The Sibling Below Me...

[Opsa]

I do, now that my hovercraft is free of eels.

The Sibling Below Me knows of an eel repellant.

[Swatopluk]

Do you mean an eel based repellant or one to repell eels?
There are few things that cannot be repelled with horseradish

The sibling below me ravishes horses, if noone is looking.

[Opsa]

Yes folks, with Opsaline's new lipstick "Horseface", even the ugliest horse can be ravishing. (Does not work on pigs.)

The Sibling Below Me has wants to market cosmetics for Octopods.

[Swatopluk]

The problem is to create one that can follow the constant colour changes. It is so embarrassing when your beakstick colour starts to clash with your skin colour during the mating display.

The sibling below me lost some money on a skin softener for crocodiles project

[Opsa]

Yep, the silly beasties refused to believe that they've have smoother, silkier scales in seven days and kept biting the hands off of the beauticians. I kept getting sued for the price of their spoiled manicures. (...on the beauticians, not the crocodiles.)

The Sibling Below Me wants to cross a crocodile with a bunny rabbit.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

That way they'll have a fighting chance against the pythons on the loose in the everglades.

TSBM has other ideas for python control.

[Griffin NoName]

The way to control pythons is to sing "Always look on the bright side of life" to them.

TsBM failed on their mission to be the first person to fly round the globe along the equator.

[Swatopluk]

If only because crossing the line is against my principles.

The sibling below me would be interested in real estate at the North Pole.

[Sibling DavidH]

Not bloody likely!  The Leominster garden project is plenty cold enough.

The Sibling Below Me has warmer toes.

[Opsa]

Who doesn't? Mine are in my Minnetonka slippers! Hope you can feel your again soon.

The Sibling Below Me left his/her toes on the toe path.

[Swatopluk]

No, the big one is just adorned with a topas.

The sibling below me digs up old bones on comission from a wealthy neighbourhood dog.

[Opsa]

No, I dig up truffles on commission for a wealthy neighboring pig.

The Sibling Below Me picks up tribbles from an unwieldy neighboring galaxy.

[Swatopluk]

They yield tribble prices here.

The sibling below me will doubloon down on this

[Opsa]

I would doubloon, but I left me wallet in me other pantaloons.

The Sibling Below Me believes in vintage undergarments.

[Swatopluk]

All wrough iron below the waist and cast iron above it. With aluminium ornaments.

The sibling below me fabricates fake Mormon magic underwear