The Sibling Below Me...

[The Meromorph]

Wasn't he a relative of Paddy O'Furniture?

The Siblng below me grows languid in bathtubs.

[Aggie]

Languid?  That's Sagittaria....


The person below me paws the cat's butter.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Yummm!  Best on rye toast.  Dark rye, of course.

The sibling below me only eats homemade bread, afraid of all the unknown preservatives found in store breads

[Sibling Chatty]

I wish...however the home in would be made in is mine, and until further funding is available to rewire the kitchen, I have to choose between the breadmaker and the air conditioner. That means either new wiring, or about 3 more weeks until it's cooler.

The sibling below me prefers electric cars to internal combustion engine ones.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Ideally, I'd have cars that run on Nervous Energy.  There'd be some sort of antenna, that draws in the overabundant nervous energy that so many are plaged with.  Alternate versions would run on the excess energy that 2 year olds seem to possess.

The sibling below me has had direct experience with a 2 year old's excess energy

[DaveL]

Yes, it was the red candy that did it.

The Sibling below me has a pet bat named 'Jimmy'.

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

"Are all your pets named Jimmy?"

"There's nothing too odd about that.  Kamal Attaturk had an entire menagerie called Abdul."

"No he didn't."

"Did, did, did, did and did!"

"Oh, all right."

"Spoken like a gentleman."

The person below me can also quote chapter and verse from Monty Python.

[goat starer]

well I didn't expect the spanish inquisition!

whilst I hate to do this to Grey Branrun the sibling below me thinks Basking Sharks are called Basket Sharks

[Swatopluk]

That's how they became popular here as pets even before the squidlings.
What better than a shark that is content with a basket? (or contained within a basket alternatively).

The sibling below me did not know that I erroneously introduced it (despite claims that it was Al Gore)

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

I was wondering what Al Gore was doing in that basket.  It didn't make a lot of sense to me at the time.

And no, I didn't know where the basket sharks came from.  I think it started before I became a Toadfish.  Either that or I wasn't paying enough attention.

The sibling below me thinks this is the Last Post thread.

[rumblemonk]

waka waka waka last post

the sibling below me is a champion midget tosser

[The Meromorph]

I've never tossed a champion midget in my life! Just because people call me a champion tosser, and refer to my private parts as 'midget', there's no need to be rude about me!


The sibling below me is a widely respected chicken sexer.

[Aphos]

It's a darned difficult job, making chickens sexier...but someone has to do it.

The sibling below me has had an out of body experience.

[Sibling Chatty]

Unfortunately, I came back to the same one...I think I felt sorry for it, lying there all vacant, with nothing in its head but fluff.

The person below me hears the phrase "nothing in its head but fluff" and no longer thinks of Winnie the Pooh.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

True.  I think of George W. Bush.

The sibling below me, with a great deal of effort, has finally found a use for GWB