The Sibling Below Me...

[Aphos]

(OH, I got that it was a parody, DD.  I just found the result...odd.)

Oh, my pets aren't all that unusual.  Just a couple of mutts that I love dearly.

The sibling below me wishes teatime was in the morning.

[Aggie]

And so it is!  Just heard the kettle switch off, and there's CAKE in the lunchroom.

The sibling below me swaps fresh fruit for rotting vegetables.

[rumblemonk]

only beacuse Jello says so

The sibling below me runs amuck.

[DaveL]

When I was into physical fitness I used to run amuck. Now I only walk amuck. Comfy chair amuck with remote control amuck is far more my style.

The sibling below me will complete their post with 'The Sibling below me..'

[The Black Spot]

That reminds me of the man who went to the bookies and bet £100 that the world would end tomorrow.

A comment about  a foul restaurant will be made by The Sibling Below Me

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

I DO have unusual pets - several hundred of 'em.  I've named the little 6-legged critters after the people they most resemble.

They are mostly named "george", but there's a few "dick"'s and "condi"'s in there, too.

Occasionally, I thin the heard, by squashing a few.  Sometimes I spread poison around.

Mostly, I'm waiting for real winter, when I'll let the thermostat go down to 40 degrees or so, which will drive'em all outside.  Can't wait.

The sibling below me enjoyes odd chocolate-covered food items - like grasshoppers and ants.

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(Hick Hop was a parody...satire...on the fusion of Country and Rap, specifically Country Murder Ballads and Gangsta Rap...and I guess I need to learn my audience better before I bring in any more Humor. I though y'all woueld get that from the previous postings. Whatever.)

I likely would have thought it funny, had I been able to understand the lyrics better [or at all] - perhaps it's my PC's speakers (not high quality, even if there ARE 6 different speakers).

But don't let a single miss-hap stop you from posting more stuff!

[Vita Curator]

I am a certified chocoholic and will eat anything that is covered in chocolate.

The sibling below me appreciates all of the hard work a spider puts into spinning his web and for that reason, will not destroy it.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Darn right, I won't remove spider-webs.  OR spiders, if I can avoid it.

This is because spiders do not try to eat MY food, nor do they crawl all over my stored dinner-ware, nor do they hide in my silver-ware tray, making me want to re-wash ALL my silver, even tho it's just been washed ...

Spiders DO eat cockroaches and other uninvited guests.

Actually, I kindof like spiders -- upon reflection.  No where I could get some more?

The person below me will attempt to locate a good source of spider-eggs for sale.

[Aphos]

Try Spiders-R-Us for all your spider needs.

The sibling below me listens to stereo music with the headphones on backwards.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Have to - the rear-channel speakers don't work too well.  Backwards is the only way.

BTW, do you have a web-link for Spiders-R-Us?

The sibling below me prefers trieo music, to yesterday's 2-speaker stereo.  With trieo, you need 3 ears to appreciate it properly.

Of course, some folk have moved on to 5.1  music, and use 5 and 1/10 ears to appreciate fully.  The 1/10 of an ear is the most tricky to obtain, takes years of training ...

[Vita Curator]

All I know is I put in those earphones and Rock n Roll all night.


The sibling below me is so excited about the recent release of Bat Out of Hell III...The Monster Unleashed that they are doing the happy dance all week and have decided to have meatloaf for supper tonight.

[Swatopluk]

If that is a movie, I prefer a different type of trash.
(same for music btw).

The sibling below me has begun to learn scary solstice carols.

[Aggie]

Bat Out of Hell 3 sounds scary enough.  Sequels are nearly always dissapointing (though the original was good).  Every time I think of Meatloaf now, the phrase "Bob had bitch tits" pops up in my mind.

As for the carols, I'll dig out Oi! to the World and start singing "A Gun for Christmas", "My First Christmas as a Woman" and "Hang Myself from the Tree".


The sibling below me is a Vandal.

[Swatopluk]

A direct descendant of/from King Geiserich

The sibling below me thought Charles de Gaulle was the nom de guerre of a French football(soccer) player.

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

Yup - he was named after the airport.



The sibling below me thinks that "opossum" is an Irish surname.