The Sibling Below Me...

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

The thought never crossed my mind, once we figured out it* was living in the place we GTFO immediately.

TSBM would've tried.

*I experienced a case that is hard to explain as anything else.

[Swatopluk]

But first I'd have hired sopme spooks

The sibling below me thinks that would be driving out satan with beelzebub

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

It depends, if we take the [probably] original meaning Ba'al Zaebul as High Lord (instead of Lord of the Flies) it would make perfect sense.

TSBM would try driving out demons with flies anyway.

[Swatopluk]

It was always up to debate whether stink repels or attracts demons. A few really nasty demons consisted (bodily) of flies (I guess of the stinging variety).

The sibling below me considers that to be still preferable to the maggot demons

[Griffin NoName]

Maggots have their uses (removing pus) and demonic ones should theoretically be even more efficient.

TsBM lurks in pathology labs at nightfall.

[Swatopluk]

I think nekrophilia is hereditary.

The sibling below me has two (voodoo) zombies for that purpose

[Opsa]

Leave my parents out of this!

The Sibling Below Me wishes s/he had voodoo zombies for parents.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Better than mummies.

TSBM is updating his/her tomb's curse.

[Swatopluk]

I converted it to hex code

The sibling below me has applied for a patent for a double action wand

[Sibling DavidH]

But I can't tell you what the other action is, not on a polite forum.

The Sibling Below Me is already thinking about Edward II.

[Griffin NoName]

Especially with VAT going up to 20%.

TsBM cannot follow that logic.

[Swatopluk]

Yeah, I thought Edward the Third was the tax guy. The Second was the one getting into hot water over poker, wasn't he

The sibling below me has a vat of acid in the basement

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Yep, but it's losing it's power due to overuse.

TSBM wonders what went down there.

[Swatopluk]

I assume lead an lead oxide

The sibling below me accumulates heavy metal.

[Opsa]

I have a magnetic personality.

The Sibling Below Me has a force field.