The Sibling Below Me...

[Griffin NoName]

Beaches - I think only of Dunkirk.

TsBM wants to be in the Home Guard.

[Swatopluk]

Beats the Bomb Disposal Squad.

The sibling below me is a crypto cryomaniac

[Opsa]

Only on Crypton, my home planet.

The Sibling Below Me is super, somehow.

[Swatopluk]

You mean supper. I fell in with cannibals.

The sibling below me got into a food fight with Vegans yesterday

[Opsa]

Yes, somebody threw a watermelon at my head and I went into a vegetative state and then they ate me. It was not altogether pleasant.

The Sibling Below Me has been consumed by carnivores.

[Swatopluk]

I was just expecting a carnal relationship.

The sibling below me was into veggie sex but got a change of mind

[Griffin NoName]

Pushing cucumbers up my nose did concentrate the mind.

TsBM grows sexy vegetables

[Swatopluk]

I would if anything but moss would grow in the garden

The sibling below me has several recipes for aphrodisiacs made from moss

[Opsa]

Yes, but they turn your naughty bits green.

The Sibling Below Me would dye her/his naughty bits.

[Swatopluk]

Rainbow coloured conndoms do the job just fine

the sibling below me uses rainbow coloured soap

[Opsa]

I use it to wash my unicorn! 

(O h dear, that sounded naughtier than it should have, given the previous discussion.  )

The Sibling Below Me uses Woolite on his/her golden fleece.

[Swatopluk]

No only the special black bee wax from the Pergamean region.

The sibling below me wears a Scythian hairstyle

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

What is that euphemism for?

TSBM is scandalized with the previous posts.

[Sibling DavidH]

If Prince Albert were alive now, he would turn in his grave.

The Seedling Below Me is going to grow into a big tree.

[Swatopluk]

If Prince Albert were alive now, he would turn in his grave.

I assume that this is a case of deliberate reckless metaphor mixing.

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A tree on the family tree that's looks fractal to me.

The sibling below me loves almond bread, figs and apples (and gets the connection)