The Sibling Below Me...

[DaveL]

Well if it's good enough for L.Ron it's good enough for DaveL (Ron)

The sibling below me has watched John Travolta's 'Battlefield Earth' 80 times and still loves it.

[Aphos]

No.  I am afraid I did watch it once, which was once too many.

The sibling below me is very glad we have a  smiley.

[Swatopluk]

I lobbied for it for ages! (true)

The sibling below me prefers smilies barfing to doing it personally

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Yup. It's simply more powerful.

The Sibling below me knows where it is buried. And what 'it' is.

[anthrobabe]

as a highly trained forensic anthropologist( --this is Dr. Flinn in response to that statement) I do in fact know where it is buried and what it is-- furthermore I can tell you with good accuracy "its" sex, age, stature, diet, and cause of 'death', time or date of death, peri-anti-post mortem happenings. I can also provide you a nifty drawing of the scene- provided I have a ruler and graph paper and can find North and a point of reference.( I was never good with freehand drawing 'scenes' and must have a compas to know where north is I don't just know like some of the smartypants I go to school with).
(however I plead the 5th to the question- do you know who/what buried it and why).

The Sibling below me once ate dinner with Cornelius from The Planet of the Apes.

[Aphos]

Yes, and I must say that Dr. Cornelius is a very erudite fellow.  But he does get a bit messy when eating bananas.

The sibling below me wants to make a movie where emus have taken over the world.

[Sibling Chatty]

Better emus than corporations. Ooops, almost too late.


The sibling below me is contemplating either a desert or a dessert.

[Swatopluk]

The fridge is not yet deserted by the latter.

The sibling below me is a fan of the Calamari Wrestler and can't stand the Squilla Boxer.

[Aphos]

I really like how the Calamari Wrestler squirts ink into his opponent's eyes.

The sibling below me has an ink-stained shirt he claims is tie-dyed.

[Swatopluk]

Not a believable excuse since I do not wear ties unless coerced.

The sibling below me would prefer the squidlings to imitate the Calamari Wrestler in doing more Zen meditation

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x97/Swatopluk/calamari5.jpg

[Aphos]

Combining squidlings and Zen seems an appropriate thing to do.

The sibling below me once wrote a book on Zen and the art of lawn mowing.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

It CAN be very Zen if you know what you're doing.


The sbling below me will look up the video game 'Portal' on Wikipedia at their leisure.

_{edited to fix a spelling mistake}

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I actually finished portal. It is wonderful even if its too short.

The sibling below me wants to buy the song 'I'm still alive' from the game in amazon.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Indeed I do! But first, I'd better actually finish the game. (Got stuck in Room 14 or 15).


The Sibling below me cracks jokes about pie-eating rats.

[Aphos]

Yes.  See...There was this pie-eating rat walked into a bar and sat down.

The sibling below me will finish the joke.