The unlikely headline game

[Griffin NoName]

Britain extradites Blair from the US to assist police with their enquiries into Loans for Peerages

[Black Bart]

Global warming and fast food are actually good for you!

[Swatopluk]

The only thing unlikely about that one is both items occuring in the same headline .

G.W.Bush and Bill Clinton swapping partners.
Bill will officially adopt Jenna. Chelsea and not-Jenna went on a drinking binge together when they got the news ("We do it for opposite reasons of course but getting drunk alone is no fun.")

[Sibling Kephra (Tansy)]

Bush realizes the error of his ways and gives random aid to pow's, victims of war, and New Orleans funds.  "I just woke up one day."  George was heard saying.  "It's as though my life has been a nightmare.  I truly wish to be a better person."

Lol.. hee... (wipe tear)

[Black Bart]

Capn Cronan's ship arrives safely in Port!

[Swatopluk]

US not vetoing UN resolution critical of Israel

[Sibling Chatty]

US Retail Workers Strike on Black Friday

(The day after Thanksgiving sales extravaganza is called Black Friday by retail workers.)

[Swatopluk]

Turkey-free Thanksgiving
Spontaneously and seemingly independently all US citizens have decided to do without the traditional turkey and go vegetarian instead (at least for the day).

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Man of the Year!

Michael Jackson awarded for all his efforts with children.

[Swatopluk]

Michael Jackson shot dead by Christina Ricci with burning arrows
"I wanted to do that since Addmas Family(II)", the actress confided to reporters. Jurists debate whether she'll be charged with a crime or awarded a medal. A fine for ignoring fire safety regulations is considered most probable at the moment.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

John Bolton Resigns, President Bush Apologizes to Nation

Shortly after receiving former ambassador to the U.N. John Bolton's resignation, President Bush apologized to the Nation in a press conference on Monday. 

"I really made a mistake in nominating Bolton to the U.N.  I never realized what a screw-up he really is, until he worked over there the past year.  Next time, I'll listen to the people of the USA"

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Canada Invades USA

Canadian intelligence reports USA has weapons of mass destruction

[goat starer]

White House official says "pinochet era reflects badly on US"

....oh wait a minute that happened this morning on the BBC!

[Swatopluk]

Rumsfeld abducted by disgruntled veterans and interrogated alternatively
"We are professionals!", the leader of the team told the press, "None of his bodyguards were actually injured and he himself will see that a life without kneecaps and all bones in both hands broken at least twice is possible. He clearly wasn't tortured because A) he is still alive B) no internal organ failed during the procedure C) we got some vital information (at last we know for sure that Marilyn Monroe shot JFK. But we will need corroborating info that she worked for Donald Trump at the time)."

[Black Bart]

E Razer post makes perfect sense!