26, 2015, 06:11:14 PM
Not yet but it's just a matter of time before they take over that part too.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 26, 2015, 09:15:10 PM
They protect and serve, haven't you heard?

Last the 0.1% Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 27, 2015, 04:59:43 AM
Protect themselves in a self-serving ways.

Last again, in some places Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 27, 2015, 05:28:07 PM
They don't have a shining reputation in many places, but surely there are others where they are respected rather than feared.

Last how is the reputation of the police in Germany and Sweden? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 27, 2015, 06:21:09 PM
Bring back Dixon of Dock Green.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 28, 2015, 02:40:35 AM
I'm afraid I'm more familiar with The Thin Blue Line...

Last :P Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 28, 2015, 05:09:16 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 27, 2015, 05:28:07 PM
Last how is the reputation of the police in Germany and Sweden? Post

The German police is considered to be more on the bad side in Europe, although this has afaik little to do with corruption. Policemen are seen, as a cliche, as not very bright, obsessed with their own authority and occasionally brutal (less on a one-on-one base but esp. in large numbers against e.g. demonstrations). But they rarely kill or severely hurt anyone (although police officers carry pistols as part of their standard outfit).

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 28, 2015, 05:26:53 PM
How many countries' police are not armed (standard outfit) like the UK?

Last although there is a brutal killing during an arrest going through court at persentPost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 28, 2015, 06:18:43 PM
I couldn't find one in a quick search, although I imagine a list must exist somewhere.
Quote from: Swatopluk on January 28, 2015, 05:09:16 AM
The German police is considered to be more on the bad side in Europe, although this has afaik little to do with corruption. Policemen are seen, as a cliche, as not very bright, obsessed with their own authority and occasionally brutal (less on a one-on-one base but esp. in large numbers against e.g. demonstrations). But they rarely kill or severely hurt anyone (although police officers carry pistols as part of their standard outfit).
Worse than the French and the Brits? I had a good experience with the police in Paris (I was lost trying to reach the hotel in a rented car and they went out of the station and told me to follow them to the hotel), but I was a tourist and it was in a good neighborhood.

Last I suspect people in the Banlieue have a different opinion Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 28, 2015, 08:41:54 PM
British police would want to know if you'd just flown in from Turkey........

Last and grabbed all your emails Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 28, 2015, 10:15:00 PM
There used to be a time in which Colombians were the target of attention of authorities everywhere, until certain fanatic muslims decided to "party harder" (and the big cartels were dismantled).

Last I'm not happy about the fanatics, but it is certainly much better for us Colombians now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 31, 2015, 09:04:23 AM
Even very big things can be hidden by putting something bigger in front.

Last but elephants in the room can be safely ignored. They won't be noticed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 31, 2015, 06:06:48 PM
What is the biggest big thing that could be moved in front?

LAst Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 31, 2015, 06:42:53 PM
Someone's ego?

Last Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on January 31, 2015, 09:42:36 PM
Where exactly is someone's EGO located, given the locus of control may be internal or external?

Last psychotherapeutic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 31, 2015, 10:57:51 PM
Big egos have a very clear epicenter.

Last tectonic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 01, 2015, 01:19:41 AM
anything to help keep the plates spinning

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 01, 2015, 04:21:28 AM
They frequently make graves spin.

Last entanglement Post
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Post by: Aphos on February 01, 2015, 07:30:29 PM
I hate it when my electrons become entangled.

Last quantum Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 01, 2015, 07:47:06 PM
I hate it when I lose one sock.

Last Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 01, 2015, 11:04:45 PM
Especially with a looming sock market crash

Last post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 02, 2015, 01:58:31 AM
Did I lose my shoehorn?

Last Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 02, 2015, 08:23:07 AM
Over here that's called a shoespoon

Last although horny, no chance to spoon Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 02, 2015, 04:17:49 PM
Chatanooga chu chu. Is that the boss who lost your new shoes? reprise

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 02, 2015, 04:55:14 PM
Entschuldigen Sie, ist das der Sonderzug nach Pankow?

Last Udo Lindenberg Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 02, 2015, 05:56:47 PM
Is that easy to get lost in Berlin's metro?

Last try Moscow's Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 02, 2015, 06:00:55 PM
Or Buenos Aires
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moebius_%281996%29

Last Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 02, 2015, 09:15:15 PM
Paris can be confusing too.

How do people who are colour blind and illiterative manage?

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 02, 2015, 10:03:40 PM
We were able to manage Paris' much better than Rome's and I believe Paris' is more complicated.

Last NY's and DC's are manageable too Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 03, 2015, 03:51:21 AM
They really are closing the ticket offices. Boris promised he would stop them closing. Does anyone know a single politican who does what they have promised in their manifesto? Why isn't it illegal? This is not democracy.

Last life aint what it used to be Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 03, 2015, 08:12:56 PM
Contemporary democracy means 'tolerance for the people' ie, moderate freedom of expression and moderate attempts not to enrage the population at large.

Last The Will of The People? Ha! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 03, 2015, 08:42:24 PM
Surely lies enrage the people?

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 03, 2015, 11:49:58 PM
They may enrage you and me but not a critical mass of the population.

Last they'll keep doing it until that changes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 04, 2015, 05:49:09 AM
But if the mass is critical you'd think they'd criticise the lies/liers.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 04, 2015, 04:22:49 PM
The mass may criticise under their breath all the time, but are rarely willing to do so very loudly in masse.

Last and they are rarely informed enough to understand their options Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 04, 2015, 05:01:27 PM
Like how many people know the government just got a bill through parliament which had a clause hidden away allowing landlords to be given the medical records of people they let to? This is really really really shocking.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 04, 2015, 06:38:50 PM
Wow, they do the same kinds of things here all the time...

Last I imagine no one knows who planted the wording there Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 04, 2015, 07:50:08 PM
Yeh, well we don't here. Medical records are, or until I found this out, totally only ever available to your GP surgery, or hospital for hospital records,ie. really confidential. There is a really big fuss going on about the plan to upload them to a central database so any medical person can access them, which inlcudes anonymised records being made available to whoever wants them because people know that they can't be utterly anonymised. So suddenly having this bit of legislation makes a complete nonsense of these discussions. I mean landlords ffs. Why should my landlord know my medical details; it is likely to lead to all sorts of discrimination, like eg people with mental health records being refused for renting. Disgusting. Sorry,, Rant,, but rantworthy.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 04, 2015, 09:21:20 PM
No landlords nor employers should have access to medical records.

Last as abuses go that's a biggie Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 04, 2015, 11:40:57 PM
It is a biggie. I simply do not understand how it got through parliament. I keep hoping the Guardian article was an April Fool.

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 10, 2015, 04:50:50 PM
Two months early?

Last fooling yourself Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 10, 2015, 05:03:06 PM
Every day should be April Fool's Day. Then we could just laugh at all the bad things.

Last Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 10, 2015, 05:30:59 PM
That's my birthday. It would get pretty old pretty soon.

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 10, 2015, 06:03:05 PM
And my anniversary, 20 years this coming one.

Last and they say marriage was a joke Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 10, 2015, 06:20:09 PM
Probably depends on whom the joke is.

Last Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 10, 2015, 07:53:00 PM
Is time even real?

Last Brian CoxPost
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 10, 2015, 09:42:29 PM
Only time could tell.

Last timeless Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 11, 2015, 07:28:34 AM
(http://meetville.com/images/quotes/Quotation-Douglas-Adams-philosophy-humor-illusion-time-Meetville-Quotes-234668.jpg)
http://meetville.com/images/quotes/Quotation-Douglas-Adams-philosophy-humor-illusion-time-Meetville-Quotes-234668.jpg

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 11, 2015, 03:36:21 PM
I'll have a double portion of chips please.

Last Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 11, 2015, 06:06:43 PM
wood-chips or jetons?

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 11, 2015, 10:12:35 PM
Please don't send her to the woodchipper.

Last Fargo Post
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Edit: more than a week with the Last Post! I'm tempted to close the thread and keep it forever!!!!!!
:mua:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 21, 2015, 04:59:27 PM
Well, it's either the chipper or English pronounciation
[youtube=425,350]tfRSvTSY0d4[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfRSvTSY0d4

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 21, 2015, 06:39:02 PM
I didn't know a few of those, but even knowing them reading that thing would be very difficult to me.

Last one day English will be phonetic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 21, 2015, 07:35:16 PM
As some commenters stated, some of these words are pronounced distinctly different in Canada (let alone the US).

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 21, 2015, 08:11:00 PM
But the poem was written by a Dutch!

Last figures Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 21, 2015, 08:45:14 PM
It's often the outsiders that deal with such stuff. The best way to learn stuff about your own language is to learn another. I learned most of my German (formal) grammar in Latin class. I also became only really aware of certain features of German by trying to learn Icelandic. I was e.g. not aware of the rules of weak and strong declension of adjectives. I automatically apply those in German without thinking of any rule, in Icelandic I have to actively think about them, i.e. become aware that there are these rules and what they are.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 22, 2015, 12:28:55 AM
Perhaps you can answer this, do German declinations have any relation with Russian declinations?

Last my son is studying Russian Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 22, 2015, 07:15:57 AM
Sorry, not the slightest idea.

Last Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 22, 2015, 03:42:21 PM
Or perhaps Russian inclinations?

Last preserve our air space Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 22, 2015, 03:48:58 PM
I have inclinations towards Russian culture but it does not go so far as to try to learn the language.

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 23, 2015, 12:24:22 AM
Not going out of your germanic comfort zone?

Last I know three and a half romances and a pseudo-germanic language Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 23, 2015, 02:00:22 AM
Romances are chick lit. As for pseudos, they're not real.

Last garbage Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 23, 2015, 05:49:56 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 23, 2015, 12:24:22 AM
Not going out of your germanic comfort zone?

Last I know three and a half romances and a pseudo-germanic language Post

You forget my Latin (and once upon a time classical Greek). I had French at school but with even less success than with English. That my English is halfway decent these days had different reasons.

Last and it took quite long to get decent* even in English Post

*not referring to content  ;)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 23, 2015, 04:01:33 PM
Is your Latin functional enough to speak?

Quote from: Griffin NoName on February 23, 2015, 02:00:22 AM
As for pseudos, they're not real.
Are you saying English is not a real language?

Last :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 23, 2015, 04:04:53 PM
Not until the pseudo language gets incorporated in the dictionaries.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 23, 2015, 09:14:04 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 23, 2015, 04:01:33 PM
Is your Latin functional enough to speak?

Better than my French definitely and likely better than my Icelandic.

Last which does not say much Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 24, 2015, 05:47:05 AM
For all the stuff you write in Icelandic I would've thought you'd be more proficient.

Last or is just modesty? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 24, 2015, 06:38:09 AM
Being able to handle a dictionary and an online grammar tool does not equal to being able to speak or properly understand a language.
I think I am slightly better at reading French than Icelandic and slightly better at talking Icelandic than French but both on a level far below my proficiency in Latin (which I can at least and write with some skill even absent a dictionary or grammar; not much talking experience though, although I think I could make myself understood if need be).

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 24, 2015, 03:31:33 PM
Is there some island where you might be shipwrecked and find the natives only speak Latin?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 24, 2015, 10:03:51 PM
Wherever they sent pope Benedict.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 24, 2015, 11:46:03 PM
Post-diluvian may cause issues not addressed by Latin.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 25, 2015, 12:59:17 AM
I disagree, only that it's a different kind of latin, from bolero and chachachá to salsa and merengue.

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 25, 2015, 06:15:50 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on February 24, 2015, 11:46:03 PM
Post-diluvian may cause issues not addressed by Latin.

Hey, they had flood stories even then. Dealing with the aftermath too including how to repopulate the Earth without having to do incest.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 25, 2015, 03:17:16 PM
We had floods last year but they didn't result in incest as far as we know.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 26, 2015, 12:57:44 AM
I wouldn't be so sure at this side of the pond.

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Post by: Swatopluk on February 27, 2015, 07:06:51 PM
According to the news Leonard  "Mr.Spock" Nimoy s dead.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 27, 2015, 09:11:29 PM
And Thunderbirds Are Go is coming back to our screens, Hooray!

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 27, 2015, 09:32:05 PM
RIP for Nimoy.  :(

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Post by: Griffin NoName on February 28, 2015, 03:43:01 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 27, 2015, 09:32:05 PM
RIP for Nimoy.  :(

:candle: :candle: :candle: :candle: :candle: :candle: :candle: :candle: :candle:

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Post by: Aphos on February 28, 2015, 08:19:29 PM
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 01, 2015, 09:23:20 AM
One for the silly question section:

If Obama had been birthed* via Caesarean section, would his candidacy have been challenged because he was not a natural born citizen?

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*I think 'born' would not be fully correct here
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 01, 2015, 06:19:32 PM
It's "born by Caesarian".

Doesn't natural mean illegitimate in this context, in which case who can guess the morals of the voters?

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 01, 2015, 06:45:49 PM
Who cares what is meant? Could it be legally construed otherwise to convince at least one judge to take it up?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 02, 2015, 06:59:47 PM
The judge might well care what is meant.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 02, 2015, 07:11:22 PM
Well, that's what judge shopping is for.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 02, 2015, 09:35:21 PM
If a caesarean is named after Caesar that would make him a natural emperor.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 02, 2015, 10:00:37 PM
The meaning of the name Caesar was lost pretty soon and his biographers speculated about it even in antiquity. It had been adopted as a cognomen of his branch of the family likely during the Punic wars. Sueton cites the hypothesis that it is derived from an African word for elephant and that an ancestor of Caesar slew one during the wars and took it as his cognomen to commemorate the fact. It's not as silly as it sounds given the cognomens other Romans had (Cicero means chickpea for example and Ovid was mainly known as Naso (nose) and those are by far not the worst).

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 03, 2015, 02:04:37 AM
Did anyone consult Cyrano de Bergerac or was time travel too difficult BC ?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 03, 2015, 05:43:08 PM
Arbitrary benchmarks are always harder to cross.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 04, 2015, 04:55:57 AM
That may well be the last reasonable post. From now on they will all just be tremendously silly.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 04, 2015, 10:56:13 AM
Don't know about the tremendously.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 04, 2015, 11:56:31 PM
Sally and Sully are silly.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 05, 2015, 02:23:12 AM
What about Solly? Why leave the Jews out?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 05, 2015, 06:14:27 AM
Who said that Sally wasn't jewish?

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 05, 2015, 08:34:55 AM
And what about Solla?
[youtube=425,350]8lanfDO4O50[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lanfDO4O50

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 05, 2015, 01:42:02 PM
You mean like Xuxa (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xuxa)?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 05, 2015, 05:48:33 PM
For what it's worth, if you ain't got your health, it might as well be peanuts, except for nice beds and doctors.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 05, 2015, 08:18:21 PM
Money doesn't correlate to happiness (not directly at least) but it does correlate with longevity.

Last nice doctors are much better than bad/overworked doctors Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 05, 2015, 08:26:37 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 05, 2015, 08:18:21 PM
Money doesn't correlate to happiness (not directly at least) but it does correlate with longevity.

Last nice doctors are much better than bad/overworked doctors Post

At least these days. Up to the 20th century doctors were at least as likely to kill you as any disease, so those that could afford learned doctors ran a significant risk.

Last and as we see with some celebrities*, this is still not fully over Post

*e.g. the late Michael Jackson

And now for something completely different: Adult Wednesday Addams
https://www.youtube.com/user/heymelissahunter/videos

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 06, 2015, 04:46:00 PM
Don't get me wrong, doctors still kill plenty of patients, it's only that now they save more than they kill.

Last more and more people die due to lack of money than lack of knowledge nowadays Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 06, 2015, 11:37:40 PM
Actually there are still many conditions/diseases/disorders that they don't know the cause and have no treatment for. Sometimes they lie and say they do. Like insane psychiatrists.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 07, 2015, 06:34:05 AM
Have you been watching Hannibal?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 07, 2015, 05:09:21 PM
Did I mention lambs? No, I didn't.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 07, 2015, 07:39:14 PM
Mary had a little pipe
A lamb therein to smoke
To shag the sheep I'm not the type
She used thereby to joke.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 08, 2015, 07:59:18 PM
Oh Dear!

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 08, 2015, 08:15:11 PM
Yeah, pipe smoking can be quite harmful and has killed at least one emperor.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 08, 2015, 11:21:53 PM
What emperor would that be?

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 08, 2015, 11:48:59 PM
Friedrich III von Hohenzollern, penultimate German emperor.
He was a VERY prominent pipe smoker and died of throat cancer after just 99 days on the throne.

He was seen as the 'great liberal hope' that got destroyed by his reactionary son, Wilhelm II.
Since the latter is often blamed as the main culprit for WW1 (which is nonsense), his father Friedrich has become the hero of alternative histories with no World Wars and Germany as a peaceful constitutional monarchy modelled after Britain.

There is no doubt that Friedrich was a far more pleasant character than his son but otherwise his saintly image does not fully stand up to scrutiny. He too fervently believed in his own divine right to rule and was quite hostile to the formal 'primus inter pares' position of the emperor in the imperial German constitution in relation to the other rulers of the states that made up the Reich.
And he shared his son's questionable taste in art and architecture (in some instances he was even worse).

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 09, 2015, 05:36:57 PM
There's nothing to actually prove Monarchs do not have divine right.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 09, 2015, 05:45:42 PM
There is no way to prove that god doesn't exist either.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 09, 2015, 08:57:55 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on March 09, 2015, 05:36:57 PM
There's nothing to actually prove Monarchs do not have divine right.

They can still get overruled.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 09, 2015, 09:06:41 PM
Every dynasty is proof that there is nothing divine about that right.

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*My very xtian mother was telling me that god doesn't intervene in human affairs because this is the realm of the devil. That argument makes omnipotence sound very aspirational don't you think?
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 09, 2015, 09:56:25 PM
That's gnostic heresy!

Last the devil can only act with The LOrd's explicit permission* Post

*check Malleus Maleficarum for details
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 09, 2015, 11:55:04 PM
Isn't that labyrinth exiting? If the devil follows orders from god then god is the one tempting us, consequently he doesn't have our best interest in mind.

Last and heaven sure must be crowded, at least according to god Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 10, 2015, 05:27:13 AM
St.Augustine solved the crowding of heaven problem and shifted it below.
The LOrd seems to have miscalculated since he originally seems to have made only room for 144K human inhabitants.
It's up to dispute whether HE evicted a lot after St.Augustine came up with the legal justification.

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*since the unborn are also unbaptized, they go to hell in case of death. That monster Augustine was VERY explicit about that and it became the main religious objection to abortion.
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 10, 2015, 05:33:51 AM
There's no proof that any of us are actually individual separate people so 144K may be ample. Even perhaps over-generous. What puzzles me is, once st peter has ushered one in, can one be ushered out at some future time? And is there a naughty step?

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 10, 2015, 06:06:34 AM
First we have to answer the old question, whether commoners actually get in before judgement day.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 10, 2015, 04:51:35 PM
I'd say it depends what date is Judgement Day.

With nano computers we should be able to work that out.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 10, 2015, 05:07:46 PM
Unfortunately, The LOrd has declared that date as unknowable to anyone but himself.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 10, 2015, 07:39:38 PM
That sounds like "I'll do it when I damn please, go bugger off!".

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 10, 2015, 10:36:16 PM
Would fit the character.
And isn't it written: 'If you don't become like children, you won't enter heaven'?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 11, 2015, 03:46:11 PM
I'd be a child again if I could have different parents.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 11, 2015, 07:36:20 PM
The question is what does "becoming a child" means specifically. The innocence trait is neither that prominent nor that frequent.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 11, 2015, 09:45:46 PM
I think may be being 1 year old is quite good. My grandson looks sweetly innocent even when being a rascal (my son thinks the term rascal means bad, but I have always used it as an endearment). Being a rascal includes stuff like chewing electric cables. He hasn't worked out he is not supposed to yet, despite always being instantly picked up and put down the other side of the room, he just crawls straight back, like he hasn't connected the parents actions as relevant, they don't seem to use the word No for anything, my own sons learnt what No meant long before this and obeyed as we only used it for vital stuff like touching the radiators which helped as they quickly got the idea No applied to things that hurt).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 12, 2015, 01:40:59 PM
At that age the brain isn't developed enough to consider deception.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 12, 2015, 01:46:01 PM
So, they are just honest monsters before they acquire those skills.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 12, 2015, 03:27:47 PM
Then they are simply monsters.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 12, 2015, 03:55:55 PM
My grandson is an angel, not a monster.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 12, 2015, 03:58:42 PM
And what is Satan by heritage?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 12, 2015, 07:05:27 PM
He is a fallen angel after all.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 12, 2015, 07:13:50 PM
They don't bear comparison.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 12, 2015, 07:17:32 PM
The fallen angel and the morning star?

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 12, 2015, 08:51:12 PM
Yes, enlightenment is luciferian.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 13, 2015, 03:26:51 PM
The metaphor of the apple applies as well, even if that was an afterthought.

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Post by: Aggie on March 13, 2015, 03:48:14 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 13, 2015, 03:26:51 PM
The metaphor of the apple applies as well, even if that was an afterthought.

....which is why I won't get a smartphone.  ;)

(http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uuuploads/cool-creative-macbook-stickers/cool-macbook-stickers-eve-snake.jpg)

Last don't forget that the title of Morning Star applies equally to Venus, Lucifer and Jesus... sounds like a reasonable Trinity to me. ;) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 13, 2015, 10:17:49 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 13, 2015, 03:26:51 PM
Last from the other side Inanna/Ishtar/Venus is related to sex and that is evil too Post

Holy Mary took over most titles from them even some of the more obscure ones (e.g. star of the sea). The sex thing got turned around by 180° but given the ejaculations of many religious writers about Mary that was mere deception. Another parallel is that all those old godesses of love also were responsible for war (even when there was an official male war god). Not as well known today, in the past esp. the Middle Ages it was very common to call to Mary for support in war, to carry banners with her image into battles and to build Maria Victrix churches afterwards (cf. Venus Victrix temples built by Roman generals).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 13, 2015, 10:31:07 PM
Quote from: Aggie on March 13, 2015, 03:48:14 PM
....which is why I won't get a smartphone.  ;)
Then get and Android...  :P :D
Quote from: Swatopluk on March 13, 2015, 10:17:49 PM
Holy Mary took over most titles from them even some of the more obscure ones (e.g. star of the sea). The sex thing got turned around by 180° but given the ejaculations of many religious writers about Mary that was mere deception. Another parallel is that all those old godesses of love also were responsible for war (even when there was an official male war god). Not as well known today, in the past esp. the Middle Ages it was very common to call to Mary for support in war, to carry banners with her image into battles and to build Maria Victrix churches afterwards (cf. Venus Victrix temples built by Roman generals).
Certain traditions die hard.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 13, 2015, 10:44:58 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 13, 2015, 10:31:07 PM
Last war is sex by other means Post

Wasn't it the other way around?

Last conquest, invasion, penetration Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 14, 2015, 02:38:13 AM
But war is clearly preferred than sex.

Last by The Authority, that is Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 14, 2015, 08:12:47 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 14, 2015, 02:38:13 AM
But war is clearly preferred than sex.

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In public!

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 14, 2015, 07:09:15 PM
What The Authority does in the privacy of it's own dealings is of no concern for anyone but themselves.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 15, 2015, 01:16:28 AM
As long as nobody in Sweden steals my files, I'll keep quiet.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 15, 2015, 08:27:24 AM
But what about your hammers, saws and screwdrivers?

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 15, 2015, 03:43:58 PM
I'll fight them on the beaches.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 15, 2015, 04:06:43 PM
On which one? There still are so many.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 15, 2015, 11:16:07 PM
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 15, 2015, 11:22:19 PM
Like a basking shark?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 15, 2015, 11:23:41 PM
Last the stork and the shark bark at the break for broke Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 16, 2015, 12:15:55 AM
The shark and the lark below a barque and on the bark, hark ,hark!

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 16, 2015, 02:24:58 AM
Does the shark ascend as the lark?

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 16, 2015, 03:35:06 PM
That's probably the reason why whales are more popular.

Last The shark may be strong but the whale has a song Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 16, 2015, 04:08:40 PM
But for how long?

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 16, 2015, 04:18:53 PM
To my knowledge whales have more vocal enducrance than humans, although I do not actually know what the world record for singing without a pause is for a human being.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 16, 2015, 04:48:08 PM
Singing any opera in the Ring cycle is an act of endurance but no one is singing 6 hours straight, while a single whale can sing 24 hours straight.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 16, 2015, 04:56:19 PM
Advice to a singer first to perform Isolde on stage: most important are good shoes
Comparable advice to actors playing King Lear for the first time: Ask how much Cordelia weighs

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Post by: Aggie on March 16, 2015, 07:39:37 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on March 16, 2015, 04:18:53 PM
To my knowledge whales have more vocal endurance than humans, although I do not actually know what the world record for singing without a pause is for a human being.

My personal record for physical activity without breathing is 50 m of underwater swimming (approximately 1 minute). Takes a bit of training, although I can routinely do 25 m without practice*. Surely a well-trained singer could go significantly longer with this, assuming they could control their rate of exhalation appropriately. I'd suspect sopranos would do best at singing duration, as it seems to take much less airflow to sing high notes than low ones.

Last *I don't sing while doing it Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 16, 2015, 07:48:54 PM
You forget the option of circular breathing.
Do whales only sing below the surface  ???

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 16, 2015, 08:48:01 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on March 16, 2015, 07:48:54 PM
Do whales only sing below the surface  

I should expect so. The water amplifies the sound so more whales can hear each other. After all, besides babies in the womb and people who can't get to sleep, other whales are their most likely listeners.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 16, 2015, 09:05:04 PM
Or so they want to make us believe.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 17, 2015, 05:56:46 AM
Quote from: Aggie on March 16, 2015, 07:39:37 PM
My personal record for physical activity without breathing is 50 m of underwater swimming (approximately 1 minute). Takes a bit of training, although I can routinely do 25 m without practice*. Surely a well-trained singer could go significantly longer with this, assuming they could control their rate of exhalation appropriately. I'd suspect sopranos would do best at singing duration, as it seems to take much less airflow to sing high notes than low ones.
In good shape I can do 2m underwater without breathing (currently between 1 and 1:30), but holding/managing your breath while swimming is very different from singing, in order to get volume you must push a fair amount of air through the vocal chords so doing 5 bars (@4/4 quarter=60 -> 20 seconds) at full voice is between impressive and impossible. For reference long notes at the end with a fermata may last the equivalent of 2 bars plus the previous word or 8 to 12 seconds and a trained singer must prepare or will not last the full time. Considerations on volume o technique (fff or -interestingly- falsetto, will use more air than a mf) affect that equation as well.

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Post by: Aggie on March 17, 2015, 03:46:54 PM
Yes, volume is perhaps the biggest factor, and I suppose in the context of opera it's vital. I was thinking in terms of oxygen deprivation (i.e. the need to take the next breath), but that might not matter as much with singing, since you're constantly pushing out accumulated CO2. To exhale over a 1 minute period might be such a small trickle of breath that actually producing song is near impossible.

Taking volume out of the equation, and singing 'easy' notes at a normal speaking level, how long do you think you can sing continuously without taking a breath?

Last my best point of reference is warmup exercises - but as long as red-leather-yellow-leather feels, it's probably 20 sec at best and more akin to speaking Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 17, 2015, 05:16:42 PM
At mp I can do 15 seconds. I just did a minute in ppp, but keep in mind that I also studied french horn and have a decent lung capacity, and, that such feat isn't usable in a real performance.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 18, 2015, 03:46:05 PM
My breathing comes and goes in waves.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 18, 2015, 07:34:31 PM
Don't let it go to much.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 19, 2015, 05:39:30 AM
But one is supposed to breathe out all of yesterdays stale air, rendering the lungs empty and ready for fresh supplies. In other words, it has to go.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 19, 2015, 09:20:55 AM
But with each breath only 5% get exchanged, so it would take at mimimum 90 breathing acts to get rid of 99% of the old air.

Last and that's under the assumptions that none of the old air gets sucked in again and that there are no dead zones in the lungs Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 19, 2015, 11:30:39 AM
That's why rebreathers are useful.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 20, 2015, 10:12:35 AM
We just passed through the maximum of a partial solar eclipse (74%) around here. Quite eerie. Totally contrary to the usual custom there is no cloud in the sky, all the shadows are sharp and focused but the light was still visibly down (like those day for night shots in old movies).

Last next partial one in iirc 2021 and the next total in 2083* Post

*for the place I live
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 20, 2015, 10:43:13 AM
I am normally dead to the world at this time of day but I set my alarm for the partial eclipse. We have dense cloud cover so I wasn't expecting much. But it didn't even get a little bit dark. From a viewing perspective nothing at all happened. Surely it should have darkened as even with cloud cover there was reduced light to travel through the clouds? Or is G-ds light switch faulty?

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Post by: Aphos on March 20, 2015, 10:26:31 PM
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 21, 2015, 10:59:41 AM
It's the new Hotblack thing

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 21, 2015, 10:01:23 PM
Skirts seem short again this year.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 21, 2015, 10:02:35 PM
Or it's just Scots coming down South early due to climate change.

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Post by: Aphos on March 21, 2015, 11:42:03 PM
Can all the blame for golf be placed on the Scots?

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 21, 2015, 11:48:56 PM
Is Scotland one of the Golf states? I only know that they export sand to Saudi Arabia.

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Post by: Aphos on March 22, 2015, 06:15:11 AM
And Saudi Arabia exports bagpipes to Scotland?


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Post by: Swatopluk on March 22, 2015, 08:41:09 AM
Maybe the goat leather but even that is rather unlikely

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Post by: Aphos on March 22, 2015, 08:33:27 PM
Well, I guess there is sand, and then there is sand.


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Post by: Swatopluk on March 22, 2015, 09:07:29 PM
Indeed. Sahara sand is useless for sandblasting. Too fine and (I believe) too soft also.
Scotland has the right combo of grain size and hardness.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 22, 2015, 11:34:59 PM
Well, you can buy water from Fiji, or the Alps, or the Andes or...

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 22, 2015, 11:42:56 PM
As long as it is not pure, it makes a difference.

Last some of the pricey ones border on health risk Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 23, 2015, 03:19:53 AM
I like geishas from Iceland. Tasty.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 23, 2015, 07:59:38 AM
Both are more on the hot-tempered side.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 23, 2015, 06:54:21 PM
Never get between a man and his temper.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 23, 2015, 08:42:24 PM
Specially if that man is a samurai.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 23, 2015, 09:11:01 PM
Did someone call for a samurai?

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x32sa1_samurai_music

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 23, 2015, 10:00:54 PM
OMFSM! That is awful!

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 23, 2015, 10:20:31 PM
For those who do not understand German (or worse, Austrians singing with a mock East-Asian accent): This pokes fun at sex tourism and the cultural prejudices of those using those services. It does not mock East Asians but the European cliches about them.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 23, 2015, 11:58:27 PM
It's musically awful as well.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 24, 2015, 12:06:44 AM
More from the same source

[youtube=425,350]rBMnkVXq1iE[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBMnkVXq1iE

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 24, 2015, 12:09:55 AM
Why do I think of Hotel California after watching that?

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 24, 2015, 12:25:08 AM
Possibly. Was that in use at the time already?

They can go patriotic too ;)
[youtube=425,350]NcGI30TnYWg[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcGI30TnYWg

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 24, 2015, 01:38:03 AM
What kind of patriotism, weren't they Austrian?

Last how does patriotism sound in Austria? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 24, 2015, 02:10:54 AM
Patriotism is not all it is cracked up to be.

Last and wasn't Austria patriotic to Germany anyway? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 24, 2015, 02:36:33 AM
I somehow suspect that is no longer the case.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 24, 2015, 07:56:07 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 24, 2015, 01:38:03 AM
What kind of patriotism, weren't they Austrian?

Last how does patriotism sound in Austria? Post

They still are. And listening closely (even without knowing German) it should be clear enough that it's a parody too

Quote from: google translator
God Bless America Lyrics

We may have lost almost every war,
but to set things in order we are chosen
and who does not drink Cola and eats no Burgers is in any case 'a bloody fucking terrorist.

First we dealt with the Indians
we sent them to Manitou, there they chew pemmican.
Generally whether Ku Klux Klan with Stetson Hat,
wherever we are everything there will be all right.

USA USA ao God bless America!
Ao USA USA before calling us a (are we there yet)
USA USA ao God bless America!
Ao USA USA before calling us a (are we there yet)

In Vietnam, it was not quite tame for us
also from Cuba and Korea, we went home sad.
But in Desert Storm and in Hiroshima,
there was a terrific atmosphere - Made in USA.
It is not about power and oil and money,
we only want one thing, that is the whole world.
Then we construct everywhere a Disneyland
and sing: Mickey Mouse for President!

USA USA ao God bless America!
Ao USA USA before calling us a (are we there yet)
USA USA ao God bless America!
Ao USA USA before calling us a (are we there yet)

Now play it again Uncle Sam!

In the good old days of the New World,
Uncle Tom was standing in the cotton field.
Today he raps us the country charts to ruins
and soon he will also have Hollywood.

That's why we take him to Iraq
and there we play together "Cudgel in the Sack"
Helping democracy to justice
and the best way is to use the torturer.

USA USA ao God bless America!
Ao USA USA before calling us a (are we there yet)
USA USA ao God bless America!
USA USA ao God bless America!

The guys got regularly in trouble and even got sued by high-ranking Austrian politicians* for pointing out their unsavory brown (=Nazi) connections. Remember: In Austria it is OK to BE a Nazi as long as the term itself is avoided.

*president Kurt Waldheim (who hid his 3rd Reich past) and Jörg Haider (then head of the extreme right Austrian Freedom Party)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 24, 2015, 02:58:14 PM
Does Austria have the same/similar laws regarding nazism (both regarding education and the ban on symbols)? On the same token do eastern germans gravitate more or less towards neonazism or antisemitism?

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 24, 2015, 04:00:24 PM
Not sure about Austrian law but there is a high tolerance (escpecially when neo-nazism is disguised as something else). But some courts in Southern Germany also have shown a tendency to deliberately misinterprete obvious law violations in that regard. Other German courts on the other hand even tried to punish the use of nazi symbols in a negative context (a swastika crossed out red, a hand smashing a swastika, a hand dropping a swastika into a trashcan) becasue the sysmbol was 'used' in a formal sense and the law does not distinguish there.

As for Eastern Germany, a problem there is that in the former GDR anti-fascism was state ideology but there was an obvious fostering of anti-semitism by the state too. Target were officially not Jews but capitalists, cosmopolites, Zionists, deviators from the party line (Trotskyites in particular) etc. who 'by chance' all happened to be Jewish (same in the other states of the Eastern bloc). When communism fell 'going Nazi' was a in some ways a 'normal' counterreaction to the hated anti-fascist indoctrination of the preceding 40 years. And the anti-semitic undercurrent nourished by the former regime had posioned the well quite succesfully. Since any opposition to the hated regime had been stamped 'fascist', becoming fascist looked attractive and the antisemitism fit right into it. Plus Eastern Germany got more or less treated with the Shock Doctrine, i.e. anything viable and thus a potential rival to Western companies got systematically destroyed and those working there denigrated as unqualified lazy slackers. There was even an official wage gap between East and west Germans. The former got less because life in the East was allegedly cheaper and the latter more (when working in the East) because they had to be compensated for putting up with the horrible conditions there. That was informally known as Buschzulage (bush bonus as in extra pay for being willing to work in the wilderness, a clear 3rd world colonialist vibe there). Field day for demagogues.

Austria always paints itself as a German victim (of both World Wars) and since they were Hitler's first victim, they could of course not be Nazis allowing them to stay exactly that without a bad conscience (by percentage Austrians were significantly overrepresented in the Nazi Party compared to Germany/the Reich as a whole). They made Beethoven an Austrian and Hitler a German as the saying goes (Germans and Austrians still fight over Mozart who was technically neither because Salzburg was an independent state at the time. Same with Copernicus between Germany and Poland. Old Nic would not have understood the question).

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 24, 2015, 06:36:25 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on March 24, 2015, 04:00:24 PM
Austria always paints itself as a German victim

But in WWII they welcomed the Germans. Standing crowds and cheers and bunting as the Germans walked in. etc. Or do the pictures lie?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 24, 2015, 07:27:35 PM
I would imagine that at that point it was crystal clear how bad the regime was.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 24, 2015, 10:28:32 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on March 24, 2015, 06:36:25 PM
But in WWII they welcomed the Germans. Standing crowds and cheers and bunting as the Germans walked in. etc. Or do the pictures lie?

The answer is not a simple yes or no. Just for starters, Austria was already a pretty nasty fascist state all by itself when Hitler came concquering, so (unlike in Chaplin's Great Dictator) it was not freedom crushed by totalitarianism but one backward fascist regime replaced by a more efficient and far more popular one (led by an Austrian too).
The pictures do not lie in the sense that they were faked or people forced to attend but the images one can see are still the result of a well-organized effort. To a large degree it was not spontaneous but the Goebbels ministry had sent organizers in advance of the troops, so crowds would be assembled and be equipped with small paper swastika flags etc.
So the cheering was authentic for the most part but the imagery still is quite selective (as are those from the beginning of WW1 too. Cheering crowds occured almost exclsuively in the big cities* while the mood in rural areas and small towns was rather depressed).

What was totally faked is the scene of the SA torch parade when Hitler became chancellor in 1933. The real thing happend during the day and had so little attendance (both in marchers and spectators) that it was totally embarassing for the Nazis. It was ordered to redo it under tightly controlled circumstances at night with careful placement of cameras, organized crowds and extensive editing of the produced material. Same was done for the radio. Both the original and the redone tape have survived while few non-faked pictures of the original parade escaped the memory hole.

Btw, many history books still show images of Eisenstein's October in the false belief that they are authentic ones of the storming of the Winter Palace in Petrograd/St.Petersburg during the October Revolution. Exactly the same phenomenon. Goebbels was a huge admirer of Eisenstein as a propagandist and called for a German Battleship Potemkin. One can find obvious plagiarism in some Nazi propaganda films giving testimony to that.

*the famous image showing Hitler in the crowd at the official announcement of war is heavily disputed among historians. Some believe the official story that it was a surprise finding that Hitler then used for propaganda purposes while other believe that it is a fake and the young Hitler put in there by the then equivalent of photoshop.
http://polpix.sueddeutsche.com/polopoly_fs/1.2069627.1407065564!/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/860x860/image.jpg

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 25, 2015, 02:28:03 PM
And how fond are the Austrians of the Germans now?

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 25, 2015, 06:52:51 PM
Their mindset is similar to the Swiss: German tourists are liked for their money, although they would prefer, if the tourists would just send the money and stay at home. But still better Germans than e.g. Italians  ;)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 26, 2015, 04:16:27 PM
Like almost everywhere else in the world regarding tourists from everywhere else?

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 26, 2015, 08:20:43 PM
But these Alpine people have a special way of showing it

Last that includes the German side of the Alpes (=Southern Bavaria) too Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 27, 2015, 04:17:05 PM
And the Swiss?

Last they really want their money Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 27, 2015, 04:36:10 PM
I thought the Swiss were Alpine too.

Last they did not invent the alphorn but the Alphorn flash mob Post

[youtube=425,350]6aPuYisnUJo[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aPuYisnUJo
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 27, 2015, 04:48:44 PM
I should build myself one of those out of PVC tubing.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 27, 2015, 04:55:35 PM
A garden hose with a mouthpiece can be used as an intermediate.
One of the guys in the film the clip is from uses such a piece to practice while driving his car.

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Post by: Aphos on March 28, 2015, 12:23:04 AM
So now we should all Google YouTubes of Ricola commercials.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 30, 2015, 04:31:26 AM
I always skip the commercials.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 30, 2015, 08:41:12 AM
Unfortunately, the industry has become aware of the popularity of AdBlocker and has begun to start countermeasures.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 30, 2015, 09:06:37 PM
That was to be expected, the same way that some commercials are made so that the brand remains enough in the screen so that fast forwarding doesn't completely negate the effect.

Last still the ads can be ameliorated Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 30, 2015, 09:51:21 PM
Emphasis on 'still'.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 31, 2015, 02:59:03 AM
Why would I want to tell my friends (on FB TWtr etc) I just bought a watch repair kit?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 31, 2015, 07:03:50 AM
Perhaps because it took a while to find the right one and they were on the loop...?

Last or because some people have to publicize every boring detail of their lives? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 31, 2015, 10:25:22 AM
Or their cats' lives.
But where is the synergistic cat prawn*?

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*Edit: quick check showed me that there is quite a lot of it
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 31, 2015, 02:15:21 PM
There're cats, there's prawn and obviously there is cat prawn.

Last and that's not counting with Rule 34 Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 01, 2015, 12:13:55 AM
There have even been attempts at panda prawn in order to stimulate the lazy frigid beasts to procreative activity.

Last success rate similar to that with young people in Japan these days, i.e. pretty low Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 01, 2015, 12:46:14 AM
Japan has several problems, there is more poverty than it is led to believe, people lives in tiny apartments with three sometimes four generations under the same roof, and life is hypercompetitive, so why bring more souls?

Last and they really dislike foreigners so no immigrants to sustain their older generations Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 01, 2015, 02:20:12 AM
The problem seems not to be unwillingness to procreate but more fundamentally rampant asexuality. More and more Japanese seem uninterested in sex (in meat world) and partially even in the virtual area.

Last The RCC would be ecstatic to get them as converts, I presume  ;) Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 01, 2015, 10:15:05 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 01, 2015, 12:46:14 AM
]and they really dislike foreigners so no immigrants to sustain their older generations

Not all. My japanese d-i-l marrried a foreigner.  And they've had sex at least twice, admitedly with 5 years between ;D

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Post by: Aggie on April 02, 2015, 05:31:20 AM
Ah, marrying in is one thing, but to just *let foreigners in* to Japan is an issue (not uncommon in geographically isolated monocultures). I've heard that even Brazilian-born pure-blooded Japanese are regarded as second-class citizens and not 'real' Japanese.

Canada (and America) actively import people with skills and/or money to keep the whole pyramid scheme going. There's a pretty big boomer bust at the top of the pyramid that eventually comes due for a post-development society, and if there's not enough not natural recruitment you need to pump more people into the workforce.  If they've been raised in and educated by another country, so much the better... it saves resources (which may explain the state of education in the US and our local school system).

My sister and I both married foreigners, I recommend it.  :mrgreen:

Last I've heard that the problem in Japan is that since the economy retracted, many men can no longer pull together the traditional prerequisite level of wealth, especially buying a house. Therefore, they are unmarriageable and must subsume their sexuality. Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 04, 2015, 08:56:31 PM
Quote from: Aggie on April 02, 2015, 05:31:20 AM
I've heard that the problem in Japan is that since the economy retracted, many men can no longer pull together the traditional prerequisite level of wealth, especially buying a house. Therefore, they are unmarriageable and must subsume their sexuality.
I heard the same about China as well.
---
Reading a bit about Japan, there seems to be some kind of gender war taken to an elevated stage, about a third of young japanese men claim not to be interested in sex (so called herbivore men) who claim to be looking for long term relations and not interested in the usual methods of courtship (ie, assertive, manly, etc), but more interestingly, about two thirds of young japanese women are supposedly not to be interested in sex. [Not to mention what they call 'freeters' (who are sub employed, freelance or unemployed) and/or parasite singles who remain in their parents house well into adulthood.]

My take is that besides what you pointed out (ie, general economic reasons) there is an attempt from women to liberate themselves from the traditional expectations of japanese marriage, making them drastically more unreachable, and as a counterreaction, males are deciding not to bother, which considering that the majority of women are not interested in the sexual portion makes unavailable for the majority of males, more so considering that economically successful young men are small minority.

Such extreme circumstances make me wonder about the nature of the japanese culture vs the indian culture where the imbalance in males to females ratio is the leading cause of violence against women (the frequently publicized rapes). Does that mean that japanese culture is so drastically civilized that men really have their sexual desires in check or that rape statistics are drastically underreported (considering that seppuku is still a very real option there)?
---
In a way this seems to be part of what I call the growing bird dynamics of courtship in which females have the full power of choice, as opposed to the mammal model in which the male imposes himself through force if necessary (all related to flight, in fact flightless non aquatic birds are closer to the mammal model. I wonder if that works in the same way with bats, but there isn't that much info on the subject.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 05, 2015, 12:26:50 AM
Why go out to have sex when there is the Yandere Simulator? :mua:

[youtube=425,350]18refFZ8FoI[/youtube] [youtube=425,350]9ff4wdzdQuo[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18refFZ8FoI  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ff4wdzdQuo

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 05, 2015, 11:32:27 PM
Affordable sexbots will make traditional mating a choice for the select few.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 06, 2015, 02:18:59 AM
Maybe traditional methods will become distasteful.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 06, 2015, 07:15:17 AM
Aren't they already?

Last just look what pious people have written about them Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 06, 2015, 04:10:37 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on April 06, 2015, 02:18:59 AM
Maybe traditional methods will become distasteful.
One of the reasons quoted for Japan's falling population is the awareness of hyperpopulation, living in crowded cities where buying real state is outrageously expensive, where young people has trouble finding jobs*, and where education is reasonably good, can only dissuade people from bringing more people in.

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*That one is a global trend
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 07, 2015, 02:52:34 AM
What's the difference between global trend and twitter trending?

Last bit of a conundrum Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 07, 2015, 08:20:55 PM
Twitter trends go from hours to a week max. Youth unemployment is a trend that has been manifesting itself globally in different markets for a number of years now.

Last for a robust long term trend see global warming Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 07, 2015, 08:42:51 PM
Is evolution a trend?

Last let's go for the big ones Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 07, 2015, 10:50:52 PM
No, no, no!!! Evolution is adaptative no teleologic, it doesn't trend because changes both in the genomes and the environment are random.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 08, 2015, 11:26:06 AM
There's a trend, a trend to rend.

Last red in tooth and claw Post
http://www.co-operative.coop/cdn-1cf10503d578640/upload/GraphicNovel/img/screenshots/7%20Nature%20red%20in%20tooth%20and%20claw.jpg
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 08, 2015, 03:36:49 PM
That would be real pulp fiction.

Last no science Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 08, 2015, 06:21:19 PM
Pulp Fiction - like when our books got nibbled by silverfish and all the pages came unstuck from the spine? Nothing to do but pulp them and make papier mache sculptures.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 08, 2015, 09:18:19 PM
Last better goldfish than silverfish ;) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 09, 2015, 06:57:26 AM
What a koi way of putting it!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koi

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 09, 2015, 04:42:24 PM
And who knew they could be pests too:

http://www.businessinsider.com/colorado-lake-infested-with-goldfish-2015-4

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 09, 2015, 08:34:03 PM
Perhaps they wear little woolly goldfish coats in winter.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 10, 2015, 05:42:53 AM
You reminded me of a scene of Le Pacte des Loups.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 10, 2015, 05:21:11 PM
Maybe I'd like it if I'd heard of it.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 10, 2015, 05:45:57 PM
Translated as The Brotherhood of the Wolf (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0237534/).

Last a French action-period movie Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 10, 2015, 06:54:49 PM
Even in English, my brain does not register. (actually I could translate it, just not to anything that was in my brainstore of films). I don't like wolves at all.

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 10, 2015, 07:31:59 PM
To my knowledge it is a highly fictionalized version of a real event in French history. A region got terrorized by what was believed to be some kind of wolf. Many even believed that it was a genuine werewolf. The king himself had to send special hunters to get rid of the beast. It is unclear whether they caught the right animal or if it was even an animal at all and not a serial killer who took on a disguise. Think of it as a rural Jack the Ripper mystery in France involving wildlife.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 11, 2015, 02:23:15 AM
In the movie the hunters show a woolly fish as a proof of a con.

Last which was what Griff's comment reminded me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 11, 2015, 03:47:10 AM
Wouldn't a woolly fish have quite a drag on their fur making swimming really difficult?

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Post by: Swatopluk on April 11, 2015, 09:15:11 AM
And here's the woolly fish

(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01614/woolly-fish_1614240i.jpg)
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01614/woolly-fish_1614240i.jpg

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 11, 2015, 07:31:20 PM
That barracuda ate a bunny from the inside!

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 11, 2015, 07:49:42 PM
Looks like a furry pike to me.

Last a lady pike in mink ready to go to a party Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 12, 2015, 04:01:18 AM
Pikes look chubbier in pictures.

Last but I confess to have absolutely no authority on fish knowledge Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 12, 2015, 07:19:37 AM
Neither am I and they do look similar.

(http://browntaxidermy.com/32-northern-pike-full-mount.jpg)
http://browntaxidermy.com/32-northern-pike-full-mount.jpg

(https://www.igfa.org/Images/SpeciesID_Images/barracuda_great.png)
https://www.igfa.org/Images/SpeciesID_Images/barracuda_great.png

Last in German barracudas are also known as Pfeilhechte (arrow pikes) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 12, 2015, 10:02:37 PM
I am more used to Corporal Pike in Dad's Army.

Last I guess that is not the name of the movie/TV thing? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 13, 2015, 06:53:55 AM
For the pikes must be together at the risin' of the moon.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 13, 2015, 10:45:24 AM
Last and turnpikes have tolls around here Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 13, 2015, 10:48:44 AM
For whom the barbel tolls?

Last I shark any raysponsibility for bad puns Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 13, 2015, 06:02:09 PM
I toll you once and I toll you twice...no more puns!

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Post by: Griffin NoName on April 13, 2015, 06:20:40 PM
I toll not for thee for whom the bell tolls.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 13, 2015, 10:10:15 PM
Such treatment of the bells has its toll.

Last broken record Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 14, 2015, 04:58:12 AM
We have to tighten our bells

Last or was it belles? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 14, 2015, 01:18:35 PM
The sibling bell-o me doesn't like puns.

Last pun Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 14, 2015, 06:14:24 PM
Last my belly doesn't like them Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 14, 2015, 08:22:52 PM
No navel resources here.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 14, 2015, 08:30:59 PM
For the great sadness of my periscope.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 15, 2015, 01:43:55 AM
I too prefer happy periscopes.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 15, 2015, 07:06:35 AM
Last who's on the sights of whom? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 15, 2015, 07:48:12 AM
A butterfly on his:

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltyb3yAUj11qfqdmq.jpg)
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltyb3yAUj11qfqdmq.jpg

Last can't find the image with the butterfly on his actual rifle sights Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 15, 2015, 01:04:07 PM
Yesterday I saw a butterfly flying at a fair speed.

Last and it wasn't a monarch Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 15, 2015, 01:36:58 PM
Iirc the fastest flying insects are twice as fast as the fastest human runner.

Last lots of fast in that sentence Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 15, 2015, 04:43:27 PM
I will now stop eating for two minutes, having a fast fast.


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 15, 2015, 06:15:20 PM
How does the weight of an insect relate to how fast it can fly {easy question perhaps}

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 15, 2015, 08:03:34 PM
You'd think that Newtonian physics apply but I suspect aerodynamics play a much bigger role.

Last unless you are talking about a large rhinoceros beetle Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 15, 2015, 08:37:23 PM
The main factor for today's (=small) insects is iirc the viscosity of air. For your average fly air feels more like jelly for us.

Last easier to stay airborne but more difficult to move forward in a straight line Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 16, 2015, 01:26:36 AM
What about curved lines? Are insects aware that inside curves mean you get there quicker than by outside curves?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 16, 2015, 02:43:25 AM
It's IRS day.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 16, 2015, 12:36:44 PM
Funny how so many wait until the last day.

Last I was done with mine months ago Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 16, 2015, 06:02:54 PM
My tax return form arrived today. I have until end October to fill it in. I am a very proud person because although I am ill and mostly bed-bound, I have managed to earn enough money to pay for my carer. Amazing. So I have money to declare. Of course then it will be taxed into very little, which means it won't have covered the carer's pay after all. That is life.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 16, 2015, 06:15:14 PM
Last currently I earn very little Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 18, 2015, 09:28:39 AM
Last neither do I Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 18, 2015, 11:53:31 AM
We need some tips from Aggie.

Last ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 18, 2015, 04:25:39 PM
Generally we give tips to hairdressers, waiters and taxi drivers, but if Agiie wants to give us tips, who are we to say no.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 18, 2015, 08:06:25 PM
At least as far as taxi drivers and waiters are concerned, I rarely tip since I do not use taxis and do not go to restaurants unless invited (and thus not paying).

Last at least the hairdresser gets her share Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 18, 2015, 10:50:14 PM
I doubt she wants to keep the tips of your hair.

Last underappreciated Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 18, 2015, 11:23:22 PM
It is a non-trivial legal question to whom they belong once cut.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 19, 2015, 01:48:36 AM
If you germans favored black hair it would make sense as it is very nutritious for many plants but your genes favor a thinner brown or blond hair. Asians' OTOH is much more valuable.

Last reminds me the Roman tax on piss pots as it was used for clothes cleaning Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 19, 2015, 07:01:56 AM
But Asian hair is evil :o
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exte

Last and dem Japs are weird Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 19, 2015, 08:40:54 PM
Last I just learned the term "tricophilia" Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 19, 2015, 08:44:29 PM
Better than trichinosis

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 19, 2015, 08:46:32 PM
What is your diet?

Last risky business Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 19, 2015, 08:56:46 PM
in Germany the diet is called parl(i)ament or Bundestag to be precise

Last iirc the Japs call their parliament diet Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 19, 2015, 09:55:34 PM
Is it called diet because of how budgets are eaten in such august building?

Last when was the last time you saw a congress critter control him/herself? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 20, 2015, 04:50:13 AM
A soup without salt is like an assault without a rifle ;)

Iirc originally a diet was the nutrition regime a doctor ordered for a sick patient.

Last expensive lean government Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 20, 2015, 11:32:22 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on April 20, 2015, 04:50:13 AM
A soup without salt is like an assault without a rifle ;)
Literally less deadly?

Last better lean than mean Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 21, 2015, 04:51:17 AM
It tends to be hypertrophic on the bad and lean on the good side once certain people get hold of it.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 21, 2015, 06:08:15 AM
Last are we talking about trade? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 21, 2015, 10:58:44 AM
No, just government.

Last that used to be some kind of horsetrade* though Post

*in German that would be cows (Kuhhandel)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 21, 2015, 05:32:43 PM
Trading in cows sounds medieval to me.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 21, 2015, 06:17:18 PM
I am sure more cows than horses get traded these days since the former get eaten at a higher rate.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 21, 2015, 07:14:02 PM
Even with the horsemeat scandal in Europe, the proportions has to be 10000:1 if not one or two orders of magnitude higher.

Last several in the case of chickens Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 22, 2015, 08:38:13 AM
Last tastes like chicken Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 22, 2015, 01:38:17 PM
It rather smell fishy.

Last don't you think? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 22, 2015, 04:55:44 PM
some fish specialties are treated as contraband in international traffic

Last Icelandic rotten shark and Swedish rotten herring Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on April 22, 2015, 10:15:04 PM

A diet was a formal deliberative assembly. It is most memorable for the Edict of Worms (Wormser Edikt), which addressed Martin Luther and the effects of the Protestant Reformation. It was conducted from 28 January to 25 May 1521, with Emperor Charles V presiding.

Diet of Worms - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diet_of_Worms

Now there's something to get your bib around.

Last life throwing extra difficulties my way so notable absences occuring -  by the way taxis are to get to hospital Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 22, 2015, 10:32:31 PM
According to wiki:
Quote from: wikipediaThe term (also in the nutritional sense) is derived from Medieval Latin dieta, meaning both "parliamentary assembly" and "daily food allowance", from earlier Latin diaeta transcribing Classical Greek δίαιτα diaita, meaning "way of living", and hence also "diet", "regular (daily) work".

Through a false etymology, reflected in the spelling change replacing ae by e, the word came to be associated with Latin dies, "day". The word came to be used in the sense of "an assembly" because of its use for the work of an assembly meeting on a daily basis, and hence for the assembly itself. The association with dies is reflected in the German language use of Tagung (meeting) and -tag (not only meaning "day", as in Montag—i.e. Monday—but also "parliament", "council", or other law-deliberating chamber, as in Bundestag or Reichstag).

Last I'm sure members consider their organ a true "way of living" Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 26, 2015, 01:47:28 PM
Last reducing Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 26, 2015, 10:39:44 PM
Last recycling Post
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Post by: Aphos on April 29, 2015, 06:15:16 PM
Last recycling the recycling Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 29, 2015, 07:44:53 PM
Is cycling the same route over and over recycling?

Last biking Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 30, 2015, 08:50:38 PM
What about bilking?

Last or filking Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 01, 2015, 06:24:48 AM
Last sounds more like sulking Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 01, 2015, 08:57:41 AM
A sulky mouth in women (moue? Never heard of that word before) is said to be attractive to men.

Last I for my part was never a Brigitte Bardot fan even before she went crazy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 01, 2015, 05:54:14 PM
She was very pretty, although Sofia Loren seemed to be more popular.

Last complete Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 02, 2015, 08:40:23 AM
Not my type.

As a point of reference, I think Kate W. never looked more lovely than this:
(http://home.arcor.de/rosedewitt/enigma1.jpg)
http://home.arcor.de/rosedewitt/enigma1.jpg

If you want more classic examples
(http://www.kinotv.com/thumbs/bio/99152.jpg)
http://www.kinotv.com/thumbs/bio/99152.jpg
Ilse Stobrawa

In the pre-code era I'd likely have fallen in love with Ruby Keeler. :)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 02, 2015, 03:26:10 PM
So, you like the sexy librarian types, eh?

My taste is wide, I like understated and voluptuous and many other things*...

Last ;) :mrgreen: Post

*the word used as qualities.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 02, 2015, 05:59:25 PM
Not too voluptuous physically please.
Stable built is fully sufficient and no large mammaries, if possible.

Last Kate would be the upper limit, I'd say. Portmann sized* would be more like it Post

*is there a standardized (by celebrities) scale? :mrgreen: :). That would (have to) not just measure absolute size but also look at the relation to the total body.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 03, 2015, 03:56:20 AM
I'm very eclectic on that sense, tall, short, thin, chubby, from black to white and all in between...

Last appearance is much less important than what is made out to be Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 03, 2015, 08:30:09 AM
Let's be honest, appearance will be the first point of contact in most cases.
Personality will ideally by the deciding factor, whether to keep and expand the contact.

Last and hotness is a case for caution; too much competition Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 03, 2015, 11:56:46 AM
One decides in the first three seconds.

Last unconscious knows best Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 03, 2015, 12:28:23 PM
I'd deny that. In the few cases I fell seriously in love, I was acquainted with the girls in questions for significant amounts of time before. They registered primarily as 'existing' with no special sympathy or antipathy attached. Not just a matter of lack of observation. If asked, I could have told who they were friends with, what they usually wore, whether they were good students or not etc.
Strong first sight attraction on the other hand typically cooled down quickly going back to neutral. As a result I tend to distrust it enough to specifically avoid a move in those cases.

Last Well, I tend to avoid making a move in any case. Groucho Marx and club memberships, if you know what I mean  :( Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 04, 2015, 08:26:35 PM
Falling for the hot one is not only a bad policy but dubious mathematically as the Nash Balance proves.

Last nowadays I find understated girls far more attractive than the obviously pretty Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 05, 2015, 12:47:22 AM
Since it is the unconscious that is involved, there is no way of telling if one has fallen in those first three seconds and allowed it to then go dormant. I've always seen "falling in love" as like catching a bad infection, probably involving anti-bodies.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 05, 2015, 05:09:18 AM
We are talking about 7-8 years of nearly daily contact in one of the cases.
I'd see some difficulty in proving the 3-seconds-rule there.

Last in particular with puberty being inside this interval not outside Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 06, 2015, 01:20:52 AM
Being attracted may happen in 3 seconds, but falling for and falling in usually takes a bit longer.

Last who's taking the fall? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 06, 2015, 05:06:39 AM
The falling leaves.

Last enigmaticPost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 06, 2015, 05:54:04 AM
No deflowering on my part

Last double enigmatic entendre Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 06, 2015, 05:01:26 PM
[the] Daisy will remain firmly on the ground.

Last no cuts please Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 06, 2015, 07:17:18 PM
A single dropping BLU-82B can ruin a whole day.

Last it's not just pushing up the daisies Post
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Post by: Aggie on May 06, 2015, 07:45:55 PM
Daisy vs. Death (in Part 2):
[youtube=425,350]ziSRnepnIJ0[/youtube]
[youtube=425,350]JykuBm7-Eus[/youtube]

Last life goes on Post

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 06, 2015, 09:30:15 PM
You really don't like Calgary, eh?

Last ;) :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 07, 2015, 01:33:59 AM
Lots of places I don't like. Corby for example.

Last prejudice Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 07, 2015, 02:31:13 AM
Against uprooted scots or the low education average?

Last I have a prejudice for The South yet my son's school is there Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 07, 2015, 03:39:08 PM
Against the low IQs living in desolate abhorrent poverty with the streets broken and full of rubbish. It is a squalid town. IMO

Last here we are north or south of the river (Thames) and nary shall one go to 'tother 'cept I do often shock horror gasp Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 07, 2015, 04:10:50 PM
Is the Thames your equivalent of the Bible BeltTM?

Last less to do with the bible, more to do with blatant racism Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 09, 2015, 12:55:06 AM
No. It is just the people on either side (north/south) regard each other as aliens. Really. Well not actually aliens, more some sort of different breeds. It is very marked.

Since I live almost on a bridge I go north or south and regard it all as valid territory but probably best not to tell my north side friends :)

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 09, 2015, 06:07:10 AM
The lines here are more about who is poor or not.

Last urban lines Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 09, 2015, 08:57:16 AM
Many cities are split like that for various reasons. Cultural, religious, economic, ethnic, sometimes just tradition long obsolete.

Last sometimes there are even walls and fences* Post

*for the record: I sympathize with the Turkish Cypriots and see the larger part of the fault with the Greeks
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 10, 2015, 01:29:39 AM
Of course in London it is not just the river. Many other divides as given by Swato. Then there is the changing gentrification etc which throws a spanner in the works.

Last a scredriver might be more useful Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 11, 2015, 01:09:04 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 09, 2015, 08:57:16 AM
*for the record: I sympathize with the Turkish Cypriots and see the larger part of the fault with the Greeks
IIRC The Turks tried to take over the island from the Greeks after they pretty much banished all Greeks from continental Turkey...

Last although I would imagine the Germans prefer the Turks to the Greeks at the moment Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 11, 2015, 02:39:26 AM
We are all doomed. Will someone rid me of these damned Tories.

Last terminal depression Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 11, 2015, 04:47:23 AM
No doom, just the gloom of the status quo.

Last and not that many hopes of a truly representative democracy there or here either Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 11, 2015, 05:15:46 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 11, 2015, 01:09:04 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 09, 2015, 08:57:16 AM
*for the record: I sympathize with the Turkish Cypriots and see the larger part of the fault with the Greeks
IIRC The Turks tried to take over the island from the Greeks after they pretty much banished all Greeks from continental Turkey...

Last although I would imagine the Germans prefer the Turks to the Greeks at the moment Post

What do you think the Greeks do with Turks in their own country (and apostates from Greek orthodoxy)? In that regard both nations have despicable habits.

Last the only improvement is that murder is now only the second most favored option, maybe even third Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 12, 2015, 03:41:27 AM
He plans to ditch the Human Rights Act (EU) and create a bill of rights giving the government total power to say what is right in every case. Things like torture will be left out. There are huge ramifications. It's the first step to leaving the EU. It's all disgusting. I feel insanely angry that my Human Rights will be taken from me.

Last if you target the weak, the weak are too weak to fight back Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 12, 2015, 03:59:44 AM
"He" is Cameron? What do you expect from them, common sense?
----
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 11, 2015, 05:15:46 AM
What do you think the Greeks do with Turks in their own country (and apostates from Greek orthodoxy)?
But apostasy is all the rage...

Last specially in muslim countries Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 12, 2015, 05:11:55 AM
It's always the question who is doing the raging.

Last and that's an outrage Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 12, 2015, 07:32:48 PM
I always thought the problem was with those who were raged.

Last and ravaged Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 13, 2015, 02:07:24 AM
Yes, Cameron. Not sensible perhaps, no, but I can't believe how basically evil their policies are and that they are really going to carry them out. People are going to die. I am not exagerating. Benefit claimants have already died due to their cuts and with more and deeper cuts more people will die. That's how bad it is here now.

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Post by: Swatopluk on May 13, 2015, 05:33:24 AM
In the past at least they had the decency to do the cuts themselves with claymores and broadswords.

Last also took them longer Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 13, 2015, 02:59:02 PM
No contemporary ruler will leave his/her desk to fight wars personally.

Last in that sense they happen to be smarter Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 13, 2015, 03:08:53 PM
But there are still some around who personally fought (in) other people's wars before they became leaders
And the Castros even fought their own.

In the war against the poor some will personally doing work in the frontlines on a regular base.
There it is not a good sign.

Last would you prefer to get kicked out by your MP or mayor personally rather than by faceless henchbeings? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 13, 2015, 06:11:02 PM
I prefer not to be kicked out, and it makes little difference to the victim who was his/her tormentor.

Last examples are for the rest* Post

*today I read some 'funny' news about Kim Yong Un's latest execution: firing squad with antiaircraft weapons. Isn't that cute?
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Post by: Griffin NoName on May 14, 2015, 03:49:51 AM
I interpret all news from North Korea as lunacy.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 14, 2015, 03:59:05 PM
They have a medieval taste, don't you think?

Last like he is one of the little monsters of Game of Thrones Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 15, 2015, 02:51:21 AM
Which are worst? Big monsters or little monsters? I imagine they have different attributes.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 15, 2015, 11:36:58 PM
There's quality and there's quantity, the guy who kills 20 people may be a monster but the guy that causes the deaths of hundreds of thousands and the suffering of millions wins just on scale.

Last that's why serial killers are nothing compared to the Dick Cheneys of these world Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 18, 2015, 02:36:22 AM
Oh. Good. Let's have more serial killers then. Assuming there is a finite number of the two options.

Last did Noah have a pair of serial killers on his ark? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 18, 2015, 05:47:41 AM
For what I recall, Ziusudra (the origin of the myth) had a boat much smaller than an ark with way fewer animals.

Last I'm not saying having serial killers is desirable, only that their job is tiny compared to the real monsters of this world Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 18, 2015, 02:31:52 PM
Yeah, but a dedicated serial killer is acting with love and care providing a personal service unlike the soulless bureaucrat organizing e.g. the Holocaust.

Last although it is said that some of the leading Bushies took the time to personally watch the torture videos Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 19, 2015, 01:26:15 AM
If we're talking about watching videos isn't torture watching like watching porn?

Last and they'd likely got off with it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 19, 2015, 04:40:33 AM
Indeed. At that age a bit more than just vanilla is probably necessary.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 19, 2015, 07:06:00 AM
Pr0n ends up far less damaging than the alternative in that case.

Last how's that for good PR? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 19, 2015, 09:59:54 AM
A lot of careers have ended as a result of prawn watching (or doing) suspicions.
How many (US) political careers came to an end as a result of torture allegations?

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Btw, has the biker shootout in Waco Texas already been linked to Obama, Obamacare, gay marriage, abortion, school prayer, ISIS, gun-grabbing or liberals in general?
Or, asked more realistically, which of these blame claims has NOT YET been made (since they all will sooner or later)?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 19, 2015, 06:10:39 PM
So far it looks like a clear case, so much so that even the police was able and willing to shoot white suspects*, and I seriously doubt there are party affiliations on biker gangs.

Last they could only say Obama made them angrier Post

*not easy, they normally do everything they can not to shoot a white suspect, as opposed to a black one.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 23, 2015, 02:08:28 AM
The Last Post has got quite distasteful.

Probably because I have not been here to make the pleasantries.

I already said Last Post.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 23, 2015, 07:17:59 AM
Even the Last Post is not safe from Sex and Crime.

Last I would trade the Last Post for crimeless safe sex Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 24, 2015, 04:38:54 AM
I don't see how you could trade the Last Post for anything as I have it.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 24, 2015, 08:16:25 AM
It's a common practice for banks.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 25, 2015, 03:53:07 AM
Not if you abolish free market capitalism.

I am much exercised by the TTIP (http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/what-is-ttip-and-six-reasons-why-the-answer-should-scare-you-9779688.html) issue.

Last maybe a slight non- sequitur, can a non-sequitur be slight? Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 25, 2015, 08:12:41 AM
It has always been free only for some

Last and has no speed limits for steamrollers Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 27, 2015, 09:17:08 PM
Speed limits apply to all moving vehicles.  ;) :P :mrgreen:

Last add turbines/rockets and a good suspension and it will run very fast Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 27, 2015, 10:01:33 PM
That's moval relativism!

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 27, 2015, 11:54:24 PM
Even better, push it on a downhill road and it will certainly go very fast.

Last and likely crash into whatever is down the road Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 28, 2015, 05:39:23 AM
While before running over a lot of innocents.

Last orbit, nuke, only way Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 29, 2015, 04:03:32 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 28, 2015, 05:39:23 AM
While before running over a lot of innocents.

That happened here recently. A lorry ran down a hill straight into a load of school children coming out of school.

Last unpleasant incidents Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 29, 2015, 05:08:48 AM
It's always lorry drivers, what's up with that? Here we call them truck drivers and there are very few incidents.

Last just change the name  ;) :P :mrgreen: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 30, 2015, 03:14:00 AM
Dunno. All the the cyclists killed on London streets so far this year have been hit by HGVs. (See, I am not calling them lorries).

Mostly it is turning left and although they have huge mirrors they just seem to not see the cyclist up their insides. I got knocked off by an HGV like that once. They seem to misjudge how the back end is going to not swing out as far as the front end.

Last draw a diagram if you don't understand Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 30, 2015, 06:02:00 AM
I learned to ride a bike in Bogota where everybody is a potential life threat if you are in a bicycle on the road, I get the picture. Incidentally, Miami in one of the most dangerous cities for bicycle riders in the US.

Last that and the heat and then you wonder why everybody rides a car Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 31, 2015, 12:32:48 AM
Time for air conditioned jackets.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 01, 2015, 04:50:16 AM
First the caps

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 01, 2015, 06:09:57 AM
Kneecaps?

Last painful Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 01, 2015, 03:13:06 PM
Those are liquid cooled.

Last and lubricated Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 02, 2015, 12:50:38 AM
You can buy fan cooled caps and hats.

Last as why would you want to lubricate them, that's another story Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 02, 2015, 05:04:55 AM
The lubrication was referring to kneecaps but anything containing rotating parts should at least consider lubrication.

Last not talking about certain sex acts Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 02, 2015, 11:36:41 PM
Why not?

Last unlubricated sex acts can be painful Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 03, 2015, 01:00:54 AM
A little lubrication can cheer up many events.

Last glug Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 03, 2015, 01:39:34 AM
Social lubricant vs actual lubricant?

Last what is the viscosity? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 03, 2015, 02:08:42 PM
Dynamic or kinematic viscosity?

Last the latter not referring to overlong boring arthouse films Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 04, 2015, 01:37:41 AM
Is the viscosity of the oil used by wrestlers kinematic or dynamic?

Last just to get an idea Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 04, 2015, 01:41:32 AM
Surely if wrestlers were oiled they'd just slide off each other which would be no fun.

Last sporting chances Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 04, 2015, 02:01:08 AM
The point is to be as slippery as possible.

Last ask Denny Hastert Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 04, 2015, 05:53:55 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on June 04, 2015, 01:41:32 AM
Surely if wrestlers were oiled they'd just slide off each other which would be no fun.

Last sporting chances Post

When did they actually stop that? In antiquity it was standard iirc.

Last although the slippery part was secondary Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 04, 2015, 04:40:10 PM
Watching some pictures it would seem that oil is no longer allowed, at least in Olympic matches.

Last incidentally, it seems that the IOC wanted to eliminate wrestling from the core disciplines on the Olympics Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 04, 2015, 05:26:01 PM
But women's wrestling only just made it into the Olympics.

Last smacks of discrimination Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 05, 2015, 06:00:28 AM
The whole thing is about core vs non-core sports, which in practice means that they can take it off the olympics at will or not.

Last make women's mud wrestling and it will sure get the required attendance for core sports Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 05, 2015, 08:10:00 AM
To the IOC core or non-core does not matter anymore. It's about marketability. And classic wrestling is seen as not lucrative enough by them.

Last tradition be damned unless it's mammonic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 06, 2015, 03:07:15 AM
Hence why mud fighting is a perfect candidate.

Last revealing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 06, 2015, 08:23:09 AM
Ah, but appearances of seriosity must be kept up too.

Last although true tradition would mean that athletes be naked as in antiquity Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 06, 2015, 08:19:49 PM
They should have different sports every time. That would be a real challenge for sportspeople to know what to train in.

Bring back skipping.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 07, 2015, 02:24:49 AM
If sports didn't require serious specialization that would be feasible.

Last pretty much like asking a violinist to play the bassoon at the same level Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 07, 2015, 08:59:43 AM
But it's the ideal, therefore the decathlon.

Last also on the cut list iirc Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 07, 2015, 11:30:31 AM
An ideal quickly shattered if you clock a triathlon athlete against an specialist in each category.

Last even worse with decathlon Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 07, 2015, 02:06:16 PM
That's why cheetahs are not allowed to enroll in the Olympics.

Last for that would be cheating Post

(http://zkmb.de/typo3temp/pics/499476999e.jpg)
http://zkmb.de/typo3temp/pics/499476999e.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 07, 2015, 06:46:57 PM
When I was young I believed Teddy Boys hung out in trees. I was always terrified one would jump on me.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 07, 2015, 11:58:06 PM
Being jumped is a terrifying experience.

Last quite unnerving Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 08, 2015, 02:40:33 AM
Unless it is your car being jump started. That's alright.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 08, 2015, 06:10:44 AM
Getting to the point of needing to be jump started is unnerving as well.

Last the relief only comes when the car turns on Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 08, 2015, 12:06:35 PM
Many get turned on by their car.

Last occasionally in NSFW ways Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 08, 2015, 07:31:15 PM
You recently watched The Counselor?

Last funny Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 08, 2015, 08:32:58 PM
Nope, I just remembered my first visit to a certain website of crustaceanish character.

Last one of those the internet is for Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 09, 2015, 06:25:16 AM
BTW and just to clarify, The Counselor while a very good movie isn't funny at all but the scene in question is very funny.

Last provided you like that kind of humor Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 09, 2015, 11:45:04 AM
I can process quite well some weird and diverse humor.
Imagine films of normal length completely in this style  :o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Uvt83YWWWY

Last still too many other films to watch first Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 11, 2015, 02:06:21 AM
Watching films stills is less demanding.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 11, 2015, 05:38:23 AM
Spell your demands!

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 12, 2015, 08:25:43 AM
Mellow greetings citizen. What seems to be your boggle?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 12, 2015, 03:45:55 PM
Probably something related to Google.

Last plex Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 12, 2015, 04:17:23 PM
Too much for perplexed yahoos

Last Gagool's gargoyle Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 14, 2015, 03:57:04 AM
Perplexed and multiplexed.

Last communications Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 15, 2015, 02:04:43 AM
Double-glazed certainly.

Last in my usual stupor Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 15, 2015, 05:11:52 AM
So, you got some extra icing?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 15, 2015, 04:49:03 PM
And dangerously hydrogenated?

Last killer donuts Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 15, 2015, 09:43:04 PM
Here are some rather cute killers (and some non lethal but irritating fellows)
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/uk/

(http://www.giantmicrobes.de/rm/images/dolls/large/flea.jpg)(http://www.giantmicrobes.de/rm/images/dolls/large/ulcer.jpg)
http://www.giantmicrobes.de/rm/images/dolls/large/flea.jpg http://www.giantmicrobes.de/rm/images/dolls/large/ulcer.jpg

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 15, 2015, 11:09:26 PM
That flea plush looks horrible.

Last and they have anthrax, black death, cholera, dengue, botulism and ebola! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 17, 2015, 02:01:11 AM
Aparently there's some new potentially lethal infection/virus killing people somewhere. I just caught a newsflash when I was not really listening. Of course, it could have been part of a film or an episode of Eastenders; I really wasn't concentrating.

Last don't breathe the air Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 17, 2015, 06:25:03 AM
And do not watch too many commersials  ;)

Last also avoid Kommersant and comedones Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 18, 2015, 06:27:36 PM
Is commercial with a S an intentional spelling?

Last in which country? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 18, 2015, 09:56:30 PM
No, it was a bad pun on MERS, the respiratory disease currently troubling Korea.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 18, 2015, 10:42:05 PM
Really bad as it wasn't clear at all.

Last mere Splanation on comMERSialism Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 20, 2015, 03:05:12 AM
Ah! Yes. MERS. I knew it was like Mars. We need to bar it from the UK.

Ok, There's a pun in there. Well not exactly a pun.


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 20, 2015, 09:07:01 AM
So I assume it is about the dreadful sticky* sweets not the bicycles (when I was a kid MARS seemed to be the only bicycle producing company)

*on the inside not the deceivingly harmless chocolate outside

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 21, 2015, 02:53:43 AM
Yes.

Nothing to say.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 21, 2015, 08:20:41 AM
Is it the stickiness or some other factor that makes you favor a ban?

Last do you favor the Browning BAR over the those browning bars? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 22, 2015, 02:31:26 AM
I use a toaster. mmmmmmmmmmmm toast.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 22, 2015, 05:17:51 AM
Mars bars in a toaster is not a good idea indeed.

Last a toast to Mars, dear comrades in arms Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 22, 2015, 05:19:21 PM
Travelers to Mars may eat mars bars.

Last or something similar Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 22, 2015, 07:06:21 PM
Well, better to suffocate quickly than to slowly die by radiation sickness and cancer, I presume.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 22, 2015, 11:51:44 PM
Space travelers must die of something.

Last or carve tunnels Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 23, 2015, 12:13:36 AM
I wonder if the bars on Mars have worms in them.

Last in the black Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 23, 2015, 08:15:45 PM
You'd expect the bars to have liquor.

Last what kind of establishment is this? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 24, 2015, 02:45:48 AM
I don't know the alcohol laws on Mars. Perhaps they have prohibition.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 24, 2015, 02:49:31 AM
It is prohibitive to drink with such thin atmosphere.

Last easy high Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 25, 2015, 02:48:02 AM
They are trying to make legal highs illegal here, but can't work out how to do it, because lots of things other than what we call "legal highs" are psychoactive.

I should think it would be even harder to bring in such a law on Mars without a Parliament to debate it.

Last Posr
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 25, 2015, 08:11:40 PM
How do you ban vaporized alcohol? Or vaporized caffeine?

Last I even have an idea for a formula Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 26, 2015, 01:18:37 AM
Does vapour actually exist..... don't they put colours in bits of air so we thnk we can see some?

Anyway, I thought vapours was something women got, often involving chaise longues.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 26, 2015, 05:51:53 AM
IIRC vapors were the result of wearing corsets to tightly.

Last another victorian invention like hysteria Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 27, 2015, 01:59:24 AM
Fortunately whaling went out of fashion and neurasthenia also.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 27, 2015, 09:29:43 AM
Some defy the trend both on whaling and fashion.

Last at least lotus feet are unlikely to make a major comeback Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 27, 2015, 09:40:22 PM
Fashion can do pretty much anything provided it doesn't use fur.

Last whalers should be served as sashimi Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 27, 2015, 09:52:42 PM
Or be fed more dolphin. The mercury should be effective enough.

Last in that sense those Japs are eating toxic waste despite their own catastrophic past experience Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 28, 2015, 10:54:29 PM
The concentrations aren't high enough.

Last bad news for tuna Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 29, 2015, 12:30:07 AM
If I concentrate very hard I can just about imagine a tuna.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 29, 2015, 05:13:37 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 28, 2015, 10:54:29 PM
The concentrations aren't high enough.

From what I read the dolphins catched by the Japanese have high enough mercury concentrations to be of actual health concern.
Significantly higher than in fish.

Last the same seems not to be true for dolphins in other parts of the world Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 29, 2015, 10:51:13 PM
Often have a tuna sandwich, but never had a dolphin one.

Last limited diet Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 30, 2015, 05:15:43 AM
Both are a wee bit big to put on a sandwich whole.

Last like pumpkins in cakes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 01, 2015, 09:20:29 PM
I can't eat tuna anymore, not only they're smarter than expected (they hunt cooperatively with dolphins, hence why dolphins are often caught with tuna) but most species are going extinct (and Japan has managed to keep them out of CITES).

Last and I saw a video of how they're fished and it isn't pretty at all Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on July 04, 2015, 03:43:25 PM
And then there is octopus sushi.  I mean, what's up with that?

Last tentacled Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 04, 2015, 07:58:35 PM
8-legged chicken are still in development hell.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 05, 2015, 02:50:59 AM
I prefer breasts.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on July 05, 2015, 07:22:50 AM
Ahem...so do I.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 05, 2015, 10:10:26 AM
Was that chickens or chicks that had no mammaries?

Last https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeH8yNd3mWM Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 05, 2015, 09:45:11 PM
Chickens are way smarter than what is accredited to them.

Last and silicone is a poor substitute for the real thing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 05, 2015, 09:52:11 PM
My practical experience is limited there but in general I am more an adherent of 'small is beautiful'.

Last Let the lady be tall but her assets rather small Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 05, 2015, 10:22:43 PM
I'm eclectic on the matter of size.

Last natural is beautiful and artificial better used for reconstructive purposes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 06, 2015, 02:14:55 AM
I have yet to come across a chicken with a prosthesis.

Last one can live in hope Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 06, 2015, 06:14:21 AM
That's because you haven't met Robot Chicken:
(http://i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/img/2014/08/22/robot-chicken.jpg)
http://i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/img/2014/08/22/robot-chicken.jpg

Last vicious Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 08, 2015, 02:29:46 AM
That looks like a fully grown male, not a chicken.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 08, 2015, 04:46:59 PM
Current fully grown males can barely stand due to their own weight.
(http://feedstuffsfoodlink.com/cdfm/Feeess50/author/428/broiler-size-changes-by-breed.jpg)
http://feedstuffsfoodlink.com/cdfm/Feeess50/author/428/broiler-size-changes-by-breed.jpg
Last :o Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 14, 2015, 04:07:45 AM
That's gross.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 14, 2015, 10:28:25 PM
That's why chicken is so cheap nowadays.

Last and inhumane Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on July 18, 2015, 12:23:58 AM
Chickens are inhumane? What do they do? Kill humans?

Last where did Swato go? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 18, 2015, 01:05:17 AM
The treatment of chickens is inhumane.

Last dunno, I believe he's busier now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 18, 2015, 08:12:01 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on July 18, 2015, 12:23:58 AM
Last where did Swato go? Post

Still around but with not much to say at the moment.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 18, 2015, 03:15:48 PM
It's not what you say.

Last say something!  ;) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 18, 2015, 04:17:32 PM
OK

Something

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Post by: Aphos on July 18, 2015, 06:29:30 PM
Well, at least that's something.

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Post by: Swatopluk on July 18, 2015, 07:14:09 PM
And out of nothing

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 19, 2015, 08:31:58 PM
Getting a bit theological?

Last or teleological? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 19, 2015, 10:38:40 PM
Jesus, Mark and Luke went into a bar.

Lastcomplete the joke Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 20, 2015, 01:38:38 AM
...and the three of them were already dead (and at very different decades)?

Last considering the timing of the sources Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 21, 2015, 06:22:36 PM
Jokes are never dated.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 21, 2015, 09:38:02 PM
Specially if anachronistic.

Last Kennedy's cellphone Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 22, 2015, 07:37:47 AM
Should one use jokes on a date?

Last and can they be yoked? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 24, 2015, 12:49:02 PM
Last do dates mix well with yolks? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 28, 2015, 08:08:08 PM
No idea. Dates  usually go with carbohydrate rich jelly not protein.

Last first I read vodka not yolk Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 28, 2015, 10:16:42 PM
Both are transparent.

Last the texture is a bit different though Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 29, 2015, 09:47:16 AM
Putting the contents of raw eggs into strong alcoholic drinks is not uncommon either.

Last but don't call it a nog Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 29, 2015, 10:29:25 AM
He wouldn't like it.
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/images/5/53/Nog_2374.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20121104004944&path-prefix=de)
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 29, 2015, 11:20:57 AM
I don't favor raw eggs or strong beverages either.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 29, 2015, 03:58:18 PM
I favor strong beverages.

Last specially the one made in the "evil slavic empire" of the east  ::) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 29, 2015, 07:19:24 PM
If sulphuric acid can go beyond 100%, why can't booze?
Yes, I know the answer but it's a bit techncial

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 29, 2015, 10:44:46 PM
Frankly at 70% alcohol should only be used as antiseptic.

Last in fact beyond that it isn't as effective in that role Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 30, 2015, 06:10:52 AM
Indeed. Many bacteria just turn into spores when coming into contact with pure alcohol and don't get killed.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 30, 2015, 02:36:11 PM
Last the sopor of the spores Post

:P
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 30, 2015, 03:56:03 PM
Last or nights of the golden spores Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 31, 2015, 05:12:27 PM
Hard to tell colors at those sizes.

Last stills Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on July 31, 2015, 08:30:32 PM
Raw eggs risk samonella these days. Was it around in medieval times or did people just drop dead for no reason?

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 02, 2015, 10:07:25 AM
Somewhere the 1000 year eggs must come from.

Last zombie eggs Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 02, 2015, 11:28:10 PM
Dragon eggs?

Last common fantasy plot Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 03, 2015, 04:40:08 AM
How about unicorn eggs? Harder to obtain but they could try IVF harvesting procedures.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 03, 2015, 08:44:29 AM
Do unicorns lay eggs?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 04, 2015, 09:10:14 AM
For what I read monotremes rarely exceed 1 mt in length, so unless someone confuses ( ::)) the largest echidna with an unicorn, I can't see how anyone could think they lay eggs.

Last unless we are talking about the IPU Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 04, 2015, 10:44:06 AM
Do we have any idea about unicorn reproduction? Are there males and females or do they do parthenogenesis?

Last that would explain their obsession with virgins Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 04, 2015, 08:57:05 PM
Perhaps one should remember they have a very specific body part sticking out of their foreheads............. might that be relevant?

Last just asking Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 04, 2015, 09:32:57 PM
That part is relevant only in off color jokes.

Last and has little to do with actual reproduction Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 08, 2015, 02:37:26 AM
Still, some stem cells might be useful.

Last not even an on colour joke Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 08, 2015, 05:18:04 AM
Unicorn stem cells?

Last talk about hard to find Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 08, 2015, 09:09:17 AM
There were prehistoric mammals that qualified as unicorns.
It is at least theoretically possible that one of them could be found with some DNA still intact.

Last but I doubt that it would have great appeal to the usual market Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 09, 2015, 10:56:05 AM
Do you mean Brooklyn Bridge buyers market here?

Last a rhino used to qualify as a unicorn Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 09, 2015, 08:51:05 PM
Pretty fat and dumpy unicorn. Still, probably no Unicorn Diets in those days.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 10, 2015, 05:06:16 PM
I was thinking of an animal similar to this one
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synthetoceras

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 10, 2015, 08:09:28 PM
In that sense a rhino is closer to a horse (perissodactyla) than a deer (artiodactyla).

Last even a narwhal is more related to a deer than a horse Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 10, 2015, 09:01:28 PM
Let's not even talk about whale heritage ;)

That unicorns are horned horses is by no means a uinversal belief. And imo knowledge of rhinos had no influence on the unicorn idea.
Caesar's description of unicorns (if the text is genuine and not added in th early middle ages) says that they look like deer and that the horn is forked at the tip (cyryptozoologists may speculate that synthetoceras or a relative was still around and that Caesar got the description of one of the last specimens).

Last or he simply fell for 'hunter Latin'* Post

*German: Jägerlatein = tall tales told by hunters, cf. Anglerlatein (same for fishermen) and Wolpertinger (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolpertinger)
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 11, 2015, 02:42:06 AM
If the species were found in the old world it would be plausible for someone to find a fossil and describe it, but considering that is a new world species, it sounds like old wives tales.

Last the alternatives are a) a poorly described deer or b) a mutated one Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 11, 2015, 07:49:16 AM
My first Latin teacher was of the opinion that Caesar fell for some Germanic hunters that made fun of him (again cf. Wolpertinger tales). My first Latin prof at the university believed that this chapter of the Bellum Gallicum was not by Caesar but added later by either a jokester or another gullible person in the early Middle Ages.

Last the kneeless elks and the way to catch them sounds like deliberate BS Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 12, 2015, 03:59:33 PM
It's called 'beautification'.

Last don't go calling it BS ;) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 12, 2015, 07:12:32 PM
Shit of diverse animals was a common ingredient in beauty products in the past.

Last and a mix of donkey shit and blueberry syrup was supposed to cure women from bicycling Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 12, 2015, 11:00:20 PM
It frequently is an ingredient in witchcraft.

Last why love potions don't work Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 15, 2015, 02:40:49 AM
number 9

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 15, 2015, 08:13:28 AM
What else do you expect when most perfumes contain a substance from a vampire deer as a main ingredient?

(http://jetzt.sueddeutsche.de/upl/images/user/ne/nelo/text/regular/684280.jpg)
http://jetzt.sueddeutsche.de/upl/images/user/ne/nelo/text/regular/684280.jpg

Last not to forget that mutated giant sheep falsely known as muskox Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 15, 2015, 05:10:52 PM
Last musky sheep? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 15, 2015, 05:13:03 PM
The muskox is not actually an ox (=bovine) but a close relative of sheep.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 15, 2015, 05:17:25 PM
I got that.

Last I was wondering about the smell Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 15, 2015, 06:36:09 PM
To my knowledge it is not musk but it must have smelled similar to the guy who named the beast such.

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Post by: Aphos on August 16, 2015, 05:09:52 PM
Last ox me no questions Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 16, 2015, 05:45:38 PM
Does that mean you're oxycontent?

Last or on a prescription drug Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 17, 2015, 06:20:12 PM
Auto-systemic opioids tend to work better.

Last and have less side effects Post
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Post by: Aphos on August 18, 2015, 03:03:01 AM
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 19, 2015, 12:34:35 AM
I'm tempted to toast to that.

Last :winebottle: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 19, 2015, 12:56:46 AM
Sorry, the dry cider was sold out in the shop, so I can't respond to the toast properly.

Last they were short on sweet cider too and I do not like the stuff anyway Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 19, 2015, 05:12:04 PM
Is there a reason to dislike alcoholic beverages?

Last or are you a closeted mormon? :mrgreen: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 19, 2015, 08:27:25 PM
I like the dry cider but not the sweet. Beer I simply do not like the taste of and wine gives me nothing I could not do without. Strong stuff is out of the question.
My digestive system is not fond of alcohol and I prefer a clear head.

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Post by: Aphos on August 19, 2015, 08:30:22 PM
Last give me a nice cognac Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 19, 2015, 11:11:22 PM
Why do you want a nac in your cog?

Last cog-nitive dissonac Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 19, 2015, 11:44:14 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 19, 2015, 08:27:25 PM
I like the dry cider but not the sweet.
Wait you drink dry alcoholic cider?  ;) :P

Last and I believe you drink tea instead of coffee... you closeted mormon Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 20, 2015, 12:11:00 AM
Is there any non-alcoholic cider?
And isn't tea forbidden for mormons too?

Last does rum chocolate count as hard stuff? Post

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 20, 2015, 06:32:26 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 20, 2015, 12:11:00 AM
Is there any non-alcoholic cider?
Yup, although I can't endorse it (never tried it).

Last and mormons drink herbal tea... :P Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 20, 2015, 08:06:22 AM
So, only tea that does not contain any part of the tea plant?

Last What about cafeeine-free artificial coffee? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 20, 2015, 02:06:19 PM
I know that decaf has less coffee than the real thing, and the point is not to use any psychoactive substance.

Last my guess is that it isn't officially endorsed by the CoLDS but your average mormon may drink decaf and/or decaffeinated coke/pepsi Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 20, 2015, 05:33:06 PM
Do they burn incense?

Last legal high for the pious Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 20, 2015, 06:48:47 PM
I'm not so sure about that. Not too long ago I had to sing in a latin mass and for some unhappy reason the incensory was on the side of the choir so we had to deal with the bloody fumes. Not particularly conducive to singing (we could feel a level of constriction in the airways), but no psychotropic effect I could discern whatsoever.

Last not that mary jane is so pleasant to smell either Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 20, 2015, 07:08:52 PM
They don't use the true stuff anymore. Too expensive, I presume

Last maybe even illegal Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 21, 2015, 03:53:35 AM
And what would be the hallucinogenic component?

Last apparently frankincense works as an antidepressant Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 21, 2015, 08:01:29 AM
The main suspect is incensole (https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incensol) whose products of decomposition seem to have the observed effect. There is also an (unproven) hypothesis that two other compounds combine to form a THC derivative or analogue when the stuff gets burned.

Last or the resin may simply get spiked secretly Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 21, 2015, 06:34:21 PM
But that comes from frankincense which is still used in the regular incense mix.

Last I didn't feel any high but it made us feel down while around... Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 21, 2015, 10:57:54 PM
Are you sure that no cheap substitute was used?

Last I have no personal experience with the stuff Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 22, 2015, 03:47:16 AM
I didn't buy, much less made the mix, but considering how formal the priest in that church is I would imagine its as close as whatever the Vatican recommends.

Last not a particularly liberal bunch Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 23, 2015, 09:53:28 AM
But in a time of tight budgets I would expect to only grant the true stuff to the high ranking places like (genuine) cathedrals in major cities and only for occasions where the bishop himself presides. :mrgreen:

Last there once were even two different grades of wafers for holy communion. Why waste the good stuff on the commoners? Post
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Post by: Aphos on August 23, 2015, 11:33:40 AM
Last serves the knaves right for getting in the way of their betters Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 25, 2015, 04:04:44 PM
Wafers should be large and be coated with dulce de leche (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oblea).

Last there would be more catholics (and diabetics) that way ;D Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 25, 2015, 06:15:34 PM
Interestingly the image on the wiki page is the (Czech) brand I consume on a semi-regular base.

Last I prefer/favor the chocolate filled variety Post
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Post by: Aphos on August 25, 2015, 10:40:59 PM
Last death by chocolate Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 26, 2015, 09:41:41 PM
Well, Thief of Time showed how that is done with style.

Last Spoon! Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 27, 2015, 05:32:44 AM
Last sweet death I can taste your embrace Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 27, 2015, 07:54:38 AM
Of course there is also a chocolate free sweet version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXlF9MCMeRI

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 28, 2015, 02:39:13 PM
I never took you for a religious man.

Last Bach is the alpha and the omega Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 28, 2015, 06:54:08 PM
I actually encountered that piece (in sung form) first in a video game (Fantasy General) and it took me some time to find out who wrote it.

Last I prefer it instrumental Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 29, 2015, 12:16:47 AM
Perhaps you have the same problem as me, I prefer to sing religious music in German or Latin than in English or Spanish, or to a lesser degree, French because the meaning becomes readily apparent to me.

Last I'd imagine you'd prefer it in Russian Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 29, 2015, 09:28:16 AM
Indeed (old Bulgarian will do too).
There I know that I could not stomach much of it, if I understood the texts.
I get a few standard words and phrases that don't bother me and thus can appreciate the music.

Last ignorance is strength Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 31, 2015, 03:10:28 PM
Now that I'm singing in a church, the hymns have become more and more absurdist to me. More so, I'm looking for the four part versions and I have to retouch the text always (copyright trickery by the editor of the booklets for the congregation), and they repeat themselves in their absurdity so much that I'm starting to see them as a collection of words without meaning.

Last defense mechanism Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 31, 2015, 03:51:20 PM
What about Difficile lectu?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Difficile_lectu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCTkOBye988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSkNz1-aX3M

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 31, 2015, 05:58:57 PM
I could probably pass it off a a legit canon at church.

Last and get fired if they figure it out Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 31, 2015, 06:20:20 PM
Some Russian (Stravinsky?) composed a work to the Latin psalms but because he did not know Latin the whole thing is said to be completely aurally undecipherable because he got the word stresses totally wrong.

There is also a Christian song by Manfred Siebald that does the same deliberately with a German text. The piece is called Kreuzworträtsel (cross word puzzle; pun intended I presume).

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PS: could not find a recording but here is the text in the sung and the proper form
http://www.die-apis.de/uploads/media/17.01.10_Kreuzwortraetsel.pdf
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Post by: Griffin NoName on August 31, 2015, 07:12:33 PM
Singing in the rain is easier.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 31, 2015, 07:25:15 PM
Provided one does not sing mouth upwards.

Last gargle Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 31, 2015, 09:39:33 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 31, 2015, 06:20:20 PM
Some Russian (Stravinsky?) composed a work to the Latin psalms but because he did not know Latin the whole thing is said to be completely aurally undecipherable because he got the word stresses totally wrong.
Prokofiev making fun of Stravinsky with Alexander Nevsky?

Last peregrinus expectavi pedes meos in cymbalis est Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 02, 2015, 04:27:18 AM
Stress is generally problematic. Breathing exercises can help.

Last and relaxation and meditation Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2015, 04:34:30 AM
Breathing in general is an advisable activity.

Last aerobics Post
pun intended
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 02, 2015, 07:18:21 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on September 02, 2015, 04:34:30 AM
Breathing in general is an advisable activity.

I have problems with this. For example, if I bend over I lose my breath. If I walk at a normal pace (which I can't really do anyway) I lose my breath; even walking slowly I lose my breath. In fact, altogether I just get breathless. I have had x-rays and nothing shows up so I think it is just tied into my tachycardia. I also suspect I don't get enough blood (oxygen) to the brain.

Last washed up Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 02, 2015, 08:11:08 PM
Is your apartment an hypobaric chamber?

Last altitude training Post
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Post by: Aphos on September 04, 2015, 05:54:15 AM
Last I need an airlock to go outside Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 04, 2015, 06:55:11 PM
Underwater or in space?

Last differential Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 05, 2015, 06:32:46 AM
How do space-travelling aquatic lifeforms deal with the problem?

Last Squids in sapce! Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 05, 2015, 05:19:34 PM
The problem is the same as with air, you'd need a waterlock and water filled spacesuits, although the pressure differential would be greater, therefore more sturdy materials and construction techniques would have to be used.*

Last the biggest problem from our primitive perspective is the cost of moving all that water to orbit Post

*not a bad thing at all considering that micrometeoroids can obliterate our fragile ships.
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 06, 2015, 09:19:00 AM
Actually, in zero gravity a liquid filled spacecraft would need less strong walls since water is in essence incompressible.

What would be needed is an expansion reservoir to cope with temperature changes.

Btw, something for the 'Easy Questions?' section: How do the contents of a container behave in zero gravity that is mostly filled with water but has maybe 10-15% air? If it is the other way around the liquid forms globules floating in the air but with 90% liquid that would not be possible. Does the liquid stick to the walls of the container or does the air form spherical bubbles? A few big ones or many very small?

Last as you said the main problem would be to get all the heavy liquid up there Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 06, 2015, 08:40:56 PM
Point your nose at the heavens and do a mighty big sneeze. What's the maximum distance it would travel?

Lasat that probably ought to be in Easy Questions too Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 06, 2015, 08:50:07 PM
Inside the atmosphere a 40° angle would be the optimum (absent that it would be 45°).

Last it would also depend on the consistency of the sneezed material Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 06, 2015, 10:39:30 PM
Absent of gravity it could go really far.

Last the last sneeze Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 07, 2015, 04:29:05 AM
But where can you find an open zero gravity environment with air?

Last the sneeze would end at the latest at the inside of your space suit's visor or the wall of the space station Post
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Post by: Aphos on September 07, 2015, 01:25:42 PM
Last ew Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 07, 2015, 04:12:33 PM
Neither ewes nor yews should be involved

Last and talking about Jewish sneezing could be controversial Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 07, 2015, 05:27:39 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on September 07, 2015, 04:29:05 AM
But where can you find an open zero gravity environment with air?

the sneeze would end at the latest at the inside of your space suit's visor or the wall of the space station
It would likely be a literal last exhale, the scenario would be a sneeze during a violent decompression on a non orbiting spaceship (for maximum distance), it could be an airlock failure or a midsize puncture on the hull of the ship.

Last and timed exactly so that it happens before the one sneezing being violently expelled himself Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 07, 2015, 05:53:16 PM
The sneeze would get accelerated by the decompression. A sneeze starts with a strong inhale, which would be impossible, if the decompression was already complete.
What would be required is a sneeze lock and/or a breathing apparatus covering only the mouth, so the sneezer could inhale through that and eject the sneeze through the nose.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 08, 2015, 04:58:24 AM
Careless sneezing must be banned.

LAst Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 08, 2015, 05:13:17 AM
Loose sneezes carry diseases

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Post by: Aphos on September 08, 2015, 11:29:30 AM
Last snot here Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 08, 2015, 04:16:58 PM
Last where is it, then? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 08, 2015, 07:03:36 PM
Visiting its niece, I guess.

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Post by: Aphos on September 09, 2015, 09:42:42 AM
Last that's nice Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 09, 2015, 03:57:36 PM
In Nice?

Last pretty and expensive Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 11, 2015, 01:35:53 AM
From Nice it is but a hop and skip into Italy, and if there is a street market there, one can buy an Italian umbrella.

Last although it might be made in China thus helping their GDP Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 13, 2015, 10:26:12 PM
Ahhh Italy... don't forget to try the gelato and the espresso.

Last loved it there Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 19, 2015, 04:49:11 AM
Aha! I had the LP for 2 days!!!

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 19, 2015, 05:56:54 AM
I had no proper answer to the previous claims, so I kept silent.

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Post by: Aphos on September 19, 2015, 12:43:16 PM
Last Silence is Golden Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 19, 2015, 01:01:24 PM
And the gold price is still going down

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Post by: Aphos on September 20, 2015, 01:22:12 PM
Last Buy! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 22, 2015, 03:09:42 PM
Last who are you buying? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on September 24, 2015, 03:29:54 AM
There's no such thing as a genuine answer to the previous post in the LP.

I suggest we buy some refugees thus giving them money to send to get their relatives here too on condition they don't use traffickers and don't cross the sea in dinghies.

Last but how to impose the rules? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 24, 2015, 03:30:12 PM
The least disgusting way to use the verb buy in regards to people is on a sports context (team A bought player X).

Last and even they complain that the percentage they make on the sale is too low Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 26, 2015, 06:36:23 PM
If one is Christian, one has to believe that Jesus bought our freedom from serfdom by paying all our debts in blood.
Just a few problems: HE is presumed to be identical with the seller and now claims to own us (or so many of his self-appointed servants tell us).

Last rather fishy, especially from someone allegedly able to walk on water Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 28, 2015, 04:38:51 AM
Don't believe in those cannibalistic cults!  ;) :mrgreen: :P

Last says the person who attends to 6 masses in 24 hours every weekend :o Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 28, 2015, 04:55:57 AM
Mass events tend to be popular.

Last except for hermits Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 28, 2015, 03:28:06 PM
Never seen Kermit in mass.

Last those atheistic muppets Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 28, 2015, 03:37:46 PM
But several attempts at a church wedding.

Last at least that service seems to be appreciated by them Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 28, 2015, 05:29:35 PM
But Miss Piggy and Kermit broke up famously a couple weeks ago!

Last haven't you heard the news? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 28, 2015, 06:15:43 PM
Whether he and his new girl pig are Catholics or not will be seen, if they manage to get the services again without having to bribe the cleric.

(http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091112052313/muppet/images/5/56/Botticelli.jpg)
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091112052313/muppet/images/5/56/Botticelli.jpg

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Post by: Griffin NoName on September 30, 2015, 02:50:07 AM
They may have to bribe the Swedish Chef if he is preparing the wedding breakfast.

Last is that the only use of "breakfast" to refer to a meal not taken soon after waking? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 30, 2015, 03:26:44 AM
Sure, regardless if they wake up at 2 PM.

Last even if everybody else calls it lunch Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 30, 2015, 04:58:12 AM
But why is is breaking fast? Is it low quality material?  ;)

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Post by: Aphos on October 01, 2015, 12:16:04 AM
Is is fast breaking?

Last news Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 01, 2015, 02:42:52 AM
Never trust the media.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 01, 2015, 08:08:07 AM
Are the extrema more reliable?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 01, 2015, 08:16:01 PM
The media is the extrema now.

Last the hard thing is to find moderate opinions Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 01, 2015, 09:25:22 PM
And that with so many moderators on screen

Last misnomer Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 02, 2015, 06:47:27 AM
Last whomever screams the loudest wins ::) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 02, 2015, 08:04:32 AM
We are all amplitudinarians now!

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 02, 2015, 05:37:52 PM
Frequency matters too!

Last both in pitch and how often Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 02, 2015, 08:00:22 PM
Hang on. Is there no hierarchy here? Surely we need to know who would press the button.

Last unlike Jeremy Corbyn Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 03, 2015, 10:30:12 AM
Buttons are to be sewed not pressed.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 04, 2015, 11:49:07 PM
Shirts are pressed.

Last and those doing it are oppressed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 05, 2015, 12:07:31 AM
The 1934 Dames seem to see that a little differently

http://www.tcm.com/mediaroom/video/1098242/Dames-Movie-Clip-The-Girl-At-The-Ironing-Board.html

Looks like the full length clip got deleted from youtube

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 05, 2015, 12:15:19 AM
The script writers I would say.

Last although having a job in the 30s was enough reason for jubilation Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 05, 2015, 12:46:48 AM
Not if you find you have to wear out the casting couch.

Last where did all those couches go? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 05, 2015, 07:48:41 AM
A lot of the casting couches are fake too.

Last these days that's a prawn subgenre Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 05, 2015, 06:16:46 PM
The couches seem solid and real.

Last fake living room? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 06, 2015, 05:44:22 PM
fake casting is lucrative but dangerous

Last miscast Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 06, 2015, 11:53:07 PM
There was a crime thriller on a while ago about Look-Alike Famous People Impersonators. They were fake.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 07, 2015, 01:51:24 AM
For prawn?

Last that would explain a lot Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 07, 2015, 08:06:28 PM
Prawn doesn't usually explain much.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 07, 2015, 08:09:26 PM
There's a lot of it disguised as explanatory stuff

Last in some countries that's the fig leaf Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 07, 2015, 10:16:48 PM
Some consider the difference between erotica and prawn the use of a serviceable plot.

Last in reality the plots are simply awful with very few exceptions Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 07, 2015, 10:34:56 PM
prawn with plot is for directors that want to go 'auteur'

Last and some arthaus guys came to that from the other direction Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 08, 2015, 03:42:12 PM
That would explain the chanting at premiers:

Last autheur! autheur!... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 08, 2015, 04:13:38 PM
Yeah, really out there these guys

Last up the creak, one might pun Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 08, 2015, 09:33:17 PM
What's better credible or incredible sex?

Last not using hyperbole here Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 09, 2015, 09:09:11 AM
Actual sex (within reasonable limits) would be much appreciated.

Last not involving money transfers Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 09, 2015, 03:45:44 PM
I was talking about movies...

Last actual (consensual) sex is always appreciated Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 09, 2015, 03:53:26 PM
Including or excluding tentacles?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 09, 2015, 04:03:40 PM
Do you find tentacle sex credible?

Last specially considering serrated suction cups (auch!) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 09, 2015, 04:29:36 PM
Aren't we supposed around here?  :mrgreen:

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 10, 2015, 09:09:15 AM
Mmm, no?

Last I don't doubt the existence of crazy people, it's just that it is really crazy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 10, 2015, 09:26:26 AM
You're offending our squids who find it quite normal  :mrgreen:

Last while we do boners without bones unlike proper vertebrates Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 10, 2015, 08:06:12 PM
Not sure where this conversation is heading, but I suspect it will involve measuring the squids tentacles.

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Post by: Swatopluk on October 10, 2015, 08:26:58 PM
Length is of no major importance there, I'd say.

Last or we would drown in colossal squids Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 11, 2015, 12:23:37 AM
(http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/005/cache/giant-squid_544_600x450.jpg)
http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/005/cache/giant-squid_544_600x450.jpg

As far as I know the Giant Squid does not go around killing people.

Of course, it may depend on the length of the tenticles relative to the body.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 11, 2015, 12:36:51 AM
Not enough encounters for that.

Last Humboldts OTOH... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 11, 2015, 08:25:37 AM
I thought we were talking about reproductive organ size.

Last is the appendage used for that now really called a tenticle?  ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 12, 2015, 07:30:16 PM
There are several, if not many, where coitus kills the male of the species. I have no information on which tenticles get used, or for what purpose. One can only guess.

LAst or ask David Attenborough Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 12, 2015, 08:13:41 PM
With bees the male appendage is stuck inside the queen and ripped off the drone's body in the end.
That kills the male but also prevents other males from copulation with the queen.

With octopuses (at least some) the female dies after her eggs hatch, other cephalopds don't wait as long.
Same with some spiders (mother becomes the first meal of her children).

Last now think of that in combination with human sex obsession Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 13, 2015, 09:42:40 PM
Are you suggesting that breast feeding is a form of cannibalism?

Last lasting meal Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 13, 2015, 10:01:05 PM
What do vegans think of breastfeeding? It's milk produced by a mammal!

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Post by: Griffin NoName on October 14, 2015, 02:14:47 AM
That should be in Easy Questions.

I just hope breastfeeding Mammas make sure their babies don't eat any meat for the next 6 hours.

Last Eating by Rules Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 14, 2015, 05:52:19 AM
At least not their mothers' meat  :mrgreen:

Last and vice versa Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 16, 2015, 05:34:03 PM
Mothers milk should be vegan, but vegans are too fanatic to admit it.

Last too far Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 16, 2015, 07:41:05 PM
Maybe vegan Vulcans woulld be less fanatical.

Last fundamental differences Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 16, 2015, 08:19:27 PM
Does Vulcan society allow breastfeeding?

Last a rather emotional act Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 17, 2015, 04:39:18 PM
It seems logical.

Last and vulcan females do have breasts ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 17, 2015, 05:01:23 PM
So do human women but still breastfeeding is a contentious issue.

Last often condemned by people that claim to be following logic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 17, 2015, 06:30:31 PM
Claiming one thing and actually having it are two very different things.

Last I would never trust the logic of someone that condemns breast feeding* Post

*unless we are talking about junkies or sick mothers that can transmit their illness to their babies that way.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 17, 2015, 07:08:40 PM
Heretic!

A common feature of baby saints is being ashamed of being breastfed

Last at least according to the hagiographers Post

PS: from the 18th century on the opposition seems to have come mainly from medical doctors
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 18, 2015, 11:07:24 PM
Again, coming from those whose logic is twisted in a pretzel to fit their misconceptions.

Last and pretensions Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 18, 2015, 11:25:46 PM
Saints by definition do not conveive, so misconceptions are out of question

Last saintliness is the best birth control Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 18, 2015, 11:33:27 PM
Dunno, perhaps Saint Francis, but other charming characters like Saint Augustine don't really make that cut.

Last very few Saint Francises Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 18, 2015, 11:51:25 PM
He failed (not being a saint yet) and as a result became a fanatic opponent of contraceptives.

Last and the kid died long before him without procreation Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 18, 2015, 11:58:47 PM
Who was the fanatic opponent of contraceptives?

Last Paul VI was the idiot against contraceptives Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 19, 2015, 12:23:17 AM
Who can one trust these days?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 19, 2015, 06:57:55 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 18, 2015, 11:58:47 PM
Who was the fanatic opponent of contraceptives?

St.Augustine.

Ironically, the method he unsuccessfully used and ranted against the most is now the only one allowed to Catholics.

Last I blame his mother Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 19, 2015, 05:41:16 PM
Quelle surprise, and he learned the method from all the ladies of the night he frequented?

Last ultimate hypocrite Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 19, 2015, 06:05:22 PM
He had a longterm relationship with a (to my knowledge) decent girl (the one he got pregnant). But his mother did not approve, sabotaged it and finally got him joining that disreputable sect, the Christians (he was gnostic before, another sect that did totally disapprove of procreation).

Last he then infected Christianity with the worst elements of his old faith and added some extra ones Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 19, 2015, 06:24:55 PM
Those are the kind of tales that make me think that Phillip Pullman is right about the whole thing.

Last those are some dark materials alright... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 20, 2015, 01:03:46 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on October 19, 2015, 06:57:55 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 18, 2015, 11:58:47 PM
Who was the fanatic opponent of contraceptives?

St.Augustine.

Ironically, the method he unsuccessfully used and ranted against the most is now the only one allowed to Catholics.

I didn't know Saints had sex.

In fact my ex-neighbour, a Jehova's Witness, told me it would all be ok in heaven as there is apparentlynone of that sex stuff.

Last permanently in bed but no sex Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 20, 2015, 11:10:21 AM
It's an old dispute (among Christian theologians), whether women get turned into men when going to heaven or both lose their genitals.

Last a precursor of the Muslim idea of paradise never got traction Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 20, 2015, 04:44:17 PM
That is one big discouragement for women in islam, do they go to heaven to be one of the 72 virgins for someone else, and to return to virginity after every try?

Last that sounds quite uncomfortable Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 20, 2015, 05:30:14 PM
Some think that this is actually a cruel joke played by Him on the faithful (men).  :mrgreen:

Last a manageable number of experienced girls would be preferred by the smarter guys Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 20, 2015, 07:38:59 PM
I prefer a good cup of coffee.

Lsst Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 20, 2015, 07:45:59 PM
made from hellroast beans?

Last two things can't be found at the Vatican, a true friend and good coffee Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 21, 2015, 03:27:09 AM
Considering how good espresso can be in Rome I have my doubts on the second one.

Last as for the first... :nervous: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 21, 2015, 04:54:43 AM
It is said that even popes have sneaked out of their state territory just to get a proper coffee.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 21, 2015, 05:09:23 PM
Before I tasted starbucks espresso I wouldn't have thought possible to mishandle a espresso machine.

Last it should be called starsucks Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 21, 2015, 08:32:07 PM
There's no reason not to be able to bump into a true friend - they might be visiting at the same time, although admittedly there is little room in the Sistine Chapel for a good selection of people.

Last not to mention the cistern chapel Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 22, 2015, 04:09:17 PM
A friend good enough to bring coffee every day?

Last costly Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 26, 2015, 07:11:59 AM
I drink tea anyway

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 26, 2015, 03:40:49 PM
Not that long ago tea was a luxury item.

Last English monopoly Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 26, 2015, 07:47:21 PM
Same true for coffee

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 27, 2015, 02:10:37 AM
Last good coffee still is Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 27, 2015, 10:59:33 PM
Who got the idea to process coffee beans by cat?

Last or iron by chicken Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 28, 2015, 06:52:09 PM
You are the chemist.

Last you tell me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 28, 2015, 06:57:36 PM
I understand what the chickens do with the iron but not what makes coffee better when digested by exotic cat.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 28, 2015, 07:10:32 PM
Heck, some people think vinyl sounds better than CDs, frankly hard to tell how.

Last in the end the analog process gives way to a series of molecules, perhaps equivalent of a higher bitrate but not obviously apparent Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 28, 2015, 07:23:24 PM
Depends on what one considers 'better'

Last perfection can sound pretty sterile Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 28, 2015, 10:29:25 PM
There is no such thing as perfection.

Last why the obsession with it? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 29, 2015, 04:19:13 AM
Hey, there! I am perfect. There is no one who is more me than me.

Lastlet's not quibble over the beholder Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 29, 2015, 05:12:10 AM
Do you have a pet beholder?

(http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/12359001/images/1286491777060.jpg)
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/12359001/images/1286491777060.jpg

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 29, 2015, 06:38:47 PM
What a cute little guy...

Last where did you find him? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 30, 2015, 02:44:27 PM
Got caught in or on the net, it seems.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 30, 2015, 03:11:20 PM
The Net captures many, many things...

Last and people Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 31, 2015, 10:10:39 AM
What about a ten ent net?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 02, 2015, 12:47:01 AM
It should be large.

Last but slow Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 02, 2015, 06:09:22 AM
Mending nets is probably slow.

last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 02, 2015, 04:56:53 PM
Making nets used to be a slow business.

Last but not that different from making clothes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 02, 2015, 06:01:29 PM
Let's face it: business has slowed right down.

Last so why am I over-spent? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 03, 2015, 03:45:16 AM
I was told not to get involved in other people's businesses...

Last :nervous: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 09, 2015, 09:03:55 AM
Involving oneself with a revolver will quickly lead to devolvement.

Last or de-wolf-ment Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 09, 2015, 04:15:08 PM
Dewolfment would take silver bullets.

Last don't you think? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 09, 2015, 09:33:04 PM
Fortunately, (except for the miners) silver and lead usually occur together.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 10, 2015, 03:57:35 PM
So that is the silver lining for those who have been shot?

Last traces Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 11, 2015, 05:07:19 AM
Should werewolves be buried in silver-lined coffins?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 11, 2015, 03:13:00 PM
Only if their relatives can afford it.

Last vampires OTOH should never be buried Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 12, 2015, 05:50:42 AM
They have to just get rid of their gold plated health insurance.

Last which neither vampires nor werewolves need* Post

*I assume that traditional vampires are voting consistently GOP while werewolves are split among all parties
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 12, 2015, 06:44:55 AM
I'd say that more than all vampires are GOPhers, all GOPhers are vampires.

Last blood suckers Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 12, 2015, 09:57:09 AM
Nope, you forget the Renfields and the zombies

Last minions Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 13, 2015, 03:51:48 PM
So basically GOPhers are the undead?

Last and the stupid, always the stupid Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 13, 2015, 07:21:11 PM
And some predatory hivers, I believe

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 14, 2015, 01:13:23 AM
Talking of bees............

Last stinging Post

rumours of my absence are greatly exaggerated
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 14, 2015, 08:44:27 AM
Getting serious for a moment, what's the bet that by this time the events in Paris have been already turned into Right Wing talking points against gun control, against French surrender monkeys and for a 'round up ALL Muslims instantly' actions?

Last and of course blaming it all on the n-word in the White House and Hitlery Roadkill Clinton Post

Edit: No need to bet
http://www.salon.com/2015/11/13/as_paris_carnage_unfolds_conservatives_lash_out_at_obama_immigrants_and_college_students/
And I completely forgot the Syrian refugee angle.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 15, 2015, 01:13:55 AM
Because a Death Metal concert is the perfect place for an armed public...

Last GOPhers are sooo predictable... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 15, 2015, 09:05:38 AM
And firearms are such a perfect tool to defuse suicide belts.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 15, 2015, 11:01:23 PM
In all fairness, the idea of being defenseless in a room with a crazy guy shooting an automatic weapon is far from comforting, but apart from being killed while shooting back (assuming that is actually possible) I don't see the actual advantage.

Last having trained armed personnel at large venues may make sense but that is impossible to manage for a small business like a restaurant Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 16, 2015, 12:32:28 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 14, 2015, 08:44:27 AM
http://www.salon.com/2015/11/13/as_paris_carnage_unfolds_conservatives_lash_out_at_obama_immigrants_and_college_students/

Indeed. And don't let us ignore the Jews. Matt Judge on the Twitter GOP thread "Muslims on track to exceed Jewish population in USA..." - does this means Jews are Ok now?

Quote from: Swatopluk on November 14, 2015, 08:44:27 AM
And I completely forgot the Syrian refugee angle.

That is one of the most disgustinng actions of this whole carnage.

Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 15, 2015, 11:01:23 PM
having trained armed personnel at large venues may make sense but that is impossible to manage for a small business like a restaurant

The Israelis manage it in Jerusalem.

Last can we all go home now? Post

Re. the French now bombing Syria, does that mean IS_horribilius were ok as long as they hurt no French people?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 16, 2015, 06:45:18 AM
From what I hear, one of the suicide bombers got detected by security and thus blew himself up outside the stadium.

Yet unanswered is the question, whether the attackers chose the Eagles of Death Metal deliberately as a target (apart from being American) or whether it was just a 'lucky' coincidence on their part given the ugly views of at minimum the band leader (openly racist and also beating the drum for the NRA).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 16, 2015, 05:20:47 PM
I doubt they considered the politics of the band.

Last Death Metal sounds ghastly enough and a clear view of the decadence of the west Post

Quote from: Griffin NoName on November 16, 2015, 12:32:28 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 15, 2015, 11:01:23 PM
having trained armed personnel at large venues may make sense but that is impossible to manage for a small business like a restaurant
The Israelis manage it in Jerusalem.
How do they do it (beyond preventing the entrance of as many Palestinians as possible to Israel)?

Quote from: Griffin NoName on November 16, 2015, 12:32:28 AM
Re. the French now bombing Syria, does that mean IS_horribilius were ok as long as they hurt no French people?
The French were already involved in the operation against IS and had their aircraft carrier on route to the gulf before the attacks happened:
https://www.rt.com/news/321873-france-aircraft-carrier-Syris/
Quote from: rt.com
France announced the deployment of its only aircraft carrier against Islamic State (IS, formerly ISIS/ISIL) on November 5.
..
The Charles de Gaulle has already been used against the IS militants in Iraq – in February and in April, 2015.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 16, 2015, 06:47:47 PM
The first calls for war with Iran have been heard.

No surprise that it is Huckabee calling who among other things likened the agreement to the holocaust.

I think I remember that logic. If US don't attack Saddam NOW, he'll give his nukes to his archenemy Bin Laden. Likewise Iran will give its nukes to ISIS unless US tear up the nuclear agreement and prepare for a first strike on Tehran.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 16, 2015, 10:46:27 PM
Is not like ISIS didn't just bombed Hezbollah in Lebanon this past week (with much less media attention despite the scale of the attack), much less than Iran is the responsible of Baghdad being out of the hands of ISIS...

Last Huckabee is not simply an idiot, an opportunist and a psychopath as well... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 19, 2015, 06:26:48 PM
Unfortunately that does not make him an exception in this cycle's circle of candidates.

Last Trump has named Cruz as his VP candidate Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 19, 2015, 08:52:49 PM
Not only Cruz but Christie as well.

Last it's starting to get worrisome Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 21, 2015, 04:17:17 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 16, 2015, 05:20:47 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on November 16, 2015, 12:32:28 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 15, 2015, 11:01:23 PM
having trained armed personnel at large venues may make sense but that is impossible to manage for a small business like a restaurant
The Israelis manage it in Jerusalem.
How do they do it (beyond preventing the entrance of as many Palestinians as possible to Israel)

Every few yards in the Old City they have armed soldiers sitting on walls. Easy. All you need is conscription.

Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 19, 2015, 08:52:49 PM
Not only Cruz but Christie as well.

Last it's starting to get worrisome Post

Certainly is. Our particular nightmare is David Cameron who is complaining about his own financial cuts.

Last foot in mouth Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 21, 2015, 04:18:00 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 16, 2015, 05:20:47 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on November 16, 2015, 12:32:28 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 15, 2015, 11:01:23 PM
having trained armed personnel at large venues may make sense but that is impossible to manage for a small business like a restaurant
The Israelis manage it in Jerusalem.
How do they do it (beyond preventing the entrance of as many Palestinians as possible to Israel)

Every few yards in the Old City they have armed soldiers sitting on walls, often in pairs. Easy. All you need is conscription.

Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 19, 2015, 08:52:49 PM
Not only Cruz but Christie as well.

Last it's starting to get worrisome Post

Certainly is. Our particular nightmare is David Cameron who is complaining about his own financial cuts.

Last own goal Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 21, 2015, 04:04:01 PM
Interesting double sub...  ;)

Last his own goal is to remove his foot in mouth? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 22, 2015, 04:35:13 PM
Have you ever wondered how the prime minister sleeps at night? (http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/nov/11/david-cameron-letter-cuts-oxfordshire)

Is sleeping with foot in mouth actually feasable?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 22, 2015, 05:58:56 PM
The bad sleep well, as the proverb says.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 22, 2015, 10:18:31 PM
...and die in their sleep.

Last at least the majority of them Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 22, 2015, 10:22:06 PM
From natural cause, I presume.

Last admittedly, slaying them in their sleep would be quite natural too Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 23, 2015, 05:48:04 AM
A quick search confirmed a few monsters like Stalin, Pol Pot (either natural death or suicide) and President of the Argentinian Junta Leopoldo Galtieri died of 'natural causes'. I'm sure there's plenty more.

Last other monsters like Dick Cheney & Co will follow in their footsteps Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 23, 2015, 07:00:41 AM
Stalin's death is disputed. Although there was no Jewish doctor plot, Beria (who spread the rumors that there was) claimed (according to Molotov) that he poisoned Stalin.
Would have been a wise move since the 2nd Great Terror was already being prepared and Beria knew that Stalin would likely get rid of him soon too (as happened to all predecessors except Dzershinsky, who died early enough to be spared).

Last did not buy him much time though, Khrushchev finished the job Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 23, 2015, 04:52:58 PM
It would've taken Beria a long time to finally do the job, don't you think?

Last good if he did, but why didn't he do it sooner? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 23, 2015, 09:09:03 PM
Beria was in the second most powerful position in the Soviet Union. There was no guarantee that he would be able to keep it should Stalin be replaced. He had only to act when he feared that his own liquidation was right around the corner. So it would have been a calculated risk.

Last the devil you know Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 24, 2015, 04:30:17 PM
In Soviet Russia everything is a calculated risk.

Last I still think he should've done it earlier Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 24, 2015, 04:54:16 PM
Like the Vienna academy of arts should have not rejected thy young Austrian from Braunau, the orthodox seminary should not have expelled the unruly young Georgian.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 24, 2015, 07:18:38 PM
He would've conquered Paris by selling his paintings in front of the Museé D'Orsay.

Last and most seminarians are unruly, which is why they play soccer in their breaks Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 25, 2015, 02:52:56 AM
FFS now there might be a war between Russia and Turkey..............

Last definitely not friendly fire Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 25, 2015, 04:38:34 AM
Turkey is in NATO (and not a new member).

Last Putin is a lot but not suicidal Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 25, 2015, 06:53:16 AM
The Russians were bombing turkish backed rebels, Turkey shot down a plane and the rebels a chopper. Russia may not go to war with Turkey but the rebels are definitively toast.

Last and I bet that if Turkey's planes go to the other side the Russians will not think twice to shoot them down Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 25, 2015, 05:50:15 PM
Insert tasteless joke about Turkey Shoot

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 25, 2015, 11:09:08 PM
Isn't America conducting its annual war on Turkey today?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 26, 2015, 06:25:03 AM
One would say they embrace with gusto.

Last or shall we say, delight Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 26, 2015, 10:03:09 AM
Turkish delight?

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Post by: Aggie on November 26, 2015, 04:30:44 PM
Don't eat that, you'll never come out of the closet.

Last I mean wardrobe Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 26, 2015, 08:41:14 PM
witch one?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 27, 2015, 03:53:30 PM
Not that xtian work of fiction again!

Last lions eat people and witches don't exist Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 27, 2015, 06:19:00 PM
That's what THEY want you to believe.

Last THEY also deny that the Brooklyn Bridge is for sale Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 27, 2015, 07:16:07 PM
Last US in the US Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 28, 2015, 10:34:01 AM
Why is it always about the Brooklyn bridge btw?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 28, 2015, 02:13:35 PM
Businessmen go to NY and the bridge was quite notable.

Last more business than in the St. Francisco bay area Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 29, 2015, 01:11:35 AM

Quote from: Aggie on November 25, 2015, 11:09:08 PM
Isn't America conducting its annual war on Turkey today?
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 26, 2015, 06:25:03 AM
One would say they embrace with gusto.


Not compared to Cameron if one believed the nonsense he was spouting yesterday.

http://www.lbc.co.uk/peter-hitchens-on-camerons-delusional-case-for-war--120456

(Hitchens can be fiercely right-wing or fiercely left-wing and one never knows which will  come out of his mouth).

Last one must examine one's conscience* aparently and if it says go to war, then go to war Post

*in this Cameron is aping Bliar. I am fascinated that one's conscience somehow exists outside one's mind and can present objective advice
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 29, 2015, 07:51:21 AM
Well, for Roman Catholics the conscience IS external (or was up to Vaticanum II).

Blair was a bit confused though, since while he claimed it for war, he was not (yet) actually a Catholic and the official Catholic conscience said 'no' anyway.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 30, 2015, 12:32:58 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on November 29, 2015, 01:11:35 AM
http://www.lbc.co.uk/peter-hitchens-on-camerons-delusional-case-for-war--120456

(Hitchens can be fiercely right-wing or fiercely left-wing and one never knows which will  come out of his mouth).
I'm afraid I generally agree with Hitchens and Russia on the Syria issue, it is transparent that what kept the country together was the murderous dictator and once removed chaos ensues as the clear cases in both Iraq and Libya.

Last one of those few cases where the murderous dictator is the lesser evil Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 02, 2015, 12:16:20 AM
I don't know about Russia as I haven't worked out what their real motives are and suspect nobody knows anyway. But I agree with Hitchens on the point in question. (I am always surprised when I agree with him as sometimes he it so totally horrible).

Cameron had me screaming at the TV again today by refering to "Corbyn and his terrorist-loving friends". Corbyn has made entirely sensible suggestions on how to move forwards on ?destroying? Isil with not a whiff of friending, just not bombiing. How does not agreeing with bombing make him a terrorist-lover? The trouble is so many here will believe wha Cameron says and he knows it. I would prosecute him for slander if I were Corbyn. Why don't parliamentarians ever do this?
They will vote tomorrow and we will then be in yet another stupid war.

Last where does the funding come from? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 03, 2015, 07:56:54 PM
The Russians have been consistent both with Libya and Syria although Russia had/has (military) interests in both countries. As for bombing ISIS, I do believe that they should be contained, followed by blue helmets keep the peace (like Bosnia), but a forceful, decided, and uninterested approach to the subject is impossible to reach in the current circumstances (and the current world).

Last the only thing I know is that leaving them alone will make things worse Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 04, 2015, 02:12:09 AM
Yep, now we are in with our pals and their aeroplanes. Apparently our bombs can distinguish if a person is Isil person so we will be extra useful in the arena.

Not suggesting leaving them alone. Just many things can be done without dropping bombs. Dropping bombs is pretty useless without troops on the ground and we defintely (hmmmmmmm mission creep) aren't doing that.

Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 03, 2015, 07:56:54 PM
I do believe that they should be contained.............

Then they could all be gassed and cremated :irony: and reach paradise or wherever it is they are so keen on going.  :irony:

I've no idea, but then I am not the goverment, and I did not vote for them.

Last Corbyn's brother Piers says Climate Change is a conspiracy* (tonight) so maybe we can focus on that instead Post


*not a new idea, but he had a nice graph to prove it
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 04, 2015, 03:42:51 PM
Bombardment is a tool that can be properly (or not) used, and I will grant you that it hasn't been exactly used in a rational manner (by no one), but then again the ones in charge have the pressure of doing something, and they do so, regardless if it really serves a purpose on the ground or not. They were easy to bomb when they took large convoys in their expansion, but once they're settled bombardment can only strategic (taking down artillery, SAMs, armories, etc) and assuming that the intel is correct. I also agree that there is no such thing as a clean bombing and that for every civilian that you kill that way, probably ten get radicalized.

Last if there are protests about bombing Syria can you imagine their size if it becomes boots on the ground? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 05, 2015, 03:01:30 AM
Yes, pretty big boots.

Last what if you were only allowed in the army if your feet measured more than size 10? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 05, 2015, 04:38:34 PM
Then foot binding (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foot_binding) would become fashionable again.

Last the lesser pain Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on December 11, 2015, 05:30:49 PM
The one thing I have against aerial strikes is that they are a blunt tool.  France is keen to retaliate for 130 civilian deaths, calling it an act of war, but how many Syrian civilians* will be killed as a result?

As usual for the West, death is a thing that happens to poor people, preferably in poor places, and it's a grave insult when it happens to Our People.

Last *if there are any left in the place Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 11, 2015, 10:15:38 PM
The wife and children of a fighter are still civilians regardless of their ideology, and civilians both refugees and not have been killed by all actors at this point.

There is no viable thoughtful approach in Syria (or Iraq or Lybia) at this point because the proper one involves way more resources than any actor is willing to spend, and as the UN is a toothless kitten no viable response can come from them either.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 14, 2015, 04:44:11 AM
Like the Israel/Palestine problem.

I was going to say it is always religion, but excepting Northern Ireland. At least, a deal was made there though it almost collapsed a couple of months ago.

Perhaps the UN could just ban religion.

I must say, the whole world agreeing to a policy on climate control is profoundly amazing, even if the agreement doesn't actually really constitute a policy as such. (I get the feeling that some people think it does).

Last we're all living in a yellow submarine Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 14, 2015, 07:46:03 AM
Unfortunately some ideologies manage to match religion in the atrocity and fanaticism department.
For many years the record holders for suicide car bombs were atheist Sri Lankans.
Muslims evened the score (barely iirc) only after several years of the Iraq disaster.

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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 15, 2015, 05:06:54 AM
I prefer even numbers to odd ones.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 15, 2015, 07:13:03 AM
Would be nice, if these guys just cancelled each other out, being even(ly matched).

Last witout collateral damage, preferably Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 15, 2015, 05:40:11 PM
That doesn't work that way, if that were the case they would force everybody else to take a side.

Last and religious cooks outnumber the others by a large margin Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 17, 2015, 02:38:55 AM
Life lived in the margins is so sad.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 17, 2015, 03:54:03 PM
What was that curse again?

Last may you live in interesting times? Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on December 18, 2015, 03:52:45 AM
I just had an interesting time. I watched, on TV, a programme where a bunch of 6 year olds create a  nativity play, practice, and then perform it. They all have microphones attached to their clothing so you can hear everything they say to each other. Priceless. But maybe the best was in the performance, the Angel comes on to tell Mary she is going to have a baby, so out comes a little chap with wings and declares "I am the Angel Nigel".

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 18, 2015, 04:11:04 PM
"...wink, wink"?

Last  :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 19, 2015, 10:56:25 AM
I thought it was Nijel the Destroyer
http://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/Nijel_the_Destroyer

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 20, 2015, 12:06:00 AM
That would give a complete new meaning to the nativity.

Last and to the sainthood of Joseph Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 20, 2015, 03:05:33 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 18, 2015, 04:11:04 PM
"...wink, wink"?

Actually it's amazing how six year olds play sex games. The girls, in particular one or two of them, were forever playing kiss chase and insisting they got a kiss on the lips; the boys were terrified and the girlls would have to force them onto their backs with the help of a bunch of other girls, and hold  them down to achieve their purpose.  ;D

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

And now we get Mother Theresa, patent saint of down in the gutters.

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 20, 2015, 09:34:00 AM
Now we must just scare the boys too that they are going to get pregnant from this. :devil2:

Last that's the kind of sex education Mother Theresa would have loved Post

PS: And now for something completely different(?)
The ideal Xmas present among/for religious RW nuts:
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/2015-right-wing-watch-war-christmas-gift-guide

And there is a kind of revival of ancient Mesopotamian faith in Iceland for quite rational reasons :mrgreen:
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/dec/08/new-icelandic-religion-sumerian-gods-tax-rebates-zuism
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 20, 2015, 08:55:50 PM
They should open a branch of the Eanna temple (with all the amenities).

Last :mrgreen: Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 20, 2015, 09:13:21 PM
These days Icelanders are all for equal opportunity (cf. the enthusiastic support of 'free the nipple'). They would have to establish a second temple for the girls to frequent.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 20, 2015, 09:57:03 PM
What's wrong with Jedi? That's what we declare on our census.

Last all religion is invented Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 20, 2015, 10:03:38 PM
That would be non-traditional.

Last and we have no definite statements on taxes from the Jedi Council Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 21, 2015, 06:42:29 PM
I'm sure you can arrange to fertilize some worshipers in a fertility temple...

Last ...by other worshipers Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 21, 2015, 09:36:56 PM
Doesn't worship belong on a warship?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 21, 2015, 09:50:20 PM
Warmongers certainly demand lots of worship.

Last but usually don't man the actual warships Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 21, 2015, 10:46:39 PM
Except for photo-ops of course

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 22, 2015, 01:22:29 AM
Sadly it works.

Last >:( Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 23, 2015, 02:31:49 AM
How about Whoremongers? Where do they fit in?

Last innocent Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 23, 2015, 08:22:34 AM
Currently it's more about the manger than the mongers.

Last leave the minge for another day Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 25, 2015, 01:31:58 AM
A joke I saw on FB - see attached.

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Post by: Swatopluk on December 25, 2015, 08:46:31 AM
Why not Luther and his friends playing Knights of the Round Table?
(He is the one talking to the cupbearer to the right still in disguise as the knight Junker Jörg)

(http://www.bildergipfel.de/images/Q/ART7032/lucas-cranach-d-a-das-letzte-abendmahl-um-1539.jpg)
http://www.bildergipfel.de/images/Q/ART7032/lucas-cranach-d-a-das-letzte-abendmahl-um-1539.jpg

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 25, 2015, 11:46:17 PM
Knights of the Round Table?

Last looks more like a Last Supper to me Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 26, 2015, 07:32:22 AM
Someone not getting a (lame) joke?

You probably also do not believe that these are photos of the real event.

(http://media.mutualart.com/Images/2011_01/26/0042/1111290/129405174628419181_fe2b997c-6b70-41b3-b37c-9447cdda0906_317226.Jpeg)
http://media.mutualart.com/Images/2011_01/26/0042/1111290/129405174628419181_fe2b997c-6b70-41b3-b37c-9447cdda0906_317226.Jpeg

By now time and water have damaged them a bit though
(https://fraenkelgallery.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/HS.1588-Detail-386x420.jpg)
https://fraenkelgallery.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/HS.1588-Detail-386x420.jpg

Last yes, those are photographies not paintings Post
of waxworks though
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 27, 2015, 07:41:01 PM
I literally would have to see an actual photograph of the actual event to believe it happened for real.

Last lots of fiction very little fact Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 28, 2015, 03:19:52 AM
There is a very similar photograph of a real fairy. Can't locate it at present: too tired.


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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 28, 2015, 07:40:33 AM
There were calls to ban photographs as evidence only a few years after they got invented because of the easy means of manipulation.

Last and already in 1911 the movie genre of Western was declared dead because all possible plots and chliches were exhausted and repeated ad nauseam Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 28, 2015, 06:57:03 PM
Digital manipulation can do wonders nowadays.

Last still it is possible to tell what is real and what has been retouched Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 28, 2015, 08:35:33 PM
I once merged two pictures together and placed me in the middle as the photographer (I am certain instructed so) hadleft me out. You can tell as at the merge point a man has one shoulder a lot bigger than the other. Otherwise it is perfect.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 28, 2015, 09:05:45 PM
Last Ah...Photoshop Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 28, 2015, 10:15:28 PM
There are numerous photoshop fail of the year competitions, espcially now that the year is coming to its end.

Last In camera tricks tend to be both cheaper and better than manipulation afterwards Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 29, 2015, 05:59:20 AM
Last but what about the successes? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 29, 2015, 08:07:19 AM
Many a historian has been fooled by the photographies of the Bolsheviks storming the Winter Palace (my school history book had the most famous one too).
They were not from the actual event but from Eisenstein's reenactment for the propaganda film October.

Last mission accomplished Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 29, 2015, 06:43:43 PM
Last how do you separate history from myth? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 29, 2015, 07:56:46 PM
Last there is a very strong overlap Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 30, 2015, 02:41:43 AM
Are you sure?

Last I suspect more myth passes for history than the other way around Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 30, 2015, 10:07:14 AM
For some people it is their main business to spread myths as history while declaring the actual history to be mainly myths (as opposed to the myths they sell of course).

Last (close to) zero sum game Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on December 30, 2015, 11:35:47 AM
Of course, there is history combined with myth too.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 30, 2015, 02:11:36 PM
The Japanese emperors are still officially direct descendants of the sun goddess Amaterasu.

Last while most other monarchs at best claim to be appointed by a divine entity not to have blood relations Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 30, 2015, 04:59:49 PM
To claim a blood relation is heresy.

Last the plausible part of the DaVinci Code sends his descendants into obscurity Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 30, 2015, 11:10:55 PM
That may be true for the monotheist religions.

Last the mere idea of heresy does not really fit the polytheistic ones
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 31, 2015, 02:26:12 AM
I'm sure the temple priests would try.

Last fickle market Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 31, 2015, 02:08:28 PM
Is there a heterodox sect of Offlerians?

Last holy caiman Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 31, 2015, 07:03:54 PM
I thought they were by definition heterodox.

Last except for broccoli Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 31, 2015, 09:26:22 PM
Don't confuse orthodox and orthodont.

Last although grinding of teeth is usually involved in any case Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 01, 2016, 02:37:21 AM
Do the forefathers of religion have problems with their teeth?

Last you can buy some mouthguards now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 01, 2016, 10:47:27 AM
And verily shall he bellow forth the ten sacred names of the forbidden dawn ...
I tell a lie ... the NINE sacred names of the forbidden dawn!

Then shall he stride forth, and many shall be the number of his stridings.
Full across the Disc shall he stride.
And those who gaze upon him shall say, "Look -- it is Offler, and he strideth!"
From this day forth, ask theyselves, sinners! Ask!
"Offler strideth, but does he stride for me?"

Or will you too be cast aside into the great big nasty pit, where there shall be a wailing and a gnash of teeth ...
and if you haven't got teeth then teeth will be provided, oh yes indeed.

Black! Black shall be the blood upon his hands!
And large! Large great piercing things shall be upon his head!
And he shall pierceth them who holdeth his name in vain.
"Lo -- we are pierceth," they shall cry. "Ouch! That really hurt!"
Yet it shall avail them nothing, for the piercings shall be many!

Ooooh woe to thee, the pierc-ed!
Woe to thee who turn from Offler!
Woe to those whose unmentionable areas shall feel the prod of those nasty, pointed horns!

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 01, 2016, 07:08:27 PM
Could it be that Greek ascetics had no teeth hence no gnashing thereof?

Last seems like a poor oral hygiene thing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 01, 2016, 10:25:57 PM
Even those usually had slaves whose teeth could be used if one's own were worn.

Last indeed slave teeth* were the most common dentures of antiquity Post

*probably not volontarily given
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 01, 2016, 10:56:46 PM
Was that the excuse for the beatings?

Last punch Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 05, 2016, 01:24:25 AM
My granddaughter in Sydney said she went to see Father Christmas (well, we are discussing religions) but that he was only a pretend one and she had written to the real one when Daddy was doing something or other (memory fails me) and do I know what (big huge pupils, probably on smack) the REAL Father Christmas wrote back thanking her for writing to him, look, look, showing me the evidence.

Last Oh to be six again, before everything started going wrong Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 05, 2016, 09:14:33 PM
What was that line in Hogfather again?

Last to believe in the small lies so that later they can believe in the big ones? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 09, 2016, 02:22:58 AM
Or denying the evidence of their own eyes (like writing shown to me clearly in my son's handwriting).

Last What does F.Christmas do for the rest of the year? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 09, 2016, 08:05:02 AM
The same as the fireworks industry: producing all the stuff for the one day.

Last He is also probably associated with Mr. Easter Bunny Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 10, 2016, 10:03:51 PM
Do you think they have raves?

Last hopping,bopping along, all day long Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 11, 2016, 07:07:19 AM
No, they have chickens. (I first read that as ravens)

Last unless the bunny is laying the eggs which would be rather gay Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 11, 2016, 05:21:43 PM
Chocolate chickens?

Last that would be odd Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 13, 2016, 04:13:28 AM
Chickens would melt in your hands.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 13, 2016, 05:19:55 PM
Global warming again?

Last deep winter Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 14, 2016, 01:34:36 AM
Deepcut was where soldiers died.

Last http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/sep/10/soldier-who-died-in-deepcut-barracks-exhumed-and-reburied Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 15, 2016, 05:26:37 PM
Fortunately most of my cuts are with paper.

Last only four dead? you Brits are too careful...  ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 17, 2016, 07:14:40 PM
Guilty as charged.

Lastproviding you pay me enough Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 17, 2016, 08:36:27 PM
What voltage?

Last high tension Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 18, 2016, 01:09:38 AM
Maximum pain or maximum damage?

Last high amperage Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 18, 2016, 01:16:40 AM
Let's go for broke and have both.

Last wait a minute, that's very clever Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 19, 2016, 12:05:46 AM
I'd suspect a low frequency AC at high amperage and not too high voltage would do the trick.

Last who goes in the chair first? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 20, 2016, 04:33:25 AM
The loons are calling
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/blaine-cooper-oregon-battle-trumpets

Last will the sound reach Israel? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 20, 2016, 07:44:06 AM
I got a bit of a giggle out of the fact that the loons in question are being referred to as Y'all Qaeda and Vanilla ISIS.

Last barely following it otherwise...  heard about it by word of mouth Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 20, 2016, 05:15:53 PM
I knew about people sending them dildos, I guess the ram horns were in the box as well.

Last see here (http://gawker.com/angry-militia-leader-stop-mailing-us-dildos-1752580458) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 21, 2016, 12:23:16 AM
They may be rams' horns, but they are not the same shape as ones used as shofars in synagogue.

Last attention to detail Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 21, 2016, 01:48:03 AM
Do you expect criminals to be attentive?

Last much less consistent? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 21, 2016, 08:33:27 PM
Yes, if they want to be taken seriously.

Last even highwaymen had standards Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 21, 2016, 09:04:19 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on January 21, 2016, 08:33:27 PM
Last even highwaymen had standards Post

Pretty unlikely. How could they wave with the customary two pistols while carrying a standard?

Last or did they wear it in samurai fashion (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sashimono)? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 22, 2016, 07:33:23 PM
Last they must have done Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 22, 2016, 09:14:00 PM
Might also explain why they stayed on the highway.

Last in the wood the pole would too easily get stuck or worse Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 24, 2016, 10:10:23 PM
Last more than meets the eye Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 25, 2016, 05:50:16 AM
One should avoid something meeting they eye, especially when riding at high speed through woodland.

Last be it splinter or beam Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 25, 2016, 06:04:33 PM
In such case they would transform, no?

Last more than meets the eye Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 25, 2016, 07:39:44 PM
The eyes have it.

Last The British Parliament so often votes the wrong way Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 25, 2016, 11:03:44 PM
All parliaments often vote the wrong way.

Last and always have Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 30, 2016, 02:03:59 AM
It's a strange phenomena. The House of unelected Lords does much better. Here (http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/oct/27/tax-credit-cuts-lords-could-not-stomach-osborne). And Here (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/esa-wrag-disability-benefit-30-cut-house-of-lords-peers-government-defeated-vote-a6838581.html). (2 days ago). Not at all sure I want it converted to an elected chamber.

Lastsometimes the opposite to rational is the answer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 30, 2016, 02:58:31 AM
The status quo is good at times...

Last if the alternative is worse Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on January 31, 2016, 03:46:02 AM
At present there are more Labour than Tories there. Despite an influx of Cameron cronies.

Last make hay while the sun shines Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 02, 2016, 01:43:07 PM
Your British devils don't scare me.

Last Ted Cruz & Donald Trump do Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 02, 2016, 05:38:21 PM
Slime mould and howler monkey (not to forget the boyscout robot, beta version).

Last and the howler monkey's head opossum Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 03, 2016, 02:35:16 PM
Boyscout robot seems to be on the up.

Last lesser evil Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 03, 2016, 03:18:53 PM
In a purely relative sense.

Last and unless he gets second in the next state and first in the one after that, he's toast Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 03, 2016, 07:59:48 PM
What's the worse that could happen?

Last is not like the last time they invaded a country with false pretenses and ruined de lives of millions plus broke the treasury in the process Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 03, 2016, 08:47:33 PM
Cruz could grow a moustache for example.

Last and Rubios talking point capacity could get updated Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 05, 2016, 03:29:56 PM
Rubio may be opportunistic but Cruz is outright diabolical.

Last I wouldn't vote for Rubio at any cost but from the 3 likely candidates is the less scary Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 05, 2016, 06:33:20 PM
Pneumonia is preferable to pneumothorax and pneunomic plague.

Last no penumatic girl on the list Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 05, 2016, 08:39:18 PM
The Daily Show compared Trump & Cruz to a blood cloth that can kill you at any moment and bone cancer.

Last at the end they said they preferred to perish before any of them got power Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 05, 2016, 08:54:09 PM
lead, mercury and arsenic

Last the first is sweet and makes you dumb, the second gives you the shits and the last lets you vomit. In the end all of them kill. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 05, 2016, 11:07:37 PM
The problem is it is a world wide problem these days. No longer confined to country of origin. Not that I'd vote anyway if they were the option. Not even least worst.

Last keep it in the family Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 06, 2016, 08:45:16 AM
Same with mercury. Spilled anywhere it takes about half a year to distribute worldwide through the atmosphere.

Last lead stays local Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 08, 2016, 03:35:53 PM
The closest thing resembling a human being in the GOPher primary is Kasich who as governor was considered 'a jerk', 'unpleasant' and 'cranky'.

Last the least bad of them is a good as having pneumonia Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 08, 2016, 04:19:56 PM
Sometimes one has to put up with the mere punch clock villain
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PunchClockVillain

Last while Cruz is more of a punch face villain Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 08, 2016, 07:18:31 PM
Jeb Bush sometimes looks like one of those.

Last but definitively not lovable Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 08, 2016, 07:22:26 PM
More like the kid of the archetypal female villain supposed to take over the family business and failing because he is not cut out for it.

Last and Barbara fits the evil matriarch role to the T Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 08, 2016, 07:52:55 PM
I  have an ancient wooden room thermometer (http://www.agriframes.co.uk/wood-thermometer.html?gclid=CMbFnNr36MoCFUHkwgod-KYKvQ) by my bed, filled with mercury. It is useful to tell how many blankets I need. Anyway, it only goes up to 130 F. (they did not have celcius in those days) so I am often concerned it will burst with dire consequences for the surrounding areas.

Last life is full of worries Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 08, 2016, 08:27:28 PM
As a kid I blew a clinical thermometer up with a hairdryer.

Last maybe I can blame some character flaws on that Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 09, 2016, 07:05:45 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on February 08, 2016, 07:52:55 PM
I am often concerned it will burst with dire consequences for the surrounding areas.
What are you burning in your room to fear a temperature above 130F???

Last midnight oil Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 11, 2016, 07:51:16 PM
It's when they say on the BBC that it's near 50C in some middle eastern country or other (happened a lot in Iraq war when they seemed obsessed with temperature), that my mind starts playing up. After all, there is nothing to actually prove that on a nano level I am here not there. Or quantum.

I don't usually burn anything in my bedroom. But I might need to one day.

Last too many gaps in our knowledge Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 12, 2016, 02:26:48 PM
To reach that room temperature you would have to be burning the room...

Last please don't immolate yourself! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 13, 2016, 11:18:43 PM
US Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia died aged 79 (of natural causes as it seems).
The crocodiles are crying.
Sorry, no 'de mortuis nil nisi bene' from me.

Last would shyster or pettifogger be the better epitheton? Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 14, 2016, 08:00:26 PM
They had a pic of him with scarce greasy lanks of hair hanging off a fairly bald head on TV; it was frightening. One might be suspicious why they chose that particular picture: the BBC are supposed to be impartial, but never are.

Last I have no plans to burn my room, but someone else may do Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 14, 2016, 08:18:47 PM
Are you a widow yet or have some recent conversion to radical Hinduism in the closer family?

Last or did some dyslexic relative of yours find some Satie CDs in your collection? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 16, 2016, 08:47:17 PM
No, but I have just been sarcastic about my son not Skyping me which made him angry.

Last a month not seeing a just two year old means whole acres of development missed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 16, 2016, 09:46:08 PM
Don't confuse the firewire with the fuse

Last and don't take burning CDs literally Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 19, 2016, 03:19:05 PM
Burn baby, burn!

Last :D Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 19, 2016, 05:32:34 PM
In the past records were cut, today discs get burned.

Last torturous way of extracting sound Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 19, 2016, 09:33:45 PM
Before they used a needle.

Last now they use a laser Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 19, 2016, 10:10:15 PM
These days torture must not leave visible traces.

Last and music is used too Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 20, 2016, 06:08:37 PM
If things keep devolving it will go back to public entertainment.

Last guess who would bring waterboarding and worse >:( Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 20, 2016, 06:28:39 PM
It was the elites that removed that from the public eye because it caused public unrest and unruly behaviour. Public executions were seen as undignified spectacles more likely to incite than deter antisocial and criminal behaviour. They had no need to pander to the unwashed masses.
These days it has become necessary again but bread and circuses cost money (and spread the spirit of dependency among the riffraff).
Public torture (and executions) for paying audiences could therefore be the way to go.

Last maybe even with interactive elements Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 21, 2016, 09:44:11 AM
Last what a disgusting idea Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 21, 2016, 11:28:04 AM
That's a feature not a bug.

Last it's a bust without disgust Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 22, 2016, 12:56:10 AM
George Carlin had in one of his routines showing capital punishment on Pay-Per-View.

Last in the same vein as J.Swift and eating Irish babies Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 22, 2016, 07:26:57 AM
Once the babies are born GOPsters don't care anymore.

Last But don't serve fetus pie Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 23, 2016, 10:17:30 PM
I suppose there are two arguments the prolifers/repugs can use to be adamant against abortion, against contraception and against a safety net for the newly born: their stated importance of social (moral) cohesion, and the calvinist idea that everyone gets what he or she deserves by divine law.

Last not my morals Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 23, 2016, 10:28:05 PM
Even Calvin himself would be appalled of modern vulgar calvinism.

Last and would have torched the spreaders of the prosperity gospel Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 23, 2016, 10:32:16 PM
There's plenty of closet Calvinists in the Catholic ranks.

Last and I'm not so sure about what would appalled Calvin more in this day and age Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 23, 2016, 10:40:00 PM
At least we can say that the idea of 'the rich are blessed by G#d' was an interpretation of his ideas he did not approve of (iirc he wrote explicitly that this was not what he had meant when it became the most popular 'calvinist' idea).

Last otherwise I am not a big fan of the guy and find Zwingli much more appealing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 24, 2016, 05:02:12 PM
I'm more concerned with the poor being punished by god.

Last for the rest you can find camels and needles Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 24, 2016, 05:15:13 PM
Would you prefer the camels and needles used on the poor?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 24, 2016, 07:20:33 PM
I believe stomping was done with horses.

Last and needles are used for the poor and rich alike Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 25, 2016, 07:35:33 AM
But camels have a nastier bite.

Last and don't underestimate their kicks Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 25, 2016, 04:25:29 PM
I don't but I've never heard about executions by camel.

Last and with the cigarettes it would take too long Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 25, 2016, 04:41:34 PM
Well, how many people know that ostriches kill far more people than lions? (grammar clarification: this is not about ostriches killing lions).

Last probably because it's so embarassing while getting eaten by a lion is seen as tragic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 25, 2016, 05:17:07 PM
Are you suggesting that death by camel is utterly embarrassing?

Last worse would be death by geese, and that I can see happening Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 25, 2016, 05:39:09 PM
Death by geese has been used in the past.

Last they can get quite nasty Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 26, 2016, 06:56:29 PM
Well, there are cases of death by parrot.

Last specifically sheep killed by keas in NZ Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 27, 2016, 12:28:50 AM
Most people are only used to verbal abuse by parrots.

Last Is one legally responsible for insults made by one's parrot? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 27, 2016, 01:50:30 AM
Provided one does not keep said parrot entirely within one's own four walls, then they may pick up any words anywhere from anyone, so I can't see how one would be liable.

Lastor do you make your parrot sign the rules book Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 27, 2016, 08:18:38 AM
Well, parents are responsible for their young kids' actions.

Last and doesn't it take some time and repetitions for parrots to learn specific phrases? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 27, 2016, 02:09:49 PM
With some parrots foul language is the least of the potential problems.

Last sticks and stones may crash my bones, but a big parrot's beak can disfigure your face Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 28, 2016, 12:59:02 AM
How can you compare kids to parrots? It's like when I complained to my neighbour about the massive dog that has moved in downstairs that I was/am absolutely terrified of big dogs, and she told me that was equivalent to her dislike of children.

Last do children bite chunks out of one's leg?Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 28, 2016, 07:09:35 AM
They can push you down stairs, run into you with diverse wheeled contraptions at high speed, set the house on fire (or blow it up playing around with the gas lines*)...

Last and they often are on the other end of the big bad dog's leash Post

*happened over here a few years ago
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 28, 2016, 09:23:18 PM
As for comparing kids to parrots, it is estimated that an African Grey has the abstract reasoning of a 5 year old kid and the emotional intelligence of a 3 year old (plus the ability of contextual speech).

Last I wouldn't be surprised if Keas go a bit further than that Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on February 29, 2016, 03:42:37 AM
My five year old granddaughter does reasoning. She asked what I do online. I said that I talk to people who have problems (eg. my counselling). I asked her could she think of any problems they might have. She thought for a long pause, and then said - not having enough money.

Last Capitalism is just a matter of conditioning the babies Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 29, 2016, 07:11:02 AM
Do baby conditioners come in bottles too?

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 29, 2016, 11:19:40 PM
Only for their hair.

Last trainers OTOH... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 02, 2016, 12:44:02 AM
How much faster could you run in conditioned trainers?

Last mild foot fetish perhaps Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 02, 2016, 03:43:12 PM
I'm sure the comfort of conditioned trainers and the lower resistance can give an edge.

Last why do you resist? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin NoName on March 02, 2016, 09:34:46 PM
Peaceful resistance is useless.

Last why do you need an edge? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Bluenose on March 03, 2016, 11:22:51 AM
Last testing the forum functionality post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 03, 2016, 02:50:28 PM
Last pray that this isn't the actual Last Post
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Post by: Griffin NoName on March 03, 2016, 05:39:38 PM
Not yet.

I am working on it. I only have partial access and now need full access (from MB). I think it will be quite easy to sort out when I am given full access.

Because he doesn't use it, he can't see why it is so important to us so I haven't yet been given full access.

The first thing I want to do is export the data. There's nothing wrong with that. We can take it elsewhere and upgrade. But I can't do this at present because the web host has changed access stuff.

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Post by: Aggie on March 04, 2016, 03:04:43 AM
I blame Swato's absence, for destabilizing the

Last Post

thread. ;)
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 23, 2016, 12:32:58 AM
5 months?

Last unacceptable! Post
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Post by: ivor on August 25, 2016, 08:09:26 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 23, 2016, 12:32:58 AM
5 months?

Last unacceptable! Post

You wanna do the works? Next time?

Last obstacles Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 26, 2016, 04:42:58 PM
Oh! Nonono, I meant 5 months with the

Last Post

It's awesome that you managed to revive it!
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 27, 2016, 12:23:14 AM
The cleaning staff will have a lot to do to get the shop runing properly again.

Last Post hoping that post is not lost
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 27, 2016, 11:16:02 AM
Something may be lost, but this is the

Last :P Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 27, 2016, 03:06:22 PM
Until a new one is found replacing the previous Last Post
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Post by: Griffin on August 27, 2016, 11:02:57 PM
Many images lost, the ones stored in directories not the database. A few, but very few, posts will have been lost as posted after my taking the last dump.

But this is not the Last Dump
it is the
Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 28, 2016, 11:15:26 AM
What was lost in the past has now been found in the

Last ;D Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 28, 2016, 03:32:04 PM
Does it affect all attachments or just images?

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 29, 2016, 12:41:07 AM
If the images where placed using the img tag they should work.

Last the attachments shouldn't Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 29, 2016, 06:06:40 PM
A pity.
I used the forum as a presumed safe storage location for my collected lyrics.

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 29, 2016, 06:16:51 PM
You can ask Darren, chances are the files are still in the server.

Last :o Post
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Post by: Griffin on August 31, 2016, 03:39:29 PM
I am arranging the retrieval of all lost attachments, images, smilies and avatars.

This may take a little while. But you should get everything back Swato.

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Post by: Swatopluk on August 31, 2016, 07:27:50 PM
All hail Sisyphus! (or is it 'oh vey'?)

Last should the guy not have just started flattening* the mountain bit by bit? Post

*flattering would not have worked, I presume
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 01, 2016, 06:49:20 PM
Even if the mountain was made of rock it would've surely eroded by traffic by now.

Last and the rock would be significantly smaller as well Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on September 02, 2016, 02:30:48 AM
The mountain has come to us. Or me.

A further hold up while Bluenose attends to a sad loss. He can grant access to our treasures, which is necessary as my login seems to have been scuppered. Another salty tale from the high seas.

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Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2016, 01:33:41 PM
Hm, is the moving of mountains a mark of discrimination between true and false prophets?

Last why not meet halfway? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 02, 2016, 04:11:57 PM
Do or do not [move the mountain].

Last there is no try Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 03, 2016, 03:26:25 PM
Xmas season has officially begun around here. They have started to sell the festive sweets.

Last Post
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Post by: Griffin on September 03, 2016, 07:11:29 PM
The sweets will be eaten long before Xmas, so maybe they don't count.

Last here there are warnings about the Xmas season being round the corner Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 04, 2016, 12:02:00 AM
Funny, I just saw some Halloween decoration for sale and thought that it was too soon.

Last proof that it can always be worse Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 04, 2016, 07:38:50 AM
Quote from: Griffin on September 03, 2016, 07:11:29 PM
The sweets will be eaten long before Xmas, so maybe they don't count.

In some years the shops indeed run out of the stuff quite some time before the main event.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 06, 2016, 02:23:16 PM
What kind of parties are we talking about?

Last :o Post
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Post by: Griffin on September 13, 2016, 07:30:55 PM
Perhaps, innocent parties? Or interested parties? How would we know.

Last o dear. I have to ask/nag Blue again as nothing has happened Post

Extra Last two word story. I'm just saying. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 13, 2016, 10:18:10 PM
I did not really know what to do with 'organ stops'.

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 14, 2016, 03:02:12 PM
The organ stops...?

Last I guess that's why you pull them Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 15, 2016, 07:23:10 PM
Well, organ is an ambiguous noun.

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 16, 2016, 03:30:38 PM
Ask Bach about it.

Last playful Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 16, 2016, 09:24:55 PM
One who relly gave a fugue about things.

Last was his welltempered pianoforte air or water cooled? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on September 17, 2016, 08:43:32 PM
Organ stops panic averted.

Last broken wrist enatils wun leterr handid writin Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 17, 2016, 10:16:51 PM
stop is not automatically failure too

Last therefore no need to stop the torture and thus admit failure Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 19, 2016, 03:16:21 PM
Would you purchase a vehicle without brakes?

Last reasons to stop Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 19, 2016, 07:21:10 PM
Depends on the vehicle.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 20, 2016, 05:29:01 PM
The rocket itself may not have brakes, but the ship surely does.

Last and I have a coworker with a broken leg while skateboarding Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 20, 2016, 06:24:09 PM
Most ships haven't but some rockets have (in addition to a braking parachute*). Ships have to rely on other means to slow down.

Last Old bicycles relied on the friction of their users' soles Post

*which some very fast boats also use admittedly
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 25, 2016, 01:57:33 AM
Soo, the forward thrusters aren't brakes?

Last splitting hair Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 25, 2016, 07:44:16 AM
As I said most ships don't have brakes (and most thrusters work only lateral). They tend to go into reverse instead.
The largest ships there are can't even easily do that since their engines are working directly on the propeller without a (shift) gear. They have to stop the engine completely, shift the cams to the other side manually and restart like one would reverse a spinning wheel (spinning as in spinning wool not just 'rotating fast'). It's usually preferred to avoid that and to hope that one sees obstacles at least 5 miles in advance for that's how far inertia will take the vessel before it stops.
Admittedly going into direct reverse at full speed would tear the engine apart.

Last I guess cars have breaks for that reason Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 25, 2016, 07:13:53 PM
Mmm, I see the misunderstanding, I was thinking on spaceships...
(http://www.collectspace.com/review/quigongrin/startrackers.jpg)
Last sea faring devices are indeed different Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 26, 2016, 07:58:20 AM
I did never object to rockets/spaceships having any. Docking would a wee bit difficult without. ;)
But even some surface to surface missiles employ brakes and some steer by using one-sided aerobrakes (more effective than the usual tail rudders).

Last emergency brakes in outer space are fortunately rare still Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 26, 2016, 05:26:02 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on September 26, 2016, 07:58:20 AM
emergency brakes in outer space are fortunately rare still
Outside docking almost all braking could be considered an emergency, wouldn't you say?

Last standard trajectory adjustments aside Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 26, 2016, 08:23:52 PM
I thought more of a screeching tire equivalent.  ;)

Last in space no one can hear you brake Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 27, 2016, 06:05:14 PM
At some point I imagine that with ginormous space stations someone is bound to brake by scratching on the side.

Last scifi plot Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 01, 2016, 08:44:05 AM
Apropos of nothing here's something completely different:


(http://www.msnbc.com/sites/msnbc/files/611385588.jpg)
http://www.msnbc.com/sites/msnbc/files/611385588.jpg
Last criminally cute* Post

*and unfortunately a bit oversized. I don't know how to resize with the display options offered here.
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Post by: Griffin on October 01, 2016, 07:23:14 PM
That's a lot of babies considering female panda's are only fertile one day a year.

Last fertile Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 03, 2016, 06:25:26 PM
Last panda IVF? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 04, 2016, 09:47:08 AM
Or they do have orgies after all ;)

Last Victorian ursines Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 04, 2016, 07:15:49 PM
I dunno, they use panda pr0n to motivate them...

Last not exactly bunnies Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 08, 2016, 07:52:52 AM
Do chimpanzees react positively to bonobo pörn?
If so, is it more like kiddie or midget fetish for them?

Last silly pervert Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 12, 2016, 02:58:32 PM
I suspect both chimpanzees and bonobos would love any kind of ape (humans included) pr0n.

Last in fact quite likely gorillas and orangutans would like it too Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on October 17, 2016, 08:21:40 PM
Especially now we know that they know what we (well, other apes) are thinking, which homo sapiens does not achieve until the age of 5.

Last moving onwards in discovery Post

I have been busy with hospital visits. I have not abandoned ship
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 18, 2016, 03:29:11 PM
Hopefully those visits were routine...

Last take care of yourself Post
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Post by: Griffin on October 26, 2016, 01:34:02 AM
Some were just keeping a check on things and resulted in nothing needed. Others less so. A broken wrist. A very painful hip and leg. Result of fall. Wrist - break mended, use of wrist still painful, having physio. Plus today I learn (MRI) I have almost no hip left - very severe arthritis - and will have to have a hip replacement. I was at hospital 3 days out of 5 last week, once this week, once next week, and so it goes on. This is very bad news for someone with ME/CFS.

So, although I may not be around during build up to operation and immediate aftermath, I may be bored stiff during recovery and visit the Monastery more often. We shall see.

I may actually have time to finish this Monastery restoration. There's very little left to do, just get the images, avatars, smilies etc. get the domain and a new web host. In fact, I may get time before the operation. Then perhaps we can temp some others to return.

Not many chimpanzees in here. Have they all gone off for hip replacements?

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 26, 2016, 03:22:39 PM
Auch! Take good care of yourself.

Last [kisses] Post
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Post by: Griffin on October 27, 2016, 07:06:01 PM
I am having a day off tomorrow. I'm going to watch a box set of Black Books (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Books). I'm not really sure how one has a day off from ME/CFS but I intend to find out.

Last Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 27, 2016, 07:26:57 PM
Drugs?

Last which I couldn't tell Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 08, 2016, 10:21:35 AM
Is this the Last Post before the US election spells doom?

If so, it's mine.

Last brontosaurus Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 09, 2016, 08:01:20 PM
And this is the First Post after Doom (Doooooommmmm!!!! I say!) has been spelled.

Not the Last Post (I hope)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on November 10, 2016, 03:19:31 AM
I can spell doom too.

I fear we are hurtling towards the prophetic reality of it being life, Jim, but not as we know it.

But a lot can happen in two months.

Until then, this is
the
Last apocalyptic Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 10, 2016, 08:16:13 AM
Indeed. The law could catch up to The Donald.

Which would mean that his vice (the Pence not his sins) would take over.

Last that ghoul in pin-stripes may be even worse than the howler monkey policy-wise Post
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Post by: Aggie on November 13, 2016, 01:23:41 AM
Fuck democracy, I say. 

Last who the hell thought the average person had any clue what's best for society at large? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on November 14, 2016, 01:57:11 AM
Now we've seen democracy land both our countries in impossible destructive positions - yes I agree - stupid people elect stupid people. The only happy person at present is Nigel Farage. We thought he'd gone away but he has crept back.

Last save us Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 14, 2016, 03:05:07 PM
Hey! I got that on two fronts, my fellow colombians voted against a peace agreement to stop a 50 year old war. Now I have something even worse.

Last and the news keep getting worse... Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 25, 2016, 08:04:33 AM
Trump says that he would like Nigel Farage as British ambassador to the US.

Last Downing Street is not interested though Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 25, 2016, 08:01:06 PM
The official response (there is no vacancy at that post) couldn't be more British.

Last ;D Post
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Post by: Griffin on November 29, 2016, 10:11:56 PM
Clearly Trump hasn't a clue about an Ambassador's role. He gets who we want not who he wants. There is turmoil in UKIP and it's not clear if Paul Nuttall (who I greatly dislike) (or whoever) can fix it. Nigel has now, apparently washed his hands off it, saying nothing left to do.

I have been so busy that all free time is mostly spent asleep. I am hoping this might be the last week of madness.

Last the alarms set on my phone to remind me to do stuff are driving me insane* Post

* they always wait to go off 'til I am right at the furthest room from the phone. How do they know? See, insane.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 30, 2016, 05:30:28 PM
Quote from: Griffin on November 29, 2016, 10:11:56 PM
Clearly Trump hasn't a clue about an Ambassador's role. He gets who we want not who he wants.
But he is a "republican" and they think the UK is something like an associate state or something similar.

Last you too will miss Obama Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 30, 2016, 06:30:17 PM
Of course he can declare any ambassador a persona non grata until the one he wants is sent.

Last even without anyone explaining to him the difference between vessel and vassal Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 30, 2016, 09:03:41 PM
Diplomacy? Who has ever heard of that?

Last you're fired Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 04, 2016, 07:15:47 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 30, 2016, 09:03:41 PM
Diplomacy? Who has ever heard of that?

A diplodoctus?

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 05, 2016, 02:30:01 PM
A full brontobyte of BS.

Last winter arrived and it isn't going anywhere Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 05, 2016, 08:34:51 PM
We had a bit of snow this morning too. But it seems limited to just this small area.

Last Post
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Post by: Griffin on December 05, 2016, 08:42:23 PM
While in the UK, it has warmed up, or at least it has in the English part. Not that I know that first hand.

Last what does first hand actually mean, why hand? surely more is affected than the hands? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 06, 2016, 06:43:15 PM
Don't you push your hand out of the window to figure out the weather?

Last ;D Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 08, 2016, 06:38:07 AM
Warming up here too again.

Last +11°C announced for today after a few days of partial freezing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 09, 2016, 02:36:54 PM
This morning it was a chilling 18C!

Last it's been a very hot december so far Post
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Post by: Aggie on December 10, 2016, 03:46:39 AM
Here too. -18C, once the sun came out.

Last at least I was working outdoors Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 11, 2016, 09:30:58 AM
Thread turning inot the weather channel?

Last it's raining and far too warm for the season Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 13, 2016, 01:21:17 AM
Weather or politics.

Last how about what's for dinner? I just had guacamole Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 14, 2016, 05:40:43 AM
Just having breakfast.

Last difficult to keep it down while imbibing the news though Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 17, 2016, 04:11:13 PM
News -like certain berries and nuts- are toxic in large amounts.

Last every day more and more toxic Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 19, 2016, 09:05:34 AM
Barry going out, nuts coming in

Last and mood* going down Post

*not sure about Moody's
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 19, 2016, 06:28:40 PM
Markets are going up and down like a yo-yo.

Last is war with China good for the economy? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 20, 2016, 07:48:37 AM
Highly dependent on the circumstances, I think.
India and Pakistan going nuclear against each other could bring back more jobs to the US though.
In particular if some stray nukes go Indochina too.

Last utterly cynical  Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on December 21, 2016, 01:38:04 AM
If one were to drop a bomb on the border between two countries would you destroy both countries - like a two for one offer in the supermarket?

We started off with bad news, and it keeps getting worse, but it still isn't worst yet.

I have all the files needed to restore avatars, attachments, pictures, and smilies,; I just have to work out how to apply them.

I have been so busy I keep thinking I'm dying ( as being too busy makes me more ill). I'm hoping it will get less busy, but even so, the first week of January is already stacking up. When one has so many bits that don't work properly, that's a lot of different doctors to see. And now I have to go to the dentist for a filling.

Laststop the world, I want to get off Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 22, 2016, 04:39:03 PM
Hey Swato, how are you? Everybody OK?

Last bad news all around Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 23, 2016, 07:23:01 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 22, 2016, 04:39:03 PM
Hey Swato, how are you? Everybody OK?

Nothing out of the ordinary.
My sinuses (in cahoots with my stomach) again try to kill me occasionally.
The weather forecast for Xmas is +12°C and rain.
Me not frequenting Xmas markets have not been run over by trucking terrorists.
In other words the situation could be better but also much much worse.

Last happy not to be a USian or a MEer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 26, 2016, 01:50:05 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on December 23, 2016, 07:23:01 AM
My sinuses (in cahoots with my stomach) again try to kill me occasionally.
For a moment I thought you purchased a motorcycle.

Last that would really try to kill you Post

PS: Merry Winter Solstice Feast of your Choice
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 26, 2016, 10:09:12 AM
Cthulhu still imitating Godot.

Last Is he still not the lesser evil? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 26, 2016, 09:34:33 PM
At this point Cthulhu sounds like a sane choice.

Last Great Bigly Ones Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 26, 2016, 11:09:40 PM
On the other hand he sank a good deal of real estate too.

Last although it may rise again Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 27, 2016, 02:17:44 AM
A [very] long term view would be better than the extremely short one in fashion these days.

Last quarterly earnings report Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 27, 2016, 08:17:45 AM
Better to take the whole quaternary into account.

Last even just the holocene would be more holistic Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 27, 2016, 09:20:11 PM
There's the anthropocene with it's catastrophic extinctions.

Last how long will it last? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 28, 2016, 02:47:00 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 27, 2016, 09:20:11 PM
There's the anthropocene with it's catastrophic extinctions.

Last how long will it last? Post

Until it gets replaced by the obscene.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 28, 2016, 06:50:33 PM
The good obscene or the bad one?

Last bad obscenities all around Post
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Post by: Griffin on January 16, 2017, 12:54:15 AM
No good or bad. It's all rubbish. Send wotsit to landfill. (the worst curse I can think of).

Last I have been working my socks off trying to tell the government not to include me in their austerity measures. The form is 40 pages long. Hence absence from here. The weather is floody. Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 18, 2017, 02:16:19 AM
Of course! They have to be sure you are not cheating them.

Last how else do you expect the wealthy being able to cheat? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 18, 2017, 04:46:45 AM
In case Griffin needs an emetic right now:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-william-happer-climate-change_us_587957e7e4b09281d0eafc70?uqohk8ujoffj38fr

Did you know that CO2 ist just like the Jews under Hitler, i.e. demonized by pseudoscience and targeted for extermination despite being a huge boon for mankind?  :puke:

Last crappy new year, it seems Post

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 19, 2017, 04:36:21 AM
Some vegetable life likes a richer CO2 environment. Of course ocean acidification, rising sea levels, extreme weather and the rest also keep happening.

Last it's not all bad... [roll eyes] Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 22, 2017, 08:20:21 AM
Trump has been honored with a species of animal with distinct 'hairstyle' being named after him.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-38661250

Can't we mothball the original?

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Post by: Griffin on January 29, 2017, 09:08:37 PM
Since this is clearly the thread for news at present, despite a whole universe being open to news threads, I bring you my news.

I have had to institute a question per day. In this way I have reached the end of the great disability form. I have described how ill journeys make me, I have "estimated" how far I can walk when in bed (zero meters would be the truth but I have had to fudge this by ticking less than 20 meters though how this might be accomplished eludes me. I have listed the side effects of drugs I take (aka cannabis - happy). In fact I have told them so much about my private life, I expect to be eliminated by James Bond in his next movie.

It is this effort which has kept me from snatching the Last Post.


and now I must photocopy it all for use at the Supreme Court appeal which may overturn their decision to refuse to assist me when that likely outcome happens. It would be more likely to achieve a positive outcome if I had mislaid my head
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 30, 2017, 08:34:06 AM
Will you sign the UK anti-Trump petition (asking to officially ban him from entering the country)?
Or are the risk and (bodily) effort too high?

Last depending how evil May be Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 30, 2017, 02:35:22 PM
But we have a "Special Relation"...

Last [heavy roll eyes] Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 30, 2017, 07:11:02 PM
Has Her Majesty broken protocol and said something less than complimentary about His WH Rudeness yet?

Last I think even the Prince Consort, no PC guy he, would consider him vulgar Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 31, 2017, 03:18:02 AM
I suspect they would find triplicating their military budget even more vulgar.

Last what are Angela's plans on the subject? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 31, 2017, 08:07:31 PM
As usual no one really knows.

Last hopefully that does not include herself Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 01, 2017, 12:27:18 AM
Three Merkel's for the price of one?

Last :-D Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 06, 2017, 05:53:00 PM
I'd guess many USians would gladly exchange The Donald for Angie.
The German hometown of The Donald's ancestors decided to make The Donald not an honorary citizen.
No, they did not reject a call to make him one but wanted to make it official that they preemptively declare him not to be one to receive that honour now or in the future. It's a first for them which gives it a bit of significance.

Last The Donald's reaction is not known to me Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 06, 2017, 09:00:55 PM
According to Mr. Drumpf you Germans are also stealing good honest American jobs.

Last make Donald Drumpf again Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 07, 2017, 06:46:05 AM
Of course he will maintain the monopoly on dishonest jobs.

Last no reference to blow or hand Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 07, 2017, 01:35:44 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on February 07, 2017, 06:46:05 AM
no reference to blow or hand
Incidentally, where (or from whom) is he getting his blow now?

Last heavy user Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on February 12, 2017, 09:23:44 PM
I have heard of no news from Her Majesty. I have been signing so many petitions I cannot remember which; there is great need to stop more or less everything. Pretty sure I signed the anti-Don one.

The aforementioned form has been sent by Royal Mail special delivery which ensures they receive it next day and have to sign for it, so they cannot deny they ever had it, or that one has missed the deadline for delivery. These measures have to be tactical. There are many of them.

Now, the nights of the long wait. I was chewing my fingers, but there's little left to chew.

I wonder if Mr.T would do better at our Supreme Court? We have not yet had our human rights taken away which is the ultimate aim of Brexit as far as Mrs.M is concerned.

Last I wonder how she will take them from the poor and keep them for the rich? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 13, 2017, 06:09:51 PM
Easy, by abonnement/subscription with a high enough entrance fee.
Plus of course a complicated appliance scheme that one needs expensive specialists to understand (is this type of free speech covered by my current subscription or do I need the gold extra plus beta IV for that?).

Last like rent-a-cop but more exclusive and costly Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 14, 2017, 05:23:39 PM
Classic Greek democracy!

Last here we go Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 21, 2017, 11:22:18 AM
I guess the anglo-right would go for a metic system, if it got not confused with the hated metric system constantly.

Last or preferred stocks for the plebs Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 22, 2017, 03:22:01 PM
Metic? It's looking more and more like foreigners with privileges (ie, green card holders in the States) will be losing those privileges any day now.

Last the world according to Bannon Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 22, 2017, 04:23:57 PM
Some admin please banninate Hyopax. I had to remove several dozen pharam spam posts!

Last Post

PS: removed another several dozen from the same source
Plus one of the two Russian spammers (TrmTab) threw in one too
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 24, 2017, 07:39:02 PM
I just banned him.

Last I imagine you have the same powers that I do... Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 24, 2017, 08:20:27 PM
No, I can remove posts but not ban users. I lack the password for that.

Now HeathDreli and Danieldix spam us with prawn

Last fishy Post

Edit: deleted another 3 pages of the above plus more Hyopax

Hm, I have the options 'ban this user' which leads me to a password entry prompt and 'delete this account' which asks me, if I want to really do this irreversible action. I am not sure that this would not possibly kill MY account when it says 'this', so I hesitate to click the delete afterwards.
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 25, 2017, 10:30:24 AM
Not a Last Post

I locked all topics in Forum Stuff for the moment since they all attracted new spam by the minute.

Returning to regular programming, hopefully
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Post by: Griffin on February 25, 2017, 10:44:55 PM
I've put in some killing just now and I think we are reasonably clean (except from anything the squidlings have posted).

They've (Tories, well HER who shall not be named) have cut another 160,000 people from getting disability  benefit. Soon one will have to be dead to get it. Which I suspect is the aim. Forget the money, they are spending more on doing these cuts than they actually save from the cuts.

I am almost at the end of my tether (I am not quite sure where that is) with this government and evil country. More people voted for more nastiness on Thursday.

I have posted in the spammer alert thread.

Last utterly shocked by UK cruelty Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 26, 2017, 07:30:02 AM
In the US they are coming for the 'free' school lunch. 'Out of principle' of course, not for saving money. Because if the kids have not to pay personally each time, that sets a bad example and makes them feel entitled to get 'free stuff' which would be very un-American (if you're not rich in the first place).

And that is among the mostly harmless measures proposed. Other stuff is going to kill, in some cases by the millions (not talking about military actions here, that's another possible option independent of the 'eff the poor and rub their faces in it' agenda.)

Last there are days when one wishes facial necrotizing fasciitis on the bunch, so they outwardly resemble their inner ugliness Post
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Post by: Griffin on February 27, 2017, 08:08:50 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on February 26, 2017, 07:30:02 AMOther stuff is going to kill, in some cases by the millions

Not sure to what you refer, is it Obamacare? - but millions - a form of genocide - could it be a health policy as a weapon of mass destruction?

Here they are directly targeting the sick and disabled. Unsure where I've come across that before  ::)

Is it because of difficulties getting rid of people in other countries, so easier to eradicate those in one's own country? I suspect many are signed up to that.

Quote from: Swatopluk on February 26, 2017, 07:30:02 AM
there are days when one wishes facial necrotizing fasciitis on the bunch, so they outwardly resemble their inner ugliness

Only days?  We should make people who have inner ugliness wear some sign on their sleeves, but who gets to choose which ones they are?

The 160,000 are to be cut off from the 16 March. Not enough time to get in before it. Some will die. It's disgusting.

People are voting for this. Shame on them.

Last extreme fantasy that we will somehow STOP Brexit, the Lords may yet do it. Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 28, 2017, 05:48:56 AM
Intending to kick millions out of health insurance directly (e.g. by removing 'pre-existing condition' protections) and indirectly (by killing the affordable options and any subsidies for the poor plus taxing 'luxury' plans for people that get their insurance through their employers).
Now the US Congress is no longer discussing a vague idea but looking at an actual bill.

Also on the chopping block are lots of life-saving regulations, all the stuff that costs companies money for protecting their workers or the environment.

The agencies going after 'illegal aliens'*, already overactive under Obama, are running amok currently with in some cases lethal results (several suicides already). They especially target doctors' offices and hospitals (emergency rooms in particular) known to treat people without asking for legal status. Even many citizens now don't dare go there in fear of getting arrested and deported without a chance to proof their citizenship first. In a case that made headlines a woman got forcibly removed from a hospital where she was awaiting brain surgery. Her current whereabouts are unknown, the agencies stonewalling her relatives (if nothing has changed in the last 24 hours).

Congress already defunded or made US funding illegal for several organisations abroad under the pretense of fighting abortion (global gag rule, now even stricter than under earlier GOP presidents). In reality this will hit NGOs fighting e.g. the spread of infectious diseases (not just AIDS). Money to fight epidemics already got targeted by the Republicans under Obama, now the way is open to cut without fear of a veto. And some anti-vaccination guys seem to have the ear of Him The Donald. Given what trouble such guys can cause even over here in Europe without government support, think of what they could do with official backing.

The Trump administration is not in office the proverbial 100 days yet and the stuff above is just the top of the urgent priorities list.

Oh yes, and the clinically insane now are officially free to buy firearms.

Last it's premeditated mass murder in the making with some openly gloating Post

*and people that look like they could be, i.e. Latinos in general (cases of trying to deport citizens that did not have their birth certificates with them when where 'randomly' stopped by authorities).
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 28, 2017, 05:18:07 PM
I'm not carrying my US passport everywhere yet, but if things keep going the way they are it will happen sooner rather than later.

Last and remember the order of magnitude increase in hate crimes including the homicide of an Indian man and the desecration of hundreds of tombs in two Jewish cemeteries just in the past week, just to mention those Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 28, 2017, 10:54:24 PM
In case of doubt it will be claimed that is is a forgery and you'll get arrested and charged for being in possession of false papers.

Last or they'll simply take it from you and claim that you didn't have papers Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 01, 2017, 12:40:47 AM
Let's it doesn't get there.

Last if we reach that point I will probably would've left the country some time before we get there Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 01, 2017, 11:30:47 AM
There are indications that the border to Canada will receive more attention from the administration soon. Canadian officials are already preparing for a Berlin Wall scenario cooked up by the Trumpeteers.

Last the Bering Strait may be the last loophole, provided the Trump-Putin relationship is indeed souring Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 01, 2017, 06:43:45 PM
I heard from a comment from one political analyst regarding Agent Orange (or AO for short) that the left took him literally but not seriously while the right took him seriously but not literally. In my opinion both are wrong he has to be taken both literally AND seriously.

Last and I'm literally and seriously worried Post
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Post by: Griffin on March 02, 2017, 09:46:39 PM
There's a cartoon doing the rounds on FB,  picture of Trump, labelled "I'm orange", and below it another picture of him labelled "No, I'm peach".

Zono, I hadn't thought it through, it's at what point do you leave the country? A very hard judgement. Let's hope you never have to decide.

The Lords have just voted, by over 100 majority (about 800 of them altogether), to support the amendment to the latest nasty bill to allow EU persons to have the right to stay. It now goes back to the Commons, who will overturn that. Over the last year or so, the Lords have been a voice of reason and for the first time I think we need that second chamber and need some of the hereditaries etc. Neither Tories not Labour have a majority there.

If we don't allow people to stay, our society will break down, as no one will do the jobs they do. Brain drain also scary (but not life threatening I suppose).

More and more cuts to disabled and sick. Another massive one comes in next week.

I do seriously wonder if I should join my son in Sydney. (He would not be pleased!).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 03, 2017, 07:46:01 PM
Leaving is something that would happen if our personal security is at risk, which -fortunately- at the moment isn't the case. Nevertheless, considering all the initiatives from certain WH right hand that I will call now SauroMort, we never know what can happen next; case in point, the ban from the seven muslim countries included greencard holders. The order went down the drain but the intention was clear from the beginning and now with the new roundups of 'illegal aliens' the sentiment is to try to push out as many foreigners from the country as possible. It has been encouraging that the courts so far have been able to place a limit to the actions of the WH, but it is a matter of time for that to change if congress decides to play ball, and there is a non-trivial percentage there that is very willing to play ball.
My current state is one of monitoring, Agent Orange finally condemned the attacks on synagogues, cemeteries, and the murder of an Indian man, but it seemed really a reluctant effort. If attacks on minorities continue to rise and the administration decides that it isn't worth their effort to do something about it, there may be a point at which the security of any non-white minority would merit leaving the country.

Last or who knows, they may decide to void greencards and even citizenships of foreigners wholesale, you never know with this bunch Post

PS:
Quote from: Griffin on March 02, 2017, 09:46:39 PM
I do seriously wonder if I should join my son in Sydney.
I suggest you check on the Australian PM, not exactly a caring and loving guy...
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 04, 2017, 08:15:08 AM
To lighten up a bit, an old pipedream comes true: bug defense by laser
https://www.technologyreview.com/s/603721/insect-zapping-laser-fence-prepares-for-first-enemy-contact/

Last I'd like one of these in every room in the summer and autumn and one on the head for walks Post
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Post by: Griffin on March 04, 2017, 07:23:41 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 03, 2017, 07:46:01 PM

Quote from: Griffin on March 02, 2017, 09:46:39 PM
I do seriously wonder if I should join my son in Sydney.
I suggest you check on the Australian PM, not exactly a caring and loving guy...

Yes, that is a bit of a problem. But where in the world to go to avoid such? The most obvious place for me to go is Israel but I am hardly likely to do that unless they give back the settlement's land and have a drastic change in government. Otherwise, there's no place really to which I have any connection. I do have a friend living on a beach in India in an alcoholic trance. She seems happy.

Last "Where is love? Does it fall from skies above?
Is it underneath the willow tree that I've been dreaming of?" love that musical but on the whole prefer Dickens original Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 05, 2017, 07:59:58 AM
Any relations in Canada? Even Harperized the country seems mostly benign. Hard winters could be a problem of course.

A propos of nothing:

What are these birds up to?
http://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2017/03/02/state-biologist-viral-turkey-video-both-creepy-and-rare/dWDRwACOybMJEx4oSebIaP/story.html

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 07, 2017, 01:16:26 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on March 05, 2017, 07:59:58 AM
What are these birds up to?
"Sanguis, bebimus.." (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ave_Satani)

;-)

Last I know the latin is wrong, but it sounds more ominous that way Post
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Post by: Griffin on March 07, 2017, 08:53:47 PM
Have cousins in Toronto. My son spent 3 years in Montreal (yes entirely different I know) and didn't like it.

Those birds - it's obviously a ritual - they must belong to a religious sect of some sort.

Last I think I might have got somewhere with bad signups - no new members since yesterday Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 10, 2017, 03:37:42 AM
Does he speak french?

Last ^__^ Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 10, 2017, 09:19:03 AM
...or what passes as French in Canada.

Last in theory they speak German in Bavaria* Post

*in some parts it's the de facto first foreign language (and recognized as such)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 13, 2017, 06:00:55 PM
Isn't German (like Arabic) a family of dialects with a canonical version everybody learns?

Last with Arabic I don't get why those are dialects instead of actual languages Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 13, 2017, 10:35:10 PM
German dialects reach from mere differences in pronounciation to mutually incomprehensible gibberish that (probably) shares a major part of grammar but close to no meaningful words. And not everyone is able (or willing) to communicate in High German (which originally is not high as a quality marker but because it is from the South which is geographically elevated as opposed to the Northern lowlands where Low German was/is spoken. Modern standard German is actually Kursächsische Kanzleisprache (what bureaucrats spoke in the electoral princedom of Saxonia). Ironically these days the Saxonian dialect is the least liked in the whole country while Hannover claims to be closest to the foraml standard.

Last Dutch, offically not a German dialect, is more comprehensible to the average German than some 'German' dialects Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 14, 2017, 12:38:05 AM
But isn't Dutch simpler (and closer to English)?

Last regardless how hard it sounds Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 14, 2017, 07:18:51 AM
For some reason Dutch seems to be very close to certain Norwegian dialects, so they are mutually comprehensible.

Last and not necessarily the coastal ones Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 14, 2017, 12:47:39 PM
Sounds like how I sometimes confuse Italian with Portuguese.

Last we need a Slavic speaker to get their perspective Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 14, 2017, 03:03:54 PM
That's often and easily tainted by politics.

Last like now Serbo-Croatian is officially two languages where it was one as long as Yougoslavia lasted Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 15, 2017, 06:43:09 PM
Same thing with Hindi and Urdu or the flavors of Bahasa.

Last more interesting is how is the perception where politics aren't that toxic, like gallego and portuguese Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on March 28, 2017, 09:29:56 PM
He had to speak French as there's some potty rule about meetings with more than 8 people (not entirely sue that's the right number) have  to speak French. The children had to learn French at nursery school. Nowadays they have to speak Shakespeare.

My adored little Liam (aged 3) has to speak Australian in pre-school. In 2 weeks he has gone from talking to me in single word sentences to three or more word sentences, and some words which I would have thought were quite off the radar. His English has clearly been good for ages, just keeping his kettle under a bush.

Last bi-lingual people ought to be twins Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 03, 2017, 05:34:30 PM
Twins (in particular identical ones) occasionally develop languages of their own.

Last usually resulting in either supression or turning them into scientific guinea pigs Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 04, 2017, 06:25:27 PM
Aren't all twins guinea pigs anyway?

Last some may argue that all children are their parents' guinea pigs Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on April 05, 2017, 08:53:41 PM
As a child, I had a friend who had guinea pigs. She used to feed them lots of green leaves and lettuce etc and watch it come out at the other end. I was her bridesmaid, but then me and my ex went to visit her and her ex and they had just been to see O'Calcutta and my ex sneered (being a nascent Shakesperian) at it and after that we lost touch. Not really noteworthy but this is the Last Post.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 06, 2017, 07:38:23 PM
Last back home people eats guinea pigs Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 07, 2017, 01:21:16 PM
Is a guniea pig a miniature gold-ass or cash cow?

Last although less kosher Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 07, 2017, 05:22:31 PM
Never seen a guinea pig mogul.

Last if that's what you're asking Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on April 07, 2017, 10:13:05 PM
How do you mogal?

Last grammarpolice Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 07, 2017, 10:36:38 PM
Hier wird nicht gemogelt!

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 08, 2017, 06:03:29 PM
That idiom went right over my head.

Last O.O Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on April 13, 2017, 08:22:19 PM
Drones do that too. My grandson (8) now has one. Being elderly*, I am shocked.

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*but 30 years younger than my father who still lives

Life has quietened down a bit. If it stays like that, I begin to think of sorting smilies out et al. What is the difference between emoji's and smilies, apart from spelling?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 14, 2017, 04:58:51 PM
Do you mean Swato is aiming towards us from above?

Last droning Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 14, 2017, 05:54:54 PM
It's usually easier to drop something from above than to shift it up from below.

Last ramrod rule Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 15, 2017, 03:47:17 PM
In space no can hear you scream...

..."there is no up and down you idiot!"

Last no dropping, but falling into gravity wells Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 15, 2017, 06:04:19 PM
All's well that E=mc² well

Last that black hole is a grave matter, my dear Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 17, 2017, 08:55:40 PM
What is the terminal velocity while falling to a black hole?

Last time distortion must make that calculus quite interesting Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 18, 2017, 08:05:26 AM
Indeed. Tidal forces will also mean different answers for different parts of the falling object.

Last I know that there are extensive studies on that topic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 19, 2017, 04:32:50 PM
If only you could quantify variables so clearly with social sciences...

Last when is psychohistory happening? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on April 30, 2017, 03:14:56 AM
Psychohistory takes place whenever Hitchcock's film is shown somewhere in the world.

Apologies for a bit of absence. I should never have said life was quietening down. It got all busy again. How one can be busy although housebound I don't really understand. I think it will continue busy until I finish the (wretched) online course I am (stupidly) doing. 3 modules down, 2 to go. I was assessed for my benefits yesterday which was very upsetting tho my friend who sat in thought it went well. I am totally washed out today and indeed have mostly been asleep in a very deep fatigue. Anyway, I have still to sort out smilies and avatars.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 01, 2017, 04:34:34 PM
Is good to have you back nonetheless.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 03, 2017, 06:02:38 PM
Welcome to emoji house :-)

https://www.theverge.com/tldr/2017/4/24/15405402/emoji-emoticon-architecture-facade-netherlands

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 05, 2017, 03:19:38 PM
The next thing will be buildings made of memes.

Last or cats Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 09, 2017, 02:29:59 PM
It has already started

(https://c1.staticflickr.com/6/5465/7153424895_e1a95e5671_b.jpg)
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 10, 2017, 06:58:04 PM
We've moved from this:
(http://www.guardians.net/egypt/sphinx/images/sphinx-front-wa-2001.jpg)
to this:
(http://photorator.com/photos/images/programmatic-architecture-a-kindergarten-that-looks-like-a-cat-kindergarten-wolfartsweier-karlsruhe--24427.jpg)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 10, 2017, 08:20:51 PM
Dr. Mew and the PurrDIS

(http://icreatived.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Tardis-Cat-Playhouse-DIY-03.jpg)
http://icreatived.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Tardis-Cat-Playhouse-DIY-03.jpg

Last no blue for you Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on May 11, 2017, 12:21:58 AM
Last I've just lost a big paragraph and too tired to write it again, but feeling too blue Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 12, 2017, 04:38:05 PM
Last beware of the guys in blue Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 12, 2017, 11:34:52 PM
The ones with the blue hands are worse
(cf. Firefly/Serenity)

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 13, 2017, 01:53:02 PM
Blue hands or blue gloves?

Last how threatening is the Blue Men Group Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 13, 2017, 03:36:29 PM
According to some fan fiction River Tam took them out by first strike due to mishearing their name when the Firefly crew through a freak accident exchanged places with that of the Enterprise* (who ended up as Reaver food).

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*not Kirk&Co but their more PC successors on the ship

Apropos of nothing
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 15, 2017, 07:25:50 PM
Fat cats like naked ladies?

Last perhaps not publicly Post
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I've never read much fan-fic with the exception to a H. Potter one I read by accident.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 15, 2017, 09:45:25 PM
In this case it was part of a collection of (mostly) serious essays on Firefly with one using that fan fiction piece as entry to a comparision of Firefly and Star Trek.

Last A high level hooker would be unimaginable* on the Enterprise just to start with Post

*at least in any authorized TV version
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 16, 2017, 06:24:48 PM
Hey, she wasn't even an escort but a companion.

Last the distinction is clearly made in the episode they defend a whorehouse Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 16, 2017, 09:37:05 PM
Tell that to your typical empty suit at the media production companies.
They would fear this to be considered by the moral guardians as even more perverted, putting veneer on the venal veneric offal.

Last and Star Trek is clean, family-friendly entertainment not decadent Whedon stuff Post

btw, the distinction is discussed to a degree in at least two more episodes and the movie.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 19, 2017, 07:21:06 PM
I suspect that has changed a bit in the past few years as many series are now doing unthinkable stuff.

Last who knows if that will apply to the new Star Trek series Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on May 28, 2017, 05:17:25 AM
Since y'all have been slacking for the last week or so (even Swato), I'll take the

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 28, 2017, 10:23:26 AM
I could simply not think of a clever answer and don't know much about Star Trek actually.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 29, 2017, 03:46:17 AM
Excuses! :-P

Last am I supposed to double-post? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 29, 2017, 09:20:23 AM
I thought it was 'grab your **** and double-***** for prawn, prawn, prawn'

Last that's what the net was born for, although the cats may disagree Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 30, 2017, 03:49:05 PM
Hey, there's also cat prawn.

Last don't google it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 30, 2017, 05:35:57 PM
amoeba prawn even predates the internet.
(referring both to a Gary Larson cartoon and a German term for interference/white noise on an old TV or computer screen)

Last I even remember a silent movie era cartoon including copulating snakes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 30, 2017, 11:45:30 PM
The perversion of silent movies knew no limits.

Last until the talkies, that is Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 07, 2017, 06:40:50 PM
1. Silence is golden
2. Gold is the sign of Mammon
3. One cannot serve two masters, The LOrd and Mammon
=> silent movies are service to The LOrd's opponent and thus evil

Last But money is speech, so talkies too are against HIM Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 07, 2017, 08:33:25 PM
The Lord IS Mammon.

Last any prosperity gospel sermon proves it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 08, 2017, 06:39:28 PM
Well, Judas was the treasurer of the Apostles.

Last until he followed the siren call of a higher bonus Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 12, 2017, 05:15:55 PM
Allegedly. There are different stories about what his business was.

Last or perhaps he simply was jealous Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 12, 2017, 10:05:23 PM
Or he wanted to force The Lord's hand.

Last some sects worship Judas as a saint because without him the whole redemption gambit would have failed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 16, 2017, 08:14:37 PM
I dunno, I suspect the whole thing has been grossly misread.

Last OTOH twelve men live together, two of them are caught kissing, one of them is crucified and the other hangs himself, at any other time it would've been interpreted in a very different way... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 17, 2017, 09:05:11 PM
There has also been some BDSM speculation about the whole crucifixion thing.

Last Ridiculous! BDSM crosses are X shaped Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 20, 2017, 04:34:04 PM
In Roman times crosses came in T, + and X shapes, so not a valid excuse.

Last the whole martyrdom thing does have a BDSM tint though Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 20, 2017, 06:49:23 PM
The X was for direct torture, the T (and in particular those permanently installed as on Calvary) for slow execution with no need for extra treatment.

Last and it's of course a matter of practicality Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on July 03, 2017, 04:49:17 AM
It's enough to make one thing that the Twelve Step program come out of the Stations of the Cross.

You have no idea how happy I am to see you have been posting in my absence. My overload has not yet reduced. It all culminates this week. It's like the three buses coming along at once. I am now quite near the end of module 4 of my course, so some progress on that. Doubtless I shall be moaning about module five soon but it is the last module. I have to get 70% to pass. Hmmm.

Slight technical fault at present. Forum won't upgrade, gives an error, but I'm on the case. And I've still got my "To Do" list.

It's so good to come back and see you all. I have been on FB quite a bit, following the rise of "Oh Jeremy Corbyn". Great Glastonbury. The Maybot is totally out of control and we have the fiasco of the bung to the DUP. Everything is insane at present. How the mighty are fallen.

Last And I shan't mention the "B" word Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 03, 2017, 04:55:38 PM
I assume you mean the one sounding like a brand of dog food and not the female dog ;-)

Last I hope there is no Mr. Hem attached to the tin ear lady Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on July 04, 2017, 02:25:11 AM
A new cleaner started today. I liked her. Not quite as good a cleaner as I've had before, but good. I am just hoping she will come next time and stay with me. If they don't want the job they rarely say so ahead of time. I would so like one of my current endless items needing doing to be scratched off the list.

My pharmacy continues to fail to deliver the medication so add that to the list. They endlessly claim they can't get hold of stuff, though why they can't keep stock is a puzzle as I have the same meds every month. This inability of pharmacists to get drugs seems a national problem, but is it happening elsewhere in Europe? (soon I won't be able to ask questions like that as we won't be in Europe, though I have no idea where will be as I doubt other continents want us).

Last it's not over til the fat lady sings Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 04, 2017, 12:08:06 PM
Not a British pharmacy problem alone.
I recently tried to get some cream of tartar (potassium bitartrate) from several local pharmacies. They had it in the catalogue and could tell me what the price was depending on the amount but said that they could not order it (anymore). They had no idea why since the stuff is a common food additive/baking ingredient, not a controlled substance. I could not use the stuff sold as baking ingeredient in other shops because there it was usually pre-mixed with baking soda and/or other stuff.

I do not know about your medication. Has it a very limited shelf life? May there be some prohibition or other hurdles about keeping it in stock? If it's prescription they may not get it without the written prescription (afaik it's that way for some controlled substances over here).

Last basic incompetence at some level is of course the likeliest explanation Post

For distraction and delect(at)ion:
http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2017/06/rock-sculptures-suspended-within-bell-jars-by-their-own-weight-by-dan-grayber/
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 05, 2017, 04:37:17 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 04, 2017, 12:08:06 PM
basic incompetence at some level is of course the likeliest explanation
Competency (or lack thereof) is a matter of frequency, that is, how frequently do you find it and compared to other places frequencies.

Last incompetent density per squared Km Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 13, 2017, 06:23:36 PM
Density should only be applied to volume.

Last even if weavers and producers of paper treat their stuff as two-dimensional Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 19, 2017, 02:58:50 PM
What is the volume of incompetence then?

Last speaks volumes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on July 21, 2017, 07:39:30 PM
I like Display Case Mechanism #6. 2016. Mixed. 24.5″ x 16″ x 11″ best. Beautiful.

Frequency -= 1 in 24 (days)

I think there are three problems.

1. Their stockroom is tiny so I think they don't hold enough stock..
2. They are incompetent - eg. I have to phone them to remind them to send my tablets - eg today they were delivering but they haven't so I will have to phone
3. They say it's the manufacturers who sell to India and places at huge prices for profit so none left for us. I cannot judge if this holds water.

Someone ought to open a chain-store: "All the stuff you should be able to get in your pharmacy but can't."

Last can one still get "Old Spice" or is it illegal? Post

PS. We have hit a problem updating the software (smf). It has failed and some tables seem to be missing. I can't work out how it is still running at all. We may have to lose some of late June/early July posts. I will keep you informed..
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 24, 2017, 10:34:54 AM
Given the hype tablets are sold out in many places.

Last deliberate misunderstanding Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on July 26, 2017, 12:17:54 AM
Hype is over-rated.

My webhost has done that thing that many support supposed-techs do. He has repeated the advice his predecessor gave, ignoring my answer that I had done that. Time waste. It's better when a single support tech owns one's support ticket but that seems to have gone out of fashion. I have posted my problem on the smf forum.

Last slightly frustrated Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on July 27, 2017, 08:00:51 PM
Forum now upgraded to smf 2.0.14 overcoming error........ Griffin wacked the error, go away.

Other work to do still. But at least s/w up to date.

Last double Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 27, 2017, 11:47:03 PM
Last Yay! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 12, 2017, 12:30:01 PM
I think it's my turn again to claim the Last Post given how little else activity we have at the moment.

Last apart from mystery droppings Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on August 14, 2017, 03:08:16 AM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! Another problem revealed by backing up the updated forum. We have two sets of tables in one database. Very very odd. I can't see how this has happened. The installation was good the last time I looked. Which was probably before my web host changed servers. ??. The installation software people are being helpful. I think too helpful. I think making it more complicated than it is, as I think one of the sets of tables can just be deleted as we are not using them. There is then just a problem of why "update" works on the second set of tables (correct) and "backup" throws up the old version which we are not using. Probably some setting not right.

I really haven't got time for this right now. We seems to be carrying on OK so am going to delay sorting it out and I think no harm done.

Last How about the volume of a bouffant hair style? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 15, 2017, 05:54:02 PM
Quote from: Griffin on August 14, 2017, 03:08:16 AM
How about the volume of a bouffant hair style?
Are you talking about Agent Orange?

Last danger Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on August 17, 2017, 03:45:06 AM
Agent Orange is outdated.

Lastnasty things relegated to the past, unlike white supremacy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 17, 2017, 06:25:37 PM
Outdated like leaches and bloodletting?

Last besides, didn't you hear from Agent Orange himself that it was wrong to remove the "beautiful" confederated statues? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on August 18, 2017, 06:07:05 AM
Leaches and blood-letting must have acted as a placebo, otherwise they would have found out it didn't work.

Last confounded statues must be disappeared but you can't change history that way Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 18, 2017, 10:05:30 PM
Leeches have come into use again for certain therapies (not just as 'alternative' medicine)

Last as have maggots Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on August 20, 2017, 10:34:06 PM
I know about maggots, don't they eat stuff? But leeches? That seems odd, or are they used as a form of dialysis?

Last beleaguered by corrupt systems and blue screens of death Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 21, 2017, 02:53:48 AM
Apparently they are used for skin grafts and related:

http://health.howstuffworks.com/medicine/modern-treatments/leeches-in-modern-medicine.htm

Last who knew? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2017, 06:34:33 PM
Even some kinds of ants have a medical use. The soldiers of one species can be used to clamp wounds/medical incisions.
Position their heads, let them bite, then screw off the body. The mandibles stay closed until the wound has healed.

Last no danger of allergic reaction to suture material and thus less nasty scars Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on September 09, 2017, 06:54:07 PM
HP fiddling with my laptop has led to total failure. It has a new motherboard for corrupt memory but BSOD still happened. So, I have a temporary installation of Ubuntu and I don't really like the interface. HP will be sending me a USB with Windows fresh installation and I am very cross because I think they should have gone on investigating the BSOD once memory corruption dealt with. I did tell them the memory corruption was a red herring but they won't listen.

So that's why I haven't been around and haven't been sorting out our screwed up forum, which is not behaving as screwed up.

Last may be off air until laprop restored to full service Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 09, 2017, 07:03:45 PM
Do you have a way to run Memtest+?

http://www.memtest.org/

Last you can install it in on a USB drive and do a test Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on September 11, 2017, 04:53:30 PM
Yes, memtest run. Since they changed motherboard there is no corruption. The original problem still happens.

Today I got a DVD of Windows 10 Pro x64 to fresh install. The laptop does not have a DVD drive and a USB stick was ordered. They know the model so me very cross with them. Stupid nerdy idiots.

Last actually I bought a DVD drive as an accessory but they don't know that - I may be off air a while as I will be re-installing everything and it is a lot - repeat glad ok Zono Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 05, 2017, 08:42:23 PM
What end up happening with the laptop?

Last I have been resurrecting a pair of old laptops myself Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on October 05, 2017, 09:17:33 PM
The laptop is back up running - good so far.

Data all restored.

Software re-installing stalled about 2/3 of it. Luckily I got my desktop back, and my downloads directory so I can tell what s/w needs re-installing, but it's taking forever. I have all the software I use all the time back, only rarely used still to do.

I hate the way support staff glibly say - re-install Windows - they don't seem to be aware they are leaving you with weeks of re-installing everything. But I suppose they are reading from scripts. Did I say about the support agent who had never heard of the Registry - didn't even know the word.

Still no time to sort this forum out but as long as it works as it is we should be ok. I am now doing my accounts in order to complete my tax return (deadline looming) and all my time is being spent on this. Remember, I generally only get 2-3 hours of usable time in a day, and that's not even every day as some are wiped out.

What has happened to the 2 word story?

Last frantic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 07, 2017, 10:35:19 AM
Low activity lets overlook dormant threads?
Occasionally I can't find a proper continuation and then forget about it.
In the past there were enough people around to come up with something.

Last currently a bith through the wind while having much to do in a hurry at the same time Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on October 20, 2017, 01:57:44 AM
You and me both.

My accounts are finished Hurrah!

Now I can start on my tax return, although that requires more than just information from my accounts and my bed is covered in bundles of papers randomly distributed because Carer said she could change my bed linen without disturbing my filing system of bundles, and didn't.

Watch out for Bruder Cuzzen - he found out where we are!!s

Last almost can't walk at all now and still re-installing software - two not related Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 20, 2017, 07:18:04 AM
I just noticed that your post count is extremly low (193?), as are your Warm & Fuzzies.
And I did not notice your change of avatar either before.

Last self-degradation? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on October 21, 2017, 11:14:18 PM
Yes, I have two logins. My normal one is Griffin Noname. But while fiddling with this new construction, I am using the one I don't use so that my normal one's post counts and so on don't get altered but can be picked up where I left off when we were still under Mental Block's web hosting.

There is a fascinating back story. MB got my name on the Joomla side different to my name of the SMF side.

Actually I now have an additional login as the administrator of the whole kaboodle.

Unfortunately, I have just discovered with the help of Aphos that some board permissions have not transferred properly. Some have, some haven't. I would guess this is relevant to something you said about not seeing something or other. Can you remember what?

Permissions were complex. I will struggle to reset them. I am cross.

Last overwhelmed Post

ps. my avatar has changed because of Photobucket - see email I sent out.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 28, 2017, 09:09:22 AM
And now for something completely different: kung fu cats
https://petapixel.com/2017/10/25/photos-cats-martial-arts/

Last kick it, kittie! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 28, 2017, 02:42:16 PM
Murderous cats!!!

Last the horror! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on November 03, 2017, 05:04:30 AM
Like the three cats ones.

I am clinging on to life Jim, but not as we know it. I hate not driving. It has just got all too difficult.

Last compensatory nice things to eat Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 03, 2017, 06:43:30 AM
Fortunately cats tend to be solitary

Last unlike e.g. army ants Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on November 08, 2017, 09:49:31 PM
Cats are the most posted pictures on Facebook. I think. Ok, I just made up that statistic. But it's as good as any other.

My car got it's MOT but I haven't had mine.

Last to where should I move house? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 10, 2017, 01:42:58 AM
99% of statistics are made up.

Last I pulled that out of my *** Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 11, 2017, 04:47:03 AM
In these days of fake news, I think it's more like 127% ::)

Last yeah I know that smilie ain't gonna work, but you know which one it is Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 14, 2017, 01:57:30 AM
But now we have Fake news and fake News.

Last if we say it it's true otherwise it's fake Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 16, 2017, 09:40:37 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 14, 2017, 01:57:30 AM
Last if we say it it's true otherwise it's fake Post

...until we change our mind on it.

Last which by definition never happens, fake news to the contrary Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 17, 2017, 02:20:04 AM
We have always been at war with East-Asia.

Last who said you can't learn from those commies? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 19, 2017, 05:03:15 PM
Those that consider learning itself a commie thing.

Last not a single person mentioned in the Bible had a PhD Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 20, 2017, 04:09:55 PM
Who taught them how to read?

Last no hope in sight Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 21, 2017, 10:14:37 PM
Remember.  No matter how many lemons life throws at you, you can always have the

Last Lemonade Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 22, 2017, 07:25:23 PM
Right now those look more like rotten oranges.

Last make it stop Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 28, 2017, 04:15:19 AM
The Last This is bad.  This is very bad. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on November 29, 2017, 12:56:41 AM
And getting worse. I don't like the sound of it at all.

Last duck if necessary Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 30, 2017, 03:27:20 PM
There will be no duck survivors.

Last dead duck Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 01, 2017, 03:35:29 PM
Last sitting duck Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 01, 2017, 04:20:00 PM
Look at this image:
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Last the idea of a sitting duck looks horribly cruel from that perspective Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 05, 2017, 07:25:09 AM
Male ducks are cruel (sitting on female ducks).

Last and their screwing parts are screwed in the opposite direction of each other Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 07, 2017, 08:53:00 PM
So what you're saying is that a sitting duck is a happy duck?

Last and a sat [on] duck unhappy? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 10, 2017, 07:54:09 AM
Of course it would be even more true with an h added to the verb there.

Last G#d s[h]ave the Queen Post
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Post by: Aphos on December 11, 2017, 09:07:32 PM
Last It's good to be the king Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 14, 2017, 07:47:31 PM
In ancient Egypt the pharaohs (both male and female) wore (false) beards (and in case of the men shaved).

Last I look better with a beard but don't like the feeling of having one* Post

*sweating leading to a rash if not shaved-off in time
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Post by: Aggie on December 16, 2017, 12:55:07 AM
I can't grow one worth keeping, so I don't bother.  I'm also contrarian enough to relish being clean shaven in an area where most guys grow at least a bit of scruff.


Last it's got about a 3-day sell by date at most Post
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Post by: Aphos on December 16, 2017, 07:36:03 PM
I first grew my beard to announce, "I am no longer in the Air Force".

Last still have it Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on December 17, 2017, 08:17:22 AM
Do you mean you kept that first beard (after first shaving it*), that you never shaved since at all or only trimmed it since?

*a custom of antiquity. Romans shaved when reaching legal adulthood and kept the hair of that first beard (either at home or at a temple).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 18, 2017, 01:31:37 PM
Heh, I even shave my head now.

Last bald truth Post
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Post by: Aphos on December 23, 2017, 07:03:47 PM
Last me too Post

In basic training they cut your hair very short.  Not much more than stubble.  One guy figured he might as well go all the way and shaved off the stubble.  Mistake!  That was a sign of individuality and he got reprimanded for doing it.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 04, 2018, 01:06:12 PM
Signs of individuality will not be tolerated.

Last Happy New Year Post
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Post by: Aphos on January 07, 2018, 08:12:12 AM
Last This year has got to be better than last year, doesn't it? Post
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Post by: Aggie on January 08, 2018, 06:19:26 AM
Ummm... hopefully.

How'd your resolutions from last year turn out?  I think I went 4/12 on mine...  it was to take a pretty woman to dinner once a month (might have done a bit better than that if you count repeats).

This year? Find ways to socialize that don't involve alcohol.  Sort of a sneaky way of saying "drink less" (also cutting out the one-or-two beers at home on random week nights).  I'm in a new town this winter, so it's a bit of a challenge.  It's easier in that I don't have the same social cues and drinking friends from where I was last year, but it's harder to make new friends without a few drinks. I'm not totally off it and not averse to going out for a couple of beers on the weekend.  So far, the best thing I've found is dance church on Wednesday nights...  nice to be able to go dance any way you feel while completely sober.

Last and maybe I'll meet some people on the chairlift... skiing three days a week when I'm not in school Post

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Post by: Swatopluk on January 11, 2018, 07:24:28 AM
I had hoped for a teaching position starting in February but only got on the waiting list.
The Chemistry/Latin combo is not in overwhelming demand it seems.

Last for the better of both kiddies* and myself Post

*not my own, there aren't any
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Post by: Aggie on January 12, 2018, 03:23:23 PM
Should have been a biologist, I suppose.... The Latin comes in handy for taxonomy.


Last Abies Vulpes Merluccius Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 12, 2018, 04:13:23 PM
Not my cup of lymph, sorry.

Latin was the easiest for me (I had 9 years of it at school and a few refreshers since then).
My other potential choice, history, was explictly not in demand.
Of the most common to combine with chemistry,i.e. physics or math, I can grasp enough of to put to use but not enough to seriously teach them even to kids. I call that a purely functional approach.

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Post by: Aggie on January 14, 2018, 02:37:08 AM
My heart was with biology but my head was with chemistry, when I was a university student... The established wisdom was that there were too many biology grads, and employment was tough to find. My original plan was to finish a BSc and then go into teaching, but I dropped out to take Environmental Technology at a polytechnic. Now I'm an apprentice electrician.  Eh, I've been white collar, green collar, pink collar, blue collar.... not black collar yet but maybe one day, who knows? (hmm... there are a few definitions for black collar worker... I always thought it meant clergy - based on Catholic attire).

My general approach to education and employment is to keep dumbing down the school in favour of in-demand and reasonably well-paying employment. I'm no career man (completely allergic to management positions) and hate making too much money; there's a level of pay after which the company owns you and it's nearly impossible to take time for yourself, because you can't afford to take a day off.

The government pays me well to go to school this winter, but the days are short and I get Friday afternoons off to ski.  The studies are rudimentary for a science student (if you've done any physics whatsoever, and can handle simple algebra and trigonometry). I'm done all the course work that we're supposed to cover by Feb 1st already.

Last it's just go through the material, and stick it in your head. Rinse, repeat. Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 20, 2018, 04:32:57 PM
Just back from the cinema.
Cold Skin
One could say Lovecraft with partially reversed roles

Last some nitpicks but in total not disappointed Post

Edit: This was a rather fish(man)y weekend. I added "The Shape of Water" on Sunday to the above.
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Post by: Aphos on January 22, 2018, 02:47:56 AM
Last hip hip hurray for the bizarre Post
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Post by: Griffin on January 22, 2018, 02:57:37 AM
So things have moved on.

Sorry about the waiting list Swato. If you  came over here we could get you onto an NHS waiting list which would probably turn out to be permanent.

My life is plus ca change. Except. One son now MD (President in US speak) of a smallish self contained business which is part of a very large engineering company (you would all have heard of it, it is worldwide but English). The idea is he is new and supposed to make it grow, but if he can't then he has nothing much to lose as he is new. I don't follow the logic but he is more intelligent than me. His ambition in life was to be an MD so whatever happens he has reached his goal. I doubt he has yet investigated what happens when you have reached your goal. I don't even really have a clue why anyone would want to be an MD as a career choice; it's not like having a passion for hairdressing or something. Still I am proud and pleased for him and all my efforts paid off! The other son is getting divorced in Australia, I don't know how that works as he was married in England and Japan. Perhaps it involves Interpol. I am very sad about it as I am fond of my daughter-in-law and I thought they were a happy family. Easy to fake it on Skype I suppose. Anyway, turns out he has been very unhappy for years, since she came to England many years ago. What would I know, they seemed happy to me back then. So my other son thinks it is a good thing as he will be happy now. But I can't quite get there yet. And it's my grandchildren where it's only his niece and nephew. Grandmothers have a bigger investment. He should know that as an MD.

So, that's my family dump. I am iller than I was, but not in any interesting way, just the same, but worse same. But I don't regard that as newsworthy.

I now, belatedly, claim the Last impossible to be happy without it Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 22, 2018, 04:46:35 PM
Family is weird by nature.

Last I loved the shape of water Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 24, 2018, 10:15:15 PM
Seeing Sally Hawkins in that movie reminded me extremly of the late German actress Evelyn Hamann not just by looks but even more so by movement and mannerisms.

Last it helps that she ist best known for (mainly TV) roles in the actual era where TSoW is set Post
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Post by: Griffin on January 25, 2018, 05:07:52 AM
I love Sally Hawkins. She was brilliant in Happy Go Lucky.

My list of films I have missed grows ever longer. Datewise I am still at the stage of Suffragettes which I think is about a year ago, maybe more. I am going to watch I, Daniel Blake soon though. Someone died yesterday who had been refused sickness/disability benefits on the grounds nothing wrong with him. There have been many suicides. There's awful stuff going on. On the topic of increasing number of food banks, Jacob Rees-Mogg (Tory MP) who is very wealthy, vast stately home, said it was "inspiring" - outrageous.

Last attempting to get Bluenose to cross the moat Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 07, 2018, 04:54:15 PM
The GOP House leader called cuts to the US health programme for the needy 'fulfillment'.

Last I guess he would call a hanging 'uplifting' too Post

But The Doctors have it not that easy either
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C7Ys_hhHCA
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Post by: Aphos on February 10, 2018, 11:35:00 PM
Last Republican Newspeak Post
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Post by: Griffin on February 12, 2018, 08:30:57 PM
I have managed to watch Suffragettes, it was Inspiring. Makes me want to go out and fight for all the other rights we still don't have, like being paid the same as men for the same work which doesn't happen despite the 2010 equality act.

Last where can I buy some railings? Post
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Post by: Aphos on February 19, 2018, 02:28:29 PM
Last Railings R Us Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 20, 2018, 04:12:06 PM
Why did I read 'rantings'?

Last plenty to rant Post
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Post by: Bluenose2 on February 22, 2018, 12:00:06 PM
Need to keep the idjuts out.

Last fence Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 22, 2018, 10:30:45 PM
Are fences or fencing more effective against  them?

Last do pikemen throw fishes? Post
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Post by: Bluenose2 on February 23, 2018, 02:28:40 AM
I don't know, but maybe that explains all these halibut lying around here...

Last piscatorial Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 23, 2018, 04:54:36 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on February 22, 2018, 10:30:45 PM
Are fences or fencing more effective against  them?
Walls and assault rifles you hear what they say.

Last do pikemen spearfish? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 03, 2018, 08:49:59 PM
I got a rather mad idea.
I intend to translate Atlanta Nights into Latin
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Nights

Titi Rabulii Vestiae Noctes Atlantae quas in linguam Latinam transduxit Animodurus Montanus, cui auxilium tulerunt (insert names of contranslators)

Last may take a while Post
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Post by: Aphos on March 11, 2018, 08:07:50 PM
Last better you than me Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 11, 2018, 09:17:15 PM
I am working on a German translation first to get a better feeling for the task. Currently doing chapter 4.
Latin will be easier in some aspects since the English -ing forms/constructions translate often directly into Latin participia coniuncta while in German one has to do turn them into full subclauses. The main problem will be the modern vocabulary. Short Englich words turn into longer German ones but into whole constructs in Latin. E.g. prom = Abschlußball = ballatio scholae finiendae (or ad scholam finiendam or scholae finitae occasione?).

Last fun but time-consuming Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 14, 2018, 02:00:18 PM
In a rare double post:
Looks like Stephen Hawking left the mortal plane. He missed the ride on Elon Musk's car to Mars by a few days it seems.
Wouldn't that have been a spectacular combo?

Last One free round of Pangalactic Gargleblaster and a moment of silence for everyone please Post
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Post by: Aphos on March 17, 2018, 05:46:32 PM
Last I iz sad Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 17, 2018, 09:46:55 PM
Unfortunately, the word 'sad' will have to be struck from the English language due to abuse by The Donald.

Last couldn't he use Sartre instead? Post
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Post by: Aggie on March 18, 2018, 02:17:55 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on March 14, 2018, 02:00:18 PM
In a rare double post:
Looks like Stephen Hawking left the mortal plane. He missed the ride on Elon Musk's car to Mars by a few days it seems.
Wouldn't that have been a spectacular combo?

Last One free round of Pangalactic Gargleblaster and a moment of silence for everyone please Post

If this isn't an allusion to Icelandic dystopian fiction (as well as English sci-fi), is should be.

Last Elon Musk is isn't Lovestar, but he's not that far off Post

Happy St. Pat's!
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 18, 2018, 04:10:45 PM
There are indeed some similarities. What's missing is the deep saturation with artificial nostalgia.

Last a lovechild of Musk and Disney would come closer Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 20, 2018, 04:20:58 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on March 18, 2018, 04:10:45 PM
a lovechild of Musk and Disney would come closer
I'm having trouble picturing that.

Last electric Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 20, 2018, 08:45:53 PM
Nothing modern biotechnology should be unable to solve.
The question is what incubator to use.

Last natural preferred Post
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Post by: Aggie on March 21, 2018, 05:36:04 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 20, 2018, 04:20:58 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on March 18, 2018, 04:10:45 PM
a lovechild of Musk and Disney would come closer
I'm having trouble picturing that.

Genetically engineered Mickey Mice that eat children. ;)

I prefer the Big Bad Wolf though.

Last dang, I love that book Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 21, 2018, 04:48:26 PM
I thought Mickey already ate children.

Last haven't you seen South Park? Post
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Post by: Aggie on March 23, 2018, 05:48:45 AM
It's been some years since I've seen South Park.... it used to be free to stream on the Comedy Network, but they discontinued that.

Last and I don't have TV... don't really do video for the most part. Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 23, 2018, 03:22:10 PM
I believe they let you see the latest episodes on the app.

Last but you need a tablet or smart phone for that ;-) Post
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Post by: Aggie on March 28, 2018, 05:00:51 AM
It was a country viewing rights thing, I think.  Canada doesn't get access to a lot of things that the US does.

Last we can't even buy MP3s from Amazon, although they will ship us CDs Post
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Post by: Aphos on March 30, 2018, 04:00:31 PM
Last Yeah, but we have to put up with Trump.  You just have to live next door to him. Post
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Post by: Aggie on March 30, 2018, 05:34:06 PM
Last yeah, which is why we support a border wall wholeheartedly. on OUR border Post

I'm not a huge fan or detractor of our PM, but at least it's nice to have someone in office who's not actively sinister (perhaps a little incompetent, and a second-generation politician, but his heart seems to be in the right place).
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 02, 2018, 05:04:34 PM
At least he's a bit more than a pretty face.

Last the president of Mexico OTOH...* Post

*there are websites with counters of how many days without his silliness
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Post by: Griffin on April 13, 2018, 02:44:26 AM
And now we get to WWWIII

Last soon, or maybe not so soon, apparently Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 17, 2018, 07:00:35 PM
Not this time, fortunately.

Last but not for lack of trying Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 20, 2018, 11:21:50 AM
Given the low posting activity, the war is either already ongoing (everyone occupied*) or past (with insufficient survivors)

Last Post (waiting for the chorus)

*in both senses of the word
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 24, 2018, 04:31:05 PM
The war is over and we lost.

Last sorry for the long absence, I've been reasonably busy Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 27, 2018, 08:03:30 AM
Now's the question: will Iran or NK come first?

Last or will a third option be taken to get hot? Post
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Post by: Aggie on May 28, 2018, 05:25:17 PM
Depends on who has bigger pull in Washington these days, frackers or Apple.

Last not quite time to go short on Samsung yet, is it? Post

Moving between towns again, I'm sick of moving.  Hopefully the next move will be to my own house.
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 28, 2018, 09:29:09 PM
And a nice South China Sea diversion is brewing too it seems.

Last how big a bribe will Beijing have to offer to take Taiwan without US interference, btw? Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 29, 2018, 04:39:27 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 28, 2018, 09:29:09 PM
how big a bribe will Beijing have to offer to take Taiwan without US interference, btw?
I dunno, every analyst here calls DT's style "transactional" which sounds like you could do those kinds of plays, but the whole ZTE incident proves that his attention span is so short that he wouldn't be able to commit to a large endevour like that.

Last he is transactional in that today he gets his burgers from McD's and tomorrow he may get them from BK Post
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Post by: Griffin on June 22, 2018, 05:30:55 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 29, 2018, 04:39:27 PMhis attention span is so short that he wouldn't be able to commit to a large endevour like that.

But long enough to damage families irrevocably.

Aggie, tell us more on your move in your thread.

I too have been too busy. I am still really but bored with it. I have an offer on my house and had my offer accepted on a flat in assisted living.

I have just read that families never visit people in assisted living. Mine don't visit me anyway. So that's alright.

I despair in our Gov. they continue in policies to kill off undesirables. The dead are rising, but will they attack the Gov.?

Last never have so many had it so bad in England's green and pleasant land/sub] Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 29, 2018, 04:38:29 PM
Quote from: Griffin on June 22, 2018, 05:30:55 PM
But long enough to damage families irrevocably.
They're damaging more than that.

Last it's a matter of time for them to reach Cheneyesque levels of damage Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 08, 2018, 09:36:34 AM
Had a rather strange dream this night.
I was sitting in a room (bare white walls, just two chairs) with Charles Darwin. Looking out of the window it was all grainy black and white (like in old movies) outside (inside it was colour). There was a tank outside and a few GIs. But out of the tank's hatch there looked a chimpanzee (and a female GI). Then suddenly a platoon of GIs marched towards the house but they turned out to be apemen (very slender, not just upright walking chimps). Can't remember what happened afterwards. But Darwin did not look up from the book he was reading.

Last no, I have not watched any planet of the apes stuff or something related recently Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 09, 2018, 01:33:44 PM
Have you seen any Darwin cartoons lately?

Last that's the first thing that popped into my mind Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 09, 2018, 03:20:29 PM
Nope, none that I know of.

Last and the last war movie I saw does not fit either Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 09, 2018, 06:42:49 PM
Last creationists forum posts? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 15, 2018, 10:08:26 AM
Not that I remember any.

Last wouldn't be an explanation for GI Pongo either Post
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Post by: Griffin on July 15, 2018, 05:38:40 PM
There's been loads of stuff about expiring species on UK TV recently. 4 black rhinos died when released into the wild from drinking water that was too salty. Darwin would have a fit.

We've just had major peaceful protests re DT visiting - he presumably thought they were all pleased to see him. His worst atrocity was walking directly in front of the Queen and she had to scurry round him to get back on track.

Last floating blimps Post

Video : https://www.nbcnews.com/video/icymi-president-trump-walks-in-front-of-queen-elizabeth-ii-1277051971981
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 18, 2018, 06:37:31 PM
Last the eclipse! Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 19, 2018, 07:42:43 AM
Isn't that a case of crimen laese majestatis?
Why no beefeater escort directly to the Tower of London?

Last he could have been told that he would get knighted and when the sword would come in horizontally instead it would be too late Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 19, 2018, 03:22:47 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 19, 2018, 07:42:43 AM
Why no beefeater escort directly to the Tower of London?
Because they're too Wimpy...

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Post by: Griffin on July 22, 2018, 01:19:39 AM
Ha ha. He is over to you now, Zono.

Our government is trying to fall but doesn't seem quite able to manage it.

Now there is the scandal of an "honest mistake" (breaking a pairing deal).

Last She meant to say dishonest Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 23, 2018, 05:59:18 PM
Lovely and very trustworthy!

Last gentlemen agreements don't include ladies Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 31, 2018, 04:42:27 PM
It's too d#mn*d hot around here. (we might even reach 38°C to-morrow)
I almost wish we had the same temperature in Fahrenheit right now.

Last let it snow let it snow let it snow Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 01, 2018, 05:11:57 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 31, 2018, 04:42:27 PM
I almost wish we had the same temperature in Fahrenheit right now.
Oh, but you will, you will...

Last and how is the humidity? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 01, 2018, 06:36:45 PM
Humidity changing widely. We had a few thunderstorms that drove it up but not the temperature down. Next day back to normal.

If the trend of the preceding years hold I fear we'll have a winter of no freezing sooner or later (and likely sooner).

Last even the North Pole and Siberia are not safe anymore Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 07, 2018, 01:51:55 PM
With the fires in Siberia there's definitively no safety there.

Last California is worse now Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 12, 2018, 05:11:10 PM
About the only place where forest fires haven't occurred within human memory is Antarctica.

Last high vegetation in the modern great deserts disappeared only comparatively recently Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 13, 2018, 02:08:01 PM
Give it some time.

Last may be less than 200 years Post
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Post by: Griffin on August 16, 2018, 08:39:57 PM
Our rate of living longer extending has slowed down. (probably due to Austerity). Don't expect to be here in 200 years, but if I am I'll get back to you on that.

I am nearly at the point of exchanging on my sale and purchase (ie. the contracts are done, but not yet completed, you lose your deposit if you back out between exchange and completion). Still it could all go wrong right up to the moment of exchange. I've had a detour round a much better flat, ground floor with patio, but they took it off the market when I offered the asking price so that was disappointing. Back to 1st floor with lift and no outside. Compromise. I still have nowhere to live while renovating new flat (new to me that is).

We are suffering outright lies about Semitic stuff, especially since Israel now has Apartheid. The English do not understand you can hate the Israeli government without hating Jews. It's all getting rather shocking, a bookshop was wrecked by fascists, we desperately need the government to fall. They've now got a row re Boris and letter-boxes, hoping he gets dumped, he should be, but guessing he won't be.

Last politically unsound Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 23, 2018, 01:56:01 PM
Quote from: Griffin on August 16, 2018, 08:39:57 PM
Our rate of living longer extending has slowed down. (probably due to Austerity).
So it's an anglosaxon thing or just a US/UK thing? Is it happening anywhere else in Europe?
Quote from: Griffin on August 16, 2018, 08:39:57 PM
We are suffering outright lies about Semitic stuff, especially since Israel now has Apartheid. The English do not understand you can hate the Israeli government without hating Jews.
The whole thing is difficult precisely because the official line from Israel itself is that if you criticize the policies of Israel you automatically are antisemitic. No surprise the fascists are taking advantage of that.

Last oblivious to irony Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 31, 2018, 12:06:34 PM
Is there a term for hostile symbiosis?
Usually symbiosis is for mutual benefit, parasitism for one-sided benefits (to the detriment of the parasitised side).
This looks more like mutual parasitism.

Last to (almost) everyone's detriment Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 04, 2018, 01:38:26 PM
Definitively a feedback loop.

Last but both  expressions should make it to the journals Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 13, 2018, 03:42:13 PM
I think someone should post here at least once a month.

Working on an anthology book of my antiquity parodies.
Drafts for cover (front and back) just go finished (see attachments).

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 23, 2018, 09:21:58 PM
Ideally more than once a month...

Last the attachments look nice Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on October 24, 2018, 08:17:27 AM
Working on further illustrations.
Currrently "Phaeton falling from the sun chariot" also with some silly jokes included.
But it's a slow and tedious process given my lack of graphical talent and suitable software.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 24, 2018, 08:47:56 PM
Have you tried the GIMP? It's free and it's quite powerful.

Last like PhotoShop it takes time to master, though Post
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Post by: Griffin on November 14, 2018, 03:42:40 AM
The pics are great Swato.

I have GIMP but no idea how to use it. I use LibreDraw which is not very good and missing a lot of functionality. I used to use PhotoDraw part of MS Office but they never updated it since the '90's so haven't tried it with Windows 10. It was excellent and I could do everything in it.

I can't do restores - I mean I can do them, but they fail. (from created restore points). So I can't install it to see if it works. I hate Windows 10.

For anyone who doesn't know, I am nearly in my new flat. It has all been a mammoth undertaking. I have gone from half dead to three quarters dead. And still way to go.

The Israeli's and Palestinians are shooting each other again tonight. (following on the thread here).

The Mayboot is preparing her cabinet one by one to agree with her EU deal in emergency cabinet tomorrow. Perhaps she will keel over into a hundred years sleep. That might help. No one is allowed to know what the deal is. Of course, that could mean it's a no deal. After all we've had 95% of a no deal for a long while. Personally, I feel the world is going to end on 29th March. and we won't have to wait for climate change.

Last to sleep to be woken by a prince who would make me cocoa. Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on November 14, 2018, 09:58:19 PM
Just came back from Malta this evening.
So much to see, so little time

Last and too much traffic* Post

*about 400K cars on an island that's 27 by 14 km and with extremely uneven landscape.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 26, 2018, 04:39:23 PM
They don't use the cart ruts for mass transit?

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Post by: Griffin on January 10, 2019, 01:38:28 AM
I'm recovering from my move. Very slowly.

I may be about to set that recovery back again by doing too much.

Last Perpetual temptation Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 10, 2019, 01:55:42 PM
Temptation is definitively perpetual.

Last pace yourself Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 10, 2019, 08:44:58 PM
Had a temporary job as a chemistry teacher at a Berlin school from early December 2018 to the end of this week (rather out of the blue of the "I know it is Thursday evening but could you start on Monday" kind). Rather long way there for being inside the city limits and the kids are a bit...difficult. But I see it as first hand experience and what we call a "stress test" over here. I am still a complete noob after all.
If I am lucky I can get another teaching position at another school (Latin only) for a whole year beginning in February (this time not for someone fallen ill but going into maternity leave).
No permanent position in sight at the moment but practical experience may increase my chances over time.
And it's within reasonable walking distance from the university (and most important its library).

Otherwise working on my book of classical antiquity parodies, in particular some illustrations which I may post here.
Planned front cover attached as pdf.

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Post by: Aggie on January 11, 2019, 04:09:20 AM
Teaching, hey? Nice work! (well, depends on the pupils I suppose...)

Nice cover! Please do post more illustrations.

I would be envious of a heated environment to work in if I didn't spend my days off in even colder conditions throwing myself down the steepest possible mountainsides on small fragments of skis (110 cm long) with non-releasable bindings.

Last last Sunday was the best day of the season so far, for me.  But someone else died on the mountain that day. Post
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Post by: Aphos on January 11, 2019, 08:30:30 PM
Last skiing?  I miss skiing Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 12, 2019, 05:42:53 PM
OK, here is the backside cover.

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Post by: Griffin on January 27, 2019, 01:36:09 AM
Wow! the covers are great.

Glad you have some teaching.

Last Perhaps you could get a job teaching chemistry in Latin eventually with that experience.  ;) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on January 27, 2019, 07:33:44 AM
Unfortunately, someone else was chosen for the 1 year Latin position. Another school is looking for a temporary chemistry teacher but I have not much detail there yet (and not that much hope either to be honest).

Another illustration attached. The horses I stole from an existing vase and the Phaeton is a partially reworked Perseus.
As usual some jokes hidden in the inscriptions.
Currently working on a mosaic 'Orpheus before Pluto and Persephone'

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Post by: Aphos on February 01, 2019, 12:16:15 AM
Last I saw the most unusual creature.  It had the head of a horse and the body of a unicorn Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 01, 2019, 08:45:42 AM
Ich bin ein Mischung, die ist ziemlich lecker,
Aus Albert Einstein und Arnold Schwarzenegger
Soweit so gut, doch das Dumme ist nur, ich hab Schwarzenegger's
Hirn und von Einstein die Figur.

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Post by: Griffin on February 02, 2019, 02:33:48 AM
Sorry about the Latin job. Perhaps you would have been chosen in a different era.

Last I prefer creatures with the head of a unicorn and the body of a horse. Post
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Post by: Aphos on February 05, 2019, 01:05:01 AM
Last kangaroos can jump higher than a house, but then houses can't jump Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 05, 2019, 09:28:21 AM
But I get near half a million hits googling "jump house"

And houses can be catapulted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D66e3c8qxIU

Last Btw, why is the plural of house not hice? Post

Edit:attached another illustration. Unfortunately the high resolution pdf is 1.3 MB(the original image is 32.6 MB), so I have to post a low resolution one where quite a few more details get lost.
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Post by: Griffin on February 06, 2019, 09:37:04 PM
Last The devil is in the detail Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 06, 2019, 11:23:33 PM
Just in one of them?

Last I thought he was legion Post

...and another illustration. Unfortunately the original frame turned out to be a tiny bit too short but adding another repetition made it a good deal too long and the filling was done in a way not consistent with the existing pattern (tesserae of the filling spaced much closer than around the text).

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Post by: Aphos on February 10, 2019, 07:45:55 AM
Last no matter where Einstein runs, the zombies follow Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 10, 2019, 08:06:09 AM
So, could he be used to guide the zombies somewhere specific?

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Post by: Aphos on February 17, 2019, 02:30:23 PM
Last the Zombiepocalys is coming Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 17, 2019, 04:38:08 PM
I think Zombogeddon was first threatened in the epic of Gilgamesh:

Father, let me have the Bull of Heaven
To kill Gilgamesh and his city.
For if you do not grant me the Bull of Heaven,
I will pull down the Gates of Hell itself,
Crush the doorposts and flatten the door,
And I will let the dead leave
And let the dead roam the earth
And they shall eat the living.
The dead will overwhelm all the living!

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 18, 2019, 06:01:07 PM
Better not to cross Ishtar/Innana...

Last not of the forgiving type Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 19, 2019, 12:04:10 AM
Aphrodite/Venus inherited that trait.

Last and some extreme worshippers of the Virgin Mary attribute the same to her Post

My latest fake mosaic. Less successful than the previous ones (too obvious fake).
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 19, 2019, 02:32:24 PM
But crossing any goddess normally goes in detriment of the crosser's health, or go try Athena.

Last loved the graffiti Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 19, 2019, 03:35:34 PM
It takes a good deal of effort to provoke Athena and usually she gives a fair warning before she retaliates.
Of course, if you rape one of her priestesses or (if you are her priestess) sleep with another deity in or in front of her temple, she will dispense with the warning (and who could blame her?).

Last Latin authors make here a bit more fickle though but less so than almost any other Olympian or non-Olympian Greco-Roman divine entity Post


Can't remember ever having posted this my only ever attempt at a real mosaic.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 19, 2019, 05:49:36 PM
Loved the owl.

Last it should go on a wall, though Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on February 19, 2019, 08:54:57 PM
It's kept together merely with adhesive tape.
It still exists, I keep it somewhere in a box.
(Why am I writing in iambic trimeters?)*

It was originally planned as part of a larger piece (that was never made).
I work so slowly that any permanent sticking surface (e.g. plaster) to put the pieces on would dry out long before I would be able to finish it.
I am currently thinking about creating a series of portraits of the Olympians with the same material but non-permanently. I.e., I would lay out a mosaic, take photos of it and then dissassemble it again in order to use the pieces for the next one. For that I could simply put the sketch below instead of trying to copy the design on an empty surface.

*OK, that's easy. I was just typing a scene of the satyr play that I am currently working on into the PC and dialogue in these is in that metre.

Last it' a sequel to the Cyclops of Euripides called The Suitors Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 06, 2019, 09:11:01 PM
I was looking at some Roman mosaics and was thinking that it could be hobby: making mosaics for home and placing in the walls, etc.

Last you should number the pieces of yours for attachment Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 06, 2019, 10:54:26 PM
There are quite a few books on DIY mosaics on the market.

What does "number the pieces of yours for attachment" mean?
I thought I deleted the one I accidentally posted twice.
I have developed a bit of a mouse arm doing those mosaics on screen, so I will have to abstain for a while.
Currently working on my satyr play, preparing the critical apparatus.
Have to do another vase painting for the title (showing Odysseus in disguise, Telemachos and Silenos)

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Edit: Here is the  critical edition (not yet proofread and without title image)
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 08, 2019, 03:05:41 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on March 06, 2019, 10:54:26 PM
What does "number the pieces of yours for attachment" mean?
It's a puzzle so at the time of application you give/use the numbered map to paste it to the floor/wall.

Last not only for contractors Post

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 08, 2019, 04:54:41 PM
So, you mean posting it in sections each <1MB?

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 12, 2019, 08:28:11 PM
MB? In mosaic art you make the design and number the pieces on the back and on the map. The more complex the mosaic the more critical it becomes as you wouldn't make the design directly on the wall/floor and the pieces may have slightly different shapes and/or colors (particularly when making scenes with faces/bodies).

Last something similar happens in archaeological reconstructions where the rocks are numbered as those are removed from it's original location for both record (ie, how far was the rock from the original building) and reconstruction Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 14, 2019, 05:28:45 PM
My mosaic material is unsuitable for marking, unfortunately.
Going back to fake vase paintings at the moment.
Let's see, if I can get a palmetto frame drawn properly this time

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 24, 2019, 11:23:11 PM
Don't call them fakes.

Last call them replicas ;-) Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 25, 2019, 09:46:20 AM
More like pastiches.
Including a ficticious background story of two artists from the late Neronian/early Flavian era trying to revive the (by then several centuries) dead art of figurative vase painting.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 25, 2019, 05:33:41 PM
Who said anachronisms are fake?

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 25, 2019, 06:35:48 PM
Before He Trombone made the term 'fake news' popular over here, 'fake' was used in Germany with a more narrow meaning of 'made up, looking real at first sight but at closer inspection/second view obviously not AND intended as such'. In other words we used it more in the sense of spoof than forgery or fraud.
My stuff is intended to look halfway genuine at first sight but with in-jokes in them.
E.g. a layperson could mistake the Phaeton vase painting for a genuine antique but anyone knowing Greek would recognize the inscriptions to be spoofy.

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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 26, 2019, 04:29:19 PM
Last carefully anachronistic shall we say? Post
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Post by: Aphos on March 26, 2019, 09:38:51 PM
Last utterly meaningless Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 27, 2019, 08:35:39 AM
Is it mean to seek for meaning?

Last the field of mine is a mine field Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 29, 2019, 01:28:48 PM
The meaning of meanness has been sought.

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Post by: Swatopluk on March 30, 2019, 05:18:16 PM
I just finished the translation of my satyr play into English.

Could someone here be so kind as to check it for grammar mistakes that cannot be excused by poetic licence?
In particular I am uneasy about the choice of correct tense in places (when to use simple past, present perfect, past perfect)
I tried to stay as close to verse by verse as possible without the translation being in verse itself (apart from Silenos' elegy and the exodos of the satyrs) but not fully prosaic either.

The original German can be found further up the thread as a pdf.

Last the punctuation is extremly erratic in the original too Post
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Post by: Aphos on March 31, 2019, 06:43:31 PM
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Post by: Swatopluk on March 31, 2019, 09:26:30 PM
Is that something like prästabilierte Harmonie? ;-)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pre-established_harmony

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Post by: Aphos on April 02, 2019, 09:57:44 PM
Last cause and effect Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 04, 2019, 03:59:55 PM
This is turning into word association game 2.0 ;-)

Last Unfortunately, it is a regression ad infinitum Post

Edit: I've attached my satyr play in its German/English bilingual edition with title cover
Would be nice, if anyone here could check the English for sever grammatical errors (in particular incorrect use of tense)
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 11, 2019, 05:07:59 PM
Regression to the mean?

Last not being a native speaker I don't know if would be a good checker for grammar Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 11, 2019, 08:02:23 PM
I guess good enough to find blatant ones.

Here's another one of my fake Greek vase paintings.
In case that is not clear, Hermes is based on Heintje ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heintje_Simons ) and Apollo on Karel Gott ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karel_Gott ).
Since over here Gott is particularly know for the title song of the German version of Maya the Honey Bee ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya_the_Honey_Bee ) and the mother of Hermes is Maja, there is even a connection (and thus a picture of a bee included).

Last intertextuality Post
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Post by: Aphos on April 14, 2019, 09:13:48 PM
Last tax time Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 18, 2019, 05:13:45 PM
This isn't the word associaton thread!

Last quite taxing Post

Added: another pseudo-Greek vase.
This one is based on a (once very popular) German bawdy song
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wirtinnenvers
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Post by: Aphos on April 19, 2019, 07:57:09 PM
Last sadly, you can not avoid death or taxes Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on April 19, 2019, 09:14:26 PM
You can avoid the latter by the former, if starting early enough.

Last although I hear birthing is quite taxing Post
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Post by: Aphos on May 03, 2019, 07:29:45 PM
Last living can be quite taxing as well Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 03, 2019, 11:41:03 PM
So, is taxonomy the same as etatism and buyology part of echognomics?

Last a brontological Quetschung Post
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Post by: Aphos on May 04, 2019, 09:12:26 PM
Last taxonomy has given way to cladistics Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 07, 2019, 10:57:41 PM
Latin: clades = military defeat, also doom

Last so we went from taxes to doom Post
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Post by: Aggie on May 10, 2019, 05:04:59 AM
Taxonomy? Abies Vulpes Merluccius!


Last few people seem to find that punny Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 10, 2019, 06:37:24 AM
I don't get it fully either. Interpreting it as Latin words not species gets me 'You'll go away you hakish fox'.

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Post by: Aggie on May 16, 2019, 05:41:28 AM
I don't suppose it makes any real sense in Latin, but in common English terms for the genera it's a slang expression of exasperation.

Last Post, fir fox hake!
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 16, 2019, 02:11:59 PM
I guessed something in that direction but thought in too complicated a way.

As for Latin, I wrote an ode recently (in a try to latinize a sonet of mine) as the alleged inspiration for a vase painting I also did.
Both attached as a (single) pdf to safe storage space.

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Post by: Griffin on May 26, 2019, 08:55:31 PM
Relieved to see this is ongoing, word association apart, as feeling guilty for absence.

I am really very unwell from the move, although the move itself has been a success. I never get a chance to rest enough to find out if I can recover to the level of health prior to the move (not that this was good, but it is probably all I can hope for). Hence my time for any activity is drastically limited.

I am still doing moving things. There's plenty still to be sorted and put away or assigned a permanent location. Also I am still sending out change of address which I cannot believe is so extensive, seems never ending. At the same time stupid things have been happening, like my new glasses not getting delievered three times when they said they would be, never ending phone calls to people dong their jobs badly or not at all. I have the final refurbishment contractor visit this coming week, the shower leaks and the toilet blocks up, and some painting to be done.

I am happy I have moved. I love my new place. I am getting better at driving my power chairs.

Meanwhile the country is going to ruin. I probably moved just in time.

Last life sometimes seems to busy for living Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on May 28, 2019, 08:43:24 PM
Get better soon and don't forget to fit some appropriate projectile thrower(s) on your means of movement.

Last and leave the option open for sickles on the axles Post
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Post by: Griffin on July 01, 2019, 07:06:07 PM
I have yet to invest in sickles. However, my walking stick comes in handy. My father was wont to wave his at carers until social services found out! I remember DD using her stick for attack. I am in her footsteps.

The country is not going only to the dogs, but cats, and mice too. All is lost. Boris the Trump-Imposter rules, but for how long? If we Brexit will we still get heat waves from Europe?

Last down with Brexiteers Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 02, 2019, 12:23:54 AM
Why is it always 'down with' when the usual action is lanternizing (which seems more of an 'up' action)?

Last rise up to raze Post
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Post by: Griffin on July 02, 2019, 01:06:13 AM
Perhaps it is knocking off pedestals? It's also taking down a peg or two.

Last that nasty little man is starting a Brexit party Newspaper. Where is the money? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 02, 2019, 08:21:58 AM
If you mean, where is the money from, I assume some RW 'philanthropist' with deep pockets.

Last although for a time pure propaganda rags can be profitable also Post
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Post by: Griffin on July 03, 2019, 07:21:36 PM
Suspected is some Facist Russian source, if not Trump. Turning backs on Ode to Joy rather pathetic.

Last £92 billion loss estimate on no-deal Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 04, 2019, 08:06:46 AM
If so, it's unlikely to originate from the Russian state directly.

Last Ras Putin prefers to play it subtle Post
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 25, 2019, 01:37:44 PM
Putin is very happy to see the chaos but in all fairness he doesn't need to do much.

Last how long did it take to stabilize Britain since the last time it broke ties with the continent? Post

*Sorry for the long delay, been a bit busy
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 25, 2019, 02:21:15 PM
This time the Atlantikwall will be on the opposite shore.
Any plans to seize the French channel islands this time?
But this time it has to be you limeys manning the cardboard box.
(https://earthlymission.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/weird-steampunk-arms-race-between-napoleon-and-england-6.jpg)
https://earthlymission.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/weird-steampunk-arms-race-between-napoleon-and-england-6.jpg

Last but find out first whose long-term plan it was to clone Trump and give the copy a fake bio in order to become PM in time of crisis in the UK Post

Btw, Brexit sounds like some cheap cookie ripoff. Don't fall for cheap imitations.
Boris would actually not look more ridiculous with a Boney hat than without. Plus the guy can even speak French fluently. A conspiracy I say.
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Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 29, 2019, 06:36:30 PM
Wasn't Boris the eternal bane of David Cameron since Eton?

Last although younger, it's really incredible how many parallels with Agent Orange, including that he was born in NY Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on July 30, 2019, 09:59:56 AM
But Boris is the sweeter poison (Revelation 10:9).
Donald manages to be a potent laxative, emetic and poison (although the former two usually work in opposition to the latter).

Last on the road to hell the entertainment better be good Post
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Post by: Aphos on August 05, 2019, 09:51:24 PM
"Boris Johnson is an educated Trump." -- Jonathon Pie

Last Both lie through their teeth.  How can they possibly trust each other? Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on August 05, 2019, 11:16:37 PM
People that always lie are reliable and thus at least partially trustworthy.

Last the problem are people that lie only most of the time Post

----
Edit: I hate to admit it but this Sokoban/Warehouse Guy miniature puzzle defeats me. Can anyoen/body here help me with that?
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 06, 2019, 11:48:26 AM
Hello! Anybody still alive or only the ghosts of squidlings past?

Last Post?
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Post by: Aggie on September 10, 2019, 04:01:27 AM
Living and busy!  Bought 5 acres this summer, planning to build in the spring, back to school this fall for my last round of education in the dark arts (electrical).

Last and the talk of the townsfolk is already turning excitedly to snow Post
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Post by: Swatopluk on September 10, 2019, 11:22:13 AM
I'd love to see some real snow around here again too. The kind that does not instantly melt when hitting the ground or just stays until sunrise after falling at midnight. But hopes are not high in particular after this hot and dry summer (breaking several records again).
Shops are already selling Xmas stuff (September 1st has become the regular start of that season some years ago).

Last the, hopefully, last heat wave just ended Post

Edit:
Inspired by a discussion on another forum yesterday I parodied a famous nonsense poem by grand master Lewis Carroll.

Jabba-bonky

Twas twitcarl and the slimbcile waoaves
Did volpone and whisdog in the bimb
All ginmys were the incelovs
And the maga outbrimb

Beware the jabba-bonky, lass
The kissing maw the pussy grab
Beware of reapish moss cow midge
Shun linseed gray hame scab

AOC tagged the Teigen tweet
The bloatful foe there to deflate
With her cool squad for the orange sod
She congressed then in wait

And while they femproud held their place
The Jabba-bonk atwit in flame
Covfefed through the moran space
And race-broaled without shame

6-9! 6-9! Let's brine the swine!
The Teigen tweet went hashatag
So viral smooth with words uncouth
Deliverslams its smack

And havt youse smacked the Jabba-bonk?
Embrace we now the lassies brave
Oh fringy time! Good clime! Bells chime!
In frant they tapped the clave

Twas twitcarl and the slimbcile waoaves
Did volpone and whisdog in the bimb
All ginmys were the incelovs
And the maga outbrimb

"'Twas twitcarl' means 10pm", said Trumpy Gumby, "when Trump has watched Tucker Carlson and prepares his first round of evening tweets. 'slimbcile' is a portmanteau of slimy and imbecile. 'waoves' is a species of pundit, oafish and always on the warpath."...
to volpone = spreading sly lies
to whisdog = to dogwhistle as an ensemble (aka liejazz)
bimb = a bimbotron disguised as a TV news studio
ginmys = in the state of gin filled sorrow about the mystery of the female
incelov = a Russian incel
maga (needs no explanation)
to outbrimb = to be filled with ourage to the brim
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Post by: Aphos on September 20, 2019, 09:00:45 PM
And today is National Gibberish Day!

https://www.checkiday.com/1c8d5e0f1e0053fb2ec4e450c3b21e02/national-gibberish-day

Last twirligig is dotted in a far reaching hospital dalmatian Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 21, 2019, 02:16:02 AM
Some people may argue that I speak in gibberish all the time.

Last either they don't understand me or they pretend they don't Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 21, 2019, 08:49:36 AM
Well, better gibberish than glibbery

Last and let's not be glib about that Post

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Here's the German translation btw:

Schwafelbumsy

Um Tuckzwitsch schleimstrunz  Kloppmentars
Kötpfiffen/Tölpfufften reineksch im Blondiestall
Ginmies warn Inceloffs in Bars
Und Afden schäumengroll

Hab Acht vorm Schwafelbums, Dirn lütt
Dem Schmatzerschlund und Muschigrapsch
Halt fern dich von dem Moos-Kuh-Mück
Scheu Leinsam-Graham-Flatsch

AOC Teigens Tweet schlägt an
Behufs Entblähung des orangen Schrats
Wider Aufdunsfeind kühnen Hauf vereint
Sie warten im Rondell des Staats

Und während weibsstolz man dort stand
Der Schwafelbums, Schmähgosch entloht,
Cofvevte her durchs Hohlkopfland
Und schamlos streichernd droht

Oh Nein! Sechs-Neun! Geselchtes Schwein
Friß Teigens Tweet arg und viral
Das geht glatt rein mit Text unfein
Die Wirkmacht ist fatal

Dem Schwafelbums bogt ihr es bei?
Umhalst der Mädel wackren Bann
Jauchztag! Juchei! Tandaradei!
Der Petz steppt wie er kann

Um Tuckzwitsch schleimstrunz  Kloppmentars
Kötpfiffen/Tölpfufften reineksch im Blondiestall
Ginmies warn Inceloffs in Bars
Und Afden schäumengroll

Afden = primitive Hominiden mit bläulich-weißem Fell und brauner Unterwolle
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 21, 2019, 12:57:15 PM
Your german breaks google translator.

Last :-P ^__^ Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 21, 2019, 01:42:01 PM
I just fed it to the translator too.
I am actually surprised about the results.
It actually tries to make sense of the nonsense and seeminlgy assumes several words to be misspellings or some blanks gone missing.
And there are some examples of blind guesswork partially backfiring.
Interestingly it knows some old words and is able to give the right translation for the context even when it's not the common one.
E.g. it translates 'Bann' as 'bunch' not as 'banishment'. On the other hand it does not recognize 'Friss' (eat! swallow!) despite being a regular form of a regular non-obsolete German word but (I guess) assumes a misspelled 'fries' and then translates it as 'fry' (which would be the correct imperative form required by the context).
And it gets three attempts at 'Schwafelbums' and comes up with three different results.
Another surprising (but failed) case of analysis is what it makes out of 'Teigen'. It does not recognize it being a proper noun but notices a possible root 'Teig' (dough) and -en as the standard infinitive suffix and then constructs an English verb 'to dough' out of it.

Last auto-translating has made great progress over the years indeed Post

Edit: Letting google translator work on the English version yields an even better result in German. It clearly uses the same analytical tools but has fewer of them botched. But (as I have noticed before at other times) it occasionally tends to leave out words for no apparent reasons, e.g. it translates 'to be filled with outrage to the brim' as 'randvoll sein' (to be filled to the brim) simply dropping the outrage.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 22, 2019, 11:49:31 PM
Apparently it's a form of Machine still Learning.

Last although admittedly German is fricking hard compared to English Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 23, 2019, 08:31:33 AM
According to one theory the vikings robbed English of most of its declension and conjugation suffixes (and keep them hostage on Iceland and the Faroese islands).

Last but they left a lot of words behind when finally kicked out Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 26, 2019, 02:26:15 AM
English is a form of lingua franca.

Last that's why it's so easy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 26, 2019, 08:28:50 AM
Confusing cause and effect?
Neither Spanish nor Arabic became significantly simpler when they became global. To the contrary, Arabic dialects became mutally unintelligible* (and to my knowledge no one actually speaks 'high Arabic' these days anymore).
On the other hand koine Greek was indeed a simplified version of the 'high' language which it later replaced, and that process was influenced significantly by Greek going 'global'

*of course one could say the same about some local variants of English but that is mostly about pronounciation.

Last Let's be happy that the world language is not Sanskrit* Post

*a professor of mine used to say that Sanskrit is for people who consider classical Greek to be far too simple
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on September 29, 2019, 02:47:09 AM
We had a friend who was doing Sanskrit at Cambridge Uni when my ex was there. A nice guy, but a little strange, with a very long beard but it was the 60's.

Variants on English: I cannot understand some local speaks, like deepest Newcastle, I can't even make out the words let alone understand them. But I did learn Gloustershire. (pronounced Glosstersher in London speak). And of course we do have the Featherstonhaughs. (leave you to guess the pronounciation).

I can't do your puzzle Swato but I notice the diamond lowest in the screen is somewhat of a free radical with no iron frame. However, I fear this is a red herring. (idiom and logical fallacy).

I fear I have missed the UK implodes discussion, but don't worry, the next three weeks will keep me on the edge of my seat (um, I mean bed).

Last will Boris break the law again? when will the government collapse? And other questions. Post



Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 29, 2019, 04:01:25 PM
By now I somehow got the puzzle solved (although I cannot remember how anymore).

How different is the actual wording in different English dialects, i.e. would the mutual intelligibility drastically increase if one switched to writing or not? E.g. written standard Icelandic and Faroese are similar enough to be understood by each other without problems (same with Danish/Norwegian/Swedish) while (as far as I have heard) Arabic dialects are different enough that even in written form mutual intelligibility is not guaranteed.

Last of course many consider Danish pronounciation to be something to be criminalized Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on September 30, 2019, 07:56:56 PM
English dialects in certain areas have some words which are specific to them - which I can't understand. I don't know how many and it varies by location. Some are easy to guess, like the Scots' "outwith" ( the word just means the area outside something like you might say "The apple trees are outwith the castle" where no apple trees inside the castle but there are some near the castle. Context is helpful. Other words unguessable even with context. Of course, Pearly talk can be inpenetrable for non-Pearlys (rhyming slang, but you need to know for most) - for example "apples and pears" means "stairs", some are easier to guess than others.

Last haven't turned on the TV/Radio or got News on my phone or laptop. What will be today's News? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 01, 2019, 07:28:59 AM
Default assumption should be: Trump and/or Boris have said something outrageous that would end the career of a normal office holder.

as for language, isn't 'without' a rather absurd word? Even 'unwith' would imo make more sense.

Last Ach, komm'se gehn'se wech Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 08, 2019, 03:07:54 AM
In Spanish without is sin.

Last make your own conclussions Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 08, 2019, 07:54:40 AM
I thought in catholicism 'doing it' 'with' was a sin.

Last damned if you do... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on October 09, 2019, 02:19:29 AM
Idly wanders in, absent-mindedly pokes and prods a few things. "Good Lord, is that a Fanshawe?"  (see Griff's earlier post for the correct spelling)

and while everyone is distracted, leaves with the

Last well, that was unexpected... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 09, 2019, 03:16:18 AM
Don't leave so quickly.

Last you may miss something Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 09, 2019, 01:24:35 PM
It's like the bottle imp. It returns when not sold at a loss.

Last Post

Trumpy Gumby bloats at the top
Trumpy Gumby is a great fop
All the Ghoulianis and midges and Barrs
Turn checks and balances into a farce
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 14, 2019, 04:00:53 AM
Checks and Balances?

Last sounds very much like god, lots of people believe it exists but nobody has seen it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 14, 2019, 12:29:17 PM
Never cashed a cheque?
Classic balances (scales) have become a bit of a rarity though. All electronic and digital these days.

Last is the sowrd of justice only dealing paper cuts? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 01, 2019, 02:18:34 AM
A piece of paper, that represents more pieces of paper, that are now represented by the bits and bytes of the account in a bank server...

Last while with real impact on the real world it couldn't be more ethereal Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 01, 2019, 03:46:15 PM
That's an Ethereal:

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/xcom/images/f/f9/XCOM%28EU%29_Ethereal.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130220210716)
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/xcom/images/f/f9/XCOM%28EU%29_Ethereal.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130220210716

Last and what about chequebook diplomacy? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 03, 2019, 01:50:17 AM
Cheques are once again becoming useful, now that they can be cashed with a smartphone.

Last I still have hundreds of cheques left, but I still don't have a smartphone Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 03, 2019, 07:13:28 AM
Neither have I (not even a simple mobile).
Unfortunately, sooner or later I will have to acquire one. Not for use as a phone but because more and more things require one (e.g. all rent-a-bike services around here).

I rarely use any telephone (and even less so since emails became the standard form of communication).

Last why call, if one can go in person? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 04, 2019, 06:56:57 AM
Yeah, I don't get the point of FaceTime when you can have face time....  long distance family being the big exception. I occasionally skype on the computer with my sister's kids. They're too small to have much of a phone conversation with.

I do have a mobile... a friend gave me one of my favorite past phones again, a Samsung slider with a proper QWERTY button-keyboard. Text is handy enough, and the phone's still enough of a chore to use that it's not too handy. Other than that I'd be relegated to a crappy flip phone, none of which come close to the old Motorola I used to have (and would probably still use if it worked on the current networks).

I also fear I'll have to get a smartphone at some point, at least for work-related things as smart homes become ubiquitous and setting such nonsense up requires using the relevant apps.

Last luddic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 04, 2019, 01:08:16 PM
Why can't we just disAPPear that problem?

Last Is it a problem of ontology that the difference between dial and diable* is be? Post

*i.e. satan
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 06, 2019, 07:27:49 PM
Last one problem in English, the plural of doe v. the singular of do Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 07, 2019, 06:15:35 AM
And the singular of deeds should be dood.

Last but that's  clearly a dud, dude Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 18, 2019, 06:53:11 PM
And the past tense of do should be doed.

Last around and around Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 19, 2019, 04:50:04 PM
No, that would be 'turned into a doe'.

Last which/witch occasionally gets done Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 23, 2019, 08:24:41 PM
Which? Jane or John?

Last deerly deceased Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 24, 2019, 09:21:24 AM
Do we have to genderise everything?

Last Johnine? Post

And since that was not the most clever answer, here something soothing instead.
(http://www.optipess.com/comics/2010-07-23-193-small-wee-ones.png)
http://www.optipess.com/comics/2010-07-23-193-small-wee-ones.png
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 27, 2019, 11:58:31 PM
(http://www.logicalcreativity.com/jon/plush/19_Closer.jpg)



Last IA! IA! CTHULHU FHTAGN! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 28, 2019, 05:42:18 PM
I am seriously considering writing an ecloge (pastoral poem) on Lovecraftian themes - in Latin.

General plot: Asenath (The thing at the doorstep) works as a Deep One fish herder (piscultrix/piscolicus/pisculcus?) and sings a song about Cthulhu. The grandmother of the protagonist of Shadow over Innsmouth arrives accompanied by Marceline (Medusa's Coil) and calls on her to drive a herd of fish towards Devil's Reef on behalf of Old Man Marsh. Because Asenath is still new to the business, granny sings a didactic song on fish herding (featuring sea grass meadows and kelp forests with their inhabitants).

Hac in mole Rylehque moraritur - Iä - Cthulhu
Mortuus est ast somniat usque ad sidera recta

Sunt protoplasmatici terribiles shoggoti

Shoggoths can be described with the epitheton aptenodytivorantes (penguin eating)

Still no solution found for the "that is not dead..." couplet though. The second verse will likely end with "mors moriatur et ipsa"

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on November 29, 2019, 01:31:27 AM
I don't understand a word of that. My language skills, such as they were, are pretty low down in the battle for brain cells that faking cognition requires these days. May improve after 12th.

Quote from: Swatopluk on October 01, 2019, 07:28:59 AM
Default assumption should be: Trump and/or Boris have said something outrageous that would end the career of a normal office holder.

That almost goes without saying. Another one is that something else will be Corbyn's fault.

Quote from: Swatopluk on October 14, 2019, 12:29:17 PM
Classic balances (scales) have become a bit of a rarity though.

Back in the days I had babies, we had to weigh them on ancient balance scales. I quite enjoyed putting on and removing smaller and smaller weights until it levelled. But it does seem amazing to think it was just routine, just what one did. As I enter old age the world does begin to feel quite hostile, but I do try to keep up (ha! I have a smartphone, and even use Whatsapp.). I'm not sure what one does with an Oyster card but I am unable to use public transport anyway (but even in the 60's in Paris I bought my billet in a Newsagents).

I have learnt how to use my digital scales. As I step on, they flash up intermittently either one LB below my actual weight, or one LB above my actual weight, before settling on my actual weight. Thus I know where I am heading within a few ounces. I suspect the actual number of ounces could be displayed but would spoil the design. Measuring ounces must be possible! I have lost over a stone on a low carb/high protein diet which is dead easy to keep to. I lose around a lb a week. It's slow but steady, missing the odd week here and there. My target is losing 3 stone so well on my way after six months. I am doing it for health reasons. I was quite happy with my weight and my wardrobe, but the medics thought otherwise. My waist has gone down 2 inches which is a lot and a problem with trousers/skirts staying up, or rather not staying up.

Last The Daily Mail has some good headlines these days but I won't give them the satisfaction of clicking on to their website Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 29, 2019, 05:32:50 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 28, 2019, 05:42:18 PM
Hac in mole Rylehque moraritur - Iä - Cthulhu
Mortuus est ast somniat usque ad sidera recta

Sunt protoplasmatici terribiles shoggoti

mors moriatur et ipsa


In this massive building in Ryleh waits/remains - Iä! - Cthulhu
He is dead but dreams until the stars are right

The terrible shoggoths are protoplasmic (imagine an amoeba  with a diameter of 20ft)

Death herself may die (in Latin death is female)

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on December 11, 2019, 06:36:44 AM
There is a splendid ammonite jigsaw https://www.thisiscolossal.com/2019/11/nautilus-and-ammonite-jigsaw-puzzles/ but would cost £70 to buy and import. So decided not to buy it for my granddaughter. They don't have one of an amoeba which might be cheaper.

Last please send rescue party if Tory majority Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 11, 2019, 10:17:08 PM
Will they do an animated movie about (Tory Story) about it?

Last to describe the political climate as 'animated' may be an understatement Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 16, 2019, 10:12:04 PM
To go back to the lovecraftian and the cephalopod love (see below).

Last a present for my wife Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 17, 2019, 09:59:28 PM
No design of my own at hand at the moment.
I'd love to practice some craft.

Last let this ex-pope attacked by a multiplied East-Asian artist be a stand-in Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 18, 2019, 04:34:57 PM
That's a really weird one...

Last is there any context for it? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 18, 2019, 11:14:21 PM
There is but the source is German and I do not have the link at hand.

Last may check later Post

Edit:
Here's the artist's website
https://www.yongbozhao.com/english/
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 21, 2019, 09:59:01 AM
Impeachment

Last with nothing else to say Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 21, 2019, 03:22:47 PM
Fox 'News' and Team Trump deny even that to be happened.
The Moss Cow Midge still looks for ways to turn the sham trial in the senate into a not-even.a-trial (possibly by an instant dismiss vote.

Last time for a newt and turtle soup* Post

*too toxic for human consumption, I know. But good to be force-fed to Jabba-Bonk.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 22, 2019, 01:37:16 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on December 18, 2019, 11:14:21 PM
Here's the artist's website
https://www.yongbozhao.com/english/
That is awesome, the references to Bosch and Goya in the same painting with social critique...

Last I'm surprised they let him go back to China Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 25, 2019, 08:04:22 AM
(https://i.etsystatic.com/7538359/r/il/55f2c9/1136625837/il_570xN.1136625837_nzh4.jpg)
https://i.etsystatic.com/7538359/r/il/55f2c9/1136625837/il_570xN.1136625837_nzh4.jpg

Last https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptP0OR-e7rI Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 01, 2020, 12:41:47 PM
And a Happy New Year!

Last ^__^ Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 01, 2020, 03:15:41 PM
May it be the last of Jabba-Bonk and the Moss Cow Midge

Last Post and a toast on and to that (hopefully)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 05, 2020, 12:17:50 PM
The last?

Last not likely if you're talking about what I think you're talking about Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 05, 2020, 01:57:00 PM
Wouldn't it be nice if McConnell went the way of Hastert.
And Trump thrown in the dump?

Provided their work gets dismantled, I wish them a long life to witness it (preferably from behind bars or a homeless shelter).

Last otherwise it'll be lasciate ogni speranza soon Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 14, 2020, 10:59:34 PM
All those monsters have golden parachutes and their minions are training to replace them.

Last things may have to get much worse before they start to improve (and by then it may be too late) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 15, 2020, 06:20:07 AM
Indeed. And a GOP poll about their wishlist of successors for Jabbabonk has junior high up (behind Pence though).

Last and junior seems to be an even greater Idiot. Like the father but without the charisma* Post

*for lack of a better word to descibe the power Jabbabonk has over far too many
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 16, 2020, 07:54:03 PM
Well, the average voter here is, shall we say, challenged so used car salesmen have lots of success with them.

Last from this side of the pond the perception is that Germans are a bit less gullible, is that true? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 17, 2020, 05:57:17 AM
At best in relative terms. We get the disease just a few years later. Cf. the success of the AFD. Most other countries developed their modern RW populist parties sooner and those got nasty and dangerous quicker. We just 'lack' a 'charismatic' leader for the movement.

Last Germany specializes in extremly boring politicians Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 19, 2020, 02:22:09 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on January 17, 2020, 05:57:17 AM
Germany specializes in extremely boring politicians
Gee, how I wish that was the case here!

Last now, south of the border boring politicians are just a front for the criminal enterprise that placed them there Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 19, 2020, 03:47:05 PM
To a certain degree that fits us too.

Last South of us* is Austria Post

*while South of US is either the Old Confederacy or Mexico (depending on your meaning of 'south of').
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 21, 2020, 10:31:42 PM
I was thinking on home and Latin America in general.

Last kleptocratic regimes are sadly the norm Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 22, 2020, 06:30:10 AM
OK, even Austria keeps the corruption on a level that is longterm sustainable.

Last it could be so much worse Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 24, 2020, 12:05:21 AM
Here in the States corruption is starting to creep to levels of unsustainability.

Last in Latin America the levels are unsustainable yet they keep at it willy nilly Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 24, 2020, 07:33:02 AM
From the corrupt's POV sustainable means that the system does not break before (s)he makes his/her exit on his/her own terms.

Last hot potato game Post

Edit: I have some aesthetic question: Which alternative sounds better?

Vita non caret (id / hoc) quoi vis aeterna (iacendi / cubandi) est

pronounced: Vita non caret id, quoi vis aeterna iacendist     (analogous for hoc and cubandi)

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 28, 2020, 11:36:27 PM
Hard to tell when the actual idea may be quite different.

Last are you trying to say "life doesn't care, it is eternally throwing you [around]"?* Post

*animam non curant, circum autem conturbat vos semper?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 29, 2020, 06:11:27 AM
No, it's the Lovecraft verse 'That is not dead which can eternal lie' (followed by 'and with strange aeons even death may die = At aevis alienis mors moariatur et ipsa).
The literal back translation would be 'that is not devoid of life which possesses the eternal power of lying/resting' which stylistically is an enallage for 'power of eternal lying/resting' (for the simple reason that the latter would violate the metrum).
The question is not meaning (id and hoc mean the same as do iacere and cubare) but aural quality. id/iacere has a high pitch, hoc/cubare a lower/darker/duller.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 30, 2020, 10:07:56 PM
Non mortuum est qui iacet in aeternum.

Last that probably makes more sense Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 31, 2020, 05:24:41 AM
But it's not a dactylic hexameter, so I can't use it.
Your's is --.-....--., i.e. no fixed meter at all.
Btw, it would have to be 'quod' (neutral) not 'qui' (masculine) and iaceat (subjunctive) instead of iacet.

Last our barbarian ancestors naturally preferred rhymes and free ictic metres* Post

*on the other hand they came up with something like Dróttkvætt
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 02, 2020, 12:46:20 PM
That goes well beyond my very basic knowledge of latin.

Last ironically for a romance it should be easier for a German speaker considering the declinations Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 03, 2020, 07:18:11 AM
If we had just stuck to Old High German, it would be even closer.
Last since then we dropped the endings in accusative completely and made them optional in dative Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 06, 2020, 10:30:26 PM
That's one of those things that I find mysterious, older languages with higher levels of complexity than their descendants kinda makes sense as those are easier to learn for the conquered, but how did those arose in the first place?

Last you'd expect them to be quite basic in the beginning Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 07, 2020, 05:54:50 AM
At the very beginning language probably was primitive indeed. But fully developed languages all tend to simplify over time.
Sophistication is the art of simplicity ;-)

Last and lazyness is the mother of all invention Post

This book is a nice introduction to the phenomenon:
Guy Deutscher: The Unfolding of Language. The evolution of mankind's greatest invention
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 07, 2020, 11:38:36 PM
I guess I'll have to give that one a look.

Last defying entropy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 08, 2020, 07:53:01 AM
As inconvenient as entropy is, I fear we can/could not do without.

Last at least it can be defied locally if not globally Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 09, 2020, 12:45:58 PM
Too many entropic politicians at the moment to think on any actual defiance.

Last after the explosion comes the heat death of the universe Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 10, 2020, 06:35:47 AM
Too bad we don't use hot air ballons as main means of transport anymore or all the hot air coming from their orifices would come in useful.
(but be careful with the flaming nazi gasbags)

Last full throttle! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 10, 2020, 10:36:48 PM
Their arguments may be lighter than hydrogen but their personalities are heavier than uranium.

Last and frequently radioactive Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 11, 2020, 04:49:31 AM
As stable as astatine and as healthy as polonium.

Last unfortunately more common than the former Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 13, 2020, 06:25:33 PM
Apparently the incidence of Anti-Social Personality Disorder (ASP, AKA psychopathy) is 4% of the population, and not surprisingly they are attracted to power, so many of them are CEOs and politicians.

Last the percentage of radioactive materials in the Earth's crust is way way less than that Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 14, 2020, 05:56:42 AM
But it's a core problem.

Last and down there it's far more heated/hot in both conventional and nuclear terms Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 14, 2020, 02:33:16 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on February 14, 2020, 05:56:42 AM
But it's a core problem.
That's something I don't understand either, half lives of radioactive materials can be in the thousands, perhaps hundreds of thousands of years, but that is nothing in geological terms, how exactly is that they remain radioactive after more than four billion years?

Last whatever is keeping our planet geologically active is keeping us alive though, look at Mars Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 14, 2020, 03:28:40 PM
In particular, what kind of messages pass between distant atoms to decide which is next to decay?
Hello Earth? Alpha Centauri here. We met our quota of thorium decay a week in advance. Could you put yours on hold for a few days, please.

Last but the bet is on game of dice, pace Einstein Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 18, 2020, 10:19:31 PM
Thorium has definitely been placed on hold.

Last quickest way to anger some nuclear energy people Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 19, 2020, 05:42:16 AM
My personal opinion on nuclear energy is: Humans cannot be trusted not to cut corners concerning safety, so I do not support it.
Fusion power may be on the safe side, fission definitely isn't.

Last parts of the chemical industry aren't much better but at least problems tend to stay more local Post

For something completely different: I have attached my latest (pseudo) mosaic (as pdf since the graphics filr is 45 MB)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 24, 2020, 10:46:55 PM
I was reading recently an article about a different way to do fusion using lasers to accelerate the atoms and control the process that way. As an added bonus no need to use deuterium or tritium. It would completely sidestep current tokamak design and avoid superhigh temperatures/pressures to make fusion possible.

As for thorium the whole point is that a salt based design is safer than current designs, but of course, radioactive materials can never be totally safe.

In reality, solar panels are so much easier to make, install and manage that the whole nuclear deal seems more like an overcomplicated subsidy to some mega-corps [cough]GE[/cough] out there.

Last fusion is something that seems useful for interstellar travel but that will take a while Post

Quote from: Swatopluk on February 19, 2020, 05:42:16 AM
For something completely different: I have attached my latest (pseudo) mosaic (as pdf since the graphics filr is 45 MB)
That looks awesome!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 25, 2020, 07:41:20 AM
Ironically (or not) coal fired power plants emit much more radioactiovity via fly ash than nuclear ones (when nothing goes wrong).
Solar kills mainly the workers digging up the special ingredients for making the panels.

Last so, if everything runs as planned the real killer is the coal fired plant Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 26, 2020, 06:52:57 PM
In fairness radioactivity from coal is dispersed enough to make it much less problematic than lead, mercury and particulates emitted.

Last as for the solar panels rare elements, at least there is an active effort to reduce or eliminate it's use Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 27, 2020, 06:48:21 AM
Tell that to people whose drinking water got poisoned by leaking (or overflowing) coal ash ponds in the US.

Last admittedly the heavy metals alone are sufficient for that even when not radioactive Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 27, 2020, 10:26:01 PM
They will die of poisoning well before that cancer gets them.

Last but that is their patriotic duty even if respiratory illness will definitely shorten their lives 30 years Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 28, 2020, 07:56:10 AM
Unfortunately heavy metals often just make life a living hell without necessarily shortening it by that much.
And if they kill, the victims may even think it's too slow.

Last for a quick exit, go organic not arsenic* Post

*not a heavy metal actually
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 03, 2020, 10:32:01 PM
Living hell for many sounds like the goal of a number of business critters.

Last apparently comfort is not so comfortable if everybody else is Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 04, 2020, 07:44:31 AM
Since at least Tertullian (2nd/3rd century CE) we know that many "Christians" think that a significant part of the pleasure of heaven is the knowledge of (and maybe the possibility to watch) the sufffering in hell.

Well, given how dull descriptions of heaven tend to be, the option to watch a real (second) death horror movie may be the only bright spot

Last better than The Sound of Music twice an hour and Jaws I,II and III Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 05, 2020, 09:56:13 PM
The hills are alive, with the sound of torture...

Last there's a particular breed of xtian that for sure would volunteer for torture work in hell Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 06, 2020, 01:43:30 PM
Well, they want to be on the side of the angels.

Last if need be the fallen ones Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 08, 2020, 12:52:31 PM
But to be fair, most would hate the idea.

Last despite feeling righteous about it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 09, 2020, 05:32:11 PM
Those are not the 'right' kind, obviously.

Last Why are those on the left righteous and those on the right sinister? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on March 12, 2020, 06:37:23 AM
Talking of angels, just finished watching TV series Good Omens. Brilliant. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Omens_(TV_series). Worth watching if you can find it from wherever you are. It's on Amazon Prime.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERM-OjqVpv0

Tomorrow we shall probably move from "contain" to "delay" officially but we all know the plan is to kill off all the people who need the Welfare State (or what is left of it) so I don't anticipate much will change. I am isolated anyway, have years of practice, being mostly housebound, so I have an unfair advantage as I have the skills.

Last avoid cruises for now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 12, 2020, 07:59:10 AM
I hope the worst will be over in a month. I intended to go to Malta the weekend around May 1st and would be unhappy to have to skip that.

Germans seem to be thrifty panic buyers. Some products are completely sold out but only the cheap 'no-name' brands. A few cents extra for flour or canned tomatos* of the 'named' brands seem to much.

Last how stereotypically German indeed Post

*I have to assume people intend to eat mainly self-made pizza given the specific gaps on the supermarket shelves
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 12, 2020, 09:00:20 PM
Quote from: Griffin on March 12, 2020, 06:37:23 AM
Tomorrow we shall probably move from "contain" to "delay" officially but we all know the plan is to kill off all the people who need the Welfare State (or what is left of it)
But the situation in Britain is (at least in numbers) much better than in continental Europe or here in the States.

Last not doubting that it crossed their minds though Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 13, 2020, 04:28:29 AM
There are province-wide toilet paper shortages in Canada at the moment. I'm not sure what the obsession is; it's probably due to the election year in the States. A lot of that shit makes its way up here.  ;)

Last I stocked up on beer today Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 13, 2020, 07:32:43 AM
Rush Limbaugh, on his way to his grave due to lung cancer, seems to want to take as many of his followers with him as possible via Corona by spreading the 'it's a ll a liberal hoax' meme.

Will it cull the moron herd more or will it be protected by living in rural isolation while the majority of victims will be in the more liberal areas of high population density?

And some extreme rightwing offcials see opportunities and try to act on them like ordering posters about how to avoid infections taken down in refugee camps at the Southern border (a court had to step in to stop that and the official reaction was 'sorry, clerical error').

Last I begin to wish nasty and debilitating but non-lethal* diseases on certain people more frequently these days Post

*in some cases I'd skip even that
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 13, 2020, 09:07:41 PM
Considering that the virus kills mostly older people and those eschew republican on this side of the pond, added to the fact that the level of testing here is beyond anemic, there is a fair chance of boomers falling to it.

Last forgive my cynicism but this may actually help with the elections Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 14, 2020, 07:27:40 AM
Jabbabonk seems almost eager to get infected himself by meeting (and handschaking) people that have tested positive, avoiding all hygiene measures and not getting tested.

Last would Pence* be easier or more difficult to beat should Jabbabonk gets it? Post

*although, apart from avoiding any contact with females not his wife, he seems to be not very careful about infection himself
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 23, 2020, 03:48:13 AM
Hi all.  Finally getting back to the Toadfish.  Lots of craziness about the virus.  As of a couple of days ago, Oklahoma is one of seven states which have had no action by the state government.  Well, of course.  After all the state is about as red as a state can be.  Fortunately Tulsa has taken some action, though likely not enough.  Sigh.

And of course I am over 60, have high blood pressure, and have diabetes, so I count as being in the at risk group.  Double sigh.

Last vote the bastards out Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 23, 2020, 07:43:25 AM
Accoding to polls Republican belief in the seriousness of the corona crisis is sinking (from 72% a month ago to 40% recently).
And Jabbabonk's approval rating is not.

Last if the crisis is over before November he will get reelected as the saviour Post

in related news: the Justice department is working on the equivalent of the 1933 Ermächtigungsgesetz and State beats the drum for war with Iran (hit your enemy when he is weakened!). The Pentagon is strictly against it btw.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 23, 2020, 06:43:55 PM
Last pulls blanket over head in fear Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 24, 2020, 08:39:28 AM
Are you sure it's not a smallpox blanket?

Last and the one under the blanket is the one supposed to spread fear ('Aaargh! A ghost!') Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on March 30, 2020, 06:22:08 AM
Relying on 24 hours paper/cardboard die off and three days plastic and stainless steel, with copper somewhere in between, but I don't get much copper coming my way. Disinfecting fridge stuff. Aphos, me too - risk factor raised. Having cancelled cleaner and carer (nothing will be clean including me) and supermarket being a nightmare, life is difficult, but the isolation practice of the last few years comes in handy.

Last Finally I have a super-skill. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 30, 2020, 01:25:24 PM
Good to hear from you. How are your (now ) Aussie relatives doing?

After several days of completely sunny weather and a sunny morning it is snowing for the very first time this winter (and quite heavily).
But it's several degrees (centigrade) plus, so nothing of that will last.

And likely not even this
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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 30, 2020, 07:52:43 PM
Quote from: Griffin on March 30, 2020, 06:22:08 AM
Relying on 24 hours paper/cardboard die off and three days plastic and stainless steel, with copper somewhere in between, but I don't get much copper coming my way. Disinfecting fridge stuff. Aphos, me too - risk factor raised. Having cancelled cleaner and carer (nothing will be clean including me) and supermarket being a nightmare, life is difficult, but the isolation practice of the last few years comes in handy.

Copper's supposedly 4 hours, and I'm a sparky...  so, should I wash my hands after messing with wire all day, or just leave the copper?

Last my guitar slide for playing the blues is also copper Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 03, 2020, 08:05:11 AM
Using my free time to do some serious (fake) mosaic-ing.
Graphics file too large (originally 5k x 5k pixels), so I attached it as pdf.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on April 07, 2020, 02:08:57 AM
Mosaic-ing looks fun and occupying.

My Australian lot are alright so far. My son is working from home and schools out for Easter break. My Enland lot likewise.

We are half locked down - people disobeying "instruction" and gathering in parks so lots of rumblings about tougher measures. Meanwhile, hospitals at break point. Boris will get a ventilator, but I probably won't even be admitted to hospital should I fall off my perch. They are talking about turning parks into morgues (I am not sure how that works. Auntie behind the rhodadendrums perhaps.)

Last preferrential treatment sucks when one is not preferrent Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 07, 2020, 09:59:36 PM
Quote from: Griffin on April 07, 2020, 02:08:57 AM
They are talking about turning parks into morgues (I am not sure how that works. Auntie behind the rhodadendrums perhaps.)
Somewhere (Spain? Italy?) they are using an icering as a morgue.

Last had to go to the office today and there are still too many cars going about Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 08, 2020, 10:59:13 AM
in other places refrigerated trucks are used.

Last which sounds like from a bad movie Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 10, 2020, 05:38:15 PM
All related news are starting to sound way beyond a bad movie...

Last apparently they're digging a trench in NY as a mass grave Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 11, 2020, 07:19:25 AM
The dictator of Belarus probably takes the cake as far as bizarre public reactions to Corona go. Jabbabonk should be green with envy.

Last still better than Turkmenistan where safety measures and any mention of the diesease have been made illegal Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 12, 2020, 10:00:52 PM
It just goes to prove that it can always be worse.

Last and then there's Brazil's Bolsonaro or Hungary's Orban Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 13, 2020, 08:36:42 AM
Never let a crisis go to waste.

Last like making another attempt at killing the US Postal service by forcing a clause into the bill that no relief money may go to USPS under any circumstances Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 14, 2020, 01:11:23 AM
Monsters gotta monster.

Last and we're far from the end of this Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 14, 2020, 08:18:04 AM
Now imagine this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvDWpBPT7lg with a GOP back chorus.

Last maybe I should retext it a bit first Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 14, 2020, 05:28:01 PM
For a moment it was hard to tell the language with all the growling.

Last never expected the volkmusik touch either Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 14, 2020, 06:02:34 PM
A deliberately horrible mix of Norwegian (I guess) and German.
I assume the false grammar is deliberate too.

Working on a Trumpified version

Lagd av gamle storslått parti, Trump ist full av Scheißendreck (creation of the GOP, Trump is full of crappy dirt)
Skumme skitt er kann nicht stoppen (slobbering/foaming shit, he can't stop)
Er ist mange drittsekkens far (He's the father of many assholes)

Jabbabonk er kommt nach dich ja    (he's coming after you)
Jabbabonk er will grapschen dich an (wants to grope you)
Jabbabonk er ist eine dreckiges Sau ja (he's a filthy pig)
Jabbabonk er kåt hat keine stopp (his lewdness has no end)
etc.

Last some dirty words don't fit the metre yet, so the above is just an incomplete excerpt Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 15, 2020, 03:28:04 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on April 14, 2020, 06:02:34 PM
some dirty words don't fit the metre
Curses without measure!

Last that's what happens every time I see or hear the idiot Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 16, 2020, 08:52:01 AM
OK, here's the full version:

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hálfviti djevel TRUMP

Viele mennesker sehn med avsky (Many people see with disgust)
McConnell's neue Graulenpest (McConnell's new dread-pest)
Hálfviti djevel TRUMP hast komt nu (Halfwit fiend TRUMP has come now)
Ist er sulten på penger vår (He's hungry for our money)
Ruvende fett über Fox & Friends (Towering fat over Fox & Friends)
Er legger flatt både fjern og nær (He gets into everyone's pants far and near)
Faen ist hans eneste formål undt er krenket alle levende (To fuck is his only purpose and he insults all the living)
Lagd av gamle storslått parti, Trump ist full av Scheißendreck (creation of the GOP, Trump is full of crappy dirt)
Skumme skitt er kann nicht stoppen (slobbering/foaming shit, he can't stop)
Er ist mange drittsekkens far (He's the father of many assholes)

Jabbabonk er kommt nach dich ja    (He's coming after you)
Jabbabonk er will grapschen dich an (He wants to grope you)
Jabbabonk er ist eine dreckiges Sau ja (He's a filthy pig)
Jabbabonk er kåt hat keine stopp (His lewdness has no end)

Er hatte stor munn undt er hatte stor sult (He has a big mouth and he has big hunger)
Er hatte viele Bigmac in sein Vom (He has many Bigmacs in his belly)
Er können sikle und er können smatte (He can drivel and he can smack)
Er hatte blodårer fyllt med lett-coke (His veins are filled with Diet Coke)

Oo-Hey!

Jabbabonk er kommt nach dich ja    (he's coming after you)
Jabbabonk er will grapschen dich an (wants to grope you)
Jabbabonk er ist eine dreckiges Sau ja (he's a filthy pig)
Jabbabonk er kåt hat keine stopp (his lewdness has no end)

Mongo: Kom igjen alle sammen, spy med meg nå... (Come altogether, spit/vomit with me now)

Jabbabonk...
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Last far from perfect Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 16, 2020, 01:41:08 PM
How far are Norwegian (and Swedish/Dannish) from standard German?

Last I would've thought vocabulary may be quite different Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 16, 2020, 03:08:59 PM
A lot of Norwegian words resemble German words that have gone out of use or are at least very old-fashioned.
People from Northern Germany (and, so I hear, particularly the Dutch) find it relatively easy to at least read Norwegian (at least the bokmål variant, Nynorsk looks far more like Icelandic).
Understanding spoken Norwegian is a different thing (even inside Norway. There are many very distinct dialects only partially mutually intelligible, same as in Germany).

I think for a German it is easier to learn Norwegian than English. Swedish and Danish are more difficult (The former retains far more grammar, the latter is a pronunciation nightmare). Faroese and Icelandic combine all the difficulties of German and Latin*, making them quite difficult. It's a good reminder why people find German so difficult, when one finds the same insane stuff in those tongues and has to struggle.

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*full conjugation and declination while German has dropped a lot of grammatical endings since the Middle Ages.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 16, 2020, 05:11:13 PM
From my perspective, Icelandic is pronounced way differently even from Norwegian (phonation of German and specially Dutch is far more harsh [for my romance native speaker ears, apologies]).

Last Netflix is an interesting way to listen to stuff you wouldn't otherwise Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 16, 2020, 06:04:05 PM
Interestingly, Faroese and Icelandic have very different pronunciation but are difficult to tell apart in writing at first sight. In written form they are mutually intelligible but (I am told) not in the spoken form.
Due to some medieval scholar we know exactly how medieval Icelandic was pronounced because he wrote a treatise on it in Latin.
pronunciation shifted heavily in the Atlantic isles in post-medieval times but the language otherwise changed very little while continental Scandinavian did change significantly in both pronunciation and grammar (getting much sinmpler). The 'restaured' Norwegian Nynorsk (de-Danified would be the right term) looks quite similar to Icelandic but is pronounced like standard bokmål (which according to purists is danish with a decent pronunciation. Actual Danish pronunciation is an abomination to any non-Danish ear).
I think Norwegian is the least harsh of the Northern (Germanic*) languages.

Here is some Faroese singing

a) traditional chain dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvjdBelNFZM
b) the same song in the Týr metal version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drbb3oJG08o

(the full version of the song is about half an hour and it's one of the shorter ones)

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*compare some Greenlandic popular music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxhz0sUemb0
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on May 23, 2020, 05:28:34 AM
Has a Last Post been held for over a month before??

The crumpus is pushing to have US churches open by this weekend. I feel like this is a movement that atheists should support, in solidarity of course. ;}

Last Let's section off a part of the desert somewhere as a free state for covid deniers to do what they want Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 23, 2020, 07:42:16 AM
There is a new ingenious method to keep case numbers down (in the statistics).
In Weld county, Colorado, the authorities have developed a questionnaire for the local meat plant to find out who is eligible for testing.
"Do you have symptoms?" "Does anybody in your household?" "Anybody you work next to?" "Anybody in the canteen at the plant?" etc.
If you answered yes to ANY of these questions, you are NOT eligible for testing.

Media checked that this was not a clerical error, typo or something like that but the county answered that it is meant exactly as written.

Last  'Though this be madness, yet there is method in't.' Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 23, 2020, 10:26:17 PM
There seems to be a Darwin Awards tryouts ongoing in the lower 48, and while I wholeheartedly find the libertarian ethos valuable in these cases I have some personal qualms, namely, I sing in two churches which BTW start officially the 31st.

Last pity this isn't the kind of thing that you do or die, but just increase/decrease the odds of it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on May 24, 2020, 02:35:42 AM
Choirs sound like the ultimate mix-and-mingle party for respiratory viruses... I've been in a small one, and you're not avoiding droplets when you're in a mass of singers trying to project.

Last singing moistly Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 24, 2020, 01:21:53 PM
Consider switching to brass instruments. As long as you don't get promiscuus with the mouthpieces, you're pretty safe.

Last Woodwinds unfortunately are not. They may even be directional Post

PS: in Latin singing and playing a musical instrument is expressed by the same verb (canere).

Edit: to qualify for a Darwin award, you are not allowed to have kids first.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 25, 2020, 04:46:06 PM
Quote from: Aggie on May 24, 2020, 02:35:42 AM
Choirs sound like the ultimate mix-and-mingle party for respiratory viruses... I've been in a small one, and you're not avoiding droplets when you're in a mass of singers trying to project.
There is already a case in which they decided to sing 6'/2m from each other, someone had it, all of them contracted it and 3 died. Not pretty. Nope, no choir, cantor singing by himself and nothing the congregation can sing.

Quote from: Swatopluk on May 24, 2020, 01:21:53 PM
Consider switching to brass instruments. As long as you don't get promiscuus with the mouthpieces, you're pretty safe.
I may end up playing French horn for some numbers.

Quote from: Swatopluk on May 24, 2020, 01:21:53 PM
Edit: to qualify for a Darwin award, you are not allowed to have kids first.
Ok, not full awards, but at least they'll stop reproducing...

Last let the games begin Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 26, 2020, 06:29:57 AM
Let all the singers put something like this on:
https://www.sciencesource.com/archive/Hincherton-Hayfever-Helmet-SS2446473.html

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 29, 2020, 09:20:00 PM
That looks more like training for sotto voce.

Last self deafening Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 30, 2020, 07:22:53 AM
I guess a mike is mandatory in any case. Don't know how conducive the material is for sound.

Last better test in advance before breaking out in 'O Fortuna' Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 03, 2020, 12:06:56 AM
Soundwaves wouldn't have where to go so soft talking would feel much louder than usual.

Last assuming the fan underneath isn't drowning everything Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 03, 2020, 01:39:54 PM
I fully understand where the problem lies. The whole helmet thing was naturally meant as a joke (unless we have a choir of astronauts on a spacewalk). In practice this would mean good closed headphones, a mike and sound absorbing material on the helmet inside.

Last I wonder what problems Dath Vader has on that front Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 05, 2020, 10:41:39 PM
I wonder more about Bane's problems.

Last more now that most of us are men in masks Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 06, 2020, 08:15:44 AM
We're men, we're men in masks.
We roam around our apartments looking for tasks.
We're men, we're men in masks

We fear the COVID and sneeze in our armpits, why'd you ask?
We may look like surgeons, but don't trust our skill or else we'll put you in casques!
We're men, we're men in masks
...

Last Corona Hood - Men in Masks Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 07, 2020, 02:26:18 AM
I'd say we go rob a bank but that sounds risky.

Last bankers are sick Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 07, 2020, 07:51:02 AM
As Brecht put it (my paraphrase): It's far more lucrative to found than to rob a bank

Last and if the (paper) money can't stand the sanitizer, it's fake anyway Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 07, 2020, 02:13:20 PM
Money is a construct.

Last understanding how currency markets -and not the actual economy- define every country's currency value makes my head explode Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 07, 2020, 02:20:26 PM
Time equals money
Time also equals space
Therefore money equals time and space
Therefore it's universal

Last and far more powerful than mere echo gnomes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 08, 2020, 10:49:57 PM
There's price and there's cost.

Last money is about the former Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 09, 2020, 07:19:23 AM
And of course supply and demand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DgJZADHsyg

The German original (as in the subtitles) has some very subtle differences in tone but this is still among the best performances I am aware of.

Last and the shark has pretty teeth, dear Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on July 13, 2020, 09:33:05 PM
London's R number rising again - now 1.3 but isn't stopping BJ relaxing more rules. I am going nowhere, seeing no one.

Last The world could be a mere construct for all I know. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 14, 2020, 02:15:23 PM
BJ covers for so you have to cover from Covid.
Btw, that was a full completely posteless month we had here.

Last covert operations Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on July 16, 2020, 12:32:11 AM
Trump's rally here in Tulsa has, not surprisingly, caused a rise in COVID-19 cases.

Last cough cough Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 16, 2020, 01:12:44 AM
The governor of the great state of Florida wants to see the schools open and specially, high school football coming back, because breaking the national record of infections during the weekend is just scaremongering.

Oh, and open schools if walmart and home depot are open...

Last it can always be worse in Florida Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 16, 2020, 07:51:01 AM
And the Oklahoma governor got positive.
Also that Brazilian autocrat Bolsonaro. Unfortunately (if its not a ruse in the first place), it's only a mild case.

Last otherwise he would probably love to do a Darth Vader impression Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on July 18, 2020, 05:49:11 PM
In Georgia, Gov. Kemp wants to help businesses, but doesn't seem to want to help citizens.

Last WEAR YOUR EFFING MASK!!! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 18, 2020, 06:05:53 PM
Great day to be an undertaker I presume.

Last Georgia, we'd like you more ... unkempt Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on July 21, 2020, 11:56:33 AM
Last ***ROFL*** Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 21, 2020, 02:35:55 PM
We have little more than puns against their punches.

Last Pancho with a poncho hunches before his honcho would not be acceptable on Sesame Street Post

Edit: I attached my most recent (fake) mosaic. Try to guess what the writing on the snake's back means.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 01, 2020, 05:18:35 PM
If you have the time to make it as such you could do it for real (it looks awesome!).

Last or make it with smarties ;-) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 01, 2020, 06:09:35 PM
Lack of space and resources prevents anything on such a scale.
Even the pen and paper pre-drawings I do for the fake ones quickly hit limits and I have to split them up into scannable parts.
Looking closely you can still spot the imperfect fits between the four components used for the snake.

Currently working on a creature with a few more legs.
I will attach the pre-drawing and add the finished product later
(and, yes, it's based on a photo of the real thing taken from the internet)

Last Cursitat hic imitans lupum aranea saeva Tarenti* Post

*unfortunately venatrix does not fit the meter
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 01, 2020, 06:16:11 PM
A spider?

Last it should be an octopus! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 01, 2020, 11:37:54 PM
Will follow. Although it is more likely to be a squid or a cuttlefish.

Last
We all share a common fate
Tentacles be ten or eight
Never counted they who ate
Us with sauce or fried
Post

Edit: looking at already existing mosaics dampens enthuisasm. Can't really compete.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on August 03, 2020, 05:36:24 PM
(https://lowres.cartooncollections.com/catches-big_fish-fishes-fishing_trips-trips-families-PB400563_low.jpg)


Last calamari's revenge Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 03, 2020, 06:29:29 PM
I favor this guy
(https://a2.tvspielfilm.de/imedia/4494/8674494,Fy01wwZ+y1kZByL3RAB44O9G93L7tFBrw7asWHstDBoczL8aR9P4VCMCAxwlWJrV91DH1241auZF6BrfRrFNHQ==.jpg)
https://a2.tvspielfilm.de/imedia/4494/8674494,Fy01wwZ+y1kZByL3RAB44O9G93L7tFBrw7asWHstDBoczL8aR9P4VCMCAxwlWJrV91DH1241auZF6BrfRrFNHQ==.jpg

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on August 04, 2020, 01:56:30 AM
Last Go Squidlings! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 04, 2020, 08:47:18 AM
But beware of the squilla boxer (also part of that movie)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DquS20xVsAAkxn9.jpg)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DquS20xVsAAkxn9.jpg

Last becoming seafood as a Zen ideal Post

Edit: Here is the finished spider mosaic with inscription
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 14, 2020, 12:07:32 AM
That looks awesome.

Last why a spider? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 14, 2020, 03:25:04 PM
Can't actually remember why.

Working on some sea creatures currently. A nautilus and some purely decorative jellyfish

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on August 14, 2020, 06:25:12 PM
Last we are so ****ed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 15, 2020, 08:46:09 AM
Unfortunately not in the literal sense in my case.

Last incel - because women have common sense Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 16, 2020, 12:29:17 AM
Not sure about that.

Last I've heard of uncommon sense though Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 16, 2020, 08:05:52 AM
Well, one should keep one's distance from people lacking common sense.

Last also from those who use the term to describe their know-nothing mindset Post

Edit: sketch for a planned mega mosaic project. The letters are to be replaced by pictures of animals whose Latin word starts with that letter (e.g. an eagle for A, aquila or a horse for E, equus).
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on August 23, 2020, 06:47:55 PM
Last that applies to so many people Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 23, 2020, 07:15:59 PM
And it's not limited to commoners.

Last there upper and lower class twits, many of them either tweeting* or being addicted to someone else's twitter Post

*not to be confused with tweeding or tweedling
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 14, 2020, 01:22:32 PM
Low activity, it seems. Even the squidlings are into early hibernation.

Here is, a bit belatedly, the next part of the floor mosaic. This time the dedication and author signature.

Last plus two jellyfish (or is that jellyfishes?) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 15, 2020, 12:36:08 AM
You definitely have a talent for it.

Last have you consider selling the designs? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 17, 2020, 08:10:44 AM
If I ever had, a casual googling instantly put me off it. I marvel at what even hobbyists produce en masse with a quality I have no chance to ever match. The only purpose I can see is to use the stuff to illustrate a book of my own with song parodies on themes from classical antiquity. And I will likely use my "Orpheus before Hades and Persephone" mosaic in Latin class as a hook.

Last I am well aware of many of my limitations Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on September 19, 2020, 02:03:04 PM
Last unlike so many people Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 19, 2020, 05:30:36 PM
VERY bad news:
SCOTUS justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg is dead at age 87. Her final wish not to be replaced before the November election will be gleefully ignored by senate hypocrite-in-chief Moscow Mitch.

Last time for some toxic mockturtle soup Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 20, 2020, 02:01:29 AM
Don't worry, it's still 2020 and we have more than 3 months left.

Last how big was the meteorite? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 26, 2020, 07:29:40 AM
Jabbabonk is so repulsive that it will definitely bypass him.

Last Also, the glorious US Space Command is for looking down not up Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 08, 2020, 11:17:21 PM
The world keeps showing us that there is no limit to the idiocy.

Last I'll consider myself well served if at the end of all this I'm not living in a fascist state Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 09, 2020, 02:14:30 PM
A quote usually attributed to Einstein says: '(Only) Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe/the former.' (exact wording differs between sources).

Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 08, 2020, 11:17:21 PM
Last I'll consider myself well served if at the end of all this I'm not living in a fascist state Post

Last the tyranny of low expectations Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 11, 2020, 12:52:16 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on October 09, 2020, 02:14:30 PM
Last the tyranny of low expectations Post
When the ship is going down the only hope you have is not to drown.

Last the lifeboat, the island and the rescue can come later Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 11, 2020, 11:06:18 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 11, 2020, 12:52:16 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on October 09, 2020, 02:14:30 PM
Last the tyranny of low expectations Post
When the ship is going down the only hope you have is not to drown.

Last the lifeboat, the island and the rescue can come later Post

At least, if there is no option to keep the ship from sinking in the first place.
And thinking about a life jacket in advance may help with the not drowning part.

Last also preventing the guy who causes/d the sinking from shooting you in the water by shooting first Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 12, 2020, 02:10:03 PM
If we really want to get the metaphor going, the Titanic sized boat is not exactly under my command, nor I planned the iceberg filled route at full speed, and I'm not wealthy enough to qualify for a lifeboat seat.

Last I could wish for some competence on part of the crew but under the current circumstances that is far more fantastic than any other thing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 12, 2020, 07:18:44 PM
Even if we substract all the legends, the main fault was probably with management on dry land and the lack of imagination on part of the regulatory authorities* while the crew was reasonably competent.

Last of course we can blame the lack of foresight on the Founders' side for the current US crisis too Post

*like with Swedens 100%+ income tax because of income beyond (limited) imagination, no one in charge had expected ships the size of Titanic when writing the requirements (Titanic had actually significantly more lifeboats then required).
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 15, 2020, 12:31:33 AM
The details of that accident are very much of it's time, the radio operator that didn't want to hear about the icebergs ahead because he was "busy" with the telegrams of the passengers, everybody apparently drank the koolaid about the "unsinkable" nature of the boat, a key boat close by (the Californian) turned off its wireless for the evening and by the time it decided to do something it was all over, and the first class passengers taking a higher share of the lifeboats and not loading them to capacity.

Last not surprisingly, rich @$$holes behaved like rich @$$holes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 15, 2020, 05:12:34 PM
Except for some few that refused an offered seat because it was not their proper turn yet.
Something often forgotten/ignored is the policy of the major wireless companies not to allow any communication with wireless sets of their competitors, e.g. Marconi operators were only allowed to 'talk' to other Marconi operators. That was one of the first rules to change after the disaster.
'Unsinkable' was clearly defined at the time. Had the ship taken the iceberg heads-on, there would have been massive damage and likely some loss of life but the ship would have stayed afloat.
Btw, the often criticized 'full astern, full rudder to port' order was, as per simulations, actually the right thing to do while an attempted evasion at full ahead (the default option) would have led to the stern crashing against the iceberg sideways.

Last in general, about everything one 'knows' about the Titanic (apart from her going down*) is more likely wrong than not Post

*don't know, if there already was a conspiracy about that being untrue at the time. There were several later (no ship sank, it was a different ship, it was an insurance fraud etc.)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 22, 2020, 09:10:31 PM
Conspiracies are easy to believe, more so when you so often hear how those who claim the moral high ground are corrupt, inept and prone to cover-ups.

Last of course the exempt of malfeasance is greatly overstated* Post

*even if the minority that does them really puts an effort.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 23, 2020, 07:53:56 AM
If one creates enough false conspiracies, no one is going to believe the real ones.

Last the real experts openly talk about their own conspiracies with that in mind Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 04, 2020, 02:28:34 AM
Everything is a farce.

Last what's the point? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 04, 2020, 03:14:03 PM
We still don't know whether we will have a-block-alypse1 or a-blob-alypse in the US2.

Last multi-resistant tuberculosis or lung cancer, that's the choice Post

1 The Senate stays in GOP hands and blocks everything (including all personnel decisions, not just judges). Dems will lose the House in 2 years because the voter will punish them for achieving nothing.
2 the Orange One stays in power.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 05, 2020, 03:08:08 PM
Well, everybody wants to be entertained and the elections have delivered...

Last ...the US to hell Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 05, 2020, 05:21:36 PM
Only the antechamber yet.

Last and something went wrong with the handbasket Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 08, 2020, 01:47:14 PM
Well, the basketcase in chief has been behaving predictably, but so far the situation has been milder than I expected.

Last the declared victory over the weekend helps but we'll see what the crazy talking heads will say tomorrow Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 09, 2020, 11:24:15 AM
Looks like the two upcoming special elections in Georgia will decide about who controls the senate.

Last if it's 50:50, it will empower the digestive rear exits on the blue side, otherwise Moscow Mitch will keep reaping grimly Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 11, 2020, 07:56:57 PM
The odds aren't great for 50-50.

Last it will be serial obstruction from now on Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 12, 2020, 05:27:02 AM
What do you mean, 'from now on'? It never stopped. If the GOP does not obstruct a Dem POTUS, it obstructs the chamber they do not hold.
Moscow Mitch does not for nothing call himself the Grim Reaper.

Last and voters will reward them in 2020 by giving them back the House, I expect based on the past Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 12, 2020, 05:40:32 PM
I said 'from now on' as they don't -not so obviously- obstruct themselves all the time...

Last I suspect the idea is to dissuade people from democracy so that their next autocrat can rule without much opposition Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 13, 2020, 05:24:27 AM
It still needs to LOOK democratic.

Last but with a pre-selection of those allowed to actually play the game, of course Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 13, 2020, 01:24:34 PM
Trying to look democratic has always been the motto but I have the feeling that a significant portion of the population is getting tired of the charade and now want their strong man regardless.

Last their instigators are thrilled Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 13, 2020, 05:41:03 PM
I would not object to that assumption.

Last waiting for liberty being declared incompatible with freedom without protests by the marks Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 13, 2020, 08:06:50 PM
I saw one pundit expressing the opinion that since Biden had been in the Senate with Moscow Mitch at one time, the two would be able to work together.  I wanted to point out to him that both Obama and Biden had been in the Senate with Mitch and there was no sign of McConnell wanting to do any sort of business with them.  It was all obstruction.

Last some people have their head in the sand Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 14, 2020, 07:41:01 AM
Or they are applying for the job of Mr./Mrs. Sandman.

Last with or without taking the sand out of the bag before application* Post

*idea (c)Terry Pratchett (RIP)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 15, 2020, 01:28:15 PM
I already saw an article about Obama aids recommending a liberal use of executive power.

Last and I can already hear the cries of "Tyranny!!!!1!!" from the usual suspects Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 16, 2020, 01:29:16 PM
And even if the Dems win both senate seats in Georgia, Moscow Mitch already has a willing accomplice in at least one Dem senator who is on the record that he will not support getting rid of the filibuster and, so I hear, has promised to vote with the GOP on certain topics. So, complete blockade is almost guaranteed. And that includes any and all appointments for the administration, in particular the cabinet.

And some important stuff needs more than an 'acting' person but a senate approved one. No problem under Jabbabonk since not doing stuff (e.g. at the EPA or the Consumer Protection Bureau and even worse at the National Labor Relations Board) was the whole game.

Last this is not a mere spanner in the works but removing the whole transmission gear Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 22, 2020, 01:23:16 PM
There are different levels of bad, from the total disgrace of a landslide victory of DT (which blissfully didn't happen), to the current poorly planned attempts of a coup, to losing both houses, to reaching that unlikely 50-50 in the senate that at least would allow some level of work to be done, even if it is the bare minimum.

Last as it is even passing the cabinet is looking unlikely Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 25, 2020, 04:59:25 PM
Georgia would look worse, if the GOPsters were not shooting themselves in the foot there constantly

Last there is even a campaign to write Trump in by disappointed MAGA heads instead of voting for the actual GOP candidates Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 29, 2020, 06:03:18 PM
I'd love to say that their efforts are desperate and pitiful but the fact that the party has been willing to run with the whole thing and only a few voices have shown a bare minimum level of awareness is very disturbing to say the least.

Last it would seem that they believe it's time for the death of democracy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 29, 2020, 06:42:14 PM
A lot probably think: "Drat, we got so close!"

Last a marginally more competent Jabbabonk or a slightly less devastating pandemic and it would have happend Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 30, 2020, 07:20:26 PM
Actually the pandemic was a gift that he squandered fully.

Last had he done a half-assed effort and he would've been reelected easily Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 01, 2020, 03:57:23 PM
Crisis gone to waste

Last something to avoid Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 03, 2020, 11:51:32 PM
Last he is the embodiment of a crisis Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 04, 2020, 07:00:59 AM
Last but well-disguised as farce Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 04, 2020, 10:48:58 PM
Last with costumes and all Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 05, 2020, 07:53:15 AM
But not even customized costumes.

Last and abandoning the custom of protesting against customs like the original tea party Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 07, 2020, 07:07:26 PM
The tea party was just an excuse to hate the black president.

Last notice how all their cries about the budget vanished as soon as agent orange got into power Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 08, 2020, 04:24:17 AM
That's nothing new. Deficits never matter when the GOPsters are in charge.

Last and the elder Bush got punished for doing what is urgently demanded when Dems are in charge Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 08, 2020, 02:22:09 PM
All very farcical.

Last and completely shameless like their Dear Leader Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 08, 2020, 03:44:23 PM
It's called relativism and situational ethics

Last both are deadly crimes and sins if committed by non-RWers Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 13, 2020, 05:19:41 PM
Dunno about relativism, they espouse maquiavellism.

Last although they call it something else to pretend Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 13, 2020, 06:17:46 PM
They would not like to tie themselves to an Italian from an era that started questioning traditional authorities anyway.

Last enlightenment is arson by another name Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 15, 2020, 09:35:11 PM
They like italians, though.

Last usually the ones with latin names, like Caesar and Nero Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 16, 2020, 09:46:16 AM
Rather Fanboys for Constantine "The Great" and his clan.

Last worse than the Borgias* but with better propagandists Post

*who tried to keep murder outside the family while Constantine and his heirs killed family members en masse
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 17, 2020, 05:25:12 PM
I dunno, whichever the Roman I think they are just fond of the [attributed] roman saying:

Last caveat emptor Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 17, 2020, 06:40:10 PM
De ingratitudine
De homine et serpente
Dum nive candet humus, glacies dum sopit aquarum
Cursus, in colubrum turbida sevit yems.
Hunc videt, hunc reficit hominis clemencia. Ventum
Temperat huic nimium, temperat igne gelu.
Ver redit, ymber abit, estas cum sole calescit.
Sic inportunus fit magis atque magis.
Ore serit vires coluber, sic tuxicat edem.
Hospes ait colubro: ,,Non rediturus abi."
Non exit coluber, non wlt exire, sed heret
Amplectensque virum sibila dira movet.
Reddere gaudet homo nequam pro melle venenum,
Pro fructu penam, pro pietate dolum.

Hic consequenter autor docet nos, quod illos non debemus diligere, qui promoti et ex-
altati per aliquem beneficii accepti non sunt me//mores, sed se ipsos ingratos facientes
nituntur istis nocere, quibus tamen deberent prodesse. Et pro illo adducit talem fabulam:
F Quidam homo invenit serpentem candentem nive et glacie 5 cursus aquarum ubique
terrarum constringente, invenit serpentem semivivum pre frigore. Et motus pietate sustulit
eum et deportavit in domum suam et ibi ventum frigusque ipsius temperaverat.
Recedente autem frigore et appropinquante vere et estatis tempore serpens vires suas
resumserat et inter latebras domus eiusdem se nutrivit. Et tandem bene revocillatus pro
prie veneno domum ipsam resperserat. Quod videns hospes domus et maliciam ipsius
senciens serpentem tanquam immemorem et ingratum de hospicio et beneficii accepti
de domo expellere voluit. Serpens vero exire nolebat, sed circumdans collum viri eundem
crudeliter wlneravit. Et ita ei venenum pro melle, penam pro fructu et dolum pro
pietate restituit.
Sic eciam ad propositum: Hominibus ingratis non debemus beneficia multa impendere,
quia tales beneficiorum exhibitorum immemores sunt et in eandem penam et miseriam,
in qua ipsi fuerant, benefactores eorum deducere solent, secundum quod eciam
satis deductum est in ultima et penultima fabulis precedentibus.
Et hoc eciam dicitur in vulgari:

Dem schalke is eyne frewde ist,
Das her vor honig gebit gift
Vnd vor fromen schaden thut
Vnd vor gute gibt vnguth.

Last or shorter: you knew I was a snake when you took me in* Post

*in the above version the snake does not talk btw
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 22, 2020, 11:48:34 PM
Despite the wrong attribution, I can't stop thinking in Lucifer.

Last or the demonization of the goddess Innana Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 23, 2020, 11:38:32 AM
Well, they took her attributes and transferred them to Mary

Last Lilith has an interesting story too Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 25, 2020, 12:10:35 AM
Merry Solstice and Saturnalia to all!

Last ^___^ Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 25, 2020, 12:47:48 AM
Ditto!

Last just the sign in front of the tempearture is wrong, so there's rain instead of snow again Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on December 25, 2020, 08:04:14 PM
Dropping by to issue Seasons Greetings. We are all alone avoiding Covid-19.

Last We have a deal which is better than no deal but worse than not leaving and staying with the original deal, idiocy reigns Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 25, 2020, 11:17:25 PM
Cynics may say that it coincides near perfectly with the corona embargo put on the UK.

Last we'll get the variant from SA instead since no one is in the mood to re-erect that (once apartheid induced) embargo again Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 27, 2020, 02:24:37 PM
The UK developed a sickness and the EU doesn't want it to spread among it's [remaining] members.

Last am I talking about COVID of Brexit? You choose! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 27, 2020, 06:44:47 PM
The other guys simply want to drop out of the values but to still receive the valuables.

Last Poland and Hungary have become the equivalent of certain red states in the US Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 01, 2021, 09:34:58 AM
We interrupt this program with this gratuitous first (at least in this thread) but hopefully not last post of the new (and hopefully improved) year.

Last 2021 (as a number) has even an inner progression Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 01, 2021, 12:42:22 PM
May the new year be better than what we just went through.

Last not expecting miracles, just a bit of breathing space Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 01, 2021, 01:48:00 PM
Let's see what will get unmasked.

Last see-through masks may finally become both affordable and available Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on January 04, 2021, 09:12:33 PM
I have a plastic almost see-through mask but it comes in pieces and the diagram of how to put it together is not clear. It's the same standard as flat packed furniture.

We are the Sick Person of Europe (if we can even say we are European any more) in all ways. Now we have another Lock Down, left too late as usual. Actually it makes no difference for me so not bothered, apart from all the people dying or ending up with Long-Covid. It's shameful the way they are playing politics rather than simply putting the country/people first. And then they play Russian Roulette with the vaccines doing 12 weeks between doses instead of the 3 weeks trialled so no one has any idea if the vaccine will still be effective. What is it about science they don't understand?

Last bothered Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 04, 2021, 11:24:15 PM
We have only partial lockdown.
But the schools are closed (the kids have to learn at home) at least until next week and possible for the rest of the month.
Rather annoying since this should be the last month of the school internship and I still have 5 hours of Latin to teach and to gather polling data for the university research project which is part of the internship.

The vaccination is also not overly well-organized yet.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 07, 2021, 10:02:06 PM
Lockdowns? Ha! No such thing in the land of Freedom and Liberty [to vandalize the capitol, threaten the certification of the vote and blame it all on antifa]!

Last who cares about COVID when stupid coup d'etat is in the menu? Post

Wait, you say more people died in a single one day of COVID yesterday? And who's counting?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 08, 2021, 07:59:30 AM
Berlin (the city, not a synonym for Germany) intends to go its own way on the lockdown. Schools will get partially re-opened next week as an exception to the general tightened lockdown.

Last At least for me this is partially advantageous Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on January 11, 2021, 08:53:31 PM
Not partly advantageous for you if you go to school and catch Covid-19, which obviously I hope you don't.

London is now 1 in 30 people have Covid, some parts 1 in 20. This is beginning to feel very threatening even though I am not seeing anyone, totally isolated in my flat. I have deliveries and post, left outside my front door. I handle it with wipes and put it all into quarantine (24 hours for paper, 3 days for everything else). But the delivery people always shout out things like "here you are luv" thus creating aerosoles which could infect me when getting the stuff into my flat. I can't wait until aerosoles gone as parcels may get stolen (crimes carry on, the criminal class don't seem much afraid of Covid).

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 12, 2021, 10:59:31 AM
The Berlin senate did an 180° turn and now the schools stay closed until at least January 21st. The first week of February are winter holidays.
Officially schools should run on digital in the meantime but this runs into lots of (fully expected) difficulties. As of yet I am not involved at all.

Last and some stuff of my school internship unfortunately depends on face-to-face Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 16, 2021, 10:28:07 PM
We're facing more weirdness here.

Last let's see what happens Wednesday Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 17, 2021, 12:03:05 AM
Should we wish for it to be more wyrd than weird?

Last we know what went into the kettle but not the actual purpose Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 17, 2021, 12:17:11 AM
Last Power to the [Wyrd] Sisters! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 17, 2021, 07:52:10 AM
What's the font for eldritch voices?

Last googling yields no convincing ones unless one is looking for new alphabets Post

EDIT:
And now for somehting completely different: TROLL BRIDGE - The Movie!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7v_TdLviUE
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 21, 2021, 08:38:38 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on January 17, 2021, 07:52:10 AM
And now for somehting completely different: TROLL BRIDGE - The Movie!!!!!
Nice!

Last ^__^ Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 22, 2021, 11:39:27 AM
And he truly looks exactly like the Paul Kidby illustrations.

Last It's btw time to hire Maggie Smith to play Granny Weatherwax before it's too late Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 24, 2021, 03:06:10 AM
Any new production of Discworld would be welcome.

Last with or without Granny W. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 24, 2021, 08:37:37 AM
I propose Moving Pictures.

Last should be possible to do a good one on not too large a budget Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 25, 2021, 01:30:46 PM
In the meantime you can still watch Good Omens.

Last it's in Amazon Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 25, 2021, 03:29:34 PM
Had completely forgotten about that one despite it being on my amazon DVD wishlist. I guess it was not yet available when I put it there.

Last Post

Meanwhile:
The alphabet song in a rather old-fashioned way ;-)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmWTZ3KfnXE&t=233s
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 29, 2021, 04:18:00 PM
Quite funny, those two guys have good chemistry.

Last still have to finish it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 29, 2021, 06:36:53 PM
Still have to buy it.

Last so  much else to do too Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 03, 2021, 09:11:32 PM
I take you don't have a Prime suscription?

Last I know they're evil... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 04, 2021, 08:09:51 AM
Apart from youtube (etc.) I watch movies either in the cinema or from DVD.
Until recently streaming would not have been an option due to limited bandwith.
I generally prefer to have the stuff available offline.

Last same with books and music Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on February 10, 2021, 07:54:57 PM
I don't have Netflix or Prime (the big ones here). I do feel I am missing out, but don't want the expense. Also cannot keep up with my recordings off TV - permanently about to run out of disc space.

C.cases coming down. Probably time to open up and get them rising again. The govt. says it has been doing all it can, but not to what end. I have had the Oxford AstraZeneca vaccine (1st shot) which is the least effective, I wanted the Pfizer but no choice. Somehow I got into the priority category.

Last needing more sleep than ever Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 12, 2021, 11:57:49 AM
Vaccination situation not good either in Germany. Lots of vaccination centers but with too little vaccine available.
Also we now have closed our Southern borders to keep out the South African mutant strain that has been found in Tyrol and the Czech Republic.

Last won't work Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 13, 2021, 07:19:49 PM
Vaccination is no good anywhere...

Last except on Russia where anyone who wants it can go to a mall and get it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 14, 2021, 01:14:59 PM
I have my doubts about that Russian vaccine. It came out so early that they simply could not have tested it properly. Even the Chinese took longer.

Last No need for a conspiracy theory. Putin needed something to brag about, so who cares about proper safety procedures? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on February 17, 2021, 10:10:51 PM
Lots of people offered vaccine have turned them down. Hence herd immunity threatened. Of course, new variants will do the same anyway. We need to learn to live like our ancestors with no health service (NHS collapsing) and no anti-biotics etc. We've done it before (as a species) and still multiplied and who says living shouldn't be short, brutal, and generally horrid.

Last despondent Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 18, 2021, 10:23:13 AM
Antibiotics are obviously (it's in the name!) not pro-life.

Last and did this abomination not start with penis cells? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 06, 2021, 09:31:39 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on February 14, 2021, 01:14:59 PM
I have my doubts about that Russian vaccine. It came out so early that they simply could not have tested it properly.
It was a gamble and it paid well. Precisely because it was deployed early and on a larger scale is that it is probably safer than the western ones (more people vaccinated without serious side-effects). Sure, it could've gone horribly wrong but so far it seems that it works as good as Moderna and Pfizer.

Last I wouldn't hesitate to take it if offered Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 07, 2021, 07:36:58 AM
Assuming of course that Russia isn't faking the numbers (as several other countries all over the world do).
Well, at least the Russian authorities do not deny that there is a pandemic to worry about.

Last It isn't on the menu around here, so it's a moot question Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 08, 2021, 12:21:38 AM
It has been deployed all around the world at this point. I haven't heard any complaints from the Argentinians about the vaccine at this point.

Last just to name one example Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 08, 2021, 08:04:37 AM
That's actually news to me.
By now it should indeed be possible to know whether it's OK, if reliable data from outside Russia is available.

Last as I said, purely Russian claims I would not consider overly trustworthy Post

Edit: I just read that there is now a Russian intelligence operation to internationally discredit Western corona vaccines (Pfizer etc.)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 25, 2021, 01:55:05 AM
I'm on the verge of reaching eligibility for the vaccine while quarantined because two coworkers tested positive today...

Last hopefully I will not be a victim of the gods of irony Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 25, 2021, 09:59:34 AM
My parents both got their first shot. I have no idea when it will be my turn.
Germany is painfully disorganized at the moment on that front.

Last not Great Orange One level and with no discernable malice but still... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 25, 2021, 01:07:23 PM
Test negative, I literally can breath easy now. My inlaws had their two shots already, my wife is scheduled for later today.

Last my parents... are behaving like idiots Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 25, 2021, 04:47:22 PM
Vaccination invitation just arrived in the mail. First shot on April 10th.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 25, 2021, 10:27:29 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on March 25, 2021, 04:47:22 PM
Vaccination invitation just arrived in the mail. First shot on April 10th.
Good for you!
----
With a bit of luck I should be able to get vaccinated next week.

Last lets see if all the stars align Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 26, 2021, 07:21:38 AM
Btw, I haven't the slightest idea why I got it already. I am not even an officially qualified teacher yet, let alone employed as one.

Last and not even all of those got it yet Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on April 01, 2021, 07:23:13 PM
I got my first shot two weeks ahead of being in the group I expected to be in. I think I got shunted up the line due to health conditions. That was 9 weeks ago. I am now anxious about my second shot as 12 weeks is only three weeks away, I need to book a carer to help take me to the health centre and carers are very booked up, and the health centre don't know if they will have the AstraZenica jabs by then, so can't book a slot and try to book a carer. I never thought it a good idea to extend 2nd to 12 weeks to get more 1st jabs done without evidence but I am now caught up in that, or even failing to get 2nd at 12 weeks. Also I would have peferred the Pfizer jab, not because I think AZ is problematic but just because Pfizer seems to have a considerably higher percentage efficacy. However when I have had my 2nd I plan to stop Shielding (inline with current rules).

Last life is draining away, I am 70 soon, can we go slower? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 02, 2021, 08:38:47 AM
The AZ vaccine's potential problems have caused minor chaos around here. The newest (and probably soon obsolete) regulation is to use it only on the old and to give a different vaccine for second shot to those that had AZ as their first.

Last while it is still completely unclear what the effects of mixing vaccines will be Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 07, 2021, 07:01:52 PM
The whole mess with the AZ vaccine is incredible, the odds of dyeing from clots is lower than the odds of dyeing from taking paracetamol/acetaminophen. Then the contamination issues and other mismanagement is really surprising.

Last a sign of our times? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 08, 2021, 02:05:22 PM
Who dyes with blood clots? ;-)

Last and why should it be safer for older people in the first place? I thought thrombosis risks rise with age Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 08, 2021, 03:24:49 PM
I imagine that it's more prevalent in young people so far...? Biology is crazy so it isn't difficult to believe that a younger individual clots easier.

Last dye the blood to find the clots Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 10, 2021, 11:03:16 AM
Got my first shot to-day.

Last now waiting for the side effects Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 15, 2021, 11:17:44 PM
My wife got her 2nd shot today.

Last my 2nd is next Monday Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 17, 2021, 02:10:44 PM
Another month before I'll get my second.

Last and then two more weeks before it counts as far as shopping is concerned Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 29, 2021, 10:45:30 PM
I think I'm officially "covered" as my second dose was more than 10 days ago.

Last sadly on the weekends I have one mass full of fundies that refuse to use masks (and surely aren't vaccinated) so I still wear a double mask Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 30, 2021, 08:31:57 AM
I hope they are not also of the kind that does not tolerate mask-wearing by others.

Last or try to call the police on them as a certain Faux New personality is encouraging people Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 01, 2021, 10:16:57 PM
Fortunately no.

Last but I'm sure it's not beneath them Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 02, 2021, 01:58:55 PM
How would the police in your area react to such calls btw?

Last has to be taken into consideration too Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 02, 2021, 05:58:18 PM
Reporting the incident at church? I imagine they would be annoyed and send their most reasonable agent.

Last unless there's a black man* involved, in which case all bets are off Post

*provided is not the priest who is Haitian and very black
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 05, 2021, 08:08:01 PM
Can there be vaccination side effects showing up 3.5 weeks after the shot?
Noticed touchy swellings in my armpits this morning (something I cannot remember having at any time in the past.
It's on the potential side effect list (.1 to 1% probability) but this seems to be a bit late.

Last for the moment I assume that it isn't bubonic plague Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 06, 2021, 10:18:23 PM
Sounds late for side effects.  If you don't mind me asking, which one you got?

Last I got Pfizer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 07, 2021, 08:06:15 AM
The same.
Took a precautionary corona test yesterday which came up negative.

Last Since it was a self-applied one, it could of course mean that just botched it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 07, 2021, 05:44:45 PM
I suspect the likelihood of you getting corona has a lot of zeroes in front of it.

Last and as my son keeps reminding me lately, that once vaccinated, our odds to die or get seriously sick of this thing is incredibly small Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 07, 2021, 09:13:38 PM
At the moment that may be correct. But just a few months ago when I did my practical at a school, it was probably much higher. Some other schools at the time had quite a few cases and a number of infected teachers. Where I was it was either false alarms, cases caught in advance and a lot of people that had to stay off for a time because someone outside school they had contact with proved positive.

Last so, luck mostly Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 10, 2021, 01:24:02 PM
Luck and facemasks.

Last that has been my experience as well Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 10, 2021, 04:24:21 PM
Is there also a greater demand for hermitry?
Or is that hermitdom?

Last stylitic liberty? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on May 14, 2021, 05:09:52 PM
I know.  It has been quite a while since I posted.

Last I've been a bad boy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 14, 2021, 07:50:32 PM
Then let's move the posting goals.

Last and not accidentally* unleash the posing ghouls Post

*deliberate is OK
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 14, 2021, 10:47:18 PM
Too many ghoulish characters in the news.

Last can we get something smaller, like leprechauns? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 15, 2021, 08:17:20 AM
Don't you know that the smaller the monsters are the nastier they get?

Last what we over here call a Giftzwerg (lit. poison dwarf) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 20, 2021, 03:00:14 AM
I'm not so sure, some of our monsters are taller than 1.80m/6'

Last taller politicians have a higher chance of success Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 20, 2021, 09:21:49 AM
Also those with better hair
So why are our parliaments not full with professional basketball playing  gay barber couples?

Last I guess that is the famous barber paradox (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barber_paradox) Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 27, 2021, 07:55:15 PM
Handsome, taller, male, straight, and definitely white

Last there are exceptions but one Obama* doesn't negate almost everybody else Post

*and arguably the only way in which he doesn't fit the list is the obvious one
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 27, 2021, 10:25:59 PM
No surprise then that the opposition tried to undermine those traits by bullhorn whistling in the public eye.
See all those attempts to spread lies about him having been a gay prostitute (to pay for his drug habits).
And since even the witchdoctored photos did not make him look ugly they claimed that his wife (allegedly also a male in bad disguise) was.

Last You forgot Christian (preferably Protestant) btw Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 30, 2021, 09:39:26 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 27, 2021, 10:25:59 PM
You forgot Christian (preferably Protestant) btw
Apologies! That was a big omission.

Last that's why he was in quantum state between Muslim and atheist at the same time Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 31, 2021, 10:03:00 AM
Oh, it has now been established as an unquestioned truth that Islam is not actually a religion but only disguises itself as one for tax puposes.

Last it's so easy if one defines the meaning of words oneself. Who is to be the master after all? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 16, 2021, 07:41:14 PM
Words are vague, laws OTOH...

Last lobbying really pays Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 17, 2021, 08:49:05 AM
Oh, the language of laws does not by itself matter, if one just gets the right (in both senses) judges to interpret them.

Last and then there is the matter of selective enforcement (or lack thereof) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 18, 2021, 04:03:12 PM
I guess we are in agreement that it is all a farce.

Last all animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 18, 2021, 08:09:40 PM
The Pigs would be perfect GOPsters

Last but they would have to get naturalized first to run for office in the US Post

Edit: I am sweating like a pig. It's almost 1am and still 28°C
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 21, 2021, 06:32:03 PM
Living in FL it's a bit incredible how AC isn't a common occurrence in Europe or certain parts of the north.

Last back home in sea level cities AC is a minor marker of wealth Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 21, 2021, 10:12:21 PM
Maybe we will get to it too in the future, if it can be done in an environmentally sustainable way.
But 40 years ago such heatwaves were practically unknown around here.
It still seems unbelievable to wake up in the morning and find the room temperature to be 30°C (i.e. even hotter than when I went to sleep).
And I think this building is not particularly bad.
I have a suspicion though that the hot water lines are running below the floor of my room, so it seems the most afflicted one in the flat.

Last using a (handheld) folding fan during the day now Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 23, 2021, 02:49:31 PM
You, being a master chemist, should be able to get the most efficient gas for an Einstein-Szilard pump and, using solar mirrors, it would be not only sustainable, but quite economic.

Last the original efficiency using ammonia wasn't that great. Also you would need a source of heat in the evenings though Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 23, 2021, 03:11:27 PM
Even as a commoner, ammonia solution is freely available at the hardware store.
The problem with all devices using ammonia is to keep the stuff from leaking not getting the NH3.

Last Diesel started with an ammonia engine too and never got that problem solved Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 24, 2021, 12:03:00 AM
I was thinking that you should know a better gas for that mechanism.

Last or better, formulate one Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 24, 2021, 08:08:42 AM
Unfortunately we are proabably talking about perfluorinated compounds then.
Those have their own problems.

Last all candidates seem to be flammable, toxic or persistent (usually two of those at the same time) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 19, 2021, 12:45:25 AM
Being a closed system without moving parts wouldn't it be possible to enclose it in a fluid/gas that would make the active ingredient inert/innocuous?

Last If there is a leak in the inner system the outer system would neutralize it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 19, 2021, 09:20:54 AM
The problem would then be the outer component. E.g. you'd need an acid to deal with ammonia (the alternative of a catalytic agent opens a different can of worms).
And for many other components the products of any reaction would carry their own problems as well.

Household appliances would imo also be more difficult to deal with than industrial ones.

Last the avarage idiot is surprisingly inventive as far as out-unsmarting safety features goes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on July 26, 2021, 11:19:55 PM
Last anyone that thinks something is idiot proof has not met a sufficiently determined idiot Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 26, 2021, 11:26:47 PM
The trick is to assume that the user will be an idiot and plan accordingly.

Last https://libquotes.com/herman-wouk/quote/lbn1r6p Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on August 06, 2021, 07:09:47 PM
Last re-read my last post Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 06, 2021, 08:05:58 PM
The full qote takes that into account too

Last but I have the full version available only in German Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on August 10, 2021, 05:08:44 AM
Never mind quotes, what about quotas? We should have quotas - only so many people can get sick at one time quota would be good.

And vaccinations. If a vaccine is only 67% effective, lots of people will get ill. Even if less ill than if no vaccine, some will still die. Crowding out the hospitals means more people dying of other causes like heart and cancer. So that is still a lot of people dying.

Opening night clubs seems insane.

On a personal note, because I am high risk and had the AZ 60 odd % vaccine.... I am still basically not mixing with people. On a personal note being double vaccinated means not all that much.

Still, fewer people on earth may reduce greenhouse gases.

Last was it all meant to end like this? doomy post. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 10, 2021, 03:59:44 PM
Well, that would mean that some of the sick would have to claim not to be with the well-known consequences.
The flu notoriously spreads when employers put pressure on employees to ignore their sickness and come to work unless they would like to risk getting fired under pretense (no pretense needed in the US, it's a free country after all).

Greenhouse gas emissions went down a bit during the height of the pandemic (or at least rose more slowly) but now seem to make up for it as if having missed a payment installment.
And the main culprits have high incentives: log those forests and extract and sell those fossil fuels before it becomes illegal (or the existing laws get enforced) and non-profitable. If you know that your stocks will fall and your company fail: get rid of them and it in time, so the losses will be someone else's.

Not to forget the cynicism of: 'it's too late to do something, so let's do nothing or keep doing what we already do!'

Last They see 'let us eat and drink; for to-morrow we die' as a Biblically sanctioned recommendation Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on August 12, 2021, 06:41:26 PM
Everyone should stop doing what they are doing. A step beyond simple Lock Down.

Last practical Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 12, 2021, 09:48:00 PM
Beginning with breathing. A very bad habit we should have never adopted in the first place. ;-)
Unfortunately, "Just say NO!" won't cut it given how noxious nitrogen monoxide is.

Last down with aerobics Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on August 14, 2021, 04:56:01 PM
They should do oxygen transplants for those who don't want to breathe.

Last evolution should take care of this Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 15, 2021, 11:38:55 AM
Or develop electrolyzer gills for a more effective living under water

Last the hydrogen bubble trail could be problematic though Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on August 15, 2021, 03:11:58 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 15, 2021, 11:38:55 AM
Or develop electrolyzer gills for a more effective living under water

This would be beneficial when the climate inflates any more as presumably the seas will remain at a lower temperature than the land.

Last no need to go to Mars Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 15, 2021, 04:00:46 PM
And we have no carbonate based outer shell that would dissolve in the far more acidic water.

Last but the fizzy water also gives less lift, so we will have to increase our blubber to keep passively afloat Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on August 15, 2021, 06:56:44 PM
We have plenty to blubber about these days. All news dire.

Last wiping a tear from my eye Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 15, 2021, 08:44:38 PM
But no one is willing to stop to ask for dire actions.

Last if the eye is torn, how can it get wiped Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on August 16, 2021, 06:20:04 PM
They will ask but they won't get.

Last they would rather die Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 16, 2021, 07:49:02 PM
That would be less of a problem, if they would not insist to get as many company as possible.
Even without expecting a Valhalla as reward

Last they would join the other side anyway Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on August 17, 2021, 06:13:07 AM
Last morality is dead Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 17, 2021, 08:48:39 AM
Undead, I'd say.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on August 20, 2021, 07:34:32 PM
Swato - I am going to be very generous and let you hang on to the Last Post while I update the forum, which may take a while.

Last Hmmm that doesn't work does it" Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on August 21, 2021, 08:00:54 PM
Upgrade done. Except for some add-ons, like my signature disappearing.

And I kept the Last Post.

Last do report any problems Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 21, 2021, 11:40:52 PM
Fortunately I remembered my password correctly.
Had not to use it here in years.

Last this is about the only page where I chose to stay logged in and do not erase the cookie each time i switch off my browser Post

Edit: But I had to reupload my old bronze head. Pure coincidence that I recently stumbled over it searching for something else on my harddisk. Otherwise this could have taken a while.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on August 22, 2021, 05:51:07 PM
It's a relief to see your old bronze head. You look more yourself now.

I'm not sure why avatars and smilies etc didn't get transfered. They should all have been in the backups of files and database I used. I do occasionally look for them, but so far never found them.

Last lost in space Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 22, 2021, 09:03:24 PM
I think the smilies got lost when we transferrred to this platform (together with most or all attachments).

Last went into the void Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on August 23, 2021, 05:31:39 PM
Yes, avatars, smilies, and so on - all got lost - I am always intending to find and restore them - but never get round to it.

Last busy, busy, busy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 23, 2021, 09:01:22 PM
At least my bronze head was there all the time (at least at the top of the page, not 100% sure about individual posts)  until your last maintenance.

I looked for some of the old smilies on the net but could not find them either.
I have some of the toadfishy ones (i.e. those created for this forum) saved somewhere (would take some time to find them).
But at the moment even the generic ones don't work. Test.  :mrgreen: No, not working

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on August 23, 2021, 09:41:50 PM
I dumped the whole database and source files for the old system so smilies etc must be somewhere in the dumps. SMF has a smilie table so not sure why that would have nothing in it. I just haven't looked into it. At present I can't login to the server to FTP some files I want to upload. Very frustrating. I am waiting on support to sort out the timing out.

Last Much patience is needed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 24, 2021, 08:19:22 AM
Not a real problem on my part.
What I miss more than the smilies is most of the old gang being around here on a daily basis.

Last when it was posts per day not days per post Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on August 24, 2021, 09:17:02 PM
Yes, I miss the old gang and community partaking daily. Opsa was trying to log in but failed and I did a mod for her so her login worked but now she seems to have gone underground again.

I have now logged on to the sever without timing out but the mod I am trying to install needs altering and am struggling to see how. This won't interfere with anything but is annoying me.

Last fiddling with computers is endless - all should be neural Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 25, 2021, 11:03:05 AM
Would you really wish for the computer to have direct access to your brain?

Last even without hacking, one would get drowned in insipid commercials without an opt-out option Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on August 25, 2021, 07:47:04 PM
The brain access has not been designed yet. There would be limits to the connection. The computer would dissolve if it tried to get around the limits.

Last maybe it isn't such a good idea! Post

PS. The Privacy Policy must be signed again as we upgraded. But hopefully only once.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 25, 2021, 08:27:19 PM
The computer has access to higher voltage and amperage than your brain.
Should the former dissolve, it will likely do so through the latter.

Last Frying tonight! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nike7BNrJ5A) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on August 26, 2021, 04:07:16 PM
Last if there is a computer that can cope with being soaked in rum my position is in peril Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 26, 2021, 07:35:03 PM
Plans to make them run on (pure) alcolhol are in the making for some time now.

Last if your rum is highly methylated, the machine will love it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on August 26, 2021, 07:47:19 PM
Computers are artificial and non-combustible ones will be made. Perhaps.

Last Welcome back to that patchy thing type Sibling Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on August 27, 2021, 02:52:37 AM
Last my rum isn't highly anything, except potentially incendiary Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 27, 2021, 10:14:31 PM
Don't know why but I got kicked out again and had to relog in.

Last and I did not erase (or eat) the cookie Post

Edit: And again while the cookie's still there
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on August 28, 2021, 03:55:34 PM
I think there is something wrong with the forum. I was trying to install smileys (I found them) and it wouldn't work, and someone told me to half redo the update I had done before and it seems to have mucked things up.

Last going down for maintenance again Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 28, 2021, 07:19:57 PM
The lower 80% of my avatar have disappeared behind blue and purple squares.

Last miasmatic Post

Edit: had to reupload it
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on August 28, 2021, 09:32:59 PM
I haven't checked out avatars yet. It may be a similar problem to the smileys but I will need to check. I am not sure quite how to check though.

Last we are getting there, wherever there is Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 29, 2021, 12:53:41 PM
As long as they are back, I don't really care, if the basic ones show signs of seasickness.

Last Or did they drink too much of the methylated spirits in the basements of the watering holes at pirate cove? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on August 29, 2021, 06:39:40 PM
I've sorted the avatars and attachments now so your tartans should be back (for example).

Last wherever we were going we got there Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 29, 2021, 08:51:30 PM
So, righting the ship where we left it?

Last time to order some puncakes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 30, 2021, 03:40:53 PM
My old avatar is back!

Last I haven't seen it in a while Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on August 30, 2021, 07:49:10 PM
Last welcome back to the avatar Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on August 30, 2021, 09:37:27 PM
The avatars misbehaved. Many, but not all, have been forced to behave themselves.

Last photobucket is no more Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 31, 2021, 08:48:29 AM
I went off image storing services when they started to charge fees.

Last how dared they? Don't they know that the internet is for freeloaders*? Post
*and of course prawn (cats ARE freeloaders, so no need to give them extra mention)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 02, 2021, 02:08:31 PM
Space is cheaper every single day.

Last lets charge more for it! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2021, 02:16:51 PM
The future lies in space exploitation.

Last if it wasn't so expensive we'd probably have lots of black sexploitation in a scifi setting* Post

*Penelope at the Schwartzschild radius as  advertised in Alabama Dried Turkey - The Movie
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on September 02, 2021, 03:49:02 PM
The International Space Station is falling apart. The UK media says it's the Russian bits but then they would.

Last last comfort break on the way to Mars Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 02, 2021, 07:55:15 PM
The Russians have some tradition with air leaks but I giess chewing gum will not be sufficient as a solution.
Over here statements are quoted that the Russians will take that as a signal to quit and to build a new station of their own.

Last They aready had Mir. Will the next be Voyn? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on September 21, 2021, 08:57:52 PM
The Russians are much in our news just now. The Brits are accusing a third Russian in the Salisbury murder saga. But this is just a little local matter compared to space exploitation.

Last watching endless crime drama to pass the hours awake at night Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 22, 2021, 08:22:05 AM
Was it the white Russian with the Novitchok in the anteroom?

Last no clue Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 26, 2021, 03:53:47 AM
A cocktail to die for?

Last it isn't always good to be creative Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 26, 2021, 06:06:13 PM
A black Russisn's no Pink Lady
Give her the Singapore Sling
And Moscow Mule is not your baby
So highball the vodka and name your sting!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ9se8i4ujs

Last it's not Mr. Trololo, that's for sure Post

Edit: the epic I am working on has just passed 3000 lines of verse
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 28, 2021, 08:32:32 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on September 26, 2021, 06:06:13 PM
the epic I am working on has just passed 3000 lines of verse
That's one epic epic!

Last my dystopian novel is over 300 pages but it still needs an ending and plenty of corrections Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 28, 2021, 10:18:57 PM
It's just about 3.5 scrolls and I am aiming for 4.
By standards of antiquity that is still a short epic (not an epyllion, which would be 1 scroll max).

Last and there's a lot of stuffing to get even that far Post

PS: And in order not to neglect the small poetic forms:

There was a torero in Spain
Who ran from the bull but in vain
For the beast it was faster
Which led to disaster
And not insignificant pain
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on September 29, 2021, 01:45:44 PM
 :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:

Last lost poetry Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 29, 2021, 03:25:31 PM
That one was about 35 years in the making. I still remember that English lesson where we were supposed to write a limerick but mine never went beyond the first line and the first rhyme.

Last it was time to finish the job Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on September 29, 2021, 06:09:00 PM
There once was a man from Lime
Who had three wives at a time
He was once overheard
Saying one is absurd
And two at once is a crime

Last not my creation Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 29, 2021, 08:38:24 PM
A vile racketeer in New York
He traded in futures of pork
Askew/ A skewed cycle of pig
Caused him losses quite big
And in public he got called a dork

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Pachyderm on October 04, 2021, 05:03:28 AM
A lad and a lass from Aberystwyth
United the lips that they kystwyth.
But as they grew older,
They also grew bolder,
And played with the things that they pystwyth.

Last wish I could claim credit for this one Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 04, 2021, 08:12:55 AM
A teenager once came to Rome
To visit St.Peter his dome
But because he smoked dope
He got kicked by the pope
On a stretcher he made his way home

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on October 05, 2021, 05:20:07 AM
I'm impressed by all the creativity, even if you didn't write them yourselves. I offer up a rhyme my mother told me many times as a small child (me, not her). Here is her version which is slightly different to the original author's.

A centipede was happy quite
Until a toad in fun said
Pray which leg goes after which?
Which brought her mind to such a pitch
She lay dejected in a ditch
Considering how to run

Katherine Craster (1841–74)

Last a millipede would be even more confused but doesn't scan well Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 05, 2021, 08:57:27 AM
I somehow got bitten by the Limerick bug and wrote 7 yesterday.

A conservative priest in St.Anton
Always looking for something to rant on
But when his fornication
Became known to the nation
He had no more platform to stand on

A lioness which (who?) lived in Riga
Had to share once here cage with a tiger
They, from what I can tell,
Went along pretty well
She gave birth to a beautiful liger

A gentleman (married) in Scarborough
Was convinced that his wife's name was Barbara
But her passport did tell
That is really was Nell
He decided, he'd no longer harbour her

A vicar in Banyuls-sur-mer
Was pursuing a wily old hare
Which then hid in a brothel
For that holy apostle
To enter it would never dare

A lady-in-waiting in Perth
To a triplet of daughters gave birth
And the fathers were three
Which quite filled her with glee
The support payments grew her net worth

A crowd on the atoll of Rongelap
Saw with awe when the hydrogen bomb went up
But the fallout thereafter
Was no reason for laughter
So some nuclear daiquiris got on the tab

A hunter in rural Maylaya
Was famed as a great tiger slayer
But he was just a fraud
And the skins were all bought
When he ran in his village for mayor

Last the rhyme Riga-Tiger itself is of course a classic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on October 08, 2021, 07:56:41 PM
Axioms imply
Logic flows like watered silk
An abstract beauty

Last I enjoy limericks, but prefer haiku Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 08, 2021, 08:07:37 PM
We have a thread for that  :mrgreen:

Doing poetry
Is it exercise in style
or just doggerel?

Last the former in intent the latter as result Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 25, 2021, 05:53:09 PM
Not with limericks
or with the silly haiku
I take the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 26, 2021, 08:21:19 AM
Epic in style it must be, if one wants to compete in this effort.
Elegiac is fine too. Therefore I take the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 04, 2021, 01:09:40 AM
Having posted last, I have the

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 04, 2021, 08:36:37 AM
The Last Post giveth
The Last Post taketh a(l)way(s)
Praised be the Last Post
which I now take
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 13, 2021, 05:35:25 AM
Swato on the Last Post squatteth;
Out damned Sqwat!
For the shortest of moments
I shall take
The Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 13, 2021, 09:53:16 AM
This is the theme | and that shall be
Always with us | Aye, forever!
Strong in style | steady in aim
This post to snatch | proudly as Last
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 20, 2021, 04:35:34 PM
Twas brillig and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe
All mimsy were the borogoves
And the Last Post outgrabe.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 20, 2021, 04:51:02 PM
Mary made a little boast,
little boast, little boast
Mary made a little boast
That she'd take the Last Post

And everywhere that Mary dozed
Mary dozed, Mary dozed,
Everywhere that Mary dozed
She dreamt of that Last Post.

She waited patently aroused,
ly aroused, ly aroused,
She waited patently aroused,
For chance to take that Post.

But every time like some sly ghost
some sly ghost, some sly ghost
But every time like some sly ghost
Up Swato snapped that Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 23, 2021, 01:48:58 PM
No.

Last mine Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 23, 2021, 02:05:39 PM
No, I am not gonna write a No play for this.
Just taking the Last Post in passing (not in Pasing (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasing), that's for sure).
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on November 27, 2021, 05:22:17 PM
Last Belongs to ME! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 27, 2021, 07:41:33 PM
I thought that was all your bases belongs to us (or was that US?).

Taking now the Last Post to the place I belong
West Berolina south of Pommern
Taking now The Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 29, 2021, 05:58:45 PM
Where do you thing you're going with the

Last :P Post?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 29, 2021, 10:25:18 PM
To infinity and beyond?
As long as it lasts?
Till the music ends?
James Last (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Last) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 09, 2021, 08:32:46 PM
I don't think you can go that far.

Last at least not with it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 09, 2021, 09:46:01 PM
The Last Post and Chorus are for those already beyond, isn't it? (or is that aren't they?)
And whether the music ever ends is open to debate too.

So put an LP on and take the Last Post, if you manage (in this age of man).
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 09, 2021, 10:47:01 PM
I'd have to go to my son's house to play an LP, it's been a while since I had a turntable.

I'll do take the Last Post though.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 10, 2021, 12:33:17 AM
We have at least one that still works (and one that doesn't due to the rubber of the transmission belt having deteriorated).
It's rarely used though.

But the turning of the Last Post will hopefully never end
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 11, 2021, 10:10:14 PM
Before my last turntable went south I used it to record all my LPs to MP3 files.

Last vinyl will not last forever Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 12, 2021, 09:22:01 AM
Turntables are trying for a comeback over here with a USB port as main selling argument.
To me this sounds more like: use this thing to digitize your collection, then you can get rid of it.

But I won't get rid of the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on December 20, 2021, 05:48:07 AM
I bought a turntable with USB - actually it was part of an all in one does everything cheapish thingy, tapes, CDs, LPs..... bla, bla. Three years ago. I had previously started digitising my tapes, but had stopped and thought I'd restart with this new set up, and also digitise my LPs (and some EPs). But I still haven't. I am too busy. I miss my simple and much more expensive Sony tape/CD/MP3 player which is in the cupboard as no room to have both out.

I also have a new overbed table which has in built disco type lights (I can vary colour and intensity) and bluetooth speakers (also power points and USB ports) - it is amazing - so I can play my digitised music from my laptop through decent speakers. I backed it's creation via Kickstarter, took a risk which worked out, so got it really cheap (it is fearsomely expensive) - it is a thing of beauty and delight.
Play the video (mine is white not black) https://bedchill.com/

By the way, the Last Post is mine.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 20, 2021, 08:43:18 AM
Hi, Griffin! Long time no post.
Hope it will not be your Last since I take this one.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 22, 2021, 07:04:20 PM
Quote from: Griffin on December 20, 2021, 05:48:07 AM
I also have a new overbed table which has in built disco type lights... (it is fearsomely expensive)
Cool!

Wait, how much??

Last :faint: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 22, 2021, 07:38:19 PM
Well, it's bespoke and French.
What did you expect?

Apart from me taking the Last Post, I mean?
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 04, 2022, 04:23:24 PM
I frequently do French and affordable.

Last wine that is Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 04, 2022, 05:18:37 PM
I never drink...wine.
Occasionally cider (aka apple wine) though

Last also very affordable Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 05, 2022, 01:39:49 AM
I have a gallon jug of home-made apple cider in the cellar that I need to finish working with... first time I've made it and it was quite informal, so no idea on strength and it'll probably be better lightly carbonated.

I like wine and will happily drink it if someone offers it,  but left to my own devices I drink mostly beer (it comes in more convenient serving sizes, and a greater spectrum of flavours). I haven't found too many types of alcohol that I actively dislike, besides cheap baijiu and straight Everclear (best kept as an edible solvent).

I'm a little suspicious of French wine... it often says 'cat water' on the label, according to my official Canadian grasp of French. ;)

Last are they taking the piss? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 05, 2022, 01:50:46 PM
Austrian wine should be avoided unless your car needs antifreeze
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1985_diethylene_glycol_wine_scandal

Last I still remember that affair Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 28, 2022, 04:48:04 PM
Sweet wine????? Why???

I mean, I know about dessert wines but the sweet stuff is usually the worst.

Last now, the wines from Alsace and those of the other side of the Rhine are quite yummy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 28, 2022, 05:25:00 PM
Losing the monopoly on the sweet wine imports led Essex to rebel against Elizabeth I

Last I believe sweetening with lead acetate was still popular at the time Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 03, 2022, 06:18:10 PM
In fairness, dry wines are a relatively recent thing, all wines were sweet in the before times.

Last or so I heard Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 04, 2022, 08:06:03 AM
For the Romans and Greeks drinking poor undiluted wine was something only barbarians did.
They also liked to put spices and honey into it.

Last in other words: these guys drank watered down mulled wine all year round Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 07, 2022, 05:26:40 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on February 04, 2022, 08:06:03 AM
in other words: these guys drank watered down mulled wine all year round
And look at them now!

Last  I'll take a nice wine from Tuscany happily Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 08, 2022, 08:40:25 AM
But even they have switched to unleaded by now  ;)

Last so the wine is less heavy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 09, 2022, 04:51:12 PM
I wonder how it will taste when they switch to electric...

Last despite Stellantis dragging it's feet Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 09, 2022, 09:12:43 PM
I was still talking about the wine  :mrgreen:

Last the 1985 attempt to substitute diethylene glycol for the old heavy metal did not prove popular either though Post

Edit: quick googling yields electronic wine though
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on February 16, 2022, 04:23:53 AM
I know of at least one winery that uses sound to settle out the fines...

Last and describes their Zweigelt as having "notes of cannabis" Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 16, 2022, 07:31:33 PM
I thought wine is to be drunk not smoked.

Last beer is the smoked one Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on March 25, 2022, 12:05:33 AM
Hmm, a smoked grape red (perhaps a Pinotage? Like dark roast coffee) sounds quite lovely, especially as a cooking wine.  Rauchbiers can be quite nice, though... and also good for culinary use.

Started dabbling with home brewing, beginning with hard apple cider last fall (which turned out well), and currently with small batches of sodas... yeast carbonated but not necessarily alcoholic. Currently working on a birch syrup soda which is quite lovely, and I might let the end of that batch ferment out to see what birch wine (primarily fructose based) tastes like. It's getting to be time to tap the trees again, so I'm using up old supply and creating some motivation for a new harvest.

Last I've smoked salmon in the past, but it's rather hard on the lungs. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 25, 2022, 05:24:27 AM
I did an alcoholic fermentation experiment in my chemistry class recently. Just sugar, water and baker's yeast (from the grocery shop).
It worked but I would not dare to drink any of the product. I distilled a bit off and there is ethanol in it but by smell I can tell there is at least one more (my bet would be on methanol and probably one other).
That's the problem: I have knowledge enough to become paranoid but not enough to confidently produce something that would be safe to consume.

Last fortunately, I can do very well without regular consumption of alcoholic beverages, and acceptable cider is cheap, if I feel the urge Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 31, 2022, 08:34:58 PM
I would love to learn how to do actual [grape] wine.

Last not exactly a cheap or simple hobby Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 31, 2022, 09:33:30 PM
Any good wine would be wasted on me

Last but I not wasted by it [if only because I would not actually drink it] Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 04, 2022, 04:00:16 AM
I can tell the difference between cheap wine and medium priced wine.  But I had some really expensive wine once and couldn't say it was any better than the medium priced stuff.

Last the expensive stuff is for snobs Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 04, 2022, 03:14:01 PM
Nothing new there. The Romans knew all about it, and it was a common trope for satirists.

Last but there the snobs often were in on it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 10, 2022, 03:00:47 AM
Quote from: Aphos on April 04, 2022, 04:00:16 AM
I can tell the difference between cheap wine and medium priced wine.  But I had some really expensive wine once and couldn't say it was any better than the medium priced stuff.
Pretty much the way it is, with the wine that is legitimately better the difference with the medium priced stuff is minuscule, and in some cases there isn't a difference.

Last from $10 to $100 with $20 to $50 being the sweetspot Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 10, 2022, 08:16:35 AM
My only drinking luxury is the occasional order of Maltese Kinnie.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinnie

Last and even that only because there is a Malta shop around here where I can buy it directly Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on April 14, 2022, 07:48:15 PM
Before time? Do we know anything about what came before time or when time began? (Before the Universe?).

I am still shielding. Case numbers ginormous in my stretch of the woods. I may never be able to go outside my flat ever again and have no one in. Our government have given up. They don't even mind having a criminal in charge.

Last highly disturbed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 14, 2022, 09:14:34 PM
Still nice to hear of you Griffin!   :beagle: :toast: :beagle:
It's too quiet here anyway but the longer we hear nothing of you in particular the more worried we get.

Last I think I can speak there for the whole community Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 17, 2022, 09:00:20 PM
Last hand in there Griffin Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 17, 2022, 09:19:03 PM
Hm, am I not up to date on idioms or was that supposed to be 'hang'?

Last on the other hand, Griffin is rather on the ropes, so 'hang' could be rather a faux pas Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on April 18, 2022, 09:48:28 PM
Thanks for the concern Swato and Aphos. I am slightly worse for wear than I was but still functioning. But I am swamped by my To Do list. My diary is chock a block with zoom meetings and I now have five counselling clients, although spread out and most not weekly which relieves the pressure. I am afraid of catching Covid and getting Long Covid and losing all functionality. But I am taking care.

We now have an actual criminal in charge of our country who also does not care if we all die of Covid. This is not good.

Last hopefully he will get larger fines as time goes on and more parties are dealt with Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 19, 2022, 12:28:21 AM
Extended zoom meetings (same for other video conference  systems of course) are extremly exhausting by themselves.

But it's worse at the school where absent kids (usually due to Covid in the family) are expected to join in via a zoom equivalent.
Can be made to work more or less in Latin but in chemistry it's not really practical.

Last but current financial shortage has put an end to experiments* more or less anyway since chemicals cost money Post

*by the kids in particular but even teachers are supposed to be stingy, so the supplies last a wee bit longer
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 19, 2022, 01:12:32 AM
Quote from: Griffin on April 18, 2022, 09:48:28 PM
We now have an actual criminal in charge of our country
The more I know the more I'm convinced that being a criminal is a requirement to hold office.

Last even those who weren't end up doing outright criminal stuff Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 19, 2022, 10:39:05 AM
Easy when* able to write laws that define what is criminal.

Last or even better have others doing it for you in advance Post

*'When' seems to be more appropriate than 'if' here, at least to me. But feel free to correct me, if this is a grammatical violation.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on April 19, 2022, 08:06:21 PM
"with ability to" would be better English than "when able" but not by much. Possibly one must be a pedant to require this version.

I agree with Zono. But is power crazed synonymous with criminal? Thesaurus needs rewriting.

Yes, Zoom is tiring. Although it is brilliant for people locked inside, possibly for ever, like me. Life took a turn for the better when everyone else was locked in too. Now it's gone back to so called normal, there is some loss, although some things stay on zoom now. The only chemistry I do is pouring water on the extracted contents of capaccino coffee sachets. So far, this seems safe.

Last waiting to see if Bojo will be subject to an enquiry Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 19, 2022, 09:59:41 PM
Quote from: Griffin on April 19, 2022, 08:06:21 PM
The only chemistry I do is pouring water on the extracted contents of capaccino coffee sachets. So far, this seems safe.

Which is mainly physics with no or very little chemistry involved  ;)

Last now it's me getting pedantic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 21, 2022, 01:16:30 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on April 19, 2022, 10:39:05 AM
Easy when* able to write laws that define what is criminal.
Partly, but not only is making themselves immune to laws, it's also violating human rights in foreign lands so the laws they have where they are don't apply to them where they are committing the crimes.

Last but in some cases they do violate existing local laws and they don't care because no one will successfully prosecute them Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 21, 2022, 08:41:08 AM
It's of course advantageous, if one can 'persuade' the natives locals to sign waivers for the violations.

Last also making use of the double meaning of collateral Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on April 26, 2022, 09:23:56 PM
How do I download some music which seems only to be on YouTube and soundcloud? Theme tune for a BBC program. I want to import it to my Amazon Music app as well and can't work out how to do that either. The songs from the program are on Amazon but not the title music. I am not usually defeated by this kind of thing so this is making me irritable.

Last here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ9RKhond2s and here https://soundcloud.com/user-431626459/the-split-main-titles Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 27, 2022, 12:57:16 AM
You can use a youtube to mp3 converter, doing a search I got this one:

https://mp3-convert.org/

Last But there are a bunch Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 27, 2022, 04:26:01 PM
I use downloadhelper first and then a freeware video to mp3 converter.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on April 28, 2022, 05:10:48 AM
Zono - can't use mp3covert in the UK Swato - downloader as an extension to Firefox seems to want me to grant it permissions to access just about everything stored on my laptop plus my whole life - do you use it as an add-on to Firefox or Chrome - is it safe? Or have I got hold of the wrong software?

I've posted two more technical questions Electronics and Technolust.

Last The Government (using term loosely) is now judged guilty of killing little old ladies in care homes (we knew they were but now the courts agree) Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 28, 2022, 07:38:17 AM
I cannot remember giving video downloadhelper any special access or personal info but I am by no means a tech expert. E.g. I do not know what the difference is between an add-on and an extension. So I am the last person to ask about what is safe and what is not (despite being more on the paranoid side). I use Firefox. I am used to it and did not find Chrome appealing (in the few cases where had to use it on other people's computers).

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on April 28, 2022, 08:56:53 PM
So it's taken me ages but I finally have the YouTube music in my Amazon Music Library, with album artwork and tags. Thanks for the help. It gave me enough ideas how to go about it - it was messy, needing this from there and that from here, and some things failed along the way and some things I have no idea how they worked but they did. One thing I have which is a nifty tool is mp3tag - is ancient but a great simple tool.

Now I need to get down to my more urgent problem. Moving videos to the cloud but playing them on my website, or from my website. More detail in TechnoLust. And of course getting back to fighting BJohnson.

Last getting too long in the tooth for technology Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 29, 2022, 04:42:26 AM
I pondered whether to take the Last Post for I have nothing to add to the topic but of course I have to do it on principle.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on April 29, 2022, 06:42:16 PM
Yes, Swato, that was supposed to be "hang in there".  My bad.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 30, 2022, 08:08:05 AM
That was a Last Post not taken.
Therefore I will keep it in trusteeship.
Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 04, 2022, 06:09:54 PM
Last but can you keep it? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 04, 2022, 07:33:22 PM
Am I my Last Post's keeper?

Last maybe not but of this I am Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 05, 2022, 01:44:04 AM
Your intentions may be pure...

Last ...but can you really keep it? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 05, 2022, 06:16:34 PM
Intermittenly, if not interminably

Last indetermined Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 06, 2022, 02:31:24 AM
The heat death of the universe may come...

Last but this one is mine Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 07, 2022, 01:52:19 PM
Why is it called heat death when it is going to be rather cold?
Btw, will it have technically a temperature at all with no particles present?

Last emptier than the best vacuum Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 08, 2022, 03:50:05 AM
I don't know, the whole thing it's a bit bizarre to end with...
:P
Last anywho, I still belive in the big crunch Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 08, 2022, 08:26:40 AM
So, it's to be either dark, cold and lonely or hot and really crowded.
Or the max array size is reached and it will all end with a memory overflow error.

Last there is that hypothesis that mass extinctions are built in to get around that problem Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 08, 2022, 09:19:08 PM
Mass extinctions may be more a feature of the simulation.

Last galactic civilizations interfere with the results Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 09, 2022, 04:50:46 AM
Once the simulation gets self-aware, it needs a partial reboot

Last getting the boot, so to speak Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 11, 2022, 01:19:46 PM
Is that preferable to some of the scariest Fermi Paradox solutions?

Last there are monsters at the edge of the [star]map Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 11, 2022, 03:46:15 PM
There are lots of monsters on the star map (put there by the Greeks).

Lost or by Zeus to put up his son Herakles' hunting trophies for everyone to see Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on May 11, 2022, 09:25:47 PM
The trophies are in the box on the wall of the house just north of the starting point of Zork I.

Last https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zork Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 11, 2022, 10:00:44 PM
But do you have a clue who slew Auntie Roo with one of them?

Last the High priest of Offler in the temple with the cultic dagger? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 13, 2022, 08:29:40 PM
Slayings are always cryptic.

Last specially of aunts Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 14, 2022, 02:50:20 PM
Few new crypts get constructed.

Last and few bury their crypto currencey (as opposed to the hopes thtey had about it) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 15, 2022, 05:44:39 PM
They could bury their imaginary currency in an imaginary crypt.

Last in the end all money is imaginary Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 15, 2022, 09:29:38 PM
A non-fungible one?

Last It's difficult to keep crypts free of fungi Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on May 16, 2022, 03:06:40 AM
Last I demand a refund on my NFT Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 16, 2022, 06:57:08 AM
Please call this imaginary number and you'll receive it.

Last Provided it's in the Mandelbrot set of course Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 19, 2022, 08:42:13 PM
SQRT(-800CALLHERE)

Last did I imagine that? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 19, 2022, 09:33:26 PM
Trying to square that, i always ended minus one unit.

Last to stay real on a complex plane is serious business Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 20, 2022, 02:45:37 PM
Planes are always complex.

Last unless you eat branes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on May 20, 2022, 07:22:52 PM
Last but complex planes can have simple poles Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 20, 2022, 08:01:37 PM
Let's empty some Klein bottles on that.

Last reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 20, 2022, 09:50:21 PM
Without alcohol things get unreal.

Last OH, OH, OH! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 21, 2022, 09:20:01 AM
But only if the OH is organically attached.

Last high on droxy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 22, 2022, 04:15:09 PM
I remember hearing that certain activities would get you blind.

Last it turned out to be only methanol Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on May 22, 2022, 06:32:03 PM
Pigs in Space!

Last just felt like saying that even though this isn't the last phrase thread Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 22, 2022, 09:48:26 PM
I wonder why we went from dogs to apes to humans while leaving the pigs out of the sequnce of sending living things into space.

Last at least we would have gotten a roast out of it should something go wrong as happened with Leika Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 24, 2022, 01:38:47 PM
Pigs are heavy.

Last and while way smarter than dogs not as trainable Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 24, 2022, 06:29:44 PM
Pigs come in many sizes. And at the time the animals were just (soon to be) dead weight on top of the rockets anyway, so no need for training.

Missed opportunity to play three little piglets in space too. Send them up in one rocket and the wolf in another. Then do a coupling.

Last Let's see which side will open the connecting hatch out of curiosity and what will follow there in zero gravity Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on May 28, 2022, 03:06:36 AM
The wolf would blow the pigs spaceship down, whatever it was made of, back to earth perhaps.

Last you can't have your pigs and eat them Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 28, 2022, 11:58:21 AM
He would have to be full of gas to blow anything down in space.

Last and Newton's Third Law would blow him up in reaction Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 29, 2022, 04:31:54 PM
Wolf 359 can be quite explosive.

Last red dwarfs tend to do that Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 29, 2022, 10:16:25 PM
It's a stereotype that dwarfs/dwarves are good with mines.

Last the Tolkienian plural is the better one Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on June 01, 2022, 05:33:23 AM
One would never say elfs. More than one elf is elves. So Tolkien was just following nomal speech.

Last Are dwarves good with fracking? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 01, 2022, 09:51:26 AM
I guess they do it with more traditional tools not injection of chemicals.

Last crackin that problem by smacking it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 07, 2022, 05:55:27 PM
Last fracturing rocks one at a time Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 07, 2022, 08:24:35 PM
Is it a form of meditation?

Last definitely not for the down-to-Earth Pratchettean dwarfs Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 15, 2022, 04:06:15 PM
I doubt dwarves would enjoy fracking.

Last I'll meditate on it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 16, 2022, 08:00:49 AM
It's the more violent verion of Thud!

Last the transition is the breaking point Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 20, 2022, 03:36:26 PM
Murder?

Last give me a break Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 20, 2022, 04:23:20 PM
Once more into the breach!

Last or was it breeches? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 27, 2022, 05:26:54 PM
Last better than braces Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 27, 2022, 09:17:10 PM
What about vambraces?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vambrace
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 29, 2022, 06:28:31 PM
Sure, but only if made of Kevlar.

Last or even better, carbon-kevlar Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 29, 2022, 09:13:12 PM
Depends on what kind of attack is to be expected

Last and one extra for the Spanish Inquisition Post

Btw, I have finally caught Corona (or it caught me). My old parents too.
Unpleasant despite three vaccination shots and with very inconvenient timing.
One week earlier or later would have been better.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on July 15, 2022, 02:21:33 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 29, 2022, 09:13:12 PM
One week earlier or later would have been better.

I'm surprised it did not consult you.

I may well catch it. I'm having my hip replaced later today and then going to respite care in a care home for the time I won't be able to look after myself. I'm treating it as a summer holiday. But care homes are Covid death traps. I have no hip joint left on the left side so to say it has been extremely painful is an understatement.

Last I am glad to see you are well enough to claim the Last Post Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 15, 2022, 08:13:35 AM
I hope I'll still do so with my dying breath.

Last although that will require careful planning Post

Edit: I totally forgot to wish you good luck with your hip operation (and hoping that doing so will not jinx it). :YelSquidAnim: :pope: :YelSquidAnim:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on July 16, 2022, 12:22:49 AM

So I have a new hip, as of some 10 hours ago. The awful unbearable pain has gone, although there's a different pain from the op. but manageable with strong pain killers.

I wonder if your ommision mentioning actually caused it go well? We may control the world but we may not know how. Of course Ego may say otherwise.

Last I don't know when the physios will allow me out of bed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 16, 2022, 11:24:15 AM
So you're again a hipster? Or is that hipstress? Less stress with the hips hopefully!

Last up to bad punning again Post

Edit: my old father died this morning at age 81. I'll cut down on the punning a bit.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 25, 2022, 08:33:31 PM
Belated sorry for your loss Swato.   :'(

Hopefully Griffin is feeling better nowadays.

Last Sorry for the absence... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 26, 2022, 04:54:39 AM
Thank you!
The funeral was this Tuesday and it went as perfect as such a thing can go.
The cemetery got partially redesigned recently and the urn got entombed in the new 'Scandinavian' section.
Very apt since we have (or now: had) a long tradition of vacationing in Scandinavia.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 08, 2022, 07:38:44 PM
Let's give the Last Post (chorus included) to Her late Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith.

:pillar: :candle: :tlite: :squidmusicLT: :pope: :squid_musicRT: :tlite: :candle: :pillar:

At least she outlasted BoJo, although she is rumoured to have primarily hoped to outlast Charles.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on September 19, 2022, 03:49:31 AM
The Queen is dead, long live the King!

I have always wanted to say that, but never had the opportunity before.

We have the Queue to beat all other Queues, a fitting UK happening.

Swato, my condolences for you loss of your father. I hope he had a good life.

My hip is healing. Slowly. Getting fed up with the exercises. I have 12 exercises to do twice a day. I am still sleeping a lot.

See attachment for an announcement. Note also the significance of an attachment. I have increased the size of the upload folder! Huzzah!

Last Night before the Funeral. Taking bets on how many viewers it gets. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 19, 2022, 03:18:03 PM
So, how would Her late Majesty look in pirate regalia?*/**

Last a corgi on the shoulder would be non-traditional though Post

*in command of but not in uniform: https://c8.alamy.com/compde/w7dpt5/konigin-elisabeth-ii-als-lord-high-admiral-pruft-ihre-crew-von-piraten-an-bord-der-hms-dido-1965-artist-unbekannt-w7dpt5.jpg
**rather unflattering: (view at own discretion) https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/78/750x445/1159992.jpg
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on September 24, 2022, 05:51:11 AM
 :ROFL: @Lizzie

Will anyone attach anything now they can? You can't say I never cure bugs. It's just it can take years. Have I forgotten any others? (I don't know why our smilies are green but at least we got all the others back now). Caaakkkkeeee!  :victoria_sponge:

I am drowning under a stress induced cloud. My Covid Jab was today but taxi never turned up. Hence I have two more days of risk of being dragged off to a failing hospital/dying, or both. Rebooked but I still need a taxi. Hip progressed slightly.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 24, 2022, 08:38:29 AM
Hope you get better swiftly, Griffin  :hug: :glomp: :glommp:
I also hope that the gas crisis will not hit you too hard in the coming winter.

But now for something more or less different:

The queen of Denmark (now the longest reigning queen still alive) went home from the funeral with corona.
What does it say about me that I immediately thought of the bad pun that she should have waited for the coronation?

Last I doubt that too many heads of state will attend that though Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on September 25, 2022, 11:34:09 PM
Thanks Swato.

I have had my Covid jab plus a bonus got the Flu vaccine at the same time. Got the Moderna one with the Omega so pleased about that (we can't choose, we have to have whatever vaccine is on offer). Got taxi fine with different taxi company. Hip has been bad today.

My son thinks Putin isn't bluffing.

Last we'll all go together when we go Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on September 26, 2022, 05:55:06 AM
Should they suddenly decide to show Threads (1984) on TV one could consider worrying.

Last I guess we will get Chernobyl 2.0 - Saporishija first Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on October 07, 2022, 06:52:30 AM
Definitely hope they don't show Threads.

We may have 3 hour/day black outs in the winter. They say between 4 and 7pm which is silly as it is dark so we will need candles and candles set fire to the curtains. How long does food (and frozen food) last with the fridge off? I should know as I lived through the 1970's black outs (married by then), but I can't remember what we did, or didn't do.

Last News from a failed State Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 07, 2022, 03:20:13 PM
The German federal and state governments also considers (planned) rolling temporary blackouts a possibility.
But they are cautious because, if people do not switch their devices off too, there will be a huge spike when the juice comes back which could physically damage the whole system.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on October 27, 2022, 03:02:27 AM
We are living through the most utterly ridiculous times. We have no government, just a bunch of lunatics. The public want an election but I can't see how we'd get one because there's no route to having one mid-term. Meanwhile the Tories can continue wrecking everything. We are supposed to celebrate having our first British Asian PM, and the youngest for 200 years, but I'm not cheering, he's a multi-billionnaire and has some unpleasant Tory beliefs. People are starving and freezing to death but benefits (and likely pensions) will be cut. How can people starve to death in a rich country. It's sick.

We have a triple-lock on pensions which is a protection for pensions when in a situation just like the one we are in, but they will dump it just as it is needed, so we won't get a rise at rate of inflation. Pet peeve for obvious reason.

Meanwhile it is too late to save the climate so I suppose none of this matters much.

Last Feeling Doomy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 27, 2022, 09:13:35 AM
Hey, it will reduce freezing in the winter. And with the rising sea levels the way to a cooling bath for the summer gets shorter and shorter. [/sarcasm]

From what I read Sunak is the least of problems. His cabinet seems more of a horror story.
And just wait for the US midterms. The GOP is openly declaring that they will take hostage taking to a new and unprecedented level. When the world economy crashes as a result at least the Tories can claim to be innocent.

German politics is not a pretty sight either at the moment but there's no comparision to the UK or US admittedly.

Maybe this hidden sight of beauty can provide temporary relief:
https://livinglondonhistory.com/the-stunning-shepherdess-walk-mosaics/

Last gloomy and doomy with only art a dim ray of light Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on October 28, 2022, 03:22:55 AM
I did not get a large back up generator installed this year like I should have... I'm at the end of a power line spur and low on the priority list in case of weather-induced blackouts (wind knocking trees on the line is the biggest worry). I'm all electric for heat and our grid is largely based on hydroelectricity so energy prices shouldn't bite provided the power stays on. I may get around to wiring in a circuit for a small generator, to run at least the freezer and a small heater if necessary (it's my trade so it's a day project).  We had a multi-day outage last November which brought me close to having to drain the pipes in the house and move the freezer contents (think I put them in a cooler outside, as it was below freezing and the bears were already in bed).

I won't freeze....  I can cook, sleep and bathe to some degree in my wood-fired sauna on wheels, and the wood shed is well stocked.  I resorted to that last year during the 3rd night of the outage once the house dropped below 7 C.

I shouldn't starve either, as I will eat anything with four legs (except the table) and have even resumed shooting and eating things with two legs recently (with wings, don't worry! ;) ).  Fishing's been good at the river just down the road from my house, but it closes for fishing next week and will ice over soon.  There's a lot of technically edible tree bark in my forest, although it's better to eat in the spring when the sap is rising.  Do need to dig and pot up some dandelion roots before the ground freezes, to force for winter greens (oh, and haven't dug all the potatoes yet - this weekend).

Last snow is already blanketing the mountains, better finish my outdoor chores soon Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 28, 2022, 08:07:50 AM
Good luck, stay safe!

Weather forecast around here says 24°C. In late October! Imo that's not normal.
Given the political situation, a warm winter would be a good thing.
But emotionally I need a proper winter with snow that lasts more than a few hours. It has been too long without that.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 05, 2022, 11:25:33 PM
I've got a winter like that as of last night. A cold snap is forecast for next week (down to -15C) so I expect that the snow should last at my place for approximately the next 6 months. Haven't been snow-free across the property, especially the forested parts, until about May 1st the last two years.

Last loading up on used ski touring gear today. should be buying disability insurance but that's more boring... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 06, 2022, 07:37:12 AM
Fall break (who came up with that ominous combo?) is almost over, school restarts to-morrow.
I could do with another week.

Last for preparation Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on November 28, 2022, 08:07:24 PM
I have reported troubles to web host. Have been getting error reports to my email - web host has delayed reply for ages (too busy - maybe everyone is getting errors) so only just in discussion now.

https://livinglondonhistory.com/the-stunning-shepherdess-walk-mosaics/ yes nice. Wish I could go there.

Last sorry for poor service Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 14, 2022, 08:50:51 PM
Since the lost posts have not been restored (yet), it's time for me to take the
Last Post
again.
(No comments on list and lust posts)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on December 25, 2022, 09:21:14 AM
Last Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Seasons Greetings, or whatever your favorite saying for the season is Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 25, 2022, 06:32:10 PM
Is the greeting truly well-seasoned?

Last And is it duck or rabbit season? Post

Actually, I like the taste of duck and have little experience with rabbit.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on December 26, 2022, 06:07:30 AM
Boxing Day now in the UK. People go to the sales but no one has any money, and there's no public transport as all on strike so this pastime seems unlikely. Not much else to do on Boxing Day. I plan to sleep. Meanwhile in other news some mad gunman shot and killed one person and injured another in a pub so maybe avoid going out drinking, not that anyone can afford to do so.

Last no snow here Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 26, 2022, 08:12:32 AM
As per regulation all the snow (the little there was to start with) melted a few days ago since - or so it seems - white christmas has become anathema over here. Rain and temperatures about +11°C for the last few days.
Well, at least fewer people will freeze to death (the same is of course not true in the US or Ukraine at the moment).

Last dark grey depression Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on December 28, 2022, 03:26:32 AM
We had a cold snap before Christmas, but it warmed up considerably for Boxing Day. We built a massive snow fort, approximately 3 m in diameter with 1.6 m walls, a window,  a snow slide and a carved tiger's face on one exterior wall in my sister's back yard. Two children trying to have fun, and three adults in overly serious work mode.  At one point my brother-in-law actually booted the kids out of the fort because they were getting in the way.

Last that's the true spirit of play, eh? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 28, 2022, 05:19:20 PM
Taking snow fortresses was a serious business in rural winter entertainment once
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/34/SurikovSnowFortress.jpg

Temperatures dropped a bit but are still safely above freezing.
And it's raining again, if I do not mistake the sound from outside.

Enough suitable trees around, please provide snow to cover
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Shishkin_na_severe_dikom1.jpg
More inclined towards the cedar than the palm for sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ-dNBTlx-U

Last combining Ukrainian paintings with Russian orchestral music Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on December 29, 2022, 06:54:24 PM
Raining here, 7o - shops busier than Boxing Day. Politics more or less stopped.

Last waiting for grocery delivery Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 30, 2022, 12:00:32 PM
Quite sunny at the moment (rain forecast for later) and spring-like temperatures.
To-morrow is a hot candidate (pun intended) for warmest 31st of December on record.
Lots of shopping around here to.

Last I dread next week when school starts again* Post

*my performance review as teacher in training directly before the holidays was abysmal which is highly demotivating.

Edit: Just cam back from watching Avatar - The Way of Water. Whatever else one can say about this movie, the plot, acting etc., it is without a doubt among the most visually beautiful ever produced.

Probably Last Post of 2022

Edit 2: And first Last Post of 2023
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on January 06, 2023, 02:59:06 AM
I have little hope in this game these days.  I only internet 2 - 3 times a month.

Last nearly 2 years without a home or mobile internet connection Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 06, 2023, 04:30:41 AM
This tends to be the thread that shows that there is still some, though faint, life around here.

While there's life there's the

Last who's going to sing the chorus once there isn't? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on January 06, 2023, 05:14:13 AM
Does anyone know of a free and royalty free downloadable without paid license FSM image - for example to download from shutterstock have to pay for a license - URL?

Last If there's no one here, who will hear the chorus singing? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 06, 2023, 04:25:13 PM
Hm, I do not know about the listening capabilities of non-entities.

Last or would that be not-presentities Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 18, 2023, 09:16:16 PM
Quote from: Griffin on January 06, 2023, 05:14:13 AM
Does anyone know of a free and royalty free downloadable without paid license FSM image - for example to download from shutterstock have to pay for a license - URL?
You can use this one, I made it myself.

Last :P Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 19, 2023, 03:41:30 PM
Nice. I should have tried one myself (in celtic style).

Last or a mosaic Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 02, 2023, 10:37:11 PM
A mosaic would be very appropriate.

Last he has been among us at least since roman times Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 03, 2023, 08:17:08 AM
I don't know, whether I will find the time soon to do it (properly).
The crisscrossing of lines of the same colour isn't easy unless one goes for large scale.

Last at least with my rather crude methods on the computer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on February 03, 2023, 08:00:11 PM
Thanks Zono. I have taken a copy. I suppose it is on my domain anyway if I could locate the right directory.

Life in the UK is in a state of collapse. Shortly legislation will be passed to stop strikes and protests. Meanwhile fraud and bullying stalk the Houses of Parliament. The people are starving, penniless, and freezing.

Last the government destroys all rights and freedoms with no way of getting rid of it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 04, 2023, 08:37:22 AM
At least BoJo is in the US speaking truth about Tucker Carlson.

Last Admittedly not much solace in other places being even worse than one's home country Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 06, 2023, 10:13:06 PM
Considering how bad is Boris Johnson, gives you an idea of how incredibly awful is F.. I mean, Tucker Carlson.

Last there's evil and then there's truly evil Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 07, 2023, 07:27:46 AM
And on top of it it manages to be petty at the same time.

Last neither maniacal laughter nor the matter of fact 'this we will do because we want and can and you can't do anything to stop us' Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 08, 2023, 04:25:29 PM
To say that F.. er.. Tucker Carlson is petty is probably the biggest understatement in the history of understatements.

Last the guy is the poster child for a$$hole rich kid Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 08, 2023, 10:53:13 PM
Yes he is but it does not change the essential pettiness of his kind of evil.

Last no true Evil Overlord potential, at best a cheap imitation. No vision of grandure Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 09, 2023, 09:23:04 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on February 08, 2023, 10:53:13 PM
no true Evil Overlord potential, at best a cheap imitation. No vision of grandeur
For that you require talent.

Last he definitely wouldn't be there if he wasn't a well connected rich kid Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 10, 2023, 07:46:18 AM
But sophisticated evil would be less effective given the target audience.

Last petty, mediocre evil is what sells to the masses Post

Torture pörn could be an exception because there sophistication is appreciated but the audience is smaller too
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 15, 2023, 10:52:55 PM
It's a marketplace, you need some sophistication to sell evil to the evil rich while crassness sells to the bottom evil.

Last selling evil to the ones in the middle takes more charisma and talent Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 16, 2023, 07:17:23 AM
The art is to make the crass look sophisticated to the former and the sophisticated crass to the latter (at the same time).

Last Where's the Shakespeare of Evil?* Post

*not on Faux, I presume
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on February 16, 2023, 06:03:32 PM
Shakespeare has a lot of stuff to say about evil, including this mysogenist statement "To win me soon to hell my female evil".

Last we have no socialist party - the exaggerated Jewish history still haunts Jeremy Corbyn Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 16, 2023, 07:54:25 PM
He had to say but he wasn't himself (to my knowledge).

Last his evil twin seems to have went successfully into hiding since before birth Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 03, 2023, 04:46:53 PM
He didn't need to be extra chauvinistic, just what was usual for the time.

Last besides, saying women are evil may make the Queen unhappy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 04, 2023, 09:19:28 AM
As long as it did not go up to John Knox level, she did not much care*, I think.
Questioning her personal legitimacy was something completely different.

Last she was The Queen, not a mere woman Post

*or would at least not show
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 05, 2023, 05:45:14 PM
But the Queen is a woman by definition.

Last they can't be that evil Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 06, 2023, 06:02:56 AM
In private (and as a kings's wife) yes but not as a ruling queen in discharge of her duties as monarch.

Last a subtle but crucial difference Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 08, 2023, 06:48:42 PM
But there is an intrinsic contradiction there: the monarch is placed by god, and women are guilty for their original sin. A monarch Queen has been placed by god forcing their intrinsic sinfulness to her subjects.

Last plus, being a protestant Queen parallels with Mary are even weaker Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 08, 2023, 08:00:38 PM
That's why ruling Queens are officially not women (who are not allowed to rule over men as per the Bible).

Btw, there are pre-Biblical precedents, e.g. Hatchepsut who used the male titulature and regalia (including the false beard) and who had some of her depictions show male genitalia.
Elizabeth I as official virgin also avoided some of the usual entrappings.

Last her husband was her British realm which dictated her policies with her as the mere executive organ Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 09, 2023, 04:03:34 PM
Funny how contrived all those "rulings" are.

Last otherwise check the whole Immaculate Conception thing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 09, 2023, 05:56:02 PM
That one was rubbish from the start and both sides used fraud to bolster their individual positions.

Last in the end it's all St.Augustines fault with his ridiculous original sin idea that likely originated from getting annoyed by the crying of his out-of-wedlock infant son Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 20, 2023, 07:18:09 PM
St. Augustine, always such a credible witness...

Last I committed all the sins so you don't have to...  ::) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 20, 2023, 10:31:25 PM
He blows his own sins completely out of proportion e.g. by trying to make the theft of an apple (by him as a boy) sound like a crime worth of eternal damnation.

Last and iirc not because Adam and Eve had some fruit related issue too Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 21, 2023, 06:01:19 PM
It may be a problem of intent.

Last his dark heart really wanted to harm the apple seller Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 22, 2023, 05:36:35 PM
It was directly from the tree and I can't remember him saying whose tree it was and whether he knew.

Last his intent was to paint himself as evil (pre finding the true faith) so such a wicked motive would surely have been included Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on March 31, 2023, 09:29:47 PM
Trump has been indicted.

Last and there was much rejoicing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 01, 2023, 09:02:25 AM
But also lacrimation and bruxism galore.

Last a natural reaction of those that are embued in the spirit of rightwingness and choler Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 05, 2023, 10:21:45 PM
I can't stop thinking on a conversation I had about Karma.

Last action and reaction, sure, but so many manage to delay the reaction that it seems meaningless Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 06, 2023, 08:26:01 AM
I guess cosmic congress is gerrymandered too and opposes accountability.

Last we can't even count the stars since more and more of the universe hubbles out of sight Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 06, 2023, 04:00:24 PM
According to some we are already in hell, so it makes perfect sense that those who we think deserve accountability escape it.

Last unless they screw with a bigger fish in the pond Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 06, 2023, 04:54:23 PM
I just shifted about 8 yd of books from stacks into a new heavy duty shelf.
I fear I have (finally) run out of room to put more shelves*. They are already at right angles to the main bookcase along the wall.
And I still need room for the journals (another 10 m at my rough estimate and that doesn't even include the stuff already moved to the storage basement.
The sorting I will leave for another day provided I will ever get to it

Last Alexandria en miniature Post

*my mother will not tolerate me invading more rooms for the purpose.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 06, 2023, 05:23:36 PM
I moved on, books are nice but eBooks are way easier to handle.

Last I understand many books are not in digital form yet Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 06, 2023, 05:37:23 PM
I have a large number of books downloaded as pdf from the university server. More than I could ever store in physical form (or afford to begin with).
But in general I perfer printed books.

Last Reading from a screen is a pain, and also I do not trust electronic files to last. Too easy to get corrupted or the storage unit(s) damaged Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 13, 2023, 04:21:05 PM
Cloud services prevent those failures but in fairness you are in the hands of the provider. If tomorrow Google decides to close their digital library I would probably miss a few books I haven't downloaded manually.

Last this is more an issue with cloud-based game libraries where the providers either go out of business or decide to shutdown the servers of older games Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 14, 2023, 07:54:40 AM
At least I give a boost to the economy by buying shelves.
And store a lot of carbon.

Last more than enough for a funeral pyre Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 20, 2023, 08:27:54 PM
That Viking ritual burns too much CO2!

Last I've considered a sky burial but for some reason my family opposes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 21, 2023, 05:05:09 AM
Since it's not old-growth wood (I assume it's plantation pine), it would actually be close to neutral.
The particulate matter/fine dust would be more problematic.

Last and the mercury from my teeth fillings Post

Edit: Speaking of death:  :pillar: :pope: :rip: :pillar: RIP Harry Belafonte :pillar: :rip: :pope: :pillar:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 25, 2023, 08:24:25 PM
Hey-oh in the sky.

Last :( Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 26, 2023, 04:50:39 PM
I carefully avoided any mention of curved yellow fruit.

Last or boats for that matter Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on April 27, 2023, 04:57:59 AM
Ah, Harry. I need to make some time to spend with that voice.
He did make it to a ripe old age, but time flies like an arrow for everyone...


Sky burial has some appeal, but I'd rather not be devoured by dinosaurs. I could tolerate ravens I suppose (my corvid is improving), not keen on vultures. Somehow being devoured by mammals is more appealing (the insects and annelids are inevitable in either case).  I'd be fine with my carcass being left out in the forest, and given my recreational habits there's a good chance that any premature death will be outdoors, accidental and likely alone.

Last there'd be interesting betting odds on which happens first: I eat a bear, or get eaten by a bear. Post

(https://www.owlkids.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/BFB_Algonquin_iPadPro-e1550072747240.jpg)

A plain pine box in the ground would be fine, or some strategic ash-scattering, but constructing a burial mound has crossed my mind, too.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 27, 2023, 05:55:33 AM
On getting a burial by means of ravens there is this classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzlA5A9hvRI

Last no, it's not twa corbies Post

Once I'm dead and cold
The body tired and old
Or young. what happened
Wasn't what was expected
Life is over, over
Make no noise, make no yelling
Give my body to the ravens
That the ravens have something to gnaw on
Pieces of meat that they bring to their children
And you should sing hymns to it
My eyes, my white neck
The ravens shall hack in it
give me to the ravens
that they have something
that they get something
on which they fly [i.e. something they really like]
Don't be alarmed
when they sit down
Don't burn me, don't bury me
Give my body, give it to the ravens

Spoken:
Tip of the nose, little sweet thumb
Open mouth, a bit of the palate

And sing, sing hymns
One raven cuts/pecks the throat
The other hacks a hole in the leg
And you sing, you still sing
When I'm dead, no longer alive
Should you give me to the ravens
Chest and belly and big fat toe
It doesn't hurt a corpse
Forget I existed
I am dead and the ravens are fed
So have I lived and still in death
Ravens hack a hole in my leg
That's how I lived, lived
That's how I lived, lived
I want you to give me to the ravens
I want you to give me to the ravens

(Google translator with minor corrections)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 27, 2023, 03:12:18 PM
Quote from: Aggie on April 27, 2023, 04:57:59 AM
Sky burial has some appeal, but I'd rather not be devoured by dinosaurs. I could tolerate ravens I suppose (my corvid is improving), not keen on vultures.
Erm.. all of them are dinosaurs...
---
What's wrong with vultures? Besides, they are the ones that will probably be better suited for the task.

Last I wonder if too old and/or diseased is appealing to corvids though Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 27, 2023, 05:07:47 PM
Difficult to get vultures around here. Reestablishing them (Lämmergeier = bearded vultures) in the Alps is unfinished yet (to my knowledge) but Northern Germany has never been prime vulture country. Actual ravens are rare too. Many crows available though.

Last too well-fed for the purpose, I presume. Big cities provide a rich diet even without carrion Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on April 28, 2023, 06:49:48 AM
For Ravens, a Londoner has merely to pop across to the Tower of London, the scene of many deaths, but none left out for the Ravens as far as I know.

Talking of death, my just about dearest friend was found sitting dead on a staircase, apparently had a heart attack. He was mid-sixties, he is gone too soon. I saw him a few hours before it happened which feels odd as he was his usual self not showing any signs of tragedy to come. One of his friends organised the funeral (I couldn't go to it) which cost him £10,000. I am very sad and missing him. He is the person I want to talk to about it.

Last dance today for tomorrow we die Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 28, 2023, 04:39:57 PM
Aren't the tower ravens the ones that get their wings clipped, so they can't fly (risking the end of the Empire)?

Last how many corpses are within bird walking distance from the Tower? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 28, 2023, 06:01:59 PM
Quote from: Griffin on April 28, 2023, 06:49:48 AM
Talking of death, my just about dearest friend was found sitting dead on a staircase, apparently had a heart attack. He was mid-sixties, he is gone too soon. I saw him a few hours before it happened which feels odd as he was his usual self not showing any signs of tragedy to come. One of his friends organised the funeral (I couldn't go to it) which cost him £10,000. I am very sad and missing him. He is the person I want to talk to about it.

I'm sorry about your friend Griff, not easy when it happens so suddenly.

Last ravenly salute Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 28, 2023, 06:33:54 PM
At least not easy for those left behind.
That's what kept me around a few times: It would hurt people I care for.
The way you described it ("sitting on a staircase") it sounds like it was quick, unexpected and not an agony. There are far worse ways to go.

Last If I had a guarantee that there lies nothing beyond and a choice in the matter, I'd opt for sudden quick unexpected final exit too Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on May 03, 2023, 03:05:16 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 27, 2023, 03:12:18 PM
Quote from: Aggie on April 27, 2023, 04:57:59 AM
Sky burial has some appeal, but I'd rather not be devoured by dinosaurs. I could tolerate ravens I suppose (my corvid is improving), not keen on vultures.
Erm.. all of them are dinosaurs...
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What's wrong with vultures? Besides, they are the ones that will probably be better suited for the task.

Aye, they're all dinosaurs, but if it must be a dinosaur, let it be one with a brain in its head (and your point is relevant, I'd like to think I will leave an appealing corpse that is acceptable to a discerning palate). We have turkey vultures around here, and I'd rather be incorporated into a raven. Ravens take delight in aerial acrobatics and vocal variations, and eat all sorts of things; vultures just soar in circles trying to catch a whiff of stink, and like their meals a little on the ripe side. Ravens seem better dressed for dinner; vultures look like Skeksis, vomit in self-defence and shit on their legs to cool down. I haven't conversed with a vulture, so can't comment on their wit, but doubt they have a raven's sense of humour. Lastly, I've not heard of a band called Cathartes Aura, but I have seen Corvus Corax play live and quite enjoyed the show.  ;)

Last better to be consumed by the creator and trickster than a bareheaded floating fart-sniffer Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 03, 2023, 07:32:40 AM
These guys too foppish for you?
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/ff/Bartgeier_Gypaetus_barbatus_front2_Richard_Bartz.jpg/462px-Bartgeier_Gypaetus_barbatus_front2_Richard_Bartz.jpg)
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Datei:Bartgeier_Gypaetus_barbatus_front2_Richard_Bartz.jpg

They even deliberately dye their feathers and will only settle where there is the right kind of natural dying vat available.
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotbadestelle

They are picky eaters (diet: 80% bones) and don't dive into carrion getting into fights like other vultures but wait until the bones are cleaned by others.
They seemingly invented daylight precision and dive bombing (to crack bigger bones), so they can't be complete twits.
At least during courtship they do aerial acrobatics (including pas de deux) too.
They like their nests comfortable and take great efforts to achieve that.
In at least one case a prayer rug got 'organized' for that purpose.

Last no idea, whether that behaviour counts as praydatory Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 03, 2023, 04:38:34 PM
I gained a bit of respect for [turkey] vultures in the Everglades National Park a few years back. It turns out that they -like parrots- like vandalism! They were going after the moldings in cars at a particular trail. They knew cars weren't food yet they kept playing with them.

Last even chickens are not as stupid as people think Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 03, 2023, 05:26:44 PM
I know from Chicken Run that they just want us to believe them being stupid for their own purposes.

Are there any prominent positive depictions of vultures in our culture?

Last Even Gary Larson is a bit ambiguous there Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 03, 2023, 06:12:11 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 03, 2023, 05:26:44 PM
Are there any prominent positive depictions of vultures in our culture?
Not that I'm aware of.

Last the Egyptians and some cultures of the Americas had a better concept of them Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 04, 2023, 06:15:59 AM
Iirc the condor is classified as a new world vulture.

Last but I think in popular culture it had to be upgraded to an honorary eagle first to better its image Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on May 06, 2023, 03:45:59 AM
Chickens are the stupidest creatures in the world when you're trying to convince them to do something.

However, when you don't want them to do something, they become the smartest creatures in the world, at least as it applies to doing that particular thing.

I'm currently looking after some budgerigars for friends, which seem verbally adept but not particularly bright for a parrot species. These ones haven't learned any human words and mostly chatter amongst themselves, but do seem to appreciate it when I whistle the song Rockin' Robin.

Last chicken eggs are decidedly better; budgie albumen is rubbery and weird when fried and like a jelly bean when boiled Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 06, 2023, 11:33:20 AM
Given the difference in size, how many budgerigar eggs are the equivalent of a single chicken egg?
Reminds me of the old joke about a bumpkin (or noveau riche) in a fancy restaurant asking what caviar is and - receiving the answer that it is fish eggs - asks for two put into the frying pan for him.

Last On the other hand an ostrich egg can feed a whole family. How large were the eggs of the biggest dinosaurs? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on May 06, 2023, 03:33:10 PM
I'm guessing it would be at least a dozen budgie eggs to one chicken egg. I have not attempted omurice with them.  There are no eggs this time.

I'm taking care of 6 birds, which started as a single pair (some have been given away). Not sure what happened to the original female but the current one is second generation, with all the males either brothers or father, so further offspring are not desired. I was a little distressed to see eggs being laid during my last bird-sitting session and not sure what to do with them. Throw them out? Allow her to hatch them? The female was trying to nest them on the cage bottom (not having a nesting cavity available), and the owners definitely didn't want more birds.   Well, I've had chickens in the past and I'm more of an omnivore than most people.... and how often do you get the chance to try a budgie egg?

Further eggs took care of themselves, or rather were taken care of. Turns out some of the males were egg predators and ate the rest. I suspect it was the grandfather/father most of the time.  Very Jerry Springer.

Last probably nouveau riche.... a bumpkin would be familiar with roe (but prefer to wade) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 06, 2023, 09:41:05 PM
German bumpkins are less accustomed to it, I think (and I know the joke primarily in a German context).
They would likely confuse Rogen (roe) with Roggen (rye)

Last still waiting for the Eierlegende Wollmilchsau* Post

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eierlegende_Wollmilchsau (egglaying wool milk pig)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on May 06, 2023, 10:08:22 PM
Ah, but there's an issue with that animal... How can you get the pork without destroying your egg, milk and wool supply? Perhaps we can engineer one that forms benign growths of belly tissue similar to acrochorda that could be removed without any major harm to the animal. Bacon buds, anyone??  ;D

Here, your average redneck would more likely be using roe to catch something worth eating than consuming it directly, but most rural folk have at least gutted a few fish. I take the same perspective on eating insects... why bother eating cricket meal when I could just put one on a hook and get a whitefish? (I use grasshoppers for bait, close enough)

I wouldn't raid bird nests for eggs, but have been enjoying land foods again now that winter is over. Have been eating quite a few dandelion crowns & leaves, plus have harvested hop shoots, morels and feral asparagus in the past week. Need to get my fishing rod out again as I'm down to the last piece of bull trout.

I have some cured whitefish and trout roe in the fridge that I've been pondering making into gummies for bait, as an experiment. I don't like the idea of using plastic roe bags in the waterways, as is typical.

Last not a bad harvest considering there was snow around the house less than 2 weeks ago Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 07, 2023, 03:35:15 PM
Since it seems to be primarily the lady pigs that produce the milk (and would lay the eggs) the pork could come from the boars.
Only a few of the latter are necessary alive to inseminate the sows.
Btw why is there no common commerical sows' milk?

Woolsheep also end up eaten as far as I know.
And we all know what happens to chickens.
No idea, whether the wool quality in animals suffers with age or whether there is a difference between rams and ewes in this department.

Last btw, there are woolpigs already: Mangalica Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on May 09, 2023, 07:25:13 AM
Used to love roe as a child. My mother wasn't adventurous so it was just boiled but good enough for us. Where is that village (it's very high up mountains) where they leave out their dead for the birds to enjoy? I think they reckon life comes full cricle by feeding to "nature". Seems like a plan.

Talking about death, I've been busy giving my sons a flying chance to deal with my affairs when I am ga-ga or dead whichever comes first (a normal funeral will cost not much less than a package trip to deposit my body with the birds on top of the mountain), that's if I haven't spent it all on going to Switzerland. So many choices!

Last lay your bets for how long Charlie will last Post




Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 09, 2023, 01:08:50 PM
Loving roe is an ambiguous statement.
Do you mean you loved fish eggs or the relatives of Bambi?

Last or did you love roe meat and shot Bambi's mother? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 12, 2023, 05:13:14 PM
Time to kill Bambi

Last :devil: Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 12, 2023, 09:16:52 PM
According to wikipedia there is a Bambi Horror Movie in the making:

QuoteHorror film
On November 21, 2022, a live-action horror film, titled Bambi: The Reckoning, was announced to be in development for ITN Studios and Jagged Edge Productions with Scott Jeffrey directing and Rhys Frake-Waterfield producing. The film will be about the titular character getting revenge after the death of his mother.[56] The film began principal photography on January 31, 2023, in London, UK.[57]

Last and the author of the original novel is prime suspect of also being the author of one of the most notorious p0rnographic German novels*. Post

*not made into a Disney film yet
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on May 13, 2023, 04:42:44 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 07, 2023, 03:35:15 PM
Since it seems to be primarily the lady pigs that produce the milk (and would lay the eggs) the pork could come from the boars.
Only a few of the latter are necessary alive to inseminate the sows.
Btw why is there no common commerical sows' milk?

My mistake. I assumed that such a finely engineered animal would be parthenogenic. ;)

Quote from: Swatopluk on May 12, 2023, 09:16:52 PM
the author of the original novel is prime suspect of also being the author of one of the most notorious p0rnographic German novels*.

We don't discriminate between wildlife novels and explicit ones here in Canada.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/PaperbackCoverofBearbyMarianEngel.jpg)

During covid isolation my running joke was that the only white tail I was getting was whitetail.  :P

Last then they started reporting whitetail deer as vectors Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 14, 2023, 12:11:47 AM
The prose is probably un-bear-ably purple.

Last and b(e)aring everything. Truth: laid bear Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on May 16, 2023, 01:26:03 AM
Fish eggs.

So many things we ate then which have fallen by the wayside: ox tongue freshly boiled in a huge pan, liver once a week, sheep's heart, ox tail ditto ox tongue boiled, cuts of meat one never sees now mostly from odd parts of the body, brains and more. Tripe I could not stand. When I married we maintained ox tongue and cod's roe but at some point they faded from our menus. At that time I preferred banana curry.

Last the average family now does not know how to eat cheaply by cooking wisely odd bits of flora, fauna, and the less appealing animal parts, at least not here Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 16, 2023, 06:33:04 AM
Oxtail soup used to be very common around here (no idea, whether there are still actual oxtails in it) but has become a bit of a rarity.
Saveloy (Cervelatwurst) used to be made from brain matter (from latin: cerebellum).

Iceland traditionally tries to make anything edible (most famously rotten shark). In the past it was a necessity given that the country used to be extremly food insecure, to-day it's 'tradition' practiced once a year (in combination with very strong spirits to get past the gag factor).

Last as Bismarck said: politics is like sausage. It's better not to know how either is made. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 22, 2023, 04:24:49 PM
Back home you can still find many of those cuts with relative ease.

Last but not as much as in the past Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 22, 2023, 08:43:48 PM
Of the Chinese it is said that they eat anything with legs that is not furniture.

Last not that they despise legless animals either as far as food is concerned Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on May 23, 2023, 01:04:11 AM
Last my wife can attest to that Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 23, 2023, 08:48:04 AM
On the other hand there are Antarean parakeet glands...

I hear there is - in the real world and with noveau riche Chinese heavily involved - a 'rare food' mania that could lead to the extinction of species because nothing is more exclusive than eating the very last specimen of a species* (ideally obtained for huge sums of money and accompanied by a certificate that it's indeed the last or at least among the last 5-10).

*and letting it be known that one has done so

Last I am open to it provided it's some critter containing unremovable toxins without any antidote leading to an agonizing death for the consumer. Paying the piper so to speak. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on May 30, 2023, 03:21:48 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 22, 2023, 08:43:48 PM
Of the Chinese it is said that they eat anything with legs that is not furniture.

I heard this as "anything with four legs except the table" from a Chinese friend, but now routinely apply it to myself. Also several things with two legs and of course many with fins.

I happen to have an ox tongue in the freezer at the moment, having already eaten the tail and heart (I've never learned to cook or enjoy liver, and prefer organs which are muscle-based). I've been eyeing up bull trout livers, but haven't actually tried one yet. I do like tripe (usually in pho) but haven't attempted to cook it myself as it's quite a procedure to do right. Intestines can be good, provided someone else is doing the cleaning and cooking....  I avoid nervous system material as much as possible, as I'm paranoid of prions, but will risk it for oxtail.

Oxtail has gotten hideously expensive and hard to find here, as I'm convinced that we immediately ship most of it out to countries who traditionally got sent the 'cheap' cuts and still appreciate them. Ironically, it can be had fairly cheaply from premium-grade small producers who are mostly profiting from selling organic steak to the bougies, where it's still considered an off-cut. It makes the best beef soup. I love braising out a tough cut with lots of connective tissue.

There are some weird market distortions with regards to meat. The one I find the strangest is that all but the very cheapest of processed meats (chicken wieners) are more expensive than good, fresh cuts on a per-gram basis.... sometimes more than reasonably good beefsteak.

The industrial versions of what we call bologna or wieners/hot dogs generally contain considerable pink slime and mystery meat content unless they are made by a small butcher (where the good ones are usually called "European wieners") so I can never bring myself to buy them, even though it's a traditional food for roasting over a camp fire.  It's difficult to understand because these are often considered poverty foods, but you'd be poorer in pocket as well as health for choosing them over chicken legs or pork chops.

As for flora... I use at least 50 species of wild and naturalized (weedy) plants for food. Spent part of yesterday harvesting thistle roots, and am currently eating a wide selection of wild greens from around the yard.  Went on a bit of a spruce tip daquiri kick earlier this spring, as spruce syrup and dark rum make a lovely pairing. I'm cautiously expanding my fungi roster, think I consume around 8 or 9 species when I can find them now.

As the halls of the Monastery have witnessed, I've spent many year pondering the big questions such as What is the Meaning of Life, Why is There Something Rather than Nothing, and What Happens When We Die? Having found satisfactory personal understanding of these and other perennial ponderings, the big question that I continually wrestle with is Can I Eat It?  ;D

Last my father's side narrowly escaped the Holodomor, so perhaps I come by my food obsessions honestly Post


Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on May 30, 2023, 10:48:11 AM
I know the 'four legs but the table' version too but it's obvious that this falls short.
And there are few four-legged fish around to begin with.

Edit: living in a big city harvesting herbs is a bit of a problem. Not for lack of them, mind you. But I assume that they are full of toxic pollutants (PAH, heavy metals etc.).

Last Where's the millipede chicken we got promised (iirc in the Journal of Irreproducible Results)? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on June 09, 2023, 03:02:35 PM
Last Are the wild fires anywhere near you Aggie? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 09, 2023, 04:49:54 PM
Increased forest fire warning around here too but we lack the sheer mass to create anything close to what happens in the US or Autralia.

Last living next to a park. But did not have fires of any note for several deacdes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on June 10, 2023, 04:58:44 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 30, 2023, 10:48:11 AM
Edit: living in a big city harvesting herbs is a bit of a problem. Not for lack of them, mind you. But I assume that they are full of toxic pollutants (PAH, heavy metals etc.)

I had foraging spots in downtown Calgary when I lived there... asparagus and mushrooms, fruit and berries, a few other things. I recall picking shaggy manes off the IBM office lawn in my dress shoes after work. Whether you consider Cowtown a big city is another story; moose and bears occasionally wandered into downtown. It's a fairly young and clean city for corporate types who plot the pollution of the rest of the world (it's the oil & gas hub).  I don't like to harvest near busy roads or old industrial sites, although my need to feed will occasionally override that for small quantities of treat foods like asparagus.

Quote from: Griffin on June 09, 2023, 03:02:35 PM
Are the wild fires anywhere near you Aggie?

The major British Columbia fire would be several countries away by European standards, and most of the extreme and unusual fire action is back east, half a continent away.  That's for the moment; I live in the forest so it's a constant worry. It was a dry fall, a winter with a low snowpack, and there was not nearly enough rain this spring, so it only takes one lightning strike to be in the thick of it.

Two summers ago, I went camping with friends but got ran out when a storm sparked a new fire right over the ridge from us. We were at the side of a lake and kept an eye on the smoke plume, as the wind was away from us. When the wind switched and smoke started pouring down the valley towards us, we decided to bail out. The wind was raging and I was as worried about getting hit by a tree on the ~50 km drive out of the woods as I was about the fire.  As I was approaching home, I saw more orange glow and flames...  the mountain about 3 km down the road from my house was on fire. Luckily, that burn did not spread and we had a hard rain that night to help extinguish it (maybe with help from helicopter water drops), but it was a tense night.

My parents and sister's family live in ponderosa pine lands; it's a fire ecology zone that naturally burns the grassland and small trees every 10 - 30 years to clear out space for the larger trees (which have thick bark and can withstand smaller fires). Every summer is a potential firestorm, although there has been more management of fallen debris over the last few years. The real danger has been from over-suppression of fires leading to excessive fuel buildup.


Last my other worry is the lack of water in the well this year; typically it flow over the top for about two or three months in spring/summer, but has not crested the top this year. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 10, 2023, 05:35:47 PM
One danger of forest fires around here (i.e. in Brandenburg, the state surrounding Berlin) is that they often hit former military training grounds (of the Soviet forces stationed in the fomer GDR). The Russians did not take much care cleaning up those sites, so there is still lots of ammo, duds and toxic waste in the ground. And some of those training grounds were already in use more than a century ago when the idea of an environmental cleanup did not occur to anyone who had something to say.

Last I guess firefighters would prefer not to get into Danger UXB situations Post

Edit: in the morning news there was a note that fires broke out on two of these former training grounds, that explosions occurred, a nearby village got evacuated and that 300 firefighters are on the job of getting the fire under control. But that's local not national news, so no comparision to what we can see in the US and elsewhere.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on June 18, 2023, 01:59:43 AM
I am fortunately far south of the Canadian border and have not experienced the awful smoke clouds coming down from Canadian wildfires.  I do have several friends living farther north that have had to put up with them.

Last smoking is bad for you Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 18, 2023, 07:54:23 AM
Would it be better if it was smoke from eucalyptus or tobacco* and marihuana* trees?

Last Would anyone breathing the latter be legally liable for consuming controlled substances? Post


*yes, I am aware that those are not actual trees

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on June 18, 2023, 07:50:43 PM
I worry about my son in Australia as the fires last year came right up to the edge of Sydney, although I don't know how close that was to his house.

The UK is in a terminal mess. It seems all our politicians tell lies, commit fraud, commit sexual assaults and pass punitive laws. MPs keep resigning. A Labour government with Starmer would not be much different. It seems we are doomed to this for years to come. We need a revolution. Of course, now we are not allowed to protest perhaps I should not be writing that.

Last Anyone know the answer to https://www.solvussolutions.co.uk/toadfishmonastery/index.php?topic=3956.new#new Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on June 18, 2023, 10:05:43 PM
Don't ask or take my advice on anything electric!
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A clockwise or anticlockwise revolution?

Last And around what axis? You British were against the axis once. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on July 01, 2023, 07:46:18 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on June 18, 2023, 10:05:43 PM
Don't ask or take my advice on anything electric!

I no longer have the electric conundrum. I did not have to move equipment across the room.

It is shocking to see riots in France and know we couldn't have such protests here (when I believe that is what is needed) as they would need prison cells for millions of people.

I don't know what happened to the axis. It must have fallen out of fashion. The government is moribund.

Last vive la revolution Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 02, 2023, 07:39:26 AM
I think the French wrote the textbook on modern rioting.

I am worried about the slow but steady growth of the AFD ("Alternative for Germany") around here. It's said that Germany always came late politically (die verspätete Nation) and that was bad. Now we develop a New Right like all the other European nations have decades ago*. All that's missing is a charismatic Führer figure.

Last fortunately charisma is in very short supply in German politics Post

*Putin is of course involved but only as a catalyst.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on July 03, 2023, 04:04:33 AM
Last at least you don't have Trump Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 03, 2023, 05:37:04 AM
At least not in high office.
Regardless of Boris, parliamentary systems seem to be a bit more robust on that front.
As does lack of a two-party system with 'winner-takes-all'

Last no protection from collective stupidity though Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 05, 2023, 08:15:18 PM
There is no safety in politics.
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Swato, question: how energy intensive is converting CO2 to something like limestone or calcite? Also what would be the yield? I was thinking that a carbon capture scenario could be viable as carbon offsets (more than to convince a power plant to pay extra for being a decent citizen).

Last you can't ask those who pollute to clean after themselves because that would be communism! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 06, 2023, 06:06:09 AM
The standard procedure is to let the CO2 pass through a solution of hydroxide (NaOH for Soda, KOH for potash, Ca(OH)2 for chalk/lime etc.) Unfortunately in the last case that is produced FROM the carbonate, so the net CO2 capture would be zero (actually negative since it takes lot of energy to burn lime into the hydroxide). NaOH and KOH are produced from the chlorides, so that would not be the problem (but still huge amounts of energy are needed). Plus, carbonate of calcium dissolves again as bicarbonate, if more CO2 is pressed into the solution.
What is thought about is the very slow geological process, i.e. to press the CO2 into a suitable geological formation (or the one that the natural gas was extracted from) and then to wait a few thousand years.
The main current technical problem with carbon capture at the power plant is that the power plant has to run on pure oxygen not air because otherwise the nitrogen will simply flood the system*. If the system runs on pure oxygen, all exhaust will be water soluble and can thus be separated relatively easily. In reality this is a two step process with the first solvent being something else because CO2 dissolves in water only rather slowly. The CO2 is then either driven out of that solvent and pumped into the place of disposal (see geological capture above) or transfered into the alkaline solution for precipitation as carbonate.
The main cost factors are thus the capture solvents (plus the enrgy for the transfer processes) and the energy needed to separate nitrogen from oxygen. The latter has become much cheaper and quicker via membrane processes as opposed to the old fractured distillation of liquified gases but is still nergy intensive. Currently about a third of the energy yielded from fossil fuel has to be used for the complete capture process of the CO2 from it.

*that's also the reason why extracting CO2 from the air is no solution for the runaway greenhouse effect. It's far too diluted to be technically viable at reasonable costs. E.g. circular breathing diving gear with a CO2 absorption unit only reduces the CO2 fraction to values that make the circulating air breathable again (< 4%) but still far above normal atmospheric values (about 400 ppm). To get those low values further reduced is complicated, energy intensive and expensive.

Last That's the basics. I am no expert on the matter and would have look up anything beyond. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 07, 2023, 02:14:19 PM
I was looking into carbon offsets and apparently most of them are BS which got me thinking, you should be able to sell carbon offsets for a higher price if you guarantee the offset is real, that is the actual amount of CO2 purchased as offset is no longer in the atmosphere; from that point you move to carbon capture* because that is the only real way to do that. Obviously the easiest way to capture said carbon is at the emission point as you mentioned, which then goes to the actual crux of the matter: assuming you are using renewables to get the energy for the capture you are still enabling the emissions. At that point it makes more sense to use the energy to replace the emitters, but that in itself is another problem.

I guess it makes more sense to use the energy to desalinate and pump water into an arid area and plant trees...**

*any way possible, from planting trees, feeding algae, or pumping it underground.
**not an actual solution for the current climate crisis due to the scale but a realistic way to do offsets.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 07, 2023, 04:16:59 PM
Unfortunately, trees are only a temporary carbon sink while they still grow. A fully grown tree is in a net equilibrium, very old trees emit net more CO2 than they consume. And once the tree dies, all its carbon will get emitted again by way of rot.
So, in theory one should repeatedly plant quick growing trees, log them and then put them in final storage out of the reach of oxygen. Some even propose carbonizing them, i.e. turning them into coal before storing them away.

Last Refill the coal mines! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 10, 2023, 08:46:25 PM
Hmm, so logging for paper or lumber is better [for decarbonization] than forests?

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 11, 2023, 06:19:07 AM
The forests are still needed all by themselves but if we want to get rid of extra CO2, we'd need to manage  them on a large scale and the stored carbon taken out of circulation. Old- style logging would not be the way to do that.

Although for other reasons this has precedents. In tsarist Russia forest management was planned centuries in advance (in particular for the use of the navy: trees suitable for the keels and masts of ships of the line need centuries to reach the needed length).

Last And tropical rainforests are not really suitable since they have essentially no topsoil to grow new trees out of. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 11, 2023, 07:57:59 PM
Conversely, trees converted into furniture are capturing that carbon for as long as the furniture is in use, same with paper if those aren't burned (at least immediately).

I also wonder if toxic [cyanobacteria] algae blooms (common due to agricultural runout) at least capture carbon and how much.

Last still unhappy Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 12, 2023, 06:29:59 AM
I'd assume that paper is the main product from wood and that most paper ends up in the garbage quickly and thus to a large part in the incinerator.
Solid wooden furniture is a good long term storage but how much of logged wood actually ends up as that? But how much is turned into cheap particleboard furniture that will last for a few years only?

Last are coffins longterm storage with a favorable carbon footprint? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 12, 2023, 07:51:20 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 12, 2023, 06:29:59 AM
are coffins longterm storage with a favorable carbon footprint?
Doubtful, interred wood will rot and release methane.

Last plus all the nasty chemicals for embalming Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 12, 2023, 08:55:18 PM
Embalming is not the custom over here. Is it anywhwere else but in the US?

Is that methane released into the atmosphere or absorbed by the surrounding earth given how slow the emission is?

Last maybe 6 miles would be better than 6 feet under Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on July 15, 2023, 04:23:15 AM
We are still opening up new fossil fuel mines while claiming we lead the way. That is real politics. Charismatic leaders don't come along all that often. Is that a good thing?

We are mired in sex scandals, especially at the BBC, and bi-elections (3) caused by the Boris effect. I predict one Labour, one Liberal Democrat, 1 Conservative wins, with a swing away from the Conservatives.

Last my bathroom is falling apart again Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 15, 2023, 07:54:59 AM
There are charismatic leaders, boring pragmatic leaders and soulless apparatchiks.

The middle ones tend to be the least harmful. Charismatic ones are ambiguous. They often are a sign of crisis and the question is, whether they use or abuse it.

One problem is that - outside apparatchikocracies - one needs at least a bit of charisma to get into leadership positions but this does not mean that one is good at governing.
Some of the best at governing totally lack in charisma and thus will reach the top position only with great difficulty.
So, the one thing that a good charismatic leader needs is the ability to recognize and choose competent people that will do the actual heavy lifting in particular in those areas where he (still the majority) lacks competence.

Last of course the same holds true for successful Evil Overlords Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on July 23, 2023, 10:02:52 AM
We don't have any leaders, they are all loss leaders, providers of bad picnics in the park. Rish! does nothing, marginally better than doing anything he might do. Starmer is no kind of leader of anything except being sneaky. And don't believe the stuff about large swings to and from parties in the bi-elections (which I called correctly by the way). The so called swings were actually Tory voters staying at home and the additional votes to Labour & Lib.Dems were actually pretty low numbers. Swingometers are too simplistic, and wrong.

On a different tack I give you a great headline in the Daily Mail in the Unlikely Headline thread. This is going to be a slow burn as the film is not finished yet, though not far to go. I've been sitting on the side lines and chucking a few coins into the kitty to help keep the show on the road. 

Lasthttps://www.solvussolutions.co.uk/toadfishmonastery/index.php?topic=89.msg192850#msg192850 Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 23, 2023, 03:39:30 PM
The choice is between lead (leed) and lead (led)

Last an in some cases you'll get both Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on July 26, 2023, 02:54:51 PM
A close friend says -correctly in my opinion- that the simple fact of seeking office disqualifies the candidate automatically.

Last bring in the lottery Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on July 27, 2023, 01:10:54 PM
That's how the courts in Athens worked. 500 judges/jurors drawn by lot each day (trials had to finish within a day).

Last Socrates got condemned by such a court* Post

*some scholars who consider Platon and Xenophon not overly reliable in the matter now even argue that it was NOT judicial murder but that Socrates was actually undermining Athenian democracy
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 02, 2023, 05:50:27 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 11, 2023, 06:19:07 AM
The forests are still needed all by themselves but if we want to get rid of extra CO2, we'd need to manage  them on a large scale and the stored carbon taken out of circulation. Old- style logging would not be the way to do that.

Although for other reasons this has precedents. In tsarist Russia forest management was planned centuries in advance (in particular for the use of the navy: trees suitable for the keels and masts of ships of the line need centuries to reach the needed length).

Last And tropical rainforests are not really suitable since they have essentially no topsoil to grow new trees out of. Post

Biochar can help a bit with long-term sequestration and is good for soil building. I don't have an efficient, low-smoke method of making charcoal yet (i.e. a gasifer-retort that can sustain a burn with wood gas), but I have needed to burn a lot of cleared wood and fire-hazard deadfall, so I've been experimenting with charcoal pit composting, with an eye to soil building. The results have been very favorable. Basically, I've taken some good-size septic test pits (about the size of a shallow grave) and filled them with charcoal from my burn barrel, then started burying kitchen waste in them.  The first pit I worked with started out as the drop zone from my construction-phase outhouse, so it's got a few extra nutrients in it, but I found it a convenient place to dump compost in the winter. The second one has been mostly coffee grounds and vegetable scraps with a bit of easily decayed garden waste.

The charcoal keeps the odour down and so far has kept the bears away, although the squirrels were raiding the first pit for coffee filters... caffeinated squirrels, yikes! Better than caffeinated bears, I guess. It's been a non-issue on the second pit as it's more accessible and I just bury each addition a few feet down. It's turning into a fantastic growing medium, with potatoes, squash and tomatoes sprouting spontaneously.  I've let one squash plant just do its thing in there, and it survives with no additional water or fertilizer. I'm not sure it will have enough sun to fruit, but I'll just see what happens. I can always compost it.

Most of the wood I've been burning has been from fast-growing deciduous trees, so it's a very renewable source. I've got a large amount of alder on the land, which grows quickly, fixes nitrogen, and tends to fall over or die back before it gets very large. I'm going to start actively coppicing a section of it this fall and will lay a big stack aside to burn over the winter. I got a bit depressed spending evenings in the house last winter, so it will give me an excuse to get outside around a warm fire a few evenings a week (I often work in the cold, so it's not that tempting to go snowshoeing in the dark, but having a good fire is more attractive).

I'll probably just get a new (i.e. old and used) burn barrel for the job, as the one I was using for waste disposal has angled fins cut in it to increase oxygen flow and can throw 10 ft high cyclonic flames when I get it cranking. I fed it additional oxygen with a blower and could crank through a huge pile of damp wood  in a day, but it reduced most of it to ash and had a low charcoal yield. A blind barrel is better because as you keep adding wood the lower layers become anoxic and won't combust, but usually hold enough heat to keep charring the material. Just needs to be capped tightly and/or doused with snow after a burn, then dumped before the next fire.

As stated, the whole point of the exercise is to build soil for gardening, and char has a much longer retention life than other ways of using the wood. I'll need some decayed organic matter as well, though. In the market for a wood chipper, too, but they're expensive for a decent unit...  have a bunch of aspen logs in long-term decay piles which the fungi and ants make fairly quick work of. I'm going to raid the surrounding forest for a bit of already decayed wood, and have started growing stinging nettle as a compost plant. Can also get a few truckloads of horse manure for free, and maybe some cow manure too. As it stands, between my current bit of garden, a small-ish greenhouse and what grows naturally on the land, I haven't had to buy vegetables since April, and have been eating berries every day since mid June (which should continue into the fall, although I may have to go a bit further afield for huckleberries - they grow in the same area as my mushroom patches). Not having to depend on food shipped from the US in refrigerated trucks helps quite a bit with my carbon footprint, I should think.

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 02, 2023, 08:32:18 AM
Seems we have the occasional nightly wild boar visit in the (tiny) garden. No idea what attracts it. Since any construction work on this block of flats had the material stored in our garden the soil is not just bad, I would not eat anything growing there. Grass is and has been on the retreat for years under the onslaught of moss. Raking leaves usually takes most of the growth off too (except the ivy that's in league with the moss). Below it the soil is full of thin but tenacious roots, so digging (if there was any intention) is essentially impossible. I guess one would need to remove and replace 1 to 2 feet of earth before the garden could be put to any actual use. But neither my mother nor me have the energy or the strong back to do it. I love gardens but gardening is not my thing.

Last lazy city dweller Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 09, 2023, 05:27:34 AM
A proper garden isn't always a must. A good portion of my 'garden' is in large storage totes or 20L plastic buckets, in a rough-and-ready greenhouse. Soil is still required (I line the bottom with charcoal and drill drainage holes a couple of cm above the bottom).  After losing 10 lbs of tomatoes in 24 hours to a whitetail doe last September, I've had to keep them barricaded. The cucumbers are very happy with the situation, and with 3 bins containing 8 plants each, I am starting to eat my fill of small (pickling) cukes every day.  One of my tomatillo plants is over 7 feet tall. I suppose the gardening habit is not exactly a lazy pursuit, but it's rather sedate most of the time. It only occasionally involves firearms.  ;)

I was away for the weekend and the deer have moved in early this year due to drought; they got into my admittedly weak fence around one garden plot (it's just sharpened stakes crossed along the front, and stakes with string along the back - also forgot to place stakes across the entrance) and started nibbling the zucchini plants in another mostly undefended bed. Spent the evening after work putting up some proper fencing mesh with rather temporary posts (fresh cut young aspen trunks) around that zucchini bed. If the chain link doesn't fall down and flatten my plants they should be safe.

I am not too upset about them nibbling the peas in the first bed (I've eaten at least 1000 pea pods already), but they completely wiped out several heads of radicchio and severely pruned some lettuce stalks that I was letting go to seed for next year's supply. Those lettuces survived a bear attack earlier in the season, so I hope they will bounce back enough to put out a few seeds. If they're simply jumping the fence, I expect a return visit, but I didn't see any evidence of them on the game camera today.

Last forget produce, boar is edible. So is deer, and bear. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 09, 2023, 08:30:38 AM
I was unaware that bears eat lettuce. I know that they eat plants too but assumed it was mainly high calory stuff like berries.

Last What has nature come too, if even bears turn into woke treehuggers? Are they just winter conservatives now? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on August 18, 2023, 07:50:34 AM
Last Imagine bears sitting down and enjoying a nice Caesar salad Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 18, 2023, 08:35:40 AM
Difficult. Most bears prefer to go undressed.

Last and do cows shake in fear enough when the bear approaches to deliver the cheese in time? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on August 23, 2023, 03:47:52 AM
I can confirm this. When they run away, I've definitely seen a bear ass.

They eat greens mostly in the spring, and love dandelions especially. High calorie foods are important pre-hibernation, but after exiting the den it's important to get the system moving again....
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_plug

My guess is that the bear thought the lettuce was a particularly fancy dandelion, but found it not to its taste.

I follow a bear-like pattern of seasonal eating, lots of greens (including dandelions) in the spring, berries and fish in the fall (I do not hibernate and do not suffer from fecal plugs, thankfully). Lately I have been battling small rodents (voles and mice) over tomatoes and zucchini, and trying to come up with ever more elaborate and inevitably  inadequate defenses to keep the deer out of my stake-fenced garden. They were back over the weekend (I was driving across the entire province and back to pick up a couch) and seem not to be bothered by the beer cans with rocks in the bottom strung from fishing line around the inside of that garden, which was intended to startle them. There was a bear walking past the garden in a few pictures, but it didn't bother coming in.  The proper(ish) fence around the zucchini seems to be keeping the larger animals out. My 17 zucchini plants are so productive that I can't really be bothered to set mouse traps to kill the little nibblers (they mostly just damage the outer skin of the squash, which can be peeled away), but I killed an unfortunate amount in the greenhouse, which were subsequently added to the compost pile for extra nitrogen.

Last fires are getting worse around here... my sister's house was in the main battle zone in Kelowna and nearly burned down Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 23, 2023, 02:13:02 PM
We had enough rain in the recent days to decrease the immediate fire hazard.
No bears were spotted in the neighbourhood but one was shot in a neighbouring country for going after cows.
A recently reported lion in town is now belived to have been a wild boar instead. How BOARING!!!!

Last will it be laid bare that the bear can't bear to bare it all? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on August 25, 2023, 05:25:57 PM
My close friend in Yellowknife had to evacuate to Calgary due to the fires.

As for the boars, sure, those can be tasty but be mindful of parasites as many are properly infested with them.

Last no worms in my diet, please Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 26, 2023, 08:21:29 AM
The hail- and thunderstorms announced for yesterday around here did not come to pass.
Well, they did not come or they must have passed us by, so why did I use that mor(m)on phrasing? Actually, no idea.

Last a biz fuzzy in the head this morning after a night of low sleeping quality Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on August 28, 2023, 11:31:20 AM
No noteworthy animals in my outer city vicinity. We do have magpies chasing foxies, quite interesting to watch, the magpie swoops making a huge amount of noise, apparently trying to peck the fox, meanwhile the fox moochingly change direction but does not attempt to run away, this action repeats until they are out of sight.

Last Awake all night again Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on August 28, 2023, 06:19:07 PM
We have foxes around here too but it has been quite some time since I last saw one.

Last looking mostly on the screen not through the windows Post

Btw, nice to receive a sign of life from you, Griffin!
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on August 29, 2023, 04:23:31 PM
Trouble at mill. System will be down for a while. Email Griffinit@gmail.com
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on October 13, 2023, 07:44:20 AM
System fully upgraded.  Now on our new server and hosting package. Latest SMF/php.

Sneaking in while everyone else locked out, to grab the last post.

I am trying to find the avatars. They go missing every time a major upgrade occurs.

Aha! Found some of them. I've amended the system to include them. To see/choose them -> profile -> select choose avatar from gallery -> choose "Siblings".

Last sorry about the avatars Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 13, 2023, 10:24:13 PM
It's back!!!!

Last I missed you Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 13, 2023, 10:35:26 PM
I somehow can't change my profile to reactivate my avatar (number 50 on the list). I always get the error message "no HTML tags are allowed" despite none of those anyhwere in sight.

And somehow I got logged out despite specifying to stay logged in forever when logging in.

So I have to take the Last Post for Grand Moravia without my bronze head.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on October 14, 2023, 04:00:20 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 13, 2023, 10:24:13 PMIt's back!!!!

Last I missed you Post

Can you see your avatar in the list? (see migration thread in "Forum Stuff"). Swato gets a message he can't save his into his profile as it finds html which is a mystery so would be good to know if you do too. And yes, I missed you too.

Swato, I'll look at forever another time. Quite busy, but sometime. I always do forever, I'm sure we didn't have to set it every login before. These software upgrades always seem to make things worse not better.

Quote from: Swatopluk on October 13, 2023, 10:35:26 PMI have to take the Last Post for Grand Moravia without my bronze head.

Last But you can't keep it without your bronze head Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on October 14, 2023, 11:55:46 AM
Last it is great to have everyone back Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 14, 2023, 02:18:31 PM
Roll Call! Roll Call!

Last All hands, tentacles and other appendages on deck! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 15, 2023, 04:08:05 AM
Quote from: Griffin on October 14, 2023, 04:00:20 AMCan you see your avatar in the list?
Nope, in fact I tried to upload a new one (couldn't find the old one) and it doesn't show.

Last no avatar is better than no forum Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 15, 2023, 07:52:35 AM
I got mine to work with Griffin's help, fortunately.

Now fully bronzeheaded again I can legitimately retake the Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on October 15, 2023, 08:04:00 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 15, 2023, 04:08:05 AM
Quote from: Griffin on October 14, 2023, 04:00:20 AMCan you see your avatar in the list?
Nope, in fact I tried to upload a new one (couldn't find the old one) and it doesn't show.

I thought yours was number 35 in the Sibling list. Check it out. But wouldn't rely on my memory.

I don't think a new one (uploaded) would go into the Sibling list as I just invented that. Can you see if it uploaded to one of the other lists. I don't know of any reason why it shouldn't show up somewhere. Might try uploading one myself.

Another thought. Is this the one you uploaded? (https://solvussolutions.co.uk:2083/cpsess5315219897/viewer/home%2fnohrb4vdh8sr%2fpublic_html%2ftoadfishmonastery%2fattachments/avatar_35_1697339154.png)
If so, I think I know what is happening. Uploads go into directory "attachments" but the profile editor only offers ones in directory "avatars". None of the avatars in "attachments" get into "avatars". It's a design fault. After an upload there should be a question to ask where to store the image. Then one could choose, for example, "avatars" / "Siblings". I've put the image shown above into the Siblings list.

Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 15, 2023, 04:08:05 AMLast no avatar is better than no forum Post

It's teething problems. It was a nightmare migration/upgrade.

Last but even bronze heads prove useless Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 15, 2023, 08:11:39 AM
It still allows retaking.

Last It's the Reta King Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on October 15, 2023, 08:24:57 AM
Another sleepless night = useful for solving problems with toadfish.

Lastbut reclaiming only gets you so far Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 15, 2023, 08:50:29 AM
Being ready for quick retaking keeps one awake.

Last and it's still morning around here Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 15, 2023, 05:27:21 PM
Quote from: Griffin on October 15, 2023, 08:04:00 AMI thought yours was number 35 in the Sibling list.
Where is this list you speak of?

Last faceless Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 15, 2023, 06:58:05 PM
Click on your username in any post. That gets you to your profile page.
In the line above "Summary" choose the middle entry (Forum Profile) and use "Forum Profile" in the pop-up menu.
Under "Personalized picture" choose "Choose avatar from gallery".
Choose [siblings] in the left hand part of the appearing table and then go down the right hand part where the avatar list is. Click the one you want to use then safe your profile by clicking on "change profile" at the bottom right of the page.

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 17, 2023, 12:13:25 AM
That worked.

Although I'm using my old avatar.

Last I guess the other one didn't make it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 17, 2023, 04:57:47 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 17, 2023, 12:13:25 AMAlthough I'm using my old avatar.

Last I guess the other one didn't make it Post

Nothing against an old bird.

Last I can't remember your newer one at the moment anyway Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on October 17, 2023, 03:01:48 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 17, 2023, 12:13:25 AMLast I guess the other one didn't make it Post

I thought I'd put the new one in Siblings - it would be the last one in the list. But it seems just putting the .jpg in the list is not sufficient. Perhaps it is a pointer to the "attachment" version that should go in the list. Perhaps one day I will check this out but too busy right now.

Last php code is not the easiest to follow and and comprehend Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 17, 2023, 05:29:40 PM
Code, cypher, what's the practical difference?

Last yes, I know it but I could not withstand the temptation to use that joke Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 18, 2023, 01:15:45 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on October 17, 2023, 04:57:47 AMNothing against an old bird.
That may be Nymphicus which got lost, so if he is still alive he is probably 20 years old which is fairly old for a Cockatiel.

Last it could* be Hollandicus which is as old and with me Post

*in that picture he was a baby and the angle on the head doesn't allow me to tell which one is which on a first glance.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 18, 2023, 07:52:38 AM
In German "einen Vogel haben" (to have a bird) means to be slightly bonkers. The dictionary tells me the English equivalent is "to have bats in the belfry".

Last didn't know that one or had forgotten about it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 18, 2023, 06:03:46 PM
Bonkers?

Last that checks out Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 18, 2023, 09:05:44 PM
Another German term for that is "einen kleinen Mann im Ohr haben" (to have a little man in one's ear).

Last so many terms for this and each one more strange than the previous Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on October 19, 2023, 07:51:49 AM
Bats in the belfry is entirely acceptable.

Lasta fly in the ointment is not the same thing at all Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 19, 2023, 09:03:38 AM
Over here that even gets advertised and people come to see them (the bats not the flies).

Last although Covid has reduced the appeal a bit Post

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSOi3a6Ukiq17Vf5lcf6Bf8ejQwr8f0pIQyxcD3ivDZ6IthgYiWKpEzzOeRIXxLSJKLlJE&usqp=CAU)(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTqjsURccA-ZJsOpQRDdLkW5S6x3ovof_xdFAI0aJu55XhGxkCBIqJinQmPFTLBzbVev28&usqp=CAU)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 20, 2023, 08:57:37 PM
I remember the Bat's house as an item during the tour of the university campus when my son got there.

Last hard to tell that that was ten years ago Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 21, 2023, 07:17:26 AM
I occasionally see something fluttering about at dusk outside that I assume is a bat since the movement is not really bird-like but it's too fast to see enough details to be sure.

Last I do not own a bat detector Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 22, 2023, 05:13:58 PM
Last too busy fighting crime at night? Post

:mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 22, 2023, 05:50:13 PM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 22, 2023, 05:13:58 PMLast too busy fighting crime at night? Post

Far fewer stinging gnats around than there used to, so that may be.

But I got stung in broad daylight by a wasp yesterday (second time in my life iirc).
In self defense admittedly. It sat on the grip of my shopping trolley* which I grabbed without looking.

Last I let it go alive, which I rarely do Post

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Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 23, 2023, 01:56:51 PM
Auch!

Last I hope it wasn't too bad Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 23, 2023, 07:21:51 PM
Least problematic part of the hand (and the left one for that matter).
Tolerable pain yesterday. But still for some reason extremly sensitive to cooling while otherwise I barely notice it now.
Usually it is recommended to cool a sting and last time that was the right option (then it was on the ankle because iirc the wasp was in the shoe).

Last I used a raw onion insetad Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on October 23, 2023, 07:49:23 PM
Last time I was stung (bee or wasp) I was off work for a week.

Last now it might kill me but they won't give me an epipen Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 24, 2023, 06:47:31 AM
I seem not to be allergic against that (yet).
But I read that an allergy can develop over time.
Each sting a new throw of the dice.
I was surprised to also read that the sting of a bee is ten times more potent than that of a wasp (I assume for the most common type of honey bees and wasp around here).

Last Afro-American killer bees and giant Asian hornets not yet common in Central Europe but mosquitos from all over the globe are starting to get a foothold Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 27, 2023, 09:38:18 PM
Mosquitoes of all sizes are awful.

Last avoid dusk at all costs Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 28, 2023, 08:05:52 AM
Tipulidae ("Schnaken" in German) are considered to be a group of mosquitoes too but they are strict vegetarians.
To me at least they look like really oversized ones, so I still tend to be afraid of them.

Last misunderstood gentle giants? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on October 28, 2023, 05:51:05 PM
I think the males of the native species back home are quite large and indeed vegetarian.

Last didn't like them much either Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on October 28, 2023, 06:33:59 PM
Iirc that is generally true for mosquitos and their relatives.

Last a bunch of Carmillas Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 03, 2023, 01:48:51 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on October 21, 2023, 07:17:26 AMI occasionally see something fluttering about at dusk outside that I assume is a bat since the movement is not really bird-like but it's too fast to see enough details to be sure.

I inadvertently tested the limits of bat sonar earlier this year; one was feeding near the surface of the water when I was fishing. Apparently they cannot detect something as small as fishing line, because it managed to hit the line as it was flying.

Last the bat was fine Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 03, 2023, 07:38:31 AM
I wonder what types of net they could detect and which types would be 'transparent' for them.
A notorious problem for whales (incluidng dolphins)

Last What is the marine equivalent of a bat? Afaik rays do not use sonar Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on November 08, 2023, 02:26:59 PM
To go off at a tangent, I've had or have mice. I saw two. One was rather small so probably not yet adult but the other one seemed rather large and fat. (I think we are not supposed to say fat any more). I had a man from the council and he put poison down but they didn't seem to find it attractive. I know we are supposed to deal with them humanely but I am terrified of them and just want them gone without my risking seeing them. I screamed and screamed when I saw them. I thought about climbing on a chair which is the classic action, but I was in bed and no chairs around so I had to accept that being in bed was sufficient.

Last I don't know if they have gone, or not. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 09, 2023, 07:44:09 AM
Time for catcalls?

I mostly see mice on subway stations.

Last usually in the track bed but recently once on the platform too Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on November 09, 2023, 09:36:45 PM
Do people drop food on tracks or platforms? Otherwise they must starve to death.

LastI am still trying to fathom how avatars work, nothing makes sense Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 10, 2023, 12:56:07 AM
My wife said she saw a mouse outside close to the bird feeders.

Last so long they stay outside... Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 10, 2023, 04:03:33 AM
I went to battle with the rodent clans this year over my vegetable garden. Due to a series of atmospheric and biological events (heat dome two years ago caused the trees to produce a larger crop of seeds last year, because they figured they might die and had better reproduce to the max now) it was a major rodent year. I noticed it mostly with the voles, which I rather like, but were very prevalent starting in the spring. Voles look like chubby mice with short tails, are active in the day, and not nearly frightened enough of humans, so I'd see them moving around frequently when working in the garden. One swore at me in the spring when I was setting up the greenhouse; I had laid a tarp down on the earthen floor to suppress weeds after shoeing one of these little "mouseies" out of the structure. Apparently it wasn't impressed with the changes, as upon its return I heard a loud and very definitely profane 'squeak-sQUeaK-SQUEAK-SQUEAK!!!' from 20+ ft away.

Throughout the season, they periodically would clip off one of my pea vines, but it was a tolerable level of loss (I surely harvested over 1000 pea pods over the season). I mostly tolerated them in the greenhouse, until they started to nibble the tomatoes. The tomatoes are a sensitive topic as, pre-greenhouse, I lost 10+ lbs in 24 hours to a hungry deer. I went on a bit of a trapping binge to clear the greenhouse one weekend, and was catching voles as fast as I could reset the traps. I also caught quite a few deer mice, mostly at night, and unfortunately a couple of jumping mice, which are pretty little things that I would rather not kill. Traps are not selective. I suspect the deer mice were the main culprits in attacking on-the-vine tomatoes as voles prefer to operate at ground level.

I doubled down when my zucchini started to get nibbled. I often left heavily damaged squash in place for the little nibblers to focus on (some ended up being more than 50% eaten), but they would attack almost every fruit in at least a couple of places, leaving teeth marks and scars. I had 17 zucchini plants this year  :o  so it wasn't really denting my production, but it made them unappealing to give away to friends. If you've grown zucchini, you'll know that 17 plants necessitates a lot of give-aways, even if picked small. I suspect the voles as prime suspects in this case, as they are vegetarians, but there were probably some deer mice involved too.

Several traps disappeared from the squash patch in a short amount of time; it was driving me crazy trying to find them as they were nowhere to be found. I suspect a pine marten found the traps with a recent catch and hauled them off to eat the carcass. My winning bait turned out to be a tomato jam I made by boiling cherry tomatoes with sugar until thick. Sticks well to to the traps and is very delicious to mice. I ended up losing my small pot of bait to a pine marten, which came up on the back porch one evening while I was watching, knocked over a covered pail where the bait was hidden, grabbed the pot, and ran up a tree. It did drop the pot when I yelled at it, then bounded down the trunk, grabbed the bait, and headed for the woods. Pine martens are cute but frustrating... when a bear is on the back porch it will run away when I open the door and yell at it, but the last time a marten was on the back porch and I opened the door (a crack) to yell at it, it looked keen to come inside and settled instead for sniffing around the door after I closed it. Little shits...

In the end, I'm not sure how much vegetable damage I prevented with my murder spree, but it will help future vegetables. The compost charcoal pit is well supplied with nitrogen in the form of several dozen rodent carcasses and several pounds of fish offal. I waited until the bears were in bed (I hope, there's been snow on the ground since late October and no bear tracks) to add the latter. I think the martens have been digging in there, though...  ::)

Last wild tale Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 10, 2023, 08:20:19 AM
I guess a simulated cat* will not work? Are there cat rentals for the purpose of pest control?

Or a mechanical mouser? I think there would be a market for it.

Last or would robocat only go after mechanical mice? Post

*sound emitters, urine samples etc.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on November 10, 2023, 05:50:24 PM
Clearly there is potential for AI to aid in pest control, to not only get rid but also to stop them returning.

Last but AI might see humans as pests Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 10, 2023, 09:28:42 PM
Or it could join with the pests and become the rAIt king.

Last or The amAIzing Maurice and his educated rodents Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 13, 2023, 08:05:28 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on November 10, 2023, 08:20:19 AMI guess a simulated cat* will not work? Are there cat rentals for the purpose of pest control?

Or a mechanical mouser? I think there would be a market for it.

A Shi-mi? Perhaps. I could get a cat (had always intended to) but a cat outside would likely take a heavy toll on the songbirds, especially the chickadees that pester me for seeds, will eat out of my hand and occasionally land on my head. Then there's the eternal issue of predator/prey dynamics... house cats are not alpha predators around here. If it was only let out at night (to protect diurnal songbirds) I'd fear it would be dinner for an owl, a lynx, a cougar or some other hungry forest creature. There are foxes in the general area, but I've never seen one out this way.  There are few if any coyotes around this area, as the wolves scare them off.  There are too many rodents in the area for a cat to make much of a difference. The martens are at least as effective as rodent predators, and don't require additional care.

I did buy a tin cat, which has caught a few rodents; it's a live trap, but unlike a Shi-mi it does not contain a food dispenser and must be checked daily to prevent horrific ends to the captives.

Last starvation to the point of cannibalization is too Stalinist. A quick death by snap trap is acceptable. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 13, 2023, 08:49:33 PM
There is (real*) armor for dogs, so why not for cats?**

Last I guess it's to dangerous to try to put it on the cat without wearing armor oneself Post


*both historic (for war and hunting dogs) and modern (e.g. the CoyoteVest)
**https://www.nationalgeographic.com/magazine/article/cat-mouse-armor-jeff-deboer
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 16, 2023, 04:54:12 AM
The cat armour will not let me pass the subscriber wall. I can think of several places that could stand for a paw(s) in the fighting.



Last Would a French AI feline be powered by Chat GPT? Post


Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 16, 2023, 06:59:11 AM
Quote from: Aggie on November 16, 2023, 04:54:12 AMLast Would a French AI feline be powered by Chat GPT? Post

 :bwa:  :1stprize:

Hm, I did not hit a paywall at that link.

Here are examples of cat and mouse armor from that link (images attached to post)
But since they are copyrighted, we probably have to delete them.

Last What is "wet cat" in French? "chateau" Post

Edit: Here's the link for the item:
https://www.nationalgeographic.co.uk/science-and-technology/2022/12/meet-the-worlds-first-and-only-cat-and-mouse-armourer

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 17, 2023, 02:39:53 AM
The prospect of anti-cat armour in the form of a spiked collar has occurred to me (in case of being pounced from behind by big kitties).

Kitties in my neck of the woods (not all felines):

Bush Kitty - Pine Marten
Bob Kitty - Bobcat
Snow Kitty - Lynx
Big Kitty - Mountain Lion / Cougar
Stinky Kitty - Striped Skunk
DON'T PET THE KITTIES!!!


I see the word Chateau on a lot of French wines... I always thought it denoted notes of cat's urine on the nose, more delicately phrased as 'cat water'. Apparently that is a desirable note for some wines.
https://timatkin.com/cork-talk/cats-pee/


Last make sure to douse yourself with eau de toilette before the tasting Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 17, 2023, 10:03:02 AM
I will never cease to be confused by the difference between toilette and toilet. In German there is no spelling difference to begin with and it comes down to pronunciation (twa-Let vs.tow-Let-te).

Wasn't there a novel (filmed several times) The Great Cats-Pee? [every day is lame pun day]

Last and Chateau d'If is a rather questionable place indeed Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on November 18, 2023, 05:19:18 PM
I have enough trouble distinguishing between bidet and Biden.

One temporarily flushes the shit out of your orfice, the other temporarily flushed the shit out of office...

Last why does every American election feel like a South Park episode (about American elections) Post
(https://i.imgflip.com/19tx6f.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 18, 2023, 09:10:02 PM
The highest bidet wins in most cases nonetheless.

And turds CAN be polished (google it) [The Polish are still ruled by turds btw despite the decent opposition winning recently. The president still offered the PIS first option for forming a government despite their (do I have to say it?) p***-poor performance]

Do Japanese musical toilets play pieces by George Bidet exclusively?

Last feceslitations for the lamest pun(s) of the day? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on November 27, 2023, 09:08:48 PM
I keep finding evidence my mouse/mice are still around despite the poison the council put down. Not droppings but tears in plastic bags, always at mouse height and specific in shape. I don't know why it/they is/are obsessed with plastic; nothing in the bags is edible (toilet paper, clothes, etc). I am fed up with it.

Last   :2guns: stop the paws attacking Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on November 27, 2023, 09:35:16 PM
Pour flour on the floor and look for footsteps (old recipe already found in the Bible).

I have heard cat urine is a good mouse repellant. No idea how repulsive it smells to humans though.
Birds can be scared with cries of bird of prey. Could recordings of cats have the same effect on mice?

Last can the Grim Squeaker be bribed? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 04, 2023, 05:08:31 PM
My birds get scared of any other bird larger than them.

Last they don't like white herons, to name a specific case Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 04, 2023, 10:53:57 PM
But birds of prey can actually be significantly smaller than their prey.

Last and crows can gang up on them Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 08, 2023, 08:03:32 PM
They don't cry bloody murder if they see a crow.

Last they don't care if the bird is a heron (blue or white), a peacock (we had a visitor for a couple days) or an actual raptor, they will get properly spooked Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 08, 2023, 09:55:38 PM
feather envy maybe?

Catch a crow and spraypaint it with rainbow colours. Then check the reactions of your birds.

Last airbrushing could be more gentle but carries higher risk of you getting hurt Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on December 14, 2023, 02:47:14 AM
There's plenty of research telling us that you shouldn't mess with crows because not only the individual will remember but (s)he will let all their buddies know and will remember for as long as your are alive.

Last not that surprising if you think about it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aggie on December 14, 2023, 04:44:17 AM
I mess with the crows (mostly ravens, actually) around here a bit, but not in any malicious way. I just try my best to mimic them, and manage it well enough to have them circle around a few times looking for the strange crow with the terrible accent.  :mrgreen:

I think it spooks them a little, the way you'd feel if you heard a human-ish voice saying "Hello, Hello" from a tree, but kept looking and could only see a bird there...

The chickadees and nuthatches are my friends, though. After the bear ripped down my bird feeder this spring, I couldn't leave much food out for them, and started just putting a little bit of seed out on the railings of the deck for them (not enough to attract evening raiders). Once they got used to me providing for them, I tried hand-feeding them, and most are now brave enough to take seeds from my palm. The only problem is that the little beggars started to show up in mobs as soon as I got home from work or stepped out the back door, but they are a lot less intimidating than a murder of crows.

With the dark days here, I don't get to see them much anymore as I'm only home in daylight hours on the weekend. I did get to birdsit some budgies for friends for a few weeks and have some cheerful indoor companions (during which time I avoided contact with the wild birds - bird flu risk).  Started using the bird feeder again lately with the bears in bed, but have found that one or more hairy woodpeckers likes to pick through the seed in the feeder and scatter it all over the ground, wasting a lot of it (the deedees and nutters get some of the spilled seed but not all). I've taken to just scattering the day's ration on the deck in the morning, and have been rewarded by a small flock of pine grosbeaks showing up to feed. They do tend to displace the smaller birds, but my little friends are usually first on the scene and quick enough to get a share, I think.

Last nuthatches make me laugh, they sound like a pissed-off Donald Duck when they're telling off a competitor Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 14, 2023, 07:57:23 AM
I get the impression that there are more crows around these days. Not as many as 40 years ago by a long shot but they seemed to be a bit rare in between. I am a bit cautious around them given that they are rather heavy birds and can do a lot of damage, if angered.

Last that beak has a reputation of being armour-piercing Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on December 18, 2023, 09:38:57 PM
Bears can wear armour but if they are top preditors don't actually need it.
https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-recaps/his-dark-materials-recap-season-1-episode-4-armour-913934/

Swato, re copyright, usually if you cite the origin usually it's not a problem. Can you anotate your cat and mouse?

I'd forgotten the flour on the floor trick.

Last Trouble is I'd freak out if I saw footsteps Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on December 19, 2023, 08:02:11 AM
I have added a link to the car and mouse armorer item.

You could also install some wildlife cameras.

Last or flood your flat 4 inches deep 1-2 times a day Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 01, 2024, 12:13:16 AM
Well, Happy New Year Siblings!

Last and many to come Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 01, 2024, 08:03:45 AM
That was a first post not the Last Post. :oops: :DFTMODS: 
:toast:  :toast:  :toast:  :toast:  :toast:  :toast:  :toast:   
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on January 16, 2024, 07:16:01 PM
...Of the year...

Last ;) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 16, 2024, 08:54:14 PM
And as such not the last as now proven twice.

Quod erat lastpostendum.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on January 23, 2024, 06:38:12 AM
I come late to the New Year. So far it is no better than Last Year.

Last Not being pessimistic, but it could get a lot worse than Last Year Post

PS. Thanks for the advice Swato. I'll take a raincheck on the flooding.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on January 23, 2024, 08:54:03 AM
What do we have in sight?
November: most likely start of the 2nd US Civil War (even less civil than the 1st)

until then:
stalemate in Ukraine as long as there is still material support from the West (GOP working on ending that)
galloping misery in Palestine (dehousing in Gaza, manifest destinying in the West Bank, further Orbanization of Israel)

on the positive side:
Poland slowly going back to proper rule of law (un-PiSsing) and democracy

undecided:
fate of the Yahoo of Netanya and His Orangeness (see above)

So, some minor local improvements and high potential of large amounts of semisolid digestive final products hitting rotating blades of forced air distribution unit.

And I found semi-regular work at minimum wage level as a tutor (currently math and chemistry) after failing to become a licensed teacher at a state school.
I should better lose lots of weight but I doubt my willpower to actually achieve that (fat chance, excuse the lame pun).

Could be worse privately but world going further down the drain looks like a low risk bet currently.

Last Sorry, mood comparable to weather outside (i.e. dreadful) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Aphos on February 02, 2024, 12:50:02 AM
Last not much to look forward to this year Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 02, 2024, 12:33:13 PM
Then we have to look for potential positive events

Last Like a number of certain persons suffering fatal strokes Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on February 28, 2024, 06:57:44 PM
They don't need to be fatal.

Last just some very debilitating strokes should be enough Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on February 28, 2024, 08:47:45 PM
But they could go Hawking.
And his Orangeness could try to do a Hotblack Desiato.

Last Large parts of his base would vote for him even with him (or occasionally them) being dead* Post

*no joke: There are several examples of US politicians losing against a dead person. Iirc there was even a case with this happening twice in a row. John Ashcroft (Sec.of Justice under the lesser Bush) was mocked mercilessly for that for years.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 01, 2024, 02:21:06 PM
But Hawking was a brilliant mind to begin with.

Last plus some of the monsters out there have other monsters waiting for any weakness to strike Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 01, 2024, 08:35:13 PM
The tendency of totalitarian digestive rear exits to fight among themselves is a major factor in them being far less successful than they otherwise would be.

Last it becomes a problem when that is not enough Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on March 03, 2024, 06:33:33 PM
You could argue [successfully] that more often that not is not enough.

Last psychopaths frequently find the way Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 03, 2024, 08:34:25 PM
It just lowers the probability, so the system blows up less often

Last entropy working against itself for a change Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on March 12, 2024, 06:48:11 PM
None of it matters a jot when we will all be extinct very shortly.

Last climate change doom not far off Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on March 13, 2024, 08:43:22 PM
Very shortly on a geological timescale.
On a human timescale it will be long enough - Death by a thousand cuts.

Last The slow doom is the doomiest (most doomious?) Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on April 07, 2024, 06:50:51 PM
Most doom-ridden I think.

Where has everyone gone? Are they on their Easter breaks?

Last A dying forum? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 07, 2024, 11:38:06 PM
I was asking that myself.
Is there a way to call a general assembly?

But I get the impression that this is not the only web forum where activity has been low in the recent past.
Everyone busy digging shelters* expecting several conflicts to spread farther still while the year proceeds?

Bibi costing Biden the election while complaining that the US is not delivering bombs etc. fast enough to keep up with expenditure, the GOPsters in Congress calling for sending everything to Israel and nothing to Ukraine, also refusing to spend anything on rebuilding that bridge in Baltimore because there are too many n-words there and the huge financial damage amassing daily by the port being blocked is seen as a plus because bad economic news can be blamed on Biden, also working on a bill to make lab-grown meat illegal and demanding that any support of electric vehicles stop immediately (discouraging bike use and walking as a matter of principle too of course)...

*Politicians have in all seriousness called for rebuilding of air raid shelters and preparing kids in schools for the eventuality of a war coming.

Last indeed, few good news Post

At least my work as a tutor since late last year to help schoolkids with (mainly) math gives me some satisfaction.
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on April 16, 2024, 04:09:59 PM
The US system is nuts if all it can come up with are Biden and Trump. There must be able younger people on both sides, maybe not having enough money to run a campaign.

Also, how will they ever get an impartial jury for Trump? It's not possible unless people with zero interest in who is President.

I could send out an email but not many siblings respond to them nowdays. I could put somemthing on Facebook Toadfish group, but similarly, have done it before and not many members reacted. There is definitely a drify away from forums towards the social media platforms.



Last Which is falling apart the fastest? Uk or US?Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 16, 2024, 07:16:35 PM
Depending on November 2024 my bet would be on the US. The UK will muddle through somehow.

As for juries: We will need to develop hibernation technology to always keep enough potential impartial jurors that are not "tainted" by prior information on cases.

I call it "The Cryogenic Draft"

Last Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 17, 2024, 06:51:00 PM
Quote from: Griffin on March 12, 2024, 06:48:11 PMNone of it matters a jot when we will all be extinct very shortly.
All of us? Not so sure; hundreds of millions if not more affected for sure.
Quote from: Swatopluk on April 07, 2024, 11:38:06 PMEveryone busy digging shelters* expecting several conflicts to spread farther still while the year proceeds?
If you're in Gaza...

Quote from: Swatopluk on April 07, 2024, 11:38:06 PMBibi costing Biden the election while complaining that the US is not delivering bombs etc. fast enough to keep up with expenditure...
Bibi in his unquenchable desire to stay in power at all costs is screwing everyone around him, specially Israel. Even DT criticize it as bad PR...  ::)
I venture to say that he has done more for antisemitism than any neonazi in the past 20 years.

Quote from: Griffin on April 16, 2024, 04:09:59 PMThe US system is nuts if all it can come up with are Biden and Trump.
And you just realized this?
 :P  ;)

Quote from: Griffin on April 16, 2024, 04:09:59 PMWhich is falling apart the fastest? Uk or US?
As much as I despise Biden and fear Trump, I think you guys in the UK are doing a very good job ruining your country in more ways than one, and I have serious doubts Starmer is going to save you from decades of economic  mismanagement.

Last that's what happens when you let the banks run things Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 17, 2024, 08:34:50 PM
I think shelter digging in Gaza would be futile. Hamas build a huge network of those (in part with money funneled to them by the Yahoo from Netanja) and the US deliver bunker busters to Israel to deal with them (and the other infrastructure above).

Last and those are not even the real deep penetrators Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 18, 2024, 01:07:14 PM
Still you need to know where to aim and it's clear that the network of tunnels is far from being destroyed.

Last what I wonder is how are they dealing with water seepage Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 19, 2024, 09:43:34 AM
From what I heard the tunnel and shelter system was a rather professional undertaking (no pun intended) with careful planning and execution (also useful as an employment program for Gazans and thus quite popular).
I assume Hamas had pretty clear ideas about what the Israelis would and could do and took that into account.
DIY civilian shelters would not have that advantage.

Last and the IDF is (are?) not very keen to send their guys into those tunnels for the above reaons Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 19, 2024, 01:27:04 PM
The joke over here has been that Hamas should be hired to fix the New York metro tunnels.

Last lets not start as to what IDF wants or not to do Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 19, 2024, 09:35:56 PM
A good reason to keep some hostages.
Blown to smithereens (or accidentally shot) can be presented as unfortunate collateral damage. Or even attributed to Hamas.
Drowned corpses or some with signs of contact with chemical warfare agents would be a different matter.
Strongly increased Israeli settler violence under IDF protection in the West Bank is unfortunately for the most part ignored in Western media.

Last and someone set himself on fire in front of the New York courthouse where Jabbabonk's trial is currently taking place Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 19, 2024, 09:57:56 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on April 19, 2024, 09:35:56 PMunfortunately for the most part ignored in Western media.
If it wasn't for the westerners systematically blown out it would probably be more concerned with Ukraine.

Last and who cares a consulate was blown up if it is in the land(s)/of the 'enemy' Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 20, 2024, 02:57:33 PM
Meanwhile in the GOP old US of A Southern States fall over each other to repeal child labor laws and going after librarians. And yet another state came up with a law that bans counties and municipalities from requiring employers to give their workers at minimum a 15 min water break every 4 hours (mainly concerning agricultural workers in high summer). Florida has to keep up with Texas after all where essentially the same law got passed not that long ago (leading to calls to park governor Abbott's wheelchair* in the midday sun somewhere remote for that amount of time).

Last despite not being an Englishman. Mad dog could apply though Post

*with him in it and brakes locked, naturally
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 21, 2024, 03:11:36 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on April 20, 2024, 02:57:33 PMAnd yet another state came up with a law that bans counties and municipalities from requiring employers to give their workers at minimum a 15 min water break every 4 hours (mainly concerning agricultural workers in high summer). Florida...
Because this is a curse free space I will refrain to use the words that pop into my mind while thinking on a monster like Mr. DeSantis.

Last @#$%^&* DeSantis! Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 21, 2024, 08:11:45 AM
Let's put it this way: That's one of those times one would wish that their publicly professed religion was true and they would suffer the consequences post mortem ad perpetuam.

Last Kristian(TM) Karma á la Dante and Doré Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 22, 2024, 03:19:08 AM
As if such opportunist believed in anything...

Last one of those kids that took to heart the 'believe in yourself' maxim Post

Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 22, 2024, 10:04:11 AM
That's why I wrote 'publicly professed'.
A lot of mega and MAGA pastors are imo also cryptoatheists.
Given what they do, they must be pretty confident that there will be no posthumous reckoning for them.
And there is a large intersection between those pastors and those politicians

Last Is there a distinct line between fleecers and grifters to begin with? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 22, 2024, 03:28:10 PM
I'm sure some of those believe their own bullshit.

Last but then again megalomaniacs frequently do Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 22, 2024, 08:08:57 PM
But the most notorious and political present enough evidence against that - even without telltale behavior towards Jabbabonk.

Last The Westboro Baptists guys maybe, Kenneth Copeland definitely not Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Griffin on April 23, 2024, 06:49:56 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on April 20, 2024, 02:57:33 PMAnd yet another state came up with a law that bans counties and municipalities from requiring employers to give their workers at minimum a 15 min water break every 4 hours (mainly concerning agricultural workers in high summer).

And this evening was the beginning of Passover when we were slaves escaping Egypt. It's quite a jolly evening which felt a little out of place. Of course, even then nasty stuff was going on with the killing of the firstborn and all those plagues.

Last Apparently old Hagadas (prayer book for the Seder service) are worth a lot but mine which dates back to 1920 has wine spilt all over it on various pages, so maybe not. Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 23, 2024, 08:27:47 AM
I don't know. Too pristine could also be non-ideal. This way it at least has character.

Last maybe wait another century or three before you sell it Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 24, 2024, 06:53:27 PM
Last sweat, blood and tears? Post
Title: Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Post by: Swatopluk on April 25, 2024, 01:04:24 AM
Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on April 24, 2024, 06:53:27 PMLast sweat, blood and tears? Post

All valuable commodities.
In Rome the sweat of gladiators could yield high prices.
From modern political parlance in the US one could deduct a vast network of bottlers of tears (of opponents).
That blood is big business is not actually a secret.

Last I don't know whether dunking a book into those three liquids increases the longterm sales price though Post
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