The Sibling Below Me...

[Swatopluk]

The only pipe organs I could get were made from metal or dead wood.
Unfortunately the Orgeltatzelnase (a polyrhinous species of the rhinogradentia or snouters mammal order) is extinct.

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The sibling below me puts sticks his or her nose where it belongs only

Btw, here is the whole book in English translation
http://www.sivatherium.narod.ru/library/Stumpke/book_en.htm

[Opsa]

Please. I don't put sticks in my nose. Just the occasional dainty pinky finger. Oi is a loidy, Oi is, Oi is.

The Sibling Below Me sticks it where the sun don't shine.

[Sibling DavidH]

Yes, I was a keen potholer, was I.

The Sibling Below Me is all on the surface.

[pieces o nine]

Subcutaneosity is so messy.

TSBM is pro-dermist.

[Griffin NoName]

I change my entire skin every 7 years. Next time I am going for the crocodile look.

TsBM drinks crocodile tears.

[Swatopluk]

torn crocodiles in mountain dew - superb (but not for the small purse, I assure you)

The sibling below me sells human skin bags to reptiles.

[Opsa]

Alligators find them awfully convenient for carrying their lunches around.

The Sibling Below Me supplies human hair to the ostrich's hat shop.

[Roland Deschain]

This is but the beginning of my plans for world domination, continuing with selling sand to the Middle East and coals to Newcastle.

TSBM lives in Newcastle, and was looking for coal.

[Griffin NoName]

Old King Coal was a Merry Old Sole

TsBM has six souls.

[Swatopluk]

This is but the beginning of my plans for world domination, continuing with selling sand to the Middle East and coals to Newcastle.

Actually, the main import of Saudi Arabia from Scotland is sand. No joke. In SA they have only very fine sand unsuitable for e.g. sandblasting, so they have to get it from somewhere else. Scotland seems to have the perfect grain size and hardness.

TsBM has six souls.

I had a few soul-splitting experiences too much.

The sibling below me is working on patented soul glue

[Roland Deschain]

Now if only I could find those Horcruxes I hid many years ago.

TSBM thinks that the crux of their horror is a historical event.

[Opsa]

I find many historical events rather horrifying, especially when they have been written by the victors.

The Sibling Below Me writes history for the losers.

[Swatopluk]

Someone has to stand up for those original Prussians.
They got wiped out so vigorously that we do not even exactly know the language they spoke.
All we remember is that guy in a shabby blue uniform that lived half a millenium later and did not speak German either.

The sibling below me thinks that the blue is the only worthwile thing to have survived.

[Opsa]

It is a beautiful blue, the color of twilight.


The Sibling Below Me knows the color of daybreak.

[pieces o nine]

Not by choice, I don't!   


TSBM is a fellow member of Carpe Noctem.