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#11
Games and Jokes / Re: Word Association Game
Last post by Swatopluk - April 24, 2024, 07:56:10 AM
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#12
Games and Jokes / Re: Word Association Game
Last post by Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) - April 23, 2024, 02:24:53 PM
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#13
Games and Jokes / Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Last post by Swatopluk - April 23, 2024, 08:27:47 AM
I don't know. Too pristine could also be non-ideal. This way it at least has character.

Last maybe wait another century or three before you sell it Post
#14
Games and Jokes / Re: Two word story
Last post by Swatopluk - April 23, 2024, 08:23:19 AM
A new crepuscular anteater found solace in tapping syncopated rhythms using its front teeth and certain keepers held barely back by wire entanglements installed by nefarious and malodorous penguins.  Meanwhile, within a crenellated battlement on top of a gothically inspired garden shed the multifarious congregation of dispassionate but elaborately coiffed and manicured chow chows held a conference of (to them) unknown importance. The head gardener waved incessantly during every episode of the Coronation Comedies before any ceremonial heralds were able to overcome and conquer the ever present yet well hidden banjo playing striped marsupials whose fur - mottled as the major lepidoform hexapode - stuck their hair straight without any discernible or even identifiable sign of nodular protuberances anywhere to accompany their dark and irritating lice. This development called for an insincere acknowledgement of the underlying and syncopated prolonged alterations of magnificent and luminescent lion manes that had ignominiously begun to sprout superficially adipose red lice infested with azure tapeworms.  Resplendent with luxurious overcoats ornated with Swarovski crystals, FrangiPhangi II, the recent High Priestess of fabulous and rabulistic natural ablutions, made an unprecedented appearance at the palatial Palace of the Palatine Hills with her entourage of resplendent and voluptuous pond-maids while her daugther waited for an opportunity to use her new prayer beads to help with the monstrous deeds that her highly disreputable fourth cousin, a misstep of epic proportions, enacted while no single individual within the House of Thurn and relevant areas having any sign of being involved, the President of the musical society, planned to end their tumultuous relationship before any of their appendages exploded.Consequently, no sentients were unconsciously condescending members of the unconsecrated bishops in Konstanz upon Sea but the bishopric of Devil's Vale (Austria) had a non-violent outbreak of scurvy in connection
#15
Games and Jokes / Re: Word Association Game
Last post by Swatopluk - April 23, 2024, 08:22:41 AM
(around the) rosie
#16
Games and Jokes / Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Last post by Griffin - April 23, 2024, 06:49:56 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on April 20, 2024, 02:57:33 PMAnd yet another state came up with a law that bans counties and municipalities from requiring employers to give their workers at minimum a 15 min water break every 4 hours (mainly concerning agricultural workers in high summer).

And this evening was the beginning of Passover when we were slaves escaping Egypt. It's quite a jolly evening which felt a little out of place. Of course, even then nasty stuff was going on with the killing of the firstborn and all those plagues.

Last Apparently old Hagadas (prayer book for the Seder service) are worth a lot but mine which dates back to 1920 has wine spilt all over it on various pages, so maybe not. Post
#18
Games and Jokes / Re: Two word story
Last post by Griffin - April 23, 2024, 06:20:24 AM

A new crepuscular anteater found solace in tapping syncopated rhythms using its front teeth and certain keepers held barely back by wire entanglements installed by nefarious and malodorous penguins.  Meanwhile, within a crenellated battlement on top of a gothically inspired garden shed the multifarious congregation of dispassionate but elaborately coiffed and manicured chow chows held a conference of (to them) unknown importance. The head gardener waved incessantly during every episode of the Coronation Comedies before any ceremonial heralds were able to overcome and conquer the ever present yet well hidden banjo playing striped marsupials whose fur - mottled as the major lepidoform hexapode - stuck their hair straight without any discernible or even identifiable sign of nodular protuberances anywhere to accompany their dark and irritating lice. This development called for an insincere acknowledgement of the underlying and syncopated prolonged alterations of magnificent and luminescent lion manes that had ignominiously begun to sprout superficially adipose red lice infested with azure tapeworms.  Resplendent with luxurious overcoats ornated with Swarovski crystals, FrangiPhangi II, the recent High Priestess of fabulous and rabulistic natural ablutions, made an unprecedented appearance at the palatial Palace of the Palatine Hills with her entourage of resplendent and voluptuous pond-maids while her daugther waited for an opportunity to use her new prayer beads to help with the monstrous deeds that her highly disreputable fourth cousin, a misstep of epic proportions, enacted while no single individual within the House of Thurn and relevant areas having any sign of being involved, the President of the musical society, planned to end their tumultuous relationship before any of their appendages exploded.Consequently, no sentients were unconsciously condescending members of the unconsecrated bishops in Konstanz upon Sea but the bishopric of Devil's Vale (Austria) had a non-violent outbreak of scurvy
#19
Games and Jokes / Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Last post by Swatopluk - April 22, 2024, 08:08:57 PM
But the most notorious and political present enough evidence against that - even without telltale behavior towards Jabbabonk.

Last The Westboro Baptists guys maybe, Kenneth Copeland definitely not Post
#20
Games and Jokes / Re: Word Association Game
Last post by Swatopluk - April 22, 2024, 08:01:16 PM
doorspy