The Sibling Below Me...

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

My course of thermodynamics was certainly a curse.

TSBM was more afraid of Maxwell equations

[Swatopluk]

Ever tried to learn the Navier-Stokes equations in spherical coordinates? Beats Maxwell any day.

The sibling below me will explain the sinister connections between the 2nd law of thermodynamics and the 2nd amendment to the US constitution.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

The ability to create chaos in an ever growing fashion should not be infringed?

TSBM went to the NRA mass.

[Swatopluk]

Nothing special. In one US state there is a law that churchgoers have to carry loaded firearms ... to protect themselves against Indian raids.

The sibling below me will formulate the NRA statement should this law be dropped (or threatened to be dropped).

[nefyuBB]

i will ?

ohoh
i fink i muss pad me dyapurr
tha sibbin be woe me bedder move owt ove tha way
look owt
i warnd ya

[Swatopluk]

No problem for my automatic poo deflector.

The sibling below me calls it what it is

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Unless the wife looks sternly and warningly.

TSBM knows what I'm talking about.

[Swatopluk]

Replace wife with mother and I know it very well.

The sibling below me now will make derogatory remarks about fairy godmothers-in-law.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Are you talking about Wanda's mother?

TSBM is above TV cartoons.

[Swatopluk]

Never got over the shock of Happy Tree Friends
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_Tree_Friends

The sibling below me got the same result from watching hentai for the first time

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Hilarity?

TSBM has a darker humor than me.

[Swatopluk]

Dark humor = melancholia, if we follow the Old 
But I would agree. Proof: cf. the Choral Squids

The sibling below me will now show some pieces of white, green and yellow humor

[Pachyderm]

They generally prefer to call it "gold" rather than yellow, but here goes...


A Belfast man was ashamed of his accent, and decided to go to elocution lessons in London.
Three years later he was speaking perfect BBC English, and he decided to return home and celebrate with a drink.
He caught the Shuttle to Belfast, got a taxi into the city and walked into the first establishment he came to.
'I say, old chap,' he said to the proprietor, 'perhaps you could furnish me with a large gin and tonic and one of your finest Havana cigars.'
'You're from around these parts, aren't you?' said the proprietor.
'Good grief,' said the stunned Belfast man. 'How did you know that?'
'Well, you see,' said the proprietor, 'this is a butcher's.'

TSBM will now denigrate their city of residence.

[Swatopluk]

Berlin is known as the largest provincial town there is. It ceased to be the Metropolis it once was long ago. And the federal government now sitting here instead of provincial Bonn didn't improve the situation actually. Now we have 2 provincial governments. And even the traditional Berlin wittiness* is in steep decline.

*although outsiders encountering it for the first time would call it just 'rudeness'.

The sibling below me would prefer that to 'The Beltway'.

[Aphos]

I would prefer a kick in the groin to The Beltway.


The sibling below me knows what I am talking about.