The Sibling Below Me...

[Swatopluk]

Even if I were that unethical, don't you know that the US dollar now converts to Pound and Euro as one pound of dollars equaling 1 Euro? I doubt that they would accept shareholders that poor.

The sibling below me will share the contents of the hold with the poor

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Indeed I will.

At least the US dollar is not as bad as Zimbabwe-- I heard today that a piece/loaf of bread is worth roughly a billion Z dollars.

That's right-- with a "b".

The hyper-inflation of that country is incredible, and the idiots "running" the place just keep printin' the paper scrip as if it actually meant something...

The sibling below me wants to wall-paper his/her room with Zimbabwe currency. 

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

No I don't. BTW...

don't you know that the US dollar now converts to Pound and Euro as one pound of dollars equaling 1 Euro?

Not yet, although if you use nickels a pound gives you ~US$4.50 or ~2.80 Euros. It is closer with the Stirling Pound @ ~2.25.

TSBM wants to convert his/her money to gold.

[Swatopluk]

Provided you finance it, I'll open an alchemy section.

The sibling below me blew it again
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Btw, inflation jokes: In 1920ies Germany hyperinflation it was said that a wheelbarrow was needed to transport the money for that loaf of bread to the baker. On the way the money would lose the rest of its value and the bread would change hands in exchange for the wheelbarrow.

[Aphos]

Yes, my nose has been very stuffy lately.


The sibling below me has a nose for news.

[Swatopluk]

Noose not nose! (we hang the messenger, ammo is so costly these days)

The sibling below me is rotten in the state of Denmark

[Aphos]

Yes, I have done such EEEEEEEEvil things while in Denmark.


The sibling below me wonders how Clark Kent managed to shave.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Easy! He used a kriptonite blade.

The sibling below me wonders what happened in Smallville when young Clark reached puberty, and the inevitable consequences of that...

[Swatopluk]

Different species, so at least no offspring.
Now what about, if he had been a girl

The sibling below me sells chastity belts to fundamentalists

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Yes but I omit the documentation of the vibrating functions.

TSBM doesn't judge the poor taste of that joke.

[Opsa]

I find it hard to judge when I'm cracking up!

The Sibling Below Me wants a plastic squeaky gavel.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I used to have one (as the weapon of choice for the Chapulin Colorado).

TSBM has mixed feelings about the shows (s)he liked as a kid.

[pieces o nine]

I don't regret a second of time  wasted  invested  enjoyed in front of Dr. Who.



The Sibling Below Me enjoys sharing some old childhood pastimes with receptive children.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Indeed I do.   Especially those that are apt to frighten them but only just a little.

Children's innocence is easy to scare-- then when they see it's just all in fun, they laugh from the bottom of their being-- no holding back with kids.


The sibling below me has been watching the nominee of McSame with trepidation....

[Swatopluk]

And I am still not sure that this not a crossover of Monty Python and Hidden Camera, especially with the rumors that the baby with Down Syndrome might not be hers but her teenage daugther's.

The sibling below me hopes that she will be replaced by Connecticut senator Joe Palpatine on the ticket.